1 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,370 Hello? Hello? 2 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:02,260 Cousin? 3 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,800 Oh, 4 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:12,760 hey. 5 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:16,800 What are you doing here? 6 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:20,820 What are you doing here? 7 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:24,800 Well, you work here? 8 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,300 Yeah, yeah. 9 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:31,190 Going to tell the family next week. 10 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:35,270 Well, I'm here for my fraternity reunion. 11 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:40,550 Awesome. And remember how I used to be the one that always got out of all the 12 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:46,690 pranks? Yeah. Well, of course now they're putting me up for this, and this 13 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,270 one of the pranks that I have to complete. 14 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,250 Did they know that your cousin worked here? 15 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:57,330 They failed to notify me of that, no. 16 00:01:58,650 --> 00:02:00,330 A little weird, but okay. 17 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,550 Awkward. Yeah. 18 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,390 Like, wait, hold on. 19 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:07,690 They put you up to do a prank to get a massage. 20 00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:10,810 Like, you realize I'm the only person here right now, right? And I'm your 21 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:11,810 cousin. 22 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:16,890 I'm sure we can figure something out, you know, kind of. 23 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:18,890 I'm the only person here and I'm your cousin. 24 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:22,090 Like, those two, that's not going to work. 25 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,990 Oh, my God. 26 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:27,710 I cannot touch you. Like, I'm your cousin. 27 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,100 You're only my step -cousin. It's a little different. 28 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:36,140 But I need to get this. This has to be done. It has to be confirmed. Otherwise, 29 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,320 like, I'm going to be the laughingstock with my brothers. 30 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,960 Well, all I know is you better pay me, devil, because I just am never going to 31 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,700 be able to burn this memory from my mind. 32 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:54,060 Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. Don't tell anybody. Don't tell anybody. All 33 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:54,939 right? Anybody. 34 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:57,020 Including our family. Nobody. 35 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,460 It's been a while since I've seen you. 36 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,060 Yeah. 37 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:08,460 Wow. So we're just, like, supposed to pretend like I don't know you and... 38 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,980 Yeah. Like, I have to wait. I have to wait. 39 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,740 I have to do the whole thing? 40 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,920 Yeah. 41 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,680 Yeah. 42 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,120 Oh, my God. 43 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,380 We'll figure this out. We'll figure this out. I know this is really awkward for 44 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:26,940 you and for me, but, yeah, I have to get this done. I do feel bad that you're 45 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,940 kind of made fun of. 46 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,420 Oh, will you stop it? 47 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,580 Okay. Let's just go. Let's get this done with. All right, cool. Come on. Yeah. 48 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:34,920 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,520 Come on, follow me. 50 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,940 Are you supposed to hold my hand? 51 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,820 I mean... There's exceptions to every rule. 52 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:50,200 Look, I paid. I'm paying for it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So usually what I do 53 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,740 I take off my clothes first. 54 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:55,020 So I guess I'll start right in there. 55 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:00,010 You always pretend to not enjoy this. Thank you. 56 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:04,990 All right. Like I said, we're only step cousins. 57 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:08,190 I'm sorry. I forgot that. 58 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:16,610 Wait till I tell my friends this. 59 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:24,150 Awesome. So usually I take off the guy's clothes. You know, why don't you do it 60 00:04:24,150 --> 00:04:25,150 yourself? 61 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,180 Yeah. You're my cousin. 62 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,840 No, I have to do... Whatever. 63 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,740 Just come on. Come on. You're making a bigger deal out of it than it is. 64 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,460 If I didn't show up, it wouldn't be a deal at all. 65 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,600 I felt. 66 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,440 Okay. 67 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,020 Okay. 68 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,780 I want you to take your shoes off. 69 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,320 Yeah. 70 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:06,040 You probably weren't expecting me today, huh? 71 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,100 Or any day, but yeah, especially today. 72 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,060 All right. 73 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,480 Now what do we do? 74 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,300 Just put your clothes either just behind you. That works as well. 75 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:20,120 All right. You want to follow me in the shower? 76 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,440 Absolutely. All right. You want to hold my hand like you wanted to before? 77 00:05:44,919 --> 00:05:49,100 Hey, I just want to get this over with too. 78 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,380 Oh, I'm so compelled. 79 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:59,120 So, I'll try to make this as an awkward pause. Yeah. Oh. 80 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,320 means that if 81 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,520 Yeah, I think I need that. 82 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,160 I'm sure I will. 83 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,320 You're so good at this. 84 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,500 Yeah, how would you unless it came to me first? 85 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,950 Yeah, that's right. Almost forgot. 86 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:06,650 Speaking of me, speaking of me getting touched. 87 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,510 Come on, you already played with it. 88 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:13,230 Or cleaned it. 89 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:14,610 Come on. 90 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:31,710 That's just a me thing. 91 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:34,590 This is great. 92 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:36,330 Awesome. 93 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,230 I'm glad you enjoyed this. 94 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:10,550 Yeah, 95 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:12,510 get into it. 96 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:18,810 I'm doing my best. 97 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:25,150 Look, you know, I know what you do here. 98 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,990 You're, like, making it a big deal. You do it for all the other guys. 99 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:33,830 I mean... You're not every other guy. You're my... I mean... 100 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:42,580 Come on, I told you. 101 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,600 Come on. 102 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:47,900 Tell them someone else. 103 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,000 I'd have to close my eyes. 104 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:52,540 Come on. 105 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,340 I have to at least tell them I did it. 106 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,040 I should have just went to a regular massage place. 107 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,010 They have my fraternity brothers. 108 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:42,430 Oh, don't worry. I won't say anything about you being my cousin. I'll just 109 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:46,450 massage for her or whatever. 110 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,370 I won't say your name. 111 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:52,030 As long as they're not your cousin, I'll take anything. 112 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,970 Oh, come on, come on. 113 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:57,810 Sure. 114 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:05,570 I feel like a god or something. 115 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,850 The royal treatment, huh? 116 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,110 Yeah. 117 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:34,110 That's different yeah Wow 118 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:39,950 You 119 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:57,570 think 120 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:58,570 I can 121 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,140 I don't think you ever were not relaxed over the office. 122 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,900 I am now. 123 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,060 I hope you are. 124 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,260 I could get used to this. 125 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,820 Don't get too comfortable. 126 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,520 The process. 127 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,730 Literally not figured yet. Or, 128 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,590 never mind. 129 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:37,750 Alright, so I'm going to alarm you. 130 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:43,050 I don't think anything else could alarm me more than this. 131 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,420 Are you putting that on too? 132 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,700 No, yeah. 133 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,400 Oh, all right. 134 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,060 All right. 135 00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:43,720 Yeah. Yeah. 136 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:34,210 What's up? 137 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:35,810 Thank you. 138 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,920 Whoa. Mmm. 139 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,690 Oh, wow. 140 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,530 Getting a little comfy, aren't you? 141 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,030 I'm sorry. 142 00:20:58,570 --> 00:20:59,990 I'm just visualizing. 143 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:02,430 Oh, 144 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:05,650 it's just so good. 145 00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:10,690 You think that, like, at least put your, like, tits on my dick or something? 146 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:15,290 I mean, I'm just really excited. Come on. 147 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:16,490 I mean, 148 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,170 it's just something. 149 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,220 I played with that at Luke's. 150 00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:11,380 No, it's not a parable. It could be. 151 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,390 This is a pretty nice looking cup. 152 00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:57,750 Oh, I'm sorry. You're a little twister. 153 00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:00,210 No, I just thought it was like a startled reflex. 154 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:01,910 Yeah, I got a little flipped. 155 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:03,530 Yeah, I'm sorry. 156 00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:05,390 It's all right. 157 00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:07,710 I just want it in my mouth, don't you? 158 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,010 Oh, come on. 159 00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:11,090 Don't make me say it. 160 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,340 Why do you stop? 161 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:45,780 Why do you stop? 162 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,460 You must really like that. Am I really turned on? 163 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,960 Oh, yeah. 164 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,220 Yeah, but I'm your cousin. 165 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040 And? 166 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,420 Who cares? 167 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:05,100 I've always wanted to do things to you. 168 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,480 Oh, wow. 169 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,960 I've already gone this far. 170 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,800 No turning back now, right? 171 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Oh, yeah. 172 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:05,080 What else do you do with the guys that you normally don't know? 173 00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:08,360 Oh. Oh. 174 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,920 I'm so excited to play with them. 175 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,680 Really? 176 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:21,700 Yeah. Well, I mean... What? 177 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:27,020 I mean... Oh, wow. That must be lucky. 178 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,940 That must be good for those guys. 179 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,800 Oh. 180 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,340 Oh, shit. 181 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,260 Oh, my God. 182 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:39,440 Is that what I think happened? 183 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm sorry. I just got startled again. 184 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:45,900 Me too. 185 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,540 Should I stop? 186 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,360 I mean, 187 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:54,200 it's so weird, but it's so neat in there. 188 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,820 Oh, gosh. 189 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,280 I didn't mean to do that. That was like a startled reflex again. 190 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,380 It's not so bad. 191 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:17,780 It's not so bad as long as I forget that you're my husband. 192 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:21,980 Good cat. 193 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,900 I can't believe I'm fucking my cousin. 194 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:53,700 I'm trying to not remember that you're my cousin. You cannot talk about that. 195 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,400 I'm not, and neither should you. Just enjoy it. 196 00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,060 Yeah. 197 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,060 All right. 198 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,700 I'll try and enjoy it. I'm just not going to get my cousin. 199 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,960 All right. 200 00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:08,080 It's so fucking good. 201 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,540 It's really good. 202 00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:35,270 What? I don't know. 203 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:39,370 What? I don't want to look at you anymore. Oh, oh. 204 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:43,490 I just want to, like... Well, that's okay. I may not make eye contact. I'm 205 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,230 looking around. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. 206 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:47,590 That's fine. 207 00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:30,930 It's very slippery 208 00:30:20,810 --> 00:30:21,749 Much better. 209 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,010 Yeah? Huh. 210 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,160 Do you want to come in? 211 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,120 Yeah? Yeah? 212 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,300 Here. 213 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,540 Oh. Oh. 214 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:46,300 Oh. 215 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,800 Oh. 216 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440 Oh. 217 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,280 Oh my god. 218 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,660 Oh my god. 219 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 220 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:58,780 Wow, that was amazing. 221 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,520 I'm glad that I was able to do that. 222 00:34:04,139 --> 00:34:05,300 Didn't I see you again? 223 00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:09,679 Are you fucking out of your mind? Well, it doesn't have to be here. 224 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:15,480 Oh, my God. I have feelings for you. No, no. 225 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,880 Do not ever come back here again. You need to go see a doctor. You are fucking 226 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:21,880 out of your mind. 227 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:30,380 I got to go call my fraternity brothers. This is awesome.