1 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,465 ♪ Blow it up, blow it up ♪ 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,718 ♪ I jump on that ♪ 3 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,094 ♪ I go so high ♪ 4 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,138 Okay, so spring is officially upon us, 5 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,598 and I have a very important question. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,808 Can I pull off a bucket hat? 7 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,059 - No. - Absolutely not. 8 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,370 Yeah, you look like a sad penis. 9 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,937 Okay, got my answer. 10 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,106 So my ex, Alicia, texted me and asked to meet up, 11 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,167 but you know, things have been going really well with Tatum, 12 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,544 and I don't wanna mess it up, so... 13 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,486 what do you think I should do? 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,114 Hello? What? 15 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,782 - Nothing. - It's just, 16 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,869 you never ask us for dating advice. 17 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,412 We talk like this all the time. 18 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,706 - Right. - "We" do, but you don't. 19 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,082 This is weird. 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,625 - Are you sick? - I'm fine. 21 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,711 I just... I wanted to know what you guys think. 22 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:46,397 - Someone else go first. - I'm too nervous. 23 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,673 I think you should bring it up with Tatum 24 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,757 and see how she reacts. 25 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:50,967 If you care about her, 26 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,386 you shouldn't see Alicia behind her back. 27 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,221 - Was that okay? - Yeah, that's smart. 28 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,222 I'll do that. 29 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,390 Oh, thank God. 30 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,767 Whitney? 31 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,726 Hey. 32 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:00,977 Hey, you good? 33 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,380 I thought you had class right now. 34 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,730 We're going on a date tonight, 35 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,274 if that's cool with you. 36 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,877 You walked all the way over here to tell me 37 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:08,902 we're going on a date? 38 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,278 Yeah, keep up. 39 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,821 Okay. 40 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,114 And where is it exactly 41 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,616 we'd be going on this date? 42 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,385 A restaurant, somewhere with good Yelp reviews. 43 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,720 I don't know. I'll figure that out later. 44 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,888 Could you please just answer? 45 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,205 - Jeez. Okay. - Yes, fine. 46 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,414 Great. 47 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,624 Wow. 48 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,101 Is his confidence working for anyone else? 49 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,394 Because it's really working for me. 50 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,669 - Yes. - I'm into it. 51 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,254 - Yeah. - His BDE was off the charts. 52 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,018 You know who I've always thought has BDE? 53 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,508 Aladdin. 54 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,801 Huh. 55 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,011 Whitney, does BDE really correlate to a BD, 56 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,388 or is the E a separate thing without the D being B? 57 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,265 - What? - It was an important question, 58 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,767 so I will ask again... 59 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,519 ♪ All eyes on me in the club ♪ 60 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:43,788 ♪ See them all looking at me ♪ 61 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,854 ♪ Feening to touch ♪ 62 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,272 ♪ Top dollar lady ♪ 63 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,779 Ugh, we need to switch up the play list. 64 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,364 The music in here is stale as hell. 65 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:55,907 Get cultured, Lila. 66 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,493 Chopin was the Pitbull of his day, okay? 67 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,161 Guys, I was doing a word scramble 68 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,430 in the school newspaper, and guess 69 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,664 who I saw an article about. 70 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:03,747 Canaan! 71 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,041 Oh, my God. 72 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:06,292 Dammit, they used 73 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,603 my high school graduation picture? 74 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,711 You look good. 75 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,022 You look like Michael B. Jordan, 76 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,381 but nerdier. 77 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,025 They're giving him the economic department's 78 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,551 Young Entrepreneur Award. 79 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,719 - What? - You're into business? 80 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,264 Then why the fuck are you so bad at the cash register? 81 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,325 - Okay, you know what? - It's not that big of a deal. 82 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,642 I just really don't feel the need 83 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,935 to advertise it to the world. 84 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,478 Well, I just posted it on my 'gram, 85 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,813 so say that to 49 people. 86 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,398 Well, I guess it's out there now. 87 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,732 You're gonna be honored 88 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,335 at the econ department's annual banquet. 89 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,404 That's going to be fancy AF... Fancy and fun. 90 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,697 - No, girl. - Yeah. 91 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,260 Look, I don't even think I'm gonna go. 92 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,801 The last thing I need is a bunch of 90-year-olds 93 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,368 telling me how clean-cut I look. 94 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,578 Canaan, you have to go. 95 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,079 This is a huge accomplishment, 96 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,081 and you deserve recognition. 97 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,625 Okay, I'll think about it. 98 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,335 Oh, my God. 99 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,754 I did not know he was smart like this. 100 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,214 Have you ever won an award? 101 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,424 No. 102 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,384 But I stole a Latin Grammy once. 103 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,467 Oh. 104 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,723 Good work, ladies. 105 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,808 Lift that leg, Tatum. 106 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,436 Use that pelvic floor or lose it. 107 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,979 What does that even mean? 108 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,440 I don't know, but you should work on it. 109 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,817 Okay, let's take a quick water break, guys. 110 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,047 Hey, do you think it's weird that we haven't talked 111 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,032 about our past relationships yet? 112 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,450 I mean, not really. 113 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,118 Weren't you closeted before me? 114 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,762 I don't need to hear about every single dude 115 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,455 named Kyle who you reluctantly kissed 116 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,624 to keep up appearances. 117 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,375 Okay, well, I only ask 118 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,712 because my ex, Alicia, texted me. 119 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:33,963 And? 120 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,840 And I don't know. 121 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,300 I was just wondering 122 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,761 if you would be cool with me seeing an ex. 123 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,638 Leighton, of course. 124 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,098 I mean, do I look like a person who gets threatened? 125 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,852 Also, I am tight with literally every single one of my exes, 126 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,604 Brandi included. 127 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:52,315 - Wait. - You dated our instructor? 128 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,025 - I did. - And honestly, 129 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:56,319 sex with her was a lot like a Pilates class: 130 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,529 - So much counting. - Hmm. 131 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,033 My point is, I am totally cool with you seeing an ex. 132 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,034 Then I will. 133 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,535 Cool. 134 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,746 Also, in the spirit of honesty, 135 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,666 I did pay Brandi to go easy on me today. 136 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,501 You're doing a great job today, Leighton. 137 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,252 Incredible core engagement. 138 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,213 Oh, thank you. 139 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,591 ♪ ♪ 140 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,677 Ladies, I have a huge announcement. 141 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,845 - Oh. - Okay. 142 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,889 "The Foxy's" getting a featured writeup 143 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,057 in "The Essex View." 144 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,392 Shut up! 145 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,394 - Are you serious? - Bela, that is amazing. 146 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,788 - I know. I know. - This is gonna put us 147 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,164 on the same level as "The Catullan." 148 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,523 Every alumni and student 149 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,191 reads this magazine. That's like... 150 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,359 God, I'm bad at math, 151 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,277 but like a billion people at least. 152 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,755 - Oh, my God. - What caught their attention? 153 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,031 Was it my frequent use of all caps? 154 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,574 Y-yeah. 155 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,386 Anyway, they're sending a reporter to our next meeting 156 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,703 to take photos and stuff. 157 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,266 We should all wear matching T-shirts 158 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,998 with our respective nicknames on them. 159 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,541 - We have nicknames? - Yeah. 160 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,935 I've just been waiting for an opportunity 161 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:53,835 to use them. 162 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,211 Belly Button, Joe Cool... 163 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:56,379 - No, thank you. - Spanky... 164 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,839 - Oh, I like that. - Marbles. 165 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,424 - No. No. - Dear God, no. 166 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,926 I will be curating everything for this piece, okay? 167 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,553 We cannot waste this opportunity. 168 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,722 Everybody needs to take us seriously after this. 169 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,098 - Yeah. - And on that note, 170 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,350 everybody please Slack me your T-shirt sizes 171 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,227 - by 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. - No. 172 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,562 No matching shirts. 173 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,397 Everyone come in looking your absolute best. 174 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,898 Okay, Taco Bela. 175 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,942 Just came up with that one. It's so good. 176 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,406 ♪ ♪ 177 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,533 This place has over 2,000 reviews on Yelp 178 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,368 and a 4 1/2-star average rating. 179 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,911 It's a culinary unicorn. 180 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,995 Wow. 181 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,914 Those statistics sound delicious. 182 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,791 I'll start you two off with some waters 183 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,668 and give you a minute to look over the menu. 184 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,837 Actually, I looked online, so we're ready. 185 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,506 I'll have the Kobe beef medallions. 186 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,758 Oh, I guess... I guess 187 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,121 we're just immediately ordering. 188 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,262 Yeah, I will do the Caesar salad. 189 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,264 I didn't find it yet, but I'm sure you have one. 190 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,641 I'd skip the salad if I were you. 191 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,144 A number of reviewers called the croutons 192 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,438 "forgettable," so... 193 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,607 I will take my chances. 194 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,068 - Sorry to "salad-splain." - I just wanna make sure 195 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,712 everything about this night goes perfectly. 196 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,112 Yeah. I get that. 197 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,907 But you know, you can relax. 198 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,408 Oh, I'm totally relaxed. 199 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,120 So, do you have any siblings? 200 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,831 Yes, I do. 201 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,333 Cool. 202 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,170 Excuse me, I never do this, 203 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,089 but could I send this water back? 204 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,256 - Of course. - It had 205 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,358 kind of a weird smell to it. 206 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,384 No problem. 207 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,808 ♪ ♪ 208 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,267 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 209 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,103 - Yes, please. - I need a break. 210 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,688 "Lila's making me stack these cups to be exactly 5'11" 211 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,875 so that she'll know how tall men are when they come in. 212 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,984 - Right. Well... - Mm-hmm. 213 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,278 I thought about what you said, and you're right. 214 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,155 So I'm gonna go to the econ banquet. 215 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,698 That's great. 216 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,676 Accepting an award in person is the right thing to do. 217 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,553 Unless it's the Oscars and you're a British actor 218 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,204 who can't make the trip. Then I get it. 219 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,123 Okay. 220 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,791 Would you want to come with? 221 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,126 Oh, my God. 222 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,728 I'd be honored to be there and support you. 223 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,504 I'm so touched you thought of me. 224 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,672 It's not that deep. 225 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,756 I asked Zoe, 226 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,258 but she's busy, so... 227 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:06,384 Okay, well, no matter. 228 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,344 I'm still really freaking pumped. 229 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:11,097 I don't own any formal gloves. 230 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,683 But judging from the look you're giving me, 231 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,685 I won't need them. 232 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,895 ♪ We ferocious ♪ 233 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,525 The cactus looks like a penis. 234 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,152 I just think it sends the wrong message 235 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,528 for a women's center. 236 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,363 One, that's exclusionary territory, 237 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:30,867 and two, succulents are inherently feminist. 238 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,202 They thrive in environments that are trying to kill them. 239 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,872 Also, I spent $20 on this, and we're not throwing it away. 240 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,666 Can we just get an orchid to help balance it out? 241 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:39,977 - You know what? - I'm gonna say it. 242 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,044 Orchids remind me of penises, too. 243 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,546 I think it's interesting 244 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,090 that you guys can see genitals 245 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,884 in literally everything around you. 246 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,303 - Leighton! - Consent to hug? 247 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,637 - Consent. - Oh. 248 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,264 - Hi. - My tarot cards told me 249 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,348 you'd be coming back. 250 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,766 Oh. 251 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,119 - Hi, stranger. - How's it going? 252 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,395 - Uh, good, good. - How are you? 253 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:00,897 - I'm good. - I've been really busy 254 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,274 you know, studying, speaking truth to power, 255 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:05,437 building a little library outside the Women's Center. 256 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,195 It's a squirrel toilet now. 257 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,739 - Oh. - So what's up? 258 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,073 Why'd you ask me to come here? 259 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,867 Oh, no real reason. 260 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,577 I thought it'd be nice to catch up. 261 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,912 Hmm. 262 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,413 But since you're here, do you want 263 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,624 to help us put together care packages 264 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,709 for struggling trans youth? 265 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:25,922 So you invited me here for free physical labor then? 266 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,423 - Yes. - Yeah. 267 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,151 Yeah, but, you know, it shouldn't take too long 268 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,135 because we only have, like, 1,200 left, so... 269 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,095 - Okay. - Okay. 270 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,519 ♪ ♪ 271 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,811 I missed it here. 272 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:41,812 Also, is it just me, 273 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,022 or has it gotten dirtier? 274 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,398 We've switched to using 275 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,162 environmentally-friendly cleaning products. 276 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,360 They don't work. 277 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,778 - Oh. - Oh. 278 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,030 So I heard you came out 279 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:53,115 in, like, a really prolific way. 280 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,533 Who told you? 281 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,053 Oh, you know, just several of my friends 282 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,557 - who you hooked up with. - Same here. 283 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,580 Both my friends told me. 284 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,415 Well, I'm glad that I could provide 285 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,419 some entertainment for you guys while I was away. 286 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:06,212 Also, I am very impressed with these care packages. 287 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:07,838 This fruit leather is expensive. 288 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,132 Yeah, because these kids deserve the good stuff. 289 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,676 But, dude, it's not cheap. 290 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,136 I mean, financially, we're barely hanging in there. 291 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,014 Which is why we're throwing a fundraiser tomorrow. 292 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,725 It's a costume party where we are all dressing up 293 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,060 as queer icons. 294 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,895 I'm either going as Rachel Maddow 295 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,146 or the green MandM. 296 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,816 I know you hate that stuff, but... 297 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,901 you should come if you want. 298 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,653 - Sure. - I'll go. 299 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,196 Oh, can I bring a guest? 300 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,156 I've sort of been seeing someone. 301 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,908 And you're going out in public with her? 302 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,952 You've changed, Murray. 303 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,496 Well, you are making funny jokes today, 304 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,456 so I guess we've both changed. 305 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,876 You should bring your new girl. 306 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,004 I'll be really excited to meet her. 307 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,506 Cool. 308 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,508 ♪ Going in from the trunk on that ass ♪ 309 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,361 ♪ I'll be rubbing up his inseam warm really fast ♪ 310 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,280 I'm so glad we're finally doing a clothing swap. 311 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,406 I'm so sick of all the dumb clothes 312 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,681 I brought to Essex. 313 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,242 Anyone feel free to take the dress I wore 314 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,493 on my date with Andrew. Shit's cursed. 315 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,435 Oh, how was it? 316 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,520 Very bad and awkward. 317 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:07,189 It's like we suddenly had no chemistry at all, 318 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,442 which is weird because the sex is so good. 319 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,336 Yeah, maybe you ruined it by going on a date. 320 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,779 You know, some things are just better casual. 321 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,865 If you're had a bad time, he probably did too. 322 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,409 I'm sure he's on board to go back to the way things were. 323 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,703 Right, but how do I backslide into casual sex 324 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,121 after we've been on a date? 325 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,598 Eh, just pretend it never happened. 326 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,124 If he brings it up, change the subject 327 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,601 - or just start kissing him. - So you're saying 328 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,128 I should straight-up gaslight his ass? 329 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,547 I like that idea. 330 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,715 This dress is perfect 331 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,175 for my photo shoot with "The Foxy." 332 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,652 It'll make my breasts look really smart. 333 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,236 Oh, does anyone have something formal? 334 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,096 I need something to wear to an econ banquet. 335 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,182 Canaan is getting an award, and I'm going with him. 336 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,265 - Wait. - Really? 337 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,351 As a friend, of course. 338 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,894 Whitney, you don't mind, right? 339 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,330 - Oh, yeah, of course. - Totally cool with it. 340 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,897 But is Jackson okay with that? 341 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,708 Oh, yeah, Hawkeyes don't get jealous like normals. 342 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,193 You know, I might have something for you. 343 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,403 Here. 344 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,865 - Oh, wow, this is perfect. - Aw. 345 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,533 - It's cute. - Yeah. 346 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,118 Oh, Leighton, do you have shoes 347 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,888 that also match this dress that I'm taking from you? 348 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,914 You know, I am starting to suspect 349 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,707 that the reason that you guys wanted to do 350 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,518 this clothing swap was so that you could take 351 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,753 my objectively nicer and more expensive clothing. 352 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,254 - What? - No. 353 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,714 We did plan that, yes. 354 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,259 ♪ That's the smartest thing to do ♪ 355 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,347 ♪ ♪ 356 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,557 I'm actually really excited to show you this. 357 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,977 Over here we have "The Foxy's" temporary headquarters. 358 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,230 - Got it. - Where are you moving to? 359 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:32,650 - Oh, well, we're... - choosing between a bunch 360 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,444 of really beautiful and big office spaces. 361 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,029 But we haven't decided on one yet. 362 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,365 - Nice. - Yes, exactly what she said. 363 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,950 We have a lot of options. 364 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,159 Like, too many, honestly. 365 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,412 - Okay. - So tell me... 366 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,414 what's it like going up against a male-dominated 367 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,957 institution like "The Catullan"? 368 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,309 Well, I've never even heard of "The Catullan" 369 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,626 until I joined. 370 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,545 And I don't care about those limp-dick idiots. 371 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,339 And you can directly quote me, Lila Flores. 372 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,691 Well, we don't want to define ourselves 373 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:57,943 against another school magazine. 374 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,343 What we'd really rather talk about 375 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,178 is some of the exciting work we're doing 376 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,097 as a groundbreaking new organization. 377 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,533 I would love to hear more about that. 378 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,142 Oh, I'll take that one. 379 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,726 A lot of people don't know this, 380 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:11,647 but most of our best writing is in T-shirt form. 381 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,861 Well, I think what Carla is hinting at is well, that... 382 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,946 Well, I think comedy has historically been 383 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,364 a dude's game. 384 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,450 People celebrate men for being ridiculous. 385 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,369 But when women do it, we're labeled as crazy 386 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,872 or shrill or unappealing. 387 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,332 We just want to show that we can not only be funny 388 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,668 in the same way as guys are, but funnier, 389 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,471 because unlike male comedy, we actually have 390 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,963 something new to say. 391 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,673 - Hey. - That was beautiful. 392 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,091 Yeah, I love that. 393 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,093 Amanda Gorman here. 394 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,529 How about we take a few pictures? 395 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,679 Oh, finally. 396 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,139 Oh, my God. 397 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,825 Who wants to do Charlie's Angels with me? 398 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,410 You know what would be a really great pose? 399 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,714 You standing directly behind me. 400 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,979 - Oh. - Ready? 6, 7, 8. 401 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,899 ♪ On the cellie, get you with my selfie ♪ 402 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,193 And the weird thing is, he was right. 403 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,569 Totally forgettable croutons. 404 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,029 All croutons are forgettable. 405 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,531 Threes. 406 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,326 Ay oh, bio bro's got hops. 407 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,744 I see why you're dating him now. 408 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:07,828 We are not dating. 409 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,330 Well, he's kind of hot. 410 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,373 Sorry I called him a human filing cabinet. 411 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,250 Whit, what's up? 412 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,877 - Stay with me, please. - Hell no. 413 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,922 - He didn't say my name. - Mm... 414 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,048 Hey. 415 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,675 Wow, you in athletic shorts... 416 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,320 That's not something I ever thought I'd see. 417 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,763 - Yeah, take this in. - Remember it. 418 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,246 So I had fun on our date last night. 419 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,516 We should do it again. 420 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,142 Yeah, we can talk about that later, 421 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,395 but first, you need to witness me on this court. 422 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,688 Yeah. 423 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,732 You know playing soccer doesn't make you 424 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,776 automatically good at every sport, right? 425 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,487 Oh, I bet you couldn't take me one on one. 426 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,864 Okay, I was voted MVP on my junior varsity team 427 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,241 three years in a row. 428 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,159 - Really? - Wow. 429 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,913 They do MVP on JV teams? 430 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,498 That's adorable. 431 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,708 Okay, let's do this. 432 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,102 Actually, you know what? Shoot it, yeah. 433 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,628 - Oh, just take it? - 100%. 434 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,897 - Yeah, I don't believe in that. - Oh, okay. 435 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,130 It's not... it's not going in. 436 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,132 - That's fair. - That's fine. Yeah. 437 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,218 Ooh. Bet you believe in it now, huh? 438 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,680 Yeah. 439 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,931 Ah! 440 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,141 ♪ ♪ 441 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,434 ♪ Ooh ♪ 442 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,644 Oh-ho-ho! 443 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,062 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up ♪ 444 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,313 - Whoops! - Oh, sorry! 445 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,023 Oh, she really... 446 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,026 ♪ And 19 no skill can measure ♪ 447 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,778 ♪ Oh, baby, that's precious ♪ 448 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,655 ♪ Oh, baby, that's precious ♪ 449 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,407 ♪ Cause it don't get no better ♪ 450 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,616 ♪ Ooh ♪ 451 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,243 Oh. 452 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,328 ♪ ♪ 453 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,705 ♪ This one ♪ 454 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,290 ♪ This one's off the charts ♪ 455 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,624 ♪ Ooh ♪ 456 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,796 ♪ ♪ 457 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,923 I've never been to an econ banquet before. 458 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,300 Lots of vests. 459 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,385 ♪ ♪ 460 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,387 - Hmm. - I'm having fun though. 461 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,805 - Cool. - I'm glad. 462 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,140 Oh, before I forget. 463 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,933 Could I borrow $3? I have to pee, 464 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,476 but I've been avoiding the bathroom 465 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,204 because I don't have cash to tip the attendant. 466 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,855 You can still go. 467 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,398 Okay, everybody, get excited. 468 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,066 It's time we gave out some awards. 469 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,152 Ooh. 470 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,946 First up is the Marin Koljan Award, 471 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,990 which is awarded once a year 472 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,658 to the student that most embodies 473 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,703 a moral and ethical approach to entrepreneurship. 474 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,747 This year's winner is an incredible student 475 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,582 who, in addition to finishing at the top 476 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,584 - of three of my classes... - Wow. 477 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,419 Also founded a charitable start up 478 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,421 that helps to offset the crippling cost 479 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,006 of Alzheimer's treatments, 480 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,675 an issue that is sadly near and dear to his family. 481 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,199 Damn, Canaan, for your sake, I hope 482 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,220 you don't have to follow this guy. 483 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,182 This year's winner is Canaan Greene. 484 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,017 - Wait. - That was you? 485 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,191 ♪ ♪ 486 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,609 ♪ ♪ 487 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,780 ♪ ♪ 488 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,658 - Hey. - Wait, who are you dressed as? 489 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,950 Was Elle Woods queer? 490 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,452 No, this isn't a costume. 491 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,096 The only time I'd ever consider dressing on theme 492 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,747 is for the Met Gala. 493 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,499 Who are you supposed to be? 494 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,959 Carol. 495 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,920 From the movie "Carol." 496 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,672 No? 497 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,715 So you have never been here before. 498 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,716 Not once. 499 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,840 Okay, well, I am excited 500 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,719 to show you around. 501 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,889 Oh, Ginger, Tova, you guys look great. 502 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:14,972 Thank you. 503 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:15,933 This is Tatum. 504 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,643 I'm not dressed up. 505 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,690 Well, Tova, I am obsessed with your Mr. Peanut costume. 506 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,233 I'm not dressed like a peanut. 507 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,776 I'm Marlene Dietrich 508 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,545 That... that is my bad. The hat threw me off. 509 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,947 - Told you. - MandM, peanut. 510 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,508 Food groups, people think food groups. 511 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,283 Maybe try a German accent. 512 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:38,414 Hey, Carol, hold me closer, tall blond dancers. 513 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,873 Okay, Elton. 514 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,437 Yeah, you know, a little known fact: 515 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,061 The I in Elton actually stands for lesbian. 516 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,087 - Ah. - Well, Alicia, this is Tatum. 517 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,422 And, Tatum, this is Alicia. 518 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,732 Oh, it is so nice to meet you. 519 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,091 Just so you know, I usually wear 520 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,135 way bigger sunglasses than this. 521 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,594 Fun party. 522 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,263 I love all the rainbows. 523 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,432 So on the nose. 524 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,933 Thank you. 525 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,102 You know, Leighton actually had this great idea 526 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,104 to have a silent auction to help us raise money. 527 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,774 So please, feel free to buy something or everything. 528 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,317 Well, we will take a look. 529 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,837 We're gonna announce all the winners at 10:00. 530 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,113 Oh, we'll be long gone by then. 531 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,282 Or maybe we'll still be here. 532 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,075 Let's go get a drink. 533 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,660 We will see you around? 534 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,745 Of course. 535 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,079 All right, have fun, guys. 536 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,999 Wow. 537 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,793 ♪ I will never be what you need of me ♪ 538 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,938 Jess is never on campus, so it's gonna to be impossible. 539 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,839 Oh, hey, Bela. 540 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,591 Thanks for coming by on such short notice. 541 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,152 I just want to get your eyes on the "Foxy" profile 542 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,260 before we went to press, 543 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,803 see if you have any corrections. 544 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,322 - Yeah, of course. - And if I see any mistakes, 545 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,866 should I just yell "Stop the presses" or... 546 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,725 Yeah, please don't yell that. 547 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,976 Here it is. 548 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,269 Whoa. 549 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,854 Yeah, I think it's my finest work 550 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,165 since I ranked all the murals on campus 551 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,982 by how racist they are. 552 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,752 No, I mean, this looks more like a profile of me 553 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,068 than "The Foxy" as a whole. 554 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,653 Yeah, I tried to spread it around, 555 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,072 but your quotes were funnier and more passionate. 556 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,449 You were also the loudest, 557 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,493 which may have factored into things. 558 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,262 I guess I'm just worried that the other editors 559 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,330 might feel a little left out. 560 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,167 Well, if you want, I can use this group photo instead. 561 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,461 And I can add in a few more quotes from the other girls 562 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,671 to even it out. 563 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,964 I don't know. 564 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,508 - Whatever you want. - Just tell me. 565 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,052 I have to write, like, 20 alumni obituaries, 566 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,404 and there's not that many ways to say 567 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,181 "dead white businessman." 568 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,225 - Let's keep it as it is. - Yeah? 569 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,018 - Yeah. - Great, cool. 570 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,186 Thanks. 571 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,188 ♪ Ever, ever, ever, ever ♪ 572 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,192 Hey, thanks again for coming. 573 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,568 Oh, my gosh, my pleasure. 574 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,754 Thanks for letting me eat your dessert. 575 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071 No problem. 576 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,590 It was brutal watching the server tell you 577 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,174 the flowers on the plate weren't edible. 578 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,872 ♪ ♪ 579 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,749 Should we... 580 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,959 Sure. 581 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,628 ♪ ♪ 582 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,381 ♪ Cold breath... ♪ 583 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,608 Hey, so why'd you never tell me 584 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,342 about your mom's Alzheimer's? 585 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,386 Sick parents don't usually come up 586 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,555 - casually in conversation. - Really? 587 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,533 I told you about my dad's gout on the first day of work. 588 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,724 I remember. 589 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,868 Those photos will haunt me forever. 590 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,311 ♪ So high ♪ 591 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,397 - ♪ So high ♪ - I don't know. 592 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,065 It's not much to tell, really. 593 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,908 She spent most of her time taking care of us, 594 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,737 so it's time for us to take care of her. 595 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,155 Oh, and her name is Paulette, 596 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,532 and she loves Judge Judy reruns. 597 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,908 - Is that what you meant? - Yes. 598 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,618 Okay. 599 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,664 Well, if you need anything, ever, I'm here. 600 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,999 I appreciate that. 601 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,418 ♪ When it storms ♪ 602 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:35,716 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 603 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,967 ♪ ♪ 604 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,886 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 605 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,931 ♪ I'm just waiting for the... ♪ 606 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,808 Leighton, remember when we said a safe word 607 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,492 - to say when we want to leave? - Mm-hmm. 608 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270 Well, I potassium need us to get 609 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,771 our potassiums out of here, 610 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,523 or I won't potassium you tonight. 611 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,608 - Hey, sure. - I get it. 612 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,751 I just... I think I should bid 613 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,861 on something before we leave. 614 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,362 It's kind of cute they thought 615 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,840 they could raise money by auctioning off things 616 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,407 that are arguably garbage. 617 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,452 I mean, what is this other than being fucking ugly? 618 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,495 That's a pinch pot I made in pottery class. 619 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,289 It took me 70 hours. 620 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,167 Well, I love it so much. 621 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,377 I will not let anyone else have it. 622 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,047 - $200? - Wow. 623 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,673 - Thanks, Leighton. - Yeah. 624 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,276 Do you want 10 more that didn't turn out as good? 625 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,509 Oh, I'll let you know. 626 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,719 Okay. 627 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,598 - Okay. - So I can tell you're mad. 628 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,016 I guess I'm the asshole now? 629 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,726 Yeah, you are being kind of an asshole. 630 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,144 You don't know Ginger. 631 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,705 She is gonna be unpacking that in therapy 632 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,272 for the rest of her life. 633 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,482 I am sorry, but this place 634 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,192 smells like a wet thrift shop. 635 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,195 I'm surprised you like it so much. 636 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,614 Maybe you don't know me as well as you think. 637 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,325 Sure, these people make crafts like child mental patients, 638 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,118 but they are my friends, and I don't like 639 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,682 how judgmental you're being right now. 640 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,473 This, coming from a person who once bragged 641 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,957 about being more judgmental than me. 642 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,501 - Yep. - Well, maybe dating you 643 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,503 has made me realize 644 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,356 that the things we have in common are the things 645 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,923 that I want to change about myself. 646 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,928 Y'all okay? 647 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,554 - Uh, yeah. - I'm good. 648 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,182 I just want to focus on having a good time. 649 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,684 Oh, you want to have a good time? 650 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,185 - Yep. - Well, get ready 651 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,020 for some karaoke, because I think 652 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,855 that Eleanor Roosevelt and Frida Kahlo 653 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,191 are about to duet on "The Boy is Mine." 654 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,359 Ah. 655 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,653 - Come on. - Okay. 656 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:25,242 ♪ And I'm just waiting for this house to burn down ♪ 657 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,119 - Well, that was really fun. - Mm. 658 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,830 - You're welcome to stay. - Sorry I only have one pillow. 659 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,998 Oh, that's okay. 660 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,749 But what are you gonna sleep on? 661 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,173 I just never would have guessed 662 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:44,219 that you and I would be together, dating. 663 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,054 I like it. 664 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,140 Come here. 665 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,891 Oh, okay. 666 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,521 Thanks for such a nice evening. 667 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,773 You actually had a good time at that nerd fest? 668 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,108 I had a great time. 669 00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,860 And I saw you having a good time, too, 670 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,903 so you're the nerd, nerd. 671 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,280 Oh, okay. 672 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,365 All right, this is me. 673 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,700 Thanks again. 674 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,326 Yeah. 675 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,745 - Hey? - Yeah. 676 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,456 Thank you, not just for coming with me, 677 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,751 but for encouraging me to go. 678 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,127 You're a good friend. 679 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,171 So are you. 680 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,547 ♪ ♪ 681 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,215 - Good night. - Good night. 682 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:29,389 ♪ ♪ 683 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,774 - Hey. - Whoa. 684 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,525 They finally cast a Black James Bond. 685 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,069 It's about damn time. 686 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,072 Oh, congrats, by the way. 687 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,155 Kimberly told me. 688 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,532 It was pretty awesome. 689 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,117 It's no big deal. 690 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,535 No, it is a big deal. 691 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,037 I'm proud of you. 692 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,830 I appreciate you. 693 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,708 Where are you coming from? 694 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,795 Oh, just studying at Willow's. 695 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,421 I should probably get home. 696 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,631 Okay. 697 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:03,632 Good night. 698 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,675 Yeah. 699 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:09,471 ♪ I always talk about doom and gloom ♪ 700 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,642 ♪ But maybe there's a silver lining ♪ 701 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,686 ♪ To my jet black attitude ♪ 702 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,648 ♪ Ooh ♪ 703 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:23,568 ♪ But lately I've been losing sleep ♪ 704 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:27,364 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 705 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,075 ♪ But if you're coming over... ♪ 706 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,661 ♪ We're staying up ♪ 707 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,620 Hey. 708 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,163 How was tonight? 709 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,623 I think we should break up. 710 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,542 W-What? 711 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:43,964 ♪ Yeah, you say you've always got me ♪ 712 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:48,301 ♪ That you'll never go and turn your back ♪ 713 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:52,514 ♪ Maybe you're the silver lining ♪ 714 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,767 ♪ The cure to my heart attack ♪ 715 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,270 ♪ Ooh ♪ 716 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:02,524 ♪ Lately, I've been feeling like a mess ♪ 717 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,944 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 718 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,864 ♪ But if you're coming over ♪ 719 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,866 ♪ We're staying up late ♪ 720 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,909 ♪ never leaving this bed ♪ 721 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:16,621 ♪ You're keeping me safe, covers over my head ♪ 722 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:20,792 ♪ If I'm a grenade, I guess you're my pin ♪ 723 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,254 ♪ Holding me together till it all blows up ♪ 724 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,048 ♪ Till it all caves in ♪ 725 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,803 ♪ ♪ 726 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:36,141 ♪ If I'm a grenade, I guess you're my pin ♪ 727 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:39,811 ♪ Holding it together till it all blows up ♪ 728 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,230 ♪ Till it all caves in ♪ 729 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,442 ♪ Ooh ♪ 730 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:49,863 ♪ Till it all blows up, till it all caves in ♪ 731 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,949 ♪ Ooh ♪ 732 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:56,286 ♪ Till it all caves in ♪ 733 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,710 Go to bed.