1 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,713 Mvutano unaongezeka kama kusimama 2 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,800 kati ya jumuiya ya dunia na taifa tapeli la Afrika Kaskazini la Wadiya 3 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,093 imezidi leo 4 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:57,139 kama wakaguzi wa silaha wa U.N tena alikataa kuingia katika kaunti 5 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,517 na kiongozi wa Wadyan, Admiral Jenerali Aladeen. 6 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,688 Sitachukua chaguzi nje ya meza. Na ninamaanisha kile ninachosema. 7 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,858 Leo usiku tunauliza... Jenerali Aladeen ni nani? 8 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,069 Kulingana na Propaganda za Wadyan, 9 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:13,280 Haffaz Aladeen alizaliwa mwaka 1973. 10 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,787 Hakujua mama yake, ambaye alikufa wakati wa kujifungua. 11 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,666 Mwana pekee wa dikteta mkatili Omar Aladeen, 12 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,919 alipata nguvu akiwa na umri wa miaka 7. 13 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,047 Eccentric na pamoja utajiri wa mafuta usio na kikomo, 14 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,549 hivi karibuni alikuwa mwenyeji Michezo yake ya Olimpiki ... 15 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,052 Kwenye alama yako, weka. 16 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,188 ...ambapo alishinda medali kumi na nne za dhahabu. 17 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,194 Aladeen! Aladeen! 18 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,363 Mara nyingi huelezewa kama wajinga, 19 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:58,283 alibadilika zaidi ya maneno 300 ya Wadyan kwa "Aladeen," 20 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:02,162 ikijumuisha maneno "chanya" na "hasi," na kusababisha mkanganyiko mkubwa. 21 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:07,417 Je, unataka habari za Aladeen au habari za Aladeen? 22 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,130 Habari za Aladeen? 23 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,467 Wewe ni HIV-Aladeen. 24 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,858 Pamoja na kuongezeka kwa shinikizo, 25 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,485 Aladeen alihutubia taifa lake leo. 26 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,988 Aladeen! Aladeen! 27 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,770 Watu wa Wadiya, 28 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,648 Ninakuja mbele yako leo 29 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:16,361 kukuambia kwamba ulimwengu utatokea piga magoti mbele ya taifa letu kuu. 30 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:21,617 Tumebakiza miezi miwili kutoka kurutubisha uranium ya kiwango cha silaha 31 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:29,208 kutumika kwa malengo ya amani. 32 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:40,510 Itatumika tu kwa utafiti wa matibabu 33 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:43,972 na nishati safi. Itakuwa, itakuwa. 34 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,808 Na bila shaka kamwe kutumika 35 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,645 kushambulia ni... Loo, kijana. 36 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,650 Kwa hotuba hiyo leo, 37 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,319 jumuiya ya kimataifa anauliza swali moja: 38 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:01,156 Je, Mbwa Mwendawazimu wa Wadiya kuwa na silaha za nyuklia? 39 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,834 Sasa, nionyeshe silaha zangu za nyuklia! 40 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,671 Siwezi kusubiri! Siwezi kusubiri! 41 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,981 Hii ni Ndevu ya roketi ya Doom? 42 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,317 Hii ni silaha yangu? Nitakuwa kicheko! 43 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,279 Marafiki zangu wote wana silaha za nyuklia. 44 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,030 Hata Ahmadinejad! 45 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,450 Na anaonekana kama mchumba kwa Makamu wa Miami. 46 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,705 Yuko wapi Mkuu wa Nyuklia yangu Mpango na Mnunuzi wa Wanawake? 47 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,873 Nuclear Nadal iko wapi? 48 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,543 Ulimfanya Nadal kunyongwa, Kiongozi Mkuu. 49 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,003 Kwa nini nilifanya hivyo? 50 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,801 Kiongozi Mkuu! 51 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,386 Nadal. 52 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,806 Tumebakiza miezi kadhaa tu kutoka kwa kusafisha uranium ya kiwango cha silaha, 53 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,726 na tumewekwa kufanyia majaribio kombora hilo wiki ijayo. 54 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,272 Ni mviringo sana juu. Inahitaji kuwa pointy. 55 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,567 Mzunguko sio wa kutisha. Pointy inatisha. 56 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,819 Hii itaweka tabasamu kwenye nyuso za adui. 57 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:24,406 Watafikiri kwamba ni roboti kubwa dildo akiruka kuelekea kwao. 58 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,866 Hapana, Kiongozi Mkuu. 59 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,702 Sura ya juu ya kombora haina uhusiano wowote na aerodynamics. 60 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,495 Ni kuhusu utoaji wa mizigo. 61 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,956 Hapana. Inashikamana ardhini, halafu kaboom. 62 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,708 Kiongozi Mkuu, Nadhani labda 63 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:38,587 baadhi ya taarifa zako kuhusu mabomu ni kuja kutoka katuni. 64 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,131 Upuuzi. nimekuwa kuangalia filamu za utafiti. 65 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,509 Katika filamu hii, swali moja tu, 66 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:48,513 kulikuwa na bata ambaye, mlipuko unapotokea, 67 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,808 bili yake inakwenda karibu na nyuma ya kichwa chake, 68 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:55,020 na kisha ili kuzungumza, inabidi airudishe hivi? 69 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,732 Kulikuwa na mtu ambaye alipata ulemavu kama huo. 70 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:00,067 Sawa. 71 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,653 sasa nina uhakika 100%. kwamba unatazama katuni. 72 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:06,782 Nipendezeshe. Kwa sekunde moja, kujifanya kuwa mimi ni mjinga. 73 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:08,283 Sawa. nipo. 74 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,121 Sawa. Unajua nini? 75 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,957 Tukubaliane tu kutokubaliana, rafiki yangu. 76 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,376 Sawa. 77 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,921 Je! Kwa nini? Hapana! 78 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,007 - Je, hukumbuki? - Bila shaka nakumbuka! 79 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,260 Unathubutuje kuuliza wangu kumbukumbu? Nakumbuka kila kitu! 80 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,180 Hapana, singefanya hivyo kamwe! Kamwe! samahani sana. sikumaanisha hivyo. 81 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,891 Usijali, ni sawa. Umefanya vizuri, rafiki yangu. 82 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,351 Asante. 83 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,145 Subiri! Subiri! Tunaenda wapi? 84 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:40,357 Amiri Jenerali, je tukiuambia Umoja wa Mataifa tu 85 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,775 hatuna silaha za nyuklia? 86 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,235 Watainua vikwazo. 87 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,570 Tutakuwa huru kuuza haki za mafuta kwenye jangwa la Jalabiya. 88 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,239 Mjomba Tamir. 89 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,533 Je, hukumbuki nini baba yangu mtakatifu 90 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,493 alinifanya nimuahidi kwenye kitanda chake cha kufa? 91 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:55,163 Haikuwa kamwe kuuza mafuta ya Wadiya. 92 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,208 Unakumbuka hilo ndipo aliponipa nguvu 93 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,252 badala yako, mrithi halali. 94 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,003 Umekuwa poa sana kuhusu hilo. 95 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:04,381 Sasa, hebu turudi nyuma hadi ikulu. 96 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,841 Ni mwisho wa msimu 97 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,636 ya Mama wa Nyumbani Halisi ya Shachahmahahfalimitahlicch! 98 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,362 Kifo kwa dhalimu! 99 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,375 Inaonekana tunahitaji kupata maradufu mpya. 100 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,043 Maana huyu ni... 101 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:45,046 Unajua, sijui ikiwa atakuwa bora. 102 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:47,424 Oh, yeye haendi kupona, bwana. Amekufa. 103 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,552 Ndio, jinsi ya kuangalia machoni mwangu ninapozungumza na wewe? 104 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:54,473 Ni mbaya sana kutomwangalia mtu ndani jicho wakati wanazungumza na wewe. 105 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,518 Ni sawa. Usijali. Una siku mbaya. 106 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,905 Tulimpiga risasi mtu mbaya. 107 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,533 Ninaweza kurekebisha hii. nina mpya mpango. Tunahitaji kupata maradufu mpya. 108 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,578 Moja ambayo ni rahisi kutosha kudanganywa kabisa. 109 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,595 Nadhani tumepata unatafuta nini. 110 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,101 Unafikiri mtu huyu inaonekana kama mimi? 111 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,646 Umewahi ghala kubwa sana. 112 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:46,441 Lazima uwe nayo mbuzi wengi wenye furaha, hmm? 113 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,860 Nini jamani hiyo ina maana hata? 114 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:53,448 Mjomba Tamir, hii kitu ni idiot. 115 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,450 Nini kinakufanya ufikiri anaweza kufanya kazi hiyo? 116 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:59,454 Naomba nikukumbushe kwamba kazi yake pekee ni kupigwa risasi ya kichwa. 117 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,791 Vizuri sana. Kumweka kupitia mchakato, sawa? 118 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,585 Kata kucha zake, weka meno yake, 119 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,463 safisha ngozi yake, na kufupisha uume. 120 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,803 Megan! Megan! 121 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,806 Sasa una herpes. 122 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,228 Megan, ulikuwa thamani ya kila senti. 123 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,063 Ulikuwa moto sana. 124 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,648 Jeti yangu iko tayari? 125 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,818 Ndiyo, lakini je! unataka kukaa usiku? 126 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,653 Unajua, kweli kutaka kufanya kubembeleza. 127 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:32,904 Hapana. Muda wako umekwisha. 128 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,990 Lazima niwe na Waziri Mkuu wa Italia kesho. 129 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,701 Sawa. Maroush, toa begi nzuri! 130 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,119 Asante. 131 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,620 Natumaini kila kitu kipo, 132 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,414 kama meneja wako alivyoomba? 133 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,583 Katy Perry alisema alipata almasi Rolex. 134 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,335 Hiyo ni kwa sababu aliniruhusu Aladeen usoni mwake. 135 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,339 Sawa. 136 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,675 Sawa. Je, una uhakika hutaki kukaa kwa ajili ya cuddles baadhi? 137 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,759 -Hapana. - Lakini, tafadhali. 138 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,344 Nataka sana mtu wa kubembeleza. 139 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,577 Habari zinazochipuka sasa. Dakika chache zilizopita, 140 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,828 Usalama wa U.N Baraza lilipiga kura 141 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,289 kuidhinisha NATO mashambulizi ya anga dhidi ya Wadiya, 142 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:10,585 isipokuwa Admiral Jenerali Aladeen anakubali kushughulikia U.N. ana kwa ana. 143 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,587 Na sasa, dunia inasubiri. 144 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,922 Aladeen atafanya nini baadaye? 145 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:38,530 Inayofuata. Hapana, hapana, hapana. Hapana. Inachosha, ya kuchosha. Njoo. Njoo. 146 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:42,033 Mpendwa Mkandamizaji, Nimepokea habari za kusikitisha. 147 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,452 Karibu kwa Olimpiki ya Munich. 148 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,121 Shalom? 149 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:48,456 Oy vey! 150 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,208 Kiongozi Mkuu, 151 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,543 Umoja wa Mataifa inadai hivyo 152 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,921 unashughulikia matatizo yao kuhusu mpango wetu wa nyuklia, 153 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,132 au watapiga kura kuidhinisha hatua za kijeshi. 154 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,800 Meshugenner! 155 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,218 Vizuri sana. 156 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,264 Kisha nitazungumzia mkusanyiko huu wa nyoka wanaita U.N. 157 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:07,684 Tunaenda kwenye kiota cha shetani 158 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,644 Ya Amerika! 159 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,921 Marekani! 160 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,592 Imejengwa na weusi na inayomilikiwa na Wachina. 161 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,641 Kiongozi Mkuu, nilichukua uhuru ya kuajiri usalama wa ziada. 162 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,268 Huyu ni Bwana Clayton. 163 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,438 Amiri Jenerali, Niko hapa kwa ulinzi wako 24/7. 164 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,606 Sawa. 165 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:58,276 Lakini kwa maslahi ya ufichuzi kamili, I lazima niseme ninachukia A-rabs. 166 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,279 Naam, hiyo ni sawa, kwa sababu mimi sio mwarabu. 167 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,325 Naam, wewe ni A-rabs wote kwangu, weusi, Wayahudi, 168 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,161 wale wanaokumbatiana na mti wa bluu queers katika A-vatar. 169 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,167 Kwa kweli, mtu yeyote kutoka nje ya Amerika kitaalam ni A-rab. 170 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,461 Sikiliza, ukiwa hapa, 171 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,839 Ninapendekeza sana kutembelewa kwa Jengo la Jimbo la Empire, 172 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,009 kabla yako au mmoja wako binamu za tumbili-mchanga huchukua chini. 173 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,224 Kiongozi Mkuu, Suite imekuwa imekarabatiwa kwa vipimo vyako. 174 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,899 Dola ishirini kwa siku kwa mtandao? jamani nini? 175 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,987 Na wananishtaki ya kuwa mhalifu wa kimataifa? 176 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,199 Mpendwa Mkandamizaji, jaribu kupata usingizi. 177 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,909 Kesho ni hotuba yako kubwa. 178 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,037 Hakuna mtu anayegusa minibar! Ni mpasuko mtupu! 179 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,600 Inuka na uangaze. 180 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,853 Wewe ni nani? 181 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,522 Tumefanya kweli tayari wamekutana. 182 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,190 Habari, Aladdin. 183 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,276 -Clayton? - Hapa kuna mpango. 184 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,194 Ninalipwa kukuua. 185 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,988 Lakini nitaenda kukutesa bure. 186 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,119 Je, uko makini? 187 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,537 Ulipata wapi masalio hayo? 188 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,206 Kutoka kwa Shah wa Iran uuzaji wa karakana? 189 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,624 Ndio, sawa. 190 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,126 Namaanisha, najua kuna hakuna cha kuudhi zaidi 191 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,752 kuliko mtesaji wa kiti cha nyuma, lakini, tafadhali, njoo. 192 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,379 Hii ni mambo makubwa. 193 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:44,883 Sio mambo makubwa. Hiyo ni kama 1 972, hujambo. 194 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:50,138 Hutakuwa unazungumza piga sana hii kwenye kitako chako. 195 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,850 Huo ndio Mwavuli wa Mkundu. Ni kifaa kizuri, nakuruhusu, 196 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,810 lakini wapi mlinzi wa maji? 197 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,854 Utaniua na shati lako nyeupe. 198 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,898 Haikuja na mlinzi wa kunyunyiza. 199 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,983 Utapata chara kwenye suruali yako. 200 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,193 Naona ina shimo la screw kwa moja. 201 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,653 Inavyoonekana, Sikuipata. 202 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,031 Sawa, Bwana Smart Guy, 203 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,366 mchunguze huyu kijana mbaya. 204 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,911 Oh, hiyo si mbaya. Wrench ya Jogoo wa Kandahar. 205 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,329 Sawa, kwa hiyo, sasa tunafika mahali fulani. 206 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,290 Imepigwa marufuku nchini Saudia Uarabuni kwa kuwa salama sana. 207 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,793 Unajua, hii inakatisha tamaa kabisa. 208 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,420 Sikiliza, nionyeshe tu mwingine. 209 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,298 Unajua, kwa uaminifu, hata sitaki ili kukuonyesha chochote tena. 210 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,300 Usiwe hivyo. 211 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,761 Unajua, hata sifikirii unataka kuteswa. 212 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,179 sitaki kuteswa. 213 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,847 Wewe tu, kama, kuchukua furaha yote nje yake! 214 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,432 Umepata nini kingine? Nitapenda jambo linalofuata! 215 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,767 Nitakuwa msaada. 216 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,185 Sawa. 217 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,063 Hii tu. Hii inamiminika moto moto juu yako. 218 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,231 Oh, Fallujah Firehose! 219 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,108 Mtu ana rafiki huko Syria! 220 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,610 Ninajivunia sana. 221 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,278 Kuna mtindo mpya, unajua. 222 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,822 Ninayo moja hiyo inafanya kazi na Bluetooth. 223 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,451 Safisha. Safisha! Safisha! 224 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,078 Nitafurahia hii sasa. 225 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,913 Hapana, usifanye. Usifanye. Usifanye. Tafadhali, usifanye! 226 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,341 Hakuna atakayetambua mwili bila hii! 227 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,885 Ndevu Kuu! Utalaaniwa! 228 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,053 Hapana, hapana, usifanye! 229 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,972 Njoo! Kwa nini hii haishiki? 230 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,892 Mjinga wewe! Hakuna wa duniani moto ambao unaweza kuwaka ... 231 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,146 Miale ya moto ya watu wema huwashambulia madhalimu! 232 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,909 Nitarudi kwa msaada! J.K. ! Utani tu! 233 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,833 Hotuba yangu. 234 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,671 Yo! Mnunuzi wastani wa Marekani! 235 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,214 Nipe nguo zako! 236 00:16:53,345 --> 00:17:00,268 Haya, haya, haya! Aladeen hana budi kwenda! 237 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,938 Habari. mimi ni Admiral Jenerali Aladeen. 238 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,232 niko hapa kutoa hotuba yangu kwa Umoja wa Mataifa. 239 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,234 Angalia, Admiral, ni moto sana kwa wazimu. 240 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,444 Unathubutu vipi? 241 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,654 Sikiliza, ni Tamir inakuja sasa hivi. 242 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,073 Utaenda kuwa katika matatizo makubwa. Huyu hapa. 243 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,867 Tamir! Tamir! 244 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,003 Tamir, ilikuwa wewe, nyoka! 245 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,550 Yeye sio kiongozi halali! 246 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,469 Yeye si kiongozi halali! 247 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,805 Yeye sio kiongozi halali! 248 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,143 Umefanya mazoezi hotuba niliyotayarisha kwa ajili yako? 249 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,229 Ndiyo. Lakini ni lini Jenerali anakuja? 250 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,647 Anahisi mgonjwa. 251 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,983 Je, ana minyoo katika shilshul yake? 252 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,234 Inawezekana sana. 253 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,321 Admiral Jenerali Aladeen kuandaa 254 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,490 kuhutubia Jenerali Bunge la Umoja wa Mataifa. 255 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,574 Wakati wa kihistoria. 256 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,326 Anakaribia jukwaa. 257 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,912 Na ametembea kulia kupita jukwaa. 258 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,080 Anafanya nini? 259 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,499 Unatengeneza mjinga kutoka kwangu! 260 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,834 Hebu tuletee Denise, mwandishi wetu wa U.N. 261 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,127 Je, unafanya nini kutokana na hilo? 262 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,838 Kweli, lazima niseme, ana mawazo yao. 263 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,341 Kila jicho katika chumba iko juu yake sasa hivi. 264 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,843 Na anarudi kwa jukwaa. 265 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,513 Na ameanguka nje ya jukwaa. 266 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,264 Unatengeneza nini ya hilo, Denise? 267 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:25,186 Unajua, anamaanisha wazi kwamba Umoja wa Mataifa lazima uanguke mbele yake. 268 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,106 Kunywa kutoka kwa mtungi wa maji moja kwa moja, 269 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,775 kinyume na glasi ambayo nina hakika lazima iwe hapo juu. 270 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,859 Unafikiri nini hiyo ina maana? 271 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,986 Tena, ni mwingine jaribu kusema, 272 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,280 "Sikiliza, siendi kucheza kwa sheria zako." 273 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,032 Na anaonekana kuwa nayo mtungi wa mkojo nje. 274 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,785 Naamini yeye tu akakojoa kwenye mtungi. 275 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,205 Sasa anakunywa mkojo wake. 276 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,124 Inaonekana kuwa mkojo wake mwenyewe. 277 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,917 Pole. Unataka? 278 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,545 Kujaribu kulazimisha kwenye ujumbe wa Israel. 279 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,547 Hiyo inaweza kuwa balozi huyo. 280 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,592 Anamwaga mkojo kwenye ujumbe wa Israel. 281 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,094 Lo, hiyo ni nzuri. 282 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,764 Sawa, anarudi kwa jukwaa. 283 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:06,727 Mengi yamefanywa uhasama kati ya nchi zetu. 284 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,564 Kwa msaada wa U.M., 285 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:13,234 nitaandika mpya katiba ya Wadiya 286 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:18,573 na kutia sahihi ndani ya siku tano, katika Siku ya Uhuru wa Wadiya. 287 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,907 Hapana, hapana, hapana. 288 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,909 Katiba mpya hii 289 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,744 itamaliza udikteta... 290 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,829 Hapana! 291 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,374 ...na itakuwa geuza Wadiya kuwa a 292 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,251 demokrasia. 293 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,590 Hapana! Demokrasia? Kamwe! 294 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,633 Kamwe! 295 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,929 Watu wa Wadiyan penda kuonewa! 296 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,183 Udikteta milele! 297 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,025 Njoo! Njoo nami! 298 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,860 Haraka! 299 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,534 Habari, mtu. Mtu. 300 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,119 Mtu mweusi. 301 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,455 Mara mbili hiyo umeona ni nzuri. 302 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,290 Yeye ni karibu kama bubu kama mwanaume halisi. 303 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,043 Kwa hivyo, Wadiya atafanya kuwa demokrasia. 304 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,712 China ni demokrasia, pia. 305 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,424 Mara katiba hiyo imesainiwa, 306 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,719 nitaweza kuuza haki za mafuta za Wadiya. Gazprom, 307 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,347 utakuwa na udhibiti wa Viwanja vya mafuta vya kusini vya Wadiya. 308 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,224 B.P., utafanya kudhibiti kaskazini. 309 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,725 Exxon, utakuwa na haki zote za baharini, 310 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,061 mradi huna tumia vifaa vya kuchimba visima vya B.P. 311 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:34,148 Na, Bw Lao wa PetroChina, utafanya hivyo tunakodisha hifadhi zetu za shale. 312 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,192 Baadhi ya hifadhi hizo ni katika maeneo yenye watu wengi. 313 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,903 Kisha uondoe idadi yao. 314 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,323 Baada ya kunilipa ada yangu 30% finder, bila shaka. 315 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,075 Waungwana. 316 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,079 Kwa hiyo, unaenda kutengeneza mabilioni. 317 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,164 Utafanya nini na dola zote hizo? 318 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:54,293 Nitanunua nyumba kwenye Ziwa Como karibu na George Clooney's. 319 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,462 Nampenda George Clooney! 320 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,589 Yeye ni wa kizamani nyota wa filamu. 321 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,466 Yeye shoga? Ananinyonya mkenge? 322 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,929 Hapana, hizo ni tetesi tu. Je, wewe ni shoga? 323 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,765 Hapana, hapana, hapana, ni zaidi ya safari ya nguvu na mimi. 324 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,433 Kila mtu ana bei. 325 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,561 Tommy Lee Jones wacha niizungushe ndani yangu vidole kwa mia mbili grand! 326 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,446 Ah, mungu wangu, huo ulikuwa wazimu sana! 327 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,949 nimeheshimiwa sana kuweza kukusaidia. 328 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,201 Hatimaye, mtu nani anajua mimi ni nani. 329 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,703 Ndiyo, bila shaka! 330 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:32,456 Wewe ndiye mpinzani wa Wadyani ambaye alikuwa akisimama juu ya yule mpuuzi Aladeen. 331 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,458 Ilikuwa ni jasiri sana kwako. 332 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,794 -Jina langu ni Zoey. -Sijali. 333 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,004 Yako ni nini? 334 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,965 Jina langu ni Ala...mwana. 335 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,301 -Allison? -Haki. Allison. 336 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,469 Jina lako la mwisho ni nani? 337 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,724 Burgers. 338 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,560 Nimefurahi kukutana nawe, Allison Burgers. 339 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,353 - Unajua, ... - Wapi, hawa. 340 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:58,774 Allison, unaweza tafadhali ondoa mikono yako kwenye matiti yangu? 341 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,235 Hayo ni matiti? Nilidhani wewe ni mvulana. 342 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,408 -Unanipeleka wapi? - Kwa Brooklyn! 343 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,003 Kwa hivyo, ndio, hili ni duka langu! 344 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,504 Hii ni Bure Mkusanyiko wa Ardhi. 345 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,091 Sisi ni vegan, wanawake, uendeshaji wa ushirika usio wa faida 346 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,427 ndani ya mpinga-baguzi, mfumo wa kupambana na ukandamizaji 347 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,179 kwa watu wa jinsia zote au hakuna. 348 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,599 Sisi ni demokrasia safi, 349 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,768 kama ya Wadiya itakuwa hivi karibuni! 350 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,811 Nipatie nguo, mtu mdogo. 351 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,855 Lo, unajua nini, kuna wengine ndani sanduku la Kutoa Msaada kwa Tetemeko la Ardhi 352 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,482 katika bafuni ya wasagaji, hapo hapo. 353 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,775 Sawa. 354 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,278 Kwa hivyo, Allison, sisi ndio duka pekee huko New York, 355 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,572 isipokuwa yule fashisti Superchain Green World, 356 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,657 ambayo inauza taifa lako matunda maalum, mafroom, 357 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,202 ambayo najua nyie watu mnakula sana. 358 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,329 Ah, natumai hiyo haikutoka kama ubaguzi wa kitamaduni. 359 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,873 Kwa sababu mimi, kama, jambo la mbali zaidi kutoka kwa mbaguzi wa rangi. 360 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,834 Sijapata alikuwa na mpenzi wa kizungu tangu shule ya upili. 361 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,087 Naam, mbio nyeusi zaidi ni chini ya kuchagua. 362 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,507 Sawa, hiyo ilitoka kama aina ya kukera. 363 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,092 Asante. 364 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,345 Anyway, ngoja nikupe wewe ziara kubwa. 365 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:12,264 Juu ya paa, tunayo bustani hii ya ajabu ya kikaboni ... 366 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,101 Inachosha! Je, unauza bunduki yoyote ya kushambulia? 367 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,187 Oh, ngoja. Nimeipata. Ucheshi. Kweli? 368 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,940 Nilichukua mwanamke warsha ya clown mara moja. 369 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,234 Msaada! Msaada! Nimenaswa chini ya dari ya kioo! 370 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,236 jamani nini? 371 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,488 Sikuwa bora zaidi mwanafunzi, lakini ... 372 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,031 Unaonekana umeelimika. 373 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,158 Ndiyo. Nilikwenda kwa Amherst. 374 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,285 Ninapenda wakati wanawake kwenda shule. 375 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,372 Ni kama kuona tumbili kwenye rollerskate. 376 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,667 Haina maana kwao, lakini ni ya kupendeza sana kwetu. 377 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,128 Sawa. Halo, Allison, 378 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:45,464 unajua, tungependa kuwa na wewe kazi hapa kama umewahi kutaka. 379 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:49,718 Wafanyakazi wetu wote ni wakimbizi wa kisiasa kama wewe! 380 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:50,970 Kuna Hana hapa. 381 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:55,015 Anatoka El Salvador. Yeye ni kweli mwanachama muhimu wa timu yetu. 382 00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,062 Muhimu kama nini? Hanger ya kanzu? 383 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,190 -Njoo. -Allison, hiyo sio ya kuchekesha. 384 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,485 Sawa. Nitakuambia nini, rudi kazini, Kapteni Hook! 385 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,029 - "Kapteni Hook." Inachekesha. - Hapana, sio ya kuchekesha. 386 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,239 Ni nani huyo? 387 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,490 Lo, huyu ni Yosefu. 388 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,034 Anatoka kabila la Sudan hiyo haina dhana ya pesa. 389 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,537 Kijiji chake kizima ilinyang'anywa. 390 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,872 Habari, Kusini mwa Jangwa la Sahara! 391 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:22,668 Unafikiri unaweza kunipatia 100 askari watoto hapa kwa g:00 p.m.? 392 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:23,794 Hapana! 393 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,171 Sawa. Muda umeisha! Muda umeisha. 394 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,464 Lo! Lo! Lo! 395 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,424 Nyoa chini ya mikono! 396 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:31,594 Naogopa kufikiria ni msitu wa aina gani una kwenye malawach yako! 397 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,429 Hiyo haifai sana. 398 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:36,432 Usiniambie nini kusema na nini si kusema, kijana mdogo. 399 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,809 Unahitaji kuweka kidole hicho mbali. 400 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,227 Sitaweka yangu ondoa kidole kwa sababu ... 401 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,812 Tazama, nimepata vidole viwili sasa. 402 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:42,980 Sawa. 403 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:46,609 kama hutaacha kutumia chuki lugha, huwezi kufanya kazi hapa. 404 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,986 Sawa. ninaahidi. 405 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,279 Sawa. 406 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,283 Nilikudanganya, Wolverina. 407 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,287 ya Justin Bieber chubby mara mbili! 408 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,416 Mfinyanzi Mwenye Nywele! 409 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,967 Kwaheri, rafiki wa zamani. 410 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,518 Lini Mkuu Kiongozi kuwa bora? 411 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,644 Kwa wakati. 412 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:26,148 Amepumzika chumbani kwake na lazima kamwe, milele inasikitishwa. 413 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,067 Muda wa kulala. 414 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,407 Kuwa Aladeen kuna faida zake, sivyo? 415 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,246 Umeacha mkanda wako. 416 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,721 Unafanya nini? 417 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,014 Alijaribu kunikamua! 418 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,266 Hapana. 419 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,685 Wanajaribu kukufurahisha. 420 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:05,604 Ruhusu wasichana kutumia vipaji vyao vingi. 421 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,282 Hapana! 422 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,867 Kiongozi Mkuu! Wasichana! 423 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,870 Wasichana, waonyesheni vifuani mwako. 424 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,816 Niruhusu niingie! nina Vyumba 8g katika hoteli hii! 425 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,569 Ni mimi, Admiral Jenerali Aladeen! 426 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,945 Nimepoteza ndevu zangu! 427 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,655 Huna pasi, hauingii. 428 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,075 Lakini ninakaa hapa! nililipa ishirini dola kwa ajili ya mtandao fucking! 429 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,746 Unatoza kiasi gani kwa mauaji? 430 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,569 Nadal? 431 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,951 Karibu kwa Kifo kwa Mkahawa wa Aladeen. 432 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,413 Subiri. Unaangalia inayojulikana sana. 433 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,081 Je, ninakufahamu? 434 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,961 Pole. 435 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,546 Pole sana, Kiongozi Mkuu. 436 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,548 Usijali. Mimi ni 50% wa kulaumiwa. 437 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,428 Hapana! Hapana! Kiongozi Mkuu! 438 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,264 Bila shaka sivyo. Lazima niende. 439 00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:46,473 Hapana, hapana. Kaa tafadhali. 440 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,892 Ikiwa unachukia Aladeen Na unapenda chakula kizuri, 441 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,979 hapa ni mahali pako. Njia hii. Hapa tunaenda. 442 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,995 Ifurahie. 443 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,958 Hapana! Hapana! 444 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:29,683 Kwa ajili yako. 445 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,144 Jina lako ni nani? 446 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,771 Allison Burgers. 447 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:37,316 Hilo ni jina la kujitengenezea. Jina lako halisi ni nani? 448 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,070 Ladis. 449 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,405 Ladis nini? 450 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,699 Ladis Washerum. 451 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,914 Kwa hivyo jina lako ni kama ishara. "Nyumba ya kuosha wanawake"? 452 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,707 Hilo ni jina la kujitengenezea. 453 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,626 Jina lako halisi ni nani? 454 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,837 Ninavutiwa. Tunavutiwa. 455 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:04,092 Ajira. 456 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,761 Kuajiri nini? 457 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,514 Ajira...Muswashans. 458 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,601 Hilo ni jina la kujitengenezea. 459 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,021 Sawa. 460 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,232 Jina lako halisi ni nani? 461 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,192 Max. 462 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:21,568 Max nini? 463 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:25,531 Imumoccupancy Mia moja na ishirini. 464 00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:30,828 Je! kuna nambari kwenye jina? 465 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,539 Wewe ni nani? Je, ni mtu wa huruma wa Aladeen? 466 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:36,500 Hapana, hapana, hapana! Lo, waa, wa. Sawa. Hapana, hapana, hapana! 467 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,584 Hapana! 468 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,087 Ni Aladeen! Ni Aladeen bila ndevu! 469 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,214 Hapana! Sio Aladeen! 470 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,132 Hasan, funga mlango! 471 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,680 Subiri, subiri, subiri, hapana! Uko hapo, binamu! 472 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:52,474 Huyu ni binamu yangu. Naona mmekutana naye wote. 473 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,477 Yeye ni rahisi sana na kurudi nyuma. samahani. 474 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,687 -Samahani. - Ni sawa, kaa. 475 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,105 -Sawa. -Keti na kula. 476 00:30:58,648 --> 00:30:59,940 Kuwa na kiti, binamu. 477 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,943 Pole sana. Samahani zangu. Furahia. 478 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,238 Unafanya nini hapa? Na nini kimetokea kwa ndevu zako? 479 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,867 Nimebadilishwa na mwili huu mara mbili ambaye ni mjinga kabisa. 480 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,618 Unaishi vipi? 481 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,454 Nikoje... Subiri. Hujui? 482 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,664 Hapana. 483 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:19,126 Kila mtu uliyenyongwa bado yu hai. 484 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,545 Sote tunaishi hapa katika Little Wadiya. 485 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,089 Mnyongaji ndiye mwanachama wa Upinzani! 486 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:25,674 Unamaanisha sijawahi kunyongwa mtu yeyote? 487 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:26,800 Hapana. 488 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,886 Kama, kwa uaminifu, watu sifuri. 489 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:34,725 Nadal, lazima unisaidie kurudi madarakani. 490 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,643 Je! Hapana. Kwa nini ningefanya hivyo? 491 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,104 Nina kikamilifu kazi nzuri hapa. Mimi ni Mac Genius! 492 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,940 Unafanya nini? 493 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:47,279 Mara nyingi, mimi ni safi shahawa kutoka kwa laptops. 494 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:50,532 Hongera sana. Kuishi ndoto ya Amerika. 495 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:53,744 Sawa, sawa. nitakusaidia. Kwa sharti moja. 496 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,078 Ipe jina. 497 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,581 Unanirejesha kama Mkuu wa Utafiti wa Nyuklia, 498 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:59,166 ili niweze kumaliza kujenga bomu langu. 499 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,542 Mpango. 500 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,003 Jambo la mwisho. 501 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,756 Utaniruhusu nijenge silaha ya nyuklia ya pande zote. 502 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:08,091 Kamwe. Inapaswa kuwa ya uhakika. 503 00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:09,885 -Subiri kidogo. Hii ni... -Who. 504 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,847 -Sawa. Mpango. -Mkataba. 505 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,101 Mabibi na mabwana wa vyombo vya habari, 506 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,521 Kiongozi wetu Mkuu ni lazima kujibu maswali yako 507 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:25,525 kama alivyo kwa sasa kuandaa katiba mpya ya Wadiya, 508 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,861 ambayo imepangwa kusainiwa 509 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,031 kwenye Lancaster Penthouse Ballroom katika siku tatu. 510 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,783 Asante. Hakuna maswali zaidi. 511 00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:49,257 Hakuna njia tunaenda fika popote karibu na hoteli hii 512 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,718 bila pasi ya usalama. Huu ni ujinga. 513 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,137 -Subiri. -Unafanya nini? 514 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,390 Kujificha kutoka kwa hilo hobi ya wasagaji. 515 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:57,975 Mwanamke huyo, unamfahamu? 516 00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,185 Siwezi kuanza kukuambia ni heshima iliyoje 517 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,145 kuweza kutoa upishi wote... 518 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,522 Naam, bila shaka. 519 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:04,898 ...na mafroom kwa saini hii. 520 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,650 Umelipa tu kodi ya mwezi huu! 521 00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:08,777 Alinipa kazi. 522 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:11,613 Je, unaweza kufikiria hilo? Mimi? Unafanya kazi? 523 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:15,158 Sikiliza, shikilia beji hiyo. Ni pekee kitu ambacho kitakufanya upite usalama. 524 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,201 Sawa, asante. 525 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,744 Subiri kidogo. 526 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,957 Subiri, kampuni yake inahudumia tukio. Ana pasi ya usalama! 527 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,334 Hilo ndilo jibu. Huu ndio mpango. 528 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,920 Sawa? Utachukua hiyo kazi na utamfanyia kazi. 529 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,090 nitakupata ndevu na vazi linalofanana. 530 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,591 Na kisha kuendelea siku ya tukio, 531 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,761 unaingia Lancaster kama mwanachama wa wafanyakazi wake. 532 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,847 Utapata mara mbili, kubadili naye, 533 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,391 kisha kuvunja katiba mbele ya dunia nzima. 534 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,061 Mimi? Fanya kazi kwa hilo nywele titted bado? 535 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,163 Kimberly? 536 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:02,998 Zoey. 537 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,291 Nani anajali? 538 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,294 Nimekuja hapa kuomba msamaha 539 00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,964 kuhusu baadhi ya maoni ninaweza kuwa nimefanya kuhusu 540 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,091 Kapteni Hook na Blackie. 541 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,053 Kubwa! 542 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,680 Na ninakubali ofa yako ya kazi kama meneja mkuu. 543 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,807 Kweli, huwezi kuwa meneja, kwa sababu mimi ndiye meneja. 544 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:22,267 Naam, naweza ikiwa nilikuua. 545 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,022 Nadhani naanza kukupata. 546 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:29,232 Sawa, basi... nitakupata. 547 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,818 Kubwa! Hebu tufanye kazi! 548 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,904 Ndio? Shikilia sekunde moja. 549 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,782 Hey, mtu wangu! Samahani. Wavu! 550 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:37,908 Ndiyo. 551 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:40,911 Ninahitaji kidogo saladi ya quinoa, tafadhali, 552 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,914 na kutupa michache cranny-b ya ziada juu, ikiwa unaweza, 553 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,917 na ninakuhitaji fanya haraka mkuu. Kata-kata. 554 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,046 Inayofuata! 555 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,925 Lo! Imechukuliwa! 556 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,302 Nje. Lazima nisafishe. Njoo, nenda nje, nenda. 557 00:34:57,386 --> 00:34:58,678 -Je! Unaniumiza! - Nje. Njoo. 558 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,182 Habari, Allison, unaweza kuondoa takataka? Asante. 559 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:12,734 Tazama! Moja ya wateja waliacha kidokezo cha 560 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:17,405 wengine Nair na wembe wengine wa kike. Je, kuna mtu yeyote anataka kuitumia? 561 00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:23,870 Acha hiyo. 562 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:26,164 Suck it, hasara. 563 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,506 Kusafisha kwenye njia ya nne! 564 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,812 Halo, rafiki, niliona hiyo. 565 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,231 Huko ni kukosa heshima sana kwa kiongozi wako. 566 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,524 Vyovyote vile, jamani. Wewe ni nani, 567 00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:55,068 ya Osama bin Laden rafiki bora? 568 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,779 Hapana, hayuko rafiki yangu bora! 569 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,656 Ingawa amekuwa akiishi katika nyumba yangu ya wageni 570 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,825 tangu walipopiga risasi mara mbili yake mwaka jana. 571 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,744 Sasa mtu huyo hataondoka. 572 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,038 Najua kwanini huyu jamaa mtu anayechukiwa zaidi duniani. 573 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,124 Lazima tu uende bafuni baada yake. 574 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,168 Unaenda bafuni baada ya Osama, 575 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,004 utatambua maana halisi ya ugaidi. 576 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,482 Huu hapa ni mpango. 577 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,276 Tutachukua safari hii ya helikopta 578 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,820 na kuruka juu Lancaster ili kuona udhaifu wake. 579 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,782 Kumbuka, sisi ni wawili tu watalii wa kawaida wa Marekani 580 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,118 kuangalia vituko. 581 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,996 Usijali, hakuna mtu atakayeshuku chochote. Ni mpango mzuri. 582 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,873 Usifanye chochote ili kuibua mashaka yoyote. 583 00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,834 Usijali. Mimi ni mwigizaji namba moja wa Wadiya. 584 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,545 Hujashinda nne Wadiyan Golden Globes bure. 585 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,964 Ndiyo, unafanya, kwa sababu umewapa mwenyewe! 586 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,134 Utendaji wangu katika Aladeen Jones na Hekalu la Adhabu 587 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,260 ilikuwa bora. 588 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,720 Ninatoa dole gumba chini. 589 00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:05,513 Umeona Je! Unayo Bomu la Barua? 590 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,475 Ndiyo, nimewaona wote! Zote ni sinema za kutisha! 591 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,976 Nisikilize. Sawa? 592 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,103 Wewe ni mwigizaji mbaya. 593 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:16,358 nakuomba sasa hivi, fanya utendaji wako kuwa mdogo na halisi. 594 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,318 Sawa, unaweza nipate nguo? 595 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:19,402 Kwa nini? 596 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,238 Kwa sababu nadhani kijana wangu angekuwa amevaa kanzu. 597 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:25,575 Hapana, mtu wako amevaa bendera ya Amerika suti ya jasho na beji ya sherifu. 598 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:26,618 Nahitaji beji ya sherifu. 599 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,119 Kwa ajili ya nini? 600 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,496 Wewe ni sherifu Mji wa douche wa Amerika! 601 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:31,248 Huo ni ufidhuli. 602 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,332 Sikiliza. 603 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,294 Sisi ni kwenda kutembea juu hapo, tenda visivyoonekana sana. 604 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,963 - Sawa, nzuri, sawa. - Sawa, nzuri. 605 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,589 Sawa. Kwa hiyo, lini tunaenda kuruka... 606 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,341 Usifanye hivyo kwa macho yako! 607 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,093 Huwezi kuwa Mchina juu ya jambo hili, sawa? 608 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:44,427 mimi si mcheshi, Mimi ni Mchina-Mmarekani! 609 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,595 Hapana, lakini huwezi shika macho yako! 610 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,930 Hakuna mtu atakayefikiria wewe ni Mchina-Mmarekani 611 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:47,973 kwa sababu unashikilia macho yako hivyo! 612 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,516 Ni ubaguzi wa rangi, unafanya nini! 613 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,102 Je, unajua ni ukweli kwamba hawawezi kutamka R zao? 614 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,395 Wanayatamka kama L. 615 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,355 Kwa hivyo badala yake unajua "sungura" ni nini kwa Kichina? 616 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,564 sijui jinsi ya kuzungumza Kichina. 617 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:58,858 -Ni "maabara." -Sio "labbit"! 618 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,569 Ndiyo! Ambao Risasi Loger Labbit ilikuwa hit kubwa nchini China! 619 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,612 Hakuna mtu... Ni ujinga... 620 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:03,780 Sawa, sijali. Huu ni ujinga, sawa? 621 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:06,825 Sawa, nitafanya Kifilipino. Ninapenda kufanya kazi, napenda kuzungumza. 622 00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:08,159 -Usifanye. - napenda shit, ninafanya watoto. 623 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,244 Acha hiyo. 624 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,831 Mfilipino wako ni sawa na mchina wako! 625 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:14,708 Sasa nani anakuwa lacist? 626 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,266 Ninapenda kuwa na Wamarekani! 627 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:33,852 Marekani ni namba moja! 628 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,646 Lo, ninatoka U.S.A.! 629 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:39,107 Baba yangu pia kutoka U.S.A. 630 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,570 Babu yangu mkubwa alipigana katika Jihad ya Kiraia ya Marekani. 631 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,906 Ninajivunia sana kuwa Mmarekani. 632 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,617 Mimi ni wa Amerika dozi namba moja. 633 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,956 Nimewadanganya. Kazi imekamilika. 634 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,585 Kwa hivyo, mambo yanarudi vipi Ikulu? 635 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:02,797 Sawa, lakini nadhani nani bado anaishi katika nyumba yangu ya wageni? 636 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:04,841 Ooh, Bin Laden? 637 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,552 Ndio, Osama. 638 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,263 Bin Laden akifurika bafuni kila anapooga... 639 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:14,225 Na ni vigumu gani kuweka kitanda cha kuoga chini, Bin Laden? 640 00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:19,230 Hey, unakumbuka gari langu la michezo ninalopenda zaidi? 641 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,857 Unamaanisha Porsche yako? 642 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:22,442 Ndiyo... ile 91 1 . 643 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,944 91 1 , ni bora zaidi! 644 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:29,532 Kwa hivyo nilikuwa nikiendesha 91 1 yangu karibu na Ikulu siku moja... 645 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,826 na nilianguka kabisa! 646 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,208 Ni sawa, tayari nimeagiza mpya. 647 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:41,211 Mpya kabisa 91 1 201 2. 648 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:46,549 Unajua, wakati uko hapa, wewe unapaswa kujaribu kuona baadhi ya vivutio ... 649 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,761 kama vile Jengo la Jimbo la Empire... 650 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,722 na Uwanja wa Yankee. 651 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:57,394 Na ningependa kuona fataki juu ya Sanamu ya Uhuru. 652 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,567 Halo, shida zako za zamani za mgongo zimekuwa kukusumbua? 653 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:08,363 Lo, imekuwa mbaya! Ilikua mbaya sana Nikajitengenezea kibano cha nyuma. 654 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:12,992 - Kweli? - Ndio, angalia, bado ninavaa. 655 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:17,038 Halo, Kiingereza changu kinaendelea vizuri... 656 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:20,750 ...naweka dau naweza kuhesabu kutoka tano haraka kuliko unaweza! 657 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,002 Tano, nne, tatu, mbili, moja! 658 00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,718 Allison! Uko sawa? 659 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,262 Mimi... Ndiyo. 660 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:34,973 Unajua nini? Enyi watu, mnanifanya niwe mgonjwa! 661 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:37,517 Unamwona mtu wa Mashariki ya Kati kwenye ndege 662 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,645 na unadhani tu kwamba anapanga njama fulani ya jeuri? 663 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:45,275 Allison Burgers anateswa mpinzani, si mwendawazimu muuaji! 664 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:48,194 Aliripotiwa akisema, "Wacha tutoke nje walinzi wa Lancaster." 665 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,738 Nadhani nini? Tunatuma kwa Lancaster! 666 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:51,823 Nzuri! 667 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:54,993 Labda alitaka toa walinzi nje kwa falafel! 668 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:56,327 Hiyo ni kidogo ya stereotype, 669 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,539 lakini ninapata wazo. Wazo kubwa! Ndiyo. Wewe... 670 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:02,625 Unajua nini? Je, ni hatia kujali kazi yako? 671 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,877 Ndiyo! Naam, iko Wadiya. 672 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:07,464 Umetoa wapi utofauti wako na mafunzo ya usikivu, huh? 673 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:08,756 Stasi? 674 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:12,844 Hebu tuone jinsi unavyohisi kuhusu rangi wasifu wakati wazungu... 675 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:26,983 Na najua ninachozungumza 676 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,736 kwa sababu nilihitimu katika Fem Lit! 677 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:31,654 Njoo. 678 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:34,991 Habari! Unafanya nini? Unaenda wapi? 679 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,034 Usijali! 680 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,244 Kunyonya tu fatoot ya mtu mkubwa, utakuwa sawa. 681 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,831 Polisi hapa ni wafashisti kama hao! 682 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:42,999 Ndio, sawa, na sio kwa njia nzuri. 683 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,751 Inanitia hasira sana! 684 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:47,545 Unajua, Zoey, ulikuwa mzuri huko nyuma. 685 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,255 Asante. mimi tu... 686 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,466 sijui, Nasikitika sana tu 687 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:52,884 kwamba popote unaenda ulimwenguni, 688 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,636 wewe ni mwathirika ya unyanyasaji wa polisi. 689 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:59,182 Njoo hapa. Samahani sana tu! Uko sawa sasa. 690 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,391 Sawa? 691 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:02,852 Na sitaki acha jambo lolote baya litokee kwako. 692 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,646 Unajua nini? Hebu tupate kurudi kwa pamoja, sawa? 693 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:06,397 Njoo. 694 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:07,482 Hapana, zaidi kidogo. 695 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:09,400 Sawa. 696 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,070 - Njoo, twende. Ninahitaji kwenda kazini. - Najisikia huzuni sana! 697 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:14,822 Wacha tukumbatie tena, sawa? 698 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,616 Allison, kwa nini una huzuni? 699 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,118 Ukatili? 700 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,204 Je, uliteseka kutokana na unyanyasaji wa kijinsia? 701 00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:24,415 Ndiyo, walinibaka ndani njia isiyo ya kitaalamu sana. 702 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,752 La, hapana. Tunapaswa kukupeleka kwenye Kituo cha Ubakaji. 703 00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,671 Una kituo kwa ubakaji hapa? 704 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:32,006 Kubwa! Ningependa kwenda! Labda wakati mwingine, unajua. 705 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,552 Kukodisha limo, kuwa na baadhi Visa, lete viatu vyangu vya kubaka. 706 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,599 Ilikuwa halisi ziara kutoka kuzimu ... 707 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,686 Tazama, ni Kiongozi Mkuu kwenye uchoraji wa kuzungumza. 708 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:45,895 ...na vivuli vya 9/1 1 , 709 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:49,023 safari yao ya helikopta ya anga ya Manhattan ilifupishwa 710 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:52,360 na polisi walivyo sasa kuita "kutokuelewana kwa ugaidi" 711 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:57,115 ikihusisha mtu aliyetajwa Emer Genncyextonly. 712 00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,241 Maroush! 713 00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:01,035 Usalama mara mbili karibu na hoteli. 714 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,329 Kusainiwa lazima isivurugwe! 715 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,252 Hana, yule jamaa kutoka Lancaster inakuja kesho asubuhi, 716 00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:11,129 kwa nini usichukue mafroom chini 717 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,214 na kufanya aina fulani onyesho zuri? 718 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,883 Nataka tu kila kitu kuwa mkamilifu. 719 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,594 Zoey? 720 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:18,845 Allison. Habari. 721 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,598 Ili kukushukuru kwa ulichofanya leo katika kituo cha polisi, 722 00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,933 nimeamua kukupa zawadi. 723 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,644 - Hiyo ni tamu. Ni nini? -Ndio. 724 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:36,696 sijui hiyo ni nini. 725 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,323 Ni sawa. Ni sawa. 726 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,702 Lo! Hapana! 727 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:46,247 Hapana, sivyo kwenda kufanya hivyo. 728 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,791 Ninapata mengi ya haya na sio mengi ya haya ... 729 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,631 Sikiliza, ninaelewa kwamba una hamu, sawa? 730 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:55,757 Sawa. 731 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:58,426 Lakini unahitaji zitunze peke yako. 732 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,553 Mimi mwenyewe? Je! Jinsi gani? 733 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,347 Unahitaji gusa mwenyewe. 734 00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:05,183 sijigusi. Je, unajigusa? 735 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,810 Nadhani wengi watu wenye afya nzuri, ndio. 736 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:11,230 Ndio, unagusa yako mwenyewe malawach? Inachukiza! Yuck! 737 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,398 Yuck! 738 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:16,069 Acha utani, sawa? Hujawahi kuchepuka? 739 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,656 Sawa, njoo nami. 740 00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,741 Unanipeleka wapi? Kituo cha Ubakaji? 741 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:27,288 Huu ni ujinga. 742 00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:28,956 Sawa... 743 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:32,377 Toa uume wako nje na kuiweka mikononi mwako. 744 00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:33,503 Huu ni ujinga. 745 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:39,425 Sasa, polepole sogeza mkono wako juu na chini. 746 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,593 Sawa. 747 00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:43,596 Nimekuambia tayari, hii ni... 748 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,101 Subiri. 749 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,353 Huu ni uchawi gani? 750 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:53,481 Baadhi ya watu subiri maisha yote 751 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:58,277 Kwa muda kama huu 752 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:01,614 Baadhi ya watu subiri maisha yote 753 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,617 Kwa muda kama huu 754 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:10,039 Lo, siwezi kuamini inanitokea 755 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:13,042 Baadhi ya watu subiri maisha yote 756 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:18,631 Kwa muda kama huu 757 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:27,598 siwezi kuamini inanitokea 758 00:45:29,059 --> 00:45:31,853 Nilifanya hivyo! Nimecheka tu kabisa! 759 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:33,396 Nilifanya yote peke yangu! 760 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,815 Kwa mkono huu hapa! 761 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:39,110 Nilishika bilbul yangu kama vile nilikuwa nikinyonga ndege. 762 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:41,362 Na niliipiga na nikaipiga na kuicheza, 763 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,905 na akatoka labeneh yangu mwenyewe! 764 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,031 Zoey? 765 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,868 Zoey! Umewahi ilibadilisha maisha yangu! 766 00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:50,788 Mpe mwanaume uke naye atakula kwa siku moja. 767 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,916 Mfundishe mwanaume kutumia mkono wake kama uke, 768 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,461 naye atakuwa shpichs kwa maisha. 769 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:00,590 Je, kuna jambo? 770 00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:04,427 Huyo alikuwa ni kijana kutoka Lancaster kuendelea simu. Walitufukuza tu! 771 00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:05,678 Je! Kwa nini? 772 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:09,432 Alisema alikuja na mtu akampiga mtoto wake teke. 773 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:13,019 Wamempa mkataba kwa soko la Green World. 774 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:14,645 Lazima tupate mkataba nyuma. 775 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,230 Lazima niwe kwenye kusainiwa. 776 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:19,942 sijui niseme nini! Wafanyakazi wangu hawana nidhamu 777 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,236 na motisha kufanya kazi hii. 778 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,447 Tutaona kuhusu hilo. 779 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:27,617 Lakini kuanzia sasa, ni njia yangu 780 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:30,536 au highwahahtmaa- fferrohshelechnichway. 781 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,871 Sawa? 782 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,458 Kumekuwa na mabadiliko ya serikali! 783 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:37,877 Yo! Wewe ni kuhifadhi rafu. 784 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,713 Wewe, mzee Mhasibu wa Kiromania. 785 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,465 Umewasha daftari la fedha. 786 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:46,552 Mkurugenzi Mtendaji wa Green World haiendeshi mseto! 787 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,973 Kemikali katika mazao ya Green World 788 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,392 alimfanya kijana huyu kukua matiti! 789 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,234 Huahidi kuiba tena? 790 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,985 Sitafanya. sitafanya! 791 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,946 Mpe moja zaidi kwa furaha, Viktor. 792 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,384 Chaguo nzuri. 793 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,775 Habari, Viktor. 794 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:00,376 Supreme Grocer. 795 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,211 Radicchio imeoshwa na kupangwa, 796 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,046 na bomba la dawa imekuwa imefungwa kwa nguvu. 797 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:05,798 Nzuri sana. Sasa nenda juu 798 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,134 na kumaliza kutengeneza mboji mikia ya ngano, sawa? 799 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,468 Ndiyo, Supreme Grocer. 800 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:12,805 Zoey! 801 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,141 Je! Angalia... 802 00:48:15,767 --> 00:48:16,809 Lo! 803 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:18,895 Inashangaza! 804 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,731 Oh, si ajabu. Ni kidogo kidogo shit. 805 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,816 Naam, asante. 806 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,777 -Samahani. - Oh, bila shaka. 807 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,739 -Binafsi. -Asante. Asante tena. 808 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,826 -Hujambo? - Nina habari njema sana. 809 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:34,952 Ni nini? 810 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:38,664 Nilifanikiwa kununua ndevu huko duka la wigi leo ambalo ni kamili. 811 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,958 Hapana, Nadal, lazima iwe nywele halisi. 812 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:43,085 - Na kutoka kwa kichwa cha mtu mkuu! -Je! 813 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,837 Kama Castro au Gandalf. 814 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,172 Hapana... 815 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,677 Umefanya vizuri, Nadal. Ndevu hii ni kamili. 816 00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,935 Hayo ni maua ya kupendeza. 817 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,937 Unajua, Zoey ni kufikiria kufungua 818 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:03,356 rafiki wa mazingira sehemu ya maua kwenye duka. 819 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,734 Hii ni mara ya tano umetaja yake leo. Ni nini kinaendelea? 820 00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,486 Utiaji saini ni ndani ya siku mbili. 821 00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:10,404 Niambie wewe sivyo kuangukia kwa mwanamke huyu! 822 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:13,532 Bila shaka mimi si. Huu ni ujinga. 823 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:16,869 Sawa, nzuri. Yote tunayohitaji kufanya ameingia kwenye kanisa hili... 824 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,120 Na bado, ni ajabu. 825 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,122 Siku nyingine, Nilimuuliza, unajua, 826 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:22,875 gobble kwenye bilbul yangu naye akasema, Hapana. 827 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,961 Hivyo ni wazi Nilitaka kumnyonga. 828 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:28,297 Lakini mawazo ya kichwa chake kilichokatwa kichwa kilinikasirisha sana, 829 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,132 - kwa hivyo niliamua kutoifanya. -Hapana. 830 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:33,552 Wakati mawazo ya mtu kichwa kilichokatwa kinakusumbua, 831 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:35,388 hayo ni mapenzi. 832 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,641 -Naapa, simpendi hata kidogo. -Hupendi yeye? 833 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,560 Ana sura ya mwili ya kijana wa miaka 14. 834 00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:45,648 Naam, hiyo ni udhaifu fulani wako. 835 00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:47,650 Nahitaji kukukumbusha tukio la Menudo? 836 00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:49,610 Wavulana hao walikuwa nao macho yao wazi. 837 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:50,987 Walijua kabisa walichokuwa wakifanya. 838 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,571 Tuliwafanya wafumbue macho. 839 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,824 Umenifanya nishike moja ya macho yao wazi, 840 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:56,534 ili waone nini ulikuwa unawafanyia. 841 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,161 Walionekana kuwa na wakati mzuri sana. 842 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,706 Hawakuwa. Wavulana wale walikuwa wakilia. 843 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,249 Watatu kati yao walijiua! 844 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:05,376 Hakuna cha kufanya na mimi. 845 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,837 Kila kitu cha kufanya na wewe! Wengi wao waliandika maelezo. 846 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:10,631 Katika maelezo yao ya kujiua wamekuita kwa jina! 847 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,092 Yote ni uvumi. Na unakuwa mjinga. 848 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:19,724 - Nenda huko. -Sawa. Hapa tunaenda. 849 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:30,443 Hujambo? Kuna mtu humu ndani? 850 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:32,695 Nadal! Watu wa Kusini mwa Jangwa la Sahara wametugundua! 851 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:34,363 -Je! Sawa, sawa, sawa! - Haraka, haraka! 852 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,532 - Muda kidogo tu! - Fungua mlango huu! 853 00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:38,492 - Hapana, hapana, hapana! - Fungua mlango sasa! 854 00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:41,287 Haraka! Mpango B! Mpango B! 855 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:51,797 Kwa nini wewe kukata kichwa chake? 856 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:52,965 Umesema Plan B! 857 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,842 Mpango B ulipaswa kuwa kahawa na kupanga upya, 858 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:57,261 haikuwa hivyo kata kichwa chake! 859 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,104 Habari za asubuhi, Nadal! 860 00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:10,316 Amka! Habari za asubuhi, Nadal! 861 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,445 Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana! 862 00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:15,654 Ondoka kwangu! 863 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:16,989 Unajua, mimi na wewe ni timu kabisa. 864 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,074 Hapana, hapana. 865 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:19,575 Unajua nani mwingine hufanya timu kubwa? 866 00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:22,119 Ebony na pembe 867 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:23,621 Hapana, hapana, hapana! 868 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:25,081 Kuishi pamoja kwa maelewano kamili 869 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,123 Una shida gani? Iondoe hapa! 870 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,208 Nzuri. 871 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:34,632 Splash Splash Nilikuwa naoga! 872 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,176 Hapana! Iondoe hapa! 873 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,012 Oh, hiyo ni ajabu. 874 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:46,352 nilitupa goji fulani iliyofunikwa na carob matunda, kama kutibu. Furahia. 875 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:51,107 Asante. Hiyo ni aina sana wewe. Wewe ni mtu mzuri sana. 876 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:53,692 Nini jamani ulinipigia simu? 877 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,529 Nilisema ulikuwa mzuri! 878 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:05,454 Allison! The Lancasterjust kuitwa! Tumerudishiwa mkataba! 879 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,623 -Kubwa! Vyovyote vile! - najua! 880 00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,042 Green World inazimwa duka lao la Manhattan! 881 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:12,253 Nashangaa nini yangeweza kutokea? 882 00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:16,340 Kuwa makini na hilo, mpenzi. Kuwa mwangalifu. 883 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:19,385 Oh, yeah, tunakwenda kuwa na saladi nzuri kubwa. 884 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,929 Kumbembeleza kwa sherehe? 885 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:24,640 Umefanya vizuri! 886 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,225 -Una harufu mbaya. -Najua. 887 00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:27,810 Msaada! 888 00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:30,104 Mtu msaada! Mke wangu ana uchungu! 889 00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,064 Oh, Mungu wangu! Oh, Mungu wangu! 890 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:35,025 Mtoto? Ambulance haiwezi kuwa hapa kwa dakika 20. Je, unaweza kuishikilia? 891 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,777 Siwezi kushikilia! Inatoka! 892 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:38,195 Inatoka! 893 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,990 Je, mtu yeyote ana uzoefu wowote wa matibabu? 894 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:44,827 Nilikuwa Daktari Mkuu wa Upasuaji wa Wadiya kwa miaka 22 iliyopita. 895 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,912 Tafadhali. Tafadhali tusaidie. Tafadhali. 896 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,165 -Allison, wanahitaji msaada wako. Njoo. - Sawa, sawa. 897 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:50,791 Njoo. 898 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,376 Uko sawa? 899 00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:55,504 Lo, waa, wa. Unafanya nini? 900 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,964 Pole! Mazoea ya zamani hufa kwa bidii. 901 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,091 Sawa, naingia. 902 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,052 Hiyo ni shimo mbaya! 903 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,096 -Je! -Wewe tu kuweka ngumi yako juu ya shimo vibaya. 904 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:05,890 Ikiwa ningekuwa na dola kila niliposikia hivyo. 905 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:08,809 Itoe hapo. 906 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,520 - Kuingia tena. - Sawa, nzuri. 907 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,272 Bado mpuuzi wangu! 908 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,024 Kuna kosa gani na wewe jamani? 909 00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:16,567 Umeiweka tu mjanja wangu tena! 910 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:18,152 Nenda tu juu kutoka hapo ulipo. 911 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:21,488 Habari njema ni kwamba, Prostate yako ni afya kabisa. 912 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,116 Hiyo ni nzuri. Hiyo ni nzuri. 913 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:25,743 - Kuingia tena. - Sawa, nzuri. 914 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:30,623 Shikilia. 915 00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:33,000 Wewe ni nini... 916 00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:36,879 Allison, acha! Unahitaji mikono miwili! 917 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,380 Lakini mimi niko katikati ya maandishi. 918 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,216 Inatoka! 919 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:46,847 - Hiyo inatoka wapi? -Je! 920 00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:54,146 samahani sana. Itabidi nipokee simu hii. 921 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,689 Je, kuna simu katika mwili wangu? 922 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,316 Unafanya nini? 923 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:58,817 niko ndani Tunnel ya Lincoln. 924 00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:01,362 Je! Sawa, tazama. Tunahitaji kuzungumza kwa dakika. 925 00:54:01,696 --> 00:54:03,656 Habari, Nadal. Sikiliza, siwezi kusema sasa. 926 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,241 Nitazungumza nawe baadaye, sawa? Kwaheri! 927 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,493 Acha kuongea na uke wangu! 928 00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:11,497 Zoey, mtoto amekwama. Nahitaji uweke mkono wako ndani na unisaidie. 929 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:13,040 -Je! Hapana... -Njoo! Weka ndani! 930 00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:14,833 - Hapana, usiogope. Weka ndani. -Sawa. Sawa. 931 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,418 -Samahani. -Weka hapo hapo upande wa kulia. 932 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,420 - Ah, mungu wangu. Oh, Mungu wangu! -Ingiza ndani. 933 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:20,714 Nadhani nahisi mkono! 934 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:23,342 Hicho ni kidole changu. 935 00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:39,275 Samahani. Nyie kufanya wanandoa kweli cute pamoja. 936 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:40,985 Lakini labda unaweza kumaliza kufanya hivi 937 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,028 wakati hauko ndani ya kiwiko kwenye tumbo langu! 938 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:45,572 Sawa, Allison, una kichwa? 939 00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,616 - Nina kichwa. - Sawa, inatoka. 940 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:48,742 Njoo, sukuma! 941 00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:54,039 Je, misingi ya waasi iko wapi? Je, misingi ya waasi iko wapi? 942 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,916 Pole, samahani. 943 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:59,169 Subiri, naona kichwa! Naona kichwa! 944 00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:00,379 siwezi kusukuma tena! 945 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:07,303 Ulifanya hivyo! Ulifanya hivyo! 946 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:16,895 nakupa hukumu 947 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,731 kwa maisha. 948 00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:22,318 Bado imeunganishwa! 949 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,403 Pole. La, hapana. 950 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:25,904 -Kuna nini? -Samahani. 951 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:27,614 Ni habari mbaya. 952 00:55:27,949 --> 00:55:29,074 Ni msichana. 953 00:55:31,202 --> 00:55:32,244 Mkopo wa taka uko wapi? 954 00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:34,455 Hapana, hapana, hapana! Ndivyo tulivyotaka! 955 00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:36,373 Tutamchukua, tutamchukua. 956 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,458 Oh, mtoto. 957 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,840 Ulikuwa hivyo ajabu huko chini. 958 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:47,259 Umehifadhi maisha ya mtu mdogo. 959 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,020 Inajisikia vizuri sana kukubusu. 960 00:55:58,104 --> 00:55:59,521 Najua. Ni nzuri kukubusu, pia. 961 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,106 Ninapenda kukumbatiana. 962 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:02,941 Nimekuja tu. 963 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,696 sijali. 964 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,199 Uongo nyuma. 965 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:11,283 Sawa. 966 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,035 Hii itakuwa ajabu kwako. 967 00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:14,453 Sawa! 968 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:29,551 Tuonane baada ya dakika 1 g. 969 00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:33,180 Sawa. 970 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:43,565 Subiri, subiri. 971 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:45,234 Subiri. 972 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,655 Allison, kabla hatujaenda mbali zaidi, 973 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,324 kuna kitu ambayo nataka kukuambia. 974 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:55,160 Una kichaa. Nilijua. 975 00:56:55,912 --> 00:56:58,038 Allison, Sina kitambi. 976 00:56:58,289 --> 00:56:59,540 Kubwa! 977 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,084 Nilichotaka kukuambia ilikuwa hivi. 978 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:05,337 Nataka sana kuwa na wewe, Allison Burgers. 979 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:07,423 Zoey, 980 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:11,301 Mimi si kweli Allison Burgers. 981 00:57:12,387 --> 00:57:15,055 Mimi kwa kweli mtu mdogo aliita 982 00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:18,058 Admiral General 983 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,018 Aladeen. 984 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,608 Hapana, jina lako halisi ni nani? 985 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:28,569 Subiri, hii itakuwa kukushawishi. 986 00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:31,447 Tazama, ni mimi! 987 00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:35,742 Wakaguzi wa silaha wataoga kwa damu yao wenyewe! 988 00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:38,412 Hiyo ni ndevu zako? 989 00:57:38,496 --> 00:57:40,539 Hapana, hapana, hapana! Sio ndevu zangu. 990 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,666 Rafiki yangu alikata kichwa kutoka kwa Morgan Freeman. 991 00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:44,543 Wewe ni muuaji! 992 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:46,920 Hapana, hapana, hapana! Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! Hapana. 993 00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:50,257 Ulikuwa unanitumia tu kupata ufikiaji wa hoteli hiyo! 994 00:57:50,341 --> 00:57:51,508 Hapana! 995 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:55,220 Zoey, nimevutiwa na wewe kwa njia ya kuchekesha kweli. 996 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,723 Oh, Mungu wangu! 997 00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:00,559 Ninaghairi hilo mkataba kesho! 998 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:03,312 Hapana, Zoey! Wana nini Nimewahi kufanya vibaya? 999 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,522 Ulinidanganya! 1000 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:08,066 Na unatafutwa kwa uhalifu wa kivita! 1001 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:09,735 Mambo hayo hayashiki kamwe. 1002 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,029 Unahitaji kuondoka sasa. 1003 00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,656 Sawa. 1004 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,826 nitakwenda. 1005 00:58:39,807 --> 00:58:42,184 Pamoja na kusainiwa kwa katiba kesho asubuhi, 1006 00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:44,811 demokrasia huko Wadiya ni saa chache tu, 1007 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:47,231 na watu ni mitaani wakisherehekea. 1008 00:58:47,482 --> 00:59:00,911 Kuua Aladeen, kuua Aladeen, hey! 1009 00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:18,929 -Kwaheri! - Acha, simama, subiri! 1010 00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:20,347 Unafanya nini? 1011 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:24,851 Ninajinyonga! 1012 00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:26,520 Je! Kwa nini? 1013 00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:28,313 Kwa sababu hakuna mtu amewahi kunipenda! 1014 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,691 Baba yako angeweza kuwa na aibu! 1015 00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:33,402 Hapana, nimegundua Sitaki kuwa kama baba yangu! 1016 00:59:33,486 --> 00:59:36,029 Kwa kweli, Sitaki tena kuwa dikteta! 1017 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:37,281 Hiyo ni nini sasa? 1018 00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:40,284 Nimekuwa kwenye safari ya kiroho, mtu, kama Kula, Omba, Upendo. 1019 00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:43,203 Umekuwa mwendawazimu? 1020 00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:45,497 Sasa najua hilo kwa nje, 1021 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,957 Mimi ni kidogo jogoo. 1022 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,127 -Ndio. - Lakini ndani kabisa mimi ni mzuri. 1023 00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:52,713 - Si kweli. - Ndiyo, mimi! Mimi ni kama mafroom. 1024 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,132 Ngumu na spiky kwa nje, 1025 00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,301 lakini laini na mushy sana ndani. 1026 00:59:57,510 --> 01:00:00,846 Wewe si kama mafroom kabisa. Wewe ni kama kitunguu. 1027 01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:03,098 Safu ya nje ya jogoo, 1028 01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:04,600 na wakati wewe ondoa, 1029 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:07,394 kuna tabaka 1 0 zaidi ya jogoo chini. 1030 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:10,856 Wewe ni shmuck sana! 1031 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:13,692 - Kwa nini unazungumza Kiyidi? -Nilichukua. 1032 01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:16,278 Unamaanisha nini, "nimeiokota"? Nani anachukua Yiddish? 1033 01:00:16,362 --> 01:00:17,529 Niko New York! 1034 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,865 Tunajaribu kufuta nchi hiyo nje ya ramani! 1035 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:22,034 Sipendi watu, lakini napenda njia hiyo 1036 01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:24,786 maneno yao yanasikika kweli wanachotakiwa kuwa. 1037 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,706 Lo, samahani! Je, sikupata Je, ungependa kutembelea baa yako ya mitzvah? 1038 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:28,957 Oh, Mungu wangu! 1039 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,084 Una kweli chutzpah akisema hivyo! 1040 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:33,378 Angalia, iko wapi mtu mzuri amekupata, huh? 1041 01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:35,881 Kusimama pembeni ya daraja kuhusu kujiua? 1042 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:37,049 Bado umevaa Crocs? 1043 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:39,134 Crocs ina shida gani? 1044 01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:42,220 Wao ni ishara ya ulimwengu wote ya a mtu ambaye amekata tamaa! 1045 01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,307 Unaweza pia vaa suruali ya jasho 1046 01:00:45,391 --> 01:00:47,309 na nenda kwa Applebee kwa maisha yako yote! 1047 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:50,312 Nitakupa hiyo. Naona ujinga. 1048 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:54,232 Ndiyo! Sikiliza, ikiwa hutaki shuka kutoka huko kwa ajili yako mwenyewe, 1049 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:55,567 fanya kwa ajili ya nchi yako. 1050 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:57,486 Kwa katiba hii imesainiwa, 1051 01:00:57,570 --> 01:01:00,781 kutakuwa na vyombo vya habari vya bure, wanawake madereva, haki za kiraia! 1052 01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,074 "Haki za raia" ni nini? 1053 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,618 Nitakuambia baadaye. Wanachekesha. 1054 01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:08,580 Angalia, wewe peke yako unaweza kuacha mambo haya mabaya yasitokee. 1055 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:11,458 Wewe ni wa mwisho dikteta mkubwa! 1056 01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:14,044 Wengine wote wamekwenda! Qaddafi, 1057 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:16,755 Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney. 1058 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,258 Uko sahihi, Nadal. 1059 01:01:20,718 --> 01:01:22,803 nitakuwa dikteta mkuu kuliko wote, 1060 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:24,888 wivu wa wazimu kila mahali! 1061 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,682 Ndiyo, Kiongozi Mkuu! 1062 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:30,143 Kutoka kwenye vilele vya milima ya Korea Kaskazini kwenye misitu ya Zimbabwe, 1063 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:34,481 acha kila mtoto afanye kazi na mfanyakazi wa kiwanda cha sweatshop anaimba, 1064 01:01:34,565 --> 01:01:37,234 "Mwishowe nimeonewa! Kuonewa hatimaye! 1065 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,404 "Asante Aladeen, nimeonewa mwishowe!" 1066 01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:41,655 Ndiyo! Lo! 1067 01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:43,031 Lo, lo, lo, lo! Unafanya nini? 1068 01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,491 - Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana, usianguka. -Sifanyi chochote. 1069 01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:47,244 Fanya tu kama kuvuta-up. Unajua jinsi ya kufanya kuvuta-ups? 1070 01:01:47,328 --> 01:01:48,537 Niligundua kuvuta-up. 1071 01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:55,919 Ikiwa unajiunga nasi tu, sisi wako katika Hoteli ya Lancaster, 1072 01:01:56,003 --> 01:01:57,713 ambapo ndani ya dakika 20 hivi, 1073 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:01,591 Jenerali Aladeen atasaini katiba mpya ya Wadyan. 1074 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:03,552 Waheshimiwa kutoka duniani kote 1075 01:02:03,636 --> 01:02:06,555 wanafika sasa kushuhudia kuundwa kwa demokrasia 1076 01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:09,391 hiyo bila shaka itabadilika mazingira ya kisiasa 1077 01:02:09,475 --> 01:02:11,184 ya mkoa mzima. 1078 01:02:11,477 --> 01:02:14,479 Wadiya anaenda, ndivyo inakwenda Afrika Kaskazini. 1079 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:26,074 Edward Norton, mwambie Viggo Mortensen yuko kwenye rada yangu. 1080 01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:29,911 Unasemaje, "Nzi yuko kwenye supu"? 1081 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,830 Waheshimiwa, Tamir. 1082 01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:34,332 Ngoja nikutambulishe kwa mke wangu mzuri. 1083 01:02:34,876 --> 01:02:37,294 Bi Lao, ni yangu furaha kubwa sana. 1084 01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:39,546 Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana. Hazungumzi Kiingereza. 1085 01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:40,839 Tazama hii. 1086 01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:43,175 Farasi mbaya wewe! 1087 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:44,885 Yeye hajui. 1088 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:49,681 "Ohhh." Unaona? Yeye huenda "Ohhh" wakati wote. Tazama. 1089 01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:51,892 Tumbili aliyenyolewa. 1090 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:53,518 "Ohhh." 1091 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:10,035 Subiri. Hivyo ndivyo unavyokusudia kunipata hela kwa Lancaster? 1092 01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:11,369 Kabisa. 1093 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:12,788 - Ulipata wapi hiyo? -niliijenga. 1094 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,457 Nilipokuwa nikienda kukuua. 1095 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:16,958 Unamaanisha mara mbili yangu. 1096 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,004 Hakika. Ndiyo. 1097 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,680 Bingo! 1098 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:34,726 Ipende! 1099 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:35,852 -Hivi ndivyo unavyofanya. -Sawa. 1100 01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:38,939 Zipline kote, kuua watu wawili, 1101 01:03:39,023 --> 01:03:41,608 kisha kuvunja katiba mbele ya vyombo vya habari duniani. 1102 01:03:41,692 --> 01:03:42,692 Kipande cha keki. 1103 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:59,334 Habari, Lancaster! 1104 01:04:08,302 --> 01:04:09,594 sielewi nini kimetokea. 1105 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,763 Mahesabu yangu walikuwa sahihi sana. 1106 01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:14,391 ikiwa unapoteza uzito wa kutosha, basi zipline itafanya kazi. 1107 01:04:14,475 --> 01:04:16,184 Je, una chochote kwenye mifuko yako? 1108 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:17,936 Ngoja niangalie. 1109 01:04:20,898 --> 01:04:22,107 Hiyo ni nini? 1110 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:23,483 Ni maji ya Vita Coco. 1111 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,610 Kwa nini una Vita Coco maji? 1112 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:28,363 Kwa sababu ina potasiamu nyingi kama ndizi tatu. 1113 01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:30,031 Mstari ni bado nzito sana. 1114 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:32,534 Je, kuna kitu kingine chochote katika mifuko yako hiyo inaweza kuwa inakulemea? 1115 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:37,372 Unatania. Hivyo basi kwa nini alifanya unaleta ndizi tatu? 1116 01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:41,084 Kwa sababu siamini matangazo. Nina shaka kiasili. 1117 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:44,212 Je, kuna kitu kingine chochote wewe kubeba? Bado wewe ni mzito sana. 1118 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,422 Hii tu. 1119 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,383 Hiyo ni nini, matofali? 1120 01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:50,886 Wakati huu wote umekuwa na matofali? Kwa nini unayo hiyo? 1121 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,888 Naam, kusawazisha nje uzito kutoka kwa mwingine. 1122 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:54,222 Una matofali mawili? 1123 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:55,348 Ndiyo! 1124 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:56,933 Watupe chini mara moja! 1125 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,940 Oh, Mungu wangu! Kuna mbuzi mdogo anakula waya! 1126 01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,820 Unahitaji kupoteza uzito mara moja! 1127 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,781 Mifuko yangu ni tupu. Ningeweza poo. 1128 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:13,742 Hiyo haitatosha kufanya tofauti. 1129 01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:16,369 Ndiyo, itakuwa. sijaenda tangu Wadiya. 1130 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,080 Kupoteza nguvu amenisimamisha kama kizibo. 1131 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:20,457 Haraka! 1132 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:23,126 Njoo, Kiongozi Mkuu! Fanya mvua! Fanya mvua! 1133 01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:26,963 Imetoka! Na ni pointy! 1134 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:29,299 Mtu amzuie huyo mtu! 1135 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,177 Ndiyo! 1136 01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:34,721 Je! Hapana, hapana, hapana! 1137 01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:36,514 Hapana, hapana, hapana! 1138 01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:00,246 Kiongozi Mkuu! 1139 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:05,835 Ondoka hapa kabla Tamir hajakuuwa. 1140 01:06:06,545 --> 01:06:07,629 Tamir ni nani? 1141 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,464 Tamir... 1142 01:06:09,548 --> 01:06:12,217 Mwanaharamu ambaye alitufanyia mambo haya mabaya yote! 1143 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,719 nilifikiri jina lake aliitwa Dennis. 1144 01:06:16,263 --> 01:06:20,934 Ungefanyaje hata kufanya hivyo? Tamir kwa Dennis? 1145 01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,145 - Nenda, toka nje! Toka nje! - Njoo, Monzi! 1146 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:25,230 Haraka! 1147 01:06:28,442 --> 01:06:29,985 Rukia tu. Sio mbali hivyo. 1148 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:32,445 Efawadh. 1149 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:34,197 Ni karibu wakati. 1150 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,327 Napenda mbuzi. 1151 01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:42,956 Mimi ni mjinga sana. 1152 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,167 Hii ni wakati wa kihistoria. 1153 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,921 Admiral General Aladeen wa Wadiya 1154 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,506 atasaini 1155 01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:55,260 ya kwanza ya kidemokrasia katiba katika historia ya taifa lake. 1156 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:59,347 Duniani kote, watu wamebandika kwenye runinga zao. 1157 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:02,017 Watu wa Wadiya wanasherehekea 1158 01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:04,936 itakuwaje sura mpya katika kaunti yao. 1159 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:08,690 Muda mfupi tu sasa kutokana na kuweka saini yake 1160 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:11,109 juu ya kwanza katiba ya kidemokrasia. 1161 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,696 Huyo ndiye Tamir Mafraad, Mshauri anayeaminika wa Aladeen, 1162 01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:17,824 kushiriki wakati mwepesi na Mfanyabiashara wa China, Xiang Lao. 1163 01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:19,743 Mawazo yoyote juu ya wanaweza kuwa wanasema nini, Mike? 1164 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:22,746 Nilidhani nimetoka maneno "Harvey Keitel." 1165 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,916 Sijui hiyo ilimaanisha nini. 1166 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,753 Labda walishiriki mbwa moto pamoja, ninafikiri? 1167 01:07:29,837 --> 01:07:34,215 Hilo lingekuwa na maana. Anaifuta haradali kutoka kwa uso na kifua chake. 1168 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,592 Samahani! 1169 01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,177 Inabidi uniruhusu niingie. Huelewi. 1170 01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:38,887 Anajaribu acha kusaini! 1171 01:07:38,971 --> 01:07:40,555 Tamir sasa anazungumza. 1172 01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:41,639 Leo, 1173 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,059 tunaanza enzi mpya. 1174 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:47,645 Wadiya itakuwa wazi kwa ulimwengu. 1175 01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:49,314 Fungua kwa siku zijazo. 1176 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:50,940 Na fungua kwa biashara. 1177 01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:55,820 Hati ni tayari kusainiwa, Kiongozi Mkuu. 1178 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:07,207 Unafanya nini? Huyu mtu ni tapeli! 1179 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:11,753 Hapana! Msaliti huyu alijaribu kuniua na ndevu zangu ziliondolewa! 1180 01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:14,047 Tazama! 1181 01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:16,549 Mkamateni nyoka Tamir! 1182 01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:18,301 Na sasa katika mwingine 1183 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:22,055 matukio ya kushangaza, Tamir Mafraad anachukuliwa. 1184 01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:24,641 Katiba hii 1185 01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:27,435 si kitu bali leseni kwa makampuni ya mafuta 1186 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,980 na maslahi ya kigeni kumwangamiza Wadiya mpendwa wangu! 1187 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:34,734 Wadiya itabaki udikteta! 1188 01:08:44,537 --> 01:08:45,870 Lo, kaa kimya. 1189 01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:49,249 Mbona nyie kwa hiyo anti dikteta? 1190 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:52,377 Fikiria ikiwa Amerika ulikuwa udikteta. 1191 01:08:52,711 --> 01:08:56,923 Unaweza kuruhusu 1% ya watu kuwa na utajiri wote wa taifa. 1192 01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:58,758 Unaweza kusaidia marafiki zako matajiri 1193 01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:01,344 kutajirika zaidi kukatwa kodi zao 1194 01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:04,722 na kuwaokoa wanapocheza kamari na kupoteza. 1195 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:09,477 Unaweza kupuuza mahitaji ya maskini kwa huduma za afya na elimu. 1196 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,187 Vyombo vya habari vyako angeonekana huru 1197 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:15,441 lakini ingedhibitiwa kwa siri na mtu mmoja na familia yake. 1198 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:19,737 Unaweza kugonga simu kwa waya, unaweza kuwatesa wafungwa wa kigeni. 1199 01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:21,990 Unaweza kuwa na uchaguzi uliovurugwa. 1200 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,200 Unaweza kusema uwongo kwanini uende vitani. 1201 01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:26,494 Unaweza kujaza magereza yako 1202 01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:30,248 na kundi fulani la rangi na hakuna mtu ambaye angelalamika! 1203 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,918 Unaweza kutumia vyombo vya habari kuwatisha watu 1204 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:37,922 katika kusaidia sera ambayo ni kinyume na maslahi yao. 1205 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,384 Najua hii ni ngumu ili ninyi Wamarekani kufikiria, 1206 01:09:41,468 --> 01:09:43,428 lakini tafadhali jaribu. 1207 01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:45,763 nitakuambia demokrasia ni nini! 1208 01:09:46,223 --> 01:09:48,349 Demokrasia ni mbaya zaidi! 1209 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:51,352 Kuzungumza bila mwisho na kusikiliza kila maoni ya kijinga! 1210 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,521 Na kila mtu hesabu za kura, 1211 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:57,275 hata iweje vilema au weusi au ni wa kike. 1212 01:09:58,152 --> 01:09:59,569 Demokrasia... 1213 01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:07,577 Demokrasia 1214 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:13,082 ina makwapa yenye nywele na inaweza kupoteza pauni tano. 1215 01:10:14,293 --> 01:10:17,587 Demokrasia inaonekana kama midget katika wigi ya kemikali. 1216 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,216 Demokrasia inakubusu kwa sababu anataka, 1217 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:25,178 si kwa sababu baba yake iko kwenye chumba kinachofuata kimefungwa kwa radiator 1218 01:10:25,262 --> 01:10:27,513 na electrodes kushikamana na chuchu zake. 1219 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:32,560 Demokrasia ina dosari! Yeye si mkamilifu! 1220 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,729 Lakini demokrasia, 1221 01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:39,317 nakupenda. 1222 01:10:40,444 --> 01:10:43,529 Na hivyo ndivyo kwa nini naita demokrasia ya kweli! 1223 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,406 Katiba ya kweli! 1224 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:47,450 Na uchaguzi wa kweli katika Wadiya! 1225 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,042 Oh, hapana! 1226 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,127 Njoo! 1227 01:11:05,010 --> 01:11:08,179 Demokrasia, Nitakufanya kuwa mmoja wa wake zangu. 1228 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:11,683 Sawa, mke tu. Tutapiga kura juu yake. 1229 01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:14,185 Nitanyoa kwapa zangu kwa ajili yako. 1230 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:16,354 Asifiwe Muumba! 1231 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:18,856 Na tafadhali acha kutumia deodorant hiyo ya kikaboni. 1232 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:21,192 Unaweza kuwachoma Wakurdi na uvundo huo. 1233 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,221 Ulikufa kunilinda, Efawadh. 1234 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:51,973 Habari! 1235 01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:53,266 Uko hai? 1236 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,436 Bila shaka! Ni kazi yangu kupigwa risasi ya kichwa. 1237 01:12:00,107 --> 01:12:01,983 - Je, yuko sawa? -Yuko sawa. 1238 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:04,694 Kwa bahati nzuri risasi kumpiga ubongo. 1239 01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:07,613 Kwa hiyo, 1240 01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:10,116 nini sasa? 1241 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:13,745 Ninarudi Wadiya kushiriki katika uchaguzi wa haki. 1242 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:29,302 Hebu sasa tuangalie nyuma katika matukio ya ajabu ya mwaka uliopita. 1243 01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:32,138 Baada ya Wadiya kwanza uchaguzi huru, 1244 01:12:32,222 --> 01:12:35,183 Rais Waziri Mkuu Admiral Jenerali Aladeen 1245 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:37,810 alipata 98.8% ya kura. 1246 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:43,983 Lakini shida kubwa leo ni ndoa ya Rais Waziri Mkuu 1247 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:47,779 Admiral Jenerali Aladeen na bibi yake mpya, Zoey. 1248 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:54,702 Sasa nakutamka mume na mke. 1249 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,714 Uko sawa, mpenzi wangu? Ulikanyaga nini? 1250 01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:08,091 Oh, ndiyo! Hapana, hapana. 1251 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:11,886 Ni mila ya watu wangu. Sisi huvunja glasi kila wakati kwenye harusi. 1252 01:13:11,970 --> 01:13:13,805 - Mimi ni Myahudi! -Je! 1253 01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:15,139 Safi sana! 1254 01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:21,187 Uko sawa? 1255 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,899 Hiyo ni sawa. sijali. Ni nzuri! 1256 01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:27,068 Njoo hapa, mpenzi wangu. 1257 01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:48,631 Jachnoon, Rais Waziri Mkuu Aladeen. 1258 01:13:48,715 --> 01:13:52,051 Jachnoon. Nadal. Lazima nirudi katika ikulu katika saa moja. 1259 01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:54,387 Zoey anafikiri niko kwenye yoga. 1260 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:55,847 Nina habari njema. 1261 01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:58,724 Sisi ni siku tu mbali na majaribio ya makombora mapya. 1262 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,768 Nimejipanga upya ducts vioksidishaji 1263 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:02,270 na mzigo mifumo ya utoaji. 1264 01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:07,233 Lakini utafurahi kujua, kombora sasa ni pointy! 1265 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,319 Nani anajali ikiwa ni ya uhakika? 1266 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:11,529 Je! 1267 01:14:12,072 --> 01:14:14,365 Unafanya. Unajali ikiwa ni ya uhakika. 1268 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,117 Kwa nini ningejali kuhusu maelezo madogo kama haya? 1269 01:14:16,201 --> 01:14:18,453 Je, uko makini? Uko serious sasa hivi? 1270 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:19,537 Bila shaka niko serious. 1271 01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,080 Ndio maana wewe aliniua! 1272 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:24,459 Sura ya kombora haina chochote fanya na utoaji wa mizigo. 1273 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,961 Ndivyo nilivyosema! Ndivyo nilivyosema mara ya kwanza! 1274 01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:28,463 Hapana, ndivyo nilivyosema, na uliingia wazimu. 1275 01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:29,881 Hapana! 1276 01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:36,429 Kwa hivyo, tunafungua Vituo 300 vya Wanawake, 1277 01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:40,433 lakini itabidi nichukue a kuvunja kwa kidogo kwa sababu 1278 01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:42,477 Nina mimba. 1279 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,728 Je! 1280 01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:49,942 Je, una mvulana au kutoa mimba? 1281 01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:14,550 Habari, mabwana. Unafanyaje? 1282 01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:16,177 Je! nyinyi ni marafiki ya marehemu? 1283 01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:19,096 Unataka niseme hivi mbele ya mjane wake? 1284 01:15:19,181 --> 01:15:20,181 Nilikuwa mpenzi wake. 1285 01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:21,766 Hapana. Hiyo ni si kweli. 1286 01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:24,185 Nilimwona akiigiza pamoja na Globetrotters. 1287 01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:26,812 Nilifikiri alikuwa bora. nilifanya urafiki naye. 1288 01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:29,023 Hapana, ni mtu tofauti. 1289 01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:32,443 Ujumbe wake ya usijali na kuwa na furaha 1290 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:33,694 ilikuwa na nguvu sana. 1291 01:15:33,779 --> 01:15:36,030 Hapana, hii ni Bobby McFerrin. Nilikuambia haya nje. 1292 01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:38,366 Chochote kashfa ulipitia, 1293 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,284 wewe bado mcheza gofu bora zaidi duniani. 1294 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,661 Twende zetu. 1295 01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:44,372 Sawa. Hebu tufanye mazoezi haya. Igizo dhima, igizo. 1296 01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:47,625 Kwa hiyo, Katibu Mkuu, askari wako watalia... 1297 01:15:49,127 --> 01:15:50,545 Samahani sana! 1298 01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,255 Sikiliza, ilikuwa sio kosa langu. 1299 01:15:52,339 --> 01:15:54,715 I mean, mtu alikuwa weka mtego wa usalama 1300 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,176 kwa "Aladeen" badala ya "Aladeen." 1301 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,469 Angalia, namaanisha, hii bunduki nzima... 1302 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:02,974 Zoey. 1303 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:06,727 Hiyo ni kichwa kizuri! 1304 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,065 Hiyo inaitwa malipo na inajisikia vizuri sana! 1305 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:13,484 Je, ilijisikiaje kwako? Je, ilijisikiaje kwako? 1306 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,319 Napendelea na mbuzi. 1307 01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:17,572 Iko wapi Kiongozi Mkuu? 1308 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:18,698 Hapana, hapana. 1309 01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:21,158 Sasa ndivyo inaitwa malipo! 1310 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,702 Oh, kubwa! 1311 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:31,168 Usiiguse. Usiiguse. 1312 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,004 Huna kuigusa. 1313 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,088 Pole. nilikuwa... 1314 01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:36,048 Tupe tu... Hatu... 1315 01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,010 Nipe tu milimita kadhaa kwangu. 1316 01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:44,904 OCR z BluRay: inTGrity