1
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Can't sleep?

2
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Got a lot on my mind.

3
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Well, you can't just sit here
every night

4
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and wait for her to come home.

5
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She's out with Martin again.

6
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I mean, she's not even upset
that we broke up.

7
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She's not even
thinking about me.

8
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I think she just
refuses to get upset.

9
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Maybe you should refuse
to get upset, too.

10
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Choose how you feel.

11
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Impossible.

12
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Try it.

13
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I don't mean to disrespect
your infinite wisdom,

14
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but I think I just got to
kind of feel how I feel.

15
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Okay, well, then,
feel how you feel,

16
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but for a, you know,
a set period of time.

17
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Just put aside
all your bad feelings

18
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until, uh, after you get home
from school tomorrow.

19
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I work tomorrow.

20
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Okay, after you get home,

21
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feel as badly as you want
for an hour,

22
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but limit yourself to that,

23
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'cause you can't let your
bad feelings rule your life.

24
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Something tells me you've never
dealt with a breakup before

25
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from the guy's side.

26
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I have sons.

27
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Matt and Simon--

28
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they went through
some breakups.

29
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Simon broke up with
his fiancée on his wedding day.

30
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You have anything to do
with that?

31
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No.

32
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We let Simon
make his own decisions.

33
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So...

34
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you didn't want me
to make my own decision

35
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about Ruthie because...?

36
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Oh, come on.

37
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Well, you wanted
to break up with her,

38
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you just were afraid that
we'd kick you out of the house.

39
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Hey, I didn't say that.

40
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Is it true?

41
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I don't know.

42
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Yeah.

43
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It's only been a week;
give it some time.

44
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I don't know,
maybe I should just move.

45
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I mean, I can't stand this.

46
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Every night, she's either
on the phone with Martin

47
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or she's out with Martin.

48
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They're just friends.

49
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Yeah, I bet.
Just-Just friends.

50
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She seems awfully happy just
to be his friend, doesn't she?

51
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And, I mean, she can't help
being happy around me.

52
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You know,
the garage apartment is empty.

53
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Maybe just until
this whole thing blows over

54
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and you two are together again.

55
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Nah.

56
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I got to live with people.

57
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Maybe Mac and Jane and Margaret
could take on another roommate.

58
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No, I wasn't suggesting
that you move out,

59
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uh, just trying
to give you some options,

60
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since you're so determined
to be in pain.

61
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I-I would be really upset
if you left.

62
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Yeah, well, Ruthie wouldn't.

63
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Oh, sure she would;
she likes you.

64
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No, she doesn't.

65
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And as time goes on and she
continues to resent that tattoo,

66
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she's not only not going to
like me, she's going to hate me.

67
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I can't understand it.

68
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I mean, I've never been
a hate-able guy until...

69
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someone made me hate-able.

70
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(motorcycle revving outside)

71
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Hey.

72
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What was that?

73
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Is that a motorcycle
in our driveway?

74
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Maybe Martin got a motorcycle.

75
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Maybe he's dropping off Ruthie.

76
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Oh, he better not be
dropping her off

77
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from the back of a motorcycle.

78
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Yeah? Or...?

79
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Or... he-he better not.

80
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,788
The kids sitting out front
told me to come in the back.

81
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The girl said she lived here--
Ruthie.

82
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Maybe she should've
told me to knock.

83
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Are you Reverend Camden?

84
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- Yeah. Hi.
- Hi.

85
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So you must be--
jumping Jehoshaphat...

86
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T Bone.

87
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(chuckles)

88
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T Bone Junior,
I'd know you anywhere.

89
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I'm your dad.

90
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<i>♪ 7th Heaven ♪</i>

91
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♪ When I see
their happy faces ♪

92
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♪ Smiling back at me ♪

93
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<i>♪ 7th Heaven ♪</i>

94
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♪ I know there's
no greater feeling ♪

95
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♪ Than the love of family ♪

96
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♪ Where can you go ♪

97
00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:05,812
♪ When the world
don't treat you right? ♪

98
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♪ The answer is home ♪

99
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♪ That's the one place
that you'll find ♪

100
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<i>♪ 7th Heaven ♪</i>

101
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♪ Mmm, <i>7th Heaven ♪</i>

102
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<i>♪ 7th Heaven. ♪</i>

103
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♪♪

104
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♪♪

105
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Enjoy.

106
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Well, thank you, son.

107
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Not your son.

108
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He just broke up

109
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with his girlfriend,
my daughter

110
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Ruthie--the one who was
out front--

111
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and he's kind of moody.

112
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No, you don't need to explain
anything to him,

113
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because he is not my father.

114
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My real father,
my biological father, is dead.

115
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My mother told me so.

116
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Is he sight-impaired,
hearing-impaired, handi-capable?

117
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Look at the two of us;
you're my son.

118
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When did you find this out?

119
00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,294
Last week I was talking

120
00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,463
to a perfectly nice woman
in a bar in Vegas,

121
00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,399
and suddenly she screamed,
"Aah...!"

122
00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,501
And when she told me
what she was screaming about,

123
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and I started
screaming, "Aah...!"

124
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I really didn't think
my 21st birthday surprise

125
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was going to surprise me again.

126
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That was a wild summer... son.

127
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Look at us.

128
00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,349
There isn't even
the slightest resemblance.

129
00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,918
ERIC:
Actually, there is kind of

130
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a slight resemblance.

131
00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,355
Could it be possible
that he's your father?

132
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No. My mom is a complete liar.

133
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She probably just is after

134
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child support
or alimony or something.

135
00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,263
Could it be possible
that she just wanted

136
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child support
or alimony or something?

137
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I don't think so.

138
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No, she didn't ask for anything.

139
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Ah, well, now I see the problem.

140
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You weren't
talking to my mother.

141
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That doesn't prove anything,
other than

142
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you took a picture recently
with my mother in Vegas.

143
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Yes, it does. This is me.

144
00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,247
I'm your old man.

145
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She said so.

146
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What?

147
00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,618
When I was a young man
like yourself,

148
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they used to call me
T Bone, too.

149
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That's where you got the name.

150
00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,590
My name is Theodore.

151
00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,693
My name is Theodore--
Theodore Alan Bonaduce.

152
00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,329
Who else is named Theodore
and called T Bone?

153
00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,865
My mother just called me T Bone
because she said...

154
00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:15,568
Because life is difficult enough
without being called Theodore.

155
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That's why I go by
my middle name, Al.

156
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(door opens)

157
00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,644
Oh, great, now it's
an entire greeting committee.

158
00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,413
- Hi.
- This is my daughter

159
00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,144
Ruthie, the-the aforementioned
ex-girlfriend.

160
00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,618
And you are...?

161
00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,586
Some crazy person
your father let in.

162
00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,588
Al Bonaduce.

163
00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:38,291
Uh, Theodore Alan Bonaduce.

164
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He claims
to be my biological father.

165
00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,962
Oh.

166
00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,163
I thought your father was dead.

167
00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,864
I'm sitting right here
eating a sandwich.

168
00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,533
Yes, you are.

169
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Okay, well... good night.

170
00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,510
She tattooed your name
on her butt

171
00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,179
and you broke up with her?

172
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,281
I prefer "back."

173
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,217
Not my idea.

174
00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,719
Oh, well, it's getting late.

175
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,055
Uh, look, uh,
if you want to stay,

176
00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,558
the-the garage apartment
is empty.

177
00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,960
And T Bone can show you
where everything is.

178
00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,963
I'm sorry, I guess, uh, God
wakes you up pretty early, huh?

179
00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:19,299
Well, I have
two eight-year-olds. Twins.

180
00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,700
Sam and David.

181
00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,002
They wake me up pretty early.

182
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,203
And then there's Ruthie

183
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,773
and Simon and Lucy
and Mary and Matt.

184
00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:29,542
And I've got six grandchildren,
including two sets of twins.

185
00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,844
Whew, you got me beat.

186
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,045
I think.

187
00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,547
Although, you don't
really know, do you?

188
00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,883
My mother is a liar.

189
00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,718
- Okay?
- I know that.

190
00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,278
She's not really 35, is she?

191
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,158
When I graduated college,
I turned 21;

192
00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,227
I drove across the country
with a bunch of guys.

193
00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,862
I was doing the same thing
this summer,

194
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,563
but I got as far as Vegas and...

195
00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,165
What makes you think

196
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,767
that she's not just
lying about this?

197
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,001
About me?

198
00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,436
I have an excellent memory.

199
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,805
I-I'll just let you two talk.

200
00:08:58,805 --> 00:08:59,864
Good night.

201
00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,913
Didn't you ever wonder
if you had a father?

202
00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,615
What?

203
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,850
All my life, practically
every day, I wondered,

204
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,352
"Do I have any children?

205
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,421
"And if I do, why aren't
they looking for me?

206
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,056
It's not like
I'm that hard to find."

207
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,025
Did you ever wonder
what my Christmases were like?

208
00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,728
My birthdays? Father's Day?

209
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,797
Weren't you even curious?

210
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,265
You couldn't get
on the Internet,

211
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,567
search hospital files,
something?

212
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,702
I'm just trying
to make you smile.

213
00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,672
This is good news, you and me.

214
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,907
It's exciting, isn't it?

215
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,240
No, it's not.

216
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,283
Hi.

217
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,552
Sorry, I-I didn't
realize you were up.

218
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,753
Then why'd you get up?

219
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,655
Because I wanted
to get a drink of water

220
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,147
and beg you not to be
angry with me.

221
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,893
Isn't it bad enough
that I got busted

222
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:54,894
for turning in your work?

223
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,096
No.

224
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,397
I have to read what I wrote

225
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,565
in front of class on Monday.

226
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,400
What I rewrote, anyway.

227
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,935
I know. I'm invited.

228
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:02,836
Who invited you?

229
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,337
The instructor.

230
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,939
Just to humiliate me?

231
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,207
She feels very strongly
about plagiarism.

232
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,242
This isn't exactly plagiarism.

233
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,111
You told me you'd write
the chapter for me,

234
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,645
and then Reverend Camden
came along

235
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,813
and you changed your mind.

236
00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,448
And by the way,
nobody would've heard

237
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,119
what you wrote if I hadn't done
you the favor of stealing it.

238
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,453
So if you want,

239
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,455
you can just be grateful
and say thank you.

240
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,157
What are you saying,
I should sleep with you?

241
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,758
'Cause I'm not going
to sleep with you.

242
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,093
No, I didn't say that.

243
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,095
I-I don't think you should
do anything like that.

244
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,257
Do you think I should
do anything like this?

245
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,302
'Cause I'm not going to do that.

246
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,930
And I'm not going
to do this, either.

247
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,369
Or this.

248
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,008
(door opens)

249
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,889
What are you doing?

250
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,023
You scared me.

251
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,825
I didn't realize
you weren't here.

252
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,729
Yeah, well...
kind of had a late date.

253
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,997
With?

254
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,090
Someone.

255
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,569
Not someone like Martin?

256
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,704
No, not someone like Martin.

257
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:12,739
Martin.

258
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,974
He's dating Ruthie.

259
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:15,975
No, he's not.

260
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,577
They're just friends.

261
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,912
That would be news to Ruthie.

262
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:23,416
Come on, she has T Bone's name
tattooed on her.

263
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,884
She's in love with T Bone.

264
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,053
She's just trying
to make him jealous.

265
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,221
I'm not so sure about that.

266
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,489
And didn't you decide
that you didn't

267
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,690
want to go out with
Martin anymore?

268
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,525
The-The two of you-- you seem,

269
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,727
I don't know, incompatible.

270
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:35,762
You're right.

271
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,031
You don't know.
You know nothing.

272
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,033
And you've pretty much proven
that you know nothing

273
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,034
to the entire world.

274
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,535
Why would you say that?

275
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,237
I read the chapter you wrote.

276
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,537
(cell phone ringing)

277
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,702
Hi, Martin.

278
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,355
What time is it?

279
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,390
It's almost midnight.

280
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,491
Go back to sleep.

281
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,360
I just felt like
making some brownies.

282
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,861
Yeah? I'm kind of hungry, too.

283
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,597
Mmm, are you?

284
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,865
You want some eggs and bacon
while we wait

285
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,167
for the brownies to cook?

286
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,157
Sure.

287
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,107
Trying to make a baby is one of
my favorite things in life.

288
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:24,611
Oh? And what are your
other favorite things?

289
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,179
Bringing a baby home
from the hospital.

290
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,114
And we will.
I know we will.

291
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,183
Maybe we just made that happen.

292
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,517
Maybe.

293
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,853
And I don't want you
to take that the wrong way.

294
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,188
If we never have another baby,

295
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,823
I'll be happy
the rest of my life

296
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:37,924
with you and Savannah.

297
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,517
I love my girls.

298
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,807
(laughs)

299
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,142
Very funny.

300
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,579
Ah, you're an amazing woman,
you know that?

301
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,281
I'm so tired.

302
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,583
If you say nice things to me,
I might start crying.

303
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,819
Well, I don't see how
you can <i>not</i> be tired.

304
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,022
I mean, you're going
to school, working

305
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,491
at the teen home,
driving down to observe Lucy

306
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,692
and Reverend Camden,

307
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,360
taking care of Aaron,
marrying me...

308
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,595
I stayed up way too late

309
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,063
last night studying
for that stupid exam

310
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,165
that turned out to be
nothing, and then I got

311
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,834
stuck in traffic and I was
almost late picking him up today

312
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,103
from day care, and I didn't
know you were coming,

313
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,039
so my house is a mess.

314
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,641
I'm sorry...
Wait, what did you say?

315
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,709
About...?

316
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,645
You said, "taking care
of Aaron" and...?

317
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,048
Mm...

318
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,984
Oh. And "marrying me"?

319
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,186
I don't want to drop him.

320
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,789
Wait, what do you mean by that?

321
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,458
I mean...

322
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,662
Sandy, would you
do me the honor...?

323
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,857
Yes!

324
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,969
Thanks.

325
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,716
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

326
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,325
So, is it true?

327
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,727
Is it true?

328
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,695
Did you ask me
to marry you last night,

329
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,830
or was I dreaming?

330
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,698
I did, and you said yes.

331
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,567
So it's official;
I could, like, call a friend

332
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,536
and tell them, "Hey, Jonathan
asked me to marry him"?

333
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,338
- Yes, you can say that.
- Do you happen

334
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,340
to know when you want
to marry me?

335
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,842
Would this time
next year be good?

336
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,677
Absolutely.

337
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,345
- You have no problem
waiting a year? -No.

338
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,214
This time next year,
I'll have my master's degree,

339
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,549
and finishing my degree
first is important to me.

340
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,051
I thought it was.

341
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,253
So you're going to wait
a year for me?

342
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,588
I am.

343
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,724
That's so... nice.

344
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,961
Well, I intend
to be a nice husband.

345
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:59,031
You're not marrying me
just so we can... you know?

346
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,868
I think the medical term
is "have sex."

347
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,469
No.

348
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,771
It's not like I want

349
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,373
to wait any longer,
but out of consideration for you

350
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,808
and what you've been through,
I understand

351
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,309
why you'd want
to be married first.

352
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,578
And it's just 12 months.

353
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,514
And besides, the receptionist
at the hospital says

354
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,745
she's gonna take care of me
until you and I...

355
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,619
I'm joking.

356
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,620
Okay.

357
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,288
Listen, we have a lot

358
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,791
to talk about,
a lot of decisions to make,

359
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,928
but I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

360
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,329
And I can tell people?

361
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,798
You can if you want.

362
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,766
But you should probably
let Martin know first.

363
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,468
He should hear
our good news from you.

364
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,969
Yeah. You're right.

365
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,638
You're-You're absolutely right.

366
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,674
Oh, I hope to hear that
many, many times

367
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,937
over the course of our lives.

368
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,145
I have to be at work at 7:00,

369
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,880
- so I got to take off.
- Okay.

370
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,881
But you'll be back?

371
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,316
For the rest of my life?

372
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,717
Yeah.

373
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,487
Okay. I have to confess
just this one thing.

374
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,989
No, really?

375
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,124
It's nothing bad.

376
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,126
What confession is good?

377
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,161
I have to go work
for a month in Appalachia.

378
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,464
Something I volunteered
to do before I met you.

379
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,631
But...?

380
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,366
But I'll be back.

381
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,968
And...?

382
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,938
And we'll start planning
the rest of our lives together.

383
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,801
Okay.

384
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,479
Oh!

385
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,714
I feel really good
about last night.

386
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,217
Oh, so you think
that was it, huh?

387
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,485
I'm sure of it.

388
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,086
No pressure.

389
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,689
Right. No pressure.

390
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,224
But...

391
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,692
- But...?
- Maybe we should

392
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,026
move to Crossroads.

393
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,529
You know, maybe...
change would do us good.

394
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,264
I don't know about that.

395
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,265
You don't know?

396
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,500
Suddenly you don't know?

397
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,368
I started rethinking it.

398
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,003
Why? Why?

399
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,371
W-Why would you do that?

400
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,974
Why would you rethink it
when I was rethinking it and...?

401
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,276
Now I-I think we should go.

402
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,445
If you were pregnant,
would you want to take

403
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,579
a chance with a baby?

404
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,214
Would you want
to be that far away

405
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,950
from a hospital
and a doctor and...

406
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,151
I thought about that,

407
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,686
and that's why I was
hesitating, but...

408
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,889
I don't want to not go
because I was afraid

409
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,458
to go because I might
eventually get pregnant.

410
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,659
But I understand your fear.

411
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,728
You'd probably feel safer here,
and so would I.

412
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,897
I feel safe anywhere you are.

413
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,633
Thank you, but if you want
to stay here,

414
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,101
we should tell them
we changed our minds.

415
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,103
But we haven't
changed our minds.

416
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,639
I changed my mind, and I think
I might want to move.

417
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,404
I don't know.
I might not want to leave.

418
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,781
That's mine.

419
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,449
No, it's not.

420
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,084
I brought this home
from work last night.

421
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,853
Yeah, and you paid for it
with the money

422
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,121
that's in our
food budget, right?

423
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,956
- Right.
- Yeah. You ate

424
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:41,257
half of it, Margaret had some,
so... the rest is mine.

425
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,163
I'm saving it.

426
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:44,997
For...?

427
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,659
Later.

428
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,138
(sighs)

429
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,240
You know, I was thinking
about what you said

430
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,275
about Martin and Ruthie
just being friends,

431
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,145
and I've known them longer
than you have and I think,

432
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,413
I think Ruthie has
always thought

433
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,315
of her and Martin as
being more than friends.

434
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,749
I'm just saying.

435
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,917
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

436
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,535
Oh, thanks for taking Happy out.

437
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,936
I thought you were
still upstairs.

438
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,138
We wanted to see T Bone's dad.

439
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,540
T Bone's dad?

440
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,304
He's in the garage apartment.

441
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,039
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

442
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,049
Who is in our garage apartment?

443
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,384
T Bone's dad.

444
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,219
But he's dead. Isn't he?

445
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,687
- T Bone's dad?
- Maybe not.

446
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,122
- What?
- I was gonna tell you

447
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,457
last night,
but you were asleep,

448
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,159
and then I woke up
and smelled bacon and here I am.

449
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,128
Eric, stop kidding around.

450
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,131
T Bone doesn't know
who his dad is--was.

451
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,800
Um, Eric, who do you have
out in the garage apartment?

452
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,736
He says he's T Bone's dad.

453
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,171
You can't just let some
stranger stay in our apartment.

454
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,172
No, no, he's a nice guy.

455
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,173
- Eric!
- Annie.

456
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,842
He just showed up last night.

457
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,678
He said he met
T Bone's mom in Vegas.

458
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,315
Well, not met,
bumped into her in a bar,

459
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,384
and she told him
that he has a son.

460
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,386
And that his son is our T Bone?

461
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,720
No, no, no.

462
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,923
Don't believe any of
his baloney, Mrs. Camden.

463
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,825
Not your husband, the stranger

464
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,894
who just showed up
claiming to be my dad.

465
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,830
And is Ruthie up yet?

466
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,432
I really want to talk to her.

467
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,566
She's not up yet.

468
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,402
Of course not.

469
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,203
It's Saturday, and, well,

470
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,839
when you date like that
all week, uh...

471
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,241
got to rest on Saturday.

472
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,542
Are you working today?

473
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,077
Is Ruthie working today?

474
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,178
I think she is.

475
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,374
Then I'm gonna be working today.

476
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,186
So... the man
in our garage apartment

477
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,555
you really think
is T Bone's father?

478
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,090
But how would you know?

479
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,291
How would he know?

480
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,793
He knows.

481
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,628
No, T Bone is not
going anywhere,

482
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,863
not with some guy
who-who left him stranded

483
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,032
with his crazy mother
for 17 years.

484
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,967
He didn't know T Bone existed.

485
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,869
And now he does? Uh-uh.

486
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,071
You know what?

487
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,439
You don't know anything.

488
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,475
I am not gonna have another
child move away from us,

489
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,070
even if he does have
other parents.

490
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,045
He's still not up.

491
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,580
It's almost 1:00.

492
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,648
Can we have another hot dog?

493
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,817
Sure, if you want,
but you've had two already.

494
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,119
Are-Are you still hungry?

495
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,589
Not really, but you won't
let us cut the cake.

496
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,257
This cake is for our guest.

497
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,725
We'll save him some.

498
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,694
I don't think so.
I might need the whole thing.

499
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,195
So you want another hot dog?

500
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,164
Can we go ride our bikes?

501
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,466
Sure, but not in the street,
just in the driveway,

502
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,301
unless you can get Dad
to watch you.

503
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,303
Oh, Dad is still working on
tomorrow's sermon,

504
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,906
but, you know, I can bring
my computer and work in here,

505
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,875
if you'd like to go out
for a bit.

506
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,243
I don't think so.

507
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,545
Wouldn't you like
some fresh air, dear?

508
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,348
No, I can't say that I would
like some fresh air.

509
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,613
I'm gonna stay right here
and watch you interrogate Al.

510
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,145
Go ride your bikes.

511
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:34,226
Wouldn't you think that
if he's really T Bone's dad,

512
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,695
he'd want to spend some time
with him today?

513
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,631
Yeah, you would think,
but, you know,

514
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,999
maybe he's got plenty of time.

515
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,334
Maybe he's planning to stay
for a week or two.

516
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,304
I hope he stays long enough
for us to find out who he is.

517
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,739
I Googled him.

518
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:47,968
And?

519
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:51,644
Have you seen T Bone?

520
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,179
I think he left for work.

521
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,413
So he is working today?

522
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,315
He is.
And are you working today?

523
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,750
Well, I guess, if I have to.

524
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,852
Honey, you haven't
worked all week.

525
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,253
Well, I've been busy
with school and stuff.

526
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,822
Stuff like Martin.

527
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,423
Stuff like homework.

528
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,659
And Martin.

529
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,093
Who's coming over for lunch?

530
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,162
- Uh, w-we have a houseguest.
- Oh.

531
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,198
So I guess you don't think
he's T Bone's dad, then.

532
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,365
I didn't say that.

533
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,500
Well, you didn't have to.

534
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,001
This is a lot of food.

535
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,170
A lot of friendly,
get-to-know-you food.

536
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,507
Can I take a piece of cake
to work with me?

537
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:24,143
Honey, you... you work
at a concession stand.

538
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,744
Yeah, but we don't have
homemade cake

539
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,214
made from scratch
at the concession stand.

540
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,616
I think that your mother is,
uh, saying that the cake

541
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:32,451
is for the point
in the conversation

542
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,019
when she asks for a blood test.

543
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,454
(chuckles):
Oh.

544
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:38,290
Oh. Well, I figured one of you
would insist on that.

545
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,292
So... could you save me
a piece, then?

546
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,061
- What time do you get off work?
- I don't know.

547
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,295
Around 9:00, I think.

548
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,897
- I'll pick you up.
- Oh, that's okay.

549
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,065
Martin's driving down.

550
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,066
Again?

551
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,567
Yeah.

552
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,569
Ruthie, are you really
interested in Martin,

553
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:53,172
or are you just trying
to make T Bone crazy?

554
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,164
I'm really interested in Martin.

555
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,646
Are you happy?

556
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,681
So, who is this guy?

557
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:03,749
What did you find out?

558
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:06,552
He's a dentist.

559
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,220
Well, how do you know
there's not another

560
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,056
Theodore Alan Bonaduce
who's <i>not</i> a dentist?

561
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,158
How do we know
he's not a parolee

562
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:16,829
or a, or a drug addict or
something really, really bad?

563
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,164
Give me a piece of cake,
and I'll tell you.

564
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,165
(sighs)

565
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,367
Are you kidding?

566
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,335
There can't be another guy
with that name

567
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,370
in the whole country.

568
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,071
What does a computer know?

569
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,539
Not as much as you, dear.

570
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,009
(door opens)

571
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:33,879
Al said thanks for everything.

572
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,447
He'll see you next trip.

573
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:36,715
He left?

574
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,550
On his motorcycle.

575
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,619
(motorcycle revving outside)

576
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:44,556
What dentist rides a motorcycle,
Mr. Google Pants?

577
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:53,925
(key clinks)

578
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,809
♪♪

579
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:34,773
(sighs)

580
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:37,106
Hey, what's up?

581
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:40,012
Who let you in?

582
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,348
I, uh, I know where the key is.

583
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,716
Sorry.

584
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:44,750
Ruthie?

585
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,385
(sighs)

586
00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,478
Everything.

587
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,422
(sighs):
Okay.

588
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,491
Well, look,

589
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,027
don't let Ruthie get to you.

590
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,162
She's in love with you.

591
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,999
She's just hanging out
with Martin to make you jealous.

592
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,635
I... called Martin.

593
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,004
He's interested in her.

594
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,338
(laughing)

595
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,339
No, he's not.

596
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,374
He's just saying that.

597
00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,609
She probably
told him to say that.

598
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,644
She's just upset
because you broke up with her.

599
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:16,048
And she's trying to hurt you
because you hurt her.

600
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,851
No, she's not like that--
Ruthie.

601
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,686
I mean, she's tough, but...

602
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,022
she wouldn't hurt me
just to get back at me.

603
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:27,826
I think Martin just
came along at the right time.

604
00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:30,062
The right time
right after you two decided

605
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,730
you weren't interested
in each other

606
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,832
and that you just wanted
to be friends.

607
00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:35,234
Gee, thanks for that.

608
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,569
Wait, he told you that?

609
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:38,904
Yeah.

610
00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:41,006
We are not just friends.

611
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,241
(chuckles)

612
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,043
He's just friends with Ruthie.

613
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,677
If we were just friends,
we wouldn't be

614
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:47,646
breaking up and getting
back together all the time.

615
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:51,984
We made out last night.

616
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,043
For hours.

617
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,255
He sat outside the house

618
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:59,558
with Ruthie last night
and talked... for hours.

619
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,493
What?

620
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,861
They talked?

621
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:03,851
About what?

622
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:08,965
(knocking)

623
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:13,739
Hey.

624
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:14,807
Savannah's sleeping.

625
00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,275
Oh, sorry.

626
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,544
I-I just dropped off Aaron
with my dad and Martin's dad.

627
00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,245
He's spending a little time
with his grandpas,

628
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,514
so I thought I'd come by
and say hi to Lucy.

629
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:23,882
Oh, she just left
to run some errands.

630
00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,017
Have you had lunch?

631
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,718
No, but I'll just
pick up something.

632
00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,020
Come on in, sit down.

633
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,288
Lucy shouldn't be gone
that long.

634
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,956
I'll make you
a sandwich or something.

635
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,948
All right, thanks.

636
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,732
Let's see.

637
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,234
We got turkey.

638
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,937
Or I could make you
a grilled cheese sandwich.

639
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,239
Or a BLT. Or...

640
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,229
I'm getting married.

641
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,811
You're getting married?

642
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,480
Yeah. And I wanted
to tell someone,

643
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,848
so I thought I'd tell Lucy,

644
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,316
'cause I didn't think
she would tell anyone,

645
00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:58,884
but I just can't
keep it in anymore.

646
00:26:58,884 --> 00:26:59,885
Congratulations.

647
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:01,553
Who's the lucky guy?

648
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,554
Jonathan.

649
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:03,789
Sanderson.

650
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,390
Dr. Sanderson.

651
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,292
Dr. and Mrs. Jonathan Sanderson.

652
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,594
Oh, Sandy Sanderson.

653
00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:10,095
I mean, isn't that
kind of perfect?

654
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:11,964
It is. Good for you.
You look really happy.

655
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,765
I am really happy.

656
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,135
This is the happiest
that I've been in my whole life.

657
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,203
I mean, I was really happy
when Aaron was born,

658
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,672
but that was a sad happy,
you know?

659
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,075
And this is just...
a happy happy.

660
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,144
So what does Martin think?

661
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,212
I haven't told him yet.

662
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,814
I want to tell him in person.

663
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,816
And I think maybe
he's coming down this weekend,

664
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,484
you know, to take out
Jane or something,

665
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,752
so we can talk then.

666
00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:34,987
You mean Ruthie.

667
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:35,921
Ruthie what?

668
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,656
He's been going out with Ruthie.

669
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,224
I talk to him pretty often.

670
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,425
I think he's dating Jane.

671
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:43,061
No, Mac told me
the phone date did 'em in--

672
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:44,663
Martin and Jane. It's over.

673
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,664
No, they made up.

674
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,798
When?

675
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:47,799
Well, I don't know,

676
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:49,301
but they went out last night.

677
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,937
No, Ruthie went
to his game last night.

678
00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:55,340
Maybe so, but he saw Jane
after she got off work.

679
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,009
That was the plan, anyway.
He told me.

680
00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:00,571
I don't know what kind of game
this guy's playing, but...

681
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,482
But whatever it is,

682
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,450
we shouldn't let it
spoil your good news.

683
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,451
Yeah.

684
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,686
Stick around, we'll have dinner.

685
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,021
We'll celebrate,
the three of us.

686
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,456
Oh, thanks, but I think
I should track down Martin.

687
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,659
You probably should, but you can
do that after dinner.

688
00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:15,855
Okay. Thanks.

689
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:22,734
So I guess this means if Lucy
and I move to Crossroads...

690
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,369
I'd still come and help out.

691
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,804
I'd delay graduating.

692
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:28,674
Yeah, but then you'd also
have to delay your wedding.

693
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:29,841
Yeah, that's okay.

694
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,710
I think Jonathan and I
would figure it out.

695
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,545
So you didn't tell your dad yet?

696
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,514
Well, kind of.
(chuckles)

697
00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:37,216
Don't you think
he'll tell Martin's dad,

698
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,650
and then Martin's dad
will tell him?

699
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,778
No. They swore
that they wouldn't.

700
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,595
Thanks.

701
00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:51,263
I was supposed to throw it away.

702
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:52,831
It was left out from last night.

703
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,399
Yeah, I don't care.

704
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,667
I'm starving.

705
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,703
Why didn't you just go
to the Dairy Shack?

706
00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,171
I'm going there for dinner.

707
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,439
Give it up.

708
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,032
Jane's not gonna
go out with you.

709
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,177
What? She's not.

710
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,445
Because of Martin?

711
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:08,505
What do you mean
"because of Martin"?

712
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,384
You're early.

713
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,052
Hi.
(chuckles)

714
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,454
Hi.

715
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:19,057
- Hi.
- Hi.

716
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,253
So, how's your dad?

717
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,246
He doesn't sound that bad to me.

718
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:42,381
No?

719
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,816
Where has he been
for the past 17 years?

720
00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:47,219
I mean, it's a miracle
I even survived.

721
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,888
There was never a meal that
didn't come through a window,

722
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,557
she would leave me home alone,
sometimes for days,

723
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:55,494
and when she was home, she
usually had some idiot with her.

724
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:56,561
Her "dates."

725
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,297
Yeah. Try asking your mom

726
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,766
for help with your math homework
when she's behind closed doors

727
00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,434
with last night's... date.

728
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:05,304
Some stayed long enough
to be called uncles,

729
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,407
but none stayed long enough
to be called "Dad."

730
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:11,443
Yeah, strangely enough,
when men pay to be with a woman,

731
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,279
they don't get married to her.

732
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:17,516
You know that movie, uh,
<i>Pretty Woman?</i>

733
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:21,586
She used to watch it
over and over and over.

734
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,323
Like it was a documentary
instead of a fantasy.

735
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,258
She actually
expected her knight

736
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:29,361
in shining armor to come
running up the fire escape

737
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,262
at any moment to rescue us.

738
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:35,534
AL:
Maybe we should talk.

739
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,470
I'm kind of busy right now
talking to...

740
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:39,538
Wait a minute.

741
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,206
You're not...?

742
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,207
T BONE:
No.

743
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:43,675
He's not.

744
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:44,904
No, I am.

745
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,482
You guys do look alike.

746
00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:52,284
I take that as a compliment.

747
00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,787
Okay, well,
I'll let you two talk.

748
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:57,779
And I'll take my dinner break.

749
00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:01,816
(clears throat)

750
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,264
This is like I'm visiting
someone in prison.

751
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,632
Not that I've ever done that.

752
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,601
(makes rim shot noise)

753
00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:12,871
So here's my story.

754
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:13,905
(sighs)

755
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,974
My fiancée just
broke up with me.

756
00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:17,876
We were supposed to get
married in June, uh,

757
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,745
but she decided she couldn't
go through with it

758
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,313
because she thought
I was too dull.

759
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,682
Because that road trip

760
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,751
that I took with my friends
in 1990 was probably

761
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:29,388
the last thing that I did that
could be considered adventurous.

762
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:33,058
After that, it was just
dental school and teeth.

763
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,594
I just bought the Harley.

764
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,562
I usually drive a Volvo.

765
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,799
Well, maybe driving a bike

766
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:43,001
and having a love child

767
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:45,871
will make your fiancée think
you're a little less dull.

768
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:46,938
Bye.

769
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:48,507
Hey, I-I'm going, I'm going.

770
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:51,409
I just need you to know
a couple of things.

771
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,681
I have a friend
who's a doctor here.

772
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:57,849
I went by there today.

773
00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:00,986
And if you want,
you can go by anytime

774
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,188
and complete the paternity test.

775
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:06,558
If you'd like scientific proof,
it's available.

776
00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:08,093
Camdens put you up to that one?

777
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,095
Camdens? No.

778
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,097
So you did this all on your own.

779
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:15,431
I'm actually a fairly
responsible person.

780
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,904
With the exception of
the three minutes

781
00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:20,272
I spent with your mother.

782
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,073
What if we are a genetic match?

783
00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,708
I mean, then what?

784
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:26,178
We fight over custody for me?

785
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,746
I'm emancipated.

786
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:30,749
I'm an adult;
I don't need a dad anymore.

787
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,785
17 years ago, I needed a dad.

788
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,620
But I don't need a dad anymore.

789
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,721
Okay?

790
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:38,590
So how about you get
back on your bike,

791
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,892
go home, and tell
your girlfriend

792
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:43,495
the very amusing story about
how you think you have a son

793
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,796
you didn't know about?

794
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,865
And then, maybe the two of you
could get married

795
00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:47,999
and start a family together,

796
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:50,569
raise a son,
become a soccer dad

797
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:53,705
and join the Boy Scouts
and go camping,

798
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,907
take a vacation to the beach.

799
00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,742
Do all the things you never even

800
00:32:57,742 --> 00:32:59,478
thought about doing with me,
'cause you never even bothered

801
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,012
to find out if you have a son.

802
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,180
Do you think that would have

803
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:03,682
been reasonable
under the circumstances?

804
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:04,683
I don't know.

805
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,885
I'm gonna give you
my phone numbers.

806
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,453
I have about a dozen,
in case, you know,

807
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,522
somebody needs a root canal
or something.

808
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,257
And I thought maybe this summer,

809
00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:15,160
you and I could
go on a... road trip?

810
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,595
I can give you references.

811
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:20,499
You can check my fingerprint

812
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,834
at the police department.

813
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,503
You can call my parents.

814
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,537
Your parents?

815
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,639
You told your parents?

816
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,875
How did you explain my mother?

817
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,477
I thought she was
the hotel manager.

818
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:33,979
I thought she liked me.

819
00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:36,312
I didn't know she was a... gift.

820
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,685
I didn't know I had a son,
but apparently, I do.

821
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,054
What if I'm not your son?

822
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:44,489
Oh, no, you're my son.

823
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:46,355
Or believe me, I wouldn't
have told my parents.

824
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:51,162
My money's on Ruthie.

825
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,098
Oh, I don't know.

826
00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:56,401
She's a junior in high school,
and he's the father of a baby.

827
00:33:56,401 --> 00:34:00,539
Having a baby can
make you grow up really fast.

828
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,308
I think he's gonna
end up with Sandy.

829
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:06,211
Sandy? He's not even dating her.

830
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,013
I think they skipped over
that phase of the relationship.

831
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:09,047
Seriously, they talked about

832
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,315
getting married,
then they both decided

833
00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:11,650
they didn't want to be
married to each other.

834
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,884
For real.

835
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,586
(chuckles):
He's just a little immature.

836
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:15,987
Give him a year.

837
00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:17,355
In a year, he'll be
a completely different person.

838
00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:19,524
It takes guys longer to grow up.

839
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:21,186
Even guys with a baby.

840
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,595
You know nothing.

841
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,130
About relationships.

842
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,532
But I do know I like you.

843
00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:28,966
"Like" like you.

844
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:37,275
SANDY: Well, it's not my fault
that that's how you found out.

845
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,843
You should have called me back.

846
00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:40,579
And finding out from your father

847
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,815
is not the worst way
that you could find out.

848
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,751
I don't know why you're trying
to stop me from marrying him.

849
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,553
Why do you care, anyway?

850
00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:51,690
You're dating Ruthie and Jane
and whoever else you're dating.

851
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:52,924
Not-Not that who you're dating

852
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,759
has anything to do with
my getting married.

853
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,394
I bet it has everything
to do with it.

854
00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:57,395
And I'm starving.

855
00:34:57,395 --> 00:34:59,030
Not my fault.

856
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:00,899
SANDY: Well, y-you can't
make out with your friends--

857
00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:02,167
then they're not a friend.

858
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,235
I thought you would want
to hear her big news.

859
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:06,805
I wanted to spend
some time alone with you.

860
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:09,274
SANDY: You don't even know
how to be friends with a woman.

861
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,408
Pass the bread, I'm eating.

862
00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:12,477
We can't.
We invited her for dinner.

863
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,245
Not "we."

864
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,581
Hello? He's not adopting Aaron.

865
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:18,049
And he's not
going to adopt Aaron.

866
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,451
Aaron is your son.

867
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,886
And I can't believe
that you would even think about

868
00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:23,121
letting Jonathan adopt Aaron.

869
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,223
We can always spend
time alone later.

870
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,992
You know what,
I don't think so.

871
00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:28,126
SANDY:
Because I love him,

872
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,728
and that's why
I want to marry him.

873
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,262
You think this guy
she's marrying is perfect?

874
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,330
No one's perfect.

875
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,732
We just don't know
his flaws yet.

876
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,667
I never said that I loved you.

877
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,768
No, I didn't.

878
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,237
And-And neither did you.

879
00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:41,973
Isn't it funny how different
last night was from tonight?

880
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,909
It's not too late to turn
tonight into last night.

881
00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:47,946
You know what? You're right.

882
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,848
I'm going to go
check on Savannah.

883
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,150
Now?

884
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,352
You can't always
have what you want.

885
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:57,555
You know, you don't
get everything, Martin.

886
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,924
And you can't just
throw a temper tantrum

887
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:01,893
and think that you're going
to get your way.

888
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,021
You need to grow up!

889
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:17,475
Well, there's nothing
for me to think about.

890
00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:19,103
I already said yes.

891
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:23,548
Ah, beanie weenies--
one of my favorites.

892
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,150
Well, there's not
a lot you can do

893
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,385
with leftover baked beans
and hot dogs, okay?

894
00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:28,453
I was being completely serious.

895
00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:29,821
No, you weren't.

896
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:31,823
You're still trying to talk me
into cutting that cake.

897
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:34,392
Well, what are you going to do,
freeze it till Al comes back?

898
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,760
What if Al never comes back?

899
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,128
What if we never see him again?

900
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:39,564
What if T Bone
never sees him again?

901
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:42,467
Well, then it would be
a complete waste

902
00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:45,070
not to eat the cake
right here and now.

903
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,639
(knocking)

904
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:48,629
Hi.

905
00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:51,142
- Hi.
- Hi.

906
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:55,246
Can I talk to you?

907
00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:56,481
Sure.

908
00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:59,084
I think she was talking to me.

909
00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,086
Yeah, I'm trying to get
a relationship started,

910
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,754
not end one.

911
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,780
Which I think is your specialty,
no offense.

912
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,299
I think I'm in love
with the wrong guy.

913
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:17,702
And that would be...?

914
00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:18,703
Chocolate cake?

915
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:19,864
Sure.

916
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:25,710
Private conversation!

917
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,212
ERIC:
No one's listening.

918
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,204
Let's not take any chances.

919
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:48,066
Well, the important thing
to remember

920
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:51,169
is that you really do
have a choice, you know?

921
00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,838
You don't have to marry
every guy you go out with.

922
00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:55,440
True, but if
you can't at least

923
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,443
think about marrying them, then
what's the point of dating them?

924
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:02,947
Yeah. I always thought I'd marry
someone tall, dark and handsome.

925
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,083
(loudly): Maybe someone
Italian--a chef.

926
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,084
(chuckles)

927
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,952
Well, I've got to get home.

928
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:11,289
But thank you for talking to me.

929
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,057
Good night, Reverend Camden.

930
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:14,893
ERIC:
Good night, Jane.

931
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,695
Hey, call me or come over
anytime, okay?

932
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:19,027
Okay.

933
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,501
Oh, Hi, Ruthie.

934
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:25,737
I was just leaving.

935
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,672
Or maybe you shouldn't leave.

936
00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:30,608
Maybe you two could talk.

937
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:34,746
Should we? Talk?

938
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,647
I don't know, should we?

939
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,986
I know you've been
seeing Martin.

940
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,721
But I was under the impression

941
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,757
that you were just
seeing him as a friend.

942
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,692
Why would you get
that impression?

943
00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:50,662
He told me that you were
just friends.

944
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:51,996
Well, he told me you two

945
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,931
weren't dating anymore--
that you were just friends.

946
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:59,971
Every night for the past week,
after he's taken you home

947
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,272
and I've gotten off work,

948
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:03,274
he and I have gone out
with each other.

949
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,510
I didn't know that.

950
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:08,279
That's why I'm telling you.

951
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,882
And what do you want me to do
with this information?

952
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,117
I don't know.

953
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,352
Whatever you want.

954
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,788
Good night.

955
00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:20,358
Ruthie, there's something else
that I wanted to tell you.

956
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,793
What is that?

957
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:25,630
T Bone really is a nice guy.

958
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,189
He really does love you.

959
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,294
So... anyway, good night.

960
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,446
Your mom has finally relented

961
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:44,315
and given me permission
to eat the chocolate cake.

962
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:45,717
You want some?

963
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,919
Dad, you know how
you're always telling me

964
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:49,320
that I can choose my feelings?

965
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,788
Yeah.

966
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,123
Well, I'm going
to try really hard

967
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,658
not to hate you
for telling T Bone

968
00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:54,785
he could break up with me.

969
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,129
Evidently, I've been making
an idiot out of myself

970
00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:00,131
thinking that Martin and I
were more than friends

971
00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:01,833
just because he kissed me
a few times.

972
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,501
Yeah.

973
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,629
And it wasn't a kiss
between friends.

974
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,140
Ruthie... it's not too late.

975
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,608
T Bone's still crazy about you.

976
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:11,609
It's too late.

977
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:12,777
He's leaving.

978
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,345
As soon as we're finished
with school,

979
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:15,870
he's taking off with his dad.

980
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,929
I can't believe we just
left our dinner guest

981
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,764
to have dinner by herself.

982
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,899
Oh, well, she left a note.

983
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:38,036
She and Martin decided
to meet to talk.

984
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,837
Oh, now that's dangerous.

985
00:40:39,837 --> 00:40:41,506
Because...?

986
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:42,974
Because I think
this relationship

987
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,976
with the good doctor
is a little too new

988
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,711
to withstand

989
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,947
a late-night meeting between
Sandy and Martin.

990
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,581
She's over Martin.

991
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,083
She's never going
to be over Martin.

992
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,384
She has a baby with Martin.

993
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,086
We'll see.

994
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,453
Yeah, we'll see.

995
00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:06,831
Hi, T Bone.

996
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:09,767
Hi. Mac and Margaret
said I could sleep on the couch.

997
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,134
Fine by me.

998
00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,298
No Martin?

999
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:22,080
Oh, it's not the one
left over from last night.

1000
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,516
I picked it up after work.

1001
00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,417
Fresh from Pete's.

1002
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,723
Thanks.

1003
00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:38,453
Mmm.

1004
00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,716
What was I thinking?

1005
00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:00,708
What was Mommy thinking?


