1 -1:59:59,000 --> 00:00:09,000 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,500 [MUSIC] 3 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,416 That logo music just 4 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:38,708 gets you pumped, right? 5 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,000 I'm sorry, I'm just excited to be here. 6 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:41,833 It's been a while. 7 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,708 For a long time, I 8 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:44,916 wasn't sure I'd ever be back. 9 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,958 Disney bought Fox, there was a whole 10 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:48,125 boring rights issue, 11 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,166 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 12 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,833 But then, it turned out they wanted me, 13 00:00:52,416 --> 00:00:53,625 the one guy who shouldn't 14 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:54,958 even have his own movie. 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,166 Much less a franchise. 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,916 You have all so stupid. 17 00:01:00,041 --> 00:01:02,000 Look, we know the title of this thing, so 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I know what you're wondering. 19 00:01:03,708 --> 00:01:05,208 How are we going to do this without 20 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:07,041 dishonoring Logan's memory? 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 And I'll tell you how. 22 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:10,875 We're not. 23 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:12,500 Holy. 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,875 I'm going to let you 25 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:14,791 in on a little secret. 26 00:01:15,791 --> 00:01:17,250 Wolverine is not dead. 27 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:19,333 Sure, it made for a perfect 28 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,000 ending to a very sad story, 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 but that's not how 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 regenerative healing factors work. 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,708 You think I want to be out here in 32 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:27,708 beautiful downtown North Dakota, 33 00:01:27,916 --> 00:01:29,375 digging up the one and only Wolverine? 34 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:30,458 No, thank you. 35 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:31,833 But the fate of my 36 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:33,125 entire world is at stake. 37 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:35,041 He may not be living his best life, but 38 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:37,833 he sure as hell ain't dead. 39 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,333 Bingo. 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,500 Yahtzee. 41 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,416 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 42 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,166 Damn it! 43 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:00,833 Son of a bitch! 44 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:09,166 Fuck! Motherfucker! 45 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,333 My world is fucked! 46 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,458 That was weird. 47 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,958 I'm much calmer now. 48 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:19,000 Look, I'm not a man of science, 49 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,416 but you seem incredibly passed away. 50 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:27,416 But it's good to see ya. 51 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:30,083 I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to 52 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:30,791 ride with you, Logan. 53 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:32,541 You and me getting into a 54 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:34,416 Deadpool and a Wolverine. 55 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,083 Just fucking shit up. 56 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,416 Can you imagine the fun, 57 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:41,041 the chaos, the residuals? 58 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,375 Could I of mine? 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,375 It's nothing that'll bring me back to 60 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:45,250 life faster than a 61 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,958 big bag of matted cash. 62 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,791 Me too, Hugh. 63 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,750 No, no, no, no. 64 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,375 Ugh, he had to get all 65 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,416 noble and die for real. 66 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,291 God damn it! 67 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:05,000 I could really use your help right now. 68 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,833 Wait! 69 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I'm warning you! I'm not alone! 70 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:19,291 Wade Winston Wilson! 71 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:21,500 You're under arrest by 72 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,833 the Time Variance Authority. 73 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,708 With too many crimes for this, come out! 74 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:27,791 Oh, you're the courtesy 75 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,458 death fighting you dame player. 76 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,541 Last chance! 77 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,291 Throw out your weapons 78 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,458 and come out peacefully! 79 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,208 I'm not gonna give you my weapons! 80 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:38,416 But I promise not to use them. 81 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:42,083 There are 206 bones in the human body. 82 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,541 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl. 83 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:47,000 Here we go, maximum effort. 84 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:57,583 I'll give away every item. 85 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:07,000 There comes the 86 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,916 You know it's just a nightmare 87 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,041 I'm probably gonna start a fight now 88 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,458 Now this can't be right 89 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,791 Baby, come on 90 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,750 Nothing can be sweet 91 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,125 No time for a little bit of a crisis 92 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:25,416 Now it's time to leave 93 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,833 And make it alone 94 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:31,666 I know that I can't take no more 95 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,166 I ain't no man 96 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,125 I don't wanna see you 97 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,625 Back for me, bye bye bye 98 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,083 I'm gonna be a fool for you 99 00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:42,583 But you're just another player 100 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:44,041 You came into it 101 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:46,500 You shouldn't be hating me 102 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:48,291 But it ain't no matter 103 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,708 You can bye bye bye 104 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:50,291 Bye bye 105 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:52,208 I don't really wanna make it tough 106 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,500 I just wanna take a nap 107 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,541 I'm myself crazy 108 00:04:57,916 --> 00:04:59,500 But it ain't no lie 109 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,041 You can bye bye bye 110 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,750 You're gonna be thirsty 111 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:06,500 With the truth of the law 112 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:07,666 Girl, your mother will come 113 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,500 Better not ask from outside your box. 114 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:10,916 (yelling) 115 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:11,500 You're gonna be thirsty 116 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:13,791 Come on 117 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:17,583 I just know that I can't take no more 118 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:19,333 You ain't no man 119 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,125 I wanna see you 120 00:05:22,416 --> 00:05:24,541 Back for me, bye bye bye 121 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,166 Bye bye 122 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:27,000 I'm gonna be a fool for you 123 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,750 But you're just another player 124 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,958 You came into it 125 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,250 You made me a fool 126 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,750 You made me a fool 127 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,291 Bye bye bye bye 128 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,083 I'm gonna make you tough 129 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,000 I just wanna take a nap 130 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,875 And I'm gonna be a fool 131 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,500 I'm myself crazy 132 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,375 But it ain't no lie 133 00:05:45,541 --> 00:05:47,875 You're gonna be a fool for you 134 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,958 I don't wanna be your fool 135 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,791 In this game for two 136 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,583 So I need a man 137 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,541 Come on, let's make it better. 138 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,333 Back for me, I'm crazy 139 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,375 But it ain't no lie 140 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:10,500 You made me a fool 141 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:11,083 You made me a fool 142 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,083 I'm myself crazy 143 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,666 But you made me a fool 144 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:17,416 You made me a fool 145 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:18,666 You made me a fool 146 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,000 You made me a fool 147 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:21,083 You made me a fool 148 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,166 I'm gonna be a fool 149 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:27,791 I just wanna take a nap 150 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,625 I'm myself crazy 151 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,666 But it ain't no lie 152 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:34,500 But, but, but, but 153 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:35,041 (gunshot) 154 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:42,375 I am soaking wet right now. 155 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,583 (screaming) To be clear, I'm not 156 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:47,541 proud of any of this. 157 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,750 The wanton violence, 158 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,500 the whiff of necrophilia, 159 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:52,000 it isn't who I am, it 160 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,125 isn't who I wanna be. 161 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:54,500 Who I wanna be? 162 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,458 Well, to help you understand that, 163 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,500 I gotta take you back. 164 00:06:57,916 --> 00:06:58,666 My little joy ride I 165 00:06:58,666 --> 00:07:00,041 took through space and time, 166 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:03,166 to the day that changed everything. 167 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:05,916 (dramatic music) 168 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:08,666 (gunshots) 169 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,791 I can't believe I'm finally here. 170 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,541 I've waited for this moment for so long. 171 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,000 Thank you, sir, for seeing me. 172 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,458 I firmly believe that my 173 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,208 services could be of great use 174 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,083 to your organization. 175 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,916 Now, I know I was caught masturbating 176 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:33,166 in the lobby of Stark Tower. 177 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:33,875 Shmash the banner? 178 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,375 I'm sure you did that. 179 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:35,833 I'm sorry, what was that? 180 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:36,458 No, I'm sorry. 181 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,125 That's when you get 182 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,291 those toy hulk hands, right? 183 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:40,916 And then you just, you 184 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:41,791 look down and you just, 185 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,291 you brace yourself and 186 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:45,958 you ravage the midsection. 187 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:47,416 I get it, okay, thank you. 188 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:48,333 The picture's painted. 189 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:49,000 You get the gist. 190 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:51,000 What exactly brings you here today? 191 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:56,166 Well, okay, I care. 192 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:57,833 I know I'm turning 193 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:59,125 everything into a joke, 194 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:03,875 but I care and I want to use that feeling 195 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,125 for something important. 196 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:08,875 I don't want to matter. 197 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,083 And to show my girl that I matter. 198 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,500 And, you know, I feel like I'm wasting 199 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,375 the good stuff here. 200 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,250 Is the man not going to be joining us? 201 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:20,458 The man? 202 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,833 Yeah, I should say this if he's going to. 203 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:24,208 As far as you can tell 204 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:25,583 right now, I'm the man. 205 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,750 The man is me. 206 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,708 I am the man in this circumstance. 207 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,500 And he doesn't do this 208 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,250 kind of thing anymore. 209 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:33,500 Candidates? 210 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:33,791 Meetings. 211 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:35,250 Entry-level meetings. 212 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:36,208 Entry-level? 213 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,416 Aren't you the chauffeur? 214 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:39,500 I, maybe. 215 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:40,500 Common misconception, 216 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,166 I did begin my career 217 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,375 as Mr. Stark's driver. 218 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,208 I quickly pivoted to 219 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:46,000 the head of security. 220 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:46,916 The head of security? 221 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:47,750 The head of security, of 222 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:48,458 course, yes, yes, yes, yes. 223 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,333 And why I am vetting your resume. 224 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,125 You seem to have left out whether or not 225 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,291 you had any experience 226 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,333 as a member of a team. 227 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,833 Could you maybe add a 228 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:57,625 little bit of perspective? 229 00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:59,125 Oh, yes, of course. 230 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,750 I was Special Forces, but I was mainly, 231 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:02,708 I was team leader, 232 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,000 founder, really, of X-Force. 233 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,083 Sadly, they all perished in action. 234 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,375 How exactly did that happen? 235 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:08,708 Well, the police say 236 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,875 gravity, but just between us, 237 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,416 they didn't test well in the focus group. 238 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:13,625 They were to go to the cable. 239 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:15,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I 240 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,541 can see this isn't going on. 241 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:17,041 Please stop writing. 242 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,416 I'm just, I want to be an Avenger. 243 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,875 I want to be an Avenger. 244 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,333 Why do you want to be an Avenger? 245 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,500 To look around you, I mean, 246 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,833 they're the best of the best. 247 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:31,916 And what they do matters. 248 00:09:32,416 --> 00:09:33,416 I need to be an Avenger. 249 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,333 Sir, that girl is kind 250 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,291 of had a bit of a shtick, 251 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,333 and if I don't, you 252 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,375 know, turn things around 253 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:41,041 and do something with my gifts, 254 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,083 I don't think it's going 255 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,166 to really work out for me, 256 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,208 and I wouldn't blame her. 257 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,791 Avengers are a very 258 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,791 unique group of superheroes 259 00:09:49,791 --> 00:09:51,250 that stand for something 260 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,541 more than just fighting 261 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:53,958 and wearing costumes. 262 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,041 I mean, people look up 263 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:56,958 to us. Kids look up to us. 264 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:57,875 I'm sorry, us? 265 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,333 I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger. 266 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,500 Avengers adjacent, technically. 267 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:03,125 Oh, what's your 268 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:04,500 superpower? Is it parallel parking? 269 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,333 I am so sorry. That was cruel. 270 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:08,708 I lash out when I'm 271 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:09,791 nervous. It won't happen again. 272 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,208 Let's cut to the chase. Please. 273 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:12,750 You just said moments ago 274 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,333 that you wanted to be an Avenger 275 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,875 because you need it. 276 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,125 Yes, sir, I do. 277 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:19,833 But the Avengers don't do 278 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,500 the job because they need it. 279 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,291 They do the job because people need them. 280 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,791 Do you see the distinction? 281 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,458 Yes, sir. 282 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,166 Please, Mr. Hogan, I don't 283 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,250 want to spend the rest of my life 284 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,875 like an annoying one-trick pony. 285 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:38,583 All right. 286 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,000 Oh, my God. You're standing. 287 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,458 Yeah, now's the time that we stand. 288 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:44,291 Damn it. 289 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,666 The problem might be that 290 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,916 you're reaching a little too high. 291 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,125 Aim for the middle and you'll never miss. 292 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,458 Right? I think you got a good heart. I 293 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,041 believe what you're saying. 294 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,833 But not everybody's a world-saving type. 295 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:58,375 I'm not. I'm happy. Right? 296 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,500 I found my place. 297 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:01,458 Find your place. 298 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,125 All right. Get back out there. 299 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,000 We'll keep an eye. Good luck. 300 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,458 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 301 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,708 Catch the car. I want to hit Shake Shack. 302 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,458 Rejection makes me hungry. 303 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,125 No, no, no. Please. 304 00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:19,958 No, no, no. Okay. 305 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,000 You know what they say? 306 00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:25,791 When one door closes, 307 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,583 your locker at work opens. 308 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:40,125 Let's go sell some certified 309 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,958 pre-owned vehicles, motherf-- 310 00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:45,500 Technically, the 311 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,833 carnival's not a minivan. 312 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,625 It's an MPV. 313 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,916 So how does the Kia 314 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,333 compare to the Honda Odyssey? 315 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,750 The Odyssey? That's a great question. 316 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,250 It doesn't fucking suck. 317 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,166 You know, you can't answer 318 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,208 the question without swearing. 319 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,416 I'm sorry. Tell me I don't have kids. 320 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:02,416 Not that I haven't dreamt of that. 321 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,583 You don't have a lot of natural sex. 322 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,916 You'll get them next time, pal. Yeah. 323 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:10,958 And look, you can always 324 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,291 go back to super-heroing. 325 00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:13,458 I mean, I know I'd like to 326 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,333 see you back in the suit. 327 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:15,958 I don't keep it in my 328 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:17,500 locker so that I can wear it. 329 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,166 I keep it in my locker in 330 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,708 case we need to settle up again. 331 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,208 Hey, hey, hey. What 332 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,375 is that doing in there? 333 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:24,500 I'm done. 334 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,000 I'm done. 335 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,208 Man, I'm fine with being done. 336 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,125 Look, is sales the best match? 337 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:32,916 Probably none. 338 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,000 Is this the life that I 339 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,291 always imagined for myself? 340 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:36,208 Fuck no! 341 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,708 This is the right fit for me. 342 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,500 Sugar Bear, it is. Okay, Mr. Wilson. 343 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,375 I'm just saying, once a month, we could 344 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,416 go on a little mission. 345 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:48,125 We're human beings. We crave purpose. 346 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:50,333 After all, we're Deadpool. 347 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:51,541 Please stop saying 348 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:53,250 that. We're not Deadpool. 349 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,583 I'm not even Deadpool anymore. 350 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,791 Well, if we're gonna have 351 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,333 a midlife crisis, go big. 352 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,208 A few years ago, a friend of 353 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,458 mine got his nipples pierced 354 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,125 with a titanium chain that goes down and 355 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,583 attaches to his Van Johnson. 356 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,375 Are you feeling Grumple 357 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,833 stiltskin because it's your birthday? 358 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:15,250 What? 359 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:17,166 No. 360 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:19,125 No. 361 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:23,791 Surprise! 362 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,583 All right, you guys 363 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,000 are lucky I'm not armed. 364 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,458 Get in here. 365 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,666 This was six years 366 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:31,666 ago. You'd all be dead. 367 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,125 So then, he gets out of the cab, and you 368 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,041 would not believe it. 369 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,166 I turn around, and what do I find? 370 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,250 Airpods. Airpods! 371 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,333 Crazy stories. Every time. 372 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,208 Come on. Fingle time. 373 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:45,791 Make any sales today? 374 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:46,916 You know I didn't. 375 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:48,375 Did you sell any 376 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:49,458 dreamcatchers on Etsy or whatever it is? 377 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,916 I went to do it three days away, and I 378 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,500 can't keep carrying it. Relax. 379 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,583 I have the money. I sold some old blood 380 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,250 pressure medication I found lying around. 381 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,250 You're trying to kill me, motherfucker. 382 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,166 I'm not the one dousing 383 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,541 everything in salt, motherfucker. 384 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,958 I pray every day that fire finds your 385 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,916 body and finishes the job 386 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,083 God didn't have the nuts to do. 387 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,458 That's hurtful. If you could hear the 388 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,125 look on my face, 389 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,625 you'd smell how sad I am. 390 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:15,625 You watching me good? 391 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,458 Great British break-off. 392 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,833 Oh, God damn. 393 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,333 This shit stood between me 394 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,500 and suicide for ten years. 395 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,333 Those are my feelings. 396 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,583 Abortion, religious freedom, animal 397 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,708 rights, privacy rights, vaccines, free 398 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,375 market capitalism, global climate change. 399 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,625 No, no, no, no, sweet from let's fuck. 400 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:33,375 Hi, you, Kyo. Hi, Wade. 401 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,208 Nice, fake o'clock shadow. 402 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,583 It's a summer balayage from the French. 403 00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,041 It's meant to mimic the natural 404 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,750 highlights of the sun. 405 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,458 It's a toupee. It's a hair system. 406 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,083 I love your hair system, Wade. 407 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:47,875 Thank you. 408 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:51,416 Want to do some cocaine? Hey, cocaine is 409 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:52,083 the one thing that 410 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,458 Faggy said is off-limits. 411 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,750 What about Bolivian watching? They know 412 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,500 all the slang terms. They have a list. 413 00:14:57,791 --> 00:14:59,416 Even snowboarding? Even disco dust. 414 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,125 White girl interrupted? Even force bump. 415 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,000 Focus shift. I wouldn't 416 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,333 even try powdered gonuts. 417 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,000 Do you want to build a 418 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,458 snowman? Yes, but I can't. 419 00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:10,166 Hold here. Here? 420 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,458 What happened? That's the buzz part. 421 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,708 Thanks for coming. Yeah. 422 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,583 How's work? Oh, I got a promotion. 423 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,375 No way. Yeah. 424 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,041 It's mind-numbing middle 425 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,166 management, but I'm happy. 426 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,000 That's great. 427 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,791 You want to see him? How are you? 428 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,666 Um, yeah. Guy from work. 429 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:35,833 Derman. Derman? 430 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:37,916 He's kind. Good. 431 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:38,916 Likes to go hiking. 432 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,250 Hasn't gotten me shot yet. 433 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,375 Wow. It's the early days. 434 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,291 How about you? You seeing anyone? 435 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,625 No, no, I live in a one-bedroom 436 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,500 apartment. Share bed with blind Al. 437 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,500 All right. All right. 438 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,291 Happy birthday to you. 439 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,500 Okay, okay, okay. 440 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:08,750 Birthdays. 441 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,916 Every spin around the moon 442 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,000 is a new adventure indeed. 443 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,041 Sundomous. Okay, round-earther. 444 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,875 Where was I? The Adventure of Life. 445 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,625 Right. It's been a challenging few years. 446 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,958 I haven't seen you guys in a while. And 447 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,833 through a lot. Change of life. 448 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,000 Nail-a-paw? Bitch, are you improv-ing? 449 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:30,458 I'm sorry that you had 450 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,333 to see that, Yuki-oh. 451 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,291 But I'm happy. 452 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,083 You know, that's because of 453 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,000 each and every one of you. 454 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,000 I guess what I'm trying to say is how 455 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,875 proud I am, how grateful I am, 456 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,833 to be standing in a room with every 457 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,666 single person I love. 458 00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:54,916 I'm the luckiest man alive. 459 00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,458 Make a wish, buddy. 10-4, good buddy. 460 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,166 Going down. 461 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,208 Lee Wilson? Oh, yeah. Dancers. 462 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,500 The painter must have ordered you. Are 463 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,583 those supposed to be cop costumes? 464 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,000 Never mind. Take your 465 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,875 clothes off, but leave the helmets. 466 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,500 And this isn't Pretty 467 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,208 Woman. We're kissing, all right? 468 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,875 What song do you guys normally dance to? 469 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,666 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 470 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,458 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 471 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,500 Is that supposed to be scary? 472 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,083 Hagging isn't new for me, 473 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,708 friendo, but it is for Disney. 474 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,666 Look, I've never been a natural bottom. 475 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,750 So we're going to take things real slow, 476 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,916 and I want some crazy eye contact. 477 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,250 Not you, you. 478 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:43,458 I can't see your eyes through 479 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,625 the mask, but I can feel it. 480 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:45,958 We're going to move on down the hallway 481 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,250 so we can spare a cleanup on Isle Hassel. 482 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,791 How does everyone feel about this planet? 483 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,083 I don't like you. Yes. 484 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,291 Let's hold on to that attitude, 485 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,000 and we're going to do it angry. 486 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:06,791 [MUSIC PLAYING] 487 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,416 Mr. Wilson. 488 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,000 You appear to have soiled 489 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,333 yourself while unconscious. 490 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:20,541 I was unconscious. Who are you? 491 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,458 I go by the name of Paradox, Mr. Paradox, 492 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,000 and you're sitting here at the TVA, the 493 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,333 Time Variance Authority. 494 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,208 We're really a watchdog organization. 495 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,291 Except we're more 496 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,041 lighthearted than that sounds, 497 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,000 with sort of throwback ironic twist. 498 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,416 And we're in charge of defending what's 499 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,750 known as the sacred timeline. 500 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,041 Holy fuck, that is a shit ton of 501 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,291 exposition for a three-quel. 502 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,666 Is this because I used Cable's Time 503 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,750 Machine, brought a 504 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,875 couple of people back to life, 505 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,166 then I destroyed it. 506 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,166 That was a long time ago. 507 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,250 Yes, we're aware of your 508 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,458 abuse of your timeline. 509 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,708 You were so abusive of it. 510 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,375 No, it has nothing to do 511 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,000 with that. Walk with me. 512 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,291 I brought you here, Mr. Wilson, to tell 513 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:10,375 you that you're special. 514 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,166 In fact, you've been 515 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,458 chosen for a higher purpose, 516 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,375 a purpose unclear even to me, 517 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,041 but one that could save 518 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,458 the entire sacred timeline 519 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,125 from a possibly grisly 520 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,291 fate sometime in the future, 521 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:28,750 which may very well need to be avenged. 522 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:32,416 This sacred timeline, I assume I'm going 523 00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:37,000 to marvel at how cinematic it feels, 524 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,708 gratuitous cameons, indiscriminate use of 525 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,666 variance, the whole package. 526 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,583 No, you tell me. 527 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,250 Gav. 528 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,000 You are no longer lost. 529 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:01,333 Wait. 530 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,458 You can be a hero among the heroes. 531 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,333 We've been surveilling 532 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,500 you for quite a while. 533 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:07,583 It's a boy station. 534 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,250 The TVA outpost, yes. 535 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,583 And what is that? 536 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,375 Is that me? Is that Thor? 537 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:18,458 Is he crying? 538 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,708 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 539 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,833 That happens in the distant future. 540 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,541 Why is Thor crying? 541 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,541 Do not speak to her. Stop that. 542 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:26,958 I brought you here to 543 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:27,791 offer you an opportunity, 544 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,458 the opportunity you sought years ago but 545 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,583 for which you were not ready. 546 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,333 We believe you're ready now, 547 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,375 ready for a chance to leave your timeline 548 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:38,250 and join the greatest universe of all. 549 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,000 I am about to give you the 550 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,041 thing you've always wanted. 551 00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,500 I smell what you're stepping in. 552 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,458 The power of the Marvel 553 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,083 universe is about to change forever. 554 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,500 I am an aside. 555 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,625 I am... 556 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:54,625 Marvel Jesus. 557 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,208 Excuse me. 558 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,000 She's getting over here. 559 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,208 Suck it, Fox. 560 00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:04,666 I'm on Disneyland. 561 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,416 Get fucked! 562 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:10,875 Where do I sign? 563 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,541 Oh, it's an ending for paper work. 564 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:14,625 Good. Not to brag, but I do not read. 565 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,791 There is one thing I will need, though. 566 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,833 Oh, fuck off. 567 00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:25,875 Adorn me, Beardo. 568 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:47,750 Fuck it! 569 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,000 It's perfect. 570 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,166 FYI, your tailor is a 571 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,500 predator, but I love it. 572 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:55,458 Snug, no camel toe, new 573 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,416 car smell, and adamantium. 574 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,000 Katomas, you shouldn't have. 575 00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:02,375 Go ahead. Take it in. 576 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 And yes, your 577 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,166 underwear is getting tighter. 578 00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:06,958 That guy knows what I'm talking about. 579 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,333 His clothes say middle management, but 580 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,375 his eyes say fucky fucky. 581 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,208 Yes, you look very nice. 582 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,708 Nice? Your buddy here is ready to throw 583 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,833 it all away from me. 584 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:17,500 You calling your wife? 585 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:18,083 HR. 586 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,166 Is your wife working HR? 587 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,125 I'm really glad 588 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:21,416 you're taking this so well. 589 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,458 Oh, I'm taking it well. 590 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,208 I have never had a 591 00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:26,333 problem traveling for work. 592 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,083 That said, we should talk vacation dance. 593 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,791 I'm more of a one-week-on, 594 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,041 one-week-off kind of guy. 595 00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,041 I think it's what they do in Denmark. 596 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,666 You'll never see a Danish 597 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,583 flag in the moon, but... 598 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,208 God damn it, they're happy. 599 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,708 Now, let's power up your 600 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,333 little Amazon Fire Phone there 601 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,750 and sit me back home so 602 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:41,458 I can let my friends know 603 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,416 that they've been upgraded to Disciples. 604 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:46,500 Yep. I hear that you quite understand. 605 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,416 You will not be returning to your home 606 00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:50,208 because there will be 607 00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,833 no home to return to. 608 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,916 Come again, this time in my ears? 609 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,125 This is your universe, Mr. Wilson. 610 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:05,000 That is what happens when a universe 611 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,083 loses their anchor being. 612 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,416 See how it decays from the inside? 613 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,791 This is how a reality dies. 614 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:12,500 What's an anchor being? 615 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:13,500 An anchor being is an 616 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,916 entity of such vital importance 617 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:17,083 that when they die, their whole world 618 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,041 slowly withers out of existence. 619 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:20,500 You've just won the 620 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,041 lottery because I didn't die. 621 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:23,083 It's just a little 622 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,500 midlife crisis, I'm better now. 623 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,916 Oh, my God! 624 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,541 Oh, not to laugh. 625 00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:34,916 Can you imagine if you 626 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,083 were the anchor being? 627 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:36,458 Yeah. 628 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,458 No, it isn't you, Mr. Wilson. 629 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,000 Your anchor being died in 630 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,416 an act of self-sacrifice 631 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,708 so epic that it sent 632 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,125 shivers down the timeline. 633 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,250 I am referring, of 634 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:56,125 course, to Logan, the Wolverine. 635 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,875 Don't be on that page. 636 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:12,500 (Music) 637 00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:15,708 Oh, this is what it feels like. 638 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:17,333 Logan. 639 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:19,458 Of course. 640 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:21,125 Logan. 641 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:24,916 Logan! 642 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,500 The guy forks for hands! 643 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:28,708 That Wolverine! 644 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:31,500 Yeah, I got it. 645 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,708 You can turn your retro 646 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,166 graphics of death off now. 647 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:34,458 Make it stop. 648 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,291 We're not doing it, Mr. Wilson. We 649 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,583 certainly can't stop it. 650 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:40,500 How long have we got? 651 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,875 In most cases, a couple thousand years. 652 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:43,958 Well, sweet. 653 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:44,625 Most cases aren't 654 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:46,166 fast enough, not for me. 655 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:47,625 What does that mean? 656 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:50,625 It means that I have been tasked with 657 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,750 overseeing the end of your universe 658 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,166 and regardless of what the pencil pushers 659 00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:55,166 upstairs would prefer, 660 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:59,000 I will not waste my life watching it die 661 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,208 slowly of natural causes. 662 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,291 We used to just prune these things, 663 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,458 simple, elegant, efficient, 664 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,958 but I'm told the TVA 665 00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:06,250 doesn't like to do that anymore. 666 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,041 Well, I do. 667 00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:07,833 And no matter what my 668 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:08,958 so-called superiors say, 669 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:09,791 the multiverse does 670 00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,625 not need a babysitter. 671 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:13,291 We need a mercy killer. 672 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:14,500 And in this instance, 673 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,333 I am the mercy killer. 674 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:24,708 What in the macguffin is that? 675 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,666 That's a time-reper for Mr. Wilson. 676 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,125 An accelerant. 677 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,708 Once completed, it will allow me to 678 00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:32,000 destroy the space-time 679 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:32,500 matrix of your universe. 680 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,333 You see, I don't want 681 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,750 to work for the TVA. 682 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,875 I want to be the TVA. 683 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,958 And the first step involves showing this 684 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:41,000 organization how much more 685 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 efficient it can become to it. 686 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,666 I will be giving your universe a swift 687 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,625 and compassionate end. 688 00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:47,583 And don't worry, your 689 00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:48,541 friends won't feel a thing. 690 00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:49,583 It'll be over just like this. 691 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,166 Oh, what's that? 692 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,125 Trust me. 693 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:06,166 You're gonna all be 694 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,333 other in my fucking universe. 695 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,666 In your parlance, yes. 696 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,250 Two in the heart, one in the head. 697 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,000 Look, Mr. Wilson, you have two choices. 698 00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,208 You can either rejoin your loved ones and 699 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:16,041 collectively cease to 700 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,541 exist in, let's say, 72 hours, 701 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:22,500 or you join the sacred timeline. 702 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,083 And you end your days of 703 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,333 insignificance and mediocrity. 704 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:27,750 Wade. 705 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:32,500 Wade, you can finally, finally matter. 706 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,791 That's all I've ever really wanted. 707 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:45,708 I know. 708 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:47,541 I know. 709 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:50,375 And you know, I'm nothing 710 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,041 if not morally flexible. 711 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:53,458 Hmm? 712 00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:55,791 Yep, yep. 713 00:26:58,541 --> 00:26:59,166 I'll do it. 714 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:00,125 Wade's choice. 715 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:01,458 Sacred timeline's happy to have you. 716 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,916 I was talking about finding the wolverine 717 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,500 and breaking your fucking nose. 718 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,416 Look at that. 719 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,541 Find him. 720 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,125 Find him! 721 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,333 And boy, did he ever turn. 722 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,291 Which brings us back to this. 723 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,208 The desecration of the sacred corpse. 724 00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:39,875 Ow, my own fucking arm. 725 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,416 [screaming] 726 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:46,625 Now we're talking to my kids. 727 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,375 [screaming] 728 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,541 I'm sorry, wolverine is hard. 729 00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:52,458 I can't stop. 730 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:53,541 Mangle tried. 731 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:55,375 [screaming] 732 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,250 You sick fuck. 733 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,000 Wolverine was a hero and the only thing 734 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 on earth is shit to 735 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,541 ever come out of Canada. 736 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:06,833 [screaming] 737 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,000 Get my country's name 738 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 out of your fucking mouth. 739 00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:17,041 And my sword. 740 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,333 Look at that. 741 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,541 Oh, I gotta find me another Logan. 742 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,458 An alive one. 743 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,791 Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself back. 744 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:35,750 Logan! 745 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,375 I'm gonna need you to come with me. 746 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:43,708 Who's asking? 747 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:46,541 Well, look at this 748 00:28:46,541 --> 00:28:47,833 little hairy Lou Retton. 749 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,875 Did you stick the landing hook, I? 750 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:53,458 Yes, you did, comic-accurate short king. 751 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,708 Such a cute widow, wovee. 752 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,791 Cue the fucking montage, baby. 753 00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,875 All right, everything 754 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:01,083 seems to be on fire. 755 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:02,208 You have a dragon? 756 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,375 Ooh, you have anchor 757 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,458 being written all over. 758 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:16,083 Patch. 759 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:19,458 Now we're talking. 760 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,500 Ooh, yeah. 761 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:22,958 That's the whole 762 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:24,833 goddamn package right there. 763 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:28,875 I'm auditioning anchor beams. 764 00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,916 Oh, that's gonna need some coconut oil. 765 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:38,000 Fuck, dude, the fuck. 766 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,541 Are you okay? 767 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:41,375 Oh, yes, yes. 768 00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:43,875 Classic John Byrne round of ten now. 769 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:44,708 You found the Hulk in 770 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:45,583 this outfit, you know? 771 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,541 I marveled Jesus, you dull 772 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,458 creature, and I want to-- 773 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,500 Not you. We're just going 774 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,500 in a different direction. 775 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:07,875 You know, from behind, you 776 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:09,041 look a little bit like Henry-- 777 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,000 Oh, my fuck. 778 00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:13,458 The cavalry. The legends are true. 779 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,458 And may I say, sir, on 780 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:16,583 behalf of all humanity, 781 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,375 this just feels right. 782 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:20,458 We will treat you so much better than 783 00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:22,041 those shit-fucks down the street 784 00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,000 you were just leaving. 785 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:24,375 No, sir, not while the 786 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,583 fate of my universe has had-- 787 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,416 This one looks promising. 788 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:32,583 Down you go. 789 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:34,875 Again. 790 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,250 I told you, you're not welcome here. 791 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:39,500 You're not welcome anywhere. 792 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,458 Now get the fuck out of my bar. 793 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,583 Just give me one more 794 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:43,583 drink and then I'll leave. 795 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,250 That's not how it works. 796 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:48,000 It does now. Leave the bottle. 797 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,291 I know you, bub. 798 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,208 Nope. But I know you. 799 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,083 Everybody knows me. 800 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:55,708 I'm the Wolverine. 801 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:59,625 Yes, you are, and I'm gonna need you to 802 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:00,750 come with me right now. 803 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,416 Look, lady, I'm not interested. 804 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:04,416 Really getting into your cuffs-- 805 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:05,875 Why would I go with you? 806 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,250 Because, unfortunately, I need you. 807 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,000 And even more 808 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,250 unfortunately, my entire world needs you. 809 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,375 You two gonna fuck or fight? 810 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:21,875 You gonna take that from him? 811 00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:22,791 You. 812 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,958 I can tell you that sort 813 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:26,000 of don't get too close, 814 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,625 I'll only break your heart by going here. 815 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,083 But every other Wolverine would have 816 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:30,333 really hurt me by now. 817 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,000 And I'm sort of on the tic-tac, so, 818 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,958 upsy-dacy, here we go. 819 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,416 There you go, guys. 820 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:36,916 Oh. 821 00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,000 Whiskey dick with the claws. 822 00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,041 It's quite common in Wolverines over 40. 823 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:42,583 You don't want this. 824 00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:43,833 You're right. I doubt it. 825 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:45,208 And you don't want this. 826 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:46,833 Unless you want to take a deep breath 827 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:48,000 through your fucking forehead, 828 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,583 I suggest you reconsider. 829 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,208 Let's go, Peanut. 830 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,958 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 831 00:31:58,625 --> 00:31:59,041 Watch this. 832 00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:00,958 All right. 833 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,708 That's a little... easy. 834 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:08,541 Good God. 835 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,291 Thirsty little honey badger, aren't you? 836 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,291 It's okay. Keep going. 837 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:14,666 Audiences are 838 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,000 accustomed to long run times. 839 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:22,958 I guess you'll have to do... 840 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:24,375 Okay. 841 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:26,708 Ooh. 842 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,291 Look at those jammies. 843 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,666 That only took 20 fucking years. 844 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,458 One anchobain coming right up. 845 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,291 On your luck, baby girl. 846 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:38,500 This Logan has the same... he can do 847 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,041 anything even musicals. 848 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,833 But, notice, he's 849 00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:42,666 actually wearing a costume 850 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:43,875 like he's not embarrassed to be on a 851 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:44,875 superhero movie for once. 852 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,375 I don't understand. 853 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:47,750 You said my universe is dying, 854 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,208 because this sack of 855 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,541 nuts got himself killed. 856 00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:52,083 Well, problem solved. 857 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:53,166 My God. 858 00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:56,250 You actually think you can replace an 859 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,291 anchobain with this? 860 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:01,250 I wouldn't have accepted any other 861 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,250 Wolverine beat-y-dubs, 862 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,708 but you have outdone yourself and brought 863 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,250 me the worst Wolverine. 864 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,500 What do you mean the worst one? 865 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,250 Mr. Huston, this Wolverine 866 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,416 let down his entire world. 867 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,000 He's the stuff of 868 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,208 legend, but not in a good way. 869 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:19,125 And what he did... well, some things are 870 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,125 just beyond forgiveness. 871 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,083 Okay. How do I make this 872 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,625 right? I can be all do anything. 873 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:30,083 I gave you a chance at greatness, 874 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,166 because my superior 875 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,875 has deemed you special. 876 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:34,208 Clearly not special in a good way, 877 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:36,000 but apparently you have some important 878 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,625 future purpose to serve. 879 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:38,666 With Thor, he holds me. 880 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,500 But I did my duty. 881 00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:41,500 I gave you the 882 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,708 opportunity to be somebody, 883 00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,958 and instead of accepting my offering with 884 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,000 humanity and gratitude, 885 00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:47,083 you broke my nose. 886 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:48,250 It looks great. 887 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,500 I decimated dozens of my men with the 888 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,833 assumed corpse of a hero, 889 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:52,916 with sovereign not only 890 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,333 his remains, but his memory. 891 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,208 What do you think, Internet? 892 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,416 Your world is dying! 893 00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:58,458 Thank you very much. 894 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,208 And there's no stopping it. 895 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,458 The humanity of you is to make it quick. 896 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,750 Is the thought of vaporizing 897 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,291 my universe making you peckish? 898 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:09,500 I'm eating my feelings. 899 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,333 I'm about to lose everything 900 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,541 that I've ever cared about, 901 00:34:11,541 --> 00:34:13,875 because that hairy thunder cunt from down 902 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,750 under cunt finally dies, 903 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:16,375 and he's standing 904 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:17,666 right behind me, isn't he? 905 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,500 Welcome to the MCU, by the way. 906 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,458 You're joining at a bit of a low point. 907 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,375 As for you, I want to talk to your boss. 908 00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:25,458 I want you to get him on the phone, 909 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,166 and you tell him, her, or them that 910 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,083 Marvel H. Christ isn't playing. 911 00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:36,208 Holy shit. 912 00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:39,875 I just heard a symphony of buttholes 913 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:40,916 clenching all at once. 914 00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:41,916 You're off-grid. 915 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,583 Your bosses don't know what you sick 916 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:44,875 fucks are doing down here. 917 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:45,541 Well, I'll tell you what. 918 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,416 I have a black belt in Karen, and I'm 919 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,000 going to go upstairs, 920 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:49,916 and I'm going to tell 921 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,000 them all about you and-- 922 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,458 Oh, silence is nice. 923 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,500 What the fuck did he kill? 924 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:56,125 To the trash heap. 925 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,166 You'll fit right in. 926 00:34:57,625 --> 00:35:00,458 That was close. 927 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:24,500 That was close. Don't just stand there, you ape. 928 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,958 Give me a hand of her. 929 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:29,500 No, emergency okay. Thank you. 930 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,625 Where the hell are we? 931 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:34,583 I don't know. 932 00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,291 It looks kind of Mad Maxie. 933 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:38,125 But that would be IP infringement, right? 934 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,166 Fucking jokes. 935 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:45,833 Are you even listening back there? 936 00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:47,000 We don't make it back to 937 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,500 that Mr. Paradox asshole. 938 00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:50,333 Everyone I know is going to die. 939 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,250 No, my fucking problem. 940 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,083 Well, is that all you got? 941 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:55,041 Is that what you said 942 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,291 when your world went to shit? 943 00:35:58,958 --> 00:35:59,458 Come again? 944 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,250 Yeah, I heard all about you. 945 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,375 I screwed up everything, 946 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:05,250 and you should be thanking me for pulling 947 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,541 you out of that bed you shit in. 948 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:08,958 Are you backstabbing son of a bitch? 949 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:16,500 Are you ready to be calm now? 950 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,833 Rest in peace, this fox. 951 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:42,041 I don't want to fight you, peanut. 952 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,750 Doesn't matter what you did. 953 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:46,291 I just need your help. 954 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,583 I don't fucking care. 955 00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:00,458 This is gonna hurt. 956 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,500 Alright! 957 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,166 Fuck it! 958 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,125 Let's give the people what they came for. 959 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:12,291 Let's fucking go. 960 00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:15,625 Get your special sock out, nerds. 961 00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:17,125 This gonna get good. 962 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:24,166 [Music] 963 00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:25,208 Let's see you grow 964 00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:26,416 your fucking head back! 965 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,583 I can fix it! I can fix it! 966 00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:30,250 It's what? Whatever it is that you did. 967 00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:32,458 Whatever made you so bad. 968 00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:34,375 Those... those... 969 00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:37,083 Freaks! In the TPA you heard them. 970 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,625 They have the power to end my universe. 971 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:40,916 But they also have the 972 00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:42,375 power to change yours. 973 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,208 We get back there. 974 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:46,875 And we can fix your world. 975 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:47,875 Together. 976 00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:50,666 I promise. 977 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:53,416 They can fix it. 978 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:54,458 Hey! 979 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,833 Hey! We fight each other, we lose. 980 00:38:58,583 --> 00:38:59,458 Dear God, it's him. 981 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,583 Who? The one. 982 00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:03,250 The superhero equivalent 983 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,500 to comfort food for Molly. 984 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,000 White guy's answer to all the 985 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,750 disappointments and another A-lister. 986 00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:10,291 Fair warning, gorgeous. 987 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:11,000 You're going to 988 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,583 encounter some angelic language. 989 00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:14,333 A smidge of ass play, but we've been 990 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,833 prohibited from using cocaine on camera. 991 00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:17,666 They're coming. 992 00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:18,583 Who's they? 993 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:25,041 [engine revving] 994 00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:27,250 Oh, they're driving angry. 995 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:35,333 Now that's a superhero lid! 996 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,458 I got this. 997 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:49,333 [engine revving] 998 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:54,541 [tires screeching] 999 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,875 Stay close. 1000 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:09,666 I got a camera. 1001 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,208 You got this. 1002 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:16,916 Cassandra is going to be kitty when she 1003 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:17,875 sees what we caught. 1004 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,041 You can't run. Everybody knows that. 1005 00:40:21,416 --> 00:40:23,458 You see anyone running, Dick Fabrains? 1006 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:25,375 You're not going to 1007 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,500 love what happens next. 1008 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:27,625 Oh, oh my God. 1009 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,875 Oink! Oh my God, he's going to save us. 1010 00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:33,666 Ha! Oh my God, he's going to save us! 1011 00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:34,166 Hey, what? 1012 00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:35,500 Avengers, available! 1013 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:41,833 [engine revving] 1014 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:52,083 [tires screeching] 1015 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:59,333 [screaming] 1016 00:40:59,333 --> 00:40:59,500 Oh! 1017 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,583 [screaming] 1018 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:02,958 [crash] 1019 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,333 We don't know that guy. 1020 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:07,375 We thought we did. 1021 00:41:07,916 --> 00:41:09,083 I know you. 1022 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:11,375 Holy sh-- 1023 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:12,750 [engine revving] 1024 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:18,000 Sabretooth, your brother, ready to die! 1025 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,708 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Time! 1026 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:22,958 You look ridiculous. 1027 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:24,541 People have waited 1028 00:41:24,541 --> 00:41:26,083 decades for this fight. 1029 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:27,583 It's not going to be easy. 1030 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:28,041 Maybe not. 1031 00:41:28,041 --> 00:41:29,750 Shoot the devil, take him down. 1032 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,083 Side control, then bowl him out, 1033 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,166 and be a ground and pound until he makes 1034 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,375 no sound because he's dead. 1035 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:36,125 Shut the fuck up. 1036 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:37,208 Oh my God. 1037 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:38,916 Okay, good luck. I'm a huge fan. 1038 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:42,583 [engine revving] 1039 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,666 [laughing] 1040 00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:47,083 [growling] 1041 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:52,916 What is it, girl? 1042 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:54,375 Is there trouble at the well? 1043 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:59,250 [crash] 1044 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,541 [laughing] 1045 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:01,458 Big trouble. 1046 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:02,625 Behold! 1047 00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:07,625 The head of your precious queen, Furiosa! 1048 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:09,833 I have the Wolverine. 1049 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:13,125 I alone control her. 1050 00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:15,041 You come for me! 1051 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:18,166 You come for her. 1052 00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:22,416 So sorry. I know it's pronounced him. 1053 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,291 I'm genderblind. It's my cross to bear. 1054 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,083 Who's next? 1055 00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:26,083 Tog! 1056 00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:27,541 You're up. 1057 00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:30,750 [crash] 1058 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:35,000 [grunting] 1059 00:42:35,458 --> 00:42:36,000 Uh-oh. 1060 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,125 Tog beep. 1061 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:44,833 [crash] 1062 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:45,041 Uh. 1063 00:42:47,708 --> 00:42:48,250 I should've... 1064 00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:49,583 I'm God of Thunder. 1065 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,458 (grunting) 1066 00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:55,250 When was I asleep? 1067 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,000 Not all of you was asleep. 1068 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:58,375 Don't bother. 1069 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:00,083 We're very thorough. 1070 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,875 You know where we are, start talking. 1071 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:04,875 You're in the void. 1072 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,916 Think of it as purgatory. 1073 00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:10,083 Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard 1074 00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:11,791 where anything useless goes 1075 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:13,000 before it gets annihilated 1076 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:16,125 forever and where the TVA sends people 1077 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,041 that don't play nice 1078 00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:18,333 with the rest of the multiverse. 1079 00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:18,958 Like you? 1080 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:19,666 And you. 1081 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,125 What does the annihilating? 1082 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:22,708 A liet. 1083 00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,416 A liet is in this thing? 1084 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,458 From Loki season one episode five? 1085 00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:28,416 Everyone here is on the run from a liet. 1086 00:43:29,416 --> 00:43:30,208 Oh, don't make it. 1087 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,041 There's a resistance though. 1088 00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,208 Other people like us 1089 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:35,375 that manage to survive, 1090 00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,583 they're hiding out in the border lanes 1091 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:39,583 trying to find a way to fuck outta here. 1092 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,208 Then that's where we go. 1093 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:42,083 Reed? 1094 00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:42,583 Us? 1095 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:43,458 A teen? 1096 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:44,708 The answer is yes. 1097 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:45,458 Shake off. 1098 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,375 Fuck! 1099 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:47,458 You nipped it. 1100 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,333 Just got the tip with 1101 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:49,333 your little steak knife. 1102 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:50,500 These others can help 1103 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,833 us get back to the TVA. 1104 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:52,625 They can fix things. 1105 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:53,458 (laughing) 1106 00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:55,916 Something funny, Bob? 1107 00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:56,833 She might have 1108 00:43:56,833 --> 00:43:58,000 something to say about that. 1109 00:43:58,583 --> 00:43:59,000 Who's she? 1110 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:01,333 In the void. 1111 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,041 You're either food for a 1112 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,333 liet or you work for her. 1113 00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,416 (dramatic music) 1114 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,458 (dramatic music) 1115 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:51,125 (dramatic music) 1116 00:44:52,500 --> 00:45:18,333 (dramatic music) 1117 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,458 Oh, all right, finely-aged. 1118 00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:23,666 Oh, you must finish your jug or not. 1119 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:24,000 Thank you. 1120 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,166 I give your voices down. 1121 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,375 She don't like the chatter. 1122 00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:29,833 She's gonna love you. 1123 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:41,375 (dramatic music) 1124 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:44,875 Is it the child? 1125 00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:47,750 Hey, hey, Jack, it's us! 1126 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:49,000 That's not the child. 1127 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,250 Ah, shit. 1128 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,250 Oh, Abel is some great. 1129 00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:54,583 That's not gonna go over 1130 00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:55,666 well with the wolf mob. 1131 00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:57,166 A wolverine. 1132 00:45:58,083 --> 00:46:00,166 I wondered when I'd get one of you. 1133 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,500 You're one of Xavier's. 1134 00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:03,708 You know him, you know Chuck? 1135 00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:04,916 Oh, I knew him. 1136 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,500 We shared a wound. 1137 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:09,125 Tried to strangle the sly little fellow 1138 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,458 with my umbilical cord. 1139 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,291 Amen. 1140 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,666 I've never loved roommates. 1141 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:14,875 Mine's blind, except she could see 1142 00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:17,458 cocaine for some reason. 1143 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,708 You wanna chime in, Your Majesty? 1144 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,375 I'm dying here. 1145 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:21,000 Who are you? 1146 00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:24,208 Charles Xavier's twin, Cassandra Nova. 1147 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:25,666 Oh, shit. How did it anal birth? 1148 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:27,750 You two are cute. 1149 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,291 I have a good feeling about this. 1150 00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:32,250 (thunder rumbling) 1151 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:34,250 And I've been trying to 1152 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,666 catch this little firefly 1153 00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:38,166 for years, haven't I, Johnny? 1154 00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:41,041 You picked the wrong 1155 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:42,083 time to make new friends. 1156 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:44,916 Oh, Johnny told us all about you. 1157 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:45,708 Maybe shut up now. 1158 00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:46,375 Yeah, maybe don't-- We 1159 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:47,041 were just talking here. 1160 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,208 Yeah, Johnny told us you're a psychotic, 1161 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,000 megalomaniacal asshole. 1162 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:51,958 His word's not mine. 1163 00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,875 Hell bent, a domination in pain. 1164 00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:56,750 You said all that about me. 1165 00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,000 No, no! 1166 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,541 How do you, I just say anything! 1167 00:46:59,541 --> 00:47:00,666 Pick some stones, Johnny! 1168 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:03,750 I'll let her intimidate you. 1169 00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,000 Like you said in the convoy. 1170 00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:08,166 This finger-licking, dead inside, 1171 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:09,333 pixie slab of 1172 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:11,166 third-rate dime store nut milk 1173 00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,041 can eat your delicious cinnamon ring 1174 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,125 and kick rocks all the way to bald-end. 1175 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,291 I have never said any of those words 1176 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:18,416 in my entire life! I'm right! 1177 00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:19,083 It's a modesty! 1178 00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:21,083 People think I'm a shit-topper, 1179 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:23,875 but this guy, next level. 1180 00:47:23,916 --> 00:47:24,125 What? 1181 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:26,583 This, I, wait, I don't even know what 1182 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,208 happened to that meat! 1183 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:29,541 My hat's off to you, sir, truly. 1184 00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:33,916 I didn't, Keith, that's, I, I, I don't-- 1185 00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:34,250 (crashing) 1186 00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:40,125 Not my favorite, Chris. 1187 00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:41,666 You stupid piece of shit, you 1188 00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:42,750 just got him fucking killed! 1189 00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:44,166 Hey, we're all grieving! 1190 00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:45,791 PS, do you know what I'm 1191 00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:46,416 gonna do to the budget? 1192 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,833 (sniffling) 1193 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:50,125 A lie at this hungry. 1194 00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:53,291 There's been some kind of mistake. 1195 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,375 Big Yellow is a backup anchor being, 1196 00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:57,708 and I'm Marvel Jesus, MJ and Turnasty. 1197 00:47:58,041 --> 00:47:59,000 This may be hard to hear, 1198 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,458 but there's another British villain. 1199 00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:01,750 He's gonna destroy my 1200 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:03,250 universe, and I'm gonna stop him. 1201 00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:04,708 Oh, honey, you don't really strike me 1202 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:05,791 as a world-saving type. 1203 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:09,750 Did I hit him off? 1204 00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:12,000 I didn't want it to come to this. 1205 00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:15,000 Either you help us, or my friend here 1206 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000 is gonna sink the entire 1207 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,500 second act of music, man, 1208 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,500 with zero warmup. 1209 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,291 Where'd you get the chair? 1210 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:21,958 Once in a while, I did 1211 00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:22,958 get a trowel through here. 1212 00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:25,625 Nevermind, though, no. 1213 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,416 He didn't care to find me. 1214 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:31,708 Ah, jizzee, they're trauma-bragging! 1215 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:33,333 Can't you just stuff it 1216 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:34,750 down, turn it into accomplishment 1217 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,333 or cancer like the rest of us? 1218 00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:38,583 But I'm not like the rest of you. 1219 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:39,750 Except maybe the Wolverine. 1220 00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:41,750 Now we could be truly 1221 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:42,791 terrifying together. 1222 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,250 You know, that's scary, huh? 1223 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,041 The TVA certainly thought so. 1224 00:48:46,791 --> 00:48:48,666 They sent me here before I could walk. 1225 00:48:49,458 --> 00:48:50,875 And you know, it's the best thing that 1226 00:48:50,875 --> 00:48:51,708 ever happened to me. 1227 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:53,541 I love it here. 1228 00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:54,708 You live in a garbage dump. 1229 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:56,375 I think we both know who 1230 00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:57,541 lives in the garbage dump. 1231 00:48:58,291 --> 00:48:59,458 The void is a paradise. 1232 00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:03,583 I can wield my power here without shame. 1233 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:06,125 Unfortunately, I had no child's Xavier 1234 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:07,500 to teach me temperance. 1235 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,333 What about your child? 1236 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,250 Did he protect you? 1237 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,875 Did he make you feel safe? 1238 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:16,041 We're immune, so we're never safe. 1239 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:19,333 (screaming) 1240 00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:25,750 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 1241 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:26,583 I don't want the smoke. 1242 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:28,500 I don't have any beef with you. 1243 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:29,708 I just want to save my friends. 1244 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:31,458 I just, I want to go home. 1245 00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:33,666 Well, the thing is, I could get you home. 1246 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:33,958 Good. 1247 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:35,000 But I don't want to. 1248 00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:36,416 Not good. 1249 00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:38,166 (grunting) 1250 00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:41,833 What do you want, Wade Wilson? 1251 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:44,666 Uh, your fingers are inside 1252 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:45,916 me, but not in a good way. 1253 00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,333 My brother could enter 1254 00:49:47,333 --> 00:49:48,666 one's mind with a fork. 1255 00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,208 I have to get my hands dirty. 1256 00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:53,208 Oh, gosh. 1257 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:55,250 I've got you. 1258 00:49:58,625 --> 00:49:59,375 I've got you. 1259 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:03,958 (dramatic music) 1260 00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:07,333 I can't, I can't, you're not here. 1261 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:08,791 I'm right here. 1262 00:50:09,625 --> 00:50:11,000 No, you're not, I can't. 1263 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,291 I'm right here. 1264 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:14,250 Then show me you gotta do something. 1265 00:50:15,916 --> 00:50:16,750 Show you what? 1266 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,625 Show me you care about 1267 00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:20,833 something bigger than you. 1268 00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:23,208 Ever since they turned 1269 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,500 you down, you took a knee. 1270 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,125 Baby, you never got back up. 1271 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,083 I know you're going through something. 1272 00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,125 Let me go through it with you. 1273 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,333 You're crazy, Max, you're not crazy. 1274 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:40,833 Where'd you go? 1275 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,000 Oh my God. 1276 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:47,875 You just say it, okay? 1277 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,500 Say, "I don't want you, I 1278 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,625 don't want to be with you." 1279 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,500 Go ahead, say it, say it, say it, say it. 1280 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,333 You don't want to be with me. 1281 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:56,833 Tell me that and I'll walk away. 1282 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:58,083 Say, "I don't want you." 1283 00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:03,375 (somber music) 1284 00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,833 You'll never fucking matter. 1285 00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:12,625 What? 1286 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,500 You'll never fucking matter. 1287 00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,416 You'll never fucking matter. 1288 00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:29,916 What? 1289 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,375 She never said that. 1290 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:38,041 No, but I bet she thought it. 1291 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,125 I wanna look. 1292 00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:41,541 You are so mean. 1293 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:43,375 My brain could taste your fingers 1294 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:44,625 and they tasted like hate. 1295 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:46,583 And we're in God's name as 1296 00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:47,750 the intimacy coordinator. 1297 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,041 You're so lost, Mr. Wilson. 1298 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,833 How long before you came here? 1299 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:56,166 Mrs. Baby Knife, she's 1300 00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:57,458 gonna fuck you in the face now. 1301 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,666 If you want to kill me, 1302 00:51:58,791 --> 00:51:59,208 it's going to take 1303 00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:00,208 more than a little bit. 1304 00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:01,375 How about sex? 1305 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:02,791 (gun fires) 1306 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:03,208 (man laughs) 1307 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,375 Ah, my boy, quick and strong. 1308 00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:08,875 That's my big boy, yet you are. 1309 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000 (laughs) 1310 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 (gun fires) 1311 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,541 Well, this has been fun, 1312 00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:17,875 but the big guy needs to 1313 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:18,916 eat and the rent is due. 1314 00:52:19,666 --> 00:52:20,833 (engine revs) 1315 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:24,291 By the way, you're the rent. 1316 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,375 (engine revs) 1317 00:52:37,291 --> 00:52:41,125 (engine revs) (gun fires) 1318 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:41,250 (engine revs) 1319 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:41,708 (engine revs) (tires screech) 1320 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:45,208 (gun fires) 1321 00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:48,250 Coming or what? 1322 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:48,916 Coming! 1323 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,291 (engine revs) 1324 00:52:58,791 --> 00:53:05,791 (engine revs) 1325 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:08,541 (man grunts) 1326 00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:10,583 What you thinking, Val? 1327 00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:11,750 Get the fuck off of me. 1328 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,166 Shh, shh. 1329 00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:13,250 I was done. 1330 00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,208 Who was done what? 1331 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,083 Getting my knife out of your buttocks. 1332 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,166 Ah, fuck! 1333 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:19,666 Go, get your mind out of my pants. 1334 00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:20,875 I'm telling Blake. 1335 00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:21,708 New rules. 1336 00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:23,583 I talk now. 1337 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:24,291 That's gonna be very 1338 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:24,916 hard on the audience. 1339 00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:26,458 Shut the fuck up! 1340 00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:28,583 Let me fucking think. 1341 00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:30,625 We gotta get back to paradox, right? 1342 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,208 Right? 1343 00:53:34,541 --> 00:53:35,291 It's an excuse. 1344 00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,666 Am I allowed to speak now or-- 1345 00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,208 Just nod, asshole. 1346 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:40,708 Right. 1347 00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:42,250 Then we find the others. 1348 00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:43,666 That poor kid Johnny was talking about 1349 00:53:43,666 --> 00:53:44,708 before you got him killed. 1350 00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:46,041 Oh, our kid, he's like 50. 1351 00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:47,250 If there's a chance they 1352 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,333 know how to get out of here, 1353 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,166 we find him and make those TVA fuckers 1354 00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:52,208 fix my shit like you fucking promised. 1355 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:53,375 I smell Quest. 1356 00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:57,458 I smell food. 1357 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,541 So what made you finally 1358 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:04,208 wear an Anastagat costume? 1359 00:54:06,041 --> 00:54:07,708 Find bread so they can't see any bleed. 1360 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:09,541 But I can see how 1361 00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:11,000 yellow would be useful too. 1362 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,083 Have you been checked for ADHD? 1363 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,083 Mm-mm. 1364 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,750 But I've had several STDs, 1365 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,041 which were probably caused by ADHD. 1366 00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:21,541 What are you looking for? 1367 00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:22,458 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 1368 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:25,666 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1369 00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:26,375 That's probably alcohol. 1370 00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:27,666 You don't wanna drink up? 1371 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:28,333 Yeah, there you go. 1372 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,166 Fuck that liver. 1373 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:31,625 Okay. 1374 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:34,666 What the fuck are those? 1375 00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:35,791 Oh. 1376 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,500 Back in civilian life, I wear a toupee, 1377 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,041 but nobody knows. 1378 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:44,000 (laughs) Everybody knows. 1379 00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:48,166 Wanna talk about what's haunting you 1380 00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:49,375 or should we wait for 1381 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:50,250 a third act flashback? 1382 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:51,958 Go fuck yourself. 1383 00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:56,166 You know, 1384 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:02,875 my world, you're well regarded. 1385 00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:04,541 Yeah, well, not in mine. 1386 00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:07,666 They don't like me much in mine either. 1387 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:08,208 You don't say. 1388 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:10,416 I want it to be something. 1389 00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:12,500 You know, I've, shit, I 1390 00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:13,458 want it to be an Avenger. 1391 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:14,791 Fuck the Avengers. 1392 00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:17,500 You know, I didn't make the cut though. 1393 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,208 Same with the X-Men. 1394 00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:22,000 My girlfriend left me like this. 1395 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,708 Did you let a girlfriend? 1396 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:23,708 Yeah. 1397 00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:27,666 Vanessa, when we met, she was a dancer. 1398 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:32,000 I mean, her whole life was good. 1399 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,458 But oh boy, I just, 1400 00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:37,791 fuck that right up. 1401 00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:40,958 But you, you were an X-Men. 1402 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,000 Fuck that, you were the X-Men. 1403 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:45,291 The Wolverine. 1404 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:46,083 The Wolverine? 1405 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,083 He's a hero in that world. 1406 00:55:52,541 --> 00:55:55,625 Yeah, well, he had shit in mind. 1407 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,291 You said Logan was a hero, what happened? 1408 00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:05,166 He died. 1409 00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:06,708 Oh. 1410 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,666 Well, technically you 1411 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,291 were chest fucked by a tree, 1412 00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:12,041 but really he just ran out of batteries 1413 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,125 trying to save someone. 1414 00:56:13,625 --> 00:56:13,833 Who? 1415 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:15,791 The shit heels that grew 1416 00:56:15,791 --> 00:56:17,458 in a lab called her X-23. 1417 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,541 But she was just a kid. 1418 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,000 A younger, daintier, 1419 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,541 somehow meaner version of you. 1420 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,458 He died trying to save her. 1421 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:26,416 It was beautiful. 1422 00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:29,625 Look, Miho, I know you're hurt. 1423 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:31,666 My blind, elderly 1424 00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:32,958 African-American roommate, 1425 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,291 Blind Al, always says that 1426 00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:35,791 pain teaches us who we are. 1427 00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:37,750 Sometimes we need to listen to that pain 1428 00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:38,916 instead of running from it. 1429 00:56:38,916 --> 00:56:39,666 Holy shit. 1430 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:40,333 Yeah, she's wise. 1431 00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:41,375 No, no, that's her 1432 00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:42,791 name, you call her Blind Al. 1433 00:56:43,375 --> 00:56:43,958 Well, she's blind. 1434 00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:52,125 (upbeat music) 1435 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:57,375 I've never seen you look 1436 00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:59,583 as lovely as you did tonight 1437 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:03,500 I've never seen you shine so bright 1438 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:09,791 Lady of red 1439 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,875 Just dancing with me 1440 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:18,500 She did you 1441 00:57:19,625 --> 00:57:21,541 There's nobody here 1442 00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:22,750 Look at you. 1443 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,166 She's coming with us. 1444 00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:25,000 No, she's not. 1445 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,083 Oh, yes, she is. 1446 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:26,458 Oh, no. 1447 00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:27,458 Oh, yes. Sorry. 1448 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:29,583 Sorry about that. 1449 00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:31,166 Come here, girl. 1450 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:33,125 Who are you? 1451 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,416 I'm Deadpool. 1452 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,625 And I guess you're Deadpool too. 1453 00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,750 But in here, everybody calls me Vicepool. 1454 00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,041 Oh my goodness, where 1455 00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:40,916 do you see Ladypool? 1456 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:41,666 She is gorgeous. 1457 00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:43,208 She just had a baby 1458 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:45,208 too, and I can't even tell. 1459 00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:46,041 I don't think you're 1460 00:57:46,041 --> 00:57:46,958 supposed to say that. 1461 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,500 That's okay. 1462 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:50,458 I identify as a feminist, right? 1463 00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:54,875 Are those gold-plated, 50 caliber 1464 00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:56,416 desert eagle pistoleros? 1465 00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:56,708 Of course. 1466 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:58,625 To match my ear huggy. 1467 00:57:58,958 --> 00:57:59,541 Can I have her? 1468 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:02,000 (laughs) Over my dead body. 1469 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,083 You're fun. 1470 00:58:03,541 --> 00:58:04,416 And I guess you've 1471 00:58:04,416 --> 00:58:05,708 already met Mary Puffin. 1472 00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:07,541 It's AKA Dogpool. 1473 00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:08,666 Therefore, you put your 1474 00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:10,416 hand, she's 90% G-Spy, 1475 00:58:10,416 --> 00:58:11,541 and she'll let you know it. 1476 00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:14,125 You let this little flirt out of your 1477 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:15,333 sight for one second 1478 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:17,416 and she starts shopping for a new papa. 1479 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:20,000 If you can't be a responsible pedo, 1480 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:20,583 then maybe you don't 1481 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:21,750 deserve this little unicorn. 1482 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:24,250 Guilty on all charges, your honor. 1483 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:25,791 She can't happen again. 1484 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,083 Why are you so nice? 1485 00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:28,833 It costs nothing to be kind. 1486 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,875 Shutting the fuck up is also free. 1487 00:58:30,916 --> 00:58:31,458 Got it, isn't it? 1488 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:32,000 This is Logan. 1489 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:33,500 He's usually shirtless, 1490 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,416 but he's let himself go 1491 00:58:34,416 --> 00:58:35,041 since the divorce. 1492 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:37,833 Where's her mask? 1493 00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:41,500 Come on, guys. 1494 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,125 Oh, this guy. 1495 00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:46,000 We're looking for a group of survivors. 1496 00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:47,083 Oh, they're out there. 1497 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:47,583 Yeah. 1498 00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:48,958 But Merk to Merk, you better hope 1499 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:49,500 that you don't run 1500 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,500 into the Deadpool core. 1501 00:58:50,916 --> 00:58:51,833 Yeah, they're crazy. 1502 00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:52,666 They will chop you up 1503 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:53,583 into a thousand pieces 1504 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:55,000 and hide you all over the void. 1505 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:55,500 If they could only 1506 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,000 process their childhood trauma, 1507 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,833 they'd go on one heck 1508 00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:58,666 of a healing journey. 1509 00:58:58,708 --> 00:58:59,708 Look, we're headed for the Borderlands. 1510 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,666 You know where it is? 1511 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,041 Borderlands, yeah, that's 12 clicks. 1512 00:59:03,625 --> 00:59:04,541 Do West, I can lend you 1513 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,500 my ride if you like it. 1514 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:06,333 It would be my honor. 1515 00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:09,875 (car engine revving) 1516 00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:11,666 Oh, no, no, no, no, 1517 00:59:11,666 --> 00:59:12,916 no, no, absolutely not. 1518 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:14,458 Uh-uh, what the? 1519 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,375 No, no. 1520 00:59:15,375 --> 00:59:16,375 Jettish get in the car. 1521 00:59:16,416 --> 00:59:17,125 This isn't a car. 1522 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,708 This is a Honda fucking Odyssey. 1523 00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:21,583 Throttle response sucks a cock. 1524 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:23,250 Dated infotainment system. 1525 00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,000 When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia 1526 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,291 was making a comeback, they 1527 00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:27,625 invented the Honda Odyssey 1528 00:59:27,625 --> 00:59:28,833 to compete. 1529 00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:31,750 Get in the fucking car. 1530 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:33,416 He'll get you there safe and sound. 1531 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:34,291 Oh, Betsy always does. 1532 00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,916 You're gonna have to 1533 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:38,375 give him a dog back though. 1534 00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,000 I know, listen. 1535 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:41,375 Yeah, it's child. 1536 00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:43,125 If you ever wanna give her up, 1537 00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:44,250 or if she needs a new home, 1538 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:46,000 or if something should happen to you, 1539 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,166 I'd love to be her papa. 1540 00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:49,500 Oh, whatever happened to me. 1541 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:50,708 Lots of stuff. 1542 00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:56,333 No, we're running away. 1543 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:59,291 Don't, the corn was too dense, girl. 1544 01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:01,416 Fuckers, no. 1545 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:02,500 (car door slams) 1546 01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:03,958 (car door slams) 1547 01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:07,416 Don't take me home 1548 01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:12,583 It's the damn common ice 1549 01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:15,083 It's right for your love 1550 01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:17,041 This life 1551 01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:20,250 I want to take me by hand 1552 01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:22,416 Take me somewhere new 1553 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:25,291 I don't know who you are 1554 01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:26,500 But I 1555 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:28,291 I'm with you 1556 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,208 Okay, I'm just gonna ask it. 1557 01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:33,208 What's with the suit? 1558 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:35,333 First thing I did when I flamed out, 1559 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:36,041 I took my knife. 1560 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:36,541 Drop it. 1561 01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:37,500 It's not that ugly. 1562 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,291 Stop talking about myself. 1563 01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:39,000 Did you make it yourself? 1564 01:00:39,416 --> 01:00:39,916 Been there. 1565 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:40,875 Quit now. 1566 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:41,958 The X-Men make you wear it? 1567 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:43,708 Those sons of fucking bitches. 1568 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:44,916 They are not your 1569 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:45,833 friends, I'll tell you that. 1570 01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,750 Friends don't let friends leave the house 1571 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,458 looking like they fight 1572 01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:50,083 crime for the Los Angeles Rams. 1573 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:51,166 Shut the fuck up about this. 1574 01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:52,041 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1575 01:00:52,041 --> 01:00:53,708 Watch your frown lines, angel baby. 1576 01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:54,666 I'm just trying to bond a little bit. 1577 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:55,291 Yeah, well then talk 1578 01:00:55,291 --> 01:00:56,250 about something else. 1579 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:56,791 Fine. 1580 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,791 (birds chirping) 1581 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:04,333 Stop. 1582 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:07,916 They can fix your world. 1583 01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:08,791 What's the first thing you're gonna do 1584 01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:09,708 when you get out of here? 1585 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,041 Some rubbing alcohol shots? 1586 01:01:11,041 --> 01:01:12,708 Maybe a wiper fluid chaser? 1587 01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:13,500 What did you say? 1588 01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:14,916 So when you get back, 1589 01:01:14,916 --> 01:01:15,750 what's the first thing you're gonna do? 1590 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:16,625 No, no, no, before that. 1591 01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:20,000 Yep, they can fix your world? 1592 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:21,250 (door slams) 1593 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,416 (crowd roars) 1594 01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:26,916 What do you mean if I mean-- 1595 01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:27,541 You lied to me. 1596 01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:28,791 I have a fucking clue if 1597 01:01:28,791 --> 01:01:29,750 they can help me fix things, 1598 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:30,041 do you? 1599 01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:31,250 No, I mean-- 1600 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:32,250 No, fuck! 1601 01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:33,708 Fuck! 1602 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:34,958 I didn't lie. 1603 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:35,500 You lied. 1604 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,333 No, I made an educated wish. 1605 01:01:39,375 --> 01:01:40,541 Because I need you. 1606 01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:43,500 This, this is why. 1607 01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:44,541 Right here. 1608 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:46,208 Because if we don't 1609 01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:47,000 do something, they die. 1610 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,291 I don't know anything 1611 01:01:48,291 --> 01:01:49,250 about saving worlds. 1612 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,041 Why would I even care? 1613 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,208 Because my entire world is 1614 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:54,333 right here in this picture. 1615 01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:56,458 It's only nine people, 1616 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,916 and I have no idea how to save it alone. 1617 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:01,666 I know how to fuck people up for money, 1618 01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:04,000 but you, you, know how to save them. 1619 01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:06,500 What's the other Wolverine did? 1620 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,916 (door slams) Oh, fuck! 1621 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,083 I guess I'm stuck with the worst one. 1622 01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:12,958 Did you say you made an 1623 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:15,875 educated fucking wish? 1624 01:02:16,208 --> 01:02:18,083 They call me the Merc with the Mouth. 1625 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,666 They don't call me Truthful Timmy, 1626 01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:22,458 the blowjob queen of Saskatoon. 1627 01:02:22,916 --> 01:02:23,250 (door slams) 1628 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,000 (grunts) 1629 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:26,750 One more. 1630 01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:30,291 Please give me one. 1631 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,333 Goober tutorial. 1632 01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:35,416 (screams) 1633 01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:39,375 You know what, you're a fucking joke. 1634 01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:42,916 No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. 1635 01:02:42,916 --> 01:02:43,791 Or the X-Men, they'll 1636 01:02:43,791 --> 01:02:44,750 say fuck them anyone. 1637 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,166 I mean, you are a 1638 01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:50,583 ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. 1639 01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:53,208 I have never met a 1640 01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:55,625 sadder, more attention-starved, 1641 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,500 jabbering little prick in my entire life. 1642 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,416 And that says a lot, 1643 01:02:59,416 --> 01:03:00,375 because I've been alive 1644 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,791 for more than 200 fucking years. 1645 01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:05,000 I'll tell ya, that ball 1646 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,291 chick was right about one thing. 1647 01:03:06,291 --> 01:03:08,458 You will never save the world. 1648 01:03:08,916 --> 01:03:11,333 You couldn't even save a relationship 1649 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,166 with a goddamn stripper. 1650 01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:15,000 Motherfucker, I wish I 1651 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,041 could say you'd die alone, 1652 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,500 but it's one of God's best 1653 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,375 jokes that you can't die, 1654 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:20,625 except that's on all of us. 1655 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,916 (panting) 1656 01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:27,250 You got nothing to say, mouth? 1657 01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:37,500 I'm gonna fight you now. 1658 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:40,791 Oh, boy. 1659 01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:43,166 (grunts) 1660 01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:46,291 (screams) 1661 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:51,833 How are you? 1662 01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:53,416 Back off, now, hurry. 1663 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:57,291 (grunts) 1664 01:04:00,291 --> 01:04:01,333 I'm dirty, bitch! 1665 01:04:05,583 --> 01:04:06,208 (grunts) 1666 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,875 (screams) 1667 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:11,458 (grunts) 1668 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:13,791 (grunts) 1669 01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:15,250 (grunts) 1670 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:16,458 (grunts) 1671 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:35,166 (screams) 1672 01:04:35,166 --> 01:04:35,625 No, no, no. 1673 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:37,250 (screams) 1674 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:54,666 (grunts) 1675 01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:55,291 Nice. 1676 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,416 I take it all back, the 1677 01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:02,166 Honda Odyssey fucks hard. 1678 01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:04,166 Too bad you don't needle dick. 1679 01:05:04,458 --> 01:05:06,000 Oh, we're just getting started, bubba. 1680 01:05:06,166 --> 01:05:06,958 (screams) 1681 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:12,333 (dramatic music) 1682 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:42,166 (engine revs) 1683 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:47,041 (engine revs) 1684 01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:47,625 Thor! 1685 01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:09,041 Where are we? 1686 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:12,458 No clue, but I like it here. 1687 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:19,958 (screams) 1688 01:06:19,958 --> 01:06:21,208 (screams) 1689 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:24,500 (dramatic music) 1690 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:32,708 (engine revs) 1691 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:47,875 (dramatic music) 1692 01:06:47,875 --> 01:07:08,416 (screams) (dramatic music) 1693 01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:14,125 Okay, look at you all. 1694 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:15,500 You must be the others. 1695 01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:17,041 Terrific. 1696 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:21,250 So just to refresh, you are one-- 1697 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:22,708 Elector. Elector, yes. 1698 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:23,291 Who could forget? 1699 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,958 And you, I was not 1700 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,166 expecting to see you here, 1701 01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:29,791 but you were, you know, retired. 1702 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:31,916 Retired. 1703 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:34,416 Retired. 1704 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:35,833 I'm already in the void. 1705 01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,291 I'm not trying to get canceled again. 1706 01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:38,125 I don't like you. 1707 01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:38,708 You never did. 1708 01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:42,500 And who's this succulent 1709 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,125 reminder of my own inadequacies? 1710 01:07:44,791 --> 01:07:45,416 Look at you. 1711 01:07:46,208 --> 01:07:46,833 You look like the 1712 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,208 superhero version of Hawkeye. 1713 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:50,166 The name's Remy Labo. 1714 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,791 You dare have let me know, 1715 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,666 but you can call me the gamut. 1716 01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:54,291 It's been a while 1717 01:07:54,291 --> 01:07:55,458 since I've seen Sling Blade 1718 01:07:55,666 --> 01:07:56,250 hit me again. 1719 01:07:57,583 --> 01:07:58,666 They call me the gamut. 1720 01:07:58,750 --> 01:07:59,208 Do they? 1721 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:00,458 Are you sure you didn't just really, 1722 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:01,291 really want them to, 1723 01:08:01,291 --> 01:08:02,291 but it never quite worked out? 1724 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:04,125 So would they. 1725 01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:06,000 You know, we never had 1726 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,166 a Wolverine up in here. 1727 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,666 But I can tell you now, it's just a 1728 01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:11,041 common courtesy to ask 1729 01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:12,833 before you drink up all of my liquor. 1730 01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:14,875 That's a good thing I don't give a fuck. 1731 01:08:16,041 --> 01:08:16,375 (chuckles) 1732 01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:17,666 (speaking in foreign language) 1733 01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:18,833 (glass shattering) 1734 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:23,500 So embarrassing. 1735 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:26,875 Well, now that that's settled, 1736 01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:27,708 look, we came a long 1737 01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:28,708 way to find you three. 1738 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:29,791 There's four of us. 1739 01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:30,250 There's four? 1740 01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:31,416 Wait, is it Magneto? 1741 01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:33,583 Dear sweet God in 1742 01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,750 heaven, let it be Magneto, 1743 01:08:34,791 --> 01:08:36,041 because with him, fuck! 1744 01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:36,375 He's dead. 1745 01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:37,791 Now Disney gets cheap? 1746 01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:38,541 It's like Pinocchio 1747 01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:39,708 jammed his face in my ass 1748 01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:41,250 and started lying like crazy. 1749 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:42,791 (speaking in foreign language) 1750 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:45,500 Not a single word, 1751 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:46,833 what do you do exactly? 1752 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:48,500 Charge the playing cards. 1753 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:49,791 Make them go boom. 1754 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,000 Your powers close 1755 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,041 that magic, that's good. 1756 01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:53,625 We're not totally fucked at all. 1757 01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:55,250 So who brought us here? 1758 01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:56,458 That would be me. 1759 01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:00,083 (somber music) 1760 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,416 Don't make me regret it. 1761 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,333 Holy shit, Logan, 1762 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:12,541 that's her, that's ex-23. 1763 01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:14,625 She's the one they told you about. 1764 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,250 How did you all get stuck in the void? 1765 01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:22,708 There was a knock at the door, 1766 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:24,500 TVA sent me here. 1767 01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:24,958 Me too. 1768 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:26,500 Maybe I was born here, so 1769 01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:27,500 it's hard to know for sure. 1770 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:30,041 TVA decided our universe was dying, 1771 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,125 and I never even got a 1772 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:32,458 chance to fight for it. 1773 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:37,583 People like us don't go quietly. 1774 01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:39,916 TVA knows that, so they took us out. 1775 01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:42,625 The answer is yes, I'm in. 1776 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:43,500 In what? 1777 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:44,125 A team. 1778 01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:46,666 Me, you, you and me, all of us together. 1779 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,375 Let's get the fuck out of this place. 1780 01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:50,375 Oh, listen, don't leave the fucking line. 1781 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,500 It was an educated wish! 1782 01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:53,083 Ah, look. 1783 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:56,708 We've been inside Cassandra's lair. 1784 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,333 The only way out of 1785 01:09:58,333 --> 01:09:59,625 the void is through her. 1786 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,916 She can get us home. 1787 01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:02,000 She told us. 1788 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:02,833 Wait a minute, you've been inside? 1789 01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:05,083 And you made it out alive? 1790 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:05,666 Bullshit. 1791 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:07,208 Nobody's ever done that. 1792 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:07,583 We did. 1793 01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:08,583 Every time one of us 1794 01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:09,500 is going up against her, 1795 01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:10,916 they die. 1796 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:12,750 The Punisher, the 1797 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,250 Quicksilver, the Daredevil. 1798 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:15,958 Daredevil, I'm so sorry. 1799 01:10:16,166 --> 01:10:16,541 It's fine. 1800 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:17,041 Okay. 1801 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,833 Even that sweet baby angel, Johnny Stone, 1802 01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:23,625 he up and going missing 1803 01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:25,500 like, what, two days ago? 1804 01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,916 Ah, that's so sad. 1805 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:29,791 Wherever this Johnny-keller 1806 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:31,291 is, I'm sure he's thriving. 1807 01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:33,875 Look, there's strength 1808 01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:35,083 in numbers, all right? 1809 01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:36,958 Us, plus you guys, we can 1810 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:38,083 put Cassandra over our knee 1811 01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,625 and force her to let us out of the void. 1812 01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:41,500 I know what it means to feel self-doubt. 1813 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,541 I don't feel that at all. 1814 01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:43,166 I'm good. 1815 01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:44,000 Now I get your gut like 1816 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,083 a coke duct tape work. 1817 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:45,625 It's like you're in 1818 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:46,708 the middle of my soul. 1819 01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:47,708 You guys may not have been 1820 01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:49,041 able to save your universes, 1821 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,041 but you can avenge them. 1822 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,333 It's what Johnny would have wanted. 1823 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:56,083 Wait, you knew Johnny? 1824 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:57,958 Oh yeah. 1825 01:10:58,708 --> 01:10:59,625 Dig head here, talk to 1826 01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:00,500 him, and we'll team up. 1827 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,625 When Johnny came down with 1828 01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,000 a little case of the dead. 1829 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,375 No, no, no, no, we don't know that. 1830 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:05,416 It was just a flesh wound. 1831 01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:06,666 He may have survived. 1832 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,000 If he survived that, 1833 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,416 he is praying for death. 1834 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:11,125 Thank you, Dr. Wolverine. 1835 01:11:11,541 --> 01:11:11,750 Really? 1836 01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:12,958 What you do to Johnny, huh? 1837 01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:14,500 Talk to him, I'm gonna stop you. 1838 01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:16,291 Okay, okay, hey, hey, hey. 1839 01:11:16,791 --> 01:11:18,500 Okay, he rinsed badass 1840 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:19,541 mouth about Cassandra, 1841 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,875 and she zips-zapped his skin, 1842 01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:22,958 leaving his organs to 1843 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:24,250 splash crudely under the ground 1844 01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:25,958 while the soil greedily drank his blood. 1845 01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:26,541 It was horrible. 1846 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,125 He was like a brother to me. 1847 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,625 Look, he died before he 1848 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:31,500 could make a difference, 1849 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,666 but maybe you couldn't save your world, 1850 01:11:33,875 --> 01:11:36,916 but Jesus Christ, you could save mine. 1851 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,958 I don't give a shit about your world, 1852 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,750 but if these two made 1853 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:41,750 it out of their life, 1854 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:43,166 maybe together, we could 1855 01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:44,750 get back in and take her down. 1856 01:11:44,791 --> 01:11:45,458 Where'd it come from? 1857 01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:47,666 We call that suicide, Sher. 1858 01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:49,750 If we can block her psychic powers, 1859 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:50,708 we can get a leg up. 1860 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:51,250 I know it. 1861 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:52,916 Now, I know Magneto's dead, 1862 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,500 but I venture to guess that his helmet 1863 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:57,000 is lying around her stomach. 1864 01:11:57,041 --> 01:11:58,416 Cassandra melted a helmet. 1865 01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,625 How did she kill them? 1866 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:01,416 She don't believe. 1867 01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:02,791 She knows that helmet was the only way 1868 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,208 to protect anyone from her powers. 1869 01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:05,291 The only other helmet 1870 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:06,375 that's strong is Juggernauts, 1871 01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:07,958 but he works for Cassandra. 1872 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,291 Juggernauts helmet, that's it. 1873 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:09,875 And we don't be knowing 1874 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:10,833 that it ain't coming off. 1875 01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:12,583 I'm gonna come out with it. 1876 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:13,500 I'm so sorry, beautiful, 1877 01:12:13,541 --> 01:12:14,541 how could this be gentle? 1878 01:12:14,541 --> 01:12:15,791 Who is your dialect coach? 1879 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:16,708 The minions? 1880 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,208 I feel like we're missing 1881 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:19,958 critical exposition here. 1882 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:22,666 I'm sick of this shit. 1883 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:23,500 I'm sick of hiding. 1884 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:26,166 Let's face it, our 1885 01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:27,208 world's forgot about us. 1886 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:29,458 Everyone never learned about us. 1887 01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:30,541 The heroes we were. 1888 01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,208 Lives we saved or wanted to save. 1889 01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:35,333 Maybe these two are a chance, 1890 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:36,666 (gurgling) 1891 01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:39,208 to be remembered the way we deserve. 1892 01:12:40,958 --> 01:12:41,291 Yes. 1893 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:42,916 Legacy. 1894 01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,583 Yes, yes, let this man cook. 1895 01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:48,000 This is what I'm talking about. 1896 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,250 Big slow motion, fight sad music, 1897 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,375 everybody working together. 1898 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:52,166 Who knows if you live or 1899 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,000 die, that sort of thing. 1900 01:12:53,416 --> 01:12:53,875 Who's ready? 1901 01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:54,958 I was born ready. 1902 01:12:55,541 --> 01:12:56,583 Yes, damn it. 1903 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:57,583 I ain't know my daddy, 1904 01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:58,458 but I'm sure I shot 1905 01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,375 out of his dick ready. 1906 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,458 Jesus Christ, that is graphic. 1907 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:02,500 Yeah, he was random, but 1908 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,583 he knows all about my mama 1909 01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:04,583 and I shot out there and 1910 01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:05,500 I said, "What's up, doc?" 1911 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,791 Johnny wants to love you. 1912 01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:09,916 X-23, what's it gonna be? 1913 01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:11,125 The name's Laura. 1914 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:12,750 Let's fucking go. 1915 01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:14,458 Let's fucking go. 1916 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,000 So, let's kick it and go. 1917 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,166 Yeah, we're doing this. 1918 01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:18,500 You're all fucking dead. 1919 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,083 My god, read the room. 1920 01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:33,500 I'm not looking for company. 1921 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:35,583 Get out of here. 1922 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,875 You remind me of an angry drunk name. 1923 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:41,416 Sounds like a great guy. 1924 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:41,958 It wasn't finished. 1925 01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:45,666 Showed up when it mattered the most. 1926 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:49,458 Couldn't help it. 1927 01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:54,250 You might not know it, but 1928 01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:56,375 you're a good man, Logan. 1929 01:13:57,458 --> 01:14:00,041 You might not know it, but 1930 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,041 apparently I'm the worst, 1931 01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:01,541 Logan. 1932 01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:05,375 I got to have a life because of you. 1933 01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:09,916 I got to grow up because of you. 1934 01:14:12,416 --> 01:14:13,166 A lot of kids did. 1935 01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:14,916 A lot of kids didn't 1936 01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:15,958 grow up because of me. 1937 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,458 Trust me, kid, I'm no hero. 1938 01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,166 That suit says different. 1939 01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:23,791 Yeah, what do you like it? 1940 01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:24,458 What do you like it? 1941 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:30,583 Scott used to beg me to wear it. 1942 01:14:31,166 --> 01:14:33,375 So did Gene, Storm, Beast. 1943 01:14:35,958 --> 01:14:36,791 All of them. 1944 01:14:38,208 --> 01:14:39,750 Wanted me to be part of the team. 1945 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:42,458 Told them they all 1946 01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:43,500 looked fucking ridiculous. 1947 01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:47,916 I couldn't have them 1948 01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:49,250 thinking I wanted to be there. 1949 01:14:54,833 --> 01:14:56,166 And then one day, 1950 01:14:56,166 --> 01:14:57,333 while I was off on my own, 1951 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,166 the humans came. 1952 01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:00,166 And went mutant hunting. 1953 01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:02,791 I can guess the rest. 1954 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,416 No, no, let me. 1955 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:06,291 Let me say it. 1956 01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:11,166 I need to say it. 1957 01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:14,125 By the time I stumbled 1958 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,541 on shit face from the bar, 1959 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,291 it was too late. 1960 01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:21,708 It was dead, every... 1961 01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:27,583 (dramatic music) 1962 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:29,791 This suit's all I got to 1963 01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:32,708 remind me of who they were. 1964 01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:34,250 And what I did. 1965 01:15:47,833 --> 01:15:49,083 We're headed to Cassandra's at Sohm. 1966 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,875 Have fun in my fight. 1967 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,500 We won't pull this off without you. 1968 01:16:04,208 --> 01:16:05,791 Hey, whoever you think I 1969 01:16:05,791 --> 01:16:06,875 am, you got the wrong guy. 1970 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:11,000 You were always the wrong guy. 1971 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:32,791 (dramatic music) 1972 01:16:38,041 --> 01:16:38,250 What? 1973 01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:40,000 Elias didn't get them. 1974 01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:42,083 Sonner wanted to play 1975 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,166 with them herself first. 1976 01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:44,166 They got away. 1977 01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:45,125 Did they find the others? 1978 01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:45,833 No. 1979 01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:47,166 Good, all right, you fool. 1980 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:48,708 The others found them. 1981 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,500 Oh, very cute, well done, Pyro. 1982 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:51,541 Classic baby swish, 1983 01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:52,333 you really got me there. 1984 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:52,750 Relax. 1985 01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:56,208 They come after Nova, she'll handle it. 1986 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,416 Cassandra is a lunatic wild card. 1987 01:16:58,625 --> 01:16:59,250 Why do you think we put 1988 01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,208 her there in the first place? 1989 01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:01,500 I'm told she's never 1990 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,541 chosen to leave the void. 1991 01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:04,291 The time river is 1992 01:17:04,291 --> 01:17:05,500 hours away from completion. 1993 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:06,833 I can't take any chances. 1994 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:08,875 Maybe not, but I can. 1995 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,208 For a price. 1996 01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:11,333 Why do you have to say 1997 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:12,250 it, that silly voice? 1998 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,291 It's so icky. 1999 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:14,458 You want it done or not? 2000 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,000 All right, your price, take her out. 2001 01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:18,708 Mutants. 2002 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:19,833 Woo! 2003 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:21,458 Bring them out, bring them out 2004 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:22,875 Bring them out, bring them out 2005 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:24,291 It's hard to yell when 2006 01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:25,541 the bad rails in your mouth 2007 01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:25,916 Come on 2008 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:28,083 Bring them out, bring them out 2009 01:17:28,416 --> 01:17:30,458 Hey Bring them out, bring them out 2010 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,458 Yeah, if you keep coming 2011 01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:32,708 live, I'm gonna be happy 2012 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,125 Heard the night light go 2013 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,541 bright, would that be both 2014 01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:37,666 Baby, stay warm, see by me 2015 01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:39,458 The whole city gets a little dirty 2016 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,333 Look at that, yeah. 2017 01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:43,666 See them big old hands coming through? 2018 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:44,125 Is there not a 2019 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:45,291 one-hundred-nothing inside? 2020 01:17:45,291 --> 01:17:46,583 What Gambit's trying to say 2021 01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,125 is getting Juggernaut's helmet 2022 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:49,458 ain't gonna be easy. 2023 01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:50,958 I'm just making stuff up with this. 2024 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,083 Yeah, tilt up to blame. 2025 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:52,708 Run! 2026 01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:53,166 This is 2027 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:53,958 the same thing to Philly, 2028 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:54,875 I haven't heard any checks. 2029 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:55,708 I don't think you should. 2030 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,625 I don't think you should. 2031 01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:58,791 Where do you get that little beauty? 2032 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,250 That's the one that shares 18 floors. 2033 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:02,333 What's the punishment? 2034 01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:03,750 There's been like five of them. 2035 01:18:03,916 --> 01:18:05,000 There's only been one blade. 2036 01:18:05,875 --> 01:18:07,291 There's only ever gonna be one blade. 2037 01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:08,208 Bring them out, go on the 2038 01:18:08,208 --> 01:18:09,500 last show, better than last 2039 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:11,125 I got a one-hundred-nothing inside 2040 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:12,875 Bring them out, bring them out 2041 01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:18,583 Bring them out, bring them out 2042 01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:21,208 Bring them out, bring them out 2043 01:18:21,625 --> 01:18:22,000 Bring them out, bring them out 2044 01:18:22,416 --> 01:18:23,416 Bring them out, bring them out 2045 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:51,708 (engine revs) You better get on your wheel 2046 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:53,708 You're my master 2047 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:56,291 Boy Who's a Portuguese 2048 01:18:56,291 --> 01:18:57,500 teacher 2049 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:05,625 You better be ready to laughable 2050 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:06,375 I made my way You're aoop You're aoop And I can't stay 2051 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:07,041 gloves and jeans 2052 01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:11,791 My name is 2053 01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:18,416 (dramatic music) 2054 01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:21,125 Oh, this is gonna be good. 2055 01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:22,791 You know how long I've 2056 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:23,625 been waiting for this? 2057 01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:25,166 Whoo, I'm about to make 2058 01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:26,416 a name for myself here. 2059 01:19:26,791 --> 01:19:27,416 I don't think you 2060 01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:28,625 guys walk away from this. 2061 01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:29,750 You just make sure people know what 2062 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:30,458 happened here today. 2063 01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:31,666 When you get out of here, 2064 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:32,875 you have a drink for me, yeah? 2065 01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,666 You'll stay without six, get inside. 2066 01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:36,583 We'll make sure you get the package. 2067 01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:38,833 And we'll get our ending. 2068 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:42,041 (dramatic music) 2069 01:19:47,458 --> 01:19:56,166 (dramatic music) 2070 01:19:56,166 --> 01:20:01,875 (screaming) 2071 01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:19,000 (dramatic music) 2072 01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:49,000 (dramatic music) 2073 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:18,708 (screaming) 2074 01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:22,958 Some motherfucker's still 2075 01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:24,083 trying to hide skate up here. 2076 01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:27,041 (screaming) 2077 01:21:31,083 --> 01:21:33,000 You two escaping I could live with, 2078 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:35,750 but coming back, willingly. 2079 01:21:37,916 --> 01:21:39,125 Boys are so silly. 2080 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:40,666 I just need to get home. 2081 01:21:40,916 --> 01:21:42,916 Well, that's not on the menu, I'm afraid. 2082 01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:44,833 It's death or 2083 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:46,750 enslavement, and a cart, of course. 2084 01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:47,583 Up to the-- 2085 01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:49,250 (screaming) 2086 01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:55,208 Finally, it's nice to give 2087 01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:56,583 someone else a chance to talk. 2088 01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:57,875 Not my strength, sir. 2089 01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:02,625 (screaming) 2090 01:22:02,625 --> 01:22:02,875 (screaming) 2091 01:22:13,458 --> 01:22:15,541 (screaming) 2092 01:22:16,750 --> 01:22:17,500 Should've known I'd die. 2093 01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:26,250 (screaming) 2094 01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:38,666 Adios, Ben Nihon. 2095 01:22:39,208 --> 01:22:40,791 (screaming) 2096 01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:43,166 You are an interesting one, aren't you? 2097 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:45,500 I do feel like you get 2098 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:47,041 lost behind all of this. 2099 01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:49,583 (humming) 2100 01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:51,666 Deadpools are a dime a 2101 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:52,791 dozen here in the void. 2102 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:58,541 But you, what's going on in here? 2103 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:01,416 (growling) 2104 01:23:09,166 --> 01:23:11,125 (screaming) 2105 01:23:12,666 --> 01:23:13,125 Interesting. 2106 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:17,083 How are they selected back here? 2107 01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:18,583 Behind the anchor. 2108 01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:24,958 You're hiding from them, 2109 01:23:25,916 --> 01:23:27,916 from all the ones you let down. 2110 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,666 So much pain. 2111 01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:35,208 I walked away. 2112 01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:39,500 They called after me and I walked away. 2113 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:41,625 I always do. 2114 01:23:42,416 --> 01:23:42,958 I know. 2115 01:23:45,458 --> 01:23:48,041 That's not all you did, is it? 2116 01:23:50,041 --> 01:23:50,250 (growling) 2117 01:23:51,875 --> 01:23:54,916 You found them, the X-Men? 2118 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,000 Dead. 2119 01:24:01,333 --> 01:24:01,500 Dead? 2120 01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:05,208 But I would. 2121 01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,125 What did you do? 2122 01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:14,000 I started killing and I couldn't stop. 2123 01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:15,333 I didn't want to stop. 2124 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:19,458 All those bad men. 2125 01:24:23,666 --> 01:24:24,958 It's not just the bad ones. 2126 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:27,750 My little animal. 2127 01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:31,583 I turned the whole 2128 01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:33,416 world against the X-Men. 2129 01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:41,166 I just was. 2130 01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:44,833 I want to be the man 2131 01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:46,083 that Charles Stoker was. 2132 01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:51,208 Logan, in the void you 2133 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:51,875 can be, hold to you all. 2134 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:57,333 I just want to be free. 2135 01:24:58,625 --> 01:25:00,291 I can set you free. 2136 01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:24,916 I can silence all those voices. I've got you. 2137 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:27,958 I've got you. 2138 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:31,958 I got you. 2139 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:38,416 (screaming) 2140 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:43,791 You're gonna send us home 2141 01:25:43,791 --> 01:25:44,750 where I'm gonna twist 2142 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:45,750 your fucking head off. 2143 01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:46,708 Why are you laughing? 2144 01:25:47,458 --> 01:25:49,500 I can't send you unless you 2145 01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,041 get this thing off my head. 2146 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:53,250 And as soon as you do that, 2147 01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:54,625 I'm going to boil your 2148 01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:56,000 brains on an atomic level 2149 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,500 whilst flicking my bean 2150 01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,125 to the end of your box set. 2151 01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:00,458 This end of your box set? 2152 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:03,000 Either you kill me or I kill you. 2153 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,125 Both wonderful options. 2154 01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:06,916 You want me to do it? 2155 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:08,541 No, Hollywood. 2156 01:26:08,541 --> 01:26:09,291 I have her net right 2157 01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:10,791 here, it's really no problem. 2158 01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:11,458 You'll screw it up. 2159 01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:13,041 Oh come on, Mr. PT-13 2160 01:26:13,041 --> 01:26:14,000 except the last one. 2161 01:26:15,041 --> 01:26:15,625 What the fuck? 2162 01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:18,583 No, no, no. 2163 01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:20,500 You have no idea what it's like. 2164 01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:23,500 Day after day, shovel the shit. 2165 01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,000 Fetch the meats. 2166 01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,416 I have spent my entire-- 2167 01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:28,416 Steven! 2168 01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:31,541 Not everyone gets a speech. 2169 01:26:33,958 --> 01:26:34,625 She's gonna die. 2170 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:35,708 Okay, hey, hey, if I 2171 01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:36,500 take this helmet off, 2172 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,166 you promise you won't kill us. 2173 01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:41,000 I promise I will kill you first. 2174 01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:42,625 Why are you like this? 2175 01:26:42,916 --> 01:26:43,833 I wish I knew. 2176 01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:44,875 Take it off. 2177 01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:45,708 What? 2178 01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:46,208 Take it off. 2179 01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:46,916 Why? 2180 01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:47,333 Just take it off. 2181 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:49,083 This is our only chance to fix our shit. 2182 01:26:49,166 --> 01:26:49,625 Take it off! 2183 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:53,166 I am wearing a suit. 2184 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,875 And that means a lot of things, 2185 01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:59,166 but most of all, it means I'm an X-Man. 2186 01:27:00,750 --> 01:27:01,625 And I know your brother. 2187 01:27:04,208 --> 01:27:05,958 As much as I'm gonna fucking kill you, 2188 01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:06,875 every bone in my body 2189 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:08,166 must fucking kill you. 2190 01:27:08,541 --> 01:27:09,708 He would not let me 2191 01:27:09,708 --> 01:27:11,416 stand here and watch you die. 2192 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:14,625 To Ganzhoff. 2193 01:27:16,916 --> 01:27:17,541 This is for him. 2194 01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:20,916 This is for Charles. 2195 01:27:24,291 --> 01:27:30,666 (dramatic music) 2196 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,208 Don't you dare do it like Johnny. 2197 01:27:40,958 --> 01:27:41,833 My brother loved you. 2198 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:44,666 He loved all of us? 2199 01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:48,875 Hmm. Must be nice. 2200 01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:51,166 He would have loved you too. 2201 01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:55,375 If he knew about you, 2202 01:27:57,333 --> 01:27:58,875 if he knew where you were, 2203 01:27:58,875 --> 01:27:59,541 he would have torn a 2204 01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:00,875 hole in the fucking universe 2205 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,000 to bring you home. 2206 01:28:06,041 --> 01:28:06,750 This is for him. 2207 01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:09,541 At least let us save his. 2208 01:28:12,125 --> 01:28:13,083 No, I'm not gonna say that. 2209 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,625 I'm not gonna say that. You wanna hear something crazy? 2210 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:19,000 And I'm a cheer magician 2211 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,041 who rolled through here 2212 01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:20,750 a while back. 2213 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:22,916 I killed him, of course, 2214 01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:25,916 wore his skin around for four days. 2215 01:28:27,291 --> 01:28:30,916 But I felt this little trinket 2216 01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:33,625 on his lovely fingers. 2217 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:35,125 Strange. 2218 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:39,625 Very sparkly circle. 2219 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:40,500 What is that? 2220 01:28:41,375 --> 01:28:42,625 This is your way home. 2221 01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:45,375 I do owe you for saving my life, 2222 01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:46,750 but let's keep things interesting. 2223 01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:48,833 I'd say you have about four seconds 2224 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,083 before your life's through. 2225 01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:55,666 Race you. 2226 01:29:01,416 --> 01:29:03,875 I'll be seeing you 2227 01:29:05,291 --> 01:29:07,750 In all the old familiar 2228 01:29:08,666 --> 01:29:09,083 I'll answer 2229 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:11,833 You got this heart 2230 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:14,958 Embrace you 2231 01:29:16,166 --> 01:29:17,083 All day through 2232 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:24,083 In that small cafe 2233 01:29:26,458 --> 01:29:29,583 Your trash can wait 2234 01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:35,000 And the jungle is here so 2235 01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:37,708 The jungle is waiting 2236 01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:40,208 We shall know 2237 01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:45,875 I'll be seeing you 2238 01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:51,000 In every lovely summer's day 2239 01:29:51,791 --> 01:29:56,041 I'll find you in the morning sun 2240 01:29:57,041 --> 01:30:00,541 And when the night is through 2241 01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:07,208 I'll be looking at the moon 2242 01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:15,083 But I'll be seeing you 2243 01:30:19,416 --> 01:30:21,416 As I guess, we got a standard three year 2244 01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:22,541 bummer to bummer warranty. 2245 01:30:22,916 --> 01:30:24,250 Glad you gave us a second chance. 2246 01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:26,416 And don't worry, Wade and I are a team, 2247 01:30:26,416 --> 01:30:27,500 so I'll see you again after-- 2248 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:29,333 (gun fires) 2249 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:32,708 That feels like a 2250 01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:34,708 fucking kid car, wasn't it? 2251 01:30:34,958 --> 01:30:35,125 Oh. 2252 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:39,166 Holy shit, that's Deadpool. 2253 01:30:40,208 --> 01:30:40,750 That's Wolverine. 2254 01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:41,875 You damn straight it is. 2255 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,125 Fox killed him. 2256 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:44,083 Disney brought him back. 2257 01:30:44,083 --> 01:30:44,666 They're gonna make him 2258 01:30:44,666 --> 01:30:45,833 do this till he's 90. 2259 01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:47,000 Let's go. 2260 01:30:48,250 --> 01:30:49,125 I'll clock you out. 2261 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,000 Forever. 2262 01:30:51,791 --> 01:30:52,041 Forever. 2263 01:31:00,041 --> 01:31:00,875 Wakey wakey. 2264 01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:01,708 Okay. 2265 01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:06,541 Now you put all these bullets in my belly 2266 01:31:06,541 --> 01:31:08,916 and I'm gonna find out why. 2267 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:10,291 Whoa, whoa! 2268 01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:12,500 How'd you say it? 2269 01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:13,958 You don't have to 2270 01:31:13,958 --> 01:31:15,333 stick your fingers in me. 2271 01:31:15,625 --> 01:31:17,416 Jesus, just ask sometimes. 2272 01:31:18,333 --> 01:31:18,708 Fine. 2273 01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:20,833 Really? 2274 01:31:22,083 --> 01:31:22,750 Hands and pockets. 2275 01:31:24,958 --> 01:31:25,791 A guy named Herodox. 2276 01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:28,000 He said he'd give me out of the void. 2277 01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,833 All I know is he works for the TVA. 2278 01:31:30,291 --> 01:31:30,750 The TVA? 2279 01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:31,500 You didn't agree with him. 2280 01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:32,458 I didn't agree with him. 2281 01:31:32,708 --> 01:31:34,000 I don't think this guy cares. 2282 01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:36,416 Huh, he will. 2283 01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:39,000 Hey people, how much longer 2284 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,375 before the time repper is active? 2285 01:31:40,666 --> 01:31:42,083 We're running the final safety checks. 2286 01:31:42,791 --> 01:31:43,833 Oh, okay, all right, 2287 01:31:43,833 --> 01:31:44,666 thanks for all your hard work, 2288 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:45,291 Ralph, take a jump. 2289 01:31:45,916 --> 01:31:46,000 Really? 2290 01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:48,000 No, you drooling boob. 2291 01:31:48,333 --> 01:31:49,458 No, we have company, 2292 01:31:49,708 --> 01:31:50,625 cancel the safety checks. 2293 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,166 We need to be live now. 2294 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:54,000 Oh, I saved you so much. 2295 01:31:56,791 --> 01:31:58,833 No, stop, piss off, you're too late. 2296 01:31:59,166 --> 01:31:59,708 Fucking done. 2297 01:32:00,083 --> 01:32:00,916 I was more crying. 2298 01:32:01,458 --> 01:32:02,583 How dare you? 2299 01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:04,208 No one comes back from the void. 2300 01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:05,750 Tell that to Cassandra Nolva. 2301 01:32:15,375 --> 01:32:16,625 Peridox, we have a problem. 2302 01:32:20,166 --> 01:32:20,666 Peridox? 2303 01:32:23,291 --> 01:32:24,625 When you are dourier than 2304 01:32:24,625 --> 01:32:25,625 you looked in Peridox's head, 2305 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,125 you tried to kill me. 2306 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:28,458 I literally have no idea. 2307 01:32:29,708 --> 01:32:32,625 I'm the king, you better kill the king. 2308 01:32:33,041 --> 01:32:34,791 Oh, welcome to the 2309 01:32:34,791 --> 01:32:36,291 skull fuck club, Peridox. 2310 01:32:36,625 --> 01:32:38,666 You know she doesn't wash that ass. 2311 01:32:39,041 --> 01:32:41,041 Oh, what's this? 2312 01:32:43,125 --> 01:32:45,333 A time repper, a naughty boy. 2313 01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:46,708 Oh no, we're on it, we're gonna head down 2314 01:32:46,708 --> 01:32:48,000 and dismantle that thing now. 2315 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,000 We got you, boo, you just 2316 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:49,875 keep playing those keys. 2317 01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:52,000 I don't want to destroy it. 2318 01:32:52,625 --> 01:32:53,916 I want to use it. 2319 01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:55,958 Now shoot, mommy and daddy 2320 01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:56,666 are having a conversation. 2321 01:32:57,250 --> 01:32:59,625 (screaming) 2322 01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,875 You know the funny things? 2323 01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:06,875 I was happy in the void. 2324 01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:09,625 You sent no trash to me, 2325 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:10,958 the life that I cleaned it up. 2326 01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:13,000 Everyone was happy. 2327 01:33:14,083 --> 01:33:15,083 And you had to go and 2328 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:16,791 piss on my side of the front. 2329 01:33:17,375 --> 01:33:19,125 And so now the fence must come down. 2330 01:33:20,416 --> 01:33:21,916 I'm going to use a little time repper 2331 01:33:22,500 --> 01:33:24,083 and I'm going to destroy this universe 2332 01:33:25,125 --> 01:33:27,875 and the next and the next and the next 2333 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,416 until all that's left is done. 2334 01:33:31,708 --> 01:33:33,375 And I get to pray God. 2335 01:33:34,125 --> 01:33:34,583 Come on. 2336 01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:37,125 Now, who are going to show me how to use 2337 01:33:37,125 --> 01:33:38,416 this fancy gadget of yours? 2338 01:33:38,625 --> 01:33:40,208 Don't worry, I've called some friends 2339 01:33:40,208 --> 01:33:41,666 and they sure were not disturbed. 2340 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:46,375 Sorry to bother, madam, 2341 01:33:46,375 --> 01:33:47,541 but there's something you need to see. 2342 01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:49,791 We're getting indications of an 2343 01:33:49,791 --> 01:33:50,791 unsanctioned time repper 2344 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,708 activating on Earth 1005. 2345 01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:55,916 Whose district is that? 2346 01:33:57,416 --> 01:33:57,625 Paradox. 2347 01:34:07,166 --> 01:34:10,000 Well, thank you so much 2348 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:10,958 for your help, darling. 2349 01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:13,583 God, good to get out of that head. 2350 01:34:13,916 --> 01:34:15,125 What a mess. 2351 01:34:23,791 --> 01:34:24,000 Stop. 2352 01:34:24,666 --> 01:34:25,208 Let's give it a beat 2353 01:34:25,208 --> 01:34:26,083 for the extra stick-lear. 2354 01:34:26,583 --> 01:34:27,541 Go, go, go, go. 2355 01:34:27,916 --> 01:34:28,500 Oh my God. 2356 01:34:33,791 --> 01:34:35,875 Oh my God. 2357 01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:43,083 It's gone. 2358 01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:46,541 It's gone. 2359 01:34:46,833 --> 01:34:47,458 Come on, girl. 2360 01:34:54,791 --> 01:34:56,041 Come on, girl. 2361 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:12,833 My girl, we don't have to 2362 01:35:12,833 --> 01:35:14,625 be a car ever, ever again. 2363 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:15,791 Never, ever again. 2364 01:35:16,083 --> 01:35:16,291 Sorry. 2365 01:35:16,583 --> 01:35:16,791 Fuck. 2366 01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:20,000 What's cafe gratitude doing here? 2367 01:35:20,250 --> 01:35:21,166 Sorry about that. 2368 01:35:21,458 --> 01:35:23,083 Tremble nut, sweet Mary Evans. 2369 01:35:23,833 --> 01:35:24,708 Oh, that's a little... 2370 01:35:25,333 --> 01:35:25,916 Come here, girl. 2371 01:35:26,083 --> 01:35:26,541 Papazia. 2372 01:35:26,541 --> 01:35:27,541 Hey, do not insult 2373 01:35:27,541 --> 01:35:28,791 this animal's autonomy. 2374 01:35:29,583 --> 01:35:31,375 She can decide who her papa is. 2375 01:35:31,833 --> 01:35:32,833 What's it gonna be, girl, huh? 2376 01:35:33,083 --> 01:35:33,791 Original recipe? 2377 01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:35,500 Or then milder here. 2378 01:35:35,958 --> 01:35:36,625 Oh, it's funny. 2379 01:35:37,208 --> 01:35:38,958 I can gently tap the fourth wall too. 2380 01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:40,000 The proposal. 2381 01:35:42,583 --> 01:35:43,291 The fuck was that? 2382 01:35:43,791 --> 01:35:45,125 Bitch, you think that's what I do? 2383 01:35:45,250 --> 01:35:46,000 Both of you, shut up. 2384 01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:48,000 You smell something? 2385 01:35:48,583 --> 01:35:49,083 Yeah, you. 2386 01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:53,291 A lot of you. 2387 01:36:06,916 --> 01:36:07,625 Don't you know a lot 2388 01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:08,625 of Deadpools over there? 2389 01:36:20,791 --> 01:36:21,666 That's bad. 2390 01:36:43,916 --> 01:36:45,458 I take it they're not friendly. 2391 01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:46,458 Goodness, no. 2392 01:36:46,666 --> 01:36:47,666 Sorry about this, boys. 2393 01:36:47,916 --> 01:36:48,375 Mission over. 2394 01:36:48,416 --> 01:36:50,041 Cause of death, 100. 2395 01:36:50,291 --> 01:36:51,625 Kill thirsty Deadpools. 2396 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:53,625 They're dumb, but they can fight. 2397 01:36:54,083 --> 01:36:54,833 Not me though. 2398 01:36:54,833 --> 01:36:55,958 I'd love to get in the mix, 2399 01:36:55,958 --> 01:36:57,125 but I have low bone density 2400 01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:58,791 and I have to keep my face safe. 2401 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:00,416 Hold please. 2402 01:37:00,750 --> 01:37:01,083 Oh, okay. 2403 01:37:01,083 --> 01:37:01,708 All right, look. 2404 01:37:02,916 --> 01:37:03,291 Guys! 2405 01:37:05,166 --> 01:37:06,333 Deadpool Prime here. 2406 01:37:07,125 --> 01:37:08,375 Our fight isn't with you. 2407 01:37:08,375 --> 01:37:09,750 Hey, when I want your opinions, 2408 01:37:10,083 --> 01:37:11,166 I'll take Wolverine's 2409 01:37:11,166 --> 01:37:12,291 dick out of your mouth. 2410 01:37:12,333 --> 01:37:13,875 That's Kidpool, she's the dirtiest. 2411 01:37:14,125 --> 01:37:15,000 Can we just be done? 2412 01:37:15,208 --> 01:37:17,166 Ooh, we're just getting started. 2413 01:37:17,208 --> 01:37:17,750 No, no, no, no, no. 2414 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,166 With the whole multiverse thing. 2415 01:37:21,750 --> 01:37:22,375 It's not great. 2416 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:24,125 It's just been miss 2417 01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:27,791 after miss after miss. 2418 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,583 Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first 2419 01:37:30,583 --> 01:37:31,750 and they did it best. 2420 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:34,375 The gays knew it, but we didn't listen. 2421 01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:38,000 Let's just take the L and move on. 2422 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:38,666 I think it's been 2423 01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:40,291 steadily great since Endgame. 2424 01:37:40,541 --> 01:37:42,000 What are you talking about? 2425 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,583 The multiverse is over. 2426 01:37:43,583 --> 01:37:44,750 Sandy gonna destroy the 2427 01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:46,000 fuck out of every time. 2428 01:37:46,958 --> 01:37:48,291 I don't care to do shit about it. 2429 01:37:48,291 --> 01:37:48,958 Do you not get it? 2430 01:37:49,208 --> 01:37:49,750 If we don't get out of 2431 01:37:49,750 --> 01:37:50,625 the subway, it's stopped 2432 01:37:50,625 --> 01:37:51,666 or we all die. 2433 01:37:51,708 --> 01:37:52,458 Say the boss lady 2434 01:37:52,458 --> 01:37:53,750 don't want no disturbance. 2435 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,208 You wanna get down to the subway? 2436 01:37:55,541 --> 01:37:56,791 You gotta go through what? 2437 01:37:56,875 --> 01:37:57,875 Lizzy time, baby. 2438 01:37:58,375 --> 01:37:59,125 Lizzy time, baby. 2439 01:37:59,375 --> 01:37:59,833 Look alive. 2440 01:38:02,708 --> 01:38:03,416 (gun fires) 2441 01:38:08,541 --> 01:38:10,458 I think I'm hit. 2442 01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:12,458 Oh shit, you did that on purpose. 2443 01:38:12,708 --> 01:38:13,875 I did no such thing. 2444 01:38:14,208 --> 01:38:14,833 Listen to me, gorgeous. 2445 01:38:15,375 --> 01:38:15,875 How long does it take 2446 01:38:15,875 --> 01:38:16,500 for you to regenerate? 2447 01:38:17,208 --> 01:38:17,833 Regenerate? 2448 01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:25,375 You really are God's 2449 01:38:25,375 --> 01:38:26,458 perfect idiot, aren't you? 2450 01:38:26,458 --> 01:38:26,750 I'm okay. 2451 01:38:27,083 --> 01:38:28,166 How dare you, you 2452 01:38:28,166 --> 01:38:29,666 insensitive son of a bitch. 2453 01:38:29,958 --> 01:38:30,625 How was I supposed to 2454 01:38:30,625 --> 01:38:31,750 know he doesn't regenerate? 2455 01:38:32,041 --> 01:38:33,083 I'm not a medicine woman. 2456 01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:34,791 Look, a donut cart. 2457 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:36,083 They're practically hospitals. 2458 01:38:36,375 --> 01:38:37,916 They sell portable triage units. 2459 01:38:37,958 --> 01:38:38,250 I know. 2460 01:38:38,291 --> 01:38:39,166 I'm gonna get you to safety. 2461 01:38:39,458 --> 01:38:40,000 Please, Papa. 2462 01:38:40,083 --> 01:38:40,416 Deep breath. 2463 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:42,500 (engine revs) 2464 01:38:45,333 --> 01:38:47,083 (engine revs) 2465 01:38:49,541 --> 01:38:51,416 Hey, where are we stopping? 2466 01:38:51,833 --> 01:38:52,875 Just catching my breath. 2467 01:38:53,125 --> 01:38:54,250 Are your legs on vacation? 2468 01:38:54,791 --> 01:38:55,541 You're dead weight. 2469 01:38:56,083 --> 01:38:57,250 Just because I'm paralyzed. 2470 01:38:57,583 --> 01:38:58,750 We all have problems. 2471 01:38:58,958 --> 01:38:59,500 Listen to me. 2472 01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:00,666 You're gonna live. 2473 01:39:01,958 --> 01:39:02,708 Look at me, nice call. 2474 01:39:07,333 --> 01:39:08,000 Here, come over here. 2475 01:39:09,083 --> 01:39:09,708 Say it. 2476 01:39:10,833 --> 01:39:11,583 I'm gonna live. 2477 01:39:12,625 --> 01:39:13,375 Say it with me. 2478 01:39:14,083 --> 01:39:14,916 You're gonna live. 2479 01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:15,583 You're gonna live. 2480 01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:17,250 Ha ha. 2481 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,958 Say it with me. 2482 01:39:20,416 --> 01:39:21,333 I'm gonna live. 2483 01:39:28,375 --> 01:39:31,375 Hold your fire. 2484 01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:34,583 Sweet little puppy. 2485 01:39:44,083 --> 01:39:45,333 (dog barks) 2486 01:39:46,583 --> 01:39:48,000 I don't think he's gonna make it. 2487 01:39:48,833 --> 01:39:50,166 God, he loved his face. 2488 01:39:50,958 --> 01:39:52,750 I could taste his final thought. 2489 01:39:53,291 --> 01:39:54,250 He was so afraid. 2490 01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:55,875 But he died a hero. 2491 01:39:56,125 --> 01:39:58,083 He died from murder, you dumb fuck. 2492 01:39:58,083 --> 01:39:59,458 All I have to remember him by 2493 01:40:00,958 --> 01:40:02,875 are these two gold-plated, 2494 01:40:02,875 --> 01:40:04,541 50 caliber desert eagle pistol arrows. 2495 01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:05,750 This is for him. 2496 01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:07,125 Are you ready? 2497 01:40:08,166 --> 01:40:09,583 I get to kill 100 youths. 2498 01:40:10,458 --> 01:40:11,166 Fuck you, I'm ready. 2499 01:40:12,583 --> 01:40:14,000 You don't wanna see this, bro. 2500 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,083 That's a good girl. 2501 01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:18,541 (dramatic music) 2502 01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:22,583 Life is a mystery 2503 01:40:24,041 --> 01:40:27,958 Everyone must stand alone 2504 01:40:28,375 --> 01:40:32,541 I hear you cry my name 2505 01:40:33,583 --> 01:40:36,750 And it feels like 2506 01:40:38,208 --> 01:40:39,500 I'm home 2507 01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:45,541 (dramatic music) 2508 01:40:52,208 --> 01:40:53,041 Holy shit. 2509 01:40:53,791 --> 01:40:54,333 You saved the good 2510 01:40:54,333 --> 01:40:55,500 stuff for special occasions? 2511 01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:56,791 Killing mostly. 2512 01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:58,458 What's the wind resistance 2513 01:40:58,458 --> 01:40:59,750 on those blowjob headings? 2514 01:41:01,333 --> 01:41:03,000 Sorry, just a gatty 2515 01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:03,791 picture, but I'm jealous. 2516 01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:05,375 All right, let's do this. 2517 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:06,833 Maximum effort. 2518 01:41:07,333 --> 01:41:09,000 (dramatic music) 2519 01:41:11,583 --> 01:41:16,625 (wind blowing) 2520 01:41:19,041 --> 01:41:20,708 When I go back to 2521 01:41:21,208 --> 01:41:22,708 Suck a little bit 2522 01:41:23,208 --> 01:41:24,375 I've got so many 2523 01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:27,125 I'm gonna take you back 2524 01:41:27,458 --> 01:41:28,750 And leave my head 2525 01:41:29,375 --> 01:41:31,083 I can feel your bones 2526 01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:33,041 Just now, oh yeah 2527 01:41:33,250 --> 01:41:35,500 You know I'll take you back 2528 01:41:35,625 --> 01:41:37,000 I see you 2529 01:41:37,083 --> 01:41:39,833 I'm gonna take you back 2530 01:41:40,041 --> 01:41:42,791 (dramatic music) 2531 01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:11,958 You know you just don't know 2532 01:42:12,541 --> 01:42:14,083 You know I'll take you back 2533 01:42:14,375 --> 01:42:15,000 What the fuck? 2534 01:42:16,208 --> 01:42:17,083 I wish I would have. 2535 01:42:17,916 --> 01:42:19,000 (dramatic music) 2536 01:42:19,041 --> 01:42:22,750 I'm gonna take you back 2537 01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:25,041 Just now, oh yeah 2538 01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:35,000 When I go back to 2539 01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:39,583 I'm gonna take you back 2540 01:42:40,583 --> 01:42:43,833 I'm gonna take you back 2541 01:42:43,833 --> 01:42:46,708 I'm gonna take you back 2542 01:42:52,666 --> 01:42:53,291 (dramatic music) (crashing) 2543 01:42:53,458 --> 01:42:56,375 Come on, I blew it. 2544 01:42:56,791 --> 01:42:57,791 After all that, the only 2545 01:42:57,791 --> 01:42:58,583 thing you're gonna remember 2546 01:42:58,583 --> 01:43:00,333 is that god-awful dismount. 2547 01:43:01,375 --> 01:43:02,375 (squeaking) 2548 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,208 What are you laughing at, little fucker? 2549 01:43:08,833 --> 01:43:09,125 Oh no. 2550 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:15,208 I guess these ones regenerate. 2551 01:43:17,708 --> 01:43:19,875 Come on, we have time for this. 2552 01:43:20,375 --> 01:43:22,291 Dead fools, stand down. 2553 01:43:23,125 --> 01:43:25,500 (dramatic music) 2554 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:31,041 (crashing) 2555 01:43:33,083 --> 01:43:34,625 This dead fool's with me. 2556 01:43:34,875 --> 01:43:35,541 Oh no. 2557 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:37,041 Holy shit. 2558 01:43:37,208 --> 01:43:38,000 That's fucking Peter. 2559 01:43:39,958 --> 01:43:40,000 (screaming) 2560 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,375 Wait, you guys know Peter? 2561 01:43:43,833 --> 01:43:44,583 Are you kidding me? 2562 01:43:44,583 --> 01:43:45,833 Every dead fool has a Peter. 2563 01:43:46,041 --> 01:43:48,125 Shit, Peter's a god damn legend 2564 01:43:48,125 --> 01:43:49,625 in every dead fool's world. 2565 01:43:49,958 --> 01:43:50,375 Give me something. 2566 01:43:51,541 --> 01:43:52,916 (screaming) 2567 01:43:55,541 --> 01:44:07,541 (dramatic music) 2568 01:44:07,541 --> 01:44:08,458 Enjoy my Peter. 2569 01:44:10,666 --> 01:44:13,250 (dramatic music) 2570 01:44:25,541 --> 01:44:27,166 (crashing) 2571 01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:37,458 Oh, now you're here. 2572 01:44:37,458 --> 01:44:39,250 Oh well, you're too late, it's all over. 2573 01:44:39,250 --> 01:44:40,083 Not yet, it's not. 2574 01:44:40,125 --> 01:44:41,500 No, no, no, no, but we're very close. 2575 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,041 Homestretch, folks, promise. 2576 01:44:43,458 --> 01:44:44,750 Quick, let's have the steaks. 2577 01:44:45,041 --> 01:44:46,291 If she steals the time represented, 2578 01:44:46,541 --> 01:44:47,708 she has the power to shred 2579 01:44:47,708 --> 01:44:49,041 the fabric of all the realities 2580 01:44:49,041 --> 01:44:50,666 until there is nothing left but the void. 2581 01:44:51,041 --> 01:44:51,875 How do we shut it down? 2582 01:44:52,416 --> 01:44:52,750 I don't know. 2583 01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:53,666 (crashing) 2584 01:44:56,208 --> 01:44:57,916 The mask is really intimidating, huh? 2585 01:44:57,916 --> 01:44:58,583 It's like Batman 2586 01:44:58,583 --> 01:44:59,916 except he can move his neck. 2587 01:44:59,958 --> 01:45:01,916 Okay, look, look, look, look, look. 2588 01:45:02,541 --> 01:45:02,666 (crashing) 2589 01:45:02,666 --> 01:45:03,833 The Ripper is fed from a 2590 01:45:03,833 --> 01:45:05,041 secure chamber below ground. 2591 01:45:05,333 --> 01:45:06,625 It is powered by twin 2592 01:45:06,625 --> 01:45:08,375 matter and antimatter feeds 2593 01:45:08,458 --> 01:45:09,625 converging inside the device. 2594 01:45:09,625 --> 01:45:10,875 Now Cassandra Nova is 2595 01:45:10,875 --> 01:45:12,041 redirecting the Ripper's power 2596 01:45:12,041 --> 01:45:12,916 to eliminate all 2597 01:45:12,916 --> 01:45:14,416 timelines, starting with this one. 2598 01:45:14,625 --> 01:45:15,916 Theoretically, you could stop her 2599 01:45:15,916 --> 01:45:16,875 by short circuiting the 2600 01:45:16,875 --> 01:45:17,833 feeds in the chamber below. 2601 01:45:18,041 --> 01:45:19,083 One of you would create a 2602 01:45:19,083 --> 01:45:20,625 circuit between the two feeds, 2603 01:45:20,625 --> 01:45:22,208 then the released power 2604 01:45:22,208 --> 01:45:23,666 would destroy the machine. 2605 01:45:23,875 --> 01:45:25,583 But, well, come on, man. 2606 01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:27,625 If you're not gonna swallow, spit it out. 2607 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,000 Whoever formed the 2608 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,000 bridge would be annihilated. 2609 01:45:31,375 --> 01:45:32,000 I could live with that. 2610 01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,000 I could live with that too, actually. 2611 01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:34,041 You don't need to survive anything. 2612 01:45:34,041 --> 01:45:34,708 We're like cockroaches. 2613 01:45:35,208 --> 01:45:35,958 Not this time. 2614 01:45:36,250 --> 01:45:38,458 This is matter and antimatter. 2615 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:40,875 They do not play nicely with each other. 2616 01:45:40,875 --> 01:45:41,750 When they mix in your 2617 01:45:41,750 --> 01:45:43,541 body, you will be atomized. 2618 01:45:44,333 --> 01:45:45,041 Trust the laws of 2619 01:45:45,041 --> 01:45:46,125 physics if you don't trust me. 2620 01:45:46,708 --> 01:45:47,333 Even if you lived long 2621 01:45:47,333 --> 01:45:48,125 enough to make the circuit, 2622 01:45:48,541 --> 01:45:50,541 you will die down there. 2623 01:45:51,250 --> 01:46:03,583 (dramatic music) 2624 01:46:03,583 --> 01:46:06,375 (engine revving) 2625 01:46:13,708 --> 01:46:17,791 Hold up, hold up. 2626 01:46:18,291 --> 01:46:19,500 You heard that asshole upstairs. 2627 01:46:19,875 --> 01:46:21,083 Even if we pull this off, 2628 01:46:21,625 --> 01:46:23,416 we're dead, permanently. 2629 01:46:24,458 --> 01:46:25,625 That's why it's gotta be me. 2630 01:46:25,916 --> 01:46:26,083 What? 2631 01:46:30,375 --> 01:46:32,750 Look, man, you didn't 2632 01:46:32,750 --> 01:46:33,625 ask for any of this. 2633 01:46:34,458 --> 01:46:35,041 You were right. 2634 01:46:36,125 --> 01:46:36,583 I lied. 2635 01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:39,166 I lied right to your face. 2636 01:46:39,791 --> 01:46:41,500 Just to get you to help me, you did. 2637 01:46:42,500 --> 01:46:43,291 You didn't lie. 2638 01:46:46,041 --> 01:46:47,083 You made an educated wish. 2639 01:46:50,666 --> 01:46:50,916 Come on. 2640 01:46:52,833 --> 01:46:54,291 You got a whole world to go back to. 2641 01:46:56,208 --> 01:46:56,666 I got nothing. 2642 01:46:59,166 --> 01:46:59,875 I got nothing. 2643 01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:05,916 Give me this. 2644 01:47:13,500 --> 01:47:13,625 Hey. 2645 01:47:14,291 --> 01:47:18,291 (dramatic music) 2646 01:47:19,166 --> 01:47:21,291 I waited a long time for this team up. 2647 01:47:23,083 --> 01:47:23,791 You know something? 2648 01:47:26,291 --> 01:47:27,458 You're the best Wolverine. 2649 01:47:36,666 --> 01:47:37,833 Say hi to your friends for me. 2650 01:47:38,291 --> 01:47:42,750 (dramatic music) 2651 01:47:42,750 --> 01:47:52,541 Open the door. 2652 01:47:52,541 --> 01:47:53,666 I can't hear you over 2653 01:47:53,666 --> 01:47:55,333 all the noble sacrifice. 2654 01:47:55,625 --> 01:47:56,875 Why are you fucking doing this? 2655 01:47:57,375 --> 01:47:59,708 Because I'm Marvel Jesus. 2656 01:48:02,083 --> 01:48:02,583 We're Spock. 2657 01:48:04,166 --> 01:48:04,958 Aren't you, Sam? 2658 01:48:09,291 --> 01:48:09,875 Hey! 2659 01:48:11,375 --> 01:48:12,291 You're fucking it. 2660 01:48:14,916 --> 01:48:17,666 (laughs) 2661 01:48:18,291 --> 01:48:19,458 Sorry, I'm just stalling. 2662 01:48:20,041 --> 01:48:21,791 I think I'm nervous about dying. 2663 01:48:22,666 --> 01:48:23,458 You should be me. 2664 01:48:24,625 --> 01:48:26,291 Say hi to my friends for me, Peter. 2665 01:48:26,666 --> 01:48:26,958 Why? 2666 01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:28,916 You wanna be an annoying type? 2667 01:48:28,916 --> 01:48:29,666 You're just sorry. 2668 01:48:29,875 --> 01:48:31,625 You're gonna die again, you don't fuck. 2669 01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:34,375 (dramatic music) 2670 01:48:38,833 --> 01:48:40,375 Hey, you don't need to do this. 2671 01:48:40,875 --> 01:48:42,625 I'm not doing it because I need it. 2672 01:48:43,916 --> 01:48:45,166 I'm doing it because they do. 2673 01:48:47,250 --> 01:48:53,791 (dramatic music) 2674 01:48:56,541 --> 01:48:56,833 No! 2675 01:48:59,750 --> 01:49:00,583 (dramatic music) 2676 01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:11,791 (dramatic music) 2677 01:49:11,791 --> 01:49:13,541 (gun fires) 2678 01:49:14,208 --> 01:49:14,416 No! 2679 01:49:16,791 --> 01:49:17,083 All right. 2680 01:49:17,791 --> 01:49:21,458 (dramatic music) 2681 01:49:27,375 --> 01:49:28,083 He's not gonna make it. 2682 01:49:29,458 --> 01:49:32,291 (gun fires) 2683 01:49:34,166 --> 01:49:36,875 (dramatic music) 2684 01:49:37,583 --> 01:49:38,000 It's over. 2685 01:49:40,125 --> 01:49:42,125 (dramatic music) 2686 01:49:42,125 --> 01:49:50,458 (gun fires) 2687 01:50:04,166 --> 01:50:06,958 (dramatic music) 2688 01:50:34,166 --> 01:50:45,291 (dramatic music) 2689 01:50:46,041 --> 01:50:49,708 The Wolverine is a hero in my world. 2690 01:50:52,500 --> 01:50:53,500 Whoever you think I am, 2691 01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:54,375 you got the wrong guy. 2692 01:50:56,333 --> 01:50:58,291 You were always the wrong guy. 2693 01:50:59,791 --> 01:51:00,291 Till you weren't. 2694 01:51:00,625 --> 01:51:03,333 (dramatic music) 2695 01:51:03,625 --> 01:51:03,833 Wait. 2696 01:51:06,958 --> 01:51:10,916 Wait, you can finally, finally, matter. 2697 01:51:13,958 --> 01:51:22,958 (dramatic music) 2698 01:51:23,125 --> 01:51:32,291 Phyllis. I've seen Vanessa. 2699 01:51:35,458 --> 01:51:39,666 For the first time in 2700 01:51:39,666 --> 01:51:41,208 my life, I am proud. 2701 01:51:42,125 --> 01:51:42,708 The way it is. 2702 01:51:43,833 --> 01:51:45,541 He means I'm an ex-man. 2703 01:51:47,958 --> 01:51:49,833 I am the ex-man. 2704 01:51:52,416 --> 01:51:52,833 (dramatic music) 2705 01:52:00,625 --> 01:52:03,375 (dramatic music) 2706 01:52:30,625 --> 01:52:33,625 (dramatic music) 2707 01:52:34,416 --> 01:52:34,833 Tarrantox. 2708 01:52:37,708 --> 01:52:38,416 You've been busy. 2709 01:52:39,250 --> 01:52:40,208 Well, somebody has been. 2710 01:52:40,208 --> 01:52:41,000 We had some strange 2711 01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:42,125 readings from this location. 2712 01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:43,708 You wouldn't know anything about an 2713 01:52:43,708 --> 01:52:44,833 unsanctioned time river, 2714 01:52:44,833 --> 01:52:45,333 would you? 2715 01:52:46,375 --> 01:52:47,833 No, no, I wouldn't know anything 2716 01:52:47,833 --> 01:52:49,375 about an unsanctioned time river. 2717 01:52:49,791 --> 01:52:51,083 Maybe you should ask Cassandra Nova, 2718 01:52:51,291 --> 01:52:52,500 because I was assured that 2719 01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:54,375 she was safely held in the void. 2720 01:52:54,583 --> 01:52:55,666 But no, she was here 2721 01:52:55,666 --> 01:52:57,041 and she fondled my brain. 2722 01:52:57,375 --> 01:52:58,291 How did she let this happen? 2723 01:52:58,291 --> 01:52:59,333 You weren't involved at all. 2724 01:52:59,416 --> 01:53:01,458 In stopping her, yes, yes, I was. 2725 01:53:02,083 --> 01:53:03,083 But not nearly enough. 2726 01:53:03,750 --> 01:53:04,625 Not as much as the men who 2727 01:53:04,625 --> 01:53:05,875 went down there after her. 2728 01:53:06,750 --> 01:53:09,041 My men, my friends, 2729 01:53:11,041 --> 01:53:12,416 I warned them, but they would be 2730 01:53:12,416 --> 01:53:13,458 completely obliterated 2731 01:53:13,458 --> 01:53:15,041 if they went, but they went anyway, like, 2732 01:53:17,041 --> 01:53:17,541 like heroes. 2733 01:53:20,458 --> 01:53:21,541 Because that's who they were. 2734 01:53:24,833 --> 01:53:25,875 They just did what they had to do. 2735 01:53:27,625 --> 01:53:29,083 We both concerned for their own safety. 2736 01:53:32,791 --> 01:53:34,791 The fact that we are 2737 01:53:34,791 --> 01:53:36,125 all still standing here 2738 01:53:36,125 --> 01:53:38,666 is a testament to their heroism. 2739 01:53:42,541 --> 01:53:43,958 Anyway, there's nothing you or I can do 2740 01:53:43,958 --> 01:53:45,250 to bring them back now. 2741 01:53:46,875 --> 01:53:48,875 He has risen baby girl 2742 01:53:49,041 --> 01:53:49,333 Fuck! 2743 01:53:49,958 --> 01:53:53,791 And I don't want you to see me 2744 01:53:54,708 --> 01:53:56,000 Cause I don't think 2745 01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:58,041 we're made in any style 2746 01:53:59,458 --> 01:54:02,583 No, everything's made to be broken 2747 01:54:03,708 --> 01:54:06,875 I just want you to know why 2748 01:54:09,416 --> 01:54:10,500 Now, here's your new anchor, Pete. 2749 01:54:10,708 --> 01:54:11,750 And we're doing just 2750 01:54:11,750 --> 01:54:12,833 fine in piece of shit. 2751 01:54:14,916 --> 01:54:16,000 Fine indeed. 2752 01:54:16,541 --> 01:54:18,750 All right, put your greasy 2753 01:54:18,750 --> 01:54:20,208 tits away, you preening slut. 2754 01:54:21,500 --> 01:54:21,916 I don't understand. 2755 01:54:22,958 --> 01:54:23,791 How are you two still alive? 2756 01:54:24,166 --> 01:54:25,375 You're right, one of us 2757 01:54:25,375 --> 01:54:26,083 would have been killed. 2758 01:54:26,666 --> 01:54:27,708 But you put a Deadpool 2759 01:54:27,708 --> 01:54:29,166 and a Wolverine together, 2760 01:54:29,583 --> 01:54:30,500 make them hold hands 2761 01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:31,500 while listening to Madonna? 2762 01:54:32,166 --> 01:54:33,875 Indestructible motherfucker. 2763 01:54:34,416 --> 01:54:35,416 Let's get this Deadpool 2764 01:54:35,416 --> 01:54:36,500 variant back to the void. 2765 01:54:36,750 --> 01:54:37,666 Wait, hold on, what? 2766 01:54:37,875 --> 01:54:39,416 Nope, actually, this one's homegrown. 2767 01:54:39,875 --> 01:54:41,208 Like me, he belongs here. 2768 01:54:42,250 --> 01:54:42,833 And you are? 2769 01:54:43,291 --> 01:54:43,791 Peter Poole. 2770 01:54:44,333 --> 01:54:45,375 But you can call me Peter. 2771 01:54:47,375 --> 01:54:48,208 And I hope that you do. 2772 01:54:54,916 --> 01:54:56,458 What the fuck is happening here? 2773 01:54:56,500 --> 01:54:57,875 You are under judgment 2774 01:54:58,291 --> 01:54:59,000 for operating an 2775 01:54:59,000 --> 01:55:00,166 unsanctioned time-ripper. 2776 01:55:00,375 --> 01:55:00,583 Take it. 2777 01:55:00,625 --> 01:55:01,583 I was just doing what you 2778 01:55:01,583 --> 01:55:02,916 don't have the guts to do. 2779 01:55:03,333 --> 01:55:04,708 Get off, get off, your 2780 01:55:04,708 --> 01:55:05,958 fists want hands off fists. 2781 01:55:08,250 --> 01:55:09,500 I'm grateful, gentlemen. 2782 01:55:10,791 --> 01:55:11,708 Let's hold the bowels. 2783 01:55:12,041 --> 01:55:13,250 You led an Omega level 2784 01:55:13,250 --> 01:55:14,625 mutant to this timeline. 2785 01:55:14,625 --> 01:55:15,000 You're welcome. 2786 01:55:15,625 --> 01:55:16,666 And you shouldn't even 2787 01:55:16,666 --> 01:55:17,708 be near this timeline. 2788 01:55:17,958 --> 01:55:18,166 He's welcome. 2789 01:55:18,500 --> 01:55:21,583 And you look damn good in that suit. 2790 01:55:21,958 --> 01:55:22,500 I'm so sorry. 2791 01:55:24,208 --> 01:55:25,875 (phone ringing) 2792 01:55:27,541 --> 01:55:28,500 I wanna show you something. 2793 01:55:30,125 --> 01:55:30,750 Something huge. 2794 01:55:31,125 --> 01:55:31,458 That's what 2795 01:55:31,458 --> 01:55:33,041 Scoutmaster Kevin used to say. 2796 01:55:34,708 --> 01:55:35,291 Do you see that? 2797 01:55:36,416 --> 01:55:38,000 Your universe is regenerating. 2798 01:55:39,083 --> 01:55:40,958 Whatever you did here, you 2799 01:55:40,958 --> 01:55:42,500 not only saved your world, 2800 01:55:43,208 --> 01:55:45,291 you spared your timeline from extinction. 2801 01:55:47,583 --> 01:55:48,250 I've messed up. 2802 01:55:49,000 --> 01:55:49,833 I have a feeling your work 2803 01:55:49,833 --> 01:55:51,125 is only just getting started. 2804 01:55:51,500 --> 01:55:52,708 Till you're 90. 2805 01:55:53,625 --> 01:55:53,875 Wait! 2806 01:55:55,541 --> 01:55:56,916 We couldn't have made it out of the void 2807 01:55:57,000 --> 01:56:00,416 without some help from some people 2808 01:56:00,416 --> 01:56:02,666 that the world kinda forgot. 2809 01:56:03,541 --> 01:56:04,333 Is there any way that 2810 01:56:04,333 --> 01:56:05,541 you could maybe find a way 2811 01:56:06,083 --> 01:56:06,666 to bring them home? 2812 01:56:08,833 --> 01:56:09,791 I'll see what I can do. 2813 01:56:10,291 --> 01:56:12,083 And I promised my friend here 2814 01:56:12,083 --> 01:56:14,083 that the TVA could undo 2815 01:56:14,083 --> 01:56:15,458 some pretty awful shit 2816 01:56:15,458 --> 01:56:16,208 in his timeline. 2817 01:56:16,708 --> 01:56:17,583 What would you say to that? 2818 01:56:18,125 --> 01:56:18,833 Changed the past. 2819 01:56:20,333 --> 01:56:21,375 He did help me save the world. 2820 01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:24,416 And his past made him the man who did it. 2821 01:56:25,541 --> 01:56:27,625 There's nothing to fix, Mr. Wilson. 2822 01:56:29,250 --> 01:56:31,583 Look at him. 2823 01:56:34,041 --> 01:56:35,125 Torma, I get to eat now. 2824 01:56:38,541 --> 01:56:47,083 You know the Avengers discovered Torma. 2825 01:56:48,583 --> 01:56:49,541 I'd be lucky to have you. 2826 01:56:52,041 --> 01:56:57,458 (dog barking) 2827 01:56:57,458 --> 01:56:59,666 (dog panting) 2828 01:56:59,666 --> 01:57:00,583 Fuck off! 2829 01:57:02,041 --> 01:57:03,125 Hold my little country, 2830 01:57:03,708 --> 01:57:06,250 he has a deal, you're up through fiber. 2831 01:57:07,208 --> 01:57:09,583 Look, all is right in the world. 2832 01:57:11,291 --> 01:57:12,000 Yes it is. 2833 01:57:13,916 --> 01:57:14,958 So what are you gonna do next? 2834 01:57:16,833 --> 01:57:17,625 I'll figure it out. 2835 01:57:17,958 --> 01:57:18,541 I always do. 2836 01:57:19,833 --> 01:57:20,291 All right. 2837 01:57:21,833 --> 01:57:22,875 So I'll probably see you around. 2838 01:57:28,166 --> 01:57:28,666 Probably not. 2839 01:57:32,666 --> 01:57:33,125 See you, mother. 2840 01:57:38,333 --> 01:57:38,625 Hogan! 2841 01:57:50,166 --> 01:57:52,083 Al, my back. 2842 01:57:52,833 --> 01:57:55,333 About damn time, you hold it. 2843 01:57:55,333 --> 01:57:57,041 I'm all out of devil's dancin' 2844 01:57:57,041 --> 01:57:59,208 and I'm shaking like an angry fireplace. 2845 01:57:59,291 --> 01:58:00,000 Thank you, Al. 2846 01:58:00,416 --> 01:58:00,958 We have company. 2847 01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:04,791 Althea, this is Logan. 2848 01:58:05,375 --> 01:58:06,625 Nice to meet you, Logan. 2849 01:58:06,833 --> 01:58:07,666 Nice to meet you too. 2850 01:58:07,708 --> 01:58:08,708 And this little ancient, 2851 01:58:08,708 --> 01:58:11,000 anal shit-knot is Mary Poppins. 2852 01:58:11,250 --> 01:58:13,125 Or as I like to call her, dog pool. 2853 01:58:13,666 --> 01:58:14,208 You wanna treat 2854 01:58:14,208 --> 01:58:15,291 yourself to a little stroke? 2855 01:58:16,166 --> 01:58:17,708 Look at the tongue. 2856 01:58:18,500 --> 01:58:19,708 Oh my God, motherfucker! 2857 01:58:20,375 --> 01:58:21,125 Right, it's like an 2858 01:58:21,125 --> 01:58:22,583 armadillo fucked a gremlin, 2859 01:58:23,125 --> 01:58:25,291 angrily, in a bed of gonorrhea, 2860 01:58:25,750 --> 01:58:27,666 and didn't stop till the sun came up. 2861 01:58:29,500 --> 01:58:30,875 Everyone wants to matter. 2862 01:58:31,875 --> 01:58:32,916 Turns out that you don't need to be 2863 01:58:32,916 --> 01:58:34,208 more than Jesus to do it. 2864 01:58:35,333 --> 01:58:36,000 You just need to open 2865 01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:37,291 your eyes and look around. 2866 01:58:38,291 --> 01:58:39,000 And if you're lucky, 2867 01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:41,208 you'll find a few friends. 2868 01:58:42,291 --> 01:58:45,833 Old friends and some new ones too. 2869 01:58:48,500 --> 01:58:50,333 (crowd singing) 2870 01:58:50,333 --> 01:58:51,375 Give me the fucking 2871 01:58:51,375 --> 01:58:52,375 dog, talk to the girl. 2872 01:58:56,458 --> 01:59:03,208 (crowd singing) 2873 01:59:03,208 --> 01:59:03,833 Oh, hi. 2874 01:59:04,500 --> 01:59:04,791 Hi. 2875 01:59:07,541 --> 01:59:08,750 You've been busy? 2876 01:59:12,041 --> 01:59:13,000 I did it for you. 2877 01:59:15,166 --> 01:59:18,083 If you don't want me, I did it for you. 2878 01:59:20,958 --> 01:59:30,458 Turns out, I am the world's saving type. 2879 01:59:31,250 --> 01:59:32,041 Just look around this 2880 01:59:32,041 --> 01:59:33,166 table if you want proof. 2881 01:59:34,500 --> 01:59:35,250 For the best part, 2882 01:59:36,250 --> 01:59:37,875 sometimes the people we save, 2883 01:59:39,291 --> 01:59:40,291 they save us right back. 2884 01:59:40,500 --> 01:59:43,500 (crowd singing) 2885 02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:19,333 (crowd singing) 2886 02:00:20,875 --> 02:00:22,500 You are not the only one with gifts. 2887 02:00:23,041 --> 02:00:23,916 What is this place? 2888 02:00:27,875 --> 02:00:34,250 (crowd singing) 2889 02:00:34,833 --> 02:00:36,625 Another turn and boy, a 2890 02:00:36,625 --> 02:00:38,458 fork stuck in the road 2891 02:00:39,666 --> 02:00:41,000 I grabbed you by the 2892 02:00:41,000 --> 02:00:43,583 rest, direct you where to go 2893 02:00:44,666 --> 02:00:46,291 Don't make the best of 2894 02:00:46,291 --> 02:00:48,375 this test and notice why 2895 02:00:49,666 --> 02:00:53,125 It's not in question but a lesson in time 2896 02:00:53,250 --> 02:00:53,875 Hi, you. 2897 02:00:54,333 --> 02:00:55,041 This is Stanley. 2898 02:00:56,291 --> 02:00:57,666 (crowd singing) 2899 02:01:02,916 --> 02:01:05,416 I really like the art 2900 02:01:05,416 --> 02:01:06,416 in the Deadpool comics. 2901 02:01:06,708 --> 02:01:07,333 You know, I just always 2902 02:01:07,333 --> 02:01:08,666 felt kind of a kinship to him. 2903 02:01:09,166 --> 02:01:11,375 I like to play that guy someday. 2904 02:01:22,375 --> 02:01:23,041 (crowd singing) 2905 02:01:23,041 --> 02:01:28,166 (crowd singing) 2906 02:01:39,166 --> 02:01:41,416 I was there for three weeks 2907 02:01:41,416 --> 02:01:42,791 before I shot a single thing. 2908 02:01:43,500 --> 02:01:44,458 For that first day of 2909 02:01:44,458 --> 02:01:47,166 shooting, I was so nervous, man. 2910 02:01:47,833 --> 02:01:48,625 Everyone was sort of 2911 02:01:48,625 --> 02:01:49,541 going, "Use this guy." 2912 02:01:49,958 --> 02:01:51,208 You know, there was a lot of that. 2913 02:01:52,041 --> 02:01:53,000 You know, he was going to deliver 2914 02:01:53,000 --> 02:01:54,208 and you can feel all 2915 02:01:54,208 --> 02:01:55,208 that kind of pressure. 2916 02:01:57,000 --> 02:01:58,416 Always the suits are cold. 2917 02:01:59,083 --> 02:02:00,375 Never be able to do that. 2918 02:02:00,833 --> 02:02:05,666 (upbeat music) 2919 02:02:05,666 --> 02:02:07,916 (crying) 2920 02:02:08,833 --> 02:02:10,000 This is the only way. 2921 02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:12,708 Got something to protect our bones 2922 02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:14,500 And the others right 2923 02:02:15,291 --> 02:02:18,875 I hope you end the time of your life 2924 02:02:19,375 --> 02:02:21,000 Oh, this is what it is. 2925 02:02:24,166 --> 02:02:25,500 And there's Alexa. 2926 02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:26,750 I'm a medical researcher. 2927 02:02:27,875 --> 02:02:28,625 Bye, media. 2928 02:02:29,083 --> 02:02:29,291 Bye. 2929 02:02:30,125 --> 02:02:33,875 (crowd singing) 2930 02:02:38,791 --> 02:02:41,375 (upbeat music) 2931 02:03:38,791 --> 02:03:41,375 (upbeat music) 2932 02:04:08,791 --> 02:04:11,375 (upbeat music) 2933 02:04:38,791 --> 02:04:47,625 (upbeat music) 2934 02:04:47,625 --> 02:04:49,000 (dramatic music) 2935 02:05:08,791 --> 02:05:23,750 (upbeat music) 2936 02:05:23,750 --> 02:05:24,958 (upbeat music) 2937 02:05:24,958 --> 02:05:25,250 (upbeat music) 2938 02:05:27,541 --> 02:05:37,291 (upbeat music) 2939 02:05:37,291 --> 02:05:40,458 (upbeat music) 2940 02:05:57,541 --> 02:06:06,291 (upbeat music) 2941 02:06:06,291 --> 02:06:15,500 (upbeat music) 2942 02:06:15,500 --> 02:06:38,958 (upbeat music) (upbeat music) 2943 02:06:38,958 --> 02:06:41,333 (laughing) 2944 02:06:43,458 --> 02:06:46,083 I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumors 2945 02:06:46,083 --> 02:06:47,166 that I got Johnny killed. 2946 02:06:48,541 --> 02:06:49,208 Let's look at the tape. 2947 02:06:50,625 --> 02:06:53,416 In the void, you're either food for Elias 2948 02:06:54,125 --> 02:06:54,916 or you work for her. 2949 02:06:58,416 --> 02:06:59,041 Go on, Johnny. 2950 02:06:59,833 --> 02:07:01,000 And I'll tell you who her is. 2951 02:07:01,750 --> 02:07:02,541 Cassandra Nova, a 2952 02:07:02,541 --> 02:07:04,416 megalomaniacal psychotic asshole. 2953 02:07:04,791 --> 02:07:06,708 A finger-licking dead inside pixie slab 2954 02:07:06,708 --> 02:07:08,583 at third rate dime store in Ducknell. 2955 02:07:08,583 --> 02:07:09,541 And I'll tell you what she can do. 2956 02:07:09,541 --> 02:07:10,208 I'm listening. 2957 02:07:10,250 --> 02:07:10,791 She can lick my 2958 02:07:10,791 --> 02:07:12,125 goddamn cinnamon ring clean 2959 02:07:12,125 --> 02:07:13,833 and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. 2960 02:07:14,041 --> 02:07:14,916 In fact, I don't give a 2961 02:07:14,916 --> 02:07:16,250 shit if she removes all my skin 2962 02:07:16,250 --> 02:07:17,125 and pops me like some 2963 02:07:17,125 --> 02:07:18,166 nightmarish blood balloon. 2964 02:07:18,458 --> 02:07:19,416 If the last thing I do 2965 02:07:19,416 --> 02:07:20,250 with this, God forsaken, 2966 02:07:20,500 --> 02:07:21,291 come gut her existence, 2967 02:07:21,625 --> 02:07:22,916 is like that fuck box on a 2968 02:07:22,916 --> 02:07:24,166 fire I still won't die happy. 2969 02:07:24,416 --> 02:07:26,208 Holy shit, girl, you crazy. 2970 02:07:26,458 --> 02:07:27,083 That's right, wait. 2971 02:07:27,333 --> 02:07:28,791 I won't be happy until I've urinated 2972 02:07:28,791 --> 02:07:30,208 on a freshly barbecued corpse 2973 02:07:30,208 --> 02:07:31,958 and husk fuck that chime remains 2974 02:07:32,166 --> 02:07:34,000 while gargling juggernuts juggernuts. 2975 02:07:34,041 --> 02:07:34,291 Wow. 2976 02:07:34,750 --> 02:07:35,625 And you can quote me. 2977 02:07:35,625 --> 02:07:35,916 Okay. 2978 02:07:37,208 --> 02:07:37,958 Gotcha, fuck face.