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Why are you looking at me like that?

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Why are you humming?

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Why do you care? Who's on trial here?

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Can't a woman hum without getting the
third degree?

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Well, you do seem awfully happy, Kate.
Is there something you want to tell us

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while you're adding a little vanilla to
the waffles?

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Not a thing.

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Did you just sniff me?

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Maybe. Hey, stop it.

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Uh -huh.

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Well, well, worried I might find this.

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Empty cinnamon bun containers. Two of
them. What the hell is your problem?

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Let me spell it out for you.

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Ed Gibb, the gifter, flew to New York
this morning for a conference with a

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school principal.

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Let me spell it out a little more for
you.

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Flight to New York.

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Airplane. Airplane. Airport.

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Airport. Place where people buy...

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massive cinnamon buns.

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You drove Ed Gibb to the airport.

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No, I didn't. Well, there's two options
then, Kate. Either you drove him to the

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airport or you drove him to the airport
alone at 7 a .m. to eat two sofa -sized

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cinnamon buns.

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Okay, fine, I did it. All right, I drove
Ed to the airport. We had coffee and

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cinnamon buns.

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You didn't bring one for me.

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No big deal. He needed a ride. I gave
him one. End of story. Nah, unless

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are hot and heavy, you don't give
someone a ride to the airport.

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You know, this kind of reaction is
exactly why I didn't want to tell you

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about me and Ed.

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And I want you both to promise that
you're not going to tell the kids.

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Just in case this thing with Ed turns
out to be nothing, I don't want them to

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get all worked up for no reason.

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Well, they won't hear it from me. Yeah,
not going to hear it from me. I'm

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trained in Army intelligence.

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My mind is like a five -foot -thick lead
safe.

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Nothing gets out.

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And nothing gets in.

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You won't believe what I can't tell you.

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What? I can't tell you.

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Fine. No, no, no. I've been trained not
to crack.

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Would you please leave? Oh, I get it.
You're messing with my mind, making it

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topsy -turvy.

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I take it. Your mom drove Principal Gibb
to the airport. Not only did she drop

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him off, she walked him in. They had
cinnamon buns. Oh, my God.

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That's the longest I've ever held out.

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I feel good about myself.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing. Just working out a little bit.

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Just working out?

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Or working off cinnamon buns?

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I'm talking about you driving Principal
Gibb to the airport and then trying to

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hide it.

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I didn't try to hide it. I chose not to
tell you because it's no big deal.

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Oh, really? And what else have you
chosen not to tell me, Mom? If that's

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your real name.

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Trust me, Bridget.

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Ed and I are just friends.

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If there was something to talk about, I
would have brought it up. Well,

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apparently it was important enough to
mention to other people.

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All right. Who told you?

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Maybe that's not important.

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Fine.

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Don't give me their name.

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Just give me the initials.

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Hmm.

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C .J.

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That's all you're getting out of me.

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Hey, Gramps. You want to go talk the
ball around?

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Yeah, sure, as soon as you finish your
homework.

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I don't have any.

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Tomorrow's ditch day.

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Ditch day?

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It's the day when the teachers let us
ditch school.

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You have to show up so they can take
attendance.

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Something about not losing federal
funding.

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But then the day is yours.

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Hey, Grandpa. Hey, dork.

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What are you doing for ditch day, honey?
Oh, I'm going to school. I don't

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believe in ditch day. I believe in
bettering myself through education.

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And you're calling me a dork?

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Yeah, because you are a dork. Yeah,
well, you're a goody two -shoes. Okay,

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because I want to do the right thing
does not mean I'm a goody two -shoes.

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Actually, that's the definition of a
goody two -shoes.

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Grandpa!

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Okay, wait. What's the definition of a
dork?

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You're looking at him.

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Grandpa. Hey, don't hate the player.
Hate the game.

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CJ promised he wouldn't say anything.
And I swear, in the next minute, he told

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Bridget. I wish I was there. I could
hurt him for you.

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Really? Oh, I would hurt him. I'd hurt
him bad.

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What would you do?

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Well, to start with, I would take away
his parking privileges.

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Go on.

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Yeah, and then when he went to sit down,
I would pull his chair right out from

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under him.

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Oh, I like the sound of that.

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Well, then I'll say it again.

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I would pull his chair right out from
under him.

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That just sounds so sick.

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Are you eating something?

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Yes, peanuts.

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Well, now you ruined it.

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Actually, to tell you the truth, you
know, there is something I could do to

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It would be really underhanded, and it
would involve an abuse of my powers.

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You'd do that for me?

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Say the part about the chair again.

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Uh, you know, I would, but I actually
have to go. But I'll call you tomorrow.

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All right.

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I'll be at my office at 10.

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And by the way, I'm going to a big
dinner with some school administrators,

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there's going to be chairs everywhere.

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Bye, Ed.

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So this is how it's going to be, huh?

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Wanda Lennison, slip of the tongue, you
run to the boyfriend for revenge.

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What are you talking about?

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It's ditch day, all right? Now I'm a
full -time teacher. I was planning on

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nothing. But you got Principal Gibb to
make me cover detention.

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He did that?

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I love that.

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You're evil.

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You're both evil. It's like an evil,
unholy love connection.

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Oh, be quiet.

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You blabbed. You deserve to be punished.

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Aunt Kate, you may know the top dog at
this school, but outside these walls,

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don't want to mess with me.

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Outside these walls?

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You live in my basement.

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I think we understand each other.

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Whoa, whoa, you're coming with me. Why?

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Because you sold me out to your mom. Now
I have to cover detention. You're going

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to keep me company. Uh, no. No, no, no.
It's ditch day and I've got bigger

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plans, so sayonara, amigo.

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Whoa, no. That's it. You got detention.

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Why? For talking back to a teacher in
two languages.

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Whatever. No, come on. Oh, please.

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Ow!

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My spine!

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Now you have detention for hurting a
teacher's spine.

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Oh, CJ, please. Everyone knows you don't
have a spine.

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Detention. What? Detention!

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Everybody, just because we turned a
blind eye to our students on Ditch Day

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doesn't mean that we can't all do
something worthwhile.

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I mean real.

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Isn't somebody making margaritas?

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Oh, that must be the must -do.

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Carrie, what are you doing here?

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Mr. Clodney, I've been waiting for you
to start history class.

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Carrie, it's a ditch day.

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If you didn't show up, I probably
wouldn't even notice.

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But I did show up, and I want to learn.

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Can't you talk to her?

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I'll be waiting outside your classroom.

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I don't know where I went wrong. with
that one.

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Nice try, Loose Lips, but this is a
tension, not a rock and roll concert.

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Whatever. You know what? Let me check my
notes. It's not a cell phone party

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either. Are you guys going to keep this
up all day? Because if you are, I'm

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going to jab a pencil into my brain to
make the sound go away.

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Yeah, you know what?

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Do it in the front. It might make it
nicer.

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CJ, you don't understand. I've been
planning this... which they prank all

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I was going to steal the mascot from
Taft High, you know, the goat. I thought

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was the Taft Tigers.

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Praying a tiger around would be cruel
and humiliating.

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They put the goat in a tiger suit.

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Oh, and you're going to steal it and the
goat's going to be in the tiger suit.

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That's excellent, but you can't because
you're in detention all day.

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I hate you. Why? Because I am beautiful.

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Well, I'm going to run out and get
myself a snack.

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Don't try to follow me. You can't leave.
There's laser sensors everywhere.

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Nice job, loser.

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The whole school was counting on you to
steal that goat. Oh, I can still get the

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goat. Just give me your cell phone.

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Give me a reason.

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I am student body president, and if you
don't give me a phone so I can steal a

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goat, I can have you arrested.

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I've been arrested. It's no biggie.

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Well, I can have your school picture
taken out of the yearbook.

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Hey, I thought we were playing charades.

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I'm expecting a phone call. I'll be
right back.

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Oh,

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it is going to be on the phone. It's not
like he can see you.

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Mom.

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It's almost 10. I mean, what are you
doing here?

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I'm depressed.

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Tell me all about it. Where do I start?

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Somewhere near the end.

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Danny's brother was going to drive us to
the mall.

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Then Big Joe showed up and there wasn't
enough room in the car, so they ditched

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me. Can you believe it?

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Ditch on ditch day.

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I don't have any friends.

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Oh, honey.

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Come here.

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Okay, off you go.

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Hello? Hey there.

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Uh, hi.

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Uh, yeah, this is Nurse Hennessy. How
may I help you?

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Oh, I see. So you, uh, got somebody
there with you, eh?

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Yes, that is correct.

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So should I respect that and let you
gracefully get off the phone, or should

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get flirty again and embarrass the hell
out of you?

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Thank you.

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Actually, we have all the gauze that we
need, although I may be running low

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on tongue depressors.

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Perhaps you could call back in 20
minutes?

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Will do.

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Okay. Bye.

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Did that guy just call you cutie pie?

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Those pharmaceutical reps, they'll do
anything for a sale.

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What are you doing?

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I'm waiting for Mr. Kolodny. He's like a
half hour late for my history class.

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Uh, Care Bear, Mr.

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Kolodny is in the teacher's lounge
getting a scalp massage.

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You're such a goody two -shoes.

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I am not.

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And at least my friends didn't dump me
for Fat Joe.

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Big Joe. He prefers Big Joe.

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Hello?

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Bridget?

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Where are you?

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Bring the goat back here and tie it to
the flagpole.

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Any questions?

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This is so stupid. You guys are going to
get in so much trouble.

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That's real smart, blabbing this in
front of your goody -two -shoes sister.

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I am not a goody -two -shoes. You're
just mad because I reported you for

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smoking. That was you?

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Secondhand smoke kills. I did it for
everyone.

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Oh, my God, I am a goody two -shoes.

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You're not going to tell, are you?

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Not if you let me be a part of it.

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What? That's right. I'm going to be a
bad girl. I'm going to steal a goat.

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Let's go. Wait.

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What? There are lasers everywhere.

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Step very lightly.

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Carefully.

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Well, I don't know, Ed.

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I think I'm doing the right thing by
keeping the kids in the dark.

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What do you think?

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Look, if you were not going to keep them
in the dark, what would you tell them?

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I'd tell them exactly what we're doing.

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What exactly are we doing?

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Well, look, I'm crazy about you and you
can't go five minutes without asking me

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what I'm wearing.

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I think we're officially dating.

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Huh.

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Officially dating.

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I like that.

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So it's a good thing.

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And I think you should tell them.

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This is going to be great. This is going
to be great. This is going to be so

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great. If we're going to steal a goat,
we'll need to borrow Mom's car. Oh,

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forget that. We'll steal a car.

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Easy, little Kim.

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I've worked up a whole story to tell
Mom. It may take a while, but I'll get

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that car.

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Maybe you're right, Ed. You know, I've
always had this very open relationship

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with my kids.

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Maybe I'm ready to tell them about us.

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Mom, hear me out. We need to borrow the
minivan. Take the keys. Here, go. Go,

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go, go, go, go, go.

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Apparently, not quite ready.

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I can't believe you talked me into this.
I didn't. You volunteered. We were

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supposed to take her back to school.

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With the guard there, we would have been
busted.

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We had a plan. We should have stuck to
the plan. I knew I wasn't cut out for a

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life of crime.

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Just take her back. We can't take her
back. They're looking for her. What are

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going to do? What are we going to do?
Okay, listen.

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We'll hide her at home and sneak out
tonight and put her back.

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Oh, my God.

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What if it doesn't work?

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What kind of college is going to accept
me with Ghost Stealer on my record?

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A bad one.

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What are we doing there now, genius?

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Get her up to your room. My room? Why
not your room?

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Because your room already smells like a
barn.

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Oh, God, there's Grandpa. Just get her
upstairs.

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Anything this bad?

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DJ?

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I was just playing tug -of -war. It was
Mom's favorite green sweater. I didn't

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know the goat was going to eat it.

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You are completely cruel and unfair.

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I gave you half my cupcake.

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Grandpa, you upstairs?

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Why are you upstairs?

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You never go upstairs.

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Your mom wanted me to take some things
to the cleaners. Has anybody seen her

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green sweater?

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Nope, haven't seen it.

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Didn't even know she had a green
sweater.

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No problem, I'm sure it'll turn up.

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Oh, one more thing.

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Why is there a goat in the bathroom?

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You brought it here?

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You got Roy to do your dirty work.

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Oh, so you just assume I had nothing to
do with it? You stole a goat?

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No, sir.

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Oh, my God, that's Mom.

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Harper, you're not going to say
anything, are you?

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Well, it's been kind of a slow news day.
I think I'll just let this one play

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out.

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Hey, you just had the best gift day. I
won $30 at poker, and I had a couple of

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margaritas for lunch. Sounds like
everybody had a little adventure today.

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You know, that second one might have
been a mistake, though, because when I

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dropped off by Mr. Kolodny, I could have
sworn I saw a ghost.

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Strong drink.

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What's that smell?

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Carrie, I told you to take a shower
today.

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Yeah, I'll go do that right now. Oh, and
wash under your pits.

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Yeah, I get it. I'm going.

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Well, while you're at it, would you wash
the goat?

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Grandpa! Oh, come on. When your mother
sobers up, she's going to know that's a

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goat.

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What the hell's going on?

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It's the goat from Tap Thai.

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You guys stole a goat? What were you
thinking?

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Rory wanted to do it for his ditch day
prank.

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It was Bridget's idea.

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Which I would have... If CJ hadn't stuck
me in detention.

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I wouldn't have given you detention if
you hadn't blabbed to your mother.

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Blabbed about what? Nothing. Not exactly
nothing. Yeah, what's the big secret?

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Yeah, what's going on?

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You know, we are getting way off the
subject here.

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Did you actually think that you could
steal a goat and nobody would find out?

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Well, to be fair, did you actually think
you could drive Principal Gibb to the

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airport and no one would find out?

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00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:47,990
What?

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You drove Principal Gibb to the airport?

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Please tell me it was a curbside drop
-off.

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Oh, no. She walked him in. They ate
cinnamon buns.

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Oh, my God.

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00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:02,590
Oh, come on, Kate. I think you better
tell him. Oh, look, you guys.

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I like Ed.

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We have a great time together.

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And as of this morning, we are
officially dating.

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I didn't even tell him before.

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I guess I was a little afraid.

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You know, this is the first time I've
been interested in anyone since Dad. And

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just wasn't sure you were ready.

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I wasn't sure I was ready.

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Mom, we're a little bit more grown up
than you think.

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And we want you to be happy.

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We all do.

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The goat may have issues.

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We love you guys. Come here.

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00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,920
Wow, so this is serious.

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00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:48,160
Well, we're not asking any questions.
We're just keeping it really low key.

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You know, no pressure.

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Are there any more big secrets we should
know about while we're clearing the

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air?

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Go ahead, tell him, Kate.

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00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,960
All right.

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I ate both cinnamon buns.

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00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,720
Hello?

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00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,119
Hey, Kate.

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00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,820
Oh, hi, Ed. Come on, guys, let's give
your mom some privacy.

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00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,080
No, no, it's okay.

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00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,680
I'm just here with the family.

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00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:16,940
Oh, okay.

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When should I call back?

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00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,200
No, we can talk.

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00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,680
Everything's out in the open.

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00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,780
Well, I actually think I should call
back. No, Ed. They're all good with

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So go ahead.

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00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,580
Okay.

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I have been offered a headmaster's job
here in New York.

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00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,120
Oh.

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00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,880
Oh, well, that's great.

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00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,520
What's great?

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00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:49,960
You know, actually, I think the
reception is a little bit better over

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Oh, wow.

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00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,500
I don't know what to say.

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00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,300
It's incredible.

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00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:01,360
Congratulations. It's a dream job.
Except I just don't know if I'm going to

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accept it.

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00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:03,340
Really? Why not?

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00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:08,500
Well, there's a lot of things about
Detroit that I'm not ready to give up.

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00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:14,740
You know, Ed, New York is an amazing
city. I'm sure you can find everything

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00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:15,679
want there.

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00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,680
Not everything.

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00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,460
And not everyone.

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00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:25,820
See, part of my decision depends on how
everyone feels about it.

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00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,980
Well,

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00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:32,160
everyone didn't know you felt so
strongly.

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00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,500
I'm so flattered.

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00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,060
All right, come on, Mom. What's going
on?

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00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,899
Say what?

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00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,180
Oh, Ed, I can't talk right now.

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00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,500
My whole family's here.

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00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:49,140
You know what, you guys? I actually
think the reception is much better

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00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:58,270
Wow. I know. Mom's officially dating Ed
Gibb. He's not going to date her long if

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00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,430
she keeps eating those cinnamon buns.

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00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:03,270
I mean, he's really happy.

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00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:05,510
I think she's in love.

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00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:11,230
Yeah, that's what we need in this house.
Another female on the phone.