1 00:00:12,806 --> 00:00:16,268 Aniq, Aniq, Aniq, Aniq. 2 00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:19,187 Come out, wherever you are. 3 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:21,523 I know you got your own agenda, 4 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:23,692 and I got mine. 5 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,238 But I'm on your side. 6 00:00:29,698 --> 00:00:31,533 You gotta trust me, Aniq, 7 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:33,577 wherever you are. 8 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,120 [cell phone rings] 9 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:37,664 Hey, Cap. You're up late. 10 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,416 Germain is landing in one hour. 11 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:42,043 I need you to email him your report before he lands. 12 00:00:42,127 --> 00:00:44,421 Well, actually, Cap, we got one in the wind, 13 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:46,673 and there was this party that happened 15 years ago 14 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,758 that I'm pretty sure is the motive behind ev-- 15 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:50,093 You should've been done hours ago. 16 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,887 - But I-- - This ends now, okay? 17 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:53,889 It's not just your career you're putting at risk. 18 00:00:53,972 --> 00:00:55,098 It's also your partner's! 19 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:58,268 Oh, come on. Leave the kid out of this, okay? 20 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,061 Look, I know this is not my case, but-- 21 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:03,523 Promise me you'll press send on the report in one hour. 22 00:01:03,607 --> 00:01:05,108 I promise I'll press send. 23 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:08,069 [sighs] 24 00:01:08,153 --> 00:01:09,696 After I solve this case. 25 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:10,864 [knocks] 26 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,660 - Sorry, were you just talking to somebody? - Were you talking to somebody? 27 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:20,040 Okay. Please, please don't hate me, but we still can't find Aniq. 28 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,459 - What do you wanna do? - What about Jennifer 2? 29 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:25,295 The squad car just returned from her house. There was no one there. 30 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:28,131 [Danner] Ah. Well, shit! We're running out of time. 31 00:01:28,215 --> 00:01:30,091 I need to find out about this party. 32 00:01:39,768 --> 00:01:42,312 - [engine revs] - [tires squeal] 33 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:47,067 [dissonant piano chords play] 34 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:52,447 [screams] 35 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:55,075 [chattering] 36 00:01:55,742 --> 00:01:57,202 [bottles clink] 37 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:00,163 [film projector whirring] 38 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,374 [roars] 39 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:05,669 [siren wailing] 40 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:08,295 [police radio chatter] 41 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:23,895 All right, folks. Uh, let's take a little detour to 2006. 42 00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:26,898 - Yeah! The year of the dog. - [imitates dog barking] 43 00:02:26,982 --> 00:02:28,024 - Whoo! - [Culp chuckles] 44 00:02:28,108 --> 00:02:31,820 Now, who wants to tell me what happened at that Saint Patrick's Day party? 45 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,201 - I'll tell you. - [chair clatters] 46 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:39,953 Timber! [chuckles] 47 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:43,582 Knock it over. Pick it up. [chuckles] That's what they say. 48 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:45,166 Sorry, who are you? 49 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,044 Walt is my name. Walt Butler. 50 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:49,796 Oh, the butler. 51 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,631 Walt, we're, uh-- We're pretty low on ice. 52 00:02:51,715 --> 00:02:55,927 Seriously? [sighs] We've literally been together the whole night. 53 00:02:56,011 --> 00:02:58,138 [tires squealing] 54 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,933 ♪ And every time I see a zero ♪ 55 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:04,769 ♪ I turn it to a heart in my head ♪ 56 00:03:04,853 --> 00:03:05,854 ♪ Heart in my… ♪ 57 00:03:07,731 --> 00:03:08,690 I poured you a shot. 58 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:09,983 Two shots. 59 00:03:12,152 --> 00:03:13,194 Extra ice. 60 00:03:13,278 --> 00:03:14,821 So I was wondering what it's like… 61 00:03:14,905 --> 00:03:16,406 I was in the car with you! 62 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:17,699 I'll kill all of ya! 63 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,452 Oh, is that Brett? Hey, Brett. [chuckles] 64 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:21,953 You guys don't remember any of that? 65 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:23,121 No. 66 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,582 [Walt] Yeah! Come on. 67 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,459 - Walt, is it? - Yes. 68 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:29,586 You were at that party 15 years ago? 69 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:32,839 Light bulb moment. It was my party in my house. 70 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:34,799 [Chelsea] Oh, no. I've never been to your house. 71 00:03:34,883 --> 00:03:36,259 [Walt] I saw you in my house. 72 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:37,552 Where have you been? 73 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:42,515 I was-- uh, I was just-- I was napping under some coats in a room. 74 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,309 Uh, what did I miss? 75 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,938 Well, this gentleman here was just telling me 76 00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:51,024 about that Saint Patrick's Day party 15 years ago. 77 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:55,237 - [Walt sighs] - Oh! Oh, yeah. Uh… 78 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,073 I just wanted to throw you a party that touched your soul, you know? 79 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,783 Just wanted to celebrate Saint Patrick 80 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:03,286 and get messed ass up on some damn ass booze. 81 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,621 - [Jennifer 1] Mmm. - What? 82 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,249 - Come on, let's go. - No! 83 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:10,043 Sorry. I want to tell everybody right here. 84 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:11,962 Yeah, honey. Tell it, baby. Tell it. 85 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:13,129 Okay, one second. 86 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:15,924 [muttering] Saint Patrick's Day, 2006. 87 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,091 Okay. [clears throat] 88 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,136 Saint Patrick's Day, 2006. [chuckles] 89 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:23,014 My God. The time of velour jumpsuits. 90 00:04:23,098 --> 00:04:24,099 Britney and K-Fed. 91 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:28,270 And, uh, I'd started making honey that year as a hobby. 92 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:30,939 Damn, there was a buzz in the air that morning. 93 00:04:31,022 --> 00:04:33,817 College acceptances, our futures, 94 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:37,279 and best of all, my parents were out of town. 95 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:41,074 I turn to my lab partner, Brett, I say, "Spread the word. We're having a party." 96 00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:43,159 [chattering] 97 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:47,706 [clears throat] Tonight's party is gonna blow people's minds. 98 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:49,624 Dude, who are you talking to? 99 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,002 You do the Latin homework? 100 00:04:52,085 --> 00:04:56,339 Uh, no. You think Berkeley gives a fart about our Latin homework? 101 00:04:56,423 --> 00:04:58,675 Dude, you got into Stanford. You don't have to do shit anymore. 102 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:01,595 - Watch this. Get out of here! [chuckles] - [chuckling] 103 00:05:01,678 --> 00:05:03,805 - I mean, I did work hard on it, so… - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 104 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:06,766 ["Ridin'" playing on car stereo] 105 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:19,779 Oh, my God. Look at Eugene, thinking he's a pimp with his new car. 106 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:24,743 - [groans] - Oh, come on. 107 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,661 I mean, money can buy you a lot of things, 108 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,622 but coolness is not one of 'em. 109 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:30,707 This is absolutely my fault. 110 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:34,794 I told him if we wanna take our band to the next level, we have to up our image. 111 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:38,506 - Why does his license plate say "Xavier"? - Xavier is his middle name. 112 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:41,051 I, by mistake, told him it sounded alternative. 113 00:05:41,134 --> 00:05:43,887 - Why would you do that? - I don't know. I regret it immediately. 114 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,556 I don't understand why you choose to play music with this guy. 115 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,018 By the way, he gave me his new demo. It is hot pop garbage. 116 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:52,354 Honestly, maybe you should do your own thing. 117 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:54,397 I mean, you guys are just so different. 118 00:05:54,481 --> 00:05:55,941 I know. That's what I've been saying. 119 00:05:56,024 --> 00:05:58,735 But I cannot find the right moment to tell him we need to go solo. 120 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,988 By the way, I'm almost certain he thinks you took his spot at Stanford. 121 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,449 - I know. - Guys. 122 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,868 Hey, guys, wait up! [panting] 123 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,954 Did you-- you notice my-- my new whip? 124 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,121 - Oh. - Yeah. Yeah, it's-- 125 00:06:10,205 --> 00:06:11,206 My dad got it for me. 126 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:13,750 He wanted to congratulate me on getting wait-listed at Stanford. 127 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,920 You know, he says it's really hard for children of alumni to get in these days. 128 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:19,464 They save so many spots for scholarship kids and stuff, so… 129 00:06:19,548 --> 00:06:21,132 - [Yasper] Mmm. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. Of course. 130 00:06:21,216 --> 00:06:23,260 Must be tough to be a child of privilege, huh, Eugene? 131 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:27,013 Uh, yeah, actually, um, I'm-- I'm going by Xavier now. 132 00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:28,598 Oh, is that so? 133 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,434 [Xavier chuckles] 134 00:06:31,518 --> 00:06:32,978 See the, uh, license plate? 135 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:35,522 - Yeah! - Yeah! That's 'cause of you, man! 136 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:39,484 [Aniq] Now that I've gotten into Stanford, I'm filled with this new confidence. 137 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:42,487 I might tell Zoë how I feel about her tonight at the party. 138 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:46,116 Yes. It's like I always say, you get one shot in life. 139 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,493 - You do always say that. - I'm saying it all the time now. 140 00:06:48,577 --> 00:06:52,789 So, I said, "No, I'm not wearing green, 'cause I wanna get pinched by you, girl." 141 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,208 - [laughs] - [laughs] That's so funny. 142 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:57,669 Hey, man, you need to, like, loosen up. 143 00:06:57,752 --> 00:06:59,921 There's a party tonight, and it's gonna be fun. 144 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,006 Who cares? 145 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,300 [scoffs] Nothing matters anymore. 146 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:05,385 Chelsea's gonna go off and live this incredible life, 147 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:06,553 and what am I gonna do? 148 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:07,637 "What am I gonna do?" 149 00:07:07,721 --> 00:07:09,472 - You are Ned freaking Conway! - [groans] 150 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:12,309 Every girl's been wanting to get with you since freshman year. 151 00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:14,603 You can have 'em, dude. 152 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:19,024 I, on the other hand, have my eyes on someone else. 153 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:20,567 [Zoë muttering] 154 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:21,943 I know what's gonna cheer you up. 155 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,154 I'm going long. [shouts] 156 00:07:24,237 --> 00:07:25,280 I'm open! Hit me! 157 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:26,364 - Uh-- - Oh! 158 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:30,619 Aw, sorry. I didn't see you there, dude. 159 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,120 - Walt. - Cool. 160 00:07:34,331 --> 00:07:36,166 - [Jennifer 1] …and also like, like-- - Hey, guys. 161 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:38,168 - [Jennifer 1] Oh, my God, Chelsea. - Hey. 162 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,545 - We heard about Ned. Are you okay? - Hey. 163 00:07:40,629 --> 00:07:43,298 Ugh, such a bummer. Um, I'm okay. 164 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:44,674 It's just-- I mean, he was, like, 165 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:46,718 the most popular guy in high school, right? 166 00:07:46,801 --> 00:07:48,887 I just-- I can't believe that you broke up with him. 167 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,180 - [imitates explosion] - So hot. 168 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:53,350 You know, we've just been moving in different directions for a while. 169 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,977 And now we're literally moving to different cities. 170 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:57,103 Oh, my God, college. 171 00:07:57,187 --> 00:07:59,231 So I just thought it would be better now. 172 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:00,982 You guys, there is a party tonight, 173 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:04,986 and Ned will definitely be there, and it is gonna be super weird. 174 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:08,782 Are you-- I feel sad and a little sick, like-- 175 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:10,200 You know, another thing is, like, 176 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:13,662 tonight we could kind of pretend that it's not about you guys. 177 00:08:13,745 --> 00:08:15,205 No, we're fine. 178 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,456 - No, 100%. - Not-- Yes. 179 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:19,501 - I mean, it's mostly not about us. - It's your thing and-- It's not. 180 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:22,796 - And we'll be fine. - Totally. Totally. Totally. I just… 181 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,548 I do really feel sad for Ned. 182 00:08:24,631 --> 00:08:27,592 - And of course, you too. Of course. - Thanks. Yeah. 183 00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:31,304 Um, I suddenly kind of lost my appetite, so… 184 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:34,349 [Zoë] Chelsea. [sighs] 185 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:40,105 You guys really didn't have to be that mean to her. 186 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:41,565 I thought she was being mean to me. 187 00:08:41,648 --> 00:08:45,110 - Anyway, where even is this party tonight? - [Jennifer 2] Brett told me… 188 00:08:45,193 --> 00:08:47,821 - [Zoë] I have no idea. - …it's at his uncle's house, I think. 189 00:08:47,904 --> 00:08:50,156 Uh, it's act-- It's actually at my house. 190 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,659 Ew! Eavesdrop much? 191 00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:55,036 - We're having a conversation. - Sorry. 192 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,621 - I feel so violated. - What? 193 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,206 - That dude is weird. - Does he go here? 194 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:00,584 [Aniq] Hey, give him some eyelashes, maybe mascara. 195 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:03,670 - Do you want me to do that on your face? - Uh, yeah. I mean, please. 196 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,506 You're so pretty. 197 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,550 - [snickers] - Zoë, thank you for making me gorgeous. 198 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:09,676 Aniq, any time. 199 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:13,054 [laughing] Oh, my God! Wait, I want them. 200 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,640 - Hmm? You want them? All right, let's see. - Yeah! Okay. 201 00:09:15,724 --> 00:09:18,560 I don't have as deft an artist's hand as you, but… 202 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:23,273 [exclaims] I didn't think it was possible, but you're even more gorgeous. 203 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:25,942 - Look at that. [laughs] - Thanks. [laughs] 204 00:09:26,526 --> 00:09:28,445 - [mouthing words] Ask her out. - Yeah. Yeah. 205 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:32,699 Uh, hey. Are you… [groans] 206 00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:36,077 Are you, uh-- Are you going to that party at, I think, like, uh, 207 00:09:36,161 --> 00:09:38,496 what is it, at Brett's hou-- Brett's house tonight? 208 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:42,042 Yeah. I was actually gonna ask you, do you wanna maybe, like, meet up there-- 209 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,502 - Yes! Together. Yes, I do. - …together? Or some-- 210 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:45,712 - [laughs] - [laughing] Cool. 211 00:09:45,795 --> 00:09:46,880 Cool. [laughs] 212 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:51,635 "Maybe meet up there together?" 213 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:54,095 - Did you hear that? - "Wanna maybe go together?" 214 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,640 If you wanna close the deal, all you have to do-- 215 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:58,975 Create a lovingly curated mix CD that expresses how I feel about her. 216 00:09:59,059 --> 00:10:00,769 - Yes. And then you win. - Right? Boom! 217 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:01,853 [chuckles] 218 00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:07,984 Ooh, damn, Zoë. You're looking fine today. 219 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,445 Makes me wanna… [groans] 220 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:12,697 [laughing] Oh, my God. 221 00:10:12,781 --> 00:10:14,032 - What? - [boy] What happened? 222 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,825 - [chuckles] - Is that a joke? 223 00:10:15,909 --> 00:10:16,952 Uh, I mean, I-- 224 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:20,205 - I was pretending that I had an orgasm. - Ah. Cool. 225 00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:21,581 Was that yeast? 226 00:10:21,665 --> 00:10:23,750 - Yeah, it was yeast. Carbon dioxide. - Yeah, I can hear it. 227 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,252 Do you want me to get you a paper towel? 228 00:10:25,335 --> 00:10:27,003 - Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, bro. - Sorry about all-- 229 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:28,713 - No, thank you. - Sorry about getting in the way. 230 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:29,839 No, no. Thanks, man. 231 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:31,174 [Jennifer 2] I'm cross-faded. 232 00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:33,385 [Jennifer 1] What's cross-faded? Two different substances? 233 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:35,428 - Like, drunk and high, you silly. - Oh. 234 00:10:35,512 --> 00:10:37,222 - I don't know what to do with you. - [giggles] 235 00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:39,599 Hey! Welcome to my party and my house. There's pizza. 236 00:10:39,683 --> 00:10:41,851 If you don't like pizza, I can heat you up some stew. 237 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:44,062 - Do you want some stew? [chuckles] - Hi! No, thank you. 238 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:46,565 You don't? Okay. [chuckles] Cool. And hey. 239 00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:48,191 I just had a great talk with Zoë. 240 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:50,819 - Yasper, hey! - Zoë, hey! 241 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,904 Is, um, Aniq here yet? 242 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:53,989 No. But you know what? 243 00:10:54,072 --> 00:10:55,949 He just talked to me. He's gonna be here any minute. 244 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:57,242 - Cool! - [chuckles] 245 00:10:57,325 --> 00:11:00,078 Okay. Well, when you see him, tell him to come find me? 246 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:03,498 Yes, of course! You kidding me? Good to see you. 247 00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:08,795 [cell phone rings] 248 00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:11,214 - Hey. - Where are you? Zoë is here. 249 00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,633 She was asking about you. She literally just said, about you, 250 00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:15,427 to "tell him to come find me." 251 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,637 - Really? - You gotta get here right now. 252 00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:19,556 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm-- I'm almost done. 253 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,433 This mix has to be perfect. 254 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:23,852 And guess what? I encoded a hidden message. 255 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:30,609 The first letter of each song spells out A-N-I-Q, heart, E-O-Z, so-- 256 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,903 God, you're wasting my minutes! What are you talking about? 257 00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:35,530 Get those beautiful thighs and that nimble tongue over here 258 00:11:35,614 --> 00:11:37,407 right now, or you're gonna miss your shot. 259 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,451 - At least appreciate-- Okay. I'm coming. - Okay, bye! 260 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:41,703 [male teen] Whoo! 261 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:43,914 [speaks indistinctly] What is it? 262 00:11:44,497 --> 00:11:47,334 [cheers, laughs] 263 00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:52,505 [chattering] 264 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:57,260 Room for one more? 265 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,470 Hey. 266 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:02,891 - Okay. So, promise you won't tell anyone? - Yeah. 267 00:12:02,974 --> 00:12:05,143 The Jennifers are bitches. 268 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,771 Oh, God. [chuckles] They are such assholes. 269 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,856 They're just jealous of how cool you came off 270 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:12,108 for, like, making choices for yourself. 271 00:12:12,192 --> 00:12:14,694 So, I am really proud of you, Chelsea. 272 00:12:15,237 --> 00:12:17,781 I-- I really don't wanna hurt him or anybody, you know. 273 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:21,117 - I'm just trying to figure out who I am. - Totally. 274 00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:23,954 You're the only person I feel comfortable talking to about it. 275 00:12:24,537 --> 00:12:25,372 Which is so weird, 276 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,832 because everybody seems so comfortable talking about me. 277 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:34,297 F them. Okay, it is time for Fun Zoë to take the reins. 278 00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:36,383 - Okay, what is up? - [Walt chuckles] 279 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:39,302 - Turn that frown upside down. - [Chelsea] Yes. 280 00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:40,554 Flip the frown. 281 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:41,721 I didn't know you were bad. 282 00:12:41,805 --> 00:12:44,641 So, there's gotta be, like, someone here you're into. 283 00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,017 No. No. None of the guys 284 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:49,020 - or, frankly, the girls here are my type. - [chuckles] 285 00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:52,065 - Well, then that is what college is for. - Yes. 286 00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:55,235 Same mistakes, just with new people. 287 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,403 - Amen. - Same-- 288 00:12:57,571 --> 00:12:58,572 Uh… 289 00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:02,534 - [Zoë] Ugh! [coughs] - Oh. No. 290 00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:05,078 Okay, wait, Zoë. So, tell me about Brett. What is going on? 291 00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:06,663 There is nothing going on. 292 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,790 - Come on. - He is such a player. 293 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,292 Who's a player? 294 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,878 - [laughs] - You guys talking about me? 295 00:13:12,961 --> 00:13:15,088 Think you guys were talking about my butt maybe. 296 00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,048 - [chuckles] - Maybe. [giggles] 297 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:23,138 [Walt] Green pool. The pool is green. 298 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,472 Why is the pool guy here? 299 00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:26,933 Why does it say "Malt?" 300 00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:30,145 No. "Malt"? [groans] Damn it. 301 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,063 [Yasper straining] Ready. 302 00:13:32,147 --> 00:13:35,317 [sputters] Okay, okay. [laughing] Whoa! 303 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,527 [shouting] 304 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:38,904 Yasper! 305 00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:42,365 How great is this party? [laughs] 306 00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:43,533 Right? 307 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,328 Hey, what's up? You okay? 308 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:47,913 You bleached your hair? 309 00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:50,957 Oh, yeah! Yeah. B-- Uh, it's-- it's not bleached actually. 310 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,959 - It's called chard-- - Oh, cool. Cool. Um… 311 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:55,587 Listen, you and I have had some incredible moments together, right? 312 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:57,214 We've made some incredible things. 313 00:13:57,297 --> 00:14:00,050 But the truth is, pop is just a fad, dude. 314 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,718 Ska is forever. 315 00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:04,846 And look at you. Look how you're dressed. You're pop from top to bottom. 316 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,973 You can't do this in those clothes. 317 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,975 Dude, we obviously just want two different things. 318 00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,435 I-- I-- I don't… 319 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:15,106 Hey, but I thi-- I think, um… I think we've gotta break up the band. 320 00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:17,067 You-- [chuckles] What? 321 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,653 Um… I'm gonna go solo. 322 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:21,571 [stammers] So, like just you? 323 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:24,115 Aniq was right. Our vibes are just way too different. 324 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,117 Wai-- A-Aniq said that? 325 00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:28,870 But listen, promise me we'll remain friends. Okay? 326 00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:30,330 Because this means too much. Okay? 327 00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,917 We're gonna be friends forever. All right, brother. 328 00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:43,718 Yes. "Walt." 329 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:49,057 [chuckling] Eugene? [normal] Okay. 330 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,268 Uh, you seen Zoë anywhere? 331 00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,436 I made her a little-- Uh, whatever. [sighs] 332 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,356 There's, like, so many people, honestly. 333 00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:59,109 [partygoers gasping, exclaiming] 334 00:14:59,192 --> 00:15:00,902 - This is all your fault! - [grunts] 335 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,028 [partygoers exclaim] 336 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,907 - [partygoers laughing, chattering] - Aw, damn it. 337 00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:08,410 [laughs] 338 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:14,040 - What the hell? - What the hell, you! 339 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:15,750 - You think this is funny? - Stay out of my-- 340 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,419 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 341 00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:21,756 [laughing] That was-- Oh, God! That was-- 342 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,635 - Wait, what happened? Who was that? - I think some loser fell in the pool. 343 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,972 Uh, speaking of losers-- Hey, quick question. [grunts] 344 00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,891 [partygoers laughing] 345 00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:32,142 [grunts] 346 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:34,477 Mr. Tiny Pee-pee Penis. 347 00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,146 This is a new jacket! 348 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,567 [Aniq] Come on. Come on. Please, please, please! 349 00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:42,777 [groaning] Just-- 350 00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:43,862 [knocking] 351 00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:47,324 Uh, someone's in here. Um, I'm-- Uh, I'm puking! 352 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,242 Uh, it's coming out both ends actually. I'm-- 353 00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:51,870 No. Um-- Sorry. 354 00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:54,915 I saw what, um, Eugene did to you back there. 355 00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:59,461 And-- And I may be to blame for the, uh, festive water. Green. 356 00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:01,588 Anyway, I brought you these. 357 00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:04,758 You-- You usually bring a change of clothes to a house party? 358 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:07,010 [sighs] This is my house. 359 00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:10,055 Yet this is the only shirt you could find? 360 00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:13,391 Oh, yeah. My, uh, weird little brother's your size, so… 361 00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:15,143 Oh, okay. Well, thank you. Thank-- Thanks. 362 00:16:15,227 --> 00:16:18,355 So, you think people are having fun or-- 363 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,439 [Aniq] I mean, yeah. 364 00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:22,400 I just want people to have fun so maybe they'll notice me 365 00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:25,779 or remember my name… [laughs] …you know. 366 00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:30,909 - You know, I-- I know how you feel. - Yeah? 367 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:32,827 But, you know, we've gotta put ourselves out there. 368 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,789 You know, I had a door open with someone. 369 00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:39,167 So, I-- I made this mix CD, you know. 370 00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:42,212 It says everything I wanna say to her but don't know how. 371 00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:46,633 That's why I've gotta salvage this thing before that door closes. 372 00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:47,717 Hey. 373 00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:49,344 [dryer whirring] 374 00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:50,804 [whirring grows louder] 375 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:53,515 - Just some advice about, um… - [whirring grows louder] 376 00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,355 No. No, no! 377 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,608 Thanks so much for this party. [chuckles] 378 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:05,776 You're welcome. [chuckles] 379 00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:10,949 So, I heard a rumor that you're going to RISD next year. Is that right? 380 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:11,992 Yeah. 381 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,871 I guess I should tell you that I'm gonna be your neighbor next year. 382 00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:17,956 What do you mean? 383 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,334 I mean, I got a squash scholarship to Brown, and I'm going. 384 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,548 - Wait. Get out! Are you serious? - No. Yes. 385 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,717 So, we're both gonna be in Providence next year? 386 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,801 Yes. 387 00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:33,221 - [laughing] Oh, my God! Congratulations! - I know, right? 388 00:17:34,681 --> 00:17:36,516 [sighs deeply] 389 00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:38,852 [grunts] 390 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:42,397 [Chelsea groans, chuckles] 391 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,024 - Hey. - Hey! 392 00:17:44,107 --> 00:17:45,108 Hey. 393 00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:49,154 - [chuckles] - Look at that hair. I like it, Eugene. 394 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:52,157 Ah, th-thanks. And I-I'm going by Xavier now. 395 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,909 - Why Xavier? - Uh, it's just like sort of 396 00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:55,660 a persona that I'm trying to create. 397 00:17:55,744 --> 00:18:00,415 And you are doing it. Look at that look. That's a look. 398 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:03,960 That is a very-- very cool jacket. Aren't you hot? [chuckles] 399 00:18:04,044 --> 00:18:06,755 Um, yeah, no, I'm just, like-- I don't know. 400 00:18:06,838 --> 00:18:08,924 I wanna, like, do something with my life. 401 00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:10,508 - You know? - [sighs] Totally. 402 00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:12,469 I just, like-- I think about-- 403 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:14,846 I think about when I'm onstage in the school plays 404 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,016 as, uh, Mr. MacAfee, as-- as Cornelius Hackl. 405 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,976 - The crowd goes wild, right? - Right. 406 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:23,939 But surprise. It's still me. 407 00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,315 - Yes. - Yeah. 408 00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:28,068 So, like, Eugene is who everyone else thinks I am. 409 00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:30,153 But Xavier is-- is who I really am. 410 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:33,073 Wow. You got a lot going on. 411 00:18:33,156 --> 00:18:34,574 Yeah, it's deep. 412 00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:38,787 And also now, like, my band, Ska-pe Diem, it's, like-- it's over. 413 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,121 - Um, Yasper, he just, like-- - Aw. 414 00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:41,706 He was like, "I wanna do my own thing," 415 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:45,460 and, like, saying we're, like, growing in different directions or whatever and… 416 00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:46,836 - [chuckles] - I don't… 417 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:51,758 Oh, my God. I just said those exact words to Ned last night. 418 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:55,011 It's just funny that we're both going through breakups, kind of. 419 00:18:55,095 --> 00:18:56,555 - [chuckles] I guess so. - In a way. 420 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,807 Yeah. It's, uh-- It's, like, no fun. 421 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,893 It sucks. But I just learned this, like, sort of cure, 422 00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:04,062 which is that… [sighs] 423 00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:05,480 - …you take alcohol… - Uh-huh. 424 00:19:05,564 --> 00:19:10,026 …and you put it in your body until you can't fit any more in. 425 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,903 - [laughs] - Uh-huh. [chuckles] 426 00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:14,364 - Yeah. I heard that too. - Um, I think that's… 427 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,575 - We should get hella faded. - …what needs to happen. 428 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:20,412 - Yes. Let's go. Hello. - I think that's smart. All right. Yeah. 429 00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:22,622 You know, it is pretty cool of Brett's uncle 430 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:25,834 to let us use his house while he's on, like, his second tour in Kosovo. 431 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,294 - It's crazy. [chuckles] - [Walt] No! 432 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,881 [partygoers laughing, cheering] 433 00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,174 Sorry. Cups? 434 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,094 - [laughing] Okay, what? - [laughing] Uh, what? 435 00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:37,262 What is that guy's deal? 436 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,180 [Brett] But I'm kind of, like, a sensitive softy. 437 00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,432 - [Zoë] Really? - Yeah. 438 00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:43,101 Like, if I think about my grandparents, I get, like, the blues. 439 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:46,438 - [Zoë] You lost your grandparents? - No, they-- they're fine. I just love 'em. 440 00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:47,731 - [Zoë] Oh. - [Brett] Yeah. 441 00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:49,274 [Aniq clears throat] 442 00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:52,485 Aniq. I was looking for you earlier. 443 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:55,447 You-- I couldn't find you. We were supposed to meet up hours ago. 444 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,198 It's… Long story, but I-- I can-- 445 00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:59,117 But it's totally fine because I ran into Brett, 446 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,203 and he told me that we're both gonna be in Rhode Island this fall. 447 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:06,458 And he's gonna have a car. So that's gonna be so helpful. 448 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,084 Cars are super useful. 449 00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:10,337 You know, for, like, roads and stu-- Actually, I ma-- 450 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:14,507 Yeah. I'm just really happy to, like, have someone I know there. 451 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:16,760 I think most nights are gonna end 452 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:18,762 with us getting some, like, late-night treats 453 00:20:18,845 --> 00:20:20,347 - at Louees. - [gasps] Louees! 454 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:22,390 I cannot wait. I cannot wait. 455 00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:24,851 - It's this diner. It's open 24 hours. - Twenty-four hours. Yeah. 456 00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:28,563 Hey, are you okay? You seem, like, a little off. 457 00:20:28,647 --> 00:20:30,649 Oh, I'm great, actually. I just-- 458 00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:34,194 There was just something I realized I was supposed-- gonna do, but it's too late. 459 00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:36,238 So I'm gonna check out what Yasper's up to. 460 00:20:36,321 --> 00:20:39,282 You guys-- Yeah, you guys have-- have fun. Keep, you know-- 461 00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:40,367 Ah, sorry. 462 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,619 Uh, I'm gonna-- [stammers] I'll see ya. 463 00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:44,454 Yeah, I'll see you guys. 464 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:48,041 Everyone thinks it's bleach, but it's-- It's actually a color. 465 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,834 - Um, chardonnay. Yeah. - Ah. 466 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:52,379 Well, cheers to chardonnay. 467 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,339 Thank you. Yeah, chardonnay all day. 468 00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:56,174 - Mmm. You know what? - [gulps, exhales sharply] 469 00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,301 Um, I actually need to slow down. 470 00:20:58,385 --> 00:20:59,386 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah. 471 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,429 I'll-- I'll whip us up, like, a quick water course? 472 00:21:01,513 --> 00:21:03,223 - Yeah. That would be good. - Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 473 00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:04,724 - Um, wow. - Coming up. Coming up. 474 00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:05,850 - [water running] - Here we go. 475 00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:07,435 - My head is spinning. I feel-- - Agua. 476 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,271 - Oh, gosh. Wow. Okay. Sorry. - Oh. 477 00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:11,439 - Um, I think I need to lie down. - Yeah. Okay. 478 00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:14,192 - Uh, can you give me a hand? - You want me to give-- 479 00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:17,612 - Yeah. Yes, I-- Yeah, I just need help. - Oka-- Ye-- Yeah. Okay. 480 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:20,740 - Okay. All right. All right. - All right. [chuckles] Yeah. 481 00:21:20,824 --> 00:21:23,868 No, uh, now that you mention it, lying down, like, sounds pretty tight. 482 00:21:23,952 --> 00:21:27,664 - I think the bedroom is right up here. - I could use it. [chuckles] 483 00:21:29,124 --> 00:21:30,500 Chelsea? 484 00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:31,710 [Xavier] Okay. It's okay. 485 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,461 - Excuse us. - Sorry. [chuckles] 486 00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:35,297 - Yes. - [grunts] 487 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,507 - Okay, Ned, look away. Look away! - [grunts] Oh, God. 488 00:21:37,591 --> 00:21:38,925 You shouldn't have to see that. 489 00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:40,260 [belt buckle rattling] 490 00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,220 Assholes don't deserve what you've done for them. 491 00:21:42,304 --> 00:21:47,475 You've given them your house, your pool, your dad's vintage wine collection, 492 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:51,062 your-- your friendship, some p-- popcorn. 493 00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:53,481 [chuckles] 494 00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:55,483 Hey, did you see that guy streaking? 495 00:21:56,234 --> 00:22:00,113 Damn, that was the coolest thing I've seen so far in my life. 496 00:22:00,614 --> 00:22:02,115 'Cause I saw his ass. 497 00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:04,200 Man, I love that guy because of that. 498 00:22:04,284 --> 00:22:05,368 Wasn't that his party? 499 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:07,829 - Yeah. It was the greatest party ever. - [door opens] 500 00:22:07,913 --> 00:22:09,581 - [Chelsea grunts] - [Xavier chuckles] 501 00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:11,791 - [grunts, chuckles] - [Chelsea muttering] 502 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,919 - Oh, there's a c-c-carpet. - Okay. 503 00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:16,171 - Rug on top of the carpet. - Oh, my God. Brett's uncle is rich. 504 00:22:16,254 --> 00:22:17,547 - Careful. Careful. - I didn't know. 505 00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:21,885 - And we made it. [chuckles] - Oh. Whoa. Okay. [chuckles] 506 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:26,431 - Things are just drunk when you're hard. - [sighs] 507 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:27,515 [laughs] 508 00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:30,810 [laughs] I, um-- I didn't mean that. 509 00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:34,022 - You maybe did. [chuckling] You maybe did. - [laughing] 510 00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:36,149 I don't know what it means, so… [chuckles] 511 00:22:37,317 --> 00:22:38,318 [grunts] 512 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:42,697 Oh. Sorry. What are you, um, doing? 513 00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:45,575 Um, k-kissing you. 514 00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:50,205 'Cause I-- Well, I know-- I know, um, Eugene would never do anything like this, 515 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:53,166 but, um, Xavier's here. 516 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,753 Okay, I just met Xavier and, like, Eugene, 517 00:22:57,379 --> 00:23:02,759 it's sort of the first time we ever spoke this long, you know? 518 00:23:02,842 --> 00:23:04,386 - I just… - But-- [chuckles] 519 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:07,681 I'm-- I'm-- I'm really drunk. 520 00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:10,141 I'm-- I'm-- I'm really drunk. 521 00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:11,434 Okay, so we're drunk. 522 00:23:11,518 --> 00:23:13,687 I just didn't-- I didn't, um… [clicks tongue] 523 00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:15,063 I didn't mean for it like this. 524 00:23:15,146 --> 00:23:17,899 I-- I don't know-- Like, were you-- You were just, like, leading me on or… 525 00:23:17,983 --> 00:23:19,359 How was I leading you on? 526 00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:22,487 Well, you said-- You said you liked my jacket and my hair. 527 00:23:22,571 --> 00:23:24,447 I liked the jacket! Who cares? 528 00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:27,284 - Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. - It's not, like, a promise. 529 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:31,329 And, you know, okay, so you bleached your hair-- 530 00:23:31,413 --> 00:23:33,915 Chardonnay! It's-- [sighs] 531 00:23:33,999 --> 00:23:36,126 - [Chelsea sighs] - It's chardon-- 532 00:23:40,922 --> 00:23:42,257 Whoa, man. 533 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,800 What happened in there? 534 00:23:43,884 --> 00:23:45,343 Did you hook up with Chelsea? 535 00:23:49,598 --> 00:23:51,474 Yeah, w-- Um-- Yeah, we boned. 536 00:23:51,558 --> 00:23:53,727 - [partygoers laughing] - [male teenager] Touchdown! 537 00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:57,898 Yeah, she-- She was, like, all over me, and I was, like, 538 00:23:57,981 --> 00:24:01,192 "Whoa. Y-Y-Yeah, like, you're, like, an animal." 539 00:24:01,276 --> 00:24:03,695 [laughing] And, yeah, it was, like-- 540 00:24:04,654 --> 00:24:06,406 [boy with camera] Holy shit. 541 00:24:06,489 --> 00:24:10,076 Chelsea and Eugene just had a three-way with some total stranger! 542 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,828 [cheering] 543 00:24:11,912 --> 00:24:14,164 [chuckles] Walt. Walt. 544 00:24:14,915 --> 00:24:17,167 You-- [chuckles] I-- W-- I did a three-way. [chuckles] 545 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:18,501 I did a three-way! 546 00:24:18,585 --> 00:24:20,754 [all cheering] 547 00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,505 [no audible dialogue] 548 00:24:22,589 --> 00:24:25,342 Yeah! Yeah! 549 00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:26,968 - [exclaiming, shouting] - Oh, my God. 550 00:24:27,052 --> 00:24:30,305 Dumbass Eugene. This is all his fault. 551 00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:31,389 Okay, you know what? 552 00:24:31,473 --> 00:24:34,643 Let's not play the blame game, all right? He's had a weird night as well. 553 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:36,853 Okay. 554 00:24:37,562 --> 00:24:38,855 Let's take it slow. 555 00:24:38,939 --> 00:24:41,566 Big bubbles. Those are big bubbles. Make them tiny. 556 00:24:44,486 --> 00:24:45,695 - Oof. - [burps] 557 00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:47,447 Ooh, you okay? 558 00:24:48,031 --> 00:24:49,699 - ["Hips Don't Lie" playing] - [chuckles] 559 00:24:49,783 --> 00:24:53,078 It's a locked-up bird! [laughing] 560 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,918 [partygoers] Oh! 561 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,754 [cheering] 562 00:25:05,215 --> 00:25:07,259 Yeah, we were, like, fully butt naked. 563 00:25:07,342 --> 00:25:10,470 Except I was wearing Brett's uncle's Purple Heart from Kosovo. 564 00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:12,556 - [Walt mumbles] Brett's uncle. - Yeah, it was chill. 565 00:25:12,639 --> 00:25:14,724 It was, like, almost patriotic, you know? 566 00:25:14,808 --> 00:25:17,185 ["My Humps" playing] 567 00:25:21,898 --> 00:25:23,525 What is going on? 568 00:25:26,528 --> 00:25:28,071 [Jennifer 2] Oh, there she is. 569 00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:31,658 Hey, you ho-bag. I heard you had sex with Eugene. 570 00:25:31,741 --> 00:25:34,869 Oh, my God. What are you saying? Shut up. 571 00:25:34,953 --> 00:25:38,957 You shut up. You shut your lying, Monica Lewinsky mouth. 572 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,168 You stand here, in front of a jury of your peers, 573 00:25:42,252 --> 00:25:45,213 and you try and tell me you didn't just hook up with Eugene 574 00:25:45,297 --> 00:25:47,465 - in front of all the most important… - Oh, my God. 575 00:25:47,549 --> 00:25:49,467 - What-- Oh, no. - …people in your life, Chelsea. 576 00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:53,054 I swear to God, you've been so freaking weird over the past few weeks. 577 00:25:53,138 --> 00:25:55,599 Like you didn't come with me to apply to Abercrombie 578 00:25:55,682 --> 00:25:57,642 like you promised on our 18th birthday. 579 00:25:57,726 --> 00:25:59,936 This is what I told you I was worried about at lunch, 580 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,063 except so much grosser, 'cause it's freaking Eugene. 581 00:26:02,147 --> 00:26:04,816 - Jennifer, that is not what happened. - You know what's the worst part? 582 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:09,237 The worst part is what this is doing to Ned, because he's freaking devastated. 583 00:26:10,447 --> 00:26:14,117 Oh, yeah. He looks really heartbroken, Jennifer. 584 00:26:15,243 --> 00:26:17,662 - Listen-- - [gasps] 585 00:26:17,746 --> 00:26:19,539 - [shrieks] - [groans] 586 00:26:19,623 --> 00:26:23,460 - My face and my boobs. - [coughing] Oh, my God. 587 00:26:23,543 --> 00:26:26,880 - [retching] Ew. Ew. - [coughs] I'm so sorry. 588 00:26:26,963 --> 00:26:28,256 [groans] 589 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:32,177 You guys, this is so embarrassing for her. [chuckles] 590 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:37,807 Oh, God. Okay. Oh, geez. All right. 591 00:26:41,144 --> 00:26:45,023 It's all over her dress. It's kinda making me wanna vom. 592 00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:47,525 Wait. 593 00:26:48,443 --> 00:26:51,029 Brett, did you make me a mix CD? 594 00:26:52,072 --> 00:26:54,783 Yeah, no, I-- I made this for you. 595 00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:55,909 Really? 596 00:26:55,992 --> 00:26:59,496 Yeah. Just a bunch of songs that kinda remind me of you. 597 00:26:59,579 --> 00:27:03,416 [chuckles] I feel like you do this for all the girls. 598 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,336 No, no. It's actually the first time I ever made one. 599 00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:07,837 Well, what songs are on it? 600 00:27:10,715 --> 00:27:12,092 S-Surprise. 601 00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:16,263 - Well, let's pop it in. - Yeah. Yeah. Right there. 602 00:27:16,346 --> 00:27:17,347 - Yeah. - Yeah, totally. 603 00:27:17,430 --> 00:27:19,015 - Oh, my God. I'm excited. - Yeah. 604 00:27:19,099 --> 00:27:21,393 [whispering] Please don't suck. Please don't suck. 605 00:27:21,476 --> 00:27:22,477 Don't suck. 606 00:27:22,561 --> 00:27:23,728 [song stops] 607 00:27:25,814 --> 00:27:26,815 Uh, hey-- 608 00:27:26,898 --> 00:27:29,317 ["Angel" starts] 609 00:27:29,401 --> 00:27:32,279 This is my favorite song. How did you know that? 610 00:27:32,362 --> 00:27:33,822 Because I'm a player. 611 00:27:33,905 --> 00:27:35,490 [Zoë laughs] 612 00:27:35,574 --> 00:27:39,035 - Oh, whoa. - With dance moves. [laughs] 613 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,287 God, I love this song. 614 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,747 - Me too-- [shrieks, chuckles] Sorry. - Oh, my-- [chuckles] 615 00:27:42,831 --> 00:27:45,292 - [chuckles] Yeah. - Oh, man. 616 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,295 I can't wait to listen to the rest of the CD. 617 00:27:48,378 --> 00:27:49,754 Ah, me too. 618 00:27:49,838 --> 00:27:51,923 I can't wait for you to hear the rest of it. 619 00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:53,508 'Cause I know-- I know the songs. 620 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:55,176 - Cool. - Yeah. 621 00:27:56,261 --> 00:27:57,262 Yasper. 622 00:27:57,345 --> 00:27:58,513 [song continues] 623 00:27:58,597 --> 00:27:59,848 What are the odds? 624 00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:00,974 Of what? 625 00:28:01,057 --> 00:28:03,810 - This is Zoë's favorite song. - That's crazy. 626 00:28:03,894 --> 00:28:07,439 - This is a sign. - [chuckles] Good. 627 00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:09,399 Good. You're drunk, dude. 628 00:28:10,108 --> 00:28:11,776 Stay away from me, Eugene. 629 00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:14,362 It's Xavier. Hey, not sure if you noticed, 630 00:28:14,446 --> 00:28:17,657 but Brett's eating your girl's face in there. 631 00:28:18,158 --> 00:28:20,911 Yeah, I guess if you hadn't slipped and fallen in the pool, 632 00:28:20,994 --> 00:28:22,412 that would be you right now. 633 00:28:25,749 --> 00:28:26,750 Eugene. 634 00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:30,128 Don't listen to him, man. 635 00:28:31,046 --> 00:28:32,047 You okay, dude? 636 00:28:34,299 --> 00:28:36,343 Aniq. Aniq. 637 00:28:36,426 --> 00:28:38,970 High school. [clicks tongue, chuckles] 638 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:41,973 Whoa, why are you wearing a robe? 639 00:28:42,057 --> 00:28:43,141 [chuckles] 640 00:28:46,019 --> 00:28:47,187 Oh, shit. 641 00:28:48,855 --> 00:28:49,856 Aniq? 642 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:51,858 No-- [sighs] 643 00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:01,701 Aniq, what are you doing? 644 00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:03,495 Buddy? Hey, bud? 645 00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:06,414 Hey, buddy? Aniq, don't! 646 00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:07,624 Dude, calm down. 647 00:29:07,707 --> 00:29:09,584 - [Zoë] No, no, no. Wait, no. - [Yasper] Aniq. 648 00:29:09,668 --> 00:29:11,711 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Brett! - Oh! [chuckles] 649 00:29:11,795 --> 00:29:13,129 [exclaims] 650 00:29:14,256 --> 00:29:15,131 Oh, shit! 651 00:29:17,717 --> 00:29:20,554 - Oh, my God. Make him stop. - It's all right. Let him. It's not my car. 652 00:29:20,637 --> 00:29:22,556 Aniq, what are you doing? 653 00:29:23,515 --> 00:29:25,058 [chuckling] 654 00:29:27,644 --> 00:29:28,770 [partygoers] Oh! 655 00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:30,605 What the fuck? 656 00:29:31,565 --> 00:29:33,650 - Don't! Stop! Give it-- - [Yasper] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 657 00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:35,443 Don't! D-D-Don't-- Don't fight! Don't fight! Don't fight! 658 00:29:35,527 --> 00:29:38,446 - No! No! Don't fight! - [partygoers chanting] Fight! Fight! 659 00:29:40,907 --> 00:29:42,576 - It's okay. It's fine. - No, no, no. Put him d-- 660 00:29:42,659 --> 00:29:44,578 - They gotta figure this shit out. - Oh, my God. 661 00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:46,830 Figure it out, boys. Figure it out, boys. 662 00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:48,081 - Wanna do this? - Yeah! 663 00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:49,541 - You ready for this? - I'ma jack you up! 664 00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:51,042 - [Jennifer 1] Oh, my God. - Don't! 665 00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:53,295 - Kick his ass, dawg. - [Yasper] Don't! Don't kick his ass! 666 00:29:53,378 --> 00:29:55,839 - Ready for this? - Yo, make contact, you pussy! 667 00:29:55,922 --> 00:29:58,049 - Yo, if you're gonna fight, fight! - Make them stop. 668 00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:00,010 No, that's my move! 669 00:30:00,093 --> 00:30:02,512 - You know that's my move! That's my move! - Coming at ya! 670 00:30:02,596 --> 00:30:05,265 Stop Sound of Music-ing! Are you dancing or fighting? 671 00:30:05,348 --> 00:30:06,516 [both shouting] 672 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,643 [partygoers screaming] 673 00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:15,233 [Brett] Hey, guys, this fight sucks. 674 00:30:15,317 --> 00:30:16,651 - Fucking hit him! - Don't say that. 675 00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:18,612 This is-- This is hurting everyone. 676 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:24,117 - [Yasper] No, hug! Give your bro a hug! - [both grunting] 677 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,119 Guys, come on! We're friends. Everybody's friends. 678 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:29,915 - Oh, what's happening? - [siren blares] 679 00:30:30,415 --> 00:30:31,666 Cops. Cops. 680 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,085 [partygoers shouting] 681 00:30:34,169 --> 00:30:36,004 - [shrieks] - [Yasper] Aniq, cops! 682 00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:37,839 No, no, no. He's fine! He's fine! 683 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:40,634 [siren blaring] 684 00:30:44,804 --> 00:30:47,057 - [officer 1] Whatever this is. - [officer 2] Up and at 'em. Right now. 685 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:49,643 - Front and center. Let's go. - No, no. Look, I-- I didn't do anything. 686 00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:51,519 He-- This guy-- He's-- He's wasted! 687 00:30:51,603 --> 00:30:54,231 He just started hitting my car with a bat for no reason! 688 00:30:54,314 --> 00:30:55,941 - [officer 1] No reason at all, huh? - No. No. 689 00:30:56,024 --> 00:30:57,901 My name is Eugene Duckworth Jr. [pants] 690 00:30:57,984 --> 00:31:00,070 Okay, my dad, he owns Gene's Beans! 691 00:31:00,153 --> 00:31:01,571 - Gene's Beans. - Are you kidding? 692 00:31:01,655 --> 00:31:02,739 - We love Gene's Beans. - Yeah? 693 00:31:02,822 --> 00:31:05,200 [officer 2] He used to give us free coffee every Friday, man. 694 00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:07,327 - [chuckling] Okay. - My dad works at ATandT. 695 00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:09,746 - That-- Pipe down! - Shh. What? We're not talking to you. 696 00:31:09,829 --> 00:31:11,706 - [panting] - Hey, we're gonna let you go. 697 00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:12,874 - Okay! Okay. - All right. 698 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,501 - Heck yeah, we are. - Stay out of trouble. 699 00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:16,920 - To you too. Thank you, Officers. - [officer 1] Yeah. 700 00:31:17,003 --> 00:31:18,421 - Tell your dad hi. - Thanks, Officers. 701 00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:20,215 - [officer 1 shouting] - Whoa! Hey, whoa! 702 00:31:20,298 --> 00:31:23,969 Whoa, not you, Barry Bonds. Okay? You're coming with us, am I clear? 703 00:31:24,553 --> 00:31:26,304 Well, Officer, l-look, please. I'm so sorry. 704 00:31:26,388 --> 00:31:28,515 I-- I d-- I don't know what came over me. 705 00:31:28,598 --> 00:31:31,518 I-- I just-- I-- I-- I can't be getting arrested, please. 706 00:31:31,601 --> 00:31:34,020 [panting] 707 00:31:34,104 --> 00:31:36,439 [officer 2] You wanna press charges? Say the word. 708 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:40,443 Y-You… [grunts] You can't, man. 709 00:31:40,527 --> 00:31:43,363 You can't press charges. I'll-- I'll lose my scholarship. 710 00:31:43,446 --> 00:31:44,573 [pants] 711 00:31:44,656 --> 00:31:46,157 Eugene, please. 712 00:31:46,241 --> 00:31:47,325 [both panting] 713 00:31:47,909 --> 00:31:49,911 It's-- It's Xavier, bitch. 714 00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:54,374 - [officer 1] There you go. - Good choice. You know what that means? 715 00:31:54,457 --> 00:31:58,169 Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep. Take that right foot. 716 00:31:58,253 --> 00:32:00,380 - There you go. Let's go. Let's go. - [sighs] 717 00:32:00,463 --> 00:32:01,923 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 718 00:32:03,967 --> 00:32:05,343 What happened? Where did everybody go? 719 00:32:05,427 --> 00:32:07,888 - [officer 2] Come on. Hey. - Put your clothes back on, son. 720 00:32:07,971 --> 00:32:08,972 Party's over. 721 00:32:09,055 --> 00:32:10,265 You got it. Thank you, Officer. 722 00:32:10,348 --> 00:32:12,267 - Have an incredible night! - All right. 723 00:32:14,185 --> 00:32:17,898 So there I was, naked as day one, in front of the po-po. 724 00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:20,150 Empowered and jacked up on the drama, 725 00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:22,944 but somehow, still, "Who's Walt?" 726 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:26,489 - You know? Ignored, invisible. - Wait. [sighs] 727 00:32:26,573 --> 00:32:28,283 You and Xavier never hooked up that night? 728 00:32:28,366 --> 00:32:29,868 - No. - Oh, come on. 729 00:32:29,951 --> 00:32:32,287 I kept telling you it didn't happen. Nobody would believe me. 730 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:34,748 - ♪ Mister Cellophane ♪ - Ned, I never would've done that to you. 731 00:32:34,831 --> 00:32:36,958 - Oh, my God. - Walt. 732 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:40,545 Can we all just agree that it's clear that Aniq killed Xavier? 733 00:32:40,629 --> 00:32:44,090 - Oh, my God. - I mean, you guys, listen. Hear me out. 734 00:32:44,174 --> 00:32:47,469 - He's been holding a grudge for years… - Stay on me. 735 00:32:47,552 --> 00:32:50,764 …against a man that embarrassed him, made him lose his scholarship-- 736 00:32:50,847 --> 00:32:52,432 Okay, Jenn 1, off of it. 737 00:32:52,515 --> 00:32:55,143 Yeah. You know what's a great way to deflect being a murderer 738 00:32:55,227 --> 00:32:56,895 is to accuse everybody else of murder. 739 00:32:56,978 --> 00:32:57,896 That's right. 740 00:32:57,979 --> 00:33:00,023 I'm with child. How could I be the murderer? 741 00:33:00,106 --> 00:33:02,901 That sort of makes sense. You kill someone and birth a new one in. 742 00:33:02,984 --> 00:33:05,528 - The number stays the same. - She doesn't do anything these days. 743 00:33:05,612 --> 00:33:09,074 You think I'm just, like, with child, pushing grown-ass dudes off balconies? 744 00:33:09,157 --> 00:33:11,826 So, you have just been lying the whole time. 745 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:14,120 Like, our-- our whole marriage-- 746 00:33:14,204 --> 00:33:16,831 or, like, actually, our whole relationship. 747 00:33:16,915 --> 00:33:20,835 No. I-- I-- I made a mix CD that night that had the same songs… 748 00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:22,462 - Shaggy. - [stammers] Shaggy. 749 00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:24,589 Yeah. I had Shaggy on there, and it looked the same. 750 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:26,925 - It was, like, a Magnavox case-- - Just shut up! 751 00:33:31,805 --> 00:33:34,099 And you, why did you never tell me? 752 00:33:34,849 --> 00:33:37,769 - I never knew. - I didn't know you ever heard it. 753 00:33:37,852 --> 00:33:39,521 I still listen to it. 754 00:33:40,438 --> 00:33:42,065 I made it a playlist. 755 00:33:42,148 --> 00:33:43,316 You did? 756 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,110 Yeah. 757 00:33:45,819 --> 00:33:49,197 I am so sorry to interrupt. Truly, I am. 758 00:33:49,281 --> 00:33:51,491 But this Xavier grudge goes pretty deep. 759 00:33:51,575 --> 00:33:55,120 - So, what do you gotta say for yourself? - I have-- 760 00:33:56,204 --> 00:33:57,789 I have this to say. 761 00:33:57,872 --> 00:33:59,749 Yes! Come on! 762 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:02,627 - What is that, Band-Aids? What the hell? - [Culp] Oh, my God. 763 00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:06,923 Look. All right. This is real evidence I found myself in the trash. 764 00:34:07,007 --> 00:34:08,508 - Ew. - Yeah, that's nasty. 765 00:34:08,592 --> 00:34:11,678 Whoever wrote this killed Xavier, all right? 766 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,264 Ripped this up and threw it in the trash. 767 00:34:14,347 --> 00:34:16,974 It's pretty damning. 768 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:18,309 [Danner] Mmm. 769 00:34:18,393 --> 00:34:22,314 "I'm coming for ya. You're gonna see this is payback for what you did to me." 770 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:25,025 - Yikes. - "Now's your time to feel the pain. 771 00:34:25,108 --> 00:34:28,193 What goes around comes around again." 772 00:34:28,278 --> 00:34:29,695 Oh, my God, and this rhymes. 773 00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,405 - Let me see this. - Hmm. 774 00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:34,910 This ain't nothing but lyrics that Xavier wrote that are garbage, 775 00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:36,327 and he trashed them. 776 00:34:36,411 --> 00:34:37,412 These lyrics suck. 777 00:34:37,495 --> 00:34:41,374 I mean, "pain" rhyming with "again"? 778 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:42,876 That's what we call a slanted rhyme. 779 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:46,171 - Where you kinda stretch a word to make-- - Yeah, but this clearly has to be-- Yep. 780 00:34:46,963 --> 00:34:51,092 And… it's a match. Bam. 781 00:34:51,843 --> 00:34:52,969 Shit. 782 00:34:53,053 --> 00:34:54,304 Aniq. 783 00:34:54,387 --> 00:34:57,390 [whispers] Xavier wrote "diarrhea" on your neck, right? 784 00:34:57,474 --> 00:34:59,851 That's the reason why you didn't get the handwriting sample. 785 00:34:59,935 --> 00:35:01,645 Because he died. He perished. 786 00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:03,563 Yeah, I know. Thanks. Thanks, buddy. 787 00:35:03,647 --> 00:35:05,565 You know, I wanna be on your side. 788 00:35:05,649 --> 00:35:09,194 But you make that very hard for me. And I know you've been hiding a lot. 789 00:35:09,277 --> 00:35:12,489 Everybody seems to be hiding something. Isn't that right, Detective? 790 00:35:12,572 --> 00:35:14,324 You trying me right now? 791 00:35:14,407 --> 00:35:19,788 No. Look, this guy's story shows that everybody here hated Xavier. 792 00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:20,872 [all speaking] 793 00:35:20,956 --> 00:35:24,960 Look, my point-- Okay, my point is, anybody could've gone upstairs before me. 794 00:35:25,043 --> 00:35:26,878 Like, say… [sighs] 795 00:35:27,879 --> 00:35:28,880 …me. 796 00:35:29,798 --> 00:35:31,091 Zoë, what are you doing? 797 00:35:31,174 --> 00:35:34,219 No. Uh, not like you. That's not what I meant. 798 00:35:34,302 --> 00:35:35,887 How do you know I didn't do it? 799 00:35:36,388 --> 00:35:38,139 I mean, you haven't heard my story yet. 800 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:40,725 But we know you don't have a grudge against Xavier. 801 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:43,311 Well, 802 00:35:43,395 --> 00:35:45,355 I didn't at the beginning of the night.