1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:04,213 [Steve Mason's "Water Bored"] 2 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:05,839 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,634 - ♪ This is how you do it... ♪ 4 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:12,179 - On the plus side, it still fits. 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,599 - I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again. 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,894 - There he is. Welcome back. 7 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,021 - Thank you, sir. Happy to be here. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,940 Ready to ace my second chance. 9 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,816 It's just... [sighs] 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,818 Are the long sleeves necessary? 11 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,780 - You fell as far as you could without getting bounced. 12 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,323 You have to earn your way back to short sleeves. 13 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,076 - I know it's a bummer, 14 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,954 but I'm excited to have you back on patrol... 15 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,789 for a little while. 16 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,582 - So what's happening? 17 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,794 Am I riding solo, or are you pairing me with someone? 18 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,588 - It's--it's not really my call to make. 19 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,507 - But you know the answer. 20 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,842 - I should really let Tim tell you. 21 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:54,596 - But you won't, because UCs have a blood bond of honesty 22 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,598 that will last until the apocalypse. 23 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,225 So spill it. 24 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,352 - I'm just the messenger. 25 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,770 - I don't understand. 26 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,647 - Well, you won't be riding with me anymore. 27 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,647 - Then who? 28 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,816 - You're gonna be training Penn. 29 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,401 - Are you kidding? 30 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,194 - Not only do I have to go back into the suck 31 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,946 that is uniformed police work... 32 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,448 - Not only do I have to walk a high-wire act to perfection 33 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,659 every minute of the day for the next six months, 34 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,661 I'm getting paired with a training officer 35 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,413 so legendarily cantankerous, 36 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,498 she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers? 37 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,917 - I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon 38 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,837 who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons? 39 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,714 - Yes. - Yes. 40 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:33,176 - ♪ Whoa ♪ 41 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,137 ♪ I'm gonna win for you ♪ 42 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,764 ♪ Like I know you want me to do ♪ 43 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,226 - And you heard the mechanic say 44 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,312 that he would get it done today? 45 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,522 He said those actual words? - Yes. 46 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,316 - Even though last time, it took him over a week 47 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,900 to order the parts? 48 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,945 - Hey, I put the fear of God in him, okay? 49 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,156 It'll be done by 5:00. - Oh. 50 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:57,117 - Luna, my savior. Room 314 is imploding. 51 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,160 - Of course it is. 52 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,661 I knew we were in trouble 53 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,705 as soon as the third estranged child showed up. 54 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,498 [laughter] 55 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,334 - I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia 56 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,252 and therapy for the rest of them. 57 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,919 - I'm sure they'll get right on that. 58 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,505 - Mm-hmm. - [chuckles] 59 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,466 I don't think we've met. - Right. 60 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,801 Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade. 61 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,595 - Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you. 62 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,013 I don't think I've seen you around here before. 63 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,473 - Yeah, just started a couple months ago. 64 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,266 Spent the last five years working 65 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,518 for Doctors Without Borders. - Noble. 66 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,896 - It's nothing compared to what you do every day. 67 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,773 I'm doing assessments. 68 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:30,734 If 314 asks for me, tell them I got carried off by a twister. 69 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,278 - [laughs] 70 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,530 - Um, nice guy. 71 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,491 - He makes us all look like underachievers. 72 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,784 - Mm. 73 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,036 - Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in, 74 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,538 which you should probably go do now, 75 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,291 or else he's gonna blame us for not getting it finished today. 76 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,335 [chuckles] Mm. 77 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,009 [car beeps] 78 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,807 [engine turning over] 79 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,017 [The Teskey Brothers' "Carry You" plays on stereo] 80 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,520 - ♪ Too far gone ♪ 81 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,146 - ♪ Ooh ♪ 82 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,900 - ♪ I'll just keep running ♪ 83 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,735 ♪ To carry you on ♪ 84 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,446 ♪ Oh ♪ 85 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,616 ♪ ♪ 86 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,451 - Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how 87 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,328 to train Miles going forward. - Keep 'em. 88 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,080 You both had your chance. - Nyla-- 89 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,290 - What are you gonna tell me that I don't already know? 90 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,084 He's a cowboy because he's insecure? 91 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,294 That--that was clear to some of us on day one. 92 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,838 Now he is a hot mess 93 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,632 who's gonna hit the streets so scared to make a mistake 94 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,510 that he will panic-freeze the second the adrenaline hits. 95 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,846 So, no, I will chart my own course. 96 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,682 Thank you. 97 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,852 - [sighs] - I think she's got it handled. 98 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:50,230 [elevator bell dings] 99 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,150 Morning. - What? 100 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,694 - I said good morning. Did you mean to get off here? 101 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,821 - Um... 102 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,406 no, task force floor. 103 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,408 I'm sorry, I'm just a little distracted. 104 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,743 - Everything okay? - [sighs] 105 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,163 Yeah. Yeah, uh, I don't know. 106 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,667 I found this in Luna's car, 107 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,919 and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses. 108 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,963 - That doesn't necessarily mean anything. 109 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,339 - No, of course not. 110 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,757 - I'm--I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. 111 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,594 - Yeah, yeah. 112 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,929 Just, um, you ever just, uh-- [elevator bell dings] 113 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,641 Never mind. 114 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,268 - Sir, if I may. 115 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,770 There's two paths you can take here. 116 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,897 The first is... 117 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,398 talk to your wife. 118 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,067 Odds are there's a very simple explanation. 119 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,653 The second is... 120 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:39,946 you know, snoop. 121 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,574 I highly recommend the first. 122 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,367 - Thank you. 123 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,294 - Just had to see me, or is there a problem? 124 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,129 - Your mom. - [sighs] 125 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,422 Now what did she do? 126 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,799 - Well, have you not been following our group chat? 127 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,176 - No, I muted that thing 128 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,928 the second you set it up for the three of us. 129 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,012 - Tim. - I know. 130 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,806 I have a problem with communication. 131 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,098 - This is not funny. 132 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,267 Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour, 133 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,603 and you're being radio silent, so I have to answer. 134 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,730 - No, you really don't. - Uh-- 135 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,107 - You don't. It's not your job to fill the silence. 136 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,235 In fact, the sooner you stop, 137 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,237 the sooner she'll abandon the thread 138 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,988 and stop sending blurry pictures 139 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,241 of relationship quizzes from ancient "Cosmo" magazines 140 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,700 she has lying around. 141 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,495 - So you are following the thread. 142 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,789 - I may have seen one or two. - Mm-hmm. 143 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,207 - I'll text her, okay? 144 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,042 It's not your weight to carry. 145 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,003 She's my mom. - Okay. Thank you. 146 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,256 That's all I ask. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,259 [energetic music] 148 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,636 ♪ ♪ 149 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,639 - Oh, howdy, Detective Harper. 150 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,016 Uh, I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you. 151 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,269 - You want your nickname to be "Ass Kisser"? 152 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,271 - No, ma'am. - Then rethink your approach. 153 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,648 [sniffs] - Yes, ma'am. 154 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,150 [grunting] 155 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,443 - So what is your goal 156 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,487 for the next six months of training? 157 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,947 - Learn from my mistakes. 158 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,908 Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle. 159 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,119 - So play it safe? 160 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,621 - I'm one screwup away from getting bounced. 161 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,874 What am I supposed to do? 162 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:21,673 ♪ ♪ 163 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:27,304 - Okay, so here's how today is gonna go. 164 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,682 You are the TO. I am the rookie. 165 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,225 - I don't understand. 166 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,603 - You will teach me the job as if I were a day-one rookie 167 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,563 and take the lead on every call we get, 168 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,064 and at the end of shift, 169 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,775 I will decide whether you are worth my effort. 170 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:44,654 - Yes, ma'am-- or should I say "Boot"? 171 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,615 I'm just gonna stick with ma'am. 172 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,074 - Mm-hmm. [engine turning over] 173 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,744 [car horn honks] - This is nice. 174 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,829 You know, back together again, without the pressure 175 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,331 of being evaluated. 176 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:58,710 I can really let my freak flag fly. 177 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:02,756 No, no, not--not that I have one, like, a freak flag. 178 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,008 Like, no--no hidden freak agenda over here. 179 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,468 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 180 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,179 - Don't worry. Your freak-ret's safe with me. 181 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,598 - Wait, what? Oh, I see. 182 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,726 No, no, but seriously, I have no freak-rets. 183 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:18,939 - 7-Adam-15, 2-11 at 47163 San Vicente. 184 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,941 - Copy that. Show us responding. 185 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,067 Hit it, super freak. 186 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,195 [siren wailing] 187 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,657 [funky music] 188 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:32,953 ♪ ♪ 189 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,793 [tense music] 190 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:46,549 ♪ ♪ 191 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,218 Police! 192 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,722 Police! 193 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,445 Police. - Is it over? 194 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,241 - Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you? 195 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,159 - We were just in the middle of filming 196 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,245 when two guys with guns came in, 197 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,497 stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up. 198 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,582 - Okay, filming what? - Minion erotica. 199 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,001 - Zac, not the time. - Sorry. 200 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,002 - It's called Dropout TV. 201 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,796 We do shows based around improv comedy. 202 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,256 I own the company. - Oh, there he goes. 203 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,674 He owns the place. He owns the place. 204 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,008 - Anna-- 205 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,510 - There's, like, a weird power dynamic, 206 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,386 but we're friends, but he's our boss. 207 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,888 - Jacob, you guys act like I'm obsessed with myself. 208 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,724 - Okay, can we just stay on track? 209 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,268 - Doubtful. Sorry, no. Sorry. We won't. 210 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,186 - Right, I think the path forward here 211 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,855 is to take witness statements from each of them... 212 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,106 separately. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,067 - And you can put your hands down. 214 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,277 - Oh, thank God. - Whew. 215 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,945 - All right, in your own words, 216 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,947 just tell me what happened. - Wow, okay, yeah. 217 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,949 Um, I first got into comedy 218 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,660 after being bullied in middle school. 219 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,079 - Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place? 220 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,748 - Your Honor, let the record show 221 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,833 that it could not have been me, for I was at the studio 222 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,585 when the crime occurred. - Well, this isn't a courtroom. 223 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,295 You're a witness, not a suspect. 224 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,671 - I could have committed the crime. 225 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,381 I could have been, you know, like, colluding. 226 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,591 - Were you? 227 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,092 - I thought you said I wasn't a suspect. 228 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,802 Okay, you're making me nervous. I did the crime. 229 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,429 No, I didn't. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. 230 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,681 - Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage we shot today. 231 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,349 I probably did some of my best, 232 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:19,893 most important work of my career. 233 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,103 My Dame Judi Butthole bit killed. 234 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,480 - Did the suspects have accents 235 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,940 or any distinctive vocal qualities? 236 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,860 - Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like... 237 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,070 [British accent] Hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham! 238 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,322 I'm here to rob your place! 239 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,324 [normal voice] Or--or maybe he was, uh... 240 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,159 [Appalachian accent] An Appalachian hillbilly 241 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,203 with a sinus infection. 242 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,746 - I promise to answer your question, 243 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,414 but can I just ask you something first? 244 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,415 - No. - Okay. 245 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,000 So I just need, like, a regular, 246 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,418 not-funny person's opinion of this. 247 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,337 Like, which version is funnier? 248 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,339 A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, 249 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,840 but he's holding in a sneeze, 250 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,425 or a guy who's giving a eulogy, 251 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,511 but he's being attacked by invisible egrets? 252 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,387 And don't answer yet. I have to show you. 253 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,264 - [imitating Dracula] Perhaps he was a vampire... 254 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,058 [with Australian accent] From Down Under... 255 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,268 [imitating Dracula] Who, uh-- who has really bad anxiety. 256 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,938 I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared. 257 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,232 - Oh, it's kind of coming back to me. 258 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,358 - The suspect's license plate? 259 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,276 - No, my Dame Judi Butthole bit. 260 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,487 Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me? 261 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,365 Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me. 262 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,075 - And then I started Dropout TV. 263 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,619 What was your question again? - [breathes deeply] 264 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,579 - Hey, hi. I don't know how helpful this is, 265 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,581 but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet 266 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,667 when they were robbing the control room. 267 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,086 - Wait, I know you. Uh, you're the drone kid! 268 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,880 Dax. Dan. - Dash, but close enough. 269 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,341 - He let you use the drone? He straight up told me no. 270 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,260 - Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard 271 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,428 doing yoga for blackmail purposes. 272 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,222 Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting? 273 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,182 - We have HR? - We had an HR meeting? 274 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,643 - I need a background check on Mark Wyatt. 275 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,353 - I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom. 276 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,814 - Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to LA. 277 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,899 My mom always wanted to be a hand model, 278 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,026 which is going as well as you would expect. 279 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,778 So I got a part-time job with these lunatics-- 280 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,405 lovely people-- 281 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,323 while, uh, I wait to graduate high school. 282 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,576 - Our suspect, Mark Wyatt, has priors-- 283 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,328 assault and for public nudity. - At the same time? 284 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,372 What would that look like? - I've been thinking about it. 285 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,708 I feel like-- - No, no, no, it's katanas. 286 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,169 - All right, we're gonna go pick him up, 287 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,421 and we'll be in touch. 288 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,756 Lots of luck. 289 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,967 - [grunting] - Pew, pew! 290 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:23,641 - Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop. 291 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,894 [police scanner whirs and squeals] 292 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,438 Why'd you do that? 293 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,773 - Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer 294 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,400 would listen to a police scanner 295 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,735 and not just wait for dispatch calls? 296 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,737 - I guess. 297 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,989 - When evaluating a rookie, a training officer 298 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,491 wants to see how they respond to different scenarios. 299 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,411 With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, 300 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:46,497 the calls they choose can be illustrative. 301 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,667 - Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway. 302 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,336 He's shooting! Watch out! He's running! 303 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,171 Foot pursuit! Heading east on Benedict! 304 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,423 - Add us to that call. Mm. 305 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,551 [indistinct chatter over police radio] 306 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,763 Trainee, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call? 307 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,182 - Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes. 308 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,976 A shots-fired call means that every available unit 309 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,520 in the area will respond. 310 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,482 As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action 311 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,484 and be tasked with looking for shell casings 312 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,862 in the hot sun for the next five hours. 313 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:21,449 - Right. I mean, uh, good answer. 314 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,243 Let's look for a closer call. 315 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,745 - All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust. 316 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,288 2-11 in progress. 317 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,832 - Bank robbery. Hot damn, we're taking that one, right? 318 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,834 - Yes, sir. Although-- - A-although what? 319 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,379 - A thoughtful TO might inform his rookie 320 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,590 that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes. 321 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,926 And given our proximity and the units that are closer, 322 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,804 it might be prudent to focus 323 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,975 on the bank robber's possible escape route and intercept. 324 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,768 - In case they manage to get away 325 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,187 before police arrive--smart. 326 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,731 - So the route they would take to escape would be... 327 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,693 - They would head for the 10/110 freeway exchange 328 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,112 and try to get lost in the chaos of Los Angeles traffic. 329 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,406 - Which means that they would have to drive up... 330 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,032 - Georgia Street. 331 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,327 [siren wailing] 332 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,330 [energetic music] 333 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:13,710 ♪ ♪ 334 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,337 [tires screech] 335 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,551 Hands! Show me your hands! 336 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:25,847 - [whimpering] Ple--please. 337 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,433 [continues whimpering] 338 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,977 Please help. I think she's dying. 339 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,480 [sirens approaching] 340 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,190 I think she's dying. 341 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,031 - Okay, we have two GSW victims. 342 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,867 Patient number one, GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen, 343 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,785 now grossly distended and firm. 344 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,746 Critically unstable, recommend OR, stat. 345 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,081 - I'll stay with them. - Sounds right. 346 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,292 Are you investigating this one? - No, we are. 347 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,170 - That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective. 348 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,756 I'm just a lowly patrol officer. 349 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,884 - You're still a detective, but I get your point. 350 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,344 Did either of them mention the third bank robber? 351 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,680 - Uh, no. I didn't realize there was one. 352 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,307 - Yeah, security guard said there were three of them, 353 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,600 all masked and armed. 354 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,435 Third robber disappeared when the shooting started. 355 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,437 Must have laid low as the other two escaped, 356 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,397 then snuck away into the chaos afterwards. 357 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,857 We're pulling security footage now. 358 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,486 Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off. 359 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,945 How's your rookie? 360 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,198 - Mm, I don't know yet. 361 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,408 - You know you can't bounce him from the program, right? 362 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,535 - What? I was looking forward to it. 363 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,704 - He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla. 364 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,915 You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol. 365 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,625 Firing a rookie would be seen as a loss, 366 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,877 and you can't give IA reason to punish you more 367 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,004 or, worse, fire you. 368 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,674 [Grey sighs] - Oh, Lieutenant. 369 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,551 - Hey. Um, are you all right? 370 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,178 I mean, other than the uniform. 371 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,305 - Yeah, we caught two bank-robbery suspects. 372 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,140 Penn is in there watching over them 373 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,517 while they get prepped for surgery. 374 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,185 - You here to see Luna? 375 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,269 - Yeah, I'm gonna take her out to lunch. 376 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,480 - Oh, that's sweet. - That's sweet. 377 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,107 [chuckles] - Well, yeah. 378 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,651 Excuse me. 379 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,362 [laughter] 380 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,572 [dramatic music] 381 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,282 Luna. 382 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,326 - Hey, what are you doing here? 383 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,328 - Thought I'd take my wife to lunch. 384 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,831 - Oh, that's so sweet, but Oliver 385 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,500 is about to do his assessments, and I accompany 386 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,752 in case any patient-advocate questions come up. 387 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,003 - You can join us, 388 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,005 but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids 389 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,550 than a normal person wants to see in a day. 390 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,677 - You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day. 391 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,554 - Good point. 392 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,389 - I shouldn't be too late. 393 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,307 Why don't we go to dinner? 394 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,725 - Don't make a date you can't keep. 395 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,310 - I can keep it. 396 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,937 - Are you sure? - Yes. 397 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,730 - All right, good. 398 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,692 - It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch. 399 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,279 - Um, look, Luna, um-- [elevator bell dings] 400 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,364 - Hey, we--we need help. 401 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,158 - Let me guess. You're glued together. 402 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,118 - You say that like it happens a lot. 403 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,327 - More than you know. 404 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,996 - Did you drive here like that? 405 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,539 - Well, we didn't take the bus. 406 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,459 - Hey, I can't help but to notice 407 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,295 by the position of your hands that you were engaged 408 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,006 in a domestic dispute gone sticky. 409 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,299 - No, no, no, no. 410 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,719 Um, she was just caressing my face. 411 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,345 - While you choked her? 412 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,098 - Uh, not all choking is nonconsensual. 413 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,683 - Huh. - I'm gonna go get the doctor. 414 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,561 - Wait, wait, wait, um-- 415 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,190 - Please tell me there is not glue on your hand. 416 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,358 - I wish that I could. - [sighs] 417 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,361 [upbeat music] 418 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:31,115 ♪ ♪ 419 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,868 [knock on window] 420 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:37,121 [distant buzzer blares] 421 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,335 [blinds whirring] 422 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,589 - [clicks tongue, grunts] [line trilling] 423 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,383 [cell phone vibrating] 424 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,887 - Why can't you just come in here? 425 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,513 - Because I'm mad at you. 426 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,098 It's not enough that I have a busy day, 427 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,850 I have to run damage control on your dysfunction? 428 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,852 - I was trying to take my mom off your plate. 429 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,313 - By telling her to not contact me? 430 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,648 I want to have a relationship with your mother, 431 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,692 but not whatever this has become. 432 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,654 - All right, I'll text her. - No. Hey, come on, please. 433 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,571 Call her today, okay? 434 00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,449 An actual human conversation. 435 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,453 [mouthing words] 436 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,121 - Later. 437 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,500 - [scoffs] 438 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,919 - I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday. 439 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,963 - Oh, convenient timing, 440 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,339 given we found it at the scene 441 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,216 of an armed robbery this morning. 442 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,094 - Convenient is such lazy framing. 443 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,430 The universe is an infinitely complicated place. 444 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,474 You know, you show your ignorance 445 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,309 acting like coincidences are impossible. 446 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,562 The sheer amount of things happening on a single day 447 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,855 number in the sextillions. 448 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,774 - Okay, that's a made-up number. 449 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,485 - No, it's not. A sextillion is a thousand trillion. 450 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,946 And given that the world is populated 451 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,656 with over 8 billion people, 452 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:57,159 I'm probably way underestimating. 453 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,578 No, I'm definitely underestimating. 454 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,748 There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world. 455 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,294 That's over one billion per person. 456 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,255 So, given that scale, me losing a wallet, 457 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,257 a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it 458 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,259 at a crime scene isn't unlikely. 459 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,094 Statistically, it's almost a given. 460 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,263 - Well, we're still gonna put you in a lineup 461 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,390 and see if the victims can identify you. 462 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,475 - That's fair. 463 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,395 - How many of that, uh-- quintillion?-- 464 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,315 quintillion insects are spiders? 465 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,483 - Oh, at least a quadrillion. 466 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,736 There's 53,000 species 467 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,904 on every continent except Antarctica. 468 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,990 - I might have to move to Antarctica. 469 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,742 - Not today, though, right? - No. 470 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:41,120 Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery. 471 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,165 [upbeat music] 472 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:48,127 ♪ ♪ 473 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,421 - Hmm, it's just like the movies... 474 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,923 - Yeah. - With as much diversity. 475 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,759 - Check, test. 476 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,678 All right, we are about to show you a lineup of six men. 477 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,014 The person or persons involved in the robbery 478 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,558 may or may not be among them. 479 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,852 Afterwards, I'm going to ask you, individually, 480 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,228 if you recognize anyone. 481 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,564 But do not compare notes 482 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,317 and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other. 483 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,985 Do you understand? - Yes, Daddy. 484 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,823 - Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro 485 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,867 that speaks about himself in the third person, 486 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,661 and he probably kisses his immediate family on the mouth. 487 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,953 [laughter] 488 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,747 - Smoochy! - Okay, wait. 489 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,832 But number three is sort of giving, like, hey, I'm Chad. 490 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,293 I completely misunderstood the message of "Fight Club," 491 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,878 and I don't understand why my Native American 492 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,421 Halloween costume's so offensive. 493 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,632 - Number five looks like he spends 494 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,509 his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder. 495 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,303 It's not drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house. 496 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,805 - Okay, guys, let's try to focus. 497 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,515 I mean, this should be fairly easy. 498 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,643 Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not? 499 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,687 - Well, they were all wearing masks, 500 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,189 but these guys are the same basic size. 501 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,817 - You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice 502 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,027 that yelled at us. - Yeah. 503 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,407 - Number one, could you please repeat the phrase? 504 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,076 - [sighs] Shut up and get on the ground. 505 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,869 - Okay, I'm unimpressed with the performance. 506 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,329 Could use a little more pizzazz. 507 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,081 - I don't want to give a line read, 508 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,624 but there's, like, a hundred guys in LA 509 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,084 that could do a better job than that. 510 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,752 - So question-- 511 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,712 can you just sort of make them say whatever you want? 512 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,673 - No, they're only gonna say what was said at the robbery. 513 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,175 - [inhales sharply] You guys thinking what I'm thinking? 514 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,927 - Contestant number one, can you please recite 515 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,971 Tommy Lee Jones's speech from "The Fugitive?" 516 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,347 - No, contestant number-- 517 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,516 suspect number one, you do not have to do that. 518 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,184 - I would like it if you did. - No one's asking. 519 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,728 - I would like it if you did. - I'll do it. 520 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,229 - [gasps] - Yes. 521 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,273 - I love "The Fugitive." - [smooches] 522 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,567 - The floor's all yours. 523 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,069 - What I want out of each and every one of you 524 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,697 is a hard-target search of every gas station, 525 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:44,076 residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, 526 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,454 and doghouse in that area. 527 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,789 - He's really good. - That's really good. 528 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,416 - Bravo! - Yeah. 529 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,793 - That was really good. [indistinct chatter] 530 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,879 - Can we see a chemistry read between four and two? 531 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,547 - Okay, okay, okay. 532 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,300 Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery? 533 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,843 - I mean, if we say yes, 534 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,428 can we get them to say more weird stuff? 535 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,762 - No. - Can we make them kiss? 536 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,264 - Ooh, can we make them kiss? 537 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,183 - Can we see a kiss between four and two? 538 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,435 - That would equal six. - Ooh! 539 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,187 - That's odd. 540 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,397 Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone. 541 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,899 Do you remember the brand you used? 542 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:15,900 - Nope. - Yes. 543 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,445 Uh, I-I think it was like an-- 544 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,571 an acetone-resistant... - Resistant-- 545 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,989 - Blend. 546 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,033 Heavy-duty stuff. - Yeah. 547 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,951 - I can't really remember the exact name. 548 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,745 - Well, surgery is a last resort, 549 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,247 but without identifying the exact adhesive you used, 550 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,999 I'm not sure how else to proceed. 551 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,501 Can someone go by your house and get it? 552 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,211 - Uh, no. 553 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,213 Not--not really. - I'm happy to do it. 554 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,590 Give me your address. - No, that's not necessary. 555 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,425 - It's super nice, though. - Oh, my God, the nicest. 556 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,178 Thank you, um, but we just-- we couldn't ask that of you. 557 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,931 - Listen up. You are glued to my wife. 558 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,683 The only person that's supposed to touch her this long is me, 559 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,352 so give me your address... 560 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,479 unless there's something at your house 561 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,523 you don't want me to see. 562 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,734 Something that has to do with this, perhaps? 563 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,404 - I swear I don't know what that is. 564 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,031 - It's a firing pin for a handgun. 565 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,783 - Oh, my God. - Crazy. 566 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,910 - The question is, why are the two of you 567 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,079 covered with them? 568 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,793 - So Finley is out of surgery. 569 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,462 We should be able to talk to her soon, 570 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,048 but the, uh--the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table. 571 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,716 - Damn. 572 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,802 Hard way to learn not to rob a bank 573 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,012 with a former Green Beret working as a security guard. 574 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,264 - Yeah. 575 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,015 - Hey, as my rookie, 576 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,934 shouldn't you be doing the paperwork? 577 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,564 Yeah, had to give it a shot. - Mm-hmm. 578 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,232 - All right, I requested an officer 579 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,525 to come watch over Finley. 580 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,485 We should get back out on patrol. 581 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,237 - Actually, we have been asked to take a first run 582 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,864 at interviewing Finley. 583 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,241 Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, 584 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,535 trying to figure out how the third robber escaped. 585 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,537 - And as her former partner-- 586 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:54,039 fu--future partner, yeah, um-- 587 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,791 she trusts your detective skills. 588 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,001 - Exactly. 589 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,752 And unfortunately for you, 590 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:02,339 I still need my TO to show me how it's done. 591 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,592 - Not to break the fourth wall here, 592 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,677 but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects, 593 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,638 and I'm not. 594 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,725 - Only way to become an expert is to do the work. 595 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,351 And as someone whose instincts 596 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,604 are to turn everything up to an 11, 597 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,064 I am curious to see how you handle something 598 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,318 that requires nuance and delicacy. 599 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,654 [upbeat music] 600 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:29,325 ♪ ♪ 601 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,784 - Hey. - Hey. 602 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,495 - How long's she been awake? - Couple minutes. 603 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,831 - Anyone tell her about her partner? 604 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,334 - I know I didn't. 605 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,503 - Can I ask you one question? - Sure. 606 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,632 - What's the worst mistake I can make in there? 607 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,760 - Don't make it a competition-- you versus her. 608 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,553 You guys are on the same side. 609 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,138 - Yes, ma'am, got it. Thanks. 610 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,645 Finley, I'm Officer Penn. 611 00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,438 This is Detective Harper. 612 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,941 We brought you in. - Yeah, I remember. 613 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,817 [breathes deeply] How's Ava? 614 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,362 No one will tell me. 615 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,155 - I'm sorry, but... 616 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,865 she didn't survive the surgery. 617 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,367 She had lost too much blood. 618 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,372 - No. 619 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,748 [voice breaking] No. 620 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,959 Why did he have to shoot her? 621 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,795 He didn't have to shoot her. Our guns weren't real. 622 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,755 - But they looked real. 623 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,883 People were terrified. - [crying] 624 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,594 It's not fair. She only did it because of me. 625 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,433 - Why? 626 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:39,436 I've seen your history. It's spotless. 627 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,480 I couldn't even dream of getting into Stanford. 628 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,400 - [scoffs] Be grateful. 629 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,861 You want to know why we robbed that bank? 630 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:51,156 I am $200,000 in debt, 631 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,158 and that's after spending the last three years 632 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,952 trying to pay off the loan. 633 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,913 It's higher now than it was when I started. 634 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:01,125 What hope did we have at a happy life together, 635 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,878 working two jobs just to barely stay above water? 636 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,506 - Listen, I get it. 637 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,758 I lived in my car until a few months ago. 638 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,343 Debt is no joke. 639 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,262 And it could impact how the DA's office 640 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:16,473 decides to prosecute you. 641 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,518 But if you want any hope of leniency--any-- 642 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,770 you need to tell us who your other partner was 643 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,647 in the robbery. - It was just me and Ava. 644 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,108 - We know that there was a third person that got away. 645 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,818 We're gonna find them eventually. 646 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,029 - But you have an opportunity to help yourself here. 647 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,823 I strongly urge you take it. 648 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,659 - I don't deserve help. 649 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,746 Ava's dead because of me. 650 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,789 [sniffles] 651 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:44,084 [somber music] 652 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,045 - Hey, what are you doing here? 653 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,255 - Hey, uh, Dropout guys made me drive them. 654 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:51,800 Something about a lineup. - Right, but they left. 655 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,802 - Are you kidding? 656 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,263 That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys. 657 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,681 Okay. - Sorry. 658 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,142 Can your mom pick you up? - Yeah, I can call her. 659 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,311 Did they help you at all with the line-- 660 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,979 No, stupid question. 661 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,315 Those guys would have gone down with the "Titanic" 662 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,067 because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra 663 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,568 to get on a lifeboat. 664 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,570 - Look, don't take this the wrong way, 665 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,572 but why do you work with those guys? 666 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,324 - They pay me surprisingly well. 667 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,617 - Uh, Nolan? Sorry. 668 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,410 Are you free? - Yeah, I can be. 669 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,120 I'll see you later? - Yep. 670 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,413 - All right. 671 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,831 - So Grey just called. 672 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,834 Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple 673 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,587 who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns. 674 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,589 The judge just signed off on a warrant 675 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,341 for us to go inside and take a look at their house. 676 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,176 - While they remain glued to Luna? 677 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,053 - That's gonna have to be our secondary assignment-- 678 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,846 identifying the adhesive they've been using 679 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,348 to assemble the ghost guns 680 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,099 so we can get them all separated. 681 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,684 - And who are these people? 682 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,895 - Uh, Poppy and Jasper Waterson. 683 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,855 Neither of them have a criminal record, 684 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,066 but at one point or another, they've both filed 685 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,859 restraining orders against each other. 686 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,778 I checked out their social media. 687 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,071 They are both gun enthusiasts, 688 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,572 obviously in a toxic relationship, 689 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,324 who share an inability to think things through. 690 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,575 - Wow. - Yeah. 691 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,327 - Today is an odd one. - Right? Wait, why? 692 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,787 What's going on with you? 693 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,956 - Oh, I can't even explain, not without crying. 694 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,959 Juarez, we're on the move. - Coming. Whew. 695 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,211 I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go. 696 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,963 His girlfriend corroborated his story 697 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,798 of him losing his wallet yesterday. 698 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,592 And he was very understanding about our confusion 699 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,427 and happy to get his wallet back 700 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,012 once we had it fingerprinted, yeah. 701 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,014 - Mm. Hey, uh, you want to ride with me? 702 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,684 - Ooh. Can I? 703 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,478 - Traitor. - [chuckles] 704 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,777 - So did he call his mom? - I don't know. 705 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,821 I don't think so. 706 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,198 I don't have much confidence that even if he does, 707 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,284 it'll make things better. - Mm. 708 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,452 - Okay, we're coming up to it. 709 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,037 It's... 710 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,458 Oh. 711 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,420 You know what? Let's, uh-- let's back up a little bit. 712 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,214 [distant dog barking] 713 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,557 - What's up? 714 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,517 - Three guys are moving stuff out of that green house 715 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,977 around the corner. 716 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:10,772 [indistinct chatter] 717 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,525 - And by stuff, you mean guns? - Among other things. 718 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,485 - So do we want to go right at them 719 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,779 or try something more subtle? 720 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,907 - A little bit of both? 721 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,659 [energetic music] 722 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:29,708 ♪ ♪ 723 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,594 [engine revving, siren whoops] 724 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:41,970 - On the ground! 725 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,389 Step away from the van! 726 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,475 On the ground, arms and legs spread. 727 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,186 ♪ ♪ 728 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,521 - That could not have worked out better. 729 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:56,151 ♪ ♪ 730 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,528 Looks like we found our adhesive. 731 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,489 - Ooh, I-I wouldn't touch that. - Good idea. 732 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,074 - Hey, guys, I got this out here. 733 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,408 Go inside. 734 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,202 Clear the house. [camera shutter clicks] 735 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,412 - Nolan sent a photo of the glue. 736 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,580 - Thank God. 737 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,832 - Oh, did he, uh-- did he see anything else 738 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,335 while he was there? 739 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:16,338 - Hey, I just got the exact epoxy that they used. 740 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:18,882 - Great. Uh, let's see... 741 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,303 - Um... [sighs] 742 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,972 Um, by the way, earlier in the day, 743 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,015 I found these in the bathroom. 744 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,309 You wouldn't happen to know who they belong to, would you? 745 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,853 - Yeah, I've been looking everywhere for these. 746 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:36,024 Where'd you say you found them? - Um, out in the hall. 747 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,943 [sighs] 748 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,946 [somber music] 749 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,572 ♪ ♪ 750 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,574 - Finley! - Grandma? 751 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,076 - Finley! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 752 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,786 You can't go there. You can't go in there. 753 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,037 - The hell I can't. 754 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,998 You're gonna have to shoot me to stop me. 755 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,582 - Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second. 756 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,334 Your granddaughter has been arrested 757 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,502 for a very serious crime. 758 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,504 - My granddaughter has also been shot. 759 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,339 And I am the only family she's got, 760 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,508 so you are gonna let me into that room. 761 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,635 - Yes, ma'am, we-- we can do that. 762 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,345 But I need you to do something for me. 763 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,139 Finley can help herself by telling us 764 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,765 the truth about what happened. 765 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,350 - Finley needs a lawyer. 766 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,186 I've got one on the way. Now let me see her. 767 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,355 - Of course, but Detective Harper 768 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,566 is gonna pat you down and hold on to your purse. 769 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,860 - Whatever. - Arms up. 770 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,696 [dramatic music] 771 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,698 [zipper opens] 772 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:29,745 ♪ ♪ 773 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,748 - [sobbing] - [sighs] 774 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:35,542 ♪ ♪ 775 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,836 - Ava's dead. 776 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,213 [sobs] - What? 777 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:44,843 Oh, baby, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 778 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,595 - What's going on? 779 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,264 - Uh, Finley's grandma just got here. 780 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,349 - Great, I don't need to make a separate trip. 781 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,185 When the feds finished processing the prints 782 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,145 from the bank, one set stood out, 783 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,273 although the last bank she robbed was in 1983. 784 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,317 - Get out. Finley's mawmaw? 785 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,277 - Yeah, she did a nickel for it. 786 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,613 Got out and never robbed another bank. 787 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,656 - Until today. 788 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,451 [handcuffs click] 789 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:11,661 Maeve. 790 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:16,625 [Finley sobbing] 791 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,293 - It's all my fault. 792 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,670 They did everything right in life, 793 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:24,674 and still they were struggling so much. 794 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:27,636 It wasn't right. 795 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,429 - Put your hands behind your back. 796 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,098 - No, please. 797 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,475 No. 798 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,143 - It wasn't right. 799 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,145 ♪ ♪ 800 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,105 - No. 801 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,069 - Oh. - Finally. 802 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,904 - Thank God. - So much better. 803 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,073 - [sighs in relief] 804 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,533 - All right. 805 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,743 Good news is that you're free. 806 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,371 - And this is the bad news. 807 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:56,748 All right, if you could just turn around. 808 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,834 - Turn around! 809 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,669 Hands on your head. 810 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,048 [handcuffs clicking] 811 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,092 Hands behind your back. 812 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,346 - Huh. Must have missed some. 813 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:12,556 - Bruh. 814 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:18,520 [indistinct chatter over police radio] 815 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,731 - Hey, are you still waiting for your mom? 816 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,066 - Yeah, she's busy. 817 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,110 Said she'd get me when she's free. 818 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,195 She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait. 819 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,156 - Okay. Uh, what about your dad? 820 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:31,074 - Oh, he's only "break glass in case of emergency." 821 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,325 - Right. 822 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,077 - Well, I just finished with an arrest, 823 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,704 so I can give you a ride home. 824 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,247 - Great. 825 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,249 Uh, can we go with the lights and the sirens? 826 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,126 - No, but I'll let you use the radio 827 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,003 to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice. 828 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,754 - [gasps] Really? - No. 829 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,423 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] 830 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:49,050 That your mom? - No, it's Sam. 831 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,427 "Where's our equipment? 832 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,554 "You weren't supposed to steal it for real. 833 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,514 I'm not paying you unless you bring it back." 834 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,308 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] Second text. 835 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,185 "Ha ha, whoops, sorry. 836 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,769 "That message wasn't for you. 837 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,813 Please don't share it with anyone." 838 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,316 Prayer hands emoji. 839 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:05,734 - Do I need a lawyer? 840 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:08,028 - That is your right. Do you have one? 841 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:11,406 - Yes, but he only does entertainment law. 842 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,366 - That's not gonna help you. 843 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,203 Look, not only did you make false statements to police, 844 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,080 which is punishable by up to six months in prison, 845 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,334 but you also endangered yourself and your employees. 846 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,085 - Look, I am so sorry. 847 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,463 We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time. 848 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:29,508 I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers. 849 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,510 They were supposed to interrupt our game show 850 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,053 with a fake robbery 851 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:35,347 and then return all of our stuff a few hours later. 852 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,599 I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers 853 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,602 would attract actual armed robbers. 854 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,437 [sighs] 855 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,814 And then I was too embarrassed to say anything, 856 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:48,401 and now I fully realize the error of my ways. 857 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:52,322 - Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office 858 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,032 as to whether they want to press charges. 859 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,408 - I can't go to jail. 860 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,785 I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp. 861 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:59,371 - Look, let's just start 862 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,915 with arresting the two men that robbed you. 863 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:04,376 I'm assuming you have names and numbers. 864 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,753 - I have their Venmos. - Let's start with that. 865 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,213 - Okay. [clears throat] 866 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,505 Robber88. 867 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,759 Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming. 868 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:14,886 [doors buzzing] 869 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,556 [dramatic music] 870 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:24,353 ♪ ♪ 871 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,650 - All right. What a way to end shift. 872 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,193 As a thank-you, 873 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,902 paperwork can be turned in at the top of the day tomorrow. 874 00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:33,446 I'll even add an hour of OT for those 875 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,282 who want to come in early. - That's great. 876 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,033 Hey, did you call your mother? - Mm. 877 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:41,161 - I'm gonna-- - Yeah, don't we have a-- 878 00:34:41,161 --> 00:34:42,455 - Yep. - Right behind you. 879 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:46,167 ♪ ♪ 880 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,668 - I'm sorry. 881 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,130 I think I just need to get some closure. 882 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,922 - Oh, it's okay. 883 00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:54,175 Look, why don't we clock out and talk about it at home? 884 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,177 - Okay. 885 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:59,264 - I don't know about you, but all I am thinking about 886 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:02,225 is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep. 887 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,019 - [quietly] Sounds nice. - [chuckles] 888 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:07,981 - Are you okay? 889 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,485 - Um... 890 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,779 I thought I... 891 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,698 I could broach this in a more delicate way, 892 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:19,534 but after the day we had, I... 893 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:23,538 I think it's better just to come out and--and say it. 894 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:27,292 Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton? 895 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,419 - Are you accusing me of cheating? 896 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:32,797 - I'm not accusing you of anything. 897 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,758 But after seeing 898 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:38,261 the way you two act together and... 899 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,096 finding his things in your car... 900 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,352 I just want to know the truth. 901 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,981 - First of all, you have to believe me 902 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,567 when I say that nothing has happened between us. 903 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,986 - Second of all? 904 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,530 - I do feel something for him. 905 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,161 I wasn't looking for it. 906 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,871 In our whole marriage, 907 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,082 I've never even thought about anyone else. 908 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:11,920 But this past year, the world has opened up for me. 909 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,880 I finished school. I got this job. 910 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,423 - You met another man. 911 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,926 - It is not that simple. 912 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:21,805 Am I attracted to him? Yes. 913 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,848 But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it. 914 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,100 - Doesn't mean you weren't. 915 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,102 Otherwise you would have said that. 916 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,938 - Wade, please, I'm... 917 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:32,482 I am trying to be honest, and-- and I'm making a mess of it 918 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:35,527 because I don't-- I don't really know how I feel. 919 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,445 I-- 920 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,823 If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, 921 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,325 there is a good chance I would have worked through all of this 922 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,327 without you ever knowing. - I do know! 923 00:36:46,496 --> 00:36:49,541 It's breaking my heart. Just-- 924 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,835 [somber music] 925 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:55,088 [sniffles, sighs] 926 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,841 So what you need to tell me 927 00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:00,844 is that whatever it is you feel 928 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:02,929 for this man... 929 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,099 it's over as of now. 930 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,685 ♪ ♪ 931 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,478 And your hesitation gives me my answer. 932 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,980 Here, take this. 933 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:14,899 - Wade. - I need to take a walk. 934 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,444 - And then what? - I don't know. 935 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:22,282 ♪ ♪ 936 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,956 - So officially end of shift. 937 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:33,293 Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause? 938 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:36,337 - I want to hear your thoughts first. 939 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,424 - Okay, well, I think I made some real progress today, 940 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,176 even though it wasn't close to perfect. 941 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,552 - Stop. 942 00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,637 You do know not everything is about you, right? 943 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:47,015 I don't want to hear your own self-analysis. 944 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:50,101 I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie. 945 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,644 - Oh. 946 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:54,063 Can I not do that? 947 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,149 All right. 948 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,901 I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable 949 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,402 for a rookie officer. 950 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,362 You have natural instincts. 951 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,782 Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over, 952 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,492 I appreciate that you don't. 953 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,410 Your willingness to trust your TO 954 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:08,745 and give him a second chance, 955 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:11,039 even when you think you might know better-- 956 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:14,417 when you most definitely do know better-- 957 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,543 is admirable. 958 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:20,548 - Okay, thanks. - Now it's your turn, right? 959 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,594 Wait, so-- so what does that mean? 960 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,262 Do I get to stay, or should I go home? 961 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,014 - See you tomorrow. 962 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,767 [Foxing's "Hall of Frozen Heads"] 963 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,520 ♪ ♪ 964 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,939 [noisemaker blares] all: Happy first day! 965 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:36,981 - Whoo! - Whoo! 966 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,983 - We wanted to do something special 967 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,194 to celebrate your first day back on patrol. 968 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:43,279 - You guys, you-- 969 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,866 you are terrible, wonderful people, 970 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,660 and I love you. 971 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,287 - We love you, too, and you're gonna get through this. 972 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,998 - Thank you. Wow, you guys really did not have to do this. 973 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,084 But I am glad that you did. 974 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,837 It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate. 975 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,589 - To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind. 976 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,591 I only found out when your birthday was 977 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,093 because I called your mama. 978 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:06,970 - And I am still kind of mad at you for that. 979 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:09,347 - Me too, and so is Wesley. - I'm not. 980 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,100 - Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, 981 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,143 that there is some sort of sustenance 982 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,104 and--and possible adult beverages. 983 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,313 - I'm on it. 984 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:19,440 - Thank you, guys, for being here. 985 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,735 But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed 986 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,071 in an hour, so.... - Oh, yeah, we'll be long gone. 987 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,448 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 988 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,908 - O-okay. 989 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,618 All right, Mom. 990 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,203 Bye. 991 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,830 I did it. 992 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,748 It is handled. 993 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:38,167 - That took too long to have been easy. 994 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,545 Is she okay? Are you okay? 995 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,589 - Yeah. No, I'm--I'm great. - Okay. 996 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,966 - It actually--no, it went a lot easier than expected. 997 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:48,136 She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly 998 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,597 and, uh, acknowledged that she can get overexcited. 999 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:53,141 Doesn't blame you or me-- just blames technology 1000 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,476 for being too fun to experience alone. 1001 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,520 - Wow. Okay. 1002 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,272 It sounds like it went great. - Yeah. 1003 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,524 - Well, what took so long, then? 1004 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,276 - We started talking about a lot of other stuff. 1005 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,194 - Like what? - Nosy. 1006 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:06,863 - Come on, tell-- if you want to tell me. 1007 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,364 [laughs] 1008 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:11,576 - Um, work, uh, childhood memories... 1009 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,411 - Mm. - You. 1010 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,331 It was nice. - Yeah. 1011 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:18,917 I-I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on. 1012 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,960 - Yeah, yeah. Oh, she did-- 1013 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,795 she told me all about her weekly trips 1014 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,380 to the Farmers Market. 1015 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,090 Oh, and she told me all about her friend Linda, 1016 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,634 who, uh, has been acting like-- 1017 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,636 and this is in my mother's words-- 1018 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,305 a-a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far up her ass. 1019 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,848 - Yeah, I heard about Linda. 1020 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,642 And, honestly, I agree with your mother. 1021 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,268 She has to go. 1022 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,647 - How'd you hear about that? That was not on the group chat. 1023 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:43,024 - Nope. I... 1024 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,360 - Um... 1025 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,779 - I am on a separate group thread 1026 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,447 with just your mom and Genny. 1027 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,908 - You are unbelievable. - Wait. No, stop. 1028 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,243 To be fair, I did not start that one--Genny did. 1029 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,329 But now I have two of my main sources 1030 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,498 for vintage Tim photos in the same place, 1031 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:00,208 so that's very nice for me. - Oh, God. 1032 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,918 Okay, so do I have to talk to Genny now, too? 1033 00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,503 - No, no. 1034 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:07,215 But if you have that powder-blue prom suit 1035 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,175 lying around, that would be nice. 1036 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,886 - Okay, I'm sure I could dig it up from somewhere. 1037 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,179 - Wow. - Yeah. 1038 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,431 - [chuckles] 1039 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:20,269 - ♪ I wanna be Saul to Paul in Damascus ♪ 1040 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:24,107 ♪ The last gasp of God before the Rapture ♪ 1041 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:27,151 - Hello? - I'm in the bedroom. 1042 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,904 - ♪ Charioted high above a glass earth ♪ 1043 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,906 - I thought you couldn't be home for another week. 1044 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,366 - I moved some things around. 1045 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,660 - Are you naked under there? - 100%. 1046 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:39,414 With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours. 1047 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,457 - We can get a lot done in 36 hours. 1048 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,000 - We can. 1049 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,712 [cell phone vibrating] 1050 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:48,172 - Just one-- 1051 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,258 Yes, sir, is everything all right? 1052 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,593 - No. [sighs] 1053 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:54,554 Luna and I are in a bad place. 1054 00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:59,434 I don't... 1055 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,728 I don't know what our future looks like. 1056 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:03,938 I'm here at a hotel bar, 1057 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,607 where I'll be staying for who knows how long. 1058 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,234 - Sounds like you need some company. 1059 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,695 I'll be right there. - Thanks. 1060 00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:13,990 - [sighs] Maybe not right there. 1061 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,533 - Wait, John-- 1062 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,160 - He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes 1063 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,078 than he would have been in 20. 1064 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,123 - That's true. [laughing] 1065 00:42:58,743 --> 00:42:59,619 - Damn it.