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[plaintive music]

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[moaning]

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-Jimmy? Honey, I'm home.

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Jimmy?
Jimmy?

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Honey.

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-Oh, I can't help it, I'm cumming.

7
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[moaning]

8
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[dramatic music]

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-Pretty penny, you don't understand.

10
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-Oh, Jimmy, how could you?

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How could you?

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-Please, Farina, calm down.

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-Oh, and I was really ready
to quit and settle down.

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Quit Molly.
-Farina, you're cute, baby,

15
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but you just don't get
what it takes for -- -What?

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[moaning]

17
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[sultry jazz guitar music]

18
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-Happy anniversary, you bastard.

19
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-Are you a model?

20
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-Oh, yes, and an actress.

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I was real good in drama
and Ijust know I can make it.

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-I'II bet you can too.

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I think you've really got what it takes.

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I bet you're a real angel.

25
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Come and see me
when you get settled, okay?

26
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-Okay, thanks.

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-Keep smiling, angel.

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-Okay, Charlie.

29
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Wee.

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Oh.

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-Hi.
I'm Farina Madison.

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You told me to stop by.

33
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-Hello, angel.

34
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Sit down.

35
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You definitely got what it takes,

36
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angeL

37
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but we're going to need a lot of work.

38
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-I'm ready, Charlie.

39
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-We're going to need new clothes,
new makeup.

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We're going to have
to do something with your hair

41
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and from now on, your name is going
to be Formal Faucett—Minor.

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-Formal Faucett—Minor.

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I'm excited already.

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-Well, hold on.

45
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There's a lot of other things
we've got to work on.

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-Other things?

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I don't understand.

48
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-Come with me.

49
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I'm going to ShOW you
one of my other angels in action.

50
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-What we're looking for is someone
who can model lingerie and stockings.

51
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It's important that we get the right look.

52
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-Well, I'm sure I can handle that.

53
00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:52,800
[moody music]

54
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-There's other girls that I have to see.

55
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Really, we have to get this right.

56
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[moaning]

57
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:47,492
Oh, you're hired.

58
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,578
Oh.

59
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-Wow.

60
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,715
Wow.

61
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:35,457
[phone ringing]

62
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-Hello?

63
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:42,964
-Here, Charlie.

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-Hi, Angel.
It's Charlie.

65
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I've got your first interview set up.

66
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-Oh, that's wonderful, Charlie,
when and where?

67
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-It's a house on the hills, Angel.

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2111 Hilltop Lane

69
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at 11:00 AM.

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The product is Ballzack Shampoo.

71
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Got it?

72
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,118
Good luck, angel,

73
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,121
and keep smiling.

74
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,176
-Oh, Ballzack Shampoo makes my hair shine,

75
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shine, shine.

76
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-You know something?

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I've got a really good feeling
about this lady.

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Yes.

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-WOMV.

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-Yes.
WOMV.

81
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,754
The place where everyone comes from.

82
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The hottest licking radio station
in the whole universe.

83
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,428
Hey, baby, don't touch that dial,
because here comes Mona

84
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with the inside scoop on Tinsel Land.

85
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Take it away, Mona.

86
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-Thanks, Dick.

87
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,938
John Bank reopened his London restaurant
from the ashes, three weeks

88
00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,900
after a major fire,
and gave one of the biggest faces

89
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,359
that trendy Mayfair crowd

90
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:29,154
that eats Chinese chow
every chance it gets

91
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,072
had almost ever seen.

92
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:35,702
Five hundred freeloaded is shoved in
and 2,500 bottles of wine

93
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were poured down throats,

94
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and no one had to have
his jaws pried open, either.

95
00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:41,708
Mrs. Bang,

96
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,043
dean of the trendies,

97
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,505
was all done up in a velvet,
ostrich trim dress.

98
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:50,258
Sandra Hoes was caught admiring it
out of the corner of her eye,

99
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:51,301
the sly puss.

100
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:55,764
Mary, the Duchess of Sanford,
dropped a drink on Laura Honeycut's foot

101
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:58,600
and was heard to exclaim,
"Isn't this fun?"

102
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,228
Mary does have a way with words.

103
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:06,441
Pop star Shiloh's punk hair style,
a bright, red crew cut designed

104
00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:11,071
for her by her husband, of all people,
captures everyone's attention.

105
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,867
If she intended to go unnoticed,
red was definitely not the right color.

106
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,370
Superwoman Diane Wagner,

107
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,790
super estranged from her actor husband,
John Humphrey,

108
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:26,336
is finding consolation with Ray Wayne,
one of the handsome hunks

109
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,338
from the hit movie, Laundry Room.

110
00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:34,427
The TV movie Search for Affection
will be made by that angel, Sheila Jensen,

111
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,138
who will be a busy girl
during her time off.

112
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,934
She plans to do "Search"
as well as another TV movie.

113
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:45,188
Charlie Andrews' angels
all seem to be doing so well.

114
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I wonder why.

115
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Not all the good jobs are taken,
girls, so don't despair.

116
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Walla is still looking for a lovely to be
the Ballzack Shampoo girl

117
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and Jerry Klein is frantically searching
for a sweet thing to be the Sweet, Sweet,

118
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Strawberry Douche girl.

119
00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:03,373
Better hurry, girls,

120
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:07,127
before Charlie sends his angel
to capture these juicy plums.

121
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,130
Oh, while I'm
on the subject of Charlie Andrews

122
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:11,381
and Juicy Plums...

123
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John Sutton, associate producer
of the new TV series, Pink Squad,

124
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,389
has just signed two
of the three female leads,

125
00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:22,684
who just happen to be
represented by guess who?

126
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,646
Charlie's Angels really are little devils,
aren't they?

127
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:31,526
This is Mona from Tinseltown,
saying, "bye-bye."

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00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,322
-Formal Faucett-Minor?

129
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,823
“Lei?“

130
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-Hi.

131
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[waltzing piano music]

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[moaning]

133
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,064
[phone ringing]

134
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,359
Hello.

135
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,528
-I'm really proud of you, honey.

136
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,530
Ballzack people just called

137
00:19:58,613 --> 00:20:01,408
and you're their new choice
as the Ballzack Beauty.

138
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,159
That's my angel.

139
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,120
Congratulations, baby.

140
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:07,122
You must have really impressed them.

141
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:08,873
They sounded so positive.

142
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,418
I know there are a
lot of submissions for that one.

143
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,211
Yes.

144
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,547
Oh, yes.

145
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,048
Yes.

146
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,134
Shooting's tomorrow, angel.

147
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,344
Call me when you finish there, okay?

148
00:20:22,303 --> 00:20:24,514
I've got some more go-sees for you
in that part of town.

149
00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:27,058
Now, get some rest
for the shooting, my girl.

150
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,185
I want you to look really fresh.

151
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,439
The Ballzack Beauty,
that's really something

152
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,440
for your first job.

153
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,358
Really, really something.

154
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,069
Good work, baby.

155
00:20:39,612 --> 00:20:40,613
Hey, angel,

156
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,991
keep smiling.

157
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:50,457
[moody music]

158
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,083
-This lady's got magic.

159
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,544
She's going to go all the way.

160
00:20:55,378 --> 00:22:28,388
[moody music cont]

161
00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:30,139
-That's wonderful, Charlie.

162
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:33,643
Thanks so much.

163
00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:34,978
Thanks so much, Charlie.

164
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,396
I'll call you.

165
00:22:37,313 --> 00:23:31,117
[moody music]

166
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:33,953
[moaning]
That's so good.

167
00:23:34,203 --> 00:23:35,872
[moaning]
Suck it.

168
00:23:36,205 --> 00:23:39,083
[moaning]

169
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,210
Good.
That's so good.

170
00:23:42,837 --> 00:23:44,380
Now, come up here.

171
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,008
Send that lovely cock.

172
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:50,178
[moaning]

173
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,828
-Oh, yeah.
[groaning]

174
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:29,962
[moaning]

175
00:26:30,963 --> 00:26:50,066
[heavy breathing]

176
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:15,258
-Oh, yeah.

177
00:27:57,925 --> 00:27:58,926
-All right, now.

178
00:27:59,051 --> 00:28:00,303
This is the last shot of the day.

179
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,054
We're going to get it right
and we're going to hurry up.

180
00:28:02,054 --> 00:28:03,556
We're not going to stand here all day.

181
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:04,891
Everybody, get ready.

182
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,267
Who's talking?

183
00:28:06,642 --> 00:28:09,145
You know how I can't stand
any talking on my set.

184
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:10,730
Cut that out.

185
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,190
Sound?

186
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,608
Sound, would you get ready?

187
00:28:14,817 --> 00:28:16,194
Come on, get that camera over here.

188
00:28:18,112 --> 00:28:20,281
We've only got minutes left
to get this thing done.

189
00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:22,533
Okay, girl.

190
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,660
Just do it right for me one time.

191
00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:25,661
That's all.

192
00:28:26,495 --> 00:28:27,663
Everybody, standby.

193
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:30,750
Action.

194
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,377
-Mary, you look so sad.

195
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,923
[whispers]

196
00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,799
-Oh, it's Bam.

197
00:28:40,259 --> 00:28:42,178
Oh, Jean, we used to be so close.

198
00:28:42,803 --> 00:28:44,222
Now, he won't even come near me.

199
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,349
-I think I know what the problem is.

200
00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:47,642
I went through the same thing.

201
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,185
-Really? What did you do?

202
00:28:49,518 --> 00:28:52,021
-I switched to a Sweet,
Sweet Strawberry Douche.

203
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:54,190
Now, everybody wants to get close to me.

204
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,858
-Do you think that would work for me?

205
00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,652
-Mary, believe me.

206
00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,738
Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche
and the whole world will want

207
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,781
to get next to you.

208
00:29:02,156 --> 00:29:03,199
-Oh, thank you, Jean.

209
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:04,450
I'm so glad you're my friend.

210
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,161
-Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche,

211
00:29:07,828 --> 00:29:09,664
the only friend a girl really needs.

212
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,251
-Cut.
Oh, great.

213
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,585
Beautiful, girls. Beautiful.

214
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:16,045
That's great.

215
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,130
I got time to get to my hair appointment.

216
00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:19,298
Thanks a lot, girls.

217
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,427
-That was fantastic.

218
00:29:23,552 --> 00:29:25,012
I'm so excited.

219
00:29:25,179 --> 00:29:26,180
-To tell you the truth,

220
00:29:26,472 --> 00:29:28,266
I get horny every shoot I'm on.

221
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,392
-Let's get the director.

222
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:31,978
-I don't think he likes girls.

223
00:29:32,019 --> 00:29:33,145
-Well, let's teach him.

224
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,273
-Right on.

225
00:29:44,323 --> 00:29:46,534
-What are you doing?
What are you doing?

226
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:47,994
-Quit crying like a baby.

227
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,704
Shutup.
-Give me those glasses back.

228
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,830
I can't see.

229
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:52,832
What are you doing?
-You'll love it.

230
00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:55,042
-Stop this.
Stop this immediately.

231
00:29:56,502 --> 00:29:57,545
Hey.
Help.

232
00:29:57,753 --> 00:29:59,046
Help.
-Quit your fighting.

233
00:29:59,046 --> 00:30:00,339
-Hey, give me some of that rope.

234
00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:02,591
-I've never been with a woman before.

235
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,427
I'm dead serious.

236
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:05,511
-Oh, boy.

237
00:30:05,511 --> 00:30:07,054
-Let me go.
Come on.

238
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:08,973
Stop it.

239
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,016
-Hey, just shut up.
-Help.

240
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,600
-Just shut up.
-Hey.

241
00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:12,727
[groaning]

242
00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:15,146
[laughing]

243
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,940
-We got him now.

244
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:18,941
-Yeah.

245
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:23,321
[groaning]

246
00:30:23,362 --> 00:30:26,615
-Shh, just shut up.

247
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:12,943
[moaning]

248
00:38:18,545 --> 00:38:22,216
-Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche.

249
00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:24,885
The only friend a girl ever needs.

250
00:38:27,095 --> 00:38:29,515
Oh, oh.

251
00:38:30,849 --> 00:38:33,519
[traffic humming]

252
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:17,896
-All right, Angel,

253
00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:19,731
this is it.

254
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:20,816
The big one.

255
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,401
Yes.

256
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,529
This is the opportunity we've
really been waiting for,

257
00:39:26,154 --> 00:39:27,155
a series.

258
00:39:27,656 --> 00:39:31,451
I've got a man really interested in you
for the lead in a TV detective show.

259
00:39:32,452 --> 00:39:33,829
This is really it, Angel,

260
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:35,414
the big break.

261
00:39:36,164 --> 00:39:37,165
Now,

262
00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:40,210
I'm going to have you meet
the executive producer tonight.

263
00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:42,462
You've got to get through this man, Angel.

264
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:46,466
I want you all dolled up and ready
for action at 4:30 sharp.

265
00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:48,093
He's sending a limousine for you.

266
00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:50,679
Just be ready for anything.

267
00:39:51,346 --> 00:39:53,390
Show him your stuff and really charm him.

268
00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:55,350
Okay?

269
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:57,561
[chuckling]
Yes.

270
00:40:00,814 --> 00:40:02,608
Well, you're doing fine so far.

271
00:40:02,649 --> 00:40:04,526
You've got two big commercials
on the board.

272
00:40:06,361 --> 00:40:07,362
Huh?

273
00:40:10,365 --> 00:40:11,575
This is really it.

274
00:40:11,825 --> 00:40:14,453
If you get this one, you're on your way.

275
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:18,582
Huh?

276
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,544
Okay, Angel.

277
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:26,173
Oh, I will, I will.

278
00:40:29,134 --> 00:40:30,594
Oh, that's beautiful.

279
00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:32,804
Huh?

280
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:35,223
[laughing]

281
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:39,436
-Yeah, huh?

282
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:44,858
Oh, I don't have to tell you anything.

283
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,277
I think you know exactly what to do.

284
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,781
Right, Angel?

285
00:40:54,284 --> 00:40:55,452
I'll call you in the morning.

286
00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:57,579
Is that okay?

287
00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:03,377
You're going to be a big star, sweetheart.

288
00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:10,217
Yes.

289
00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:14,554
[laughing]

290
00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:17,933
Piece of cake.

291
00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:25,273
Okay.

292
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:29,569
Don't forget, this one
is really important.

293
00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:34,741
I'll call you in the morning.

294
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,371
Bye, Angel.

295
00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:58,849
[moaning]

296
00:41:59,224 --> 00:42:00,892
-That's my angels.

297
00:42:02,352 --> 00:42:05,313
Oh, that's my angels.

298
00:42:05,647 --> 00:42:44,352
[moaning]

299
00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:47,355
-Oh, yeah.
Very nice.

300
00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:51,526
Very, very nice.

301
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,905
[moody music]

302
00:42:54,988 --> 00:42:55,989
-Oh.

303
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:02,287
That's my angels.

304
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:18,178
-Thank you.

305
00:43:20,138 --> 00:43:21,139
Thank you.

306
00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:24,392
-Freeze.

307
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,812
I've got you covered.

308
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:30,941
Don't move.

309
00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:32,692
I'II blast you.

310
00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:34,194
[laughing]

311
00:45:10,665 --> 00:45:12,667
-You're being considered
for the featured lead

312
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,086
in a new series, called the Pink Squad.

313
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,924
The girls who make up this special team

314
00:45:20,842 --> 00:45:22,636
are exposed to dangers of all sorts.

315
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,221
All sorts.

316
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,016
Through their ingenuity and their talents,

317
00:45:29,392 --> 00:45:33,897
all their talents, they vanquish
all criminal challenges put to them.

318
00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,191
-You don't have to worry about me, sir.

319
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:38,777
I'm a very ingenious and talented girl.

320
00:45:40,195 --> 00:45:41,196
-Show me.

321
00:49:28,673 --> 00:49:30,300
-Ah, thank you, Ms. Minor.

322
00:49:31,509 --> 00:49:32,510
That'll be all for now.

323
00:49:34,095 --> 00:49:35,221
You will be hearing from us.

324
00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:42,270
-I don't care how dangerous it is, Chief.

325
00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:45,106
They're lice and I won't rest
until they're put in the Slammer.

326
00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,817
[phone ringing]

327
00:49:49,235 --> 00:49:49,694
-Hello?

328
00:49:50,069 --> 00:49:51,988
-Ms. Minor, this is John Sutton.

329
00:49:52,071 --> 00:49:54,073
I'm the associate producer
of The Pink Squad.

330
00:49:54,365 --> 00:49:55,658
I would like to lock in my cast.

331
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,619
Would it be possible to see you tonight?

332
00:49:57,744 --> 00:49:58,745
-Absolutely.

333
00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:01,581
Where do I go?
-6969 TV Road.

334
00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:03,666
-Got it. Thank you.

335
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:04,751
I'll be right there.

336
00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:09,672
-Watch out, world.

337
00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:11,841
Here comes Formal Faucett-Minor.

338
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,304
-I'm Formal Faucett-Minor.

339
00:50:16,554 --> 00:50:18,389
Mr. Sutton is expecting me.

340
00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:21,684
-Please, wait here.

341
00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:22,894
I'll be right back.

342
00:50:59,138 --> 00:51:01,599
-Is Mr. Sutton going to see me?

343
00:51:01,849 --> 00:51:03,893
-Oh, don't worry, child.

344
00:51:04,185 --> 00:51:06,646
Mr. Sutton will definitely see you.

345
00:51:09,482 --> 00:51:12,819
Why don't we just sit over here
and you can tell me a little bit

346
00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:13,987
about yourself.

347
00:51:15,905 --> 00:51:19,909
-Well, I got here about six months ago.

348
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,662
I had to hitch from Texas.

349
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:28,334
Fortunately, Charlie Andrews
picked me up right outside ofAmarillo.

350
00:51:29,168 --> 00:51:30,878
Since I've been one of his angels,

351
00:51:31,796 --> 00:51:33,881
the whole world
has been opening up for me.

352
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:39,304
I've been the Ballzack Beauty, the Sweet,
Sweet Strawberry Douche girl.

353
00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:43,683
Isn't Mr. Sutton going to --

354
00:51:45,768 --> 00:51:47,562
[moaning]

355
00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:25,923
-Is it over?
-No, it's only just begun.

356
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:30,386
I think you're going to be
a very valuable asset

357
00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:33,055
to the production company.

358
00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:36,267
[moaning]

359
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:49,590
[plaintive piano music]

360
00:57:50,299 --> 00:57:54,637
-I want us all to give
a big congratulations to my new angel.

361
00:57:56,931 --> 00:57:59,183
1, 2, 3.
Congratulations.

362
00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:11,988
-I'm so happy for you.

363
00:58:12,363 --> 00:58:14,532
[laughing]

364
00:58:16,867 --> 00:58:17,868
Ooh.

365
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,537
[indistinct chatter]

366
00:58:19,954 --> 00:58:30,548
[moody music]

367
00:58:30,881 --> 00:58:31,882
-Let's party.

368
00:58:48,232 --> 00:58:49,483
[indistinct whispers]

369
00:59:18,262 --> 00:59:22,725
[indistinct whispers]

370
00:59:26,520 --> 01:00:19,490
[moaning]

371
01:05:39,768 --> 01:05:41,019
-Oh, I made it big.

372
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:42,271
Fuck you, Jimmy.

373
01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:44,022
[moaning]

374
01:05:44,231 --> 01:05:45,232
[laughing]