1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:33,490 (tires screech ) 3 00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:45,275 Excuse me. 4 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:47,870 Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? 5 00:00:47,913 --> 00:00:50,381 I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes, 6 00:00:50,415 --> 00:00:52,280 and my driver's a bit lost. 7 00:00:52,317 --> 00:00:55,150 ( Austrian accent ) You go straight ahead, 8 00:00:55,186 --> 00:00:58,485 and, uh, you make a left over the bridge. 9 00:01:00,091 --> 00:01:02,218 That's a lovely accent you have. 10 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:06,162 - New Jersey? - Austria. 11 00:01:06,197 --> 00:01:08,927 Austria! Ha ha! Well, then... 12 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:11,162 ( Australian accent ) G'day, mate. 13 00:01:12,837 --> 00:01:16,136 Let's put another shrimp on the barbie. 14 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:18,267 Let's not. 15 00:01:20,812 --> 00:01:22,746 Oh. 16 00:01:27,886 --> 00:01:31,219 ( "Boom shack-a-lak" playing ) 17 00:01:37,829 --> 00:01:40,195 what the people want 18 00:01:40,231 --> 00:01:42,722 and the men them a chant 19 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:44,735 it have fe come back 20 00:01:44,769 --> 00:01:47,237 block heel and frock 21 00:01:47,272 --> 00:01:50,002 rude boy 22 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:53,135 them now, sir 23 00:01:53,178 --> 00:01:56,511 wriggle your belly 24 00:01:56,548 --> 00:02:00,314 in the new stylee 25 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:03,515 wine and go down 26 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:07,184 to the new style around 27 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:10,752 you fe wine it up 28 00:02:10,795 --> 00:02:14,060 till the dance hall fill up 29 00:02:14,099 --> 00:02:18,297 are the brand new style 30 00:02:18,336 --> 00:02:21,863 jah jah, no say it wild 31 00:02:21,906 --> 00:02:25,342 fe the discipline child 32 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:28,403 'ca' it well versatile 33 00:02:28,446 --> 00:02:32,280 move fe your back 34 00:02:32,317 --> 00:02:35,844 do the shack-a-lak-a-lak 35 00:02:35,887 --> 00:02:39,186 'ca' you are the top notch 36 00:02:39,224 --> 00:02:41,419 right 'pon the spot. 37 00:02:41,459 --> 00:02:43,984 Now, who's got the wiener schnitzel? 38 00:02:44,029 --> 00:02:45,462 ( dog barks ) 39 00:02:45,497 --> 00:02:47,465 Beautiful. There you go, Dolf. 40 00:02:47,499 --> 00:02:49,899 There you go, buddy. Yeah. 41 00:02:49,934 --> 00:02:51,458 Let's see. 42 00:02:51,503 --> 00:02:54,063 Next, we got roast beef au jus. 43 00:02:54,105 --> 00:02:55,834 ( dog whines ) 44 00:02:55,874 --> 00:02:57,933 Who's got the roast beef au jus? 45 00:02:57,976 --> 00:03:00,001 Stella, beautiful. Bon appetit, Stella. 46 00:03:00,045 --> 00:03:01,842 Yes yes, yeah. 47 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,041 Walk away. Go on. Go on. 48 00:03:04,082 --> 00:03:06,812 Last but not least-- foot-long! 49 00:03:06,851 --> 00:03:09,843 - Who's got the foot-long? - ( whimpering ) 50 00:03:09,888 --> 00:03:11,981 There you-- very funny, rascal. 51 00:03:12,023 --> 00:03:14,218 Very funny. In your dreams. 52 00:03:14,259 --> 00:03:17,160 Man: Harry, why haven't you dropped those dogs off at the show yet? 53 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:19,857 Uh, sir, I didn't want to send them 54 00:03:19,898 --> 00:03:21,832 to a performance on an empty stomach, sir. 55 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:24,460 - Get a move on it! - Yes, sir. 56 00:03:24,502 --> 00:03:26,834 Mutt cutts. 10-4. 57 00:03:27,839 --> 00:03:29,704 ( all whining ) 58 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:34,045 ( horn honks ) 59 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:38,743 ( honks ) 60 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:44,222 ( tires screech ) 61 00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:47,858 Whew. 62 00:03:47,892 --> 00:03:49,826 Suck me sideways. 63 00:04:02,974 --> 00:04:06,137 Hello. How are you? 64 00:04:06,177 --> 00:04:08,407 ( romantic pop music playing ) 65 00:04:08,446 --> 00:04:11,506 Uh-uh-uh... uh... uh-uh-uh... 66 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:13,380 I'll be out in one minute. 67 00:04:13,418 --> 00:04:15,613 ( mumbles ) 68 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:21,553 Ow. 69 00:04:31,102 --> 00:04:32,535 ( inhales ) 70 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:34,538 ( exhales ) 71 00:04:43,348 --> 00:04:45,213 Why are you going to the airport? 72 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,115 Flying somewhere? 73 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:48,585 How'd you guess? 74 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,087 I saw your luggage. 75 00:04:50,121 --> 00:04:52,089 Then when I noticed the airline ticket, 76 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:54,091 I put two and two together. 77 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,059 So where're you headed? 78 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:57,561 Aspen. 79 00:04:57,595 --> 00:04:59,586 Mmm... California. 80 00:04:59,631 --> 00:05:01,826 Beautiful. 81 00:05:04,035 --> 00:05:07,402 Name's Christmas, Lloyd Christmas. 82 00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:09,633 I'm Mary Swanson. 83 00:05:09,674 --> 00:05:12,643 This isn't my real job, you know. 84 00:05:12,677 --> 00:05:14,941 - No? - Nope, my friend Harry and I 85 00:05:14,979 --> 00:05:17,174 are saving up our money to open our own pet store. 86 00:05:17,215 --> 00:05:19,445 That's nice. 87 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:23,352 - I got worms. - I beg your pardon? 88 00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:26,551 That's what we're going to call it-- I Got Worms. 89 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:29,025 We're going to specialize in selling worm farms, 90 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,392 you know, like ant farms. 91 00:05:33,031 --> 00:05:35,056 What's the matter? 92 00:05:35,099 --> 00:05:37,363 A little tense about the flight? 93 00:05:38,469 --> 00:05:40,266 Something like that. 94 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:42,933 There's really nothing to worry about, Mary. 95 00:05:42,974 --> 00:05:45,204 Statistically, they say you're more likely 96 00:05:45,243 --> 00:05:47,143 to get killed on the way to the airport, 97 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:49,612 you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff 98 00:05:49,647 --> 00:05:51,581 or getting trapped under a gas truck-- 99 00:05:51,616 --> 00:05:53,550 That's the worst. I have this cousin-- 100 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:55,212 well, I had this cousin. 101 00:05:55,253 --> 00:05:58,416 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? 102 00:05:58,523 --> 00:06:00,423 Oh. Yeah. 103 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:02,221 Good thinking. 104 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:04,091 Can't be too careful. 105 00:06:04,128 --> 00:06:06,358 A lot of bad drivers out there. 106 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:08,661 ( tires screeching ) 107 00:06:12,303 --> 00:06:14,669 Hey, watch it! 108 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,841 ( dogs whimpering ) 109 00:06:20,144 --> 00:06:22,510 ( tires screech ) 110 00:06:22,547 --> 00:06:25,345 Okay, gang, you know the rules-- 111 00:06:25,383 --> 00:06:27,510 no humping, no pushing, no sniffing heinies. 112 00:06:27,552 --> 00:06:32,012 Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago! 113 00:06:32,056 --> 00:06:34,024 Now I hardly have any time to primp them. 114 00:06:34,058 --> 00:06:36,322 Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Neugy-burger. 115 00:06:36,361 --> 00:06:38,158 - Neugeboren! - Neug-neug-neug-- 116 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:39,629 - Boren! - Boren. 117 00:06:39,664 --> 00:06:41,598 These pooches aren't going to need any primping. 118 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:43,260 You know why? I'll tell you why. 119 00:06:43,301 --> 00:06:45,565 Because I bathed them and I clipped them myself. 120 00:06:45,603 --> 00:06:48,367 And I stand by my performance. 121 00:06:54,445 --> 00:06:57,471 ( whimpering ) 122 00:06:58,483 --> 00:07:00,280 You know, on second thought, 123 00:07:00,318 --> 00:07:02,582 you might just want to run a comb through 'em. 124 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:02,787 Male voice: The white zone is for the immediate 125 00:07:02,787 --> 00:07:05,085 Male voice: The white zone is for the immediate 126 00:07:05,123 --> 00:07:07,591 Ioading and unloading of passengers only. 127 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,786 No parking. 128 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:14,059 Thanks. Here you go. 129 00:07:14,098 --> 00:07:16,566 Oh no, Mary. 130 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,933 I couldn't possibly accept that, 131 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:21,370 not after all we've been through. 132 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:26,075 Thank you, Lloyd. 133 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:29,477 - Uh, good luck with your worms. - Yeah. 134 00:07:29,514 --> 00:07:31,414 Hey. 135 00:07:32,617 --> 00:07:34,414 How about a hug? 136 00:07:34,452 --> 00:07:36,215 The white zone is for the immediate 137 00:07:36,254 --> 00:07:39,451 loading and unloading of passengers only. 138 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,321 No parking. 139 00:07:47,598 --> 00:07:49,463 Oh. 140 00:07:51,069 --> 00:07:53,697 I hate goodbyes. ( chuckles ) 141 00:07:53,738 --> 00:07:55,296 Oh. 142 00:07:56,307 --> 00:07:57,899 ( groans ) 143 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:01,969 Uh, Lloyd-- 144 00:08:02,013 --> 00:08:04,174 Shh! 145 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:06,206 ( whispers ) Just go. 146 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:13,686 ( romantic pop music playing ) 147 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:29,866 ( voice wavering ) Be strong. 148 00:08:35,546 --> 00:08:37,571 ( sighs ) 149 00:08:43,755 --> 00:08:45,552 Woman over PA: Mr. Dan Mitchell, 150 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:48,058 please pick up the white courtesy phone. 151 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:52,222 Mr. Dan Mitchell, please pick up the white courtesy phone... 152 00:08:52,263 --> 00:08:55,630 She's gonna leave the briefcase near the escalator. 153 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:59,295 - You make the pickup. - Piece of cake. 154 00:09:08,279 --> 00:09:10,907 ugh! 155 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:14,948 ( laughs ) 156 00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:18,522 Hi! 157 00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:21,525 Passenger Maura Tadge, 158 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,084 please pick up the white courtesy phone. 159 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,618 You have a message. 160 00:09:25,663 --> 00:09:27,858 Passenger Maura Tadge. 161 00:09:33,504 --> 00:09:35,495 ( yells ) But! Mary! 162 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:39,539 Man : There 's our payday. 163 00:09:40,578 --> 00:09:42,603 She left it. Let's go. 164 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:45,946 Lloyd : Excuse me! Coming through! 165 00:09:47,652 --> 00:09:51,349 Move it or lose it, sister! 166 00:09:55,226 --> 00:09:56,693 Hey! 167 00:09:57,695 --> 00:09:59,720 ( panting ) 168 00:09:59,764 --> 00:10:01,197 One... 169 00:10:01,232 --> 00:10:03,632 meenie... minie... 170 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:05,966 mo! 171 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,711 Hold that plane! 172 00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:17,407 Sir, you can't go in there! 173 00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:18,710 It's okay! 174 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:20,910 I'm a limo driver! 175 00:10:25,423 --> 00:10:27,823 - Agh! - ( thuds ) 176 00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:30,384 Whew... 177 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:33,591 ( moaning ) 178 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,925 ( tires screech ) 179 00:10:39,504 --> 00:10:43,873 ( sirens blaring in distance ) 180 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,742 Hi, Lloyd. 181 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:52,408 Hi, Harry. 182 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:55,283 - How was your day? - Not bad. 183 00:10:55,319 --> 00:10:57,685 Fell off the jetway again. 184 00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:04,752 Who the hell you figure 185 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:06,695 this guy's working for, anyway? 186 00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:08,790 I don't know. 187 00:11:10,735 --> 00:11:13,795 We sure as hell better find out. 188 00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:19,302 The ulcer? 189 00:11:19,343 --> 00:11:21,311 I'll live. 190 00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:23,779 ( bird chirping ) 191 00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:32,449 - So you got fired again, huh? - Oh, yeah. 192 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:36,824 They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know? 193 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,662 Yeah, well, I lost my job too. 194 00:11:40,698 --> 00:11:45,499 Man! You are one pathetic loser. 195 00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:48,471 ( laughing ) No offense. 196 00:11:48,506 --> 00:11:50,701 No. None taken. 197 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,801 Ha ha ha! 198 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:57,837 You know what really chaffs my ass, though? 199 00:11:57,882 --> 00:11:59,679 I spent my life's savings 200 00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:01,514 turning my van into a dog. 201 00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:03,543 Hi, Petey! 202 00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:05,949 The alarm alone cost me 200. 203 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,981 Hey! Chicks love it. 204 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,016 It's a shaggin' wagon. 205 00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:12,291 What's with the briefcase? 206 00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,830 It's a love memento. 207 00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:20,666 The most beautiful woman alive, 208 00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:23,003 I drove her to the airport. 209 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,009 Sparks flew, emotions ran high. 210 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:28,477 She actually talked to me, man. 211 00:12:28,512 --> 00:12:30,639 Get outta here. 212 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:33,673 Oh, yeah yeah. Tractor beam-- 213 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:36,983 ( humming whistle ) sucked me right in. 214 00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:39,990 Anyway... ( inhales deeply ) 215 00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:41,992 she left this in the terminal 216 00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:44,688 and flew to Aspen and out of my life. 217 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,754 What's in it? 218 00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:51,132 Man... I would have to be a lowlife 219 00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:54,535 to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. 220 00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:57,939 - Is it locked? - Yeah, really well. 221 00:12:57,975 --> 00:13:00,705 ( knock on door ) 222 00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:08,449 Harry: There's two of them. One of them's got a gun. 223 00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:12,387 Did you pay the gas bill? 224 00:13:13,891 --> 00:13:15,722 Hey-- 225 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,058 ( whispering ) Do you realize what you've done? 226 00:13:18,095 --> 00:13:20,029 I'm sorry. I say we bail. 227 00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,294 Okay. 228 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:31,834 - ( slams ) - Briefcase ain't here. 229 00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:34,572 They must have taken it with them. 230 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:36,580 Well, he's got to come home sometime. 231 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:38,104 Maybe we should trash the place, 232 00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:40,242 send him a little message. 233 00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:44,186 I don't think he's going to get that message, Joe. 234 00:13:44,221 --> 00:13:46,553 I mean, the guy's got worms in his living room. 235 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,751 Well. 236 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,261 Oh, I got a better idea. 237 00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:56,828 "l tought I taw a puddy cat. 238 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,630 I did. I did." 239 00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:00,193 ( squawks ) 240 00:14:01,772 --> 00:14:04,240 ( cracking ) 241 00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:16,609 I can't believe we drove around all day 242 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:19,487 and there's not a single job in this town. 243 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,650 There is nothing, nothing, zip! 244 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:24,490 Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. 245 00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:25,961 Pfft! 246 00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,123 Here. I'm going to go to the store. 247 00:14:28,165 --> 00:14:30,030 Okay, just get the bare essentials. 248 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,864 This is the last of our dough. 249 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:34,496 Hey. What do l look like? 250 00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:38,269 to the edge of town 251 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:41,039 252 00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:44,674 253 00:14:44,715 --> 00:14:46,649 254 00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:50,245 and cracks 255 00:14:50,287 --> 00:14:54,849 in the border fires 256 00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:56,860 257 00:14:56,894 --> 00:15:00,057 you're never coming back 258 00:15:00,097 --> 00:15:01,997 past the bridge... 259 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,795 past the stack... 260 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,324 ( grunting ) 261 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:09,267 262 00:15:09,306 --> 00:15:10,967 handsome man... 263 00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:12,805 Cripes! 264 00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:15,869 with a red right hand. 265 00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:22,847 Excuse me, little old lady. 266 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,912 ( tires screech ) 267 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,659 Uh, do you have change for a dollar? 268 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:32,218 Change? 269 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,128 No, I'm sorry. I don't. 270 00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:36,190 Oh... well, uh, 271 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:39,202 could you do me a favor and watch my stuff here 272 00:15:39,236 --> 00:15:40,965 while I go break a dollar? 273 00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:43,337 - Of course. - Thanks. 274 00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:46,571 Hey. I guess they're right. 275 00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,168 Senior citizens, 276 00:15:48,212 --> 00:15:50,737 although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, 277 00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:53,614 can still serve a purpose. 278 00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:56,916 I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me! 279 00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:05,117 - Ugh! - Where's the booze? 280 00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:07,995 I got robbed by a sweet old lady 281 00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:10,592 on a motorized cart. 282 00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,795 I didn't even see it coming. 283 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,600 Oh... 284 00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:16,629 - Harry? - No... 285 00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,904 - No... - Harry. Come on, Harry. 286 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,672 Cheer up. 287 00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:22,770 It gets worse, Lloyd. 288 00:16:22,813 --> 00:16:24,747 My parakeet Petey... 289 00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:27,842 - Yeah? -...he's dead. 290 00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:30,683 ( gasps ) 291 00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:32,279 Aw... 292 00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,257 Oh, man. I'm sorry, Harry. 293 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,282 What happened? 294 00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:39,296 His head fell off. 295 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,230 His head fell off? 296 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:43,631 Yeah, he was pretty old. 297 00:16:46,937 --> 00:16:48,302 Ugh! 298 00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:50,273 That's it. 299 00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:52,775 I've had it with this dump! 300 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,745 We got no food. We got no jobs. 301 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:57,748 ( yells ) Our pets' heads are falling off! 302 00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,716 Okay, just calm down! 303 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,082 What the hell are we doing here, Harry? 304 00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:04,246 We gotta get out of this town! 305 00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:06,848 Yeah? And go where? Where are we gonna go? 306 00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:09,758 I'll tell you where, 307 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,693 someplace warm... 308 00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:14,027 a place where the beer flows like wine, 309 00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:16,157 where beautiful women instinctively flock 310 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,498 Iike the salmon of Capistrano. 311 00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:22,134 I'm talking about a little place called... 312 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,902 Aspen. 313 00:17:24,942 --> 00:17:28,105 I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes. 314 00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:30,579 Wait a minute. 315 00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:35,148 Wait a minute! I know what you're up to, mister. 316 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:37,881 Yeah! You just wanna go to Aspen 317 00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:40,356 and find that girl who lost her briefcase, 318 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:42,757 and you need me to drive you there! 319 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,159 - Right? Am I right? - Yeah. So? 320 00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:48,596 - Am I right? Am I right? - Yeah! So? 321 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,896 So I wanna go someplace where we know somebody 322 00:17:50,935 --> 00:17:52,903 who can plug us into the social pipeline. 323 00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:55,235 No! No no no! No, Lloyd! 324 00:17:55,272 --> 00:17:58,070 No! I say we stay here, we hunt for jobs, 325 00:17:58,108 --> 00:18:00,702 and we keep saving our money for the worm store! 326 00:18:00,744 --> 00:18:03,008 I don't know about you, 327 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,708 but I am getting sick and tired 328 00:18:04,748 --> 00:18:06,215 of-of running from creditors! 329 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,879 You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? 330 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:15,384 I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life. 331 00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:21,958 I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. 332 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,394 But most of all... 333 00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:32,904 I'm sick and tired of having nobody. 334 00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:35,206 ( soft piano music playing ) 335 00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:37,270 Okay, Lloyd. 336 00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:43,112 Aspen it is. 337 00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,748 You'd better not be foolin'. 338 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,589 ( chuckles ) 339 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,761 ( crying ) 340 00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:57,767 Okay okay, 341 00:18:57,801 --> 00:18:59,826 just let it out. Have a good cry. 342 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:01,838 Come on. 343 00:19:01,872 --> 00:19:03,669 Okay. 344 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,175 ( sobbing ) 345 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,312 Okay, that's enough. 346 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:16,715 347 00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:19,848 the way that you do 348 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:22,051 349 00:19:22,092 --> 00:19:25,027 who makes my dreams real 350 00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:28,998 you're outta sight 351 00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:32,196 a love that's true 352 00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:36,297 get ready 353 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,968 to make you love me too 354 00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:43,742 here I come 355 00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:45,942 'cause here I come... 356 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,848 Lloyd, what are you doing? 357 00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:50,080 It feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry. 358 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,247 Would you quit it? We're not even through Connecticut yet, 359 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:53,483 and already you're annoying me. 360 00:19:53,524 --> 00:19:56,015 - Sorry. - Jeez. 361 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,257 - We're really doing it, aren't we? - Yeah. 362 00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:01,891 Hey, where'd you get those? 363 00:20:01,932 --> 00:20:05,368 I bought them when we filled up. 364 00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,427 Well-- ( stutters ) we're supposed to talk 365 00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:09,234 about all expenditures, Lloyd. 366 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,104 We're on a very tight budget. 367 00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:13,371 This didn't come out of our travel fund. 368 00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:14,877 Oh. 369 00:20:14,912 --> 00:20:16,812 No, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks 370 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,213 before we left. 371 00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:21,479 Where did you get 25 extra bucks? 372 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,749 I sold some stuff to Billy in 4C. 373 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,188 The blind kid? 374 00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:29,317 Yeah! 375 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:31,054 Yeah. 376 00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:33,529 What did you sell him, Lloyd? 377 00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:36,895 Stuff. 378 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:40,392 - What kind of stuff? - I don't know. 379 00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:42,530 A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles... 380 00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:44,734 ( coughs ) Petey. 381 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,244 Petey? 382 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:51,179 You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? 383 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:54,378 Lloyd, that-that-- what are you-- 384 00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:56,909 Petey didn't even have a head! 385 00:20:56,954 --> 00:21:00,287 Harry, I took care of it. 386 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,028 Pretty bird. 387 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:06,859 Yeah. Can you say, "pretty bird"? 388 00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:08,455 Pretty bird. 389 00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:11,127 Yes, pretty bird. 390 00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:13,261 Pretty bird. 391 00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:18,598 Polly want a cracker? 392 00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:23,939 Those rat bastards. 393 00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:26,108 They're rubbing it right in our faces. 394 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,141 Man, Andre'll have a goddamn hemorrhage 395 00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:29,982 if we don't get that briefcase back. 396 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,045 They must have been following us for weeks. 397 00:21:32,089 --> 00:21:35,286 - Why you say? - "Gas Man." 398 00:21:35,325 --> 00:21:37,987 How the hell do they know that I got gas? 399 00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:40,121 They gotta be pros. 400 00:21:41,498 --> 00:21:44,262 Don't worry. We're going to get that money back. 401 00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:47,963 And I'll tell you something else, 402 00:21:48,005 --> 00:21:49,996 they ain't never getting to Aspen. 403 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,304 I'm going to see to that. 404 00:21:57,948 --> 00:21:59,939 Lloyd: They got The Monkees. 405 00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:02,042 They were a major influence on The Beatles. 406 00:22:02,085 --> 00:22:04,383 Yeah, I know. 407 00:22:05,522 --> 00:22:07,581 Excuse me, Flo? 408 00:22:07,624 --> 00:22:10,149 ( both laughing ) 409 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,665 Flo, like the TV show. 410 00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:23,173 Uh... what is the "soup du jour"? 411 00:22:23,207 --> 00:22:24,868 It's the soup of the day. 412 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,569 Mm-hmm... 413 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:28,737 That sounds good. I'll have that. 414 00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:32,311 Anything else before I leave the area? 415 00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:34,112 No-- yeah-- 416 00:22:34,151 --> 00:22:36,016 yes yes, my soda's flat. 417 00:22:36,053 --> 00:22:38,351 It doesn't have any bubbles. 418 00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:47,325 Happy now? 419 00:22:51,568 --> 00:22:54,366 Feels good to mingle with these laid-back country folk, 420 00:22:54,404 --> 00:22:58,465 don't it, Harr? I like it a lot. 421 00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:03,171 - Uh-oh. - What? What's the matter? 422 00:23:04,414 --> 00:23:06,245 ( blows ) 423 00:23:06,283 --> 00:23:09,013 You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter. 424 00:23:09,052 --> 00:23:12,078 Spilling the salt is very bad luck. 425 00:23:12,122 --> 00:23:14,147 We're driving across the country. 426 00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:16,352 The last thing we need is bad luck. 427 00:23:16,393 --> 00:23:19,885 Quick. Toss some salt over your right shoulder. 428 00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:25,199 ( thumps ) 429 00:23:25,235 --> 00:23:28,693 Uh-oh, too little too late, Harry. 430 00:23:31,241 --> 00:23:34,972 Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker? 431 00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,378 ( crowd murmuring ) 432 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:42,609 ( humming ) 433 00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:46,988 Harry: Well... uh... 434 00:23:47,024 --> 00:23:48,548 it was a terrible mistake, sir. 435 00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:50,992 Please, believe me. I would never do anything 436 00:23:51,028 --> 00:23:52,552 to offend a man of your size. 437 00:23:52,596 --> 00:23:54,860 Kick his ass, Sea Bass! 438 00:23:58,035 --> 00:23:59,525 You gonna eat that? 439 00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:01,264 What? That? No-- yes-- no. 440 00:24:01,305 --> 00:24:03,296 Well... no, it crossed my mind. 441 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:05,399 Yeah. 442 00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:08,843 ( snorts, hawks ) 443 00:24:19,489 --> 00:24:21,252 Still want it? 444 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:24,283 Nah, you go ahead. 445 00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:32,696 You really wimped out, man. 446 00:24:32,736 --> 00:24:34,727 What are you talking about, wimped out? 447 00:24:34,771 --> 00:24:37,740 Well-well, did you-- the guy hawked on my burger! 448 00:24:37,774 --> 00:24:40,004 Hey, wait a second. 449 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,307 I think I just... 450 00:24:42,346 --> 00:24:45,338 Yeah... I just had an idea. 451 00:24:49,686 --> 00:24:51,916 Follow me. 452 00:24:53,657 --> 00:24:55,750 Whew. 453 00:24:58,762 --> 00:25:00,593 Lloyd: Excuse me. Guys? 454 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,325 What the hell do you want? 455 00:25:02,366 --> 00:25:05,733 Uh... I just want to apologize 456 00:25:05,769 --> 00:25:07,566 for that uh... unpleasant scene 457 00:25:07,604 --> 00:25:09,299 a little earlier. 458 00:25:09,339 --> 00:25:12,740 My friend Harry and l would, uh... 459 00:25:12,776 --> 00:25:15,108 Iike to buy you guys a... 460 00:25:15,145 --> 00:25:17,136 round of beers... 461 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,080 just to bury the hatchet. 462 00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:21,346 Make it four boilermakers. 463 00:25:21,385 --> 00:25:23,285 Whatever you want, sir. 464 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,312 I'll have the waitress bring it over immediately. 465 00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:30,122 - Lloyd, what are you doing? - ( shushing ) 466 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,321 We can't afford to buy them drinks. 467 00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:37,393 Um... excuse me. 468 00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:41,302 Sea Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our check. 469 00:25:41,338 --> 00:25:43,863 They said just put it on their tab. 470 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:46,732 They're very nice. 471 00:25:47,744 --> 00:25:49,735 Sea Bass said that? 472 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:52,180 Well, if uh... 473 00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:54,945 that guy at the table over there is Sea Bass. 474 00:25:59,356 --> 00:26:01,586 Ah! Uh. 475 00:26:02,592 --> 00:26:05,288 All right, if that's what he wants. 476 00:26:06,296 --> 00:26:08,264 Put these on there too, okay? 477 00:26:08,298 --> 00:26:10,664 You got it. 478 00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:18,636 I'm gonna kill those sons of bitches! 479 00:26:19,643 --> 00:26:19,743 ( both laugh ) 480 00:26:19,743 --> 00:26:23,679 ( both laugh ) 481 00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:26,238 That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius! 482 00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:28,615 I mean, where did you come up with a scam like that? 483 00:26:28,652 --> 00:26:32,418 - Saw it in a movie once. - That was incredible! 484 00:26:32,456 --> 00:26:34,890 So what happened? So the guy tricks some sucker 485 00:26:34,925 --> 00:26:37,826 into picking up his tab, then gets away with it scot-free? 486 00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:41,490 No, in the movie, they catch up to him a half-mile down the road 487 00:26:41,531 --> 00:26:44,728 and slit his throat. It was a good one! 488 00:26:44,768 --> 00:26:46,633 ( laughing ) 489 00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:49,662 Wow. ( grunts ) 490 00:26:49,706 --> 00:26:52,607 - Harry? - What? 491 00:26:52,642 --> 00:26:54,576 I know this isn't the best time, but... 492 00:26:54,611 --> 00:26:56,841 - when you get a chance to pull over... - Yeah? 493 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,609 - I gotta pee. - What, are you crazy? 494 00:26:58,648 --> 00:27:00,275 I'm not pulling over now. 495 00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,285 But I gotta go! What am I supposed to do? 496 00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:05,550 Well-well, whiz in one of the empty beer bottles in the back. 497 00:27:05,589 --> 00:27:08,217 They're on the floor. Just get one of-- 498 00:27:08,258 --> 00:27:10,749 - Jeez, Lloyd! - Quit moving around! 499 00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:13,353 Huh! What-- 500 00:27:13,396 --> 00:27:15,364 Shit! 501 00:27:15,398 --> 00:27:17,593 ( unzips pants ) 502 00:27:17,634 --> 00:27:19,363 - Watch the seat! Watch the seat! - Okay! 503 00:27:19,402 --> 00:27:22,139 All right! 504 00:27:22,139 --> 00:27:24,107 ( trickling ) 505 00:27:24,141 --> 00:27:27,508 Ahh... 506 00:27:28,512 --> 00:27:30,275 Ahh... 507 00:27:30,313 --> 00:27:34,306 - Uh-oh. - What? What's wrong? 508 00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:36,683 The bottle's almost full and I'm still going. 509 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,689 - So stop going. - I can't stop going once I've started. 510 00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,657 It stings. 511 00:27:41,691 --> 00:27:43,215 Quick! Get me another bottle. 512 00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,488 - What? - Come on. 513 00:27:44,528 --> 00:27:46,155 Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry! 514 00:27:46,196 --> 00:27:47,754 Come on! Come on! 515 00:27:47,797 --> 00:27:50,129 Okay okay, here here here. Hold it! 516 00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:57,573 - Hold that. - Jesus. 517 00:28:02,179 --> 00:28:04,443 Hold that one. 518 00:28:04,481 --> 00:28:06,210 Hurry. I'm pinching it. 519 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,183 What are you, a camel? 520 00:28:08,218 --> 00:28:11,210 ( sighs ) 521 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:15,452 - ( siren blaring ) - Pull over! 522 00:28:18,795 --> 00:28:21,059 - Huh? - Pull over! 523 00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:25,293 No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. 524 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:28,361 Yeah. Killer boots, man! 525 00:28:28,405 --> 00:28:32,068 Pull your vehicle to the side of the road! 526 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:43,080 License and registration, please. 527 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:50,757 You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn't you say? 528 00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:54,390 You, uh... you fellas been doing 529 00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,262 a bit of boozing, have you? 530 00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,927 Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine? 531 00:28:58,969 --> 00:29:00,300 No. Oh no, sir. 532 00:29:00,337 --> 00:29:01,702 - No no no. - No, huh-uh. 533 00:29:01,738 --> 00:29:04,639 Yeah, well, what's that? 534 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,743 - That's nothing, sir. - Yeah, nothing. 535 00:29:08,778 --> 00:29:11,838 Yeah well, you aware that it's against the law 536 00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:13,678 to have an open alcohol container 537 00:29:13,717 --> 00:29:15,548 here in the State of Pennsylvania? 538 00:29:15,585 --> 00:29:16,950 Come on, give me that booze, 539 00:29:16,987 --> 00:29:19,319 you little pumpkin-pie- haircutted freak! 540 00:29:19,356 --> 00:29:21,017 Come on! 541 00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:30,596 Sir, no, l-l-- 542 00:29:30,634 --> 00:29:32,261 No, sir, don 't. Don 't drink-- 543 00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:33,860 You'd keep your mouth shut 544 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:36,064 if you knew what was good for you, buddy. 545 00:29:52,322 --> 00:29:53,687 Harry: Tic Tac, sir? 546 00:29:53,723 --> 00:29:55,816 Get the hell outta here! 547 00:29:57,727 --> 00:30:00,423 ( coughs, retches ) 548 00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:04,365 Mary: How could they not have gotten the ransom? 549 00:30:04,401 --> 00:30:05,993 It just doesn't make sense. 550 00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:09,028 I left the money exactly where they instructed me to. 551 00:30:09,072 --> 00:30:10,835 Woman : Oh, it makes perfect sense, Mary. 552 00:30:10,874 --> 00:30:12,705 We should have called the authorities 553 00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:14,539 the minute we knew that Bobby was kidnapped. 554 00:30:14,577 --> 00:30:16,408 Now, Helen, we've been through this already. 555 00:30:16,446 --> 00:30:19,381 - Mr. Andre. - Nicholas. 556 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:22,715 - Karl. - Nick Nick Nick. 557 00:30:22,752 --> 00:30:24,379 Any word yet, sir? 558 00:30:24,421 --> 00:30:26,389 No, nothing yet, Nicholas. 559 00:30:26,423 --> 00:30:28,391 ( sighs ) 560 00:30:28,425 --> 00:30:30,393 I've been giving this a lot of thought. 561 00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:32,486 Maybe we should cancel 562 00:30:32,529 --> 00:30:34,588 the preservation benefit this weekend. 563 00:30:34,631 --> 00:30:36,496 It would be so easy to reschedule it. 564 00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:38,967 No, I don't think we should do anything out of the ordinary. 565 00:30:39,002 --> 00:30:42,028 Yeah, she's right. It's imperative that we carry on as usual... 566 00:30:42,072 --> 00:30:43,767 - Okay. -...especially you, Mary. 567 00:30:43,807 --> 00:30:45,536 What am l supposed to do, 568 00:30:45,575 --> 00:30:47,770 just go about my life like everything is fine? 569 00:30:47,811 --> 00:30:49,642 That's exactly what you should do. 570 00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:51,806 Yes, go skiing, go to parties, act normally, you know. 571 00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:53,440 Yeah, don't you see, honey? 572 00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,348 We can't let on that anything's wrong. 573 00:30:55,385 --> 00:30:57,580 If the press or the authorities get wind of this, 574 00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,053 the kidnappers may panic. 575 00:30:59,089 --> 00:31:01,614 Mm. I mean, you never know 576 00:31:01,658 --> 00:31:03,626 what they might do to him then. 577 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,096 ( snoring ) 578 00:31:21,378 --> 00:31:23,710 in the rain 579 00:31:24,981 --> 00:31:27,677 falling on her 580 00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:29,810 581 00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:34,347 and smiled at me 582 00:31:34,391 --> 00:31:37,952 - - 583 00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:41,760 - - 584 00:31:41,798 --> 00:31:43,561 very happy... 585 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,933 586 00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:51,430 587 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,669 the flower-girl 588 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:55,541 just why 589 00:31:55,578 --> 00:31:57,910 caught my eye 590 00:31:57,947 --> 00:32:00,814 the flower-girl... 591 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:02,715 So he says, " Do you love me?" 592 00:32:02,752 --> 00:32:05,778 and she says, " No, but that's a real nice ski mask." 593 00:32:05,822 --> 00:32:08,222 ( all laughing ) 594 00:32:12,929 --> 00:32:14,396 Hey, man, what's that? 595 00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:33,415 ( passes gas ) 596 00:32:43,493 --> 00:32:45,723 say hello 597 00:32:45,762 --> 00:32:47,024 598 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:50,760 599 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,495 600 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:55,936 the park alone 601 00:32:56,973 --> 00:32:58,736 602 00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:00,470 I knew, I knew 603 00:33:00,510 --> 00:33:01,943 happy... 604 00:33:01,978 --> 00:33:03,946 Whoo! 605 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:06,039 she had made me very happy 606 00:33:06,082 --> 00:33:08,744 - - ( cracks ) 607 00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:20,519 - ( bell rings ) - ( roaring ) 608 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,292 ( crunches ) 609 00:33:29,639 --> 00:33:31,266 ( yelling ) 610 00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:37,175 ( movements swishing ) 611 00:33:37,213 --> 00:33:40,046 ( high-pitched battle-cries ) 612 00:33:42,285 --> 00:33:44,116 ( trills ) 613 00:33:45,121 --> 00:33:47,055 ( gurgling ) 614 00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:49,456 ( snorts ) 615 00:34:11,548 --> 00:34:13,846 ( shouts ) 616 00:34:13,883 --> 00:34:15,874 ( vocalizes ) 617 00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:18,979 Ahh... 618 00:34:19,022 --> 00:34:20,990 eh? 619 00:34:22,258 --> 00:34:24,226 Aah! 620 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,921 Aah! 621 00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:29,261 ( heartbeat thumping ) 622 00:34:38,107 --> 00:34:42,043 - - 623 00:34:42,078 --> 00:34:46,071 - - 624 00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:47,946 ( grunting ) 625 00:34:47,984 --> 00:34:49,918 ( moaning ) 626 00:34:52,755 --> 00:34:55,053 Oh! Oh! 627 00:34:55,091 --> 00:34:56,922 ( groaning ) 628 00:34:57,927 --> 00:34:59,224 ( rips ) 629 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:04,029 630 00:35:04,067 --> 00:35:08,265 631 00:35:08,304 --> 00:35:10,568 the flower-girl 632 00:35:10,607 --> 00:35:12,302 633 00:35:12,342 --> 00:35:14,936 to me? 634 00:35:14,978 --> 00:35:18,778 the flower-girl 635 00:35:18,815 --> 00:35:20,783 ( fades ) 636 00:35:20,817 --> 00:35:23,945 - - ( horn honking ) 637 00:35:26,656 --> 00:35:29,090 Whoa! 638 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,060 ( backfire ) 639 00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:36,122 You want me to drive? 640 00:35:36,165 --> 00:35:38,633 No, I'm cool. 641 00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:49,537 ( water bubbling ) 642 00:36:12,135 --> 00:36:14,103 Yeah! 643 00:36:14,137 --> 00:36:16,628 Get her! 644 00:36:19,075 --> 00:36:20,838 ( chuckles ) 645 00:36:20,877 --> 00:36:22,708 - Ohh. - ( thuds, water splashes ) 646 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:24,372 ( sighs ) 647 00:36:24,414 --> 00:36:26,746 This is the life-- 648 00:36:26,783 --> 00:36:29,650 cold beer, a hot tub and paper-thin walls. 649 00:36:29,686 --> 00:36:32,348 ( laughs ) 650 00:36:32,388 --> 00:36:35,357 There's only one thing that could make this moment any better. 651 00:36:35,391 --> 00:36:37,052 What's that? 652 00:36:37,093 --> 00:36:38,993 If you had a nice set of knockers. 653 00:36:39,028 --> 00:36:41,826 ( laughs ) That's two things, Lloyd. 654 00:36:41,864 --> 00:36:44,799 Yeah, well, it's a good thing you're not stacked, Harry, 655 00:36:44,834 --> 00:36:46,301 or I'd be banging you right now. 656 00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:48,235 ( both laugh ) 657 00:36:48,271 --> 00:36:50,364 I'd show you what a real man can do. 658 00:36:50,406 --> 00:36:54,001 Split you like an old piece of firewood. 659 00:36:57,146 --> 00:36:59,979 You'd probably like it too, you big homo. 660 00:37:00,016 --> 00:37:01,711 Shut up. 661 00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:04,948 Don't tell me to shut up, woman. 662 00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:11,018 ( chuckles ) 663 00:37:14,297 --> 00:37:16,026 I don't know, Lloyd. You know, 664 00:37:16,065 --> 00:37:17,896 this place doesn't really do it for me. 665 00:37:17,934 --> 00:37:20,061 It brings back a lot of memories. 666 00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:22,833 Pour quoi? 667 00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:26,399 It was a few years ago. 668 00:37:26,442 --> 00:37:29,206 What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart? 669 00:37:29,245 --> 00:37:30,837 No, it was a girl. 670 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,370 - Oh. - Fraida Felcher. 671 00:37:32,415 --> 00:37:34,781 Yeah, we stayed in a place just like this. 672 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:37,217 Wasn't this classy, but, you know, nice. 673 00:37:37,253 --> 00:37:40,154 Felcher? From Cranston? 674 00:37:40,189 --> 00:37:41,486 Yeah. You know her? 675 00:37:41,524 --> 00:37:43,321 Oh, yeah! 676 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:45,884 I mean, I remember you... 677 00:37:45,928 --> 00:37:48,294 talking about her. 678 00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:52,768 We had the most incredibly romantic time. 679 00:37:52,802 --> 00:37:54,895 I thought we were gonna be together forever, 680 00:37:54,937 --> 00:37:57,235 and then about a week later, right out of the blue, 681 00:37:57,273 --> 00:37:58,934 she sends me a John Deere letter. 682 00:37:58,975 --> 00:38:02,069 - She give you any reason? - Yeah, I called her up. 683 00:38:02,111 --> 00:38:03,806 She gave me a bunch of crap 684 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:06,178 about me not listening to her enough or something. 685 00:38:06,215 --> 00:38:08,115 I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention. 686 00:38:08,151 --> 00:38:10,085 But the thing that hurt the most 687 00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:12,747 is I think she was seeing another guy. 688 00:38:16,058 --> 00:38:19,357 Never did find out who. 689 00:38:22,799 --> 00:38:25,290 ( vacuum whirring ) 690 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:44,947 Mental: Mr. Andre, guess who we just happened upon? 691 00:38:44,987 --> 00:38:48,047 - Yeah. - Man: I had plans. 692 00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:49,955 - Things I wanted to do. - Yeah. 693 00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:52,017 This is where it all ends-- at a phone booth. 694 00:38:52,061 --> 00:38:53,892 - ( man muttering ) - Yeah. The boys are holed up 695 00:38:53,930 --> 00:38:55,795 in a little love-nest for the night. 696 00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:58,528 I think they're a little bit strange. 697 00:38:58,568 --> 00:39:01,162 What the hell are these guys up to? 698 00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:03,434 I mean, is it possible that they could be feds? 699 00:39:03,472 --> 00:39:06,100 Highly unlikely from what I've seen. 700 00:39:06,142 --> 00:39:08,133 Sir, did you ever hear 701 00:39:08,177 --> 00:39:11,112 of the concept of other people? 702 00:39:11,147 --> 00:39:15,140 Um... me being that for the phone, 703 00:39:15,184 --> 00:39:16,446 sir. 704 00:39:16,485 --> 00:39:19,181 Oh, you turned your back on me. 705 00:39:19,222 --> 00:39:21,588 Ho ho ho! He got me mad. I almost like it. 706 00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:23,819 You and Shay were supposed to grab that bag 707 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:25,987 - so we could end this shit! - Here's your drink, baby. 708 00:39:26,028 --> 00:39:29,464 Do you know the damage I could do to you? 709 00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:33,093 Hold on a minute. 710 00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:35,228 Hmm. 711 00:39:35,271 --> 00:39:37,000 But that's not your problem. 712 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:38,973 You didn't know. 713 00:39:39,008 --> 00:39:41,704 Get off the phone. 714 00:39:43,579 --> 00:39:47,208 Get off the pho-- 715 00:39:50,186 --> 00:39:52,484 I'm sorry, Mr. Andre. You were saying? 716 00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:54,455 Look, Mental, 717 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:57,152 these jokers have got a lot of money and it belongs to me! 718 00:39:57,193 --> 00:40:00,094 Now, I want to know who they are and what they're doing with it! 719 00:40:00,129 --> 00:40:03,326 Hey hey hey, I told you already. I'm on it. 720 00:40:03,366 --> 00:40:06,563 - All right? - Good. 721 00:40:10,106 --> 00:40:10,239 Harry: According to the map, 722 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,604 Harry: According to the map, 723 00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:13,268 we've only gone about four inches. 724 00:40:13,309 --> 00:40:15,004 You know, I don't think 725 00:40:15,044 --> 00:40:16,477 we have enough gas money. 726 00:40:16,512 --> 00:40:19,970 Relax. We have more than enough. 727 00:40:20,016 --> 00:40:21,984 I think you're wrong, Lloyd. 728 00:40:22,018 --> 00:40:23,315 How much you wanna bet? 729 00:40:23,352 --> 00:40:25,013 I don't bet. 730 00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:26,487 What do you mean, you don't bet? 731 00:40:26,522 --> 00:40:28,217 I mean I don't bet. I don't gamble. 732 00:40:28,257 --> 00:40:30,282 ( deep voice ) Pussy pussy pussy! 733 00:40:30,326 --> 00:40:33,352 - I never have, and I never will. - Yeah, right! 734 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:36,126 I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling 735 00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:38,258 - before the end of the day. - No way. 736 00:40:38,301 --> 00:40:39,962 - I'll give you 3-to-1 odds. - Nope. 737 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:41,162 - 5-to-1? - Nope. 738 00:40:41,203 --> 00:40:43,398 - 10-to-1? - You're on. 739 00:40:43,439 --> 00:40:45,805 ( both chuckle ) 740 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:48,442 I'm going to get you. 741 00:40:48,477 --> 00:40:51,310 - Huh-uh. - Oh, yeah. 742 00:40:51,347 --> 00:40:53,474 I don't know how, but I'm going to get you. 743 00:40:53,516 --> 00:40:56,644 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Nuh-uh. 744 00:40:56,686 --> 00:40:58,449 Come on, Joe. Let me do them. 745 00:40:58,487 --> 00:41:00,284 Let me do both of them. 746 00:41:00,323 --> 00:41:01,881 You wouldn't even have to worry about it. 747 00:41:01,924 --> 00:41:03,448 Just shut up! 748 00:41:03,492 --> 00:41:05,619 Now, we don't even know who the hell they are. 749 00:41:05,661 --> 00:41:07,652 You don't kill people you don't know. 750 00:41:07,697 --> 00:41:09,096 That's a rule. 751 00:41:09,131 --> 00:41:10,496 Now, I want you to get up here, 752 00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:11,966 Iie down on the front seat. 753 00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:15,903 When they pick me up, you follow us. You got that? 754 00:41:15,938 --> 00:41:18,270 Keep your shirt on. I gotta squeeze a lemon. 755 00:41:25,247 --> 00:41:27,715 Mental : Hey, hey, hey. Here they come. 756 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:30,514 Stay down, stay down! 757 00:41:40,763 --> 00:41:43,994 Say, uh, are you guys going to Davenport? 758 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:47,366 My car died, and I'm late for a luncheon. 759 00:41:48,504 --> 00:41:52,668 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, 760 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:56,508 but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. 761 00:41:56,545 --> 00:41:59,013 Saddle up, partner. 762 00:42:00,383 --> 00:42:02,180 You're it. 763 00:42:02,218 --> 00:42:04,243 - You're it. - You're it! Quitsies! 764 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:06,345 Anti-quitsies. You're it. Quitsies. No anti-quitsies. 765 00:42:06,389 --> 00:42:07,686 - No startsies. - You can't do that. 766 00:42:07,723 --> 00:42:09,691 - Can too. - Cannot. Stamped it. 767 00:42:09,725 --> 00:42:11,249 Can too. Double-stamped it. No erasies. 768 00:42:11,293 --> 00:42:13,591 Cannot. Triple-stamped it. No erasies. 769 00:42:13,629 --> 00:42:16,223 You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp! 770 00:42:16,265 --> 00:42:19,166 You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Lloyd! 771 00:42:19,201 --> 00:42:21,192 You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp. Lloyd! Lloyd! 772 00:42:21,237 --> 00:42:22,932 Guys! Enough! 773 00:42:26,442 --> 00:42:30,776 Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? 774 00:42:31,814 --> 00:42:34,248 ( screeches ) 775 00:42:34,283 --> 00:42:37,309 Guys! Guys! Guys! 776 00:42:38,754 --> 00:42:42,781 Fellas, you think we could 777 00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:45,293 Iisten to the radio or something? 778 00:42:46,529 --> 00:42:48,497 Radio? ( laughs ) 779 00:42:48,531 --> 00:42:51,523 Who needs a radio? Ready, Harry? 780 00:42:53,069 --> 00:42:54,764 - - 781 00:42:54,804 --> 00:42:56,738 - - 782 00:42:56,772 --> 00:42:59,070 - - 783 00:42:59,108 --> 00:43:00,769 - Lloyd: - 784 00:43:00,810 --> 00:43:02,778 Both: 785 00:43:02,812 --> 00:43:06,179 have you heard? 786 00:43:06,215 --> 00:43:09,514 a mockingbird 787 00:43:09,552 --> 00:43:14,251 don't sing 788 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:18,386 a diamond ring 789 00:43:18,427 --> 00:43:21,487 don't shine... 790 00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:23,498 Hey, Lloyd, look! There's some people who want a ride too. 791 00:43:23,532 --> 00:43:24,521 Pick 'em up! 792 00:43:27,103 --> 00:43:28,764 ( cows moo ) 793 00:43:28,804 --> 00:43:30,601 ( playing acoustic guitar ) 794 00:43:30,639 --> 00:43:33,130 - Harry and Lloyd: - 795 00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:34,665 - - 796 00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:36,769 - - 797 00:43:36,812 --> 00:43:39,042 Harry and Lloyd: 798 00:43:46,689 --> 00:43:49,487 Harry: You want an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentaliano? 799 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:54,127 Nah, you guys go ahead. 800 00:43:54,163 --> 00:43:56,393 I'll do it if you will, Lloyd. 801 00:43:56,432 --> 00:43:58,127 Okay. You go first. 802 00:43:58,167 --> 00:43:59,759 No, huh-uh, no, you go first. 803 00:43:59,802 --> 00:44:01,770 - No, you go first. - No, you go first. 804 00:44:01,804 --> 00:44:04,796 - No, you go first. - I always go first! 805 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,172 Why don't you guys both stop acting 806 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:08,836 Iike a couple of pussies 807 00:44:08,878 --> 00:44:11,108 and go at the same time, huh? 808 00:44:13,382 --> 00:44:16,112 - That sounds like a dare, Harry. - It's a double-dare. 809 00:44:16,152 --> 00:44:17,744 Yeah, okay, you're on. 810 00:44:18,754 --> 00:44:20,381 Mmm! 811 00:44:24,927 --> 00:44:28,886 - Huh. It's not so bad. - Uh-huh. 812 00:44:28,931 --> 00:44:30,523 Yeah. It's more tingly than hot. 813 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:33,228 - Yeah. - ( coughing ) 814 00:44:33,269 --> 00:44:35,134 Agh! 815 00:44:37,673 --> 00:44:40,767 ( both screaming, gagging ) 816 00:44:43,679 --> 00:44:46,170 Uh, if you fellas would excuse me, 817 00:44:46,215 --> 00:44:48,149 I've got to use the phone. 818 00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:50,175 Enjoy your meal, guys. 819 00:44:50,219 --> 00:44:52,278 ( whimpering ) 820 00:44:52,321 --> 00:44:54,289 Here, Lloyd, this helps! 821 00:44:54,323 --> 00:44:56,314 Here here. 822 00:44:56,358 --> 00:44:57,882 It-- it works good. 823 00:44:57,927 --> 00:44:59,918 Ugh! 824 00:45:05,201 --> 00:45:08,864 Yeah, it's Mental. I'm just sitting down 825 00:45:08,904 --> 00:45:11,771 - to a nice meal with our boys. - Well, how nice for you. 826 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:14,298 Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left! 827 00:45:14,343 --> 00:45:17,335 Look, I can't have these guys running around Aspen. 828 00:45:17,379 --> 00:45:19,904 Don't worry. They ain't gonna be runnin' around nowhere 829 00:45:19,949 --> 00:45:23,146 after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple. 830 00:45:25,521 --> 00:45:27,614 ( "The Bear Song" playing ) 831 00:45:27,656 --> 00:45:31,319 - Good good. - Okay, that's good. 832 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,828 Here he comes. Here he comes. 833 00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:36,320 Feeling better, girls? 834 00:45:36,365 --> 00:45:38,765 Yes, much better. Thank you for asking. 835 00:45:38,801 --> 00:45:42,601 that he could see, so! 836 00:45:42,638 --> 00:45:45,607 what he could see, hey! 837 00:45:45,641 --> 00:45:48,235 So why are you going to Aspen? Vacation? 838 00:45:49,612 --> 00:45:51,807 Why don't you eat up and we'll tell you? 839 00:45:51,847 --> 00:45:53,314 ( both snorting ) 840 00:45:53,349 --> 00:45:55,510 It just doesn't seem like you packed much. 841 00:45:55,551 --> 00:45:58,611 All I saw was one bag and that briefcase. 842 00:45:58,654 --> 00:46:00,952 Well, no no, the briefcase isn't even ours. 843 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:02,787 Some lady left it at the airport. 844 00:46:02,825 --> 00:46:04,520 We're just bringing it back to her. 845 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,255 How's your burger? 846 00:46:08,030 --> 00:46:11,295 You mean, you don't even know her? 847 00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,767 ( laughing ) 848 00:46:16,872 --> 00:46:19,363 I mean, 849 00:46:19,408 --> 00:46:23,708 talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. 850 00:46:23,746 --> 00:46:27,238 what he could see, hey! 851 00:46:27,283 --> 00:46:30,343 that he could see, so! 852 00:46:30,386 --> 00:46:33,378 what he could see, hey! 853 00:46:33,422 --> 00:46:35,947 the he could see! 854 00:46:35,991 --> 00:46:38,221 ( kettle whistling ) 855 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:46,632 ( groaning ) 856 00:46:46,669 --> 00:46:48,796 ( both laughing ) 857 00:46:54,677 --> 00:46:56,941 Are you okay, man? It was just a goof. 858 00:46:56,979 --> 00:46:59,311 Oh, my ulcer! 859 00:46:59,348 --> 00:47:01,839 Quick! My pills! 860 00:47:01,884 --> 00:47:04,352 Waitress: Maybe somebody should call an ambulance. 861 00:47:04,386 --> 00:47:05,683 Look, uh, you get the pills. 862 00:47:05,721 --> 00:47:07,518 Don't worry. I know CPR. 863 00:47:07,556 --> 00:47:08,716 I'll get the pills. 864 00:47:08,757 --> 00:47:10,782 Out with the bad air, in with the good. 865 00:47:10,826 --> 00:47:13,056 - Out with the bad air-- - Get off! 866 00:47:17,366 --> 00:47:18,628 Ugh! 867 00:47:20,969 --> 00:47:23,403 Agh, don't! Don't don't! 868 00:47:23,439 --> 00:47:24,736 Back back! 869 00:47:24,773 --> 00:47:28,368 This is a lot easier if you just lay back. 870 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,776 - Here. - He's resisting me! 871 00:47:30,813 --> 00:47:34,044 Here. Here we go, here we go. 872 00:47:34,083 --> 00:47:35,983 - Lloyd: Pills! - There you go! There you go. 873 00:47:36,018 --> 00:47:37,918 - Pills are good! - Take 'em down. 874 00:47:37,953 --> 00:47:39,978 - Pills are good! - Drink 'em down. 875 00:47:40,022 --> 00:47:41,751 There you go. 876 00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:43,655 - There you go, big guy. - That's better! 877 00:47:43,692 --> 00:47:45,660 You want some ketchup and mustard? 878 00:47:45,694 --> 00:47:48,754 That helped us. 879 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:54,291 Son of a bitch! ( gurgling ) 880 00:48:03,746 --> 00:48:05,805 Check, please. 881 00:48:08,851 --> 00:48:10,443 I can't believe it. 882 00:48:10,486 --> 00:48:12,784 Life's a fragile thing, Harr. 883 00:48:12,821 --> 00:48:15,722 One minute you're chewing on a burger, 884 00:48:15,758 --> 00:48:18,022 the next minute you're dead meat. 885 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,494 But he blamed me. You heard him. 886 00:48:20,529 --> 00:48:22,394 Those were his last words. 887 00:48:23,899 --> 00:48:26,060 Not if you count the gurgling sound. 888 00:48:30,072 --> 00:48:32,939 - You mean he was poisoned? - No doubt about it. 889 00:48:32,975 --> 00:48:36,103 We found these next to the body. 890 00:48:36,145 --> 00:48:38,045 - Sir. - Yeah? 891 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,810 Waitress says he came in with a couple of younger guys. 892 00:48:40,849 --> 00:48:44,148 Now they're the ones who called the ambulance, and then they hit the road. 893 00:48:44,186 --> 00:48:46,916 - Get any idea where they were going? - We just received a report 894 00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:49,947 that they were seen headed west on l-80 towards Colorado. 895 00:48:49,992 --> 00:48:52,085 Did you get a make on the vehicle? 896 00:48:53,862 --> 00:48:55,523 Uh, yes, sir. 897 00:48:55,564 --> 00:49:00,001 They're driving an '84... sheepdog. 898 00:49:00,035 --> 00:49:00,269 ( rock music playing ) 899 00:49:00,269 --> 00:49:02,601 ( rock music playing ) 900 00:49:02,638 --> 00:49:05,106 ( tires screech ) 901 00:49:16,785 --> 00:49:18,878 - - ( snoring ) 902 00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:24,587 take a little time 903 00:49:24,626 --> 00:49:26,890 through the dumpster 904 00:49:26,929 --> 00:49:30,456 behind... 905 00:49:33,168 --> 00:49:35,534 906 00:49:35,571 --> 00:49:38,199 to the outside world 907 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:42,574 farther now from me 908 00:49:42,611 --> 00:49:43,873 909 00:49:43,912 --> 00:49:46,676 the fact is 910 00:49:46,715 --> 00:49:48,580 911 00:49:48,617 --> 00:49:51,882 take me apart. 912 00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,059 Skis, huh? 913 00:49:59,094 --> 00:50:00,584 That's right. 914 00:50:00,629 --> 00:50:02,597 Great. 915 00:50:02,631 --> 00:50:04,861 They yours? 916 00:50:06,101 --> 00:50:07,830 Uh-huh. 917 00:50:10,572 --> 00:50:12,335 Both of 'em? 918 00:50:14,109 --> 00:50:15,974 Yeah. 919 00:50:16,011 --> 00:50:19,845 Cool. 920 00:50:22,117 --> 00:50:24,585 Um, excuse me, but you're, uh... 921 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:26,918 you're spraying everywhere. 922 00:50:27,956 --> 00:50:29,446 Oh! 923 00:50:30,926 --> 00:50:34,794 ( whistling, urinating ) 924 00:50:49,845 --> 00:50:51,813 ( door opens ) 925 00:50:51,847 --> 00:50:53,838 ( door closes ) 926 00:50:53,882 --> 00:50:56,373 ( footsteps approach ) 927 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,111 ( zips pants ) 928 00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,260 ( door rattling ) 929 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,708 - ( screams ) - Oh, man, you gotta be shitting me. 930 00:51:22,744 --> 00:51:25,508 If it ain't my old friend! 931 00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:30,485 And right on time. 932 00:51:34,156 --> 00:51:36,124 ( whimpering ) 933 00:51:39,328 --> 00:51:42,593 That's a lot of luggage for a little vacation. 934 00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:44,656 - I'm moving to Aspen. - Oh. 935 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:47,726 I've got to get away from my boyfriend. He's such a klutz. 936 00:51:47,769 --> 00:51:50,567 Plus, my astrologer told me that I really should stay away 937 00:51:50,606 --> 00:51:52,904 from accident-prone guys, so, you know. 938 00:51:52,941 --> 00:51:54,568 Oh, well, you know, l-- 939 00:51:57,779 --> 00:52:01,010 Here. It's a little loose. You might want to-- 940 00:52:01,049 --> 00:52:04,143 - Mm. Thank you. - Oh, no. Hey, no, allow me. 941 00:52:04,186 --> 00:52:06,154 I've got a thing of-- 942 00:52:06,188 --> 00:52:08,622 here. Got 'em right here. Right here. 943 00:52:14,162 --> 00:52:16,323 - ( gasoline ignites ) - Thank you. 944 00:52:16,365 --> 00:52:19,334 Sure. You know, I'm heading up to Aspen myself. 945 00:52:19,368 --> 00:52:21,063 Maybe we could, you know, meet up, 946 00:52:21,103 --> 00:52:23,128 have some hot chocolate or something. 947 00:52:24,373 --> 00:52:26,864 Sure, why not? You seem harmless. 948 00:52:26,908 --> 00:52:28,273 I'm going to give you my number. 949 00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:30,141 - Let me find a pen though. - Great! 950 00:52:30,178 --> 00:52:32,339 - Let's see. - That's-- ah! 951 00:52:32,381 --> 00:52:34,645 - I know I have one in here somewhere. - Look, why don't you 952 00:52:34,683 --> 00:52:36,617 just tell it to me? I got a really good memory. 953 00:52:36,652 --> 00:52:38,813 - Well, the number's 555... - 555. 954 00:52:38,854 --> 00:52:41,846 905-- wait a minute. That's my old number. 955 00:52:41,890 --> 00:52:44,120 That is so weird how your mind just goes blank. 956 00:52:44,159 --> 00:52:46,992 For God's sakes, just give me the damn number! 957 00:52:47,029 --> 00:52:50,624 Okay, look, uh, you gonna get pushy, forget about it. 958 00:52:57,139 --> 00:52:59,300 Find a happy place. 959 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:02,401 Find a happy place. Find a happy place. 960 00:53:02,444 --> 00:53:05,004 I'll show you a happy place. 961 00:53:06,014 --> 00:53:08,949 Here's your happy place. 962 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:18,756 - ( yells ) - ( groans ) 963 00:53:18,794 --> 00:53:21,422 ( panting ) 964 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,840 ( whimpers ) 965 00:53:40,882 --> 00:53:44,318 ( police radio chattering ) 966 00:53:44,352 --> 00:53:46,445 Man: Move those cars! Move it! Move it! 967 00:53:52,761 --> 00:53:54,695 Go around, man. Go around. 968 00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:57,426 More flags over here! 969 00:53:57,466 --> 00:53:59,400 All right, any sign of them yet? 970 00:53:59,434 --> 00:54:01,425 No, sir, but we're expecting them shortly. 971 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,598 A motorist saw a pooch about 30 miles back headed this way. 972 00:54:09,144 --> 00:54:12,773 Look, I told you what happened, okay? So just drop it. 973 00:54:12,814 --> 00:54:14,941 Yeah, okay. Sure thing, Lloyd. Sure thing. 974 00:54:14,983 --> 00:54:17,451 I promise not to mention another word 975 00:54:17,486 --> 00:54:19,954 about you being in a bathroom 976 00:54:19,988 --> 00:54:21,956 with a 6'4" trucker with his pants down. 977 00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:24,390 ( laughs ) 978 00:54:32,134 --> 00:54:34,500 Hey, look. We're almost in Colorado. 979 00:54:34,536 --> 00:54:36,766 What do you say we change seats? 980 00:54:36,805 --> 00:54:39,035 I've been driving for nine straight hours. 981 00:54:39,074 --> 00:54:42,043 I don't have the energy to start a new state. 982 00:54:42,077 --> 00:54:43,977 Why should I do you any favors? 983 00:54:44,012 --> 00:54:47,072 I'll let you kiss me. ( laughs ) 984 00:54:47,115 --> 00:54:49,083 I swear... 985 00:54:49,117 --> 00:54:51,381 I'm gonna-- I will take your-- 986 00:54:51,419 --> 00:54:53,979 I'm-- I swear to God I'm gonna take your-- 987 00:54:54,022 --> 00:54:56,855 - Aw, come on-- - Don't touch me. 988 00:54:56,892 --> 00:54:59,122 ( mocking ) Oh, okay. 989 00:55:02,831 --> 00:55:05,561 I'm done. Okay, enough. 990 00:55:07,803 --> 00:55:10,567 ( mimics truck horn, giggling ) 991 00:55:14,543 --> 00:55:16,773 ( laughing ) 992 00:55:18,413 --> 00:55:21,041 Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? 993 00:55:21,082 --> 00:55:22,777 All right. 994 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:25,446 Well, see you later. 995 00:55:27,389 --> 00:55:29,323 - ( snoring ) - Hey, Harry, 996 00:55:29,357 --> 00:55:31,257 I got some beef jerk-- 997 00:55:35,831 --> 00:55:39,494 Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road. 998 00:55:39,534 --> 00:55:41,798 ( "Crash" playing ) 999 00:55:41,837 --> 00:55:45,034 way too fast 1000 00:55:45,073 --> 00:55:47,507 you're gonna crash 1001 00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:50,875 watch your step 1002 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,210 gonna break your neck 1003 00:55:53,248 --> 00:55:56,240 shut your mouth 1004 00:55:56,284 --> 00:55:58,912 listening anyhow 1005 00:55:58,954 --> 00:56:01,821 enough of you 1006 00:56:01,857 --> 00:56:04,826 a lifetime through 1007 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:06,589 1008 00:56:06,628 --> 00:56:10,655 ( fades ) 1009 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,934 Hey! 1010 00:56:13,969 --> 00:56:17,564 I was wondering when you were gonna get up. 1011 00:56:17,606 --> 00:56:19,403 Ha! 1012 00:56:19,441 --> 00:56:22,376 Well, how long have I been out? 1013 00:56:23,545 --> 00:56:26,673 I'd say a good five hours. 1014 00:56:31,253 --> 00:56:34,051 Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains 1015 00:56:34,089 --> 00:56:37,217 to be a little rockier than this. 1016 00:56:37,259 --> 00:56:40,057 I was thinking the same thing. 1017 00:56:40,095 --> 00:56:43,587 That John Denver's full of shit, man. 1018 00:56:47,402 --> 00:56:49,632 I'm only human, Harry! 1019 00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:53,107 Anybody can make a mistake. 1020 00:56:53,141 --> 00:56:56,508 Come on, stop being a baby! 1021 00:56:56,544 --> 00:56:59,069 So we backtracked a tad! 1022 00:56:59,114 --> 00:57:01,014 A tad?! 1023 00:57:01,049 --> 00:57:03,142 A tad, Lloyd? 1024 00:57:03,184 --> 00:57:06,244 You drove almost 1/6 of the way 1025 00:57:06,288 --> 00:57:09,621 across the country in the wrong direction! 1026 00:57:11,393 --> 00:57:13,918 Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen! 1027 00:57:13,962 --> 00:57:15,623 We don't have enough money to get home! 1028 00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:18,155 We don't have enough money to eat! 1029 00:57:18,199 --> 00:57:20,827 We don't have enough money to sleep! 1030 00:57:22,103 --> 00:57:24,401 Well, it's not gonna do us any good 1031 00:57:24,439 --> 00:57:26,270 to sit here whining about it. 1032 00:57:26,308 --> 00:57:28,401 - We're in a hole. - ( "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" playing ) 1033 00:57:28,443 --> 00:57:30,911 We're just going to have to dig ourselves out. 1034 00:57:32,447 --> 00:57:34,142 Okay, all right. You're right. 1035 00:57:34,182 --> 00:57:36,082 You're absolutely right, Lloyd. 1036 00:57:36,117 --> 00:57:38,415 - - Where're you going? 1037 00:57:38,453 --> 00:57:42,150 - - Home. I'm walking home. 1038 00:57:42,190 --> 00:57:46,684 Oh, well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! 1039 00:57:46,728 --> 00:57:48,491 I guess I forgot 1040 00:57:48,530 --> 00:57:51,158 that you never, ever make a mistake! 1041 00:57:51,199 --> 00:57:54,259 ( singer vocalizing ) 1042 00:58:15,156 --> 00:58:17,647 Lloyd : Harry! 1043 00:58:17,692 --> 00:58:19,387 Harry! 1044 00:58:19,427 --> 00:58:22,123 Harry! 1045 00:58:22,163 --> 00:58:24,427 Harry! Wait up! 1046 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,832 - ( engine backfires ) - ( yells ) 1047 00:58:34,676 --> 00:58:36,974 ( bell rings ) 1048 00:58:37,012 --> 00:58:38,980 ( bird cawing ) 1049 00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,983 Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen. 1050 00:58:42,017 --> 00:58:44,144 Where did you find that? 1051 00:58:44,185 --> 00:58:46,710 Some kid back in town. 1052 00:58:46,755 --> 00:58:49,451 Traded the van for it straight up. 1053 00:58:49,491 --> 00:58:52,654 I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. 1054 00:58:58,099 --> 00:59:00,533 You know, Lloyd, just when I think 1055 00:59:00,568 --> 00:59:04,095 you couldn't possibly be any dumber, 1056 00:59:04,139 --> 00:59:08,337 you go and do something like this... 1057 00:59:08,376 --> 00:59:12,210 and totally redeem yourself! 1058 00:59:12,247 --> 00:59:15,444 Ha ha! 1059 00:59:15,483 --> 00:59:17,713 - Still wanna go to Aspen? - Oh, yeah! 1060 00:59:17,752 --> 00:59:21,415 - Okay, let's go, buddy! - Super! 1061 00:59:21,456 --> 00:59:24,323 - ( bell rings ) - ( "Where I Find My Heaven" playing ) 1062 00:59:24,359 --> 00:59:28,295 - Lloyd, no! West! Go west, Lloyd! - Oh! Oh, yeah. 1063 00:59:37,172 --> 00:59:40,266 1064 00:59:40,308 --> 00:59:43,709 1065 00:59:43,745 --> 00:59:47,374 through my heart and veins 1066 00:59:47,415 --> 00:59:51,078 1067 00:59:51,119 --> 00:59:54,384 1068 00:59:54,422 --> 00:59:57,152 1069 00:59:57,192 --> 01:00:00,161 - ( horn honks ) - 1070 01:00:00,195 --> 01:00:02,493 from my desk lamp 1071 01:00:02,530 --> 01:00:06,296 my heaven 1072 01:00:06,334 --> 01:00:11,704 my heaven... 1073 01:00:13,441 --> 01:00:15,841 I've got to-- I've got to stop 1074 01:00:15,877 --> 01:00:18,072 to go to the bathroom. 1075 01:00:18,113 --> 01:00:20,513 Just go, man. 1076 01:00:21,850 --> 01:00:23,647 Oh! 1077 01:00:25,487 --> 01:00:27,717 That sure is warm. 1078 01:00:32,127 --> 01:00:34,618 my heaven 1079 01:00:34,662 --> 01:00:38,359 - - 1080 01:00:38,399 --> 01:00:40,594 my heaven... 1081 01:00:40,635 --> 01:00:43,365 ( truck horn honks ) 1082 01:00:43,404 --> 01:00:47,135 1083 01:00:47,175 --> 01:00:51,976 1084 01:01:00,388 --> 01:01:03,448 ( both shivering ) 1085 01:01:08,730 --> 01:01:11,062 ( bell tolling ) 1086 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:31,408 We're there. 1087 01:01:38,893 --> 01:01:40,827 Got a little nippy 1088 01:01:40,862 --> 01:01:43,831 going through the pass back there. 1089 01:01:46,267 --> 01:01:48,861 Lloyd: lsn't this incredible? 1090 01:01:48,903 --> 01:01:51,872 - What more could two single guys want? - How about some food? 1091 01:01:51,906 --> 01:01:54,875 I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. 1092 01:01:54,909 --> 01:01:56,399 I'm not really hungry. 1093 01:01:56,444 --> 01:01:58,378 Well, I'm starving. 1094 01:01:58,413 --> 01:02:01,507 Ho-- Jeez, look at the butt on that. 1095 01:02:01,549 --> 01:02:03,608 Lloyd: Yeah. 1096 01:02:03,651 --> 01:02:06,484 He must work out. 1097 01:02:06,521 --> 01:02:08,580 Hey! Why don't we get busy 1098 01:02:08,623 --> 01:02:10,488 and deliver the briefcase to Mary? 1099 01:02:10,525 --> 01:02:12,254 If I know her as well as I think I do 1100 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:14,488 she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets. 1101 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:16,588 Good plan. Where does she live? 1102 01:02:16,631 --> 01:02:18,531 I don't know. 1103 01:02:18,566 --> 01:02:21,228 What's her last name? I'll look it up. 1104 01:02:21,269 --> 01:02:23,203 Uh... 1105 01:02:23,238 --> 01:02:26,730 You know, I don't really recall. 1106 01:02:26,774 --> 01:02:28,605 Starts with an "S." 1107 01:02:28,643 --> 01:02:32,841 S-swim, Swamie, S-slippy, Slappy, 1108 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,542 Slimin, Solmon, Simin, Sal, 1109 01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:36,743 Swenson, Swanson? 1110 01:02:36,784 --> 01:02:38,581 Maybe it's on the briefcase. 1111 01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:40,485 Oh, yeah! It's right here. 1112 01:02:40,521 --> 01:02:42,921 Samsonite! I was way off. 1113 01:02:42,957 --> 01:02:45,221 I knew it started with an "S" though. 1114 01:02:46,661 --> 01:02:48,754 I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd. 1115 01:02:48,796 --> 01:02:51,060 She must be unlisted. 1116 01:02:53,735 --> 01:02:55,703 Great. 1117 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,967 So what are we supposed to do now? 1118 01:02:58,006 --> 01:03:01,498 ( fox howls ) 1119 01:03:01,542 --> 01:03:05,603 - I can't feel my fi-fingers anymore. - ( wind whistling ) 1120 01:03:05,647 --> 01:03:08,639 They're-they're- they're numb. 1121 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:13,479 Ooh. Maybe you should wear these extra gloves. 1122 01:03:13,521 --> 01:03:16,456 My hands are starting to get sweaty. 1123 01:03:16,491 --> 01:03:19,688 Extra gloves? 1124 01:03:19,727 --> 01:03:22,025 You've had this pair 1125 01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:24,827 of extra gloves this whole time? 1126 01:03:26,467 --> 01:03:28,867 Yeah. We're in the Rockies. 1127 01:03:31,472 --> 01:03:33,235 I'm going to kill you. 1128 01:03:34,442 --> 01:03:36,967 - What? - I'm gonna kill you! 1129 01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:40,310 - I'm gonna kill you, Lloyd! - Calm down! 1130 01:03:40,348 --> 01:03:41,872 Right now, I'm gonna kill you! 1131 01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:44,248 Harry, you got that crazy look in your eye! 1132 01:03:45,853 --> 01:03:49,812 ( chuckles ) I know what I'm going to do. 1133 01:03:49,857 --> 01:03:51,984 - What are you doing? - I'm going to do something 1134 01:03:52,026 --> 01:03:54,551 I should have done a long time ago. 1135 01:03:55,563 --> 01:03:57,360 Don't do anything foolish, Harry! 1136 01:03:57,398 --> 01:03:59,730 What? Foolish? This isn't foolish! 1137 01:03:59,767 --> 01:04:02,065 I'm going to toss this damn curse 1138 01:04:02,103 --> 01:04:04,401 right into that damn pond! 1139 01:04:04,439 --> 01:04:06,168 Aah! 1140 01:04:07,675 --> 01:04:10,872 - I'm going to do it! - No, Harry! 1141 01:04:12,814 --> 01:04:15,715 ( screams ) Harry! 1142 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:18,344 Your hands are freezing! 1143 01:04:18,386 --> 01:04:20,786 Aah! Ugh! 1144 01:04:20,822 --> 01:04:23,086 Harry, look! 1145 01:04:23,124 --> 01:04:25,820 Look! Look! 1146 01:04:30,598 --> 01:04:32,896 Okay, here's the plan: 1147 01:04:32,934 --> 01:04:35,801 We borrow a few bucks-- just a small loan from the briefcase 1148 01:04:35,837 --> 01:04:38,863 - and we find some reasonable lodgings. - Good plan. 1149 01:04:38,906 --> 01:04:41,602 And we'll keep track of all the money we spend with lOUs. 1150 01:04:41,642 --> 01:04:43,872 We'll be meticulous, right down to the last penny. 1151 01:04:43,911 --> 01:04:46,345 - Whatever we borrow, we pay back. - Absolutely. 1152 01:04:46,381 --> 01:04:48,781 - We're good for it. - Our word is our bond. 1153 01:04:50,485 --> 01:04:52,476 This is the Hotel Danbury 1154 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,488 Presidential Suite, gentlemen, 1155 01:04:54,522 --> 01:04:56,513 normally reserved for royalty, 1156 01:04:56,557 --> 01:04:58,354 visiting dignitaries, 1157 01:04:58,393 --> 01:05:00,793 illustrious stars of stage and screen. 1158 01:05:00,828 --> 01:05:04,355 We have shortly coming the Emperor and Empress of Japan, 1159 01:05:04,399 --> 01:05:07,368 and of course, Princess Charles and Di when they were together 1160 01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:09,393 used to frequent the hotel constantly. 1161 01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:10,927 We'll take it! 1162 01:05:10,972 --> 01:05:13,304 - ( engine revs ) - ( "You Sexy Thing" playing ) 1163 01:05:19,947 --> 01:05:23,542 in miracles, baby 1164 01:05:23,584 --> 01:05:26,985 you sexy thing 1165 01:05:27,021 --> 01:05:29,012 1166 01:05:29,056 --> 01:05:32,150 in miracles, baby 1167 01:05:32,193 --> 01:05:34,787 1168 01:05:34,829 --> 01:05:39,061 - - 1169 01:05:40,568 --> 01:05:42,297 There you go. 1170 01:05:43,971 --> 01:05:45,939 - There you go. - Thank you, sir. 1171 01:05:45,973 --> 01:05:47,907 - There you go. - Thank you, sir. 1172 01:05:47,942 --> 01:05:49,603 - There you go. - Thank you, sir. 1173 01:05:49,644 --> 01:05:52,044 There you go. 1174 01:05:53,948 --> 01:05:55,813 Hi. 1175 01:05:55,850 --> 01:05:57,579 ( both sobbing ) 1176 01:05:57,618 --> 01:06:00,052 Narrator on TV: Rain brought them to him. 1177 01:06:00,087 --> 01:06:01,952 Girl on TV: My mother was Sarah Carver. 1178 01:06:01,989 --> 01:06:04,184 Narrator: Although at the time, he wasn't sure 1179 01:06:04,225 --> 01:06:06,489 he wanted to accept the gift. 1180 01:06:06,527 --> 01:06:08,893 Girl on TV : Nick, do you think he 'll let us stay? 1181 01:06:08,930 --> 01:06:10,955 Nick on TV : No, this place is ugly, anyway. 1182 01:06:10,998 --> 01:06:14,092 You and me, we 're a family. 1183 01:06:14,135 --> 01:06:16,660 Man : I promise never to give you away. 1184 01:06:16,704 --> 01:06:19,537 And no one 's ever going to break us apart. 1185 01:06:19,574 --> 01:06:22,737 At Pacific Bell, we believe that's pretty special. 1186 01:06:22,777 --> 01:06:22,977 - Wow! Boy, this is livin', huh? - Yeah. 1187 01:06:22,977 --> 01:06:26,071 - Wow! Boy, this is livin', huh? - Yeah. 1188 01:06:26,113 --> 01:06:28,638 - What's on next? - I don't know. 1189 01:06:28,683 --> 01:06:30,913 Let me look it up. 1190 01:06:30,952 --> 01:06:32,817 Ah! 1191 01:06:32,854 --> 01:06:34,879 Lloyd, you okay? 1192 01:06:34,922 --> 01:06:37,015 Harry, it's Mary! 1193 01:06:37,058 --> 01:06:38,855 It's who? 1194 01:06:38,893 --> 01:06:41,020 Mary with the briefcase. 1195 01:06:41,062 --> 01:06:44,225 Mary Swanson. 1196 01:06:44,265 --> 01:06:46,665 Swanson! 1197 01:06:46,701 --> 01:06:49,898 - Wool hast anool-- - "Host annual." 1198 01:06:49,937 --> 01:06:53,634 - Host anewl-- annual-- - Annual. 1199 01:06:53,674 --> 01:06:55,471 "Annual meeting of..." 1200 01:06:55,510 --> 01:06:57,478 t-t-t-heh... 1201 01:06:57,512 --> 01:06:59,036 t-he-- t-he-- 1202 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,945 - The. - Oh. 1203 01:07:00,982 --> 01:07:04,042 - "The lnter--" ( sighs ) - Yeah. It's a big one. 1204 01:07:04,085 --> 01:07:07,111 "lnternational Preservation Society tomorrow night." 1205 01:07:07,154 --> 01:07:10,021 ( "Oh, Pretty Woman" playing ) 1206 01:07:10,057 --> 01:07:11,786 Well, come on, Cinderella. 1207 01:07:11,826 --> 01:07:14,693 We've got to get you ready for the ball! 1208 01:07:21,636 --> 01:07:25,094 walking down the street 1209 01:07:25,139 --> 01:07:28,905 the kind I like to meet 1210 01:07:28,943 --> 01:07:31,503 1211 01:07:31,546 --> 01:07:35,209 you're not the truth 1212 01:07:35,249 --> 01:07:39,515 as good as you... 1213 01:07:41,689 --> 01:07:43,213 - ( grinding ) - 1214 01:07:46,727 --> 01:07:50,595 won 't you pardon me? 1215 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:54,567 I couldn 't help but see 1216 01:07:54,602 --> 01:07:57,162 1217 01:07:57,204 --> 01:08:00,970 as can be 1218 01:08:01,008 --> 01:08:06,844 just like me? 1219 01:08:06,881 --> 01:08:09,372 ( singer growls ) 1220 01:08:13,321 --> 01:08:17,257 stop awhile 1221 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:20,988 talk awhile 1222 01:08:21,028 --> 01:08:27,957 give your smile to me 1223 01:08:28,002 --> 01:08:32,166 yeah yeah yeah 1224 01:08:32,206 --> 01:08:35,903 - ( scissors snipping ) - 1225 01:08:35,943 --> 01:08:40,505 say you'll stay with me... 1226 01:08:42,383 --> 01:08:45,580 1227 01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:48,885 - - ( loud buzzing ) 1228 01:08:48,923 --> 01:08:52,882 1229 01:08:52,927 --> 01:08:55,862 1230 01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:58,262 Yeah! 1231 01:09:01,135 --> 01:09:02,169 1232 01:09:03,237 --> 01:09:05,330 ( lounge music playing ) 1233 01:09:07,174 --> 01:09:09,165 Thanks, Barn. There you go. 1234 01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:11,201 Thank you, sir. 1235 01:09:27,862 --> 01:09:29,386 Okay okay okay. 1236 01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:30,954 - Ha! - Cripes! 1237 01:09:30,998 --> 01:09:33,193 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1238 01:09:37,071 --> 01:09:38,538 Agh! 1239 01:09:39,907 --> 01:09:42,671 - Time out! - Okay. 1240 01:09:42,710 --> 01:09:46,146 Excuse me. Gentlemen, this is a $500-a-plate dinner. 1241 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:49,672 - Good night. - Oh, 500-- oh, okay. No problem. 1242 01:09:49,717 --> 01:09:52,743 Here. Put us down for-- put us down for four. 1243 01:09:52,787 --> 01:09:54,948 In case we want seconds. 1244 01:09:56,257 --> 01:09:58,521 ( inhales sharply ) 1245 01:10:01,328 --> 01:10:03,853 Jesus Christ. It's them. 1246 01:10:03,898 --> 01:10:05,422 - Them who? - Them, 1247 01:10:05,466 --> 01:10:08,128 the guys who whacked Mental. 1248 01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:10,762 Can't you just feel it, Harry? 1249 01:10:10,805 --> 01:10:12,432 This is our big chance, man. 1250 01:10:12,473 --> 01:10:14,236 All we gotta do 1251 01:10:14,275 --> 01:10:16,743 is show a little class, a little sophistication, 1252 01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,802 and we're in like a dirty shirt. 1253 01:10:18,846 --> 01:10:21,280 That's no problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-- 1254 01:10:21,315 --> 01:10:23,283 oh, look at the funbags on that hosehound. 1255 01:10:23,317 --> 01:10:25,785 I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans 1256 01:10:25,820 --> 01:10:27,788 and a nice bottle of Chianti. 1257 01:10:27,822 --> 01:10:30,154 ( both mimic Hannibal Lecter ) 1258 01:10:30,191 --> 01:10:33,024 Come on, let's go get a couple bowls of loudmouth soup. 1259 01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:34,789 Yeah. 1260 01:10:34,829 --> 01:10:36,922 Hey, bartender, 1261 01:10:36,964 --> 01:10:39,159 - two martinis, please. - Yes, sir. Right away. 1262 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,169 Nicholas: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 1263 01:10:42,203 --> 01:10:44,296 The Aspen Preservation Society 1264 01:10:44,338 --> 01:10:46,363 is the world's foremost defender 1265 01:10:46,407 --> 01:10:49,399 of 23 endangered species, 1266 01:10:49,443 --> 01:10:51,934 and it is with tremendous honor 1267 01:10:51,979 --> 01:10:54,743 that we're able to bring Mr. Swanson forward 1268 01:10:54,782 --> 01:10:57,148 to introduce us to the 24th. Everybody-- 1269 01:10:57,184 --> 01:10:59,118 Karl. 1270 01:10:59,153 --> 01:11:01,314 Thank you, Nick. 1271 01:11:03,357 --> 01:11:05,291 Thank you. 1272 01:11:05,326 --> 01:11:07,123 Ladies and gentlemen, 1273 01:11:07,161 --> 01:11:10,153 I give you the lcelandic snow owl. 1274 01:11:10,197 --> 01:11:13,963 ( drum roll ) 1275 01:11:14,001 --> 01:11:15,195 ( cymbals crash ) 1276 01:11:15,236 --> 01:11:17,796 ( applause ) 1277 01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:21,296 These magnificent specimens constitute one seventh 1278 01:11:21,342 --> 01:11:24,175 of the snow owl population left on the planet. 1279 01:11:24,211 --> 01:11:27,146 And God willing, with your help 1280 01:11:27,181 --> 01:11:29,240 and that of the Society's, 1281 01:11:29,283 --> 01:11:32,446 these wonderful creatures will flourish once more. 1282 01:11:32,486 --> 01:11:35,683 Thank you again and enjoy your evening. 1283 01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:40,522 Can I have some pistachios, please? 1284 01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:44,328 And another one of those. 1285 01:11:44,365 --> 01:11:46,765 Lloyd, what are you doing? Would you calm down? 1286 01:11:46,801 --> 01:11:49,269 I've never seen you so nervous. 1287 01:11:49,303 --> 01:11:53,034 Keep an eye on 'em, Shay. Keep a close eye. 1288 01:11:53,073 --> 01:11:55,234 I'm ready for a commitment, Harry. 1289 01:11:55,276 --> 01:11:58,109 The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, 1290 01:11:58,145 --> 01:12:01,808 I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling 1291 01:12:01,849 --> 01:12:04,113 where I'd do anything to bone her. 1292 01:12:04,151 --> 01:12:06,244 That's a special feeling, Lloyd. 1293 01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:08,278 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1294 01:12:08,322 --> 01:12:11,382 Oh my, there she is. 1295 01:12:11,425 --> 01:12:13,791 Wow! You weren't kidding, Lloyd. 1296 01:12:13,828 --> 01:12:16,490 She's an angel! ( whistles ) 1297 01:12:17,498 --> 01:12:19,261 Well, what are you waiting for? 1298 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:22,133 Get over there and talk to her. 1299 01:12:25,973 --> 01:12:28,305 She's just going to think I'm some kind of a psycho 1300 01:12:28,342 --> 01:12:30,572 when she finds out how far I came just to see her! 1301 01:12:30,611 --> 01:12:32,476 You know what you have?! Her briefcase! 1302 01:12:32,513 --> 01:12:35,505 She's gonna be thrilled to see you. 1303 01:12:35,549 --> 01:12:38,848 Wait. I have an idea. 1304 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,452 Why don't you go over 1305 01:12:42,489 --> 01:12:44,423 and introduce yourself? 1306 01:12:44,458 --> 01:12:46,426 And that way, you can build me up 1307 01:12:46,460 --> 01:12:48,428 so I won't have to brag about myself later. 1308 01:12:48,462 --> 01:12:50,396 Tell her I'm rich 1309 01:12:50,431 --> 01:12:52,899 and, uh, I'm good-looking 1310 01:12:52,933 --> 01:12:54,958 and, uh, I have a rapist wit. 1311 01:12:55,002 --> 01:12:57,061 No, I don't know. I don't think I could-- no. 1312 01:12:57,104 --> 01:12:59,868 - Come on, please. - No, I'm not-- 1313 01:12:59,907 --> 01:13:03,001 - Please! Please! - Okay okay okay. Stop. 1314 01:13:03,043 --> 01:13:04,943 What are you gonna do? 1315 01:13:04,979 --> 01:13:07,243 I'm going to hang by the bar, 1316 01:13:07,281 --> 01:13:10,648 - put out the vibe. - Okay. 1317 01:13:21,328 --> 01:13:23,728 Nice set of hooters you got there. 1318 01:13:26,033 --> 01:13:29,298 - I beg your pardon? - The owls, they're beautiful. 1319 01:13:30,671 --> 01:13:33,003 Oh. 1320 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:35,008 Yeah. 1321 01:13:35,042 --> 01:13:36,976 Are you a bird lover? 1322 01:13:37,011 --> 01:13:39,502 Me? Oh, no. Well, I used to have a parakeet-- 1323 01:13:39,546 --> 01:13:42,447 - Ah. - --but now my main area of expertise 1324 01:13:42,483 --> 01:13:44,974 is, uh, canines-- 1325 01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:47,146 "dogs" to the layperson. 1326 01:13:48,155 --> 01:13:50,350 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 1327 01:13:51,358 --> 01:13:54,327 - I love dogs too. - Oh. 1328 01:13:54,361 --> 01:13:56,625 - So how are you involved with them? - Oh, you know, 1329 01:13:56,664 --> 01:13:59,633 I've trained them, bathed them, clipped them. 1330 01:13:59,667 --> 01:14:01,430 - I've even bred them. - Oh, really? 1331 01:14:01,468 --> 01:14:03,436 - Any unusual breeding? - No. 1332 01:14:03,470 --> 01:14:05,529 Mostly just doggy-style. 1333 01:14:05,572 --> 01:14:08,905 One time, we successfully mated 1334 01:14:08,943 --> 01:14:11,309 a bulldog with a shih-tzu. 1335 01:14:11,345 --> 01:14:14,246 Really? That's weird. 1336 01:14:14,281 --> 01:14:16,909 Yeah. We-- we called it a bullshit. 1337 01:14:16,951 --> 01:14:18,680 ( laughing hysterically ) 1338 01:14:28,062 --> 01:14:30,360 Oh, I'm-- anyway, the real reason 1339 01:14:30,397 --> 01:14:32,558 I came over here was to-- 1340 01:14:32,599 --> 01:14:35,534 I've got to introduce you to a buddy of mine. 1341 01:14:35,569 --> 01:14:39,027 - I don't believe I've met your friend. - Oh. 1342 01:14:39,073 --> 01:14:41,564 Well, actually, we haven't been properly introduced. 1343 01:14:41,608 --> 01:14:44,372 - My name is Mary Swanson. - Hi, Harry Dunne. 1344 01:14:44,411 --> 01:14:47,141 Hi. Nice to meet you. This is my stepmother Helen. 1345 01:14:47,181 --> 01:14:49,445 Hi. Harry Dunne. Pleasure to meet you both. 1346 01:14:49,483 --> 01:14:51,678 Mm-hmm. Well, I saw you come in. 1347 01:14:51,719 --> 01:14:54,017 I was hoping I'd get a chance to meet you. 1348 01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:58,252 - You were? Really? - Yes! That tuxedo, it's fabulous! 1349 01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:01,090 Really. I love a man with a sense of humor, 1350 01:15:01,128 --> 01:15:03,995 and so does Mary. It's hysterical! 1351 01:15:04,031 --> 01:15:05,589 - Really? - Oh, yes. 1352 01:15:05,632 --> 01:15:08,624 Oh. Anyway, um, about my friend-- 1353 01:15:08,669 --> 01:15:12,002 What are you doing tomorrow? I believe that Mary 1354 01:15:12,039 --> 01:15:13,700 is looking for someone to hit the slopes with. 1355 01:15:13,741 --> 01:15:15,470 She-- what? Huh? 1356 01:15:15,509 --> 01:15:18,444 Helen, you're embarrassing me. 1357 01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:20,447 Well, you are. I mean, after all, 1358 01:15:20,481 --> 01:15:22,608 the snow's going to be gone in a couple of weeks. 1359 01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:24,514 and, well, this may be your last chance. 1360 01:15:24,551 --> 01:15:26,644 Poor thing, she never gets a chance to get out. 1361 01:15:26,687 --> 01:15:29,349 Well, what do you say, Mr. Dunne? Are you available? 1362 01:15:29,390 --> 01:15:31,688 Well, I don't know. See, my friend-- 1363 01:15:31,725 --> 01:15:33,590 Oh, forget your friend for one day. 1364 01:15:33,627 --> 01:15:36,721 I think you kids'll have a wonderful time. What do you say? 1365 01:15:36,764 --> 01:15:38,994 Well, you know, I don't know, you know. 1366 01:15:39,033 --> 01:15:41,467 You know, the thing-- part of-- sure. 1367 01:15:41,502 --> 01:15:44,630 What time? Ahem-- 1368 01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:50,533 How come you didn't bring her over? 1369 01:15:50,577 --> 01:15:52,545 Relax. You're golden. 1370 01:15:52,579 --> 01:15:55,013 - I got you a date with her tomorrow. - Oh. 1371 01:15:56,617 --> 01:15:59,051 - ( stammers ) What-- l-- this-- - Yeah. 1372 01:15:59,086 --> 01:16:01,350 - I love you, man. - Okay okay. 1373 01:16:01,388 --> 01:16:03,219 - You're kissing me. - I love you. 1374 01:16:03,257 --> 01:16:05,725 - I love you! - You're kissing me. Lloyd! 1375 01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:10,756 This calls for a little of the bubbly! 1376 01:16:10,798 --> 01:16:13,028 - You're going to be my best man, Harr. - Oh, good. 1377 01:16:13,067 --> 01:16:14,625 - I promise. - Thank you. 1378 01:16:14,668 --> 01:16:16,636 You have just earned yourself a seat 1379 01:16:16,670 --> 01:16:20,629 at the head table, pal. And we already got the tuxes. 1380 01:16:21,842 --> 01:16:23,776 - ( loud thud ) - ( owl squawks ) 1381 01:16:27,481 --> 01:16:29,813 - Woman: Gracious sakes! - ( crowd murmuring ) 1382 01:16:29,850 --> 01:16:33,513 - Man : Good grief! - Boy, this party really died. 1383 01:16:40,624 --> 01:16:43,115 Hey, maybe it was a coincidence. 1384 01:16:43,159 --> 01:16:45,684 ( mimics ) Hey, maybe it was a coincidence. 1385 01:16:45,729 --> 01:16:49,187 It was a message, Shay, pure and simple. 1386 01:16:49,232 --> 01:16:51,427 I mean, we killed their bird. 1387 01:16:51,468 --> 01:16:54,494 Now they killed one of ours. 1388 01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,498 How could anybody whack a bird with a cork? 1389 01:16:58,541 --> 01:17:00,839 These guys aren't just anybody. 1390 01:17:00,877 --> 01:17:03,937 They're good. 1391 01:17:09,819 --> 01:17:12,151 Mary Christmas. 1392 01:17:12,188 --> 01:17:14,952 Mrs. Mary Christmas. 1393 01:17:16,526 --> 01:17:19,927 - Kinda catchy, huh, Harr? - Yeah yeah, that sounds nice. 1394 01:17:19,963 --> 01:17:23,364 But, Lloyd, don't you think you might be jumping the gun a little bit? 1395 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,334 I mean, you know, who knows? 1396 01:17:25,368 --> 01:17:27,233 You know, maybe, once you get to know her 1397 01:17:27,270 --> 01:17:29,602 you'll find out that she's not your type. 1398 01:17:31,675 --> 01:17:33,438 Hey! 1399 01:17:33,476 --> 01:17:36,639 Don't you ever say that again! 1400 01:17:37,714 --> 01:17:39,705 She is the love of my life! 1401 01:17:39,749 --> 01:17:42,183 The blood in my veins! 1402 01:17:42,218 --> 01:17:43,913 We belong together... 1403 01:17:43,953 --> 01:17:46,251 till the mountains fall into the sea, 1404 01:17:46,289 --> 01:17:48,189 till the heavens collide! 1405 01:17:48,224 --> 01:17:50,818 Or until I get sick of her and need to move on. 1406 01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:54,296 - You hear me?! - Okay okay okay okay. Just calm down. 1407 01:17:54,331 --> 01:17:56,196 Just calm down. 1408 01:17:56,232 --> 01:17:58,723 ( panting ) Okay. 1409 01:17:58,768 --> 01:18:01,828 Now... 1410 01:18:01,871 --> 01:18:04,339 Iet me get this straight. 1411 01:18:04,374 --> 01:18:07,571 Lobby bar in the lobby. 1412 01:18:07,610 --> 01:18:09,373 Yeah, and that's what she said. 1413 01:18:09,412 --> 01:18:11,642 She'll meet you there at 10:00 sharp. 1414 01:18:12,716 --> 01:18:14,843 - Okay. - Okay. 1415 01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:19,650 Where're you going in that get-up? 1416 01:18:21,324 --> 01:18:23,315 Oh. I-- you know, I just thought, you know, 1417 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,453 when you'd be off making your love connection 1418 01:18:25,495 --> 01:18:27,793 I'd be out trying my luck on the slopes. 1419 01:18:27,831 --> 01:18:29,799 You mean you're gonna go out in public 1420 01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,824 dressed in tights? 1421 01:18:31,868 --> 01:18:33,802 Oh no, these aren't tights, Lloyd. 1422 01:18:33,837 --> 01:18:36,305 These are fashionable Euro-trash ski trousers. 1423 01:18:36,339 --> 01:18:38,637 Pretty revealing. 1424 01:18:39,642 --> 01:18:40,939 Really? 1425 01:18:40,977 --> 01:18:43,002 Yeah, but it's just a tiny lump. 1426 01:18:43,046 --> 01:18:45,446 No one'll notice. 1427 01:18:45,482 --> 01:18:48,042 You're right. I can't go out dressed like this. 1428 01:18:50,286 --> 01:18:50,453 ( "New Age Girl" playing ) 1429 01:18:50,453 --> 01:18:53,479 ( "New Age Girl" playing ) 1430 01:18:53,523 --> 01:18:56,924 1431 01:18:56,960 --> 01:19:00,623 - - 1432 01:19:00,663 --> 01:19:04,292 - - 1433 01:19:04,334 --> 01:19:06,393 - - Hey! 1434 01:19:06,436 --> 01:19:07,960 - Coming! - 1435 01:19:08,004 --> 01:19:09,995 are rather reckless 1436 01:19:10,039 --> 01:19:12,803 - - Hey! 1437 01:19:12,842 --> 01:19:15,606 Man : Nice going, buddy! 1438 01:19:15,645 --> 01:19:18,375 where did we begin? 1439 01:19:18,415 --> 01:19:21,009 1440 01:19:21,050 --> 01:19:25,043 - - 1441 01:19:25,088 --> 01:19:29,889 the septuagenarians... 1442 01:19:29,926 --> 01:19:32,588 - - I have. 1443 01:19:32,629 --> 01:19:36,656 she 's an intellectual... 1444 01:19:36,699 --> 01:19:38,667 Beautiful outfit, sir. 1445 01:19:38,701 --> 01:19:40,760 There you go. 1446 01:19:40,804 --> 01:19:44,365 remains quite sexual 1447 01:19:44,407 --> 01:19:46,898 Mary Moon. 1448 01:19:51,514 --> 01:19:54,312 Hey. How you doin'? 1449 01:19:54,350 --> 01:19:56,011 You're a little early. 1450 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:59,021 We don't open for about 45 minutes. 1451 01:19:59,055 --> 01:20:01,455 I'm meeting someone here. 1452 01:20:01,491 --> 01:20:05,723 - Mind if I wait at the bar? - No. Come on in. 1453 01:20:08,131 --> 01:20:10,759 It's a beautiful day, huh, Harry? 1454 01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:14,600 Yes yes, I've had a wonderful time so far. Thank you. 1455 01:20:14,637 --> 01:20:17,572 God, it feels so good to get up here. 1456 01:20:17,607 --> 01:20:21,043 I haven't been outside that much in the last couple weeks. 1457 01:20:21,077 --> 01:20:23,511 Oh, yeah? Why not? 1458 01:20:23,546 --> 01:20:27,414 Um, there's been some family problems, 1459 01:20:27,450 --> 01:20:30,419 but I don't want to bore you with those. 1460 01:20:30,453 --> 01:20:32,444 Thanks. 1461 01:20:32,489 --> 01:20:34,923 Oh, look. Frost. 1462 01:20:38,161 --> 01:20:41,790 - Harry? - ( grunting ) 1463 01:20:43,833 --> 01:20:45,664 - Are you okay? - ( muffled ) Oh, yeah, 1464 01:20:45,702 --> 01:20:48,899 I do this all the time. 1465 01:20:52,475 --> 01:20:54,773 Let's go to the top this time. 1466 01:21:01,718 --> 01:21:05,677 - Hi, there. - Ugh... 1467 01:21:05,722 --> 01:21:07,451 Say, kids, 1468 01:21:07,490 --> 01:21:09,390 you wouldn't happen to have 1469 01:21:09,425 --> 01:21:11,518 a cup of warm water, would you? 1470 01:21:11,561 --> 01:21:14,189 ( slurps ) Yuck. 1471 01:21:17,934 --> 01:21:19,902 Excuse me. 1472 01:21:19,936 --> 01:21:22,131 Is it 10:00 A.M. yet? 1473 01:21:23,139 --> 01:21:25,300 It's 1 :00. 1474 01:21:27,977 --> 01:21:32,107 That's what I have too. Thought maybe it was fast. 1475 01:21:35,118 --> 01:21:37,814 She's running late, huh? 1476 01:21:37,854 --> 01:21:41,119 Just a couple hours. You know girls. 1477 01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:43,853 When they're excited about something, 1478 01:21:43,893 --> 01:21:46,225 everything has to be perfect. 1479 01:21:53,770 --> 01:21:55,829 This one's on me. 1480 01:21:57,974 --> 01:21:59,965 Yippee. 1481 01:22:00,009 --> 01:22:01,943 Chablis, please. 1482 01:22:02,946 --> 01:22:05,141 Hello. 1483 01:22:06,849 --> 01:22:08,874 ( belching ) 1484 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:13,213 Bad day, huh? 1485 01:22:14,223 --> 01:22:16,623 Me too. 1486 01:22:16,659 --> 01:22:18,524 'Course everything's been bad 1487 01:22:18,561 --> 01:22:20,791 since I broke up with my boyfriend. 1488 01:22:33,876 --> 01:22:36,310 ( whispers ) Oh my God. 1489 01:22:39,549 --> 01:22:41,779 My God! You poor guy. Does it hurt? 1490 01:22:41,818 --> 01:22:44,719 I'm fine. I saved a seat for you. 1491 01:22:44,754 --> 01:22:46,517 ( taps ) 1492 01:22:46,556 --> 01:22:48,251 Oh no, listen. This is silly. Let me help you. 1493 01:22:48,291 --> 01:22:50,191 No no no no no. 1494 01:22:50,226 --> 01:22:52,558 Yes. It'll only hurt for a moment, like a Band-Aid. 1495 01:22:52,595 --> 01:22:55,029 - Come on, ready? - No no no no. No. 1496 01:22:55,064 --> 01:22:56,895 Come on. Go. 1497 01:22:56,933 --> 01:22:58,798 ( grunting ) 1498 01:22:58,835 --> 01:23:00,826 ( crackling ) 1499 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:27,093 I'll be by your side 1500 01:23:27,130 --> 01:23:31,191 maybe suicide 1501 01:23:31,234 --> 01:23:35,068 that'd kill me, dear 1502 01:23:35,104 --> 01:23:38,267 and have me near 1503 01:23:38,307 --> 01:23:42,676 to you in every way 1504 01:23:42,712 --> 01:23:45,875 baby, every day 1505 01:23:45,915 --> 01:23:49,316 a loving that's all right 1506 01:23:49,352 --> 01:23:52,583 on the coldest night 1507 01:23:52,622 --> 01:23:54,522 1508 01:23:57,727 --> 01:23:59,388 ( loud thud ) 1509 01:24:07,770 --> 01:24:12,503 I'll kill myself 1510 01:24:15,344 --> 01:24:19,246 I'll kill myself 1511 01:24:22,018 --> 01:24:26,045 I'll kill myself 1512 01:24:26,089 --> 01:24:28,284 ( screams ) 1513 01:24:28,324 --> 01:24:33,626 I'll kill myself 1514 01:24:34,630 --> 01:24:36,860 Come on, come on. 1515 01:24:36,899 --> 01:24:39,129 1516 01:24:39,168 --> 01:24:43,628 - ( chuckles ) - Pfft. 1517 01:24:43,673 --> 01:24:46,039 What am-- 1518 01:24:46,075 --> 01:24:48,270 ( laughing ) 1519 01:24:49,412 --> 01:24:51,380 I said to myself, "Run, Beth. 1520 01:24:51,414 --> 01:24:54,178 Run for your life before this man kills you both." 1521 01:24:54,217 --> 01:24:56,879 Then do you know what the klutz did? 1522 01:24:56,919 --> 01:24:59,717 No, and I don't care! 1523 01:24:59,756 --> 01:25:02,623 I'm going to tell you, He came home one night dead drunk 1524 01:25:02,658 --> 01:25:04,717 and decided he wanted to fix the sink. 1525 01:25:04,761 --> 01:25:06,251 Couldn't believe him. 1526 01:25:06,295 --> 01:25:08,729 Anyway, enough about me. Let's talk about you. 1527 01:25:08,765 --> 01:25:10,995 - How come you're here? - Bartender! 1528 01:25:11,033 --> 01:25:13,228 Yeah? 1529 01:25:13,269 --> 01:25:17,137 You wouldn't happen to know a Mary Swanson, would you? 1530 01:25:17,173 --> 01:25:20,006 Mary Swanson? Yeah. 1531 01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:22,806 She comes in here all the time. 1532 01:25:22,845 --> 01:25:24,676 What's that supposed to mean? 1533 01:25:24,714 --> 01:25:26,147 She has dinner. 1534 01:25:26,182 --> 01:25:30,278 Oh. I'm sorry. 1535 01:25:32,688 --> 01:25:34,178 Uh... 1536 01:25:34,223 --> 01:25:38,091 you know where she lives? 1537 01:25:38,127 --> 01:25:42,154 Yeah, her family has the big place up on Alpine Drive. 1538 01:25:42,198 --> 01:25:45,326 Alpine Drive? Big place? 1539 01:25:53,075 --> 01:25:55,407 No way! 1540 01:25:57,013 --> 01:25:59,072 That's great! 1541 01:25:59,115 --> 01:26:01,481 We landed on the moon! 1542 01:26:08,191 --> 01:26:10,182 I've gotta tell you, 1543 01:26:10,226 --> 01:26:12,854 today was just what I needed. Thanks a lot, Harry. 1544 01:26:12,895 --> 01:26:15,693 ( slurred ) Blell, blit blas... 1545 01:26:15,731 --> 01:26:18,222 it was my pleasure, Mary. 1546 01:26:18,267 --> 01:26:21,202 So you'll pick me up tonight at 7:45? 1547 01:26:21,237 --> 01:26:23,068 Well, no, I've got a few things 1548 01:26:23,105 --> 01:26:24,732 to take care of first. 1549 01:26:24,774 --> 01:26:26,435 Why don't we make it quarter to 8:00? 1550 01:26:26,475 --> 01:26:30,741 ( laughs ) Stop it! 1551 01:26:30,780 --> 01:26:33,374 Okay 7:45. 1552 01:26:34,851 --> 01:26:37,684 ( kisses ) Bye. 1553 01:27:22,064 --> 01:27:24,055 Doesn't make any sense, Lloyd. 1554 01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:25,863 She told me 10:00 sharp! 1555 01:27:25,902 --> 01:27:28,234 Are you sure you went to the right bar? 1556 01:27:28,271 --> 01:27:32,139 Oh, yeah. Yep. I'm pretty sure. 1557 01:27:32,174 --> 01:27:35,337 Lobby bar. Right in the lobby. 1558 01:27:35,378 --> 01:27:38,506 Ahh... well... 1559 01:27:38,547 --> 01:27:41,345 maybe she just had a change of heart. 1560 01:27:41,384 --> 01:27:44,820 Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! 1561 01:27:44,854 --> 01:27:46,845 I hate when women do that, you know? 1562 01:27:46,889 --> 01:27:48,550 She wanted to see you again! 1563 01:27:48,591 --> 01:27:50,456 She told me that! And now no? 1564 01:27:50,493 --> 01:27:53,394 Now-- wait a minute! Wait! 1565 01:27:53,429 --> 01:27:56,364 She must have meant 10:00 at night. 1566 01:27:56,399 --> 01:27:58,924 Do you think? 1567 01:27:58,968 --> 01:28:02,961 Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10:00 in the morning? 1568 01:28:03,005 --> 01:28:05,166 I just figured she was a raging alcoholic. 1569 01:28:05,207 --> 01:28:08,199 ( both laughing ) 1570 01:28:10,913 --> 01:28:13,177 - Oh, that's th-- - And all this time, 1571 01:28:13,215 --> 01:28:17,117 I've been going through such pain and personal anguish. 1572 01:28:17,153 --> 01:28:20,213 Such hell! For nothing! 1573 01:28:20,256 --> 01:28:22,053 Oh, God. That's funny. 1574 01:28:22,091 --> 01:28:24,423 Oh, that's good stuff. Oh, boy. 1575 01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:27,190 Well, listen, looks like you got your night planned, 1576 01:28:27,229 --> 01:28:29,527 so I'm just going to head out and catch a flick. 1577 01:28:29,565 --> 01:28:31,226 Okay. 1578 01:28:33,235 --> 01:28:35,601 10:00 in the morning. 1579 01:28:52,321 --> 01:28:54,949 Hey, Harry, old buddy, old pal! 1580 01:28:54,991 --> 01:28:56,618 Yeah? 1581 01:28:56,659 --> 01:29:00,117 Will you join me in a good-luck toast before you head out? 1582 01:29:00,162 --> 01:29:03,563 Oh, sure thing. Whatever you think will help your chances. 1583 01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:05,965 Yes, sirree. 1584 01:29:06,002 --> 01:29:08,266 You know why I like you, Harry? 1585 01:29:08,304 --> 01:29:10,534 Because you're a regular guy. 1586 01:29:11,974 --> 01:29:15,375 Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. 1587 01:29:16,512 --> 01:29:21,313 1/2 teaspoon for fast, effective relief. 1588 01:29:25,054 --> 01:29:28,615 ( whistling ) 1589 01:29:32,461 --> 01:29:34,622 ( laughing ) 1590 01:29:36,665 --> 01:29:39,065 Mmm! 1591 01:29:39,101 --> 01:29:41,968 ( "Auld Lang Syne" playing ) 1592 01:29:42,004 --> 01:29:46,100 To my friend Harry... the matchmaker. 1593 01:29:46,142 --> 01:29:49,600 Oh, get out of here. I'm-- I've-- 1594 01:29:52,415 --> 01:29:54,349 Mmm. 1595 01:29:54,383 --> 01:29:57,216 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1596 01:29:57,253 --> 01:29:59,721 Mmm. 1597 01:30:09,498 --> 01:30:12,661 ( stomach rumbles ) 1598 01:30:14,070 --> 01:30:15,970 ( doorbell rings ) 1599 01:30:16,005 --> 01:30:18,769 Mary: Hi, the door's open. Come on upstairs. 1600 01:30:24,046 --> 01:30:25,479 - Hi. - Hi. 1601 01:30:25,514 --> 01:30:27,141 Hi, make yourself at home, okay? 1602 01:30:27,183 --> 01:30:28,650 I'm almost ready. One minute? 1603 01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:31,209 - Okay, sounds good. - Okay. 1604 01:30:41,530 --> 01:30:44,363 ( stomach violently gurgling ) 1605 01:31:06,122 --> 01:31:09,319 ( loud sputtering ) 1606 01:31:10,326 --> 01:31:13,420 ( trills ) 1607 01:31:26,408 --> 01:31:29,070 ( sputtering continues ) 1608 01:31:29,111 --> 01:31:31,079 ( sighs ) 1609 01:31:31,113 --> 01:31:33,445 ( chuckles ) 1610 01:31:38,053 --> 01:31:40,954 ( panting ) 1611 01:31:53,169 --> 01:31:54,636 ( knocks ) 1612 01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:57,434 Mary: Harry, are you in there? 1613 01:31:57,473 --> 01:31:59,464 Be right out! 1614 01:31:59,508 --> 01:32:03,274 I hope you're not using the toilet. It's broken. 1615 01:32:03,312 --> 01:32:06,372 ( ominous music plays ) 1616 01:32:06,415 --> 01:32:10,112 - Huh? - The toilet doesn't flush. 1617 01:32:10,152 --> 01:32:12,347 No, I was just shaving. 1618 01:32:12,388 --> 01:32:14,583 Shaving? 1619 01:32:14,623 --> 01:32:17,148 Yeah, I was running a little late. 1620 01:32:17,193 --> 01:32:19,661 I thought this would save some time. 1621 01:32:21,664 --> 01:32:25,896 Okay well, I'll be in the kitchen whenever you're ready. 1622 01:32:28,470 --> 01:32:31,132 Oh, Jeez! 1623 01:32:31,173 --> 01:32:33,809 - ( laughing maniacally ) - ( whimsical music playing ) 1624 01:32:33,809 --> 01:32:34,901 - ( laughing maniacally ) - ( whimsical music playing ) 1625 01:32:46,388 --> 01:32:48,219 Tomorrow on "A Current Affair," 1626 01:32:48,257 --> 01:32:50,817 inside the home of the Menendez brothers' attorney. 1627 01:32:50,859 --> 01:32:53,089 And next, we'll be back in a minute 1628 01:32:53,128 --> 01:32:57,531 with the heartbreaking story of the blind Rhode lsland boy 1629 01:32:57,566 --> 01:33:00,501 who was duped into buying a dead parakeet. 1630 01:33:00,536 --> 01:33:03,699 I just thought he was real quiet. 1631 01:33:08,444 --> 01:33:10,173 Who are these sick people? 1632 01:33:10,212 --> 01:33:12,043 ( doorbell rings ) 1633 01:33:15,284 --> 01:33:17,343 - Hi! - Hi. 1634 01:33:17,386 --> 01:33:19,445 Yes? 1635 01:33:19,488 --> 01:33:21,183 Remember me? 1636 01:33:22,191 --> 01:33:25,422 Uh... not really. 1637 01:33:25,461 --> 01:33:29,420 Providen-- Providence. 1638 01:33:29,465 --> 01:33:31,490 I drove you to the airport last week. 1639 01:33:31,533 --> 01:33:33,398 Oh my God! 1640 01:33:33,435 --> 01:33:36,165 Uh... Lloyd, right? 1641 01:33:36,205 --> 01:33:39,766 You remembered my name. 1642 01:33:39,808 --> 01:33:42,208 What are you doing in Aspen? 1643 01:33:42,244 --> 01:33:43,836 I brought you your briefcase. 1644 01:33:43,879 --> 01:33:47,610 You left it at the airport, you big goof! 1645 01:33:47,650 --> 01:33:50,483 - You have my briefcase? - Yeah. 1646 01:33:50,519 --> 01:33:52,646 Hey, I have it at my hotel room. 1647 01:33:52,688 --> 01:33:55,350 You want to jump on the bike with me? We can go get it 1648 01:33:55,391 --> 01:33:58,849 unless... unless you're busy. 1649 01:33:58,894 --> 01:34:00,828 Oh, no no no! No no! 1650 01:34:00,863 --> 01:34:02,728 - I don't wanna-- - You just wait right here. 1651 01:34:02,765 --> 01:34:04,460 - Okay. - Okay? 1652 01:34:09,305 --> 01:34:11,796 Come on, flush, you bastard! 1653 01:34:15,411 --> 01:34:17,743 Mary: Harry, what are you doing in there? 1654 01:34:17,780 --> 01:34:23,150 - I'm just-- I'm cleaning my teeth! - ( clattering ) 1655 01:34:36,465 --> 01:34:38,126 I'm cleaning my teeth. 1656 01:34:39,601 --> 01:34:41,762 I'm gargling. 1657 01:34:41,804 --> 01:34:44,466 Just give me a minute, Mary. I'll be right with you. 1658 01:34:44,506 --> 01:34:46,804 Harry, I'm sorry, but something important's come up, 1659 01:34:46,842 --> 01:34:48,742 and I've got to run out. 1660 01:34:48,777 --> 01:34:51,610 It's-it's sort of an emergency. I'll explain later. 1661 01:34:51,647 --> 01:34:55,276 - But, Mary-- - I'm sorry. I've really got to go. 1662 01:34:55,317 --> 01:34:57,649 I promise we'll do this again sometime. 1663 01:35:08,931 --> 01:35:11,263 Race you to the top. 1664 01:35:12,935 --> 01:35:15,927 - Come here. - Agh! 1665 01:35:18,741 --> 01:35:22,268 Yeah! Ha ha! 1666 01:35:23,445 --> 01:35:24,969 I won! 1667 01:35:25,013 --> 01:35:27,777 Look familiar? 1668 01:35:27,816 --> 01:35:29,716 I don't believe it. You really have it. 1669 01:35:29,752 --> 01:35:31,549 Of course, I have it. 1670 01:35:31,587 --> 01:35:33,851 When Lloyd Christmas drives a woman to the airport, 1671 01:35:33,889 --> 01:35:35,652 he makes sure she gets all her luggage. 1672 01:35:35,691 --> 01:35:38,717 - That's my whole philosophy. - This is incredible. 1673 01:35:38,761 --> 01:35:41,525 You mean to say you drove 2,000 miles 1674 01:35:41,563 --> 01:35:43,997 just for me? 1675 01:35:44,032 --> 01:35:49,095 Uh... I didn't really have a lot to do. 1676 01:35:50,506 --> 01:35:52,371 And I know how frustrating it can be 1677 01:35:52,408 --> 01:35:54,501 to lose a bag. 1678 01:35:54,543 --> 01:35:57,706 That is so sweet, Lloyd. 1679 01:35:57,746 --> 01:36:00,010 ( kisses ) 1680 01:36:00,048 --> 01:36:03,575 ( romantic pop music playing ) 1681 01:36:12,094 --> 01:36:15,393 Look, Mary, I know this may seem a little sudden, 1682 01:36:15,431 --> 01:36:17,524 but I've given it a lot of thought. 1683 01:36:17,566 --> 01:36:20,694 You're the woman I've been waiting for my whole life, 1684 01:36:20,736 --> 01:36:22,499 and I'm not ashamed to admit it. 1685 01:36:22,538 --> 01:36:26,668 Please... Let me finish. 1686 01:36:26,708 --> 01:36:30,007 I'm crazy about you. 1687 01:36:30,045 --> 01:36:32,912 I've never felt this way about anybody. 1688 01:36:32,948 --> 01:36:35,678 Listen to me. 1689 01:36:35,717 --> 01:36:38,709 I feel like a schoolboy again, 1690 01:36:38,754 --> 01:36:41,518 a schoolboy who desperately wants 1691 01:36:41,557 --> 01:36:44,287 to make sweet sweet love to you. 1692 01:36:53,702 --> 01:36:57,331 Oh, I thought I heard you talking to someone. 1693 01:36:59,541 --> 01:37:03,341 Mary, l-l-- 1694 01:37:08,450 --> 01:37:11,851 I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. 1695 01:37:13,088 --> 01:37:15,921 - Maybe I should be going. - No no... 1696 01:37:15,958 --> 01:37:17,823 ( stutters ) 1697 01:37:17,860 --> 01:37:20,829 No, l-- that's not what I meant. 1698 01:37:23,832 --> 01:37:28,735 Um... what l meant was, um... 1699 01:37:30,873 --> 01:37:32,773 God. 1700 01:37:32,808 --> 01:37:35,800 I-I like you, Mary. 1701 01:37:38,180 --> 01:37:41,809 I like you a lot. 1702 01:37:43,118 --> 01:37:47,748 I want to ask you a question straight out, flat out, 1703 01:37:47,789 --> 01:37:50,121 and I want you to give me an honest answer. 1704 01:37:50,158 --> 01:37:52,592 What do you think the chances are 1705 01:37:52,628 --> 01:37:56,689 of a guy like you and a girl like me... 1706 01:37:58,133 --> 01:38:00,431 ending up together? 1707 01:38:00,469 --> 01:38:02,801 Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. 1708 01:38:02,838 --> 01:38:05,534 We really don't-- 1709 01:38:05,607 --> 01:38:08,167 Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! 1710 01:38:08,210 --> 01:38:10,440 I came a long way just to see you, Mary. 1711 01:38:10,479 --> 01:38:13,004 Just-- the least you can do is level with me. 1712 01:38:13,048 --> 01:38:15,448 What are my chances? 1713 01:38:15,484 --> 01:38:18,009 Not good. 1714 01:38:21,990 --> 01:38:26,484 You mean not good, like one out of 100? 1715 01:38:26,528 --> 01:38:30,897 I'd say more like one out of a million. 1716 01:38:36,204 --> 01:38:40,072 So you're telling me there's a chance! 1717 01:38:42,210 --> 01:38:44,303 Yeah! 1718 01:38:45,914 --> 01:38:47,882 I read you. 1719 01:38:47,916 --> 01:38:49,941 ( knocks ) 1720 01:38:54,923 --> 01:38:57,892 Hi. We have plenty of towels. Thanks. 1721 01:38:57,926 --> 01:39:00,759 Nicholas! What are you doing here? 1722 01:39:00,796 --> 01:39:02,491 I've been looking for you, Mary. 1723 01:39:02,531 --> 01:39:04,522 I have some news about your husband. 1724 01:39:05,767 --> 01:39:09,134 Husband?! Wait a minute! 1725 01:39:10,739 --> 01:39:14,505 What was all that one-in-a-million talk? 1726 01:39:14,543 --> 01:39:17,341 Aren't you going to invite me in? 1727 01:39:22,317 --> 01:39:26,014 Beth: Hey, Harry, you never called! 1728 01:39:26,054 --> 01:39:27,988 What are you doing here? 1729 01:39:31,994 --> 01:39:35,088 Excuse me, gunman, who are you? 1730 01:39:35,130 --> 01:39:37,155 Don't play dumb with me, asshole! 1731 01:39:37,199 --> 01:39:40,066 I'm the rightful owner of that briefcase you've been carrying around! 1732 01:39:40,102 --> 01:39:42,229 Oh. Well, then... 1733 01:39:42,270 --> 01:39:46,297 Nicholas, my family trusted you. 1734 01:39:46,341 --> 01:39:48,536 Shut up! 1735 01:39:48,577 --> 01:39:52,570 Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase-- 1736 01:39:52,614 --> 01:39:54,639 my friend Harry and l have every intention 1737 01:39:54,683 --> 01:39:57,243 - of fully reimbursing you. - What? 1738 01:39:57,285 --> 01:40:00,812 You open it up. Open it up! 1739 01:40:00,856 --> 01:40:03,689 Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. 1740 01:40:03,725 --> 01:40:05,488 Hurry. 1741 01:40:10,365 --> 01:40:12,856 What is this? What is this? 1742 01:40:12,901 --> 01:40:14,596 Where's all the money? 1743 01:40:14,636 --> 01:40:17,571 That's as good as money, sir. 1744 01:40:17,606 --> 01:40:20,097 Those are lOUs. Go ahead and add it up. 1745 01:40:20,142 --> 01:40:22,076 Every cent's accounted for. 1746 01:40:22,110 --> 01:40:25,045 Look. See this? 1747 01:40:25,080 --> 01:40:27,344 That's a car. 275 thou. 1748 01:40:27,382 --> 01:40:29,543 Might want to hang on to that one. 1749 01:40:33,355 --> 01:40:36,381 You're a dead man. You're a dead man! 1750 01:40:41,363 --> 01:40:44,298 Lloyd, I'm home! 1751 01:40:44,332 --> 01:40:47,631 Look, we've got to have a serious talk. 1752 01:40:47,669 --> 01:40:49,193 I got a confession to make. 1753 01:40:49,237 --> 01:40:51,068 Oh, good. You found her. 1754 01:40:51,106 --> 01:40:52,664 I'll leave you two alone. 1755 01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:54,903 No. Stay. 1756 01:40:55,911 --> 01:40:57,879 Ugh! 1757 01:41:01,349 --> 01:41:04,341 Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to Amsterdam 1758 01:41:04,386 --> 01:41:07,082 departing as soon as possible, please. 1759 01:41:07,122 --> 01:41:09,716 How do you guys know each other? 1760 01:41:09,758 --> 01:41:11,692 We used to be best friends. 1761 01:41:11,727 --> 01:41:13,695 Yeah, until he turned into a backstabber. 1762 01:41:13,729 --> 01:41:16,755 Me a backstabber? You got a lot of nerve. 1763 01:41:16,798 --> 01:41:18,629 You knew I was crazy about her! 1764 01:41:18,667 --> 01:41:20,965 And you knew I was crazy about Fraida Felcher, 1765 01:41:21,002 --> 01:41:24,403 - and that didn't stop you, did it? - ( gasps ) 1766 01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:26,737 - What do you mean? - ( mimics ) What do you mean? 1767 01:41:26,775 --> 01:41:28,675 Don't deny it, Lloyd. 1768 01:41:28,710 --> 01:41:31,975 Fraida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler. 1769 01:41:34,850 --> 01:41:37,375 Okay, what time does it-- what time does that leave? 1770 01:41:37,419 --> 01:41:39,387 Thank you-- wait a second. 1771 01:41:39,421 --> 01:41:41,355 Can I have a vegetarian meal? 1772 01:41:41,389 --> 01:41:43,789 I guess we both learned a little something 1773 01:41:43,825 --> 01:41:46,293 - about each other today, didn't we? - Yeah, you said it, pal. 1774 01:41:46,328 --> 01:41:47,989 Maybe we're not as good of friends as we thought we were. 1775 01:41:48,029 --> 01:41:48,961 I guess not. 1776 01:41:48,997 --> 01:41:51,864 I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart like this, 1777 01:41:51,900 --> 01:41:53,891 then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. 1778 01:41:53,935 --> 01:41:55,368 Maybe we should call it quits right now. 1779 01:41:55,403 --> 01:41:57,371 You just tell me where to sign, bud. 1780 01:41:57,405 --> 01:41:59,396 Right on my ass after you kiss it! 1781 01:41:59,441 --> 01:42:01,033 Kiss it?! You kiss mine! 1782 01:42:01,076 --> 01:42:03,237 Both cheeks, both lips, right here! 1783 01:42:03,278 --> 01:42:07,237 - Put it right-- - Shut up! 1784 01:42:09,251 --> 01:42:11,981 Now, which one of you losers wants to get it first? 1785 01:42:13,455 --> 01:42:16,015 Over here... 1786 01:42:16,057 --> 01:42:18,457 I was the one that got you into this whole mess. 1787 01:42:18,493 --> 01:42:20,791 Come on and shoot me. 1788 01:42:20,829 --> 01:42:23,855 No! Wait! Wait. No no, do me first. 1789 01:42:23,899 --> 01:42:25,992 I stole your girl, Lloyd. I deserve it. 1790 01:42:26,034 --> 01:42:27,467 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 1791 01:42:27,502 --> 01:42:29,697 - No, you don't-- - Yes, I do! 1792 01:42:29,738 --> 01:42:32,104 Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. 1793 01:42:32,140 --> 01:42:36,270 Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg. 1794 01:42:36,311 --> 01:42:38,677 Okay, kill him! 1795 01:42:45,153 --> 01:42:47,553 ( sobbing ) Oh! Oh, no! 1796 01:42:49,024 --> 01:42:52,289 You killed my best friend, you bastard! 1797 01:42:52,327 --> 01:42:53,954 If it's any consolation, 1798 01:42:53,995 --> 01:42:56,156 you're about to be reunited. 1799 01:43:00,302 --> 01:43:02,236 ( gun clicking ) 1800 01:43:02,270 --> 01:43:06,172 Harry! You're alive! 1801 01:43:06,208 --> 01:43:08,904 And you're a horrible shot. 1802 01:43:08,944 --> 01:43:11,003 Lucky me. 1803 01:43:11,046 --> 01:43:13,514 Police! Open up! Nobody move! 1804 01:43:13,548 --> 01:43:16,915 Everybody freeze! Get those hands up! 1805 01:43:16,952 --> 01:43:18,442 Not you, dummy! 1806 01:43:18,486 --> 01:43:20,044 Man: Get the gun. 1807 01:43:20,088 --> 01:43:22,784 Special Officer Beth Jordan, FBl. 1808 01:43:22,824 --> 01:43:24,382 Hey! Who? But-- huh? 1809 01:43:24,426 --> 01:43:26,360 Mr. Dunne, thank you very much. 1810 01:43:26,394 --> 01:43:29,363 We couldn't have done it without you. 1811 01:43:29,397 --> 01:43:30,921 We've been following you guys 1812 01:43:30,966 --> 01:43:32,297 all the way from Providence. 1813 01:43:32,334 --> 01:43:34,131 What's going on, Harry? 1814 01:43:34,169 --> 01:43:37,468 Your name is Harry, isn't it? 1815 01:43:37,505 --> 01:43:41,032 Yeah, she-she grabbed me down the lobby, explained what was up. 1816 01:43:41,076 --> 01:43:43,169 Then they slapped this bulletproof vest on me 1817 01:43:43,211 --> 01:43:45,338 and gave me a gun. 1818 01:43:47,115 --> 01:43:49,481 But what if he shot you in the face? 1819 01:43:50,552 --> 01:43:52,952 What if he shot me in the face? 1820 01:43:52,988 --> 01:43:55,286 That's a risk we were willing to take. 1821 01:43:55,323 --> 01:43:57,188 How come I didn't get a gun? 1822 01:43:57,225 --> 01:43:59,489 Did you get a gun? 1823 01:43:59,527 --> 01:44:04,157 this game anymore 1824 01:44:04,199 --> 01:44:08,829 be friends? 1825 01:44:10,472 --> 01:44:15,239 go on like before 1826 01:44:15,277 --> 01:44:19,941 be friends? 1827 01:44:19,981 --> 01:44:25,442 to learn 1828 01:44:25,487 --> 01:44:27,455 1829 01:44:27,489 --> 01:44:29,389 You were right, Lloyd. 1830 01:44:29,424 --> 01:44:31,483 She was definitely worth the trip. 1831 01:44:31,526 --> 01:44:36,054 Yeah. She's something, ain't she, Harr? 1832 01:44:36,097 --> 01:44:37,962 I'm glad we were able to help her out. 1833 01:44:37,999 --> 01:44:43,869 it's all gone 1834 01:44:43,905 --> 01:44:47,841 we made a mistake... 1835 01:44:47,876 --> 01:44:49,605 - Honey! - Easy easy. 1836 01:44:49,644 --> 01:44:52,010 - You're okay. - Okay, I'm just a little sore. 1837 01:44:52,047 --> 01:44:54,914 I'm sorry. Oh, sweetie. 1838 01:44:54,950 --> 01:44:57,214 Oh, baby, I missed your loving. 1839 01:44:57,252 --> 01:44:59,516 Honey, there's someone I want to introduce you to. 1840 01:44:59,554 --> 01:45:01,988 He's the kindest, gentlest man I've ever met. 1841 01:45:02,023 --> 01:45:03,854 - Will you meet him? - Sure. 1842 01:45:03,892 --> 01:45:06,258 He's got a gun! 1843 01:45:08,964 --> 01:45:11,865 Mary: Lloyd? Lloyd! 1844 01:45:11,900 --> 01:45:13,868 Huh? 1845 01:45:13,902 --> 01:45:16,996 I said this is my husband Bobby. 1846 01:45:17,038 --> 01:45:20,030 - Oh. Hi, Bobby. - Hi. 1847 01:45:20,075 --> 01:45:24,569 - I'm so happy for you. - Thank you. 1848 01:45:24,612 --> 01:45:27,445 Thank you both very much. 1849 01:45:27,482 --> 01:45:31,077 I owe you both a debt of gratitude. 1850 01:45:31,119 --> 01:45:32,882 Thank you. 1851 01:45:51,973 --> 01:45:54,441 I can't believe this, Lloyd. 1852 01:45:54,476 --> 01:45:56,376 First Mary dumps us, 1853 01:45:56,411 --> 01:45:58,345 then the cops take our nest egg. 1854 01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:00,473 - Then our hog breaks down. - Yeah! 1855 01:46:00,515 --> 01:46:03,643 When are we ever gonna catch a break? 1856 01:46:05,453 --> 01:46:07,978 1857 01:46:08,023 --> 01:46:10,116 1858 01:46:10,158 --> 01:46:12,456 hallelujah 1859 01:46:12,494 --> 01:46:14,758 1860 01:46:17,198 --> 01:46:21,134 - Hi, y'all. - ( speaking foreign language ) 1861 01:46:21,169 --> 01:46:23,330 Hi, guys! We're going on a national bikini tour, 1862 01:46:23,371 --> 01:46:25,100 and we're looking for two oil boys 1863 01:46:25,140 --> 01:46:27,506 who can grease us up before each competition. 1864 01:46:31,713 --> 01:46:34,238 You are in luck! 1865 01:46:34,282 --> 01:46:37,547 There's a town about three miles that way. 1866 01:46:37,585 --> 01:46:39,849 I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there. 1867 01:46:42,590 --> 01:46:45,115 Okay. Thanks. 1868 01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:47,253 Bye! 1869 01:46:54,369 --> 01:46:56,997 Do you realize what you've done? 1870 01:46:57,038 --> 01:47:00,667 - Hey! - Lloyd! 1871 01:47:00,708 --> 01:47:03,370 Lloyd! 1872 01:47:11,086 --> 01:47:13,384 You'll have to excuse my friend. 1873 01:47:13,421 --> 01:47:16,390 He's a little slow. 1874 01:47:16,424 --> 01:47:19,518 The town is back that way. 1875 01:47:29,170 --> 01:47:30,694 Wow. 1876 01:47:30,738 --> 01:47:32,638 Two lucky guys 1877 01:47:32,674 --> 01:47:34,767 are gonna be driving around with those girls 1878 01:47:34,809 --> 01:47:36,674 for the next couple of months. 1879 01:47:36,711 --> 01:47:39,373 Yeah, don't worry. 1880 01:47:39,414 --> 01:47:41,245 We'll catch our break too. 1881 01:47:41,282 --> 01:47:44,774 - Just gotta keep our eyes open. - Yeah. 1882 01:47:44,819 --> 01:47:45,353 friends forever... 1883 01:47:45,353 --> 01:47:47,685 friends forever... 1884 01:47:47,722 --> 01:47:50,418 - You're it. - You're it. 1885 01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:52,187 You're it. Quitsies. 1886 01:47:52,227 --> 01:47:54,195 You're it. Anti-quitsies, double-stamp. 1887 01:47:54,229 --> 01:47:56,754 You're it. Anti-quitsies, triple-stamp. 1888 01:47:56,798 --> 01:47:58,789 - No erasies, none at all. - You can't triple-stamp. 1889 01:47:58,833 --> 01:48:01,063 Yes, if you have a double-stamp, of course you can. 1890 01:48:01,102 --> 01:48:02,660 - You can't triple-stamp! - 1891 01:48:02,704 --> 01:48:04,672 You can't if you have a double-stamp! 1892 01:48:04,706 --> 01:48:06,469 You can't triple-stamp-- the rule! 1893 01:48:06,508 --> 01:48:10,467 You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Lloyd! 1894 01:48:10,512 --> 01:48:13,345 Lloyd! Lloyd! 1895 01:48:14,582 --> 01:48:18,484 down the hill 1896 01:48:20,388 --> 01:48:22,652 1897 01:48:25,460 --> 01:48:29,123 way too fast 1898 01:48:29,164 --> 01:48:31,496 you're gonna crash 1899 01:48:31,533 --> 01:48:34,627 watch your step 1900 01:48:34,669 --> 01:48:37,194 gonna break your neck 1901 01:48:37,238 --> 01:48:40,366 shut your mouth 1902 01:48:40,408 --> 01:48:42,774 listenin' anyhow 1903 01:48:42,810 --> 01:48:45,836 enough of you 1904 01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:48,576 a lifetime through 1905 01:48:48,616 --> 01:48:51,608 want of me? 1906 01:48:51,653 --> 01:48:54,451 of sympathy 1907 01:48:54,489 --> 01:48:57,151 around with you 1908 01:48:57,192 --> 01:49:01,128 messed up too with you 1909 01:49:05,900 --> 01:49:10,064 na-na-na-na-na 1910 01:49:11,539 --> 01:49:16,272 na-na-na-na-na 1911 01:49:16,311 --> 01:49:19,838 way too fast 1912 01:49:19,881 --> 01:49:22,406 you're gonna crash 1913 01:49:22,450 --> 01:49:25,385 what's been going down 1914 01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:27,888 all over town 1915 01:49:27,922 --> 01:49:31,119 shut your mouth 1916 01:49:31,159 --> 01:49:33,559 listening anyhow 1917 01:49:33,595 --> 01:49:36,689 enough of you 1918 01:49:36,731 --> 01:49:39,461 a lifetime through 1919 01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:42,526 want of me? 1920 01:49:42,570 --> 01:49:45,300 for misery 1921 01:49:45,340 --> 01:49:47,900 around with you 1922 01:49:47,942 --> 01:49:50,638 I'll get messed up too 1923 01:49:50,678 --> 01:49:53,476 1924 01:49:53,514 --> 01:49:56,608 1925 01:49:56,651 --> 01:49:59,916 na-na-na-na-na 1926 01:49:59,954 --> 01:50:02,252 - - 1927 01:50:02,290 --> 01:50:05,623 na-na-na-na-na 1928 01:50:05,660 --> 01:50:08,026 - - 1929 01:50:24,646 --> 01:50:27,638 1930 01:50:27,682 --> 01:50:30,310 1931 01:50:30,351 --> 01:50:33,809 na-na-na-na-na 1932 01:50:33,855 --> 01:50:36,187 - - 1933 01:50:36,224 --> 01:50:39,489 na-na-na-na-na 1934 01:50:39,527 --> 01:50:41,757 - - 1935 01:50:41,796 --> 01:50:45,197 na-na-na-na-na 1936 01:50:45,233 --> 01:50:47,827 - - 1937 01:51:11,359 --> 01:51:15,261 I'll be by your side 1938 01:51:15,296 --> 01:51:19,232 maybe suicide 1939 01:51:19,267 --> 01:51:22,703 that'd kill me, dear 1940 01:51:22,737 --> 01:51:26,434 and have me near 1941 01:51:26,474 --> 01:51:30,001 to you in every way 1942 01:51:30,044 --> 01:51:33,810 baby, every day 1943 01:51:33,848 --> 01:51:37,443 a lovin' that's all right 1944 01:51:37,485 --> 01:51:40,579 on the coldest night 1945 01:51:40,621 --> 01:51:42,816 1946 01:51:55,403 --> 01:51:59,703 I'll kill myself 1947 01:52:02,777 --> 01:52:07,180 I'll kill myself 1948 01:52:09,984 --> 01:52:14,011 I'll kill myself 1949 01:52:17,325 --> 01:52:21,659 I'll kill myself. 1950 01:52:22,305 --> 01:53:22,871 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org