1 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:06,073 So, starting today, 2 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:09,610 we're going to have school right here at home. 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,311 Is that legal? 4 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,579 Legal? 5 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,181 We don't want to go to jail. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,083 No, we're not going to go to jail. 7 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,685 - Promise. - "Ax" Kevin. He'd know. 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,022 Yeah, he would know, and Kevin says jail stinks. 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,724 Ax him. 10 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,192 Yeah, I'm sure jail does stink. 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,394 And by the way, it's not "ax," A-X. 12 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:29,429 It's "ask," A-S-K. 13 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:30,564 And that's just, you know, 14 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,765 one of the things I can teach you. 15 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,600 Lots of children are homeschooled. 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,902 It's perfectly legal. 17 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,637 You're not going to get into any trouble. 18 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,572 We just have to go down to the Board of Education, 19 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,340 pick up some stuff, we'll be all set. 20 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,865 Does Mom know about this? 21 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,111 Yeah, does Mom know? 22 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,279 If Mom doesn't know, 23 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,849 maybe we will go to jail, especially you. 24 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,285 There's going to be no jail time for anyone. 25 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:54,221 No jail. Promise. 26 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,956 So this week we'll have school at home, 27 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,357 and then, you know, if you like it... 28 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,793 I mean, if we all like it-- if the three of us men like it-- 29 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,295 then we'll tell Mom when she gets home. 30 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,529 It'll be a big surprise. 31 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,499 Mom doesn't like big surprises. 32 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,500 I do. 33 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,668 Let's do it. 34 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,202 Let's don't do it. 35 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,605 DAVID: What about Lucy and Kevin? 36 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,937 What if they tell Mom? 37 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:17,144 We're not going to tell Lucy or Kevin or anyone. 38 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,545 I don't like secrets. 39 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,148 I don't want to do school at home. 40 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:23,684 Uh, is it... you know, is it just that... 41 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,385 I don't know, it's scary? 42 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,454 Sometimes doing something new 43 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,489 seems a little scary. 44 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:30,657 I'm not scared. 45 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:31,658 Yes, you are. 46 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:32,659 No, I'm not. 47 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,127 I am. 48 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,463 Well, sometimes scary can feel just the same 49 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,498 in your stomach as excited. 50 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,901 Yeah, so maybe you're just excited. 51 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,994 No. 52 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,940 Well, maybe this will get you excited. 53 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,109 You're going to like this. 54 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,677 There's no homework. 55 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:54,147 - No homework? - No homework. 56 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,582 You do all the work at school, 57 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,818 and you have all afternoon to play. 58 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,720 All night to play. It's going to be great. 59 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,755 We'll have more time to... be with each other. 60 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,523 But I like homework. 61 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:04,650 I don't. 62 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,629 There's a hamster at school--the real one. 63 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,698 So could we have a hamster at this fake home school? 64 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:14,801 It's not a fake school. It's just school at home. 65 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,505 But I don't see why we couldn't get a hamster. 66 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,507 Mom says we can't have a hamster. 67 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,742 Yeah, but, uh, you know, 68 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,610 she doesn't know that the hamster will be part 69 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,046 of the home school, which is a secret. 70 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,547 So when she finds out 71 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,349 that you love having school at home, 72 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,885 of course your mom will let you have a hamster. 73 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,387 Can we keep it in our room? 74 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,789 Uh, we might have to keep it in our classroom. 75 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,258 Which room is the classroom? 76 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:41,261 Well, since I have to do my work and be the teacher, 77 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,697 I thought, uh, we'd have school down at the church, 78 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,132 maybe in one of the Sunday school rooms. 79 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,734 And who knows? Eventually, maybe we can have the classroom 80 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,437 in Ruthie's room upstairs. 81 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,205 Mom says we can't go up there. 82 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,875 She says Ruthie's coming back. 83 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:58,045 I think Dad's point is Mom's not here. 84 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,446 ERIC: But when she gets here, 85 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:00,847 then we'll tell her. 86 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,616 We're not going to keep this a secret forever. 87 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,484 No, no, no, no. It's just a... just a secret 88 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:07,054 for right now, just this week. 89 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,322 It's a one-week-only secret. 90 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,882 Is this a secret or a lie? 91 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,163 It's... a secret. 92 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,664 And it's legal? 93 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,462 Yeah, it's legal. 94 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,781 ♪ 7th Heaven ♪ 95 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,918 ♪ When I see their happy faces ♪ 96 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:41,288 ♪ Smiling back at me ♪ 97 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,090 ♪ 7th Heaven ♪ 98 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,759 ♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪ 99 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,695 ♪ Than the love of family ♪ 100 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:53,400 ♪ Where can you go ♪ 101 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,204 ♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪ 102 00:03:57,204 --> 00:04:01,808 ♪ The answer is home ♪ 103 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:05,779 ♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪ 104 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,381 ♪ 7th Heaven ♪ 105 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:12,546 ♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪ 106 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,153 ♪ 7th Heaven. ♪ 107 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,404 (doorknob rattles) 108 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,805 (knocking) 109 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,762 ♪♪ 110 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,788 (keys jangling, lock clicking) 111 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,372 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 112 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,308 Well, I asked you first. 113 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,843 Looking for you. 114 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,312 Well, I was looking for some fruit cocktail. 115 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,680 Why? 116 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,682 Because I felt like some fruit cocktail. 117 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,283 We have fruit cocktail at home. 118 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,819 Oh, I didn't know we had fruit cocktail at home. 119 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:53,954 I-I thought we were out, 120 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,655 so I just came over here for some fruit cocktail. 121 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,990 No, you didn't. You came over here 122 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,391 - to snoop around. - No, I didn't. 123 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,026 Why would you say that I'm-I'm snooping around? 124 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,895 To find out what's going on with your dad, 125 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,530 and whatever is going on with your dad 126 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,965 is none of your business 127 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,234 unless he wants to tell you what's going on with him. 128 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,501 Maybe, but it's my mom's business, 129 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,570 and she asked me to find out what's going on, 130 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,205 because something is up. 131 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,007 Something is clearly up. 132 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,009 Your mom told you to find out what's going on? 133 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,478 My mom asked me to find out what's going on, yes. 134 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,080 Why didn't she ask me to find out what's going on? 135 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,514 I don't know. 136 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,918 Maybe because I was the one talking on the phone with her. 137 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,319 And you told her he's acting weird? 138 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,888 Or she thinks he's acting weird? 139 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,656 What difference does it make? 140 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,725 I know you're the one who told her he's acting weird. 141 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,226 - No, you don't. - If she had noticed 142 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,227 he was acting weird, 143 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,729 she would have asked me to find out. 144 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,897 You told her he's acting weird. 145 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,399 So? 146 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,034 So you asked her if she wanted you to see 147 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,068 what you could find out. 148 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,871 Okay, Officer Kinkirk, you got me. 149 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,841 I told Mom that Dad hasn't been acting himself lately. 150 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,743 And it's not as if she hadn't noticed, too. 151 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,444 I mean, he's hiding something. 152 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:52,913 He is clearly hiding something. 153 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,047 He has the right 154 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,749 to hide something if he wants to. 155 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,017 Maybe he's just hiding something 156 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,051 until your mom gets home, 157 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,353 so he can talk to her face-to-face. 158 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,456 I hate to say it, Luce, but maybe it's something serious. 159 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:06,126 Maybe it's his health, maybe his heart. 160 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,427 No, it's not. 161 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,296 She talked to the doctor. He hasn't seen him. 162 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,730 I mean, he's overdue for a checkup, 163 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,732 but Mom's going to make him go when she gets home. 164 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,234 So he's hiding something else. 165 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:18,738 Yeah, I-I know it's not right to snoop, but... still. 166 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:19,940 Still, it's not right. 167 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,209 Well, Mom gave me permission... practically. 168 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:24,210 Go ahead. 169 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,508 I'm staying out of it. 170 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,418 You fill out the form, one for each child. 171 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,752 Then we give you the lesson plans 172 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,322 and the books, and that's about it. 173 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,891 The teacher is just going to ax the boys a couple of questions, 174 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,592 make sure they're working on grade level. 175 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,220 "Ax"? 176 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,799 The teacher is just going to ax the boys some questions? 177 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,834 Yes, the teacher will ax them questions. 178 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,603 They'll read a little, do a little math. 179 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,973 To determine if the child is working 180 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,309 at his or her grade level? 181 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,011 Don't you mean "ask"? 182 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,513 Ask some questions? 183 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,913 That's what I said: ax. 184 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,484 Ask. 185 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,420 It's ask. 186 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,556 Yeah. 187 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,491 Just fill out the forms. 188 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:17,630 Would you mind if I ax--I mean ask-- 189 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,327 you a question; a personal question? 190 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,503 - Shoot. - You work for the school board, 191 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,940 you're an educated man, I assume. 192 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,742 And-and, so you don't hear the difference 193 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,177 between ax and ask? 194 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,446 Ax and ax? 195 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,616 Like an E at the end of one of them? 196 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,884 No, like... 197 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,586 one means to pose a question, 198 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:44,024 and the other means a sharp object used to chop down trees. 199 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,960 Were you, by any chance, homeschooled? 200 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,395 Yeah! 201 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,564 My mother was a hippie, and she homeschooled me, 202 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:52,799 and then I went to Harvard. 203 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,801 She's a genius and a hippie. 204 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,269 Ax her if you don't believe me. 205 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,839 I-I'm curious. Uh, what-what was your major? 206 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,641 - Psychology. - Interesting. 207 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:04,244 I wouldn't have figured you for a psychologist. 208 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,645 Are you kidding? 209 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,147 I look just like Dr. Phil. 210 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,681 That's why I got into it. 211 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:11,885 Aside from the desire to help people, of course. 212 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,319 I don't want to help people. 213 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,889 I look the part, and I'm just good at it. 214 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,824 For example, 215 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:20,827 you've got a big problem you're not dealing with. 216 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:21,828 (scoffs) 217 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,596 Know how I know that? 218 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:24,998 Because you're all caught up 219 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,435 in this little problem of ax and ax. 220 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:29,669 What's the difference, 221 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,671 and why is it bothering you so much? 222 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:32,872 Mmm, I don't know, 223 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,541 - No reason. - Hmm. 224 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,777 My guess: heart problems. 225 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,612 Wife's out of town. 226 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:43,014 Little lonely, little guilty. 227 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,619 Aha, the boys' teacher. 228 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,789 You and the boys' teacher equals homeschooling 229 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,591 that your wife has no idea about. 230 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,859 Am I right? 231 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,994 What do you mean, me and the boys' teacher? 232 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,564 I'm not seeing my sons' teacher. 233 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,799 No. You're avoiding her. 234 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,368 So, either something happened, 235 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,202 or you wanted something to happen. 236 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:10,110 Or she wanted something to happen. 237 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,339 (clicks tongue) 238 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,749 Oh! Ms. Margo. 239 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,418 "Oh, Ms. Margo"? 240 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,182 Don't ax. 241 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,990 Aha! 242 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,458 Finally, a clue. 243 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:30,997 He is using a special shampoo, a shampoo made only for men. 244 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,023 By special, you mean expensive? 245 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,401 Yeah, as in very expensive. 246 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,637 As in $15 expensive. 247 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,306 My mom does not pay $15 for shampoo. 248 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,242 How much should a person pay for shampoo? 249 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,676 I don't know, and-and it's new. 250 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,945 It looks like he's only used it, like, maybe a week, 251 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,413 maybe two weeks. 252 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,682 Maybe I could get the police lab to do some tests 253 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:50,683 to confirm the timeline. 254 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,185 You think? 255 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,522 - No. - Kevin, two weeks. 256 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,959 My dad bought fancy shampoo two weeks ago when my mom left. 257 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,060 Wait a second. 258 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,228 You buy your own shampoo. 259 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,297 You have to know how much you pay for it. 260 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,099 Well, I have problem hair. 261 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,867 Well, you don't... 262 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,802 you don't think he's... 263 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,704 No, he wouldn't be. 264 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,139 Maybe he's just... 265 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,041 you know, meeting with the boys' teacher 266 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:19,112 and helping her with something for their class. 267 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,480 What's the problem with your hair? 268 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,981 Kevin, questioning me about my hair 269 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,550 is not going to lead to anything. 270 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,717 Help me here. Pay attention. 271 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,053 I use Savannah's shampoo. 272 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,988 Good for you. Your hair looks great. 273 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,323 You... I'm going to tell my mom 274 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,791 that she better call that flirty teacher 275 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:32,892 and ask her what's going on. 276 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,160 Your mom's going to call Ms. Margo 277 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,695 and ask if she and your dad 278 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,130 are getting together for some reason? 279 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,399 Wouldn't it be simpler to call your mom first and ask 280 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,234 - if she bought the shampoo? - It would, 281 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,536 but what happens if she didn't? 282 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,004 Probably nothing happens 283 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,073 because your dad's not seeing Ms. Margo or anyone else. 284 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,743 He is washing his hair in special man shampoo for someone. 285 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,512 And you wash your hair in...? 286 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,148 I pay $12 for my shampoo, okay? 287 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,583 Do you have a problem with that? 288 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,284 If you use $12 shampoo, 289 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,487 what's so crazy about your dad buying $15 shampoo? 290 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,490 Or your mother buying your dad $15 shampoo? 291 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,692 I know my people, okay? 292 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,027 My people are not expensive shampoo people. 293 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,128 You're part of your people. 294 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,564 $12 is a lot for shampoo. 295 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,534 I only started paying $12 for my shampoo when I... 296 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,671 When I wanted to get pregnant. 297 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,574 I was feeling sexy and happy, and I splurged, 298 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,843 and then I couldn't go back to the cheap stuff and... 299 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,278 (gasps) Oh! 300 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,313 I am calling my mother right now 301 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,449 and telling her she better get back here immediately. 302 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,683 Hold on, Luce. 303 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,151 Let me talk to your dad 304 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,220 before you call your mom about any of this, okay? 305 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,488 Maybe the only thing he's hiding 306 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,291 - is the fact that he bought $15 shampoo. -Okay. 307 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,692 Here's the plan-- you're going to take 308 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,227 my dad out for dinner and grill him, 309 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,363 and I am going to make the boys' favorite thing, 310 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,632 hot dogs, and I'm going to see if they know anything. 311 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,734 Let me just say one more time for the record. 312 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,702 I don't want anything to do with this investigation. 313 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,970 Fine! 314 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,405 Just take him out to dinner, okay? 315 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,274 And I'm going to make the boys hot dogs, 316 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,038 and I am going to crack the case. 317 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,575 Hmm. 318 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,095 Thanks again, Dad. 319 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,630 I like the home school. 320 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,365 Good. Good to hear. 321 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,800 Take the hamsters up to your room, 322 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,669 and-and don't open the door to the cages, okay? 323 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,864 I'm not sure about Happy. 324 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,709 (sighs) 325 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,654 Hi, guys. 326 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,222 BOTH: Hi, Lucy. 327 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,091 Wait, are those hamsters? 328 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,659 - Oh! Aah! - Oh! God. 329 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,727 What are you doing here? 330 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,563 I came to find the church directory. 331 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,332 Really? The church directory? 332 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,599 It's in the kitchen cabinet 333 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,835 where we've kept it... your entire life. 334 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,004 Oh, I thought it might be up here somewhere. 335 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,872 No, you didn't. What's going on? 336 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,240 Are you okay? 337 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,875 You seem a little out of breath. 338 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,178 Well, I just got home, and I told the boys to go upstairs, 339 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,412 and I heard them talking to someone 340 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,847 in what I thought was an empty house. 341 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,782 You didn't recognize my voice? 342 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,651 I didn't take the time to recognize your voice. 343 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,120 I thought there was someone in the house talking to my sons, 344 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,189 and I ran up to see who that might be, 345 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,257 and I'd still like to know why you're snooping around. 346 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,659 Dad, I'm not snooping around. 347 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,361 I came up to find the church directory. 348 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,929 Oh, and I wanted to ask you 349 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,464 if you wanted to have dinner with Kevin. 350 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,631 I thought I'd take the boys 351 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,233 and let you have a little break. 352 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,836 No, I don't need a break. Uh, I'm fine. 353 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,504 And just... 354 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,573 don't come into the house when we're not home... 355 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,905 if you don't mind. 356 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,444 O-okay, I-I don't mind. 357 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,813 - (snickers) What, you want your key back? -Uh... 358 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,815 y-yes, I-I do. 359 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,585 Well, o-okay, I'll... I mean, I'll give it to you, 360 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,087 but, you know, Kevin has one, and we have extras. 361 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,323 - Well, I'll get the others later. -Dad, 362 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,526 I've had a key to the house since I was seven years old. 363 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,094 This key, in fact. 364 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,696 But you don't live in this house. 365 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,997 You have your own house, 366 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,133 so maybe it's time to give the key back. 367 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,336 You don't want us to have the keys to the house? 368 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,472 No, a-and I'll give you the key to your house back if you want. 369 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,609 I... well, I don't care if you have the keys to our house. 370 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,910 Yeah, that's because I would never go 371 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,245 into your house if you weren't home. 372 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,980 Well, if you did, I wouldn't care and... 373 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,516 Wait, you let the boys buy hamsters? 374 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,118 Yes, I let the boys buy hamsters. 375 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,486 You never let me have a hamster. 376 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,021 (chuckling): You never wanted a hamster. 377 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,456 Are you okay? 378 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,425 I'm fine, and please don't ax me that again. 379 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,127 Don't ax me that again? 380 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,328 Did you just say "ax"? 381 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,496 No, I didn't. 382 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,931 I did. 383 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,199 It's a long story. 384 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,034 Okay, well, here's the key, 385 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,370 and I guess I'll get you the other ones tomorrow 386 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,105 unless, of course, you want me to keep one 387 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,473 in case you ever lock yourself out 388 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,909 - or something. - I won't lock myself out. 389 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,310 Dad, are-are you sure 390 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,112 you don't want me to take the boys 391 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,514 and you can have dinner with Kevin, you know, 392 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,617 just the two guys, have some adult conversation? 393 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,020 Lucy, I'm fine. 394 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,355 I'm just fine, 395 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,825 and if your mother asks, that's what you tell her-- 396 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,026 I'm fine. 397 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,828 You know, I don't know what's going on, 398 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,963 but you are anything but fine. 399 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,032 Okay, you know, just because I don't want 400 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,301 my own daughter snooping around my house 401 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,792 doesn't mean there's something wrong with me. 402 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,472 You are irritable. 403 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,706 You are unreasonable. 404 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,041 You are not yourself. 405 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,373 You are hiding something. 406 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,912 Okay. 407 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,081 Okay, Luce, I-I am hiding something. 408 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,515 I was hiding the... 409 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,918 ...hamsters. 410 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,386 I let the boys buy them. 411 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,721 I-I didn't tell your mother, 412 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,990 and I don't want to tell her until she gets home, 413 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,826 so please don't say anything to her about it, okay? 414 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,628 And, here, yeah, you're right about the key. 415 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,629 This is your key. 416 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,164 You... you take that. 417 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,600 And... and thank you for offering 418 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,869 to get me a night out, but I'm fine. I'm fine. 419 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,504 You know, I got a lot on my mind 420 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,073 with your mom out of town and the boys and work, 421 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,508 but it's not like I'm not enjoying 422 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,443 my time alone with the boys. 423 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,178 It's tiring, but I'm enjoying it. 424 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,773 Okay. I understand. 425 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,544 I'll see you tomorrow. 426 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,624 At work, at-at the church? 427 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,259 Oh, sure, see you tomorrow. 428 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,426 You're coming to work tomorrow? 429 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,694 You'll... you'll be in the office? 430 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,596 Yeah. I'll be at the office tomorrow. 431 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,586 Okay. 432 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,610 He is in over his head. 433 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,479 Whatever it is, he is in over his head. 434 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,814 He asked me for the key to his house back. 435 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,449 Because? 436 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,985 Be-because I was upstairs when he and the boys got home, 437 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,320 and I startled him. 438 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,955 I told you to get out of there. 439 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,989 Well, I couldn't help myself. 440 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,224 And then you know what happened? 441 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,859 He asked me for all the keys back, 442 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,394 and he turned down dinner with you. 443 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,396 I'm not surprised. I'd feel the same way 444 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,665 if I found him snooping around our house when I got home. 445 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,934 No, you wouldn't-- not unless you were hiding something. 446 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,502 And he is hiding something 447 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,038 because, after he yelled at me, he then got all nervous, 448 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,407 and then apologized, and then gave me my key back. 449 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,142 He says that he is overwhelmed 450 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,477 with Mom being out of town and the boys and everything. 451 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,813 Okay, I'm not surprised by that, either. 452 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,648 Uh-huh, well, see if this surprises you. 453 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:06,385 He let the boys buy hamsters. 454 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,120 Hamsters, as in rodents! 455 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,923 They're boys-- they like hamsters. 456 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,992 You don't see how that ties in with the shampoo? 457 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,561 How do hamsters tie in with shampoo? 458 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,762 You're kidding me, right? 459 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,032 They both point to the teacher-- Ms. Margo? 460 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,935 He let the boys get the hamsters to impress her. 461 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,438 He got the shampoo to impress her or... 462 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,707 or so his hair would impress her. Something! 463 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,709 I think you should make your case a little stronger 464 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,544 before you take it to your mother, all right? 465 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,081 Kevin, go over there and insist that he have dinner with you. 466 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,383 Tell him that it was you who needed to see him; 467 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,485 that you need to have dinner with him 468 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,620 to get some advice. 469 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,622 He never turns down anyone for help. 470 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,390 Never. Go! 471 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,492 - What do I need help with? - Well, the same thing 472 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,120 you always need help with-- me. 473 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,819 Please. 474 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,265 (sighs) 475 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,208 (sighs) 476 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,156 Okay. 477 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,324 (knocking on door) 478 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,358 KEVIN: Dad, it's me. 479 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,926 Yeah? 480 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,928 Is it all right to come in? 481 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,431 Why wouldn't it be? 482 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,566 I don't know; I didn't want to just walk 483 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,898 into your house without knocking. 484 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,571 Well, you usually just knock and walk in, 485 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,074 so I take it Lucy told you I snapped about the key. 486 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,342 I don't blame you. She shouldn't 487 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,977 have been over here when you weren't home. 488 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,278 I need some help with her. 489 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,080 Yeah, so do I. I-I don't think I've gotten 490 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,648 a straight answer yet 491 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,884 about why she was over here when I wasn't home. 492 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,286 She thinks you're having an affair with the boys' teacher, 493 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,221 or that you're thinking about having an affair 494 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,556 with the boys' teacher. 495 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,958 She does, does she? 496 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,894 Yeah, she does. 497 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,762 Of course, I don't think you're having an affair. 498 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,097 I think that's ridiculous. 499 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,365 Why is that? 500 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,000 - Why? - Yeah. 501 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,502 Why don't you think I could be having an affair? 502 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,004 I could be having an affair. 503 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,740 I'm capable of having an affair if I wanted to have an affair. 504 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,266 (doorbell rings) 505 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,380 (knocking at door) 506 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,825 - Hi. - Hi. 507 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,374 Lots of women fall in love with married men. 508 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,911 Yeah, they do, and it's always a mistake. 509 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,013 It can't always be a mistake. 510 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,983 Yeah, I don't say "always" or "never" very often, 511 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,486 but I'm saying "always" now because it's the truth. 512 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,588 It's always a mistake. 513 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,656 Still, it happens. 514 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,454 It doesn't happen here. 515 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:05,498 I can't help how I feel about you. 516 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,066 Really? 517 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,501 You just can't help it? 518 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,702 Uh-uh. 519 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,637 So, you can't decide that falling in love 520 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,732 with a married man would be a mistake, and just not do it? 521 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,677 You can't keep yourself from hurting yourself? 522 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,781 You can't keep yourself from hurting another woman, a family? 523 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,482 - You can't help it? - No. 524 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,650 I can't. 525 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,018 Yes, you can. 526 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,121 You can think about how you want to feel, 527 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:33,025 and act as if you feel that way, and you will feel that way. 528 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,426 You can decide 529 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,796 that your feelings are completely inappropriate 530 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,898 and choose some other feelings. 531 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,367 What if I don't want to choose? 532 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,103 What if I just want to feel what I feel? 533 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,372 What if I want to follow my heart? 534 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,274 What if you let your head lead 535 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,242 where you want your heart to follow? 536 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,845 And what if you choose good things for yourself? 537 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,815 Hey, what if you actually loved yourself? 538 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,843 Hey, what if you actually loved me? 539 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,556 But I don't. 540 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,591 I don't love you, Ms. Margo. 541 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,856 I don't want to love you. 542 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,089 Could you choose to love me? 543 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,001 I could, but I'm not going to. 544 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,503 Why would I? 545 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:21,173 I... I love my wife, I love my children, 546 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,342 and I love my grandchildren. I even love myself. 547 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,010 I'm just telling you all this 548 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,079 because you don't really know anything about me. 549 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,148 We've had a couple of conversations--that's it. 550 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,983 A couple of conversations. 551 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:34,119 I don't really like what was said during those conversations, 552 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,590 and... not to be unkind, 553 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,492 but I don't like you. 554 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:43,495 I think you do, or you would if you let yourself. 555 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,864 (sighs) 556 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,032 And yes, we had a couple of conversations, 557 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,068 and you flirted with me. 558 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,270 Don't tell me you didn't flirt with me. 559 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,671 (giggling) 560 00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,106 I didn't flirt with you. 561 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,041 Look, I didn't want you to think 562 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,744 that I was the boys' grandfather, 'cause I'm not, 563 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,813 and I-I-I didn't want you to think 564 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,514 that I'm an old man, 'cause I'm not. 565 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,617 And you care what I think 566 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,653 because you do like me. 567 00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,054 (softly): Oh, my gosh. 568 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,624 And you got nervous about liking me, so you blew up 569 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,426 in the hallway and made that grand speech about morals, 570 00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,595 'cause you were afraid you might slip. 571 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,897 Am I right? 572 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,198 No, you're not. 573 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,499 (laughing): I mean... 574 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,434 you're not even close to being right. 575 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,069 I've never cheated on my wife. 576 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,971 I would never cheat on my wife. 577 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:28,207 So, just to review: 578 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,909 I'm in love with my wife. 579 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,410 I'm not interested in you. 580 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,878 Period. End of story. 581 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,780 Can I just ax you something? 582 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,082 No, you can't ax me anything. 583 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,550 (laughs) 584 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:41,754 No, no one can ax me anything. 585 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,790 There's no axing unless, 586 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:48,160 you know, you're taking an ax and chopping something with it. 587 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,720 There's only asking. 588 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:55,000 Ask, ask, ask. 589 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,535 Okay. 590 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:58,504 Wow. I do love your passion 591 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,539 for doing and saying the right thing. 592 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:01,707 (sighs) 593 00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:05,411 Can I just ask you... 594 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:07,379 are... 595 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,014 are you okay? 596 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,250 Your health, I mean. 597 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,285 My father got really cranky 598 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,987 when he found out he had lung cancer. 599 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,522 Not that he should have been surprised, 600 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:19,191 'cause he smoked a couple packs a day for my entire life, 601 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,893 but still, he was very angry about it. 602 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,594 I don't smoke. 603 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:24,029 I've never smoked. 604 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:27,066 I'm... and I'm sorry about your father, 605 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,500 but I'm not sorry 606 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,036 that this conversation and all conversations 607 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:34,406 between the two of us have to come to an end now. 608 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,568 Yeah. Good night. 609 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,817 Oh, man! 610 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,051 Can't a man come home 611 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,820 without being surprised by a Kinkirk? 612 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,922 I took the boys over to our house 613 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,224 and told Lucy you and I were having dinner together. 614 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,660 You and I are having dinner together, Dad. 615 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,528 Would you two please leave me alone? 616 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,797 I'm not having an affair with the boys' teacher. 617 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,333 Fine, but we're still having dinner. 618 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,168 Let's see. How can I put this? 619 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,770 Oh, I know. 620 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,739 You're not the boss of me. 621 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,407 I didn't say I was. 622 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,442 - You seem to think you are. - Look, Dad, 623 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,444 - really, we need to talk. - We don't need to talk. 624 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,346 If we needed to talk, we'd be talking. 625 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,647 Now, please go get my sons. 626 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,116 Bring them back over to my house. 627 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,617 What is wrong with you? 628 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,152 Nothing! Nothing is wrong with me. 629 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:22,388 Now, would you please go get Sam and David, 630 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,523 or do I have to go get them myself? 631 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,492 Hold on. Just a second. 632 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:27,760 Get out of my way. 633 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,762 I'll get them-- promise. 634 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,097 I'll get them. I'm on my way to get them right now. 635 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,433 I shouldn't have taken them to my house. 636 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,502 I'm sorry. I'm really very sorry. 637 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:38,370 That was the wrong thing to do. 638 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,839 Yes, that was the wrong thing to do. 639 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:42,171 I'll be right back. 640 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,473 (sighs) 641 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:54,119 (sighs heavily) 642 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,655 So, what are your hamsters' names? 643 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:58,323 I named mine Jesus. 644 00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,459 Jesus? 645 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:03,156 Yeah, 'cause it's a miracle I got a hamster. 646 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,665 And what's your hamster's name? 647 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:07,733 Mom. 648 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,169 Oh, Mom? Because you miss Mom? 649 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,471 No. I just like that name. 650 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:13,906 Oh. 651 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:17,743 So, how did you get Dad to buy you the hamsters? 652 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,846 Did you have to promise to do something? 653 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:23,382 You know, were the hamsters a reward for something? 654 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,350 Like not saying something about something? 655 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,486 Not telling a secret? 656 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,284 (door opening) 657 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,392 All right, boys, Dad wants you to come home. 658 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:34,726 DAVID: We just got here. 659 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:37,496 I haven't finished my hot dog. 660 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,832 Sorry about that. You'll have to take it with you this time. 661 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,700 I didn't ask your dad if you could come over, 662 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,368 and he really wants to be with you tonight. 663 00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:45,337 Well, aren't you and Dad... 664 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,438 Not tonight, no. 665 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,599 Come on, guys. 666 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:52,778 I'm just going to walk them home, 667 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,314 and then I might want to get out for a while by myself. 668 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,815 And go where? 669 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:58,317 I don't know yet. 670 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,946 Let's just say I've decided to join the investigation. 671 00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,061 Papa. 672 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,053 (door closing) 673 00:27:16,201 --> 00:27:17,703 Hey, guys. 674 00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:19,438 I'm s-sorry to call you back, 675 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,039 but, uh, I don't know what to do 676 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:22,441 about the hamsters, so I thought maybe 677 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,443 the three of us should read up on them, 678 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,845 and, you know, make sure we're taking good care of them. 679 00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:28,905 Do we have to take a bath first? 680 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,250 Nah, just brush your teeth. 681 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,684 BOTH: Good night. 682 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:36,054 (sighs) 683 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,289 I'm sorry. 684 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,191 I-I-I'm... I'm-I'm really sorry. 685 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:42,227 I'm so tired of that Ms. Margo that I just snapped. 686 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,463 She can't seem to take no for an answer. 687 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,465 That must make things a little awkward, huh? 688 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,867 You want me to start taking the boys to school for you? 689 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,236 If you want me to, I could. 690 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,638 No, no, it-it's okay. 691 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,540 I'm thinking about making some changes. 692 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,141 Changes? 693 00:27:56,141 --> 00:28:01,013 Yeah, I asked to put Sam and David into a-a different class, 694 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:05,450 but, uh, the principal really doesn't see the need for it, 695 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,885 so I don't know. 696 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,911 Something has to be done. 697 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:13,926 Um... about before-- 698 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:16,261 I guess I'm a little more tired than usual, 699 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:18,564 and I'm starting to be a little short-tempered. 700 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:21,200 Hey, I-I bought the boys hamsters. 701 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,868 Clearly, I'm not myself. 702 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,904 Maybe, but you look good. 703 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,472 You don't look tired. 704 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,174 - I don't? - No. 705 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:31,043 Maybe it's the new haircut. 706 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,144 You look younger. 707 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,313 Yeah, well, I cut my hair a little, 708 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,848 and I'm using this shampoo that Simon left here. 709 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:39,084 It's a $15 shampoo. 710 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,519 It's probably just the price 711 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:44,149 that makes me think it's doing something for my hair. 712 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,925 Oh. 713 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,327 (laughing): I get it. 714 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,329 Yeah, it took me a sec. 715 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,364 Yeah, like I said, I'm not myself. 716 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,533 - Get what? - You're trying to find out 717 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,970 why I'm not myself when I already explained it. 718 00:28:57,970 --> 00:29:00,806 I'm not trying to do anything, but if you feel like talking, 719 00:29:00,806 --> 00:29:02,374 explaining anything more than you already have, 720 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,476 then I'd be happy to listen. 721 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,646 All right, Kevin, 'cause, uh, you know, if I don't tell you, 722 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,281 I'm sure that you and Lucy 723 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,850 will just keep on trying to find out. 724 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,842 (sighs) 725 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,524 I'm homeschooling the boys. 726 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,526 You're what? 727 00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:22,794 I'm homeschooling the boys. 728 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:25,197 That's the change I was talking about. 729 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,266 I took them out of their school, 730 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,901 and I put them into the homeschooling program. 731 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,537 And I... and I got them hamsters to boot. 732 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,806 So why don't you just tell Mom? 733 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:36,842 I'm sure she'll understand. 734 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,144 Yeah, probably, but it's just... it's the kind of thing 735 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,479 I'd rather tell her face-to-face. 736 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,680 That's it? 737 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,148 You're homeschooling the boys? 738 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,816 That's all that's been bothering you? 739 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:46,485 It's not just that. 740 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:49,488 It's that I'm lying to my wife about homeschooling the boys. 741 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,922 And the hamsters. 742 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:53,225 And everything that led up to the homeschooling 743 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:54,426 and the hamsters. 744 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:56,495 I'm just anxious for her to get home 745 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:58,297 and get everything out in the open. 746 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,698 I'm a really bad liar. 747 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:02,334 Not very good at keeping secrets, either, 748 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:05,871 so I hope you can help out with that-- you and Lucy? 749 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:07,205 Of course. 750 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:09,408 We won't say anything until you tell us we can. 751 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,677 And remember, 752 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:14,346 like you always say, everything's going to be fine. 753 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,645 Thanks, Kevin. I-I really appreciate it. 754 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,218 - Good night. - Good night. 755 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:24,256 And, uh, you know, I apologize about before. 756 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,191 Not a problem. 757 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,088 (sighs) 758 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,375 What'd you find out? 759 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,310 - You're not going to believe this. -What? 760 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:46,912 He's having an affair? 761 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:48,580 He's avoiding having an affair. 762 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,015 How is he avoiding having an affair? 763 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,585 Evidently, this teacher 764 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,587 has really been flirting with your dad, 765 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,356 and he got so upset over it 766 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,157 that he took the boys out of school. 767 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,460 Well, they-they couldn't just change classes? 768 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,494 He asked. 769 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,096 The principal won't let him. 770 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,330 W-Well, they have to go to school. 771 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:06,498 He's going to homeschool them. 772 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,434 My dad is going to homeschool Sam and David? 773 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:10,736 Yep. 774 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,871 And how is he going to do that? 775 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,473 I didn't get all the details. 776 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,174 He hasn't told your mom anything, 777 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:19,010 and he's so nervous about it that he's losing it. 778 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,146 Well, that's kind of sweet. 779 00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:22,314 Kind of? 780 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,982 Kind of. I mean, I don't know if my mom 781 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:25,884 will go along with the boys being homeschooled. 782 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,787 I mean, she's really enjoying having the house to herself 783 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,155 and a little bit of freedom. 784 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,957 I told him we wouldn't tell her. 785 00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:33,258 He wants to tell her. 786 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:34,793 Yeah, all right, I understand. 787 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:37,829 And the hamsters--are they part of the homeschooling? 788 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,698 Yeah, and the shampoo belongs to Simon. 789 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:41,299 He left it at the house. 790 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:44,302 Simon pays more for his shampoo than I do? 791 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:46,538 Yeah, some of your people, as it turns out, 792 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:47,706 are expensive shampoo people. 793 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,207 Apparently. 794 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,910 Well, I guess the mystery is solved. 795 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,645 Nice work, Kinkirk. 796 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,213 Yeah, thanks. 797 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,848 (laughs) 798 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:59,518 I guess the day Dad was down at the school with Ben, 799 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,520 he must have got in this big blowout 800 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,854 with the teacher and the principal. 801 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,322 When was that? 802 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,858 Uh, that was... a week ago? 803 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,126 I think. 804 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:10,162 Yeah. It-it was the day 805 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,930 that we redid the guest room, 806 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,599 and I asked my dad to go down to the hospital 807 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,301 to visit my homeless friend Stanley, 808 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,003 and then he got home late, 809 00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:20,505 and then we had the not-a-birthday party. 810 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,407 Yeah, he went to the school with Ben, 811 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,277 then he went to the hospital, and then he came home late. 812 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,179 Do you remember anything else about that day? 813 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,282 Yeah. He gave his favorite coat to, uh, Stanley. Why? 814 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,850 No reason. 815 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:33,885 - I'll be back. - Wait. 816 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:36,054 Why are you trying to figure out what happened 817 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,522 when Dad told us what happened? 818 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,559 I'll be back. 819 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:41,593 Where are you going? 820 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:43,118 To find Stanley. 821 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:08,587 I miss Mom, but she would never let us have a hamster. 822 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,121 Yeah, I miss her, too. 823 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:12,991 But I like having just us guys in the house. 824 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,693 Me, too. 825 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,495 We got hamsters, 826 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,864 and we don't have to go to school anymore. 827 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:22,434 And we get to eat hot dogs all the time. 828 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,736 And I haven't had a bath 829 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,304 - in three days. - Me, neither. 830 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,607 But I brushed my teeth. 831 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,375 Yeah, teeth are important. 832 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:33,111 The rest of the stuff just takes care of itself. 833 00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:34,579 Yeah. 834 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,296 Hey. Stanley, it's me, 835 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:52,697 Kevin Kinkirk. 836 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,892 Reverend Kinkirk's husband. 837 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,302 She's not here. 838 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,603 She's sorry that she missed you 839 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:01,573 - last week down at the hospital. - Yeah, well, me, too. 840 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,542 (groans) 841 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,374 That was an interesting day. 842 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,847 Nice shoes. 843 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,515 Thank you. 844 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:14,219 What made that day so interesting? 845 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,654 Give me those shoes. 846 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,389 I can get you a pair of shoes like this. 847 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,790 What's your size? 848 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,225 That's my size. 849 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,660 Give me them shoes. 850 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,562 Let me think about it. 851 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,863 What's there to think about? 852 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,498 You're looking for information, aren't you? 853 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:29,467 Yeah. I want to know what happened that day 854 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,503 down at the hospital that was so interesting. 855 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,772 They gave me cheesecake instead of Jell-O. 856 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,106 Anything else? 857 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:38,770 Anything else will cost you them shoes. 858 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,012 Oh, no, no, no. 859 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:43,181 Put your wallet away, son. 860 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,083 I'm a barter man. 861 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,075 Give me the shoes. 862 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,689 Should you be smoking? Weren't you just at the hospital? 863 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,692 Yeah, well, they didn't find nothing wrong with me. 864 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,193 That's more interesting than the cheesecake. 865 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:57,462 They didn't find anything wrong with you? 866 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,698 Not a thing. 867 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,266 I'm in perfect health. 868 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,534 So if you're in perfect health, 869 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:05,236 why did Reverend Camden give you his coat? 870 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,795 Give me the shoes. 871 00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:22,053 Nice. 872 00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:23,321 Thank you. 873 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:24,990 So, are you going to tell me 874 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,225 why Reverend Camden gave you the coat? 875 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:28,660 'Cause I look good in it. 876 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,962 Oh, come on, Stanley. He could've bought you a coat. 877 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,988 Why'd he give you that one, the one he was wearing that day? 878 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,368 You used to be a police officer, 879 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,436 - didn't you? - Yes, I did. 880 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,572 So you know how to conduct an investigation. 881 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:42,007 Yeah. 882 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,342 And I know how to be the subject of an investigation. 883 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:46,277 Ax me anything you like. 884 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:47,679 I'm asking you 885 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,280 why Reverend Camden gave you the coat. 886 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,615 'Cause he wanted to. 887 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:51,844 Why is that? 888 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,853 Give me that sweatshirt. 889 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:55,887 For what? 890 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,088 I like it. 891 00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,189 Yeah, I like it, too, 892 00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,524 and you haven't answered my question 893 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:00,792 that I gave you the shoes for, 894 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,594 - so no sweatshirt. - You show up at my house 895 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,329 in the middle of the night asking me questions, 896 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,064 and I'm supposed to tell you everything I know 897 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,966 because you give me a pair of shoes? (splutters) 898 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,668 I thought that was the deal-- 899 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,603 the pair of shoes for you to tell me 900 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,367 how you got the coat, yes. 901 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:22,108 Here. Happy? 902 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:25,483 What does happiness have to do with anything, man? 903 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:26,751 Stanley, just tell me 904 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,820 what you know about Reverend Camden and what happened 905 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,588 - down at the hospital. - I don't know, 906 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,691 but whatever happened 907 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,660 caused him to give me this nice jacket. 908 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,895 And this sweatshirt looks pretty cool 909 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,129 underneath this, don't you think? 910 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,764 (Stanley chuckles) 911 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,800 And with these shoes... 912 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,069 I'm tight, brother. 913 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,171 You don't know? 914 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:47,662 No, I don't know. 915 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:50,308 But I know who does. 916 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:51,537 Who? 917 00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:55,847 Give me them pants. 918 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,248 For what? 919 00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:59,615 To complete my ensemble. 920 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,537 Hi. 921 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,207 Hi. Sorry I woke you. 922 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,541 Good night. 923 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,110 I love you. 924 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,635 I love you, too. 925 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,313 You gave Stanley your pants? 926 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:41,226 And my shoes and my sweatshirt. 927 00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:43,061 And did he tell you anything? 928 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,330 Yeah, he told me your dad got in a big fight 929 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:46,464 with the teacher and the principal, 930 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,233 and that he took the boys out of school 931 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,667 and he's going to homeschool them himself. 932 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:53,238 - And that cost you everything you had on? -Almost. 933 00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:55,206 Yeah, people shouldn't bargain with Stanley. 934 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,008 He always ends up with the better end 935 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,343 of the deal somehow. 936 00:37:58,343 --> 00:37:59,844 Yeah. Nice guy. 937 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,913 Everyone's not nice. You know that. 938 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,248 You were a cop. 939 00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:05,350 I guess I've been away from it too long. 940 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:06,584 I should have known better. 941 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:09,420 Do you think Dad's telling the truth, 942 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,055 the whole truth and nothing but the truth 943 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,758 about Ms. Margo and school and everything? 944 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:15,927 It looks that way. 945 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,663 I just can't believe that he took the boys out of school. 946 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:21,462 Maybe he'll put them back in before your mother gets home. 947 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,202 Probably. 948 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:26,194 - Good night. - Good night. 949 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,687 So we're going to be studying... 950 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:47,192 ...the metric system? 951 00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:48,860 Who uses the metric system? 952 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,428 I mean, not this country. 953 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,064 They've tried to put this over on us 954 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,433 one too many times, boys, so... 955 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:59,137 let's just skip this and move on to something else. 956 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,705 Let me see... 957 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,207 (knocking) 958 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,508 Anybody home? 959 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:04,642 Hey, look who's knocking. 960 00:39:04,642 --> 00:39:05,877 Come in. Come in. 961 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,946 Care to join us for the first day of school? 962 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,447 Oh, no, I've got to run. 963 00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:11,082 I just needed to drop this off. 964 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,717 I-I'm just trying to finalize 965 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:15,019 the Sunday school curriculum for next year. 966 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,188 So, maybe you can take a look at it 967 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,157 and tell me what you think when you have 968 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,291 a few minutes. 969 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,327 Will do. When I have a few minutes. 970 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,796 I'm going down to the church office. 971 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,865 I can proof the Sunday bulletin 972 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,399 and make sure all the announcements are in it 973 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,767 so I can get it over to the copier. 974 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:30,902 Great. Thank you. 975 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,304 Oh, and there is a budget meeting at 4:00, 976 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,907 but I called Lou and he said it's just to tell you 977 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,109 that, uh, we're under budget at this point. 978 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,310 - Oh. - I mean, 979 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,145 there's a couple of holidays coming up 980 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:43,281 in the next few months, so we're probably 981 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:44,749 going to spend anything that we've saved, 982 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:47,852 but, you know, right now, we are under--way under. 983 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:50,221 So, um, you know, don't bother coming in. 984 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,823 I'll take care of everything. 985 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,124 You know, I-I know you're busy. 986 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,616 Thanks, Luce, I really appreciate it. 987 00:39:57,662 --> 00:40:00,498 Well, you've been covering me for a couple of months, 988 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:04,026 and I-I'm ready to get back-- I need to get back. 989 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,006 So, you know, enjoy the boys 990 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,941 and, you know, don't worry. 991 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,276 Your secrets are safe with me. 992 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:12,777 Don't worry about anything. 993 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,112 I'll choose not to. 994 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,947 Good. Okay, bye. 995 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,279 See you guys later. 996 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,858 She's a good daughter, that Lucy. 997 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,094 And a good sister. 998 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,864 And a good wife and a good mother. 999 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,333 That's because you're a good dad. 1000 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:37,963 The best. 1001 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:49,080 Thanks. I'm sorry. 1002 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,115 It's just so nice of you guys. 1003 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:53,251 Really. Thank you. 1004 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,919 Can we have a pony? 1005 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:57,047 No. 1006 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,425 I don't know. 1007 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,927 Maybe. 1008 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:05,226 We'll see how it goes with the hamsters. 1009 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:12,603 I can't really say anything regarding the Reverend Camden, 1010 00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:14,872 and, uh, frankly, Kevin, I'm surprised 1011 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:17,141 you came to me instead of to his regular doctor. 1012 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,210 I mean, I'm not his doctor. 1013 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,412 He's been seeing Dr. Dunne for years now. 1014 00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,114 Do you have a relationship with him? 1015 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,717 No, but Mrs. Camden does, 1016 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:28,386 and she called him, and he said Dad hadn't been in. 1017 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,355 He's due in, but he hasn't been in. 1018 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:32,056 Well... 1019 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:34,826 I know Annie, so I'm sure she'll get him in. 1020 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,996 But you did see him that day at the hospital? 1021 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,598 Oh, I saw him, yes. 1022 00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,433 He was with our friend Stanley. 1023 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,469 How is Stanley? 1024 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,572 Stanley is Stanley. 1025 00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:50,599 Did you just intentionally change the subject? 1026 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:53,478 I can't tell you anything. 1027 00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:56,209 But there is something to tell.