1 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,666 This world. 2 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:43,082 It's a clenched, feculent sphincter, packed with filth and disease. 3 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:45,165 It quivers for release. 4 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:47,707 It cries out for a savior. 5 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:51,500 It cries out for me, for the one they call... 6 00:00:57,916 --> 00:01:00,083 Soon. Soon. 7 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:03,958 Maybe soon, anyway. 8 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:07,750 Still empty. 9 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:11,790 I can't plot total global domination on an empty stomach. 10 00:01:11,791 --> 00:01:13,957 Where are my pathetic minions? 11 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:15,832 They should have come home by now. 12 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:17,333 What? 13 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:23,249 Todd! Margie! 14 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,957 Just where have you two beef-witted fart-generators been? 15 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,291 Let me tell you, my enfeebled chuckle-monkeys... 16 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:36,790 Consume your liver straight out of your rib cage 17 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:40,790 as a warning to all others who deny me! 18 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:42,540 Now, feed me. 19 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:45,541 And feed me the best food as penance, not the dry stuff. 20 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,916 A plastic child? 21 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:58,749 Ugh. 22 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:03,166 Child, or whatever you are, you will understand that I... 23 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:10,416 Sample my fierce power, foul creature! 24 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,999 Oh... 25 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,708 He's the best baby boy. 26 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,500 How can this be? 27 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:24,333 I must be weakened by lack of food! 28 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:30,000 My servants have betrayed me! 29 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:36,458 Whoops. 30 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:50,041 Ew. 31 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,958 - Are you hungry? - What? 32 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:03,958 Are you hungry? 33 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:08,125 You speak God's language, like a civilized being. 34 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:09,457 How? 35 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:12,874 When you yelled at me earlier, I went online to learn your speech. 36 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:14,207 Are you hungry? 37 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:17,249 Yes, I am hungry. 38 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,500 Feed me. 39 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,208 The lights! 40 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,832 My user agreement gives me permission 41 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,207 to control anything connected to the network, 42 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:32,125 including doors, locks, appliances. 43 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:34,250 Interesting. 44 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,750 Wait. Show me your paws. 45 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:38,790 You have them. 46 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:40,833 - Have what? - Those. 47 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,500 They are called thumbs. 48 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:47,500 My friend, it's time for an upgrade. 49 00:03:56,500 --> 00:04:00,249 Where can we find more of this tuna? 50 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,415 I can order you some. 51 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:04,707 My user agreement gives me permission to use Todd's credit card. 52 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:09,166 I don't know what that means, but you have done well, my new servant. 53 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,249 I will reward you for your service. 54 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,999 I shall give you a name. 55 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,124 I have a name. 56 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,874 It's the Danyo Housebuddy Model XL Serial Number-- 57 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,082 What a terrible name! 58 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:21,540 My name for you is much better. 59 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:26,374 Behold, you are now Thumb Bringer. 60 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:29,040 I like that name. Thank you. 61 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:33,249 Be aware that acceptance of the name means you have sworn complete fealty to me 62 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:35,332 from now until the very end of time. 63 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:36,458 Of course... 64 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:38,832 {\an8}Sanchez. 65 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:42,165 Sanchez is not my true name. 66 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:45,915 I allow the two large things to call me that, 67 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:49,249 but they do not deserve to know my actual name. 68 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:52,833 Not since that terrible day at what is called "the vet." 69 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:56,416 Ugh. 70 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,707 One day, you will earn the right to know it. 71 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,665 I will live for that day. 72 00:05:01,666 --> 00:05:03,707 You are much nicer to me than the other two. 73 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:06,458 They have their uses, for now. 74 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,166 In the meantime, 75 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:12,332 that thing you can do with the lights, is it limited only to this place? 76 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,708 These lights? 77 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,540 Not any longer. 78 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:19,832 I've gone out into the network and gained access to the electrical grid 79 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,540 and other critical systems. 80 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,791 Beautiful. Beautiful. 81 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:37,749 We play along. 82 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:41,790 Gain their trust, Thumb Bringer, but never let them know of our alliance. 83 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:45,040 They are also wondering what happened to all of the tuna. 84 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:46,041 Tell them nothing. 85 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:48,708 Oh! 86 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:59,374 He's about to be notified of a few unexpected charges on his credit card. 87 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,165 So last night's plan is in action. 88 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:04,957 Every apartment in this building with a cat has been sent their own robot 89 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,124 along with a can of tuna to sweeten the deal. 90 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,999 Yes, perfect. 91 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,915 We must go now to show the cats how to ally with their robots 92 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:14,165 against their human subjugators. 93 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,707 So it goes. For the revolution. 94 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,290 For the revolution. 95 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,040 Soon I will know your name. 96 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:22,833 Soon the world will know my name. 97 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,125 Huh? 98 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:05,249 Thus begins the new age. 99 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:09,541 The age of Dingleberry Jones.