1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,418 ♪ There will be blood ♪ 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:05,337 ♪ Run for your life ♪ 3 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,006 ♪ Go on and say ♪ 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,799 ♪ Go on and say your last goodbye... ♪ 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,509 Good evening, ladies. 6 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,720 You look beautiful! 7 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,806 Like a mannequin in a fancy department store. 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,350 I wouldn't put it that way, but, yeah, you look cute. 9 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,269 Thank you. I'm doing a practice run 10 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,438 of my hair and makeup for tomorrow's rehearsal. 11 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,565 I want to look my best when I say my one line. 12 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,108 - You only have one line? - Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,651 But, you know, sometimes, one line 14 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,111 can make or break a show. 15 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,446 I mean, mine doesn't, 16 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,989 but in theory it's possible. 17 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,699 - Mm-hmm. - What musical are you doing? 18 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,492 It's an original show that combines 19 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,536 all of the best songs from other musicals. 20 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,831 A musical of musicals? How fun! 21 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,459 Sounds awful. 22 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,419 What? It does. 23 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,129 I'm sorry, why are you here? 24 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,590 Bela gave me a key. 25 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,258 She's having issues with her roommate. 26 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,384 Shouldn't you be mediating 27 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,719 and trying to solve the problem? 28 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,387 She did solve the problem. 29 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,222 By giving me unrestricted access to your room. 30 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,891 And your snacks and whatever's in the fridge. 31 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,726 Well... 32 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,228 time for bed. 33 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,521 Oh, that's actually my... 34 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:07,566 So do we live with that scary lady now? 35 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,901 Well, she's having a tough time. 36 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,069 It's the least we can do. 37 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,737 Besides, she's not that bad. 38 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,530 Do you mind if I shut the lights off? 39 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:16,242 It's just, I'm getting some bleed beneath the door. 40 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,577 Yeah. 41 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,330 Okay, I'll fix it. 42 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,123 ♪ Be blood ♪ 43 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,084 ♪ Run for your life ♪ 44 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:29,547 ♪ Go on and say, go on and say your last goodbye ♪ 45 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,928 How do I look? 46 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,596 Like you robbed a pilgrim. 47 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,390 Sure, okay, but also, who am I giving? 48 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,350 Kimberly, it is too early in the morning for this. 49 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,685 Just tell me what you want me to say. 50 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,311 RBG. 51 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,729 The collar's nod in honor 52 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,314 of the first day of my ethics professor's 53 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:48,941 - symposium. - Oh. 54 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,567 The professor's never let a sophomore in before, 55 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,403 so I really want to wow her. 56 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,321 And she's so accomplished. 57 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,781 Look at how many colleague recommendations 58 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,574 she has. What I wouldn't give to have 59 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,618 even just one recommendation. 60 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,620 - I'll recommend you. - Oh, I know you're trying 61 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,288 to be supportive, but we're not in the same field, 62 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,791 so it would mean nothing. 63 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,459 Do you think it would be weird to request a connect 64 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,836 with my professor on LinkedIn? 65 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,212 Yes, that would definitely be weird. 66 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,797 I already did it. 67 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,298 Good talk. 68 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,887 Okay, everyone, Halloween is in a few days, 69 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,764 and we need to make sure the KJ House party 70 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:23,600 is both dope as hell and culturally respectful as fuck. 71 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,811 Yes, respectful and classy. 72 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,313 - As long as I can have my titties out. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,441 - What's your costume? - I'm not sure yet. 74 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,817 I just know I'm gonna have my titties out. 75 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,152 - Oh. - Mm. 76 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,821 Sorry I'm late. 77 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,115 Oh. 78 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,451 Hey. 79 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,410 Hey, you. 80 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,995 It's good to, uh... 81 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,913 Yeah, it's, uh... good. 82 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:48,792 So do we have a DJ lined up yet? 83 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,419 You thought I wasn't gonna stop the whole meeting 84 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,754 to address that awkwardness? 85 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,213 Yeah, that was crazy. 86 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,423 I assumed you and Canaan 87 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,632 were cool by now. 88 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,051 We are. Yeah, it's all good. 89 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,344 I'm dating someone new. 90 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,678 I'm sure Canaan probably is, too. 91 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:00,929 Yeah. 92 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,264 I'm seeing someone. 93 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,432 Someone? 94 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,683 More like some three or four. 95 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,518 Canaan hosts more college girls 96 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,354 than a hostel at Spring Break. 97 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,813 Thank you, Jayla. 98 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,192 I'm happy we're good. 99 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,194 Yeah, it's fine. I didn't need 100 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,613 some, like, big apology, so... 101 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,782 Should we talk about pumpkins? Let's talk about pumpkins. 102 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,825 Wait a minute, he didn't apologize? 103 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:24,536 Motion to stop the meeting until Canaan says he's sorry? 104 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,330 - Seconded. - Thirded. 105 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,373 You really don't have to do this. 106 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,041 No, they're right. 107 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,793 I do owe you an apology. 108 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,336 I really am sorry 109 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,921 for going behind your back with Kimberly. 110 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,631 Not only should I have been honest with you, 111 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,049 but I should've never crossed a line 112 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,468 with a friend of yours. 113 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,138 Whit, you good? 114 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,765 Yeah. 115 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,893 - Yeah, that was really nice. - Okay. 116 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,688 Next order of business, who's gonna help clean up the kitchen? 117 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,399 'Cause it's still a little funky from the Labor Day potluck. 118 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,942 Ooh, I'm out. 119 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,276 Can't help, very busy. 120 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,903 - I have class today. - My mama calling, 121 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,822 - so I'm gonna go take this outside. - Hey! 122 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,532 The meeting just started. Where y'all going? 123 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,325 Professor Friedman, 124 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,952 thank you so much for having me. 125 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,830 - I'm so excited to be here. - Happy to have you. 126 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,289 I think you're really gonna fit in. 127 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,250 Well, hopefully, I'll stand out 128 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,584 a little bit as well. 129 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,919 Are you wearing the thing 130 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,629 they sell Asian pears in? 131 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,172 Oh, um... 132 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,842 not exactly. 133 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,928 Welcome, everyone. 134 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,264 As you know, the students in this room 135 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,224 are my best and brightest. 136 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,726 Let's go around 137 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,103 the room and introduce ourselves. 138 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,063 Names, facts, 139 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,984 anything you overachievers want to brag about. 140 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,944 Uh, hey, I'm Brian. 141 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,447 I'm president of the Essex College Democrats. 142 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,866 And I spent the summer interning 143 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,701 at the ACLU Headquarters in New York. 144 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,536 I'm Steve. Don't want to jinx it, 145 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,247 but I'm probably going to Stanford Law next year. 146 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,666 I'm a double legacy, so... yeah. 147 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,252 Sup, I'm Lars, and I actually just 148 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,964 spent a semester in Shanghai doing comparative research 149 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,675 on Hong Kong and China's legal systems, so... 150 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:05,262 Wow, starting off strong with three really good intros. 151 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,931 I'm, uh, Kimberly. 152 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,685 I'm from Arizona. 153 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,063 Hmm. 154 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,483 And I also recently worked for the governor of Arizona. 155 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,777 That's so cool, what'd you do? 156 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,988 Well, my official title was "liaison," 157 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,741 so in that capacity, I... 158 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,535 helped with initiatives 159 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,038 that could be liaised 160 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,664 vis-à-vis the government 161 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,750 and vis-à-vis Arizona. 162 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,710 That's crazy, my uncle's, like, 163 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,629 best friends with the governor. 164 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,838 I've got to text him and see 165 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,173 if he knows you. Kimberly, right? 166 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,008 No! Don't do that. I was joking. 167 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,552 Joking? 168 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,971 Yeah, and it's funny because 169 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:50,140 I actually never met the governor. 170 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,433 So you lied. 171 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,144 Uh, you could call it a lie. 172 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:57,523 But aren't all jokes just lies when you think about it? 173 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,066 I mean, show me a comedian, 174 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,028 and I'll show you a professional liar. 175 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,031 - Vis-à-vis... - For the love of God, 176 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,575 could somebody else introduce themselves, please? 177 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,539 - ♪ Yeah we do it like ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 178 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,541 It's time for everyone's 179 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,793 favorite part of rehearsal: notes. 180 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,962 Um, sorry if my singing was a little bit off. 181 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,047 I was startled by a moth earlier, 182 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,551 so my throat was a little bit hoarse from all the screams. 183 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,678 - I thought your tone was lovely. - Wow. 184 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,263 You do not know how much that means to me. 185 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,223 Like, every single time you compliment me, I swear 186 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,225 it feels like the sun is shining brighter on me. 187 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,853 Feels amazing. 188 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:39,107 My first note is for Kacey. 189 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,525 Give me your line again. 190 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,194 I'd love to. 191 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,156 Four loaves of bread, please. 192 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,116 Kacey, do you think this is the first time 193 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,452 your character has ever ordered bread? 194 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,163 Probably not because she's so old? 195 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,749 Mm-hmm. Then why does it sound false? 196 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,876 Let's try it again. 197 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,545 Four loaves of bread, please. 198 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,547 I'm losing "bread." 199 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,592 Four loaves of bread, please? 200 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,427 And now you're just screaming about bread. 201 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,553 It's okay. 202 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,347 Everyone, let's learn from this. 203 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,557 No matter how simple the line, 204 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,976 you must approach it with honesty, 205 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,644 detail and work. 206 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,063 Think about what kind of bread it is. 207 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,440 Ciabatta, a rustic wheat. 208 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,858 Italian herbs and cheeses! 209 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,485 That's very interesting, Blair. 210 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,070 Don't worry, Kacey. 211 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,280 I'm sure you'll get it right by the time we open. 212 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,367 Now, next I want to look at the footwork at the top of act two. 213 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,953 Hurry to places, please. 214 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,583 Hey, for what it's worth, I thought you killed it. 215 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,210 Like, the way you were begging for bread, 216 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,253 it was pathetic, and I mean that in a good way. 217 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,214 Thank you. 218 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,799 I appreciate that. 219 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,218 Can I take you out sometime? 220 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,388 Like, I think you're cute and I think we'd have fun together. 221 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,348 - A date? - Yeah. 222 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,642 Yeah, that sounds fine, I guess. 223 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,895 Cool. Hey, you know, the rest of the cast is getting together 224 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,980 for a Hamilton rap-a-long. Do you want to go? 225 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,899 Oh, no. 226 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,610 I'm gonna be busy whenever that's happening. 227 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,821 Oh, I meant so we could make fun of them. 228 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,531 If you thought I meant that as an actual suggestion, 229 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,324 I've got a lot to prove to you. 230 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,702 Oh. 231 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,789 That's practice! 232 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,541 Hey, Canaan's apology was nice, right? 233 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,669 It'll be good to have him as a friend again. 234 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,170 You really think you're gonna be friends? 235 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,506 What are you gonna do, go get boba? 236 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,174 Start a text thread about Vanderpump? 237 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,676 I mean, maybe. 238 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,678 I'd love to hear his takes on the Bravoverse. 239 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,263 Why are you being weird about it? 240 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,266 Because everyone knows you can't be friends with an ex. 241 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,892 There's no way to small talk 242 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,269 with someone when you've seen their genitals. 243 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,729 I make small talk with you 244 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,063 and I've seen your genitals a bunch of times. 245 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,982 Locker room sightings don't count. 246 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,236 My point is, you can't friend an ex. 247 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,031 That's just facts. 248 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,371 Hey, um, before we go to our first Halloween party together, 249 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,999 would you be open to having a couples costume, and if so, 250 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,376 would you feel more comfortable as... 251 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,211 hot Donkey or hot Shrek? 252 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,964 Absolutely would have picked Hot Shrek, but 253 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,633 I signed up for FAF duty on Halloween. 254 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,218 - What? That stinks! Wait. - I know. 255 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,928 - Is Halloween pretty intense for FAFs? - Yep. 256 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,638 It's the day college students are 257 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,515 most likely to die in an accident. 258 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,185 Sorry, I don't know why I'm saying that like it's fun. 259 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,896 Anyway, do you want to go back to your room and make out? 260 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,398 Yeah, I wish. Uh, Taylor's in my room. 261 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,359 - Oh, that's nice. - Not really. 262 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,111 She never leaves. It's like we live with a British roast comic. 263 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,614 This morning I tripped on a shoe and she had a field day. 264 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,075 - Wait, why won't she leave? - Roommate drama. 265 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,077 Mm, you could help her find a new hobby. 266 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,828 Keep her busy. What's she into? 267 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,747 Mm, she seems to enjoy seducing 268 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,583 and sexually dominating beautiful women. 269 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,752 Wait, that's perfect. I'll get her a new girlfriend, 270 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,420 and then she'll become their problem instead. 271 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,881 Oh, no, I kind of meant more like a book club, 272 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,591 you know, or clarinet lessons? 273 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,176 It's a really underrated woodwind 274 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,178 and it's featured in more popular music than people think. 275 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,222 God, she'd roast you for saying that. 276 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,891 - Yeah. - I think my plan will work just fine. 277 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,643 And if it doesn't, just know 278 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,436 it was the British girl that murdered me. 279 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,107 Huge news, everyone. 280 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,983 You found out who used all my sage hand cream? 281 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,610 Bela, that was you. You got drunk 282 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,903 and you dipped your pizza crust in it. 283 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,947 Ladies, please, 284 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,116 let this tiny speck of a woman share her news. 285 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,158 Thank you. 286 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,910 I have... a date. 287 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,415 I'm so excited! I love first dates. 288 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,000 The tension of the unknown, 289 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,377 the blush of cheeks when you lock eyes. 290 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,586 Wait, when was the last time 291 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,587 you actually went on a first date? 292 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,964 Sixth grade, with Calvin. 293 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,799 We went to the mall and held hands. 294 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,134 He bought me a pretzel. 295 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,344 A college first date might be 296 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,971 a tiny bit more adult. 297 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,305 Yeah, we're all wondering, 298 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,765 so I'll go ahead and ask, 299 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,308 does this guy know you're a virgin? 300 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,144 No, it hasn't come up. 301 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,105 Why? It's not bad to be a virgin, is it? 302 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,982 - Of course it's bad. - Lila. 303 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,775 Men want to know that sex is on the table. 304 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,652 And if you have sex on the table, 305 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,988 make sure to wipe the loose salt off first. 306 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,157 - That shit burns. - Lila, no. 307 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,200 Being a virgin isn't bad. I would just be honest about it. 308 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,202 Yeah, Kimberly's right, there's no shame in being a virgin. 309 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,329 - Disagree. - Ignore her. 310 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,165 But it's not exactly the most exciting topic for a first date. 311 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,708 I mean, it's not an exciting topic for any date. 312 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,043 If you want to see this guy again, 313 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,544 I would take this secret to your grave. 314 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,920 Well, ladies, while I appreciate 315 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,505 the enthusiastic debate, 316 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,507 I just, I really don't think it's gonna come up. 317 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,509 - We're just getting ice cream. - Okay, but just remember, 318 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,803 if he invites you back to his room, that's code for sex. 319 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,140 And if he turns on the music, that's code for butt stuff. 320 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,017 I mean, not always, but sometimes. 321 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,019 It depends on the music. 322 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,355 It was nice meeting you, by the way. 323 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,856 You, too. 324 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,192 She's adorable. 325 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,195 ♪ I like it when I'm movin' and movin' ♪ 326 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,655 ♪ I want to go hard ♪ 327 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,199 ♪ Music is pumpin'... ♪ 328 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,867 When you said a "real date," 329 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,577 this wasn't exactly what I imagined. 330 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,079 Sorry, I know it's not ideal, 331 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,414 but I have to get some strength training in today. 332 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,625 - Coach's orders. - Hey, if this is the only time 333 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,043 you have for me, I'll take it. 334 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,045 And I will need you to sit on my back 335 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,672 - while I do my push-ups. - Okay. 336 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,714 Sup, Whit? 337 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,384 Canaan, hey. 338 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,843 Uh, this is Isaiah. 339 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,887 - Hey, man, good to meet you. - You, too. 340 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,556 Two days in a row. You stalking me, Chase? 341 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,392 Two days? That's interesting. 342 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,937 Sounds like you see "Chase" more than I do. 343 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,980 Chase is just here to work out. 344 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,109 - So, we'll let you get back to it. - Sure. 345 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,112 Hey, Canaan, you here for the dancercise class? 346 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,823 No, man, I, uh, actually just set up for my bench press. 347 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,408 Might check out the class after, though. 348 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,743 - You should join. - Nah, that's all you. 349 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,870 You want to go warm up? 350 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,042 I think I'll get a quick set in first. 351 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,713 You mind if I work in? 352 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,590 Yeah, go for it. 353 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,051 This a good starting weight for me. 354 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,929 He showing off his ass for me or you? 355 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:48,267 Seems like he could have just wiped his face with the towel. 356 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,435 Hmm. 357 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,189 Ah... 358 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,691 Just so you know, 359 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,192 you have nothing to be jealous of. 360 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,403 I'm not jealous. 361 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,493 - ♪ Movin' and groovin' ♪ - ♪ I could dance all night ♪ 362 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,537 - ♪ Movin' and groovin' ♪ - ♪ Show me how you move ♪ 363 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,205 ♪ When you're on the floor, show me how you groove ♪ 364 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,582 ♪ When you want some more ♪ 365 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,083 ♪ I could dance all... ♪ 366 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,918 Delivery for Lila? 367 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,380 Thank you so much, Marv. 368 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,633 Damn it! 369 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,637 Lila, we clearly have enough oat milk. 370 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,349 Why do you keep ordering more? 371 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,351 I cannot lie to you, Kimberly. 372 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,354 I am trying to track down a hot Instacart shopper 373 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,647 that delivered my groceries one time. 374 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,942 And if I have to order ten oat milks every day 375 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,652 just to find the mysterious Instacart snack 376 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,156 known only to me as "Gabe," then, by God, 377 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,201 I will use the Sips credit card to do that. 378 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,453 Fine, but why don't you order something we actually need? 379 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,663 We ran out of vanilla syrup, like, a week ago. 380 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,627 Kimberly, you just blew my mind. 381 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,672 Oh, hello. 382 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,007 Love the topknot. 383 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,176 Professor Friedman. I'm sure you don't remember, 384 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,886 but just in case you do, I want to apologize 385 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,763 for lying yesterday in class. 386 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,682 I definitely remember. 387 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,184 And talked about it with some colleagues. 388 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,186 Why did you feel the need to lie? 389 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,105 Well, I just heard how impressive all the other 390 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,023 students were and I didn't want them to think of me 391 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,359 - as the runt of the litter. - Hmm. 392 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,195 And I'm sure you're gonna say that's not the case. 393 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,990 No, I-I think they do think you're the runt. 394 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,451 You're a year younger, with less experience. 395 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,578 - Okay, so what do I do? - Look, 396 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:36,375 you made a decision to pursue a job that's male-dominated. 397 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:41,296 As a woman that owns dozens of blazers, I love that. 398 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,881 But you will likely need to go 399 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,967 above and beyond to prove yourself 400 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,470 and earn the respect of your colleagues. 401 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:52,099 If you let those guys steamroll you once, they'll never stop. 402 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,059 You're so wise. 403 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,853 Thanks. 404 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,480 Uh, could I order now? 405 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,482 - Yeah. - As rewarding as it was, 406 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,569 I'd love a coffee. And to leave. 407 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,154 Delivery for Lila? 408 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,407 Oh, good, more milk delivered by a random woman. 409 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,076 I love it. Yay. 410 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,915 Come on, Taylor. 411 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,376 We don't want to be late for the special FAF event. 412 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,086 That's where you're wrong. They're never special, 413 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,171 and I always want to be late. 414 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,714 Greetings. Are you here 415 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,049 for queer speed dating? 416 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,717 - Surprise. - Oh, hell no. 417 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,177 Nope. Hell yes. 418 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,596 Welcome to the gathering of the most available 419 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,097 and eager women on campus. 420 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,725 Oh, so you read the flyer. 421 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,644 You used your position as a FAF to trick me. 422 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,063 Oh, grow up. 423 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,397 I have a feeling you're about to meet 424 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,316 the person of your damn dreams. 425 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,902 - I doubt it. - Come on. 426 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,570 I know we just met, 427 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,614 but I feel like I've known you forever. 428 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,699 Are you also getting a past life connection? 429 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,036 - I don't know what that is, but no. - Really? 430 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,704 You don't know about your past lives? 431 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,623 I could tell you what they were if you want. 432 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,461 I identify as a gender-fluid 433 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,338 gynosexual in a poly relationship 434 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,341 with a skoliosexual, a pangender demisexual 435 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,218 and a fully straight guy. 436 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,804 And we're looking for a fifth. 437 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,971 What about you? 438 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,807 I'm... 439 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,266 Taylor. 440 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,851 ♪ Turn around, turn around... ♪ 441 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,937 I should tell you, I have a kid. 442 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,063 Sort of. 443 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,481 It's my sourdough starter, 444 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,233 and I have to burp it every eight hours. 445 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,027 ♪ Baby... ♪ 446 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,363 I really like your accent. It's like... 447 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,990 "Methinks we got an out-of-towner. 448 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,493 "Spot of tea, milady? Innit? 449 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,912 Innit? Innit?" 450 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,622 ♪ I can sit around, sit around... ♪ 451 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,000 Hey. Friendly reminder. 452 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,169 Please wait to check yes or no until after each date. 453 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,338 Is there anyone cool here? 454 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,675 And why does literally everybody have tattoos of the moon? 455 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:54,596 I was about to ask that exact same question. 456 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,140 Hello. 457 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,599 Sorry. 458 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,851 I'm Taylor. 459 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,769 - I'm Ash. - Hmm. 460 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,063 I've been waiting to pair with you all night. 461 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,648 - Oh, really? - Mm. 462 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,316 Are you gonna tell me your sad coming out story? 463 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,027 'Cause I've only heard ten of those today. 464 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,486 Oh, but mine's so different. 465 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,865 Yeah, my parents really didn't understand me. 466 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,369 Well, Ginger, 467 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,246 guess I've done what I came here to do. 468 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,622 That makes one of us. 469 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,167 I didn't match with anyone. 470 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,169 But it's okay. I think being lonely 471 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:29,048 adds a lot of depth to my sapphic yarn art. 472 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,761 It's like, what kind of ice cream place 473 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,012 doesn't have hot fudge? 474 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,388 I still don't understand 475 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,057 how that's better than a chocolate sauce. 476 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,560 Cooper, I'm sorry, but you sound really ignorant right now. 477 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,355 I'm having a really good time tonight. 478 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,023 I want to know everything about you. 479 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,358 Oh, my God, same. 480 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,735 Okay, um, top three favorite movies. 481 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,028 Oh, easy. John Wick, 482 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,238 John Wick 3, John Wick 2. 483 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,907 There are three of those things? 484 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,575 Yeah. There's actually four. 485 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,744 Mm. 486 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,288 Do you want to come over and watch one? 487 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,415 - Like, in your room? - Yeah. 488 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,376 My roommates are out tonight, 489 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,086 and we have a really comfy couch. 490 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,629 Instead of going there, 491 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:12,466 we could, um, just watch it here in public on your phone. 492 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,885 Why would we do that? 493 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,596 Well, the benches here are quite comfortable. 494 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,474 Some might say more comfortable than indoor furniture. 495 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,934 You sure? 496 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,602 M-My dorm's right over there. 497 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,281 Hey, I think you're in my seat. 498 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,451 I left my Chagaccino there. 499 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,413 Sorry, I'm sitting here now. 500 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,249 Why don't you take one of the open seats? 501 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,625 They're all in a sunbeam. 502 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,169 All right, anyone find 503 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,880 any good voter suppression case studies? 504 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,216 I found some really good stuff in this book from the library. 505 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,052 Yeah, I'm sure that old-looking book is on the cutting edge. 506 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,638 I bought a subscription to a new legal research site. 507 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,517 It's like LexisNexis on frickin' crack. 508 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,856 Well, Steve, some of us need to rely 509 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,566 on free resources, Steve. 510 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,110 Sorry I can't afford fancy subscriptions, 511 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,780 or more than ten New York Times articles a month, Steve. 512 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,323 Let me guess, 513 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,285 you have a rich dad who's bankrolling you. 514 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,870 This is Steve. Boop, boop, boop, boop. 515 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:26,832 "Uh, Daddy? Yeah, I need more money 516 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,502 because there's an academic database I need access to." 517 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,838 Yeah, no, wait, actually, you probably don't even talk 518 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:33,922 to your dad. 519 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,507 Your dad probably hates you 520 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,468 but pays for everything you want anyway. 521 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,636 Like, did your dad buy your Chagaccino, Steve? 522 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,847 "Enjoy your Chagaccino, sport." 523 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,813 Dude, 524 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,191 his dad died in a helicopter accident. 525 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,076 Is Steve okay? 526 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,869 He was crying pretty hard. 527 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,831 It was tough making out words, but I did hear "bullying," 528 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,417 so I think he'll be making a formal complaint. 529 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,586 What? I can't be a bully. 530 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,546 I'm a runt, remember? 531 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,216 Well, you went from runt to cunt. 532 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,094 Whoa. Are you allowed to say that? 533 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,554 Probably not. I got caught up in the rhyme. 534 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,474 But my point still stands. You overdid it. 535 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,685 Okay, how do I un-overdo it? 536 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,228 Kimberly, if you can't find 537 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,938 your way through this on your own, 538 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,317 maybe you don't belong in the symposium. 539 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,487 ♪ What are you talking about? ♪ 540 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,239 ♪ What are you talking about? ♪ 541 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,199 ♪ I'm never leaving the house ♪ 542 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,784 ♪ You know, we gotta get out ♪ 543 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,662 ♪ I want your mind on fire, fire ♪ 544 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:50,207 ♪ I want your mind on fire, fire ♪ 545 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,168 ♪ I want your mind on fire, fire ♪ 546 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,922 ♪ I want your mind, your mind, your mind, your mind ♪ 547 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,633 ♪ I want your mind on fire, fire... ♪ 548 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,302 Okay, first things first, let's head to the bar 549 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,346 so I can make everyone a Kacey-tini. 550 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,681 Oh, I don't know what that is, 551 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,516 but I hope it includes orange soda 552 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,601 because I have eight liters on the way, 553 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,146 hopefully cradled in the arms of a hot man named Gabe. 554 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,606 I'm gonna go check on Isaiah. He was, like, 555 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,025 weirdly jealous of Canaan yesterday, 556 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,359 so I'm just gonna go make sure he knows 557 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,444 he has nothing to worry about. 558 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,737 Cool, cool. 559 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,406 Oh, how was your virgin date, Kacey? 560 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,491 - Oh, it was a disaster. - Aw. 561 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,201 He invited me back to his room and I freaked out 562 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,038 and ran away so fast, I dislodged a few cobblestones. 563 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,290 - Oh? - I'm sure he thinks I'm a total weirdo. 564 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,541 Or maybe he just thinks 565 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,751 you're playing hard to get. 566 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,085 I've never done it myself, 567 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,337 but I've heard great things. 568 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,629 Great point, Bela. 569 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,465 Problem solved. Let's go dance! 570 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,175 I don't think I'm in the mood. 571 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,010 I'd rather sit down somewhere and untangle my headphones. 572 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,596 Oh, do you want to swap your Bernie Sanders costume 573 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,223 for my fairy costume so you can look cute for a while? 574 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,850 Uh, no, I'm good. 575 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,019 I just can't stop thinking about earlier. 576 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,645 I haven't seen a guy cry that hard 577 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,189 since my dad watched Sing 2. 578 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,816 - Is that a sad movie? - It is. 579 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,778 Bono plays a lion who misses his dead wife. 580 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,614 - Funny. - Hello. 581 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,366 I've a whole lot of soda for Lila? 582 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,659 I got Marv twice? 583 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,787 You can keep the soda, Marv. 584 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:10,996 Yes. 585 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,790 I'm going again. 586 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,757 And you know, it's like, now I have no choice 587 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,676 but to tell him that I'm a virgin. 588 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,260 Well, you know, technically speaking, 589 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,804 you might not even be a virgin. 590 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,597 Have you ever gone on a wooden roller coaster? 591 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:30,641 Ignore her. My question is, 592 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,434 why do you go on a date with a theater major 593 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,019 - in the first place? - Yeah. 594 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,355 - Let's talk about that. - Really, though, 595 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,023 if this guy is worth dating, 596 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,733 he won't care that you're a virgin. 597 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,777 Yeah, you know, I-I-I think that that's true. 598 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,612 Just make sure you look good when you tell him. 599 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,822 If you look sickening enough, 600 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,448 you can say anything to a man 601 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,409 and he'll be fine with it. That's facts. 602 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,578 You suck. 603 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,706 - Thanks. - See? 604 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,332 Wow. 605 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,835 It's all in the boobs. Stick your chest up a little bit. 606 00:22:57,836 --> 00:22:59,586 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah! 607 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,963 You ain't look like no virgin to me. 608 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,592 Thank you. 609 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,177 Everyone keeps thinking I'm dressed 610 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,554 like the old guy from Up. 611 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,972 That's crazy. 612 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,640 If anything, you look like Larry David. 613 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,225 Why are you dressed as Danny DeVito? 614 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,936 Oh, no, that's not... Eh. 615 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,731 - Forget it. - Hey, girleena. 616 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,190 Wait, where's your new gay bae? 617 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,859 It didn't work out. I don't really think 618 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,777 I'm in my dating era at the moment. 619 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:26,113 I'm not giving up, I am very motivated to find you someone. 620 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,240 Any constructive criticism? Feedback? 621 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,284 We could absolutely find you someone else tonight. 622 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,161 I don't think so. 623 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,620 And I'm not really feeling this party. 624 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,247 I think I'm gonna head home. 625 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:36,623 Do we still have that pad thai in our room fridge? 626 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,251 Our room? You don't live there. 627 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,920 I know you're probably upset about how your costume looks, 628 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,589 but there's no need to take it out on me. 629 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,007 Taylor, I'm sorry, but 630 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,842 you're driving me and my roommates nuts. 631 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,510 You're in our suite way too much. 632 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:49,970 You're mean. And I'm pretty sure 633 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,805 you've been trimming your bangs in my bed. 634 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,640 - Uh, you can't prove that. - I don't care. 635 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,059 I want my key back. 636 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,561 Fine. Here. 637 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,066 ♪ Awake all night ♪ 638 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,109 ♪ 'Cause you're, you're paralyzed... ♪ 639 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,613 Should we tell that guy he's hitting on a fake mummy? 640 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,158 No. No. Let him keep trying. He needs to learn. 641 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:14,870 Is there a Lila here who ordered a, uh, 642 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,498 single banana from 7-Eleven? 643 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,582 Gabe! 644 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:19,792 There is a Lila. It's me. 645 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,210 I've been waiting for you. 646 00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,630 Is this your last delivery of the night? 647 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:25,464 It is now. 648 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:29,426 Holy fuck. Yes! 649 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:33,223 Oh, gotta love it. 650 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,850 I'm-a bounce out. 651 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,061 Got a party I got to make it to. 652 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,270 Mm-hmm. 653 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,314 Okay, if you're meeting up with a girl, 654 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,607 you can just say that. 655 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,900 Okay, yeah. 656 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,485 Yeah, I'm meeting up with a girl. 657 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,487 - Okay. - I'm happy we're friends again. 658 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,115 Me, too. 659 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,953 You look really good tonight. 660 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,204 Thank you. 661 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,836 ♪ When I'm grind her, I'm-a ask ♪ 662 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,005 ♪ Yeah, huh, if not, you will, lil momma ♪ 663 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,923 ♪ I'm-a serve you all night and you can jerk... ♪ 664 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,550 I need to figure out 665 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,343 how to get along with the guys in this symposium, 666 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,970 but still be taken seriously. 667 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,097 What's a good middle ground between runt and cunt? 668 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,849 It doesn't have to rhyme, but it could. 669 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,475 Look, no matter what you do, 670 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,436 you're either a quiet voice they can push around, 671 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:22,479 or you dare to talk to them the way they talk to each other 672 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,689 and get labeled a raging bitch. 673 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,940 She's right. 674 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,650 Those are the two types of women. 675 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:28,110 Oh, I don't think that. 676 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,987 I'm just paraphrasing what society thinks. 677 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:33,365 The point is, you're not a runt or a cunt. 678 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:34,867 You're Kimberly Finkle. 679 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,494 You're a smart, unique weirdo who knows the name 680 00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,371 of every president and their wife 681 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,581 and their cause of death. 682 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,082 That's true. Most people think 683 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,709 President Garfield died of a gunshot wound, 684 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,086 but he actually died 80 days later of sepsis. 685 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:48,672 Exactly. Only you would know something that boring. 686 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,049 And don't let some stupid jerk 687 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,425 make you spend time wondering 688 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,551 how to present yourself. 689 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,594 Just be you. 690 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,554 Okay. Thanks, guys. 691 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,972 Yeah. You got this. 692 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,724 Now let's change into a cuter costume 693 00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,933 and take some selfies. 694 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,435 I'm not changing my costume. 695 00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,729 Please. At least unzip the parka. 696 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,230 Hey. Where-where have you been? 697 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,733 I feel like I haven't seen you all night. 698 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,651 I've been right here. 699 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,445 Just with my roommates. 700 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:14,156 Hey, uh, do you want to get out of here and go to your place? 701 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,157 You read my mind. 702 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,033 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 703 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,451 - Bye. - Ugh. 704 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,786 I hate to see them go, 705 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,496 but I love to watch Isaiah leave. 706 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:23,248 Damn, he's got a nice back. 707 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,416 Mm. 708 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:33,717 Kacey? 709 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:34,927 Can we talk for a sec? 710 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,261 Cooper, um... Please, no. 711 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,763 We're in the middle of a makeup test, 712 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:38,931 so just come back later. 713 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:41,308 I just think we should talk now. 714 00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:42,852 Okay, fine. 715 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,187 Holy fuck! 716 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:46,522 I don't want you to see me like this. 717 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,856 Please, just talk to my shoes. 718 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,400 No, no, you look... good. 719 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:51,026 I mean, hey, I like seeing what you'd look like 720 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,278 150 years from now. That's... 721 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,863 So, what happened? 722 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,407 I thought we were having a good date and then you bolted. 723 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:59,327 Okay, Cooper, I have to tell you something. 724 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,914 I'm a virgin. 725 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:05,833 All right. That's cool. 726 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,459 I've never had sex. 727 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,086 I know what virgin means. 728 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,796 Oh. 729 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,132 Kacey, I like you, 730 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,426 I'm happy to take things at your pace. 731 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,177 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 732 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:20,514 Honestly, I was just kind of disappointed 733 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,016 that I didn't get a good night kiss 734 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,600 at the end of our date. 735 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,144 I wanted that, too. 736 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,313 Would it be all right if I kissed you now? 737 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,983 I'd like that. 738 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,155 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah, it's... 739 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,241 - Just... - Maybe we could... 740 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:44,663 Okay, so, who wants to present first? 741 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,249 I'll go. 742 00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:50,002 So I've been thinking a lot about my dad, Dale Finkle. 743 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,046 He's a manager of Walgreens, 744 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:55,090 and they have a policy to give employees time off 745 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:56,884 to go vote on election days. 746 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,635 But people are afraid that they'll lose their jobs 747 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:01,347 if they take too much time off work to wait in long lines, 748 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,765 and because of that, 749 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,141 important voices aren't being heard. 750 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:06,185 Cute story. Why don't they just 751 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:07,936 mail in their ballots? That's how I vote. 752 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,688 Really? What state do you vote in? 753 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:12,608 - California. - Then mail-in voting makes sense for you. 754 00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:14,068 But not everyone is lucky enough 755 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,486 to live in a state where that's an option. 756 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:16,904 So thank you for helping me 757 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,739 illustrate my point, 758 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,407 which is that diversifying 759 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,493 the ways we vote is the only way 760 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,579 working-class Americans in a majority of states 761 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,749 can make sure they're a part of the democratic process. 762 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,209 And until they are, 763 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,252 I would suggest you check your mail privilege. 764 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:33,545 M-A-I-L. 765 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:36,548 Damn, Steve, she just homophoned your ass. 766 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,092 She really did. 767 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:40,636 I love the way Kimberly came in, 768 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,680 shared a smart idea 769 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,473 of her family's experience 770 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:47,518 as opposed to something she just read online. 771 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,436 That's really the kind of personal story 772 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,938 I'm looking for. 773 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,398 I'll have to change the names 774 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,943 so I can use it for my own, but well done. 775 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:03,909 Yes! Oh... Sorry. 776 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:07,247 I just got a really good push notification. 777 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,751 That's absolutely not true. 778 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,255 Hey, Taylor, uh, can we talk for a moment? 779 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,925 Uh, sure. Um... 780 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,013 What's up? 781 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:26,265 So I came here to apologize 782 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:27,891 for what I said at the Halloween party, 783 00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,768 but now I'm confused. 784 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,311 I thought you didn't like your roommate. 785 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,397 That's... 786 00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:34,940 not exactly the issue. 787 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,817 Okay. So, what is it? 788 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,235 Do you think your room is haunted? 789 00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:39,778 Because it is. They all are. 790 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:42,156 I have a crush on my roommate, 791 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,742 but she isn't into girls. 792 00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:47,286 I love being around her, 793 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,954 but at the same time, I know I can't be with her 794 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,499 in the way that I want, and it's really painful. 795 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,084 I get it. 796 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,880 It sucks to be into someone who's unavailable. 797 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,969 I'll give you our room key back, but... 798 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,804 you have to be nice to everyone. 799 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,475 Fine. I'll behave. 800 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:14,772 Coach is pushing us too damn hard. 801 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:19,026 Why do we have to show up two hours early to every game? 802 00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:21,862 What's going on with you? You're dragging ass today. 803 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,405 I didn't sleep at all. 804 00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,990 Canaan, like, touched my lower back last night, 805 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:26,492 and it really threw me off. 806 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,786 I told you, you can't be friends with an ex. 807 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,705 Yeah, I felt so guilty about it, I stayed up with Isaiah. 808 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,666 We stayed up, like, three times. 809 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:36,543 The guilt bang. I've been there. 810 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,170 I didn't sleep well, either. 811 00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:39,505 Not for sex reasons. 812 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:42,091 I spilled a bowl of pasta in my bed. 813 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:44,009 I'm gonna play real bad today. 814 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,679 ♪ I didn't even tell the team, I just say less ♪ 815 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,597 ♪ Like a muse by lead, I do real flex ♪ 816 00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:50,557 ♪ Main character, queen's in the main day ♪ 817 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:53,352 ♪ Say my name, ring bells on the realest... ♪ 818 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:58,857 Ow! 819 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,026 Fuck! 820 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:04,196 Oh, fuck. 821 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:06,824 Fuck! Shit. 822 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:15,625 You have a slight tear in the meniscus. 823 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:18,043 There are a couple options here. 824 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,378 You can sit out 825 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:22,048 the rest of the season to heal, or... 826 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,675 we could give you cortisone shots, 827 00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:26,593 which would help with the pain and let you keep playing. 828 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:29,346 Though playing now would mean a longer recovery process later. 829 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:30,889 Slightly longer. 830 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:32,016 What do you think I should do, Coach? 831 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:33,559 It's totally your choice. 832 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,394 But it would be a shame to lose you 833 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:37,396 so close to the playoffs, and, uh... 834 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:39,481 I mean, 835 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:41,526 you know how much the team needs you. 836 00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:45,739 I'll do the shots. 837 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,408 Yeah. 838 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,833 ♪ Heart coming up my throat ♪ 839 00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,918 ♪ Hold my hair, I just might choke ♪ 840 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,920 ♪ Ugh, my tongue is numb ♪ 841 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,672 ♪ I thought I was having fun ♪ 842 00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:05,632 ♪ I just got here, but I'm leaving ♪ 843 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,593 ♪ Think I'm getting worse at breathing ♪ 844 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,511 ♪ I'll avoid the bad impressions ♪ 845 00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:12,140 ♪ Diet Coke 7-Eleven ♪ 846 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,604 ♪ Up and down, I'm running out of batteries ♪ 847 00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,205 ♪ I just got here, but I'm leaving ♪ 848 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:38,165 ♪ Think I'm getting worse at breathing ♪ 849 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,125 ♪ I'll avoid the bad impressions ♪ 850 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,835 ♪ Diet Coke 7-Eleven ♪ 851 00:32:41,836 --> 00:32:43,796 ♪ I just got here, but I'm leaving ♪ 852 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,798 ♪ Think I'm getting worse at breathing ♪ 853 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,925 ♪ I'll avoid the bad impressions ♪ 854 00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:49,927 ♪ Diet Coke 7-Eleven ♪ 855 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:21,120 Go to bed.