1 00:00:02,183 --> 00:00:05,333 (Shawn) 'One thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.' 2 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:06,180 Two thousand. 3 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:09,176 "I love you." 4 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,300 Yeah, hello, Lisa? Hey, baby, come over. 5 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:25,173 I've been workin' on somethin' all mornin'. 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,830 I got a surprise for you, girl. 7 00:00:27,116 --> 00:00:29,226 Alright, see you in a minute. Buh-bye. 8 00:00:33,183 --> 00:00:34,353 Hey, Shawn. 9 00:00:34,383 --> 00:00:37,373 [dominos rattling] 10 00:00:46,283 --> 00:00:47,323 Well. 11 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:50,220 I love you, too, Shawn. 12 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:55,130 [theme song] 13 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:57,380 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 14 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,270 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' ♪ 15 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:01,200 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 16 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,320 ♪ Give me a high-five ♪ 17 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:07,830 (male 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 18 00:01:07,116 --> 00:01:08,376 'Dynamite. That is..' 19 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,280 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 20 00:01:11,316 --> 00:01:14,656 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 21 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,220 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 22 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,330 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 23 00:01:18,366 --> 00:01:21,116 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 24 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:23,120 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 25 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:26,330 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 26 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,500 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 27 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:29,300 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 28 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,500 for work and Mr. Clotworthy is gonna kill me. 29 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,280 Oh, don't worry, about it, I'll catch you a cab. 30 00:01:41,316 --> 00:01:43,346 Back up off the curb, please. Thank you. 31 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,180 [shouting] Taxi! 32 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,000 Taxi! 33 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,130 Hey, boy, come here! 34 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,366 You'll never catch no cab like that 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,660 screaming like a maniac. 36 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,000 You oughta show some class. 37 00:01:58,330 --> 00:01:59,150 Watch. 38 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:01,500 Here. 39 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,270 Taxi? 40 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:07,200 [clears throat] 41 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:08,353 Taxi? 42 00:02:09,383 --> 00:02:11,203 [clears throat] Pardon me. 43 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:13,373 Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon? 44 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:18,663 I don't believe this, man. 45 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:20,320 What does it take for a brother to catch a cab around here? 46 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,270 What's he gotta do, lie down in the middle of the street 47 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,220 and hope a cab don't run him over? 48 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,150 I know, right? 49 00:02:27,183 --> 00:02:29,123 Hey, Marlon, why don't you lie down in the middle of the street 50 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,150 and hope this next cab don't run you over? 51 00:02:31,183 --> 00:02:32,333 I bet. 52 00:02:36,116 --> 00:02:37,246 [tires screeching] 53 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,163 Oh, Lord! 54 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:41,316 Thanks, kid! 55 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:43,120 You got it, baby. 56 00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:45,130 Alright, let's buckle up in there! 57 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,366 Keep him safe. Fifty-five. Stay alive! 58 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,130 Mo-ove out, baby. 59 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,346 Let's go! 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,200 [instrumental music] 61 00:02:57,250 --> 00:03:00,330 Hey, pops, I'm sorry I'm late, man 62 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,120 but you ain't gonna believe what happened. 63 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:04,320 I got abducted by some aliens. 64 00:03:05,316 --> 00:03:07,156 - Really? - Yeah. 65 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,330 This is the third time this week 66 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:10,170 you've been abducted by aliens. 67 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,300 Well, they sure make a lot of trips to come 68 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,173 and see you, don't they? 69 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,350 - Yeah, you tellin' me? - You know what I'mma do? 70 00:03:15,383 --> 00:03:19,333 I'm gonna deduct it from your pay. 71 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:21,150 See, pop, that's wrong, you don't deduct Benny's pay 72 00:03:21,183 --> 00:03:24,203 when he takes off for Yom Kippur. 73 00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:26,333 You think I need trouble with the Jewish Defense League 74 00:03:26,366 --> 00:03:29,246 off up in here? 75 00:03:29,283 --> 00:03:32,273 Now get in the kitchen and scrape the grill clean. 76 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,220 You know, you ain't too old to get spanked. 77 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,320 [both laughing] 78 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,500 Pop, how you gonna play me like that 79 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:38,220 in front of people, man. 80 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:41,250 I'll take them pants down right now. 81 00:03:41,283 --> 00:03:43,303 Somebody hand me an egg beater. 82 00:03:50,366 --> 00:03:53,156 See, this ain't even right, Benny. 83 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:57,160 See, pops is keeping the black man down. 84 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,100 Fight the power! 85 00:03:58,133 --> 00:04:00,153 No justice, no peace! 86 00:04:00,183 --> 00:04:01,273 And free Mike Tyson. 87 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:04,250 As-salamu alaykum, 88 00:04:04,283 --> 00:04:06,273 [instrumental music] 89 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,160 Marlon, I had a bad day. Don't talk to me. 90 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,170 And I don't even wanna see your lopsided pumpkin-head. 91 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,270 You hear me? 92 00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:18,226 Marlon, are you home? 93 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,160 Well, good, then. That's how I wanted it, anyway. 94 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:28,660 Yo, Shawn, my day was whack. I don't wanna hear from you. 95 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,120 I don't wanna see that little pretty-girl face of yours. 96 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:32,160 - You understand me? - I hear you. 97 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,200 [screams] 98 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,270 I didn't even know you was here, B. 99 00:04:38,183 --> 00:04:40,273 Hey! That's the last root beer. 100 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,130 Come on, man, you know I always drink root beer 101 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,326 when I have a bad day. 102 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,180 Come on, man, get off! That's mine. 103 00:04:45,216 --> 00:04:46,216 - No, you get off! - Get off! 104 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,250 - You get off. - Let go. 105 00:04:47,283 --> 00:04:48,283 - You let go. - Let go! 106 00:04:48,316 --> 00:04:49,346 - You let go. - Let go. 107 00:04:49,383 --> 00:04:51,203 - Let go. - Alright. 108 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,163 On three, we'll both let go. 109 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,220 Whoever had the worst day gets to drink the root beer. 110 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,330 - Okay? - Okay. 111 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,220 (both) One, two, three. 112 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:04,826 Alright, let go, just together. 113 00:05:04,116 --> 00:05:06,176 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. Hands up. 114 00:05:06,216 --> 00:05:08,296 Hands in the air like you're gettin' arrested. 115 00:05:10,133 --> 00:05:12,663 - Okay. - Okay. 116 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,380 - Alright. - Cool. 117 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,373 Today at work 118 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,220 pops threatened to pull down my pants 119 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,320 and spank me in front of the whole entire restaurant. 120 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:25,370 - Wow, that ain't right. - Mm-hmm. 121 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,230 I mean, you're his employee. 122 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:29,166 He should treat you with respect. 123 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,370 Yeah, I know, I guess I'm just a busboy. 124 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,220 Marlon, don't talk like that. 125 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,660 Haven't I taught you anything about self-respect, stupid? 126 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,250 Remember that time when pops was coaching you 127 00:05:39,283 --> 00:05:41,663 in Little League? 128 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,230 Yeah, he used to tell me I play like a girl 129 00:05:43,266 --> 00:05:44,316 until that one day 130 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:46,300 I caught that line drive right in my mouth. 131 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,173 [grunting] 132 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,660 Yeah, you had teeth like Leon Spinks 133 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,250 but pops respected you afterwards. 134 00:05:52,283 --> 00:05:54,373 Yeah, yeah, man. 135 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,280 See, you need to go tell pop 136 00:05:56,316 --> 00:05:58,656 to give you the respect you deserve 137 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,100 'cause you're an adult 138 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,173 and you have a job to do. 139 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,660 Yeah! I'm an adult with a job. 140 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,250 - Who buses those tables, who? - I do. 141 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:07,173 Who jumps up and down in the dumpster 142 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,220 to flatten out the garbage? 143 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,270 - Who? - I do. 144 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:12,660 And who crawls through the air shaft 145 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,170 to clean out the dead rats 146 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,120 before the health inspector comes, who? 147 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:18,170 I do. 148 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,330 See, you're not worthless, man. 149 00:06:20,366 --> 00:06:23,296 - Yeah. I am somebody. - That's right. 150 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,383 See, what you need, brother.. 151 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,150 ...is self...respect.. 152 00:06:28,183 --> 00:06:30,163 ...not self neglect. 153 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,000 Oh, preach on, brother. 154 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:34,320 You need...in-spiration. 155 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:37,500 - Mm-hmm. - Nothumiliation! 156 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,330 Ha ha! Amen, Lord! 157 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:42,826 You need to be treated with dignity and class 158 00:06:42,116 --> 00:06:45,156 not to be hit with a brush on your ass! 159 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,180 Oh, I'm gettin' the spirit. 160 00:06:47,216 --> 00:06:48,196 [mumbling] 161 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,663 I rebuke you, brother! 162 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:52,160 I rebuke you! 163 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,250 And I tell you.. 164 00:06:53,283 --> 00:06:55,163 I tell you to go to pop 165 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,120 and get your respect you deserve! 166 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,200 - That's right! - That's right! 167 00:06:58,233 --> 00:06:59,333 I'mma do it! 168 00:06:59,366 --> 00:07:01,196 I'mma go to pop and I'mma get my respect! 169 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:03,333 - Keep hope alive. - Keep the pope alive! 170 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:06,326 No, keep hope alive! 171 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,000 Uh, keep Bob Hope alive! 172 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:09,230 - Keep hope alive! - Oh, uh.. 173 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:11,326 O.J. was on the phone. Five! 174 00:07:11,366 --> 00:07:13,826 Keep hope alive! 175 00:07:13,116 --> 00:07:15,326 A.C. helped him drive! 176 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:16,660 Keep hope alive! 177 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,370 Uh, Mike Tyson gets out in '95! 178 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,250 Keep hope alive! 179 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,000 Ah! 180 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,660 Nobody messes with my root beer. 181 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,330 Thank you. Keep the pope alive! 182 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:34,246 Thank you kindly. Come again. 183 00:07:34,283 --> 00:07:36,283 [laughs] 184 00:07:36,316 --> 00:07:39,196 Look, pops, I need to talk to you. 185 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:42,223 - I got customers. - I don't care what you got. 186 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:45,150 Look here, pops. I demand respect from you. 187 00:07:45,183 --> 00:07:47,123 - I do respect you. - Good. 188 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:49,380 Now, go clean the vomit in the bathroom. 189 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:54,123 Did you even hear what I said? 190 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:55,300 What? 191 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,833 Come on, pop, man. 192 00:07:57,116 --> 00:07:59,316 Look, I know I'm late a lot, but I work hard for you. 193 00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:01,330 Hard? You think this is hard? 194 00:08:01,366 --> 00:08:04,166 - Yeah. - This ain't hard, young man. 195 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,320 You try gettin' up at 4 in the mornin' 196 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:07,830 goin' down in a deep hole 197 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,276 breathin' toxic dust 198 00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:10,166 carryin' hundreds of pounds of rocks on your back 199 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,370 day after day after day after day. 200 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,330 You did that, pop? 201 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,250 Hell no! 202 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,270 That's coal mining, but that's hard. 203 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,230 See, you have no idea how hard it is 204 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:23,176 out there in the real world. 205 00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:27,196 Oh, really? Well, maybe I just need to find out. 206 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:29,123 I 207 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,373 What did you say? 208 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,200 You heard me. 209 00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:36,663 I 210 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:40,100 That's right. Hasta la vista, baby. 211 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,383 That's right, I'm out that door and I'm never comin' back. 212 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,370 I'm out there to make me a fortune, Mister.. 213 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,200 ...Butterfly Collar. 214 00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:52,183 That's right. Now, who's gonna clean up your little vomit now? 215 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,250 Benny, come here, I got a job for you. 216 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:04,300 [instrumental music] 217 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,660 [groans] 218 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,266 Oy, vey! 219 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,120 [groans] 220 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:15,350 Shawn, you'll never guess what happened. 221 00:09:15,383 --> 00:09:17,183 I know, I know, I talked to pops. 222 00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:18,316 Look, G, I'm sorry. 223 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,500 I didn't know when I told you to stand up 224 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:21,200 for yourself, you'd quit your job. 225 00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:24,223 [blowing a raspberry] Oh, pops schmops. 226 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,380 - Everything worked out fine, G. - Really? 227 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,270 Yeah, you'll never guess what your little brother 228 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,350 been up to, Shawn. Come on, come with me, G. 229 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:32,303 - Wait, hold on! Marlon! - Come on. 230 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:35,103 [instrumental music] 231 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,303 What the hell is this? 232 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,833 Grandma's old car. 233 00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:44,226 Why does it have Lionel Richie's old afro on top? 234 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:47,346 Well, you know how black people can't catch a cab in this city. 235 00:09:47,383 --> 00:09:49,123 Well, they can now. 236 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,200 Introducin'.. 237 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:52,133 ...Afro Pick-You-Up. 238 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:56,326 A cab company exclusively for the brotherman.. 239 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,130 ...not.. 240 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:59,326 ...the other man. 241 00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:11,296 It's a little dry. 242 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,333 Moisture on this brothers. 243 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,380 I'll have a small green salad. 244 00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:31,203 No dressing, no croutons.. 245 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,323 ...and a lemon wedge on the side. 246 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,323 [laughing] 247 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,250 Man, who are you kidding? 248 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:45,283 Benny, give me three hamburgers, everything on it. 249 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,830 Piece of cheese cake and a chocolate malt. 250 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:51,830 Hey, thanks, pops. 251 00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:53,126 You ain't gotta fake it in here, brother. 252 00:10:55,316 --> 00:10:57,346 What's wrong with you? 253 00:10:57,383 --> 00:10:59,373 That pit bull Clotworthy is killin' me. 254 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,830 I've been workin' double shifts, I feel like a dead man 255 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:04,326 I haven't seen Lisa all week. 256 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,100 Boy, pops, I tell you, this is hard. 257 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,383 Hard? You don't know hard. 258 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,150 Hard is feeling your way through a burning building. 259 00:11:11,183 --> 00:11:12,273 Grabbing a cryin' kid 260 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,170 and tossin' him across your shoulders. 261 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,300 Runnin' down three flights of stairs 262 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,283 with the, with the smoke burning your eyes 263 00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,366 and the flames licking your boots. 264 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,830 Pops, you did that? 265 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:22,366 Hell no! 266 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:25,230 That's firefighting 267 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,326 but that's hard. 268 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,660 You sure know a lot about jobs you've never done. 269 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,830 I know enough not to be a coal miner or a firefighter. 270 00:11:34,183 --> 00:11:38,333 Well, look what the cat dragged in! 271 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,170 Aha! Hello, little people. 272 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,370 Come to get your job back, huh, Marlon? 273 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,330 [laughing] 274 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:48,250 I laugh at you, old man. 275 00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:51,103 You and your little trailer park friends. 276 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:54,380 So what did you come here for? 277 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,300 I'm rich, baby, I just came to flaunt it. 278 00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:01,133 You mean, people actually ride around that Afro-Amero of yours? 279 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,996 Riding and tipping. 280 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,250 All that from the cab? 281 00:12:07,283 --> 00:12:10,333 Affirmative. You know, you laughed at me. 282 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,176 That was a bad move. 283 00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:14,116 Here you go. 284 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,370 Hey, Benny. 285 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,130 Here's a couple of bucks. 286 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,116 Go buy yourself some of that cologne you like 287 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,320 that, uh, Hai Karate. 288 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:25,000 Who would have believed your brother would become a success? 289 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,370 Look like I owe your mama 50 bucks. 290 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,000 Guess what, Marlon, after you left the diner 291 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,100 I started to think about how successful you are. 292 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,273 So I called up my boss and I told him somethin' 293 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,150 I should've told him a long time ago. 294 00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:41,353 You told him you and Lisa knocked boots 295 00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:44,163 in the back of the truck? 296 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,280 No, G, I quit my job. 297 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:48,096 I'm joinin' the Afro Pick-You-Up service with you. 298 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,383 - Youwhat? - Yeah, kid, yo! 299 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,370 You'd be real proud of me, man. 300 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,130 I called my boss straight up and I said 301 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,996 "Look, Mr. Clotworthy 302 00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:59,150 "you miserable, Bengay-smellin' 303 00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:03,003 "toupee-wearin', ignorant bum 304 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,230 "I...quit! 305 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,266 "Heh, that's right. 306 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,120 '"Say goodbye to the best thing' 307 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,230 "that ever happened to this 308 00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:11,326 doo-doo brown suit company. Ha!" 309 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,500 Shawn, you shouldn't have done that, man. 310 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,830 Why not, G? I'm your brother, man. 311 00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:19,156 Don't get greedy, share the wealth. 312 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,500 You want me to share the wealth? 313 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,130 - Yeah. - Alright, fine. 314 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,316 Here's everything I earned with my cab business. 315 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:28,380 A marble, a Buffalo nickel and a tooth? 316 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,160 But in the diner you told pop you were rich. 317 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,200 Yeah, well, I just wanted to make him 318 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,283 look bad in front of Benny. 319 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,826 God, man, what am I gonna do now? 320 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:42,826 Gosh! I'm never gonna find a job as good as the one at APS. 321 00:13:42,116 --> 00:13:43,366 What am I gonna do? 322 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,330 You can go into the cab business with me. 323 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:51,000 Boy, you didn't make two cents. How you gonna say that? 324 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,000 Well, that's 'cause I didn't have my college-educated 325 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,200 big brother with me. 326 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,503 Yeah, well, I mean.. 327 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,200 I am the one in the family with all the business smarts. 328 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:02,233 I have always wanted to open up my own company. 329 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:04,176 See? Just think, Shawn. 330 00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:06,116 This is our destiny, baby. 331 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,170 Me and you.. 332 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,300 ...entrepreneurs. 333 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,173 You know what? I think you got a point there, little brother. 334 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,150 I mean, with my brains.. 335 00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:16,233 ...and your.. 336 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:18,246 [laughing] 337 00:14:18,283 --> 00:14:20,253 ...and your car.. 338 00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:22,183 ...we can go nationwide. 339 00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:24,326 Yes! 340 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:25,100 There you go, partner. 341 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,223 - Yes! - Let's go get paid! 342 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,660 [Spanish music on stereo] 343 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,300 [singing in Spanish] 344 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,330 [turns off radio] 345 00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:48,246 [speaking in foreign language] 346 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:51,503 Si, el stupido. 347 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:52,170 We've been riding around for three hours 348 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,330 and no customers. 349 00:14:54,366 --> 00:14:57,176 That's 'cause we ain't go where the black people are. 350 00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:58,246 Marlon, we're in Harlem. 351 00:14:58,283 --> 00:15:01,333 Where you wanna go Zimbabwe? 352 00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,126 Well, look, let's just forget about 353 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,266 all the brothers and sisters 354 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,130 and let's just go pick up anybody. 355 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,246 Need I remind you that the idea of Afro Pick-You-Up 356 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,253 is to pick up the brotherman 357 00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:14,183 not the other man? 358 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,316 Need I remind you 359 00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:17,280 that we're two broke, jobless brothers 360 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,656 ridin' around in a four-door Afro? 361 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,000 Let's go try over by the port authority. 362 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:30,326 Look out, Midtown, we're crossing over, dudes! 363 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,220 'Whoa!' 364 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,300 Oh, look, there's a guy over there. Let's pick him up. 365 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,123 [screaming] 366 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:40,366 Hey, Mr. Executive, where to, fella? 367 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,320 Nowhere. I'm, I'm fine. 368 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,370 Oh, come on in, Caucasoid. 369 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,350 We're a legitimate cab company. 370 00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:49,163 Here. Here's our ID. 371 00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:55,333 No, thanks, I'm, I'm fine. 372 00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:57,096 I know what you're thinking. 373 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,273 You're thinking, "Two black guys 374 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,170 "in a cab with an afro on top? 375 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,130 Come on, not my cup of tea." 376 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,346 Look here, once you go black 377 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,833 you'll never go back. 378 00:16:09,116 --> 00:16:10,266 No, really, I-I'm not interested. 379 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,660 Come on, man, just get in. 380 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,230 Hey, we even got an old "Jet" magazine 381 00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:15,116 with Lola Falana as the centerfold. 382 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,300 You remember her from those hilarious "Bob Hope" specials? 383 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,283 Look, I-I'm not getting in the car. 384 00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,156 So just leave me alone, alright? 385 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,830 You're gonna get inside the cab. 386 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:28,116 - Get up in here. - Alright. 387 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,350 - So where to? - Nowhere! 388 00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:33,153 I live here, you idiots! 389 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:34,373 - Oh! - Okay. 390 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,116 Sorry about that! 391 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,130 Oh, man! 392 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,276 He stole our "Jet" magazine! 393 00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:43,326 Man, I tell you, those white guys 394 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,280 sure do love them some Lola Falanas. 395 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:47,366 Hey, look, that dude over there need a cab. 396 00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:55,253 So, mister, where to? 397 00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,123 Take me to the World Trade Center 398 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,130 and step on it! 399 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,830 Yes, sir. 400 00:17:02,116 --> 00:17:03,226 [engine cranking] 401 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:04,296 [clock ticking] 402 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,163 [sighs] 403 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,233 Hey. 404 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:09,996 What's that noise? 405 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,370 I don't know. 406 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,500 Hey, you hear that, mister? 407 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,220 What, that loud ticking? 408 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,330 Yeah. 409 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,100 No. No. I don't hear anything. 410 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,370 [sighs] 411 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,150 Shawn, it's such a beautiful night. 412 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,123 Let's take the long scenic route. 413 00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,380 Oh, no, no. No scenic route. 414 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,200 I'm in a big hurry. 415 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,283 - Hey, the ticking stopped. - Good. 416 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,200 Oh, no! Stop the car! 417 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,303 - Let me out now! - No. Hey, not here, G. 418 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,383 - This is a bad neighborhood. - I don't care. Let me out. 419 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,370 This isn't a good neighborhood, man! 420 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,280 (male 'What did my people do? I can't believe it!' 421 00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:44,246 Hey! That guy forgot to pay us. 422 00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:46,273 - 'Oh no!' - Ah, don't worry about it. 423 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,100 - You know what I always say. - 'Mm-hmm.' 424 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,383 (both) What goes around, comes around. 425 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,130 [explosion] 426 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:05,330 Four hours of nothin'. 427 00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:07,826 This is never gonna work, G. 428 00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:09,826 I'm going back to beg for my old job back. 429 00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:11,196 What? You're gonna quit? 430 00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:14,663 Come on, man, pop didn't raise no quitters, Shawn. 431 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,150 You know how we always say 432 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,333 "When the tough gets goin' 433 00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:19,166 you gotta kill two birds with one stone." 434 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,270 What do you say? 435 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,120 Onward, white man, ho! 436 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:34,126 Where to, sir? 437 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:38,996 Going to see Cath just one more time? 438 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:42,230 Goin' home to watch some re-runs of "Hee Haw?" 439 00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,496 Shut your freaking mouth 440 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,330 and mind your own freakin' business. 441 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,230 New Yorkers are so freakin' rude. 442 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,216 Oh, I got your freakin' rude. 443 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,370 - Aah! - Oh! Oh, my God! 444 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,350 - He's got a freakin' gun! - Oh! 445 00:18:58,383 --> 00:19:00,373 Shut the freak up! 446 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,160 And drive me to freakin' Canada. 447 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,350 Shawn, Canada, that's 300 miles! 448 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,153 Somethin' like that. 449 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:14,333 We're rich. We're rollin' in dough, baby! 450 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,160 ♪ We're in the money we're in the money ♪♪ 451 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,130 I'm not payin' you, you freakin' moron! 452 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,296 Will you shut up? You're gonna get us killed! 453 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:25,153 You're the one that wanted to pick a white guy. 454 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:26,173 Alright! 455 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,220 That's freakin' it! Get out! 456 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,350 What the freak are you talkin' about? 457 00:19:29,383 --> 00:19:31,333 We're in the middle of the freakin' street! 458 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:34,296 Get out of the freakin' car! 459 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,123 [both screaming] 460 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,370 [tires screeching] 461 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,180 [cars honking] 462 00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:43,496 Now, that's better. 463 00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:46,166 [screaming] 464 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,500 [crashes] 465 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:49,300 [instrumental music] 466 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,253 Damn! I'm all freaked out. 467 00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:55,663 Man, that was a freakin' nightmare. 468 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,270 Yo, Benny, where's pops? 469 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,170 Homeboy's chilling in the basement. 470 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,370 Could you go down there and get him, please? 471 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000 [speaking in foreign language] 472 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,320 I gotta call my boss and beg for my job back. 473 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:14,246 Yeah, hello, Mr. Clotworthy? 474 00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:16,123 Yeah, it's me, Shawn. 475 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,270 I'm just callin' because I heard somebody called you up 476 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,350 pretending to be me layin' a lot of insults on you. 477 00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:23,353 I just wanna let you know that I would never say 478 00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:26,503 nothin' like that. Oh, I love my job. 479 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,250 I would never even dream about quittin'. 480 00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:32,253 He said what? I would never say that you wear atoupee. 481 00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:35,303 I mean, everyone knows you wear hair plugs. 482 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,133 It's obvious. I mean, they're an inch apart. 483 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,120 Okay. Alright, then. 484 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,380 Well, then, I'll see you on Monday. 485 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,320 Alright, then. Peace. Take care. 486 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,500 What are you boys doing here? 487 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:48,320 Hey! What's up, pop? 488 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:50,370 Let me help you with that. 489 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,376 You know, pop, I was thinkin'. 490 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,380 Although I love bein' on my own and makin' all my money 491 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,230 I think it's better that.. 492 00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,826 ...I be back here with you. 493 00:21:00,116 --> 00:21:03,326 O-oh! The taxicab business went bust, huh? 494 00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:07,196 Yeah. I guess it's harder than I thought in the real world. 495 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,130 Welcome home, son. 496 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,996 - Thank you, pop. - 'Wait a minute.' 497 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,150 Hold up, hold up, before y'all get all lovey-dovey. 498 00:21:14,183 --> 00:21:16,323 Pops, Marlon is not comin' back to work for you 499 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,280 until you treat him like an adult. 500 00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:20,276 Don't worry, I'mma treat him well. 501 00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:22,126 And as for you, Marlon 502 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:25,366 you gotta treat this job like a responsible, young adult 503 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,370 because if you don't, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble 504 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,380 with me, you got it? 505 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,380 - Yes, Shawn. - Alright. 506 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,830 You know, pops, starting today 507 00:21:34,116 --> 00:21:36,146 I'mma be very responsible. 508 00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:40,303 [clanging] 509 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,253 - Responsibility. - Responsibility. 510 00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:45,003 (Marlon and Shawn) Responsibility. 511 00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,130 - Responsibility. - Alright. 512 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,156 [dishes clanging] 513 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,380 [instrumental music] 514 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,660 [sighs] Benny, this is hard. Ah! 515 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,330 (Benny) You think, this is hard? 516 00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:04,366 [speaking in foreign language] 517 00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:18,663 You did all that? 518 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:22,170 Hell no! That's pig farming, but that's hard. 519 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,173 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon, say cheese.