1 00:00:08,852 --> 00:00:11,422 Oh! My back. Oh, my God. 2 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,144 Oh, bacon. 3 00:00:23,681 --> 00:00:27,087 Oh...come on, bacon. 4 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:29,760 My whole life I defend my homeland. 5 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:31,897 Please give me this bacon. 6 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,505 Something is definitely wrong. 7 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:37,007 I mean, you know the colonel thinks 8 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:38,577 that it was five minutes earlier actually ten minutes later. 9 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:40,313 Everything must be fine. It's only 8:03. 10 00:00:40,347 --> 00:00:41,817 - It's 8:03? - Hmm. 11 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:43,854 Oh my god, he's probably dead. He's probably dead. 12 00:00:43,921 --> 00:00:46,025 I'll call him, okay? I'm just going to check on him. 13 00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:48,162 That. Just, er, double check. 14 00:00:48,229 --> 00:00:50,234 Dear Sir, no one is available... 15 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,839 Of course, it went to voicemail he never set up. 16 00:00:52,906 --> 00:00:54,309 - I'm going to check how he is. - Yes. 17 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,678 He has been paying for some time 18 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:57,147 heart attack advance. 19 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:59,953 Last week he told me yes is in its "bacon era". 20 00:00:59,986 --> 00:01:01,289 I begged him to tone it down 21 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:03,861 on one board every other day. Oh! 22 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,439 Oh, my God, you're not dead. 23 00:01:09,507 --> 00:01:12,344 Just terribly hurt. What happened? 24 00:01:12,378 --> 00:01:14,983 Come here. I have to tell you something. 25 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:17,054 No, dad, dad, I'm here, I'm here. 26 00:01:17,088 --> 00:01:19,526 - It's important. - Yes. 27 00:01:19,593 --> 00:01:25,103 Put bacon in my mouth. 28 00:01:25,203 --> 00:01:27,843 No, no, no. First, bacon from the floor. 29 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:29,980 Bacon off the floor? 30 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,717 - Uh... - Uh, I can't allow it 31 00:01:31,751 --> 00:01:34,623 may the bacon win. 32 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,727 - Well... - Oh, yes. 33 00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:42,437 That. Ah-ah, ah, ah. Mmm. 34 00:01:42,505 --> 00:01:44,041 Ugh. 35 00:02:05,685 --> 00:02:06,687 Rest up. 36 00:02:06,754 --> 00:02:08,558 - Those are the doctor's instructions. - Doctor's instructions. 37 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,561 You know, you slip a couple of discs and, suddenly, the doctor is 38 00:02:10,595 --> 00:02:12,532 at the top of the chain of command. 39 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,035 Look, the base is in good hands. 40 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,337 Shah and I will keep everything under control 41 00:02:15,404 --> 00:02:16,841 until you stand on your feet. 42 00:02:16,908 --> 00:02:20,213 Let's play that one for you a documentary about the Second World War 43 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,850 which you keep talking about. 44 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:23,287 Unreleased recordings American troops 45 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,990 how they destroy Hitler's hideout. 46 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,425 - Just what the doctor prescribed. - I know. 47 00:02:26,492 --> 00:02:28,430 - Here you go. - A bunker within a bunker. 48 00:02:28,497 --> 00:02:30,200 Water, medicine. Do you need anything else before i go? 49 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:31,469 Yes, they are at the bunker. 50 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:33,406 - Do you need more, like-- - Shhh, shhh, shhh! 51 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,777 It's the door. They open the door. 52 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:36,345 They go to the bunker, inside the bunker. 53 00:02:36,412 --> 00:02:37,582 - I understand you... - Shh. 54 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,185 Oh my god, these are the stairs 55 00:02:39,218 --> 00:02:40,588 which lead to the stairs 56 00:02:40,621 --> 00:02:43,426 which lead down to the bunker inside the bunker. 57 00:02:43,493 --> 00:02:45,497 I'll rewind. 58 00:02:45,564 --> 00:02:47,001 Ouch, ouch! 59 00:02:49,607 --> 00:02:51,475 Oh hey, I didn't know that you will work here. 60 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:52,612 - Hey, hi. - But that's great. 61 00:02:52,679 --> 00:02:54,583 That's right. I'll just, I'll stick to my office... 62 00:02:54,616 --> 00:02:56,219 Ti-ti works there. Do you want to work here? 63 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:58,256 I'm fine. I can go there j's can be anywhere. 64 00:02:58,323 --> 00:02:59,893 But we can work in the same room. 65 00:02:59,927 --> 00:03:02,097 I know you didn't want to to bond romantically 66 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:03,701 because you said that it is unprofessional, 67 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:04,936 and I respect that. 68 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:06,372 So, I'm fine. If it's ok with you, 69 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:08,343 look, we could... 70 00:03:08,376 --> 00:03:09,780 That's great. Okay, that's great. 71 00:03:09,846 --> 00:03:11,149 Yeah, we'll just, um... 72 00:03:11,182 --> 00:03:12,586 I will keep it professional, do you know? 73 00:03:12,653 --> 00:03:13,921 - We will maintain professionalism. - Only professionally. 74 00:03:13,988 --> 00:03:15,891 We don't have to act on the basis every feeling we have. 75 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,595 No, not at all. I mean, if everyone did that, 76 00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:19,398 the world would be total chaos. 77 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:20,668 Everyone would kill each other all the time. 78 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,870 Yes, and sex in the streets, right? 79 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:24,208 I mean, I would work this with killing. 80 00:03:24,242 --> 00:03:25,376 That's what I would do. 81 00:03:25,443 --> 00:03:26,647 That I have to choose between the two. 82 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:28,082 But we are only professionals and we act like that, well... 83 00:03:28,116 --> 00:03:31,322 - Yes, yes, yes. - Just... Okay. 84 00:03:38,871 --> 00:03:40,474 - Oh, this... - Do you want, this... 85 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:41,844 - Well, you can... - Uh... 86 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,412 - Okay. - No, it's fine. 87 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,087 Call me, phone. 88 00:03:47,154 --> 00:03:48,524 This, Major Shah. 89 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:51,997 Yeah. This one, yes. 90 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:54,268 Okay, huh. Yes, yes, yes. 91 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:57,542 Yes, aha, I see. Yes, I'll be right there. 92 00:03:57,609 --> 00:03:59,679 Mm, looks like someone reported a land mine 93 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:01,449 on a nearby farm, so i should probably… 94 00:04:01,516 --> 00:04:03,120 Is that the strange farmer? 95 00:04:03,186 --> 00:04:04,689 Shah, the joker twice a week. 96 00:04:04,756 --> 00:04:06,527 The last time we were there, you dug up cans of sardines. 97 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,829 ok yeah yeah but i probably would 98 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:08,964 should have gone to check. 99 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,570 So I'm going to get the UXO team together and go there. 100 00:04:11,603 --> 00:04:14,809 And you stay here. Hey, adios amiga! 101 00:04:16,012 --> 00:04:17,682 This was horrible. 102 00:04:17,749 --> 00:04:20,287 When the locals find unexploded ordnance, 103 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,790 they call the army. 104 00:04:21,857 --> 00:04:23,594 Therefore, as an unexploded ordnance team, we got a task 105 00:04:23,661 --> 00:04:25,865 search the minefield on a local farm. 106 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,836 And as someone with extensive experience in the deactivation of landmines, 107 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:30,207 I worked with the best of the best. 108 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,844 You know that team from the movie Sergeant James? 109 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:33,847 When they got scared, they came to us. 110 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,185 And I'm on so many dates pretended i saw that movie. 111 00:04:36,219 --> 00:04:38,724 Okay, before let's get into the details, 112 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:40,594 I guess you are both read the training manual. 113 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,601 You don't need a manual... when you have RUXO. 114 00:04:43,668 --> 00:04:45,838 - What kind of RUXO? - Robotic UXO. 115 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:49,011 The latest and greatest technology for detecting landmines. 116 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:53,720 Capable of using high-tech sonar for safe identification of mines 117 00:04:53,787 --> 00:04:55,758 from every era of modern warfare. 118 00:04:55,825 --> 00:04:58,564 - He's also pretty damn cute. - Hmm. 119 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,668 I'm RUXO. I am ready to serve. 120 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,071 I know what you're wondering. 121 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:03,640 - Can he dance? - I didn't ask myself that. 122 00:05:03,707 --> 00:05:06,212 - I can dance. - I hacked his code. 123 00:05:06,245 --> 00:05:07,648 Five, six, seven, eight! 124 00:05:07,715 --> 00:05:09,986 I can dance. 125 00:05:11,188 --> 00:05:13,026 I can dance. 126 00:05:13,093 --> 00:05:14,262 This was a lot of fun. 127 00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,633 Okay, we're going to turn it off now. Beep-beep. 128 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,369 Very good, RUXO, great dance. 129 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:19,773 But otherwise you're useless 130 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,645 because unexpected problems always appear. 131 00:05:22,712 --> 00:05:24,883 Things for a robot not programmed 132 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:27,287 but I can do it on the field make adjustments in real time. 133 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:30,460 Well, the army ordered us to use RUXO 134 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:33,701 for every mine clearance, so... 135 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,605 Okay, fine. We can take the RUXO soldier. 136 00:05:35,605 --> 00:05:37,374 - Yes! - Actually, he's a major. 137 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:39,311 - Major? Same rank as me. - Hmm. 138 00:05:39,378 --> 00:05:40,380 That's great. 139 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,887 I don't really like this greeting. 140 00:05:43,921 --> 00:05:47,027 Today is our deadline military canteen inventory. 141 00:05:47,094 --> 00:05:48,531 Well, if that's okay with you, 142 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,200 and I'm very sorry that you I'm looking at all 143 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,637 because I know how much it is it can be tiring 144 00:05:51,737 --> 00:05:53,640 and, of course, let me know if that's too much for you, 145 00:05:53,707 --> 00:05:56,847 but it would be very, very cool if you could do it. 146 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:59,351 And if there are any problems, be sure to let me know 147 00:05:59,385 --> 00:06:00,921 but I don't believe there will be any. 148 00:06:00,955 --> 00:06:03,627 Hey, would you could do? 149 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:05,831 - Sorry, what? - You know what? 150 00:06:05,864 --> 00:06:10,039 I'll do it myself. I-I will add it to your list. 151 00:06:11,442 --> 00:06:14,549 So, er, what should I do with these performance appraisals 152 00:06:14,616 --> 00:06:16,019 which is my colonel ordered to archive? 153 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,256 With job performance evaluations every soldier in the base? 154 00:06:18,289 --> 00:06:19,258 Hmm. 155 00:06:19,325 --> 00:06:21,328 I-I'll do that by the way. 156 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:23,099 Yes, absolutely. Get rid of those obligations. 157 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,203 Thank you, you are the best. 158 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:26,071 Oh yeah, well... 159 00:06:26,105 --> 00:06:28,611 Well, you're, well, single. 160 00:06:28,678 --> 00:06:29,946 - I'm going to lie down. - Yes. 161 00:06:30,046 --> 00:06:31,550 Okay, hi, Gideon. 162 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:33,621 Hi. Okay, let's see 163 00:06:33,688 --> 00:06:38,062 what is that colonel wrote about me. 164 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:42,004 Okay, this one watchmaker Maggie Quinn. 165 00:06:42,037 --> 00:06:43,407 Ta, yes, yes, yes, yes. 166 00:06:43,473 --> 00:06:44,909 "An outstanding officer." 167 00:06:45,911 --> 00:06:47,848 “Soldiers under her they gave her the command 168 00:06:47,915 --> 00:06:49,720 excellent grades, which proves that 169 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:52,291 is too worried about it to be liked by others." 170 00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:58,470 What? 171 00:07:00,774 --> 00:07:02,478 So what, we should just sitting here 172 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:03,681 and watch WALL-E work? 173 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,849 - Yes. - Yes, that's a good idea. 174 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,653 - We should sit down. - We should sit down. Oh! 175 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,358 We should sit down and relax. 176 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:10,494 Incredibly. 177 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:11,597 - Oh, Major Shah? - Huh? 178 00:07:11,663 --> 00:07:13,601 - Cheese flips? - No, thanks. 179 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,571 Oh, Shah, sit down. 180 00:07:15,638 --> 00:07:17,909 - I'll stand. - Okay. 181 00:07:17,976 --> 00:07:20,247 Oh, this is weird. 182 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:22,886 He seems to be our hero stuck in the mud. 183 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:25,057 Help, help, help... 184 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:27,695 Really funny. RUXO is stuck in the mud. 185 00:07:27,762 --> 00:07:30,901 And you know who never is stuck in the mud? Me, human me. 186 00:07:30,968 --> 00:07:33,574 For one man, you don't really have any lots of sympathy right now. 187 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:35,511 Imagine what it's like fear out there. 188 00:07:35,544 --> 00:07:36,780 - Fear? - What are we going to do? 189 00:07:36,846 --> 00:07:38,249 We must not leave the man. 190 00:07:38,316 --> 00:07:39,986 I guess that's the only thing that I know about the army. 191 00:07:40,019 --> 00:07:42,257 He is not a man, he is a machine which we will do very soon 192 00:07:42,324 --> 00:07:44,629 throw away. 193 00:07:44,696 --> 00:07:46,900 Good day, is that it? 702nd EOD Company? 194 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:51,042 Great, this is Major Abraham Shah, Military base Stroopsdorf. 195 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:53,213 The robot you're testing me with replace 196 00:07:53,246 --> 00:07:54,716 is disabled on the field. 197 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,385 Help me, help me. 198 00:07:56,452 --> 00:07:57,888 Yeah, okay. 199 00:07:57,989 --> 00:07:59,826 That. Mmm, yes. 200 00:07:59,892 --> 00:08:02,097 No, thank you, sir. Thank you. 201 00:08:02,164 --> 00:08:04,334 Okay, obviously, RUXO costs $2 million, 202 00:08:04,368 --> 00:08:05,972 and I was just ordered to save him 203 00:08:06,038 --> 00:08:08,176 because his life is worth it more than mine. 204 00:08:08,242 --> 00:08:10,614 - Oh, you said "his". - Hmm. 205 00:08:10,681 --> 00:08:13,119 How sweet. 206 00:08:22,972 --> 00:08:24,041 Hi, Dad. 207 00:08:24,074 --> 00:08:26,813 You scared me. I'm almost alone grabbed his gun from the couch. 208 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,520 Just checking to see if you need anything. 209 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:30,855 Maybe some water? 210 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,658 Yes, that would be great, honey. Thank you. 211 00:08:32,692 --> 00:08:35,096 It is important to stay hydrated. 212 00:08:35,163 --> 00:08:38,035 Yes, thank you. 213 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,572 I can't. 214 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:41,643 Let me shake that pillow for you. 215 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,421 - Okay. - Hmm. 216 00:08:47,454 --> 00:08:49,726 - It is important that you are comfortable. - Yes. Ouch. 217 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,341 Is it better now? 218 00:08:57,374 --> 00:09:02,751 Why are you acting here now? Kathy Bates in Misery? 219 00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:04,989 I'm just a little awful! 220 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:08,329 Look, I don't care at all to be liked by others. 221 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:11,704 - You read the assessment. - I read the assessment. 222 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,173 She is trustworthy. 223 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:15,578 This is what a man who is telling me instead of "confidential" he wrote 224 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:16,813 "hurtful". 225 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,650 That's your problem what you are doing too much 226 00:09:18,717 --> 00:09:20,420 then when you should give direct orders 227 00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:23,158 because you are afraid of the "feelings" of their soldiers. 228 00:09:23,225 --> 00:09:25,932 Feelings are real you don't need to put them in quotation marks. 229 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:29,639 And I personally believe it that it is a relaxed workplace 230 00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:31,075 at the same time a productive workplace. 231 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:32,310 Are you a military officer? 232 00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:33,981 or the manager at Margaritaville? 233 00:09:34,048 --> 00:09:36,285 People who work for you they shouldn't love you. 234 00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:39,191 They should hate you because you are their boss, understand? 235 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:40,426 Besides, it's fun to be mean. 236 00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:43,399 You know what? You're right. 237 00:09:43,465 --> 00:09:44,869 - What do you mean? - Look at this. 238 00:09:46,706 --> 00:09:47,976 What kind of crap is that? 239 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:49,979 Enjoy the Real Housewives from Minnesota. 240 00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:52,585 Oh. No, no, no. Not. 241 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:54,120 These people, their accents 242 00:09:54,187 --> 00:09:56,660 it will sound even more stupid when they get drunk. 243 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,797 Not! 244 00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:03,607 Help me. Help me. 245 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,844 It's okay, RUXO. Help is on the way. 246 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,848 Stay strong, RUXO. 247 00:10:07,915 --> 00:10:08,984 Major Shah looks like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 248 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,122 who completely let herself go. 249 00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:12,357 - What? - Oh. 250 00:10:12,424 --> 00:10:14,361 I said you look like a ninja turtle 251 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:15,898 who has completely let herself go, sir. 252 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:18,571 Yes, you do, Major. You look. 253 00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:20,040 I'm getting close to the withdrawal point. 254 00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:21,576 - Help me. - No worries, RUXO. 255 00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:23,647 Stepfather Shah is coming to save you. 256 00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:24,816 - Help me. - Okay. 257 00:10:24,882 --> 00:10:27,555 RUXO, stop moving backwards. 258 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,124 Come closer to me. 259 00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:31,095 - I can dance. - I said come closer! 260 00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:33,433 - I can dance. - About... 261 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,936 - I said come closer. - I can dance. 262 00:10:35,036 --> 00:10:36,607 Listen to my words. You have to come towards me. 263 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:40,447 - Come closer. - Warning. A land mine was discovered. 264 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,983 All right. All right. 265 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:44,188 - Warning. A land mine was discovered. - Hey, guys? 266 00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:46,225 Hey, did RUXO fix that a bit mood with a funny joke? 267 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:48,663 Yes, we saw you all dancing. 268 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:51,202 - He's so funny, isn't he? - I'm standing on a landmine. 269 00:10:51,269 --> 00:10:53,339 Warning. A land mine was discovered. 270 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:54,876 I know! 271 00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,245 Specialist Gideon. 272 00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:58,717 You think it's not too much for me I care about being loved. 273 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,955 - Or do you think? - This sounds like a trap to me. 274 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:04,427 Oh, no, I just want to your honest opinion. 275 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:08,068 Well, yes, you care too much to be loved. 276 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:11,241 Okay, thanks. I appreciate that. 277 00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:13,212 I know it's hard to talk like that with a superior officer. 278 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:16,686 If you ask, too much you put on deodorant. 279 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,122 You slouch when you sit, 280 00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:20,360 your musical taste is very outdated. 281 00:11:20,427 --> 00:11:22,097 when you sing there is no joy in that. 282 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:24,970 And your handwriting, it's super childish and bubbly. 283 00:11:25,003 --> 00:11:27,273 Okay, that's great. Thanks, Gideon. 284 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:30,112 None of it was devastating. You are free. 285 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:31,916 I need you to call Maggie, 286 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,285 but don't tell her that I am in danger. 287 00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:36,626 I don't want to worry her. Just relaxed. 288 00:11:36,659 --> 00:11:37,628 I don't want you to die. 289 00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:40,867 I don't want to see how someone explodes. Not again! 290 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,471 Look, I don't want to die either. 291 00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:44,474 Just act normal. That's a command. 292 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,180 All right. 293 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,224 - Watchwoman Quinn. - Hi, girl. 294 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:53,860 How is my queen? 295 00:11:53,927 --> 00:11:55,831 I'm fine. What's up? 296 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:58,971 - Like this, nothing urgent. - Relaxed. 297 00:11:59,038 --> 00:12:00,373 Yes, we just found it a land mine. 298 00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:02,712 All right. So Shah can deactivate it? 299 00:12:02,745 --> 00:12:04,347 Shah told me to call you. 300 00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:06,351 He said it was a land mine from the Second World War. 301 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,690 We need a weapons expert from that era. 302 00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:11,095 Do you know anyone? 303 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:13,333 The T30 heavy tank was designed 304 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,007 to counter German Tiger I and Tiger II tanks. 305 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,846 It's a recording of T29, you idiots. 306 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,017 I have to everyone here check the facts. 307 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,154 No, I can't think of anyone. 308 00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:26,058 But I'll find someone for you. 309 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,895 Well, I mean, take your time. 310 00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:30,000 Just take something to eat if you want. 311 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,671 Maybe some sushi, and a couple of cold beers and... 312 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,208 Okay, girl, bye. 313 00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:36,278 Why did you tell her? to stop and buy a beer? 314 00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:37,915 I don't know. 315 00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:39,820 Shah told me to I behave normally. 316 00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:41,421 And I'm going crazy with fear. 317 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:45,230 Hang in there, Shah! Help is coming! 318 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:48,369 I-i-i bring us beer. 319 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:52,343 I am ready to serve. Beer. 320 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:56,586 Diederik, this is Maggie. Maggie, Diederik. 321 00:12:56,686 --> 00:12:58,155 Yes, thank you very much why did you bring yours 322 00:12:58,189 --> 00:12:59,860 great aunt to help us. 323 00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:01,228 It's my pleasure. 324 00:13:01,294 --> 00:13:03,934 You know, he has great knowledge about the Second World War 325 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:05,837 because he is old and he survived it. 326 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,652 He had experience first hand with mines. 327 00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:15,289 - Ah. - I-I'm so sorry to hear that. 328 00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:17,862 Did he lose someone to the mine? 329 00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:26,011 Okay, so when he was a boy, 330 00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:29,552 he was actually setting them up himself. 331 00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,055 Is there any chance that he is your great uncle 332 00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:34,194 was a small Nazi collaborator? 333 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,098 You know, I never asked him that. 334 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:38,336 - You should ask him. - Okay. 335 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,440 - Oh, Diederik... - Um? 336 00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:43,880 I! 337 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,483 All right. 338 00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:52,130 Okay, so, yes, it basically is wanted to please the Nazis. 339 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,600 He wanted to please the Nazis? 340 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,338 Yes, because they had those good chocolates, you know. 341 00:13:56,405 --> 00:14:00,614 Oh, Jan, you can ask his great uncle to leave the base 342 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,852 and never, ever don't give back. 343 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,191 Let's go get you some chocolate. 344 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,502 - Yes. - I'm very sorry... 345 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:14,274 - Hey. - Hey. 346 00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:16,278 Listen, after I hung out with a man 347 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:17,881 who was once a boy who helped the Nazis, 348 00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:21,790 I understood the dangers the need to be loved by others. 349 00:14:21,856 --> 00:14:23,192 A story as old as time. 350 00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:25,296 And you will help me 351 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,668 defuse a World War II mine. 352 00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,972 That's how the command is given. 353 00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,909 Okay, I like that. We're going. 354 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,613 And when I say let's go, 355 00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:35,449 I mean I'll turn around and adrenaline will 356 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:39,759 work, I'll get up and go. 357 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,902 Oh, ha, no adrenaline. 358 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,238 - This... - Oh, my God. 359 00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:47,808 We'll do this over FaceTime, okay? 360 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,477 - Okay. - Sorry. 361 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:52,083 In my life, I am always careful. 362 00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:56,291 I mean, I literally ran away from the woman I love. 363 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,162 And that's the reason why I'm standing there now. 364 00:14:58,195 --> 00:15:00,534 I mean, once again I played it safe. 365 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,305 And now I will die. 366 00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:04,976 Warning. A land mine was discovered. 367 00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,311 That's right, bro. 368 00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:09,117 Shah, Maggie's here. Everything will be fine now. 369 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:12,190 hey dad can you hey, can you see? 370 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,060 Maggie, I can't hear you. You are quiet. 371 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:15,998 Maggie, um, wait. 372 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,467 - My microphone was turned off. - Yes. 373 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,104 All right, thank God you're here. 374 00:15:19,204 --> 00:15:21,943 I-I'm trying to figure it out great way to say this. 375 00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:25,751 This, then, Shah... stands on a landmine. 376 00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:27,487 The Shah is on a landmine? 377 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:29,525 Shah, don't move! 378 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,830 Trust me, I won't! 379 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,165 Okay, this one... 380 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,370 I can dance, I can dance. 381 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:38,443 RUXO was more of a dancer but a savior. 382 00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:41,115 - No offense to RUXO. - Oh, no, not at all. 383 00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:43,086 The world needs more artists. 384 00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:44,487 Now more than ever. 385 00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:47,327 - Shah, I'm coming! - Maggie, what are you doing? 386 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,065 Maggie, we can't let you go there! 387 00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:51,936 Is that what should we do? 388 00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:52,972 Did we need it? 389 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,575 I mean, I'm holding a walkie-talkie. 390 00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:04,696 Hi. 391 00:16:04,729 --> 00:16:05,997 Hi. 392 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,235 So, y-I, I... 393 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,039 I want to be sure that you are okay. 394 00:16:10,106 --> 00:16:12,578 Maggie, what the hell is going on in your head? 395 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,252 - Yes. - And I keep quiet. 396 00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:17,721 Guys, I don't see anything. 397 00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:20,026 - What's going on? - Okay, so, how to, um, 398 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,395 we give you... 399 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:24,400 Listen, I've been thinking a lot out here. 400 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,806 And RUXO is a very good listener. 401 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:28,543 I've been playing it safe all my life, 402 00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:32,584 and I'm done again right here, ready to explode. 403 00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:34,421 And while I was standing on this landmine, 404 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,561 the only thing that we was going through my mind over and over again, 405 00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,531 and again it is that... 406 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,507 I never got it opportunity to do this. 407 00:16:53,425 --> 00:16:56,064 I want to stay like this forever. 408 00:16:56,131 --> 00:16:57,701 We probably should. 409 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,237 Because any further movement 410 00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:01,943 on this land mine not a very good idea. 411 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,613 - Mina! Mine. - Mina! Mine. 412 00:17:03,646 --> 00:17:04,916 - Okay. - Okay. 413 00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:06,118 - Okay. - Dad, we need you. 414 00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:07,320 You are here. 415 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,624 Listen, Shah, we just have to know 416 00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:10,727 what a mine we are dealing with. 417 00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:12,264 So when you stepped on her, 418 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,901 was there a ticking sound, 419 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:17,040 or krr-krr-krr, or click-clack. 420 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,375 Click-clack. 421 00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:20,514 Ah, okay, you're dealing with German Tellermine. 422 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,850 You're lucky it wasn't spring mine 423 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,252 like they used in the beginning 424 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,287 war, for example, in the Saar Offensive. 425 00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,691 And then they used her again-- 426 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:29,464 Shut up, tell us what to do we work with this mine! 427 00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,001 You're really good at it in the role of a bitch. 428 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:33,773 - I like it. - Get to the point! 429 00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:37,548 All right, UXO team, listen up. 430 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:38,549 This is very important. 431 00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,954 I need absolute perfection from you 432 00:17:40,987 --> 00:17:43,793 otherwise this could end in disaster. 433 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,131 - Do you understand me? - Of course. 434 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,035 I asked: "Do you understand me?" 435 00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:49,337 Yes, ma'am. 436 00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:51,274 The rougher it is I want to listen more. 437 00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:53,513 - Me too. - Now, with this type of mine, 438 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,218 you have to dig around the edge of the board. 439 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,057 And I-I'll stabilize Shah. 440 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:01,729 Just make sure he don't fall off mine. 441 00:18:01,796 --> 00:18:02,831 - Yes. - You know, 442 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,234 it's not really necessary. 443 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,106 Okay, so you're not here, so... 444 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:09,612 - Okay, okay, we're almost done. - The edge is exposed. 445 00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:12,316 Okay, my hands are in the mud, but i don't care. 446 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,820 - I keep working. - Good. 447 00:18:13,853 --> 00:18:16,826 Now, loosen that wrist 448 00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:20,199 and cut the red wire. 449 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,505 - Cut the red wire. - Yes. 450 00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:25,511 My life is a movie. I'm a hero. 451 00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:27,748 - And now, I'm getting a girlfriend. - You better not be that girl. 452 00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:29,886 - Okay, back to the movie. - Let's go back to the movie. 453 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:31,054 Red wire. 454 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,535 - Okay. - Good. 455 00:18:37,635 --> 00:18:39,705 - Okay. - Now... 456 00:18:41,742 --> 00:18:43,646 - Yes. - Ready? 457 00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:49,558 Ready. 458 00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:03,553 Hey, stop jumping around, people. Stop jumping. 459 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,624 Oh, he's right, he's right, right, right. No jumping. 460 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:08,095 - Okay. No more jumping. - Yes, yes, yes. 461 00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:09,932 How about that? 462 00:19:09,998 --> 00:19:12,604 The bastard was blank the whole time. 463 00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:14,307 Oh, look at RUXO how he stretches his legs, 464 00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:15,744 now that he's out of the mud. 465 00:19:15,778 --> 00:19:17,515 I can't believe it that we panicked so much. 466 00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:20,219 And there was no danger at all! 467 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,573 Yes, I'm leaving the UXO team. 468 00:19:31,475 --> 00:19:32,677 Oh, oh! 469 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:41,796 Wow, I mean, that's about it those Minnesota nights. 470 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,467 - I know, right? - These housewives are wicked! 471 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:47,340 In the last episode, Nora bit Lainey. 472 00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:48,876 - Bitten? - She bit her. 473 00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:50,179 - Twice. - Oh, I like Lainey. 474 00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:51,616 She is so great, I love her. 475 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,485 Hey, listen, it's me already said once today, 476 00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:55,122 but b-you were right. 477 00:19:55,156 --> 00:19:57,595 I worried too much about whether they will like me. 478 00:19:57,661 --> 00:20:01,134 And I actually feel like that as a true leader. 479 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,538 ok you are my child 480 00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:04,642 that's why you're naturally better from other people. 481 00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:06,378 She shouldn't be around about that fact. 482 00:20:06,445 --> 00:20:08,082 Just smash and be in charge. 483 00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:10,553 And just be awful to everyone, o-except to yourself. 484 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,290 - There he is. - There he is, yes. 485 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:13,492 I can do that. Thank you. 486 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:17,466 That. 487 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,150 All right. 488 00:20:42,216 --> 00:20:44,420 RUXO, when I first saw you, 489 00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:46,759 i thought you were the glorified Roomba. 490 00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:48,763 I was wrong. 491 00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:52,437 You were a good friend when I needed it the most. 492 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,273 You changed my life. 493 00:20:55,577 --> 00:20:57,981 For that I am forever in your debt. 494 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:03,392 I can dance. 495 00:21:03,425 --> 00:21:05,429 Yes, you know. 496 00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:07,635 And he will dance in robot heaven. 497 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,505 - You bet he will. - Yes, he will. 498 00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:11,542 And now, RUXO will be laid 499 00:21:11,609 --> 00:21:15,416 in a place of honor, in a good container, 500 00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:17,821 to the one who doesn't smell so bad. 501 00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:38,008 Everything is going so well.