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I don't know how skaters can do it
spin so much without vomiting.
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They throw up before going out on the ice.
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To fit into costumes.
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Ugh, this sure hurt!
- And judging by the mother's look,
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they will still get a good beating!
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Olympic food surpasses its own
the last stage from the Greek diner.
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Paper bags are official
a means of carrying food on the ZOI.
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She kisses her husband. Official sign
the tenderness of the Winter Olympics!
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Watch those lips work!
- It seems simple.
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Those are hours of practice.
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I feel a little weird
that I look at them. - I don't.
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What did we miss?
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Canadian figure skater's skirt
got stuck in her braces.
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And Pete was crying
at the phone commercial.
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Sorry I have a heart!
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Official father-in-law
Winter Olympics!
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The games last two more
week, don't rush.
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What brings you, Dad?
- It's terrible! -What? - Read!
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Pensioners Association congratulates
Kitty Montgomery's 50th Birthday
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i invites her to be among the millions of seniors
who live vitally and productively.
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Dharma, my father
he lives with us from now on.
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Why didn't you tell me that you mom
does he have a birthday? - Because he isn't there.
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These people accused her of being innocent.
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You shouldn't need to
get upset about it.
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Someone should convince her
to enter his best years.
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I tried to lie, it doesn't work.
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I will talk
with her. - Don't!
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Someone has to convince her
to enter wise years.
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Then women are admired as elders
tribe, not a sexual object.
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Super! Start with that.
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Mrs. Montgomery, some for you
people want to wish happy birthday.
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Should I call the police?
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Oh, dear God! - Oh, dear goddess!
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Kitty, we welcome you
in the three stages of female maturity.
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We are born sinless,
like lambs clean,
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innocent and virtuous,
never the same again.
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Time flies fast,
years are swarming,
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we give birth to children
the fruit of your womb.
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We don't have a period,
our children don't care,
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welcome dear kitty
among old women!
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Out of my house!
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DHARMA AND GREG
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What's funny about that? Celebrating
it's your 16th birthday and your wedding.
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Why not celebrate and
transition to the last stage of life?
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Otherwise, the following will do for you
a celebration to be a funeral.
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And we will focus on that
entertain better than you.
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We will eat and drink because we are not dead.
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We want to say that you have to celebrate
this birthday. - I intend to.
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I'm going to pour myself tonight and leave tomorrow
to plastic surgery. -What?!
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How can you change yours
the body? It is God's temple! -Easy.
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With God's plastic
a surgeon. I will see you off.
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I know we don't agree,
but we are still sisters. - Great!
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Then our children are cousins
and the marriage was annulled. Go away!
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No, no! I won't let you!
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You deserve wrinkles and hangings
tits! Those are medals of honor!
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Let me.
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Don't do that. Beautiful
you are what you are.
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Although guys like big tits.
- Jane! - The bigger, the better. - Jane!
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Fix your butt. - You mean? - Take off your pants,
we will do a pencil test. - Jane!
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Dharma, Abby, you...
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I appreciate your coming and trying.
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But now I have to be
alone. You understand.
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How about this?
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Give us one hour. If you don't
we make you change your mind,
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we will take you to the surgeon.
- No, we will follow you to the hospital.
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We will organize a protest and
everyone will know you tighten your butt.
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One hour. -It!
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Let's get better
meet as women.
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Which of the three orgasms
do you usually have
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Tell me you're making it up!
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You're right, the ad is touching.
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The boy calls his father yes
he comes home and plays with him.
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That's why they are official
intercity operators ZOI.
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Crying over the guy who got stuck in the
To Japan only with the American. card
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Larry, what is it? - I needed Abby
to cook lunch, but she is not there. - Yes, and?
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I'm hungry. - Come in.
We have chickpea spread.
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And stuffed vine leaves.
Official leaves of ZOI. -Super!
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Hi, Larry. - Guys. - For whom
are we cheering in the women's slalom?
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For the biggest and thickest.
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I don't believe in OI. -Of course
yes no! You don't have to explain.
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The so-called Olympic
games... - Oh, dear God!
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They are just profit fraud
of the military-industrial complex
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which inflames nationalism
mindlessness. - A bunch of nonsense!
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Watch this! Our hockey team
he beat the Ecuadorian like an ox!
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How do you smoke this?
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I won't even do it under
on what condition! -Good.
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We can look inside
and without literally watching.
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Let's go around. Everyone will say
what he likes about himself. Jane, you first.
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I love my peach and quite
I can please her well.
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I hope it doesn't mean that
what i mean - So... - It doesn't matter!
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I love my peach too.
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Especially since I was the first
reincarnated as a woman once in 600 AD.
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What does that mean?
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That I mostly had a penis.
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Can we move on? I'm getting sober.
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I really like what you don't
I'm afraid to try new things. -Truth.
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Like one evening when
we were in bed...
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Actually, I was. And Greg
half on the dresser... - Please!
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I am his mother.
- Then you must be proud!
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Kitty, you're next.
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I love being rich.
- It must be about you as a person.
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I love being a rich person.
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Wealth can disappear tomorrow.
- He can't. We never touch the principal.
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Kitty, something from the heart.
About who you are.
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I love that I love people.
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I will die laughing!
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I was serious!
Very seriously!
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You still needed her
look at the cervix.
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Stinker, you know who it is
good skater? Sonja Henie.
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And from men? James
Caan in Rollerball.
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How are they?
planted! It's skating!
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These kids wouldn't take it.
- I'll tell you who the real skater is.
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Shiloh.
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Have you seen Disney on Ice? Great
his head and feet did not slow him down.
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Put a head like that on these kids
and they left! -Olympic flame!
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1, 2, 3!
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Really often
they show that flame!
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That's your drinking game.
- That flame has been burning since ancient Greece.
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Old fat burns best.
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Well, I would pay for it
I see that. Disney on.
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We want bob! -Flame!
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No, no! stone,
not the flame. -Flame.
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This is not a real sport.
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Two guys jump into something
pass the finish line with or without them.
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It's hitchhiking.
- I used to hitchhike.
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It took me four days
I come from Saginaw by foot.
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Wasn't that Paul Simon?
-Ha? I thought it was me.
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Flame! 1, 2, 3!
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I could do this too,
- Hitchhiking? - Go bobsledding.
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Anyone can do it. - You can't.
- You could. - I could.
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We all could. - Let's go!
- You will fly to Tahoe,
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hire a bob and go down
down a mountain in the middle of the night?
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Good plan!
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Kitty? Get out, we're so sorry!
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I'm sure you love people.
The ones you consider human.
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Your one hour is up. Go!
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Are you going to have plastic surgery?
-For suction, cutting and tightening!
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You are an intelligent woman! How are you?
appearance can be so important?
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Simply. In my world, women
succeeds because of looks and politeness.
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And honestly, polite
I'm not really. -Kitty...
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You look beautiful!
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If only I looked like that
good! And I'm not even 50 yet!
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You are younger than me?
- Just a little. A little bit.
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I'm older than Grandma?!
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This is a disaster. We have to
quickly make him feel good.
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Jane, when she's a girl
feel special?
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When she wears her thong upside down.
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Near. An evening with wigs
in the officer's club.
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What is it? -Something we are
worked whenever we got a leg.
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Let's put wigs and dudes in style
Top Guna treats us to a drink.
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It's a terrible, artificial way
pumping self-esteem!
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Sounds good to me.
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Lake Tahoe Airport
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What the hell are we doing?
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The return flight is in one hour.
We can have another round.
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Where did we get that idea from? - We were
drunk. - And stupid. - You give up easily!
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I'm not giving up.
- It's not your fault, son, it's your upbringing.
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You never suffered
difficulties like me.
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Aren't you born?
rich? - Not like him.
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Flame! -1, 2, 3!
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What do you know about my upbringing?
You were never there. - Where have you been?
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Worked with the others
fathers. Where have you been?
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Walked the streets
and he felt gala.
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If it wasn't Paul Simon.
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Admit it, you're always busy
was more important. - Stop whining.
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You had everything you wanted.
Best schools, pony...
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Or it was a big dog.
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See? You weren't there. -Good!
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You say, we never did anything
together. Let's do something now!
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Let's find a bob and go down
down the mountain! - I don't want to kill us.
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I want to play ball like
the kid from the commercial.
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See? Touching advertisement.
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I want bob! - Be realistic.
Where will we find him in the middle of the night?
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Let's steal the canoe and take it down
down the mountain? - Good plan!
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Not a good plan.
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Naval Air Force
Alameda's base
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I changed my mind.
I can't do that. -Hey!
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Maybe Kitty
Montgomery can't.
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But Wanda Boonshaft can.
- I'm not Wanda Boonshaft!
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How old is she? -Wanda didn't
important. - She is full of self-confidence.
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And it burns with sexuality. - Sounds 42.
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Okay, 42. - I'm Wanda
Boonshaft, 42 What am I drinking?
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I know! Wine cocktail.
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And he will sleep with everything
and everyone, right? I'm leaving!
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Let's stay close.
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Looks good. - You think so
can we stop before the lake?
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It doesn't matter, it's a canoe.
- I'm sitting in the front! - Let's go!
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Wait!
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How will we steer?
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What is it, dad?
Do you want to give up? -Not.
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I was just thinking, first
let's vote if we want to do it.
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What vote? mostly,
two-thirds, unanimous?
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Shut up, Finkelstein!
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It's not my fault that you didn't
balled with junior. - Greg, listen.
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You're right, I wasn't
with you when you grew up.
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But I won't fix it now
we kill. - So you want to give up?
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Okay, I want to quit.
Let's get out of here!
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He hugged me first. -Why?
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Because you never hugged me,
and in the commercial the dad hugs the kid.
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Hug him! I'm sitting in the metal one
canoe, my boys are freezing!
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I love you, dad!
- I will change the operator.
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There you see! I think so
you both deserve a hug.
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Finkelsteeeeeein!
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I said
to sit in the front.
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Can I buy you a drink?
-Put money on the counter and wait your turn.
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After the third separation
I gave up being a soldier.
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Because there is nothing wrong with the girl
looks better than navy!
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I thought the idea was terrible,
but I have never seen her happier.
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Shallow problems
they are looking for a shallow solution.
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Excuse me, can I have you?
treat me to a drink? -Thanks!
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Drinking with sailors
brought me to this state.
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You know what? Maybe we
you can find his dad.
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He was your height,
he had brown hair...
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Wait! Drop your pants
and sing Lay Down Sally!
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Where are you from? - I'm not ashamed to say.
From the poor part of the city.
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Where is that exactly? - I don't know. But
it's dirty and people are shouting out the window.
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It must be tough being in the Navy
the pilot. How can a ship fly?
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What do you think about the officers' club?
- The end of military personnel is exciting.
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If you ever come to your senses and
you want to delete, there's your number.
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I have friends who
will take you to Canada.
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Take it all! Give them to your water!
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I'm coming home! Sailors, submarine.
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Very clever!
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Wanda, you are wonderful! So me
you remind me of my mother!
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What? - I said,
sing Lay Down Sally!
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Let's go. -Why?
You had so much fun!
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That sailor says yes
I remind him of his mother.
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That? -That. - Please, come for a while!
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Please? -Son, how much
how old is your mom?
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38. - Please?
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She just turned 38.
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I love you! Nobody
I didn't love like you!
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We have to go now.
Melinda, Eunice, let's go!
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He says I look good
like i'm 38!
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With cutting and tightening I'll be 28!
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Hi, honey. Where have you been?
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We went to Tahoe and went down
the mountain by canoe backwards. -Fine!
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And you? -Your mom is in a black wig
partying with drunken sailors.
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Fine!
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What are you looking at? - A skeleton
duo. - It doesn't look that hard.
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We could do that.
-Certainly. -Here's a tip.
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The plane leaves every hour. A lot
drink and turn forward.
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And whatever you think,
a canoe is not as good.
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Let's go!
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