1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,610 Yeah, Kate, I saw what you did in the bedroom up there. It looked incredible. 2 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:07,430 What were you doing in my room? 3 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:08,710 Taking a milk bath. 4 00:00:09,670 --> 00:00:11,130 I know, I should have asked. 5 00:00:11,950 --> 00:00:13,150 It changed everything. 6 00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:18,170 Yeah, you guys were all gone this summer doing your own thing, and it was time 7 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:22,030 to do something special for me. 8 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:24,990 Hey, you want to do something special for you, you take a milk bath. 9 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:26,890 Yes, we're out of milk. 10 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:29,130 I mean, I guess I'll have to take a bath. 11 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:30,730 I still haven't drained the tub. 12 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:35,450 Now, CJ, I didn't just make some changes around the house. 13 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:38,770 I also made some personal changes. 14 00:00:40,010 --> 00:00:41,010 Want to see? 15 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:44,750 No. 16 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,650 Okay. Okay. 17 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:54,770 So what do you think? 18 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:57,130 Wow, that's great. 19 00:00:57,410 --> 00:01:00,550 Really? Yeah, it looks incredible. I didn't think you needed it, but yeah. 20 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,010 Nice. 21 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,050 What do you mean you didn't think I needed it? 22 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:06,050 Lipo. 23 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:07,730 I didn't get lipo. 24 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,110 It's our little secret. 25 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:11,450 By the way, you got a little paint in your hair. 26 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:18,350 What are you guys looking at? I just printed the pictures for my trip to D 27 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:21,590 Oh, wow. Look at this. The Washington Monument. 28 00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:23,030 The Capitol. 29 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:25,610 Are you sticking your tongue in Abe Lincoln's ear? 30 00:01:28,090 --> 00:01:29,550 Colin Powell dared me. 31 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,770 You really enjoyed being an intern at Bridge. 32 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:37,170 Oh, I am so going into politics. If you think high school's a popularity 33 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:39,130 contest, wait till you see this place. 34 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:42,750 Oh, hey, I like your hair, Kate. 35 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:44,350 Oh, thanks for noticing. 36 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:46,670 Yeah, Mom, the gray makes you look distinguished. 37 00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:49,530 It's blonde. 38 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:52,090 Uh, this is blonde, but okay. 39 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:57,190 Love you too, Grandma. I'll let you get back to your nap. Hey, Grandma, I want 40 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:58,190 to talk to her. 41 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,850 Grandpa wants to say hi. 42 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,320 Hi, sunshine. 43 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,340 Hello. 44 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,079 She hung up. 45 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,400 She said she was real busy. 46 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:15,180 You know, Dad, you never really told us what went wrong with you and Mom in 47 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:16,860 Florida. I wish I knew. 48 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,140 I mean, everything was going great. I thought your mom and I were going to get 49 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:25,500 back together again, and boom, she kicked me out. Oh, I'm sorry. 50 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,720 You know what we say, Grandpa? 51 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,760 It's for the best. It is. Come here, you. 52 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,760 T .J.'s been my rock. You know, he's really helped me through all this. 53 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,320 What about me? I'm the one that got you to stop smoking. 54 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,360 Well, like I said, T .J. really helped me through all this. 55 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,700 All right, dinner's ready. Rory, get your sister. 56 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,140 Terry! Is that right in my ear? 57 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:50,020 Um, did anybody call for me earlier? 58 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,720 Just some guy for you. He sounded really hot. 59 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,560 Why didn't you tell me? 60 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:56,560 Oh, no, wait. That was Grandma. 61 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,160 you think you're doing? What? In France, ten -year -olds drink and smoke. 62 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:06,820 Oh, smoke. 63 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,260 Guess what? Summer's over and you're not in France anymore. 64 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,080 Yeah, so grab a root beer and shave the pits, Madeline. 65 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:18,700 Oh, I'll get it. I got it. I got it. 66 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,740 Who is expecting a call? 67 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,160 What's it to you? Hello? 68 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:25,000 She's been this way ever since she went off the sauce. 69 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:29,500 Shut up! Any chance this could be about the boy you met in Europe? Shut up! 70 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:30,720 Did you tell your student... 71 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:37,820 president shut up how does an idiot like you even get to be 72 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:44,780 president florida what's that that's the last time i spoke 73 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:50,280 all right well that was the hospital there's an emergency and i have to go in 74 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,680 you know and another thing i am not an idiot would an idiot be invited to the 75 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:54,680 pentagram 76 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:03,070 off you two. CJ, come here. 77 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:08,490 Now look, I'm going to be working a lot more hours and I really need you to 78 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:09,490 help. 79 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,810 I don't want to work at the hospital. 80 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:18,070 Here, I just need you to step up. If the kids have a problem, help. If somebody 81 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:19,450 wants to talk, listen. 82 00:04:19,769 --> 00:04:22,610 And for God's sake, don't let anyone kill each other. 83 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:23,950 You wish. 84 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,010 How about you stay here? I go to the hospital. 85 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:42,790 Hey, Grandpa. 86 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,290 What are you doing out here? Nothing. 87 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,250 Oh, now, that's really good. 88 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:50,330 Now, see if you can pull a quarter out of my ear. 89 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:52,550 I promise you'd quit. 90 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:56,750 Well, I tried, but I got all stressed out when your grandma wouldn't take me 91 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,750 back. 92 00:04:58,510 --> 00:04:59,510 That's really sad. 93 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:03,020 Oh, give me your cigarettes. 94 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,600 Hey, I promise I won't smoke them. 95 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,240 Then what do you want to do with them? 96 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,140 Touch them. 97 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:12,420 You know, just, I've got to have something to do with my hands. 98 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:17,260 Right. No, boy, you don't understand what it's like to have this filthy habit 99 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:20,700 you have no control over, you think about all the time, and you constantly 100 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,080 this urge to sneak off and take care of it. 101 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:26,680 Yeah, Grandpa, I can't relate to that at all. 102 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:49,580 Truce. Truce. 103 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,700 Okay, wait, Bridget, I need to talk to you about something. 104 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,040 It's about the guy I met in Europe. Okay, I'm all ears. 105 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:58,300 Okay, well, see, he has an earring. Oh, which does remind me, those are my 106 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,300 earrings. 107 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,680 You gave them to me. If I saw such cute earrings, why would I give them to you? 108 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,720 You know what? Just forget it. You are such a wacko. You're no trash. 109 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,280 Gift forgetter. The earrings! The earrings! 110 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:16,190 video a lot like this in my room. 111 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,950 And I can't concentrate. You, 112 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:21,350 go sit. 113 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:22,850 You, take a walk. 114 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,990 You cannot make me take a walk. 115 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:29,710 You're right, I can't, but Extreme Makeover is on downstairs and it's not a 116 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:30,710 repeat. 117 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:37,110 Now, what's up with you? 118 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:41,170 Nothing. Now, something's going on and you're dying to spill it. Start 119 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:44,630 squawking. No, you're just going to make fun. or make some wise -ass joke. 120 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:45,890 No, I won't. 121 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,810 I mean, I am thinking of them all the time. 122 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,730 But I'm not gonna say it. 123 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,810 All right, listen, how about this? 124 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:54,050 I have got a really big secret. 125 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:55,970 You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine. 126 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:59,390 Okay, you first. No, no chance. 127 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:01,250 Mine is so major. 128 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,410 Yeah, but I don't care about yours. 129 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:05,210 Fair enough. 130 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:07,450 Okay. 131 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,510 Remember how Grandpa... 132 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,200 Wondered what happened down in Florida? 133 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:19,220 Well, I kind of let it slip the lip to Grandma that when they were apart, 134 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,220 Grandpa slept with bartender Tina. 135 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,740 You told her? 136 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:28,040 She was saying the only reason the old man came down to see was because he 137 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,080 couldn't get a chick. I defended him, man. 138 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,780 CJ style. 139 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:36,880 When Grandpa finds out he's going to kill you? Oh, duh, duh. You think so? 140 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,480 Now, what's yours? 141 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:49,320 Well, it's about that boy I met in Europe. See, he's really sweet, and I've 142 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,500 him some messages, but he's not calling me back. 143 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,100 Go on. 144 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,960 That's it. 145 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,600 That's the whole secret? 146 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,960 What, that Biff hasn't called? 147 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:10,120 His name isn't Biff, it's Bruno, and it's kind of weird because I haven't 148 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,540 from him, and we slept together. 149 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:16,300 You're a terrific girl, and if he doesn't call you, it's his loss. 150 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,640 So, you'll find someone great. 151 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:26,220 I'm sorry. 152 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,300 Did you say you slept with him? 153 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,720 Yeah, I did. 154 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:35,620 And was this the first time? 155 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,080 I can handle that. 156 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:46,320 Thank 157 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:53,740 you, 158 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,740 Jed. Hey. 159 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:57,500 You look awful. 160 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,940 Couldn't sleep. 161 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,280 Why? Talk to Carrie? 162 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:04,380 No, was I supposed to? Why are you asking me? You brought it up. No, I 163 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:07,460 You brought it up. Wow, that's weird. Those night shifts are messing with your 164 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,460 brains. 165 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,640 Hey, Grandpa. 166 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,040 Got you something. 167 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,360 the USS Missouri, Big Mo. 168 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,800 It's to keep your hands busy. I've done the entire Japanese fleet and the 169 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,800 Luftwaffe. 170 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,500 Hey, sweetie. 171 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,740 Can anybody call for me? 172 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,060 No. Are you expecting someone? 173 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,960 No, Mom, I'm just fascinated by phone call volumes. 174 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:33,940 Oh, Carrie? 175 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,940 Carrie, honey. 176 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,920 Honey, look, I know something is bugging you. 177 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,680 You want to go in my room and talk? 178 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:49,790 Carrie, I know I'm just the mom, and I probably won't get it, but I'm a really 179 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,790 good listener. 180 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:53,890 Okay. 181 00:09:54,910 --> 00:10:01,690 There's this boy, and he's really sweet, and I've been calling... Oh, my 182 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:03,630 God! What's all this? 183 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:06,970 While everyone was away, I did a little redecorating. 184 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,450 What do you think? You changed everything. 185 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,870 I know. 186 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:13,030 You're not supposed to change your mom. 187 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,700 What's that supposed to mean? You're done changing. 188 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,420 What is all this yelling? 189 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:20,680 What have you done? 190 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,380 Well, I just bought a few new things. I thought it would be good. 191 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,040 What else did you change? Nothing. 192 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,440 What are you looking at? Did you have lipo? 193 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,300 No. 194 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:32,960 Do I look like I did? 195 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:37,480 You can't just do something this big without telling us. Yeah, this is way 196 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,460 weird. Oh, no, no, no. Girls, just wait a minute. 197 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,720 Totally worth it. 198 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,820 God, can you believe her? How could she do something like this? She's selfish, 199 00:10:58,940 --> 00:10:59,619 that's how. 200 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:00,840 Yeah, I hate selfish behavior. 201 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,560 I mean, in other people. 202 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:05,880 You really think I'm selfish? 203 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:09,780 Well, I did come to you for help yesterday, and somehow you made it all 204 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:14,320 you. God, you're right. I do do that, don't I? Okay, if you want to talk about 205 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,020 that boy, I promise to try and be helpful. 206 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,480 His name is Bruno. 207 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:21,500 Oh, I once dated a Bruno, and I... Oh, sorry. What? 208 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,680 Go ahead. My fault. 209 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:29,640 Okay, he's really sweet, and he totally gets me, and we had this epic romance, 210 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:33,180 and I've been calling, but he hasn't called me back. 211 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,920 Oh, hey, forget him, okay? There will be plenty of other guys. 212 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,060 It is no big deal. 213 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,180 I slept with him. 214 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,400 Shut up. 215 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:49,710 What? 216 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,330 Are you kidding? 217 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:54,670 Oh, my God! 218 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,170 Yeah, I know! 219 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,130 How could you do this to me? 220 00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:04,210 What? I'm the big sister! I'm supposed to go first! I can't believe you batted 221 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,210 out of order! 222 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:10,170 You're making this about you? What you did was for a night. 223 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,050 I'm gonna have to live with this forever! 224 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,730 Big Mo's really coming along. 225 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,219 coming along? 226 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:23,340 Does this look like a .50 caliber machine gun to you? And what the hell is 227 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,680 supposed to be? A kidney stone? 228 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:28,620 What the hell is a kidney stone doing on a battleship? 229 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,580 You know, it's always good to put a guy having a nicotine fit next to lots of 230 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,580 airplane glue. 231 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,720 Oh, hey, hey. 232 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,320 Hey. 233 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,020 Listen, uh, about that thing we talked about the other night? 234 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,700 My virginity? 235 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:51,200 Just, uh, want to tell you I don't know if I handled that perfectly. 236 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,260 Oh, you mean by running out screaming? 237 00:12:54,500 --> 00:13:00,460 I just want to make sure what happened on your special night happened 238 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,700 safe. 239 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,740 Safely. 240 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,520 As long as you used good grammar. 241 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,420 Yes, we were safe. 242 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,500 Uh, 243 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:15,160 so, uh, where are you going? 244 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,580 The CM. 245 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:21,420 Really? You know, I don't want to be the strict, boring guy, but I don't think 246 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,200 you should be going to France on a school night. 247 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,740 We just started school in Ann Arbor. I'm going to take the bus. 248 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,180 He invited you? 249 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,460 I'm going to surprise him. 250 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,120 Oh, good. Guys love that. 251 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:41,900 Well, despite all the great advice I've gotten around here, I thought maybe I'd 252 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,760 just go and see for myself where we stand. 253 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:46,820 Carrie, you're... 254 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,460 Your mom wouldn't want you to do this. I'm going to have to call her. Oh, you 255 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:54,420 wouldn't. I don't want to, but she wants me to be responsible. I'm not going to 256 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,239 let her down. 257 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,300 Okay, then I'll just have to tell Grandpa you ruined his chances with 258 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,400 Take the station wagon. I'll drive. 259 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,720 You know, as good as I am at feminine milestones, 260 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:15,680 you really... 261 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,510 I ought to talk to your mom about this. 262 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,890 Well, I will when I'm ready. 263 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,410 Maybe when she's done changing. 264 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:29,690 So, have you thought about what you're going to say to Brutus? 265 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,450 I don't know. 266 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:38,730 I'm going to ask him if he got my messages. 267 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:44,330 And then he'll tell me he lost my number or he couldn't retrieve his voicemail. 268 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:50,010 Then he'll feel totally awful for worrying me and I'll forgive him and 269 00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:54,570 laugh because there was really nothing to worry about anyway. And then maybe 270 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,470 we'll have some wine. 271 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:02,410 Yeah, that'll be nice when you straighten that out. 272 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:10,330 You know, I remember once a really, really cute girl gave me her number. 273 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,270 Leslie. Oh. 274 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,670 I put it on my desk. 275 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:21,180 Anyway, next day I open the window. Naturally, number flies out into a 276 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,940 Panicked. Freaked out. 277 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,400 Ran down there. 278 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,560 Climbed into the dumpster. 279 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:33,220 And start digging through, like, mounds of garbage and God knows what. 280 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,180 Oh, I found a lamp I still have. 281 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,020 And this shirt. 282 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240 And this shoe. 283 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,520 Anyway, I did find the number. 284 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,750 Did you call her? 285 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:47,010 Hell yes. 286 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:52,190 But they claim that Leslie didn't live at the deli and never had. 287 00:15:54,190 --> 00:16:00,970 Point is, if a guy really wants to reach you, he'll find your number, no matter 288 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,530 how many old diapers he has to crawl through. 289 00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:06,870 Maybe it's just me. 290 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,510 Well, here we are. 291 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:26,960 Hey, if you ring the bell and he doesn't answer right away, he might be out back 292 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,960 digging the dumpster. 293 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,640 Take me home. 294 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,980 What? He's a jerk. Take me home. 295 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,580 It's not something I said. Take me home! 296 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,900 You're the boss. 297 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:45,820 She's beautiful. 298 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,220 Well, I couldn't have made it without you. 299 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,620 Now let me have a cigarette. 300 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,900 No, Grandpa. Come on, just as a reward. 301 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,640 I can't let you do that. 302 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:56,940 All right. 303 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,620 No! 304 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,940 Bad Grandpa, what's gotten into you? 305 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:11,920 It's just my wife won't take me back, and I'm dying for a smoke or a drink or 306 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,680 a woman. You know what it's like. 307 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,960 Well, trust me, you will. 308 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,760 Oh, you're sure losing everything these days. 309 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,780 Go easy on her, Prince Carmington. Not to be kind of a jerk. 310 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,180 You know, I guess Mom redoing the room's not that weird. 311 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,490 Yeah, I... I guess it's okay that she did it. 312 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:59,110 Yeah, but it's like living in a banana gumball. 313 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,430 And what's up with that blonde streak? 314 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,709 I know. 315 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,170 And she totally got lipo. 316 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:15,450 Hey, um, that was pretty selfish of me before, you know, talking about all that 317 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:16,550 batting out of order stuff. 318 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,610 Thanks. 319 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,790 And I'm sorry it turned out to be such a creep. 320 00:18:24,139 --> 00:18:26,180 Yeah. I really thought I loved him. 321 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,640 I thought he was special. 322 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,119 Come on. 323 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,320 I just hate seeing you like this. 324 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:38,120 I mean, if it helps, I've never even met a guy that I thought was so special 325 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,120 that I would do that. 326 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,920 Even if he turned out to be a huge jerk. 327 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:43,900 That's sweet. 328 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,460 I'm just trying to make you feel better. 329 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,320 Just tidying up. 330 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,480 I want to run something by you. 331 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,100 You know, the girls are all freaked out. 332 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,000 Do you think I'm making too many changes? 333 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,420 I think they'll be all right. 334 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,160 I don't know. 335 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,620 I actually stopped by the salon and had them take out that blonde streak in my 336 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,620 hair. 337 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,460 You had a blonde streak in your hair? 338 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,860 Good night, CJ. 339 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,880 Seriously, you had a blonde streak? 340 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,860 Oh, Mom, sorry. 341 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,940 You must fall asleep. 342 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,340 It's okay. 343 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,620 I'm glad you're here. 344 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:13,060 You know, I was thinking, maybe I should change this room back to the way it 345 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:17,190 was. Oh, no, you don't have to. Yeah, we just freaked out a little bit, but 346 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,190 we're fine now. 347 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:19,490 You sure? 348 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,510 Yeah. 349 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:23,710 Okay. Well, at least let's do this. 350 00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,030 New rule. 351 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:30,310 Anytime there's a big change, we just tell each other about it right away so 352 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,370 there's no surprises. 353 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:32,950 That sounds great. 354 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:35,170 What do you think, Carrie? 355 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,980 What's going on in here? Come on, we're just hanging out. Come join us. 356 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,680 I'm a little old for that now. 357 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:53,020 Oh, Rory, I have chocolate -covered peanuts. 358 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,540 Rory! 359 00:20:55,840 --> 00:21:01,200 You smell so bad. Come on, you guys. 360 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,000 Look, it's lights out. 361 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,320 Am I the only responsible dollar around here? 362 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,880 CJ, I just talked to Grandma. 363 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,180 Hey, Grandpa, you know what we say. 364 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,880 It's really for the... But you're not saying it.