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Guard Room

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No, Wayne, still can't.

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Something happened.

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Can we hurry up?
You don't wrap a Christmas present.

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- I have to get to a party.
- You have a fracture.

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You must go home
and rest.

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Shut up and pack!

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Lois, I'm not so high now.

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- Please, sir.
- They have soft ears.

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- Moo!
- Stop it!

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Give me back the hammer!

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I will list what you have to do
and I'll give you some painkillers.

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I don't need it.

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what are you doing Sit down!
The cast has not yet been fixed.

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I didn't even give you crutches.
You're going to hurt yourself even more.

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Then I'll be back after the party
and you make me feel good

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Come on, Hal!

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Hal?

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Soft!

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THE LIFE OF MALCOLM: STILL UNFAIR

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Life is unfair

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Come on! Mom and Dad are waiting for us there.

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Breathe, Kelly! It only starts at 20:00.

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- Do you want to look good or not?
- I…

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I want to know how Reese is going to get her revenge.

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Stop thinking about Reese!
There's nothing you can do about it.

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It's like a tornado
for which you do not receive an alert.

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You just have to accept.

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what the hell I'm already getting my panties in a bunch!

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Francis! Get me some baby panties
from your mother!

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Right now, honey!

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Wayne, take care of the speakers!

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I don't mean the volume, but the mix.

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That speaker is too slow,
and these three, too cool.

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Did you bring the spare cables?

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I know that's not the intention,
but your impatience turns into aggression

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and it shakes me so hard
so I can't communicate.

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We continue after I sit with my hands
under cold water.

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- Dear...
- Hal, I don't need help.

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Let me handle it!

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I'm sorry, honey.

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I had to figure it out
that my innate enthusiasm

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it made you even more stressed, but you're doing fine.

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- Everything is already perfect.
- Are you still high?

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No, they're just smarter

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because my pride died
after using my expanded consciousness.

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It's delicious!

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Tell me if you want a break!

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On Wednesday I rub the sound pizzas
at Shadyside Asylum.

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Jodel, barbershop, jodel, barbershop.

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People are going crazy.

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- I have emotions, surprisingly.
- Why is that surprising?

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Yes, you ignored them for years,
and now you have to explain to them why.

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- Hello!
- Hello!

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Here's how we do it.
We avoid ours as much as we can,

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we hide when they dance
then we go out when they are happy.

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Until then, we're on our own.

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Cool! Give me her business card.

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Malcolm? Malcolm!

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are those your friends

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I wouldn't say they are friends...

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Malcolm! We are your friends!

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- Hello!
- We missed the fourth musketeer.

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Lloyd, Dabney, Kevin,
they are tristan and my daughter leah.

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You have procreated! What a relief!

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And the three of us created a child.

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With a surrogate mother?

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- Sure.
- He is our Hubert.

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An ant! Don't worry.
I think I confused her.

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- What else have you done?
- GenetiTech Resources.

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I set it up in college and got it
contracts before we graduate.

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Ministry of Defense.

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We do a lot of weird things.

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Look at your mother!

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Stevie!

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God! Nice to see you!

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Hello!

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- They are Tristan and Leah.
- Hello! what are you doing

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I was doing great,
until I caught the ex-husband

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crying for pity
in a whirlwind of resentment

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born of self-hatred.

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But thanks for the question!

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Tell your mother
that I hate that he came here

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wearing the necklace given by me
29 years ago in the name of love!

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It's like a slap in the face in space and time!
Tell him!

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Dad says…

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that he really…

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you…

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- Run, you cowards!
- Okay.

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…he hates.

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He's stupid like Dewey
be present here on the laptop.

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Eat my eggs, Jamie! I am polite.

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- Excuse me. Hello!
- Sorry, talk to you later.

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- We are very busy.
- Yes, we have a lot to do.

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I'm sorry. I have no excuse.

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I just want to make things right.

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Please!

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It's not the first horrible thing
which you did

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Leah, you want to hear all the horrible things
which did he do?

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- Yes.
- Children, help!

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They put in Chiavari chairs and high tables
in front of the low ones

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and blocks the view of the stage.

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Hello, Grandma!

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A person who likes hugs!

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I said I'd try for your birthday.

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Malcolm, I'm glad you have…

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I think he snuck in on all fours.

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- What the hell is wrong?
- At least he came. Leave him!

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Not. Jamie has no shame
with his family.

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You know how hard it was for him
ask permission to come here?

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They don't know I'm gone.

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I'm on duty right now.

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…over the face into space…

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and… time.

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Who else wants?

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Tell your father to get a dictionary

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and look for the word "gift".

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Unless it is
like anything else in the relationship

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which has secret conditions
which it reveals

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only when he wants to attack me
when I'm vulnerable.

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He loves you.

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Private Francis, right!

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That's what military school did to us.

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You don't get away with it.

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You guys started early.

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Ten is a respectable age.

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I was making a toast
for our dear Commander Spangler.

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rot in hell
one-armed villain!

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- Tell me what you have in your bag?
- Are you my supervising officer?

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Really, are you?

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We decided to commit one last crime,
for the sake of good times.

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Nice statue head!

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"I came, I cut, I conquered."

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That was good!

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- We put it on Instagram.
- Brilliant!

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wait…

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She was the most beautiful
transcendental experience.

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Abe said you were rolling around naked
on a dirty linoleum, strangling you.

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Transcendentally.

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Kelly!

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Don't forget that revenge is justified
after an unjustified revenge,

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but it is not justified
if it was justified.

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Yes.

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Calm down!
It's truce until after the party.

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Are you sneaking me some rolls?

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I'm glad to have a person
to whom to tell everything I feel.

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I have nothing to do
what kind of potato are you

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One of the Russet type.

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Me too! Yes!

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It would! I am seven years old when I run
the words. Let me change the subject!

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It's so boring here.

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what are you wearing

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I picked it up for him. I look great.

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Sent

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I moved him.

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"Pretty"? "Beautiful"? "Sexy"?

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Breasts?

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show me your breasts

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Where did you get the macaroni and cheese?

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I brought them from home.

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When I come back, I have a full plate waiting
no comments.

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Here you were, Piama!

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My dear sweetie!

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Gretchen, good to see you!

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Sorry about Otto.

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He did not suffer.
Puma was fast and efficient.

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- What are you doing now?
- I am a cattle midwife.

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I go from town to town

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from cow to cow to help them have girls.

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It is a spiritual work.

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Not the cleanup after.
It's disgusting. But…

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God!

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- You have a calf in you.
- From where...

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- I have natural talent. Boy or girl?
- We don't know yet.

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Do you want to know?

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what the hell

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The clip where we decapitate the statue
it has 3,000 disapprovals.

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- Who doesn't love a classic prank?
- Let me see!

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- Where was this statue?
- In front of a bar.

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- I didn't go in, it seemed doubtful.
- What was the name of the bar?

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It also had a dubious name.
It was called "Stagness".

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What does that mean?

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It's not "Stagness" you idiots, it's St. Agnes.

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It's a church.

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What statue is placed in front of churches?

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It looks like…

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Burger King!

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No wonder they were upset.
People love him.

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Hubert! Come and dance with the three fathers!

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Maybe I'm exaggerating and just teasing.

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You're not serious, are you?

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Come on, show them. It's not a big deal.

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How obsessed!

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My first conquest is an obsessed.

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20 minutes have passed.
I still don't have a better idea.

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Malcolm!

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Occupied!

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You think I can't crawl
to get you out of there?

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- Can we not do this in the bathroom?
- No. You outdid yourself with the joke.

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We're going to clear everything up here and now.

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We return as a family to the party.

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Shrimp are not good!

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We do not serve shrimp.

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I ate something with a tail.

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Baby, sting!

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We should go out.

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You're kidding!

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if you want to go out
tell me why you did that

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Come on, take it all out!

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Sorry, you weren't talking to me.

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Do you think a bathroom chat solves everything?

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No, but it's a start.

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- Are you waiting until my funeral?
- I have nothing to say!

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- That's how we are.
- Easy, boy.

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We keep arguing
and everyone creates their own disaster!

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Yes, we're going crazy. And what?
That's what families do.

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00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,832
It's more than that.

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They like me better when I'm away from you.

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That's what you said.

220
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And…

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I'm sorry I'm the way I am with you.

222
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How? why are you yelling Friction to wooden leg.

223
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No, I know I'm disappointing you.

224
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What?

225
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He said he knows he's letting you down!

226
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Sorry, I'll be quiet.

227
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Now I'm going to be quiet.

228
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Mom, you always have
huge expectations from me.

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Like I have a superhuman brain
that solves all the world's problems.

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I'm sorry, but I can't.

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- And I can't stand the pressure.
- When did I put pressure?

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You said you wanted me to come
the president of the united states!

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The president?

234
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,926
Is this what it's about?

235
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,096
Malcolm, it was just a plan.

236
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,350
Plans are not contracts,
they are just plans.

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I have hundreds of plans with your father
and look at us!

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We don't get any,
so we make new ones.

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Don't take everything seriously.

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did you lie

241
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,370
Have you been lying to me all this time?

242
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,916
Do you know how much your lie traumatized me?

243
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You made me suffer with your lie
for 18 years!

244
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What kind of satanic monster are you?

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They found each other.

246
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We tried to provide you
positive goals

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to finish college

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don't party, don't skip school
and become a forester.

249
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We were good parents.

250
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You don't even care as much as stress and anxiety
did they give me these expectations?

251
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You realize that my degrees,

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charity, awards,
my beautiful and perfect daughter,

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00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,955
the woman who loves me
and it completes my life

254
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,998
did they appear because of your lie?

255
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,708
How could you do this to me?

256
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,630
Stay like this…

257
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,927
Malcolm, you have many accomplishments.
It is only your merit.

258
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,638
You made it on your own.

259
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,976
You are a good father and a good man.

260
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,728
Better than we expected.

261
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,856
I wish we hadn't upset you so much

262
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,108
and I can't promise it will get better.

263
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,735
But I miss you.

264
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,365
I miss you too.

265
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,705
I'm struggling to keep it in
but it sounds even louder!

266
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,290
Let's go out, please!

267
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:02,044
By the way, I adore my niece.

268
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,755
- It's not hard.
- And I approve of Tristan.

269
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,550
Thank you! Please, I don't need your approval.

270
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,927
I know, but I still approve.

271
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,015
Thank you! I really love her.

272
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,059
Like you and dad.

273
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,484
We are no longer friends.

274
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,236
We talk after dessert.

275
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,660
You look good, dad.
have you recovered Good thing you escaped.

276
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,871
I'm not out yet, Reese.

277
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,457
- What did I miss?
- Hold me higher!

278
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,500
- I can't see his face.
- You put it on now!

279
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,419
- Done.
- That's right, it's your time.

280
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,087
We will intervene later.

281
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,507
Dad, there's no point in apologizing.

282
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,428
I always apologize.
But this time it's different.

283
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,014
I used you

284
00:16:55,097 --> 00:17:00,394
and I pretended we had
a closer and more loving relationship.

285
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:07,610
I know I made you feel awful
and the horrible part for me

286
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,323
it's that I pretended
that we have the relationship we've always dreamed of.

287
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,952
You ruined our fun!

288
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,453
- Yes, well done!
- Thank you!

289
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,666
My sincerest apologies
that I have ever heard.

290
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,336
But it doesn't mean anything.

291
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,171
- It's getting interesting again.
- Mother...

292
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:32,468
You always relied on the fact
that no matter what you do, I will always love you.

293
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,389
And it's true. It goes for all of you.

294
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,934
I assumed that love lies

295
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:44,105
in every cell of me
without being able to prevent it.

296
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,149
But I figured it out
that it was only for your mother.

297
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,569
You are completely different.

298
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:53,364
Destroy everything without problems

299
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,325
and you are so selfish
and ignorant, so that…

300
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,828
make everything very difficult

301
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,916
and as my honest love
to seem like a heroic deed.

302
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,296
Do you know how good that makes me feel?

303
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,675
Thank you for this gift!

304
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,429
Especially you.

305
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,598
Well... Right.

306
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,395
- Are you sure everything is ready?
- Don't worry!

307
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,064
Because everything is ready or why?

308
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,067
What do you want, but stop staring.
I don't like it.

309
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,945
It's too late now.

310
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,783
Attention, please!

311
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,951
Everyone!

312
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,248
It's a very important day for me.

313
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,543
After 40 years of frustration,

314
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,465
Hal let me celebrate however I wanted
our relationship.

315
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,052
As I want.

316
00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:00,514
Today everything is happening
exactly the way I want it.

317
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,268
Because, baby, for the first time…

318
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,354
for the first time…

319
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,192
I'm not the center of attention, you are.

320
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,620
Happy birthday, sweetie!

321
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,666
I watched many tutorials online,
I rented equipment

322
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,794
and I got this expensive laptop
which I kept hidden.

323
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,837
I hope you like it!

324
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,257
What do you want the world to know about your father?

325
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,885
Dad is a complicated man.

326
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,263
No, it's not.

327
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,226
He is the least complex man,
and that's what I like about him.

328
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,312
I'm away on tour a lot
in different cities.

329
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,482
Sometimes I don't know where I am
when dad calls me

330
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,484
It doesn't understand the time zone

331
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,404
and he always calls me at four in the morning.

332
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,823
But it's still nice of him.

333
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,411
I feel at home when I talk to him.

334
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,373
I thought and wrote this.

335
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:18,134
What I like most is my father's endurance.

336
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,095
How much suffering it can cause!

337
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:26,642
I caused trouble, I fought,
I was expelled twice.

338
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,814
But dad was always patient with me.

339
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,357
When I met Hal…

340
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,944
We got married without telling them.
A big lie.

341
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,113
Finally, I was afraid.

342
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,574
I knew all fathers were drunk and mean,

343
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,493
but he was always quiet
and of hope.

344
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,954
I see him as a father.

345
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:51,584
I was arrested three times.
No, twice. Ex-matriculated by three.

346
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,921
We were all shocked.

347
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,550
But my brothers surpassed me,

348
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,428
so I had to find something myself.

349
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:08,476
So I chose noise.
I like the sound of breaking something.

350
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:13,063
Dishes, lamps, large windows, small windows.

351
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:18,027
If you know what you are doing, you can create frequencies
that destroy your brain.

352
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:25,075
when dad stopped me
he always did it gently.

353
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,872
It really made me want to be peaceful.

354
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,666
I appreciated his gentleness.

355
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,628
Even though I'm a tough guy.

356
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,631
Look at these monsters!

357
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,926
Maybe the love of your life
be a man?

358
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:46,889
Another straight man?
I would say yes. A thousand times, yes.

359
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:51,060
When someone is so loving,
generous, sincere and honest,

360
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,229
you can't help it, understand?

361
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:57,191
He's not just my best friend.
He is the best man!

362
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,610
No one can contradict me!

363
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,446
Hal…

364
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,826
he is a wonderful man.

365
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,666
Everyone expects me to say
that he forgives and tolerates much.

366
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:14,959
He really does that to me.

367
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,170
I don't know why I do what I do.

368
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,674
I asked a psychologist, but he said:

369
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,009
"I don't know you and I don't work for free."

370
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,763
But I am grateful to him
that made me optimistic.

371
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,809
I still wake up everyday
thinking that I will be better.

372
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,228
- He's always cheerful.
- And honest.

373
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,896
And jumper. And smart.

374
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,981
And honest.

375
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,400
- Yes, you said that before.
- For real?

376
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,777
I admire his enthusiasm and courage.

377
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,113
He tries anything and puts us too.

378
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,699
Let's sing, let's walk through the fire...

379
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,075
- By fire!
- Fire!

380
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,411
Don't forget she's perceptive.

381
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,330
No one realized I was being aggressive

382
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,875
to hide my shame
that I destroyed Secret Santa.

383
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,668
And he is very generous.

384
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,879
Especially when playing poker!

385
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:04,383
Dad, sorry to say it hastily,
but i'm very busy

386
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,176
I wanted to say I love you.

387
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,638
I admit your decency, honesty and…

388
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,058
the hair. A godfather day… Happy birthday!

389
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,227
Linda, are you listing that report for me?

390
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:21,692
I was five years old when I started
to feel that something is wrong.

391
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:27,197
I thought I was good at hiding it,
because you didn't say anything.

392
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,034
But then…

393
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:36,373
i had a horrible day in fifth grade

394
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,752
with the other children
and even with my teacher.

395
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:49,303
When I had child problems,
I was going to my father.

396
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,597
He was making fun of me and cheering me up.

397
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,601
I wanted to cheer up then too, but…

398
00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:00,230
I said, "Dad, am I defective?"

399
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:07,154
He looked at me
and I realized that he knows

400
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,698
and that he always knew.

401
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,743
And…

402
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,456
I could tell he was serious.

403
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,669
I was terrified.

404
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,883
In the end, he said:

405
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,636
"Be nicer to your mother!"

406
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,809
So yeah, I like him.

407
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:41,772
- Honestly.
- Loyal.

408
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:42,856
- Hot.
- Good.

409
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:43,941
- Brave.
- Honest.

410
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,234
- Faithful.
- Incredible.

411
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,612
- Cheerful.
- Decided.

412
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,280
- Careful.
- Full of life.

413
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,870
Love.

414
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:06,839
I made it! All minds are beautiful!

415
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,967
Hal…

416
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,553
when we met

417
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:16,181
I felt like I had been looking for you all my life.

418
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:22,438
You are a dream come true for me.

419
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,043
Bravo!

420
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,801
No one has ever done that for me.

421
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,139
- You didn't leave us.
- Excuse me!

422
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:04,563
It is strange to intervene
at this point, but if…

423
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,232
I don't do it now, I never will.

424
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,234
father…

425
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,614
I'm sorry my part was ugly.

426
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,743
I didn't know how important it was.

427
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,870
How important you are.

428
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,290
I'm sorry.

429
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,512
I thought I was better
if I stay away from you.

430
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:41,266
But I forgot the important things
learned from you.

431
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,227
"Give everyone a chance."

432
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,064
"Love is brave."

433
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,651
"Don't lose hope."

434
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,363
I know where that's from, but it sounds good.

435
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:58,033
So... love is brave.

436
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,871
Tristan…

437
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,124
I am full of flaws.

438
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:09,044
Many parts of my personality
not working properly

439
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,714
but i love you very much

440
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,425
do you want to be my wife

441
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,721
Not!

442
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,360
It doesn't work in every situation, Stevie.

443
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:34,611
Malcolm…

444
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,282
i love you very much

445
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,617
But we both just found out

446
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:45,122
that we held each other
some terrible secrets.

447
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,834
We need to clarify the situation
before anything else.

448
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,839
Less with sex.
We will definitely have sex later.

449
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:17,195
Honey, put the phone down! You are at the party.

450
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,948
Talk to that weirdo! He seems lonely.

451
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,916
Hello! I'm Leah.

452
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:32,377
Hubert.
Who gave you the order to approach me?

453
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,339
- Grandma.
- He saw that I felt lonely.

454
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,507
I see you feel lonely too.

455
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,968
Probably because you're weird.

456
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,262
- I really am.
- Well...

457
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,432
- We match.
- Don't raise your eyebrows.

458
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,851
And you already give me good advice.

459
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,354
Our relationship is blossoming.

460
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:56,526
You want to join a group of friends
who can become super cool?

461
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,490
Sure, thanks!

462
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:06,578
Can I ask you something embarrassing?

463
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,122
If you knew me you wouldn't
but i listen to you

464
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,375
ladies and gentlemen,

465
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:14,378
we present to you the birthday dance
in the spotlight.

466
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,047
Don't forget they chose the song!

467
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,761
- What did you do?
- I don't know what you're talking about.

468
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:26,223
- Hal?
- It's just a romantic and ridiculous gesture.

469
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,391
It's not a big deal.

470
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,966
- God, it's like a dream!
- You are a dream.

471
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:11,036
Lois! I'm sorry!

472
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,913
Sorry, that wasn't meant to be…

473
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,498
I didn't want to.

474
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,417
do you like

475
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:35,393
The fact is undeniable
that we lost our warranty with this.

476
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,396
But it was worth it!

477
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,234
- What?
- What the hell?

478
00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:45,112
My leg hurts!

479
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,033
Since when do I have a cast?

480
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:53,537
It's great to have friends.

481
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,122
I had no idea.

482
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:58,667
We discussed everything
and they gave me a new perspective.

483
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,710
So I'm going to send a picture.

484
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,758
Actually a screenshot.
To his parents and the girls at school.

485
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,304
Let me teach him a lesson.

486
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,809
Grandma helped me
to solve a problem, you know.

487
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,310
Serious? How?

488
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,689
He gave me an order for another reason.

489
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:22,566
That's how she does it.

490
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:27,112
I realized
that my next poop is going to be great.

491
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,031
Bravo! You ruined the anniversary.

492
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,245
I? Everything would have been fine
if there was enough space between the beams.

493
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,997
They are mounted as per the book.

494
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,874
No way!

495
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,250
For God's sake, Reese!

496
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:44,004
Building regulations require
different beam spacings.

497
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,298
You can't see the dimensions from here.

498
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,550
If the zipper catches,
don't pull hard on it.

499
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,178
Pull gently
and you move it from side to side.

500
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:54,306
That's right, there's also the cheap zipper.
We can blame anything.

501
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,765
Tomorrow, we go to the town hall...

502
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,059
Looks like I'm back
to the life before.

503
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,188
I just have to do my best
to be well.

504
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:06,067
That's because I don't know how to escape.
I hope Leah will be okay with the family.

505
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,822
I like this family. By comparison,
I don't seem so strange anymore.

506
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,950
I hope dad can handle it.

507
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,037
- Of course it will be fine.
- Of course it will be fine.

508
00:33:19,217 --> 00:33:23,217
SubRip - AlexV

509
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,303
Subtitling: Iulia Ștefan