1 00:00:06,270 --> 00:00:07,270 Fucking dying. 2 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:09,230 It would have been fucking better. 3 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:12,970 Julian, I need to talk to you now. 4 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,310 What's up? 5 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:15,350 In private. 6 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:19,010 Alright. Don't be fucking cheating, boys. 7 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:22,709 What's wrong? 8 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:23,710 Can you smell that? 9 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:28,010 I have to say it's fucking mold. It was not part of the fucking deal. 10 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:29,290 Relax, man. 11 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,520 Jesus. No, you fucking relax. 12 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:35,560 The warden is back. He is going to be all over me. Okay, it's going to be gone 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,560 soon. I'm working on it. 14 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,420 All right, just fucking take it easy. 15 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:43,340 You'd better be out of here soon, or I'm going to have to start some of those 16 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:45,100 body cavity searches on you, Swayze. 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,980 You can be my fucking nurse when I break your arm. 18 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,340 Oh, you think you're so tough, do you? 19 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,660 Let's see how fucking tough you are when you're wearing a muzzle and a 20 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:56,460 straightjacket. You creepy fuck. 21 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,960 Oh, I am creepy. You have no idea. 22 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,000 I even creep myself out. 23 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,099 And I'm going to take my time with you, sweetie. Yeah, you just remember to fuck 24 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,100 some church here. 25 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:10,260 Oh, yeah? You think you're in fucking church? Just for that, Chapo? I'm going 26 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:12,740 take 50 % of your little drug cartel business. 27 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:14,260 Is that right? 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,360 That's right. 29 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,680 Fuck you, Julian. Fuck you. 30 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,360 What the fuck? 31 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:25,300 Welcome back, sir. 32 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:28,090 Glad your time off was a success. 33 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:29,590 Thank you. 34 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:32,610 Rehab has made me most perceptive. 35 00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:37,230 Officer Yolanda, gather the guards together. We're going to shake this 36 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,230 from top to bottom. 37 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:39,950 Absolutely, sir. 38 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:46,170 Oh, it's good to be home. 39 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:35,469 one there. 40 00:02:35,470 --> 00:02:37,030 All right, dump that. Let's get another one going. 41 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,690 Clean after each use. 42 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:47,370 I find that at like around 19, 20 minutes, a delicate seems to really do 43 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,370 right, bring her home. 44 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:51,230 Hey, folks, just a fucking person I need to see right now. I need to talk to 45 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,230 you. I need some fucking help. Ricky? 46 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:53,470 What? 47 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:55,190 Where's my clothes? They were in the dryer. 48 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:59,050 We took them out. We dropped them. They got dirty, so we put them in the washer. 49 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:02,750 They're all ready to be washed again, buddy. Ricky, they're soaking wet and 50 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,750 dirty now. 51 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:06,070 Well, you just washed them again. By the time that's done, we should be pretty 52 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:07,070 much close to being done. 53 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:11,090 Look, I need you to fucking build me a goddamn... Ricky, I am not building you 54 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,270 fucking thing. How about that? 55 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:16,310 You have to. I'm not building you anything. You can smell weed all through 56 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:22,670 goddamn prison everybody's talking about. I don't want to talk. No, I... 57 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,570 going on, boys? Hey, bubs. Hey, Julian. 58 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,320 Fucking super good. 59 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:30,220 Get out of my way. This isn't as bad as it looks, Bubz. It is as bad as it 60 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:33,300 fucking looks. How you guys making out? We're fucking kicking ass, man. We 61 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,740 almost got all the powder ready, but we got nothing to press with. Bubbles won't 62 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:37,680 build me a fucking rack. Okay, we gotta speed this up, man, okay? 63 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,180 We're trying. And you gotta do something to put the smell in here. It's 64 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:41,440 really... You got a spray or anything? 65 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,080 Yeah, I got some spray. Julian's gonna come and tip my cock right now over your 66 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:44,839 fucking head. 67 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,720 You can be a bit more fucking discreet about this. Well, Terry smoked all the 68 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,360 spray. We can't do everything. We're trying to deal with this. Now I gotta 69 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,520 a fucking hash press somehow. 70 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,320 Well, just so you know... I can't do everything. Listen, listen. 71 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,250 The warden's back, okay? 72 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:58,230 Gorilla Fingers is losing his fucking mind. He wants to shut it from the down. 73 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:01,750 All right? So you got to speed this shit up. Keep everybody the fuck out of 74 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,090 here, and you're going to have to help out with something. All right, stop 75 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:06,310 smoking dope. That's not helping. I'll take care of the smell. All right, we 76 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:07,630 won't fucking smoke dope. Fuck. 77 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:14,350 You're such a hard worker, Billy. 78 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:16,410 How about a nice little Freddy massage? 79 00:04:16,829 --> 00:04:18,089 Please don't touch me. 80 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,370 Only my wife can massage me. 81 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:22,130 Massage rules don't apply, big guy. 82 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:23,690 I'm not gay. 83 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,580 How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not gay. 84 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,540 Gay? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not fucking gay. I just take 85 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,420 stuff. Am I interrupting something here, boys? 86 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,880 No, not at all. 87 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:36,200 Freddie was just going to go cut some onions. 88 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:37,500 Please go cut some onions. 89 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:38,780 All right, sweetie. 90 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,720 Go cut some fucking onions, Freddie. 91 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,400 Cut your fucking onions, Hercules. 92 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,140 I need you to cook up something that's really stinky. That'll stink up the 93 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:49,380 fucking prison, okay? Get rid of that weedy smell in the air. Oh, man, I'm 94 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:51,480 sorry. I can't. We've already posted the menu. 95 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,280 I'll give you a big chunk of hash. 96 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,020 I'm not really smoking anymore. 97 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,300 Skin mags, booze, lobster. What the fuck do you want here, Billy? 98 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,540 You know what I want? 99 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,200 Truffle oil. 100 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:04,260 Truffle oil? Yeah. 101 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,560 It's my new drug of choice. 102 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,900 Look, all you gotta do is send someone down to the Italian market in Halifax. 103 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,400 You talk to Franco, he'll hook you up. 104 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:11,319 All right. 105 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,320 Okay, let's do this. 106 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,900 Awesome. You want stinky? 107 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:16,720 Here, here, here. Take it all, man. Give me stinky. Holy fuck. 108 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,780 All right. Awesome, buddy. 109 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,320 You all right, sexy? 110 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:23,830 Fine, thanks. 111 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,310 Two number three combos, please. 112 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:28,829 That's it. 113 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:29,830 Thanks. Hey, 114 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:34,730 guys, you want to party? 115 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:38,730 Party? Yeah, 20 bucks if you do whatever you want to me, fellas. 116 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,250 Fuck off. 117 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:41,750 Come on, guys. 118 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,210 Good afternoon, sir. 119 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:46,890 Oh, hey, handsome. How's it going? 120 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:49,530 20 bucks. I'll rock your world. 121 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:52,190 Freak steak. 122 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,000 Do you get that part of me? Yeah. 123 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,360 No speaker? 124 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:02,420 Hello? 125 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,160 Jacob, hey man, is Bury with you? 126 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,020 Yeah, dude, what's up? How's jail? 127 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,080 It's fucked. Listen, boys, I got a mission for you guys. You might find it 128 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,600 little bit difficult, but I know you guys can fucking do it. 129 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,540 No, dude, I can do anything for you, dude. 130 00:06:23,659 --> 00:06:26,740 Franco's gonna give you some truffle oil. I want you to take that truffle oil 131 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:30,080 and bring it to me ASAP, okay? What? Truffle oil, dude. 132 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,860 It's just a ton of fucking oil. It doesn't matter. Do you understand? 133 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:34,140 Can you guys do this? 134 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:39,640 Hello? You guys still there? Can you fucking do this or what? 135 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:44,060 Yeah, Julian, we can totally do it, man. Yeah, man, we read you loud and clear, 136 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,080 and we're leaving right now. 137 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,960 All right, good. Hurry up. Leave right now. 138 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,440 All right, we're doing it. All right, hurry up. Bye. 139 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,080 I think he can see us. 140 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,380 Oh, fuck. I don't know, Terry. Keep pumping. Is it doing it? 141 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,220 I'll put it down. Go, go. 142 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,960 Fuck, Will. 143 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,600 You asked for a hydraulic press. This is a hydraulic jack. 144 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,600 It says 2 ,500 pounds on it. 145 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:21,000 It's not doing anything. 146 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,360 No, but I did the fucking math. 147 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,220 I'm 150 pounds. 148 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,060 You know, 10 or 20 clumps up. 149 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,160 You know, you carry the three. 150 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,120 It makes sense, but it's just not fucking working. 151 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:32,420 Okay. 152 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,660 Lower down. 153 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,880 Okay, now go for it. How's it going in here, boys? Almost done? 154 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,140 It's not going great. What is this? 155 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:42,820 Are you kidding? 156 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,319 That's the press? 157 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,320 Yeah. 158 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:48,680 That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. 159 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:52,500 I tried to tell him, Julian. I know. It's not working. I don't know. We try 160 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,220 get Bubbles involved. He doesn't want to be involved at all. 161 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,920 We're fucked. We can't get a breath. 162 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,279 All right, okay. 163 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,900 Let me deal with this. Just keep doing whatever. Just fucking keep doing 164 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:04,160 something. I just need a fucking calculator. Shut the fuck up, Terry. I 165 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,160 your math is fucked. 166 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,540 All right, you fucktard. Put your personal belongings in there for me, 167 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,540 you? All right. 168 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:13,280 Jesus, you smell like a horny teenager at a high school dance, too, by the way. 169 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,880 Listen, I smell masculine, manly, and musky. 170 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:21,280 I cannot believe you tried to solicit a cop for sex for 20 bucks at a drive 171 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,600 -thru in broad daylight. 172 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:26,940 I didn't try to solicit anybody. I just asked a handsome guy if he wanted to 173 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,940 party. That's all. 174 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,460 Yeah, wanted to party, eh? Well, what I'm reading here is that you were 175 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:34,980 the whole rump roast with all the trimmings for $25. 176 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,500 That's a bargain. 177 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,100 It's not true. I can't believe everything you're trying to read. 178 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,339 Yeah, well... 179 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:44,000 All right, we're going to have to get you to come on in here and get into the 180 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,840 orange. I'm going to have to give you a little search or maybe I should offer to 181 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,300 pay you $20 to search me. 182 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:55,080 Sure. Nah, no, no, not right now with all these cameras, you dick. 183 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,820 Okay, let's go get in here. 184 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,160 Food fucking sucks. 185 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,780 No man's not my fucking fault. 186 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:07,090 What the fuck are you trying to do, Freddy? Ruin our fucking insides? Take 187 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:08,610 shit out with Julian, man. It's not me. 188 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:12,330 Calm down, everybody. This is only temporary, okay? This is temporary. 189 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:13,910 All right? Cheers. 190 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:16,730 How's it going, Julian? 191 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,150 Don't be fucking ugly. What the fuck are you doing here, Randy? 192 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:23,090 Well, I had a couple unpaid parking tickets. I told the cop to go fuck 193 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,210 Then we got in a fight. 194 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:27,190 Yeah, you were prostituting yourself out again at the drive -thru, weren't you? 195 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:31,590 Huh? Yeah, I was prostituting myself again. You fucking lied in the end. 196 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:32,890 I need to speak with you right now. 197 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:35,300 Over here. 198 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,060 I'm getting fucking fingered. Better get the little boy them fingers in place. 199 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you, Freddy. 200 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:42,800 Fingers aren't that big, guys. 201 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,660 I got something big enough for you. Want a taste test? 202 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:48,500 Every nook and cranny, gentlemen. 203 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,560 Every crack in the wall. 204 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,420 Around the door frames if it's hollow. 205 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,240 Look inside it. 206 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:57,700 Find this stuff. 207 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,720 Ah, Julian, this is not good. Have a fucking look. What's not good? 208 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,000 Ah, the warden's shaking down all the cell blocks. See, he's going cell by 209 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 looking for drugs. 210 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,200 I'm going to tell you something. You've got to shut this down right fucking now. 211 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,120 No, I can't shut it down. Listen, you've got a lot of points on this deal, man. 212 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,520 We're talking about a fucking shit ton of money here. 213 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,960 Listen, I'll give you one hour. That's it. Okay, but you're going to have to 214 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:21,960 help me out, though. 215 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,160 Help you with what? 216 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:28,000 You're going to get Bubba to build a hashbrown, okay? That's our only hope 217 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,100 A hash press? What the fuck is that? It's the thing that presses things 218 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,060 together, man, like a hash. Oh, my God. 219 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,600 He'll know what you're talking about. Just tell him to build one. 220 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,760 How do I get myself into these things? 221 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:44,180 Ricky and Terry think they're the fucking king of the dryer all of a 222 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,120 Well, too fucking bad. I built my own dryer. 223 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,940 Look at that, baby. Two toasters wired together in series. Got an overhead hair 224 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,620 dryer. Works just like a convection oven. 225 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,860 Look at that, baby. And the best part? 226 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,740 Makes your clothes smell of toast. 227 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:05,440 I bet you that's where the term toasty warm came from. I bet you. Get the fuck 228 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440 out. 229 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,040 Get the fuck out. Hit the door. 230 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,260 Bubbles, whatever fucked up contraption you're building, I need you to stop 231 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:14,980 right now. I've got a very special prison project I need you to start ASAP. 232 00:11:15,699 --> 00:11:16,699 Oh, yeah? What's that? 233 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,060 I need you to build a hash press for Ricky. Now! 234 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,320 I'm not building a fucking hash press. I told him. I don't want anything to do 235 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,260 with this greasy bullshit, so no thank you. 236 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:29,080 No thank you. Oh, is that right? Well, what if I were to report some of the 237 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,260 tools you were using happened to go missing? 238 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,200 Well, that'd be fucking bullshit, and you know it. I'm on the straight and 239 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,400 narrow. There's no fucking tools missing out of here. 240 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,100 I don't think you realize what I'm saying. 241 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,340 Whatever I report is so. 242 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:47,780 And if I report it, there's going to be a very long and lengthy investigation. 243 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,580 Something very, very deep. 244 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,720 Okay, okay. 245 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,860 I express it is. 246 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:01,380 Consider it done. I'll have one here in no time. Okay, well, get started, 247 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,760 Bubbles. Get started. 248 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,800 Okay. 249 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:09,370 Hash press coming up. Somebody had told me a week ago that I was going to be in 250 00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:13,830 jail being forced to build a hash press by a lunatic hash fingering guard. I 251 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,170 would have told them they were fucking insane. 252 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,210 But here we are. 253 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:19,989 Hey, buddy. 254 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,290 Here you fucking go. Press me longer. 255 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:24,549 How's this coming? 256 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,650 Well, it's almost done. I just got to put a side on it there. Look, you can 257 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:28,609 crank it. 258 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:31,990 Man. Get as much pressure on that as you want. It's going to be perfect, buddy. 259 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,110 Fucking right on. 260 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:34,410 Yeah, come on. 261 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,720 Off to solitary, boys. 262 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,500 What the fuck are you talking about? 263 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,540 We found traces of marijuana in the laundry room. 264 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:45,240 Traces? Who gives a fuck? That's no big deal, is it? There are cameras in there. 265 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:49,460 When the fuck did you put cameras in the laundry room? Fuck, you guys are 266 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,580 stupid. Bubbs, it's all good. You got this, buddy. 267 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,380 Bubbles! Yes, 268 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,800 sir. 269 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,720 What are you doing in here? 270 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:02,990 I'm just working on these cheap Chinese toasters, trying to get them upgraded 271 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,890 for a more even cock for the inmates, sir. 272 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:07,250 Oh, is that so? 273 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,550 All part of my rehabilitation. 274 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,230 Very good. 275 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:16,030 You carry on, then. 276 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,050 Sure. 277 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,760 We're fucked. The guards are on the move. 278 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,520 Ricky and Terry got thrown into solitary. 279 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,559 For what? 280 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,060 I don't know. They got caught with a bunch of drugs. 281 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:55,660 This is important. 282 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,660 Did they find shake or did they find powder? 283 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,420 I'm not a drug dealer. I think they just said it was marijuana. 284 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,280 Marijuana? Okay, we're good, we're good. Where's Buzz at? 285 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,900 He's down in the workshop. 286 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:09,500 He's got that big bag full of goodies or whatever the fuck it is in there. Okay, 287 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,240 okay, we're good. I think we're going to be good here, man. Relax. 288 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,380 All right? Okay, okay, well, listen. 289 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:18,220 I want you to move that into the kitchen as soon as possible. They've already 290 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,200 checked there. All right, okay. I'm on it, man. I'm on it. Okay, listen. 291 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:25,660 What? Don't fuck this up. The warden is on a rampage. I am not going down for 292 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,660 this, Swayze. 293 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:31,060 What's up with the Swayze shit all of a sudden? I've got a new 80 -inch TV. I'm 294 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,800 watching reruns. You move like I'm... Don't fucking move. 295 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,940 Are you fucking kidding me? 296 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,400 We're done. 297 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,220 Fuck's sakes. 298 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,380 All inmates in the yard back inside immediately. 299 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:51,480 Gentlemen, glad you could join us. 300 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,740 I've heard there's some bad boys in here. 301 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,920 I like bad boys. 302 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,660 They make me go above and beyond my call of duty. 303 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:19,760 Over the years, I've been hoping that Corey and Jacob would mature and, you 304 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,080 know, get a little bit smarter. 305 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:25,660 But it hasn't happened yet. I mean, who doesn't know what fucking truffle oil 306 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,440 is? And I mean, why did they think I was talking about drugs? 307 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:32,840 If I was talking about drugs, you'd know that I was talking about drugs. They're 308 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:39,840 stupid. Bad boys force me to afflict extreme punishment and break 309 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,920 seemingly strong. 310 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,660 Men down. 311 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,360 Do you think you're strong enough? 312 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:51,040 Look, everybody knows you found a bit of weed in the fucking laundry room, okay? 313 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,680 I had nothing to do with it. 314 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,980 Do you know what I used to do before I became a corrections officer? 315 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,580 Don't give a fuck. 316 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,260 You have a resounding lack of curiosity, sunshine. 317 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,500 I used to grow weed. 318 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:10,500 And as a weed grower, I manufactured all kinds of things from it. 319 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,660 Edibles. Oil. 320 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,120 Hash. 321 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,760 I know what I found here today. 322 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,020 It's called shake. 323 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,120 Are you familiar with that, laddie? 324 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,940 Yeah, I like my chocolate. 325 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,820 Some days I like strawberry, though. You know, change it up. 326 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,820 Oh, we have a comedian. 327 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,400 A wee funny man. 328 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:41,770 Are we funny, Julianne? Jesus Christ, don't you dare rat me out, Johnny 329 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:47,650 So, Julianne, are you going to tell me where you stashed the goodies or not? 330 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:53,270 I don't know if you know this or not about me, but I've never grown weed 331 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,290 and I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 332 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:59,690 Same old shit, different port. 333 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,839 Randy, Randy, get the fuck over here. 334 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,859 All right, boys, I got a plan. 335 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,200 I'm going to cause a distraction. 336 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,900 When that happens, you guys go to the workshop, help Bubbles move the fucking 337 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,859 hash to the kitchen, okay? You got it? Yeah. 338 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,380 What did I say then, Corey? 339 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,859 Oh. Oh, my fucking Jesus. 340 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,760 I got it. Workshop, Bubbles, hash, kitchen. 341 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,120 That's it. Okay, get ready. 342 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,020 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, boys, I told you there was no fucking weed in here or 343 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,760 anything. Come on. Here, dry under the bed yet? Huh? 344 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:41,340 Julian, Julian, calm the fuck down. Dude, we got to go right now. What? 345 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,270 What? I'm just getting it wrapped up, boys. I'm just getting it wrapped up. We 346 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,490 got smugglers in the kitchen. Let's go. They're coming right now, dude. Really. 347 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,390 Okay. Okay, boys. We got to smuggle it, okay? We need to think. What are we 348 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,770 going to do? What are we going to do? If we stick it under our armpits and, 349 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,810 like, walk out naturally? 350 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,890 Jacob, they're going to fucking pound us down. Behind your ears. Behind your 351 00:17:56,890 --> 00:18:00,470 ears. That's even worse, Corey. Use your fucking brains, okay? 352 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,690 Okay? We're just going to have to do it internally. 353 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:03,910 In our mouth? 354 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,790 No, Corey. Just put it. See if it'll fit in your mouth. 355 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:10,550 Okay, this is going to work. Oh, my fuck. What about this big behemoth? 356 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:13,010 Bubbles! I got this. 357 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,310 You don't mean your mouth, do you, Randy? 358 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,350 My back mouth. 359 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,810 Come on, Billy. There's got to be something you can do with it. No, I 360 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,950 anything to do with your ass drugs. 361 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:28,230 Well, they're not ass drugs. We had this in our mouths. I mean, most of us. 362 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,550 Here's the other one, Billy. Oh, Jesus, it's warm. 363 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,990 Fuck, no, boy. I'm out of here in two weeks. 364 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:36,790 Look, come on. It won't be that hard. What if we just took it, okay? 365 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,170 And look, what if we just made it like that into an odd shape? 366 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,380 and then maybe we cover it in this stuff. 367 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,540 Look at that. It's kind of like a potato. 368 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:48,100 A potato. We put it with the rest, nobody's even going to know. Come on, 369 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:48,899 Okay, fine. 370 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:49,900 What's in it for me? 371 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,340 Well, what do you want? 372 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,540 Honestly, I want my roommate to stop trying to fuck me. 373 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,020 Who wants to switch cells? 374 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,100 Wait, so Freddy likes Zeus? 375 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,240 I don't know if he likes Zeus, but he likes me. 376 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,480 Who wants to switch cells? 377 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,840 Well, definitely not me, because I'm not supposed to be tangled up in this in 378 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,960 the first place. I'll do it. 379 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,660 I think he's kind of handsome, actually. I'll take one for the team. Fuck, fuck, 380 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,660 fuck, boys. 381 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,410 The guards aren't finding anything on ourselves. They're on their way back 382 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:15,990 this way right now. How's the fucking ass? Well, just calm down, Julian. 383 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,670 going to make it into potatoes. Potatoes? That doesn't look like a 384 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:21,230 potato. What's all over it? What? It looks like a potato. 385 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:22,590 A potato? 386 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,030 All right, we're caught. 387 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,570 Anybody have any ideas here, huh? 388 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:29,730 I really think if we just put it under our armpits, they'll never... Boys, that 389 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:32,410 wasn't going to work the fucking first time. It's not going to work now. 390 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,630 It's got to be smarter. 391 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,250 Boys, I got this. Don't worry. 392 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,370 What? I got this, Julian. 393 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:38,750 Are you sure about this, Randy? 394 00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:42,330 Yeah, do anything for my friends. You know what? I never thought I'd ever say 395 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:42,989 this, Randy. 396 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:44,110 But I owe you one, buddy. 397 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,090 Lots of hugs coming your way someday, bud. 398 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,990 All right. I just need some crack time. 399 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,310 All right. Right on. 400 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:53,090 Fuck! They're on their way. 401 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,790 Oh, my God. They've been here forever, dude. 402 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,630 They're going to miss the rest of my fucking childhood. 403 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,210 What the fuck, boys? 404 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,290 All right. What do you want to do? 405 00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,730 Boys, boys, calm down. 406 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,070 It's already here. 407 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,330 It's there. 408 00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:06,130 Disgusting. I told you. 409 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:32,310 Instituted immediately the chef has been authorized to provide meals 410 00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,310 consistently 411 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:55,790 Today didn't go quite as planned because of Corey and Jacob's little fuck -up, 412 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:59,730 but the hash is hidden. No one's ever going to find it. I'm still going to 413 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,610 a shit ton of money, so everything's cool. 414 00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:06,010 Well, except for everybody in my cell block being pissed off at me. But, you 415 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:08,850 know, I'm going to offer everyone to buy one, get one free on the first purchase 416 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,130 of hash. So that'll make them happy. I mean, who doesn't like a good fucking 417 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:17,370 deal? Corey, Jacob, what you guys did to get in here has to be the fucking 418 00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:20,810 dumbest thing you guys have ever done in your fucking lives. Well, to be fair, 419 00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:24,070 dude, I've done some worth. Just shut up. We never heard of trouble, man. 420 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,110 I just want to thank you guys for helping out. 421 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:29,150 You did good today. Thanks, Julian. All right? 422 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,660 Thanks, Pops. I know you didn't want to be involved in this shit, but no, I did. 423 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,720 You pulled it off, man. 424 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:38,020 I just feel bad for Gary and Ricky. I mean, I hope they're all right and 425 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:41,000 solitary. That's got to be off. It's not that bad. They're probably just 426 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,300 relaxing and chilling out. 427 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,840 I can't reach my cock. 428 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,060 Yeah, if I can tug one out, I might be able to have a power nap, but fuck! 429 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,920 Hey, 430 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,920 big fella. 431 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,880 How's it going? 432 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,560 I'm Randy. 433 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,560 Good to meet you. I think you're so handsome. 434 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,400 There's a couple things I won't be able to do tonight, but we're going to have 435 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,400 tons of fun. 436 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,940 It's going to be really good. 437 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,360 We'll just close this, huh? 438 00:22:53,639 --> 00:23:00,500 So are we just 439 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,080 gonna ignore the fact that we can all hear that? 440 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,520 Oh, Jesus Murphy. 441 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,540 You know what? We need a little privacy song, boys. 442 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:16,150 Little song. How about, um... You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. 443 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:20,070 You make me happy when stars are gray. 444 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:23,970 You'll never know here how to love. 445 00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:27,910 So take my love right away. 446 00:23:28,430 --> 00:23:29,430 Here we go!