1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,800 No, you want to play with me, Mom? I want to play with you. 2 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,380 Mommy wants to play with you. 3 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:35,510 You want popcorn? 4 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:38,830 I'll help you melt it. 5 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,110 There's nothing going on in those boys' heads. 6 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:23,590 Yeah, I hear you. 7 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:25,890 It's like they've never seen a boot before. 8 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,190 Right? 9 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:29,450 Guys, they never grow up. 10 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:32,910 Oh my god, popcorn's ready. 11 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,760 It's about as crunchy as my stepson's sheets. 12 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:54,720 Oh my god, mine too. 13 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,440 Ugh, what if they're on wet dreams or something? 14 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,020 Ugh, I thought the same thing about my stepson. 15 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:03,680 You know what they say. 16 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:07,920 When men aren't having enough sex, that's what happens. 17 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:09,660 Isn't that true? 18 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,260 I read it online, so definitely. 19 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,860 When they aren't having their balls drained regularly, it just builds up and 20 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:17,860 leaks out at night. 21 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,100 If only there was something we could do to help them. 22 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,700 Well, I think that there's something we could try. 23 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,200 Like what? 24 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:42,060 Well, I don't know about you, but when I married my husband, I had to teach him 25 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,340 absolutely everything about pledging a woman. 26 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,600 If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, 27 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,600 Our boys know next to nothing about prosthetics. 28 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,080 What do we do? 29 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:58,640 Well, I think we sit them down and we teach them a thing or two. 30 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,520 If they start getting laid regularly, then the crunchy sheets should stop. 31 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:05,700 Perfect. 32 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,400 Hey, what kid? 33 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:20,540 But then, we need to talk to you boys. 34 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,740 Yes, and it's very important. 35 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:26,680 We think you're not getting a lot of love from the ladies, and we want to 36 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,780 Hey, we do alright. 37 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:31,960 Yeah, we're swimming in pussy. I don't think we need any help. 38 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,560 Your sheets say otherwise. 39 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:36,820 Yours too. 40 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,640 We just want to help, boys. 41 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,760 Let's start with the basics, okay? 42 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,780 Okay. Like what? 43 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,290 Well... Hand holding is a great place to start. 44 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,770 See? You have to be careful not to squeeze too tight. 45 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:59,390 Yeah, and be sure to make eye contact and don't forget to smile. 46 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:05,290 See? You can use your hand to get a little bit flirty. 47 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:13,550 See? 48 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:14,990 Isn't that nice? 49 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:18,870 Hey, whoa now. 50 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:20,850 Don't get so fresh. 51 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:25,350 Sorry, I thought you guys liked when we were forward. 52 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:30,290 Well, if you're going to go that route, do it with a little bit of finesse. 53 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:34,110 See, isn't that much better? 54 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:35,890 Oh my god. 55 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:38,830 Yes, it's much better. 56 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:44,610 Oh my god, I think our step -sons have boners. 57 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,400 What are we going to do about it? 58 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,360 Well, we can't leave him sitting here like this. 59 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,640 I suppose we could teach him a little better if the cocks were actually out. 60 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:57,260 Just for a minute? 61 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,340 Just for a minute. 62 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,049 Oh, Ross. 63 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,170 This is so bad. 64 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,410 Terrible? Yeah. 65 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:33,470 Can I see your titties? 66 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,110 Sure, sweetie. 67 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:45,990 Go on. Don't be shy. 68 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:22,020 Don't be shy. 69 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:34,410 I'm taking good care of my stepson. I'm taking real good care of him. I'm taking 70 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,410 good care of mine. 71 00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:36,730 I'm doing my best. 72 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,230 He's a handful. 73 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,670 He seems to be enjoying himself. 74 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:43,150 Do you think we should suck your dicks? 75 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,250 Should we? 76 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:47,390 I mean, they're already here. 77 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,730 Yeah, let's do it. 78 00:06:51,450 --> 00:06:52,450 Stand up, boys. 79 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:03,730 You ready? 80 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:47,280 Thank you. Thank you. 81 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,680 What now? Feel the energy on you? 82 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:49,910 Oh, my God. 83 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,180 I don't know why we didn't do this forever ago 84 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,700 Oh, my God. 85 00:10:47,699 --> 00:10:49,540 I'm sorry I shouldn't have kept that to you. 86 00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:39,140 You're gonna fuck me now, okay 87 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:15,790 I see why she's slow at first. 88 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:43,350 This is happening. 89 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,850 This is the craziest thing we've ever done. Absolutely. 90 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,350 Oh, my God. 91 00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:53,750 I can't believe I'm seeing this. 92 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:58,990 Your steps on the cock are amazing. Oh, my God. You have no idea. 93 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:00,690 There's this, too. 94 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,250 Oh, my God. 95 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:18,320 Oh, yeah. 96 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:22,420 Holy shit. Oh, my God. 97 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,780 Oh, my God. 98 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,980 I hate taking you down, it's really good. 99 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,260 That's it, right there, right there, right there, right there. 100 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,840 Oh my God, it's over your fucking stomach. 101 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160 Yes. 102 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,660 Holy fuck. 103 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:07,480 Oh my God, I'm getting so cold. Oh my God. 104 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:10,680 Oh my God. 105 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,220 Oh my God. 106 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,080 Oh my God. Oh my God. 107 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,300 Oh, my God. 108 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,560 Can I post you next? 109 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,490 Why don't you lay down, Jay? 110 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,960 Woo. 111 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,920 I'm sorry. 112 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,320 I know. 113 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,150 Oh, sexy. 114 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:29,330 Yeah. 115 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,460 Yes, you can come. 116 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,400 You have to do it. 117 00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:45,410 I'm going to make a mess all over your fucking face. 118 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,840 What? 119 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:03,910 Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to come. Keep squeezing. 120 00:31:04,350 --> 00:31:05,350 Yes, I'm coming. 121 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,540 Of course you won't be telling your father about this. Of course not. It'd 122 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,540 my ass. 123 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,820 Shame goes for you. I promise. 124 00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:58,320 What do you say we have movie night more often? 125 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:03,160 That way we can keep their balls drained and maybe stay away from those crunchy 126 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,160 sheets. 127 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,860 Yes. 128 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:14,620 Oh my god, dude. I can't believe that just happened. For real.