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<i>A philosopher once asked,</i>

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<i>"Are we human
because we gaze at the stars,</i>

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<i>"or do we gaze at them
because we are human?"</i>

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<i>Pointless, really.</i>

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<i>Do the stars gaze back?</i>

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<i>Now, that's a question.</i>

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<i>But I'm getting ahead of myself.</i>

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<i>Our story really begins here,</i>

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<i>150 years ago
at the Royal Academy of Science</i>

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<i>in London, England,</i>

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<i>where a letter arrived,
containing a very strange inquiry.</i>

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<i>It had come from a country boy</i>

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<i>and the scientist who read it thought it
might be a practical joke of some kind.</i>

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<i>But he duly wrote a reply</i>

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<i>politely explaining
that the query was nonsense.</i>

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<i>And posted it to the boy
who lived in a village called Wall,</i>

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<i>so named, the boy had said,
for the wall that ran alongside it.</i>

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<i>A wall that, according to local folklore,
hid an extraordinary secret.</i>

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I'm charged with guarding the portal
to another world.

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And you're asking me
to just let you through?

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Yes.
Because, let's be honest, it's a field.

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Look, do you see
another world out there?

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No. You see a field.
Do you see anything nonhuman?

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No. And you know why?
Because it's a field!

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Hundreds of years,
this wall's been here.

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Hundreds of years,
this gap's been under 24-hour guard.

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- Well …
- One more word,

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and I'll have you up
in front of the village council!

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- Well, that sounds rather final.
- Yeah.

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- Better just go home, then, I suppose.
- Right, then. Night, Dunstan.

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Give my best to your father.

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Stop!

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Stop!

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I don't deal with time-wasters.

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Get over here and tend this stall.

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I'm off to The Slaughtered Prince
for a pint.

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See anything you like?

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Definitely.

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I mean, what I meant was these ones,
the blue ones.

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How much are they?

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They might be the colour of your hair.

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Or they might be all of your memories
before you were three.

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I can check if you like.

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Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.
Buy this one instead.

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Snowdrop.

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It'll bring you luck.

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But what does that cost?

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This one costs a kiss.

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Is she gone?

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Follow me.

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I'm a princess,
tricked into being a witch's slave.

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Will you liberate me?

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It's an enchanted chain.
I'll only be free when she dies.

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Sorry.

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Well, if I can't liberate you,
what do you want of me?

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<i>So, the scientist was wrong.</i>

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<i>The wall had successfully done its job</i>

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<i>of hiding
the magical kingdom of Stormhold.</i>

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<i>The young man returned that night
to his home in England,</i>

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<i>hoping that his adventure
would soon be forgotten.</i>

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<i>But nine months later,
he received an unexpected souvenir.</i>

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This was left at the wall for you.
It says here his name is Tristan.

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Tristan? Don't forget the flowers.

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Yes. I've got them. Thank you, Father.

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<i>Eighteen years passed,
and the baby Tristan grew up</i>

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<i>knowing nothing
of his unconventional heritage.</i>

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<i>But never mind
how the infant became a boy.</i>

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<i>This is the story of
how Tristan Thorne becomes a man,</i>

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<i>a much greater challenge altogether.</i>

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<i>For to achieve it,</i>

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<i>he must win the heart
of his one true love.</i>

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- It's him!
- It's him!

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Humphrey?

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- No, it's Tristan.
- Oh.

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Did I leave something at the shop?

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No. I just thought I could bring …

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Tristan Thorne,

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shop boy by day, peeping Tom by night.

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Is there no end to your charms?

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Humphrey,
there's no need to be like that.

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Be nice to the poor boy.

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Were those for Victoria?

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You were always useless at fencing
in school, Tristan.

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In fact, I'm having trouble remembering
if there was anything you were good at.

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Humphrey, that's enough.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah. Yeah, fine.

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- Want some breakfast?
- No, I'm really late for work.

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- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Fine. Why?

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Oh, I don't know.
Last night, how'd it go?

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Oh, really good. Really, really good.

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Hello, Tristan.

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- Victoria.
- Pound of sugar, please.

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- Yes.
- Let's see, a bag of flour, a dozen eggs.

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Oh, look, I'm sorry about last night.
Humphrey was really rude.

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I also need a sack of potatoes
and some chocolate, please.

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May I perhaps see you tonight?

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No, but you may walk me home.

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Now?

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Yes. Yes, I can.

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Father, I lost my job.

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Father, I don't … I lost my job. I'm sorry.

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- Father …
- You lost your job.

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Yes, so I heard.

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Father, I'm sorry. I …

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Maybe Mr Monday was right.
Maybe I am deluding myself.

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- I'm not good enough for Victoria.
- He said that? That's poppycock.

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You really want to know
how it went last night?

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Yeah.

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Not good.

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Come on. I'm wasting my time.

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I'm not like Humphrey.

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Tristan, I can tell you that every man
I ever envied when I was a boy

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has led an unremarkable life.

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So you don't fit with the popular crowd.
Now, I take that as a very good omen.

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- Tristan, I clearly said …
- I know. You told me not to come.

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I have something for you. A surprise.

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No …

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It's not my birthday for another week,
you know.

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- I've never had champagne before.
- Yeah, me, neither.

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My God! This is delicious!

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How did … Well,
how does a shop boy afford all of this?

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I'm not a shop boy.

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God! I heard. I'm sorry.
What are you going to do now?

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No. I mean, I'm not a shop boy.
I was just working in a shop.

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And now I'm not.
Now I'm free to live my life as I wish.

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This must have been all your savings.

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So? I can make more.
That's the beauty of it.

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I never intended to stay in Wall,
Victoria.

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There's a big world out there,
I'm gonna make my fortune.

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Now you sound just like Humphrey.
He's quite a traveller.

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Do you know he's going all the way
to Ipswich just to buy me a ring?

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Ipswich?

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Victoria, I'm talking about London
or Paris or …

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A ring? Why is he …
What kind of a ring?

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The word is he's planning to propose
to me on my birthday.

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He's going to …

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And you're gonna say yes.

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I can't exactly say no
after he's gone all the way to Ipswich.

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"All the way to Ipswich"?

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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
I'd cross oceans or continents.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,

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I would go to
the gold fields of San Francisco

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and bring you back your weight in gold.

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I would.

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I'd go to Africa and bring you back
a diamond as big as your fist.

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Or I'd go to the Arctic
and I'd slaughter a polar bear

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and bring you back its head.

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A polar bear's head?

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You're funny, Tristan.

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People like you and people like me,
we're just not …

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I should be going. It's really late.

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Well, hold on, then.
Let's at least finish the champagne.

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Okay.

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<i>Had Tristan known then
how the stars watched Earth,</i>

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<i>he'd have shuddered at the very thought</i>

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<i>of an audience to his humiliation.</i>

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<i>But, fortunately for him,</i>

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<i>nearly every star in the sky
was at that moment</i>

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<i>looking in earnest at the land
on the other side of the wall,</i>

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<i>where the King of all Stormhold
lay on his deathbed,</i>

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<i>which was a coincidence
because it was the King's final act</i>

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<i>that would change the course
of Tristan's destiny forever.</i>

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Where is Secundus?

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He's on his way, Father.

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Then we shall wait.

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Sorry I'm late, Father.
I came as swiftly as I was able.

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Septimus.

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Primus.

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Tertius.

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So, to the matter of succession.

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Of my seven sons,
there are four of you today still standing.

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This is quite a break with tradition.
I had 12 brothers.

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And you killed them all for your throne

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before your father, the King,
even felt poorly.

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We know, Father.
You're strong and courageous.

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And cunning. Most importantly, cunning.

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- Secundus.
- Yes, Father?

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Look through the window.
Tell me what you see.

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I see the kingdom, Father.

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The whole of Stormhold.

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- And?
- My kingdom?

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Maybe. Look up.

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- Secundus.
- Sextus. Quartus. Quintus.

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You're alive. You're …

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Stuck like this
till the new king is crowned.

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I was that close.

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Well, at least
you haven't lost your looks.

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Oh, please. You're not annoyed
about that whole murder thing, are you?

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- I mean, that was 10 years ago.
- Yeah.

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Great deal of good it did you, didn't it,
killing me, Secundus?

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Because now, of course,
now you are King of all Stormhold.

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Oh, sorry. Wait. No, you're not.
You're dead.

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Una? Una?

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No, Father, it's me, your son.

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Tertius.

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Where is your sister, Una?

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Sorry, Father.
Nobody has seen Una for years now.

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- Septimus?
- What?

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Tradition dictates the throne must pass
to a male heir.

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Exactly, Father.

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So why would I kill my sister
when these cretins are still alive?

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Indeed.

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Therefore, we shall resolve the situation
in a non-traditional manner.

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Only he of royal blood
can restore the ruby.

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And the one of you that does so
shall be the new King of Stormhold.

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Oh, Tristan! A shooting star!

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Beautiful.

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More beautiful than a fancy ring
from Ipswich?

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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,

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I'd cross the wall
and I'd bring you back that fallen star.

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You can't cross the wall.

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Nobody crosses the wall.
Now you're just being silly.

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I'm not being silly. I'd do it.

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For you, I'd do anything.

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My very own star.

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It seems we have ourselves
an agreement.

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You have exactly one week
or I'm marrying Humphrey.

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Mormo! Empusa! Wake up. Now!

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- What is it?
- A star has fallen.

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Where are the Babylon candles?

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You used the last one, Lamia,
200 years ago. Do you not recall?

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Perhaps we can obtain another.

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Has your mind become
as decrepit as your face, Empusa?

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You speak as if such things
are freely available.

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I know, sister, I merely thought …

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You'd have us hunting
for a Babylon candle

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while some other witch finds our star.

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Fool. There's no time to waste.

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If we must retrieve it on foot,
then we shall.

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Mormo, we need information.

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If these divinations are correct,
the fallen star lies 100 miles away.

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Four centuries we've waited for this.
What hardship a few more days?

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Which of us shall go, then, to seek it
and bring it back?

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- I've his kidney.
- I've his liver.

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And I've his heart.

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You'll be needing
what's left of the last star.

239
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:28,098
- There's not much left.
- Soon, there'll be plenty for us all.

240
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:29,117
- Dunstan Thorne. Not again.
- It's Tristan, actually.

241
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:33,914
Oh. You do look a bit like your father.

242
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:37,501
And I suppose you intend
to cross the wall as well, do you?

243
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,419
Well, you can forget it. Go home.

244
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:41,713
Cross the wall as well as who?

245
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,841
No one. Nobody.

246
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:47,427
Nobody crosses the wall.
You know that!

247
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:49,763
Everybody knows that!

248
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:53,433
Yeah … No, no, I know.
I understand. Nobody.

249
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,604
Well, I better just head
for the old homestead, then.

250
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:58,855
Yeah.

251
00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:03,110
- Right, then. Night, Tristan.
- Good night.

252
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,362
Give my best to your father.

253
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:29,845
Off you go.

254
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:39,146
I thought I heard you come in.
Hey, what happened? Are you hurt?

255
00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:40,480
No, I'm fine.

256
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,107
- That Humphrey again?
- No.

257
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:45,569
Actually, it was the guard.
The guard at the wall.

258
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,821
Tristan, he's 97 years old.

259
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:52,075
Well, that's given him plenty of time
to practise, then, hasn't it?

260
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,745
Why, may I ask,
were you trying to cross the wall?

261
00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,333
I might ask you the same thing.

262
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,676
I have a mother.

263
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:56,056
I mean, I have a mother.
She could still be alive.

264
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:59,142
Oh, I hope so. I certainly like to think so.

265
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,689
The chain you cut.

266
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,192
Just like you said.

267
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,443
And …

268
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:14,032
And the glass flower.
The flower she sold to you.

269
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,117
She told me it would bring me luck.

270
00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:17,535
Thank you.

271
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,499
This was also in the basket.
I've never opened it.

272
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,085
It's addressed to you.

273
00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:42,519
Yep.

274
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:47,148
"My dearest Tristan, please know that
I only ever wanted the best for you."

275
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:52,612
<i>Had my mistress allowed it,
I would have kept you in a heartbeat.</i>

276
00:26:53,905 --> 00:26:56,825
<i>My dearest wish is that
we will meet someday.</i>

277
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,371
<i>The fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.</i>

278
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,667
<i>To use it, think of me and only me.</i>

279
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,547
<i>I will think of you every day, for always.</i>

280
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,634
"Your mother."

281
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,435
Well, do you … Do you have a light?

282
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:09,731
Mother?

283
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:13,068
Oh! Oh, Mother, I'm so … I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?

284
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:16,446
No, I'm not.
And I'm not your mother, so get off me!

285
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:19,657
You're … You're not my mother?

286
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,077
Do I look like I'm your mother?

287
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,454
No.

288
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:25,955
Sorry.

289
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,918
Well, are you all right?
Do you want some help?

290
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,420
You can help by leaving me alone!

291
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:35,006
All right.

292
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:45,642
Oh, my God.
"Light the candle and think of me."

293
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,769
I was. I was thinking of my …

294
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:50,647
But then Victoria and the star
just popped into …

295
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,569
Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry.

296
00:28:56,653 --> 00:29:00,615
This may seem strange, but
have you seen a fallen star anywhere?

297
00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:03,201
- You're funny.
- No, really, we're in a crater.

298
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,453
This must be where it fell.

299
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,497
Yeah, this is where it fell.

300
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,583
It is. Or if you want to be really specific,

301
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,002
up there is where
this weird, bloody necklace

302
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,255
came out of nowhere
and knocked it out of the heavens

303
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:17,173
when it was minding its own business.

304
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:19,175
And over there is where it landed.

305
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:25,056
And right here, this is where it got hit
by a magical flying moron!

306
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:31,479
You're the star! You're the star? Really?

307
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:36,734
Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
I had no idea you'd be a …

308
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,573
May I just say in advance
that I am sorry?

309
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:43,992
- Sorry for what?
- For this.

310
00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:46,995
Now, if I am not mistaken,
this means you have to come with me.

311
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:50,790
See, you're going to be a birthday gift
for Victoria, my true love.

312
00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,250
But of course!

313
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:56,379
Nothing says romance like the gift
of a kidnapped, injured woman!

314
00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:59,007
I'm not going anywhere with you.

315
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:07,140
Hurry. You should be
on your way now, Primus.

316
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:12,395
You must find the royal necklace
with the ruby before your brothers.

317
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:16,900
I should like to see you take the throne.
The first benevolent king.

318
00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:21,613
I don't doubt Stormhold would be
a better place under your rule.

319
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:22,947
Really?

320
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,533
Well, that is fascinating.

321
00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:27,785
- Don't you think, Tertius?
- Yes, indeed.

322
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:32,707
Prince Septimus! Tertius. Well … Well.
Well, well, I …

323
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:37,295
Since you're all here,
won't you join me in a toast?

324
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,673
What a very good idea.

325
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,176
To the new King of Stormhold,

326
00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,513
whichever of you fine fellows
it might be.

327
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,432
To the new King of Stormhold.

328
00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:31,891
You!

329
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,002
You really thought that you were king?

330
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,671
- You killed the Bishop?
- No, Primus.

331
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:06,634
I think you'll find that you killed the
Bishop by drinking out of the wrong cup.

332
00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:09,596
Oh, look, when you finish wrestling
with your conscience,

333
00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:12,432
may I suggest you return
to your chamber?

334
00:32:12,515 --> 00:32:14,976
Leave the quest for the stone to me.

335
00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:25,028
How have we lived this way
all these years?

336
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:42,003
In my absence, I expect you to make it
fit for the queens we are.

337
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:47,967
When I return with our prize,
all of us shall be young again.

338
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:51,804
Never fear, my sisters.

339
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:54,891
I will not fail.

340
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:06,736
Don't you ever sleep?

341
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:07,820
Not at night.

342
00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:09,656
May have escaped your notice, genius,

343
00:33:09,739 --> 00:33:11,783
but that's when stars
have rather better things to do.

344
00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:14,160
They're coming out, shining,
that sort of thing.

345
00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:17,497
Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours,
but you're not in the sky any more.

346
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,582
Coming out is off the agenda.

347
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:23,378
Shining has been suspended
until further notice.

348
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:26,923
Oh, and sleeping during the day
is O-U-T.

349
00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:31,135
Unless you have some magical ability
to sleep while you're walking.

350
00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:33,596
Have you not got it
into your thick head yet?

351
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,723
I'm not walking anywhere!

352
00:33:36,432 --> 00:33:37,600
Fine.

353
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:41,229
Sit in a crater.
I've had enough of you anyway.

354
00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:44,190
I was gonna put you back in the sky
once I'd brought you to my Victoria,

355
00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:47,485
but clearly, you'd rather sit on your own
in the middle of nowhere forever.

356
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:50,947
And just how were you planning
to get me back to the sky?

357
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:54,325
I find the fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.

358
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:58,621
- You've got a Babylon candle.
- Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.

359
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,289
- A Babylon candle.
- That's what I said.

360
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:01,374
You said "Bubbling."

361
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,876
Anyway, I was going to give
what's left of it to you.

362
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,337
Well, that barely has one use left.

363
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:10,925
So be grateful I'm not using it right now
to get us both back to the wall.

364
00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:14,429
Unless you have a better way of
getting yourself home.

365
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:18,182
Fine!

366
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,309
Help me up.

367
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:23,354
All right. All right. I'm helping.

368
00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,315
And you are gonna have to walk
quicker than that.

369
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:29,193
Otherwise, I'll never get you back
to Victoria in a week.

370
00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:30,778
Don't push your luck.

371
00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:36,492
Don't take less than a florin for him,
Bernard! You understand?

372
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:38,745
- Yes, Mother.
- No dilly-dallying!

373
00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:42,749
And don't even think of stopping at the
tavern, Bernard, or you'll be sorry!

374
00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:45,001
A florin for your goat, boy.

375
00:34:47,837 --> 00:34:48,838
Oh.

376
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:52,842
He's a bit small to pull your cart.

377
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:56,387
You're quite right.

378
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,441
That's much better.

379
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:14,363
Bernard!

380
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:17,408
Bernard!

381
00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:40,848
Get on!

382
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,344
Who goes there?

383
00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,429
What do you want with me,
a poor old flower …

384
00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:23,474
Oh, do shut up. I know what you are

385
00:36:23,558 --> 00:36:28,187
and I swear by the ordinances of the
sisterhood to which we both belong

386
00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:30,773
that I mean you no harm this day.

387
00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,900
I wish to share your meal.

388
00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:39,198
Well, one can never be too careful.
Sit down. I'll get you a seat.

389
00:36:48,124 --> 00:36:49,959
- Anything else?
- Nope.

390
00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:55,131
What's it to be?

391
00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,300
Heads or tails?

392
00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,135
Heads.

393
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:02,638
So, stranger,

394
00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:06,100
where are you headed off to
on this fine day?

395
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:08,144
I seek a fallen star.

396
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,022
She fell not far from here.

397
00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:13,357
And when I find her,
I shall take my great knife

398
00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:15,902
and cut out her heart
while she still lives.

399
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:20,489
And the glory of our youth
shall be restored.

400
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:22,491
Fallen star?

401
00:37:23,618 --> 00:37:26,162
That's the best news I've had in ages.

402
00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:29,040
I could do with losing
a few years meself.

403
00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:31,208
So whereabouts did you …

404
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:32,835
Limbus grass!

405
00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:38,257
You dare to steal truth from my lips
by feeding me limbus grass?

406
00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:42,678
Do you have any idea what a big
mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal?

407
00:37:43,721 --> 00:37:45,848
How do you know my …

408
00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:47,975
- Who are you?
- Look again.

409
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:54,398
I shall not seek the star,
Your Dark Majesty. I swear.

410
00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:56,192
Seek all you wish.

411
00:37:58,319 --> 00:38:01,822
You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.

412
00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:06,369
You will not perceive her
even if she stands before you.

413
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,045
Pray you never meet me again,
Ditchwater Sal.

414
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:19,006
Oh, right. So let me get this straight.

415
00:38:19,090 --> 00:38:21,676
You think you know
we're going the right way because …

416
00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:24,553
And I quote, "I just do."

417
00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:26,347
I do, though. I don't know why.

418
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,141
Maybe it's my love for Victoria
guiding me home.

419
00:38:29,225 --> 00:38:30,810
- Please.
- Yvonne, whether you like it or not …

420
00:38:30,893 --> 00:38:33,521
Yvaine! My name is Yvaine, so …

421
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,940
How many times do I have to …

422
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:38,818
Would you …
Would you please slow down?

423
00:38:38,901 --> 00:38:40,194
Yes, yes.

424
00:38:42,071 --> 00:38:43,280
Look, we're …
We're going north, all right?

425
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:44,657
The wall's north.

426
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,910
And if you look up in the sky,
even during the day, you can see the …

427
00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:49,704
The evening star. That's so weird.

428
00:38:49,787 --> 00:38:51,664
That's funny. Hilarious.
My sides are splitting.

429
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:53,416
No, I'm being …

430
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,753
Wait that … That was you! Really?

431
00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:00,798
What … What are …

432
00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:03,217
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like I'm doing?

433
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,511
- Sitting down. I'm tired.
- Please don't do this again.

434
00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:08,055
We agreed we'd stop off
at the next village to eat and rest.

435
00:39:08,139 --> 00:39:11,142
Come on, Tristan. It's midday.

436
00:39:11,726 --> 00:39:16,105
I never stay up this late!
Just, please, let me sleep!

437
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:21,444
Okay, you … Well, then I'll … You sleep.
I'll go and get something to eat.

438
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:29,368
What are you doing?

439
00:39:29,452 --> 00:39:33,748
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm making sure you don't run away.

440
00:39:49,805 --> 00:39:54,268
Your Highness, the soothsayer,
as you requested.

441
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:57,313
South, you said.

442
00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,774
South we went.

443
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:02,735
Still no stone.

444
00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:06,739
Do you now propose
we start swimming?

445
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:11,911
Sire, I've merely relayed to you
what the runes have told me.

446
00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:13,662
I can do no more.

447
00:40:14,872 --> 00:40:16,874
Well, consult them again.

448
00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:18,417
Wait.

449
00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:25,424
Before we seek the stone,
I have another question.

450
00:40:27,343 --> 00:40:29,178
Am I the seventh son?

451
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:34,767
Yes.

452
00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,519
Another question.

453
00:40:37,228 --> 00:40:39,897
Is my favourite colour blue?

454
00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:44,610
Yes.

455
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:48,447
Has excessive begging or pleading
ever persuaded me

456
00:40:48,531 --> 00:40:50,825
to spare the life of a traitor?

457
00:40:54,078 --> 00:40:55,621
What does that mean?

458
00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:58,332
- That means no.
- Good.

459
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,211
Throw them again.
This time, throw them high.

460
00:41:06,257 --> 00:41:08,384
Do you work for my brother?

461
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:27,820
So, do we continue west?

462
00:41:58,267 --> 00:41:59,476
Tristan?

463
00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:09,904
Who's there?

464
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:19,121
Tristan, is that you?

465
00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:21,749
It's not funny.

466
00:42:26,045 --> 00:42:27,296
Tristan?

467
00:42:37,473 --> 00:42:38,724
Come on.

468
00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:24,687
Be careful how much magic
you use, sister.

469
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,605
It's beginning to show.

470
00:43:26,689 --> 00:43:30,025
One goat and a small enchantment.
Hardly extravagant.

471
00:43:30,109 --> 00:43:33,070
Well, even using the ring
will take its toll.

472
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:35,489
Better you call on us only in dire need.

473
00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:38,909
And use your runes
to locate the star yourself.

474
00:43:38,993 --> 00:43:40,995
I used them and she should be here.

475
00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:43,914
But now
they're just telling me gibberish.

476
00:44:01,348 --> 00:44:04,143
It is because you must stay
where you are, my sister.

477
00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:05,477
She is coming to you.

478
00:44:05,561 --> 00:44:08,230
Oh, be warned, Lamia.
Delicacy is needed.

479
00:44:08,314 --> 00:44:12,359
Misery has drained her.
She's barely shining.

480
00:44:12,443 --> 00:44:17,239
Set a trap that ensures her heart
is glowing before you cut it out.

481
00:44:18,032 --> 00:44:21,243
Yvaine! Yvaine!

482
00:44:22,077 --> 00:44:23,579
Oh, you idiot.

483
00:44:45,309 --> 00:44:47,978
You shall become human.

484
00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:09,184
You are Billy, the innkeeper.
I am your wife, and you're our daughter.

485
00:46:09,268 --> 00:46:13,772
Now, make everything ready.
Our special guest will be here soon.

486
00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:28,787
I mean, who's to say he'd have even
kept his promise about the candle?

487
00:46:28,871 --> 00:46:32,541
I just refuse to believe
he's the only person in Stormhold

488
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:34,334
who could've helped me.

489
00:46:34,418 --> 00:46:38,714
Going on and on and on.
Just "Victoria this" and "Victoria that."

490
00:46:41,091 --> 00:46:42,384
<i>Tristan?</i>

491
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,388
<i>Please protect our sister, Tristan.</i>

492
00:46:47,389 --> 00:46:50,267
<i>Yvaine is in grave danger.</i>

493
00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:53,395
<i>The unicorn came to help her.</i>

494
00:46:54,104 --> 00:46:56,648
<i>But now they're heading into a trap.</i>

495
00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:03,447
<i>No star is safe in Stormhold.</i>

496
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:08,660
<i>The last to fall, 400 years ago,</i>

497
00:47:08,744 --> 00:47:14,124
<i>was captured by the same witches
who seek Yvaine now.</i>

498
00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:17,002
<i>They tricked her,</i>

499
00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:20,047
<i>cared for her,</i>

500
00:47:21,298 --> 00:47:24,968
<i>and when her heart
was once more aglow,</i>

501
00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:28,931
<i>they cut it from her chest</i>

502
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,642
<i>and ate it.</i>

503
00:47:34,186 --> 00:47:36,188
<i>There's no time to waste.</i>

504
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,023
<i>A coach is coming.</i>

505
00:47:38,106 --> 00:47:41,777
<i>By any means possible,
you must get on it.</i>

506
00:47:42,361 --> 00:47:43,445
<i>Run.</i>

507
00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:15,477
Whoa!

508
00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,947
If Septimus insists on sending a boy
to do a man's job …

509
00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,073
No, no, no, wait, please!

510
00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:30,033
I don't know a Septimus.
I just need a lift.

511
00:48:30,117 --> 00:48:32,953
Look at me, look at me.
I'm unarmed. Please.

512
00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:35,414
Please, let me ride with you.

513
00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:38,917
I'm afraid that's impossible.
I'm on a quest of enormous importance.

514
00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:40,919
Well, then all the more reason
to take me with you.

515
00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:44,506
There may come a time when you need
a second pair of hands. Sir?

516
00:48:44,590 --> 00:48:48,260
Please. Maybe providence sent me
to you just as it sent you to me.

517
00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:52,389
- Get on.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.

518
00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:21,001
Goodness me, my dear.
Come in out of this wretched rain!

519
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:25,672
We have food and drink, a warm bed
and plenty of hot water for a bath.

520
00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:48,904
How do you like your bath?
Warm, hot or boil-a-lobster?

521
00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:51,031
I honestly don't know.

522
00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:52,532
Then let me choose for you,

523
00:49:52,616 --> 00:49:55,869
and I'll have my husband
take your horse to the stable.

524
00:49:56,787 --> 00:49:57,954
Billy?

525
00:50:08,799 --> 00:50:12,094
Now, let's get you out
of your wet things, shall we?

526
00:50:23,397 --> 00:50:24,856
Feeling better?

527
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:26,733
Much. Thank you.

528
00:50:27,109 --> 00:50:29,611
The warm water's actually done me
a world of good.

529
00:50:29,695 --> 00:50:32,698
You see?
The powers of a nice, hot bath.

530
00:50:32,781 --> 00:50:35,242
And your leg? Any improvement?

531
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:38,954
That is extraordinary.

532
00:50:39,454 --> 00:50:43,208
It's the very least I could do.
I'm just glad you're feeling better.

533
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:45,168
You seem happier in yourself, too.

534
00:50:45,252 --> 00:50:48,588
I do feel happier. Less troubled.

535
00:50:49,798 --> 00:50:50,966
Wonderful.

536
00:50:51,341 --> 00:50:54,970
Nothing like a nice soak
to warm the cockles of your heart.

537
00:51:02,936 --> 00:51:06,273
Now, I'm only a simple innkeeper's wife,

538
00:51:06,356 --> 00:51:09,901
but I've been told
I have a healer's hands.

539
00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:13,488
I'd be glad to give you a massage.

540
00:51:13,989 --> 00:51:15,490
What's a massage?

541
00:51:15,574 --> 00:51:18,827
Never had … Well, bless my soul.

542
00:51:19,536 --> 00:51:23,707
Nothing like a massage to send you off
for the finest and deepest night's sleep.

543
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:25,250
I do have trouble sleeping at night.

544
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:27,252
Lie on your back, dear.

545
00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:32,257
Why not close your eyes?

546
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,677
You'll drift off better that way.

547
00:51:50,025 --> 00:51:51,109
Hello!

548
00:51:53,195 --> 00:51:54,154
Service!

549
00:51:54,237 --> 00:51:56,782
Maybe we should carry on
and try the next inn,

550
00:51:56,865 --> 00:51:59,618
especially if this stone is as close
as your runes say.

551
00:51:59,701 --> 00:52:01,495
I'll give it one more try.

552
00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:07,250
Relax here, my love.

553
00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:10,712
I'll be back just as soon as
I've taken care of this customer.

554
00:52:15,801 --> 00:52:18,261
At last. We require accommodation.

555
00:52:18,345 --> 00:52:21,723
Please help my friend
take the horses to the stables.

556
00:52:35,654 --> 00:52:36,822
Hello!

557
00:52:39,658 --> 00:52:40,659
Oh.

558
00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,927
I'm accustomed to better service,

559
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,930
but you're awake now
and that's what counts.

560
00:53:02,764 --> 00:53:04,099
Prepare your best room.

561
00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:05,267
- She got the stone.
- Stone, stone.

562
00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:09,521
I'll thank you not to bother my guest, sir.
I am the lady of this inn.

563
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,189
Glass of wine?

564
00:53:11,273 --> 00:53:12,482
No, no, no, no, no.

565
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:14,401
No.

566
00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:19,406
Until my brother is dead,
I have vowed to drink only my own wine.

567
00:53:21,491 --> 00:53:24,995
Though my friend in the stables
might be glad of a drop.

568
00:53:27,289 --> 00:53:29,249
Your best room, perhaps?

569
00:53:30,792 --> 00:53:32,168
Of course.

570
00:53:39,342 --> 00:53:41,511
I'm sorry. I presumed that …

571
00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:44,055
Travelling alone, are you?

572
00:53:45,515 --> 00:53:48,894
I've just stabled my four black stallions
and my carriage.

573
00:53:48,977 --> 00:53:52,147
Well, I say mine.
It belonged to my late father.

574
00:54:06,119 --> 00:54:07,370
Thank you.

575
00:54:07,454 --> 00:54:11,750
That's so kind, thank you very much.
My name's Tristan. What's yours?

576
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,126
Bernard.

577
00:54:20,884 --> 00:54:24,054
There was not a horse or beast
he could not master.

578
00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:26,890
So much so that in his youth,
he took to riding a camel,

579
00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,350
which was comical.

580
00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:30,560
When he passed,
the carriage came to me.

581
00:54:30,644 --> 00:54:31,686
She's got the stone!

582
00:54:31,770 --> 00:54:32,771
- She's got it!
- She's got it!

583
00:54:32,854 --> 00:54:36,149
And it's the largest in all of Stormhold,
so they say.

584
00:54:36,232 --> 00:54:39,027
How nice for you. If you'll excuse me.

585
00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:40,236
Wait.

586
00:54:40,904 --> 00:54:42,948
That stone you're wearing. It can't be.

587
00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:44,616
- Oh, finally.
- Yeah, good, well done, yes, sir.

588
00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:45,700
- Well done.
- Sweet.

589
00:54:45,784 --> 00:54:46,826
Come here. Let me see it.

590
00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:01,841
You have no idea
what you're meddling with.

591
00:55:01,925 --> 00:55:07,764
I am Primus, the first born of Stormhold
and I demand that you bring it to me!

592
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:09,349
Bring me the stone! Now!

593
00:55:09,432 --> 00:55:12,602
Prince Primus! Don't touch anything
they give you! They tried to …

594
00:55:28,618 --> 00:55:30,912
- Are you all right?
- Billy!

595
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:34,207
Get him!

596
00:56:12,787 --> 00:56:15,206
The burning golden heart
of a star at peace

597
00:56:15,290 --> 00:56:18,334
is so much better
than your frightened little heart.

598
00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:22,380
Even so, better than no heart at all.

599
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,093
Yvaine?
Hold me tight and think of home.

600
00:56:35,226 --> 00:56:37,937
No!

601
00:56:56,331 --> 00:57:00,752
- What the hell did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?

602
00:57:00,835 --> 00:57:03,755
"Think of home!" That was a great plan!

603
00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:05,924
You thought of your home
and I thought of mine

604
00:57:06,007 --> 00:57:07,926
and now we're halfway between the two!

605
00:57:08,009 --> 00:57:11,096
Oh, you stupid cow!
What did you think of your home for?

606
00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:12,597
You just said "home"!

607
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,059
If you wanted me to think of your home,
you should have said!

608
00:57:16,142 --> 00:57:18,603
Some crazy lady
was going to cut your heart out

609
00:57:18,686 --> 00:57:20,438
and you wanted
more specific instructions?

610
00:57:20,522 --> 00:57:23,942
Perhaps you'd like it in writing!
Or a diagram, maybe!

611
00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:36,121
Look, Captain Shakespeare!
Caught ourselves a little bonus!

612
00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:39,040
A couple of Lightning Marshals!

613
00:57:42,877 --> 00:57:45,964
They don't look
like Lightning Marshals to me.

614
00:57:46,047 --> 00:57:49,134
Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?

615
00:57:49,217 --> 00:57:52,470
"Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?"

616
00:57:52,554 --> 00:57:54,305
Well, let's think.

617
00:57:54,389 --> 00:57:57,725
Maybe for the same godforsaken reason
we are!

618
00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,019
Now, who are you?

619
00:58:01,855 --> 00:58:05,108
Let's see if a night on our lovely brig
will loosen their lips!

620
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:08,153
- Get them in the brig!
- You heard the man! Let's go!

621
00:58:08,236 --> 00:58:12,991
Get them into the brig and the rest of
you dirty dogs, back to work!

622
00:58:13,074 --> 00:58:15,743
We've got lightning to catch! Come on!

623
00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:43,479
- They're going to kill us, aren't they?
- I don't know.

624
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:49,027
You know, it's funny. I used to watch …

625
00:58:50,403 --> 00:58:53,156
I used to watch people
having adventures.

626
00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:56,784
I envied them.

627
00:58:58,244 --> 00:59:01,206
You ever heard the expression,
"Be careful what you wish for"?

628
00:59:01,289 --> 00:59:04,042
What? So ending up with my heart
cut out, that'll serve me right, will it?

629
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:07,170
No. No, I didn't …
I didn't mean it like that.

630
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:11,299
Look, I admire you dreaming.

631
00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:14,677
Shop boy like me,

632
00:59:14,761 --> 00:59:16,679
I could never have imagined
an adventure this big

633
00:59:16,763 --> 00:59:19,057
in order to have wished for it.

634
00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:22,352
I just thought
I'd find some lump of celestial rock

635
00:59:22,435 --> 00:59:25,063
and take it home, and that would be it.

636
00:59:25,146 --> 00:59:26,481
And you got me.

637
00:59:34,781 --> 00:59:38,826
If there's one thing I've learned
in all my years watching Earth,

638
00:59:38,910 --> 00:59:41,746
it's that people aren't
what they may seem.

639
00:59:42,455 --> 00:59:43,498
There are shop boys

640
00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:47,877
and there are boys who just happen
to work in shops for the time being.

641
00:59:47,961 --> 00:59:52,006
And trust me, Tristan,
you're no shop boy.

642
00:59:54,175 --> 00:59:56,886
You saved my life. Thank you.

643
01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:03,476
Well, well, well.

644
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,937
The last brother dead.

645
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,691
Which means that I'm king.

646
01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:15,029
I'm king!

647
01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:19,575
Not yet, brother.

648
01:00:20,827 --> 01:00:23,037
Damn. I still need the stone.

649
01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:28,042
- Your brother doesn't have it?
- Well, why don't you find out?

650
01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:39,929
Where is my stone?

651
01:00:40,013 --> 01:00:41,764
I don't …

652
01:00:41,848 --> 01:00:44,767
The man, see, your brother …
I heard him speak of a stone.

653
01:00:44,851 --> 01:00:47,770
Yeah. The girl had it. The girl had it.

654
01:00:47,854 --> 01:00:49,772
- What girl?
- I don't know.

655
01:00:49,856 --> 01:00:52,567
A girl. She got away.
Because this was a trap set up for her,

656
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:55,737
but your brother,
he come just straight into it.

657
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:58,114
A trap? Set by who?

658
01:00:58,406 --> 01:01:00,325
A woman you should pray
you'll never meet.

659
01:01:00,408 --> 01:01:01,617
She's …

660
01:01:02,577 --> 01:01:05,455
She's gone.
She took your brother's carriage.

661
01:01:05,538 --> 01:01:07,665
This woman wanted my stone?

662
01:01:07,749 --> 01:01:10,168
No. She wanted the girl's heart.

663
01:01:10,251 --> 01:01:14,589
She said the girl was a star and
she wanted to cut out her heart and …

664
01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:18,426
Eat it?

665
01:01:20,136 --> 01:01:21,554
Oh, my God.

666
01:01:23,097 --> 01:01:25,683
Do you have any idea what this means?

667
01:01:26,934 --> 01:01:28,603
Everlasting life.

668
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:31,981
King forever.

669
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,695
It's not here, sire.

670
01:01:37,779 --> 01:01:39,906
This idiot's coming with us.

671
01:02:04,305 --> 01:02:06,391
- Ask again.
- We have asked again

672
01:02:06,474 --> 01:02:08,768
and the answer is still the same.
She is airborne!

673
01:02:08,851 --> 01:02:10,186
Well, she can't remain so forever.

674
01:02:10,269 --> 01:02:12,230
Inform me
as soon as she touches ground!

675
01:02:12,313 --> 01:02:14,232
Immediately! Do you understand?

676
01:02:14,315 --> 01:02:17,902
Watch your tongue, sister!
It is you and not we who've lost her.

677
01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,904
Lost her and broken the knife!

678
01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:22,949
Even if you apprehend her,
how will you complete the deed?

679
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:26,411
Perhaps you should return now
and one of us set out in your place.

680
01:02:26,494 --> 01:02:27,745
Don't be absurd.

681
01:02:27,829 --> 01:02:30,706
I'll bring her home
and deal with her there.

682
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:33,668
Be sure everything is ready
for our arrival.

683
01:02:40,508 --> 01:02:42,677
Tell me about Victoria then.

684
01:02:46,264 --> 01:02:47,932
Well, she …

685
01:02:51,519 --> 01:02:54,105
There's nothing more to tell you.

686
01:02:54,188 --> 01:02:59,777
Because the little I know about love
is that it's unconditional.

687
01:03:00,486 --> 01:03:02,905
It's not something you can buy.

688
01:03:02,989 --> 01:03:05,867
Hang on.
This wasn't about me buying her love.

689
01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:10,746
This was a way for me
to prove how I felt.

690
01:03:13,499 --> 01:03:16,461
And what's she doing to prove
how she feels about you?

691
01:03:16,544 --> 01:03:17,753
Well …

692
01:03:22,133 --> 01:03:25,970
Look, Yvaine, you'll understand
when you meet her. All right?

693
01:03:26,429 --> 01:03:29,557
Provided we don't get murdered
by pirates first.

694
01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:35,646
Murdered by pirates.
Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria.

695
01:03:35,730 --> 01:03:38,566
I can't quite decide
which sounds more fun.

696
01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:43,321
We've located the sky vessel.

697
01:03:43,404 --> 01:03:46,032
It's headed north
for the port town on Mount Drummond

698
01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:49,494
and you are no longer
the only one seeking the star.

699
01:03:49,577 --> 01:03:51,537
There's someone following your tracks!

700
01:03:51,621 --> 01:03:53,748
A witch? A warlock?

701
01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:57,001
A prince and he's catching you up!
Get a move on!

702
01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:30,785
So, this is the part where you tell me
who you are and why you're up here.

703
01:04:31,577 --> 01:04:36,832
Or I'll snap her pretty little fingers
one by one like dry twigs!

704
01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:41,170
My name is Tristan Thorne.

705
01:04:41,462 --> 01:04:44,006
- This is my wife, Yvaine.
- Your wife?

706
01:04:44,632 --> 01:04:48,386
Far too young and radiant
to belong to just one man!

707
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:52,640
It's share and share alike
aboard my vessel, sonny boy!

708
01:04:54,141 --> 01:04:55,142
If you dare even touch her …

709
01:04:55,226 --> 01:04:57,937
You may think you're showing
a little spirit in front of your lady friend,

710
01:04:58,020 --> 01:05:00,898
but if you talk back to me again,
I'll feed your tongue to the dogs,

711
01:05:00,982 --> 01:05:03,067
you impertinent little pup!

712
01:05:03,943 --> 01:05:06,821
- Sir?
- Better! But still interrupting.

713
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:10,741
Let's see.
A hanging's always good for morale!

714
01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:13,369
Maybe we'll watch you dance
a gallows jig!

715
01:05:15,413 --> 01:05:19,417
Or perhaps I'll just tip you over the side
and have done with it!

716
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,044
It's a very long way down.

717
01:05:22,128 --> 01:05:25,548
Plenty of time to reminisce
about your pitifully short lives.

718
01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:28,593
Please, look, we're just trying
to make our way home,

719
01:05:28,676 --> 01:05:30,011
back to a place called Wall,
where I come from.

720
01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:31,637
What did you say?

721
01:05:31,721 --> 01:05:33,848
I said we were trying to get home
to Wall.

722
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,850
That's one lie too many, my son.

723
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:36,934
- Wall?
- Shut up.

724
01:05:37,018 --> 01:05:37,977
What's he saying?

725
01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:40,980
Thought you could just wander
onto my patch, did you?

726
01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:42,523
- He is. Yeah, he's gonna …
- And live to tell the tale?

727
01:05:42,607 --> 01:05:45,109
All right, go, on the deck, on the deck,
on the deck! Now, go, go, go!

728
01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:49,697
Big mistake, Mr Thorne!
And the last one you'll ever make!

729
01:05:56,912 --> 01:05:59,790
- No! No! You brute!
- Come … Come on!

730
01:05:59,874 --> 01:06:03,044
- You murderer! You pig!
- Come on! Get up! Get up!

731
01:06:04,462 --> 01:06:06,756
I'm taking the girl to my cabin,
and mark my words,

732
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:08,591
anyone who disturbs me
for the next few hours

733
01:06:08,674 --> 01:06:10,551
- will get the same treatment!
- What? You'll …

734
01:06:10,635 --> 01:06:13,304
No, you idiot!
I'll sling you over the side as well!

735
01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:14,680
Oh, yeah.

736
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:21,395
Captain's busy. So should you be.

737
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:24,774
Get in there, wench!

738
01:06:30,821 --> 01:06:33,491
So, that went well, I thought.

739
01:06:34,283 --> 01:06:38,579
Now, tell me news
of my beloved England.

740
01:06:38,663 --> 01:06:41,290
I want to hear absolutely everything.

741
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:45,586
Hang on.
I can't believe your crew fell for that.

742
01:06:45,670 --> 01:06:48,130
And where in God's name
did you get that mannequin from?

743
01:06:48,214 --> 01:06:49,924
Oh, it works every time.

744
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:52,259
An ounce of bargaining,
a pinch of trickery,

745
01:06:52,343 --> 01:06:54,887
a <i>soupçon</i> of intimidation, <i>et voilà!</i>

746
01:06:54,970 --> 01:06:57,098
The perfect recipe
for a towering reputation

747
01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:59,684
without ever having to spill
one drop of blood.

748
01:06:59,767 --> 01:07:03,187
Ever try to get blood stains out
of a silk shirt? Nightmare.

749
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:06,732
Right. I still don't understand
how they won't recognise me.

750
01:07:06,816 --> 01:07:07,858
Tristan, dear boy, when I'm done,

751
01:07:07,942 --> 01:07:08,901
your own mother won't recognise you.

752
01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:10,027
Now, we've no time to waste.

753
01:07:10,111 --> 01:07:11,987
We have only two hours
before we make port.

754
01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:13,781
First and foremost …

755
01:07:17,451 --> 01:07:21,038
It'll be so good to see you
out of those dreary clothes.

756
01:07:21,122 --> 01:07:24,458
So very small-town errand-boy.
Howlingly parochial.

757
01:07:26,127 --> 01:07:28,379
Here. <i>Très</i> you.

758
01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:31,674
I wore it as a younger man.
I hate to throw anything away.

759
01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:33,384
You know the day you do,
it'll come back in fashion,

760
01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:35,386
be oh, so <i>de la mode.</i>

761
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:36,887
Now, you, darling.

762
01:07:36,971 --> 01:07:38,681
I have some lovely dresses.
Take your pick.

763
01:07:38,764 --> 01:07:40,224
Oh, no, really, I'm fine.

764
01:07:40,307 --> 01:07:42,727
Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe.

765
01:07:44,645 --> 01:07:48,357
Now, England, England.
I want to hear everything.

766
01:07:49,066 --> 01:07:51,277
- You're not from England.
- Oh, no, sadly, no.

767
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,696
But from my earliest youth,
I lapped up the stories.

768
01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:55,531
People always told me they were
nothing more than folklore,

769
01:07:55,614 --> 01:07:58,117
but my heart told me they were true.

770
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,411
As a boy, I'd scurry away
from my father at the market

771
01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:03,414
while he did his deals
just to peek over the wall,

772
01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:06,500
dream of, perhaps, crossing it one day,
seeing England for myself.

773
01:08:06,584 --> 01:08:09,003
Really? So you …
You were here looking over there.

774
01:08:09,086 --> 01:08:10,337
Oh, yes.

775
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:14,258
- Hair.
- Hair?

776
01:08:15,426 --> 01:08:17,762
Mind you, I did my best to fit in.

777
01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:20,097
Tried to make my father,
Captain Ghostmaker, proud.

778
01:08:20,181 --> 01:08:22,600
Forged a decent reputation
as a ruthless marauder

779
01:08:22,683 --> 01:08:24,685
and cold-blooded killer.

780
01:08:25,019 --> 01:08:26,812
But my father died.

781
01:08:27,563 --> 01:08:29,774
I always promised him
I'd take over the family business,

782
01:08:29,857 --> 01:08:31,859
keep the old girl flying.

783
01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:34,779
You have no idea the lightness
it brings to my heart

784
01:08:34,862 --> 01:08:37,948
being able to confide in you
charming young people.

785
01:08:38,032 --> 01:08:40,367
The pressure of maintaining the
whole Captain Shakespeare persona

786
01:08:40,451 --> 01:08:42,453
for the sake of the crew, I don't know.

787
01:08:42,536 --> 01:08:44,121
Sometimes …

788
01:08:44,205 --> 01:08:47,166
You see, I'm very much
a man of my own creation.

789
01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:50,127
Even chose the name specially.
Took me ages.

790
01:08:50,211 --> 01:08:52,338
See, I'm thinking
legendary British wordsmith.

791
01:08:52,421 --> 01:08:55,508
My enemies and crew are thinking,
"Shake! Spear!"

792
01:08:56,091 --> 01:08:58,302
It's little things like that make me happy.

793
01:08:58,594 --> 01:09:00,679
I don't understand that.

794
01:09:00,763 --> 01:09:03,599
Surely it would make you happier
just to be yourself.

795
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:06,977
Why fight to be accepted by people
you don't actually want to be like?

796
01:09:07,061 --> 01:09:10,147
Yeah.
Why would anyone do that to himself?

797
01:09:11,398 --> 01:09:12,691
Exactly.

798
01:09:15,736 --> 01:09:19,615
Port ahoy! Ready the lightning barrels!

799
01:09:33,379 --> 01:09:34,672
Hurry up.

800
01:09:43,681 --> 01:09:46,600
Yeah. Doesn't seem very fresh.
I'll be honest.

801
01:09:46,684 --> 01:09:48,727
Shall I give you a little taste,
young Ferdinand?

802
01:09:48,811 --> 01:09:50,604
No, no. Oh, there you go.

803
01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:54,984
Brilliant. Like they're cheap.

804
01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:59,029
I think it's still crackling,
very much alive, still <i>très</i> fresh.

805
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,907
- So, name your best price.
- For 10,000 bolts?

806
01:10:01,991 --> 01:10:04,451
Ten thousand bolts
of finest quality grade A.

807
01:10:04,535 --> 01:10:07,413
Yeah, but it's difficult to shift,
isn't it? Difficult to store.

808
01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:10,749
If I get the Revenue Men in here
sniffing round, what's the …

809
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:12,626
Best price, 150 guineas.

810
01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:15,045
Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back onboard and prepare to sail.

811
01:10:15,129 --> 01:10:16,463
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ferdinand, always a pleasure.

812
01:10:16,589 --> 01:10:18,340
Hold on. Hold on. One minute.
Hold on, cuddles.

813
01:10:18,424 --> 01:10:20,301
- Oh, he's …
- One-sixty. One-sixty.

814
01:10:20,384 --> 01:10:22,344
Seeing as I'm feeling
particularly generous today,

815
01:10:22,428 --> 01:10:23,721
I'll settle for 200.

816
01:10:23,804 --> 01:10:26,849
Two hundred? Okay.
You're having a laugh.

817
01:10:26,932 --> 01:10:28,225
Have you had your head in that?

818
01:10:28,309 --> 01:10:31,395
Has he been sailing up
where the air's too thin?

819
01:10:32,855 --> 01:10:35,482
- You're being very rude.
- Not any more.

820
01:10:36,650 --> 01:10:38,402
- Two hundred.
- One-eighty.

821
01:10:38,485 --> 01:10:39,945
- Two hundred.
- That's not negotiation.

822
01:10:40,029 --> 01:10:42,364
I'm changing my number.
One-eight-five.

823
01:10:42,448 --> 01:10:44,909
- Did I hear 200?
- From you, you did. Yeah.

824
01:10:44,992 --> 01:10:47,786
- You said 200.
- If I did, you're a ventriloquist.

825
01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:49,997
Okay, one-nine-five. Final offer.

826
01:10:50,331 --> 01:10:54,418
One-nine-five it is.
So, with sales tax, that's, let's see, 200.

827
01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:56,712
Brilliant. Put it in the back.

828
01:10:57,087 --> 01:10:59,298
Unbelievable. Here.

829
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,513
Yes? Can I help you?

830
01:11:08,515 --> 01:11:09,642
Nosy.

831
01:11:10,059 --> 01:11:13,312
Have you heard any of these rumours
going round about a fallen star?

832
01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:14,813
Everyone's talking about it.

833
01:11:14,897 --> 01:11:18,233
You get your hands on one of them,
we can shut up shop. Retire.

834
01:11:18,317 --> 01:11:20,027
- Fallen star?
- Yeah.

835
01:11:26,033 --> 01:11:27,785
- Nothing on your travels?
- No.

836
01:11:27,868 --> 01:11:29,119
Not even a little sniff of a whisper?

837
01:11:29,203 --> 01:11:30,913
Everyone's going on about it
down at the market.

838
01:11:30,996 --> 01:11:32,289
Which market?
The market near the wall?

839
01:11:32,373 --> 01:11:33,332
Yeah.

840
01:11:33,415 --> 01:11:35,209
Well, Ferdy, you're wasting your time
listening to gossip

841
01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:37,252
from the kind of pond scum
trading down there.

842
01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:39,672
- Well, if it …
- Oh, my word! Speak of the devil.

843
01:11:39,755 --> 01:11:41,507
Oh, yeah? What were you saying, then?

844
01:11:41,590 --> 01:11:43,926
Oh, what a wonderful woman
you are, Sal.

845
01:11:44,009 --> 01:11:45,719
How the world wouldn't be
the same place without you.

846
01:11:45,803 --> 01:11:47,471
You look great.
You've had your feet done, haven't you?

847
01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:51,684
But, you two, you have business
to attend to. Sal. Ferdy. Good day.

848
01:11:51,767 --> 01:11:54,520
Come on.
I've got something new for you.

849
01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:02,903
Captain Shakespeare.

850
01:12:03,278 --> 01:12:04,613
Stand down!

851
01:12:04,697 --> 01:12:06,407
Meet my nephew,
the fearsome buccaneer,

852
01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:08,033
Tristan Thorne.

853
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:10,869
He'll be joining us for our journey home.

854
01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:14,415
I have the perfect gift
to keep you amused on the way.

855
01:12:21,255 --> 01:12:22,297
Oh …

856
01:12:28,595 --> 01:12:30,055
Right, you lazy dogs!

857
01:12:30,139 --> 01:12:32,850
Let's get young Tristan
on his way home!

858
01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:26,213
Touché.

859
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,382
I'm impressed.

860
01:14:44,314 --> 01:14:46,441
Yvaine, I know what you are.

861
01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:51,780
No, no. Have no fear.

862
01:14:52,239 --> 01:14:56,451
No one on this vessel will harm you,
but there are plenty who would.

863
01:14:59,830 --> 01:15:03,584
Your emotions give you away, Yvaine.
You must learn to control them.

864
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:06,003
You've been glowing
more brightly every day,

865
01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:07,504
and I think you know why.

866
01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:10,424
Of course I know why I'm glowing.
I'm a star.

867
01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:14,553
- And what do stars do best?
- Well, it's certainly not the waltz.

868
01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:26,982
- Now try.
- Okay.

869
01:15:30,444 --> 01:15:32,196
- See?
- Very good.

870
01:15:47,461 --> 01:15:48,879
Due west, you say?

871
01:15:48,962 --> 01:15:50,297
And you're certain
he had a girl with him?

872
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,381
Yeah.

873
01:15:51,465 --> 01:15:54,801
You're sure? Absolutely sure?
Sure you're not lying?

874
01:15:55,302 --> 01:15:57,638
I'd cross my heart if I had one.

875
01:15:58,931 --> 01:16:00,557
- Brilliant.
- You'd better be telling the truth,

876
01:16:00,641 --> 01:16:01,934
you two-faced dog.

877
01:16:02,017 --> 01:16:05,020
I can get you one of them, actually.
Very good guard dogs.

878
01:16:05,103 --> 01:16:07,272
They can watch the back
and the front door at the same time.

879
01:16:07,356 --> 01:16:08,357
I can get you anything you want.

880
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:11,109
What are the chances of getting
a Babylon candle?

881
01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:12,653
That one's slim.

882
01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:17,241
Although, I did know a girl once,
if you know what I mean …

883
01:16:17,324 --> 01:16:18,408
I'm a ladies' man.

884
01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:19,910
… who had a sister …

885
01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:21,078
I think it was a woman.

886
01:16:21,161 --> 01:16:24,915
Oh, she was terrible.
Face like a bag of frogs. Ugly frogs.

887
01:16:24,998 --> 01:16:26,250
Enough.

888
01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:46,270
Hold on tight!
The Captain's at the helm!

889
01:17:38,739 --> 01:17:41,491
So there's the road you'll need for Wall.

890
01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:45,120
Good luck on your journey home,
Yvaine, wherever that may be.

891
01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:48,206
And good luck to you, Tristan,
with your Victoria.

892
01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:50,792
Oh, how can we ever thank you enough
for your kindness?

893
01:17:50,876 --> 01:17:54,504
Don't mention it.
No, seriously, don't mention it.

894
01:17:54,588 --> 01:17:58,633
Reputations, you know.
A lifetime to build, seconds to destroy.

895
01:18:01,011 --> 01:18:03,972
Oh, and Tristan, just remember …

896
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:08,935
Just think about it.

897
01:18:12,689 --> 01:18:17,110
Well, give my regards to England.
It's been a pleasure to meet you both.

898
01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:23,825
Mind you don't wear that wench out,
Captain Tristan!

899
01:18:28,497 --> 01:18:30,457
What did he say to you?

900
01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:32,584
What did he say when?

901
01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:35,212
Just then. When he whispered to you.

902
01:18:36,671 --> 01:18:39,091
No … No, he … He was just saying
we should use the lightning

903
01:18:39,174 --> 01:18:41,426
to get you a Babylon candle.

904
01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:43,470
Barter for it, you know.

905
01:18:44,638 --> 01:18:48,266
For the last time, where is the girl?

906
01:18:49,601 --> 01:18:52,396
The girl with the stone!
Where did she go?

907
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:55,607
- Are you mocking me?
- No …

908
01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:59,236
'Cause if you are, believe me,
you have seconds to live!

909
01:19:04,157 --> 01:19:05,659
What a freak.

910
01:19:05,951 --> 01:19:08,495
Clean this thoroughly.

911
01:19:16,670 --> 01:19:18,004
Bollocks.

912
01:19:20,257 --> 01:19:22,968
If you have quite finished
squandering your magic

913
01:19:23,051 --> 01:19:25,595
on your rather
counterproductive beauty routine,

914
01:19:25,679 --> 01:19:27,931
you might like to know that
the star has returned.

915
01:19:28,014 --> 01:19:29,433
She's back on land.

916
01:19:29,516 --> 01:19:32,894
I know, damn it.
I couldn't reach the lake in time.

917
01:19:32,978 --> 01:19:37,357
No matter. We have found her.
She is on the road to the village of Wall.

918
01:19:37,441 --> 01:19:39,985
If you take the shortcut
across the marshes,

919
01:19:40,068 --> 01:19:41,987
you should arrive in time
to intercept her.

920
01:19:50,912 --> 01:19:52,205
Yvaine.

921
01:19:56,001 --> 01:19:58,128
- Are you trying to break my leg again?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

922
01:19:58,211 --> 01:20:01,131
I just … I can't risk people seeing you.
I don't trust anyone.

923
01:20:01,214 --> 01:20:02,924
But at this rate, if we keep stopping …

924
01:20:03,008 --> 01:20:08,013
Yvaine. We're making good time.
Just leave it a minute.

925
01:20:14,936 --> 01:20:16,730
Aren't you tempted?

926
01:20:19,774 --> 01:20:21,568
Tempted? By what?

927
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:24,738
Immortality.

928
01:20:25,739 --> 01:20:27,657
Let's say it wasn't my heart.

929
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,536
Not me. Just a star you didn't know.

930
01:20:33,205 --> 01:20:35,916
You seriously think I could kill anyone?

931
01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:44,424
I mean, even if I could …
Everlasting life?

932
01:20:46,510 --> 01:20:49,095
I imagine it would be kind of lonely.

933
01:20:51,306 --> 01:20:52,432
Well,

934
01:20:54,226 --> 01:20:57,020
maybe if you had someone
to share it with.

935
01:20:58,146 --> 01:20:59,773
Someone you love.

936
01:21:00,148 --> 01:21:02,609
Maybe then it might be different.

937
01:21:05,779 --> 01:21:07,948
Come on, I think we're safe.

938
01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:33,765
Now remember, Captain Shakespeare
has a fearsome reputation.

939
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,648
- What the hell is this?
- What are you doing here?

940
01:23:04,731 --> 01:23:06,858
My name is Prince Septimus.

941
01:23:08,068 --> 01:23:10,862
And you're going to tell me
where I can find the girl.

942
01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:23,583
All right, twinkletoes.
I'm gonna count to three. One, two …

943
01:23:39,891 --> 01:23:44,562
You know, you sort of glitter sometimes.
I just noticed it. Is it normal?

944
01:23:44,646 --> 01:23:47,774
Let's see if you can work it out
for yourself.

945
01:23:47,857 --> 01:23:49,693
What do stars do?

946
01:23:51,236 --> 01:23:52,904
Attract trouble?

947
01:23:54,948 --> 01:23:57,283
That's … All right, I'm sorry.
Wait, I'm sorry.

948
01:23:57,367 --> 01:23:58,952
All right, let me … Let me …
Do I get another guess?

949
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:04,165
Is it … Do they know exactly how
to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorne?

950
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:11,715
- How long will that take?
- Maybe two days.

951
01:24:11,798 --> 01:24:15,552
But we don't have two days.
Victoria's birthday is tomorrow.

952
01:24:16,302 --> 01:24:19,431
Yes, it is. Well remembered.

953
01:24:25,895 --> 01:24:28,565
- Nice cup of Earl Grey.
- Get out, everybody. Get out.

954
01:24:28,648 --> 01:24:30,650
Did he hurt you, Captain?

955
01:24:32,318 --> 01:24:35,697
Did you tell him
where your nephew and the girl went?

956
01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:38,616
So what's the problem?

957
01:24:39,826 --> 01:24:41,578
It's my reputation.

958
01:24:43,037 --> 01:24:45,331
No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.

959
01:24:45,415 --> 01:24:47,292
It's all right, Captain.

960
01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:50,503
We always knew you were a whoopsie.

961
01:24:53,757 --> 01:24:57,510
- You'll always be our captain, Captain.
- Aye, aye, Captain.

962
01:25:02,932 --> 01:25:03,933
Captain.

963
01:25:04,017 --> 01:25:06,019
Yeah. Let's go, let's go.

964
01:25:13,193 --> 01:25:15,069
Prince Septimus,
your men, they're dead.

965
01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:16,529
Oh, really?

966
01:25:18,406 --> 01:25:19,616
Go on!

967
01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:35,590
I met that woman.
She's friends with the Captain.

968
01:25:35,673 --> 01:25:37,383
He said she trades at the market
near Wall.

969
01:25:37,467 --> 01:25:39,469
- We could hitch a lift.
- Really? She's a friend of the Captain's?

970
01:25:39,552 --> 01:25:40,845
- You sure?
- Yes, yes.

971
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:45,475
Wait! Sorry!
My name is Tristan Thorne. This …

972
01:25:45,558 --> 01:25:47,227
That's my flower.

973
01:25:47,894 --> 01:25:50,980
Eighteen years
I've been looking for that.

974
01:25:51,064 --> 01:25:52,732
Give it to me now!

975
01:25:53,441 --> 01:25:56,528
How dare you?
That was a gift from his mother!

976
01:25:56,611 --> 01:25:57,612
Oh.

977
01:25:58,154 --> 01:26:00,073
Perhaps I was mistaken.

978
01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:02,909
It's all right.

979
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:05,495
It's obviously very valuable to you,
so you can have it

980
01:26:05,578 --> 01:26:07,163
in exchange for what I need.

981
01:26:07,247 --> 01:26:09,332
- A Babylon candle?
- And safe passage to the wall.

982
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:11,251
A Babylon candle?

983
01:26:11,334 --> 01:26:15,296
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't deal in black magic.

984
01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:16,589
Really?

985
01:26:17,215 --> 01:26:19,676
Well, can you give us a lift then?
To the wall?

986
01:26:19,759 --> 01:26:22,846
Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?

987
01:26:24,848 --> 01:26:27,642
For that flower, I can offer you passage.

988
01:26:27,892 --> 01:26:30,061
- Food and lodging on the way?
- Safe passage.

989
01:26:30,144 --> 01:26:32,522
I swear that you will arrive at the wall

990
01:26:32,605 --> 01:26:35,692
in the exact same condition
that you're in now.

991
01:26:41,281 --> 01:26:43,867
Do you have any idea what
manner of thing it was that you had?

992
01:26:43,950 --> 01:26:45,994
Some kind of lucky charm?

993
01:26:46,452 --> 01:26:49,706
A very lucky charm indeed. Protection.

994
01:26:50,498 --> 01:26:55,295
In fact, the exact same thing that
would've prevented me from doing this.

995
01:26:59,674 --> 01:27:02,385
- Oh, my God! What did you do?
- Much better.

996
01:27:02,468 --> 01:27:06,306
<i>You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.</i>

997
01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:10,226
Though I'll keep me word.
You shall not be harmed.

998
01:27:19,152 --> 01:27:22,739
There.
Food and lodging just as I promised.

999
01:27:22,822 --> 01:27:26,993
Would I be correct in thinking that
you can neither see nor hear me?

1000
01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:30,121
Then I'd like to tell you
that you smell of pee.

1001
01:27:30,204 --> 01:27:31,998
You look like the wrong end of a dog.

1002
01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:34,584
And I swear,
if I don't get my Tristan back as he was,

1003
01:27:34,667 --> 01:27:36,836
I'll be your personal poltergeist!

1004
01:27:56,022 --> 01:27:57,273
Tristan?

1005
01:27:58,816 --> 01:28:01,653
If you can understand me,
look at me now.

1006
01:28:30,139 --> 01:28:33,184
You know when I said
I knew little about love?

1007
01:28:34,894 --> 01:28:36,813
Well, that wasn't true.

1008
01:28:39,315 --> 01:28:41,275
I know a lot about love.

1009
01:28:42,026 --> 01:28:45,488
I've seen it.
I've seen centuries and centuries of it.

1010
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:51,244
And it was the only thing that made
watching your world bearable.

1011
01:28:52,412 --> 01:28:57,917
All those wars. Pain and lies. Hate.

1012
01:29:00,044 --> 01:29:03,381
Made me want to turn away
and never look down again.

1013
01:29:05,466 --> 01:29:09,303
But to see the way that mankind loves.

1014
01:29:10,471 --> 01:29:13,224
I mean, you could search
the furthest reaches of the universe

1015
01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:16,185
and never find anything more beautiful.

1016
01:29:19,063 --> 01:29:24,485
So, yes, I know that
love is unconditional.

1017
01:29:26,112 --> 01:29:29,949
But I also know it can be unpredictable,

1018
01:29:30,867 --> 01:29:36,539
unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable

1019
01:29:38,458 --> 01:29:42,628
and, well,
strangely easy to mistake for loathing.

1020
01:29:43,337 --> 01:29:44,338
And

1021
01:29:46,674 --> 01:29:51,137
what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is

1022
01:29:52,764 --> 01:29:54,515
I think I love you.

1023
01:29:55,600 --> 01:30:01,314
My heart, it feels like
my chest can barely contain it.

1024
01:30:03,149 --> 01:30:08,613
Like it doesn't belong to me any more.
It belongs to you.

1025
01:30:10,114 --> 01:30:14,368
And if you wanted it,
I'd wish for nothing in exchange.

1026
01:30:15,661 --> 01:30:20,666
No gifts, no goods,
no demonstrations of devotion.

1027
01:30:23,669 --> 01:30:26,297
Nothing but knowing you love me, too.

1028
01:30:28,174 --> 01:30:29,759
Just your heart

1029
01:30:31,803 --> 01:30:33,513
in exchange for mine.

1030
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:45,191
The wall is one mile that way.

1031
01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:49,695
There. Though the walk might take
you a little longer than normal.

1032
01:30:49,779 --> 01:30:53,908
Transformation tends to leave the brain
a bit scrambled for a while.

1033
01:30:57,370 --> 01:30:58,704
You …

1034
01:30:58,913 --> 01:30:59,956
Oh!

1035
01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:03,543
I warned you. Save your strength.

1036
01:31:04,502 --> 01:31:06,796
I've been so worried about you.

1037
01:31:07,421 --> 01:31:08,714
Victoria.

1038
01:31:09,715 --> 01:31:11,801
I think I preferred "Mother."

1039
01:31:13,678 --> 01:31:18,266
Come on. There's an inn over there.
Victoria's birthday's not till tomorrow.

1040
01:31:19,267 --> 01:31:20,768
I think you need a bath
and a good night's sleep

1041
01:31:20,852 --> 01:31:23,146
before you present me to her.

1042
01:31:23,229 --> 01:31:24,897
Come on. Come.

1043
01:31:27,233 --> 01:31:30,153
- Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
- Okay.

1044
01:31:51,632 --> 01:31:53,342
- Excuse me?
- Oh!

1045
01:31:53,426 --> 01:31:56,721
- I think you're in my bath.
- Well, close your eyes!

1046
01:31:58,222 --> 01:32:02,393
I'm not … Honestly, I'm not looking.
Here, I'll turn away.

1047
01:32:07,315 --> 01:32:09,734
All right, you can open them now.

1048
01:32:17,450 --> 01:32:20,620
Did you really mean
what you said in the caravan?

1049
01:32:22,622 --> 01:32:23,873
What I …

1050
01:32:23,956 --> 01:32:27,043
But … But you were a mouse!

1051
01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:30,630
You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
You didn't …

1052
01:32:30,713 --> 01:32:32,548
I asked you to give me a sign.

1053
01:32:32,632 --> 01:32:36,844
And risk you being too embarrassed
to keep saying such lovely things?

1054
01:32:42,141 --> 01:32:45,770
You want to know what the Captain
really whispered to me that day?

1055
01:32:48,064 --> 01:32:52,693
He told me that my true love
was right in front of my eyes.

1056
01:32:54,862 --> 01:32:56,530
And he was right.

1057
01:33:11,295 --> 01:33:14,215
Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
you got to come up and see this!

1058
01:33:14,298 --> 01:33:15,758
No, thank you.

1059
01:33:16,467 --> 01:33:18,552
- Pervert!
- Suit yourself.

1060
01:33:20,513 --> 01:33:23,933
- Ironic, isn't it?
- Yeah. What is?

1061
01:33:24,517 --> 01:33:26,602
Septimus will be here by the morning,

1062
01:33:26,686 --> 01:33:30,481
find the girl, get the stone
and be king forever.

1063
01:33:30,564 --> 01:33:31,941
So unjust.

1064
01:33:32,525 --> 01:33:34,860
Still, at least we will be free.

1065
01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:40,950
You're very close.
She's in the market town.

1066
01:33:41,033 --> 01:33:43,327
One mile from the gap in the wall.

1067
01:33:43,411 --> 01:33:45,496
You speak as if this is good news.

1068
01:33:45,579 --> 01:33:49,542
Do I need to remind you that Wall
is not part of our universe?

1069
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:52,211
If she crosses the threshold
into the human realm,

1070
01:33:52,295 --> 01:33:56,382
our star becomes nothing more
than a pitted lump of metallic rock.

1071
01:33:56,841 --> 01:33:59,260
Then I suggest you hurry up!

1072
01:34:30,416 --> 01:34:31,584
What?

1073
01:34:32,585 --> 01:34:33,753
Oh, what do you want?

1074
01:34:33,836 --> 01:34:37,006
Sorry.
Can I have a piece of paper and a pen?

1075
01:34:37,089 --> 01:34:39,967
Ask me again
at a more reasonable hour.

1076
01:34:40,051 --> 01:34:41,177
No, I can't. I have to go.

1077
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:43,512
Look,
if my friend wakes up before I get back,

1078
01:34:43,596 --> 01:34:46,098
- please, can you give her a message?
- Go on.

1079
01:35:22,635 --> 01:35:26,305
You know, that's the first time
I've ever slept at night.

1080
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,350
I can't believe it.

1081
01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:34,730
Tristan?

1082
01:35:43,989 --> 01:35:45,741
Have you seen my friend?

1083
01:35:45,825 --> 01:35:47,785
He left absurdly early.

1084
01:35:48,953 --> 01:35:50,204
He left?

1085
01:35:50,287 --> 01:35:53,541
He told me to tell you
he's gone to see Victoria

1086
01:35:53,624 --> 01:35:56,544
because he's sorry,
but he's found his true love

1087
01:35:56,627 --> 01:35:59,797
and he wants to spend
the rest of his life with her.

1088
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:01,966
What?

1089
01:36:02,925 --> 01:36:05,428
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

1090
01:36:34,832 --> 01:36:37,710
Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!

1091
01:37:21,295 --> 01:37:22,838
Happy birthday.

1092
01:37:23,756 --> 01:37:25,090
Tristan.

1093
01:37:27,051 --> 01:37:28,844
What happened to you?

1094
01:37:30,221 --> 01:37:31,889
I found the star.

1095
01:37:33,974 --> 01:37:35,893
I can't believe you did it.

1096
01:37:35,976 --> 01:37:38,521
Where's my star? Can I see it?

1097
01:37:39,605 --> 01:37:41,690
- Is it beautiful?
- Yes.

1098
01:37:43,901 --> 01:37:45,903
Well, it's awfully small.

1099
01:37:46,820 --> 01:37:49,865
Well, that's just a little piece.
A token for your birthday.

1100
01:37:49,949 --> 01:37:52,785
Well … Well, then forget about the star.

1101
01:37:54,078 --> 01:37:56,288
It's not the star that I want.

1102
01:37:58,707 --> 01:38:00,501
You know what I want.

1103
01:38:02,670 --> 01:38:04,547
Yeah. I do.

1104
01:38:09,802 --> 01:38:13,764
You want to grow up
and get over yourself.

1105
01:38:18,519 --> 01:38:20,187
- Humphrey.
- Thorne.

1106
01:38:20,688 --> 01:38:22,815
You must have a death wish.

1107
01:38:30,823 --> 01:38:33,659
Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.

1108
01:38:34,243 --> 01:38:35,911
She's all yours.

1109
01:38:35,995 --> 01:38:38,581
You really are a perfect couple.
The best of luck to you both.

1110
01:38:38,664 --> 01:38:43,335
Well, why would I want this?
It's just a measly handful of stardust!

1111
01:38:48,841 --> 01:38:50,009
Yvaine?

1112
01:38:52,136 --> 01:38:54,096
She can't cross the wall.

1113
01:39:02,813 --> 01:39:03,856
Go on!

1114
01:40:11,340 --> 01:40:14,301
Stop! Stop!
If you go through there, you'll die!

1115
01:40:14,385 --> 01:40:15,469
What?

1116
01:40:17,596 --> 01:40:20,849
If you set foot on human soil,
you'll turn to rock.

1117
01:40:21,392 --> 01:40:24,937
Wretched slattern!
Where have you taken me?

1118
01:40:34,238 --> 01:40:36,740
Planning to enter Wall, were you?

1119
01:40:36,824 --> 01:40:41,286
If death is what you wish, my dear,
I'd be more than happy to assist you.

1120
01:40:41,578 --> 01:40:43,497
Are you talking to me?

1121
01:40:44,206 --> 01:40:45,874
You. Small world.

1122
01:40:46,834 --> 01:40:50,212
Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
I was talking to the star.

1123
01:40:50,671 --> 01:40:52,005
What star?

1124
01:40:53,507 --> 01:40:57,261
My slave girl's no star.
Any fool can see that.

1125
01:40:57,761 --> 01:41:00,389
If she was,
I'd have had the heart out of her chest

1126
01:41:00,472 --> 01:41:03,058
a long time ago, trust me.

1127
01:41:03,434 --> 01:41:06,854
Trust you? Not a mistake
I'd be likely to make again.

1128
01:41:07,479 --> 01:41:10,941
What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
Heads or tails?

1129
01:41:40,929 --> 01:41:45,017
- Oh, God. Time to go.
- She's not going anywhere.

1130
01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:46,977
I think you'll find she is.

1131
01:41:47,060 --> 01:41:49,480
It's all right. You can come, too.

1132
01:41:52,357 --> 01:41:56,445
You can ride in the carriage or
be dragged behind it. Your choice.

1133
01:42:16,298 --> 01:42:17,633
What happened?

1134
01:42:17,716 --> 01:42:20,052
Be my guest. I quit.

1135
01:42:20,135 --> 01:42:23,138
Eighty years
I've stopped you people going out.

1136
01:42:23,222 --> 01:42:25,140
What I should have been worrying about

1137
01:42:25,224 --> 01:42:26,725
was those people
from the other side coming in.

1138
01:42:26,809 --> 01:42:28,477
All right,
just tell me what happened!

1139
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:30,479
What happened? Oh, where to start?

1140
01:42:31,814 --> 01:42:32,815
No!

1141
01:42:46,787 --> 01:42:48,038
Come on!

1142
01:43:17,943 --> 01:43:19,111
Go on!

1143
01:43:49,683 --> 01:43:50,976
The star!

1144
01:43:51,518 --> 01:43:52,519
And who else?

1145
01:43:52,603 --> 01:43:55,731
A slave for us. It will be nice to
have someone to help mop up

1146
01:43:55,814 --> 01:43:58,066
when we've finished with our little guest.

1147
01:43:58,150 --> 01:43:59,568
Oh, good work, sister.

1148
01:43:59,651 --> 01:44:02,571
And just in time, I see! You look awful!

1149
01:45:01,546 --> 01:45:03,006
Who are you?

1150
01:45:04,257 --> 01:45:06,593
What business do you have here?

1151
01:45:08,011 --> 01:45:09,304
Septimus?

1152
01:45:09,805 --> 01:45:11,932
I knew your brother, Primus.

1153
01:45:13,225 --> 01:45:15,811
Unless you wish to meet him
in the afterlife,

1154
01:45:15,894 --> 01:45:18,563
I suggest you answer my question.
What are you doing here?

1155
01:45:18,647 --> 01:45:20,983
I might ask you the same thing.

1156
01:45:37,708 --> 01:45:39,584
There are four of them.

1157
01:45:42,546 --> 01:45:45,298
Do as I say and we may stand a chance.

1158
01:45:45,382 --> 01:45:47,884
Wait.
How do I know you can be trusted?

1159
01:45:47,968 --> 01:45:50,595
You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?

1160
01:45:50,679 --> 01:45:52,723
- No.
- Well, then, let's go.

1161
01:46:00,022 --> 01:46:03,650
Get off me! Get off!

1162
01:46:07,863 --> 01:46:10,073
- Una?
- Septimus.

1163
01:46:10,157 --> 01:46:11,658
- Una!
- Sister!

1164
01:46:30,385 --> 01:46:32,304
Tristan! No! Tristan!

1165
01:46:33,472 --> 01:46:36,224
I'm your … I'm your … I'm your mother.

1166
01:46:37,434 --> 01:46:39,019
I'm your mother.

1167
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:18,350
- Rather well.
- Good riddance to you. Yes.

1168
01:47:43,875 --> 01:47:44,876
Oh!

1169
01:47:57,889 --> 01:48:00,142
Let's put out those flames.

1170
01:48:00,559 --> 01:48:01,893
Shall we?

1171
01:48:52,569 --> 01:48:54,446
So, what happens now?

1172
01:48:55,238 --> 01:48:57,657
We have to learn to live with each other.

1173
01:48:57,741 --> 01:48:58,950
Forever?

1174
01:49:04,456 --> 01:49:06,249
Let's get on with it.

1175
01:49:10,128 --> 01:49:12,172
Be the man that I know you are.

1176
01:49:29,940 --> 01:49:31,233
- Get outside.
- Okay.

1177
01:49:31,316 --> 01:49:32,359
Go.

1178
01:49:42,494 --> 01:49:44,412
- Tristan!
- Get him.

1179
01:50:20,031 --> 01:50:21,366
Get off!

1180
01:50:25,453 --> 01:50:27,205
Get out!

1181
01:51:04,367 --> 01:51:08,872
So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
Frog or tadpole?

1182
01:52:06,888 --> 01:52:08,139
Septimus?

1183
01:53:30,221 --> 01:53:31,431
Tristan!

1184
01:54:15,225 --> 01:54:16,559
Youth.

1185
01:54:17,435 --> 01:54:18,770
Beauty.

1186
01:54:20,563 --> 01:54:23,024
It all seems meaningless now.

1187
01:54:23,691 --> 01:54:25,693
My sisters are dead!

1188
01:54:27,278 --> 01:54:30,990
Everything I cared about gone.

1189
01:54:37,121 --> 01:54:38,289
Go.

1190
01:54:43,711 --> 01:54:45,046
Go!

1191
01:55:06,025 --> 01:55:07,026
No!

1192
01:56:04,125 --> 01:56:06,085
I owe you thanks, boy.

1193
01:56:06,502 --> 01:56:09,631
What use was her heart to me
when it was broken?

1194
01:56:10,048 --> 01:56:14,969
And you got rid of my sisters
and now I can have it all for myself.

1195
01:56:20,808 --> 01:56:23,895
- Hold me tight and close your eyes.
- What? Why?

1196
01:56:24,604 --> 01:56:26,272
What do stars do?

1197
01:56:33,071 --> 01:56:34,238
Shine.

1198
01:57:10,441 --> 01:57:12,151
- Bravo!
- Yeah!

1199
01:57:12,527 --> 01:57:13,861
Very good.

1200
01:57:15,613 --> 01:57:17,156
Why didn't you do that earlier?

1201
01:57:17,240 --> 01:57:21,911
I couldn't have done that without you.
No star can shine with a broken heart.

1202
01:57:23,287 --> 01:57:25,164
I thought I'd lost you.

1203
01:57:26,416 --> 01:57:28,251
But you came back.

1204
01:57:28,626 --> 01:57:30,962
Of course I did. I love you.

1205
01:57:36,467 --> 01:57:37,760
Come on.

1206
01:57:57,822 --> 01:57:59,157
Tristan.

1207
01:58:01,868 --> 01:58:05,413
The last surviving male heir
of the Stormhold bloodline.

1208
01:58:08,166 --> 01:58:09,834
It's you, Tristan.

1209
01:58:13,671 --> 01:58:16,674
But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
then …

1210
01:59:03,721 --> 01:59:08,226
I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.

1211
01:59:25,576 --> 01:59:27,036
Yeah!

1212
01:59:42,927 --> 01:59:44,595
My gift to you.

1213
01:59:46,347 --> 01:59:47,765
To you both.

1214
01:59:48,057 --> 01:59:49,433
Thank you.

1215
02:00:04,323 --> 02:00:06,951
<i>They ruled for 80 years.</i>

1216
02:00:08,119 --> 02:00:11,122
<i>But no man can live forever,</i>

1217
02:00:11,956 --> 02:00:15,418
<i>except he who possesses
the heart of a star.</i>

1218
02:00:16,294 --> 02:00:20,715
<i>And Yvaine had given hers
to Tristan completely.</i>

1219
02:00:22,258 --> 02:00:25,595
<i>When their children and grandchildren
were grown,</i>

1220
02:00:26,596 --> 02:00:29,849
<i>it was time to light the Babylon candle.</i>

1221
02:00:35,897 --> 02:00:40,359
<i>And they still live happily ever after.</i>