1 00:00:01,409 --> 00:00:06,210 and hereinafter shall be referred to as the last will and testament of Richard 2 00:00:06,210 --> 00:00:10,970 Simon. To my beloved mother, Cecilia, I leave the contents of my personal 3 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:15,970 savings accounts and my $15 ,000 serviceman's group life insurance. 4 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:19,590 I also appoint her trustee for my military decorations. 5 00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:26,330 To my dearest little brother, Andrew, and I think this is the only time in my 6 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,730 life I ever called you that. 7 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:31,450 What can I leave you that isn't already in your house? 8 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:33,750 My boat. 9 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:38,590 Now, I know you never thought much of it, but on the next page you'll notice I 10 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:44,250 bequeath all my tools and standing equipment to Carlos Escobar with my 11 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:48,150 request to make the hole in the water seaworthy for you, A .J. 12 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:51,410 You sure about all this? 13 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:52,770 Yeah, you're right. 14 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:57,070 Standing equipment ought to go to Gordy's wick. Do I borrow it, Tom? 15 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,040 What about him? 16 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:04,739 I was on his own when I found him. Besides anything I'd give to him, he'd 17 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:06,720 squander it on strays and old soup bones. 18 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,020 Oh, yeah. Sorry about your allergy. Next time, Marlowe stays at home. 19 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,200 Why can't we do this in my office? 20 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,660 I don't go to that neighborhood. 21 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:19,740 Remember the last time I got my windshield blown out? Hey, I validate 22 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,300 With what, a magnum? 23 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,620 I've got to be in court 20 minutes ago. 24 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:25,400 Geez, I'm sorry. I held you up. 25 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:28,800 That's okay. It's murder one. Guy roasted his brother -in -law. It'll 26 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,060 I'll redraft this sucker and get it back to you next week, okay? Sooner the 27 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,060 better, Mello. 28 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,380 What's the flea -bitten mutt doing here? I was just going to take him to the 29 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:39,160 vet. Yeah, I wasn't referring to Marlowe. 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,180 AJ, love to stay, but I'm way too big. 31 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:49,060 I thought we agreed never to take another case from him. He just happened 32 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:49,939 in the neighborhood. 33 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:53,760 Oh, he did not. Our neighborhood isn't zoned for that kind of plea. 34 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,180 Ah, ah, defamation of character. 35 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:58,180 Can I use your phone? 36 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,760 They told me again. 37 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,140 You'd think they'd leave a Studebaker alone. 38 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,820 It's a national treasure. 39 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:10,539 Anybody see him come in here? It's bad for business. Very careful. It's my 40 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:11,920 personal attorney you're talking about. 41 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,360 You're what? 42 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:17,280 Nah, he's just doing a little thing for me. 43 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,400 Rick, are you in some kind of trouble? No, not anymore. 44 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,459 You need a lift? 45 00:02:21,460 --> 00:02:24,480 Nah, nah, they'll give me a loaner down there. Let me walk you out. There's one 46 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,440 little detail I forgot to talk to you about. Sure thing. It's your life. 47 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,560 You can cry if you want to. 48 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:37,900 What's going on here? 49 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,280 I know it's his death. 50 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,360 It's all right. 51 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,340 Well, well, well. 52 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,620 Either Rick is dying or he's growing up. 53 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,280 Don't tell me. 54 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:21,990 You've been drafted. Nope. This is bigger. Better. 55 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:25,510 This is nuts. Looks like your entire life decided to have a swap meet. 56 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:29,150 Well, oddly enough, that's pretty much what happened. Oh, no. Forget it. We are 57 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:33,030 not going to have the crazed swarm of cheap psycho bargain hunters that your 58 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:36,630 possessions will undoubtedly attract, not to mention your friends. Sit down, A 59 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,630 .J. 60 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:39,410 Where? 61 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:43,110 Uh, well, if you move this stuff off the ground... If this is going to be an A 62 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:45,470 .J., you better sit down. I'd rather stand up. 63 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,030 Okay. You ready? 64 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,040 I'm moving. 65 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,500 Where, when, and why? 66 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,140 Out now because it's time. 67 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,440 Is this the full moon again? No, that's got nothing to do with it. It's just all 68 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,040 of a sudden my life has become one big full moon. 69 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,620 Who is she? 70 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:09,100 It's just that little voice inside me saying it's time to pull the cord and 71 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,320 this crazy free fall. 72 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:11,540 Land someplace. 73 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,140 Someplace I can call my own. 74 00:04:15,899 --> 00:04:18,940 Adriana. Forget it. She's not your type. You haven't even met her. She's still 75 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:22,880 not your type. Look, Rick, this sort of thing ends up with you somewhere in 76 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,460 Oregon waking up in the power wagon looking for your shoes. All I know is 77 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:29,280 something's shaking here, and when one of these life force things happens to 78 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:34,600 you, you've got to move on it. Go up to my room, take a nice, long, hot shower, 79 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:35,920 rub your neck. 80 00:04:36,220 --> 00:04:41,940 This is not like the other times. Will you button up for just a minute so I can 81 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,760 explain to you why this is not like the other times? 82 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:46,640 Thank you. 83 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,640 I know this is going to be a difficult concept for you to grasp, at least to 84 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,640 begin with. 85 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:53,340 Here goes. 86 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,220 You ever heard of emotional aerobics? 87 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,220 Has he sustained any head injuries recently? 88 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:04,160 No, but he's been standing on it all week. 89 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:06,650 You're sure it's not that full moon thing again? 90 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:08,750 It's a tradition with him now. 91 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:13,230 No, symptoms are different. Rick wouldn't even dream of moving during a 92 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,930 moon. Well, he's not himself already. 93 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:19,250 Yesterday he came by babbling about some Filipino purification diet program. 94 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:24,210 The bow ties, of course. I didn't think anything of it at the time. A week ago 95 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:27,790 he went through some trunks in the attic. He left with a half a dozen old 96 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:28,790 ties. 97 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:32,870 I wonder if we could get him to see Dr. Gassner. 98 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,460 Aren't we overlooking the obvious here? Doesn't Rick have a birthday coming up 99 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:40,220 soon? Oh, Rick's birthday isn't for another two months. No, but Tom's right. 100 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,940 Hormones can't read a calendar. The man is sailing right into a midlife crisis. 101 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,380 Without any navigational aids. 102 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:49,340 Man the lifeboats, we got one hell of a storm coming. 103 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,200 Well, maybe we better check out Hurricane Adriana. 104 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:58,460 Uh... I've been having this recurrent dream. 105 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:03,340 And it's always the same, except... Sometimes I'm wearing different foot 106 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:10,020 Anyway, I'm climbing this weird mountain. 107 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:16,840 Snowcapped peaks must be somewhere in the Himalayas, even though there are no 108 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:21,340 signs. But the guides that are with me are wearing those 109 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:27,540 sheep hats and the rotten woolly vests. 110 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:36,100 Anyway, I'm right up there on this high ledge overlooking what must be 111 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:42,600 Mongolia, I guess, and all of a sudden the Sherpas, 112 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:49,320 they wave at me and they say, goodbye, Mr. Simon, you know the way 113 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,360 down, and they're gone. 114 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:11,670 is a very special day for us. 115 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:17,810 I'd like to speak for the group when I tell Rick how happy we are for him that 116 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:19,290 he was able to open up like that. 117 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:22,650 I mean, that's third year stuff we're looking at. This is only your third day. 118 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:30,170 But we all move at our own pace. And what's good for Rick here may not be 119 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:31,170 for Vince. 120 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:35,010 Okay, like I said at the last meeting, we're going to move on to the exercises. 121 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,700 Mom, this is ridiculous. 122 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:45,600 I told you I'd pay for the rental. If I'm going to stake out my own son, I'm 123 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,440 going to worry about incidentals. No, no, no. I mean the whole thing. 124 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,080 I mean, why don't you just invite her over for dinner? 125 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:55,540 Dinner? Schminner, you can't tell anything across the table. You've got to 126 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,620 under it to get the real story. 127 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,200 There they are. 128 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,960 I don't know. Maybe I'm moving too fast. 129 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:11,330 Just thinking about everything I said to the group in there, I feel strange. 130 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:13,570 Huh. 131 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,470 Wouldn't you know it. 132 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:16,790 A blonde. 133 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,630 Always a blonde. 134 00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:23,790 Good. Strange, you know. 135 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:26,490 Strange. 136 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:33,510 Hey, when everybody started talking about what the Sherpas meant, especially 137 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:35,210 that guy that said they... 138 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,230 represented my long -repressed hatred of short people. 139 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:40,110 It all started to make sense. 140 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:43,150 Yeah, I wouldn't be in therapy the rest of my life. 141 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:46,250 Oh, you're going to do just fine. 142 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:48,690 Don't take the others so seriously. 143 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,410 If they had any answers, why would they be in the group? 144 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:58,570 Okay, let's roll. 145 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,650 Mom, would you try and relax, please? 146 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:11,430 My son's off with a blonde bimbo and joined with some cult, and you're asking 147 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:12,430 to relax? 148 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:16,170 Mom, it's not a cult. It's part of the university curriculum. 149 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:19,390 Besides which, Rick isn't interested in the seminar. He's interested in the 150 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:20,390 blonde. 151 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,290 This isn't about Rick. 152 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:26,490 This is about you. 153 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:32,070 You've seen Rick with lots of women before. It's just the first time he's 154 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,070 moved in with one. 155 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:37,860 And you're afraid he's picked the wrong woman to spend the rest of his life 156 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:40,000 with. And frankly, I'm not so sure about Adriana myself. 157 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,100 But trust me, this is all going to work itself out. 158 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:48,680 We're all of us going through a difficult period of adjustment here. 159 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,700 I guess you're right. 160 00:09:53,340 --> 00:10:00,040 I'm not going to overreact. I'm going to say... Oh, my God. 161 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,300 What? 162 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:04,730 Give me your gun. Now, Mom, that's overreacting. 163 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:08,230 You don't want to do anything. Oh, yes, I do. 164 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:15,270 There you go, Mom. Lee? 165 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:19,590 Hey, hey, hey. He's getting some ice. He's parking. Yes, he is, Mom, but I 166 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:19,910 realize... 167 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:27,430 You're 168 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:28,430 sure about that? 169 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:30,510 Then we'll go back to your apartment. 170 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:34,190 You're the one who's always laughing and talking about it. Yeah. 171 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:38,630 Let's confront your real feelings and see where they take us. 172 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,190 And anyway, I've got a roommate. 173 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:42,209 We got a roommate? 174 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:44,050 Oh, don't worry. Our spheres are beginning to part. 175 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,610 Let's go in. 176 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:33,490 Never been here before. It's all talk, huh? Just kind of horsing around. 177 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:38,770 Well, you better get off that saddle right now, mister, because your Bronco 178 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:42,710 isn't going to be bucking tonight. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 179 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,070 Mom! 180 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,570 Good. 181 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:57,010 Don't be ridiculous. You can't file criminal charges against your own 182 00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,850 even though she is trying to file them against you. What is it with you guys? 183 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:05,110 Last week you were a nice family, American Gothic. Now you're just Gothic, 184 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:08,830 disturbing the peace at an adult motel. Well, she started it. I was just there 185 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:09,830 minding my own business. 186 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:12,170 Risky business if you don't mind my objective opinion. 187 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,850 Objective? I will tell you what's the objective here. 188 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,990 I am the objective of a Puritan witch hunt. 189 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:19,510 Don't be paranoid. 190 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:23,390 All right, look, so I wanted to hit a few extra balls down the back nine, 191 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,570 stretch these old legs before they need support hose. 192 00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:29,850 All of a sudden, I'm descended on by the wrath of Khan out there like some moral 193 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:33,110 leper. She's only trying to show you how much she cares, Rick. 194 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:38,130 Come on, a mother's love is far more satisfying than a romp in hot, sudsy 195 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,390 Well, it's better than a lot of things. 196 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,930 When we leave here, I'm going to wake up Stan Zellman and have that moral leper 197 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,270 written out of the will. 198 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,970 Mom, things will look different in the morning. 199 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,960 Sure, it'll be in all the papers by then. 200 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,820 Simon family tears up adult motel. 201 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,320 I've never been so embarrassed in my life. 202 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,700 You've never been so concerned in your life. 203 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,160 Yes, I guess you're right. 204 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,880 I wonder just who is going through a midlife crisis. 205 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,980 We all are, Mom. 206 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,030 Sorry. 207 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,130 Sorry. She cut him out of will. 208 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,490 Good. Means he's not that serious. 209 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,810 I was worried I was going to have to book them both. 210 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,730 I'm Adriana, and you're Cecilia. 211 00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:11,610 I just love all this feeling, don't you? 212 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,740 I've seen some flakes in my life, but she takes the cake. 213 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,500 Rick is obviously out of his mind. 214 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,740 Your mom's cute, Rick. 215 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,100 Yeah, I think she's beginning to like you, too. 216 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,380 Who are you calling? 217 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,320 Joe. Joe? 218 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,880 Joe Willard, my roommate. 219 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,200 Oh, Joe, as in Joanne. 220 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,680 Don't worry, Rick, it's nothing serious. It's just that. 221 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,560 And anyway, we'll get rid of him. 222 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,299 Oh, Joe. 223 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,300 Artie. 224 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,880 Come on in. 225 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600 What are you doing here? 226 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,300 Oh, I just stopped by to give you something. 227 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:24,290 Don't stop. I'm not really awake yet. 228 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,370 What's wrong? 229 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,160 I was just thinking about this Joe guy. 230 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,640 He'd walk in here any second. 231 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:02,140 I feel like I ought to talk to him or something. 232 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,260 Oh, Rick. 233 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,420 You're so sensitive. 234 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:09,880 I'm really proud to know you, Rick. 235 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,859 But Joe won't mind, trust me. Oh, well, I mind. 236 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:29,250 The more I think about, well, feel it, really, the more I'm sure that you and I 237 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,870 should cease all activity on a physical plane until you've met Joe. 238 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:37,170 Uh, that's, uh, not exactly what I meant. 239 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,090 Uh, what I meant was, um... Hey, Jay. 240 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,410 Hey, Rick. 241 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,210 Gotta find a missing person. 242 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,750 Name is Joe Willard. All right. 243 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:49,170 Let's go do the preliminary interview with the client right now. I'm the 244 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,450 I'll forego my usual fee and I'll pay you. 245 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,120 With what? 246 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,940 Come on, AJ. It's the first time I've ever been in love. 247 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,280 Really, in love. 248 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,740 Now, how would you feel if the one true love in my life didn't work out just 249 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,980 because you wouldn't give me a hand? 250 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,560 She says she loves me because of my mind. 251 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,780 Who is Joe Willard? What difference does that make? He's a human being. 252 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,900 And he's Adriana's roommate. 253 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,139 He's what? 254 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,220 He's Adriana's roommate. 255 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,580 Yeah, okay. 256 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,180 I'll see you at the office. 257 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:46,840 Well... Joe's? 258 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:54,790 AJ didn't find anything either. We checked out all the places you 259 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:56,930 Is there anything else? 260 00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,110 I want you to tell me every little detail about him. 261 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:04,790 Well, he's really very sweet. 262 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:05,990 You'll like him. 263 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:10,290 Solid and responsible, just like you are. 264 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,810 It's not like him to go on vacation without leaving me a note. 265 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,610 And his gym shoes worry me. 266 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,650 His gym shoes worry you? 267 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,980 They're Merkle Zip Z -Cred sprinters. He'd never abandon them. 268 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,340 He takes such good care of his body. 269 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:33,060 Uh, so, Adriana, it'd be real nice if you could loan me, uh, Joe's address 270 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:38,740 His current bills, if they happen to be around, or any letters he might have 271 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,320 left, you know, anything like that. 272 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,020 You think he's dead, don't you? 273 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,840 Oh, no, no, not at all. He's probably just unavoidably detained. 274 00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:50,219 Happens all the time. 275 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,080 Hello. Hi. 276 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,680 Miss Bessner? 277 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:59,040 Hi. My name is A .J. Simon. I'm a friend of Joe Willard. 278 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,500 Yeah. 279 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,500 Actually, I was wondering if you'd seen him any time in the last few days. 280 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,880 Oh. 281 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,100 Oh, that's great. Where were you skiing? 282 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,360 No, well, thank you anyway, Mr. Esner. 283 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640 Aida. 284 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,680 Right. Nice talking to you, too. 285 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,900 My left ear is numb. 286 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,180 Well, all I've got is a receipt from Alberto's paper hangers and a Christmas 287 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,440 card from some tropical fish doctor. 288 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,120 But nothing unusual. 289 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:49,280 Well, according to his calendar... 290 00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:56,300 He was supposed to meet somebody named Artie Kaufman at 4 o 'clock on Friday. 291 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,740 What makes you think this guy Kaufman is in any of our files? 292 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,220 We have looked under all the usual rocks. The guy isn't there. 293 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:09,260 The law enforcement's assistance administration didn't give us that 294 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,100 you could spy on Adriana's old plane. 295 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:14,280 Come on, town's the middle of the night. All that computer time's just going 296 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,320 away. Yeah, all those megabytes gathering dust. 297 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,340 All we need's an address and a phone number. 298 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,260 Come on. Right, all right. 299 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,520 See file number 8536214. 300 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,920 Is this guy in jail? 301 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,440 Don't think so. He was supposed to have met Willard two days ago. 302 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,150 It was a mistake, sir. Sorry. Computer glitch. 303 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:57,610 Yeah. 304 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,430 Anything wrong? 305 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,810 You don't want to know. Yes, we do. No, you don't. Yes, we do. 306 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:07,790 Well, we just stumbled across the file of a government witness who was killed 307 00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:08,669 two days ago. 308 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:09,670 Artie Konofsky. 309 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,270 Art Kaufman was Artie Konofsky, the guy that got blown up in the plane? 310 00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:17,930 I didn't say that. We were supposed to have met Joe Willard two days ago. Now, 311 00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:18,930 what if they got them both? 312 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:21,770 Look, don't worry. I don't know much about this case, but I do read the 313 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:24,710 newspapers. They found one body, and they also found some ID. 314 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:28,470 Well, yeah, but two guys who were supposed to be together disappear on the 315 00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:31,410 day, even if they've only got one body. Are they sure it was Karnowski? 316 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:36,490 Karnowski filed the flight plans, he gassed up the plane, and he also talked 317 00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:38,030 the control tower after takeoff. 318 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,470 I thought we were going to see Men of La Mancha. 319 00:22:41,710 --> 00:22:44,790 We are. We are, Betty. We're just picking up the tickets. Listen, we're 320 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:48,110 need three surgical gowns and some latex gloves. I don't want to know what 321 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:49,110 you've got in mind. 322 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:50,229 Not at all. 323 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:51,330 Ah, that'll be fun. 324 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,090 Thank you. I'll get the stuff. 325 00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:57,290 Okay. 326 00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:06,730 While we're waiting, would you mind just doing a little favor for us? 327 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,290 Just what do you think I am? 328 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:15,550 A very talented dental hygienist, Betty. 329 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:21,510 Look, see, these are x -rays of a guy that we're looking for, Joe Willard. And 330 00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:22,510 we want to know... 331 00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:24,530 Are these Joe Willard's teeth? 332 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:27,950 Well, is this one? 333 00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:31,970 These x -rays couldn't belong to the dead guy. 334 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,170 These are riddled with cavities. 335 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:37,090 The guy in the bag has perfect teeth. 336 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:39,150 Federal agents, you're under arrest. 337 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,650 We were just here to pick up tickets to Men of La Mancha. 338 00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:46,670 You guys are really something. Just how dead does Artie Karnofsky have to be? 339 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,930 If it had gone easier on the explosives, you wouldn't need dental records to 340 00:23:58,930 --> 00:24:02,850 prove it's Artie Karnofsky. We are private investigators looking for a 341 00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:06,930 person. We know your PIs. We checked that hours ago. But you also decided to 342 00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:09,730 pick up a quick $50 ,000 and take out Artie Karnofsky. 343 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:12,110 Well, look at the file we took to the morgue. 344 00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:13,930 It's Joe Willard's file. 345 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:15,350 What's it for? 346 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,590 To identify Joe Willard's body. 347 00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:21,890 It's his dental file from his dentist, Dr. 348 00:24:22,110 --> 00:24:23,850 Mitkin. Dr. Mitkin, I know. 349 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:25,270 Who's Joe Willard? 350 00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:27,470 The guy whose body we're looking for. 351 00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:30,050 You killed two guys with the same dentist? 352 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:35,330 Joe Willard and Artie Kronofsky had the same dentist. 353 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,710 Don't act surprised. 354 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,030 If this guy Joe Willard doesn't turn up, you're on the hook for his murder, too. 355 00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:42,610 Hey, wait. Don't you get it? 356 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:44,890 There's only one body. 357 00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:47,910 But two guys with the same dentist are missing. 358 00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:51,190 Well, what if their files got switched somehow? That would be Joe Willard. 359 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,790 Records in a dentist's office don't get switched. 360 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:56,870 Three to San Diego, too. 361 00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:00,270 All right, get out of here. 362 00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:09,030 Damn. 363 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,090 I think they're right. 364 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,130 What if Karnofsky is still alive? 365 00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:23,330 How's it going, town? 366 00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:28,010 You guys started a little spark that set my pants on fire. 367 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:32,010 That's a very touchy about Arnie Karnofsky. Drop it. Hey, they think 368 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:35,130 men. We'll drop it if they will. Come on, town. We could spend all night in 369 00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:36,190 Gulag Archipelago. 370 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,990 The least you could do is give us whatever you got on Arnie Karnofsky. 371 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:42,730 The only way we're ever going to prove Joe Willard is dead is to find Arnie 372 00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:43,730 Karnofsky alive. 373 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,410 Your love triangle has turned into the Bermuda Triangle. 374 00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:48,670 This thing is just too weird and touchy. 375 00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:51,470 Town, we think the dental records got switched. 376 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,180 If you could just run a check on Joe Willard's teeth for us. 377 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,040 Number one, I'm on the verge of being suspended because you got too close to 378 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,160 remains of a murder federal witness. I did not. You did. 379 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,700 And number two, the computer doesn't do teeth. 380 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:10,980 You're going to have to eat twice as good pork, AJ. It's full of cholesterol. 381 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,500 Oh, come on. 382 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:14,700 Since when do you care about cholesterol? 383 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,600 You can have a sweet and sour shrimp too, AJ. The way I feel right now with 384 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,980 plain rice is all I can handle. 385 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,140 Maybe this will make you feel better. 386 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,380 It's a cashier's check made out to Simon and Simon Investigations for $50 ,000. 387 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,200 I know you. 388 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,760 You're, uh... Mr. 389 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,160 Agonistis from the East Coast. Hello again. 390 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:42,920 Uh, there's been some sort of wonderful mistake made here, see, because we don't 391 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,160 do the kind of work that you people pay $50 ,000 for. Well, Karnofsky seems dead 392 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,220 enough. And I heard they're doing a lot of looking to find enough to bury. 393 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,780 Ah, yeah, but we're not even sure that that... 394 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:56,870 was Karnovsky. We think that body belonged to a man named Joe Willard. No, 395 00:26:56,870 --> 00:26:58,510 the government made sure for us. 396 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,530 I mean, if we can't count on them, why pay taxes? 397 00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:03,170 You guys pay taxes? 398 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:04,390 Just a figure of speech. 399 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:06,290 The check is yours. 400 00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:11,330 No, I really, I can't accept this. Look, I don't care who you thought Karnovsky 401 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:15,250 was, but you did the job and you're taking the money. 402 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:20,950 Now, if we put a price on somebody's head and we don't pay off, it'll erode 403 00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:21,950 credit rating. 404 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,470 What did Karnovsky do? 405 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:28,950 He took an awful lot of money that he hadn't earned, and he told some people 406 00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:29,950 things. 407 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:34,110 Don't suppose you could just sort of take this as a favor, you know, kind of 408 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,110 want on the house? 409 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:37,110 No. 410 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,680 Well, that's nice. 411 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,860 We're caught between the United States government and the mob. 412 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,620 And Artie Konofsky is the only ticket out. 413 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:05,620 Town, we gotta know more about Artie Konofsky. He does well as our best shot. 414 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,880 Are you crazy? 415 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:09,840 This is the first time he's been in here without handcuffs. Well, who knows more 416 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,180 about computers than he does? The federal agencies, they've all arrested 417 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,180 Seems to me this is a federal crime. 418 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,740 Oh, give me a break. You're a San Diego police officer using a San Diego police 419 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:25,140 computer to solve the murder of a San Diego resident. Who cares if some 420 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:28,080 electrical impulses zap back and forth across the state line? 421 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,420 Come on, baby. 422 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,800 The public wants to know. 423 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:37,440 You can't get access to the witness files without setting off little traps 424 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,300 alarms. It's like a minefield. We'll have to go in in disguise. 425 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,300 As what? 426 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:45,940 As a systems operator, the man that runs the computer system, his password 427 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,180 overrides the traps. 428 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:48,639 I knew that. 429 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,880 Secret is, the SysOp always has the most time charged against him. 430 00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,940 There you are, you rascal. Gotcha. 431 00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,059 What now? 432 00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,059 It's up to you. 433 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,000 This password overrides the traps. 434 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:03,740 Okay. 435 00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:08,320 Well, they supported Karnowski. Why don't you tap into the expense reports 436 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,320 the case? 437 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:31,950 That since Karnovsky was killed, new files on him are being created, even as 438 00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:32,950 speak. 439 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:34,150 Yeah. 440 00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:39,190 File dies in one office and is reborn in another, maybe a thousand miles away. 441 00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:42,270 Adriana would like hearing this. 442 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,750 She likes this kind of stuff. 443 00:29:44,190 --> 00:29:45,850 Does any of yours make any sense? 444 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,970 It's just dates, places, purchases. 445 00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:52,010 It's going to take a while to go through it all. 446 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,210 I moved around a lot, though. 447 00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:01,240 They rented cars in Ohio, Florida, 448 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,180 Montana. 449 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:13,820 I got a bill here for 700 bucks worth of candy 450 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:15,900 for a two -month period. 451 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:20,020 I got one for a stenographer for his pretrial statement. 452 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:24,580 Why, Karnofsky must have been the DA's entire case. 453 00:30:26,510 --> 00:30:30,150 What would you do if Mr. Agonistes were out looking for you? 454 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:35,350 Well, I'd do exactly what he did. I'd become very close personal friends with 455 00:30:35,350 --> 00:30:36,350 the Justice Department. 456 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:42,690 Yeah, except that Karnovsky is a high roller with exotic tastes, and the 457 00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:44,550 Department kept him on a short leash. 458 00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:48,590 So he died. 459 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:51,630 He killed Willard. 460 00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:55,990 This guy killed my roommate. 461 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:59,690 Well, let's not get sentimental about it. You never even met the guy. 462 00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:01,510 Yeah, but I wanted that pleasure for myself. 463 00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:12,190 Hello. 464 00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:14,910 Lay down. 465 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:18,930 No kidding. 466 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,570 Okay, thank you. 467 00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:34,850 Minoski's sister is in town. 468 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:37,630 She came for Artie's funeral. 469 00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:08,310 Come in. 470 00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:22,410 Real sorry to hear about Artie, Miss Konowski. 471 00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:25,930 Family is so important. Yeah, yeah. 472 00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:31,250 At the funeral, you said there was a little business matter, too? 473 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,950 Yeah. 474 00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:36,390 Maybe this isn't the time, you know, with... 475 00:32:36,949 --> 00:32:40,330 Artie's so fresh in the grave and all. There was nothing left of him. It's a 476 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:41,330 figure of speech. 477 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,570 If you could give me a minute to pull myself together. Yeah, sure. You go 478 00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:48,570 ahead. 479 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:00,890 You know who's here? 480 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,350 Two of Agonisti's boys, just like you said. 481 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440 How long will you need? 482 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:10,140 Ten minutes? 483 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:13,380 Happy to. 484 00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:25,040 Life has to go on. Yeah, yeah, it does. 485 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:31,100 Right now, we got a little problem of our own that maybe could help take your 486 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,740 mind off your own grief, you know what I mean? 487 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,400 What's that? 488 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,070 We have this little casino. 489 00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:43,450 You know, 60 tables, craps, roulette, blackjack, the works. It's right there 490 00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:44,790 the beach in Rio. 491 00:33:45,130 --> 00:33:48,070 Yeah, to take was around 75 ,000 crucieros an hour. 492 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:50,970 We got a local man set up as the owner of the record, you know, the usual. 493 00:33:51,410 --> 00:33:55,790 So? Well, so, uh, we had this little problem. 494 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:59,050 You know, we can never go back to Brazil, ever. 495 00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:03,050 And? And we need somebody who knows how to run a casino. You know, somebody who 496 00:34:03,050 --> 00:34:04,050 can keep the help in line. 497 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:07,790 If only Artie were alive. 498 00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:09,150 Yeah. 499 00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:12,310 This is just the sort of thing he did best. Yeah, yeah. 500 00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:15,050 Oh, look. 501 00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:17,730 I'll pass this on to my brother Frankie. 502 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:28,530 Well, let's hope the late Artie is as greedy as we think he is. Oh, he'll get 503 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:32,230 touch. Gets him out of the country to a glamorous casino doing what he knows how 504 00:34:32,230 --> 00:34:33,009 to do best. 505 00:34:33,010 --> 00:34:34,010 Chief's party. 506 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,480 There he is. 507 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,860 That must be Agonese's guy. 508 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:42,639 Get out! 509 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,840 One of my men saw the Simon brothers at the Karnovsky Hotel. 510 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,040 They said the guy they killed wasn't Artie. 511 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,340 They must be still looking for him. 512 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,880 Cancel my plane. 513 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,200 Up your chair. 514 00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:26,200 Washington just came up with an old dental record from a reform school where 515 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,520 Konofsky did time as a kid. 516 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,900 So what? The teeth don't match. 517 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,920 Karnovsky is definitely still alive. 518 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:36,520 I want a watch on all the families. The Donatellos, the Costas, the Agonistes, 519 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:37,700 and the Simons. 520 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,020 Especially the Simons. 521 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,320 Mom? 522 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:49,500 Yeah, I was just going to make sure you'd left. 523 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:53,140 Okay. 524 00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,700 Have a safe trip, all right? 525 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,240 Bye -bye. 526 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,240 She leaving? 527 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,620 Taxi pulled up while I was talking to her. 528 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,980 Ready? Yep. 529 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,400 He's real cranky. 530 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,980 Look, I heard that Rick's bromance started World War III. 531 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,260 Yeah, why do you think we called you? For protection. 532 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:39,280 You got it. Problem is, there's not a whole lot I can do. This case belongs to 533 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,760 the feds, and they think you're the link to Arnie Karnowski. 534 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,980 So he shows up. Wait a minute. They believe us? They think he's alive? 535 00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:47,340 In no years. 536 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:49,960 If you want to, you guys can hide out at my place. 537 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,260 No, thank you, town. 538 00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:55,740 It's one of the first places Karnowskis would look, if they ask around. 539 00:36:56,740 --> 00:37:00,020 Well, hope you find a safer place till this thing blows over already have 540 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,180 I can see why this kind of therapy appealed to you. 541 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:50,380 I'd like to thank our dance therapists, Ann and Pat, and welcome you to what I 542 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:54,180 hope will be the most intense experience of your emotional lives. 543 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,578 That's right. 544 00:37:57,580 --> 00:38:01,420 We'll be locked in together for 48 hours. You won't sleep. 545 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,700 You'll hardly eat, and you'll never stop talking about who else? 546 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,640 Yourself. 547 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:14,600 I thought you said this was a quiet place to study the Karnovsky file. 548 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:21,960 The other kids just couldn't appreciate Clark Kent. 549 00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:26,570 Okay, okay. So Superman could squeeze a piece of coal into a diamond or 550 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:30,770 something. But it was Clark who would type up the story at five, maybe even 6 551 00:38:30,770 --> 00:38:34,370 ,000 words per minute. We all know we each move at our own pace. 552 00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:37,050 Now let's hear from Rick. 553 00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:41,930 Since he was open enough to bring his brother, I'm sure we'd like to hear 554 00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:42,930 their relationship. 555 00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:46,110 What Rick loves about his brother, what Rick hates about his brother. 556 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,390 Rick? 557 00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:50,650 Oh, maybe later, all right? 558 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:54,130 Well, the group feels it's time to share, Rick. 559 00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:56,670 The group wants to know about those papers. 560 00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,510 Actually, 561 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:03,650 we're working on something rather important right now, and it's not 562 00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:06,110 that we can share with anyone just at the moment. 563 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,420 Gators. We're working on a case right now. That's why we're here. It's this 564 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,180 uh, Hardy Karnofsky. Everybody thought he'd been blown out of the sky. 565 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,540 So, anyway, until we find this Karnofsky guy, I, uh, I can't be with Adriana. 566 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:40,880 And people will still be trying to kill us. 567 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:42,620 Yeah. 568 00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:51,200 I am a sensitive person, and I... And I just want to say that I feel your 569 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,200 pain, Rick. 570 00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:58,830 And, uh, Well, A .J., I think that I speak for everyone when I say that your 571 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,710 love for Adriana is just beautiful. 572 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,110 Oh, no. Well, 573 00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:07,490 I was wondering, I mean, as long as you brought the files on this Artie 574 00:40:07,490 --> 00:40:11,570 Karnofsky with you, I mean, why can't we just all pitch in and help you and your 575 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:14,810 brother? That's a very productive idea, Estelle. 576 00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:16,490 Well, let's get at it. 577 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,180 Who's got page 87 in the printout? 578 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:29,620 Okay. 579 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,420 All his relatives live in New Jersey. 580 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,500 And his friends... Oh. 581 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,420 Form says none. 582 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,400 Look at this. 583 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,460 We got another whole page of bills for candy sent out from New York. 584 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,320 Our tax dollars at work. 585 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800 See that? 586 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:56,640 They're all... Pierre Chocolates. Who on earth is getting Pierre Chocolates now? 587 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,880 Oh, there's only one place to get Pierre Chocolates in San Diego. 588 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,020 La Bouche Chocolates on Encinitas Avenue. 589 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,220 Well, I should know. I'm in Chocoholics Anonymous. 590 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,160 Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you, everybody. 591 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,000 Thank you very much for your help. 592 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,560 I thought we were supposed to be locked in. We were, but having the key helps my 593 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,560 claustrophobia. 594 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,480 Thanks. 595 00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:37,120 Sooner or later, his sweet tooth is going to drive him crazy. 596 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,680 Good old sis. 597 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,560 Party's connection. 598 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,380 That's right, Artie. It's time for a ride. 599 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:59,340 We're sorry, but we really can't let you do that, sir. 600 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,800 We got company. 601 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:25,180 Listen, you got our address in case you need us to testify, right? Right. 602 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:26,420 All right. 603 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,900 Mr. 604 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:43,620 Agonistes, I hope you're not the sort of person who holds a grudge. 605 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,240 We invented it. 606 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,520 That was a joke. 607 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,800 I just came for the money. 608 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,000 You have the money. 609 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:58,840 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've got the money, don't we, AJ? Absolutely, yes. You bet. 610 00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,920 Right here. 611 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,660 Funny man. 612 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,340 Adriana. 613 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,980 Sweetie Bear is finally home. 614 00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:34,230 I was just contemplating Joe. 615 00:44:36,610 --> 00:44:38,570 And time and fate. 616 00:44:39,990 --> 00:44:42,770 Joe and I had a beautiful friendship, Rick. 617 00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:46,450 And you and I had a beautiful relationship. 618 00:44:47,070 --> 00:44:48,730 Had? But... But? 619 00:44:49,190 --> 00:44:54,790 Now I feel that it, our moment in time, is over. 620 00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:57,410 That moment was Tuesday. 621 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,000 Fate put us together, and now fate wants us apart. 622 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,400 You can't argue with fate, Rick. 623 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,020 It's not the same without Joe, is it? 624 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:15,280 No, I guess not. 625 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,060 I need some time alone. 626 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,340 I needed some time alone. 627 00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:41,340 Here, alone. 628 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,480 I'm sorry, Rick. 629 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:48,380 You remember that receptionist we met on the green case? 630 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,220 You still got her phone number around here? 631 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,580 I don't think she's even 21 yet. 632 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:53,840 I wasn't going to take her voting. 633 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,020 Welcome back, Rick.