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Previously onYoung Sheldon...Can we talk?

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I'm pregnant.

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JEFF:
You've got a lot

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going on right now.

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Maybe take some time off,

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focus on things at home.

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Hold on.

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Are you firing her?

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MEEMAW:
Hey, George.

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What's up?

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Georgie and I ran
into a little...

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problem at the border.

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What border?

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The Mexican one.

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We got arrested.

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What?

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Who is it?

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Arrested?

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What do you mean, arrested?

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I don't know.
Some problem with Customs.

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What were they doing in Mexico?I don't know.

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Why didn't they tell
us they were going?

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How many times
I got to say I don't know?

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[sighs] All right,
what do you know?

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Well, they're probably gonna
have to pay some fine,

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and-and they're
gonna need cash.

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My son is gonna be
in jail overnight?

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What about your mother?

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Oh, she's been there before.

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Meemaw's in jail?Uh...

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No.Forget about it.

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Forget about it? Do I need to
remind you I remember my birth?

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[grunts]

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Go to your room.

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That was a rough day.

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Rough day for me.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain

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♪ I bet I could be your hero

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♪ I am a mighty little man

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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪

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LEON: Wait here.

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[crickets chirping]

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[door closes]

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[quietly]: You see what I see?

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What?

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An open window.

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You want to make
a run for it?

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You got a better plan?

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Yes.

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You shutting up.

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[door opens]

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[mutters]: Son of a bitch.

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New shirt.

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You give me some seltzer,
I can get that

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right out.Shh.

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Sorry.So,

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smuggling cigarettes.

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Your Honor, there
was no smuggling.

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This is a... misunderstanding.

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400 cartons
of undeclared cigarettes?

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Is that over the limit?

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By 399.

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[quietly]: I told
you not to talk.

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And he told you not to talk.

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All right. [grunts]

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Here's youroptions:

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plead not guilty, post a bond,

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come back here for a trial,

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which you will lose,

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because you're guilty.

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Or?Plead guilty,

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pay a fine

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and I never see your face again.

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But we get the
cigarettes back, right?

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No.

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How much
is the fine?

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Why don't we say $2,500?

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Let's say $500.

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This is not a negotiation.

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I hear ya.

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$750.

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We're done.

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Leon, get these clowns
out of here.

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Your Honor, please,

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I really need
those cigarettes back.

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My girlfriend's
gonna have my baby

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and I was gonna sell 'em to help
pay for the medical expenses.

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That's a touching story.

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Leon!

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Sorry.

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Too much Mountain Dew.

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Take 'em back to holding.

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[Meemaw sighs]

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How 'bout $1,000 and you
can keep my grandson?

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What is happening
to our family?

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I know. Georgie
and Meemaw in jail.

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Mom getting kicked out
of the church.

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Georgie having a baby
out of wedlock.

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You know what this
means, don't you?

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What?

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We really are white trash.

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Speak for yourself.

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I'm in college on a full ride.

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But I wish y'all luck.

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I really
appreciate this, Dale.

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Smuggling
cigarettes?

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What the hell
was she thinking?

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It was Georgie's idea.

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Well, that makes more sense.

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Well,

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whose truck we taking?

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You're coming?

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My ex-girlfriend in jail
at the Mexican border?

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[chuckles] I got
to take pictures.

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[scoffs]

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All right, I'll drive.

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But we got to stop and get film.

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Who you spying on?

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Meemaw's house.
There's a strange woman

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loitering on her porch.

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Let me see.

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SHELDON:
Should we call the police?

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MISSY:
Nah, she's too pretty

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to be a burglar.

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I don't think that's
how that works.

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Connie? Are you okay?

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All right, I'm coming in.

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MISSY:
Freeze, dirtbag.

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Who are you?

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No, no, we have

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the moral high ground here.

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Yeah. Who are you?

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I'm a friend of the lady
that lives here.

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I'm worried about her.

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That's no lady.
That's our meemaw.

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Are you Georgie's
brother and sister?

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Yeah.

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I'm Mandy.

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I'm Georgie's...

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I'm Mandy.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, really.

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And I'm worried
about your meemaw.

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Well, you don't have to be.
She's fine.

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She is?

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Yes, Sheldon, she is.

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So she's not in jail?

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She's in jail?

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Well, I thought so,
but maybe not.

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So why is Connie in jail?

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That's family business.

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Although Mandy is
carrying Georgie's baby

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and Georgie's
also in jail, so...

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Georgie's in jail?!

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Why are you
still talking?

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That is a valid question.

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It's past my bedtime.

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Good. Go.

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Nice meeting you!

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So, what happened?

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All I know is they had
a problem at the border.

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Something about
smuggling cigarettes.

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[quietly]:
What an idiot.Hey.

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He was just trying to make money
'cause you got pregnant.

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Oh, so this is my fault?

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He didn't make that baby
on his own.

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Look, you're just a kid, okay?

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You don't understand
what's going on here.

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I know my mom lost her job
and got kicked out of the church

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because you won't marry
my brother.

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I didn't know that.

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So did I win this argument?

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Feels like I did.

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Okay, God,

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we need to talk.

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Are you testing me?

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Is this a test?

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Am I Mrs. Job?

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I try to be a good person,
but...

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lately, it feels like
you are smacking me down

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every chance you get.

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And I know that that might sound
a little ungrateful right now,

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as I load my new dishwasher--

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that I love--

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but can't you pick on
someone else for a while?

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SHELDON:
Who are you talking to?

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[exhales sharply]

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God.To yourself. Got it.

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And you think, like Job,
God is testing your faith?

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[scoffs]
Sure would explain

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all the bad things that
have been happening.

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So believing in a god
who's going out of his way

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to ruin your life
is more comforting

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than believing
there's no God at all?

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Isn't it past your bedtime?

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I know. Good night.[stammers]W-Wait.

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Where's your sister?

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At Meemaw's,
talking to Mandy.

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What? Why?

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Can we table this for tomorrow?

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I'm running on fumes.

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DALE: So instead of traveling
around the country with me,

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she'd rather smuggle
cigarettes and rot in jail.

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How the hell is that
supposed to make me feel?

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I don't know.

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Bad?

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Damn right, bad.

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Treated that woman
like a queen.

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Didn't you break up with her?

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[huffs]
That was a bluff.

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Never thought she'd call it.

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Well, you are coming
to her rescue.

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Maybe this'll turn
things around.

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Who says I want her back?

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Great, you don't want her back.
Let's drop it.

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I will say one thing.

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I miss the sex.

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Oh, God.

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She is vivacious.

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And not just for a woman
her age.

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Oh, look, a hitchhiker.

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Let's pick him up.
Maybe he'll kill me.

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Do you hate Georgie?

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No. No, Georgie's
a good guy.

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If anything, I hate myself
for making bad decisions.

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Like having sex
before marriage?

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More like having
tequila before sex.

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MARY:
Hey.

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What's going on here?

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Mandy was just telling me
how she got pregnant.

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No, no...But you said...

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No.
No.

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Uh, are Georgie
and Connie okay?

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[exhales]

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Um, I hope so.

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My husband just went down there
to get 'em out.

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Okay. That's good.

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Okay, I guess
I'll get going.

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It... was nice seeing ya.

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I'm sorry about your troubles
with the church.

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What did you tell her?

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Just the highlights.

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Oh! I forgot I punched out
a kid in Sunday school.

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You don't have to
tell her all that.

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Maybe she'll feel guilty
and marry Georgie.

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No.

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[soft chatter in distance]

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How ya holding up?

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Not so good.

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Kid ain't even born yet and
I'm already a terrible father.

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You're not terrible.

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A terrible father
would've walked away.

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Thank you.

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Was my dad real pissed off?

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No.

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He was positively giddy

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about having to drive eight
hours down to the border

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to bail your ass out.

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Your ass, too.

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Yeah, but I like it when
he's pissed at me.

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[chuckling]

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This'll be a cool story
to tell my kid someday.

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Sure.

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Oh. You know
what would be awesome?

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If it was a boy,
we name him Winston.

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You know,
like the cigarettes?

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And if it's a girl,
we could name her Virginia.

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Virginia Slims.

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Okay.

271
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,662
I think that's enough
of you for now.

272
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,796
[sighing]

273
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,365
[loud rattling]

274
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,064
[sighs]

275
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,501
[exhales]

276
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,025
Evening!

277
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,156
Mary.

278
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,071
Evening.

279
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:58,989
How come George ain't
taking out the garbage?

280
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,339
He's, uh...
[inhales sharply]

281
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,647
I am perfectly capable
of taking the trash cans out.

282
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,996
'Course.

283
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,346
You are woman-- hear
you roar. [chuckling]

284
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,826
Hmm.

285
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,436
Um...

286
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,179
I sure hope we're still gonna
see y'all in church tomorrow.

287
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:16,485
[inhales, sighs]

288
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,443
Thank you. Um...

289
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,707
I'll think about it.

290
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,494
How's Georgie and his,
uh, young lady friend?

291
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,235
Great. They're great.

292
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,847
Has anything changed
vis-à-vis their... nuptials?

293
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,370
Nope. Baby's gonna be a bastard.

294
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:33,981
That's what you're implying,
isn't it?

295
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:37,027
[stammers] Not a
word I like to use.

296
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:40,204
But, most important,
a happy, healthy...

297
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,249
Bastard.

298
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,338
What you said.

299
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,600
Good night, Pastor.

300
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,123
God bless.

301
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,086
♪

302
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,396
[grunts]

303
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,094
[knocking]

304
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,707
Yeah?

305
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,361
I can't sleep.

306
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,405
Me neither.

307
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,190
This whole Mandy thing
is a mess.

308
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,583
If you mean the nomenclature,
I agree.

309
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:12,889
Norman who?

310
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,543
Nomenclature--
the system of devising

311
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,023
or choosing names for things.

312
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,112
For example, if Mandy
and Georgie were married,

313
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,635
she'd be our sister-in-law.

314
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,680
But they're not.

315
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,898
Exactly.

316
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,639
So we need a term
for the unmarried mother

317
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,945
of our future niece or nephew.

318
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,860
How 'bout "Mandy"?

319
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:30,080
Follow me-- if we knew the sex
of the baby and it was a boy,

320
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,300
I was thinking we could call
Mandy "nephewterus,"

321
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,606
because she'd be having
a nephew in her uterus.

322
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,653
However, "nieceuterus"
just doesn't hit the ear right.

323
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,089
I still think "Mandy" works.

324
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,482
Now, there is
a gender-neutral term

325
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,919
coined by linguist Samuel Martin
in the 1950s,

326
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,617
which takes the "N" from "niece"
or "nephew" with "sibling"”

327
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,662
to get "nibling."

328
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,708
So she'd be our nibling?

329
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,231
No, the baby's the nibling.

330
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,190
Mandy would be either
the niblingess or the niblinger.

331
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,802
Or, in a swerve from
our traditional German suffixes,

332
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:56,803
"niblingo."

333
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,891
That one.

334
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,762
Oh, yeah, that one's the winner.

335
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,809
ADULT SHELDON:
Sadly, "niblingo"
never quite caught on.

336
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,681
But that doesn't stop me
from using it inScrabble.

337
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,813
DALE:
This is

338
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,466
gonna be my
Christmas card.

339
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,512
What the hell?

340
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,775
What are you doing here?

341
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,298
I'm saving ya.

342
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,213
You think I got that kind
of cash lying around?

343
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,476
He doesn't.
That's why I'm saving you.

344
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,130
Well, damn.

345
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,742
Georgie, come on.Five more minutes.

346
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:23,786
Now!

347
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,527
Okay! Okay.

348
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,964
Fine's paid. Let's go.

349
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,358
I'm really sorry
about this, Dad.

350
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,577
We'll talk about it in the car.

351
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,711
Well, it's just you and me.

352
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,973
Great.

353
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,106
Yeah, it is.
'Cause I'm saving ya.

354
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,461
♪

355
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,637
I know I messed up.

356
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,204
Mm-hmm.

357
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,988
And I'm gonna pay you back.

358
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,207
Every penny.

359
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,817
Mm-hmm.

360
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:59,343
You get that I was doing this
for the baby, right?

361
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,868
I do.

362
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,913
Which, when you think about it,

363
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,524
could be a reason
to be proud of me.

364
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:11,094
Take some time. Think about it.

365
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,579
When I get the pictures
developed, you want copies?

366
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,842
No.

367
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,976
Jail's made you cranky.

368
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,851
Still haven't
heard "thank you."

369
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,244
Thank you.

370
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,855
Those are the words, but...

371
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,378
just not feeling it.

372
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,685
I'm tired.

373
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,861
I'm sore. I'm embarrassed.

374
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,863
Could we just...

375
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,387
please not?

376
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,087
Sorry.

377
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,614
Did you have to join any gangs
when you were in there?

378
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,746
[chuckles]

379
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,618
Can I ask you
something?

380
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,228
What?

381
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,927
Were you scared when Mom
got pregnant with me?

382
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,016
I was terrified.

383
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,409
Huh.

384
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,976
Why? You scared?

385
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:08,760
Yeah.

386
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:09,892
Good.

387
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,198
You'd be a fool
if you weren't.

388
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,330
I don't know
what I'm doing.

389
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028
I don't know
what's expected of me.[sighs]

390
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,769
At least you and Mom got
married and were a team.

391
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,034
Yeah, you got it rougher
than me.

392
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,514
Does it ever stop being scary?

393
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,561
I got a call from the Mexican
border that my son was in jail.

394
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,562
What do you think?

395
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,346
Fair point.

396
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,434
Sorry.

397
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,786
It's not all scary.
There's fun parts.

398
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,179
Like what?

399
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,966
We went to the beach once.
That wasn't bad.

400
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,576
Well, regardless,
it's happening.

401
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,620
I'm gonna be a dad.

402
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,928
Yes, you are.

403
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,062
I hope I'm as good
a dad as you are.

404
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,933
Don't try to butter me up.

405
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,066
[chuckles]
You saw that, huh?Yeah, I saw it.

406
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,111
Boy, you are smart.

407
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,811
Just to be clear, I'm gonna
pay you back every cent.

408
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,596
Ah. Don't worry
about it.

409
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,338
I am worrying about it.Well,

410
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,470
think of the money as a gift.

411
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,820
That I'm gonna be holding
over your head.

412
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,474
Well, that doesn't work for me.

413
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,609
How 'bout...

414
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,915
when we get home...

415
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,569
I make it up to ya?

416
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,400
Now, hold on. You want to...

417
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:27,491
you want to wipe out a $2,500
debt with one roll in the hay?

418
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,798
Are you saying
I'm not worth it?

419
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,017
I'm saying it's a lot of money.

420
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,888
Never mind.
Offer's off the table.

421
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,585
No, no, no, wait a minute.
Hang on.

422
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,109
Too late. Too late.

423
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,502
Hey, I was thinking
a fair price would be...

424
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,808
$500 a roll.

425
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,637
Well, isn't that
what a girl wants to hear?

426
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,858
Seemed fair to me.

427
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,164
[birds chirping]

428
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,253
Do you think Georgie
got a tattoo in jail?

429
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,080
No.

430
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,429
Do you think
Meemaw did?

431
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,128
Probably.

432
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,999
Are we going
to church?

433
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,131
I'm going.

434
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,263
After everything that happened?

435
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,699
Isn't that weird?

436
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,701
Doesn't matter.

437
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,399
I need to.

438
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,662
I'll go with you.

439
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,012
You don't have to.

440
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,406
I want to.

441
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,713
["Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.
playing]

442
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,676
What?

443
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,418
♪

444
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,726
[indistinct chatter]

445
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,176
This isn't
where we sit.

446
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,308
It's all right.All right?

447
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,616
This is nowhere near
the acoustic sweet spot.Shush.

448
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,401
And I'm sitting behind what
may be the largest man in Texas.

449
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,055
Shh!

450
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,451
Dear friends, let us love

451
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,582
one another.

452
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:01,063
Whoever does not love
does not know God,

453
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,979
because God is love.

454
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,636
It means that we
are responsible for sharing

455
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,073
that love
with all those around us.

456
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,467
Now let's join hands and pray.

457
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,730
Dear
Heavenly Father,

458
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,601
thank you for gathering
us here today

459
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,429
to join together
in worship...

460
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,170
I've had enough. Let's go.

461
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,911
You sure?Yes.
Please give us

462
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,000
the strength
to reflect

463
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,655
your abundant love out
into the world.

464
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,397
Thank you
for bringing us here today

465
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,876
to join together in worship.

466
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,530
Excuse me.

467
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,098
Am I the only one struck
by the incredible hypocrisy

468
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,317
of this sermon?

469
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,232
You go on and on
about loving one another

470
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,755
and how God is love.

471
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,757
But not when it comes
to my mother and our family?

472
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,281
And why? Because my brother
impregnated a woman

473
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,717
11 years older than him?

474
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,676
Which one could argue
was an act of love.

475
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,634
Sheldon.At least on his part. She
doesn't seem to care for him.

476
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,507
Also, earlier, you said
"Nebuh-kuh-nezzar."Sheldon.

477
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,639
In Hebrew, it would be
pronounced "Neboo-kha-nezzar."

478
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,380
More in the back of the throat.
Kha.

479
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,860
Kha. Bye.Sheldon.

480
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,079
Or in Hebrew, shalom.

481
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,515
Which also means "hello."
And "peace."

482
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,256
Kha! Kha![groans]

483
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,392
[door closes]

484
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,048
How's Mom?

485
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,745
Pretty upset.[man speaking on TV]

486
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,052
Even after that
excellent speech I made?

487
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,141
For once, I don't think
you're the problem.

488
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,230
Good for me.

489
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,406
[doorbell rings]

490
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,799
I'm reading.

491
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,670
[sighs]

492
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,806
Hi there, Missy.

493
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,590
[sighs]
May I help you?

494
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,854
Um, I was hoping to talk
to your mom. She around?

495
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,683
I'm not sure.
Let me see if she's available.

496
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,208
What's going on?

497
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,687
She's available.

498
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,386
[sighs softly]
Hello.

499
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,563
Mary, I am so
sorry about today.

500
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,869
I understand
why you're upset.

501
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,698
But the church is
still your family.

502
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,833
I'd just... hate to see you
walk away from the Lord.

503
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,837
[inhales sharply, sighs]

504
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,883
Feels like he's
walking away from me.