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[Birds tweet and caw]

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-[Creaking]
-[Object shifts]

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[Keys jangle]

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-[Creaking]
-[Door slams]

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-[Footsteps shuffle]
-[Cheerful humming]

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[Hums cheerfully]

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[Whimsical music]

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[Sighs] Hmm!

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[Continues humming cheerfully]

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Oh! Oh.

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[Whimsical music continues]

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[Grunts softly]

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Go upsie!

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-Ohhhh, dear!
-[Thud!]

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Ahh! Oh!

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[Metallic clanging]

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Oh!

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[Whoosh!]

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[Pompously] Oh, finally!

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By order of the King, I hereby
claim the master bedroom.

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A good captain
needs good quarters.

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So I'm sure we can all agree
that I deserve the biggest room.

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[Refined accent] Absolutely not!

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I belong upstairs.

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Not to be rude,
but you all reek of downstairs.

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[Gruffly] Oi! Gideon
was dead here first, right?

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So what he says goes.

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Guys, stop arguing.

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Bit insensitive.
This is a horrible way to die.

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[Irish accent] Better than
watching your six brothers

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waste away to nothing
in the Great Hunger,

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leaking from every opening.

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Oh, let it go, woman!

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How are you guys not more upset?

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We've been living for 30 years
in this house

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with old man...

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..d...what's...d...
the name of the man?

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-[Man gasps]
-Fuck a duck!

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He lives again!

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-Yes! That's it!
-[Man gasps and groans]

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[Lindy] Get physical!
Activate those fingers!

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Yes, push! You can do it.
You're gonna live!

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[Man groans]

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-He's dead. Again.
-[Lindy] Oh.

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My father had a beautiful saying
about death.

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[Clock ticks]

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[Joon sniffs]

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Scintillating as always, Joon.

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[Gideon] Greetings!

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-[Lindy] Hello!
-[Satan] G'day, mate.

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[Ghost] Who are you people?

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My good man, fear not.

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We are the spectral denizens
of this abode.

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[Eileen] Oh, just say 'ghosts'.

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[Joon] We're ghosts.

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We are all ghosts
and I am their beloved leader.

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You're a turnip.

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[Gideon grunts in outrage]

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Unfortunately, old boy,
as the newest ghost,

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you shall have to relinquish
your sleeping quarters...

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-[Laughs]
-..and support my claim for...

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-Whoo!
-[Wondrous music]

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-[Lindy gasps]
-Oh.

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Say hi to my dad for me!

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We'll never forget you...

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I wanna say 'Alan'?

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-[Gideon] That bedroom is mine!
-Daddy built it for me!

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I guess we've got the place
all to ourselves again.

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[Eileen] Ah, well. Back to work.

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Jazzercise?

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[Slow, quirky music]

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[Real estate agent]
It's only a small studio,

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so one couple at a time, please.

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Thanks so much. Let me know
if you want a contract.

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[Sprays]

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-[Sean] Oh.
-Hi!

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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The auction is next week,

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if you're getting
finance organised.

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-[Sean] Mm-hm.
-Great.

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There's a flyer.
Come on through.

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[Sean] Thanks.
Oh, it's got a window.

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So already better than
the other 13 places. [Chuckles]

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-Ooh.
-Um, sorry.

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Just about this, uh, situation.

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Uh, isn't there a rule

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about the distance between
kitchen and toilet?

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As long as the toilet
has a door, you are fine.

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It doesn't have a door.

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Well, perfect job for hubby,
isn't it?

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We're not married.

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-I wouldn't tell the bank that.
-[Sean] Yeah.

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But, you know, we could...
I could just put up a wall,

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maybe a...maybe a door.

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-[Handle clunks]
-Um...

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Could you not touch anything,
please?

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-Thank you.
-[Distant sirens wail]

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Oh, um, the mushrooms
are not edible, just FYI.

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-Oh!
-Oh!

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-[Both laugh]
-That's really...

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That's good.

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[Both laugh awkwardly]

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-It's pretty murder-y.
-And mushroom-y.

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-Yeah.
-[Kate] Yeah.

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But it's the only thing
in our price range.

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-We can make it work.
-Hmm!

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-We can do it.
-Hmm!

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Because the main thing is
that it's you and me together.

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[Both] No-one else.

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And it comes with
free house plants.

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Free house plants.

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-[Phone buzzes]
-[Both exclaim]

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-Might be the broker.
-Mlem, mlem.

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Hello. This is Kate.

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[Man] Hi, Kate.

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I'm the executor
currently handling

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the estate
of your great-uncle Alfred.

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-Great-uncle who?
-Hmm?

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[Executor] As his next of kin,

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the good news is
that you've inherited

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a rather large property.

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The bad news is that it's
a million miles from anywhere.

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[Sean] OK, a couple days, tops,
yeah?

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'Cause I really have to be back
at work first thing Monday.

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I know. Same.

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We'll just check out
my inheritance

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and we'll see
what we're dealing with.

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[Sean] Mm-hm.

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[Bright orchestral music]

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Oh, my...

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[Sean] It's...huge!

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[Kate laughs delightedly]

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[Sean] What...the...hell
is this place?

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Kate, this is...
[Laughs] ..crazy!

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What's the catch?

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I mean, there's gotta be
a catch.

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Oi, boss. Just say 'shotgun'.

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-What?
-Just say 'shotgun'.

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[Enunciates] Shotgun.

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Ha! Suck it, Munch!

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Boss called shotgun.
Find another room.

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I can stay frozen in place
for years.

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You've never worn a corset.

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And your joints have never been
crystallised with gout!

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[Eileen] Two breathers just
pulled up in a shiny carriage!

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[Sean] Are you sure you're
the only living relative?

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[Scoffs]

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-[Kate] That's what they said.
-[Incredulously] What?

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[Kate] Look at this place!
It's incredible.

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[Sean] Hey, um, for the record,

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I fell in love with you

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way before I found out
you're from old money.

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-[Lock turns]
-I smell invasion.

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-Aye. That would be yourself.
-[Door creaks]

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[Theme music]

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[Electricity crackles]

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[Door closes]

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[Laughs incredulously]

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[Both laugh]

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[Gasps] Are you serious?

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-[Light switch clicks]
-[Wood creaks]

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[Kate laughs]

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OK...

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[Kate] No way. [Laughs]

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-[Sean] Oh!
-[Kate gasps]

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[Sean] That's a lotta stuff.

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-[Kate] Lotta stuff.
-[Sean] Lotta stuff.

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-[Electricity crackles]
-On the upside, no mushrooms.

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-That we can see.
-[Light switch clicks]

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[Doors creak]

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[Kate scoffs incredulously]

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[Sean scoffs]

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[Crow caws outside]

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OK, gonna take a stab here.

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Great-Uncle Alfred
didn't get out much.

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Alfred, not Alan!

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[Sean] Oh, this house
must have a crazy history.

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Any reception?

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Ugh! No bars.

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Oh, there was a bar once,

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but some hoity-toity family
had notions

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and got rid of it.

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Yes, well, when you
have an education,

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you don't need to be sloshed

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to get through
each and every day.

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Kate. Kate. Eeee!

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-Oh, no, no.
-Hold on. Come on.

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-Your mum wants pictures.
-Can we not do that?

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It's actually kind of relaxing
being 300 k's away.

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Am I terrible?

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I mean, yes.

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But you're allowed
to be terrible now

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because you're an heiress.

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-'Heiress'?
-I'm basically Paris Hilton.

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-She's certainly not from Paris.
-I stayed at a Hilton once.

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Well, um, mostly in the cupboard
hiding from my boyfriend's wife.

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-[Upbeat music]
-What is the meaning of this?

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-Free-house dance.
-[Upbeat music continues]

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-[Miranda] Oh!
-[Joon shrieks]

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-[Lindy giggles]
-Stop that right now!

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Not in my house.

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-My ears!
-My eyes!

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My people!

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[Both laugh]

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-[Music continues faintly]
-[Kate and Sean laugh]

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[Kate] Alright,
let's pick a bedroom.

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[Sean] Yeah. Should be easy.

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There's only, like, 50
to choose from.

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[Kate chuckles]

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm calling it.

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This bedroom has the least
haunted-house vibes.

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Get out, you interlopers!

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I reckon it's giving
honeymoon suite.

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Honeymoon? I don't see a ring.
Trollop!

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She may have taken
a lanky lover,

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but she will not take
this bedroo...

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-[Whoosh!]
-Oh!

218
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[Satan] You right, boss?

219
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Been a while since
you've been Throomed.

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It's like dysentery
with a side of saddle sore.

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-Where'd she get ya?
-Everywhere.

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[Satan] No respect,
walking through you like that.

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Oh, I think the power's out
up here.

224
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Can you check the fuse box?

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Fuse box?

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Yeah, yeah.

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-Thanks, babe.
-Yeah.

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Where to find fuse box?

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[Electronic voice]
Check your garage

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for the circuit breaker
or fuse box.

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It might also be
in the storage room,

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utility room, basement
or hallway.

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[Groans]

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Ugh!

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[Quirky music]

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Ahh!

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God, no! No!

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Dear God, no. No!

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[Ghost] As I was saying,

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with my little eye,
something beginning with 'B'.

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What's a 'B'?

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00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,520
We're illiterate, mate.

243
00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,400
-Could we do colours instead?
-Ooh, yeah.

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00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,680
-But I'm colourblind.
-I'm mostly blind.

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00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,400
-Oh, I can sing.
-Ooh!

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-Sing a 'B'.
-[Clears throat]

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Bzzzzz!

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[Gentle music]

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-Hey!
-Hey!

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Yeah, so...fuse box
is pretty busted, eh?

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Might have to call
a professional.

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Good-for-nothing blabbermouth.
Reminds me of me husband.

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You know if spiders
can lay eggs in hair?

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-Honestly? Looks fine.
-Yeah?

255
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,520
Can you believe we were actually
gonna buy that little stinkhole?

256
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,320
Yeah, now we get to sell
this big stinkhole

257
00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,840
and buy a less stinky hole
in the city.

258
00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,200
Wait, they're selling?

259
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,360
It's not really
a stinkhole, Sean.

260
00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,720
-I mean, look at it.
-Ahhh...

261
00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,480
I reckon it was probably
a guesthouse back in the day.

262
00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,800
Aye. Myself, I ran it
single-handed.

263
00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,440
Not that you'll hear me
complainin'.

264
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,880
I always hear you complaining.

265
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,400
That'd be fun, right? Like,
running a little guesthouse?

266
00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,360
Back-breaking labour, so it was.

267
00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,480
-Meeting people from all over.
-Cleanin' up their shite.

268
00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,760
Crazy, but...

269
00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,560
You're taking this
Paris Hilton thing a bit far!

270
00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,000
I don't know, if you did
a chuck-out and patched

271
00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,800
a few cracks, I reckon
this place could be a thing.

272
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,440
-Yeah, a thing that we sell.
-She's wanting to stay for good.

273
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,160
Eejit just hasn't twigged yet.

274
00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,120
Sure, as a house for two people,
bit extra.

275
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,240
But...as a hotel...

276
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,800
An hotel?

277
00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,320
Never-ending hordes of breathers
infesting our eternal quarters?

278
00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,360
No, the invaders
cannot be tolerated.

279
00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,760
We haunt them out.

280
00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,760
-How goes the drills?
-[Groans]

281
00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,160
I need your powers
at full strength.

282
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,840
[Sighs] Sorry, boss.
I'm pretty rusty, eh?

283
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,120
Try harder, man!

284
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,800
As you motorised bicyclists say,

285
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,680
it's time to defend your lawn!

286
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,920
Yeah. It's 'turf', but, no,
I'll get it done. Don't worry.

287
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,680
-[Electricity crackles]
-Lindy, yes!

288
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,160
You see what you can achieve

289
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,400
when you're not just flailing
about william-nilliam!

290
00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,640
[Grunts and sighs] Do we have to
chase them out? They're in love.

291
00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,960
And not to be selfish,
but I'm kind of into hotels.

292
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,040
That's where single men go
to die of sadness.

293
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,360
You'll experience sadness

294
00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,360
when hotel guests are
Throoming you day and night.

295
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,080
Don't be listening to that
wig-wearing ninny-muggins.

296
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,360
He's just wanting them
out of the big bedroom.

297
00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,720
[Grunts] Joon!

298
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,440
Have you ascertained
your supernatural power yet?

299
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,000
I'll take that as a no.

300
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,200
Miranda!

301
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,400
Now, you do your little thing

302
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,040
to lower the temperature
of the room.

303
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,760
[Sighs] We've only been training
for five minutes, woman!

304
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,080
Training is for racehorses
and servants, Gideon.

305
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,160
Wake me for the haunting,
s'il vous plait.

306
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,320
[Groans mightily]

307
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,240
Come on.

308
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,600
[Roars]

309
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,120
-Ohh!
-[Gideon] Yes!

310
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,440
[Laughs] Yes!

311
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,240
Yes, that's the kind of
supernatural rage we need!

312
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,680
We strike...at midnight.

313
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,920
[Crickets chirp]

314
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,440
[Bats squeak]

315
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,040
-[Keyboard clicks]
-[Owl hoots outside]

316
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,040
[Door creaks]

317
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,120
[Creaking resumes]

318
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,800
[Whimsical music]

319
00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,680
[Groans]

320
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,040
Sterling work, man.

321
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,640
She's mildly rattled!

322
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,120
But I'm knackered from that, eh?

323
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,040
Feel like I just got back
from Mad Monday.

324
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,880
-Hey!
-[Gideon] Miranda!

325
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,200
Freeze the room
with your cold, dead heart.

326
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,680
[Clears throat]

327
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,280
[Whispers indistinctly]

328
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,920
Lindy, what keeps you?

329
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,560
When I was seven, I cut up
Stacey Hemple's tap shoes

330
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,080
right before
the Foster's Lager Talent Show,

331
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,520
and karmically,
this feels the same.

332
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,320
[Gideon] Dead people don't
need to worry about karma!

333
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,520
You should be more worried about

334
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,880
disappointing
your social betters.

335
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,000
[Sighs]

336
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,080
-[Gideon] Come on.
-[Grunts]

337
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,440
[Electricity crackles]

338
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,240
Sean. Sean? Sean, did you
fix the fuse box yet?

339
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,800
[Gideon] Yes! Keep going!

340
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,800
-[Flicks switch]
-[Electricity crackles]

341
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,120
[Gideon gasps]

342
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,200
[Quirky music]

343
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,920
[Kate] Oh, it's freezing,
but it's so nice and quiet.

344
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,400
[Birds chirp]

345
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,240
[Warm music]

346
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,200
Mmm.

347
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:05,520
With every breath, she grows
more attached to my land.

348
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,840
[Taps squeak]

349
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,920
[Pipes shriek]

350
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,560
[Pipes knock]

351
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,080
[Pipes resume shrieking]

352
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,840
Come on, Eileen. Bit of privacy.

353
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,000
I was here first.

354
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,880
He's the one who got
his jiggy-jogs out.

355
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,160
-[Kate] Hey?
-[Sean] Hey!

356
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,960
Hey, um...

357
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,200
-So I've been thinking.
-Mmm?

358
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,440
Um, what if we stayed here,
like, permanently?

359
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,520
What? What?

360
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,920
I'm not one to say,
"I told you so."

361
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,920
That's growth, Eileen.

362
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,920
-I told you so.
-OK.

363
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,920
I thought you were joking.

364
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,320
-You were joking, right?
-No.

365
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,920
-Does it sound like I'm joking?
-Talking back.

366
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,640
Men do not love that.

367
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,960
Your mum is in the city.

368
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,680
Our mates are in the city.

369
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,520
The last time I floated
remote work with Rahim,

370
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,800
he got a nosebleed,
both nostrils.

371
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:48,880
Yeah, well, you know what?

372
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,280
I'm actually just
really over it.

373
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,920
I'm sick of working 16-hour days
in a firm full of old men

374
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,360
who see me as a diversity hire

375
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,800
or someone to grope
at work drinks.

376
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,680
Oh, babe,
take it as a compliment!

377
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,680
You know, Brad the douche got
a promotion and I got asked

378
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,520
to do a Welcome to Country
for his new client.

379
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,960
I don't wanna do it anymore.

380
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,040
Kate, the answer is
surely just to...

381
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,200
..quit your job,

382
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,320
not to move to
the middle of nowhere.

383
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,040
Try being shipwrecked off
the coast of Van Diemen's Land,

384
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,600
using your cousin's corpse
as a life raft!

385
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,160
-Well, what if it was?
-[Sean] What?

386
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,680
You know, like, what if we just,
like, started a hotel together?

387
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,720
[Scoffs] A hotel?

388
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,000
You don't wanna, like, run
a little boutique hotel with me?

389
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,200
Kate, you know nothing
about hotels.

390
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,640
I know nothing about hotels.

391
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,720
-It'll be fun.
-This house is a wreck.

392
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,960
It's literally falling apart.

393
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,480
There is mould on
every single surface.

394
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,680
I'm doin' all I can!

395
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,480
-It's an escape room.
-You love escape rooms!

396
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,040
OK, that was
a really bad example.

397
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,160
It's a house of horrors.

398
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,520
The plumbing was literally
screaming at me.

399
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,840
There's no electricity.

400
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:41,960
Sean, there is definitely
electricity.

401
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,320
You just need to go
fix the fuse box.

402
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,280
What fuse box?! I walked
all around this creepy old...

403
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,960
..spider-infested house

404
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,000
and I couldn't find it.

405
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,640
Maybe this house
doesn't have a fuse box.

406
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,080
It was built in,
what, like, 372 BC?

407
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,840
Maybe it doesn't have one.

408
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,920
-Sean.
-Worst shower ever.

409
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,760
OK, that seemed bad,
but when they make up,

410
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,080
there's a lot of tension
to unpack in the bedroom.

411
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,920
[Quirky music]

412
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,720
I spy with my little eye

413
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,480
something the colour of...

414
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,800
..a...a woman.

415
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,320
This game's getting
pretty abstract.

416
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,920
[Male ghost] Oh, what
we got here, then?

417
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,520
-[Female ghost] Ooh.
-[Male ghost 2] She's new.

418
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,800
[Female ghost 2] She's pretty!

419
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,160
-[Male ghost] Hmm.
-[Female ghost] Ooh.

420
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,320
[Female ghost 2] Hello!

421
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,200
[Gasps] Bingo.

422
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,600
[Kate] Ooh!

423
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,760
[Gideon] She's vulnerable.

424
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,840
We'll never have
a better chance to strike.

425
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,760
Oh... I don't know.

426
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,920
Feels like a bit of a dog act,
don't you reckon, boss?

427
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,360
Dogs don't act,
they follow orders.

428
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,360
Now, be a good boy
and do as I say.

429
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,960
Oi, guvnor. Why don't you
leave the young lady alone?

430
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,360
[Mocking] Oh, that's
a good idea, thanks.

431
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,160
-Yeah, why don't you shut up?
-Yeah, shut up!

432
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,200
Shut your mouth!

433
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,440
-Oh, sorry!
-It won't happen again.

434
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,120
[Groans] Convicts.

435
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,560
Hey, boss, you know when
the old bloke carked it,

436
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,200
did you feel, like, not...

437
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,760
..um, good?

438
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,400
What? Of course not.

439
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,000
We English suppress everything,
including emotions.

440
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,480
And you're dead inside from

441
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,560
all the violence and depravity
of your illegal profession.

442
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,760
That's what makes you
the perfect subordinate.

443
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,680
I've been called a lot of
things in my time,

444
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,320
but never...

445
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,960
..have I been called 'perfect'.

446
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,480
Now, stop asking existential
questions and attack!

447
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,960
-Yes, boss.
-Hmm!

448
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,080
[Switches click]

449
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640
Just a little push.

450
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,280
[Roars]

451
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,040
-Bit more push.
-[Roars]

452
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,320
-[Switch clicks]
-[Sighs]

453
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,520
-Much bigger push.
-[Satan roars]

454
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,800
[Kate] Ooh! Oh!

455
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,120
Push, man!

456
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,680
-[Roars]
-Ooh, ooh!

457
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,320
Waahh!

458
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,600
[Convicts groan]

459
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,000
She's dead.

460
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,840
[Gasps] One of us!

461
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,080
[Sean] What was that?

462
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,680
You good, babe?

463
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,360
Kate? Kate!

464
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,800
No, no, no. Don't move.
Don't move, don't move.

465
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,080
I'm calling the ambulance.
Please, don't move.

466
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,600
[Gideon] It's not possible.

467
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,920
[Sean] I've got you. Ambulance.

468
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,640
Hi, my girlfriend's
had a fall and, um...

469
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,960
Hey, hey, Kate! Oh, jeez.

470
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,240
I think she's hit her head.

471
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,840
Stay with me. Stay with me.
Kate!

472
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,320
[Groans]

473
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,920
[Satan sobs melodramatically]

474
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,440
[Eileen] Will that pansy
ever stop wailin'?

475
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,000
Your wife's dead. Get over it.

476
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,440
You'll find another one.

477
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,320
[Loud sobbing continues]

478
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,240
[Clears throat]

479
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,880
Sorry, mate.

480
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,520
What's with the whingein',
ye great leaky boat?

481
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,200
I didn't mean to kill her.

482
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,600
[Eileen] Oh, well. [Sighs]

483
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,240
She might not be dead.

484
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,960
She might just be a potato,
like me cousin Patrick

485
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,400
after he fell down the well.

486
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,280
[Wails]

487
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,760
[Eileen] What's got into ye?

488
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,600
I thought you were after
maimin' dozens of people.

489
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,000
Oh, yeah.

490
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,640
Heaps, but, you know,

491
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,720
only if they deserved it.

492
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,520
You know, like, if one of the
boys ratted us out to the cops

493
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,320
or smiled in a group photo
or something, but...

494
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,560
[Breathes raggedly]

495
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,040
But she didn't do anything.

496
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,240
I was just following orders
and doing what Gideon said.

497
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,640
You're always doin'
what Gideon says.

498
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,120
May as well have his leaky teat
in your mouth,

499
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,560
suckin' on his mother's milk.

500
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,440
-What?
-Look, son. Life is hard.

501
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,680
Death is hard too.

502
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,000
Just goes on and on
and on and...

503
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,160
..on and on and on and on

504
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,640
and on and on

505
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,960
and on and on and on and on.

506
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,120
You just gotta suck it up
and keep goin'.

507
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,480
And goin' and goin' and goin'

508
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,480
and goin' and goin...

509
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,520
-[Wails]
-Look now.

510
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,560
If you must cry,
then do it quietly.

511
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,000
Like a woman.

512
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,840
How's that? What...

513
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,800
Like that.

514
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,800
Here, have a go at it yourself.

515
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,160
[Sniffles] I reckon
I'm alright now.

516
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,280
Right you are, son.

517
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,280
[Satan groans]

518
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,600
Hey, so I reckon maybe, uh...

519
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,600
..no-one needs to hear
about this, ever.

520
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,480
Cheers.

521
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,000
[Monitor beeps steadily]

522
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,240
[Moans softly]

523
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,280
Oh, hey! Hey!

524
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,080
Hey, you're awake!

525
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,720
Hey!

526
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,160
How long have I been here?

527
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,720
Three days. You had
a bonk on your head.

528
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,880
You've been in and out,

529
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,000
but the doctors say
you're gonna be fine.

530
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,360
How you feeling?

531
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,400
Were you just trying
to brush my teeth?

532
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,720
Yeah, well, your breath
was getting a little stinky

533
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,000
and I know how much
you prioritise dental hygiene.

534
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,360
[Laughs]

535
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,440
Kate, I am so...so sorry.

536
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:20,120
I...I should have just sorted
that stupid fuse box.

537
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,000
No, no, no.
No, it's not your fault.

538
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,160
I can't just expect you

539
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,200
to become a country bumpkin
on a whim.

540
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,080
You love...co-working spaces
and...

541
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,120
Yeah.

542
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,480
..bike lanes
and specialty coffee.

543
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,520
I don't wanna take that
away from you.

544
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,840
Well, Kate,

545
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,920
I just had the scariest 72 hours
of my life to realise

546
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,640
that I love you way more
than any of those...

547
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,240
..excellent things.

548
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,480
I love that you have
these big ideas

549
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,680
and you actually act on them -
and that is rare.

550
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,760
So...

551
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,240
..if you want us to become
country bumpkins

552
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,840
and run a hotel...

553
00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,800
..I'm in.

554
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,400
Really?

555
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,960
Mm-hm. [Chuckles]

556
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,640
I say quit your job
and let's do it.

557
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,880
Sean! [Laughs]

558
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,960
Uh-uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh!

559
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,360
A ride to your manor,
Miss Hilton?

560
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,160
[Lindy] I can't believe
I missed the make-up scene.

561
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,960
This is just like
when I forgot to tape

562
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,440
Scott and Charlene's wedding
on 'Neighbours'

563
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,240
and now I just have to
imagine it forever.

564
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,360
[Sean grunts]

565
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,280
[Kate laughs]

566
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,360
[Kate laughs] Yeah! OK, great.

567
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,520
Thank you so much.
That is amazing. [Laughs]

568
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,680
Oh! Hey, mate.

569
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,080
Uh, if you're looking for
the fuse box,

570
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,360
it's back there in the workshop.

571
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,800
Sean! Where you at?

572
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,240
[Sean] In the library!

573
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,120
[Quirky music]

574
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,800
Oh, boss.

575
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,840
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!

576
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,080
[Shouts] Boss, she can see me!

577
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,640
The breather can see me!

578
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,840
That electrician's
a bit sketchy.

579
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,440
Where did you find him,
the dark web?

580
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,680
Hmm? Oh, hey, Kate,
I was wondering.

581
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,240
Can this be my home office?

582
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,240
Because that there
as a Zoom background?

583
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,240
Sick.

584
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,480
Well, yes, you can,

585
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,520
because the bank just approved
our business loan

586
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,920
and we are now entrepreneurs
with a butt-ton of debt, baby!

587
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,720
Yeah! Yes! Adulting!

588
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,480
-Am I crazy to want this?
-No.

589
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,520
But only 'cause it's not cool
to call a woman crazy.

590
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,640
I reckon we can do this.
[Continues indistinctly]

591
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,040
You're right, she can see us.
She's looking at me.

592
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,480
[Eileen] Could just be
a lazy eye. Or two.

593
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,000
Oh, no, she's terrified.

594
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,840
-Whoa.
-[Miranda] Don't be scared.

595
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,680
-Sean...
-Who are you calling 'sketchy'?

596
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,080
I'm looking for my gold.

597
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,680
Have you seen a gold nugget?

598
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,080
[Gideon] Young lady,
I regret to inform

599
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,280
your bedroom is already taken!

600
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,760
[Screams]