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Where the fuck do you think you're
going?

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Just going to my cell.

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Where's the fucking hash, bro?

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You know we're going to find it. That's
right, motherfucker.

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Cost that shit up and we're going to
have a serious fucking problem.

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I don't know what you're talking about,
okay?

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That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
You know it would be a real fucking

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shame to see somebody get shanked over
this bullshit, you googly -eyed

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motherfucker.

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Fuck you, die.

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Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

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Trin, it's fine. Like, I'm perfectly
happy here on the couch all fucking day.

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Like, don't worry about me. Dad, you
gotta snap out of it. Come on, you

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be happy you're not in jail.

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I'm trying to snap out of it, but it's
fucked. I mean, first I'm in jail and

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my delicious, wicked dope is on the
outside.

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Now I'm out of jail and all my fucking
drugs are in jail. Like, I can't smoke

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this shitty government dope. It's
fucking awful.

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How's it going?

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I've got a total Debbie down there.

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All right.

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Enough of this bullshit. Get up, man.
Get up and get drunk and high with me.

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happening. Rick.

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Fuck jail. Jail's fucking shitty now. We
should be celebrating. Come on. Get the

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fuck up.

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Come on, Dad. You gotta do it. For me.

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Do it for your daughter.

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Do it for Mo.

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It's been so lame since you got out, Mr.
Grumpy.

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Will you shut the fuck up, Jacob?

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Jesus Christ. All right, fine.

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You wanna get fucked up, do you? Yes, I
do. With my best friend right the fuck

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now. Guess I'm gonna smoke the shitty
government dope for one day. Yeah!

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With the spirit?

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All right, fuck it. What do you wanna
stir it with, booze or dope?

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Doesn't matter, man. You know what? I'll
fucking drink Swiss right now until we

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black out if you want to. Nice. We've
got some mushrooms here. Let's get

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up. Let's get fucked up for my family.
Get some drinks going, Jacob. Come on,

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buddy. All right.

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Yeah.

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Hello? Ricky, it's me.

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Hey, boss. How are you?

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How am I? Not fucking great, Ricky. I'm
at the jail. Just a second. Let me put

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you on speakerphone.

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Listen to me.

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We're going to take care of it.

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Somehow we'll get the fucking hash
another by the end of today. I promise,

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buddy. Just relax.

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Well, boys, you've got to fucking do
something. They're all fucking looking

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me. Listen,

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you know the guy with the fucking beard
with the long stockings? He's coming

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after me for sure.

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All right, all right, all right. Is
Terry there?

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Yes, he is. Fucking dealing with the
murder, huh? All right, put him on the

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phone. Terry?

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For fuck's sake, he should be there,
man.

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Terry?

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All right, listen to me, man. As an
equal partner, I order you to fucking

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protect Bob's at all costs. You got it?

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Fuck's sakes.

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So much for fucking partying.

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We've got to find some mules
immediately, man. Mules? We've got to

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people to smuggle the hash out of the
jail. They're not going to put fucking

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animals in the prison.

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That's what I'm fucking talking about,
man. You know what? I know exactly who

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can fucking ask.

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For seven drinks or what?

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Would you shut the fuck up, Jacob?

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Holy fuck!

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On those days, I get full of rage. The
only way to release it is in someone's

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cage. That's why I take ass every once
in a while. Jesus, Freddie, sit down.

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That's not keeping the rage in the cage.

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But better than last week. Who's next?

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I've got a particular thing I'd like
to... What the fuck?

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Boys, you know, I like to think that I'm
a nice person. You know, I'm on the

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outside to give to charity. I'm a family
man, you know.

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I try to keep my calm, you know, but
sometimes I lose my composure.

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You know, I think I got a friend.

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I think we're friends. I think maybe
we're going to share something, but

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they're withholding from me. It just
drives me a little crazy.

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And it's all good, right? And I'm going
to get some of that sharing.

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But they don't. And it just makes you
want to, you know, rip their throat out

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maybe just shank them.

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Just a nice, easy shank.

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You know?

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So what do you think? Can you guys help
us out?

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Well, this sounds fucked to me. And
dangerous.

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Not fucked.

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It's not dangerous. You guys are senior
citizens, for God's sake. They're not

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even going to fucking blink an eye when
you go in there.

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Well, why can't you smuggle this shit
out by yourselves?

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We can, but it takes forever. I mean,
you guys have much better smuggling

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equipment than we do, right? Come on,
guys. We're too old for this shit. Yeah,

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yeah. No, look. No, I'm sorry, guys. I
can't do this.

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Look, ladies. I know how fucked up this
is, okay? And I apologize for even

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asking you to do this.

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But we're fucking desperate here. Yeah,
but there's no good hash around. I need

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to smoke some good fucking hash or I'm
going to die.

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Ricky, Ricky, that's not what I mean.

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Bubbles are in a lot of danger.

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Okay? Well, yeah, that's what I meant.
Bubbles, right?

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He's in prison protecting all the
hatchet. If we don't get it out of

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don't know what the fuck's going to
happen to him. I mean, they threatened

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fucking shank him. Ah, my sweet Jesus. I
know. Oh, jeez. Yeah, it's fucking

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awful. Poor little guy.

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Oh, if anything happened to him, I'd
die. So would I. Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too,

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for Christ's sake.

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Oh, okay.

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So what the hell would we have to do?

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Okay. Ricky. Well, we were thinking this
in the front.

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And maybe this in the back. I don't know
how stretched out things are. Maybe we

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can go a lot bigger. Are you fucking
insane?

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We can go bigger.

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Well, I thought you were talking about a
little piece of hash.

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Not shoving a chunk the size of King
Kong's fucking dong in my hole.

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It's not that big. Ah, come on, guys.
We're not in college anymore.

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It's not a toothbrushy thing, maybe.

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But I'd have to have one hell of a
buzzer for the buzzer. Let's do it.

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fucking wasted. And I'm sure we can get
both of these in there if we get drunk.

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No. Not fucking happening. No way. No
way. Thanks a lot, guys.

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Just think about yourselves, as usual.
Ricky, I totally understand. That's a

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to ask.

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What if I were to pay you guys a couple
hundred bucks each?

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No.

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Okay, all right. I understand.

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We've been nice so far. That can change
real, real fast. Listen, I've seen you

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wrestle at the Halliburton Forum. I'm a
big fan.

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It's hash time, bro.

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Listen, motherfucker, stop lying to us.
Where's the fucking hash? Look, I don't

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know what you were told, but there's no
hash.

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Bullshit, I need to get high, you fuck.
Yeah, keep your dear lying to us,

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motherfucker.

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Calm down. Get the fuck off the table,
Pitbull. Animal.

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Faster.

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Oh, my fuck.

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Hey, fuck, you're here. Listen, I need
protection.

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These people are fucking crazy.

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Mr. Bubbles, where in the fuck is the
hash?

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Um, respectfully, sir, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

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You and I both know that that's a
steaming pile of jawbeat.

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Now you tell me where it is, and you
tell me where it is now.

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I don't know anything about it.

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You don't know anything about it.

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Right. Well, I don't know anything about
protecting you, hiding the hash.

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Now you think on that. You think on that
well, laddie.

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I say you've got about 30 minutes to do
the trick.

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I can't do that. Who's going to fucking
protect me? Nobody?

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Don't worry, Bubbles. We got your back.

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I feel so fucking bad for Bubbles.

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Oh, shit, man. It's all her fucking
fault. Hopefully he's okay.

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Fuck, it's the prison gate.

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Hello?

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Guys, I'm just calling, like, shit's
going fucking sideways in here, like...

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Bubbles, get the hash down the hall like
you're protecting them.

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We're talking about like fucking shakes
and shit. Shit? You gotta fucking

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protect them, Terry. We're coming. You
have to fucking protect them. Okay,

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like, do whatever you need to. Get the
fuck back in here.

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Leave the fuck alone.

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For fuck's sakes.

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Oh, my God. Is Bubbles gonna be okay?
You guys have to do something.

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We will, Trina. I promise nothing's
gonna happen to him, okay? If nothing

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happens to him, man, I'm never gonna
fucking forgive myself. How the fuck did

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do this to him, man? We need to get a
hold of ourselves, all right?

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Let's go for a fucking drive. We'll get
high as fuck and we'll figure this out.

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Okay. All right.

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I might be back. I might not. Love you,
sweetheart.

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Better make it a six paper one, Ricky.
How about a fucking ten? Love you. You

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know what? We're fucked. There's nothing
we can do. We're going to have to tell

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him to give up the hash before he gets
himself killed.

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Yeah, I mean, that is one option, but I
don't fucking like that option, okay?

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I think I might have a better option.
Bye.

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What the fuck?

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Just giving up all that hash would
fucking suck.

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No kidding. I could fucking make out
with you right now.

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Would you stop talking like that,
please?

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It's fucking real.

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Big dripping gas on the paint.

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Dripped gas on my cock.

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Hello, anyone there?

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How can I help you, sir?

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Yeah, I just wanted to inform you that
we're not paying for this gas that we're

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pumping right now.

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Oh, you have to press the button, sir.

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I am pressing the fucking button.

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We are not paying for this fucking gas.

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Yes, you pay inside, sir.

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Jesus Christ. You're pressing the
button? I know how to use a fucking

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Apparently you know. We're not paying
for this fucking gas, so call the cops.

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Okay, sir, I'm not quite sure what
you're saying. The pump's already

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could you come inside and pay, please?
Let me try.

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You got magic fingers?

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Why don't you come rip the cigarette out
of my fucking mouth?

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Call the fucking cop!

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Okay, have a great day.

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What the fuck is going on here? I don't
know. I don't know. For fuck's sakes.

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All right, we don't have time for this
shit.

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What the fuck are you looking at?

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You're fucked!

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Why don't we just rob a bank, man? It's
fucking simple.

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Yeah, arm robbery of a fucking bank.
Fifteen years in jail minimum.

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Nag.

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You only team wheelers lots of those
around. Oh, it's only ten years in jail

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You'll fuck a motorcycle then that can't
be that bad. You know what you're

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getting closer. That's theft over a
thousand That's only what five years

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You one of those baby cares your things
are fucking portable.

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We're not stealing baby anything. Okay,
we got a thing smaller here, man You

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know what?

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All this thinking thoughts make my brain
about to fucking explode. I'm getting

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hungry. I need to stop this door and get
Cock the pepperoni with chips and maybe

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a pop.

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You know what, man?

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That's perfect.

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What the fuck is he staring at us, man?

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Do you not see me stealing the stuff
over here, bud? Like, how fucking stupid

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are you? Yeah, I see you. I just don't
care.

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You don't fucking care? You fucking
cared last time, didn't you?

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The store was a crime scene. Shut down
for two days and the owner lost a bunch

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of money. But he's a dick, so rob him. I
don't care.

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Fucking kid of me. All right, let's take
it up a notch. What the fuck are you

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doing? Call the cops and tell them to
steal these chips and these cocks of

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pepperoni, you fucking dumbass.

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Hi, there's a guy stealing chips and
multiple cocks of pepperoni. He's got a

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pointed at me. Why the fuck does he have
a gun pointed at you? You're pointing a

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gun at me. No, no, no. Tell them there's
no fucking gun. They want me to tell

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you they're just shoplifting and there's
no gun.

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No, no, no.

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You tell them there's no fucking gun. I
just told them. No, tell them there is

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no fucking gun. I don't know. Are you
stupid?

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No, I don't know.

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Hey guys, how's it going?

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Who did?

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Randy, he was trying to protect Bubbles,
and should we move in, sir?

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Let Bubbles sweat for a bit.

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Keep an eye on the tubby bastard. Make
sure he doesn't bleed out all over the

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place.

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Fuck, I hate dealing with this dick.

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You got a better plan?

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Nope. He's fucking bleeding pretty bad,
Julian.

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Suck it up, buddy.

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You're almost fixed up. Hold on!

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Sam, get the fuck out of here! We got a
situation!

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Sam, get out of here, you filthy fucking
cave slut!

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Sorry?

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Hey. Oh, can I...

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help you? Is Sam here?

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No, Sam had to run up to Parsbro.

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Fuck's sake.

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Can I do something for you?

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Yeah, I got attacked by a flying
chipmunk and I just need a couple

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you don't mind.

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This is a taxidermy, sir. I don't need a
taxi. I just need a few stitches in

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this fucking thing here.

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Can you please just do this? He's
terrified of hospitals. He usually comes

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every time he gets hurt. Sam stitches
him up.

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Oh, poor guy. I would like to help,
really, but I'm not licensed to work on

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people, unfortunately.

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I didn't get the grades.

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You know what? I need some stitches. I
hate to do this because you seem like a

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really, really nice person and you're
beautiful, but I need some fucking

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stitches, please. I'm sorry. Oh, wow.

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That's the same gun that I have. Oh,
yeah? I love that fucking gun.

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Yeah, I go to the range like three times
a week. Oh, really? I haven't seen you

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there. Yeah, we should go sometime.
What's your name? Teresa.

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Are you on, Teresa?

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Okay, can you do this or what? Please,
can you do this?

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Okay. Since you asked me really nicely
and we have the same gun, I'll do it.

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That's really, really sweet of you,
Teresa. Thank you. Come on back.

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All right.

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That's really, really sweet of you,
Teresa. Fuck off. Turn the gun around.

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Fucking hold me, all right, charlie and
dummy?

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I'll get you to check. I'll even try to
get a handy. Fuck you.

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Hey,

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Teresa.

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That deer mobile, is that Dan?

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Yeah.

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Cool, huh?

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Yeah, it's really cool.

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What the fuck do you need a gun for?
You're not

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having two fucking guns. Because one's
bad enough.

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Where the fuck are they? Give me the
fucking thing. It's my fucking gun. This

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an order. Give me the fucking thing.

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There's a cop. There's a cop.

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You probably saw the fucking gun. Nice
going.

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It's your fucking fault.

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I'll get us out of this. You're not
getting us out. Let me do the talking.

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What's the rule on dope and cops? Put
the fucking dope out. I'm not throwing

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out. I'll fucking just put it out. I'm
not fucking throwing it out. I'm doing

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all the talking. Just keep your fucking
mouth shut.

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Let's go ahead, man. See what you got.
Morning, gentlemen.

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Officer, how you doing? Nice day, huh?

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It's a beautiful day. Can you tell me
why the fuck you pull us over? Because

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like to fucking know that right now. If
you have nothing better to do, you can

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tongue my balls, massage my tits, or
fucking give me a handy something.

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Nice one.

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00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,600
Now, it starts with inconvenience,
but... Let me guess. You need a fucking

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license, insurance, registration. We
don't have any of that shit, so fuck

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00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,540
My apologies, sir, but I... What?

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Can't get your car card? You pull us
over so we can suck it? I'm not sucking

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your car. Do you want to suck it?

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I'm not sucking your fucking car, bud.
No, sir. Look, I just wanted to let you

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know that you're...

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Tim, the pointer up here, it's a little
loose. It's bouncing all over your car.

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Okay, okay. I mean, you may want to just
tighten that up before you lose it.

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Perfect. I'll let you know that your
mother's a little loose, and we can't

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tighten her up, can we, with her big
fucking barrel pussy.

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I'm sorry, what's that?

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What's that?

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00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,090
No, I missed that. I missed what? What
you said.

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00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:40,010
Officer, his dog just died.

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He's a little off today. I'm sorry. I
apologize.

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Poor old Ruffy got hit by a truck.

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Why don't I grab an adjustable, and
I'll...

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Okay, thank you. You're very nice.

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What the fuck is wrong with you, man? I
thought if I was a fucking asshole,

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maybe you'd arrest us and throw us in
jail for it. Oh, shit.

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Hello?

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00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,089
What? When?

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What?

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Hello? What?

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00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,170
What? Fucking Jesus. That was Bubbles.
He said Randy got fucking shanked, and

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now they're after him, and they got cut
off. For fuck's sakes. You know what?

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Got no choice. I'm going to fucking jail
right now. You coming with me or not?

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00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:14,290
I'm not going to get away. Just let me
think about this for a second. Time to

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shoot for the clouds. Are you coming or
not?

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Fuck's sakes.

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00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:22,010
It's bubbles, man. We're gonna get a lot
more than a week for this, man. Yeah,

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we are.

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Fuck!

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00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:26,329
That's fire!

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00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,329
That's fire!

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Fuck's sakes, that's not gonna do
fucking anything.

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00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,530
That's not gonna do anything. It's gonna
bounce right off him.

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00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:51,639
Holy fuck!

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00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,360
I can't hit somebody with that.

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00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,200
Bubs, come out, man. It's a surprise for
you.

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00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,120
A surprise?

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00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:06,720
Yeah. Yeah, I don't fucking think so,
bud. How much did they pay you to say

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that? I'm not coming out there getting
fucking shanked in the kid's face. You

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won't get shanked, man. It's a surprise.
I promise.

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00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,460
Yeah, I don't think so.

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00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,160
See that? I got that.

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I'm not coming out.

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Not for anybody.

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All right, everyone.

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We'll be back.

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What's up, partner?

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00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,220
Get down here, man.

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00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,780
All right, who wants to get fucked up?

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00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,940
All right, boys, start for the wave, but
the hash store is now fucking open.

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So I'm going to let the fellas fuck
around with their little hash operation,

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00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,570
I get a good cut anyway.

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00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,630
And did you hear about the warden?

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00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:04,830
Well, when he heard those boys were
coming back to prison, he went off the

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end, the blind bastard.

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00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:10,590
He went on some of that hard -breaking
bad shit, if you know what I mean, and

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he's gone to rehab.

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00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,390
So no heat there.

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00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,430
There? That's the fucking way jail's
supposed to be.

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00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:23,950
Everybody's calm as fuck and happy. Oh,
man. With the warden gone, it's fucking

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game on.

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00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:25,850
Cheers to me.

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00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,190
Oh, my fuck, that is nice.

363
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:36,010
Oh, my fuck, that's good.

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00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:40,690
You know what? I got to say, when I
didn't have this, I really didn't have a

365
00:19:40,690 --> 00:19:44,590
hard time with it. It wasn't that bad. I
just had to make an adjustment, which

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is cool.

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00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,630
But now, fuck.

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Now that I have the money to buy this
whenever I want, I'm going to fucking

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it. I mean, Jill, fuck it. I mean, right
now I've got enough money that can

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fucking supply me and be happy for a
long, long fucking time.

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00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,480
We're going to make a shit ton of cash
in this fucking place.

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I'm not going to complain.

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00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200
Why would I?

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00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:11,260
I can get as high as ten fucking hippies
whenever I like. I can pour myself a

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00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:14,980
drink and things have really worked out
to be pretty slick.

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00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,940
Life has never been better for Arden
Fosse.

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00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:26,200
Being in jail is definitely not my ideal
situation, you know, but I must say,

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00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,480
when your best friends are in here with
you and there's not people trying to

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00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,580
kill you, it is a lot better. It's not
bad.

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00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:37,540
I always used to say, like, I'd take a
bullet for my friends or I'd die for my

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friends, and I always thought it was
just a saying, but once I've been

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confronted with it, it might be true.

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00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,440
You know I had no part in this, right?

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00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,140
Well, you're standing right there.

385
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,720
I know, but business is business.

386
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:03,320
Right. I'm proud of you, though. You
took it like a man.

387
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,680
Well, thanks, Freddy.

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00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,000
Ready to take it like a man again?

389
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,960
Sure, I'd like that.

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00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,300
All right.