1 00:00:10,979 --> 00:00:11,979 Guys, come over. 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,140 Julian, in every prison movie that I've seen, they use the prison laundry 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,980 service to get stuck in and out of jail. 4 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:21,240 Or if I can build a table in the shop, I can put hash in the hollow legs. 5 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:24,700 Nice one, too. Thanks for your input there, partner. But we thought of a 6 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:27,800 way easier idea. Fucking right you did. What is it again? 7 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,160 We're just going to get a bunch of fucking people from Sunnyvale to come 8 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,100 us. We're going to sneak them that hash. They're going to take it back to the 9 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,620 park. Fucking easy. 10 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,380 We're going to have visitors from Sunnyvale? 11 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,720 Well, well, well. 12 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:41,170 I can smell Ricky. 13 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:47,270 And I can smell... Julia. 14 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,790 Gentlemen, I've got some good news for you. Where? 15 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:52,610 We've got a meeting with the parole board. 16 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:53,850 Parole board? 17 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:55,090 For what? 18 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:58,390 You two scruffy little ball bags are up for early relief. 19 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:02,010 The meeting's this afternoon, so... What the fuck are you talking about? Today? 20 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:06,490 3 p .m. If it all goes smoothly, you'll be home by 6, so don't be late. Why the 21 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:07,490 fuck are you doing this? 22 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:11,610 Because I don't like you, laddie. 23 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:16,150 I don't like the way you act. I don't like the way you sound. And I sure as 24 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,830 do not like the way you smell. 25 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,970 The way you smell, you smell like a fucking hyena's shit flaps. 26 00:01:22,490 --> 00:01:27,510 You know, I've met some pretty warped individuals in my facilities over the 27 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:28,510 years. 28 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:30,330 But you too. 29 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,190 You too. 30 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:36,150 You're too fucked up even for jail. 31 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:40,360 What? You know, my best behavior is to be way more fucked up. 32 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:43,760 Fuck! Fucked up for Jill? What the fuck does that even mean? 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,940 I don't know, but it's pretty fucking cool when you think about it. No, it's 34 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,880 not, man. We're going to lose a shit ton of money here. 35 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,680 Oh, my God, the fucking hash. We're going to get the fucking hash out of 36 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,300 Does this mean no visitors, Julian? 37 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:54,980 Okay, okay. 38 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,000 We just got to switch to plan B. 39 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,900 Good idea. Fuck, what is it? 40 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,260 I don't fucking know. We haven't got to come up with it. 41 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:04,730 Hey, Jules, what's up, man? Hey, T, how's it going, buddy? 42 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:08,570 Good, man. Good, man. Good, man. It's all good. It's all good. 43 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:11,310 Look, do you remember what black brownies are? 44 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,060 Black Brownies. We actually enjoy some of that right now, man. 45 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,180 All right. Cool, cool. Look, you should come down here and visit me right away, 46 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:21,860 man. You know what I'm saying? We're here, right? Yeah, 47 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:25,660 man. Yes. 48 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:29,480 Okay, yeah. We can help with that, man. All right. Cool, cool. I knew you would, 49 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:31,500 man. All right. All right. As soon as possible, though, all right? 50 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,260 Okay, man. See you in a bit. Sounds good. Okay. 51 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,140 Rockpile, you know, I fucking love those guys. 52 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:54,920 You know, there's not a lot of people in this world that I can trust, but those 53 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,780 guys will always have my back and will always come through for me. 54 00:03:58,340 --> 00:03:59,660 Just as long as I pay them dope. 55 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,290 Hey, 56 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:19,170 what's up, man? I'm here to see Ricky and Julian, man. 57 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:21,769 Oh, shit. 58 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:23,189 Look who it is. 59 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:25,570 What's up, Yolanda? How you doing? You looking beautiful as ever. 60 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,350 Whatever, Tyrone. What the fuck you want? 61 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,530 I'm just here to see Ricky and Julian. Fuck. 62 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,270 Can you deal with this? 63 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:32,670 Gladly. Gerald! 64 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:34,310 Light him up. 65 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:36,510 Oh, what's up, Joe? 66 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:37,749 My arm's out. 67 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:38,750 You looking good, boy. 68 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:43,070 Seriously, man, you look buff, though. Yeah, come on, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 69 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,930 What the fuck is wrong with you? 70 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:47,230 Good. 71 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:50,230 What's going on, man? You hitting the gym or what, man? 72 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,310 Whoa, man. 73 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:53,450 Come on, man. 74 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:56,950 Touching my shit, man. You guys see that, man? It's a pile of complaint, 75 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,990 saw that shit. Hey, are you done? 76 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:00,730 You're good to go, man. Okay. 77 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:04,890 Man, y 'all need to harden up, man. What's wrong with y 'all, man? All 78 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:05,569 let's go. 79 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,750 Get right in there with the fingers, though. Little bitches. 80 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:09,790 Okay, bubs. 81 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:13,030 As soon as the boys get here, you gotta distract the guards long enough for me 82 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,030 to give them the shit, okay? 83 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:15,550 What the fuck are you talking about? 84 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:19,230 I thought we were visiting with Moe. That's why I brought the fucking jackal. 85 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,230 No, man. 86 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:23,330 He couldn't make it, okay? So the rock ball are coming. We're just gonna give 87 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,510 them some shit to take out of here. 88 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,270 Well, I'm not distracting any fucking guards. 89 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:30,290 Why can't he distract them? He's better at it. You're great at it. 90 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:34,320 Rick, you've got fucking Gerald on shift. He's a joke. I could have fucking 91 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,580 you. You've got this, buddy. Come on, man. 92 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,560 What's up, team? Good to see you, man. What are you doing? What's up, man? 93 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,580 What's up, buddy? Good to see you. Hey, Harold, what's going on? I didn't know 94 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:46,980 you were working today. Yeah, I got called in. Well, let's have a game of 95 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,360 trackers. Really not supposed to. 96 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,420 Well, come on now. You won the last one, and you've got to give me a chance to 97 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:56,440 win my cigarettes back. That's the only fair. All right, all right. Come on, one 98 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,180 game. I'll kick his ass, buddy. 99 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,250 Okay, here, I'll be... No, you're going to be black, so I can keep an eye on 100 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,090 that. Yes, of course. 101 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:05,430 Of course. 102 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:07,710 Easy. Yeah, okay. 103 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,770 Ready, ready. I'm going to hand you this shit. I looked at my leggings. 104 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:15,510 I'm going to hand you some shit. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm 105 00:06:15,510 --> 00:06:16,510 to hand you some shit. 106 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:17,850 What? What shit? 107 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:19,510 The black brownies. 108 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,210 What the fuck are you talking about, man? 109 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,750 Look, you told me to get some black brownies, and that's what we did. 110 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,060 Hands where I can see them, Julian. 111 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,940 I'm just scratching my nuts, fucking Gerald. Chill out, man. 112 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,440 You guys have dry nuts. 113 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:42,260 You're going to get the shit out of here, man. Here, take it. 114 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,660 What the fuck? You want to give me some shit to take out? 115 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,740 That's what I said. Listen, man. I talked up with the Browns and I said I 116 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:50,740 shit. I got it done. 117 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,460 All right? I said I got it done. 118 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,240 I thought you said get a ton. 119 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,920 No, I said I did too. 120 00:06:57,260 --> 00:06:58,620 Please. You're on speakerphone. 121 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:02,500 You guys are... I will fucking hire you guys. I said got. 122 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,700 What a fucking brilliance plan. You know, there's a big difference we get. 123 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,580 shit. Way to go. Fucking God. 124 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:13,320 Here, man, you gotta get this shit out. What kind do you have? It's Afghani 125 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,260 gold, man. Yeah, we'll take some of that. 126 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:19,000 No, no, no, no, no. We're not taking any more, man. It's fucking Afghani gold, 127 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,220 bitch. Here, take it. Boys, take it. Listen, Julian, I got this shit tucked 128 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,080 under my junk, and my pants are pretty full, man. 129 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,820 I ain't wearing any underwear. 130 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,260 Commando Blythe, motherfucker. 131 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,440 Me neither. 132 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:31,780 Cream? 133 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,440 All right. 134 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,520 Meditation is over. Too much whispering. Fuck off. I'm sorry, guys. 135 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,640 Jesus Christ. 136 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:46,860 What the fuck are we going to do now? 137 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,460 Did you get it done? 138 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:52,200 No, because he doesn't know the fucking there's been getting and gotten. 139 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,480 Nice job. 140 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:56,620 Man, 141 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,000 you should let me keep a little piece of that Afghani hash, mister. I don't know 142 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,760 the difference between three little fucking words. Stop fucking thinking 143 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:03,920 that and get focused, man. 144 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,160 Gotta figure a way of getting all the fucking hash out of here. I know. I just 145 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,800 wish we had more fucking time to figure it out. 146 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,639 You know what? 147 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,420 That's it. We just need more fucking time. 148 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,760 What are you talking about? 149 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:17,200 Just gotta figure out a way of staying in here longer, man. That's fuck I love 150 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,240 when your brain works, man. 151 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,920 Way to go, brain. 152 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,020 Nice one. 153 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:30,150 There's no way it's going to happen, but there's always that very slight fucking 154 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:34,610 possibility. Very slight? I've heard that fucking word before, and then I 155 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:37,950 up in here all by myself trying to fucking survive. 156 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:41,770 We would never fucking leave you here by yourself, man. Are you kidding me? 157 00:08:42,169 --> 00:08:46,630 Well, you have no control over it, Julian, so that's probably going to 158 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:47,890 Buddy, relax. 159 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:51,110 My brain right now is playing one of the top of the games, all right? After the 160 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:53,590 shit I'm about to pull today, there's no fucking way we're going to be leaving. 161 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,950 What the fuck does that even mean, Ricky? What are you going to do? 162 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,710 I don't know. My brain hasn't told me yet, but she's going to figure out 163 00:08:59,710 --> 00:09:00,710 something. 164 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:04,430 What the fuck is he talking about? What's he going to do? You're talking 165 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,429 Ricky's fucking brain. 166 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:07,750 I guess it's a gene. I don't know. 167 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:10,250 Oh, God. 168 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:15,630 I'm really sorry about this, boys, but I've got to stay in jail. A little piss 169 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:16,509 on your pizza? 170 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:17,930 Is this his problem behavior? 171 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:22,150 Unfortunately, Warden, yes, it is, most of the time. Well, shut the bastard 172 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,150 down. 173 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:31,110 I'm going to hit you with a hose. You guys. 174 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:33,030 Ricky, get your gear. 175 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:36,230 It's time to leave the parole board, laddie. 176 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,990 Well, you sure told him. 177 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:45,850 You should wash your hands more thoroughly when you use the toilet. 178 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:52,820 These fucking people doing the jail runner think they can decide when I come 179 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:55,560 and out of jail, think they're smarter than me? Well, they're not. I fucking 180 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,480 decide when I come in and out of jail. It's my fucking constitution right. 181 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,420 You know, Ricky and I have different opinions on how to fucking deal with the 182 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:07,260 parole board. He likes to fucking act like a fucking crazy man and go on the 183 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:08,260 offense, you know. 184 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:14,100 I like to be fucking calm, use my head, you know, use reverse psychology, you 185 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,980 know. Do something like, you've got to be like De Niro or Pacino if they were 186 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:19,140 fucking in this situation. 187 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:23,520 You know, they would act like they're fucking okay, but they'd make you feel 188 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,520 like they're fucked. 189 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,100 That's what I'm going to do. 190 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,160 Morning. Hey, hi. Good morning, Julian. 191 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,700 Morning. How are you today? 192 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,620 I'm actually pretty excited. 193 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,460 Thank you. Thank you for having me here. 194 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:40,880 Good to see you. 195 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:41,980 Richard LaFleur. 196 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,880 That's me. How's it going there, Sugar Tongue? 197 00:10:44,999 --> 00:10:45,999 Good morning. 198 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:50,820 Excuse me, sir. You can't smoke that in here. Are you sure? Because I think I 199 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:53,020 am, right? There's no smoking in jail. I think there's smoking in here. 200 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,360 Would you please sit down, sir? 201 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,820 What the fuck are you doing? It's a brand new cigarette. I could have butted 202 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:01,520 out and saved it for me. You fucking gave it to me. 203 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,540 Blow me. 204 00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:08,820 That's nice. 205 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,260 Will you please state your SAF number for the record? 206 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:15,000 That's 1 -7 -0 -7 -1 -9 -7 -7. 207 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,760 What the fuck is that? 208 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:24,940 1 -2 -3 -4 -L -M -N -O -G, I think. Something like that. 209 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:29,400 The first thing I'm going to do is put on the record your notice of this 210 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,660 and advisement of rights and ask you if you'll recognize your signature for me, 211 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,700 please. 212 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,360 Yes, ma 'am. That's definitely 100 % a signature. 213 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,580 I think that could be it. I don't know. 214 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,560 You think so or you know so? 215 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,660 It changes a lot. I mean, that looks like one of the signatures I used for 216 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,140 really dumb, stupid shit, I guess. 217 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,580 Yeah, it could be it. 218 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,640 Holy fuck. 219 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,940 Okay, having recognized your signature, I'll declare for the record you've been 220 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,900 properly noticed and we'll go forward. 221 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,640 Great. Good fucking time. Yeah, let's do that. Okay, thank you. 222 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,460 I'm Chairman Simpson and with me this morning on my right is Commissioner 223 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,880 Reynolds. We're seeing you today in an aggregated case sentence. 224 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:17,850 cases number C -2241, theft under $1 ,000, C -C -242, resisting arrest, and C 225 00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:21,630 -243, possession of an illegal firearm. I don't give a fuck about numbers. 226 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:22,690 Numbers and letters are dumb. 227 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,230 Okay, Mr. 228 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:28,930 LeFleur, I can see you're clearly not happy to be here. Oh, no, I'm having a 229 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:30,010 great fucking time. This is all. 230 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,890 Okay, well, maybe you can share with us your rehabilitation. 231 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,920 I think my rehabilitation is going really, really good this time. It's 232 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:45,200 Just recently I discovered that I'm an alcoholic, and I think that's probably 233 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,220 the main cause of why I've been here before throughout my life. 234 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:54,000 But now I think I'm doing great. 235 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,080 It's the best I've ever felt. 236 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,300 What rehabilitation? 237 00:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,020 I'm fucking rehabilitating Lee Spitz. There's no doper booze in here like 238 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,960 normally is. How the fuck am I supposed to get rehabilitated? It's legal in 239 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,800 Canada. I should be allowed to get... fucking high in here. And the guards are 240 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,120 assholes. I'm stressed the fuck out. 241 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:11,340 All this last month has done to me is piss me the fuck off. Like, really piss 242 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,340 the fuck off. 243 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,560 So, do you think that your anger will continue after you're released? 244 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,820 What the fuck do you think? Look at me. Yes, it's gonna fucking continue. I 245 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,520 can't wait to get out here, actually. The first thing I'm gonna do is punch 246 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,400 somebody in the fucking face and it's gonna feel great. 247 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:29,080 But, knowing that, I just think if I get outside, I'd have to stay away from my 248 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,080 friends with alcohol. 249 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,040 I can't see any alcohol ads except the beer ones. 250 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,600 I'm fine with those ones. 251 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:36,499 Is it? 252 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,080 Well, I mean, I'll probably get high first and have a couple drinks and punch 253 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,160 someone in the face. But either way, someone's definitely getting punched in 254 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,039 fucking face. 255 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,140 If that doesn't make me feel better, I'll go to the fucking mall, maybe burn 256 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:48,260 that down. Drive across the bridge, force someone off the fucking bridge 257 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,280 the water with my car. I don't fucking know. 258 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,320 Start shooting my handgun in the fucking air. Just having a good time, lighting 259 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,660 fireworks off, shoving them up people's asses, whatever. 260 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,940 Well, that's quite the plan. 261 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,530 And I've got to stay away from the strip clubs as well. 262 00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:06,170 Okay, I think we have everything we need here, unless you have any questions, 263 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,430 Commissioner? Yeah, I have one last question. 264 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:10,210 What's with the glass? 265 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:15,050 Usually I'd get out of jail and I'd fill this up with rum and drink it 266 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:17,710 immediately, which I don't plan on doing this time. 267 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,270 Well done. 268 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,170 Well, thanks very much. That's all we need from you today. 269 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,150 All right, Ron, get the fuck out of here. I've got to piss anyway. 270 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,630 Love you guys. Thanks very much. 271 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,500 The thing with the parole board, you never know who the fuck you're going to 272 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,260 get. Thank God I got two of the dumbest people I've ever met, and I think I 273 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,700 fucking showed them who's the boss and when I get the fuck out of here. 274 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,080 Fucking idiots. 275 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,280 And then I pull out my cock. I'm like, you guys should take a long, wet suck on 276 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,820 that. Fuck off. You did not. You showed the parole guys your horse cock. 277 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,260 Yeah, and I jumped on the desk and tried to slap him in the face with the guards 278 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,640 to tackle me. It was fucking rough. 279 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,120 You tried to assault parole officers with your winger. Are you out of your 280 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,060 Well, the important thing is I'm here for at least a week, probably two or 281 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,960 now. That was a risky fucking move. 282 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,300 I'm glad it worked. I'm glad it worked. Me too, buddy. 283 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,980 That was a lot of fun, boys. 284 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,540 How did you do? 285 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,300 I don't know, man. I think I did okay. I did okay. 286 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,040 Ricky showed them his horse cock. 287 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,050 He's in here for a while now. 288 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,030 Are you kidding me, man? I showed them who's boss. 289 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:18,350 You're supposed to just use reverse psychology and fucking be nice to them, 290 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:22,030 Nice going. We're going to be in here for years now. Hey, Ricky Julian, get 291 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,030 things together now. 292 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,390 You're going home, boys. 293 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,690 Good riddance. 294 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,890 Reverse psychology, dumbass. Don't fucking look at me. 295 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,590 Home? What the fuck are you talking about? Home. 296 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,230 What home, man? 297 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:36,830 No, no, no, no. Get your things together now, guys. You're going home. 298 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:40,590 Jesus Christ. What the fuck is going on? You guys promised me you weren't 299 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:44,030 leaving. We're not fucking leaving. We're not fucking going home. You can 300 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,610 log right out of my shit pipe. Fuck yourself. 301 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,090 Extraction team to cell block B. 302 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,670 Extraction team to cell block B. 303 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,230 I don't know what the fuck's going on, but you're in charge of the house. 304 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:57,290 I'm not in charge of it. Come on, Billy, maybe Terry will help you, but you have 305 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,370 to. I am not going to. 306 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:03,020 Bubs, don't let anyone lay a fucking hand on my ass! Time to leave, you empty 307 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,180 ball bag! Let's go! 308 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,860 Everybody just calm down! 309 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400 Ricky! 310 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,620 What's going on? 311 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,420 Ricky! Right on, Ricky! 312 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,800 What's happening? 313 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,100 Go free, go free! 314 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,380 What's going on here? 315 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,360 Fucking Jesus Christ! 316 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,100 Get the fuck up! 317 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,560 Get the fuck up! 318 00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:33,180 You guys 319 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:50,420 having 320 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:52,560 a good time? I am. I could do this all fucking day. 321 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:53,820 Fucking assholes. 322 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,240 Go in the tree and stand up, man. This fucking tree believes that you should 323 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,960 live outside, man. Fuck you, Ronnie. 324 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,780 Jesus Christ. 325 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,420 Fuck off. 326 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,339 You can't fucking decide when I leave jail. 327 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,920 Fucking decide when I leave jail when I'm good and goddamn ready. This is 328 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,079 fucking bullshit. 329 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,460 My fucking rights would be in violation right now. I mean, I did a bit of 330 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,359 schooling and all, but the fucking people's choices and voices of freedom's 331 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,740 fucking act. They can't fucking do this. The government's out of control. 332 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,500 Fucking decide when I go to jail, when I fucking leave jail. 333 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,990 What price these fucking stamps are on. Fucking birds flying around in scarves. 334 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,930 They're fucking out of control. Fuck the government. 335 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,190 Fucking asshole. 336 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,790 We've got the dirt jumping up here, Ricky. Oh, yeah? I don't give a fuck, 337 00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:32,790 Ronnie. You can suck it. 338 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,050 Come on, Ricky. Get up, man. 339 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,270 Have a nice ride. 340 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,350 Fucking assholes. This is fucking ridiculous. 341 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,750 Ricky, stand up and get thrown out like a fucking man. I'm not embarrassing. I'm 342 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,990 not standing up just for fucking people's doing. I know for a fact they 343 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:48,810 drag me down the stairs. They have to carry me by fucking laws. I don't know 344 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,690 that law, Ricky. What the fuck are you fucking... 345 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,980 Fucking assholes! Fuck off! 346 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:57,520 Fucking Alexander Greenbelt and fucking Vic Cannon for this kind of shit to 347 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,840 happen! Ah! Fuck! 348 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,100 Fuck! 349 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,500 You guys must be so fucking proud of yourselves. 350 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,640 Bruh! Fucking dope! 351 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:06,900 Jesus Christ! 352 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,900 Hold the fuck on! I gotta get my stuff for fuck's sakes! 353 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,459 Okay, Ricky. 354 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,460 Here you go, sweetie. 355 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,280 Thanks, Yolanda. Thanks. 356 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:17,690 All right, I'm telling you right now, this is your last chance to save your 357 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:20,010 fucking careers. You guys take me out of here, you're fucking done. 358 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,329 That's nice. 359 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,330 That's fucking great. 360 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:23,590 Have a good day, Ricky. 361 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,290 I'm not going anywhere. I'm fucking staying right here, and you let me back 362 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,330 Ronnie, you piece of shit. 363 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:28,990 Fuck you. Get up, man. 364 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:30,550 No, I'm staging a protest. We're done. 365 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,930 What do you mean, staging a protest? Let me back in, Julian. 366 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:34,850 Oh, there's your little girlfriend. 367 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,050 All right. 368 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,130 I'm hitching home, man. See you whenever. You're just going to leave me 369 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:39,170 Help me protest. 370 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,250 They're going to let us back in at some point. 371 00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:43,030 Ricky, baby, what the fuck? 372 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,030 I was just coming to visit you. They threw me the fuck out. 373 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,510 What? Yeah, they threw me out of the fucking jail. Can you believe that shit? 374 00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:50,870 They what? 375 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:56,350 Anyway, it's not all bad. At least now I can finally, finally get some love and 376 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,350 go, come on, kiss me. 377 00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:00,750 Wait, what do you mean they threw you out? 378 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,950 Like you're not, you're not an inmate anymore? 379 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:07,590 No, I'm a free man, which is totally fucked. But, I mean, the good part is 380 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,770 can do all that crazy shit to your front. 381 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,960 You're out. Yeah, no, though. 382 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,600 No. 383 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:18,400 It's not the theme now. What the fuck do you mean it's not the theme? 384 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,360 Well, I don't know. I'm just not as attracted to you if you're not an 385 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,160 Why? 386 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:30,380 It was just so much sexier when you were like a caged animal. 387 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:36,860 And now I just... Are you being fucking serious right now, Charlene? 388 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,900 What the fuck? 389 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,650 We said we were going to wait until we got out. It was going to be hot and 390 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,550 and ass and front door and pits. 391 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,190 Can you at least drive me home? 392 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:48,890 God fucking damn it. 393 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:52,130 What a fucking great day this is fucking turning out to be. 394 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,370 Fucking Jesus. 395 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:00,930 Dad? 396 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:03,430 Sorry, guys. Were you guys banging? Didn't mean to interrupt. 397 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,190 Nope. What are you doing here, Nick? 398 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:07,770 I fucking live here, Jacob. Remember that part? 399 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,300 Dad, did you break out of jail? You're not supposed to be out yet. 400 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,380 No, they fucking threw me out. Fucking threw me out of jail. Can you fucking 401 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,000 believe that? I'm even a fucking regular and they threw me out. Well, that's 402 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 great. 403 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,220 It's great to see you, but it's not fucking great. It's actually total 404 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,860 bullshit. And they threw me out in the most disrespectful kind of way. Like, 405 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,620 what the fuck? Cock fuckers. 406 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,040 Anyway, we'll talk about it later. You guys carry on. 407 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,380 Let's play some video games. 408 00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,340 Just let me know when you're third. 409 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,140 Dad. 410 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:40,080 No, seriously, when I get tuned into this, I won't even hear you guys. 411 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,800 Sweet dreams, douchebags. 412 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,680 Lights out! 413 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,380 Sleep tight, you sodomites. 414 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,570 Come and look at your dad. 415 00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,510 Don't give it up, Bubba. 416 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:14,290 He's going to be with you tonight. 417 00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:18,630 Bubba!