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Fabulous Beth!

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Not a move out of place.

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It's just the year you win it all, darling.

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Oh, thanks sweetheart.

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Mwah.

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You know, if your dad was with us,

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he'd be really proud seeing his little girl win this race.

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Hey, it's the 30th annual Spring Blast.

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Well, he always said you made me a better skier.

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And I think...

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a better person.

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But we'll have lots of friends at our wedding.

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Almost all the invitations have finally come back.

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And to the top of the jump once again,

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and we have Francis Grant set to go.

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This kid is poised to be one of the big birds of this sport.

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A kid who can really...

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Flaps up.

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That's tight.

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Ready for takeoff.

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And he's in the lead with four.

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One more, one break.

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And the crowd is screaming,

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I love you, Donnerburg!

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He's not just the maintenance man,

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he's the feel-good skier of the 90s!

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Oh.

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I could have made that.

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Before the accident.

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Ouch, ouch, ouch.

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Put that clinch there anyway.

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And a great takeoff.

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Oh, yeah.

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A grandmother's cleavage.

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Twisty nippies and chocolate frosting!

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Oh, oh!

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Weak teeth caused that fall.

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Calcium deficiency.

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Needed to have center gravity right up...

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Oh, Tatterberg, that feels so good.

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Yes, doesn't it?

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Oh, let me take my top off, Tatterberg.

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Yes, and call your sister.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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I feel your pain!

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Remember, pain is temporary.

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Glory lasts forever!

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Fun.

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Oh, geez, I forgot this one.

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I'm a bad boy.

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Let's boogie!

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Boogie down!

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Let's party!

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No money, eating out of cans

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Make my home in the back of my van

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White Tyler is all that I need

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I let the thrill I get from downhill speed

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Yeah!

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Ski fun!

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Head up to Aspen

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Hit the rocket for some snow-covered action

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Head up!

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My dreams, if I'm gonna go to heaven

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Thank God I've got my ski

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Ski all day, party all night

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You've only got one life, so live this life

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Get to bed early to ride

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Girls can't get enough of those ski...

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What? What?

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Shh! Boo!

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No! With you, the clock. Goodbye.

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Good morning, Dave Marshack begins...

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Another day.

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Thank you.

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Hey, little fish.

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Good morning. Gotta get the maid here.

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Bill. Bill. Bill.

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Hi, Bill. Bill. Bill.

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My girl, Bill.

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This is not a bill.

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Mr. and Mrs. Remington Longwood invite you to the wedding of their son Stephen to...

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Beth Roberts.

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Beth.

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That was a year ago.

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I've been a walking fungus ever since.

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It's a wedding. It's just a wedding.

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It's a great place to meet chicks, free food.

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She'll look nice in a wedding dress.

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Hey! Hey, we're here!

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We're here, Mr. Truck.

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And... no.

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This is not good.

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This... come on, baby.

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Come on.

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There's just a few more hills.

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Okay. Oil.

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What about it?

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Okay. What... I... no.

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Hi, you got a bus engine?

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You wanna give me a ride?

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No.

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Alex. Alex.

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Hi.

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Alex.

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Alex. Alex.

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Alex, you got any jelly?

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Oh, hi. I'm Gina.

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Gina Hoffinmeckler.

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Gina Hoffinmeckler.

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No, no, no, no. Hoffinmeckler.

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Hoffinmeckler. That's nice.

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It rhymes with...

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absolutely nothing.

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Listen, does Alex got any jelly around here?

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Gina, did Alex use his entire stock of whipped cream with you?

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It's for my toast.

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Gina, what is it about Alex that makes women

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want to drop their drawers within 15 feet of him?

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Oh. Well, I guess nothing's changed.

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The guy's still tired. He never sleeps.

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How does he keep it up?

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Look, does he have any jelly?

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Don't give me jelly, Gina!

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Alex!

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Alex!

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Alex!

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Oh, hi, Dave.

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Who is Steve Longwood?

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He's the head ski instructor.

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He got my job. Why didn't they promote you?

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Look at me, Dave.

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Okay, you've got a point.

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Come on, get yourself together. Let's get out of here.

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Alex, honey, come on back up here.

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Okay, two seconds.

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Alex, I don't think you've got any jelly left.

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Alex!

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Alex!

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Alex!

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Hey, yeah.

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I was studying yesterday.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Ah, back, back.

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Name?

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Lola Schnitzelbank.

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Listen, I'm really sorry, Miss Schnitzel.

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Your name's not on this list.

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Well, maybe you could juggle a few balls

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and put me in as a last-minute entry.

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I'll, uh, see what I can do.

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Uh, excuse me, miss, don't take this the wrong way,

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but there is something metallic strapped to your back.

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It's an easel. I'm a nude painter.

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Bet you are, you little vixen.

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Steve, you told the last person the entries were closed.

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And to take a hike, you can't just shut up.

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Shh.

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Steve Longwood?

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Yeah.

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We're from the Old Boyfriend Society,

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a watchdog group for grooms-to-be.

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Now, according to our records, prior to her engagement to you,

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Beth Roberts was involved with a handsome, witty,

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fun-loving guy who pretty much fulfilled all of her needs.

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So if you'll just sign this form,

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our records will show that you're no longer interested in marrying Beth,

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and we'll just get on out of here.

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Hey, nice try, fella.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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I remember you. Yeah, you're David Marshack.

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You used to be Top Dog around here until I took your place.

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Who was it, Dave? Oh.

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You broke too many rules

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when Beth's dad had you thrown off the mountain.

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And then Beth broke up with you.

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Ah, gee, Dave.

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Tough breaks all around, I guess.

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She'd have known you'd be hanging around with the likes of him.

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Hey, just watch your step.

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So speaking of Miss Roberts, where is she these days?

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Ah, she's right over there.

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She happens to manage this mountain now.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

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Well, I happen to be at this mountain.

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And you know, Steve, there's an old saying where I come from.

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Oh, really?

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Don't get caught pumping up a flat dog.

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Doy.

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You didn't know what that meant.

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Dave! Alex!

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My men!

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Hey! Yes, I'm back.

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Again. So, still taking ski school?

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Yeah, yeah, beginner's level, year five.

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Good. I see it.

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Dave, Dave, you are not gonna believe Beth.

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Boy, has she changed.

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I wish you luck, right?

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Because Lord knows, I know how hard it is to hang on to a good woman nowadays.

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Burp.

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Excuse me. Chilly.

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Yeah. Check you later.

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Bye.

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Excuse me, miss.

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Oh, my God. This is freaking me out.

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You look exactly like my ex-girlfriend.

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But it couldn't be you, because she would never marry a guy like Steve Longwood.

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She was wild. She was vivacious.

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She wore these black garters.

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I think I'll leave you two alone.

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My good man Alex, you don't spend too much time with him, do you?

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Well, thank you for asking, Dave. I'm fine. And you?

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Well, I'm very glad you could make it.

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Since I had no idea what became of you,

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and I never got back your invitation,

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and it is three days before the wedding.

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Better late than never.

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Dave, look, I'm very busy.

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My father left the mountain to me.

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I've got a lot of responsibilities now.

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I was very sorry to hear about your father.

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You know, when I knew him, he was always...

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alive.

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Look, I know you two didn't always get along.

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No, no, Beth. North and South Korea didn't get along.

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Your father couldn't stand me.

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Come on. You were too wild, Dave.

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What about the time that you switched my father's cereal with a box of tampons

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because you thought he needed more fiber in his diet?

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Well, he did.

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Oh, please.

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He wasn't the only reason we broke up.

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You seem to be forgetting the fact that you couldn't make a commitment.

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Commitment? Beth, come on. You know that's not my style.

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Anyway, does that mean you go off and you marry Heinrich von Schmuck?

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Steve's a good guy, Dave.

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Well, he's...

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He's stable...

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and reliable...

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handsome...

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and willing to make a commitment.

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But can he tie a cherry stem in a knot with his tie?

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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No, that's just it. You know, things have changed.

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I've changed.

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Okay, so you're not wearing the same outfit. Big deal. This one's fine.

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Look, I have to see to these other people, okay?

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We'll talk later.

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Do you believe that?

280
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Commitment? Responsibility?

281
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:22,100
Oh! Mmm! Mmm!

282
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:27,100
Well, I guess I should be thankful you don't have this effect on me.

283
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:46,100
Hi, Tatebert.

284
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,100
Hi, Dave.

285
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,100
Well, it's nice to see that some people haven't changed around here.

286
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,100
I'm 3 inches shorter.

287
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,100
So what's with the bat-like position?

288
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:59,100
Well, Dave, I tried a variation on the Pilates certain death flip.

289
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,100
Ah, a variation.

290
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,100
Yes, Dave.

291
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,100
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do it.

292
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,100
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do it.

293
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,100
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do it.

294
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,100
I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do it.

295
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,100
Ah, a variation.

296
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,100
Yes, Dave. With the Pilates, you have to use a variation.

297
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,100
Why is that again?

298
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,100
He died.

299
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:28,100
Anyway, this Steve guy snapped up Beth quicker than you can say Tian Gulei Al.

300
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,100
The turtles, they were crying.

301
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,100
In Mandarin Chinese.

302
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:36,100
Well, well, well. That isn't Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dick.

303
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,100
Hello, Alice.

304
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,100
I'm sorry I'm late today.

305
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,100
Well, it just so happened I was selling her a set of steak knives

306
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,100
just to help your married life sparkle.

307
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,100
There, now don't you feel sheepish?

308
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,100
I am sorry I shouldn't mention sheep around you.

309
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,100
Sorry, Mr. Bigwood.

310
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,100
It's Longwood, asshole.

311
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,100
Now, you listen to me, and you listen good, pal.

312
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,100
I don't like you. I've never liked you.

313
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,100
In fact, if it wasn't for Beth, I'd...

314
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,100
Have had a sex change long ago.

315
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,100
Oh, shut up. I'm talking this little asswipe right here.

316
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,100
Well, this piece of asswipe over here happens to be my friend.

317
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,100
The one that makes me sick. The one I'm gonna throw off this mountain.

318
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,100
Throw off the mountain? Okay. All right.

319
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,100
Okay, buddy. All right. All right.

320
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,100
Your brother refills cream donuts.

321
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,100
I'm an only child.

322
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:30,100
Your grandmother's so old, she parts dust.

323
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,100
I never knew my grandmother.

324
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,100
Your father should have pulled out early.

325
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,100
Huh? Huh?

326
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,100
He did.

327
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,100
Your mother gives handjobs to statues.

328
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:48,100
Won't you ever talk about my mommy... mother?

329
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,100
Top of the morning, Miss Roberts.

330
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,100
Hello, Totterberg.

331
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,100
What stage, honey, I see you and Dave have met.

332
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,100
Yeah, we were just talking about our families.

333
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,100
Yeah, well, I have a ski class to teach.

334
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,100
Coming, Beth?

335
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,100
Not much with you.

336
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,100
Excuse me, I beg your pardon.

337
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,100
Such a view!

338
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,100
Well, I'm glad you two had a chance to meet.

339
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,100
See you around, Dave.

340
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,100
Well, now I know what she sees in a guy.

341
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,100
Friendly.

342
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:41,100
♪

343
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:11,100
♪

344
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,100
Oh.

345
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:54,100
Right. Your turn.

346
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,100
Me?

347
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,100
What?

348
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,100
What I just did.

349
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,100
I don't know.

350
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,100
Ha, ha, ha!

351
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,100
Ha, ha, ha!

352
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,100
It's easy. You just gotta have the stomach for it.

353
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,100
No, thanks, man.

354
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,100
No takers here.

355
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,100
No.

356
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,100
Come on, you can do it. Come on.

357
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,100
No. No, you can do this.

358
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,100
Steve, no, this is a beginner's class.

359
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,100
I'm just a beginner.

360
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,100
Uh...

361
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,100
Shouldn't we do this with a net?

362
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,100
Piece of cake.

363
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,100
Cake is good.

364
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,100
This is gonna be a scream.

365
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,100
Steve, you know, it looks kind of dangerous.

366
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,100
Shut up, Lee-Lee.

367
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,100
Come on, chicken.

368
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,100
Ah!

369
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,100
Ah!

370
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,100
Ah!

371
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,100
Ah!

372
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,100
Oh!

373
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,100
Ah!

374
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,100
Ah!

375
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,100
Ah!

376
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,100
Ha, ha!

377
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,100
Oh!

378
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,100
Ah!

379
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,100
Oh, wow!

380
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,100
Ow! Damn it, man!

381
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:40,100
God!

382
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,100
Ah!

383
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,100
Oh, shoot!

384
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,100
Whoa!

385
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,100
Oh, man!

386
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,100
Whoo!

387
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,100
Get away, pal!

388
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,100
Ah!

389
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,100
Ah!

390
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,100
Oh!

391
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,100
Nice try.

392
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,100
But you'll be repeating again.

393
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,100
So that's what a nude painter does.

394
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,100
Mm.

395
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,100
You see, this has no effect on me.

396
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,100
I'm very focused, very directed.

397
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,100
My sights are set on death, Alex.

398
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:13,100
And not one crude thought is running through my mind.

399
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:17,100
Maybe a line or two about what it would be like

400
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,100
to stretch her out across a canvas,

401
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,100
but nothing else.

402
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,100
Take off your clothes.

403
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:26,100
I'll take your picture.

404
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:30,100
Print up some postcards, hey, you never know.

405
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:34,100
We'll sneak into the dark room late at night

406
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:38,100
When nobody is looking

407
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:42,100
And hold all your negatives up to the light

408
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:46,100
And see right through them

409
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,100
Come on, you wimps, let's go!

410
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,100
We'll think of something

411
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:53,100
Maybe a quick drill in the patio

412
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,100
Or take off your clothes

413
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:57,100
Oh, shit!

414
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,100
Whoa!

415
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,100
Son of a bitch!

416
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:05,100
You gotta be careful there, Steve.

417
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:08,100
Skiing is a very dangerous sport.

418
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:11,100
I'm gonna get you, Jake, man.

419
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,100
I did it!

420
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,100
This did not happen again.

421
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:17,100
Oh, gosh, boss.

422
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,100
I think the odds are for being out here again

423
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,100
While you're leaving the class.

424
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,100
Not her, you idiot! David Marshack!

425
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:27,100
You think he'd be painting naked out here?

426
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,100
Listen to me.

427
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:32,100
He's gotta get a warning to stay away from Beth.

428
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:34,100
I want you to handle it.

429
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,100
I did too much riding on this wedding

430
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,100
To let that little shit screw it up.

431
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:49,100
Beth, listen.

432
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,100
Steve and I, we have really bonded.

433
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:54,100
We're like this. I mean it. It's amazing.

434
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100
Well, good. I'm glad to hear it.

435
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,100
I was thinking that later on

436
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,100
All 3 of us could get together, have a drink.

437
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,100
I was thinking about maybe O'Dougals.

438
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,100
O'Dougals? Dave, I'm not sure O'Dougals

439
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:08,100
Is how you remember it.

440
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,100
How different could it be?

441
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,100
This is great. This is great!

442
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,100
Dave? Yeah?

443
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:39,100
I don't seem to be having any effect on the ladies here.

444
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,100
Nope.

445
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,100
What, Jim?

446
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,100
Fantastic.

447
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,100
Yeah, where's the men's room?

448
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,100
The men's room?

449
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,100
The men's room.

450
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:55,100
Right this way. I'll show you the men's room.

451
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,100
Hey, I can squat.

452
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:06,100
We'd like to suggest holding it in.

453
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,100
Yeah, we're pushing back in.

454
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:13,100
Both very workable suggestions.

455
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:19,100
Stewardess? Stewardess?

456
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,100
What did you say?

457
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:23,100
Could we see menu?

458
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,100
A menu?

459
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,100
Okay, what are those specials?

460
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:33,100
This place came very highly recommended in that little guide

461
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,100
They gave me at the rent-a-car place.

462
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:40,100
It's not a good idea, all right? Please?

463
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:42,100
Come on, let's go. Come on.

464
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:45,100
No, no, no, no. Come on, come on. It's gonna be fun.

465
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,100
Steve-a-rino! I heard this was your hangout.

466
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,100
You wild man!

467
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,100
So...

468
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,100
What can I get you?

469
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:15,100
Um, I'll have a vodka tonic, thank you.

470
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,100
Don't mention it.

471
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:20,100
What about Captain Cheesedick here?

472
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,100
Excuse me, what did you just call me?

473
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,100
Ah, don't get your panties in a vod.

474
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:28,100
Sweet cheeks. I'll get you a Virgin Mary.

475
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,100
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

476
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,100
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

477
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,100
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

478
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,100
I'll get you a Virgin Mary.

479
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,100
I'm going!

480
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,100
Let's move it out of here, okay?

481
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:42,100
I'm going!

482
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:47,100
Hey, yeah, so I shouldn't have tossed my recyclables into the regular trash.

483
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,100
Man, resort town's really cracked down.

484
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:56,100
She must go on. That's the first one this week.

485
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,100
Anyone want to bartend?

486
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,100
Hey, hey, hey!

487
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,100
How about a sex on the beach?

488
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:25,100
One sex on the beach, come on!

489
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,100
Get the hell out of here with that sex on the beach!

490
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,100
Slow, comfortable, screw up against the wall.

491
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:35,100
One slow, long, comfortable, screw up against the wall.

492
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,100
I'll have a screaming orgasm.

493
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:46,100
Ah!

494
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,100
Thank you, orgasm. Screaming out of here.

495
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,100
Ah!

496
00:29:56,100 --> 00:30:00,100
How about a bend me over and do me like a dog?

497
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,100
Woo!

498
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,100
Here you go.

499
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,100
Miss Lillay, what can I do for you?

500
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:20,100
Oh, I don't know. Um, how about a bite me, damn it?

501
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,100
One bite me, damn it.

502
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,100
Come on now.

503
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:34,100
Okay, I think that's just about enough, sweetheart.

504
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,100
Come on, this is fun.

505
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:39,100
Honey, come on. We've got a wedding rehearsal luncheon that we're expecting at tomorrow.

506
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,100
Bye, Dave.

507
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,100
Aren't you gonna stay and try my drink?

508
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,100
That's okay, Dave.

509
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:04,100
Oh, shit.

510
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,100
Tonight's the night.

511
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:13,100
I want him taken for a very long ride.

512
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,100
Are you listening to me?

513
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:21,100
I want him off my mount.

514
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,100
I'm not gonna let you do this.

515
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:27,100
I'm not gonna let you do this.

516
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,100
I'm not gonna let you do this.

517
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:31,100
I want him off my mount.

518
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:01,100
Oh, my God.

519
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,100
Not bad. All right.

520
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,100
This one is good.

521
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:20,100
This one is good.

522
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,100
That helps.

523
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,100
Can't hear a thing.

524
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,100
Can't hear a thing, don't wanna hear a thing.

525
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,100
Daddy, that's an exit.

526
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:19,100
Excuse me.

527
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:52,100
Wanna know what I've been up to

528
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:56,100
I got sick and tired of lying face down in the road

529
00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:00,100
We're all messed up and no place to go

530
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:04,100
Well, I'm ready, I've let my toe

531
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:08,100
I guess you gotta do something when you wake up in the cold

532
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:12,100
I'm up and about, heading for home

533
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:16,100
I got someone waiting to see me when I'm gone

534
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:20,100
I'm on my way, stay around

535
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:25,100
I got somewhere I got to be and I can't go down

536
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:29,100
Can't go down, I can't go down

537
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,100
All right.

538
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,100
I can't go down

539
00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:40,100
To the left of our tram, you'll notice the set from the 1937

540
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:44,100
cult classic Killer Librarians from Crab Town.

541
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:49,100
This, of course, was later remade by Hollywood and became the cult classic E.T.

542
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:56,100
Just up ahead, you'll see the Chasm of Death, used in the wonderful film

543
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:59,100
Dave Buys the Farm.

544
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,100
Oh, yeah.

545
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,100
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

546
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:15,100
A warm welcome to all of you here for the 30th annual Spring Blast.

547
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:19,100
And what would the Spring Blast be without the traditional slush cup?

548
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:23,100
Let's have a big hand for our contestants. They're really making a splash out.

549
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:28,100
And don't forget, there's a special prize today for the most original dash in this drip, the heck.

550
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:33,100
Up at the top of the end run, now we've got, uh, I'm not sure what it is.

551
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:36,100
Hey, check it out. It's a fan of a song.

552
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,100
Oh, yeah, slush cup! Slush cup!

553
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,100
Slush cup, daddy! Slush cup! Everybody, slush cup!

554
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,100
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!

555
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,100
And here is your score for the cult classic.

556
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:53,100
Don't forget, there's a prize for the winner of that category.

557
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:56,100
Here, there will be a card with the name of the King.

558
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,100
What a blast!

559
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:05,100
Adrian! Adrian!

560
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,100
Adrian!

561
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:17,100
The 30th annual Spring Blast continues with the preliminary heats of the Mogul competition.

562
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:22,100
A traditional favorite event here at the Spring Blast, we've seen some super performances from the men so far.

563
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:25,100
And it's expected the Mogul event has been a real crowd pleaser.

564
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:31,100
Remember, it's a combination of best time and best performance, especially in the aerials, that will determine the winner.

565
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:35,100
The bigger the air, the better you fare here at the Spring Blast.

566
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:39,100
And let's go up to the top of our course now and start on the women's competition.

567
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:46,100
First up, we have a preliminary heat between newcomer Lola Schnitzelbank, dark horse in this event, and our own Beth Roberts.

568
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:52,100
Remember what we talked about. Precision. Okay? Keep it crisp. Keep it tight.

569
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,100
Did I mention fiancé? No flashy stuff, all right?

570
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:58,100
Yes, they've chosen the Spring Blast week to duel slalom down the aisle.

571
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:03,100
Now let's see if Love and Steve's coaching has any effect on Beth's command of the Mogul course.

572
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,100
Five, four, three, two, one.

573
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,100
Whoo!

574
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:41,100
Lola Schnitzelbank is a clear winner of this one.

575
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:45,100
But who knows? These two gals could wind up in the finals against each other tomorrow,

576
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:49,100
which just happens to be Beth Roberts and Steve Longwood's wedding day.

577
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:53,100
These two lovebirds may have more than skiing on their mind.

578
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:56,100
Now let's go back up to the top of the course for our next matchup.

579
00:37:56,100 --> 00:38:00,100
Here's a couple of fine young competitors just approaching the gate.

580
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,100
Margaret!

581
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,100
Joyce.

582
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:14,100
No, Dave. Dave Marshak. Me and my friends are here to stuff the sausages for today's event.

583
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:18,100
I don't have you down here.

584
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,100
Yet.

585
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:26,100
Well, if you've stuffed the sausages.

586
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:29,100
We stuffed them full and true.

587
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,100
My name's Alex.

588
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:35,100
Oh, hecker's here. Let me make you up some name tags.

589
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:40,100
And take a program, too.

590
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,100
So what's your name?

591
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:45,100
Todd or Bert Gizinski.

592
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,100
Todd or Bert?

593
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,100
Yes, ma'am.

594
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:50,100
Well, where did you get a name like that?

595
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:53,100
Well, when I was born. Pop it in space.

596
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:55,100
I'm a pop it.

597
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,100
Well, where did you get a name like that?

598
00:38:57,100 --> 00:39:00,100
Well, when I was born. Pop it in speak much English.

599
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:04,100
He told the doctors that I should be called Todd or Bert.

600
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,100
You know, but in those days, he spoke real fast.

601
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:09,100
Dodder it! Dodder it! Over-sod it! Dodder it! Dodder it!

602
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:12,100
Faster! That hurts!

603
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,100
Are you glad you asked?

604
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:18,100
Oh, and that's Gizinski. Like the cheese.

605
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:28,100
Excuse me.

606
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,100
I don't recall inviting you.

607
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,100
No, no, you did. It was right after we pricked our fingers

608
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:35,100
and promised to become blood brothers.

609
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:38,100
Dave, the only prick around here happens to be you.

610
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,100
Good one.

611
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,100
Steve, you know, I'm sorry I'm late.

612
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,100
I had a really rocky sleep last night.

613
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:47,100
Thing is going bump in the night, slipping, sliding.

614
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,100
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

615
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:51,100
No, I don't.

616
00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,100
I'm sorry. I'm late.

617
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,100
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

618
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,100
No, actually, I slept like a log.

619
00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,100
Ahem! Ahem!

620
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,100
Hi.

621
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:06,100
Hi. Well, look who's here.

622
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:09,100
Sweetheart, you're not in the wedding party.

623
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:14,100
Oh, I know, but he came this far, and he got all dressed up,

624
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,100
which is rare for him.

625
00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,100
I also, Miss Roberts.

626
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:20,100
So I see.

627
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,100
This is strictly not...

628
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:25,100
I'm sure it'll be okay, as long as you boys behave yourselves.

629
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,100
We'll behave ourselves.

630
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:30,100
See, Steve? Everything's gonna be just peachy.

631
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,100
♪ Fee-wa-chee-na-foo-sah... ♪

632
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,100
I think that's wrong, that whole song.

633
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,100
Mmm-mmm.

634
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:53,100
A couple more of these, and I'll look good.

635
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:58,100
So, they gave me some tests a few years ago.

636
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:01,100
Not so much electricity. This time.

637
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:03,100
Call me!

638
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:06,100
And the wife turns to me and says,

639
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:08,100
here comes a good part.

640
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:11,100
Leonard, the dessert part is the bigger one.

641
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,100
Oh, I get it.

642
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,100
God!

643
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,100
Ah, the dessert part!

644
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,100
It's the bigger one!

645
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,100
I get it!

646
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,100
I get it!

647
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,100
I get it!

648
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,100
Oh!

649
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,100
The dessert part is the bigger one!

650
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:39,100
I've wet myself! I love a good fork story!

651
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:41,100
Tell me more.

652
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,100
I haven't said a word yet.

653
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,100
Tell me again.

654
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,100
Oh, shut up! You talk too much!

655
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:51,100
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Longwood and his lovely fiancée,

656
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:54,100
Beth Roberts, would like to welcome you to their rehearsal luncheon.

657
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:57,100
They are delighted to see so many friends from here and out of town

658
00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:00,100
for tomorrow's wedding, and they wish you all a wonderful afternoon.

659
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,100
Please draw your attention to the dance floor

660
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:06,100
as our happy couple gets the dancing started here this afternoon.

661
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,100
Jump! No! Don't jump!

662
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,100
You have so much to live for!

663
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:13,100
Did it work?

664
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:16,100
I gave them proper instructions, but they panicked.

665
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,100
Steve, there's a لكن for you.

666
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,100
Yeah, in a minute.

667
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:22,100
That guy says it's important.

668
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,100
Oh, God.

669
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,100
Oh, God.

670
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:28,100
Oh, God.

671
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,100
Oh, God.

672
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,100
Oh, God.

673
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,100
Oh, God.

674
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,100
Oh, God.

675
00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,100
Oh, God.

676
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,100
Oh, God.

677
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,100
Oh, God.

678
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,100
Oh, God.

679
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:47,100
I'll be right back.

680
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:55,100
Hello, Dave.

681
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:03,100
Hello, Steve Longwood. Who is this?

682
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,100
This is Rear Admiral McSpecter

683
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,100
with the Volunteer Fire Department.

684
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:11,100
Don't panic, but near as me and the boys can tell,

685
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:14,100
you got a cold Zebra Zero-Niner

686
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:17,100
ripping through your sunroom.

687
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,100
Chicken dance!

688
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,100
I don't have a sunroom.

689
00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,100
Will you get your head together, man?

690
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:48,100
Don't make me come through this phone

691
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,100
and slap some man into you.

692
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,100
Now listen up.

693
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:54,100
I don't have a sunroom.

694
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:57,100
Will you get your head together, man?

695
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,100
Don't make me come through this phone

696
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:01,100
and slap some man into you.

697
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:03,100
Now listen up.

698
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:16,100
What exactly is a Code Zebra Zebra-Niner?

699
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:19,100
Well, that's pretty obvious.

700
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:39,100
Are you ready, animal?

701
00:44:39,100 --> 00:45:08,100
Hmmm..

702
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:09,600
All right, now.

703
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,600
Now, when you were a kid and you were playing fort,

704
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,600
you remember that?

705
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,600
You were out in your grassy knoll

706
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,600
playing fort with your cardboard box

707
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,600
and a big bag of fried flour,

708
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,600
and you had nothing to worry about in the world.

709
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,600
You had not a care in the world.

710
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,600
And the big fat kid from across the way would come.

711
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,600
Hey, thank you.

712
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,100
Remember, children under six

713
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,600
enjoy complimentary chicken thighs.

714
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,100
That kid was enormous.

715
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:41,600
He must have weighed 260 pounds in the sixth grade.

716
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,600
And he'd just be sitting there not bothering anybody,

717
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,600
and he'd...

718
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,600
Why, yes, sir.

719
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,600
In fact, I'll personally come up

720
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,600
and give you a cream massage.

721
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,600
Sorry, Mr. Lungfish.

722
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,600
It's Lung... Cassette...

723
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,600
What the...

724
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,600
Lung... Cassette...

725
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,600
What the hell is going on here?

726
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,600
Get the music.

727
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,600
This is not in the program!

728
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,600
Davy, Davy, Davy.

729
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,600
You know I could have you arrested?

730
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,600
Chicken dancing with intent to untighten asses.

731
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,600
I'd have my own cell in the joint.

732
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,600
Listen to me. I'm marrying Beth,

733
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,600
and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

734
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,600
And not only that, your little freak friend here

735
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,600
is gonna be building snow forts to live in

736
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,600
once I give him the boot.

737
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,600
I don't think you have that authority, Freulein.

738
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,600
You know something, Davy? You're right.

739
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,600
I don't.

740
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,600
Not yet. Get him out of here.

741
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,600
Come on.

742
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,600
No, no, no, no, not him.

743
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,600
Please, not him.

744
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,600
Oh, dear God! Not my joy board!

745
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,600
Damn it!

746
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,600
Whoa!

747
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,600
I see you're working on that zany, carefree style of yours.

748
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,600
Who asked you?

749
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,600
Just trying to be supportive.

750
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,600
Yeah, right.

751
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,600
Just like your shenanigans on the dance floor.

752
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,600
You're out of control, Dave.

753
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,600
So, uh, how long has it been since you've done that?

754
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,600
Come on. I still do that.

755
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,600
Yeah, not that I've seen.

756
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,600
I mean, I'm sure you can probably do it if you say you can,

757
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,600
but if you can't, yeah, I understand.

758
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,600
Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss.

759
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,600
See? That was fun.

760
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,600
We can have fun.

761
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,600
Remember the time we went heliskiing and got lost?

762
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,600
Had to spend the night on a mountain?

763
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,600
Yeah, it was cold.

764
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,600
It was cozy.

765
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,600
Yeah.

766
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,600
We never did ski Death Row together.

767
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,600
We will. Someday.

768
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,600
I'm not sure I want to go.

769
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,600
I'll see you later, Dave.

770
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,600
He's just not for you.

771
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,600
I'd say that's looking pretty good.

772
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,600
Listen, I don't think you need a brush-up lesson,

773
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,600
but, you know, that's why I'm here.

774
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,600
That's what you paid me for.

775
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,600
Did you say brush-up?

776
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,600
Do you remember when you last saw me with a brush?

777
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:38,600
Yeah, listen, if you're referring to that little incident yesterday,

778
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,600
I really wouldn't want you to misunderstand.

779
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,600
Maybe I could give you a few lessons.

780
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,600
I like your face enough to...

781
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,600
sit...

782
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,600
for a portrait.

783
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,600
See you later, Steve.

784
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,600
What's her story?

785
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,600
Huh? Oh, nothing.

786
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,600
Nothing, hey, nothing.

787
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,600
Steve?

788
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,600
Yeah?

789
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,600
You don't think I've become boring or anything?

790
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,600
I'm fun, aren't I?

791
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,600
Of course you are, darling.

792
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,600
You think if you weren't fun, you could have snagged a guy like me?

793
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,600
Huh? Come here.

794
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,600
That's my girl.

795
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,600
Oh, yes, I love you.

796
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,600
I love you, yes.

797
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,600
I just want to tell you kids what a cute couple you make.

798
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,600
Oh, Steve, I'm so sorry.

799
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,600
I thought that was Lola. I...

800
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,600
Just a minute.

801
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,600
Just why do you think that little runt bastard didn't get the message last night, Lee?

802
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,600
Steve, you never told me to give him a message.

803
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,600
You told me to take him for a long ride off the mountain.

804
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,600
Oh, never mind, you little twerp.

805
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,600
Did you know that little creep was with my Beth all afternoon?

806
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,600
Yeah, but weren't you with that Lola woman?

807
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,600
Would you shut up?

808
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,600
What does that have to do with anything?

809
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,600
Nothing, I guess.

810
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,600
Yeah, well, you guessed right.

811
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,600
Oh, jeez, there's that little no-mind.

812
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,600
God, I hate him.

813
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,600
Every time I'm gonna kick his ass off this mountain.

814
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,600
Only about a million times.

815
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,600
I just don't get how he's been here so long.

816
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,600
Hey, Beth's dad and I had an arrangement.

817
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,600
Beth doesn't know about it.

818
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,600
Got the old man to sign a deal just before he kicked.

819
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,600
It says that if I marry Beth, I get control of the entire mountain.

820
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,600
That's a pretty lot.

821
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,600
Yeah, damn straight.

822
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,600
Dave?

823
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,600
Yeah?

824
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,600
Alex?

825
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,600
Alex, Alex.

826
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,600
Don't die on me, man.

827
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,600
Can it be true if you were living baff to death?

828
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,600
Don't do that to me, man.

829
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,600
Well, now, isn't this cozy and convenient?

830
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,600
Steve, that NAMBLA meeting let out early?

831
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,600
Look, Dave, this is the last time I'm gonna see you.

832
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,600
Look, Dave, this is the last time I'm gonna warn you.

833
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,600
Quit screwing up our wedding plans.

834
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,600
Now, Steve, I know that the feelings you have for me are confusing you.

835
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,600
That's natural.

836
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,600
Oh!

837
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,600
Yeah.

838
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,600
Uh, look, Dave, it's been real.

839
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,600
And all good things must come to an end.

840
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,600
Hi, fellas.

841
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,600
You must be looking for the donkey rides.

842
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,600
Well, apparently they left town as soon as they heard you were arriving.

843
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,600
So...

844
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,600
Oh, boy.

845
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,600
Oh, boy.

846
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,600
Oh, boy.

847
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,600
Dave, man. Dave, man. Dave, man. Dave, man.

848
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,600
What the hell happened to you?

849
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,600
I cut myself shaving.

850
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Well, Steve's definitely on my shit list now.

851
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,600
Then you're gonna have a serious logjam in a second.

852
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,600
Guess what I just found out. What?

853
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,600
Steve conned Beth's old man.

854
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,600
The only reason he's marrying Beth is so he can take over the mountain.

855
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,600
That doink. If they're getting married tomorrow, we gotta do something.

856
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,600
Beth's at her bachelorette party tonight,

857
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,600
and Steve will be off at his.

858
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,600
Perfect.

859
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,600
Listen, you concentrate on Beth. Don't worry about Steve.

860
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,600
He'll have his hands full.

861
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,600
All righty.

862
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,600
Well, hello, Mr. Rip Van Winkle.

863
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,600
Okay, women, hide Alex.

864
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,600
Oh!

865
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,600
Ladies.

866
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,600
Hey.

867
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,600
Hey, what are you guys... What are you guys doing?

868
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Ooh! Ah!

869
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,600
Oh!

870
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,600
Oh!

871
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,600
Oh!

872
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,600
Look.

873
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,600
Are you gonna say anything?

874
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,600
Those are great.

875
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,600
Um, I mean, this is great.

876
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,600
Yes.

877
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,600
Wow.

878
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,600
Smooth talker.

879
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,600
Uh, I'd like to ask for your help.

880
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,600
Um, you see, a few of the guys, you know,

881
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,600
are gonna get together, crash a party,

882
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,600
and, uh, it's just that, uh,

883
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,600
just the guy's getting married tomorrow, you know, so we wanna...

884
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,600
Steve Longwood?

885
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,600
Steve! Uh, Steve!

886
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,600
Why didn't you say so?

887
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,600
But there is something you can do for me.

888
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,600
Name it.

889
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:11,600
♪

890
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,600
♪

891
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:21,600
♪

892
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,600
♪

893
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,600
Raven eyes

894
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,600
Poured lips

895
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,600
Milk white thighs

896
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,600
Got a love of her sweet hips

897
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,600
Ooh, my baby's gonna scratch my door

898
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,600
Come midnight

899
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,600
Yeah, my baby's gonna knock once more

900
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,600
Come midnight

901
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,600
I get so restless

902
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,600
She leaves me breathless

903
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,600
Oh, flesh and fire

904
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,600
Oh, she's got a deep desire

905
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,600
And then comes up

906
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,600
The sun goes down

907
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,600
She drives me wild

908
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,600
I start a little love

909
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,600
I start a little love

910
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,600
Snoring

911
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,600
Oh, yeah.

912
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,600
Hello. Studleys?

913
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,600
Yes, you had a strip-a-cram scheduled for Beth Roberts' bachelorette party

914
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,600
later this evening?

915
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,600
Yes, well, there's been a change in venue.

916
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,600
Could you please send your steaming hunk of men

917
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,600
to O'Dougal's Bar in town?

918
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,600
That's right, O'Dougal's. I know that!

919
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,600
That would be very sweet. You're very sweet.

920
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,600
Thank you. Bye-bye.

921
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,600
Yeah!

922
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,600
Yeah!

923
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,600
Yeah!

924
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,600
Yeah!

925
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,600
Yeah!

926
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,600
Yeah!

927
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,600
Yeah!

928
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,600
Yeah!

929
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,600
Yeah!

930
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,600
Yeah!

931
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,600
Ooh, my!

932
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,600
What a fetching ensemble.

933
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,600
Well...

934
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,600
Well, what?

935
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,600
Try it on.

936
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,600
No.

937
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,600
Oh, come on! Put it on, Viv!

938
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,600
You think so?

939
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,600
Sure.

940
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,600
God, when is that stripper getting here?

941
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,600
Shh!

942
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,600
Tch!

943
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,600
¶ Al-Fatino's!

944
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,600
¶ There's a reset, there's a reset!

945
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,600
¶ Al-Fat...

946
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,600
Mommy!

947
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,600
There's my sister!

948
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,600
There's my special buddy!

949
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,600
Hey, listen.

950
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,600
And you don't forget.

951
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,600
Take that special delivery letter

952
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,600
over to that idiot,

953
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,600
Handyman's Cabin.

954
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,600
Hmm?

955
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,600
Hey!

956
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,600
Huh?

957
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,600
I'll do it tonight.

958
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,600
All right.

959
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,600
This time tomorrow.

960
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,600
All this gum will be off.

961
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,600
All I gotta do is marry old...

962
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,600
Beth.

963
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,600
Ha-ha!

964
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,600
¶ Is it love, is it love?

965
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,600
¶ The bush comes to shove

966
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,600
¶ It's time, love

967
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,600
¶ It's time, love

968
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,600
¶ It looks like we're killed

969
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,600
¶ This is me

970
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,600
¶ It's time, love

971
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,600
This is me!

972
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,600
¶ It's time, love

973
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:34,600
I'm real hot.

974
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,600
Give me that gum.

975
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,600
It's perfect.

976
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,600
Okay, just hold on.

977
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,600
Just don't press this button yet.

978
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,600
This is already set and the car will automatically move.

979
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,600
You want a number to make a date?

980
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,600
Well, she says maybe.

981
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,600
I'm always late.

982
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,600
She's so suggestive.

983
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,600
You breathe a trance.

984
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,600
You're breathing heavy.

985
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,600
With a surprise in your face.

986
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Can you ever get enough?

987
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,600
She's gonna shake in his pants.

988
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,600
I'm just gonna blow up.

989
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,600
Hold on, just let me...

990
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,600
Mmm!

991
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,600
Watch out.

992
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,600
Is it lust, is it love?

993
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,600
When push comes to shove, it's tough love.

994
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,600
It's tough love.

995
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,600
It looks like a kill.

996
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,600
Is this heaven or hell?

997
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,600
It's tough love.

998
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,600
It's tough love.

999
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,600
Get out of the way!

1000
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,600
Get the fuck away!

1001
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,600
She's struggling.

1002
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,600
Oh, my!

1003
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,600
Come on back!

1004
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,600
I'm coming, I'm coming.

1005
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,600
That's what you'll be saying tomorrow night.

1006
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,600
That's not what I heard.

1007
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,600
I know, me too.

1008
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,600
You know, they haven't even done it.

1009
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,600
You guys!

1010
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,600
We're supposed to be showing our support.

1011
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,600
If you wanted her to have support,

1012
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,600
you wouldn't have bought her that teddy.

1013
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,600
Whoo!

1014
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,600
Whoo!

1015
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,600
Whoo!

1016
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,600
Whoo!

1017
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,600
Tell the truth, Beth.

1018
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,600
Could you get Steve hot like that?

1019
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,600
Of course.

1020
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,600
Sure, sure.

1021
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,600
Oh, come on.

1022
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,600
So our relationship is just a little more,

1023
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,600
well, conventional.

1024
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,600
So...

1025
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,600
There's more to getting married than...

1026
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:45,600
Oh, cut the analytical crap!

1027
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,600
Where's the damn stripper?

1028
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,600
Baby we got, baby we got

1029
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,600
Us between us, no

1030
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,600
Baby we got, baby we got

1031
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,600
Us between us, baby we got

1032
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,600
It's time for love, it's time for love

1033
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,600
Are you ready to make art history?

1034
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,600
Oh, God, she's painting their bodies.

1035
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,600
What?

1036
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,600
She's painting their bodies.

1037
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,600
It's time for love

1038
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,600
Dave's gonna thank us.

1039
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:38,600
Beth gets a little shot, she's gonna dunk this guy for sure.

1040
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,600
It's time for love

1041
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,600
It's time for love

1042
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,600
It's time for love

1043
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,600
It's time for love

1044
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,600
It's time for love

1045
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,600
It's time for love

1046
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,600
It's time for love

1047
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,600
It's time for love

1048
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,600
Oh, God, I think they're gonna do it!

1049
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,600
Do what?

1050
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,600
I'm ready for you, Dave.

1051
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,600
Oh, yeah.

1052
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,600
It's time for love

1053
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,600
Get out of the way!

1054
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,600
It's time for love

1055
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,600
It's time for love

1056
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,600
It's time for love

1057
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,600
It's time for love

1058
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,600
It's time for love

1059
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,600
It's time for love

1060
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,600
It's time for love

1061
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,600
Get out of here!

1062
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,600
I'll save you!

1063
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,600
I told Steve that it was just gonna be us.

1064
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,600
I mean, we're getting married tomorrow.

1065
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,600
I don't want him to get mad.

1066
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,600
I mean, what am I gonna tell him that we were doing tonight?

1067
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:48,600
He's here! He's here! He's here!

1068
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:56,300
mutual affection, and still I don't know where it led to.

1069
01:04:56,300 --> 01:05:09,280
We tied it before they proposed to me.

1070
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,280
You can do it!

1071
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,280
You can do it!

1072
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,280
You can do it!

1073
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,280
You can do it!

1074
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,280
You can do it!

1075
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:15,280
You can do it!

1076
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,280
You can do it!

1077
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,280
You can do it!

1078
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,280
You can do it!

1079
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,280
You can do it!

1080
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,280
You can do it!

1081
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:21,280
You can do it!

1082
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:22,280
You can do it!

1083
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,280
You can do it!

1084
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,280
You can do it!

1085
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,280
You can do it!

1086
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,280
You can do it!

1087
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,280
You can do it!

1088
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:28,280
You can do it!

1089
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,280
You can do it!

1090
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,280
You can do it!

1091
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:31,280
You can do it!

1092
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:32,280
You can do it!

1093
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:33,280
You can do it!

1094
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,280
You can do it!

1095
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,280
You can do it!

1096
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,280
You can do it!

1097
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,280
You can do it!

1098
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,280
You can do it!

1099
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,280
You can do it!

1100
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,280
You can do it!

1101
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:41,280
You can do it!

1102
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,280
You can do it!

1103
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,280
You can do it!

1104
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,280
You can do it!

1105
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,280
You can do it!

1106
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,280
You can do it!

1107
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,280
You can do it!

1108
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,280
You can do it!

1109
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,280
You can do it!

1110
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,280
You can do it!

1111
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,280
You can do it!

1112
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,280
You can do it!

1113
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:53,280
You can do it!

1114
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,280
You can do it!

1115
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,280
You can do it!

1116
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,280
You can do it!

1117
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,280
You can do it!

1118
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,280
You can do it!

1119
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,280
You can do it!

1120
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,280
You can do it!

1121
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,280
You can do it!

1122
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,280
You can do it!

1123
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,280
You can do it!

1124
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,280
You can do it!

1125
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:05,280
You can do it!

1126
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,280
You can do it!

1127
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,280
You can do it!

1128
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,280
You are out of your mind.

1129
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,280
It's a tough job.

1130
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,280
Somebody's got to do it.

1131
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,280
Oh, I think I just might remember what I taught you.

1132
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,280
Let's hit the trail, babe.

1133
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,280
Come on!

1134
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,280
Yeah!

1135
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:17,280
Ha!

1136
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,280
Yeah!

1137
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:42,280
So, Beth, so you're not going to marry Steve tomorrow, A-9?

1138
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,280
Miss.

1139
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:48,280
Um, no, Dave, I am marrying Steve.

1140
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,280
D-4.

1141
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:50,280
Miss.

1142
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,280
Okay, what about this?

1143
01:06:52,280 --> 01:07:01,280
What if this Steve guy is an alien and he's replaced you with someone else?

1144
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,280
D-9.

1145
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,280
Miss.

1146
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:09,280
Dave, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing here.

1147
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:10,280
E-9.

1148
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,280
Miss.

1149
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:17,280
Listen, Beth, I'm not asking you to give up much, just your plans for Saturday and every

1150
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,280
Saturday after that.

1151
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,280
F-9.

1152
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:21,280
Hit.

1153
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:30,280
So you're saying that you're ready to make a F-7?

1154
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,280
Hit.

1155
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:35,280
Yes, I'm ready.

1156
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:40,280
With the car to pick you up at A-7.

1157
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,280
Miss.

1158
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:47,280
All right.

1159
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,280
Yes, lately I've been confused.

1160
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,280
Beth, you should be confused.

1161
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,280
Listen, I gotta tell you something.

1162
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,280
The only reason this Steve guy is marrying you is so he can...

1163
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,280
Oh, my God.

1164
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,280
Steve.

1165
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:10,280
He managed to gurgle enough to tell me he's gonna be marrying you in the morning.

1166
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,280
Suck my battleship.

1167
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:14,280
You mean, he...

1168
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,280
He's gonna be marrying you?

1169
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,280
Yeah.

1170
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,280
He's gonna be marrying you.

1171
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:25,280
I don't know what he's talking about.

1172
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,280
You mean, he...

1173
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,280
You did this?

1174
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:29,280
I told him.

1175
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,280
Watch his zany, unpredictable side.

1176
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:32,280
But did he listen?

1177
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:33,280
No, he didn't listen.

1178
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,280
No, Dave, you're the one who has to listen.

1179
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,280
Look at him.

1180
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,280
Well, I've always been a big fan of his wardrobe.

1181
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,280
Oh, shut up.

1182
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:46,280
Listen, I don't think you'd be so upset if you knew that your fashion-flavored fiancé

1183
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,280
here was marrying you.

1184
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,280
That's enough, okay?

1185
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:52,280
He could have got pneumonia out there.

1186
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:55,280
Look, my fiancé needs my help right now.

1187
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:56,280
Just get out.

1188
01:08:56,280 --> 01:09:00,280
It would make me very happy if I never had to see you again.

1189
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:05,280
Oh, and as far as the wedding is concerned, consider yourself uninvited.

1190
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:10,280
So you want me to leave?

1191
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:17,280
Women, huh?

1192
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,280
♪♪♪

1193
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,280
Election notice?

1194
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,280
Steve Longwood?

1195
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,280
President?

1196
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:42,280
How long have I been asleep?

1197
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:43,280
You there!

1198
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,280
What year is it?

1199
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,280
Well...

1200
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:51,280
Welcome to our final day of racing here at the 30th annual Spring Blast.

1201
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,280
It's been a great week of spring skiing here,

1202
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,280
and we're gonna wrap things up with a classic confrontation

1203
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,280
in the Women's Mogul Final.

1204
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,280
Break a leg.

1205
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,280
You too.

1206
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:09,280
Your, uh, almost-husband left quite a sight last night.

1207
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:13,280
What do you know about it?

1208
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:17,280
Honey, I was the one that got him halfway there.

1209
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,280
The naked panther part, anyways.

1210
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:25,280
Screw this precision crack.

1211
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,280
I'm going back to Beth's basics.

1212
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,280
Hey, nothing happened.

1213
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:31,280
Prepare to lose, bitch.

1214
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:35,280
Five, four, three, two, one.

1215
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:40,280
Out of the gate, the racers are putting all they've got into the bumps.

1216
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,280
It's a tough, demanding event,

1217
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,280
and right now Beth Roberts is showing some aggressiveness

1218
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,280
that we didn't see yesterday.

1219
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:48,280
She's got a lot of pressure under her skin

1220
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,280
because she's really pounding those bumps.

1221
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,280
They're very close going into the first aerial,

1222
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,280
and that's a beautiful spread eagle by Beth.

1223
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,280
Mola is just a little behind, and she displays her reliable style.

1224
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:02,280
A perfect landing, and these two racers are neck and neck.

1225
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,280
It may come down to the best performance on the next aerial,

1226
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,280
but Beth Roberts has been conservative so far this week.

1227
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,280
Let's see what she can muster here.

1228
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:21,280
A 360! Beth Roberts has pulled off a perfect 360,

1229
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:23,280
and Mola can't match it.

1230
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:25,280
Beth is now well ahead in style points,

1231
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:27,280
and she'll cross the finish line

1232
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,280
as a clear winner here at the Spring Blast.

1233
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:32,280
Ladies and gentlemen, our own Beth Roberts

1234
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:36,280
is the Women's Global Champion here at the Spring Blast.

1235
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,280
No doubt her coach, Steve Longwood,

1236
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:45,280
deserves much of the credit.

1237
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,280
That's with those moves, honey. That's not what we worked out.

1238
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,280
Don't talk to me about working things out.

1239
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,280
What?

1240
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,280
Hey, I said nothing happened.

1241
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,280
We didn't do anything.

1242
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,280
Not that I didn't try.

1243
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:04,280
Nice try, Lola. I mean, I figured you'd be a sore loser.

1244
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,280
Don't you think it's kind of rude to take me down with you?

1245
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,280
Hey, what the heck, honey? You won.

1246
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,280
Nice going.

1247
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,280
Personally, I don't think the wimp's worth it,

1248
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:16,280
but you kicked my ass.

1249
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,280
She's way too good for you, Chizzle Chess.

1250
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:33,280
Let's hear it once again for the new Women's Mogul Champion

1251
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,280
and her soon-to-be husband,

1252
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:40,280
our very own ski school director, Steve Longwood.

1253
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:43,280
Let's hear it for Beth and Steve.

1254
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:48,280
Let's hear it for ski school!

1255
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,280
Let's rock.

1256
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,280
This was Dad's favorite hats.

1257
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,280
Good.

1258
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:45,280
For those irregular moments.

1259
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:47,280
Tattlerbert, what are you gonna do?

1260
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,280
I don't know.

1261
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:53,280
You know me. I land on my feet like a dog.

1262
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,280
I'll sleep with older women for appliances

1263
01:13:56,280 --> 01:14:00,280
or maybe open up that 8-track repair store.

1264
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,280
I can't believe this. I'm so depressed.

1265
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:07,280
I even go to good night's sleep, if you know what I mean.

1266
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,280
Hmm. I misspelled pencil dick.

1267
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,280
Hey, guys.

1268
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:17,280
What gives?

1269
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,280
What, are you kidding?

1270
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,280
No, I'm not kidding.

1271
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,280
So Beth's getting married. Big deal.

1272
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,280
Look at you all, feeling sorry for yourselves.

1273
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:28,280
Tattlerbert, you think you're getting kicked off this mountain?

1274
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,280
Alex, look at you all, rested and refreshed. It's pitiful.

1275
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,280
And Tomcat, you're thinking,

1276
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,280
there goes beginner's level, year six.

1277
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:39,280
Well, frankly, I think, guys, we're better than that.

1278
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:46,280
You know, Dave, I wish you'd just lay off.

1279
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,280
Just get off our backs!

1280
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:52,280
Yeah, we blew it. We didn't get your pictures.

1281
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,280
We didn't get your pictures! We didn't get your...

1282
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:59,280
Let me see the pictures. Let me see the pictures!

1283
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,280
Dave. Oh.

1284
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,280
We can work with these.

1285
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,280
Dave, the girl's getting married in three hours.

1286
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:14,280
Give it up. It's over. It's done.

1287
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,280
Stick a fork in it. Stick a fork in it.

1288
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,280
Stick a fork in it.

1289
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,280
Did Columbus stick a fork in the Nina, the Santa Maria,

1290
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,280
and whatever that third ship was?

1291
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,280
The pinata?

1292
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,280
Did the astronaut stick a fork on the moon?

1293
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,280
I believe it was Uranus.

1294
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:34,280
Did Cindy Crawford stick a fork in Richard Gere?

1295
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:39,280
Well, anyway, are we gonna let a little shitstain

1296
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:42,280
like Steve Longwood tell us what to do?

1297
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,280
No. Let me hear you.

1298
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:48,280
No. And are we gonna let you lose the only job

1299
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,280
that you were even remotely qualified for?

1300
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,280
No! And am I gonna show Beth Roberts

1301
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,280
that I am the man she needs?

1302
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,280
No! No! No!

1303
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,280
What? Yes.

1304
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,280
Well, um, I...

1305
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:06,280
You know, you had us going the one way, and then you...

1306
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:09,280
Anyway, what are we gonna do to Steve Longwood?

1307
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:12,280
We're gonna pummel the bastard!

1308
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,280
Yeah!

1309
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,280
We'll make mincemeat out of him! Yeah!

1310
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,280
I'll take a needle-nose pliers, grab his uvula,

1311
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:22,280
pull it out of his mouth, staple-gun it to a 2x4,

1312
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:25,280
and he's a human paddle-ball game!

1313
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,280
Okay, we're gonna remember that.

1314
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,280
If we use it, you'll get full credit.

1315
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,280
Now, let's...

1316
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,280
Go!

1317
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,280
What do you say we go to this wedding in style

1318
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,280
in my brand-new cherry red Beemer?

1319
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,280
Yeah, but Steve, how could you afford a car like that?

1320
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:43,280
I borrowed the money. Why not?

1321
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,280
Three hours, the mountain, Beth,

1322
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:48,280
all of her assets are gonna be mine.

1323
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,280
And that reminds me.

1324
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,280
Make sure that you get that eviction notice up

1325
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,280
immediately after the wedding.

1326
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:58,280
Man, I'd love to see that asshole's face.

1327
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,280
But Steve, I already...

1328
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:06,280
Sure!

1329
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,280
Hey! Taxi!

1330
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,280
Come on, stop.

1331
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,280
Stop!

1332
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,280
Come on, I'm late for my damn wedding!

1333
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,280
Asshole!

1334
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,280
Oh, my God.

1335
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,280
Well, I'm glad you could make it.

1336
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,280
Don't start with me, Beth. Please, do not start.

1337
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,280
Get in there.

1338
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,280
Look, sweetie,

1339
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:44,280
let's just get through this, okay?

1340
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:01,280
Psst.

1341
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,280
Oh, my God.

1342
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,280
Dearly beloved,

1343
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:05,280
we gather today to join Stephen with Beth

1344
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,280
in the bonds of matrimony

1345
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,280
so that they may know

1346
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,280
how much all of us here honor their union.

1347
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:16,280
I ask all of you to read aloud with me

1348
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,280
an inspirational passage

1349
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:21,280
from page 6 in your program.

1350
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:25,280
We all know that the path of righteousness

1351
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,280
We all know that the path of righteousness

1352
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,280
is fraught with temptations,

1353
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,280
grinning minions of the devil himself.

1354
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:45,280
There are beasts with the heads of men.

1355
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:50,280
But we dare not succumb to fleshy pleasures.

1356
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:58,280
For we know that a bird in the hand

1357
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,280
is worth two in the bush.

1358
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:10,280
I can see that you don't wish to read with me,

1359
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,280
but I can assure you

1360
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:15,280
I can see that you don't wish to read with me,

1361
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,280
so I'll just press on.

1362
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:21,280
I would now ask that the symbols of this great union,

1363
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:24,280
the rings, be brought forth.

1364
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,280
What do you think you're doing, you idiot?

1365
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,280
I am the ringmaster.

1366
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:59,280
Before Stephen and Beth exchange vows today,

1367
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:01,280
a good friend of theirs

1368
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:04,280
would like to commemorate their union

1369
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:07,280
with a song, a very special song.

1370
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,280
Joyce?

1371
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:14,280
I'm sorry.

1372
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:25,280
Wedding bells ringing

1373
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280
New love is gro...

1374
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,280
Oh!

1375
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:38,280
New love is growing

1376
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,280
Backside has spoken

1377
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,280
Like a little bird

1378
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,280
Ready and perky

1379
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:51,280
My breasts are heaving

1380
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:54,280
I'm not wearing any underwear

1381
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:58,280
Because I'm finally confining

1382
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,280
Mount me like a star

1383
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:05,280
Young!

1384
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,280
Yes!

1385
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:09,280
That'll bring you

1386
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:13,280
Back to me if I'm naughty

1387
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,280
Why don't we just...

1388
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,280
I... I...

1389
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,280
Where were we?

1390
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,280
Come on, come on.

1391
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:38,280
If there is anyone present here

1392
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,280
who objects to this union,

1393
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:43,280
then let him come forward now,

1394
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:46,280
speak his piece, or be forever silent.

1395
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:48,280
Stop!

1396
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:51,280
You wish to speak your piece?

1397
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,280
No.

1398
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,280
So then no one else here objects to this union.

1399
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,280
Ah!

1400
01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,280
No, not me.

1401
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,280
Very well.

1402
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:05,280
Let us proceed with the vows.

1403
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,280
Now wait just one gosh darn minute.

1404
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,280
Who's that?

1405
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:13,280
It's me, you fool, the man upstairs.

1406
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:16,280
And I am pissed off!

1407
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:19,280
So am I. That's it.

1408
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:23,280
Beth Roberts, please step forward.

1409
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,280
So what's the deal here, Beth?

1410
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,280
You seem to have plum forgotten

1411
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:32,280
what a great thing you had going with the Dave man.

1412
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:35,280
All right, Morshak, knock it off!

1413
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:38,280
Ah, it is Steve,

1414
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,280
the man who, unbeknownst to Beth,

1415
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:44,280
made a deal with her father

1416
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:47,280
so he could gain control of the mountain

1417
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:50,280
and then banish her friends

1418
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:53,280
from the mountaintop forevermore.

1419
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:56,280
And the guy who will doom Beth

1420
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,280
to an eternal blazing barefoot and pregnant hell!

1421
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,280
I mean, heck!

1422
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:03,280
Hey, get that shit out!

1423
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:06,280
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains!

1424
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,280
Go ahead, Beth, ask him.

1425
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:16,280
You're not gonna listen to these idiots.

1426
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:18,280
Look what they've done to our wedding!

1427
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,280
Ahem!

1428
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,280
Ahem!

1429
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,280
This'll be hard.

1430
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,280
You son of a bitch.

1431
01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:35,280
Cupcake. Our friends.

1432
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,280
Get out!

1433
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,280
Honey, control yourself.

1434
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:41,280
No, control this!

1435
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,280
Oh, wait!

1436
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:46,280
Oh!

1437
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:57,280
If your daddy could see you now...

1438
01:25:57,280 --> 01:25:59,280
Out!

1439
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,280
Whoo!

1440
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:41,280
Come on, Sue!

1441
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:47,280
Beth! Beth, no! No!

1442
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:51,280
Beth! Beth! Beth!

1443
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:04,280
Go down! Go down! Go down!

1444
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:08,280
I'll help you, love

1445
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:11,280
I'll help you, love

1446
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:15,280
All you want is...

1447
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:22,280
A heart you so take

1448
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:29,280
I can't promise

1449
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:35,280
We'll last forever, though

1450
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:43,280
It's all I've been dreaming of

1451
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,280
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

1452
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:13,280
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

1453
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:24,280
You need to work on your technique.

1454
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,280
Ski school?

1455
01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:28,280
Private lessons.

1456
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,280
As your schedule?

1457
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:32,280
I'm available.

1458
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:37,280
I'm available.

1459
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:38,280
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

1460
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:41,280
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

1461
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:08,280
Take a chance on love

1462
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:12,280
Take a chance on love

1463
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:40,280
I can't promise

1464
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:45,280
We'll last forever, though

1465
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:49,280
It's all I've been dreaming of

1466
01:30:49,280 --> 01:30:51,280
bass solo

1467
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:21,280
piano solo

1468
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:51,280
piano solo