1 00:00:08,554 --> 00:00:12,600 John Essex, I've come to say goodbye 2 00:00:12,725 --> 00:00:15,061 {\an8}I came here to revolutionize comedy 3 00:00:15,186 --> 00:00:18,147 {\an8}And to become the first sexually open black woman And like Mark Twain. 4 00:00:18,272 --> 00:00:21,817 But that's all I did instead It is absent from lectures and establishing relationships 5 00:00:21,943 --> 00:00:25,821 I know that sounds very cool But I promise you it's not 6 00:00:26,072 --> 00:00:30,076 In fact, I'm a mean girl I was kicked out of every group I joined 7 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:35,289 I chose my ambitions over my friendships I wasted all my chances 8 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:39,377 Therefore I will leave this university I will miss you and my roommates 9 00:00:39,502 --> 00:00:42,255 And of course I will miss the endless sea Of drunk young men 10 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:44,423 Who shared their bodies with me so freely 11 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:48,553 But I have to work on the most difficult project I took it so far, myself 12 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,681 Also, how thick is your neck? 13 00:00:51,889 --> 00:00:53,558 How tall are you? Two meters and 20 centimeters? 14 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:56,936 If we were here at the same time, Johnny... I would throw myself at you 15 00:00:57,061 --> 00:00:59,814 Excuse me, miss, are you Bella Maltura? 16 00:00:59,939 --> 00:01:01,774 Were you there recently? To request a transfer from the university? 17 00:01:01,899 --> 00:01:06,070 Yes, my first year of university was not what I had hoped it would be 18 00:01:06,195 --> 00:01:09,490 After providing some manual caresses To secure a spot in a distinguished comedy magazine... 19 00:01:09,615 --> 00:01:12,243 I don't need to know all those details But you can't move from university 20 00:01:12,368 --> 00:01:15,621 I have been working here for 30 years I have never seen a GPA as low as yours 21 00:01:15,746 --> 00:01:17,748 Girl in a coma has a higher grade than you 22 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,126 Yes, but that was clearly political 23 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:22,169 I think that's the only option available to you He is coming back here in the fall 24 00:01:22,295 --> 00:01:23,796 And try to raise your grades 25 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,548 Also, that's not John Essex. 26 00:01:25,673 --> 00:01:28,259 It was Jacob Mayer Yates, and he was a bad man 27 00:01:28,384 --> 00:01:31,929 He froze to death on Oregon Lane. After he ate his family 28 00:01:32,972 --> 00:01:34,348 Oh my God! 29 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:37,143 I really need to improve my taste in men 30 00:01:42,356 --> 00:01:43,733 "Welcome to Vermont" 31 00:01:49,447 --> 00:01:51,449 The summer was very fun 32 00:01:51,574 --> 00:01:54,452 I can't wait to tell everyone About our walking trip in Europe 33 00:01:54,577 --> 00:01:56,996 Me too, but I just wanted to remind you 34 00:01:57,121 --> 00:01:59,832 That what we did was certainly not so 35 00:01:59,957 --> 00:02:03,419 I hired a private driver We stayed in luxury hotels throughout that trip 36 00:02:03,544 --> 00:02:06,756 Sure, but I carried a cute little backpack 37 00:02:07,089 --> 00:02:08,966 God, I love Vermont. 38 00:02:09,091 --> 00:02:11,469 Leaves, mountains and maple syrup 39 00:02:11,594 --> 00:02:15,056 If it weren't for their crazy socialist policies I would move to live here 40 00:02:15,181 --> 00:02:17,141 It's a great destination for lesbians 41 00:02:17,266 --> 00:02:20,353 Yes, lesbians who love Paying inheritance taxes 42 00:02:20,478 --> 00:02:22,021 Dad, it's so nice to spend time with you 43 00:02:22,146 --> 00:02:23,731 But you didn't really have to To accompany me on the day of moving to university 44 00:02:23,856 --> 00:02:27,652 My dear, I won't miss myself A long car ride with my two favorite girls, okay? 45 00:02:27,777 --> 00:02:29,236 Also I was a little depressed 46 00:02:29,362 --> 00:02:31,364 Your mother said I had to leave the house 47 00:02:32,865 --> 00:02:34,283 Can you stop the car for a while? 48 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,995 Yes, of course. Is everything okay? 49 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,122 That's okay, it's just a quick connection 50 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,624 Sorry 51 00:02:44,627 --> 00:02:46,003 Just one minute 52 00:02:46,921 --> 00:02:49,715 If you think she is talking to another girl You are wrong 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,886 That was my first idea too But I don't want you to think about that 54 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:03,688 The first member of the Finkel family. Up to the second year of university 55 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:05,272 You did it, my dear 56 00:03:05,398 --> 00:03:08,401 You lasted longer than your cousin Ron. Who was expelled from the University of Arizona. 57 00:03:08,526 --> 00:03:11,028 Because he sent pictures of his penis to strangers 58 00:03:11,153 --> 00:03:13,656 - I am very proud of myself, mother - Did Whitney call you back? 59 00:03:13,781 --> 00:03:16,450 No, she's still ignoring me Because of what happened with Keenan. 60 00:03:16,575 --> 00:03:19,995 Listen, fighting over a guy is just a trivial matter 61 00:03:20,121 --> 00:03:21,747 In a friendship that lasts a lifetime 62 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:23,791 -It'll be okay - Thank you, mom 63 00:03:23,916 --> 00:03:27,211 I'm excited to meet Keenan in person 64 00:03:27,336 --> 00:03:29,588 - Dad, what are you wearing? -Do you like it? 65 00:03:29,714 --> 00:03:32,883 Donald Glover wore a shirt similar to this At the BAFTA Awards 66 00:03:33,175 --> 00:03:37,346 - Its colors are very iridescent - Yes, and it does not allow air to enter through it 67 00:03:37,471 --> 00:03:40,391 -I'm sweating really bad - Okay 68 00:03:40,516 --> 00:03:42,852 But it's worth it to impress your new lover 69 00:03:42,977 --> 00:03:45,229 Not my love We didn't define our relationship that way 70 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:48,733 Sorry, I meant your partner Or whatever you young people say today 71 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:50,818 -I think he's the friend? - The friendly person 72 00:03:50,943 --> 00:03:52,695 - We don't say that - Okay 73 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,281 - We have to go now - Well, I love you both 74 00:03:55,406 --> 00:03:57,158 Hey, I thought we'd have lunch together 75 00:03:57,283 --> 00:03:59,618 I want Keenan to see my shirt And to please me 76 00:03:59,744 --> 00:04:01,579 Yes, I'll tell him about it, I love you both 77 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:03,080 We love you 78 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,961 “They showed us the mother-daughter dance On the occasion of transporting the daughter to university. 79 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,967 It's perfect, I can't wait to post it 80 00:04:15,092 --> 00:04:18,387 I challenge Chris Matthews. To say I'm very stiff again 81 00:04:18,512 --> 00:04:22,933 I am glad to help you In your important and purposeful work, mother 82 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:26,479 I love you so much 83 00:04:26,771 --> 00:04:30,232 And I know your second year of college is going to be amazing 84 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:32,359 Here she is! 85 00:04:32,485 --> 00:04:34,779 Oh my God! Stop, I know her 86 00:04:34,904 --> 00:04:39,325 - Do you know this attacker? - Not attacking 87 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,703 -Mom, this is my sorority friend, Ashley. - I'm sorry, Ashley. 88 00:04:42,828 --> 00:04:45,456 Since the events of January 6 We have established a zero tolerance policy 89 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:47,458 With blonde women with red hair When you run in my direction 90 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:50,669 Oh my God, no, I'm fine My spine took a hit 91 00:04:50,878 --> 00:04:54,006 Let me help you carry your bags, my new sister 92 00:04:54,131 --> 00:04:56,509 Not with a black accent This is never allowed 93 00:04:57,259 --> 00:04:59,428 I'll just tell you this 94 00:04:59,762 --> 00:05:02,556 - I think it's strange for you to live here - It's not strange, mom 95 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:04,683 Consider it a Kappa fraternity. Like the Four Seasons Hotel. 96 00:05:04,809 --> 00:05:06,644 And it's close to the football field, okay? It's going to be a great college year 97 00:05:06,769 --> 00:05:09,605 I'm surprised you're not living with Kimberly again 98 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:13,651 I used to love her, she used to send me messages The coordinates of the location of any party you were attending 99 00:05:13,776 --> 00:05:17,988 - Yes, Kimberly and I... - What's the problem, my dear? 100 00:05:18,239 --> 00:05:20,241 Nothing, I just needed a change 101 00:05:20,366 --> 00:05:22,159 -Do you want to take me inside? - Sure 102 00:05:23,035 --> 00:05:26,539 Your playing style is not that good, trust me 103 00:05:35,297 --> 00:05:38,008 I will never turn a young man into a material object 104 00:05:38,175 --> 00:05:41,720 - But I will continue to stare at him as he walks - Mom, stop it 105 00:05:41,846 --> 00:05:43,222 I can't 106 00:05:52,273 --> 00:05:54,692 Thank God you are here, this is a disaster 107 00:05:55,401 --> 00:05:57,736 -We live in a room for 3 people - Hello, Bella. 108 00:05:57,862 --> 00:05:59,947 My summer vacation was great too Thank you for your question 109 00:06:00,072 --> 00:06:01,699 How strange is this? This is the common room 110 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:04,952 We all have to sleep in one small room 111 00:06:05,077 --> 00:06:07,329 - No -Isn't this strange? 112 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:12,167 - It's 3 beds in a room - Yes, but that is not consistent 113 00:06:12,293 --> 00:06:13,836 I feel dizzy, I need to sit down 114 00:06:13,961 --> 00:06:17,631 I will not sleep on a high bed Like a nobody at summer camp 115 00:06:17,756 --> 00:06:20,050 - Reserve the single bed for me -I think you're overreacting 116 00:06:20,175 --> 00:06:23,429 Not only that This is weird without Whitney. 117 00:06:23,554 --> 00:06:25,347 Yes, Sporty Spice was in our group 118 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:28,684 We are 25 percent less attractive now And I miss her 119 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:32,021 I think this room is amazing 120 00:06:32,146 --> 00:06:34,523 The view is much better from the top floor 121 00:06:34,648 --> 00:06:36,609 We will see many birds! 122 00:06:36,942 --> 00:06:39,570 Okay, but we have to tidy up this place 123 00:06:39,695 --> 00:06:42,615 Like that chair I got here early and rode it myself 124 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:45,576 In the second year of university We will improve our performance 125 00:06:49,830 --> 00:06:52,499 - Bella, are you okay? - I'm fine, I'll fix it later 126 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,711 I will be making all the furniture decisions this year 127 00:06:55,836 --> 00:06:57,212 I understand 128 00:06:57,713 --> 00:07:00,424 Have you heard news about Whitney? I know she refuses to talk to me 129 00:07:00,549 --> 00:07:03,802 But it's strange that she didn't write back Collection series throughout this summer 130 00:07:03,928 --> 00:07:05,596 - There is another group series without you - What? 131 00:07:05,721 --> 00:07:07,681 Leighton and I visited Whitney. In Washington, DC 132 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,183 And we had dinner with Kamala Harris. 133 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:12,770 - What? - I wasn't going to tell her about that 134 00:07:12,895 --> 00:07:14,438 You need to fix your relationship 135 00:07:14,563 --> 00:07:15,940 It makes me anxious about group conversations 136 00:07:16,065 --> 00:07:18,484 Also, Bella keeps sending her jokes In both groups 137 00:07:18,609 --> 00:07:20,694 It's hard enough To pretend that I like her just once 138 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:24,698 I tried to repair our relationship all summer So I wrote to her and called her 139 00:07:24,823 --> 00:07:27,660 I even sent her a touching video And I play the ukelele 140 00:07:27,785 --> 00:07:30,579 But she never answered So I thought she needed time to get over it 141 00:07:30,704 --> 00:07:32,206 Or maybe you gave her too much personal space and time 142 00:07:32,331 --> 00:07:34,375 And she realized that she doesn't need you in her life 143 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,251 At least that's what I told Kamala 144 00:07:36,794 --> 00:07:39,380 - Did you talk to Kamala about me? - But Doug most of the time 145 00:07:39,588 --> 00:07:41,256 Was Doug there? 146 00:07:47,221 --> 00:07:50,140 Can I imagine that? Or is it a group of young people from this university? 147 00:07:50,265 --> 00:07:52,685 Have they improved their appearance over the summer? 148 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:56,105 Look at skinny Greg Greg is now muscular 149 00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:58,148 Look at his improved chest muscles 150 00:07:58,816 --> 00:08:00,859 I think I'll have a relationship With lean, muscular Greg 151 00:08:00,985 --> 00:08:04,071 I have an announcement too After a summer season full of deep thinking 152 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:06,699 I decided to take a break from comedy 153 00:08:06,907 --> 00:08:09,201 Wait, didn't those girls kick you out of their group? 154 00:08:09,785 --> 00:08:12,621 You made it seem like it was your personal decision 155 00:08:12,746 --> 00:08:14,415 That's technically true 156 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:18,127 But at the same time I decided to change myself 157 00:08:18,252 --> 00:08:21,588 I hated the person I was last year I was selfish and lazy 158 00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:25,467 I dealt with every situation sexually And yet 159 00:08:25,759 --> 00:08:28,512 - Why did I open all these buttons on my shirt? -I'm proud of you, Bella. 160 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:30,556 It's hard to look in the mirror And realize that you are annoying 161 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:33,308 -And then you decide to change yourself - Yes, a break from comedy is a good idea 162 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:35,352 I can't believe I know every comedy scene 163 00:08:35,477 --> 00:08:38,022 Everyone started the SNL program. His professional career 164 00:08:38,147 --> 00:08:39,940 I am a lovable girl I shouldn't know that information 165 00:08:40,065 --> 00:08:45,070 Hello my former girls from first year I'm so proud to see you so happy and... 166 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,823 Froda, are you okay? 167 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:51,744 No, I just found out I have tropical pneumonia 168 00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:55,164 From my summer volunteer trip So I'm going back to Sweden. 169 00:08:55,289 --> 00:08:58,751 I am looking for someone who is ready To be a mentor and friend to new first-year students 170 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:00,294 It is a very important position 171 00:09:00,419 --> 00:09:02,504 Who will make them feel comfortable? When they miss their homes 172 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,924 Or spray Narcan. In their young nostrils? 173 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,635 I will do it, I will be your friendly guide 174 00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:13,307 -You are serious - Yeah, I think I'd be good at that 175 00:09:13,432 --> 00:09:15,934 I made a lot of mistakes last year He may be the best person to guide them 176 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:19,146 - He is a person who has made many mistakes These are not the traditionally required standards 177 00:09:19,271 --> 00:09:21,148 I want to help people To avoid the mistakes you made 178 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,984 Please, Froda I think I can really do that 179 00:09:24,109 --> 00:09:27,821 I was also a camp guide one summer I almost never had children 180 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:31,575 Okay then, I'll send you the materials What you need for... 181 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,745 Oh my God, okay, Froda. We love you but stay away from our food now 182 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:36,246 Now 183 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:39,458 I'm leaving now. I'm going to go buy Whitney an apology gift. 184 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:43,545 I'm thinking of purchasing a small crystal raccoon figurine And he has good taste 185 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,048 Are you going to buy her some bad jewelry? Because you had a relationship with her boyfriend? 186 00:09:46,173 --> 00:09:48,717 First, Keenan was not her boyfriend at that time 187 00:09:48,842 --> 00:09:50,511 And we didn't actually have sex 188 00:09:50,636 --> 00:09:52,304 Haven't you had a relationship with him yet? 189 00:09:52,429 --> 00:09:55,390 The whole summer passed Why is this betrayal so chaste? 190 00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:57,226 Keenan was in New York. To attend his training period 191 00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,937 And I was at home And I work at Groomingdale's. 192 00:10:00,104 --> 00:10:04,066 We tried to have a raunchy Zoom session one night But there was something wrong with my computer 193 00:10:04,191 --> 00:10:06,610 I didn't know how to turn off the pirate hat filter 194 00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:09,071 Well, just think of a better gift for Whitney 195 00:10:09,196 --> 00:10:10,989 We need all of you to solve this problem 196 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:15,786 What if instead of buying her a gift Should I make her a gift? 197 00:10:17,121 --> 00:10:18,956 Well, that's a no-no, I'll think of something 198 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:22,042 I'll send you some ideas I don't trust your taste 199 00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:26,380 How do you kick the ball so hard? 200 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:29,591 Have you started using steroids? Nod your head once yes 201 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,136 And twice if you can give me something It can increase my butt muscles 202 00:10:32,261 --> 00:10:35,764 No, I'm imagining Kimberly's stupid face Every time I just kick the ball 203 00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:38,517 Interesting idea I think her face is actually very beautiful 204 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,146 I knew this would make you angry, stay angry 205 00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:44,565 We will benefit from that To reach international matches 206 00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:48,902 Friendly match, main players are in blue First-year players are in yellow 207 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:51,155 -Are you ready to show them who's better? -You know I'm ready for this 208 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,366 But most of the efforts may be on your part I haven't exercised since June 209 00:11:22,978 --> 00:11:25,439 This new girl is very skilled What site are you playing on? 210 00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:27,316 She's a midfielder 211 00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:30,444 You may have competition 212 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,706 - Hello? - Hello, Layton. 213 00:11:42,831 --> 00:11:44,875 Professor Tuccini, where is everyone? 214 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,128 Isn't this supposed to be a hall? Study algebraic and differential geometric properties? 215 00:11:48,253 --> 00:11:51,465 Yes, but you're the only one who passed the entrance exam 216 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:54,051 Therefore, the university will cancel this article 217 00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:56,720 Wait, am I being punished because I'm the only one? Skilled in mathematics 218 00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:58,388 In this cheap university? 219 00:11:58,513 --> 00:12:00,807 - Yes - But that's terrible! 220 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:04,061 I was excited to learn vibration sequences And fibrous bundles 221 00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:07,648 The good news is that you can Fill that void in your schedule 222 00:12:07,773 --> 00:12:10,567 Attending one of my other classes 223 00:12:10,692 --> 00:12:14,655 Have you ever thought about the role of mathematics? In The Hobbit series? 224 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,866 - Who are you calling? -With our family lawyer 225 00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:21,536 My father and grandfather were absent from two different wars To go to the University of Essex 226 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:25,123 - Therefore, they will not be pleased to hear that - Slow down, will you stop? 227 00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:27,709 If you could... stop! I'm sorry 228 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:32,256 The only other option available to you He took this subject at a nearby university 229 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:36,760 (Essex) is part of a consortium of universities So if you don't mind a short trip, you can... 230 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:41,348 You can take a more advanced mathematics course At the University of Vermont for graduate studies 231 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:45,060 - How long does it take to arrive? - 30 minutes, or even 60 minutes 232 00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:48,230 Sometimes 90 minutes But the road is full of stunning views 233 00:12:50,065 --> 00:12:51,441 Okay 234 00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:03,662 Wow! Rain shower 235 00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:05,289 Okay 236 00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,293 Well, resort music 237 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:15,340 Bvlgari, I'll take this with me 238 00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:20,929 - Hello - Hello 239 00:13:21,054 --> 00:13:22,764 Sorry, you surprised me 240 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,225 Sorry, I trained myself to tread lightly 241 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:27,853 To know if other girls are talking about me 242 00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:30,856 I'm Blair, what do you think of Kappa so far? 243 00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:33,859 I will miss the young man very much Who used to get drunk a lot in our student housing 244 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:35,360 Who thought our door was a urinal? 245 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,696 But except for that I think this place is good 246 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:39,740 God, it makes me so happy to hear that 247 00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:43,118 Listen, they asked me to talk to you About something actually 248 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,329 I did it I took all the soap and shampoo bottles 249 00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:47,706 -It's very luxurious - No, you didn't attend the bagel event 250 00:13:47,831 --> 00:13:50,584 And strengthening relations this morning So I have to give you this 251 00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:54,296 {\an8}- $80 fine? - Yes 252 00:13:54,421 --> 00:13:55,839 No, I was at soccer practice 253 00:13:55,964 --> 00:13:59,593 Yes, we love that you are a successful and strong player on the field 254 00:13:59,718 --> 00:14:02,971 But we ask you to participate in our activities as well 255 00:14:03,096 --> 00:14:05,390 Or you can give us 48 hours notice 256 00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:07,601 If you cannot participate in an activity Agreed, sister? 257 00:14:07,726 --> 00:14:10,145 Well, I'll see you at the tea and chat activity I'm so excited for him 258 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,646 I heard it would be great 259 00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:18,528 Whitney, a girl came to see you 260 00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,116 - Hello - Hello 261 00:14:24,659 --> 00:14:27,496 -Can I hug you? I would like to hug you - No, thanks 262 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:33,335 Listen, I know you've been ignoring my messages That's why I came here to apologize to you 263 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,921 I miss you so much And I thought about you all summer long 264 00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:37,422 Not a day goes by at Groomingdale's. 265 00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:40,842 I didn't see it in the faces of those little cats and dogs 266 00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:42,719 Have something important to say? 267 00:14:42,844 --> 00:14:46,473 I wanted to apologize to you personally and give you this 268 00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:50,560 It's a makeup box You liked my box last year 269 00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:52,521 And I thought you could use it To organize your cosmetics 270 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:55,899 - Since that was making you so nervous -Listen, if you want us to be friends 271 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:59,403 You shouldn't have kissed my ex And then lie to me directly about it 272 00:14:59,694 --> 00:15:02,697 - What did you do? -This is a private conversation 273 00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:04,991 We are in a brotherhood There is no privacy between us 274 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:08,286 - Yes, I will never mention a woman badly - No 275 00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,747 But if you do that to your girlfriend You are a cheap and playful girl 276 00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:14,042 - I'm not playful -I can't believe you're so bold 277 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,919 To come here And you're wearing your ridiculous stretch jeans 278 00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:19,256 And your weird, recycled shoes To offer this weak apology 279 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:21,800 Not strange They donate a pair to a poor person 280 00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:24,052 - For every pair of shoes you buy from them - Great, so some homeless woman 281 00:15:24,177 --> 00:15:26,138 She has a pair of your ugly shoes too, get out! 282 00:15:26,263 --> 00:15:28,098 - Goodbye - Goodbye 283 00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:30,684 You are not welcome here anymore 284 00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:35,897 - Poor Whitney “I'll leave the box on the balcony.” 285 00:15:41,736 --> 00:15:44,239 -I need to talk to you about something - Well, we discussed this before 286 00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:47,409 Seeing sexual dreams About Kristen Stewart It's not betrayal 287 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,244 Honestly, it would be weird If you don't have those dreams 288 00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:50,912 I don't want to talk about it 289 00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:56,543 What I wanted to tell you is that I'm leaving the University of Essex. 290 00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:00,464 To work for Cary Watanabe. Mayor of Boston? 291 00:16:00,589 --> 00:16:05,302 Yes, she is amazing and I would work directly for her 292 00:16:05,594 --> 00:16:08,221 So I was receiving a lot of strange phone calls 293 00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:12,392 -I found out this morning - So you will withdraw from the university? 294 00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:16,062 - Are you kidding me? -It's not like I'm leaving to sell meth 295 00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:18,482 This is a job I will do the impossible for To get it after I graduate 296 00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:20,650 Yes, or wait until you graduate Like all normal students 297 00:16:20,775 --> 00:16:24,905 - This is crazy - I may not get this opportunity after graduation 298 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,865 Why should I stay in university? And take on more loans? 299 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:29,701 Not all of us pay the university in cash 300 00:16:30,744 --> 00:16:33,497 Okay, okay then There's no need to be mean to me 301 00:16:33,622 --> 00:16:35,499 - I didn't mean that - No, no 302 00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:40,754 Obviously you have made your decision So I'll take my rich ass and leave 303 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:44,716 Enjoy Boston. Do they call it a big city? 304 00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:47,010 It doesn't even have a subway Works all night 305 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,931 Hello, first year students 306 00:16:51,056 --> 00:16:57,437 We now present to you the friendly guide Self-confident Bella Malhotra! 307 00:16:57,562 --> 00:17:00,023 Yes, yes everyone 308 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:06,404 Yes! Thank you for the wonderful introduction, advertiser 309 00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:09,533 I'm just kidding I was just screaming from outside the hall 310 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:17,624 Well, my name is Bela Malhotra. I will be your friendly guide 311 00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:22,462 I'm here to help guide you In your first year of university with sensitivity 312 00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:25,882 Surrounding you with a sense of humor and wisdom 313 00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:28,718 And seriously, I'm very wise 314 00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:31,221 First question, we'd love to see that 315 00:17:31,346 --> 00:17:33,932 - What's your question? - Why are you wearing a tie? 316 00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,809 It's my style 317 00:17:35,934 --> 00:17:37,936 I flip traditional men's clothing Upside down in a polite manner 318 00:17:38,061 --> 00:17:40,689 -And I heard that this is acceptable in the gay community - I'm a lesbian 319 00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:43,108 I don't know anyone who dresses that way 320 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,236 Well, it's very cool that you're gay 321 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:48,280 But I'm pretty sure my clothes are stylish 322 00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:50,448 I'll know, I'm from New Jersey. Where are you from? 323 00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:53,577 - Mayfair in London - Damn 324 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:56,496 -Is your GPA really 1.8? - How do you know that? 325 00:17:56,621 --> 00:17:58,915 I posted it in a tweet I did some research on you before the meeting 326 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,084 She posted a screenshot with a quote 327 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,295 "1.8? I'm amazing." 328 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,006 Well, first off, that post got a lot of likes 329 00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:08,717 - 13 likes? - Yeah, that's a lot for an uncertified person 330 00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:11,052 Sorry I'm not Ryan Reynolds or someone else 331 00:18:11,219 --> 00:18:15,640 But more important than that is my low GPA It's what makes me excited to be your friendly guide 332 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:20,020 I didn't have a great first year of college But I can help you avoid my mistakes 333 00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,480 Anyone else? anyone? 334 00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:25,233 No? Yes, the same girl 335 00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:30,238 My name is Teilhard, can I say something to the group? - Sure 336 00:18:30,405 --> 00:18:34,784 Sorry if I said anything wrong Generation Z says a lot about it 337 00:18:34,909 --> 00:18:39,247 But I think it's an Essex tradition 338 00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:42,709 To appoint a mentor greater than ourselves To talk about the good old days 339 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,629 - It's a little old tradition - Well, the allotted period of the meeting 340 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:48,715 To doubt the importance of a friendly guide is over 341 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,552 Take out your phones, everyone It's time to delete GPT chat. 342 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:56,931 First (Hillary Clinton) and now me People love to attack women in power 343 00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:59,559 I'm not sure it's contempt for people 344 00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:03,521 Someone even pointed it out correctly That you may not be suitable for the job 345 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:05,273 Based on everything he knows about you 346 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,734 - You're right, it was probably jealousy - That's not what I said 347 00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:10,737 Are you sure you even want to do this? Froda didn't seem to like doing that 348 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,447 Maybe he is dying now 349 00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:14,866 Yes, I may have made a hasty decision 350 00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:16,826 But I was excited by the idea of doing something good 351 00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:19,120 - With all the mistakes I made - I understand that 352 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,331 But you will find another way to help people I'm sure of it 353 00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:24,584 - Yes - That's right, maybe I could start a podcast 354 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,796 A funny and informative podcast about stupid things What people do at university 355 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,840 The first episode might be about a girl She is having an affair with a married football coach 356 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:34,177 Why did you choose me first? Use your damn mistakes 357 00:19:34,302 --> 00:19:36,179 Just tell Froda That you don't want to be the friend's guide 358 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:40,100 And we'll convince you not to start a podcast Until another time 359 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:41,893 "(Alisha)" 360 00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,854 You're rejecting a call from Alisha. 361 00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:47,023 Do you assert your feminine dominance to her? 362 00:19:47,148 --> 00:19:51,403 -And you want her to know that you are the one in authority? - Bella, stop using gay terms 363 00:19:51,528 --> 00:19:53,279 But I'm very good at it 364 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:56,950 I'm ignoring Alisha. Because she told me that she was withdrawing from the university 365 00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:59,452 - What? Why are you ignoring her then? -Are you serious? 366 00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:02,914 - Call her and convince her to stay - Impossible, Alisha is very stubborn 367 00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:05,583 If I told her not to do anything Her desire to do it will increase 368 00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,919 But if you ignore it She will start thinking deeply 369 00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:10,088 And you'll realize that the idea of leaving is crazy 370 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:13,466 Sometimes it is the most convincing argument It is to say nothing at all 371 00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:14,968 Does that work? 372 00:20:17,804 --> 00:20:19,264 I think that's true 373 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:23,017 Well, I have to go, but I'll see you two At the Millennium Party tonight 374 00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:25,979 - Did you choose your sexy clothes from the 90s? - Sure 375 00:20:26,104 --> 00:20:29,399 I will show my underwear line Using one of Layton's thong underwear 376 00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:32,277 Absolutely not Whit, did you know Kimberly was coming later? 377 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:35,238 - Probably with Keenan? - Yes, and I don't care 378 00:20:35,363 --> 00:20:37,657 I just hope the Kappa girls don't chop off her head 379 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,454 You were joking when you rejected my request To borrow thong underwear, right? 380 00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:44,539 I was completely serious 381 00:20:56,134 --> 00:21:01,431 Excuse me miss, you are the most beautiful girl I saw her on this bus 382 00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:03,892 Do you want banana chips? 383 00:21:04,184 --> 00:21:06,436 - Thanks, no - Okay 384 00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:10,315 These are so delicious And I get potassium from it 385 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,109 You are the loser, where are you heading? 386 00:21:14,569 --> 00:21:16,154 University of Vermont 387 00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:20,283 It's far away, I'm going to West Bolton. 388 00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:22,368 I work for a horse breeder there 389 00:21:22,494 --> 00:21:25,330 It requires a lot of manual labor And more than people think 390 00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:28,958 I have to draw a foal from a female horse 391 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:32,504 Sorry, they told me I tend to chatter 392 00:21:33,004 --> 00:21:35,256 How often will you take this bus? 393 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,425 - 3 times a week - That's a lot 394 00:21:37,550 --> 00:21:39,552 Yes, but I'm excited about these classes 395 00:21:39,677 --> 00:21:43,848 -I have no other choice - Don't worry 396 00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:45,809 You and I will be companions 397 00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:48,770 I will tell you every detail east vermont road 398 00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:52,315 Those were in rhyme But I'll give you a tip 399 00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:56,277 Don't paint your nails on the bus Rough roads can cause some chaos 400 00:21:56,653 --> 00:21:58,905 Yes, thank you, I'll take a short nap 401 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:02,200 Do you know? That's an excellent idea 402 00:22:02,325 --> 00:22:04,828 You have a long road ahead of you 403 00:22:08,873 --> 00:22:11,084 - (Kimberly) - (Kenan) 404 00:22:11,251 --> 00:22:12,627 Hello 405 00:22:12,961 --> 00:22:15,046 I was wondering when you'd get here 406 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:17,465 I was inspecting damaged baked goods 407 00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:20,385 And I reserved the lowest crushed cake for you 408 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:24,556 I can't believe I'm saying this But I miss those dry buns 409 00:22:24,681 --> 00:22:28,393 -Me too -I brought you this shirt from New York. 410 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:30,895 "I like New York pretzel"? 411 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,317 - That's very funny -Is it really that funny? 412 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,820 -I really think so - Okay 413 00:22:39,153 --> 00:22:41,489 Nice to see you in person 414 00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:45,493 -I agree with you - Public displays of emotions are prohibited 415 00:22:45,743 --> 00:22:50,290 Just kidding, I got you a stretcher in the back If you want to exchange kisses 416 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,792 - Thanks, but there's no need for that, yes - Are you sure? 417 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:55,503 I'm going to change my clothes for work and I'll be right back 418 00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:01,634 I wasn't sure I could imagine you You and Keenan as a duo 419 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,345 But you two look so cute together 420 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:08,600 I love interracial romance In real life 421 00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:10,768 But on TV shows I want people to stick to their races 422 00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:13,021 I don't know why but that's what I want 423 00:23:13,271 --> 00:23:16,816 Thanks, I really like Keenan I am very happy to see him again 424 00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:19,402 I can't believe you haven't had sex yet 425 00:23:19,527 --> 00:23:22,989 It's like you're on a TV dating show He has the most boring intro in the world 426 00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:25,450 I think we'll have some private time tonight 427 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:28,912 And I used one of my mom's group coupons To remove all hair from that area with wax 428 00:23:29,037 --> 00:23:30,622 - Great My crotch area is always cold now 429 00:23:30,747 --> 00:23:33,333 - I don't recommend that - Have you talked to Whitney? 430 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:36,836 She tried but she was still so angry But she will change her mind if you give her some time 431 00:23:36,961 --> 00:23:40,256 -I know that -I listened to your heart and that's great 432 00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:41,799 And now you have Keenan. 433 00:23:41,925 --> 00:23:44,010 But your friendship with Whitney is over, girl 434 00:23:44,135 --> 00:23:47,680 I disagree with you, we were close friends You can't simply give up on that 435 00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:51,851 No, that friendship is over This is not my personal opinion 436 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:53,937 These are among the Ten Commandments 437 00:23:54,062 --> 00:23:57,231 You stole her lover from her, your friendship is over 438 00:23:58,066 --> 00:23:59,442 That's what Moses said. 439 00:24:01,444 --> 00:24:02,820 Hello 440 00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:17,794 Well, it's my second year of college 441 00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:20,046 It's time we can drink potions Without disgusted facial expressions 442 00:24:20,171 --> 00:24:22,173 -I agree with you, we can do this, cheers - Cheers, on the count of 3 443 00:24:22,298 --> 00:24:24,592 - Well, oh my God -1,2... 444 00:24:24,717 --> 00:24:27,053 -You haven't even drunk it yet - No, but the smell entered my nose 445 00:24:27,178 --> 00:24:29,347 Rise up, it doesn't smell... 446 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,932 Oh my God 447 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,517 Are you ready? 448 00:24:37,188 --> 00:24:40,483 Oh my god, Layton. You look so beautiful I might cry 449 00:24:40,608 --> 00:24:43,486 I didn't want to look pretty Rather, I wanted to shock others with my excitement 450 00:24:43,611 --> 00:24:46,239 You are hot And more exciting than a news reporter 451 00:24:46,656 --> 00:24:49,409 As soon as Alisha sees me in these clothes It is impossible to leave the university 452 00:24:49,534 --> 00:24:52,120 -Wait, is Alisha leaving university? - Didn't we talk about this? 453 00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:54,622 We talked about it over lunch with Whitney. And not lunch with Kimberly. 454 00:24:54,747 --> 00:24:57,333 Wait, did you have lunch with Whitney? After you had lunch with me? 455 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:00,044 God, this is terrible, I hate repeating stories 456 00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:02,714 You seem to be having a lot of fun retelling that story About your exchange of glances with Zendaya. 457 00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:05,133 -Inside an elevator - Yes, because that moment is unforgettable 458 00:25:05,258 --> 00:25:07,301 We were both going to the hall 459 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:10,638 -Can we leave? - Yes 460 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,686 I brought drinks to get ready for the party 461 00:25:19,939 --> 00:25:21,315 Hey girls? 462 00:25:23,776 --> 00:25:26,070 Hey, we were getting ready to go out 463 00:25:26,362 --> 00:25:29,824 Oh my God, are you going to blend those powders soon? 464 00:25:30,116 --> 00:25:32,535 After the setting powder is ready, silly 465 00:25:33,161 --> 00:25:35,496 Okay, before I go out 466 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:38,583 Usually I like to listen to music Dancing, drinking and the like 467 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:41,335 -Would one of you like to join me? - That sounds very fun 468 00:25:41,461 --> 00:25:44,422 But no, this will take an additional 45 minutes 469 00:25:44,589 --> 00:25:45,965 Okay 470 00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:48,217 I think I'll go wait for you Until you are ready 471 00:25:48,342 --> 00:25:50,303 You're not going out in those clothes, are you? 472 00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:53,806 Yes, why? What's her problem? 473 00:25:55,099 --> 00:25:56,934 Whit, didn't you read the email? 474 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,519 We'll all be wearing light blue tonight 475 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,189 This is very important for the group photo 476 00:26:01,314 --> 00:26:04,400 We want people to see a continuous sea Of light blue colour 477 00:26:04,525 --> 00:26:07,195 And with those clothes, there will be a break 478 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,530 I hate to have to send you another fine Via Venmo 479 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,909 Will I get a fine? If I don't wear the same color as you to a party? 480 00:26:13,034 --> 00:26:16,329 Unfortunately, yes In addition to a fee to modify the image 481 00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:19,373 Well, I think I'll go change my clothes 482 00:26:19,499 --> 00:26:21,959 - Okay, goodbye -We love you 483 00:26:34,931 --> 00:26:36,724 This party is amazing 484 00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:40,645 - God, I love this - Yes, the end of the nineties was wonderful 485 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:43,064 Do you think the DJ... He has a theme song for the series "Frigger"? 486 00:26:43,189 --> 00:26:44,565 -Drinks? - No 487 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:47,693 Yes, I'll beat you both because I'm wearing shoes The sleds 488 00:26:47,819 --> 00:26:49,946 - Bella, no! - Come on! 489 00:26:50,071 --> 00:26:51,781 Fuck! Damn! 490 00:26:51,906 --> 00:26:53,282 What? 491 00:26:54,659 --> 00:26:56,702 Could one of you move me to the drinks table? 492 00:26:56,828 --> 00:26:58,204 Yes 493 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:06,796 - How are you? You look amazing - Hello 494 00:27:07,004 --> 00:27:08,381 Especially you 495 00:27:15,263 --> 00:27:17,431 - This is bad - Yes, my decision is official 496 00:27:17,557 --> 00:27:19,392 I don't like problems between women 497 00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:22,228 Unless they are rich housewives From New York or Atlanta 498 00:27:22,353 --> 00:27:24,147 -Are you going to talk to Whit? - Yes 499 00:27:24,438 --> 00:27:25,815 I will come back 500 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:28,526 -Are you okay? - Yes 501 00:27:28,693 --> 00:27:30,778 - I'm fine, let's go get you a drink - Yes 502 00:27:35,199 --> 00:27:38,494 I'm so glad Because I don't hang out with those girls anymore 503 00:27:38,619 --> 00:27:40,204 They are tragically simple 504 00:27:40,329 --> 00:27:43,499 Yes, maybe that's true But some of them have deep personalities too 505 00:27:43,624 --> 00:27:45,751 Whitney, come here I need you to stand in front of me in this picture 506 00:27:45,877 --> 00:27:47,253 To hide my weird knees 507 00:27:47,545 --> 00:27:48,921 Duty calls me 508 00:27:49,297 --> 00:27:51,007 - (Alisha) has arrived - What? 509 00:27:52,717 --> 00:27:54,552 -Should I stay? - Absolutely not 510 00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:57,471 Wait, what do I look like? 511 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,224 You look great, stand to your left The lighting will be behind you as it approaches you 512 00:28:00,349 --> 00:28:02,476 God, I taught you a lot, thank you 513 00:28:11,444 --> 00:28:14,864 - Hello - Hello? Is this what I receive? We have to talk 514 00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:16,824 I called you 3 times Even via FaceTime 515 00:28:16,949 --> 00:28:19,076 And you know how stupid FaceTime is to me 516 00:28:19,202 --> 00:28:21,621 I'm about to make one of the most important decisions of my life 517 00:28:21,746 --> 00:28:24,790 I wanted to discuss it with you But you were not with me 518 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:26,709 I'm sorry, just... 519 00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:29,378 -I don't want you to leave - Lee, I have to go 520 00:28:29,670 --> 00:28:32,715 Although it scares me a lot But I'm excited too 521 00:28:33,007 --> 00:28:36,385 I wish you were excited for me too 522 00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:38,763 How am I supposed to get excited for you? Are you leaving the university? 523 00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:40,723 Because that's what's best for me 524 00:28:40,848 --> 00:28:44,060 I didn't come to university To know which beer would give me heartburn 525 00:28:44,185 --> 00:28:45,603 And to be in debt for years 526 00:28:45,728 --> 00:28:48,105 I came here to figure out what I want to do with my life That's what I know now 527 00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:49,607 Isn't that a good thing? 528 00:28:50,608 --> 00:28:51,984 But what... 529 00:28:52,193 --> 00:28:55,571 What will happen to us? Will we separate from each other? 530 00:28:55,696 --> 00:28:59,408 I don't want that But I'll understand if you want to 531 00:29:01,577 --> 00:29:05,414 I love you, Layton. And I'm moving to Boston 532 00:29:05,539 --> 00:29:10,253 But the only way it will end This relationship is if you end it 533 00:29:12,546 --> 00:29:14,840 - I won't do that - Really? 534 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:20,054 What do you think about living one day at a time? 535 00:29:20,972 --> 00:29:23,391 Well, that sounds excellent 536 00:29:24,475 --> 00:29:26,102 And I love you too 537 00:29:28,562 --> 00:29:30,690 Oh my God, didn't I tell you to leave? 538 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:32,316 I didn't leave 539 00:29:37,947 --> 00:29:39,657 Want to find a place to be alone? 540 00:29:40,116 --> 00:29:42,034 Yes, let's do that 541 00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:43,536 Come on 542 00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:47,999 -I'm excited that we're finally going to do this - Yes, me too 543 00:29:52,461 --> 00:29:53,838 So, how is your mother? 544 00:29:54,422 --> 00:29:56,757 My mother? Why will you mention my mother now? 545 00:29:56,924 --> 00:29:58,301 I don't know, that was weird Forget I said that 546 00:29:58,426 --> 00:29:59,802 Yes 547 00:30:06,517 --> 00:30:10,313 At 6 o'clock tomorrow We need to replace our bathroom toilet bowl cleaners 548 00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,190 - Well, what's the matter? - I don't know 549 00:30:13,316 --> 00:30:14,734 -Do you feel this is strange? - Yes 550 00:30:14,859 --> 00:30:18,029 Yeah, a little weird I try not to think about it 551 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:23,075 I know you as Keenan. My work colleague whom I like very much and respect 552 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,744 I think you are amazing 553 00:30:24,869 --> 00:30:28,414 Obviously your body He is the body that anyone would want to fuck 554 00:30:28,539 --> 00:30:34,295 - But I don't know, there's something strange - Yes, I don't know, I feel a little embarrassed 555 00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:37,506 When I touched your breast a while ago I wanted to really make a horn sound 556 00:30:37,631 --> 00:30:40,551 And I'm not that kind of guy I don't produce sound effects 557 00:30:40,676 --> 00:30:44,722 Yes, and most importantly I can't do this to Whitney. 558 00:30:45,514 --> 00:30:48,351 I miss her, I miss her so much 559 00:30:48,476 --> 00:30:50,227 When I think about university That's the first thing that comes to my mind 560 00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:52,021 It is my friendship with her 561 00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:54,315 I respect that 562 00:30:58,152 --> 00:31:00,154 I think the sound effects are very cool 563 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:01,655 Yes, I know that 564 00:31:01,781 --> 00:31:05,785 When you removed your shirt I wanted to make sound effects to really excite 565 00:31:05,993 --> 00:31:07,370 I'm sure of it 566 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:16,629 We have to talk, please, Whitney. - Really? 567 00:31:16,754 --> 00:31:19,548 - No, no! Get out of here! Get out! -I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend 568 00:31:19,673 --> 00:31:22,676 -You can't kick me out like a cat - Let me handle this 569 00:31:23,552 --> 00:31:25,137 Bitch says what? 570 00:31:25,262 --> 00:31:27,473 - I won't say a word what - You just said it 571 00:31:27,598 --> 00:31:29,558 - That doesn't count - Well, that's enough 572 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:32,436 You won't expose my friend for being a slut You mean bitch 573 00:31:32,561 --> 00:31:34,438 Okay, let's all calm down 574 00:31:34,563 --> 00:31:37,900 And you will enter this closet They will not leave until they reconcile 575 00:31:38,192 --> 00:31:39,819 - Come in - No, I'm not going into a frat's basement closet 576 00:31:39,944 --> 00:31:42,488 - Come in -Is that a bull's saddle? 577 00:31:43,322 --> 00:31:45,408 Start talking, the closet door is locked 578 00:31:53,124 --> 00:31:54,500 What? 579 00:31:55,668 --> 00:31:59,588 - Don't try to hold my hand - I don't, I think it's a fashion statue 580 00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:02,508 - What is this? - Whitney, I'm so sorry 581 00:32:02,633 --> 00:32:05,428 -And I've ended things between me and Keenan. -This has nothing to do with Kenan. 582 00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:07,513 But because you are one of my best friends 583 00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:09,974 You did not steal my love Which you knew just broke my heart 584 00:32:10,099 --> 00:32:12,309 You even lied to me about dating him too 585 00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:14,520 That hurt my feelings so much And I didn't deserve it 586 00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:16,063 You're right, I was wrong 587 00:32:16,188 --> 00:32:18,941 I wasn't thinking about your feelings This was wrong behavior 588 00:32:19,066 --> 00:32:22,736 But if you forgive me I won't hurt your feelings like that again 589 00:32:23,863 --> 00:32:26,907 Whitney, you mean a lot to me And I miss you so much 590 00:32:28,909 --> 00:32:30,286 I miss you too 591 00:32:30,578 --> 00:32:33,706 If you care, we have not established a relationship She only touched him below his waist once 592 00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:36,459 It was by mistake when I was cleaning dust Bakery display cabinet in the workplace 593 00:32:36,584 --> 00:32:38,377 -And I scratched it too - It wasn't a detail I needed to know 594 00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:41,088 I wanted to be as honest with you as possible 595 00:32:42,339 --> 00:32:47,344 -Can we make up now please? - Yes, we have reconciled 596 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,889 Also, I want to come back to live with you 597 00:32:50,014 --> 00:32:52,975 Kappa girls demand a lot of me And they make me owe them money in a weird way 598 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,518 I would like that 599 00:32:54,643 --> 00:32:56,645 We don't have bedding for you Or even space for a mattress 600 00:32:56,770 --> 00:32:59,023 - But we'll manage, okay? - Okay 601 00:33:02,026 --> 00:33:03,402 That's good! 602 00:33:03,527 --> 00:33:06,322 Before I let you out Did you say everything you wanted to say? 603 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:09,450 Say what you need to say now So we can move on with our lives 604 00:33:09,992 --> 00:33:11,952 -I think we said everything - Just let us get out of this closet 605 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:14,038 Because it is full of many strange things 606 00:33:14,246 --> 00:33:16,123 Good, good 607 00:33:18,042 --> 00:33:21,754 Bella, that was very impressive Maybe you'll be a good mentor in the end 608 00:33:32,765 --> 00:33:35,100 Well everyone, the turn of the millennium is almost upon us 609 00:33:36,185 --> 00:33:41,982 - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5 - 8, 7, 6, 5 610 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:45,945 - 4, 3, 2, 1! - 4, 3, 2, 1! 611 00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:49,907 - Hey, what? What happened? - Have we really moved into the millennium? 612 00:33:58,082 --> 00:34:00,125 -Drinks? - Yes, let's go 613 00:34:15,641 --> 00:34:18,769 - (Layton)? - These bus trips to the University of Vermont. 614 00:34:18,894 --> 00:34:20,646 It wouldn't be right for me 615 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:24,525 I can't take the bus next week Not to mention the next 3 years of my life 616 00:34:24,817 --> 00:34:27,444 - I'm sorry to hear that -Is that all? 617 00:34:27,736 --> 00:34:30,364 Man, this university is supposed to be To be one of the best universities in the country 618 00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:34,159 I understand, Essex is an excellent university But it is not the right destination for mathematics 619 00:34:34,285 --> 00:34:37,746 If that's what you're looking for I can communicate with a colleague of mine 620 00:34:37,871 --> 00:34:40,374 At the Massachusetts Institute of Technology To ask him about the rate required to transfer you to him 621 00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:44,128 Do you mean MIT itself? 622 00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:48,716 Isn't that in Boston? 623 00:34:49,717 --> 00:34:52,845 Translated by United Translation Company Amman - Jordan