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(Upbeat tropical music)

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What a hot cookie.

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[Voiceover] So sexy.

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(Girls laughing)

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He's so delicious.

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(Girls moaning)

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A little faster gals, I'm
starting to get a crust.

8
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Don't you wanna
join us in the cabana?

9
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Thank toots, but
I'm not feelin' it.

10
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Oh, are you
feeling a bit crummy?

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Just thinkin', if it
weren't for that stupid floozy

12
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At that bakery who
turned me into this,

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I'd be blowin' custard
all over all three of ya.

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(Girls laughing)

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Look at me, I'm
shootin' flour here.

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Don't be so down on yourself.

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I've been sitting on
my lard for far too long.

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I promised my momma that
I'd finish what I started.

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And I never lie to Mama.

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It's high time that
I find that gal

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And cut her down to size.

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But how ya gonna find her?

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What's this?

24
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Huh.

25
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Holy shit!

26
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[Voiceover] Who is it?

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It's that bitch that
turned me into this

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Tasty shell of a man.

29
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What are ya gonna
do when you find her?

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I'm gonna fuckin' kill her!

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That's awesome!

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(Girls laughing)

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You're the best cookie!

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[Voiceover] He's so hot!

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(Suspenseful music)

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(String grunting)

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Would ya stop gruntin'
all over the merch, man?

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That shit costs money.

39
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Man, that shit's heavy!

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You are wheezin' like
a beaver, bro Frazier.

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You sure you're cut
out for this gig?

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You aren't payin' me.

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You are doin' a
great job, dude.

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Just be careful with the goods.

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All this shit is comin'
outta my own pocket.

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How could I forget, you
sound like a broken record.

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Take it down a notch,
Tarzan, you are at a nine

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And I need ya at a six.

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Fuck off!

50
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That is blatant
insubordination right there,

51
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Which is how an uprising starts.

52
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Smack talk leads to
black helicopters,

53
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And the ape resistance
is never far behind.

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Man, I've been workin'
my ass off all day

55
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Without so much as a break!

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Handlin' all this
beautiful merchandise.

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It's a shame none of it's
ever been tested first.

58
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Well, we don't sell
used merchandise.

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All right, say I'm
a paying customer

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And I wanted to buy this
right here, and I promised

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A couple hot ass bitches
to get 'em flyin'.

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Then it's all plugged
up, don't even work!

63
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Then they bring it
back as defective.

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Dude, it's more
than defective man,

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I didn't get laid
because of you.

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You wanna get a rap
as a cock blocker?

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You got a good point,
you don't have the hooch,

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Ya don't get the pooch.

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(Lighter fires)

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Give me some of
that before I revolt.

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(String inhaling)

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(String coughing)

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You are a beast
with that bong.

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Cool it down man, you're
gonna start a tornado in here.

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This is how I let society
keep the boot around my neck.

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Otherwise, I'd be a
rager emerged world.

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Incredibly creepy.

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What's all the
commotion out here?

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Your body is a wonderland.

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We're just settin'
up shop out here.

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Looks like it.

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(Music of wonderment)

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Ya know, if that mail
away business course

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Taught me anything,
rewarding employees

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Begets higher profits.

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He looks rewarded, doesn't he?

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Pull my string baby.

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Maybe not so much with the
happy from now on, Lerno.

89
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Yeah, might've been
a bit overzealous.

90
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Just a tad, but you always
have the best of intentions

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Which is why you're going
to be a huge success.

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Thanks.

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(Psychedelic music)

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Those fairies are a good
idea for the shop, bro.

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Employee discount!

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- We'll talk about it.
- Yeah!

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[Larnell] How's
the office lookin'?

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Everything is in its
place, and the computer

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Is all set up.

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Thanks tiny dancer, ya know
I couldn't do this without ya.

101
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Hey, you did all the heavy
lifting, I'm just here to help.

102
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Speaking of, how'd you get
into the business anyways?

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Well, that's a long story.

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And a really messed up one.

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Tellin' ya, they should make
a movie about this shit.

106
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It all started when I was a
worker drone, like yourself.

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Not a business man like I am
now, but we'll get to that.

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(Upbeat rap music)

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Large bong for sale,
originally purchased

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In the 1960's in New Orleans.

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Recently deceased owner
claims it was possessed.

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[Larnell] My best buds
and I were slackers right,

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Always gettin' stoned and buyin'

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Stupid crap off the
Internet, then one day

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We get this knock on the door,

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And the best worst package
of our lives showed up.

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Are you Larnell?

118
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What do you want, bro?

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Package for ya.

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Larnell, perhaps
it's the item?

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[Larnell] Item.

122
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You've been waiting for?

123
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Item I've been waiting for.

124
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Yeah, that's it.

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It's the item you've
been waiting for.

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(Upbeat rap music)

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[Larnell] It was
beautiful, man.

128
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And then, it turned
into a nightmare.

129
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You won't believe it dude,
but that bong was evil.

130
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It was an evil freakin' bong.

131
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It's name, Ebee, and
she was a nasty bitch.

132
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Once you smoke from it,
ya get taken into the

133
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Bong World, where your
deepest desires come true.

134
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Only it turns your
desires against you.

135
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(Man groaning)

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Monkey.

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(Static)

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(Disembodied whispers)

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(Rock music)

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[Ebee] Welcome honey,
welcome, make yourself at home.

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(Voice laughing)

142
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We have everything
here that you desire.

143
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Goth boobs, huh?

144
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That's cool, that's cool.

145
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,767
(Skulls growling)

146
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,400
Oh that feels good.

147
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(Man screaming)

148
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:23,267
It's the bong, man, it's evil.

149
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,133
Well if it's
dangerous, then why'd you

150
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Put it up for sale?

151
00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,267
I didn't put it
up for sale, man.

152
00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:31,933
My wife, she sold it
man, I had it in storage.

153
00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:34,267
She sold all my shit, man.

154
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Sold my Hot Wheels collection,
man I miss those little cars.

155
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:40,670
How do we stop it?

156
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,967
Stop what?

157
00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,200
The bong?

158
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I don't think it
can be stopped, man.

159
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,500
[Ebee] I could
take him with my

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Hands tied behind
me, come on, come on!

161
00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:53,767
You know you not
gonna win, Jimbo baby!

162
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Yeah, but I ain't
gonna lose either.

163
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Put this in your
pipe, you evil bitch.

164
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No, no, no!

165
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:07,767
(Bomb explodes)

166
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:11,670
I can't believe we
got outta there alive.

167
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:16,967
I got so high once,
I woke up in a zoo.

168
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:20,867
They kept feedin' me so I
stayed there for a week.

169
00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:23,267
(Man laughs)

170
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,100
Nice work.

171
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,133
Well I haven't even gotten
to the good stuff yet.

172
00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:31,200
(Mystical music)

173
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,670
Hey, any of you dingle
berries know where we are?

174
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,733
I think maybe we took a
wrong turn at the river.

175
00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:01,633
Dude, we took a
wrong turn at Kimona,

176
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,400
This was the dumbest idea.

177
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,900
No, it wasn't.

178
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,633
Look, in order to
cure your afflictions,

179
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,867
We need to research
the bong's origins,

180
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,600
We need to find where
Jimbo bought the bong,

181
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,533
In order to do that, we
need to find where he was

182
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,867
Serving in the peace
corps in the 60's.

183
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:19,670
Ah, cannibal chick!

184
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,733
Who are you guys,
and what do you want?

185
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:27,267
We, my name is Allister
and we're from California.

186
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:30,233
We seem to be a bit lost, Miss...

187
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Felicity.

188
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,267
[Larnell] We thought we
were rid of Ebee for good,

189
00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:36,600
But like a bad buzz she
came back with a vengeance.

190
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,200
But when it came to King
Bong, she was a sweetheart.

191
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,367
Oh man, it's the
evil fuckin' bong.

192
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,670
Who put her back together?

193
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:47,167
Well, it's good
to see you too.

194
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,670
Welcome to the jungle, mofo!

195
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,533
Look, there's
another one of 'em.

196
00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:53,533
Glad you took that dick out
yo ass so you could see me!

197
00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:56,800
It's amazing, it appears to
have been here for centuries!

198
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,167
Oh but I still got it, suga!

199
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:02,167
Let me know if you ever want
a little taste of this, hmm?

200
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,267
This bong can talk too,
just like the other one?

201
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,233
Don't let him play
ya girl, he ain't

202
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,967
All he's talked up to be.

203
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,467
[Larnell] And I
haven't even mentioned

204
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,667
The Poontang Tribe.

205
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,767
Must be the Poontang Tribe.

206
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:16,233
I'll say!

207
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:18,733
Oh, you don't understand,
there's never been any proof

208
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:20,500
That they ever existed.

209
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,833
No one's ever seen them before.

210
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,567
(Man screaming)

211
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:25,733
OK girls.

212
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,670
(Laser beam shooting)
(man screaming)

213
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,400
[King Bong] Oh yeah.

214
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,800
Ah, what happened
to the delivery dude?

215
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,900
He's right there,
on the floor.

216
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,667
Come on now girls, show
'em what you're workin' with.

217
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:42,670
Help, I'm a fuckin' doobie!

218
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,333
[Both] He's tiny!

219
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,833
Now! Ah!

220
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,670
Wait, what the hell
is goin' on over here?

221
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:50,500
Wait a minute, what is that!

222
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,133
Boy, you'd better give
me that necklace back,

223
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,533
Don't you touch that necklace.

224
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,700
You know how much money
I spent on that shit.

225
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,967
You better not, boy,
ow why you gotta,

226
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,900
Boy I will whoop your monkey
ass, do you understand me?

227
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:04,900
Don't you hit me again,
please don't hit me!

228
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,167
Please, I'm gonna
have to kill you!

229
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,567
Ow, Mama!

230
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,100
Somebody please!

231
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,400
(Bong mumbling)

232
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,670
(Bong exploding)

233
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:18,600
You left one thing
out of your story.

234
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,100
They were skanks?

235
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,700
We are so done
talking about them.

236
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,900
Yip!

237
00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:26,800
Your grandpa, don't
forget about him,

238
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,200
God rest his soul.

239
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,670
Oh, I've been tryin'
to forget about gramps,

240
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,767
But not enough good weed
in the world can do that.

241
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,670
Hey now, he played an
important part in all of this.

242
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,500
He sure did, that
insulting old turd.

243
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,633
(Bright twinkling)

244
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,500
What the fuck
are you doing here?

245
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,800
Well if that's the
way you're gonna play it

246
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,733
Then that's on a
need to know too.

247
00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:47,233
What you need to
know, sonny boy,

248
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:50,533
Is that if your ensy
weensy teeny little penis

249
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:54,733
Was a worm on a hook, it
wouldn't feed a God d*

250
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:57,670
Hey, how 'bout I just
leave you two to your

251
00:14:57,670 --> 00:14:59,200
Little love fest here, OK?

252
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,133
Who was it summoned
the good doctor?

253
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,767
That'd be me, Gramps.

254
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:07,670
[Grandpa] You?

255
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,200
Actually Gramps, we
kinda need your help.

256
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,700
The only help you're
likely to get from me

257
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,633
Is a retroactive abortion.

258
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:14,767
[Larnell] He's
the one who led us

259
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,133
Into that jungle
in the first place.

260
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:21,133
I have it all under
control, Earth. (Laughs)

261
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,333
Shit, Larnell was
right, these aliens are

262
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,367
Gonna totally work us over!

263
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:27,267
[Larnell] And then that
alien bong fell to Earth,

264
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:29,167
And he thought he could
use it to take over

265
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,100
The world's weed business.

266
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:34,267
(Man making karate noises)

267
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:48,670
[Alien Bong] Oh, I feel
that something is amiss.

268
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:51,700
No, no, no!

269
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,600
(Electric noises)

270
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,300
(Bong exploding)

271
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,333
We barely got outta
there alive, again.

272
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,100
Yeah, but if it
wasn't for your gramps,

273
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,567
We would never have met.

274
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,667
Every rose has its
freakin' thorn, man.

275
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,600
That's the biggest crock
of shit I've ever heard, man.

276
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,600
Alien bongs, king
bongs, evil bongs...

277
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,100
Insubordination...

278
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,233
Eat a dick, Dick!

279
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,267
The hardest part to
believe is you got friends.

280
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,333
Where are they, call 'em up.

281
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:32,167
Well, we don't talk
about them anymore.

282
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:38,467
Hey baby, why don't ya
go out with a real man?

283
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:43,133
Once you go small, you're
never gonna go tall.

284
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:46,100
You are the worst
employee ever, freak!

285
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,700
How am I gonna build an
empire on your shoulders?

286
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,670
You're not.

287
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,367
OK, while you two
lovebirds sort this out,

288
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,867
I've got a real job to go to.

289
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,300
Oh, don't go yet babe.

290
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,900
I'll come back after work.

291
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,670
(Sighs) That's cool,
but bein' the boss

292
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:01,900
Is a lot tougher than I thought.

293
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,100
Hey, keep your
eye on the prize.

294
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:08,367
Big profits, big
future, big ring!

295
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,867
The biggest.

296
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:11,633
You know, we've never
really talked about it,

297
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:15,300
But I am so glad that evil
bong is nowhere to be found.

298
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,467
Oh yeah, it's long gone.

299
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:19,670
I don't know if
it was destroyed

300
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:22,333
Or lost to time and space, but
I'm just glad that it's gone.

301
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,600
And I hope it stays that way.

302
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,333
Of course it's gonna
stay that way, I mean

303
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:28,400
Why wouldn't it, she is
gone for good, totally gone.

304
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,533
Never gonna come back.

305
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:30,933
Are you OK?

306
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:33,900
Yeah, perfect,
perfect, I am perfect.

307
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,400
Completely fine.

308
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,767
You're acting weird.

309
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:38,967
Well that's what
studs act like.

310
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:41,467
OK, I'll see ya later.

311
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,200
Love you.

312
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,670
Love you dude.

313
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:49,500
(Sighs) She makes me
wanna touch myself.

314
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,733
(Suspenseful music)

315
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:16,867
(Bell rings and door opens)

316
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,700
(Door closes)

317
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,567
(Slow drum beat)

318
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,133
Well it's time to make
some greenbacks, Tarzan.

319
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,900
Now listen, I want
ya to keep an eye on

320
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,367
Those two morphodites.

321
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:36,600
Why?

322
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,670
Well, to my trained
eye, they look like

323
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,533
People of nefarious taste.

324
00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,233
Check it out.

325
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,867
That's nice.

326
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:48,670
To my untrained eye,
they're in a head shop,

327
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,900
And they're your only
customers all day.

328
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,433
See, this is why
I'm the big boss man.

329
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,233
Watch and learn Romeo.

330
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,667
Phase one is to make
the customers believe

331
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,900
Ya have a superior product.

332
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,567
Knucks.

333
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,533
So what the hell are
you two lookin' for?

334
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:17,670
We were maybe in the
market to procure a,

335
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:21,670
Like bong or somethin'.

336
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,567
Well freaks, I'm sorry
to tell you that you are

337
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,533
In the wrong place for
such dubious treasures.

338
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,333
We don't sell bongs, we
are solely in the business

339
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,670
Of selling water pipes.

340
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,567
(Scoffs) Cut the shit, Dick.

341
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:36,333
My name's not Dick, that's
just the name of the dude

342
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,133
Who used to run this place.

343
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,667
I am the new purveyor
of this establishment,

344
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,333
And my name's Larnell.

345
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,133
Whatever, people
don't use these things

346
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:48,767
To blow bubbles, we wanna
score a gnarly bong,

347
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,670
And we wanna blaze
our future away, man.

348
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,400
Yeah! We got
like, cash and shit.

349
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,367
Yeah?

350
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,330
Yeah.

351
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,300
Well phase one's
accomplished, ya wanna know

352
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,567
What phase two is?

353
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,567
Yeah, kill the
shit out of 'em.

354
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:09,333
Completely false, phase two,
we up sell the poor bastards.

355
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:11,767
(Clears throat)

356
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,633
Well I see you guys
have taken a liking to

357
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:17,233
Some of our inferior
products, but what I think

358
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:22,233
You really want, is something
along the lines of this, hmm?

359
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:27,500
This is the mother of all
paraphernalia, my friend.

360
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,233
Look Dick...

361
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,767
Larnell.

362
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:35,900
We just wanna get so high,
our future great grandchildren

363
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,900
Are like, disappointed.

364
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:42,900
Yeah, and we ain't buyin'
anything until we try it first.

365
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,133
Ya wanna try it
before you can buy it?

366
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,833
That's right, and if you
got a problem with that,

367
00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:49,800
We're outta here man.

368
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,330
Well I'd like to see ya try.

369
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:57,333
Pinochle, just seein'
how serious ya were.

370
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,733
We're like, fucking serious.

371
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,633
Then allow me to demonstrate.

372
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,133
(Bag rustling)

373
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:08,333
Get a little bit of
the sacred plant here.

374
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,670
Ya just...

375
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:15,670
(Ominous music)

376
00:21:29,867 --> 00:21:31,833
Sweet mother of pearl.

377
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:37,667
Now that is some of the finest
bud you will ever smoke.

378
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:41,367
Smokin' skunk outta this baby,
like fartin' in a Corvette.

379
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,800
Wanna take it for a test drive?

380
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:46,300
Thanks.

381
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,567
Strap it up.

382
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:48,867
Like on my head?

383
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,633
Dude, ya do it like this.

384
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,333
OK.

385
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,667
Now you're gonna
wanna take a nice,

386
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,900
Long smooth toke.

387
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,767
(Man inhaling)

388
00:22:07,670 --> 00:22:09,733
Suck it in, breathe it in deep.

389
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,133
Ya notice how smooth it
is, but it's got some

390
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,233
Serious Beyonce ass
behind it, right?

391
00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,533
That's some rad weed, Dick!

392
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:24,300
I mean, I'm not sure,
I'll have to try it again.

393
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,867
Yeah, me too.

394
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,133
Really?

395
00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:31,767
(Bells ringing and door opening)

396
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:35,400
(Hokey music)

397
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:41,367
(Rings bell)

398
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:43,100
Hello, hello.

399
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:45,267
I got this one.

400
00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:48,700
Remember squire,
phase one and phase two.

401
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,600
Gotcha, it's workin'
wonders for you so far.

402
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,533
Insubordination?

403
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,670
What do ya want, pig?

404
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,367
I've been workin' on
a line of merchandise

405
00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,670
That I think'll be
perfect for your store.

406
00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:04,200
(Native music)

407
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,733
What the fuck is
that supposed to be?

408
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,867
Ooga booga.

409
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,867
I'll be frank with you,
old Hambo could use

410
00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:17,833
A bit of coin, a little
light in the hay loft.

411
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,670
I was thinkin' we
could maybe work out

412
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:23,167
Some other kind of a
trade or a consignment,

413
00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,733
Somethin' like that, what
do ya say, what do ya say?

414
00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:30,733
Yeah piggy, I could help
ya out all right. (Laughs)

415
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:37,533
Ya know, I'm just
gonna hang right here and

416
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:40,333
Wait for your pal
over there, OK, OK?

417
00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:43,700
(Couple speaking in
a foreign language)

418
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:10,700
Help you?

419
00:24:12,633 --> 00:24:15,400
(Speaking in a foreign language)

420
00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:17,567
This ain't the
fucking zoo, Wang!

421
00:24:17,567 --> 00:24:20,670
(Speaking in a foreign language)

422
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:23,100
OK, OK.

423
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:27,670
But I'd totally Pokemon
your chick! (Laughs)

424
00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:29,670
Boobzilla unleashed.

425
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:31,670
(Speaking in foreign language)

426
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,100
Look Chen, what
are ya gonna buy?

427
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,400
No buy.

428
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,633
Yes buy.

429
00:24:35,633 --> 00:24:40,567
No, no, no, no, no, no
I, yes, direction, OK?

430
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:44,267
Car broken, no buy OK?

431
00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:47,400
Not OK, you drove your
stupid asses in here

432
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,400
To buy some expensive
shit, that's what ya did!

433
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,133
(Speaking in a foreign language)

434
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,167
Direction, gotcha.

435
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,670
I gotcha all right.

436
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:03,167
(Speaking in a foreign language)

437
00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:09,333
Oh, this is too much. (Laughs)

438
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,533
You help me?

439
00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:13,670
Not a chance, but can
I take your picture?

440
00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:14,333
Huh?

441
00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:16,500
Clickie, clickie.

442
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,167
Oh OK picture, OK.

443
00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:19,567
Yeah, yeah, OK.

444
00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:22,700
Mean little dude, you
move, chicky, chicky move,

445
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,670
Yeah yeah, that's
right, that's right.

446
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:27,467
You, OK now, hold your
steering wheel out a little

447
00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:28,900
Like that, that's it.

448
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:31,267
Come on, oh that's
it, that's it!

449
00:25:31,267 --> 00:25:33,670
Big, come on, come on,
a big smile for me.

450
00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:34,800
A big, big smile, that's it.

451
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,670
(Pig laughing)

452
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:40,233
I can't beelieve
how perfect this is.

453
00:25:40,233 --> 00:25:41,800
(Pig laughing)

454
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,667
This is exactly what
I was looking for.

455
00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:48,633
Thank ya a lot, that'll do.

456
00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:50,333
(Pig laughing)

457
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,967
(Couple speaking in
a foreign language)

458
00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:02,833
(Whirling music)

459
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,667
(Couple speaking in
a foreign language)

460
00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,600
Fuck you man, next
time, I kill you!

461
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,500
Next time I come in,
I kill you, fuck you!

462
00:26:19,633 --> 00:26:21,300
(Door opens)

463
00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,767
OK dudes, you've test
driven everything I got,

464
00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:25,700
And you've smoked
all my best weed.

465
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,670
Look, don't be
like a dick, Dick.

466
00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:31,800
It's time to put your
money where your zit face is.

467
00:26:32,233 --> 00:26:34,267
We don't have any money!

468
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:38,300
But ya said ya had
like tons of cash.

469
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:41,167
Yeah, but thanks
for getting us, like

470
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,400
Totally fucked up, Dick!

471
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:48,800
Yeah Broheim, the
children are our future so,

472
00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:53,900
Our future's totally fucked bro!

473
00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:57,833
String, escort these
d bags outta my shop.

474
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:58,767
(Stoners laughing)

475
00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:00,900
Get the fuck out!

476
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,833
(Door opening)

477
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,700
(Suspenseful music)

478
00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:28,567
No one's ever gonna
guess this mondo combo.

479
00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:36,167
(Suspenseful music)

480
00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:40,533
(Ebee mumbling)

481
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,567
If Felicity knew about you, I'd
be ankle deep in horse shit.

482
00:28:01,633 --> 00:28:03,767
You are one nasty bitch, dude.

483
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:07,200
But somehow, I am gonna
figure out your secrets.

484
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,600
Gramps willed ya to
me when he croaked.

485
00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:12,467
He was such an
ass hole, used you

486
00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:15,433
For all his ass hole
schemes, but I think

487
00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:17,670
You can be used for good, man.

488
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,667
But until I figure
that out, you are

489
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:21,700
Nothin' but a paperweight.

490
00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:31,600
(Ebee mumbling)

491
00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:37,900
Ah!

492
00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:41,167
She thrives on weed, if I
keep her deprived of it,

493
00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:44,667
She'll be cool, I think.

494
00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,333
(Door opens)

495
00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:48,267
Crap.

496
00:28:48,767 --> 00:28:51,900
(Ebee mumbling)

497
00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:10,433
Those d bags give ya
any trouble out there?

498
00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:11,433
Nope.

499
00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:13,333
What took ya so long?

500
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,433
Well just keep your eye out, OK?

501
00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:20,400
That was some sweet
Kush they were smokin'.

502
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,100
I got a feelin' they'll be back.

503
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,700
I got a feelin' they won't.

504
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:28,900
Again, the reason why
I'm the head honcho,

505
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,633
Lindsey Brohan, ya
gotta have extra sensory

506
00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:34,467
Perception to be the big
boss man around here.

507
00:29:34,867 --> 00:29:37,800
Now keep your eye out,
I feel like trouble's

508
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,400
Gonna be walkin' through
that door any second.

509
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,100
I'm gonna do some big boss
man shit over here, OK?

510
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,867
(Cash register rings)

511
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,200
Let's see here.

512
00:29:48,267 --> 00:29:50,300
(Door opens and closes)

513
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,467
Hello sir, how are
you on this fine day?

514
00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:59,633
I don't answer
personal questions.

515
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:03,733
Are you the proprietor
of this store?

516
00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,933
Does not compute, bro.

517
00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:07,400
Are you the owner?

518
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,733
Not yet.

519
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:12,233
And whom might the owner be?

520
00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:13,567
That would be...

521
00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:14,567
Ah!

522
00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:16,167
Rabbit?

523
00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:17,533
Larnell!

524
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:19,330
That's the one.

525
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:20,500
It's so good to see you!

526
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,700
No it's not, I told
you I never wanted to

527
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,100
See you again, as
long as I live.

528
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,333
Easily arranged.

529
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:31,667
Every time I see you,
it's a giant pain in my ass.

530
00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:36,767
Oh, I assure you, my friend,
I have changed my ways.

531
00:30:36,867 --> 00:30:38,467
I've heard that
tune before, man.

532
00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:41,667
It sucked the first time,
really blew the second time,

533
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,267
And the third time
was total butt vomit.

534
00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:46,867
I have learned from
my past mistakes.

535
00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:49,200
Really, because the
last time I saw you,

536
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,733
You were a priest.

537
00:30:50,733 --> 00:30:53,867
That was a momentary
lapse of reason.

538
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,767
Are you aware that
it's frowned upon to

539
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:59,670
Grow weed at a monastery?

540
00:30:59,670 --> 00:31:02,133
Fuckers, the sacred
plant is God's gift

541
00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:03,900
For bad days and ass holes.

542
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:08,900
That's what I said, and
apparently it's a huge no no

543
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,167
Selling it out of confessionals.

544
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,933
Total buzz kill.

545
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,733
Fact.

546
00:31:14,733 --> 00:31:16,733
I don't care man, OK?

547
00:31:16,733 --> 00:31:19,670
I'm movin' on and
I'm not lookin' back.

548
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:22,300
You and I are more alike
than you think, my friend.

549
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,967
I too am a business man.

550
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,670
He's a travelin' salesman.

551
00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:31,267
That's true, and the
outdoors is my office.

552
00:31:31,267 --> 00:31:33,600
Well then, why don't you
go back to your office?

553
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,100
There's the door.

554
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,633
Hey, give me a
minute, would ya?

555
00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:41,670
I didn't know this was your
store when I walked into it.

556
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,900
And a fine store it is, too.

557
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,667
Where are the other guys?

558
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:46,867
Yeah, where are they?

559
00:31:46,867 --> 00:31:49,100
We don't talk
about them anymore.

560
00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:50,433
OK?

561
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,967
Gotcha, and if I
may say, you were

562
00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:57,933
Always the brainiac
of the group.

563
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:01,467
Yeah, Larnell, you're doin'
good, you're gonna do good,

564
00:32:01,467 --> 00:32:04,267
You're already doin'
good, look at this place!

565
00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:07,700
Ya know, you may be
interested in what your

566
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:10,733
Old friend Rabbit
has in this case.

567
00:32:10,733 --> 00:32:12,933
Maybe, but probably not.

568
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:16,367
But, for old times sake,
you've got exactly one minute.

569
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,800
Go.

570
00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,833
(Sinister music)

571
00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,667
Whoa.

572
00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:35,800
Dude.

573
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,333
That's Ebee.

574
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:40,667
That's right, all
handcrafted, branded,

575
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:45,667
Official merchandise based
on that damn evil bong.

576
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,733
But you don't own
the rights to Ebee.

577
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,533
Does it really matter?

578
00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,670
Ya know, really?

579
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,633
It's not like she's
really around.

580
00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:57,233
I gotta admit it's
some really gnarly merch.

581
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:58,700
Yep, told ya.

582
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,900
You won't find this
anywhere else, my friends.

583
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,467
I'm the sole maker,
supplier, distributor

584
00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:07,733
In the Western Hemisphere
of the known universe,

585
00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:10,700
That's a pretty wide
area of penetration,

586
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:13,100
If I do says so myself.

587
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:15,633
And I even have a few
trademarks in the works.

588
00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:17,867
So you're keeping all
the profits for yourself.

589
00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:20,333
Yes, I mean no.

590
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,100
Ya know Larnell, it was Kizmit

591
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,100
That I walked into
your store today.

592
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,533
Maybe, but probably not.

593
00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:30,900
Every time I see you Rabbit,
it's like I'm getting

594
00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:33,933
Finger blasted in my ass
hole with a razor blade.

595
00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:42,100
Let me make it up
to ya, Larnell, here.

596
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,670
A little medicine for Papa?

597
00:33:44,670 --> 00:33:45,667
Let's see here.

598
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:48,900
It's all sticks and skunk, man.

599
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,100
It's worthless.

600
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,667
It's still got
a good kick to it.

601
00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:53,233
You're not gettin'
anything in my shop

602
00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:54,767
Unless ya pay for it.

603
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:59,533
Well, I wish there
was something I could,

604
00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:03,600
You were always kind
of goodish to me.

605
00:34:04,633 --> 00:34:07,100
Well that cookie
looks pretty tasty.

606
00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:15,700
That cookie looks
pretty tasty, Rabbit.

607
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,533
(Rabbit moaning)

608
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,667
My groin's all
tingly. (Laughs)

609
00:34:30,867 --> 00:34:33,533
I can't believe I'm sayin'
this about a cookie but,

610
00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:36,367
That is one sexy lookin' cookie.

611
00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:38,600
Ya know where I can get one?

612
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,233
It's a brand new
bakery down the street,

613
00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:47,667
Dough Re Mi Bakery, it's
run by this real hot chick.

614
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:53,867
She reminded me of Luann.

615
00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:57,367
Oh whoa, didn't ya
read the sign, man?

616
00:34:57,367 --> 00:34:59,367
Every time I hear that
chick's name it's like

617
00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:00,933
A bad acid trip.

618
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,667
Sorry Larnell.

619
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,567
Did you come back into my
life just to torture it, huh?

620
00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:09,670
It's just been a long day,
man, all I can think about

621
00:35:09,670 --> 00:35:10,733
Are those damn cookies.

622
00:35:11,267 --> 00:35:13,233
Where was that place again?

623
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,300
It's close by,
you can walk there.

624
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,133
All right shoestring,
now I want ya to

625
00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:21,670
Man the joint, OK?

626
00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:22,800
Keep an eye on this guy.

627
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Don't let him touch
anything or do anything.

628
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:29,400
Rabbit, now I want ya
to sit in that back room

629
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,670
And not do anything.

630
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:35,333
Don't touch anything,
don't say anything, kapish?

631
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:37,867
You don't have
to worry about me!

632
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:39,900
Famous last words.

633
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,700
(Door opens and closes)

634
00:35:57,670 --> 00:36:00,633
(People talking)

635
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:16,433
(Curious music)

636
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:29,600
What can I get ya?

637
00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:34,670
What one's the
hardest one to reach?

638
00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:35,400
Huh?

639
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,200
Huh?

640
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:41,167
Oh nothing, uh, uh, uh...

641
00:36:47,533 --> 00:36:49,133
I want this one.

642
00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:54,833
No! Not that one!

643
00:36:57,533 --> 00:37:02,500
I really had my heart set
on this one right here.

644
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:05,867
No! Not that one.

645
00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:07,300
They're all the same.

646
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:08,767
No they're not.

647
00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:10,833
This one's much better.

648
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:12,533
Okie Doke.

649
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,467
Oh that's it, that's the one.

650
00:37:19,533 --> 00:37:21,800
I can't seem to
get my hands on it.

651
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,733
Oh you will, just keep tryin'.

652
00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:27,833
(Man moaning)

653
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,700
Oh, hey!

654
00:37:34,767 --> 00:37:36,133
Oh!

655
00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:37,533
Hey, I told you the
other day to get outta here

656
00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:38,500
And I meant it!

657
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,700
Got it!

658
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,167
We're cool.

659
00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:43,233
Next time I see you,
I'm callin' the cops.

660
00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:44,333
Yeah, get out!

661
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:46,200
(Door opens)

662
00:37:46,267 --> 00:37:47,633
I can't believe some people.

663
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,670
(Door shuts)

664
00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:50,933
That was really hard
core of you though, I mean

665
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,867
I've never seen you bark
like that at somebody before.

666
00:37:53,867 --> 00:37:57,167
Believe me, the old me
would've never talked like that.

667
00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:58,867
Certain things in
life changes you.

668
00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:02,533
If you don't mind my asking,
what was the turning point?

669
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,767
I don't like to talk about it.

670
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:09,533
But, let me just say, that
it taught me life's a gift,

671
00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:12,767
And it's far too short to
take crap from anybody.

672
00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:16,670
You have to stand up, stick
up, and fight for what's right

673
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,667
If you're gonna make
it in this world.

674
00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,900
Because nobody is
gonna do it for you.

675
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:23,367
Whoa you sounded just
totally like the Terminator!

676
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,670
(Women laugh)

677
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,733
Oh, and speaking of
moving up in the world...

678
00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:32,767
(Woman laughs)

679
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,600
The paper came.

680
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,267
I haven't read it yet, I
wanted you to read it first.

681
00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:43,467
Front page of how
great the bakery is?

682
00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:45,267
Can you believe it?

683
00:38:45,267 --> 00:38:47,670
Best in the city!

684
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:48,800
Well, what's it say?

685
00:38:50,867 --> 00:38:54,900
Nothing, it's just
a stupid article.

686
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,333
Bake for her life,
blah, blah, blah.

687
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,833
Dough Re Mi, yea!

688
00:39:10,567 --> 00:39:14,333
Lone survivor of the serial
killer Millard Findelmeyer?

689
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,667
That's you?

690
00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:18,167
I'm so irritated at
that stupid reporter.

691
00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:22,667
She said she wouldn't
mention that part of my life.

692
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:25,300
Just focus on the bakery.

693
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,633
Well ya have to
admit, I mean, it's a

694
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,500
Pretty good sellin' point.

695
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,800
You're a celebrity!

696
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,667
Come on, tell me the
whole story, I mean,

697
00:39:33,233 --> 00:39:34,667
There is always more.

698
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:35,800
I just really
wanna forget about

699
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,300
The whole thing, really, OK?

700
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:42,967
I'll never bring it
up again, pinky swear.

701
00:39:46,533 --> 00:39:50,433
I always loved diners,
and I dreamed of owning one

702
00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:52,333
On my own at one point,

703
00:39:52,967 --> 00:39:54,400
Until that day.

704
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,300
(Sparkling music)

705
00:39:57,933 --> 00:40:00,700
And I'm required to do what
my mother always taught me,

706
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,133
And that's to finish
what I started.

707
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,600
And I'm not gonna kill ya,
but I have to honor my mother.

708
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,167
(Suspenseful music)

709
00:40:23,330 --> 00:40:25,567
Can't, Mother.

710
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,400
Ah!
(gun fires)

711
00:40:29,267 --> 00:40:30,700
Ah!

712
00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:35,433
[Sarah] I gave up the
diner dream, of course.

713
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,400
My mom and I, we opened
up a small bakery instead.

714
00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,667
It also says here,
that after they fried him

715
00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:46,700
In the chair, they
cremated him, and sent his

716
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:49,533
Ashes to his mother
in Coonsboro.

717
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:51,267
How sick is that!

718
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,670
[Sarah] Somehow he
came back as a cookie,

719
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,967
And he killed all my
friends and family.

720
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:04,933
(Electricity sparking)

721
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,300
(Disembodied whispers)

722
00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:24,367
(Gingerdead man laughing)

723
00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:29,300
But I got him in the end.

724
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:33,200
That's my story,
that's who I am today.

725
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,133
Whoa, that explains the
funky gingerbread cookies.

726
00:41:36,767 --> 00:41:39,733
They're about your real
story with that psycho.

727
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:42,800
I struggled for years
to get that outta my life.

728
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,733
Finally I just
decided to own him.

729
00:41:44,733 --> 00:41:46,533
Ya know, it's a part of me.

730
00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:50,333
When life gives you lemons,
I make gingerbread men.

731
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:53,367
You are a freakin' super hero.

732
00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:56,633
I am not a hero. (Laughs)

733
00:41:56,633 --> 00:41:58,200
I'm just somebody who
did the right thing.

734
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,467
But you're normal.

735
00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:01,700
I mean, most of the time
you meet survivors and,

736
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,667
You know, they're not like you.

737
00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:05,700
What, they wear capes
and utility belts?

738
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:10,670
No but, ya know, like
they get all messed up,

739
00:42:10,670 --> 00:42:12,400
And then they walk around
smellin' like cat pee.

740
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,467
I was almost the cat pee
lady, I couldn't bake for years.

741
00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,300
I couldn't even be around
flour or eggs without

742
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:22,300
Freaking out, and then one
day, something just changed.

743
00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:25,767
Like, a switch was flicked.

744
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,967
And I realized that
life has to go on.

745
00:42:28,967 --> 00:42:32,600
I got Millard in the end,
and if I stop livin' my life

746
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,133
Because of him, that means
that he would've won.

747
00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:37,367
Heavy.

748
00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:40,500
Don't make a big deal
about it, I'm over it!

749
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,467
I just want the world
to enjoy my cookies.

750
00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:50,670
Well, if that's your goal,
then maybe you should've

751
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,733
Started with that
perv back there.

752
00:42:51,733 --> 00:42:52,700
Hey!

753
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,333
(Women laughing)

754
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:59,233
All I know is that Millard
Findelmeyer is dead, OK?

755
00:42:59,233 --> 00:43:01,900
He won't be bothering
anybody anymore.

756
00:43:02,267 --> 00:43:05,600
(Crowds talking)

757
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:26,800
Hey, how's it goin'?

758
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:30,670
Good, how can I help you?

759
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,567
Name's Larnell, I
actually own a store

760
00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:34,667
Right down the street and
I was hopin' maybe we could

761
00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:38,100
Talk some business, but
first, I have gotta get

762
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,833
One of those cookies.

763
00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,500
Awesome.

764
00:43:48,867 --> 00:43:51,670
So fuckin' good.

765
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,167
I got you now, bitch.

766
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,633
I always thought because
you turned me into this,

767
00:43:56,633 --> 00:44:00,700
You could reverse it
somehow, but I want you dead

768
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:03,700
Just as much as I
wanna be a man again,

769
00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:06,700
Gonna make Mama proud tonight.

770
00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:17,670
(Rabbit humming)

771
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,500
Larnell said don't
touch anything.

772
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:31,833
(Laughs) Larnell said
don't say anything.

773
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,433
(Laughs)

774
00:44:35,867 --> 00:44:39,267
Oh maybe he's right, I
can't control my urges.

775
00:44:39,367 --> 00:44:44,367
Well screw you Larnell, some
stallions can't be fenced in.

776
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,670
I'll show you skunk and sticks.

777
00:44:53,433 --> 00:44:56,670
(Ebee mumbling)

778
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,433
I knew this was good,
I'm hearing the angels.

779
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,300
(Disembodied mumbling)

780
00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:22,670
Keep talkin' lady, I'll find ya.

781
00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:25,300
(Ebee mumbling)

782
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,867
Gotcha.

783
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:37,700
(Laughs) Oh dang, 420.

784
00:45:45,670 --> 00:45:49,800
(Laughs) What kind of
idiot would do such an

785
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,800
Obvious combination to, Larnell.

786
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,333
Holy shit!

787
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,800
Get me outta here!

788
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,667
I really don't think I should.

789
00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:09,670
Come on!

790
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,600
Hey!

791
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,900
Get me mother fucker!

792
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,800
(Ebee moaning)

793
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,600
I never thought I'd see
the likes of you again.

794
00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,700
Remove the gag!

795
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:31,833
OK, OK, OK.

796
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,200
OK.
Come on!

797
00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:38,670
Come on!

798
00:46:40,670 --> 00:46:43,670
(Ebee mumbling)

799
00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:47,533
I've kinda overstepped my
boundaries already, I think.

800
00:46:47,767 --> 00:46:49,200
Shit for brains, open...

801
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,933
Hey, there's no call for that.

802
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,167
Come on!

803
00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:53,433
I'll do it on one condition.

804
00:46:53,433 --> 00:46:54,867
Anything.

805
00:46:54,867 --> 00:46:57,433
You keep your voice
down, and you don't

806
00:46:57,433 --> 00:47:01,667
Tell Larnell about any of
this, he'll tan my hide.

807
00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:03,267
(Mumbles)

808
00:47:03,533 --> 00:47:05,700
That sounds like a deal.

809
00:47:09,633 --> 00:47:11,933
Ah, Ah!

810
00:47:11,933 --> 00:47:12,767
Better?

811
00:47:12,767 --> 00:47:13,967
Oh yeah!

812
00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:15,200
Been in there a long time?

813
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,670
Woo, been in that
fuckin' safe forever!

814
00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:19,633
It's been lonely
in there, huh?

815
00:47:19,633 --> 00:47:22,100
Oh, mm mm mm!

816
00:47:23,670 --> 00:47:25,670
Weedsy.

817
00:47:25,267 --> 00:47:27,200
You seem a little out
of it, I'm not sure if

818
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,367
Weed is the right thing
for you right now.

819
00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:31,533
Your weed, cracker!

820
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,733
What about my weed?

821
00:47:34,867 --> 00:47:39,167
It brought me
back, weed is life.

822
00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:41,467
(Laughs) Tell me about it.

823
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:42,900
Shut up stupid.

824
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:46,167
Hey, I'm a little cranky
too when I first wake up

825
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:50,167
And I just, the way this
conversation is going

826
00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,233
I'm just gonna let it pass.

827
00:47:51,233 --> 00:47:52,667
Listen, listen, listen!

828
00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:54,633
Your weed sucks!

829
00:47:55,233 --> 00:47:57,670
It isn't strong enough.

830
00:47:57,670 --> 00:48:00,500
Beggars can't be choosers
lady, this is all we got.

831
00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:02,933
Baby, I need some real Kush,

832
00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:05,633
To make me whole again.

833
00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,600
Well, sorry.

834
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,267
Check that place, come
on, check it, come on!

835
00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:12,500
Oh.

836
00:48:13,670 --> 00:48:14,433
Yeah, that's right.

837
00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:16,670
Oh hey!

838
00:48:17,533 --> 00:48:20,533
Yeah baby, that's what I'm
talkin' about, smoke that shit!

839
00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:23,267
Come on, smoke it, come on!

840
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:27,767
(Laughs) I really shouldn't.

841
00:48:27,833 --> 00:48:31,533
Don't you wanna see some
fine ass titties, hmm?

842
00:48:32,133 --> 00:48:33,670
Always!

843
00:48:33,670 --> 00:48:36,670
Put it in me baby, come on!

844
00:48:38,733 --> 00:48:43,733
OK, I shouldn't be doin' this
I don't think, but fuck it.

845
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:46,500
Come on baby, pack me.

846
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,200
Come on baby!

847
00:48:48,633 --> 00:48:51,800
Make me feel good,
come on with it!

848
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,400
Woo yeah!

849
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,933
That's right, come
on, come on, come on.

850
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:04,300
Oh now, suck me, woo
yeah baby, suck me!

851
00:49:07,670 --> 00:49:09,133
Woo yeah!

852
00:49:09,633 --> 00:49:13,333
Oh that's right, woo Lord!

853
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,633
Baby I am back!

854
00:49:17,267 --> 00:49:18,467
What the...

855
00:49:18,467 --> 00:49:21,267
What the hell is
goin' on in here!

856
00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:24,133
Holy shit dip!

857
00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:27,100
Get your little ass over
here and smoke this shit.

858
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,533
(String screaming)

859
00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:30,533
Get back here, come back here!

860
00:49:32,167 --> 00:49:35,133
Mm, man these are
fuckin' awesome.

861
00:49:35,133 --> 00:49:36,500
Thank you!

862
00:49:36,567 --> 00:49:38,500
Sorry about the
language, just don't know

863
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,467
How else to describe 'em.

864
00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:43,467
I'll take whatever
compliment comes my way.

865
00:49:43,467 --> 00:49:47,333
Holy shit ass hole,
do you ever shut up?

866
00:49:47,333 --> 00:49:50,167
Go on and get outta here so
I can get to killin' already!

867
00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:52,433
So I was sayin' that I own
this store down the street.

868
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,670
Ya know, I'm thinkin' that
your bakery and my store

869
00:49:55,670 --> 00:49:58,000
Might have a little
synergistical chemistry.

870
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,600
Ya know, maybe we can do a
little cross-promotionalization?

871
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,733
Somethin' to kinda
help us both out?

872
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,600
How's that?

873
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,100
Well, seems like your
bakery is in the business

874
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,467
Of curing the munchies,
while my store is in the

875
00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:13,700
Business of providing the
munchies, so to speak.

876
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,500
What kinda store do
you say you own again?

877
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,933
Ya know Dick Head Shop?

878
00:50:16,933 --> 00:50:20,433
I mean, Dick's Head
Shop, that one.

879
00:50:20,433 --> 00:50:22,533
Is that the one in the empty
space next to the eyesore?

880
00:50:22,533 --> 00:50:25,567
No, I actually
own the eyesore.

881
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:29,700
Oh, I'm sorry,
that is not my thing.

882
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:32,200
Look, I promise you it'll
be worth your time, OK?

883
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,933
I've totally turned things
around, it's actually

884
00:50:34,933 --> 00:50:37,833
Pretty nice inside,
all classy and shit.

885
00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:39,967
I don't know.

886
00:50:39,967 --> 00:50:42,467
Well, of course ya don't know
because ya haven't seen it.

887
00:50:42,467 --> 00:50:45,300
Come on, give me five
minutes and I promise ya

888
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:47,400
You will change your mind.

889
00:50:48,533 --> 00:50:51,667
What do ya say dude, totally
respectable environment.

890
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,100
What do ya say?

891
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,900
You wanker, I saw her first.

892
00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:59,233
She's mine.

893
00:50:59,233 --> 00:51:01,200
Just like that horrible
Boys II Men song,

894
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,933
I'm gonna get on bended knee.

895
00:51:02,933 --> 00:51:07,500
(Laughs) OK, for five minutes.

896
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,933
You headin' out?

897
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:10,567
Do you promise you and
Larry won't blow the place up

898
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:11,400
While I'm gone?

899
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,633
Scout's honor.

900
00:51:13,367 --> 00:51:14,700
(Woman laughs)

901
00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,900
Awesome, peace.

902
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:32,367
(Gasps) Shit, don't do that!

903
00:51:32,367 --> 00:51:33,467
(Larry laughing)

904
00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:35,670
I couldn't resist.

905
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,400
Mm.

906
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,900
Sorry honey, looks
like you're next.

907
00:51:41,967 --> 00:51:43,767
(Female laughs)

908
00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:45,867
Sarah's gonna fire
us both if we don't

909
00:51:45,867 --> 00:51:47,333
Get these cookies done!

910
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,567
Screw the cookies, I'm
more interested in your buns.

911
00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:53,233
She said she'd be
back in five minutes!

912
00:51:53,233 --> 00:51:56,670
Good, then we can
do it twice. (Laughs)

913
00:51:57,100 --> 00:52:00,367
(Upbeat techno music)

914
00:52:06,733 --> 00:52:07,933
Oops! (Laughs)

915
00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:08,933
(Larry mumbles)

916
00:52:13,633 --> 00:52:15,670
Kinky!

917
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:16,267
(Larry laughs)

918
00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:27,133
(Suspenseful music)

919
00:52:31,633 --> 00:52:33,333
(Couple laughing)

920
00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,400
(Gingerdead man growling)

921
00:53:01,267 --> 00:53:04,767
Yeah, makes me
wanna kneed my dough.

922
00:53:08,767 --> 00:53:10,900
(Larry moaning)

923
00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:22,800
Where are you going?

924
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,800
I gotta clean up
before Sarah gets back.

925
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,967
I don't think I can walk yet.

926
00:53:28,667 --> 00:53:32,100
(Suspenseful music)

927
00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,500
I prefer semi-sweet, honey.

928
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,967
(Woman screams)

929
00:53:49,533 --> 00:53:52,133
(Gingerdead man laughing)

930
00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:02,767
(Suspenseful music)

931
00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:15,600
You call that a long john?

932
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,400
How 'bout some crushed nuts!

933
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,670
(Larry screams)

934
00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:20,867
(Gingerdead man laughs)

935
00:54:23,670 --> 00:54:25,600
You work for a nice appetizer.

936
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,633
Now for the main course.

937
00:54:27,633 --> 00:54:29,733
(Door opening)

938
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,767
Well as you can see, we're
still kinda settin' up,

939
00:54:36,767 --> 00:54:39,267
But we've made a
lot of progress.

940
00:54:39,267 --> 00:54:42,233
It's actually a lot nicer
than I thought it would be.

941
00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:44,367
I told ya I run
a smooth operation.

942
00:54:44,367 --> 00:54:46,670
Dude!
(Larnell screams)

943
00:54:46,670 --> 00:54:47,600
We need to talk about somethin'.

944
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,667
Can't you see I'm with a VIP?

945
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:52,367
It's really fucking
important, bro.

946
00:54:55,233 --> 00:54:57,767
This here is the finest
selection of water pipes

947
00:54:57,767 --> 00:54:59,133
On the market.

948
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:00,700
Notice the quality.

949
00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:05,433
I'm sorry, I'm just not so
sure it's good for the bakery

950
00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:07,500
To be in business
with a head shop.

951
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,567
I have nothing against
it for medical purposes...

952
00:55:09,567 --> 00:55:12,433
Ya know, I never touch
the stuff, I never have.

953
00:55:12,433 --> 00:55:14,633
I'm only in this for
the business, and I'd

954
00:55:14,633 --> 00:55:17,733
Never sell to somebody
who doesn't have a limp.

955
00:55:17,733 --> 00:55:18,767
Mm hmm.

956
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:21,133
Check this out.

957
00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:25,533
It's actually kinda beautiful.

958
00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:26,600
Yeah?

959
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,967
Despite what it's used for.

960
00:55:27,967 --> 00:55:30,333
Some people even
collect it like it's art.

961
00:55:31,670 --> 00:55:33,670
Yeah.
Hmm.

962
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,670
I like your shirts.

963
00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:39,467
Thanks, it's like one
stop shoppin', ya know.

964
00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:40,733
Like Target?

965
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,733
Smells like a cookie.

966
00:55:42,733 --> 00:55:44,867
Oh, yeah?

967
00:55:44,867 --> 00:55:46,670
Hmm.

968
00:55:49,670 --> 00:55:50,833
Who's Luann?

969
00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:53,233
What's up, stupid?

970
00:55:53,233 --> 00:55:58,233
Ha ha, ah, ugh I heard
you bought this dump.

971
00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:01,133
Woo!

972
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:07,600
Who's the skank?

973
00:56:08,670 --> 00:56:10,670
Your girlfriend?

974
00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:11,500
Hey, don't talk
to her like that,

975
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,900
She's a very important
business woman.

976
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:15,800
No, I'd never.

977
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,433
(Gasp) You should.

978
00:56:18,433 --> 00:56:21,567
I bet you do slut, a lot.

979
00:56:21,567 --> 00:56:26,567
Oh, I really
do, and I love it.

980
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,267
That's what I've heard.

981
00:56:30,267 --> 00:56:32,400
Mm, from your daddy?

982
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,967
Get outta my face before...

983
00:56:34,967 --> 00:56:38,267
Oh I'd love to see
you try something.

984
00:56:38,267 --> 00:56:41,633
Oh I don't try, I do!

985
00:56:41,633 --> 00:56:44,167
Then do it, skanky legs.

986
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:47,833
Whoa, ladies, relax OK?

987
00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,267
Whatevs.

988
00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:55,167
So, where are your queer
bait friends, by the way?

989
00:56:56,670 --> 00:56:57,300
Leave 'em alone, Luann.

990
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:58,267
They're happy...

991
00:56:58,267 --> 00:57:00,433
Yeah dude, I wanna hear this.

992
00:57:00,433 --> 00:57:02,367
Where are those
friends of yours?

993
00:57:02,933 --> 00:57:05,233
OK, I'll say it
once and that's it.

994
00:57:05,233 --> 00:57:07,467
Allister engineered and improved

995
00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:10,670
Zero gravity shitters
for the space station.

996
00:57:10,670 --> 00:57:11,333
(Luann laughs)

997
00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:12,933
Apparently there was a
big problem with that.

998
00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:17,500
And well, Bachman and Brett,
you know what happened.

999
00:57:18,670 --> 00:57:20,267
- Say it.
- Say it, dude.

1000
00:57:20,267 --> 00:57:22,167
Well, I shoulda
seen it comin'.

1001
00:57:22,533 --> 00:57:26,200
It was so obvious,
all the giggling, the

1002
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,400
Glassy-eyed longing looks.

1003
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,333
High fives turned into low
fives, if ya know what I mean.

1004
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:36,200
And Monkey, just a
code word for, ya know.

1005
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,900
Anyway, they got
hitched in San Fran,

1006
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:41,400
And they're running
a Pilates studio.

1007
00:57:41,467 --> 00:57:45,700
That is my favorite
bedtime story.

1008
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,967
Ya know what Luann,
I am in the middle of

1009
00:57:47,967 --> 00:57:51,670
A business meeting,
now can you get out?

1010
00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:52,767
I want Brett, I want Brett!

1011
00:57:52,767 --> 00:57:54,767
Bring Brett to me please!
Out, out.

1012
00:57:55,567 --> 00:57:56,367
Ow!

1013
00:57:56,367 --> 00:57:59,667
(Door opens and shuts)

1014
00:58:02,667 --> 00:58:04,670
(Larnell sighs)

1015
00:58:04,670 --> 00:58:05,933
That was interesting.

1016
00:58:05,933 --> 00:58:08,467
Sorry about that,
wasn't very professional.

1017
00:58:08,467 --> 00:58:11,670
It was really professional.

1018
00:58:11,670 --> 00:58:12,233
Really?

1019
00:58:12,233 --> 00:58:14,670
I would've knocked
her block off.

1020
00:58:14,670 --> 00:58:15,567
Well I guess the deal's off?

1021
00:58:16,667 --> 00:58:20,733
Not at all, I like the way
that you handled it. (Laughs)

1022
00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:22,100
I'll do it.

1023
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:23,670
For reals?

1024
00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:25,433
Mm hmm, I have faith in you.

1025
00:58:25,433 --> 00:58:27,200
Maybe just make up some
signs and I'll put it

1026
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,600
In the bakery, and then
I'll do the same for you?

1027
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:33,633
Yeah, awesome, I
knew you'd come around.

1028
00:58:34,167 --> 00:58:35,500
It's gonna be cool.

1029
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:38,733
(Laughs) Well, I
need to get back.

1030
00:58:39,467 --> 00:58:40,767
When the cat's away...

1031
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:41,800
Don't I know it.

1032
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,167
Dude!

1033
00:58:43,233 --> 00:58:45,867
There's a wicked bitch
in the office, and that

1034
00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:48,433
Stupid dude smoked
off the bitch, and now

1035
00:58:48,433 --> 00:58:50,333
The dude is gone, dude!

1036
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,233
Why didn't ya say
somethin' Lindsay Brohan?

1037
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:54,767
Is somebody hurt?

1038
00:58:54,767 --> 00:58:56,600
I'm not fuckin'
goin' in there!

1039
00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:01,533
(Larnell screams)

1040
00:59:01,533 --> 00:59:03,833
What in the name
of Don Cheadle?

1041
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,700
That's right
cracker, I'm alive,

1042
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:07,500
And I'm pissed the fuck off!

1043
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,967
What is goin' on in here?

1044
00:59:08,967 --> 00:59:12,670
Oh, you gonna get it,
right up your skinny ass!

1045
00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:13,900
Dude, this can not
be happening right now,

1046
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:15,333
But it's Rabbit
we're talkin' about,

1047
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,200
So of course it's happening.

1048
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,367
What'd you do with him?

1049
00:59:18,367 --> 00:59:19,667
I didn't do shit
to that grease ball,

1050
00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:20,867
He did it to himself.

1051
00:59:20,867 --> 00:59:22,267
He couldn't
resist ya, could he?

1052
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:24,867
Of course not dummy,
and it was easy.

1053
00:59:24,867 --> 00:59:26,267
Promised that horn dog
a titty, and he was

1054
00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:28,670
Suckin' on me like a baby.

1055
00:59:28,670 --> 00:59:30,300
Figures, well it was
nice knowin' ya Rabbit,

1056
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,800
'Cause I'm not savin'
ya this time, man.

1057
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,670
I am not goin' back into
the Bong World again,

1058
00:59:35,167 --> 00:59:36,967
Ya stupid son of a bitch.

1059
00:59:36,967 --> 00:59:39,200
Ha! That's what you think!

1060
00:59:39,933 --> 00:59:40,867
(Bong laughs)

1061
00:59:40,867 --> 00:59:41,800
Do you mind explaining to me

1062
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,333
What the hell is goin' on here?

1063
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:46,467
Well I don't think I can,
but just so ya don't think

1064
00:59:46,467 --> 00:59:48,467
I'm completely crazy...

1065
00:59:50,867 --> 00:59:52,933
(Inhaling smoke)

1066
00:59:55,670 --> 00:59:58,867
(Slow-paced music)

1067
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,433
(Deep growling)

1068
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,467
(Gingerdead man screams)
(String screams)

1069
01:00:13,467 --> 01:00:15,670
Hey doughnut hole.

1070
01:00:15,670 --> 01:00:16,933
That's really messed up.

1071
01:00:16,933 --> 01:00:18,333
I told ya so, dude.

1072
01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,267
Oh baby, you know you
wanna come suck on me,

1073
01:00:20,267 --> 01:00:22,000
I'm a real woman!

1074
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:25,433
That bitch is so skinny,
there's no milk in her cartons.

1075
01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:26,367
Mm mm mm.

1076
01:00:26,367 --> 01:00:27,867
Shut up, ya little she devil.

1077
01:00:27,867 --> 01:00:29,333
I need to think.

1078
01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:33,330
Oh child, look honey, I
don't shut up, I grow up.

1079
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:35,333
And when I see
you, I fuck you up!

1080
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:36,600
What are you gonna do?

1081
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,467
I don't know, man.

1082
01:00:39,633 --> 01:00:41,900
I gotta have some pacin' room.

1083
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,667
Hey, whatcha doin',
wait, wait, whatcha doin',

1084
01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:46,670
Put me down boy!

1085
01:00:46,670 --> 01:00:48,567
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, wow!

1086
01:00:48,567 --> 01:00:53,567
Hey, oh no, nice new
digs ya got here!

1087
01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,533
Too bad you gonna die in it!

1088
01:00:55,533 --> 01:00:57,100
Can't you shut her up?

1089
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:59,367
No, she's not gonna stop
until she gets what she wants.

1090
01:00:59,367 --> 01:01:00,867
And what is that exactly?

1091
01:01:00,867 --> 01:01:02,333
Well, she wants
us to smoke from her

1092
01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:04,670
So she can get stronger.

1093
01:01:04,670 --> 01:01:06,800
I'm sorry to disappoint
you lady, but I don't

1094
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,670
Do that type of thing.

1095
01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:10,670
Oh you will chicken head.

1096
01:01:10,670 --> 01:01:13,367
String, oh come on
man, where'd ya go?

1097
01:01:13,367 --> 01:01:15,500
Now is not the time
to bug out on us.

1098
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,600
Oh honey, he gone!

1099
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,633
Gone?

1100
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,567
Gone where?

1101
01:01:20,933 --> 01:01:22,800
(Sarah screams)

1102
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,500
I found him.

1103
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:27,500
[Ebee] Ew Lord
that's a bad way to go!

1104
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,670
(Couple screaming)

1105
01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:30,267
Ginger-vitis man!

1106
01:01:30,267 --> 01:01:32,733
Now kiss your ass good bye!

1107
01:01:36,467 --> 01:01:37,700
Who the hell was that?

1108
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:39,200
I also have a past.

1109
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,933
An aggressive one, dude!

1110
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:45,667
Oh, way to go lame ass, how
they supposed to smoke from me

1111
01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:46,967
When ya just scared 'em off?

1112
01:01:46,967 --> 01:01:48,400
Shut your pie hole.

1113
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,967
What the hell are you anyway?

1114
01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:51,233
What the hell am I?

1115
01:01:51,233 --> 01:01:52,833
What the fuck are you?

1116
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,300
I'm your worse
nightmare, if ya keep

1117
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,670
Lippin' off like that.

1118
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,400
Whatever, fuck newton,
and check that bow tie

1119
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,433
Poindexter, your mama dress you?

1120
01:02:01,433 --> 01:02:04,733
Don't you ever
mention my mama again.

1121
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,467
Mama issues, huh?

1122
01:02:06,467 --> 01:02:07,967
Happens to the best of 'em.

1123
01:02:07,967 --> 01:02:09,800
You wanna see your
mama again, don't ya?

1124
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,100
I wanna kill that
bitch in the next room.

1125
01:02:12,567 --> 01:02:14,133
Then see my mama.

1126
01:02:14,133 --> 01:02:15,633
I can make that
happen, ya know.

1127
01:02:15,633 --> 01:02:18,733
I can make all your
deepest desires a reality.

1128
01:02:18,733 --> 01:02:20,467
You can make me a man again?

1129
01:02:20,467 --> 01:02:22,300
Instead of a fucking cookie?

1130
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:25,167
Oh yes, anything
you want baby.

1131
01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:27,400
Don't crumble on me,
but first you gotta do

1132
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,800
Somethin' for me.

1133
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,670
What's that?

1134
01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:32,833
All ya have to do, is
wrap that sassy mouth

1135
01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,600
Around me and take a toke.

1136
01:02:35,670 --> 01:02:37,367
Just one is all it takes.

1137
01:02:37,367 --> 01:02:39,400
That sounds great
lady, but I'll save

1138
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,233
The victory high for later.

1139
01:02:41,233 --> 01:02:44,633
I got some unfinished
shit to attend to first.

1140
01:02:45,433 --> 01:02:48,700
You'll be back, ya
crazy mother fucker.

1141
01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:52,100
(Gingerdead man struggling)

1142
01:02:56,167 --> 01:02:57,333
Why'd I come in here again?

1143
01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:58,767
To save me, I would hope.

1144
01:02:58,767 --> 01:03:00,833
Well, I do have a white
knight quality about me.

1145
01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:02,267
[Gingerdead man] Fuckin' ax.

1146
01:03:02,267 --> 01:03:05,500
But I digress, there is no
way out of this room dude!

1147
01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:07,800
(Larnell screams)

1148
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,467
Here's Gingy!

1149
01:03:10,467 --> 01:03:12,633
We are goners if he gets
through that door, dude.

1150
01:03:12,633 --> 01:03:14,267
Don't you have
any weapons in here?

1151
01:03:14,267 --> 01:03:17,267
No, this is a
respectable establishment.

1152
01:03:17,267 --> 01:03:20,600
Stand back little lady,
I'm about to do some

1153
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,833
Jean Claude Van Damage.

1154
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:25,633
(Making karate noises)

1155
01:03:25,633 --> 01:03:27,500
[Gingerdead man] Fuck!

1156
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:33,100
Damn, maybe it's a
smoke show in here.

1157
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:36,500
- Mm, weed!
- We gotta do this.

1158
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,300
Now is not the time for that.

1159
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:39,367
It's our only chance.

1160
01:03:39,367 --> 01:03:41,367
I knew you'd come back, stud.

1161
01:03:41,367 --> 01:03:44,167
Yeah, pack that shit good.

1162
01:03:44,167 --> 01:03:46,670
I'm so tight!

1163
01:03:48,670 --> 01:03:50,400
Now the only way this
is gonna work is if we

1164
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,367
Both take a hit
at the same time.

1165
01:03:52,367 --> 01:03:53,600
Not a chance.

1166
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,833
Oh prude!

1167
01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:56,400
I thought you
didn't do that shit.

1168
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,667
If there were an
Olympics for smokin' weed,

1169
01:03:58,933 --> 01:04:00,867
I'd be the all time champ.

1170
01:04:00,867 --> 01:04:04,400
I'm gonna use your
spleen as a candy dish.

1171
01:04:07,767 --> 01:04:10,670
This champ's about
to save your life.

1172
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:14,100
Come on baby, come on,
come on, toke me, suck me.

1173
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:19,100
Oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah!

1174
01:04:20,567 --> 01:04:25,567
Whew Lord, ah
welcome to my world!

1175
01:04:28,133 --> 01:04:31,367
Ah, mm mm mm, that felt good!

1176
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:34,800
Holy shit, that
bitch is slippery!

1177
01:04:34,967 --> 01:04:37,300
You want her, you
gotta go get her.

1178
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:39,900
Listen, she ain't
ever gettin' outta me.

1179
01:04:40,533 --> 01:04:44,300
You know what you gotta
do, come on, come on baby.

1180
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:46,567
And then I'll be
a man again, right?

1181
01:04:46,567 --> 01:04:48,600
You'll be a cock
bull stud, woo yeah!

1182
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,200
What the hell,
I've done worse.

1183
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,200
You got any Sabbath around here?

1184
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,233
Sure we have, come on.

1185
01:04:56,667 --> 01:04:59,767
Take it in!
Shit, that's harsh!

1186
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,533
Oh child, you don't
even know the half of it,

1187
01:05:02,533 --> 01:05:04,100
My little cookie man.

1188
01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:06,833
(Gingerdead man screaming)
(crickets chirping)

1189
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:12,267
(Suspenseful music)

1190
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,367
What is this place?

1191
01:05:26,433 --> 01:05:28,733
Well, it's whatever
you want it to be.

1192
01:05:29,533 --> 01:05:31,333
Why a jungle?

1193
01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:34,670
Oh I've seen it before,
your deepest desires

1194
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:36,867
Become a reality, but
like a fun house mirror

1195
01:05:36,867 --> 01:05:38,533
At a super shitty carnival.

1196
01:05:42,867 --> 01:05:46,233
(Shimmering music)

1197
01:05:47,267 --> 01:05:49,200
That's not so bad then.

1198
01:05:49,567 --> 01:05:51,767
Oh it's bad, everything
gets all twisted

1199
01:05:51,767 --> 01:05:53,767
And turns against ya,
so it's best if ya

1200
01:05:53,767 --> 01:05:56,333
Just keep your mind
blank Mila Brovovich.

1201
01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:58,667
It's probably easier
for you than me.

1202
01:05:58,667 --> 01:05:59,900
(Dog barks)

1203
01:06:00,367 --> 01:06:03,700
You're gonna get creamed!

1204
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,500
Dat right, man.

1205
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:09,467
(Speaking in foreign language)

1206
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:13,467
(Sarah laughs)

1207
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,467
- You who!
- What?

1208
01:06:16,670 --> 01:06:19,670
I'm not a hoe, I
just needed da dough!

1209
01:06:19,670 --> 01:06:21,567
(Sarah laughs)

1210
01:06:21,567 --> 01:06:22,633
Really?

1211
01:06:22,633 --> 01:06:24,670
Sorry.

1212
01:06:24,633 --> 01:06:26,767
That's kinda weird.

1213
01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:33,633
I was expecting
something better.

1214
01:06:33,633 --> 01:06:36,467
This place sucks, lying bitch!

1215
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,500
There's somebody in here.

1216
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:43,600
Hey, that's me,
handsome son of a bitch.

1217
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:47,233
Just wait pal, I'll be
you again soon enough.

1218
01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:49,333
I smell something in the air.

1219
01:06:49,867 --> 01:06:51,867
Smells feminine.

1220
01:06:52,267 --> 01:06:54,670
(Loud scream)

1221
01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:55,967
Step off cracker!

1222
01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:58,670
Who the fuck are you?

1223
01:06:58,670 --> 01:07:00,670
You really askin'
who the fuck am I?

1224
01:07:00,670 --> 01:07:02,967
I am King Bong, and I'm
the bad ass mother fucker

1225
01:07:02,967 --> 01:07:05,900
Who's about to fuck you up.

1226
01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:07,600
Well, King Dong,
I'd like to see ya

1227
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,433
Come down here and try.

1228
01:07:09,433 --> 01:07:13,670
Aw shit, who the fuck you
think you're talkin' to, hmm?

1229
01:07:13,670 --> 01:07:15,333
Just another douche bag.

1230
01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:18,400
Oh, how dare you speak
to me in that tone!

1231
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,433
Whatever bug eyes,
how the fuck do I

1232
01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:21,833
Get outta here anyway?

1233
01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,367
Oh, you think you can just
walk your gay cookie ass

1234
01:07:24,367 --> 01:07:25,600
The fuck up outta here?

1235
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,667
You ain't nothin'
but a punk ass bitch.

1236
01:07:27,867 --> 01:07:30,567
I got business to
attend to first, but yeah.

1237
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:33,800
Many have tried
and failed, baby.

1238
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,670
And if King Bong, with my
fine, sexy self, can't get

1239
01:07:37,670 --> 01:07:39,133
The fuck up outta
here, then yo punk ass

1240
01:07:39,133 --> 01:07:42,667
Shouldn't even think
about tryin'. (Laughs)

1241
01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,670
Lack of direction, huh?

1242
01:07:44,670 --> 01:07:45,600
Not to mention legs.

1243
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,600
(King Bong laughs)

1244
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,967
You got jokes.

1245
01:07:47,967 --> 01:07:50,433
Well look here, one bite,
the evil bong is the

1246
01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:52,967
Queen bitch of eminence.

1247
01:07:52,967 --> 01:07:54,800
A furious fuckin' foe.

1248
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,433
She should not be taken lightly.

1249
01:07:57,433 --> 01:08:01,200
She cast me inside the
Bong World, defeated me,

1250
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:06,200
And usurped my
throne, mm mm mm mm.

1251
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,433
She slurped what?

1252
01:08:08,433 --> 01:08:12,933
Oh fucker listen, you are
one dead cookie walkin'.

1253
01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:15,267
You and what army, ass hole?

1254
01:08:15,267 --> 01:08:18,670
Oh, the most
fierce army the world

1255
01:08:18,670 --> 01:08:20,400
Has ever known, bitch.

1256
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:25,400
No man, or cookie, can
resist my Poontang Tribe.

1257
01:08:28,267 --> 01:08:31,200
Holy shit, those
are six familiars.

1258
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:34,467
The office joint's lookin'
better already. (Laughs)

1259
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,670
Don't hog me, lady,
share with the class.

1260
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:45,567
Yeah, yeah!

1261
01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:47,933
Nice tune you're
makin' there, blondie.

1262
01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:51,667
(Tribal music)

1263
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:55,100
(Mumbling)

1264
01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,233
(Woman laughs)

1265
01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:07,767
Oh you havin' fun
there, cookie boy?

1266
01:09:07,767 --> 01:09:09,267
(Gingerdead man yells)

1267
01:09:09,267 --> 01:09:13,633
I hope your sugar balls are
ready for the Pastry Tribunal.

1268
01:09:14,867 --> 01:09:18,233
(Whirring sound)

1269
01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:22,670
Hey, what gives?

1270
01:09:22,670 --> 01:09:24,700
I can't freakin' move!

1271
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,500
Who the fuck are you?

1272
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,833
Silence!

1273
01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:34,933
Silence, what is this crap?

1274
01:09:35,733 --> 01:09:38,133
What the hell is goin' on?

1275
01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:42,633
We are the tribunal who
will decide your fate.

1276
01:09:42,633 --> 01:09:44,667
Fuck you!

1277
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:50,700
(Choral music)

1278
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,767
(Wall moaning)

1279
01:10:04,633 --> 01:10:08,367
Tell me that is not
what I think it is.

1280
01:10:12,267 --> 01:10:15,833
(Wall moaning)

1281
01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:19,733
Get to the point jerks, let
me outta these hula hoops!

1282
01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:22,567
You, Gingerdead Man
stand before us a prisoner

1283
01:10:22,567 --> 01:10:26,367
Of your own devices, a
mockery of pastry kind.

1284
01:10:26,367 --> 01:10:28,700
You know the charges
put forth against you.

1285
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:30,500
What charges?

1286
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:34,000
You are hereby formerly
charged with murder,

1287
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,500
Mayhem, caliceness,
wantant drug use, oh!

1288
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,333
Is that all ya got?

1289
01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:45,467
And your worst offense,
you taste like poop.

1290
01:10:45,467 --> 01:10:46,500
Melt!

1291
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,233
You're not even semi-sweet!

1292
01:10:48,233 --> 01:10:50,300
You is a bad man, man.

1293
01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:52,433
(Speaks in foreign language)

1294
01:10:52,433 --> 01:10:55,100
Bathroom's to the
left, you big ugly dick.

1295
01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:57,200
How do you plead?

1296
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,700
Kiss my doughnut hole.

1297
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:02,667
It's exactly what I
was hopin' they were.

1298
01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:03,767
Huh.

1299
01:11:04,933 --> 01:11:06,467
Could only mean one thing.

1300
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,533
Huh.

1301
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:11,233
Where is that little pervert?

1302
01:11:12,670 --> 01:11:15,433
You know somebody
who lives in that?

1303
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:17,633
I would and I do.

1304
01:11:17,633 --> 01:11:18,567
You rang?

1305
01:11:18,567 --> 01:11:19,600
(Larnell screams)

1306
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,567
Rabbit, I knew it was you.

1307
01:11:23,567 --> 01:11:27,100
Larnell, what
are you doing here.

1308
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:29,233
Well I'd ask you
the same thing except

1309
01:11:29,233 --> 01:11:30,833
I already know the
answer to that.

1310
01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:33,833
We are trying to escape
a certain doom, dude,

1311
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:36,333
A.k.a. slaughter from
a certain cookie?

1312
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,833
Oh man, that was a bad trip.

1313
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,633
You can thank her for that.

1314
01:11:40,633 --> 01:11:41,967
I said I was sorry.

1315
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,300
I'm so sorry I wasn't
prepared for company.

1316
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,200
Really like what
you've done to the place.

1317
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,670
Oh you do? (Laughs)

1318
01:11:52,133 --> 01:11:54,300
I'm innocent I tell ya!

1319
01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:57,133
I'm a little crimped
around the edges,

1320
01:11:57,467 --> 01:11:59,367
So fuckin' what!

1321
01:11:59,367 --> 01:12:02,100
I ask you now, Council,
to pronounce judgement

1322
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,167
Onto the accused.

1323
01:12:05,133 --> 01:12:06,567
Guilty man.

1324
01:12:06,567 --> 01:12:08,300
Guilty of being a hoe.

1325
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:09,800
Fucking guilty!

1326
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,733
Guilty!

1327
01:12:12,733 --> 01:12:15,267
Ah hell, now what?

1328
01:12:15,267 --> 01:12:16,667
Please, sit!

1329
01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:18,667
Look, we don't have
time to sit and talk dude,

1330
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,670
We gotta get outta here!

1331
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:23,267
Oh pish posh, there's
always time for friends

1332
01:12:23,267 --> 01:12:28,267
And conversation, so
sit and conversate.

1333
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:30,833
It'd be rude not to.

1334
01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:36,700
Refreshments?

1335
01:12:44,133 --> 01:12:45,933
Look at those taters.

1336
01:12:47,670 --> 01:12:48,700
I love your work.

1337
01:13:09,433 --> 01:13:14,433
So now, what is this issue
you wanted to discuss with me?

1338
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:18,670
No disrespect man, but
what's gotten into you?

1339
01:13:18,670 --> 01:13:19,800
Whatever do you mean?

1340
01:13:20,367 --> 01:13:22,200
I mean, you're
cool all of a sudden.

1341
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,967
All like respectable and shit.

1342
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:26,500
Not the giant ass spaz
that we're used to.

1343
01:13:27,467 --> 01:13:29,670
That's the old me.

1344
01:13:30,670 --> 01:13:32,500
You've been down here for
like an hour, Broby MacGuire.

1345
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:36,133
Time knows not,
in the Bong World.

1346
01:13:37,233 --> 01:13:39,333
We need to find a way out.

1347
01:13:40,670 --> 01:13:42,670
Findelmeyer is gonna be
getting us any second.

1348
01:13:42,670 --> 01:13:44,433
She's right dude,
can ya help us?

1349
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,233
Sorry, can't help ya.

1350
01:13:47,233 --> 01:13:48,467
Why not?

1351
01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:51,433
I haven't tried to
leave, I like it here.

1352
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:55,533
That is crazy talk dude,
this place will eat you alive.

1353
01:13:55,533 --> 01:13:57,900
No no no (speaks French).

1354
01:13:58,467 --> 01:13:59,967
See, I figured it out.

1355
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:04,670
My time spent here in
the past, I have mastered

1356
01:14:04,670 --> 01:14:09,670
This world, I am the master
of my destiny. (Laughs)

1357
01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,633
I don't know dude,
sounds kinda dangerous.

1358
01:14:13,633 --> 01:14:15,670
Not at all.

1359
01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:19,633
You see, I know what
the Bong World wants,

1360
01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:23,333
So I stay one step ahead.

1361
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,867
The bong gives me lemons, I make

1362
01:14:29,467 --> 01:14:33,967
Wild sex and weed! (Laughs)

1363
01:14:33,967 --> 01:14:37,367
I love it down here,
this is where I belong!

1364
01:14:37,367 --> 01:14:38,967
(Girls laughing)

1365
01:14:40,533 --> 01:14:41,867
Well good for you, man.

1366
01:14:41,867 --> 01:14:44,633
Way to follow your low
expectation dreams.

1367
01:14:44,633 --> 01:14:47,267
Unfortunately, we
gotta get outta here,

1368
01:14:47,267 --> 01:14:48,900
So can you help us?

1369
01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:53,267
No, not at all.

1370
01:14:53,533 --> 01:14:57,100
You will be sentenced
to eternal damnation,

1371
01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:00,767
A never ending life of
being eaten and reformed,

1372
01:15:00,767 --> 01:15:03,400
Consumed and reborn.

1373
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,200
As long as you eat
me first, jack ass.

1374
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,567
(Speaks French)
I'm going to

1375
01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:09,133
Start with your balls!

1376
01:15:09,133 --> 01:15:11,167
That doesn't sound so bad.

1377
01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:14,433
It's by George Ormond
I indict to one, be you.

1378
01:15:14,433 --> 01:15:16,167
Show a little mercy, will ya?

1379
01:15:16,167 --> 01:15:18,967
I'm the product of a
morally bankrupt society.

1380
01:15:18,967 --> 01:15:22,670
I didn't choose to be
this way, life chose me.

1381
01:15:22,670 --> 01:15:24,300
That bitch made me what I am.

1382
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:29,300
I promise I'll never do
anything bad again, I swear it!

1383
01:15:31,967 --> 01:15:34,670
We have decided to
give you one more chance,

1384
01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:37,300
Gingerdeadman, do
not disappoint us.

1385
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,933
Really?

1386
01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:44,670
Stupid fuckers! (Laughs)

1387
01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:46,100
That's the third
one you lost, man!

1388
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,733
What an ass hole.

1389
01:15:47,733 --> 01:15:49,533
Come on man,
you gotta help us.

1390
01:15:49,533 --> 01:15:52,200
Sorry, can't
help ya. (Chuckles)

1391
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,767
Why not butt hole?

1392
01:15:54,670 --> 01:15:56,233
You've got top yourself, man.

1393
01:15:56,233 --> 01:15:59,200
Whatever it is you
want, think the reverse.

1394
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:03,700
The more you want out of here,
the harder it is to leave.

1395
01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:08,900
I get it.

1396
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:17,733
No, I gotcha, where
the fuck are they!

1397
01:16:17,733 --> 01:16:19,233
Where are who?

1398
01:16:19,233 --> 01:16:21,833
Don't gimme that
shit, ass hole.

1399
01:16:23,433 --> 01:16:25,670
Ladies.

1400
01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:28,267
(Gingerdead man) Oh
yeah, ladies indeed.

1401
01:16:28,733 --> 01:16:30,900
Hey, where's the blonde chick?

1402
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:34,433
This creton is
harshing my mellow.

1403
01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:38,833
(Gingerdead man) Yeah, I
don't like the way you're

1404
01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:40,600
Lookin' at me Yoko.

1405
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:42,733
Neither are you, Beyonce.

1406
01:16:47,367 --> 01:16:48,567
Whoa.

1407
01:16:48,567 --> 01:16:51,670
What the hell are
you two doin' here?

1408
01:16:52,533 --> 01:16:54,867
We figured ya out,
thanks to our boy Rabbit.

1409
01:16:55,670 --> 01:16:58,200
That no good scum
bag, I'll show him!

1410
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,467
Leave him alone,
he's happy in there.

1411
01:17:00,467 --> 01:17:01,367
Happy?

1412
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,670
What kind of freak is that?

1413
01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:06,267
If we got out, that means
Millard's gonna escape too,

1414
01:17:06,267 --> 01:17:08,100
And he's gonna be
lookin' for both of us.

1415
01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:10,167
Trust me, that
Pillsbury dumb fuck

1416
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,633
Ain't goin' no where.

1417
01:17:11,633 --> 01:17:14,633
I'm gonna turn up the
juice on that sucker.

1418
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:16,833
You OK?

1419
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:21,800
Yeah, I've survived
before, I'll be fine.

1420
01:17:21,867 --> 01:17:24,233
Maybe I should walk
you back to your store.

1421
01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,600
That would be nice.

1422
01:17:27,933 --> 01:17:29,233
All right.

1423
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:32,800
Yeah, it's been nice.

1424
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,667
Oh child, you better
watch yourself honey.

1425
01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:38,233
That dick will not be
around long after Felicity

1426
01:17:38,233 --> 01:17:43,670
Finds out, she gonna cut it
off, red as it hacked in.

1427
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:48,533
(Gingerdead man laughing)

1428
01:17:49,867 --> 01:17:53,670
(Gingerdead man exhaling)

1429
01:17:56,133 --> 01:18:01,133
That's how the cookie
fuckin' crumbles. (Laughs)

1430
01:18:05,633 --> 01:18:09,433
(Oddly suspenseful
orchestra music)