1 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:06,841 "Like a gold ring on a pig's snout 2 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:10,243 is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion." 3 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:12,980 (sighs) 4 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,643 Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned. 5 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,986 And then... 6 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:23,524 someone begat someone else and then someone else begat... 7 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,792 (sighs) 8 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,694 Where's all the good stuff when you need it? 9 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:35,336 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us... 10 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,671 No, forgive me... 11 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,663 No, let them forgive me. 12 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,778 "It is better 13 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:45,846 "to live in the corner of the housetop 14 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,974 than in the house with a quarrelsome wife." 15 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,653 There's got to be something somewhere in here 16 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,781 that would cover this situation. 17 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,801 Hey, what's Ruthie going to have? 18 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:07,868 Nothing. 19 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,236 We didn't ask her. 20 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,838 Why'd you go all the way up two flights of stairs 21 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:11,839 if you weren't gonna ask her? 22 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,474 She was having church. 23 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,608 She was saying prayers. 24 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:15,976 And reading the Bible. 25 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,611 Not your mom-- Ruthie. 26 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,247 Did you ask Ruthie what she wanted for a snack? 27 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,683 Really, Dad, Ruthie's busy with God stuff. 28 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:26,643 Ruthie is reading her Bible and saying prayers? 29 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:31,592 Maybe I'll just go up and see if I can help her with that. 30 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:39,627 If a cracker is the body of Christ... 31 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,831 I wonder what a cookie is. 32 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,313 "Because of this, I will weep and wail. 33 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,648 "I will go about barefoot and naked. 34 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:58,312 I will howl like a jackal and moan like an owl." 35 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,598 ♪ 7th Heaven ♪ 36 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,501 ♪ When I see their happy faces ♪ 37 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,904 ♪ Smiling back at me ♪ 38 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,806 ♪ 7th Heaven ♪ 39 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,408 ♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪ 40 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,945 ♪ Than the love of family ♪ 41 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:29,517 ♪ Where can you go ♪ 42 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,953 ♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪ 43 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:37,758 ♪ The answer is home ♪ 44 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:41,629 ♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪ 45 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,298 ♪ 7th Heaven ♪ 46 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:47,826 ♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪ 47 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,705 ♪ 7th Heaven. ♪ 48 00:04:00,766 --> 00:04:03,069 - Good morning. - Good morning. 49 00:04:03,069 --> 00:04:05,771 Annie said to tell you that we're out of Cheerios, 50 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:08,774 but if you want eggs or bacon or toast, 51 00:04:08,774 --> 00:04:11,811 you're more than welcome to make anything you want. 52 00:04:11,811 --> 00:04:12,812 Oh, no. 53 00:04:12,812 --> 00:04:13,813 Thanks, anyways. 54 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:15,081 I got to get going. 55 00:04:15,081 --> 00:04:17,216 I actually want to catch the early bus. 56 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,685 I have to get to the library, so I... 57 00:04:19,685 --> 00:04:21,020 Hang on just a sec. 58 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:22,955 You have any idea what's going on with Ruthie? 59 00:04:22,955 --> 00:04:24,023 Ruthie? 60 00:04:24,023 --> 00:04:25,558 Your girlfriend, my daughter. 61 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:28,995 Um... haven't seen her this morning. 62 00:04:28,995 --> 00:04:31,430 No, I have no idea what's going on with her. 63 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:33,933 No idea whatsoever. 64 00:04:33,933 --> 00:04:35,301 Ah, that's interesting. 65 00:04:35,301 --> 00:04:37,436 - Is it? -Well, I just haven't seen you two 66 00:04:37,436 --> 00:04:41,307 talking or making out, uh, for almost a week now. 67 00:04:41,307 --> 00:04:42,308 Why is that? 68 00:04:42,308 --> 00:04:45,077 That's really kind of personal. 69 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,280 Yeah, that's how it felt when I kept seeing you 70 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,650 kissing my daughter-- really kind of personal. 71 00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:53,085 I'm just not comfortable discussing this with you. 72 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:56,289 You know. The father, the reverend... 73 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:58,057 - Oh. - ...the landlord. 74 00:04:58,057 --> 00:05:00,226 And yet you have no trouble with the actual making out. 75 00:05:00,226 --> 00:05:03,196 No. I wasn't comfortable making out in front of you either, 76 00:05:03,196 --> 00:05:06,766 but I, well, I had very little to say about that. 77 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:09,835 And I have very little to say about our current situation. 78 00:05:09,835 --> 00:05:11,504 - What happened? - (sighs) 79 00:05:11,504 --> 00:05:13,439 Just tell me, 'cause someone's gonna tell me eventually, 80 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,074 and you might as well make it you. 81 00:05:15,074 --> 00:05:16,576 I can't. 82 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,611 Ruthie--she asked me not to. 83 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:19,812 And you agreed not to? 84 00:05:19,812 --> 00:05:23,449 Well... I don't know if I agreed exactly, 85 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,151 but still, it just, it wouldn't be right. 86 00:05:25,151 --> 00:05:26,819 It's a... private matter. 87 00:05:26,819 --> 00:05:29,355 Have you not learned there are no private matters 88 00:05:29,355 --> 00:05:30,356 in this household? 89 00:05:30,356 --> 00:05:32,258 - No? - Mm-mm. 90 00:05:32,258 --> 00:05:33,259 Is that true? 91 00:05:33,259 --> 00:05:35,661 Oh, it's completely true. 92 00:05:35,661 --> 00:05:37,897 And, you know, sometimes 93 00:05:37,897 --> 00:05:40,333 it's-it's, ah, it's just nice to get the opportunity 94 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:43,769 to-to get your side of the story out there first. 95 00:05:43,769 --> 00:05:45,171 You know? 96 00:05:45,171 --> 00:05:48,274 You might want to make me understand your point of view 97 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:50,509 even before I hear the other side of the story 98 00:05:50,509 --> 00:05:53,145 from my own daughter, whom I dearly love. 99 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,548 Okay, honestly, I-I don't think it's a good idea. 100 00:05:55,548 --> 00:05:58,251 I don't even think it's a good idea for us to be talking. 101 00:05:58,251 --> 00:05:59,752 Why is that? 102 00:05:59,752 --> 00:06:01,621 'Cause she is your daughter, whom you dearly love. 103 00:06:01,621 --> 00:06:02,622 Yeah. 104 00:06:02,622 --> 00:06:04,724 I mean, dearly, dearly love. 105 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:07,426 And I just hope you remember that, 106 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:08,961 even in your darkest hour-- 107 00:06:08,961 --> 00:06:10,630 meaning yours and Ruthie's darkest hours. 108 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:13,432 I wasn't referring to your health, and, uh... 109 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:14,767 How are you, by the way? 110 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:16,469 Feeling... strong? 111 00:06:16,469 --> 00:06:17,770 What? 112 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,338 All I'm trying to say is that 113 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:22,975 I know how much you love Ruthie, and you'll get through this. 114 00:06:22,975 --> 00:06:24,510 She'll get through this. 115 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,045 I'll get through this. 116 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:27,880 We all will, God willing. 117 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,348 Even Mrs. Camden. 118 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,783 Good-bye. 119 00:06:30,783 --> 00:06:32,318 "God willing." 120 00:06:32,318 --> 00:06:34,153 - Yes? - Hmm. 121 00:06:34,153 --> 00:06:35,321 God. 122 00:06:35,321 --> 00:06:37,023 It's just a saying. 123 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:38,658 It's a religious saying. 124 00:06:38,658 --> 00:06:40,024 For some. 125 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:42,862 Something's going on here, 126 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,764 and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. 127 00:06:44,764 --> 00:06:47,266 Yeah, there is a bottom to this. 128 00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:51,437 Look, Theodore, I love my daughter, but 129 00:06:51,437 --> 00:06:54,740 I really care about you a lot, son. 130 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:57,877 Well, thank you, but, uh, smart enough 131 00:06:57,877 --> 00:07:01,213 to know that feelings don't always last. 132 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:05,351 And if that's the case here, I completely understand. 133 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:07,620 Good-bye. 134 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:10,489 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 135 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:15,294 "Here" with-with you and me or with you and Ruthie? 136 00:07:15,294 --> 00:07:16,729 Did you two break up? 137 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:18,764 Technically, we're taking a break. 138 00:07:18,764 --> 00:07:20,966 I don't think it's an actual breakup. 139 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:23,936 That will probably depend on you. 140 00:07:23,936 --> 00:07:26,372 You and Mrs. Camden. 141 00:07:26,372 --> 00:07:28,741 And anyone else who gets a vote. 142 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,109 Why are you taking a break? 143 00:07:30,109 --> 00:07:31,744 Your idea or her idea? 144 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,979 That's something you're gonna have to ask Ruthie. 145 00:07:33,979 --> 00:07:35,114 I-I'm sorry. 146 00:07:35,114 --> 00:07:37,316 I wish I could tell you, but... 147 00:07:37,316 --> 00:07:39,885 I can't, I just can't. 148 00:07:39,885 --> 00:07:41,487 - Why not? - RUTHIE: Dad? 149 00:07:41,487 --> 00:07:44,390 What are you doing? 150 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:47,293 Well, I was, uh, just trying to talk to him. 151 00:07:47,293 --> 00:07:49,128 And why would that be? 152 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:50,463 'Cause he lives here. 153 00:07:50,463 --> 00:07:52,398 You know, I thought he might have done something 154 00:07:52,398 --> 00:07:54,033 that he'd want to talk to me about. 155 00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:55,735 Have you done anything with him 156 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:57,570 that you want to talk to me about? 157 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:59,739 No, but even if I had, 158 00:07:59,739 --> 00:08:01,273 I'm sure you could recall the verse 159 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,742 in the New Testament-- 160 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:05,411 "Forgive him, for he knows not what he do." 161 00:08:05,411 --> 00:08:08,414 Or did, or does. 162 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:10,850 My point being, we should all forgive. 163 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:12,718 I mean, that's what we should all do, forgive, 164 00:08:12,718 --> 00:08:14,120 no matter what, right? 165 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,522 Not that he has anything to be forgiven for. 166 00:08:16,522 --> 00:08:17,857 Nor do I. 167 00:08:17,857 --> 00:08:20,126 It's "forgive them, they know not what they do." 168 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:22,294 And what part of the Bible is that from? 169 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,264 It's from the new part. 170 00:08:25,264 --> 00:08:26,332 It's Christ giving forgiveness 171 00:08:26,332 --> 00:08:27,967 to those who are about to betray him. 172 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:29,869 I thought so. 173 00:08:29,869 --> 00:08:31,737 But I thought that was referring to Judas. 174 00:08:31,737 --> 00:08:33,005 No, it refers to... 175 00:08:33,005 --> 00:08:36,175 Are you taking some sort of course in religion? 176 00:08:36,175 --> 00:08:37,276 No, I'm just 177 00:08:37,276 --> 00:08:38,978 - studying on my own. - Oh. When did you 178 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:39,979 start doing that? 179 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:41,447 I don't know. 180 00:08:41,447 --> 00:08:44,216 Like, recently, in the past week or so? 181 00:08:44,216 --> 00:08:46,552 I've always been interested in religion, Dad. 182 00:08:46,552 --> 00:08:50,055 I mean, how could I not be when you're my dad? 183 00:08:50,055 --> 00:08:53,726 But you became more interested, like, in the past week? 184 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:55,752 I guess. 185 00:08:56,796 --> 00:08:58,531 Have you and T Bone... 186 00:08:58,531 --> 00:09:01,567 The two of you-- you-you haven't... 187 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:02,935 Have you... 188 00:09:02,935 --> 00:09:05,404 You-You're not... 189 00:09:05,404 --> 00:09:06,639 Are you... 190 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:07,663 Having sex? 191 00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:11,410 God, no. 192 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:14,814 No, we're definitely not having sex. 193 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:17,850 Nor have we had sex or will we ever have sex 194 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,085 until and unless we're married. 195 00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:22,321 Oh. 196 00:09:22,321 --> 00:09:24,623 Why would you think we've had sex? 197 00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:26,892 Just because I'm interested in spiritual matters? 198 00:09:26,892 --> 00:09:29,762 Yes. 199 00:09:29,762 --> 00:09:30,930 Did you two get married? 200 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:32,498 - Dad! Come on! - Well, 201 00:09:32,498 --> 00:09:33,599 you know, I went upstairs 202 00:09:33,599 --> 00:09:35,401 to see if you wanted a snack last night 203 00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:36,769 when I thought you were studying, 204 00:09:36,769 --> 00:09:38,771 and I-I heard you reading from the Bible and praying. 205 00:09:38,771 --> 00:09:40,072 Well, why didn't you join me? 206 00:09:40,072 --> 00:09:41,073 I don't know. 207 00:09:41,073 --> 00:09:42,541 You seemed so focused 208 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,410 on what you were doing that I just left. 209 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:47,046 Are you and T Bone together? 210 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,781 Not together? 211 00:09:48,781 --> 00:09:51,050 You're taking a break from being together? 212 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,785 The third one. 213 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:53,886 Oh. 214 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,921 We're just gonna see how it goes. 215 00:09:55,921 --> 00:09:58,324 Ruthie, are you okay? 216 00:09:58,324 --> 00:09:59,525 I'm fine. 217 00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:00,993 My life is changing. 218 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:02,528 Constantly changing. 219 00:10:02,528 --> 00:10:04,430 And sometimes things change for the good 220 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:07,099 and sometimes things change for the bad. 221 00:10:07,099 --> 00:10:11,003 And sometimes I don't know which it is, good or bad. 222 00:10:11,003 --> 00:10:14,406 But... "to everything, there is a season." 223 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,475 Ecclesiastes. 224 00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:17,568 But you know that. 225 00:10:18,944 --> 00:10:20,946 Well, bye, Dad. 226 00:10:20,946 --> 00:10:21,947 I love you. 227 00:10:21,947 --> 00:10:23,582 If you need me to help the boys 228 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:26,485 with their homework or help out with anything around the house, 229 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:28,320 all you have to do is ask. 230 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,822 Hey, I'm here to serve. 231 00:10:29,822 --> 00:10:31,313 Have a blessed day. 232 00:10:35,294 --> 00:10:37,296 (door closes) 233 00:10:37,296 --> 00:10:39,231 What was that? 234 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:41,500 Where are the boys? 235 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,036 Oh, I sent them back upstairs to look for some subjects 236 00:10:44,036 --> 00:10:45,437 for their papier-mâché project. 237 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,640 I can't get an answer out of any of them, you know-- 238 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,141 not the twins or Ruthie or T Bone. 239 00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:50,676 They're all over the place. 240 00:10:50,676 --> 00:10:51,977 No, no, you got an answer. 241 00:10:51,977 --> 00:10:53,879 We got the answer that we've been looking for. 242 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:54,880 They're not having sex. 243 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,515 And I believe her, I do. 244 00:10:56,515 --> 00:10:58,617 Then what else has made her so suddenly religious? 245 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,787 Look, Lucy got interested in religion back in high school. 246 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,956 Right? And she wasn't doing anything wrong. 247 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,524 Well, nothing that we know about. 248 00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:07,993 Are we really going to let Ruthie's reading the Bible 249 00:11:07,993 --> 00:11:09,828 and praying make us this suspicious 250 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:11,630 that she's doing something bad? 251 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,798 Yes. 252 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:15,134 I know. It's terrible, isn't it? 253 00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:16,402 What else could it be? 254 00:11:16,402 --> 00:11:17,469 I don't know. 255 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,837 You don't think they got drunk 256 00:11:18,837 --> 00:11:21,473 or experimented with drugs or something like that, do you? 257 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,710 They both came home not feeling well last weekend. 258 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:28,380 I don't think Ruthie was drunk or high, do you? 259 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,783 I don't think so, but something was wrong that night, 260 00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,651 and something's been wrong all week. 261 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,687 You don't want to go to Lucy's and see if 262 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:35,854 they found out anything, do you? 263 00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,015 I'll stay with the boys. 264 00:11:38,357 --> 00:11:40,025 - Good morning. - Good morning. 265 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:41,293 Good morning. 266 00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:42,294 Hi, Savannah. 267 00:11:42,294 --> 00:11:44,196 (sighs) Or, you know, 268 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:45,831 maybe it's not such a good morning. 269 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,132 Ruthie called me last night 270 00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:50,569 and asked me if she could start coming to my teen class. 271 00:11:50,569 --> 00:11:52,538 KEVIN: I don't get it. 272 00:11:52,538 --> 00:11:56,241 She's had an open invitation to-to join my teen class 273 00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,810 ever since it's been in existence, 274 00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:59,378 and she's never been to it. 275 00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:01,113 Is Sandy still teaching that class? 276 00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:02,848 Sandy does not teach it. 277 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,216 She's watching me teach. 278 00:12:04,216 --> 00:12:05,384 ERIC: Have you tried 279 00:12:05,384 --> 00:12:07,086 just talking to Ruthie? 280 00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:09,254 Hello. Yes, of course I've tried talking to Ruthie. 281 00:12:09,254 --> 00:12:10,356 For a week now. 282 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,191 I-I can't get a confession out of her. 283 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,692 Why can't Protestants confess? 284 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,595 I mean, why do Catholics have to have a franchise on that? 285 00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,731 Well, dear... 286 00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:20,499 even if Ruthie confessed to me or Lucy, 287 00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:23,268 we couldn't tell you what it is that she confessed. 288 00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:25,638 - That's probably why priests don't marry. -Why? 289 00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:27,773 You think I couldn't get Ruthie's confession out of you? 290 00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:29,775 Oh, wait a minute. 291 00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:32,244 Wait just a minute. 292 00:12:32,244 --> 00:12:33,545 Nothing. 293 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,814 - Kevin. - Ditto. 294 00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,950 Well, it's just that if a criminal 295 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,953 is going to get religion, he usually does it 296 00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:43,946 between the guilty verdict and the sentencing. 297 00:13:01,122 --> 00:13:03,024 - Hey. - Hi, Luce. 298 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:05,292 Hey, I am so glad you got down here early. 299 00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:08,295 Well, I'm so glad my dad could take Aaron today so I could. 300 00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:09,330 How is your dad? 301 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,932 Sober and happy and working hard. 302 00:13:11,932 --> 00:13:14,869 And he gets along better with Martin's dad than me and Martin. 303 00:13:14,869 --> 00:13:17,605 Well, that's good, I-I guess. 304 00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:19,774 Yeah, and they started that little lawn service business, 305 00:13:19,774 --> 00:13:21,542 and they're actually making money, so they hired 306 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,178 more people to work for them, so he took the day off to babysit. 307 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,179 Wasn't that nice? 308 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,447 It's very nice. 309 00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:27,815 Aaron loves him. 310 00:13:27,815 --> 00:13:30,051 And he's actually really good with babies. 311 00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:32,486 Of course, he's kind of childlike, my dad. 312 00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:34,622 But not too childlike to babysit. 313 00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:35,756 Do you know something about my dad? 314 00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,124 Is that what you want to talk about? 315 00:13:37,124 --> 00:13:38,292 Oh, oh, no, no, no. 316 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:39,627 I-I didn't mean to alarm you. 317 00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:41,729 I just wanted to come and have lunch and talk. 318 00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:44,331 No one wants to just come and have lunch and talk. 319 00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:45,833 What's going on? 320 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,335 Martin didn't find out about my date last weekend, did he? 321 00:13:48,335 --> 00:13:50,571 No, but how'd it go? 322 00:13:50,571 --> 00:13:53,107 Let's just say it's still going. 323 00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:54,675 He's called me every night this week. 324 00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:56,744 Well, that's good, I guess. 325 00:13:56,744 --> 00:13:58,412 I-I... I don't know. 326 00:13:58,412 --> 00:14:01,048 Anyway, um... I know this may sound silly, 327 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,551 but we're all a little concerned 328 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,153 about Ruthie and T Bone-- well, mostly Ruthie. 329 00:14:06,153 --> 00:14:09,156 Um, you know, Kevin, my dad, my mom, me. 330 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:10,858 - Oh. - And we were wondering 331 00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:13,160 if, you know, maybe she called you. 332 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,528 Called me? 333 00:14:14,528 --> 00:14:16,731 Yeah, I guess we're all just really desperate 334 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,200 to find out if she confided in someone, and... 335 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,534 I-I know it's a long shot, 336 00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:22,036 but I thought that maybe, you know... 337 00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:23,370 Yeah, she called me. 338 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,272 Wait, Ruthie called you? 339 00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:26,607 I mean, she doesn't even... 340 00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:29,376 I mean, I mean, she likes you, it's just that... 341 00:14:29,376 --> 00:14:32,680 What did she call you about, if you don't mind telling me? 342 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,349 I don't mind. Just... stuff. 343 00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:37,451 Do you mind telling me what stuff? 344 00:14:37,451 --> 00:14:39,954 She wanted to know if I told my parents when I was getting 345 00:14:39,954 --> 00:14:41,889 in trouble in high school or if they found out. 346 00:14:41,889 --> 00:14:43,657 Things like that. The same questions that I've gotten 347 00:14:43,657 --> 00:14:45,793 from all the girls in your class. And I told her 348 00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,028 that that class was a really safe place for her to talk 349 00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:50,331 to other young women that are struggling 350 00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:53,534 with the challenges of just... growing up. 351 00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:56,036 So she said she would ask you about coming to the class. 352 00:14:56,036 --> 00:14:57,204 What could she have done? 353 00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:58,105 I don't know. 354 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,241 Are you sure? 355 00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:01,408 Lucy. 356 00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:03,144 You do know! 357 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:04,145 Please don't ask me. 358 00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:05,546 I can't say anything. 359 00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:07,915 She's gonna come to the class, and she can tell you. 360 00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:09,116 Right in front of everyone? 361 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,284 Well, there's a reason for that. 362 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,786 A reason like... 363 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,088 Sometimes if you have bad news, it's easier to say it 364 00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:15,189 in front of other people. 365 00:15:15,189 --> 00:15:16,757 Or in a public place. 366 00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:18,626 Especially if you don't know what the reaction's gonna be. 367 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,262 Well, she told you whatever it is in private. 368 00:15:21,262 --> 00:15:22,730 You know what I mean. 369 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,532 Sometimes when a person has done something 370 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,766 that they're not proud of, 371 00:15:25,766 --> 00:15:27,968 it's easier for them to talk to someone else 372 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,804 that's done something that they're not proud of. 373 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,172 Like me. 374 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,774 What could Ruthie have done that she's not proud of? 375 00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:35,476 I can't; I promised. 376 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,611 Well, she obviously wants me to know. 377 00:15:37,611 --> 00:15:39,273 (sighs) 378 00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,240 (crowd applauding, cheering over TV) 379 00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:48,122 (knocking) 380 00:15:48,122 --> 00:15:49,857 Who is it? 381 00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,125 KEVIN: It's me. 382 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,526 You loser! 383 00:15:52,526 --> 00:15:55,029 You know that's not your baby! 384 00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:56,063 Mac? 385 00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:57,798 Yeah? 386 00:15:57,798 --> 00:15:59,633 Would you let me in? 387 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,235 Isn't the door unlocked? 388 00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:03,504 Oh... it's the other guy, you moron! 389 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,573 You think that forcing a guy into a paternity test 390 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,508 is going to make him like you any better? 391 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,709 Geez! 392 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:11,745 Would you let me in? 393 00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:13,270 (shuts off TV) 394 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:19,520 Hey, Kevin. 395 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,521 Hey, yourself. 396 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,822 What's going on in here? 397 00:16:21,822 --> 00:16:23,824 I'm just studying for a test. 398 00:16:23,824 --> 00:16:25,693 Not a paternity test, I hope. 399 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,661 No, just world literature. 400 00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:29,129 You're watching TV. 401 00:16:29,129 --> 00:16:30,164 I'm taking a little break. 402 00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,365 The test is at 3:00. 403 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,300 I'll only be a minute. 404 00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:40,307 (sighs) All right, well, I don't guess that you'd want to see 405 00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:43,010 the end of that show I was watching, would you? 406 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,746 I'm just fascinated by the whole human drama-- 407 00:16:45,746 --> 00:16:48,549 why people would go on TV and air their dirty laundry. 408 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,150 I just--I don't get it. 409 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,385 Neither do I. 410 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,420 Nor do I get why people like you pay to watch them. 411 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,724 It's just that it's a real-life study in human behavior. 412 00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,060 Speaking of which, what's going on with Ruthie and T Bone? 413 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,996 Speaking of which? 414 00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:03,764 We weren't speaking of which, were we? 415 00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:05,232 I-I know I wasn't. 416 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,067 I knew you'd know something. 417 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:11,238 Did I mention that I have a test in world literature at 3:00? 418 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,840 That's literature from all over the world. 419 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,542 I've had so much world literature to read 420 00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,177 from all over the world 421 00:17:17,177 --> 00:17:19,179 that I haven't had time to do anything else. 422 00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:21,715 I haven't seen Ruthie or T Bone in... 423 00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:24,351 a long time, very long time. 424 00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:25,586 Like a week? 425 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,887 Something like that. 426 00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,223 Why don't we both sit down? 427 00:17:29,223 --> 00:17:32,352 Uh, I-I wish I could, but I have to study. 428 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:35,924 Okay. 429 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,301 So, it was a week ago that you saw T Bone last? 430 00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:41,735 Almost that. 431 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:44,505 I-I gave him a ride home from the Promenade last weekend. 432 00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:47,074 He wasn't feeling well, was he? 433 00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:48,943 Let me see. Uh... 434 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,178 Yeah, you're right. He-He wasn't feeling well. 435 00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:52,246 How's he doing now? 436 00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:53,580 He's fine. 437 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,783 I'm glad to hear it. 438 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,519 What would you know about T Bone and Ruthie 439 00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:00,220 that you wouldn't want to tell me? 440 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:04,725 See, th-that's funny that you say that, because I was reading 441 00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:08,262 that the properly-phrased question contains the answer. 442 00:18:08,262 --> 00:18:10,798 Don't give me any of your world literature garbage, 443 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,566 just answer the question. 444 00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:14,435 Kevin, you're not a police officer anymore. 445 00:18:14,435 --> 00:18:17,237 If you were, I'd have to answer you, but you're just a friend. 446 00:18:17,237 --> 00:18:19,473 And Ruthie's my friend, too, and so is T Bone. 447 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:23,477 In fact, T Bone got me my job, and that job pays my rent, 448 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,980 and he could possibly get me out of that job 449 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,314 if he chose to do so. 450 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,284 I think that we just need to let well enough alone 451 00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:33,420 and let these two young lovebirds fly 452 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,688 wherever they want to fly. 453 00:18:34,688 --> 00:18:36,290 What the heck does that mean? 454 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,492 It means that I can't tell you. 455 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,227 It means that it's none of my business. 456 00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:43,330 It means that if they want to make it your business... 457 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,598 it's up to them. 458 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:47,334 Did T Bone or Ruthie tell you not to tell me? 459 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,503 Not only did they tell me not to tell you, 460 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,706 but I promised, on my mother's grave. 461 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:55,242 Okay, well, I can respect that. 462 00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:56,710 Then again, your mother's not dead, 463 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:59,146 so I think there's a little room for a compromise here. 464 00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:00,614 What if I guess? 465 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,816 No, no, don't-don't do that, don't guess. 466 00:19:02,816 --> 00:19:03,617 Drugs? 467 00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:04,918 - No. - Alcohol? 468 00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,720 No, b-but please don't do this. 469 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,988 Sex? 470 00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:09,490 That-That's old news. 471 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,658 She had sex in Scotland, and Mrs. Camden knows it, 472 00:19:11,658 --> 00:19:13,027 and she's okay with that. 473 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,361 That was a lie. 474 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,796 Ruthie didn't do anything in Scotland, 475 00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:18,032 and Mrs. Camden would never be okay with it. 476 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,000 Really? 477 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,835 I guess I misunderstood. 478 00:19:21,835 --> 00:19:23,701 Tell me what you know. 479 00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,639 I can't. 480 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,454 Could we stop now? 481 00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:42,189 I'm hungry. 482 00:19:42,189 --> 00:19:44,124 Oh, no, no, no, keep talking. 483 00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:45,559 What else have you seen? 484 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,594 That's it. 485 00:19:47,594 --> 00:19:49,997 Okay, okay, so what do we have so far? 486 00:19:49,997 --> 00:19:51,865 Okay, T Bone and Ruthie keep sneaking around 487 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:54,334 late at night talking, but they're not making out. 488 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:55,769 - Check. - Check. 489 00:19:55,769 --> 00:19:57,171 Okay, and they're not arguing. 490 00:19:57,171 --> 00:19:58,672 - Check. - Check. 491 00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:00,674 But he keeps saying, "Tell them." 492 00:20:00,674 --> 00:20:01,875 - Check. - Check. 493 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,644 Okay, what would they tell us? 494 00:20:03,644 --> 00:20:06,413 I mean, what are they hiding? 495 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,848 Think, boys, think! 496 00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:09,183 You must know something else. 497 00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:11,311 You must have heard something else. 498 00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:16,423 Or maybe there is this one thing. 499 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,025 Yeah? 500 00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:19,526 They don't know we know. 501 00:20:19,526 --> 00:20:20,961 I see. 502 00:20:20,961 --> 00:20:24,659 Can you bake us some chocolate chip cookies? 503 00:20:29,036 --> 00:20:30,804 Hello, Margaret. 504 00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,500 Jane! 505 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,209 Hello, Jane. 506 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:36,510 Hi, Rev. 507 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,045 Honestly, we would have told you, but we couldn't. 508 00:20:38,045 --> 00:20:39,246 Told me what? 509 00:20:39,246 --> 00:20:41,715 He doesn't know anything. 510 00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:44,418 He's not here for the burgers. 511 00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:46,153 ERIC: No, I'm not. 512 00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:48,255 And-And you do know something, obviously. 513 00:20:48,255 --> 00:20:49,823 I told her not to do it. 514 00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:51,125 Yeah, we both did. 515 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,926 No, we both didn't. 516 00:20:52,926 --> 00:20:54,561 JANE: Okay, well, maybe I didn't. 517 00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:56,964 But it was her decision. 518 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,499 Well, hers and T Bone's. 519 00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:00,734 Oh. 520 00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,769 You really don't know anything? 521 00:21:02,769 --> 00:21:06,106 Then we should not be the ones to tell you. 522 00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:08,342 Why not? Someone is going to tell me. 523 00:21:08,342 --> 00:21:09,676 Well, it's not going to be us. 524 00:21:09,676 --> 00:21:11,345 I don't think we want to take responsibility 525 00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:12,938 for telling you something that might... 526 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,682 ...that might kill you. 527 00:21:15,682 --> 00:21:18,852 Oh, come on, it is not that serious. 528 00:21:18,852 --> 00:21:19,887 Maybe not to you, 529 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,889 but these are God-fearing people. 530 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,724 Like God cares about that. 531 00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:25,058 I don't know! 532 00:21:25,058 --> 00:21:27,060 We didn't say that we wouldn't tell anyone. 533 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,629 ERIC: Please, I... 534 00:21:28,629 --> 00:21:32,866 Look, I promise I-I won't die from, you know, whatever it is. 535 00:21:32,866 --> 00:21:34,459 Promise. 536 00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:45,684 I can't believe you told him. 537 00:21:45,684 --> 00:21:47,319 You know, you didn't have to tell him. 538 00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:49,722 You're the one who actually said the word "tattoo." 539 00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:51,724 I said, "tiny tattoo." 540 00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:55,661 Oh, so you told him the truth and lied 541 00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:57,329 all at the same time. 542 00:21:57,329 --> 00:22:00,266 He's going to see it, and it's not tiny. 543 00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:03,335 He said he wouldn't say anything; he promised. 544 00:22:03,335 --> 00:22:04,837 So how's he going to see it? 545 00:22:04,837 --> 00:22:06,305 She's not going to show it to him. 546 00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:08,641 And even if she does, it's just a tattoo. 547 00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:10,342 I don't know what the big deal is. 548 00:22:10,342 --> 00:22:12,211 So she has a tattoo? 549 00:22:12,211 --> 00:22:14,580 That's the worst thing she ever does, then they're lucky. 550 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,382 Yeah, if. 551 00:22:16,382 --> 00:22:19,084 But if that tattoo leads to her smoking cigarettes 552 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:22,621 and pot and drinking, then they're not so lucky. 553 00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:25,024 Okay, tattoos do not lead to smoking and drinking. 554 00:22:25,024 --> 00:22:26,759 In fact, it's usually the other way around. 555 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:29,995 Drinking and smoking lead to tattoos. 556 00:22:29,995 --> 00:22:31,964 I can't believe she did something that stupid 557 00:22:31,964 --> 00:22:33,265 stone-cold sober. 558 00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:34,733 You told her where to get it done. 559 00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:37,903 I didn't know she'd get what she got where she got it. 560 00:22:37,903 --> 00:22:39,371 I thought she'd start out small. 561 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:44,543 Oh, here comes Mac. 562 00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:46,745 Do not tell him we told Reverend Camden. 563 00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:48,013 Do not tell anyone. 564 00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:49,014 Please. 565 00:22:49,014 --> 00:22:50,382 Because? 566 00:22:50,382 --> 00:22:51,784 Because we don't want him to think 567 00:22:51,784 --> 00:22:53,319 we're the kind of people who tell secrets. 568 00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:56,118 And we don't want him to tell Ruthie and T Bone that we told. 569 00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:58,824 Hey, roomies. 570 00:22:58,824 --> 00:23:00,859 - Hi. - Hi. We're working. 571 00:23:00,859 --> 00:23:04,230 I'll have a cheeseburger and a vanilla shake. 572 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:07,032 (shouting): Lay some yellow on a dead cow! 573 00:23:07,032 --> 00:23:08,367 And shake up Snow White! 574 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,569 Those guys are, like, three feet away. 575 00:23:10,569 --> 00:23:12,071 Why do you have to scream like that? 576 00:23:12,071 --> 00:23:13,072 They make us. 577 00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:14,473 And it's fun. 578 00:23:14,473 --> 00:23:15,908 I like to scream. 579 00:23:15,908 --> 00:23:17,009 Oh. 580 00:23:17,009 --> 00:23:18,177 Well, all right. 581 00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:19,545 You can pay for this, right? 582 00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:20,979 Yes, I can pay. 583 00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:24,183 So how'd your big test go? 584 00:23:24,183 --> 00:23:27,553 Pretty good, I think, considering. 585 00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:28,887 Considering what? 586 00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:30,723 You don't know anything about world literature? 587 00:23:30,723 --> 00:23:31,724 No, I do. 588 00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:33,058 I mean considering 589 00:23:33,058 --> 00:23:35,628 Kevin Kinkirk, former cop, came snooping around, 590 00:23:35,628 --> 00:23:37,630 trying to figure out what Ruthie and T Bone are up to. 591 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:38,964 Did you tell him? 592 00:23:38,964 --> 00:23:39,965 No. 593 00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:41,533 Why? Did he come by here? 594 00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:43,802 No. The reverend came by here. 595 00:23:43,802 --> 00:23:45,065 We didn't tell him anything. 596 00:23:46,105 --> 00:23:47,106 Well, good. I think that Ruthie 597 00:23:47,106 --> 00:23:48,307 should be the one to tell them. 598 00:23:48,307 --> 00:23:49,900 Absolutely. 599 00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:52,211 Hey, guys. 600 00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:54,713 I just want to grab a burger before I hit the road. 601 00:23:54,713 --> 00:23:57,483 Did, uh, you see Lucy today? 602 00:23:57,483 --> 00:23:59,451 Why do you want to know? 603 00:23:59,451 --> 00:24:01,453 Oh, we're just curious. 604 00:24:01,453 --> 00:24:03,222 Have you talked to Ruthie lately? 605 00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:05,384 Have you talked to Ruthie lately? 606 00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:09,895 Okay, I didn't say anything. 607 00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:10,919 - Me neither. -Me neither. - Me neither. 608 00:24:16,635 --> 00:24:19,104 - Mmm! - Mmm! 609 00:24:19,104 --> 00:24:20,806 Hi! 610 00:24:20,806 --> 00:24:22,641 Hello, Miss Cutie Pie. 611 00:24:22,641 --> 00:24:23,631 Hi. 612 00:24:25,077 --> 00:24:27,246 How'd things go with Sandy? 613 00:24:27,246 --> 00:24:28,414 How did things go with Mac? 614 00:24:28,414 --> 00:24:30,416 - I know. - I know. 615 00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,084 I can't believe Ruthie did that. 616 00:24:32,084 --> 00:24:33,085 Or T Bone. 617 00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:34,720 I mean, how stupid can you get? 618 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,488 Like they're never going to be with another person? 619 00:24:36,488 --> 00:24:38,023 I'm relieved it wasn't anything worse. 620 00:24:38,023 --> 00:24:39,158 Relieved?! 621 00:24:39,158 --> 00:24:41,393 Kevin, this could put Dad over the edge. 622 00:24:41,393 --> 00:24:42,394 The big edge. 623 00:24:42,394 --> 00:24:43,495 The final edge. 624 00:24:43,495 --> 00:24:45,497 Oh, come on, he knew something was up. 625 00:24:45,497 --> 00:24:47,366 He knew she did something he wasn't going to like. 626 00:24:47,366 --> 00:24:48,367 It's just a tattoo. 627 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:50,536 Of a guy's name. 628 00:24:50,536 --> 00:24:52,137 Like yours is any better? 629 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:54,440 Please don't ever say that out loud again! 630 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,610 Please, we can't ever, ever let him know or my mom know. 631 00:24:58,610 --> 00:24:59,778 They can't. 632 00:24:59,778 --> 00:25:01,613 Would you stop panicking? You're an adult. 633 00:25:01,613 --> 00:25:03,816 It's your body; you can do whatever you want with it. 634 00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:05,017 You're a grown woman with a baby. 635 00:25:05,017 --> 00:25:06,719 Yeah, well, so is Mary, 636 00:25:06,719 --> 00:25:08,287 and they don't know about her tattoo either. 637 00:25:08,287 --> 00:25:09,621 What about Simon's tattoo? 638 00:25:09,621 --> 00:25:10,622 No. 639 00:25:10,622 --> 00:25:11,490 Matt's? 640 00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:12,491 No! 641 00:25:12,491 --> 00:25:13,325 Does Ruthie know? 642 00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:14,660 Of course not. 643 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,862 You think we want to be a bad influence on her? 644 00:25:16,862 --> 00:25:18,063 She's never seen any of your tattoos 645 00:25:18,063 --> 00:25:19,231 and neither have your parents? 646 00:25:19,231 --> 00:25:20,499 No! 647 00:25:20,499 --> 00:25:21,734 They would kill us. 648 00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:23,535 And it would kill Dad. 649 00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:25,265 He can't ever know about this. 650 00:25:40,753 --> 00:25:42,755 Guess it, uh, took you a little while 651 00:25:42,755 --> 00:25:44,757 to get the information out of the boys, huh? 652 00:25:44,757 --> 00:25:46,725 Oh, they don't know anything. 653 00:25:46,725 --> 00:25:49,294 No? 654 00:25:49,294 --> 00:25:50,626 You didn't. 655 00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:56,268 All right. They know plenty. 656 00:25:56,268 --> 00:25:57,403 And now I know. 657 00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:58,470 Yeah, so do I. 658 00:25:58,470 --> 00:25:59,772 - Jane and Margaret? - Mm-hmm. 659 00:25:59,772 --> 00:26:01,607 I-I imagine Lucy found out. 660 00:26:01,607 --> 00:26:02,875 Kevin, too, probably. 661 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,443 Young people aren't good 662 00:26:04,443 --> 00:26:06,512 at keeping these kind of secrets. 663 00:26:06,512 --> 00:26:08,013 Do you think Ruthie will tell us herself? 664 00:26:08,013 --> 00:26:09,515 Hard to tell. 665 00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:10,382 T Bone? 666 00:26:10,382 --> 00:26:12,284 Not unless Ruthie lets him. 667 00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:15,521 I can't believe it took us this long to figure this out. 668 00:26:15,521 --> 00:26:16,755 She just looks so young. 669 00:26:16,755 --> 00:26:18,090 I know, but she's not. 670 00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:20,389 The boys say it's really big. 671 00:26:21,627 --> 00:26:23,529 And it's his name. 672 00:26:23,529 --> 00:26:25,364 Right across her backside. 673 00:26:25,364 --> 00:26:26,732 - Mm. - I want to cry. 674 00:26:26,732 --> 00:26:28,367 No, I-I did cry. 675 00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:29,601 All afternoon. 676 00:26:29,601 --> 00:26:31,637 I wonder how Ruthie feels. 677 00:26:31,637 --> 00:26:33,605 Oh, I don't know, but she feels 678 00:26:33,605 --> 00:26:35,240 like the others did about us. 679 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,809 I mean, she thinks we're going to kill her. 680 00:26:36,809 --> 00:26:38,243 She's afraid of us. 681 00:26:38,243 --> 00:26:41,013 Yeah, so afraid that she's suddenly turned religious? 682 00:26:41,013 --> 00:26:42,815 No, I-I don't think it's a good idea 683 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:45,417 to get someone into religion out of fear, do you? 684 00:26:45,417 --> 00:26:48,353 No, I-I don't like any decision made out of fear. 685 00:26:48,353 --> 00:26:50,222 So what are we going to do? 686 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,191 Same thing we did with the others? 687 00:26:52,191 --> 00:26:54,259 I guess we can try. 688 00:26:54,259 --> 00:26:55,961 This one's going to be a little tricky, 689 00:26:55,961 --> 00:26:57,896 but I think if we can get past the first few weeks, 690 00:26:57,896 --> 00:26:58,931 we should be okay. 691 00:26:58,931 --> 00:27:00,265 That's a big if. 692 00:27:00,265 --> 00:27:01,400 Lots of people are involved. 693 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,734 You don't think any one of them 694 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:04,269 is going to tell her that they told us? 695 00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:06,238 And admit that they're the snitch? 696 00:27:06,238 --> 00:27:07,806 Nah. You think? 697 00:27:07,806 --> 00:27:08,907 That's right, not wanting to be 698 00:27:08,907 --> 00:27:10,142 the snitch is a powerful incentive. 699 00:27:10,142 --> 00:27:11,910 Course we didn't have this problem 700 00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,245 with the others, you know. 701 00:27:13,245 --> 00:27:15,113 I don't know if the others told anyone 702 00:27:15,113 --> 00:27:16,648 except each other, of course. 703 00:27:16,648 --> 00:27:18,450 And the others liked their tattoos. 704 00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:20,285 I-I don't know if Ruthie likes hers. 705 00:27:20,285 --> 00:27:23,088 Well, you know, maybe... 706 00:27:23,088 --> 00:27:27,458 maybe it's time to alter the course of Camden tattoo history. 707 00:27:28,794 --> 00:27:30,596 Maybe we should try another way. 708 00:27:30,596 --> 00:27:31,797 Another way, like what? 709 00:27:31,797 --> 00:27:34,633 Maybe we should just flush them all out. 710 00:27:34,633 --> 00:27:36,068 Oh, after all these years? 711 00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:37,069 We could. 712 00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:38,070 Could we? 713 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:39,905 Might be worth a try. 714 00:27:39,905 --> 00:27:42,407 It's just not as fun as it used to be. 715 00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:43,742 You remember when Matt 716 00:27:43,742 --> 00:27:46,345 all of a sudden started wearing socks all of the time? 717 00:27:46,345 --> 00:27:48,547 He still wears socks all the time when he's around us. 718 00:27:48,547 --> 00:27:50,749 I don't know what he thinks we'd do to him at his age. 719 00:27:50,749 --> 00:27:53,519 And-And Mary can't wear backless dresses. 720 00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:55,254 And Lucy can't wear low pants, 721 00:27:55,254 --> 00:27:57,052 and Simon can't wear short sleeve shirts. 722 00:27:58,423 --> 00:28:00,425 Not letting them know that we know 723 00:28:00,425 --> 00:28:03,695 has certainly been rewarding at times. 724 00:28:03,695 --> 00:28:07,266 Why would all of our children get tattoos? 725 00:28:07,266 --> 00:28:08,767 Preacher's kids? 726 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:11,503 Yeah, but other kids do it, too. 727 00:28:11,503 --> 00:28:15,140 Yeah, but how many other parents have let their silence dictate 728 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:18,043 their children's clothing choices for so many years? 729 00:28:18,043 --> 00:28:19,845 I hate tattoos. 730 00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:21,847 Mm. 731 00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:23,248 - (sighs) - (chuckles) 732 00:28:23,248 --> 00:28:26,785 I love our children, all of our tattooed children. 733 00:28:26,785 --> 00:28:28,720 I love Ruthie. 734 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,289 And I love that T Bone. 735 00:28:30,289 --> 00:28:31,290 I do. 736 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,457 Well, now, don't be sad. 737 00:28:32,457 --> 00:28:34,226 Maybe we can still have some fun with this. 738 00:28:34,226 --> 00:28:36,127 You think your heart's up to it? 739 00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:39,131 Absolutely. 740 00:28:39,131 --> 00:28:41,123 (sighs) 741 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:47,995 Don't let me interrupt. 742 00:28:47,995 --> 00:28:50,664 Just... just getting a cup of tea. 743 00:28:50,664 --> 00:28:52,733 Maybe I'll just let you two talk. 744 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,535 No, please, don't leave. 745 00:28:54,535 --> 00:28:58,238 T Bone, you know anything about the beatitudes? 746 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,307 No, I don't believe I do. 747 00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:03,611 But I don't know anything about calculus either, 748 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:08,015 and I got a big test tomorrow, so I'm gonna say good night now. 749 00:29:08,015 --> 00:29:09,347 Good night. 750 00:29:12,987 --> 00:29:14,688 Fine young man, that T Bone. 751 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:16,023 Yeah. 752 00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:19,526 I, uh... I know that you two 753 00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:22,029 are having some kind of misunderstanding, 754 00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:24,932 but we-we like him, just so you know. 755 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:27,568 I like him; I never said I didn't like him. 756 00:29:27,568 --> 00:29:30,037 Well, good, then maybe the two of you can work something out. 757 00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:31,672 Maybe. 758 00:29:31,672 --> 00:29:35,939 Anything I can do to help that along? 759 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,445 Not that I know of. 760 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,381 It's awfully uncomfortable being in a house 761 00:29:40,381 --> 00:29:43,078 with two teenagers who are... taking a break. 762 00:29:44,551 --> 00:29:46,220 I know you're interested in forgiveness. 763 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:49,189 Are you also interested in forgiving? 764 00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:51,125 You know, I've got a calculus test tomorrow, too, 765 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,593 and it's getting late. 766 00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:53,594 Late? Oh, come on. 767 00:29:53,594 --> 00:29:54,994 The night is young. 768 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:57,631 Okay. 769 00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:58,999 Well... 770 00:29:58,999 --> 00:30:00,267 What's your favorite part of the Bible? 771 00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:02,269 I don't know, but the writers seemed to be 772 00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:03,904 very interested in begetting. 773 00:30:03,904 --> 00:30:07,341 Yes, there's certainly a lot of that-- 774 00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:09,376 back then and even now. 775 00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:12,046 Dad, I told you, 776 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:14,581 T Bone and I aren't begetting. 777 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:18,686 I-I understand that, but sometimes it's just so difficult 778 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,120 to tell a parent something 779 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,256 if you don't think that parent will approve. 780 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:24,425 You're not trying to take my interest in religion 781 00:30:24,425 --> 00:30:25,959 and use it against me, are you? 782 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:27,728 Why would I do that? 783 00:30:27,728 --> 00:30:29,897 I don't know. Why are you doing that? 784 00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:32,332 I just don't want you to come to religion out of fear. 785 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,734 And what would I be afraid of? 786 00:30:33,734 --> 00:30:35,269 I don't know. 787 00:30:35,269 --> 00:30:36,970 I'm not afraid of anything. 788 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:37,938 All right. 789 00:30:37,938 --> 00:30:39,073 I'm not. 790 00:30:39,073 --> 00:30:40,407 Hmm. 791 00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:43,610 It seems... ye doth protest too much. 792 00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:46,313 That guy who was supposed to kill his son? 793 00:30:46,313 --> 00:30:47,448 Shakespeare. 794 00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:49,483 - He was in the Bible? - Just tell me. 795 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:50,712 I don't have anything to tell you. 796 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:53,820 Do you have something to tell me? 797 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:59,259 So you found out nothing? 798 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:02,196 You know, I-I don't really want to know anything. 799 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:03,997 You know, I think we should just let it go. 800 00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:05,799 If she wants to tell us, she'll tell us. 801 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:08,035 Otherwise, we might just be forcing her to lie 802 00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,136 about whatever is going on. 803 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:11,004 - You think? - KEVIN: Yeah, or it might 804 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:12,806 force us to tell the truth. 805 00:31:12,806 --> 00:31:13,707 Us? 806 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,843 Oh, not us--them. 807 00:31:15,843 --> 00:31:17,377 You know, Ruthie and T Bone. 808 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,378 Them, too. 809 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:21,415 Okay, Luce, maybe you're right. 810 00:31:21,415 --> 00:31:23,817 Maybe we should just let it go. 811 00:31:23,817 --> 00:31:25,986 Maybe it's just one of those things that 812 00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:27,488 we're not going to know. 813 00:31:27,488 --> 00:31:29,656 And parents don't have to know everything about their kids, 814 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:32,326 as much as we'd like to all think that we do. 815 00:31:32,326 --> 00:31:34,695 Yeah. Just one of those things. 816 00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:36,230 That we're never going to know. 817 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:38,565 That we're never going to know. 818 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,634 Teenagers, huh? 819 00:31:40,634 --> 00:31:42,903 Yeah, teenagers. Hmm. 820 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,872 Well, good night. 821 00:31:44,872 --> 00:31:46,039 Night, Mom. Thanks for the brownies. 822 00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:47,141 Oh, you're welcome. 823 00:31:47,141 --> 00:31:50,811 And Luce, thanks for just being you. 824 00:31:50,811 --> 00:31:52,679 You've always been such a good girl. 825 00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:53,680 I love you. 826 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,382 Aw... 827 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:56,372 (chuckles softly) 828 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:05,325 She knows. 829 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:06,326 Knows what? 830 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:07,394 About Ruthie and T Bone. 831 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:08,662 She knows, and she's testing us 832 00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:10,697 to find out if we know and if we'll tell her. 833 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:12,933 So why didn't we tell her? 834 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,935 Because she didn't tell us that she knows. 835 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:16,503 Maybe if she knows about them, she knows about 836 00:32:16,503 --> 00:32:17,538 you and your brothers and sisters. 837 00:32:17,538 --> 00:32:19,139 No, she doesn't. 838 00:32:19,139 --> 00:32:20,908 We're all a lot smarter than Ruthie. 839 00:32:20,908 --> 00:32:22,276 Ruthie's pretty smart. 840 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:23,911 Pretty smart? 841 00:32:23,911 --> 00:32:26,046 She has a tattoo that says "T Bone." 842 00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:29,016 Why is that worse than flowers across your butt? 843 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:31,451 You know... I told you I was just trying to fit in 844 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:32,553 when I moved to New York. 845 00:32:32,553 --> 00:32:33,687 Yeah, fit in 846 00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:36,356 with your dope-smoking, wino future in-laws. 847 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:38,992 I... I've never been cool, 848 00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:40,394 and-and I just wanted to be cool. 849 00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:42,763 And I thought that if I got a tattoo, I'd be cool. 850 00:32:42,763 --> 00:32:43,931 I'd have it taken off, 851 00:32:43,931 --> 00:32:46,166 but I'd have to go to a foreign country 852 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,968 or word would get out all over Glenoak. 853 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,304 I mean, do you think that I enjoy 854 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:52,306 hiding my backside every time I bend over 855 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:53,307 outside of this house? 856 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:54,541 Then stop hiding. 857 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,176 And don't put Ruthie in the same position 858 00:32:56,176 --> 00:32:57,811 you and your brothers and sisters are in. 859 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,379 Never mind. 860 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:00,981 I'll do it. I'm going to tell your dad 861 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,416 what I know about Ruthie and T Bone. 862 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:03,917 I don't think so. 863 00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:06,787 I think so. And I'm going to tell him you have a tattoo, too, 864 00:33:06,787 --> 00:33:08,021 and so does everybody else in this family. 865 00:33:08,021 --> 00:33:09,256 And if he's got a problem with that, 866 00:33:09,256 --> 00:33:10,791 he's going to have to get over it, 867 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:12,159 because it's not healthy living like this. 868 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,961 No, no, no, no, w-wait, wait. 869 00:33:13,961 --> 00:33:15,295 Don't do anything stupid. 870 00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:16,997 Don't do anything you're going to regret. 871 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:17,998 I didn't. 872 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:19,666 I don't have a tattoo. 873 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:22,569 Do you know how upset Matt, Mary and Simon would be 874 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:25,305 if you told on them after all of these years? 875 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:27,007 Maybe they'll be relieved. 876 00:33:27,007 --> 00:33:28,508 Or maybe they won't. 877 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:30,177 Fine, I'll just rat you out. 878 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:32,679 No, Kevin, please! 879 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:35,410 Are you crying that I might tell your dad you have a tattoo? 880 00:33:41,922 --> 00:33:45,025 When you got the tattoo, didn't you know it was a mistake? 881 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,823 Yes. 882 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,599 She's in the bathroom. 883 00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:53,634 How's it going? 884 00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:54,868 The others, I was angry with. 885 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,503 They were so determined to sneak around 886 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:58,505 that I felt totally justified in what we were doing, 887 00:33:58,505 --> 00:33:59,973 but Ruthie, she's... 888 00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:01,041 Ruthie. I know. 889 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,306 (footsteps approaching) 890 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,781 We have something to tell you. 891 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:09,511 (door opens) 892 00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:16,452 ALL: We have something to tell you. 893 00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:21,418 Lucy has something to tell you. 894 00:34:44,685 --> 00:34:46,381 (screams) You knew?! 895 00:34:56,478 --> 00:34:59,547 I can't believe that not one of you could 896 00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:03,518 just keep a stupid secret for just one week. 897 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,920 And the twins-- how many hours 898 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,757 did you spend with them making that apple before they gave in? 899 00:35:08,757 --> 00:35:10,225 Don't blame them. 900 00:35:10,225 --> 00:35:11,626 I'm not blaming them. 901 00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:15,130 I'm blaming... everyone else. 902 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:17,065 And you're going to have to get a lot better 903 00:35:17,065 --> 00:35:19,634 at this if you're going to become a minister, 904 00:35:19,634 --> 00:35:21,603 because people are going to tell you their secrets. 905 00:35:21,603 --> 00:35:23,204 And you can't just go running off 906 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,574 to everyone's sister and just spill your guts. 907 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,100 And you... how could you put her in that position? 908 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,368 How could you ask her that? 909 00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:29,736 Why didn't you just ask me? 910 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:30,837 I tried. 911 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,672 Well, you didn't try very hard. 912 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,307 And you told Kevin? 913 00:35:34,307 --> 00:35:36,275 Why would you do that? 914 00:35:36,275 --> 00:35:38,111 I paid him. 915 00:35:38,111 --> 00:35:39,112 You paid him? 916 00:35:39,112 --> 00:35:40,413 20 bucks. 917 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:41,481 (chuckles) 918 00:35:41,481 --> 00:35:43,750 Oh, like you're any better. 919 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,418 And don't even tell me 920 00:35:45,418 --> 00:35:47,420 that you told me not to do it, because it's too late. 921 00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:48,621 I did it. 922 00:35:48,621 --> 00:35:50,990 Oh, and thanks for the info on where I could 923 00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:52,492 get a tattoo when I'm underage. 924 00:35:52,492 --> 00:35:53,960 There's an age? 925 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,128 Yeah, there is. 926 00:35:55,128 --> 00:35:56,362 You're supposed to be 18. 927 00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,297 Oh, I didn't know. 928 00:35:58,297 --> 00:36:00,099 Well, maybe you should have known. 929 00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:01,601 This is all my fault. 930 00:36:01,601 --> 00:36:03,503 I should have been stronger. 931 00:36:03,503 --> 00:36:06,005 I just--I didn't know that you were going to go... 932 00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:07,039 well, crazy. 933 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,207 Well, I did. 934 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,675 And I'm not happy about it. 935 00:36:09,675 --> 00:36:11,644 Now I have to live with this stupid thing 936 00:36:11,644 --> 00:36:12,942 for the rest of my life. 937 00:36:14,313 --> 00:36:15,681 Let go of me! 938 00:36:15,681 --> 00:36:16,979 I can't. 939 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,520 Your sister has something she wants to tell you. 940 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,854 (sighs) 941 00:36:21,854 --> 00:36:25,018 Not just you... Mom and Dad. 942 00:36:38,504 --> 00:36:40,132 (gasps) You knew?! 943 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:43,509 You have a tattoo? 944 00:36:43,509 --> 00:36:45,077 She came back from New York with it. 945 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:46,312 How did you know? 946 00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:48,414 You hold your shirt down every time you bend over. 947 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:52,585 Suspicious behavior led to... suspicions confirmed. 948 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:54,987 What else do you know? 949 00:36:54,987 --> 00:36:57,047 Boy, this is better than I ever... 950 00:36:58,991 --> 00:37:00,059 I'm sorry. 951 00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:01,360 ANNIE: What else do we know? 952 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,063 Well, we know that children often don't do 953 00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:07,033 what you tell them to do or not to do. 954 00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:10,102 And we can't always keep you from making bad decisions. 955 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,871 So you just let us 956 00:37:11,871 --> 00:37:13,840 live with the guilt and the shame 957 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,509 and the fear that you'd find out? 958 00:37:16,509 --> 00:37:18,110 Pretty much, yeah. 959 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:20,680 I'm sorry, did you say "us"? "Let us live"? 960 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,914 (clears throat) 961 00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:26,814 Uh, us-- Ruthie and me. 962 00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:28,082 ANNIE: Oh, okay. 963 00:37:28,082 --> 00:37:30,184 I think this is all we'd like to, uh, say 964 00:37:30,184 --> 00:37:32,120 on the subject of tattoos for one evening. 965 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,156 It's late, I'm tired, I-I want to go to bed now. 966 00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:36,424 - Good night. - Good night. 967 00:37:36,424 --> 00:37:37,492 - Good night. - Night. 968 00:37:37,492 --> 00:37:38,493 - Night. - Good night. 969 00:37:38,493 --> 00:37:40,257 - Good night. - Night. 970 00:37:47,401 --> 00:37:48,836 You couldn't have told me? 971 00:37:48,836 --> 00:37:50,271 You couldn't have told me? 972 00:37:50,271 --> 00:37:51,672 Do you want to tell her anything else? 973 00:37:51,672 --> 00:37:53,441 No, I don't. 974 00:37:53,441 --> 00:37:55,376 I-I just want to go home. 975 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:56,377 Good night. 976 00:37:56,377 --> 00:37:58,243 Come here. Okay. 977 00:38:04,086 --> 00:38:07,056 Wait. Um... 978 00:38:07,056 --> 00:38:08,957 I can't keep this. 979 00:38:13,162 --> 00:38:16,198 Well, I guess we should be going, too. 980 00:38:16,198 --> 00:38:18,701 Good night. 981 00:38:18,701 --> 00:38:20,602 I'm sorry. 982 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:22,195 Yeah, yeah. 983 00:38:28,644 --> 00:38:29,878 You were right, 984 00:38:29,878 --> 00:38:32,347 about the not being able to keep a secret. 985 00:38:33,716 --> 00:38:35,617 I apologize. 986 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,619 I knew you would tell when I told you. 987 00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:39,588 And I didn't really want to go to that class. 988 00:38:39,588 --> 00:38:42,791 I just wanted someone around when I told Lucy. 989 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:45,661 And I wanted Lucy to tell Kevin and Mom and Dad 990 00:38:45,661 --> 00:38:47,687 so that I wouldn't have to. 991 00:38:49,465 --> 00:38:51,033 And I just didn't know that 992 00:38:51,033 --> 00:38:52,735 the whole world was going to pitch in. 993 00:38:52,735 --> 00:38:54,336 Oh. 994 00:38:54,336 --> 00:38:56,038 I apologize. 995 00:38:56,038 --> 00:38:58,807 I know you think that I'm still interested in Martin 996 00:38:58,807 --> 00:39:00,976 and that I'm jealous of you or something, 997 00:39:00,976 --> 00:39:02,778 but I'm not, I'm really not. 998 00:39:02,778 --> 00:39:04,380 And I wish I could have an interest 999 00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:06,048 in spiritual matters like you. 1000 00:39:06,048 --> 00:39:08,917 And I like you. 1001 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:11,920 And I like Mac and Margaret and Jane. 1002 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,090 And I hate this tattoo. 1003 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:16,992 SANDY: Okay. 1004 00:39:16,992 --> 00:39:19,427 Well, just don't hate yourself. 1005 00:39:24,299 --> 00:39:25,501 It's hard not to. 1006 00:39:25,501 --> 00:39:26,902 I've been there. 1007 00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:30,239 And, Ruthie, everyone finds their own way in their own time 1008 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:31,607 when it comes to religion. 1009 00:39:31,607 --> 00:39:33,675 And you're surrounded by people 1010 00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:35,444 who would love to talk to you about spiritual matters. 1011 00:39:35,444 --> 00:39:37,446 I said I wish I could have 1012 00:39:37,446 --> 00:39:39,548 a real interest in spiritual matters. 1013 00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:41,016 Right now, I don't. 1014 00:39:41,016 --> 00:39:43,152 I get it. I didn't mean to push. 1015 00:39:43,152 --> 00:39:44,153 But if you ever... 1016 00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:45,954 Good night. 1017 00:39:45,954 --> 00:39:47,650 Good night, T Bone. 1018 00:40:01,437 --> 00:40:03,172 I love you. 1019 00:40:03,172 --> 00:40:04,807 Thanks. 1020 00:40:04,807 --> 00:40:06,108 I love you, too. 1021 00:40:06,108 --> 00:40:08,143 Really? 1022 00:40:08,143 --> 00:40:09,278 I have to. 1023 00:40:09,278 --> 00:40:12,147 I have your name permanently engraved on my body. 1024 00:40:12,147 --> 00:40:13,348 And I have your... 1025 00:40:13,348 --> 00:40:15,579 My initials, hidden on your ankle. 1026 00:40:22,624 --> 00:40:24,827 Lucy has a tattoo? 1027 00:40:24,827 --> 00:40:27,396 People do crazy things when they're in love. 1028 00:40:27,396 --> 00:40:29,231 I can't believe she actually thought she'd 1029 00:40:29,231 --> 00:40:32,401 spend the rest of her life with that idiot she was engaged to. 1030 00:40:32,401 --> 00:40:34,136 I hope no one ever says that about me. 1031 00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:35,536 We're not engaged. 1032 00:40:42,644 --> 00:40:44,346 It's not an engagement ring. 1033 00:40:44,346 --> 00:40:46,014 It's a, uh... 1034 00:40:46,014 --> 00:40:48,917 promise to be engaged, 1035 00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:51,386 or something like that. 1036 00:40:51,386 --> 00:40:52,921 It's beautiful. 1037 00:40:52,921 --> 00:40:55,117 So are you. 1038 00:40:57,426 --> 00:40:59,862 You think there's any chance 1039 00:40:59,862 --> 00:41:01,697 that this whole experience with the tattoo 1040 00:41:01,697 --> 00:41:04,666 might catapult Ruthie into a more spiritual life? 1041 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:07,102 Oh, Eric... no. 1042 00:41:07,102 --> 00:41:08,637 No, but now that she's not coming to it 1043 00:41:08,637 --> 00:41:11,039 out of fear and she's seen that no one is going to die 1044 00:41:11,039 --> 00:41:12,040 from a tattoo... 1045 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,776 No. No! 1046 00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:16,011 Well, maybe. 1047 00:41:16,011 --> 00:41:17,279 Maybe someday. 1048 00:41:17,279 --> 00:41:18,780 Well, someday, but not right now. 1049 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:23,252 Well, thanks for leaving us Matt and Mary and Simon to toy with. 1050 00:41:23,252 --> 00:41:25,220 Yeah, maybe if they come home more often, 1051 00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:26,882 we'll let them off the hook. 1052 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:39,667 Hmm. 1053 00:41:41,136 --> 00:41:42,137 (chuckles softly) 1054 00:41:42,137 --> 00:41:43,662 - Good night. - Good night.