1 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,869 Come on! 2 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,584 - Hello? - Stevie, this is Malcolm. 3 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,920 Malcolm! 4 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:48,131 - Who? - Yes, it's been a good few months. 5 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,967 I was thinking about you. 6 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,345 I thought I'd call you. What is little Max doing? What is Glenn doing? 7 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,596 Cute! 8 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,016 - Needy. - Great! 9 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,310 Great. I love your pictures. 10 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,104 - Max is... - What's wrong? 11 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:06,567 Everything! Mom, Dad, Leah and Tristan they found out at the same time, in person! 12 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,902 Help me with a clever lie 13 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,154 to cover all the years full of secrets! 14 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,657 - It must be brilliant! - I... 15 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,909 I told you… 16 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:21,248 that this is going to happen. 17 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,709 That's right. What do I do now? 18 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,960 Don't be upset! 19 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,922 -Seriously, what am I doing? -Tell the truth! 20 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,425 Apologize! 21 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,678 - Fix the situation! - Stop fooling around! 22 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,097 I already know. I have nothing more to say. It's about the mother. 23 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,933 The apology makes her even angrier. 24 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,769 I lied to him for a decade. How do I fix this? 25 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,273 Malcolm, can he call you later? 26 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:50,402 It's his turn to read a story until midnight. 27 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,571 Good. Thanks anyway! 28 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:54,781 I'm sorry. 29 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,827 You're paralyzed but I'm needy? 30 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,457 Life is unfair 31 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,959 THE LIFE OF MALCOLM: STILL UNFAIR 32 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,546 It's not right! 33 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,256 What happened? 34 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,592 What did we do wrong? 35 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,637 I had the worst 24 hours from our life. 36 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,888 I just found out… 37 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,349 Guess who's going to be grandma! 38 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:24,186 Great, right? We have been trying for a long time. 39 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,396 Years of continuous sex, 40 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,483 with posts from weird blogs for mothers. Finally! 41 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,610 Get the pee stick out of my face! 42 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,988 Serious? Can't you even enjoy yourself? 43 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,990 Why am I still struggling? 44 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,451 Who's ready to roll? 45 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,288 I took it with your credit card. what is it 46 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:46,333 We found out that Malcolm went into hiding on purpose 47 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:50,170 family for years and he only told us lies! 48 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:54,633 He has a teenage daughter! A secret one! 49 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,511 I think my news is more important. 50 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,431 I'm sorry, dad. 51 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,935 We all knew Malcolm was going to betray us. 52 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,895 Harvard has that effect. 53 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:10,691 - Or any faculty. - Speaking of which! 54 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:17,906 what are you doing Dad is an emotional wreck. 55 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,617 I have to badmouth Malcolm as much as I can. 56 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,952 How stupid can you be? 57 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,912 According to a specialized control? 58 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,707 Even if mom and dad aren't on social media, you thought no one found out? 59 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:31,545 What? By eBay? I already know that I sell my panties to perverts. 60 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,755 What about "Professor Fraierel"? 61 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,844 Let's listen to the greatest hits? 62 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,518 Come on! 63 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,478 God! 64 00:03:55,694 --> 00:04:00,282 These new ones are not only more efficient, but even quieter. 65 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,244 What is… Something… 66 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,502 Reese, unplug it! 67 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,754 Take it out! 68 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,590 Reese! 69 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:18,800 Reese! 70 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,267 You have 68 clips, with millions of views. 71 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,103 How much money did you make? publicly humiliating the father? 72 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,189 - Plus the promotional items? - What? 73 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,775 - Are you defending me? - Normal! 74 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,736 - Okay. what do you want - To defend you. 75 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,655 - No, what do you want from me? - Be there when they defend you. 76 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,909 Kelly, you don't want to do this. Dad is too angry. He wouldn't stand it. 77 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,745 I know! God, how frustrating! 78 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,080 It felt good to defend Malcolm. 79 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,291 It was as if I had found my calling. 80 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,251 They are informants. 81 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,254 But a bad informant. 82 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,007 When I'm going to sue you, it's going to be… 83 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,719 Now I have to wait with the secrets. 84 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,180 But it's coming. 85 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,020 what did you see 86 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,856 All. 87 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,278 God, what happened? 88 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,405 He fell for no reason. 89 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,659 - That's what happens to the elderly. - Hal! 90 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:30,121 - Help me get him to bed! - Don't give up! 91 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,665 Roll it! 92 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,168 Carefully! Wow… 93 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,588 Like that. Be careful… 94 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,966 good What do we do? 95 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,467 - Roll it! - This way! 96 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,761 - Right! - With the legs, not the back. 97 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,646 - Hello! - How far did you run? 98 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:58,483 About 10 km from the border between the states. I'm in better shape than I thought. 99 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,529 I met a horse. I named her Cookie. 100 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:08,159 For real, dad? I can bear the fact that my mother is crazy, 101 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,036 but only because you are not. 102 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,913 I'm sorry. 103 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,624 I promised I wouldn't do that again. 104 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,128 Don't say your mother is crazy! He has many problems. 105 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,755 The main one would be that she is crazy. 106 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,760 Have you told a lie before? since when was i born 107 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:26,845 - Leah... - No! 108 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,597 My self-image is already dust. 109 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,142 Now, I'm part of a family about which I know nothing. 110 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,644 Are they criminals? Or geologists? 111 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,980 They have Tay-Sachs disease or Klinefelter syndrome? 112 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,482 am i reading Do they have a specific body language? 113 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,693 Are they athletic? Or gourmets? 114 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,904 I should know all this. 115 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,239 There's no geologist in the family. 116 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,745 Tristan is wonderful. 117 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:55,498 That's right. God I think she's mad at me. 118 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,209 Yes. He told the grandparents that… 119 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,587 I wasn't ready for you to call them that. 120 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:05,175 They seemed fine. I don't understand why don't you want to be around them. 121 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,094 Yesterday you had a party by a convincing demonstration. 122 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,596 I have hay in my ass! 123 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:13,391 I can't be the way I was before. I don't want to take any chances with you. 124 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,896 You are perfect. That's how I want you to stay. 125 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,067 Okay, now fight dirty. 126 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:26,112 Think they are the full moon, and we are the werewolves. 127 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,906 It doesn't matter. The truth is out 128 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:31,117 and grandma doesn't seem the type who give up easily. 129 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,702 I need time to think. 130 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,996 Promise me that if he contacts you, 131 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,415 don't answer him until you talk to me! 132 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,250 - Okay. - You have to promise. 133 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,211 Calm down! I promise. 134 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,797 Thank you! i have to sleep 135 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,840 I'm still angry! 136 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,301 You will be when I wake up. I have confidence. 137 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,369 How could Malcolm betray me like that? 138 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,622 I'm angry at him for betraying me. 139 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,168 By comparison, Reese is much better. 140 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,170 Sure, he's impulsive, 141 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,715 but that bag has a heart of gold. 142 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,009 It's still my favorite. 143 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,513 what is that 144 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:38,727 The 33rd of the 40 love letters written by your father on the occasion of the anniversary. 145 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,562 Two pages each, double-sided. 146 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:44,482 - Don't repeat anything. - We need to talk. 147 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,404 I couldn't wait to tell you about the baby. 148 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:53,158 We have struggled for so long and when it finally happened 149 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,201 all i wanted was to tell you. 150 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,121 You didn't even congratulate me. 151 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,123 That's right. 152 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,293 Sorry. Congratulations! 153 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,963 - I didn't say I'm perfect. - Well, yes. 154 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,339 I wasn't serious. 155 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,300 Look what's… 156 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,178 I admit that I have a side that I don't like 157 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,015 and who thinks you've waited until now to have a baby 158 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,101 just to make it harder for me with all other problems. 159 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,271 - It's absurd! - That's how you've been all your life. 160 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,398 It's like you planned like any event, 161 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,651 good or bad, let it happen at the worst time. 162 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,029 It's not right! They are just happenstance. 163 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,157 I know I hurt you. I'm sorry about that. 164 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,785 I promise I'll be happy soon. 165 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:40,121 I will be very happy, but not now. 166 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:45,043 I have many other priorities. You and the baby are number eight. 167 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:50,715 What an insult... Wait! Do you have a numbered list? 168 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,883 Yes. 169 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,303 How do you think I'm doing? 170 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:59,933 I have to make a classification depending on how serious or urgent. 171 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,227 The birthday party comes first. 172 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:06,189 In second place she is our granddaughter already born. 173 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,900 She was thrown into this circus without any preparation. 174 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,528 We have to make everything comfortable for him. 175 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,404 Your father is close to number three. 176 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:17,742 Leah comes first, being younger, but he has a major crisis. 177 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:21,746 The fourth problem is to make Reese to pay for what he did! 178 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,833 The fifth is to figure it out how to get malcolm back 179 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:28,336 The sixth is to do it to pay for what he did! 180 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,880 The seventh is to abstain 181 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,591 not to spend all the savings on this party! 182 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,137 So you are the eighth problem! 183 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,766 When she says it like that, you can't argue with her. 184 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,727 are you kidding We are a little higher of "trying oat milk". 185 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:48,398 i know It's crazy to feel like you don't matter. 186 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,276 I promise not to do this to our child, 187 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,778 as long as it doesn't annoy me too much. 188 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,449 You are a very smart and sexy mother. 189 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,717 Does it bother you? 190 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,595 I like the breeze. 191 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,228 - Hi Leah! - Hi Alison! 192 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,148 - See you at pizza! - What pizza? 193 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,068 God, sorry! Forget what I said! 194 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,820 I don't know what you are talking about. 195 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,699 Joanie wants us to eat pizza after the social studies exam. 196 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,244 I thought everyone was invited. 197 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,623 You didn't believe that. 198 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,751 Why do you like humiliating someone? 199 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,794 which should you not care about? 200 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,883 You really are ruthless. 201 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,646 - Good morning! - Is it morning? 202 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,108 Dear… 203 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,655 You knew it was a South American snail 204 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:23,910 which, after mating, do they deposit their eggs in the father? 205 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,914 And for the next three months, 206 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:33,002 children slowly eat their loving father, 207 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:38,216 until an empty shell remains, taken by the wind 208 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,427 I'm just waiting for the wind, Lois. 209 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,225 We could leave it alone. 210 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,061 For a while. 211 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,486 I'm sorry… 212 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,822 Mr. Plumber, 213 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,284 I don't have enough money to pay you… 214 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,203 the huge bill. 215 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,750 I must be able to satisfy you somehow. 216 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,337 The office can offer you a payment plan. 217 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,218 Have you turned down a sex match? 218 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,221 - Apparently so. - Hal! 219 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,350 - Hal, we don't turn down sex parties. - I know. 220 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,688 I did it at weddings, at funerals and zoos. 221 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,982 Hal, we express our love through sex. 222 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,776 i know I'm sorry honey, but… 223 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,196 Can I at least hug you? 224 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,616 Not physically. 225 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,834 Thank you! 226 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,128 I'm Tristan. Leave a message. 227 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,589 Tristan, it's me too. 228 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,884 I know you didn't call me back in the last few days 229 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,929 but that's because i just apologized instead of explaining to you… 230 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,349 I apologize for that too. Listen! 231 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,978 I have been going to a psychologist for about a month. 232 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,648 He gave me an anti-depressant, "venalpremin". 233 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,110 I didn't know what adverse effects it would have 234 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,489 on states, behaviors and my decisions. 235 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:29,243 But I'm not using a drug which changed everything for me as an excuse. 236 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,122 Not. And I'm not even mentioning Leah. 237 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,209 Even if he already feels it very close to you. 238 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,086 He knows that if he doesn't see you anymore, 239 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,047 it doesn't compare with the fact that her mother left her. 240 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,092 But please don't do this to her. He's just a kid. 241 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,430 I will be ashamed only after I regain it. 242 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,392 We're glad you called, Leah. 243 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,312 Dad insisted to meet my family immediately. 244 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,941 If dad can have secrets, i can break promises 245 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:04,278 They are Francis and Piama, Kelly, Jamie and Dewey. 246 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,906 He's your uncle Reese, 247 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,451 who will give me an explanation and he's going to apologize right now. 248 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,913 I warn you. They get upset about everything. 249 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,960 We are very excited. 250 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,253 I missed a lot. 251 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,089 We have a thousand questions for you. 252 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,055 Hal, do you have a question for Leah? 253 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,932 Yes… 254 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,394 What do you want to be when you grow up? 255 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,772 You want to break your father's heart and make him doubt? 256 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,317 Excuse us a little! 257 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,570 Welcome to the family, Leah! 258 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,406 I wish I could give you a proper reception. 259 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,786 Gigi, for God's sake! 260 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,706 Can't take a bubble bath on your own? 261 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,296 sorry… 262 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,049 Evacuate the hotel. That's how it is in Europe, right? 263 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,263 I have to go too. I want to smoke until the lieutenant shits. 264 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,723 Don't tell mom I smoke! 265 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,896 It seems only to me that it would put us choose our lab partner? 266 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,399 You don't have friends, do you? Yes, it seems so. 267 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,819 Children can be mean. And the parents. 268 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,071 It's hard to socialize, isn't it? 269 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,032 No, it's great. 270 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,202 I'm waiting for the pariah from the intruder to arrive. 271 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,664 It's okay. I'm used to it. 272 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,583 Do I have a choice? 273 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,419 There are worse problems, right? 274 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,843 Leah, have you tried being nice? 275 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,430 - Probably not. - I'm always pretty. 276 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,515 He still treats me badly. 277 00:16:56,599 --> 00:17:01,020 "Pretty" doesn't mean "kind." You have to have empathy. 278 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,649 Empathy means put yourself in the other person's shoes 279 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,817 to understand what he feels. 280 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,737 Do you remember doing this? 281 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,367 Exact! And your father has a hard time with it. 282 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,453 You have a different brain than others 283 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,373 and it's impossible to feel that you have something in common with others. 284 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,208 And what should I do? 285 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,753 An arbitrary rule. If you don't get along with someone, 286 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,840 imagine having empathy and act like it. 287 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,094 As I imagine that I am not always violent. 288 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,720 Try it! See what happens. 289 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,765 Do you want to add something? 290 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,979 If I crashed the car, I would move up two places. 291 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:51,612 Honey, Leah needs it by her warm and loving grandfather. 292 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,949 I'm sorry, Lois, but I don't think I can. 293 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,412 I look at her and instead of seeing a pretty baby 294 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,748 I see another person who will hurt me. 295 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,548 Careful! 296 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,343 Lois! Your orders are to stay cute, loving and beautiful 297 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,096 like the day Hal he laid his loving eyes on you! 298 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,558 Open fire! 299 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,233 Recharge! 300 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,198 I think I'm allergic to something. 301 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,251 He pretended to sneeze a snot on his chin. 302 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,463 He has a huge bump on his chin. 303 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,841 I can hack him in a million ways. 304 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,177 Should I be funny or brutal? 305 00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:00,139 To bond with her flaws, for the world to remember? 306 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,849 My mind is going crazy. 307 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,316 You have something on your chin. Happens to me all the time. 308 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,116 Wait! I saw what you did. 309 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,744 He had a monster on his face. God! 310 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,871 - I just… - I hate Alison. 311 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,457 I had a perfect idea. I wanted to tell him: 312 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,293 "Would you like some crackers with that oyster?" 313 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,378 And… 314 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:35,132 After seeing what you did, I felt stupid. 315 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,634 It was a noble gesture. 316 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,803 I am not noble. 317 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,555 But you are something. Leah, isn't it? 318 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:42,890 Yes, Jason. 319 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,851 I'm sitting next to you in English. And to the history of the world. 320 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,646 Yes, I'm stupid. 321 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,443 Was it a nice date? It really was, wasn't it? 322 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,658 Tristan comes here. I will take responsibility 323 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,952 and i will admit it that my actions affected her. 324 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:08,124 Or I will justify myself and I'm going to make it seem like it was her fault. 325 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,291 What does manipulation sound like? 326 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,630 - Hello! - Hello! 327 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,882 Thanks for coming! 328 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,137 I know you're upset. I know I screwed up and… 329 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,182 I don't have to speak, I have to listen. 330 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,143 I listen to you. 331 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,521 Your girl is wonderful. 332 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,608 That's the positive side. 333 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,570 - It's a good start. - You lied to me. 334 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,157 When I asked you about your family, you told me it was complicated. 335 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,577 I didn't see anything complicated, but something wrong. 336 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,829 Yes, but I have a solution. 337 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,791 Those angry, nasty words? Imagine if I didn't tell them. 338 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,378 You have to make up with your family, okay? 339 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,630 For your sake and Leah's. 340 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,299 You don't understand. 341 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,968 I can't. It's not just about mom and dad. 342 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,429 It's much worse with my brothers. 343 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:07,266 We always argue, less when we ally ourselves against our own. 344 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,561 do you have siblings 345 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,526 Four. And a nonbinary sister. 346 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,154 For real? 347 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,448 - It's too much. - No, he feels everything. 348 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,074 - We don't need to know... - I'm leaving. 349 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,493 Not. I… 350 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,249 Help poor people! 351 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,045 - What? - I care about social justice. 352 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,589 - Malcolm, what… - I'm not bad, I'm good. 353 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:42,092 I'm not bad. I'm really good. And smart. 354 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,761 I know you don't care 355 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,388 because i listen and I know how to tie my shoelaces 356 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,766 so that it does not unravel and I know that I love you! 357 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,602 That's how I was supposed to start, but I panicked. I'm starting over. 358 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,145 I can't be with you now. 359 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,231 I understand. 360 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,983 I'll be here when you're ready. 361 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,321 I need to regain my trust in you. 362 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,324 If I can. 363 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:16,669 All night. We had to call the police. 364 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,462 I didn't sleep at all. 365 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,756 Dad always cried loudly. 366 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,218 Why are you still in your pajamas? 367 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,054 The party starts in 32 hours. We still have a lot to do. 368 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,640 According to the schedule of 20 things for today, 369 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,810 I have time to finish cereal from the supermarket. 370 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:36,355 That was before I knew it that the dress only looks good with sandals. 371 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,691 I added an emergency pedicure. 372 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,360 My fingers show like crushed nuts. 373 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,320 I solved that. 374 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,072 Did dad finally fall asleep? 375 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:48,325 Not. He woke up over an hour ago to help with chores. 376 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:52,037 Come on! Whip him! 377 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,458 do you see Everything is normal. 378 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,753 - Don't be agitated! - I'm not. I'm desperate! 379 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,715 I only have one day to get rid of depression and anger 380 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,466 so I don't spoil Lois's party. 381 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,178 It will help you. Microdosing it's the best thing i've tried. 382 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:12,141 That's how I lost weight and got away gambling addiction. 383 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,851 I replaced it with porn movies. 384 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:18,230 Hello, travelers! Namaste! 385 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,815 - Namaste! - Richie? 386 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:25,321 Hal! Nice to see you! What is Francis doing? What does the family do? 387 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,989 I don't care! I need help. 388 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,658 Don't worry! I have many weeks of experience 389 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:33,370 as a researcher, shaman and hallucinogenic porter. 390 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,956 We see your pain, seeker of truth. 391 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,751 And we have something incredible for it. 392 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,544 Let me show you the Hallucinator. 393 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:41,879 There is no need. 394 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,631 Please me! 395 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,883 Hal, please! 396 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,388 Sofa, bed, water, bathroom. 397 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,891 I recommend getting started from the center seat. 398 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,060 Some call it a platform of dreams. 399 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,146 Others, a ramp to enlightenment. 400 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,815 Anyway, there's a puke bucket next door. 401 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,401 I already paid with my coupon. 402 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,446 - Don't forget it doesn't include the tip! - That's right. 403 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,660 This is the "medicine". 404 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,662 Quotation marks are for lawyers. 405 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,832 If you are still a beginner, we start with 1.5… 406 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,335 Where did they disappear? 407 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,089 - He swallowed them. - All of them? 408 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,217 I had to share them. You ate 60 mg! 409 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,928 - Is it too much? - Not if you do as much as… 410 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,847 - ...about 15 elephants. - Okay. 411 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:36,100 - We need to empty your stomach. - No! 412 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,187 It's my only chance. I enter. 413 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,945 I need a bigger bucket. 414 00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:53,525 SubRip - AlexV 415 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:09,008 Subtitling: Iulia Ștefan