1 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:09,210 Doctor! Doctor! 2 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:12,410 Yes, you're the very next thing on the list. 3 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,890 Doctor, help me! 4 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:17,290 Clara, I'm under attack from four-and-a-bit battle fleets, 5 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:19,880 in case you think I'm slacking. 6 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,490 Doctor... 7 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:23,610 I think there's something in my space suit. 8 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,210 Yes, that's possible, actually. 9 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:27,810 - You were too long in the spider mines. - OK, explain? 10 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,810 It's possibly a Love Sprite. 11 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:32,450 Sucks your brain out through your mouth, hence the name. 12 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,890 - It's halfway up my leg. - Don't worry, it's just hungry. 13 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:38,450 - Doctor... - Describe the four most interesting stars you can see. 14 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,410 There's a blue one, quite big. 15 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,170 Two little yellowish ones just below. 16 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:44,210 - Colour of whisky, smaller one blinking? - Yes! 17 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,210 - It's on the back of my neck, I can feel it. - Great! 18 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:49,090 I thought asphyxiation would kill you first. Can you see a nebula...? 19 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:52,170 Can you see a nebula in a sort of wing-shape? 20 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,450 Bit green at the end? 21 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,250 Yes! Yes, I can. 22 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,930 Great, I've seen it too. 23 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:58,050 I wonder when it was. 24 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,440 Doctor! 25 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:02,580 DOCTOR! 26 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,130 How did we do? 27 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:18,090 Oh, not a word about my spot-on materialisation skills(!) 28 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:20,170 What about all the Velosians? Are they safe? 29 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:21,420 Huh? 30 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,290 Oh, yeah. 31 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:27,170 Well, I lured their attackers halfway across the universe 32 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,690 and drained their weapons banks. 33 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,570 Not to mention, I also saved a school teacher 34 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,810 from having her brains devoured and being asphyxiated in deep space. 35 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,250 So, now, if you don't mind, 36 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:40,200 I'm going to go outside and wipe my boot on the grass. 37 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,770 - What's to stop them re-arming and trying again? - Nothing. 38 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,130 But the Velosians will be ready for them this time. 39 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,810 It's the best I could do, Clara. 40 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,930 I'm not actually the police, that's just what it says on the box. 41 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:02,170 You're always talking about what you can and can't do 42 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:04,010 but you never tell me the rules. 43 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:05,770 We're time travellers. 44 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:07,730 We tread softly. 45 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:11,130 It's OK to make ripples, but not tidal waves. 46 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:12,970 You are a tidal wave. 47 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:14,210 Don't say that. 48 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:23,010 Doctor... 49 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:28,770 No, no, not Vikings. 50 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,970 I'm not in the mood for Vikings. 51 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:34,090 - You're coming with us. - No, I'm not. 52 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,810 Do you want to know why? 53 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,090 On my face, right now, 54 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:41,530 more advanced technology 55 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:45,660 than your species will manage over the next nine million years. 56 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,730 - Clara... - Yeah? 57 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:53,380 we're going with the Vikings. 58 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,490 You're back! All of you! 59 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,010 Are all of you back? 60 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,610 I suppose so, I haven't counted. 61 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,490 I'm back! 62 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:23,770 I had a dream you'd all died. 63 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,210 It was so real, I thought I'd made it happen. 64 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:27,850 Well, if it ever does, 65 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,890 I'm sure you'll a find some way to blame yourself. 66 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:32,450 I wish none of you had to go! 67 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,890 Plan, Doctor? Any time soon. 68 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:37,290 - I do have a plan. - Yeah, so you keep saying... 69 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:38,890 for two days on a longboat. 70 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,610 Only because you were looking worried. 71 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:42,650 Only because you kept saying, "I do have a plan." 72 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,500 - I do have a plan. - There you go. 73 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:51,330 You all right? 74 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,490 Do you know her? 75 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:56,050 - Never seen her before in my life. - OK, so, why are you staring? 76 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:58,050 I don't know. Nothing, probably. 77 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,010 Too much time travel, it happens. 78 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:01,530 What happens? 79 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,290 People talk about premonition 80 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:05,490 as if it's something strange. It's not. 81 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:08,840 It's just remembering in the wrong direction. 82 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:16,570 OK, plan. 83 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,610 We meet the boss man and we do the usual. 84 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:21,290 - Which is? - Replace him. 85 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:23,250 - Father... How? 86 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:26,730 To the primitive mind, advanced technology can seem like magic. 87 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:29,290 - It's going to be the yo-yo again, isn't it? - Yeah. 88 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:30,970 It's in my pocket somewhere. 89 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,250 We have travelled far... 90 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,810 How did you do that? 91 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,490 Magic. 92 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,490 And much treasure. 93 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:42,010 How dare you...? 94 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:45,820 I am very, very cross with you. 95 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,200 I am very disappointed. 96 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:53,090 I have taken human form 97 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,810 to walk among you. 98 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,530 Who are you, old man? 99 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:59,610 Do you not recognise the sign... 100 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,580 of Odin? 101 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,530 You are not Odin, 102 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:06,010 and that is not Odin's sign. 103 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:08,730 Oh, and you would know that how, exactly? Have you met Odin? 104 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:11,130 Do you know what Odin looks like? 105 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:25,100 Oh, my people... 106 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:29,100 I am Odin! 107 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:34,810 and now your day of reward 108 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:37,770 has finally dawned. 109 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:40,690 Do not believe this foolish trickery! 110 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,370 It's supposed to do that. 111 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:46,250 Your mightiest warriors 112 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:49,090 will feast with me tonight 113 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:53,340 in the halls of Valhalla! 114 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:08,050 Stay still. Stay very, very still. 115 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,530 That's not really Odin, is it? 116 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:12,050 He doesn't even have a yo-yo. 117 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,970 - So this is an invasion? - Shh. 118 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:17,160 No, this is a harvest. 119 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:21,010 The strongest, the fittest... 120 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,090 The weak and young, they'll leave behind. 121 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:28,210 We have to help them. 122 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,600 We have to not get chosen. 123 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,530 Clara... Clara, no! 124 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:34,450 Have you still got the eye-patch thing? 125 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,730 Clara! 126 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:39,740 Point it at my chains and think the word "open". 127 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,440 Say it with your mind. 128 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,260 Clara! 129 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:54,360 Clara! 130 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:20,960 Welcome to Valhalla, my ladies. 131 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,330 No, wait! Wait! 132 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:43,490 There's nothing to fear, strange maiden. 133 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:46,540 - We are Odin's chosen. 134 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,400 The wall, it moves! 135 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:11,650 Odin! Odin! 136 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,240 Use your blades, try to jam it! 137 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,300 Come on! 138 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,540 Come on! 139 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,210 Quick! Pull! 140 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:31,900 I'm trying! 141 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:34,700 Quickly! 142 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:52,930 They took half the village. 143 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:55,210 Yeah, and it was the good half. 144 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,970 They went willingly to Valhalla... 145 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,210 as would we all. 146 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,130 I wouldn't. 147 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,850 Well, I wouldn't. 148 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,410 I'm not good with heights. 149 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:05,890 Oh, stop it! 150 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,480 All of you, stop it, right now. 151 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,010 Homo sapiens, you're an intelligent species. 152 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:12,850 Stop lying to yourselves. 153 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,290 Choose your words carefully, False Odin. 154 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,130 Yes, I am a false Odin. 155 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:18,810 That's exactly right, I lied. 156 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,810 The big fella in the sky — 157 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,370 he lied too. 158 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,250 You all know it. 159 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,050 Because what's the one thing that gods never do? 160 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,500 Gods never actually show up! 161 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,800 Guess what? 162 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,610 You got raided. 163 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,690 Guess what else? 164 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,930 I lost someone who matters to me. 165 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,450 So did I. 166 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:49,460 Ssh! 167 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,170 Why are we still alive? 168 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,020 Because of this. 169 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,500 Explain. 170 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,090 I'm sorry. 171 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,330 I didn't mean to make you afraid. 172 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:37,810 I have no reason to fear you. 173 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:40,170 Except you've already analysed that 174 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:43,290 and you know it's a technology from a civilisation 175 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,610 vastly more powerful than your own, 176 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,890 and you will have also noticed that... 177 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,210 I'm wearing a space suit. 178 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,890 So, I'm not from around here, 179 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:55,650 and it's highly unlikely I will have come alone. 180 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,090 You see, you haven't killed us 181 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:58,810 because killing us would start a fight 182 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:00,410 you didn't come here to have... 183 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:03,060 and you're not sure you can win. 184 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,620 Ooh, hello. 185 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,250 Time for your medication? 186 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,330 Adrenaline. Testosterone... 187 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:17,820 extracted from the finest warriors. 188 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,020 Nec... tar. 189 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,530 OK, you mash up Vikings 190 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:32,490 to make warrior juice, nice. 191 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,530 - They what? - Why play God? 192 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:37,610 What is a god but the cattle's name for farmer? 193 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:40,770 What is heaven but the gilded door of the abattoir? 194 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,610 You're not a farmer. 195 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,290 You're a thief, caught in the act. 196 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,610 I don't understand. "Mashed up"? 197 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,930 - What are you saying? - Hush! 198 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,290 Go, now. 199 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,250 Go and find Vikings on other planets. 200 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,930 The universe is full of testosterone. 201 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,610 Trust me, it's unbearable. 202 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,930 We won't follow you, see? 203 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,490 We don't need to fight. 204 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,170 War is our way. 205 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,420 Ask yourself, is this a war you really want? 206 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,060 Yes! 207 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,090 You'll pay for what you have done here today. 208 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,490 I am a Viking. 209 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,010 Ashildr, daughter of Einarr. 210 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,250 You have mocked our gods. 211 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,930 Killed our warriors. 212 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,890 And we will crush you on the field of battle. 213 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,250 That's better! 214 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:26,010 - You were about to leave. - You almost had me talking! 215 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,570 - Talk is for cowards. - No, no, no, listen to me. 216 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,330 I accept your challenge. 217 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,610 - We will crush you! 218 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,530 Shall we say this time tomorrow? 219 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,690 Ten of my warriors versus the best of your village. 220 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,090 You will beg for mercy! 221 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:42,530 I will send you back. 222 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,770 You can inform your people 223 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,450 of their impending destruction. 224 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,130 - Why are you doing this? - Why else? 225 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,700 The joy of war! 226 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:57,260 Can't you see it on my face? 227 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,200 - Clara? - Child! 228 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,820 Clara! Clara! 229 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,290 I'm not a hugger... 230 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,700 - Ahh! - No! 231 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,810 Where are the others? 232 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,530 - I'm sorry, Father. - I looked them up in my 2,000-year diary. - OK. 233 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,050 - They're called the Mire. - Listen... 234 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,090 - They're one of the deadliest warrior races in the entire galaxy... - OK! 235 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,490 but they're practical. They get what they want and go. 236 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,690 You persuaded them to go, didn't you? I knew you would! 237 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:48,730 - The deadliest warrior race in the galaxy? - One of them, yes, why? 238 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,820 Because I think this village just declared war on them. 239 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,770 They're coming here tomorrow, ten of them, 240 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:59,490 to kill everybody in the village. 241 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,450 Ashildr... 242 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,970 is this true? 243 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,570 It's my fault. 244 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:08,180 Not every misfortune that befalls this village is down to you. 245 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,370 She thinks she brings us bad luck. 246 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:14,410 What bad luck? You haven't had any bad luck. You're fine. 247 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:17,290 - We are about to be attacked by... - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 248 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,530 With a whole day to spare! 249 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,210 So leave! 250 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,130 Hop it, take off! 251 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,690 Into the woods, split up, hide. 252 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:26,970 Hang about there for a week, 253 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,770 come back home, make puddings and babies — 254 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,690 that's basically what you do, isn't it? 255 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:33,210 We cannot leave this village. 256 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,490 Yes, you can. 257 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,010 Just pick a direction. 258 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,250 Fly like a bird, 259 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,530 run like a nose — 260 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:42,730 - that's probably a Viking saying, I haven't checked that. - No! 261 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,170 We will fight! 262 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,610 Really? 263 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,250 Well, I don't know if you remember, 264 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,450 but they actually took away all your fighters. 265 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,570 So, what are you? 266 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,850 Farmers, fishermen... 267 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,530 web designers... 268 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,170 Maybe not that last one. 269 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,490 We are Vikings! 270 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,170 OK... 271 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,490 tell me this. How many people here 272 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,740 have actually held a sword in battle? 273 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,560 By a show of hands? 274 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,930 Mm-hmm. 275 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,520 Yeah, baby. 276 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,770 The Mire are coming 277 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,690 for each and every one of you. 278 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,490 So what you going to do? 279 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,450 - Raise crops at them? - If necessary. 280 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,010 I think he was being sarcastic. 281 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,530 We're not cowards. 282 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,810 We do not run. 283 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,330 And a death in battle is a death with honour. 284 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,850 Aye! 285 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,640 Do babies die with honour? 286 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,940 "I am afraid, Mother." 287 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,220 "Hold me, Mother..." 288 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,250 ".. I am afraid." 289 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,060 Um... He speaks Baby. 290 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:30,020 "Turn your face towards me, Mother, for you..." 291 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,160 "You're beautiful." 292 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,960 "And I will sing for you." 293 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,180 "I am afraid..." 294 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:44,050 ".. but I will sing." 295 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,980 Babies think that laughter is singing, did you know that? 296 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,770 I applaud your courage, 297 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,450 but I deplore your stupidity. 298 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,290 And I will mourn your deaths, 299 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,330 which will be terrifying, 300 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,970 painful, and... 301 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,980 without honour. 302 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,290 Stay. 303 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,890 You could help us. I know you could. 304 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,930 I told you to run. 305 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,450 That's all the help you need. 306 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,840 And that's all the help you're getting. 307 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:37,720 The earth is safe, humanity is not in danger. 308 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:41,000 It's just one village. 309 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:43,890 "Just one village?" 310 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,130 Suppose I saved it... 311 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,610 by some miracle — 312 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,660 no TARDIS, no sonic. 313 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:52,020 "Just one village" defeats the Mire. 314 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,810 What then? 315 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,050 Word gets around. 316 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,410 Earth becomes a target of strategic value, 317 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,600 and the Mire come back. 318 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,780 And God knows what else. 319 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,240 Ripples into tidal waves... 320 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,460 until everybody dies. 321 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,570 - What's it saying? - She. 322 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,290 She's afraid. 323 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:28,740 - Babies sense danger. They have to. - Tell me. 324 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,050 "Mother, I hear thunder. 325 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,850 "Mother, I hear shouting. 326 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,400 "You are my world, but I hear other worlds now." 327 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,520 "Beyond the..." 328 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,450 ".. folding of your smile..." 329 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,690 ".. is there other kindness?" 330 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,610 "I'm afraid. 331 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,570 "Will they be kind? 332 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,820 "The sky is crying now." 333 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,820 "Fire in the water." 334 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,200 Fire in the water? 335 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,090 You just decided to stay. 336 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,900 The baby stopped crying. 337 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,410 So, when I say "Move", you move. 338 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,410 When I say "Jump", you say "How high?" 339 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,130 Unless it's across a gap of some kind 340 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,330 which, of course, means you jump horizontally. 341 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,970 Yes, what is it, Lofty? 342 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:44,330 Sorry, my name's not actually Lofty, it's Bro... 343 00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,810 No, it's not, it's Lofty. 344 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,170 I've got too much to think about 345 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,690 without everybody having their own name, so it's Lofty. 346 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,170 You're Lofty, you're Daphne, 347 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,010 you're Noggin the Nog, 348 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,730 ZZ Top... 349 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,450 and you're... 350 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,650 Heidi. 351 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,210 So, we'll try that again. 352 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,050 Lofty, what is it? 353 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,770 Sorry, sir, it's just... 354 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,010 Why aren't we practising with REAL swords? 355 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,060 Yes, perhaps you'd like to field this one, Limpy? 356 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:18,290 - Because we can't be trusted with them. - That's right, yes. 357 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,050 You'll be given your real swords back 358 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,330 when you can prove that you can wave them around 359 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,170 without lopping bits off yourselves. 360 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,650 Heidi, why are your eyes closed? 361 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:30,700 Sorry, sir. Just not that good with the sight of blood. 362 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:32,450 No... 363 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,490 of course you're not. 364 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,290 Swords against those creatures — 365 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,370 that won't work, will it? 366 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,090 He's just warming up. 367 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,690 He hasn't got a plan yet. 368 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:44,680 But he will have... 369 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,970 and it will be spectacular. 370 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,330 Enough theory. 371 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,980 I'm handing out the real swords. 372 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,970 Well, that could have gone better. 373 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:05,890 Morning. 374 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,780 What happened? 375 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,290 The Big Bang, dinosaurs, bipeds, 376 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:13,170 and a mounting sense of futility. 377 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,090 More recently, 378 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,730 Chuckles hit Lofty over the head, 379 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,810 on his helmet, with his sword, 380 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:21,970 which knocked him out. There was a little blood, which you saw and... 381 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,770 did that. 382 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,810 Only, the first time you did it, you knocked a torch onto some hay, 383 00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:30,730 which spooked a horse, who kicked open a gate, and I'm... 384 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,450 sure you can fill in the rest. 385 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:56,320 Weird-sounding thunder. 386 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,330 That's not thunder. 387 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,120 It's the weapon forges of the Mire. 388 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:05,530 They're making sure we hear them. 389 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,330 Well? 390 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,850 Well, Heidi faints at the mention of blood — 391 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:12,610 not just the sight any more, he's actually upgraded his phobia. 392 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,090 Chuckles... 393 00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:16,570 he questions every single order you give him, 394 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:19,530 which is going to be a little bit difficult, a little bit tricky, 395 00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:22,810 - in the heat of battle. - I keep waiting to hear what your real plan is. 396 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,570 Teaching them to fight, that's the only plan I've got. 397 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,090 Turning them into fighters? 398 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,890 - That's not like you. - Yeah. 399 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,610 I used to believe that too. 400 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,860 - What happened? - You. 401 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,720 Oh, Clara Oswald... 402 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:38,800 what have I made of you? 403 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,450 It doesn't matter how well you train them, 404 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,450 - it's not going to make difference. - They'll die fighting with honour. 405 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,650 To a Viking, that's all the difference in the world. 406 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,650 A good death? Is that the best they can hope for? 407 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,170 A good death is the best anyone can hope for... 408 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,890 unless you happen to be immortal. 409 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:55,850 Sorry. 410 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,440 No problem. 411 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,650 Night. 412 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:02,250 - You've made an impact there. - Stop it. - She's nice. 413 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,450 Fight you for her. 414 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,010 The human race, you're obsessed. 415 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:10,050 - You all need to get a hobby. - I've got a hobby, thanks. 416 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,650 It's you, by the way. 417 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,700 Well, get a new one. 418 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:17,210 - Not this. - Tomorrow it's going to be a bloodbath... - Don't even ask! 419 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:19,530 These people died hundreds of years before you were born... 420 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,690 - I'm not running! - I have a duty of care. - No, you don't. 421 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,650 - I never asked for that. - Every time we do something like this, I think, 422 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,130 what if something happens to you? 423 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,170 Stop thinking about me, and think about them 424 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,890 - because you're missing something. - What? - How you're going to win. 425 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,650 You always miss it right up until the last minute. 426 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,290 So put down your sword, stop playing soldier and... 427 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,570 look for it. 428 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,850 Start winning, Doctor. 429 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,450 It's what you're good at. 430 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,580 So, we meet again, Fake Odin. 431 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,890 Valhalla burns around you, 432 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,410 your army is destroyed 433 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:54,930 and NOW it is time for you to DIE! 434 00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:59,370 - How long have you been there? - What's that? Is that a puppet? 435 00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,010 Oh, I love puppets! 436 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:04,370 - I make puppets sometimes, when I'm... - Frightened? 437 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,250 When the raiding parties go out, 438 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,730 I make up stories about their battles. 439 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,850 Because if you make up the right story, 440 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,450 then you think it will keep them safe 441 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,010 and they'll all come home. 442 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,570 That's OK. 443 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:19,320 You're not the first person to ever have done that. 444 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:24,000 - Why are you here? - I'm looking for something I'm missing. 445 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,320 What do you think our chances are tomorrow? 446 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:35,240 We will be cut down like corn. 447 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,050 By this time tomorrow, 448 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,900 every single one of us will be dead. 449 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,700 Yeah. 450 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,330 You could go. 451 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:54,250 There's nowhere for me, except here. 452 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,170 This is my place. 453 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,370 The sky, the hills, 454 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,560 the sea, the people... 455 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,330 Is there nowhere like that for you? 456 00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:06,890 Oh, I like a nice view as much as anyone. 457 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,880 - But? - Can't wait for the next one. 458 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:12,090 I pity you. 459 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,210 I will mourn for you. 460 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,100 I know which I'd prefer. 461 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:19,210 You think they're all idiots, don't you? 462 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:21,170 What, you mean the rest of the universe? 463 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,410 Basically, yes, I do. 464 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,210 But they're kind and brave, and strong, and I love them. 465 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:27,090 Good, good, 466 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:30,210 - but that won't save you. - I've always been different. 467 00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,730 All my life, I've known that. 468 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:35,850 The girls all thought I was a boy, 469 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,840 the boys all said I was "just a girl". 470 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:41,330 My head is always full of stories. 471 00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:43,320 I know I'm strange. 472 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,690 Everyone knows I'm strange 473 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,250 But, here, I am loved. 474 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:53,290 You tell me to run to save my life. 475 00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:56,580 I tell you that leaving this place would be death itself. 476 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,890 I cannot keep you safe. 477 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:06,130 I do not have the strength. 478 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:09,170 But I will try to till the last beat of my heart. 479 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:15,250 If you seek to mock me in this moment... 480 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,650 No, no, no, you go ahead, 481 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,130 you cry all you like. 482 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:23,680 Speaking of crying, is that baby getting closer? 483 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,090 Why has Lofty stolen a baby? 484 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:27,810 That's his child. 485 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,370 Oh. 486 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:30,530 Where's he taking her? 487 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:31,610 The boathouse. 488 00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:34,170 He takes her to the boathouse when she won't settle. 489 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,160 She likes the fish. 490 00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:38,730 Why would she...? 491 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,490 Fire in the water. 492 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:45,480 Fire in the water. 493 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,450 Fire in the... 494 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,930 Fire in the water, fire in the water... 495 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:52,170 Fire in the water! 496 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,530 That's it, that's it. 497 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:54,970 That's what I've been missing. 498 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:56,050 Clara, I've found it! 499 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,690 Clara! Clara! 500 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:01,850 Lofty! 501 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,010 I had no idea that was your baby. 502 00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:06,330 Hello, baby, I had no idea this was your junior parent. 503 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,010 - I'm trying to settle her. She likes all the fish. - You're shouting. 504 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:11,330 What's happened? Did you trap your finger in something again? 505 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,570 Bedtime is cancelled. Everybody, off the hard stuff. 506 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:16,250 We've got a long night's work ahead of us. I need a blacksmith. 507 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,210 - Who's the blacksmith? - I'm the blacksmith. 508 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,130 You're the blacksmith and you've got a baby too? 509 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:22,410 - He's been at it hammer and tongs. - Doctor, explain. 510 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:24,170 There's going to be a war tomorrow. 511 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,130 And here's some news, this just in — 512 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:29,120 we're going to win the hell out of it. 513 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:33,170 - How? - Ashildr, this is your village, 514 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,090 and you will never have to leave it, 515 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:37,050 - I swear. - Seriously, how? 516 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:40,530 I told you that we were basically doomed. 517 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:42,170 Did no-one in this two-horn town 518 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,810 think to mention that you had... 519 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:46,260 eels? 520 00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:49,330 - Eels? - I give you... 521 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:51,420 fire in the water! 522 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,410 Electric eels! 523 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:56,050 - Yes, yes! 524 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,810 I know exactly how you feel. 525 00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,170 Well, not exactly. 526 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,160 She needs changing. 527 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,690 Plan, then? 528 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,410 And it is... 529 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:07,290 a doozy! 530 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,850 We need to pull that silvery stuff 531 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,410 out of Clara's space suit. 532 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:13,290 We can use it to magnify the electrical charge. 533 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,970 Stop looking confused! 534 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,370 Look happy! 535 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:20,420 Winning is all about looking happier than the other guy. 536 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:22,450 Always walk briskly. 537 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,850 Makes you a moving target. 538 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,490 Oh, that's for Lofty. Lofty! 539 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:28,530 And talk with confidence, 540 00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:29,970 even if you're terrified. 541 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,570 Act as if you know their plan, 542 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,890 and sometimes, if you're very lucky, 543 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,730 they'll actually tell you it. 544 00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:37,780 This is for Ashildr. 545 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,930 Then we deploy the anvil. 546 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,650 Now, at this stage, getting me one of their helmets is key. 547 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,290 We get a helmet, and this is over, 548 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,730 then we can mop up the rest 549 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:50,180 using Ashildr's monstrosity. 550 00:29:57,660 --> 00:29:59,530 That is rubbish. 551 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,920 I know. 552 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:31,970 Hey, hello, hey! 553 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:34,090 I'm the Doctor. It's lovely to meet you face to... 554 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,530 convincing hologram. 555 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:37,650 You could always go "bzzz" and get rid of it, no? 556 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,890 No, on second thoughts, don't. That suits you. 557 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,770 It is time to fight. 558 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:43,930 No, no, no. We decided against that. 559 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,450 We thought we'd just have a party! 560 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:48,490 Let me put it another way. 561 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,130 You fight or you die. 562 00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,810 We're unarmed. 563 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:55,250 There isn't a single weapon in this room — 564 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:58,730 which I'm sure your systems are telling you. 565 00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:02,450 You wouldn't open fire on unarmed civilians, would you? 566 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:05,180 It wouldn't be the first time. 567 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:19,730 Chuckles, NOW! 568 00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:25,850 Run, run, run-run-run-run! 569 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,930 That's four down, six left. 570 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,620 Go! 571 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:34,370 Chuckles, switch! 572 00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,800 Chuckles, off! 573 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,740 Don't move. 574 00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,340 Go! 575 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:02,890 How's it coming? 576 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,930 Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. 577 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:08,780 I bet that means something, it sounds great. Ashildr! 578 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,210 - Are you ready? - I'm scared. 579 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:14,400 You were born for this. 580 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:20,040 Show them a story they'll never forget. 581 00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:47,140 What is this beast? 582 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:51,020 It's impossible! 583 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:55,930 Withdraw. Withdraw. 584 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,690 Stand and fight! 585 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,690 Withdraw. 586 00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,930 See how they run. 587 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:07,170 Withdraw. 588 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,450 Cowards! 589 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,890 Withdraw. 590 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:13,170 That's enough, Ashildr. Story's over. 591 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,730 Happy ending. 592 00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,290 What trickery is this? 593 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:33,810 Ha! Says the man with a fake face. 594 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:37,130 But you see, that's the trouble with viewing reality through technology — 595 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,090 it's all too easy to feed in a new reality. 596 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:40,570 You got it? Great. 597 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:43,330 A story to save a town, 598 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,130 and a puppet from a nightmare. 599 00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:49,730 You see, you've just seen the world through the eyes of a storyteller. 600 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,650 The mighty armies of the Mire — 601 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,890 brutal, sadistic, undefeated. 602 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:55,330 Even I believed the stories. 603 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,450 But after today, no-one will again. 604 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:01,890 An army like yours, it lives or dies on its reputation — its story. 605 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,890 And today, you were sent packing 606 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:06,530 by a handful of farmers and fisherman. 607 00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,010 Not to mention the whole 608 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:11,210 "wetting your pants and running away from a puppet" debacle. 609 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,450 See, that was really funny. 610 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,850 That was hilarious. 611 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,900 It's just lucky that nobody recorded that. 612 00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,930 Wait a minute, we did. 613 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:24,370 See, all it needed was the Benny Hill theme. 614 00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:26,090 The Benny Hill theme, yes! 615 00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:29,530 Now, you see, we could just keep this as a funny little film 616 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:32,490 and play it every year at the Christmas party, OR... 617 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,610 I could upload it to the galactic hub 618 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:36,450 and get a second opinion. 619 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,690 So, the question you need to ask yourself is this — 620 00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:42,330 just how important is your reputation to you? 621 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,690 Here's a little sneak preview, 622 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:47,240 piped straight into your helmets, free of charge. 623 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:52,900 - Wait! Cowards! 624 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,530 If you don't leave right now, 625 00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:58,650 I'll put it out there for all to see 626 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,130 and no-one will fear you again. 627 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:05,820 This humiliation will not go unpunished. 628 00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:09,060 We will meet again. 629 00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:12,490 Oh, I hacked your teleporter. Sorry. 630 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,410 You did it, Ashildr. 631 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,850 You did it. 632 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,370 You saved us all. 633 00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:45,960 Ashildr... 634 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:50,580 Ashildr? 635 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:53,090 Ashildr! 636 00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:56,140 Get the helmet off her. Get it off, now. 637 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:01,220 Ashildr? 638 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:09,130 No pulse. 639 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,720 I think... 640 00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:18,780 Doctor, is she dead? 641 00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:24,920 I'm sorry. 642 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:33,740 I'm really terribly sorry. 643 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,100 Heart failure, yeah? 644 00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:59,100 Yeah. 645 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,040 I plugged her into the machine. 646 00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:08,600 Used her up like a battery. 647 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,720 I'm so sick of losing. 648 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:20,020 You didn't lose. 649 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,840 You saved the town. 650 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,170 I don't mean the war. 651 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:32,000 I'll lose any war you like. 652 00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:38,080 I'm sick of losing people. 653 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,450 Look at you, 654 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,730 with your eyes, 655 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,370 and your never-giving-up, 656 00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:48,760 and your anger, and your... 657 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:50,940 kindness. 658 00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,930 One day... 659 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,890 the memory of that will hurt so much that I won't be able to breathe, 660 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,170 and I'll do what I always do. 661 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,850 I'll get in my box and I'll run and I'll run, 662 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:04,050 in case all the pain ever catches up — 663 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,050 and every place I go, it will be there. 664 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,040 You did your best. 665 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:11,010 She died. There's nothing you can do. 666 00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:13,900 I can do... anything. 667 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,300 There's nothing I can't do. Nothing. 668 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,700 But I'm not supposed to. 669 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:25,890 Ripples, tidal waves, rules... 670 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:27,940 I'm not supposed to. 671 00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:36,700 Oh. 672 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:39,660 Oh! 673 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,930 What? What's wrong? 674 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,380 My face. 675 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:49,970 Who frowned me this face? 676 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,570 Why this one? 677 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:54,130 Why did I choose this face? 678 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:56,980 Doctor, what's wrong with your face? 679 00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,810 I think I know why I chose it. 680 00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:01,890 It's like I'm trying to tell myself something. 681 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,130 I think I know what I'm trying to say. 682 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,890 Just someone. 683 00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:07,880 Not the whole town. 684 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:10,760 Just save someone. 685 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:14,290 Come with me. 686 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:19,730 I know where I got this face, and I know what it's for. 687 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:20,930 OK, what's it for? 688 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,650 To remind me. 689 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:25,320 To hold me to the mark. 690 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:28,010 I'm the Doctor, 691 00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,090 and I save people. 692 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:32,130 And if anyone happens to be listening, 693 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,490 and you've got any kind of a problem with that, 694 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,940 to hell with you! 695 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,970 What's he doing? 696 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,090 Saving her... I think. 697 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,130 It's from the Mire helmet. 698 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,290 Battlefield medical kit. 699 00:39:57,340 --> 00:40:00,280 I've reprogrammed it for human beings. 700 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,170 It's gone. 701 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:10,930 It's inside her. 702 00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:12,330 It's repairing her. 703 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:15,450 It will never stop repairing her, if it works. 704 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,130 Come on, Ashildr. 705 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,730 Come on. 706 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,050 The story's not over yet. 707 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:24,560 Daughter... 708 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:28,410 listen to me. 709 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:31,100 This town has lost so much. 710 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,410 If we lose you too... 711 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,100 there'll be nothing left. 712 00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,660 Ashildr! 713 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,810 She'll be conscious in a day, 714 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,090 up and about in three — 715 00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:05,210 no swimming for a week. 716 00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:07,010 Now we're going to need a longboat 717 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:08,610 and some of your best rowers. 718 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:11,170 We're two days' sail from the TARDIS. Come on, Clara! 719 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,890 - Wait, no. She'll want to see you when she wakes. - Oh, no. 720 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,410 She'll see me often enough 721 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:18,560 - once she understands. - Understands what? 722 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,180 Second dose. 723 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,770 - Will she need to take this? - No, no, no, it's not for her. 724 00:41:24,820 --> 00:41:25,970 Then who's it for? 725 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,960 Whoever she wants. 726 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,250 Doctor... 727 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:33,010 thank you. 728 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:36,260 Don't thank me yet, Ashildr. 729 00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:39,220 Not yet. 730 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,850 OK, it's official. 731 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:02,810 Silence is even worse in a Scottish accent. 732 00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:05,010 Are you going to tell me what you're brooding about? 733 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:06,250 It won't stop, 734 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,090 the repair kit I put inside Ashildr, 735 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:09,370 not ever. 736 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:10,850 It'll just keep fixing her. 737 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:12,690 Well, good. 738 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,890 I'm not sure, but it's entirely possible 739 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:17,540 she has lost the ability to die. 740 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,330 The ability? 741 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:22,860 Oh, dying is an ability, believe me. 742 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,890 Barring accidents, 743 00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:28,970 she may now be functionally immortal. 744 00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:34,080 If the repair kit never stops working, then... 745 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:36,370 why did you give her two? 746 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:39,700 Immortality isn't living forever, that's not what it feels like. 747 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:44,500 Immortality is everybody else dying. 748 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,980 She might meet someone she can't bear to lose. 749 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:54,280 That happens... 750 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,570 I believe. 751 00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:04,450 I was angry. 752 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,170 I was emotional. 753 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:09,520 Just possibly, I have made a terrible mistake. 754 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,980 Maybe even a tidal wave. 755 00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:20,770 Time will tell, it always does. 756 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:23,360 Whatever you did for Ashildr... 757 00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:26,930 I think she deserved it. 758 00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,410 Yes. 759 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:30,130 Yes, she did. 760 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,690 But Ashildr isn't just human any more. 761 00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:36,250 There's a little piece of alien inside her, 762 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,370 so in a way, she's... 763 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,260 In a way... 764 00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,280 she's a hybrid. 765 00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:14,730 Stand and deliver. 766 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:18,370 If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a robbery. 767 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:21,210 - The most wanted in the land. - Now is not the time to be showing off. 768 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,490 Could it be we are looking for the same prize? 769 00:45:23,540 --> 00:45:25,010 The eyes of Hades? 770 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,610 Who's this, your sidekick? 771 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,050 I'm no-one's sidekick. 772 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,850 Come on, sidekick. Watch and learn. 773 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:32,090 There is an intruder on the premises. 774 00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:33,970 - What are you doing? - It's kill or be killed. 775 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:36,290 You're playing with fire. 776 00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:38,380 Do you have a cat?