1 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:33,159 One, two, three. 2 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:54,556 - Hey, Grandpa! - Hello! 3 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,104 Here, Grandpa! 4 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:10,488 Hello with you! Happy National Day. 5 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:14,868 Take care, kids. I made them myself. 6 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,830 Did you like it, Kenny? 7 00:01:18,997 --> 00:01:23,168 I'm not hungry, Grandpa. How about a story? 8 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:26,546 Tell one of your good stories! 9 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:31,593 Children always like the story about Scrooge. 10 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,429 - Scrooge? - The one who hates Christmas? 11 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:39,642 This Scrooge hates National Day. 12 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:45,857 - Why does he hate the 4th of July? - The adventure begins on a mountain top. 13 00:01:46,024 --> 00:01:49,903 Far away in Afghanistan. 14 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,039 Mohammed! 15 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:07,462 - Everyone's name is Mohammed, sir. - I have to use the last name. 16 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,714 Hussein! 17 00:02:11,216 --> 00:02:13,301 For God's sake... you? 18 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,851 Isn't that your brother? Why does he vote? 19 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,896 It's not his fault. He is the campaign manager. 20 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:29,359 - What? For whom? - Muhammad Hussein. 21 00:02:29,526 --> 00:02:33,947 Quiet! Okay, everyone… 22 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:37,992 - Who starts? - Me. 23 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,663 Excellent. what is your name young man? 24 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:45,041 - M... - Never mind, sit down. 25 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:50,380 - What did I sign up for? - Courier service. Very well paid. 26 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:54,092 - But, the bike... - What about that one? 27 00:02:54,259 --> 00:03:00,640 - It seems a bit fragile. - Don't worry about it. 28 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:04,727 - If I take some bombs off... - Part of the uniform. 29 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:10,233 It has no brakes. 30 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:15,989 - Don't worry. Allah stops you. - Naturally. 31 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,289 "Allah stops me..." 32 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:39,053 Lord save... you! Go there. 33 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:47,270 I know what's wrong! The idiot forgot to trigger the bombs... 34 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:57,113 At least we have �delivered an unbeliever's car. 35 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,617 It was my car. 36 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:15,215 What is going on here? What is going on here? 37 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:18,092 Why do you vote? in the ungodly choice? 38 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:22,680 We want democracy, freedom and a responsible president. 39 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,058 Mohammed, take care of him! 40 00:04:25,225 --> 00:04:28,144 What in the name of Allah are you doing? 41 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:32,148 I vote due to Bill 12. 42 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:35,443 The marriage must be between man and woman. 43 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:40,615 Or between a man and a handsome man. 44 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:44,327 - Do you vote for it? - Yes, and immigration. 45 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:48,706 We need Mexicans for the jobs the Taliban reject. 46 00:04:56,339 --> 00:05:00,760 The Western ideas are dangerous and must be combated. 47 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:03,263 We are no longer strong. 48 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:07,809 The Americans gave people hope. They vote, women work. 49 00:05:07,976 --> 00:05:12,564 There is a shortage of suicide bombers. The best are dead. 50 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:16,442 We need a new recruitment film. 51 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:20,446 Ours looks... cheap. 52 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,241 MARTYRDOM THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE 53 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:28,288 Our instructional film teaches you everything. Here are Ahmed and Ahman. 54 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,999 They are brothers, but very different. 55 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:33,668 Ahmed knows, that punctuality is important. 56 00:05:33,735 --> 00:05:38,782 He always arrives on time to the scene of the assassination. 57 00:05:40,158 --> 00:05:45,455 - Ahman does everything at the last moment. - Damn it! 58 00:05:45,622 --> 00:05:49,667 Ahmed always checks the address to avoid mistakes. 59 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:54,881 - Ahman does not. - 2518, 2519... damn! 60 00:05:55,048 --> 00:06:00,178 Ahmed wears suitable work clothes, that hides the explosives. 61 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:04,599 Ahman dresses inappropriately. 62 00:06:06,643 --> 00:06:08,728 You are right. It is terrifying. 63 00:06:08,895 --> 00:06:14,442 We must have help by a Hollywood instructor. 64 00:06:14,609 --> 00:06:18,279 But he must hate America. 65 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,116 Everyone in Hollywood hates America. 66 00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:25,787 But an ordinary, stupid instructor won't do. 67 00:06:25,954 --> 00:06:32,752 We need a who really, really hate the USA. 68 00:06:32,919 --> 00:06:35,922 The camera is running. Recording! 69 00:06:36,089 --> 00:06:40,385 I'm in paradise Cuba, where there are hospitals everywhere. 70 00:06:40,552 --> 00:06:45,807 Cuba has the best in the world healthcare. US's is deadly. 71 00:06:45,974 --> 00:06:51,980 This is Bob and Joan Friedman, was hurt during Katrina. 72 00:06:52,147 --> 00:06:58,278 No doctor has made a home visit in their gated Shaker Heights. 73 00:06:58,445 --> 00:07:04,075 Why? We use all the money on the bluff war against terrorism. 74 00:07:04,242 --> 00:07:07,454 We want the same treatment, as your people before. 75 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:11,541 - Stand in line. - Back, gringo. 76 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:15,670 Cuba is known for free prescription drugs. 77 00:07:15,837 --> 00:07:19,132 - What do you have? - Take them here. 78 00:07:19,299 --> 00:07:22,427 - They are peppermint pastilles. - Take two, senor. 79 00:07:23,678 --> 00:07:28,099 Watch out, kid. Free. Now it feels better, right? 80 00:07:28,266 --> 00:07:34,397 Beware, free. In the United States had it cost an arm and a leg. 81 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:38,234 Excuse me. You'll be back on your feet soon, Paco! 82 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:42,697 Cuba is so much more than the pearl of the Caribbean. 83 00:07:42,864 --> 00:07:47,285 This is where you worry about its citizens. It's a paradise! 84 00:07:47,452 --> 00:07:53,833 Now I know that my American friends are in good hands. 85 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,672 Now is the time to say goodbye to all my little, brown friends! 86 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:02,342 - I'm going to the United States. - He said USA! 87 00:08:02,509 --> 00:08:06,513 - He's going to the USA! - He said USA! 88 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:10,225 - Take me! - Take me first! 89 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:14,395 Disappear! 90 00:08:16,064 --> 00:08:19,734 They were so grateful, that they wouldn't let me leave. 91 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,900 People know, how terrible it is in the USA. 92 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,963 They wanted me to to tell everyone about paradise Cuba. 93 00:08:33,035 --> 00:08:35,955 He thought, that everyone loved his movies. 94 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:40,126 Nobody likes documentaries, but they are peaceful to look at�. 95 00:08:42,261 --> 00:08:44,972 Thank you, thank you! 96 00:08:45,139 --> 00:08:48,309 Thank you for the nice reception. 97 00:08:48,476 --> 00:08:56,234 Even more important than the movie is the world's largest peace demonstration. 98 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,654 On Sunday we are going abolish the national day. 99 00:09:01,155 --> 00:09:06,244 - Why does he hate National Day? - He was not invited. 100 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,980 Keep on telling, Grandpa. 101 00:09:09,147 --> 00:09:14,861 We send packages to the soldiers. They are far from home. 102 00:09:15,028 --> 00:09:18,489 They shouldn't be. Shouldn't you be tying the knot? 103 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:23,369 That's how it should be done! Beware. 104 00:09:23,536 --> 00:09:27,999 I'll take three mint chocolates, three caramel... 105 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,501 What are these scout marks? 106 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:37,133 Safety, camp knowledge and good manners. 107 00:09:38,676 --> 00:09:42,805 Because I'm polite to a fat, stupid, fake bastard. 108 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:47,685 - Grandfather, grandfather... - I heard that well. 109 00:09:47,852 --> 00:09:49,937 I didn't say that... 110 00:09:50,104 --> 00:09:54,817 - Fat, stupid, traitors. - You said it. 111 00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:58,321 Now it runs. 112 00:09:58,488 --> 00:10:02,700 A historic demonstration. The most important since Nixon. 113 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:05,912 - Nixon? - A president from the Civil War. 114 00:10:06,079 --> 00:10:10,208 All the great progressive organizations are involved. 115 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:13,920 So far we have: The anti-American dream - 116 00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:18,925 - Vegans against fur, Boys love boat, Casino Padawami - 117 00:10:19,092 --> 00:10:22,220 - The welfare religion and... 118 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:26,307 - We have plenty of time. - The demonstration is on Sunday. 119 00:10:26,474 --> 00:10:30,770 - We are recruiting more. - Zero shaving before the war ends. 120 00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:33,398 - Thanks, guys. - It's women. 121 00:10:36,401 --> 00:10:38,486 Just. We all are. 122 00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:43,866 We must ban military recruitment on college grounds. 123 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:47,537 - Sorry... - Do you join S�folk against war? 124 00:10:47,704 --> 00:10:52,583 All such people are against wars, but sometimes we have no choice. 125 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:57,088 - Soldiers against weapons? - No, weapons are quite good to have. 126 00:10:57,255 --> 00:11:01,300 - The police corps? - No. 127 00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:05,930 I'm looking for my uncle. His name is... 128 00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:10,018 - Uncle Michael! - Josh? 129 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:17,025 This is my nephew Josh. 130 00:11:17,191 --> 00:11:21,070 He's... What are you doing here? 131 00:11:21,237 --> 00:11:25,533 I want to invite you for our barbecue party on National Day. 132 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:30,121 It was sweet of you but I'm a little busy. 133 00:11:30,288 --> 00:11:34,167 - Abolish the national day? Are you asking? - It's no joke. 134 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:39,005 Why should I celebrate a country who oppresses all over the world? 135 00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:43,259 Did he feel that way? He was a war hero. 136 00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:48,473 Had he lived today, he would have demonstrated with us on Sunday. 137 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:54,604 I understand your commitment, but Lily and I… 138 00:11:55,730 --> 00:12:00,193 It won't be late. The guests going to the Trace Adkins concert. 139 00:12:01,778 --> 00:12:04,572 - Who is Trace Adkins? - Otherwise, thank you. 140 00:12:04,739 --> 00:12:09,911 He's a big country star. Maybe not in New York... 141 00:12:10,078 --> 00:12:14,707 I don't like country music. It is not only because of the gruesome music - 142 00:12:14,874 --> 00:12:18,878 - or that everyone gets dressed like the cowboy in the Village People. 143 00:12:19,045 --> 00:12:21,547 - How is Billy? - Timmy. 144 00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:26,177 Not so good, unfortunately. He wants to meet you. 145 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:32,308 - I might stop by next week. - Then it's probably too late. 146 00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:39,941 Timmy is probably still there, but... I'm going to the Persian Gulf. 147 00:12:41,025 --> 00:12:45,488 - Can't you avoid it? - I want to go. It is my duty. 148 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:48,366 How can we be family? 149 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:52,912 Mr. Malone... Your way with Abolish the military begins now. 150 00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:56,708 I'd probably rather be working. 151 00:12:56,874 --> 00:13:00,795 If you change your mind, would you like to come. 152 00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:05,883 I came here in a good mood, and I will not delete it. 153 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:09,887 Happy National Day, everyone! God Bless America! 154 00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:22,608 - Continue the story, grandfather! - That's what I do. 155 00:13:34,704 --> 00:13:38,207 I have to meet my agent Todd Grosslight. 156 00:13:38,374 --> 00:13:41,544 I'm sorry, but men must wear a jacket. 157 00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:44,756 don't you know that I'm Michael Malone? 158 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,176 Maybe also a bath... 159 00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:54,057 What the hell! I didn't make the top ten list. 160 00:13:54,223 --> 00:13:57,393 Those who love your movies, don't go to the cinema. 161 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:01,606 Americans being exploited by foreigners, only works in porn. 162 00:14:01,773 --> 00:14:04,817 I haven't done porn in �revis! 163 00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:11,074 - I am an Oscar-winning instructor. - For a documentary program... 164 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:15,244 That's why I'm going to make a feature film. Like John Ford. 165 00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:19,791 He was a true filmmaker. The sweeping images... 166 00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:23,628 - The panorama of Monument Valley. - The soldiers were good. 167 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:29,258 But you are leading a demonstration against the soldiers. On National Day. 168 00:14:29,425 --> 00:14:32,595 It is not against the soldiers. 169 00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:39,060 You, Mikey. This is a capricious city. 170 00:14:39,227 --> 00:14:43,398 Can you see the butler? He was previously in "Seinfeld". 171 00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:49,529 Hello! Call me. What is it for a movie you have in mind? 172 00:14:49,696 --> 00:14:55,118 It is a drama about the oppressed people in a crazy world. 173 00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:59,706 It is against everything that the United States stands for, without being anti-American. 174 00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:04,836 Fascist USA? A comedy, right? 175 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:08,798 - Have you had a shower today? - No. 176 00:15:12,427 --> 00:15:17,432 Live from New York. Here is the MooveAlong.org film gala. 177 00:15:17,598 --> 00:15:20,768 The evening's hosts are Paris Hilton and Simon Rex. 178 00:15:20,935 --> 00:15:24,731 Here are your hosts: Paris Hilton and Simon Rex! 179 00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:28,317 We are gathered here, because we have the same goal. 180 00:15:28,484 --> 00:15:32,739 Redistribution of capital, freedom from the shackles of materialism - 181 00:15:32,905 --> 00:15:37,201 - ...and to stop world hunger. - Finally. I'm dog hungry. 182 00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:43,207 It's time for the most prestigious award for documentaries: 183 00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:46,544 The Leni Riefenstahl Award! 184 00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:49,380 As Germany's largest documentary filmmaker - 185 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:54,385 - Riefenstahl praised the Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler's amazing success. 186 00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:58,264 She supported tirelessly his fight for change. 187 00:15:58,431 --> 00:16:03,227 She used a wide-angle lens to capture great marches - 188 00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:06,022 - and paved the way for future filmmakers. 189 00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:13,279 By creative manipulation of the truth, she influenced the story. 190 00:16:13,446 --> 00:16:17,450 Despite the over 60 million, those who died in the second world war - 191 00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:20,912 - she is without a doubt an anti-Semitic icon. 192 00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:24,791 The price for the best documentary film instructor goes to... 193 00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:28,586 - Michael Malone for "D�, you American pig". 194 00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:32,382 It's Michael Malone's Third MooveAlong Award. 195 00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:37,637 He has previously won for "Shame on you USA" and "USA stinks". 196 00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:43,810 I try to tell the truth and get assaulted... 197 00:16:43,976 --> 00:16:46,688 But I continue... 198 00:16:57,907 --> 00:17:01,369 So is the non-televised one part of the gala over. 199 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:10,003 The highlight of the evening: Best instructor. The winner is... 200 00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:13,756 ...George Mulrooney for "McCarthy was really bad". 201 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,801 The story about journalist Edward Murrow - 202 00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:23,016 - who 50 years ago criticized a communist hunting senator. 203 00:17:23,182 --> 00:17:25,727 It is his 19th MooveAlong Award. 204 00:17:25,893 --> 00:17:29,105 He also has 11 oscars and nine Emmys. 205 00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:36,446 The award is dedicated to all brave filmmakers, that address serious topics: 206 00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:42,827 McCarthyism, Slavery and Nazism… even if they no longer exist. 207 00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:46,247 There is evil today. Islamic terrorism. 208 00:17:46,414 --> 00:17:51,252 I want to make that film. I want to be beheaded. 209 00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:59,594 Thanks! 210 00:18:22,158 --> 00:18:24,827 Mulrooney is sexy. 211 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:33,961 Sorry, Michael Malone. Our names are Ahmed and Mohammed. 212 00:18:34,128 --> 00:18:38,174 Do you want to direct a film, that shall inspire holy war? 213 00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:42,845 Good idea guys. But I only make big budget feature film. 214 00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:47,225 - How big a budget do you need? - Ten million. 215 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,687 Call, when you have sold enough falafel. 216 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,982 Ahmed. Mohammed. 217 00:18:55,149 --> 00:18:58,236 - Who are you? - It's me. 218 00:19:00,321 --> 00:19:04,075 - Aziz! - What are you doing here? 219 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:08,204 We have a more important task. The film will have to wait. 220 00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:11,916 It will be the greatest attack against the unbelievers. 221 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,461 We need someone with the right contacts. 222 00:19:15,628 --> 00:19:20,967 - I'm directing Mulrooney's film. - Someone like him... 223 00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:24,345 - What does it take? - 10 million dollars. 224 00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:29,267 The opium harvest was very good this year. Money is no problem. 225 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,561 Allahu Akbar. 226 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:36,024 So I told Spielberg... �h, crab cakes... 227 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:39,444 Do you want to come along? for Clint's birthday party? 228 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:43,156 - We have brilliant news... - George! 229 00:19:43,322 --> 00:19:47,618 - We have your 10 million. - Good opium horse? George! 230 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:52,707 10 million dollars in cash. Do you do that? 231 00:19:52,874 --> 00:19:58,171 Yes... ask your people contact my people. 232 00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:01,924 She would be sexy in a burqa. 233 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:13,936 Now on "Entertainment Tonight": Where did they go? 234 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:17,815 We want to find out what happened with Michael Malone. 235 00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:22,653 The powerful instructor who tries to get started on a feature film. 236 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:28,368 His latest film flopped, see who the hell will finance the new one? 237 00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:33,831 On Tuesday we finally found... 238 00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:40,004 - Do you now have the 10 million? - Yes. 239 00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:45,093 - Why did you come to me? - We heard that you are a big liar. 240 00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:47,929 My friend is not firing on all cylinders. 241 00:20:48,096 --> 00:20:50,973 Your films are full of lies. 242 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,894 It's okay. Documentaries need not be true. 243 00:20:55,061 --> 00:21:00,650 I love the USA. It must destroyed, so it wakes up. 244 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:05,238 No matter how many innocents there are there, we won't escape Americans. 245 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:09,826 - The film must show that we win. - Even if we don't. 246 00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:14,497 We have an idea. It is a traditional Taliban love story. 247 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:18,167 Boy meets girl. Boy cuts girl's throat. 248 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:22,380 It's a happy ending. He keeps clean. 249 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:27,218 I don't want to make a movie about psychopathic killers. 250 00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:30,346 i do it but then it becomes my script. 251 00:21:30,513 --> 00:21:35,518 A drama about how one braves man exposed the evil of the United States. 252 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:39,647 Like Hannah Montana. Wait. Thanks. 253 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,694 Do you want to eat it? 254 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:48,656 Will he work for the terrorists? 255 00:21:48,823 --> 00:21:52,702 - Isn't he also a terrorist? - No, just an idiot. 256 00:21:58,082 --> 00:22:02,295 John F. Kennedy, USA's 35th president - 257 00:22:02,462 --> 00:22:05,006 - fell victim to an assassin's bullet. 258 00:22:05,173 --> 00:22:11,554 You don't just mourn a president, but also what he stood for. 259 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:17,268 We must not negotiate out of fear, but do not fear negotiation. 260 00:22:17,435 --> 00:22:22,732 My hero. A man of peace. Wish you were president now. 261 00:22:24,817 --> 00:22:26,903 Wait... 262 00:22:30,573 --> 00:22:33,743 If I were president, what? 263 00:22:35,495 --> 00:22:38,831 You said I was a hero, a man of peace. 264 00:22:42,377 --> 00:22:45,296 You can't be here. You're dead! 265 00:22:46,339 --> 00:22:49,384 You must pay for your bread. 266 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:54,472 You got it right the world's best country down. 267 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:57,558 You wouldn't go into Vietnam. 268 00:22:57,725 --> 00:23:00,520 - Who said that? - Oliver Stone. 269 00:23:00,687 --> 00:23:04,649 - Have you read my acceptance speech? - Of course! 270 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:08,986 "Don't ask what your country can do do for you. Ask what…” 271 00:23:09,153 --> 00:23:14,242 Not that. That was about war. 272 00:23:19,205 --> 00:23:23,418 Let all nations know, regardless of whether they wish us well - 273 00:23:23,584 --> 00:23:30,800 - that we take on all burdens, stands all the tests - 274 00:23:30,967 --> 00:23:35,388 - supports friends and fights any enemy - 275 00:23:35,555 --> 00:23:41,519 - to ensure, that our freedom persists. Thank you. 276 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:48,234 - I didn't know that... - Did I talk about UN resolutions? 277 00:23:48,401 --> 00:23:52,238 - You sound like Ronald Reagan. - Thank you. Don't eat that. 278 00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:56,034 You are haunted by three spirits. 279 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,537 Listen to them. Learn from them. 280 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:04,542 The ducks must frighten life of me, and then shall I be saved? 281 00:24:05,918 --> 00:24:08,046 Sure disgusting pig. 282 00:24:09,756 --> 00:24:13,009 Wait! When will the ducks... 283 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,925 It's a nightmare. 284 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,620 I'm late for it. 285 00:24:34,872 --> 00:24:41,587 He rushed to Columbia for to lead a demonstration. 286 00:24:41,754 --> 00:24:46,676 Students showed their ignorance by repeating it out loud. 287 00:24:46,843 --> 00:24:50,513 Recruitment... no thanks! Fred... yes please! 288 00:24:58,604 --> 00:25:01,941 Nothing is more important than to stop war! 289 00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:04,527 No war. No war! 290 00:25:04,694 --> 00:25:08,239 We shall not fight but talk to our enemies. 291 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:12,535 Talk! No war! 292 00:25:12,702 --> 00:25:14,829 Don't believe the government's lies! 293 00:25:14,996 --> 00:25:17,498 Don't believe in lies! 294 00:25:17,665 --> 00:25:20,710 Good, good! Well done. 295 00:25:20,877 --> 00:25:23,671 There is no terrorist threat! 296 00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:27,341 - The government just wants to... - The government just wants to! 297 00:25:27,508 --> 00:25:32,388 It means nothing. Please wait a bit... 298 00:25:32,555 --> 00:25:38,311 The government exaggerates the terrorist threat in order to promote their own noble purposes. 299 00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:40,730 What does "beautiful" mean? 300 00:25:40,897 --> 00:25:43,775 That means... Wait a minute! 301 00:25:43,941 --> 00:25:48,738 - Will you stop messing around, please? - Stop messing around! 302 00:25:48,905 --> 00:25:52,492 Quiet! Can you be quiet for a moment? 303 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:58,873 Can you listen a bit without messing around? 304 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,511 - We have to stop... - Free Story Quests! 305 00:26:16,448 --> 00:26:19,243 Many thanks. It went a little too far. 306 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:25,433 Is the army so desperate, that they recruit pensioners? 307 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,354 - Hold up! - "Stop, sir." You creep. 308 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,483 - General George S. Patton. - That explains the slapping. 309 00:26:33,649 --> 00:26:36,194 Are you General Patton from the movie? 310 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:42,075 No, from the US Army. Back when we won wars. 311 00:26:43,242 --> 00:26:47,747 oh god JFK... "You are haunted by three spirits." 312 00:26:47,914 --> 00:26:52,502 - Why do you keep hitting me? - It's my trademark. 313 00:26:53,961 --> 00:26:57,215 Try a baseball cap. 314 00:26:57,382 --> 00:27:00,259 No more war! 315 00:27:00,426 --> 00:27:03,137 where am i 316 00:27:03,304 --> 00:27:10,269 We promise never to support the USA in any war! 317 00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:14,941 - Well said. What is going on here? - A bloody peace demonstration. 318 00:27:15,108 --> 00:27:19,195 This is 1940. They will not have us fight against Hitler. 319 00:27:19,362 --> 00:27:23,157 So they can't see us... 320 00:27:23,324 --> 00:27:27,328 - This is cooler than I thought. - I see a pattern. 321 00:27:27,495 --> 00:27:30,999 - That never happened! - Yes, it did. 322 00:27:31,165 --> 00:27:35,086 They are pacifists. they know that war does not solve problems. 323 00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:40,008 You have to be able to agree. Do not behave himself as a sadistic film general. 324 00:27:40,174 --> 00:27:45,596 It was an actor. I have to show you what Patton fought against. 325 00:27:48,182 --> 00:27:51,269 Where are we now? Who is the butler? 326 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:57,108 Germany, 1938. Britain's gentle Prime Minister Chamberlain. 327 00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,986 He signs an agreement. 328 00:28:00,153 --> 00:28:06,284 They bring the Sudetenland, �strig and some countries i can't pronounce. 329 00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:08,619 We throw in Czechoslovakia. 330 00:28:08,786 --> 00:28:13,249 T-y... W-y. We say Poland instead. 331 00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:16,544 The important thing is that we now have hope. 332 00:28:16,711 --> 00:28:21,215 - He stands for what is important. - Does it look like he's standing? 333 00:28:22,717 --> 00:28:25,219 - What are you saying? - You forgot a spot. 334 00:28:25,386 --> 00:28:28,848 Don't you understand that they are cheating you? 335 00:28:30,161 --> 00:28:33,914 - War is not the solution. - You lame cryhead. 336 00:28:34,081 --> 00:28:36,876 You give the Nazi pig everything and for nothing. 337 00:28:37,042 --> 00:28:40,171 We get peace. 338 00:28:43,883 --> 00:28:46,760 And a damn good cup of tea. 339 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:50,556 We call it a concentration camp after you. 340 00:28:50,723 --> 00:28:54,018 - Auschwitz Chamberlain. - Radiant. 341 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,365 I'm good at this. 342 00:28:56,532 --> 00:29:01,537 Mr. president... the US must have done something terrible against Germany - 343 00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:04,707 - since you want to kill so many innocents. 344 00:29:04,874 --> 00:29:08,586 Guys... I am just as frustrated as you. 345 00:29:09,763 --> 00:29:14,393 - Can I talk to you, Malone? - The USA excites the whole world. 346 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:19,064 It's our own fault. What can What do we do to make up for it? 347 00:29:19,231 --> 00:29:23,652 How about some credits, s� I avoid going into France? 348 00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:33,037 Third floor. Excuse me. 349 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:36,040 We really should be able to fly. 350 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:40,211 Talking to evil dictators leads nowhere. 351 00:29:40,377 --> 00:29:44,757 - There is only one thing they understand. - Some kind of physical violence? 352 00:29:44,924 --> 00:29:48,177 - Strength is the only thing. - I have to remember that. 353 00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:52,890 - Is something worth fighting for? - Making a feature film. 354 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:55,351 Can't we go home now? 355 00:29:55,517 --> 00:29:58,354 Yes. Cigar? 356 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,233 And support the tobacco industry? Never. 357 00:30:02,399 --> 00:30:06,904 - It's Cuban. - I guess I can make an exception. 358 00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:10,533 What memories... 359 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:14,578 - What is it? - Maloneville, Alabama. 360 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:17,081 Do I live in Alabama? 361 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,875 Around 1860 was all good jobs in the South. 362 00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:22,962 - After the Civil War? - It came to nothing. 363 00:30:23,128 --> 00:30:26,507 Lincoln did not want war. Saved 600,000 lives. 364 00:30:26,674 --> 00:30:29,843 - Good! - Also good for the economy here. 365 00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:32,346 Cheap labor... 366 00:30:32,513 --> 00:30:39,436 Master Malone! The boys have polished your trophies. 367 00:30:39,603 --> 00:30:44,608 - Are there trophies for documentaries? - Just so you know... wait a minute. 368 00:30:44,775 --> 00:30:48,612 - Who are they? - You are the state's biggest slave owner. 369 00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:51,282 Don't you know me? I'm Rastus. 370 00:30:51,448 --> 00:30:55,119 What? That is a lie. 371 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:59,415 - Isn't it? - Yes, it's him. 372 00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:04,753 Don't worry. We got removed the bacon stains from the furniture. 373 00:31:05,382 --> 00:31:08,343 Good thing old Lincoln didn't wanted war. 374 00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:13,306 You, Rastus... you know, that this is not reality? 375 00:31:13,473 --> 00:31:18,561 - Yes, yes... This old... - No, don't say that. 376 00:31:18,728 --> 00:31:24,818 Master! Productivity is brilliant, since you sold dad and the old ones. 377 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:28,863 Now you can buy 20 new negroes for cotton. 378 00:31:32,093 --> 00:31:35,388 How does Malone treat his slaves? 379 00:31:35,555 --> 00:31:41,602 He is the best and strangest master, a slave can have. 380 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:47,900 He only beats us when we are stupid, and only sells children over half a year. 381 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:54,000 - No, no! - Don't hit me! I'm sick from yesterday. 382 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,936 I wouldn't... Make them stop! 383 00:31:57,103 --> 00:32:03,443 Master won't hear that slave piss. Give something in four quarters. 384 00:32:09,324 --> 00:32:15,455 Hava naglia, our master is best 385 00:32:15,622 --> 00:32:20,543 - I slipped! - Wave, everyone! 386 00:32:20,710 --> 00:32:23,963 - Just come back! - We need a baritone. 387 00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:30,637 - Goodbye, father! - Goodbye, father! 388 00:32:31,763 --> 00:32:35,642 - Disgusting! - Not as bad as slavery. 389 00:32:37,352 --> 00:32:40,730 Now Lincoln is being hailed, because he fought the war. 390 00:32:42,398 --> 00:32:45,485 Is it true that Lincoln was a busker? 391 00:32:45,652 --> 00:32:51,491 - I should shoot you now. - I have to take it. 392 00:32:51,658 --> 00:32:53,952 - Hello? - Where are you, Michael? 393 00:32:54,118 --> 00:32:57,205 - I'm in Washington. - Yes... 394 00:32:57,372 --> 00:33:04,170 - You are at Columbia tomorrow. - Of course. Hello? Jane? 395 00:33:07,674 --> 00:33:10,051 - Damn mobiles. - Use min. 396 00:33:12,428 --> 00:33:15,098 Can you transfer the conversation minutes? 397 00:33:15,265 --> 00:33:19,310 - Do you have unlimited text messages? - I wasn't born yesterday. 398 00:33:21,938 --> 00:33:24,649 - Your friends. - The students love me. 399 00:33:24,816 --> 00:33:27,902 They don't know you at all. You are unique. 400 00:33:28,069 --> 00:33:33,116 A liberal instructor who does not once before a bang at the peace study. 401 00:33:33,283 --> 00:33:38,955 - They flock when my films are shown. - Because the teachers have told them so. 402 00:33:39,122 --> 00:33:42,292 Here they learn about peace. 403 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:46,087 - It's called education. - It's called indoctrination. 404 00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:51,134 The American flag is a symbol on oppression in the world. 405 00:33:51,301 --> 00:33:54,679 Now you want to try to teach me something. 406 00:33:54,846 --> 00:33:59,976 - Shall we travel back in time? - Unnecessary. It is a university. 407 00:34:01,311 --> 00:34:03,938 Nothing has changed 408 00:34:04,105 --> 00:34:07,400 We think alike 409 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:10,778 If you think like us 410 00:34:10,945 --> 00:34:13,865 you get top marks 411 00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:20,246 And extra points, if you are poor, black or gay 412 00:34:20,413 --> 00:34:24,584 But whatever you do... do not believe in God 413 00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:30,340 Yes, everything is as usual 414 00:34:30,506 --> 00:34:34,844 The president is an idiot our soldiers are villains 415 00:34:35,011 --> 00:34:38,014 - The government is corrupt - The police are on drugs 416 00:34:38,181 --> 00:34:41,184 But the tits are blonde and puffy 417 00:34:41,351 --> 00:34:45,021 Everything is America's fault 418 00:34:45,188 --> 00:34:48,024 Just like in 1968 419 00:34:48,191 --> 00:34:52,320 - Are you kidding? A musical number? - Just a little entertainment. 420 00:34:52,487 --> 00:34:54,697 People thought we were quick 421 00:34:54,864 --> 00:34:57,033 What kind of soldier are you? 422 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,536 I'm starting to get it with boots and a whip. 423 00:35:00,703 --> 00:35:03,998 - Everything was great - I had a vision 424 00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:07,543 Everyone loves 1968! 425 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:11,005 What are they doing? They are only children. 426 00:35:11,172 --> 00:35:14,133 Stand up with certain facts 427 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:17,345 We are almost employees so your kids are on it 428 00:35:17,512 --> 00:35:21,516 Our college has half a brain Nothing has changed! 429 00:35:21,683 --> 00:35:28,773 What do the parents think you are doing here? Want to know what you're paying for? 430 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,734 And me who sacrificed a liposuction. 431 00:35:31,901 --> 00:35:37,949 The USA is an evil fascist regime, that will take over the whole world 432 00:35:38,116 --> 00:35:41,035 Who cares about God? 433 00:35:41,202 --> 00:35:44,247 He means nothing anymore! 434 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:54,716 Just like in 1968! 435 00:36:09,272 --> 00:36:12,442 - What do you think? - I am still against torture. 436 00:36:12,609 --> 00:36:19,949 They are perhaps a little old-fashioned, but they are important professors. 437 00:36:20,116 --> 00:36:25,788 - They just want peace. - They teach young people to hate their country. 438 00:36:25,955 --> 00:36:28,791 They also teach mathematics. 439 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:32,712 When did it go? So completely wrong for you? 440 00:36:32,879 --> 00:36:37,216 Was it in college? Previous? Was it a girl? 441 00:36:40,779 --> 00:36:43,948 - Michael! - Molly! 442 00:36:46,326 --> 00:36:50,246 I have to save the world. I'll be back soon. 443 00:36:50,413 --> 00:36:53,708 War is so terrible, Michael. 444 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:56,753 I know it well. That's why I want to read films. 445 00:36:58,004 --> 00:37:01,800 - Study film? - No sacrifice can be too great. 446 00:37:01,966 --> 00:37:07,305 - Now you're waiting for me, aren't you? - Of course. It's not urgent. 447 00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:17,857 - She didn't wait, did she? - I was gone for so long. 448 00:37:18,024 --> 00:37:22,278 You were thrown out the first semester. 449 00:37:22,445 --> 00:37:24,531 Coming! 450 00:37:28,993 --> 00:37:31,204 - Molly... - Marty! 451 00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:42,507 It's a lie! My best friend! 452 00:37:42,674 --> 00:37:48,471 - We fell in love while you were away. - No, he's a soldier! 453 00:37:48,638 --> 00:37:54,227 - Terrible. You were summoned. - No, I wanted to serve my country. 454 00:37:54,394 --> 00:37:57,564 Why do you want to serve a corrupt war machine? 455 00:37:57,730 --> 00:38:03,528 - Molly... - I love men in uniform. 456 00:38:03,695 --> 00:38:06,406 Damn... 457 00:38:09,576 --> 00:38:13,455 The uniform worked for me too. 458 00:38:13,621 --> 00:38:18,710 - Do you remember what happened? - My first film, a daring... 459 00:38:18,877 --> 00:38:23,900 - Did she also have the astronaut? - The entire crew on the space shuttle. 460 00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:42,275 Thanks for this little detour, but I will be interviewed soon. 461 00:38:42,442 --> 00:38:45,737 It just gets worse and worse. 462 00:38:50,012 --> 00:38:54,224 The demonstration takes place outside Madison Square Garden. 463 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:58,337 We need the artist entrance ...no metal detectors. 464 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:05,094 - So we must have press cards. - Instructor Malone must get them. 465 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:09,223 It doesn't work. He is a documentary filmmaker. 466 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,351 Have you hired a documentary filmmaker? 467 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:17,940 He has to travel around and document his hatred of America. 468 00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:20,859 Why can he get a press card? 469 00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:23,612 USA! 470 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:31,036 Ahmed, Mohammed... What are you doing here? 471 00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:36,166 - We need to see your interview. - And talk about the film. 472 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:42,381 - Who is the happy one? - Aziz is an actor. 473 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:46,427 He takes care of the contact with foreign investors. 474 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,138 Aziz, mate! Nice to meet you. 475 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:53,684 If you finance a film, you stay producer in the subtitles. 476 00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:57,396 You will probably be a leading producer. Nice guy. 477 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,066 You must have been a fierce carpet salesman. 478 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:05,904 - Join the interview! - He must not be seen on TV. 479 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:10,033 I'm here illegally. I didn't get any visa. 480 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,120 He was on some kind of list. 481 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,083 I came here via Mexico with some friends. 482 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,128 well, the fence is not yet in place. 483 00:40:21,295 --> 00:40:27,134 The United States was built by immigrants. You get a small role in the film. 484 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:31,346 But you must shave off the beard. You look like a terrorist. 485 00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:37,853 Help, I'm on fire! 486 00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:42,524 A bomb! 487 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:48,739 - Is the financing in place? - Yes. 488 00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:54,411 Before the money is released, I want press card for the demonstration. 489 00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:57,873 He wants to hear the great instructor's speech. 490 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,960 Aha! We'll fix that. 491 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:07,925 - We show that everyone is against violence. - Especially the mujaheddin. 492 00:41:11,929 --> 00:41:16,850 All cultures must be treated equally. Everyone is equally valuable. 493 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:20,521 Damn, a thread. Just before the job interview. 494 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,981 Allow me. 495 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:28,779 Thank you, Ali Baba! 496 00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:35,802 My name is Bill O'Reilly. Tonight's program is about the national day. 497 00:41:35,969 --> 00:41:39,890 Most people celebrate it with a barbecue, a parade - 498 00:41:40,057 --> 00:41:45,900 - or with a country concert for our soldiers. 499 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,545 But tonight's guests have other plans. 500 00:41:48,711 --> 00:41:54,467 Michael Malone will demonstrate to abolish the national day. 501 00:41:54,634 --> 00:42:00,014 Sparks always fly TV personality Rosie O'Connell. 502 00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:03,810 She wants to show a clip from his new documentary. 503 00:42:03,977 --> 00:42:08,231 You want to demonstrate against the soldiers on national day? 504 00:42:08,398 --> 00:42:10,525 Not against the soldiers. Against... 505 00:42:10,692 --> 00:42:14,946 We support the soldiers. They just don't have to kill anyone. 506 00:42:15,113 --> 00:42:21,327 The soldiers are innocent people only defense against fundamentalists. 507 00:42:21,494 --> 00:42:26,541 You mean that everyone terrorists are fundamentalists? 508 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:30,378 Christian fundamentalism is just as big a threat. 509 00:42:30,545 --> 00:42:32,756 I guess she doesn't mean... 510 00:42:32,922 --> 00:42:39,429 - You can't think so? - Malone agrees. Show a clip! 511 00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:45,059 The civilized world prepares on death and closure. 512 00:42:45,226 --> 00:42:50,899 Christian fundamentalists spread horrorology around the world. 513 00:42:59,157 --> 00:43:01,242 God be praised. 514 00:43:03,536 --> 00:43:07,957 - Holy Mother of God! - It's the Christians! 515 00:43:08,124 --> 00:43:11,294 Virgin Mary. Now I'm coming! 516 00:43:11,461 --> 00:43:17,342 The Christians have made it necessary great security measures. 517 00:43:17,509 --> 00:43:20,011 It is hard to have to take them off! 518 00:43:20,178 --> 00:43:24,140 Ever since that Christian hidden explosives in the shoes. 519 00:43:24,307 --> 00:43:27,727 - You must not take this on board. - Toothpaste? 520 00:43:27,894 --> 00:43:32,190 No one washes since some Christians smuggled nitroglycerin. 521 00:43:32,357 --> 00:43:35,110 I'll take this one too. Thanks. 522 00:43:35,276 --> 00:43:38,822 Take off all your underwear, please. 523 00:43:38,988 --> 00:43:42,534 - Because the underwear bomb. - Christian fundamentalist. 524 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:47,288 - Place all underwear in the drawers. - Damned Christians! 525 00:43:47,455 --> 00:43:54,129 - Jeez! - Bleach removes the stains. 526 00:43:54,295 --> 00:43:59,092 - A diet, perhaps? - It wouldn't hurt. 527 00:44:00,677 --> 00:44:05,723 - Thanks to the suppository bomber. - The Christian Suppository Bomber. 528 00:44:07,058 --> 00:44:10,728 It's not a documentary. It's "The Flintstone Family". 529 00:44:10,895 --> 00:44:16,776 In good documentaries you use dramatization. Right, Michael? 530 00:44:16,943 --> 00:44:19,946 Someone like you doesn't understand! 531 00:44:20,113 --> 00:44:23,408 Your masterpiece can do it win a number of prizes. 532 00:44:23,575 --> 00:44:28,621 We begin by giving you our own Idiot Award. 533 00:44:28,788 --> 00:44:35,003 We had not been at war, if we hadn't exaggerated 9/11. 534 00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:38,256 Can't we talk about the peace demonstration? 535 00:44:38,423 --> 00:44:42,886 The buildings were not destroyed by aircraft, but of explosives. 536 00:44:43,052 --> 00:44:47,223 - She's absolutely crazy. - Fire cannot melt steel. 537 00:44:47,390 --> 00:44:50,769 Only idiots use that argument. 538 00:44:50,935 --> 00:44:55,899 - The peace demonstration... - We were not attacked by a nation. 539 00:44:56,065 --> 00:44:59,319 - She's a little off track. - You know what, Malone? 540 00:44:59,486 --> 00:45:03,239 Your movies aren't that bad, but they are more dangerous. 541 00:45:03,406 --> 00:45:07,702 - Some idiots believe you. - I'm telling the truth. 542 00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:11,831 You say what they want to hear. Nobody believes Rosie. 543 00:45:11,998 --> 00:45:17,128 Your site does not believe that Elvis lives and that the moon landing was a hoax! 544 00:45:17,295 --> 00:45:20,673 That's what my next film will be about! 545 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:24,344 That was all about the moderate left. 546 00:45:24,511 --> 00:45:29,099 Next week we'll take a look on the lunatics in the periphery. 547 00:45:32,477 --> 00:45:36,606 Mr. Malone. Mr. Malone? 548 00:45:36,773 --> 00:45:39,980 - Grandpa? Grandfather? - What? 549 00:45:40,081 --> 00:45:43,793 Mr. Mohammed called and reminded me of the test. 550 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:46,779 I have lots of... Try? 551 00:45:46,846 --> 00:45:52,018 How can you be in America's evil here and kill my countrymen? 552 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:58,675 There are no straight men in the US, so girls have to join the army. 553 00:45:58,842 --> 00:46:04,764 - What a presence she has! - Much better than pipe bombs. 554 00:46:04,931 --> 00:46:09,894 - What are you doing? - We started the test. It's urgent. 555 00:46:10,061 --> 00:46:14,023 Say no and go to France, where there are real men. 556 00:46:14,190 --> 00:46:19,571 The recruits are kidnapping us and persuades us for several hours. 557 00:46:19,737 --> 00:46:23,908 Like Scientology. I ask Osama, if we must be together. 558 00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:28,663 - I didn't write that! - Calm down, Instructor Akbar. 559 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:31,400 ...if we must be together. 560 00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:35,387 - Is it a real sword? - oh god! 561 00:46:35,430 --> 00:46:37,932 I want to ask the great Osama... 562 00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:41,061 She is an infidel. Cut her throat! 563 00:46:42,270 --> 00:46:46,566 - Cut her balls off too! - Not me! Kill her! 564 00:46:46,733 --> 00:46:50,612 Death to the uncircumcised! The sword is heavy! 565 00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:54,074 - Give him more lines. - Isn't it? 566 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:57,077 - Actor Akbar. - Loved by the whole USA. 567 00:46:57,243 --> 00:47:01,706 It is, after all, a series of films for women over 60. Not entertainment. 568 00:47:01,873 --> 00:47:04,584 It will be difficult to replace him. 569 00:47:04,751 --> 00:47:07,921 The script acts about the Guantanamo prisoners! 570 00:47:08,088 --> 00:47:10,673 It is already made by Meryl Streep. 571 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:15,720 - Soldier killing Iraqi family? - Brian De Palma on video. 572 00:47:15,887 --> 00:47:19,224 - Lawyer fights against wiretapping? -Robert Redford. 573 00:47:19,391 --> 00:47:22,685 - The soldier going to Iraq? - Oscar favorite. 574 00:47:22,852 --> 00:47:25,271 - I want to see it! - On Friday. 575 00:47:27,065 --> 00:47:30,819 All major anti-American movies is already made. 576 00:47:30,985 --> 00:47:34,572 - Hollywood has it all. - Michael Malone? 577 00:47:34,739 --> 00:47:37,492 - What are you doing here? - I direct. 578 00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:41,204 What? I don't make documentaries. 579 00:47:41,371 --> 00:47:44,082 We are under attack! 580 00:47:50,463 --> 00:47:52,507 Come now! 581 00:47:53,758 --> 00:48:00,765 - What attack? A weapon, no... - No time to talk. 582 00:48:00,932 --> 00:48:04,436 What? Where are we going? 583 00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:10,483 - What's going on? - Ski areas. 584 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:13,987 - Out of the courtroom! - You can't just shoot people! 585 00:48:14,154 --> 00:48:17,782 They are not people they are civil rights activists! 586 00:48:24,873 --> 00:48:28,084 Guy! 587 00:48:30,003 --> 00:48:34,007 - What's going on? - The activists come from time to time. 588 00:48:34,174 --> 00:48:39,763 Don't eavesdrop on terrorists! Beware of al-Qaeda! 589 00:48:39,929 --> 00:48:43,641 The church and the state must be separate. 590 00:48:43,808 --> 00:48:47,479 One thing is certain about them. They never give up. 591 00:48:49,022 --> 00:48:51,900 Weapons control. It also excites them. 592 00:48:53,651 --> 00:48:57,781 - We could use some arms control. - Tell them. 593 00:49:01,284 --> 00:49:03,369 Prob. It's funny. 594 00:49:04,662 --> 00:49:07,123 You don't have to aim. 595 00:49:10,710 --> 00:49:16,299 - We try to protect God's 10 commandments. - There are five left. 596 00:49:16,466 --> 00:49:21,388 Is "Thou shalt not kill" still there? Forget it. 597 00:49:23,598 --> 00:49:26,101 Weapons are not the solution! 598 00:49:27,769 --> 00:49:31,064 - Well hit. - oh god, what have I done? 599 00:49:31,231 --> 00:49:34,359 The first is always the best. 600 00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:37,695 Great Hollywood instructor! 601 00:49:37,862 --> 00:49:40,990 No, fool! He's a documentary filmmaker! 602 00:49:41,157 --> 00:49:43,910 Okay, give it to me. 603 00:49:46,329 --> 00:49:51,000 - They probably heard that. - Come on, they're in the subway. 604 00:49:51,167 --> 00:49:53,461 Good luck, Mr. General! 605 00:50:01,945 --> 00:50:04,239 Your bag, please. 606 00:50:10,996 --> 00:50:13,040 We are not allowed to search bags. 607 00:50:13,206 --> 00:50:17,544 - The fourth constitutional amendment! - Improper visitation. 608 00:50:17,711 --> 00:50:20,339 Thank Allah for civil rights. 609 00:50:20,505 --> 00:50:24,134 Now you will see the greatness of jihad! 610 00:50:24,301 --> 00:50:28,805 Will they fly a train into a building? 611 00:50:30,223 --> 00:50:33,560 Fly a train into a building... 612 00:50:33,727 --> 00:50:39,399 - Are you against personal integrity? - Only when it threatens survival. 613 00:50:46,573 --> 00:50:49,284 Take your integrity to hell. 614 00:50:52,412 --> 00:50:54,831 The Patriot Act deletes everything. 615 00:50:54,998 --> 00:50:58,377 Stupid to lend the backpack to Faed. 616 00:51:02,214 --> 00:51:09,388 - We are ready to do our duty. - Get a press card from the instructor. 617 00:51:09,554 --> 00:51:15,519 When the US sees the concert on TV, they see the power of jihad. 618 00:51:15,686 --> 00:51:18,188 Do you want to explode? Madison Square Garden? 619 00:51:18,355 --> 00:51:25,862 When the ceiling bursts at 20,000 soldiers, we become martyrs. 620 00:51:26,029 --> 00:51:31,451 - But then we're dead. - Yes. 621 00:51:31,618 --> 00:51:35,831 Can we not use remote control or something like that? 622 00:51:35,998 --> 00:51:39,418 We ask the instructor Akbar about press cards. 623 00:51:39,584 --> 00:51:45,173 Excellent. I grab a knish. Your families will be proud. 624 00:51:48,427 --> 00:51:52,889 - Can't we do something? - Nothing. The plan is foolproof. 625 00:52:02,816 --> 00:52:08,405 Now that's enough. I am not against Santa Claus or the scouts. 626 00:52:08,572 --> 00:52:11,366 Fascist uniform is not cool. 627 00:52:11,533 --> 00:52:14,995 - Or religion. - Or national day? 628 00:52:15,162 --> 00:52:19,583 I have to organize the demonstration! See you. 629 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:23,170 Get some fog, so I can get out of here! 630 00:52:23,336 --> 00:52:25,714 Just go. This is real. 631 00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:29,217 Is it true? The subway was too nice. 632 00:52:40,604 --> 00:52:46,860 The real USA. Proud of national day. Just like your family. 633 00:52:47,027 --> 00:52:51,364 - This is my family. - Well, yes. 634 00:52:51,531 --> 00:52:53,742 It smells like hamburger. 635 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:56,745 I have made your life right. Sweet potatoes. 636 00:52:56,912 --> 00:53:02,459 - I will miss your food. - Not my kisses? 637 00:53:04,086 --> 00:53:09,424 - Is Uncle Michael coming? - No, he is so busy. 638 00:53:09,591 --> 00:53:14,596 - He always disappoints you. - He probably changes his mind. 639 00:53:14,763 --> 00:53:18,266 - God bless us all! - My little Timmy. 640 00:53:18,433 --> 00:53:23,480 - What a beautiful day to have a picnic. - Do you want dessert? 641 00:53:23,647 --> 00:53:28,068 Is Uncle R�vhul coming tonight? 642 00:53:28,235 --> 00:53:30,987 Uncle Michael loves you. 643 00:53:31,154 --> 00:53:37,077 The rich bastard only loves himself. Does he have to pay for my surgery? 644 00:53:37,244 --> 00:53:44,042 Documentaries are not so well paid ...Becca! Hey, baby! 645 00:53:44,209 --> 00:53:49,840 Malone must have tricked you with the money for the cornea transplant. 646 00:53:50,006 --> 00:53:52,634 He does what he can, my friend. 647 00:53:52,801 --> 00:53:56,847 He was probably looking for corneas at the Cannes Festival... 648 00:53:57,013 --> 00:54:00,142 Fine... The boys have found mini-Tina. 649 00:54:00,308 --> 00:54:04,271 The new dialysis machine is much better. 650 00:54:04,438 --> 00:54:08,024 Uncle Kryb is probably not showed up with a new kidney? 651 00:54:08,191 --> 00:54:11,361 I don't have much time. 652 00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:18,050 Let's get off to another terrible place, general. 653 00:54:18,144 --> 00:54:20,605 - Where are we? - Kandahar in Afghanistan. 654 00:54:20,672 --> 00:54:25,200 - There is a war! - It is the 11th of September. 655 00:54:25,293 --> 00:54:28,300 Bind for the eyes conflict against the Geneva Convention. 656 00:54:28,389 --> 00:54:33,394 - They are the enemy. - They are innocent so far. 657 00:54:33,461 --> 00:54:36,672 If they shoot p� �n in battle, they are guilty. 658 00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:41,177 There is no reason to to blindfold prisoners. 659 00:54:41,343 --> 00:54:43,763 Okay see. Take them off. 660 00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:50,102 - Michael Malone! - "D�, you American pig!" 661 00:54:51,412 --> 00:54:58,544 - He is fatter in reality. - How fat am I now? 662 00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:02,840 God is with me wherever I go 663 00:55:03,007 --> 00:55:07,094 Have mercy, God, in your grace 664 00:55:07,261 --> 00:55:11,891 Praise be to the Lord, my rock. He who trained my arm for war 665 00:55:23,277 --> 00:55:26,697 They use real bullets! 666 00:55:36,507 --> 00:55:42,597 I tried to show him that. He is too stubborn. 667 00:55:42,764 --> 00:55:48,770 Sorry, Father. The task was too much for me. 668 00:55:48,936 --> 00:55:52,732 This battle is probably lost. 669 00:55:54,842 --> 00:55:59,138 - Are you talking to God now? - Not that father... 670 00:56:00,348 --> 00:56:04,435 JFK was right. You're a blown case. 671 00:56:09,190 --> 00:56:15,530 George Washington! That you were right dead for 200 years, doesn't matter. 672 00:56:15,697 --> 00:56:18,658 It actually does, citizen Malone. 673 00:56:19,784 --> 00:56:22,704 Great suit. Parade? 674 00:56:24,789 --> 00:56:30,420 I want to talk to you about freedom. Man's most important gift. 675 00:56:30,586 --> 00:56:33,548 It is an ephemeral gift. It is easily abused. 676 00:56:33,715 --> 00:56:38,428 When misused, makes it easily lost. 677 00:56:38,594 --> 00:56:41,014 Freedom from conceited spirits... 678 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:45,059 The freedom of speech that you are abusing. Freedom of religion. 679 00:56:45,226 --> 00:56:51,107 This is St. Paul's Chapel. I came here every Sunday. 680 00:56:52,024 --> 00:56:55,486 This is where I sat during the day for my introduction. 681 00:56:55,652 --> 00:56:59,364 I asked for guidance to rule the country. 682 00:57:00,699 --> 00:57:04,661 If the place is so important, they should clean occasionally. 683 00:57:04,828 --> 00:57:07,498 - It's full of... - Dust. 684 00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:12,127 Yes, from across the street. 685 00:57:15,773 --> 00:57:19,860 - oh god... - It was the World Trade Center. 686 00:57:20,027 --> 00:57:25,658 The dust is from 3,000 innocents and the heroes who would save them. 687 00:57:27,034 --> 00:57:31,580 It wasn't my fault! That was our foreign policy. 688 00:57:31,747 --> 00:57:35,167 Foreign military bases, Globalization, CIA! 689 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:41,574 - Will you say that on judgment day? - I'm doomed. I won an oscar. 690 00:57:42,658 --> 00:57:45,077 For a documentary… 691 00:57:46,787 --> 00:57:51,667 It doesn't work, when you meet your maker, Michael. 692 00:57:53,377 --> 00:57:56,964 Only the truth lasts. 693 00:57:57,131 --> 00:57:59,217 I have to get out of here. 694 00:58:13,105 --> 00:58:18,361 No, no! 695 00:58:20,947 --> 00:58:25,243 You mustn't upset me! I support gun rights. 696 00:58:25,409 --> 00:58:27,870 I'm the angel of death, you bastard. 697 00:58:28,237 --> 00:58:32,742 You must not bother the angel of death. 698 00:58:32,908 --> 00:58:36,537 Your actions have consequences, your creep. 699 00:58:36,704 --> 00:58:40,875 - Come on now. - Funny. One more study trip. 700 00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:45,337 Can we go somewhere cool: Paris or Hollywood? 701 00:58:47,965 --> 00:58:54,764 - Where are we? - Hollywood is now Bin Laden City. 702 00:58:54,930 --> 00:58:58,309 - oh god... - They only changed signs. 703 00:58:58,476 --> 00:59:00,853 Oh no, that's not true! 704 00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:07,318 We lost the war on terrorism. Your films contributed. Well done. 705 00:59:07,485 --> 00:59:11,864 - Damn it too... - The terrorists admire you. 706 00:59:11,931 --> 00:59:14,517 MICHAEL MALONE �REFULL JIHAD HERO 707 00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:17,687 I want to go home. To my real home. 708 00:59:17,853 --> 00:59:21,774 That's where we're going. Back to Michigan. 709 00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:29,699 Home, dear home. Detroit! 710 00:59:34,262 --> 00:59:39,100 It's the only thing left. There is not much to work with. 711 00:59:39,267 --> 00:59:44,230 - We can never identify the victim. - There are 100,000. 712 00:59:44,397 --> 00:59:47,483 What has happened? Are a hundred thousand dead? 713 00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:52,780 Some hundreds died of the explosion. The rest of radiation. 714 00:59:52,947 --> 00:59:57,410 Nuclear attack on Detroit? oh god... 715 00:59:57,577 --> 01:00:01,038 This was found at a television company. 716 01:00:01,205 --> 01:00:06,669 - A fucking celebrity ass. - This one was nearby. 717 01:00:08,796 --> 01:00:13,467 - It's Michael Malone's cap. - That explains the fat ass. 718 01:00:13,634 --> 01:00:16,179 "There is no terrorist threat." 719 01:00:18,055 --> 01:00:22,768 He forgot to create a "don't shoot my ass contract". 720 01:00:24,437 --> 01:00:29,942 Do I look like Michael Malone now? Do you like my nice ass? 721 01:00:31,319 --> 01:00:36,032 "At least everyone is happy, now that I've been bombed." 722 01:00:37,492 --> 01:00:41,871 Don't let me die! And all the others! I don't want to die! 723 01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:48,870 I don't want to die! Do you hear? 724 01:00:49,036 --> 01:00:51,706 I don't want to d... 725 01:00:51,873 --> 01:00:55,376 I don't want to die. I don't want to d... 726 01:00:57,503 --> 01:00:59,589 I didn't die. I'm alive! 727 01:00:59,755 --> 01:01:05,094 Here In Madison Square Garden protesting against the national day. 728 01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:08,931 I didn't get it. It wasn't a nightmare! 729 01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:13,519 Except for the creepy one George Washington guy. 730 01:01:13,686 --> 01:01:17,857 They are waiting for their leader: Michael Malone. 731 01:01:18,024 --> 01:01:20,568 Namely, Michael Malone... 732 01:01:20,735 --> 01:01:22,904 I am s... 733 01:01:27,116 --> 01:01:30,600 - So we do. - I can't. I'm sick. 734 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:36,375 You look terrible. As always. Come on! Millions are counting on you. 735 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:42,200 - We love Michael Malone! - You must do the right thing. 736 01:01:58,350 --> 01:02:02,700 Instructor Akbar! 737 01:02:02,796 --> 01:02:06,049 We asked for a press card. Do you have them with you? 738 01:02:06,216 --> 01:02:09,553 - Enjoy the demonstration. - Thank you. 739 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:15,684 What do you have to say to the soldiers, who is going to the concert? 740 01:02:17,102 --> 01:02:21,565 We don't want to celebrate a country who sends his soldiers to war! 741 01:02:21,732 --> 01:02:24,776 That is Michael Malone's message. Hurry up! 742 01:02:24,943 --> 01:02:28,071 Presenting Jimmy Carter and give a speech. 743 01:02:28,238 --> 01:02:35,704 Michael Malone will be here in a moment. Here is ex-president Jimmy Carter! 744 01:02:35,871 --> 01:02:40,876 Israel is an apartheid country. High taxes are good for you. 745 01:02:41,043 --> 01:02:44,588 After him comes Michael Malone! 746 01:02:44,755 --> 01:02:46,840 I have to go to the toilet. 747 01:02:56,016 --> 01:02:59,436 What should I do? They want to kill me. 748 01:02:59,603 --> 01:03:01,897 Pitiful kr�. Act like a man. 749 01:03:02,064 --> 01:03:06,860 I have to do something. I just don't know what. 750 01:03:07,027 --> 01:03:13,992 - You have to do something! - I'll get another hero. 751 01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:17,704 What are you doing here? You are not a duck. 752 01:03:17,871 --> 01:03:20,457 I just like beating you. 753 01:03:20,624 --> 01:03:25,796 Don't worry for the consequences and show some courage! 754 01:03:25,963 --> 01:03:31,009 - You know what courage is? - The lion in "The Wizard of Oz"? 755 01:03:31,176 --> 01:03:35,264 I had something more heroic in mind but ok… 756 01:03:35,430 --> 01:03:39,351 Do I have to be alone for a bit? 757 01:03:39,518 --> 01:03:44,189 We face the greatest evil since Nazism. 758 01:03:44,356 --> 01:03:47,276 To stop wars, I have - 759 01:03:47,442 --> 01:03:52,906 - arranged a surrender ceremony aboard the USS Missouri. 760 01:03:59,413 --> 01:04:00,913 WE CAPITULATE 761 01:04:04,543 --> 01:04:07,588 Hold up! I do it. 762 01:04:09,673 --> 01:04:14,261 Thanks! Behold, here he comes. 763 01:04:14,428 --> 01:04:18,974 The weight of the movement: Michael Malone! 764 01:04:21,643 --> 01:04:23,854 Thanks. 765 01:04:24,021 --> 01:04:29,735 I know what is important to you. Public health insurance - 766 01:04:30,903 --> 01:04:36,700 - global warming, arms control... 767 01:04:38,619 --> 01:04:41,663 It is all very important. 768 01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:46,919 But one thing is more important than anything else. 769 01:04:47,085 --> 01:04:50,506 There is war! The terrorists will kill us all. 770 01:04:50,672 --> 01:04:54,468 And you eat yourselves, as if it were the 10th of September. 771 01:04:57,012 --> 01:04:59,765 Traitor! 772 01:05:07,564 --> 01:05:10,943 Hold up! 773 01:05:15,906 --> 01:05:20,661 It's okay. Thanks, guys. 774 01:05:20,828 --> 01:05:25,415 I understand if you want to torture me, but I have changed. 775 01:05:25,582 --> 01:05:29,086 - We are trying to protect you. - Yes... Thank you. 776 01:05:29,253 --> 01:05:32,381 Thank you recruiter, who came to our college. 777 01:05:32,548 --> 01:05:35,175 Did you go to college? 778 01:05:36,218 --> 01:05:41,014 And now... Give them a warm New York welcome: 779 01:05:41,181 --> 01:05:44,810 Here's Whiskey Falls! 780 01:05:48,856 --> 01:05:53,110 We had to wait to detonate the bombs. 781 01:05:53,277 --> 01:05:57,614 Safe zero. Now we buy hot dogs and watch the show. 782 01:05:58,991 --> 01:06:04,705 - When we've blown ourselves up... - Then I will personally kill you. 783 01:06:04,872 --> 01:06:07,124 I can live with that. 784 01:06:16,133 --> 01:06:22,473 Is that Michael Malone? The concert is for people who support the soldiers. 785 01:06:22,639 --> 01:06:28,187 - You hate country music. What do you want here? - The peace activists attacked me! 786 01:06:30,939 --> 01:06:33,650 On the day, where our nation was born - 787 01:06:33,817 --> 01:06:38,655 - we present a man who has entertained soldiers all over the world: 788 01:06:38,822 --> 01:06:43,619 A hand to country star Trace Adkins! 789 01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:50,417 - Is the angel of death the main number? - Hello, New York! 790 01:06:50,584 --> 01:06:53,670 It's fun to be here on National Day. 791 01:06:53,837 --> 01:06:56,673 - Instructor Akbar! - I'm dead. 792 01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,080 - I know that well. We all are. - We have to tell you something. 793 01:07:00,175 --> 01:07:05,597 Aziz is not an actor. He is something else. Think about it. 794 01:07:05,764 --> 01:07:08,767 One of the world largest military powers... 795 01:07:08,934 --> 01:07:11,144 You look like a terrorist. 796 01:07:13,021 --> 01:07:15,357 Blow up Madison Square Garden? 797 01:07:22,781 --> 01:07:28,829 Wait a minute. Do you think he is a terrorist? 798 01:07:28,996 --> 01:07:33,041 - And so you are... - Filmmakers. 799 01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:36,253 The "film" starts at seven o'clock. 800 01:07:42,334 --> 01:07:46,338 - We have to stop him. - We'll never find him. 801 01:07:47,381 --> 01:07:50,759 It's only from the stage, you can see everything. 802 01:07:50,926 --> 01:07:55,764 - They hate you. - They also hated Stalin. Led! 803 01:07:55,931 --> 01:07:58,058 - Stalin! - The great mentor. 804 01:07:58,225 --> 01:08:02,896 This is where I'd rather be. Now we don't waste any more time. 805 01:08:03,063 --> 01:08:08,235 - It's our national day. - Michael Malone, get off the stage! 806 01:08:08,402 --> 01:08:11,447 - Get off the stage! - What are you doing here? 807 01:08:11,614 --> 01:08:15,367 - What are you doing here? - Where the hell is he? 808 01:08:15,534 --> 01:08:20,581 You have every right to hate me. I have done terrible things. 809 01:08:20,748 --> 01:08:23,876 The last few days has taught me a lot. 810 01:08:24,043 --> 01:08:26,837 Terrorism is not our fault! 811 01:08:28,464 --> 01:08:30,591 He must be in there somewhere. 812 01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:35,512 We may not be perfect, but we are the good ones! 813 01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:40,643 I regret what I said about country, NASCAR and Americans. 814 01:08:40,809 --> 01:08:48,025 Do you want to listen to stupid songs and see cars driving in circles, yes... 815 01:08:48,192 --> 01:08:53,113 This is the USA! We must do what we want! 816 01:08:53,280 --> 01:09:00,037 If you agree with me that the United States shall be destroyed, so arise! 817 01:09:01,497 --> 01:09:05,209 Yes! You American pigs! 818 01:09:06,085 --> 01:09:09,254 There's the terrorist! Catch him! 819 01:09:10,631 --> 01:09:14,051 We're catching him, Instructor Akbar! 820 01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:16,804 Take him! 821 01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:29,864 - Don't do it, Aziz! - Wait! 822 01:09:33,409 --> 01:09:37,497 - Now we have to defuse the bomb. - Good, we are so vigilant. 823 01:09:40,266 --> 01:09:42,727 - Pull the red one. - I'm colorblind. 824 01:09:42,894 --> 01:09:46,731 - Time is short. - I have never done it on a toilet. 825 01:09:46,898 --> 01:09:53,738 - Relax and be careful. - Some... 826 01:09:57,742 --> 01:10:02,914 - Don't pull it! - Put it in here! 827 01:10:03,081 --> 01:10:06,960 Goodness, he is awake! Do something! 828 01:10:11,130 --> 01:10:15,969 - It was fantastic! - Marines... 829 01:10:28,398 --> 01:10:32,151 - Instructor Akbar! - Look! 830 01:10:39,158 --> 01:10:45,164 - Do you want to say more? - Play your lousy country, peasants! 831 01:10:49,502 --> 01:10:52,880 Welcome to the real USA! 832 01:10:53,397 --> 01:10:56,108 You look thinner in reality. 833 01:11:53,624 --> 01:11:56,400 New York City! 834 01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,086 - Is there a mosh pit? - Not in country. 835 01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:12,516 Josh... 836 01:12:28,406 --> 01:12:30,492 Josh! 837 01:12:32,494 --> 01:12:37,249 - Josh. Excuse me. - Go ahead. 838 01:12:37,415 --> 01:12:39,751 Look who's here, Dad. 839 01:12:39,918 --> 01:12:44,631 - Uncle R�vhul. - Josh! Josh! 840 01:12:53,181 --> 01:12:58,311 sorry i couldn't see what I had right in front of me. 841 01:12:58,478 --> 01:13:03,150 - Fun to tease the blind. - It's okay, Uncle Michael. 842 01:13:03,316 --> 01:13:08,613 You mean a lot to me, and I'm proud of what you do. 843 01:13:10,031 --> 01:13:13,618 I've always known that. 844 01:13:14,870 --> 01:13:19,666 Take care of yourself. There is lots of bad people out there. 845 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:23,837 It's okay as long as it lasts many good people here. 846 01:13:26,423 --> 01:13:31,511 If there is anything I can do. I can send my movies. 847 01:13:31,678 --> 01:13:36,892 We found more of your movies, when we took Saddam's palace. 848 01:13:37,058 --> 01:13:39,770 And the guys prefer feature films. 849 01:13:41,354 --> 01:13:45,984 But it would be nice if you could look at Lily and the children. 850 01:13:46,151 --> 01:13:48,445 Of course. I can handle that. 851 01:13:50,155 --> 01:13:54,117 - You have made Josh so happy. - Thanks, Jilly. 852 01:13:57,621 --> 01:14:01,333 Welcome to the fight. This time we win. 853 01:14:50,257 --> 01:14:54,553 Don't worry, Josh! I take care of the family. 854 01:15:02,686 --> 01:15:05,188 I probably thought you were here. 855 01:15:05,355 --> 01:15:09,151 Nice guy. Persian Gulf. He volunteered. 856 01:15:09,317 --> 01:15:12,070 I feel inept. What can I do? 857 01:15:12,237 --> 01:15:17,909 Be careful of the terrorists, as you have been to us. 858 01:15:18,076 --> 01:15:22,914 - Maybe a film about the good USA? - In Hollywood? Never in life. 859 01:15:23,081 --> 01:15:27,252 - Sorry, I was an idiot. - I'm sorry about the country. 860 01:15:27,419 --> 01:15:31,590 - Shall we have a sandwich? - Yes. They are good in New York. 861 01:15:31,757 --> 01:15:37,471 - Yes. Was it a spinal cord injury? - What a tough day. Totally unexpected. 862 01:15:37,637 --> 01:15:42,809 - Stem cell research is good, right? - A broken neck is a broken neck. 863 01:15:42,976 --> 01:15:47,647 From that day on he always celebrates national day. 864 01:15:47,814 --> 01:15:50,317 He does what he can for the soldiers. 865 01:15:50,484 --> 01:15:56,072 But above all, he has devoted himself to spread his hero's messages. 866 01:15:56,239 --> 01:16:03,330 Don't ask what your country can do do for you, ask what... 867 01:16:03,497 --> 01:16:08,752 I don't think JFK would say that in that way... 868 01:16:08,919 --> 01:16:12,881 - "What you can do for your country!" - Thank you! 869 01:16:13,048 --> 01:16:17,469 - What should we do? - Fire him, dammit! 870 01:16:17,636 --> 01:16:22,933 - That's how it should sound! - God bless the USA! 871 01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:28,271 People actually wanted to see movies about, how good America is. 872 01:16:28,438 --> 01:16:31,608 - Grandpa... - Hold up, grandpa... 873 01:16:33,126 --> 01:16:35,671 It's just a story. 874 01:16:35,837 --> 01:16:40,092 don't ask what your country can do for you - 875 01:16:40,258 --> 01:16:44,429 - but what you can do for your country. 876 01:16:44,596 --> 01:16:46,682 Thanks! 877 01:16:53,772 --> 01:16:57,651 Texts: J�rgen Toft www.sdimediagroup.com