1 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,720 Linda? I'm in here, hon. 2 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,560 That's a pretty sight. 3 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:54,060 I hope I'm not interrupting you. 4 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,400 No, not at all. 5 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:56,940 They're your groceries, too. 6 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,380 Give me a hand putting them away, will you, hon? 7 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:13,490 Give me one of my cigarettes, will you, hon? 8 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:24,790 Mind if I smoke? 9 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,110 While you're eating? 10 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:28,270 No, not at all. 11 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,620 I'm gonna slide up and down the banister. 12 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,980 In case he wants a warm supper. 13 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,510 The end break from the Monday. 14 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:28,730 Think it's time to act a fool. 15 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:32,530 Trying to ease my pain now. 16 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:35,510 Without losing my cool. 17 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:39,990 The devil told me a secret. 18 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:42,310 Just skipping school. 19 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:46,750 You're a back gate to heaven. 20 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:51,710 If you know the rules, you're in trouble. 21 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,860 See you next week. 22 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,700 The devil told me a secret just for skipping school. 23 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:40,659 You're a back gate to heaven if you know the rule. 24 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,179 You're in trouble. 25 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,300 I think I'm seeing double. 26 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:02,110 Be the next I'm beaten. 27 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:45,430 Boy, that's good. 28 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:49,390 Why don't you take a dip? It'll cool you off. 29 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:52,710 No, maybe later. 30 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:54,250 Got any more lotion? 31 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:56,390 No. 32 00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:57,970 No. Suntan oil. 33 00:09:58,730 --> 00:09:59,729 Oh, here. 34 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,750 Oh. You all right? 35 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:05,670 Yeah, I'm fine. What makes you say that? You. The way you're acting. 36 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,310 You've been moping around all day. 37 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,910 It's us. Me. 38 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:11,650 The way we live. 39 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,690 What the hell's wrong with the way we live? 40 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,880 Between my alimony checks and your old man's allowance, we'd do all right. 41 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,640 Who's got it better? 42 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,340 All right, what are you doing? 43 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,120 I don't know. 44 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,280 Dinner. 45 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,280 Probably go to the dogs. 46 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,040 With who? You know. 47 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,020 What's his name? 48 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,040 There, that's it. 49 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:38,660 I'll never forget what's his name. Look, Helen, there's got to be more to life 50 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,660 than just screwing around. 51 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:44,000 You sound like you're ready to settle down. You know, the house, the kids, all 52 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,140 that. I mean, though, I've been through that thing. 53 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,640 That's just it. 54 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,160 I can't get married. 55 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:51,820 You mean? 56 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:56,600 I know of a new half a dozen guys that would just jump at the chance to marry 57 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,480 you. It wouldn't work. 58 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,620 I'd be miserable, and I'd make him whoever is miserable, too. 59 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 Why? 60 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,300 That. 61 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,160 That? No. 62 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,700 I don't enjoy it. 63 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:16,160 What do you mean you don't enjoy it? All right, that's not altogether right. 64 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,800 It makes me feel sort of tingly all over. 65 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,400 And then... And then what? 66 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:26,480 Nothing. I mean, there should be more to sex than a lot of little tingles. There 67 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:30,700 should be bells ringing, dams bursting, bombs going off, something. 68 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:34,840 Do you want to get off or do you want to wreck a city? Anne, please, be serious. 69 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:36,180 Sorry, love. 70 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,500 You mean you've never gotten off? No. 71 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:41,210 Never? Never. 72 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:43,470 Oh, what the hell, honey? 73 00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:45,370 Different strokes for different folks. 74 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,250 Maybe you're not doing it right. 75 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,630 What do you mean I'm not doing it right? 76 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:51,630 I mean, how many ways are there? 77 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:56,190 It's not funny to just bam, bam, thank you, bam. 78 00:11:57,810 --> 00:12:00,030 You've got to find what's right for you. 79 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:04,410 Experiment. What do you say we get a bunch of guys up here? 80 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,690 Someone's got to get your bills written, okay? 81 00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,930 Okay. The way I feel, I'll try anything. 82 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,200 Hello. How are you? 83 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,540 Well, I know you. 84 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,600 Good. You're not late or anything, are you? No, you're just in time. 85 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,640 You'll have number 11. 86 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,880 I'm here. 87 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,780 You'll have 12. 88 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,480 Have a drink, sit down, relax. 89 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:01,980 Wait until your number's called. 90 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,560 What are we doing, holding a raffle here? 91 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,000 I never won anything anyway. 92 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,140 Don't worry, honey. Everybody gets a little piece of this action. 93 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,460 Of course. 94 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,100 No! 95 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,680 Rob me, baby. Rob me, baby. Rob me, baby. 96 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,580 He's number 11, man. 97 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,000 Come with me. You're next. 98 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,400 I can't handle it, man. You should have been here two minutes ago. 99 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,340 How about you? 100 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,360 Anybody left? 101 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:49,300 Seth, what's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this? 102 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,660 How did you get in here? 103 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,180 Well, listen, honey. 104 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760 You called me. I didn't call you. 105 00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:01,100 Well, some days nothing seems to go right. 106 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:06,910 Well, what now? 107 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,270 I don't know. How many weapons? 108 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:10,850 Fourteen. 109 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,590 That's terrible English. 110 00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:15,050 All right. Look, 111 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:17,530 this was your idea. 112 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,750 What am I going to do? 113 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:20,130 You didn't get off once? 114 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,490 Sure I did, a hundred times. 115 00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:25,010 And it was great, but so what? 116 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:30,730 Not real. You know, like bells ringing and dams bursting and bombs going off. 117 00:22:30,770 --> 00:22:31,770 There you go again. 118 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:33,850 You want to get off or do you want to destroy us? 119 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:35,910 Please, don't be serious. 120 00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:38,990 What can I do? 121 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,530 We don't know anything. 122 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,790 How about... what? 123 00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:46,910 Dr. Young. 124 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,030 A doctor? A psychiatrist. 125 00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:51,750 A real cool little corny little girl. 126 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,590 She might be able to do the trick. 127 00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:54,810 I don't understand. 128 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,850 Well, you might have a number block. 129 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,070 Or something. 130 00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:00,690 Hang on. 131 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,860 A block where you want to do something and your brain says, like, you know, you 132 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:07,020 can't do that because there's a little cat in it. 133 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,140 Well, it's really quite common. 134 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,040 Perhaps you had a traumatic experience as a child. 135 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,040 No, I don't think so. 136 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:30,300 Nothing unpleasant that could have possibly turned you off to sex when you 137 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:34,110 younger? You're getting me all wet. Please stop it. Oh, I'm sorry. Nurse! 138 00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:37,370 Nurse, Miss Lovelace is done with her bubbles. 139 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:42,490 Nothing turns you off to sex. 140 00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:44,630 Listen, Doctor, please. 141 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,450 I'm not turned off to sex. 142 00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:52,210 I enjoy it. In fact, I could spend the rest of my life getting laid. 143 00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:53,930 Well, then what's the problem? 144 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:55,230 I don't know. 145 00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:56,330 Something's missing. 146 00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:57,610 Something's missing? 147 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:58,750 Yes. 148 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:02,410 There should be more to it than a lot of little tingles. Tingles? 149 00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:04,930 I want to hear bells. 150 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:09,010 Bombs. Bombs? And dams bursting. 151 00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:10,590 Rockets red glare. 152 00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:12,190 Bombs bursting in air. 153 00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:15,710 A truth to the night that our flag was still there. 154 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:17,730 Be serious. 155 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,090 Nurse? 156 00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:21,130 Nurse! Take that away. 157 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:23,150 Yes, your problem. 158 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:27,170 You say that you want more out of sex than just a lot of little tingles. 159 00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:31,120 Yes, I want to hear it. Well, since Bob... Yes, we just went through that, 160 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,620 Lovelace. Let's not do that one again. 161 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:37,360 You know, I think your problem might be physical instead of psychological. 162 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:41,920 Have you ever had an internal examination? 163 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,800 No, I haven't. 164 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,960 Step into my examination room. I want to take a look at you. 165 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,020 We'll have a look at you. 166 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,140 Oh, Miss Lovelace, those will have to go. 167 00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:57,180 Nurse, sterilization, please. 168 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:33,010 That's amazing. 169 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,610 You tell me somebody forgot his watch. No, no, no. 170 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:39,850 It's truly amazing. 171 00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:44,410 Miss Lovelace, you don't have one. 172 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,090 Well, I'm a woman. I'm not supposed to have one. 173 00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:49,450 No, I don't mean one of those. 174 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:53,150 I mean, well, you don't have a clitoris. There's no clitoris here. 175 00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:54,470 Are you sure? 176 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,610 Of course I'm sure. Here, take a look. 177 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,370 Well, I'll be damned. 178 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:04,830 No wonder you hear no bells. You have no tinkler. 179 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:08,010 That's not funny. 180 00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:10,790 Oh, now, now, Miss Lovelace, please. 181 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,910 Try to compose yourself. 182 00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:14,210 Tell me something. 183 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:20,170 When you get laid, well, that is, when you have sexual intercourse, what 184 00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:21,170 you the most? 185 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:24,870 Giving head. 186 00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:28,750 Really? Giving head? What do you feel? 187 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,810 Where? You'll laugh. 188 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,050 No, no, Miss Lovelace, I will laugh. 189 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:41,190 I get excited here. 190 00:26:45,530 --> 00:26:48,790 Oh, come, Miss Lovelace, let me have a look at that. 191 00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:50,170 Open your mouth. 192 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,830 Open your mouth wider. 193 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,250 Wider, huh? 194 00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:02,610 it is. You little bugger. There it is. 195 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:03,970 What? 196 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:06,990 Your glitter is deep down in the bottom of your throat. 197 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,410 Now, now, Miss Lovelace. 198 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:14,410 Listen, having your glitter is deep down in the bottom of your throat is better 199 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,930 than having no glitter is at all. 200 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,770 It's easy for you to say. 201 00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,670 Suppose your balls were in your ear. 202 00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:27,730 Then I could hear myself coming. 203 00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:35,670 We have the problem solved. All we have to do now is find a solution. 204 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,750 Like what? 205 00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:48,450 Like deep throat. 206 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,250 Deep what? 207 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:56,230 Throat. Have you ever taken a penis all the way down to the bottom of your 208 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:57,230 throat? 209 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,000 Now, I hear it's a matter of discipline. 210 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:06,020 You have to learn to relax the muscles. 211 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:09,380 You have to regulate your breathing to the movement of your head. 212 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:13,220 You make it sound so easy. 213 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,540 Well, it is. 214 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480 Try it. 215 00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:17,600 You'll like it. 216 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:20,520 Well, what have I got to lose? 217 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,240 Come, you try it with me. 218 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:46,400 Now I'm gonna tell you the way it has to 219 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:51,780 be. And if you pay attention, 220 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,080 I'm sure that you will see. 221 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:03,920 Just relax your mind, and once you've 222 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,260 hit that spot, 223 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,740 keep going. 224 00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:16,510 pushing and give it all you've got now 225 00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:23,090 we found your tinkler the solution is quite 226 00:29:23,090 --> 00:29:28,610 clear for if we both canna hit it now 227 00:33:29,930 --> 00:33:30,629 Oh, Dr. 228 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:36,150 Young, how could I ever repay you? You've saved my life. I'm a fulfilled 229 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,090 I've heard the bells at last. 230 00:33:38,410 --> 00:33:39,089 Oh, Dr. 231 00:33:39,090 --> 00:33:41,190 Young, marry me. I want to be your slave. 232 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,030 Linda, I can't marry you. 233 00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:45,290 What do you mean you can't marry me? 234 00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:50,930 Oh, my nurse, she won't let me die. How much of a deep throat do you think I can 235 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:51,930 take? 236 00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:52,970 Oh, no. 237 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:55,650 You're not getting off that easy. 238 00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:59,390 You've shown me the way, and now you want to throw me out on the street? 239 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,550 To go from one man to another? 240 00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:02,810 What, are you crazy? 241 00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:04,450 It's all your fault. 242 00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:07,510 Don't you understand? I need it. I need love. 243 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:10,030 No, listen, I'm not throwing you out. 244 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,790 You're going to find your love and find your happiness. 245 00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:18,870 In the meantime, you can come to work for me here in the office and make some 246 00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:19,870 house calls. 247 00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:22,150 I don't understand. 248 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:23,790 Well, you don't have to. 249 00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:27,090 That is, I'll make you a physiotherapist. 250 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:31,760 I don't know anything about physiology. I'll teach you. I'll teach you. 251 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,360 Would you really, Dr. Young? 252 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:35,538 Oh, Dr. 253 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,580 Young, when can we start? 254 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,900 Well, right now, if you like. Oh, the sooner the better. Will I need anything? 255 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600 Just a uniform. 256 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:44,239 No equipment? 257 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,719 Linda, you were born with all the equipment you'll ever need. 258 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,540 Oh, Dr. 259 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,920 Young. 260 00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:54,490 I'd like to teach you all to screw and perfect harmony. 261 00:37:55,890 --> 00:38:00,530 I'd like to see you all get laid. 262 00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:08,010 I'd like to see you all get laid. But leave a piece 263 00:38:08,010 --> 00:38:09,010 for me. 264 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:13,650 Case 358 for Finster, age 25, bachelor. 265 00:38:14,730 --> 00:38:19,370 has an obsession in finding out that things really do go better with coke. 266 00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:22,310 Relax your muscles, my dear. 267 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:26,010 That's it. All the way in, all the way in. 268 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:31,030 I'd like to try a little trick. 269 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:34,530 Please don't think less of me. 270 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,450 I'd like to drink. 271 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,020 Case 653. 272 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,620 Jacob Maltz. 273 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,040 Aged 52. He's a widower. 274 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 No children. 275 00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,200 He's not had sexual intercourse since his wife passed away three years ago. 276 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:03,460 Refuses to go to bed with anybody until he's married. 277 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,040 He's recently developed severe pains in the groin. 278 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,980 Believed pains to be a result of sexual abstinence. 279 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,000 I've sent my therapist over, Miss Linda Lovelace, to relieve the pain. 280 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:27,840 Tell me, Mr. Morse, how do you feel now? 281 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:34,280 Wonderful. I haven't felt this good since my poor Sarah passed away. 282 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,440 I'm so glad. You don't know how good it makes me feel to know that I've been of 283 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440 some help to you. 284 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,660 You are an angel. 285 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:46,140 Tell me, maybe you can give me the kind of treatment like that two or three 286 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:47,140 times a week? 287 00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:50,870 I'll be glad to, Mr. Maltz. But are you sure you can afford it? These are 288 00:41:50,870 --> 00:41:52,230 expensive treatments, you know. 289 00:41:53,230 --> 00:41:54,230 Don't worry. 290 00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:56,370 Money is no object. 291 00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,050 Look, I got Blue Cross. 292 00:42:42,030 --> 00:42:45,050 Pace number 007. Dr. Young. 293 00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:47,310 That is, old Dr. Young. 294 00:42:47,810 --> 00:42:49,330 Trying to fall. 295 00:42:50,090 --> 00:42:53,270 Two nurses. Two nurses simultaneously. 296 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,230 Can't go on. How much of this deep throat do you think I can take? 297 00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:01,090 Wounded in the line of duty. 298 00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:02,850 Near death. 299 00:43:03,650 --> 00:43:04,650 Oh, God. 300 00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:06,470 Oh. 301 00:43:07,430 --> 00:43:08,430 Oh. 302 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,160 Thank you. 303 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,750 Thank you. 304 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:02,260 Thank you. 305 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:55,200 Case number 218, Wilbur Wayne, 26, 306 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,940 heir to Wayne's Luluhu fortune. 307 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:07,660 Exceptionally shy in retiring, he's only aroused when he feels he's overpowering 308 00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:08,499 his partner. 309 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:13,060 He assumes the role of a burglar and likes to believe he is raping his 310 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:21,060 Believe Linda Lovelace is ideally suited to bring him out of this dilemma. 311 00:54:21,470 --> 00:54:25,830 Also, if she is attracted to him, they would be well -suited to each other. 312 00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:27,530 How is that? 313 00:54:28,430 --> 00:54:29,430 It's fine, dear. 314 00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:36,670 Oh, I need a big, long man. 315 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:51,190 Who are you? 316 00:54:51,470 --> 00:54:52,470 What do you want? 317 00:54:52,710 --> 00:54:56,570 Just a stick -up. Your money or your life. 318 00:54:56,850 --> 00:55:01,290 Oh, please, don't hurt me. You can have anything you want, but please don't hurt 319 00:55:01,290 --> 00:55:02,290 me. Here. 320 00:55:02,790 --> 00:55:04,350 Please don't hurt me. 321 00:55:04,770 --> 00:55:07,370 No. I'm going to rape you. Don't cry out. 322 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:08,750 I've got this gun. 323 00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:11,710 Okay, but please don't hurt me. 324 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:15,970 Oh, no. You're supposed to be frightened. 325 00:55:16,590 --> 00:55:17,990 I'm sorry, Wilbur. 326 00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:20,490 Let's do it again. I'll do better this time. 327 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:25,560 You know, you always spoil it. You don't want me to have any fun. 328 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,500 You're so masterful, Wilbur. 329 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,820 I just can't help myself. 330 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,980 I get all weak when you come in with that mask and all. 331 00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,440 Come on, Wilbur. Let's go to bed. 332 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,680 You've got me all hot. 333 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,760 Oh, okay. 334 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,320 But remember, I'm raping you. If you don't do everything I say, I'm going to 335 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,019 shoot you. 336 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:50,440 Okay, Masked Marble. Anything you say. You know I'd do anything for you. 337 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,040 Would you really? 338 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,720 You're not just saying that? 339 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,120 No, I mean it, really. 340 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,300 You've got me all tingly inside. 341 00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:01,560 I love you, Linda. 342 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,920 Marry me. 343 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:04,600 I'll make you happy. 344 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,840 Please. 345 00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:10,740 Wilbur, I like you, but I can't marry you. 346 00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:15,060 Why can't you marry me? Don't you believe I love you? 347 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:18,020 It's not just that I believe you. 348 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,440 It's just, well... 349 00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:26,620 Well, if the man I marry has to... The man I marry has to have a nine -inch 350 00:56:26,620 --> 00:56:27,620 cock. 351 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:29,020 Oh, I see. 352 00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:31,860 In that case, I don't blame you for not wanting me. 353 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,780 Wilbur, it's my fault, not yours. 354 00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:39,880 It's always something. All my life, something has always messed me up. Just 355 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,240 think, I'm only four inches away from happiness. 356 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,740 That's Dr. Young's fault. 357 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:46,020 Yeah, that's Dr. 358 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,400 Young. Hey, Wilbur. 359 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,120 Why don't you give him a call? 360 00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:51,160 And maybe he could do something. 361 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,940 You know, like an operation or some silicone injections. 362 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:57,060 You really think so? 363 00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:00,060 Maybe. It's worth a try. Come on, give him a call. 364 00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:17,970 Hello, Dr. Young? 365 00:57:18,010 --> 00:57:19,010 It's Robo. 366 00:57:19,430 --> 00:57:20,430 Yes. 367 00:57:21,030 --> 00:57:22,090 You've got to help me. 368 00:57:22,810 --> 00:57:23,830 I'm in love. 369 00:57:24,430 --> 00:57:26,610 With Linda, we want to get married. 370 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:29,350 Thank you. There's only one problem. 371 00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:31,230 She is a nine -inch cock. 372 00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:33,670 Doctor, please help me. 373 00:57:34,830 --> 00:57:36,830 I'm only four inches away from happiness. 374 00:57:38,350 --> 00:57:39,350 You can? 375 00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:41,670 Any size I want? 376 00:57:46,090 --> 00:57:47,130 Oh, wonderful, wonderful. 377 00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:49,770 I'll see you then. Thank you. 378 00:57:51,070 --> 00:57:54,950 Darling, he said he could push. He can cut it down to any size you want. 379 00:57:55,330 --> 00:58:01,950 Oh, will the... Now I'm gonna tell 380 00:58:01,950 --> 00:58:06,350 you the way it has to be. 381 00:58:07,450 --> 00:58:11,490 And if you pay attention... 382 00:58:12,430 --> 00:58:15,470 I'm sure that you will see. 383 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:20,250 Just relax your muscles. 384 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:24,530 And once you hit that spot, 385 00:58:25,350 --> 00:58:31,930 keep right on pushing and give it 386 00:58:31,930 --> 00:58:33,770 all you've got. 387 00:58:34,830 --> 00:58:38,870 Now we've found your tinkler. 388 00:58:39,710 --> 00:58:43,030 The solution is quite clear. 389 00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:48,130 For if we both kind of hit it now, 390 00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:52,070 the bell you'll surely hear.