23 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:53,320 A B C A.B.C. 24 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:58,480 Avoid. Barricade. Confront. 25 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:01,970 If there is an active shooter situation, 26 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:06,040 your first line of defense is "A," avoid the gunman. 27 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:09,670 Hey. Where do you guys want this? 28 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,490 - What is that? - Alcohol. 29 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:14,260 Office at the end of the hall on the right. 30 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,390 Thanks. 31 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,430 You hear a gunshot. 32 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:19,040 You look out into the hall. You see a man with a gun. 33 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:22,220 Could be the shooter. Could be building security. 34 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,950 You may think you know what's going on, 35 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,760 but you don't. Not yet. 37 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,990 That's why you avoid. 38 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:28,910 Wait... 39 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,940 Uh... uh, we-we couldn't hear that, Liz. 40 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,400 - Where are you? - I'm in the car. 41 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:39,530 I had to take my son to a doctor's appointment. 42 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:41,350 Because I have ADHD! 43 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:45,040 Yes. And there is nothing wrong with that. 44 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,940 Uh, Liz, why don't you, uh... 45 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,940 I'm s... I-I couldn't hear that. 46 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,430 Okay. All right, we-we've got bad reception. 47 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:54,590 I'll be in in a minute. 48 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,840 Mr. Coulson. 49 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:58,850 - Adios, amigos. - What's going on? 50 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,810 I just came to say good-bye to the kids. 51 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,310 Good-bye? Why? 52 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,590 Didn't you get my note? 53 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,590 I was let go. 54 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,250 When? What happened? 55 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:10,930 Last Friday. It was an administrative decision. 56 00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:12,440 That's all I know. 57 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:13,960 Well, that's awful. 58 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,960 But I'm glad I got to see you. 59 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:18,380 You be good for Ms. Weiss, okay, man? 60 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:19,990 Ms. Weiss from the library? 61 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:23,190 Mr. Coulson, we need you to leave the premises. 62 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,250 Okay. Take care, Malcolm. 63 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:33,140 Yes, I-I just want you to know that-that 64 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:35,450 he's one of Malcolm's favorite teachers. 65 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:38,460 And Malcolm isn't always the easiest kid to handle. 66 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:40,950 Unfortunately, it's against school policy 67 00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:42,850 to comment on personnel matters. 68 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,650 And this will probably be adjudicated. 69 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:45,940 If you change your mind, 70 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:47,910 - here's our card. - It's not about changing my mind. 71 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,030 What, he's appealing? 72 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,730 Yes, it's the right of every tenured teacher. 73 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,650 His arbitration is this afternoon. 74 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,130 What I find unfortunate, 75 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:56,830 Ms. DuPont, is that Mr. Coulson 76 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:59,460 is one of your few teachers of color at the school. 77 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:02,480 That has nothing to do with any of this, ma'am. 78 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,380 Our push for diversity is renowned. 79 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:06,070 Yes, I've heard of your push 80 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:08,300 quite a bit at all the school assemblies. 81 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:09,880 I have a feeling that, uh, 82 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,130 we'll be in touch. 83 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,770 How long do you think it will take you? 84 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:15,540 I wouldn't go anywhere. 85 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,820 Jay, you have a minute? 86 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,340 - Uh... sure. - Listen, I need some information 87 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,040 about an arbitration that's happening. 88 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,140 Actually, can it wait till this afternoon? 89 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:25,870 - Lucca just grabbed me. - No, no, no, no. 90 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:27,940 The arbitration is this afternoon, 91 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:29,090 - so I... - I can do it. 92 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,860 Uh, no, I... 93 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:33,070 Uh, n-no, that's okay. 94 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:34,140 No, seriously, Mrs. Reddick, 95 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,960 I'm licensed now. I can do it. 96 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,490 Okay. All right. 97 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:41,110 I-I need to know why a teacher was fired. 98 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,090 Liz. 99 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,930 You got a minute? 100 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,590 So, we had 140 RSVPs, 101 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:52,040 but today we're getting a lot of calls reversing them. 102 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,390 What, people don't want to see our swanky new office? 103 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,790 The lawyer killings. 104 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,140 Our chemical scare. 105 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:59,850 So, the worry is that we'll have a poorly attended party? 106 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,930 No, the worry is we'll be embarrassed. 107 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:03,220 I say, fuck it. 108 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,220 You've been saying that a lot lately. 109 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,900 Making up for lost time. 110 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:11,830 Okay. 111 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,790 I say we invite all the associates and all the paralegals. 112 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:18,500 We just need some warm bodies filling up the rooms. 113 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:19,960 Okay? 114 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,470 - Sure. - Yeah. 115 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:22,860 Fuck it. 116 00:05:28,690 --> 00:05:29,900 What's going on with you two? 117 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:32,850 Sorry. 118 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,960 Hey, Kurt. What's going on? 119 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,650 Three months in, and we're still in the preliminary hearing. 120 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:41,880 I'm sorry to hear that. 121 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,540 Hotel living can be so awful. 122 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,800 I was thinking maybe you could come out. 123 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:48,390 Maybe a long weekend. It's only a six-hour flight. 124 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,300 Well, is that really the right thing? 125 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,170 What do you mean? 126 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:52,480 I thought we were just.. 127 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,290 - giving it time. - Yes, and we are. 128 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,920 - What? Wait, I couldn't hear that. - We are. 129 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,080 We are giving the separation thing some time. 130 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:05,460 I'm sorry, did you say we're done with the separation? 131 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:06,970 No. I said... 133 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:08,900 Yep. 134 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,950 Nice talking to you, Kurt. 135 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,250 I guess I don't understand. 136 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,740 You want to represent me? Why? 137 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:19,460 Because you're a good teacher. 138 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,560 Uh, that might have gotten me a free yogurt once, 139 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,240 but that's about it. 140 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,290 Listen, you are the only teacher to break through Malcolm's shell. 141 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:30,000 You know, everybody says I should move him to a private school, 142 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:33,810 but if-if everybody abandons the public school system, 143 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,230 - it'll implode. - Yeah, I know. 144 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,670 I believe in public schools, too. 145 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:37,940 My mother taught there. 146 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,910 Oh, this is Maia. She's one of our associates, 147 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:41,650 and she has looked through your contract. 148 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,150 So, as you know, 149 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,810 Amberson is a charter school, 150 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,710 and charters are terrified 151 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,940 about the threat of union representation. 152 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:50,110 Tell me about it. 153 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,140 Sorry I'm late! 154 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,650 Ooh, sorry. 155 00:06:58,290 --> 00:07:01,090 I'm guessing I'm in the wrong place. 156 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,210 Looks like it. 157 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,620 They said second door down on the right. 158 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:05,480 Lucca Quinn. 159 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,480 Downstairs. 160 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,870 Oh, there's a downstairs. 161 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,470 I like that jacket, by the way. 162 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,490 Thank you. 163 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,310 Being a new, inexperienced mother, 164 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,980 I need all the help I can get. 165 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:16,930 You look so young to have an eight-year-old. 166 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:20,430 Oh, yeah. Thanks. Dave and I started early. 167 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:21,470 Dave is my husband. 168 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:23,390 He's in the printing business, 169 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:25,290 but he also loves fixing cars. 170 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,300 We're trying to decide if we should spend the money on private school. 171 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,590 Well, in my experience, 172 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:32,890 Amberson is a public school in name only. 173 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,590 The parents are all proactive 174 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,070 and treat it like a private school. 175 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:38,870 I just worry about a dangerous element here. 176 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:40,970 I've heard talk of a certain teacher, 177 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,060 Mr. Coulson. 178 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,390 Yes, he was replaced. 179 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,590 I don't want to be racist or anything, 180 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:49,910 but I always worry about... different elements. 181 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,480 That's not why he was fired. 182 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,290 What? 183 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,630 Well, I probably shouldn't say. 184 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:01,890 Mr. Coulson, per your contract 185 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:04,460 and, uh, previous agreement between the parties, 186 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:07,690 your appeal will be dealt with here in arbitration. 187 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:10,680 I'm the arbiter, and my decision is final. 188 00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:13,240 Counselors, you all understand what I just said? 189 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,470 - Absolutely. - Yes, Mr. Arbiter. 190 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:16,500 - Absolutely, Mr. Arbiter. - Oh. So respectful. 191 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,760 That's a good sign. 192 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,360 And you are? 193 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,270 Oh. Nancy Crozier. 194 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:22,580 Hi, Mr. Arbiter. 195 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:25,280 It's-it's very good to be here representing the school. 196 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,890 I'm a-a member of the PTA. 197 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:29,560 Secretary-Treasurer. 198 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,160 And I volunteered when I heard 199 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,690 that Mr. Coulson had hired this powerhouse firm. 200 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,710 Ooh, really? Powerhouse? Ooh, 201 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:38,210 well, I am flattered. 202 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,430 I-I'm not sure that's accurate. 203 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:41,580 Champagne? 204 00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:44,410 Down the hall. 205 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:45,860 Thanks. 206 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:49,470 Apologies for "Powerhouse." 207 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,320 Ms. DuPont, how long have you been a principal 208 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,500 at Amberson Elementary? 209 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,100 Five glorious years. 210 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,220 And, uh, before that, where did you work? 211 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:00,470 I was principal at Holy Grace School. 212 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:01,980 And were you ever involved in 213 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,900 the firings of any teachers there? 214 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:07,680 I-I was involved with a few dismissals. 215 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:10,870 Were you involved with the dismissal of a teacher named 216 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:12,350 Arthur Prentiss? 217 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:13,950 Yes. 218 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:14,740 And why was he fired? 219 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,080 That has nothing to do with this. 220 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,590 - That's not what I asked. - It was a Catholic school. 221 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,380 It was within the school's rights. 222 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:23,260 - What was within the school's rights? - Mr. Arbiter, 223 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:26,330 we will gladly stipulate that Principal DuPont was forced 224 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:28,420 by her last school to fire a teacher 225 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:30,380 because he was gay. 226 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:32,890 And why is this important? 227 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,820 Because I'm gay. 228 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,630 Okay. 229 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,710 Any other questions? Please continue, ms. Crozier. 230 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:41,700 Ms. DuPont, 231 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,280 were you aware that Sidney Coulson was gay? 232 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:46,170 No. Definitely not. 233 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:48,700 Were you aware that the teacher at Holy Grace was gay? 234 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:51,600 - Yes. - And were you unhappy about that dismissal? 235 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,800 - I was distraught. - And did you swear to yourself 236 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,900 that you would never dismiss a teacher for anything 237 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,260 - other than performance again? - Yes. 238 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,710 And how did you guarantee that at Amberson? 239 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,370 An algorithm. 240 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:07,400 Decisions on teacher dismissals were based on an algorithm? 241 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:09,720 Yes. So there could never be 242 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,430 bias or prejudice in hiring or firing again. 243 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,440 Mr. Arbiter, 244 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,390 all algorithms are pointless 245 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,040 unless they are based on good data. 246 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,700 And you would like access to the data. 247 00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:21,170 We would. Yes. 248 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:25,120 Will we need to get into a subpoena situation here, Ms. Crozier? 249 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,920 No. No. 250 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,680 I thought you might... 251 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:33,160 want to take a look at these. 252 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:43,720 {\an9}*My baby don't care for shows* 253 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:47,860 {\an9}*My baby don't care for clothes* 254 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:53,940 {\an9}*My baby just cares for me* 255 00:10:55,970 --> 00:11:01,100 {\an9}*My baby don't care for cars* 256 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:02,620 {\an9}*And races* 257 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,150 {\an9}*My baby don't care for...* 258 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,800 How many so far? 259 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,550 Ten clients. Eight lawyers. 260 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:14,130 The rest are all us. 261 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:16,660 - Wow. - Yeah. 262 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,480 We're gonna have a lot of alcohol left over. 263 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,160 Well, the office looks nice. 264 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,550 Hello, Colin. 265 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,140 Liz. 266 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,400 So, how is it working with the enemy? 267 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,630 Lucrative. 268 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:34,970 How are my cases? 269 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:37,440 Yeah. Thanks a lot, by the way. 270 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:42,680 Liz? 271 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:45,100 Who is that with Lucca? 272 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,620 N-New lawyer? 273 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,450 Uh, no. 274 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,240 Never seen him before. 275 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,370 Probably somebody she's dating. 276 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,500 Jerry. Thomas. 277 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,190 - Mr. Boseman. - How are you two? 278 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:00,530 - Good, good, good. - Good. 279 00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:03,210 Jerry... doesn't like elevators. 280 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,690 Well, that one wasn't-wasn't so bad. 281 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,420 This place is nice. 282 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:08,940 - Thank you. - Yeah. 283 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,100 Yeah. Who-Who's she? 284 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,190 Uh, Marissa. She's an investigator here. 285 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:20,090 I'm gonna kill him. 286 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,700 Whiskey. Ice. 287 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,220 Tell me about Nancy Crozier. 288 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:27,280 Why? 289 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,020 Oh, because I'm facing her in an arbitration. 290 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,530 She's not exactly what I expected. 291 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,600 You have any advice? 292 00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,300 This is a thing you do, isn't it? 293 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:37,460 What is? 294 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,130 You ask for advice in order to ingratiate yourself. 295 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,040 Vodka tonic. 296 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,630 Your know, your "Fuck it" mode 297 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,150 is starting to feel more like "Fuck you" mode. 298 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,590 Just appreciating your style. 299 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,470 I'm just doing my job. 300 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,730 And using what I confide in you 301 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,120 to undercut me? 302 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,010 Look, I-I thought Adrian already knew 303 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,460 you were thinking of leaving, that's all. 304 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:04,060 Don't defend, don't apologize. 305 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,000 It's more fun to go at each other. 306 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,030 Okay. 307 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:12,750 Good to know. 308 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,920 Nancy plays at being the nice girl while being tough. 309 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,620 She's good. 310 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,460 But her rhythm is thrown off by objections. 311 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:27,070 Diane! 312 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,520 Elsbeth! What a pleasure! 313 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,660 I know. Thank you. 314 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,620 Um, this is fantastic. 315 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,440 Your offices-- I love them. 316 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,100 Where's all the furniture? 317 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,830 Here, come and sit down. 318 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,220 My God, what a fantastic dress. 319 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,200 Really? 320 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,790 Thank you. I was terrified to wear it. 321 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,000 Ooh! What do you think they're talking about? 322 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:50,130 I have no idea. 323 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:51,580 It's weird. 324 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:55,930 We're just the background characters to their story. 325 00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,340 And-and they're just the background characters to our story. 326 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:04,200 And we're all just background characters to his story. 327 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,740 He could be the hero, 328 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,430 and we could be the villains of the story. 329 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,160 Or we're the heroes, and he's the villain. 330 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,600 That's what keeps us humble-- 331 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,540 - not knowing. - Or paranoid. 332 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,590 You know, last week, I was walking down the street, 333 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,790 and there was this homeless man 334 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,160 digging for bottles in the trash, 335 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,200 and yelling at the top of his voice 336 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,830 about the president and the country, 337 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,140 and how we're all going insane. 338 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:30,880 And I realized: 339 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,940 that's what my inner monologue sounds like. 340 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,660 And that's when I decided, I've got to change. 341 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,570 To what? 342 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,260 To someone who's not going crazy. 343 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,170 You're one of the most successful women I know, Diane. 344 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:48,910 I should be... 345 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:58,050 I love your necklace, by the way. 346 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,910 Oh. Okay. Well, put it on. 347 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,580 - Oh. No! No, no, no. - Yes, here, put it on. 348 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:06,040 And look-- there's a belt that goes with it. 349 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,180 You can have that, as well. 350 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,250 That's just... 351 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,110 I never thought you liked me, Diane. 352 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,360 Hey, you know what? That's my fault. 353 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,370 Oh, my God, that is great! 354 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:19,800 Rockin' party. 355 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,020 Very... spacious. 356 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:26,570 Thanks for the invite, by the way. 357 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:27,830 Thanks for coming. 358 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,220 Who's the... the guy? 359 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:34,170 Dominic. 360 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,080 Why? 361 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,360 Oh, just keeping up on your life. 362 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,610 Jealous? 363 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:45,400 - Staying informed. - I'm so glad. 364 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,130 Glad you came, Colin. 365 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,630 Look at this. 366 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,460 I mean, it's so boring up there. 367 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,570 Well, anyway, I was thinking about the algorithm. 368 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,620 And do you know Jerry and Tom? 369 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,200 They know everything about algorithms. 370 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,760 - They're really smart. - No, we just have... 371 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,260 - Yeah, we are. - Anyway, like you said, 372 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,730 there are problems with algorithms 373 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:11,220 like the one used at the school. 374 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,780 They're... What are they? 375 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,480 Incomplete something or other? 376 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,610 Godel's incompleteness theorem. 377 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:18,500 You're... adorable. 378 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,520 Thank you. Do the short version. 379 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,310 An algorithm is undependable if it can't be proven. 380 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:25,520 We think of algorithms, like, as magic, 381 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,730 but they don't mean anything 382 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:30,450 if you've only got 20 student tests, and 40 teacher reviews. 383 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,950 We could destroy their case. 384 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:40,040 It's called Godel's incompleteness theorem. 385 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,470 Mr. Arbiter, I'm... 386 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,350 just a small-town girl from Michigan, 387 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,140 - and I was never very good at math... - Objection. 388 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,710 I-I don't know what Ms. Crozier's education 389 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,220 has to do with any of this. 390 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,440 Well, I didn't say that it did. 391 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,230 Thank you. Continue. 392 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,400 What does math have to do with this? 393 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,870 - We've already proven... - Objection. 394 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,690 The attorney is testifying. 395 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,900 Let's try to stay on point, shall we? 396 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,860 What was your point? 397 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,600 Ms. Crozier? 398 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,440 That is really annoying. 399 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,630 I have ADHD. 400 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,610 What's your name? 401 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,150 - Lucca. - I'm Malcolm. 402 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,330 I told the school nurse I had a headache. 403 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:24,920 But you don't. 404 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,560 - I hate my new teacher. - Can't like everyone. 405 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,120 You'll stop with the ball? 406 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,750 I don't know. It's fun. 407 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,640 - Well, do something else. - Like what? 408 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,560 Like... 409 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:35,850 I bet you can't build 410 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,470 something cool with those paperclips. 411 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,410 - Yes, I can. - Whatever. Prove it. 412 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,490 We work with algorithms, and this isn't one we trust. 413 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,450 The data points are subjective and open to interpretation. 414 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:49,990 What are the proportional weights 415 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,160 between peer and parental reviews and 416 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,680 state-mandated testing? 417 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:58,540 It is five percent peer review, five percent parental, 418 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,110 90% testing. 419 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,900 And would you consider 420 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,650 state-mandated testing to be 421 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,970 a subjective data point? 422 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,700 - Uh, no. - No. Gentlemen, 423 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,890 I think your point is well taken, but rejected. 424 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:19,420 Okay. Well, this is a bit of a mess. 425 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,960 You were less than an hour. 426 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,460 Well, failure is fast. 427 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:26,970 What you making? 428 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,760 It's a Minecraft baby zombie. 429 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:30,150 His name is Chicken. 430 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,680 Cool. 431 00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:34,550 - Can I have my iPad? - No. 432 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,310 Lucca was here. 433 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:37,870 She doesn't like noise. 434 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,570 Why were you failing? 435 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:41,650 I don't know. 436 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,630 'Cause I'm not as good as I think I am. 437 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Hey, bubs? 438 00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:54,100 Last year, you did well on the state-mandated test, didn't you? 439 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,720 That was Mrs. Potter. 440 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,350 She didn't like me. 441 00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:01,370 No, but y-you did well, right? 442 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,280 On the test? Yes. 443 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,850 Remember? We had ice cream. 444 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:06,190 Yeah, yeah. 445 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,530 But this year with Mr. Coulson, what happened? 446 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:10,840 I got a 73. 447 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:13,920 Yeah, and last year how much? 448 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,560 92. 449 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,500 You did worse with a teacher you really liked. 450 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,150 That doesn't make sense. 451 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,280 Here's the bubble answer sheet 452 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,620 from Malcolm's test last year. 453 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,930 Well, here's-here's this year's. 454 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,340 So, what's different? 455 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,310 What am I looking for? 456 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,230 Erasures. 457 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,610 There. There. 458 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,600 And there. 459 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,280 Maybe a dozen of 'em, maybe more. 460 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,750 I didn't erase these. 461 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,140 But don't you find it odd that 462 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:06,170 all of the wrong answers on this test were erased, 463 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,660 and the correct ones were filled in? 464 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,630 No. Students do that all the time. 465 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,130 They make a mistake, and then decide on the right answer. 466 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,260 But every single student in your class had 467 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:16,920 at least five or six erasures on their tests. 468 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,420 Again, this is good news. The students are thinking. 469 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,020 And yet, in Mr. Coulson's class, there isn't a single erasure. 470 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,570 I'm offended by what you're implying. 471 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,640 And what are we implying? 472 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,250 That I did this. Right? 473 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,850 That you and the other teachers 474 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,860 were so worried about being dismissed, 475 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,500 that you went through the answer sheets, 476 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,950 and you changed just enough of the answers to get a passing score. 477 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:38,400 Except for one teacher, Mr. Coulson, who was dismissed. 478 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,230 Mr. Arbiter, 479 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:42,610 I'm sorry, but this is wild conjecture. 480 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:46,990 Yes, it's conjecture... but I wouldn't call it wild. 481 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:51,370 Mr. Arbiter, we ask that you rule against the school. 482 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:53,910 And I'm tempted to, but here's my problem. 483 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,350 Ms. Potter is saying 484 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:58,480 that the students made all the erasures, correct? 485 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,530 Yes, definitely. 486 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:03,170 So, without proof, I'm afraid my hands are tied. 487 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,420 Go. 488 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,790 Get me proof. 489 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:11,110 So, what now? 490 00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:11,910 I don't know. 491 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:15,150 Maybe we go to the students and ask if they erased? 492 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:17,160 Could Malcolm testify? 493 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,970 I don't know. Let me ask. 494 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,720 Oh, Mr. McVeigh. Hi. 495 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,890 - Hello. - I thought you were in L.A. 496 00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:31,070 I was. I wanted to surprise Diane. 497 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,160 Oh, that's great. 498 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,440 She'll be thrilled. 499 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,270 I can, um, call her. 500 00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:36,710 She's not answering her cell phone. 501 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,630 I think she's at a deposition. 502 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,740 She might be a while. 503 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:42,770 Do you want me to call you? 504 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,000 Uh, sure. Okay. 505 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,270 She'll be thrilled to see you. 507 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,190 Kurt? 508 00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:09,980 Can I ask you something? 509 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,850 - You're into forensics. - Ballistics. 510 00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:13,700 Right. This might sound ridiculous, 511 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,280 but is there any forensics for erasers-- 512 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,710 like, pencil erasers? 513 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:21,990 Thank you for testifying for us, sir. 514 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,790 Now what can you tell us about erasers? 515 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,750 Erasers? Like on a... pencil? 516 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:32,440 Yes. 517 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,660 Are you sure you have the right guy? 518 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:38,730 I'm from YourLawHelper.Com. 519 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,390 Sorry. We... 520 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,490 Uh, sir, can you, uh... 521 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,770 You've examined the third- grade students' answer sheets. 522 00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,930 What can you tell us about the erasure you see? 523 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,570 Well, they didn't come from the students. 524 00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:57,950 And why are you so sure? 525 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,360 They all came from one eraser, and it's vinyl. 526 00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:02,810 The students didn't have vinyl erasers. 527 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,800 Mr. Arbiter, the algorithm 528 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,500 is worthless because it depended 529 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,950 on the accuracy of state-mandated testing, 530 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:12,550 but as forensic evidence proves, 531 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:15,420 almost all of the teachers tampered with their tests, 532 00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,910 except for one teacher, one honest teacher, 533 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,320 who was fired-- 534 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,530 Mr. Coulson. 535 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,830 Ms. Crozier? 536 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,490 You have a response? 537 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:32,540 Is my daughter's test in there? 538 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,390 You got your job back. 539 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,210 Same pay, same position. 540 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:45,410 - That's great. Um... - Oh, God. 541 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:47,070 Malcolm is gonna be so thrilled. 542 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:50,600 Actually, I was offered a new job. 543 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,260 - You were? - Dwight Academy? The private school. 544 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:57,690 They heard I'd been let go, and they offered me a position. 545 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:58,880 Just today. 546 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:03,160 Uh, it's more money, so I have to consider my options. 547 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,080 I wanted to thank you again for what you've done. 548 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,430 So we, uh... 549 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,440 lost another good one. 550 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,770 I still believe in public schools. 551 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,790 {\an9}*Every day can't be the best day* 552 00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:18,500 {\an9}*Do what you can right now, don't hesitate* 553 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,950 {\an9}*That's why we try to make love and get paid* 554 00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:23,560 {\an9}*Take the bad with the good, now let's play...* 557 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:46,510 A B C A.B.C. 558 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,140 Avoid, Barricade, Confront. 559 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,460 If there is an active shooter situation, 560 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:58,720 your first line of defense is "A," Avoid the gunman. 561 00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:02,100 Where do you guys want this? 562 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:04,000 - What is it? - Alcohol. 563 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,780 Office at the end of the hall on the right. 564 00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:08,840 - Thanks. - You hear a gunshot. 565 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,440 You look out into the hall. You see a man with a gun. 566 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:14,580 Could be the shooter. Could be building security. 567 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,240 - You may think you know what's going on... - Lucca. 568 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,520 - ...but you don't. - There are two men here for you. 569 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,430 - Not yet. That's why you avoid. - Who? 570 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,670 FBI agents. 571 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:24,240 Liz, we couldn't hear that. Where are you? 572 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,520 I'm in the car. 573 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:27,870 Uh, what do they want? 574 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:28,610 They wouldn't say. 575 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,210 Why don't you hold your questions till the end. 576 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:31,520 - Okay. - All right? 577 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,520 "B," Barricade. 578 00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:36,810 You hear gunfire. 579 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,000 Uh, Marissa? 580 00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,540 You can stay here. 581 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,500 Gentlemen. 582 00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:42,810 May I help you? 583 00:25:42,810 --> 00:25:44,740 I'm Agent Boggs. This is Horvath. 584 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,320 We have a few questions to ask you. 585 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,320 Regarding? 586 00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:50,120 This is regarding your brother, Dominic Quinn. 587 00:25:58,450 --> 00:26:00,520 Uh, maybe we can meet alone, Ms. Quinn. 588 00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:02,820 Actually, this is my lawyer. 589 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:04,990 And I'd like her to stay. 590 00:26:06,290 --> 00:26:07,320 Marissa Gold. 591 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,990 When's the last time you saw your brother, Ms. Quinn? 592 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:12,370 Four years ago. What is this about? 593 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,060 Just some preliminary questions. 594 00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:16,250 You haven't seen him since he was released from Vackerville? 595 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,340 Vacaville. And no, not since then. 596 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,340 And who else does he know in Chicago? 597 00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:22,570 Why don't you tell me what this is about. 598 00:26:22,570 --> 00:26:24,070 We're not at liberty to say. 599 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:26,830 Has he retained any friendships from prison? 600 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,760 - I have no idea. - Has he written to you? 601 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,220 I think I'll call a halt to this, gentlemen, 602 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,060 as Lucca's lawyer. 603 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,870 It's an easy question, Ms. Quinn. 604 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,670 Tell me what it's about, 605 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:40,240 and I'll answer your question. 606 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,300 If he writes you again, Ms. Quinn, 607 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,540 please keep us informed. 608 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,090 He hasn't written me a first time, 609 00:26:47,090 --> 00:26:49,400 and I can't help you if you won't tell me anything. 610 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,840 If you change your mind, here's our card. 611 00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:53,650 It's not about changing my mind. 612 00:26:53,890 --> 00:26:55,020 What, he's appealing? 613 00:26:58,670 --> 00:26:59,590 Jay? 614 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:02,770 What's going on? 615 00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:04,990 I need help finding my fuck-up brother, 616 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,520 and I don't want other people to find out. Can you help me? 617 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,320 - What do you have? - Name. Social Security. 618 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,280 Some dummy e-mail addresses for his shady schemes. 619 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:15,580 Okay. I'll see what I can do. 620 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:17,000 How long do you think it will take you? 621 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:18,810 I wouldn't go anywhere. 622 00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:22,230 Jay, do you have a minute? 623 00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:23,400 {\an9}*Everything my clan do* 624 00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:25,420 {\an9}*Represent a brand-new step* 625 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,220 {\an9}*At least I ran a few government scandals* 626 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,260 {\an9}*Got the world spinning out of control* 627 00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,720 {\an9}*So, Angelo, I'm-a give 'em what I got in my soul* 628 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,650 {\an9}*Well, here we go* 629 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,910 {\an9}*And he a deified rap god* 630 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,870 {\an9}*Growing in the backyard* 631 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:40,030 {\an9}*I'm a conspiracy theorist* 632 00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,020 {\an9}*Must be these government plots* 633 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,360 Look what the cat dragged in. 634 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,650 {\an9}*That got 'em fearing these lyrics...* 635 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,830 What are you doing in Chicago? 636 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,560 Working. See? 637 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:49,680 How'd you find me? 638 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,670 Social Security number. 639 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,330 That's right. 640 00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:55,950 The benefits of a big firm. 641 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,810 Poor little Dominic. 642 00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:01,300 Never given the advantages of his big sister. 643 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,730 I didn't say that, did I? 644 00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:08,650 Stop digging up old battles, sis. 645 00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:12,300 The Feds came by my office today. 646 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:14,990 That's right. 647 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,000 Tell me about those old battles. 648 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,020 It has nothing to do with you. 649 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,180 Then why am I talking to the Feds, Dominic? 650 00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:26,160 I'll get Mom on the phone right now. 651 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,440 I'm being sued. 652 00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:33,860 For? 653 00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:35,420 An app I created. 654 00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:37,100 BigHouseLegal.Com. 655 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,760 They claim I'm practicing law without a license. 656 00:28:39,910 --> 00:28:40,460 It's bullshit. 657 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:41,980 So it's another one of your scams? 658 00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:44,430 It's not a scam. We're in depositions right now. 659 00:28:44,430 --> 00:28:45,830 They probably want old dirt on me. 660 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:46,900 What'd you tell them? 661 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:48,590 Who's representing you? 662 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:49,510 No one. 663 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,910 I'm representing myself. 664 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,700 Oh, dear God. 665 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,350 Yes, always the brother who fucks up. 666 00:28:56,350 --> 00:28:57,790 You know, you never feel good about yourself 667 00:28:57,790 --> 00:28:59,220 unless you can scold me. 668 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,100 Fuck you. 669 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:02,640 I'm going. 670 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:07,790 I didn't tell them anything. 671 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,190 They wanted to know if you still have friends in prison. 672 00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:14,900 They might be trying to expand their scope. 673 00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:17,330 Good luck. 674 00:29:22,890 --> 00:29:23,760 Lucca Quinn? 675 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,920 - Oh, no. - Yep. 676 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:28,720 I'm trying to be kinder with it these days. 677 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,420 You've just been served. 678 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,270 What's wrong? 679 00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:41,050 Nothing. 680 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,610 Family. 681 00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:47,290 You know I'm an expert on that. 682 00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:49,070 Good point. 683 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,380 I have a brother 684 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:53,450 who has held a grudge against me all his life. 685 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,340 I was the good student, 686 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:59,160 he was... hyper and hard to handle. 687 00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:02,310 He thought our parents liked me better. 688 00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:03,940 Did they? 689 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:06,430 Yes. 690 00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:10,180 So I was the one who got to go to college and law school, 691 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,600 and he went into the military 692 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,890 and then got arrested for selling marijuana. 693 00:30:15,670 --> 00:30:16,620 And now, 694 00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:19,480 I've been subpoenaed to testify against him 695 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,150 for some idiotic app of his called BigHouseLegal. 696 00:30:24,130 --> 00:30:26,650 Wait, BigHouseLegal.Com? 697 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,560 - I think so. Why? - I have a friend 698 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,380 at ACLU who was telling me about this. 699 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,340 He says it's great. 700 00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:33,540 Oh, no, that must be something else. 701 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,720 This is a scam. 702 00:30:35,780 --> 00:30:37,830 - Is that it? - Yeah. 703 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,560 My friend says it really gives inmates a voice. 704 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,350 What-what's he being sued for? 705 00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:46,470 Um, practicing law without a license. 706 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,050 And they want to shut it down? Too bad. 707 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,500 Maia. 708 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:51,850 You said you wanted a mentor? 709 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:53,190 Uh, yes, I do. 710 00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:54,650 Good. Let's go. 711 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,940 Hi. It's Lucca. 712 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,320 What are you doing? 713 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,710 What happened to all the furniture? 714 00:31:19,070 --> 00:31:20,060 It's temporary. 715 00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:22,150 We're having a party to show off the new offices. 716 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:23,580 Who are you here to see? 717 00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:26,040 Lucca Quinn. 718 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,770 Downstairs. Second door to the right. 719 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:29,380 Okay, great. Thanks. 720 00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:32,330 Wow, twice in one day. This is like my first communion. 721 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,590 The Department of Correction is suing you? 722 00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:35,110 Yeah. Why? 723 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,270 They want to bankrupt you. 724 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,010 I know. What do you need, sis? 725 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:39,110 - I looked at your site. - Okay. 726 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:42,110 So... It's good. It serves a purpose. 727 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,710 I wish I'd thought of it. 728 00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:46,010 Look, don't patronize me. 729 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:47,060 I'm not. Jesus. 730 00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:49,300 Can you not just take what I say at face value? 731 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,790 Are you surprised? 732 00:31:50,790 --> 00:31:51,740 The last time we talked, 733 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:53,350 you said to never call you. 734 00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:55,380 I wonder why. Because you stole money. 735 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,270 Because I needed bail money. 736 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:56,780 What you want to do, keep me in there? 737 00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:59,440 Whatever. Okay. Fine. It's past. 738 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,920 You can't represent yourself in a deposition. 739 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,220 You need a lawyer. 740 00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,590 Lucca, thanks. But you're being deposed, too, 741 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,580 - so I can't expect you... - No, not me. 742 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:10,060 Lucca, hi. I'm so sorry. 743 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,400 This place is so confusing. 744 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,070 You have to go upstairs to go downstairs? 745 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,870 I know. It's about security. 746 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,260 Um, Elsbeth, I want to introduce you to my brother, 747 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,200 Dominic. 748 00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:20,250 Your brother? 749 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:21,730 Oh, my God. Hi! 750 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,470 Uh, Dominic, this is Elsbeth Tascioni, 751 00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:27,270 one of the best lawyers I've ever met. 752 00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:29,880 Na-- aw. No, I am not. 753 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,060 I'm just... 754 00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:35,870 So, did you just move in here? 755 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:38,320 Yeah. 756 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,130 Um, the Department of Corrections 757 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,920 has brought a civil suit against Dominic 758 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,080 for a robo-lawyering app that he invented, 759 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,510 and we're both being deposed. 760 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:47,820 Robo-lawyering. 761 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,340 Really? What does that do? 762 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,430 It helps prison inmates sue for mistreatment. 763 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:59,210 I once spent a long weekend in prison, 764 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,930 and it was not pleasant, believe you me. 765 00:33:02,050 --> 00:33:05,060 No, wait, that was Niagara Falls. 766 00:33:05,230 --> 00:33:06,850 Yeah, that's right. 767 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,110 My honeymoon. 768 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:10,450 People say it's romantic, but... 769 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,010 Anyway, I'm ready to go if you want me. 770 00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:21,560 So, take me through this. 771 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,220 How does your website work? 772 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:29,970 Well, if you're in prison and you have a complaint-- 773 00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:31,620 no medical attention, 774 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,200 denial of television privileges, 775 00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,260 or even harassment by guards-- you log on, 776 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:39,080 and the website takes you through 50 to 80 questions 777 00:33:39,090 --> 00:33:40,880 to help narrow down your complaint. 778 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:42,850 Is that it? 779 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:43,820 No. 780 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:45,850 The site then offers advice 781 00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:47,470 as to which court to file your complaint 782 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:50,200 and will shoot out the paperwork for you. 783 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:53,230 Let me ask you, Mr. Quinn, have you attended law school? 784 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,120 No. 785 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,510 And are you licensed to practice law 786 00:33:57,510 --> 00:34:00,440 in any state or territory in the U.S.? 787 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,680 - No. - And yet, here you are giving legal advice online. 788 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,950 Is that a question, Mr. Schmidt? 789 00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:07,770 'Cause it sounded like a comment. 790 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,030 Just put a question mark on the end, ma'am. 791 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,400 I'm just helping to file paperwork. 792 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,420 They don't... 793 00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:17,700 they don't make it easy for cons. 794 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:18,950 I wonder why. 795 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:21,980 This guides inmates through the process, that's all. 796 00:34:22,430 --> 00:34:23,640 Never said I was a lawyer. 797 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,970 Mr. Quinn, I could say 798 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,250 I'm not a mugger, 799 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,210 but if I take your wallet 800 00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:28,600 at knifepoint, guess what? 801 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,240 That's a weird analogy. 802 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:31,830 Does anyone else find that weird? 803 00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:33,080 I'm finished for the moment. 804 00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:35,480 Mr. Quinn, do you know why 805 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,200 the Department of Correction is trying to stop your website? 806 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:41,300 My guess is they usually receive under 1,000 complaints 807 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,820 a year from convicts. 808 00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:45,560 With my site, they've received over 13,000. 809 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,840 Yes, it's called abuse of process, sir. 810 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,300 That's why we're suing. 811 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,020 It's a common law intentional tort. 812 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,260 You know, Mr. Schmidt, I like you. 813 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,500 I especially like the color of that tie, 814 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,340 but I don't really need to depose you. 815 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,670 'Cause I'm deposing Dominic. 816 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,130 Have you ever used WebMD? 817 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,250 Have... Yes. 818 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,980 And did you ever think it was your doctor? 819 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:09,940 No. No. 820 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:10,850 Yeah, the difference is 821 00:35:10,850 --> 00:35:13,500 there are actual doctors behind that site. 822 00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:17,120 just got a little... 823 00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,020 something here. 824 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,390 You really think I can sue? 825 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:25,590 - Are you kidding me? - What is this? 826 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:27,420 I come to this grocery store all the time. 827 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,920 They should have cleaned up that spill. 828 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,550 But how could I go about it? 829 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:32,200 I can help you fill out the paperwork. 830 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,730 Where to file, all that. 831 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:35,360 What'd you say your name was, hon? 832 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,490 - Mary Ann Daley. - Mr. Schmidt, 833 00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:40,930 do you employ a Mary Ann Daley at your law office? 834 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,240 come on. 835 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,260 She's your secretary, isn't she? 836 00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,880 And a real sweetheart. 837 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,070 Very nice. 838 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:50,640 Do you happen to know if she's a licensed attorney? 839 00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:53,900 I'm gonna take that as a "No." 840 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:57,290 Dominic, are you making any money from this site? 841 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,550 You don't tend to make money from inmates. 842 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:02,630 That's why they have so much trouble accessing lawyers. 843 00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,930 So why do you do it? 844 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,240 - I was in prison in California. - Yes. 845 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,430 We'll get to that later 846 00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:16,860 when I depose your sister tomorrow. 847 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,340 - Here. - Thanks. 848 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:29,890 - You were right about her. - Right? 849 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,010 That's some weird... 850 00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:34,080 savant stuff. 851 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:36,940 Nice dress. 852 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,060 Thanks. 853 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,040 I did think there'd be more people here, though. 854 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,760 Are you pregnant? 855 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:47,820 What? 856 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:51,000 You're not drinking. 857 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,700 You're carrying yourself different. 858 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,510 No, I'm... no, I'm not. 859 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:55,810 Yes, you are. 860 00:36:58,810 --> 00:37:00,140 Do Mom and Dad know? 861 00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:04,790 Who's the dad? 862 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:10,350 Someone out of the picture. 863 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,600 - Do you want him in the picture? - No. 864 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:14,430 So it wasn't planned? 865 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,860 - Can we just, uh, be a little quieter? - Okay. 866 00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:23,060 No. 867 00:37:24,730 --> 00:37:25,540 We broke up, 868 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:28,280 and then we got back together for one night. 869 00:37:29,970 --> 00:37:30,890 Does he know? 870 00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:31,800 No. 871 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:32,740 You gonna tell him? 872 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:34,540 No. 873 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,850 Well, that's kind of shitty, Lucca. 874 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:36,990 No, it isn't. 875 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,350 Telling him would be shitty. 876 00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,790 It's so weird, us talking about this. 877 00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,180 I haven't told anyone. 878 00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:47,630 You can't get rid of family. 879 00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:53,050 You can try but... they always come back. 880 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,960 You know, it was tough love. 881 00:37:57,850 --> 00:37:58,830 That's all. 882 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:01,010 Not lending you money. 883 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,590 I know. 884 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,680 I was an asshole. 885 00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:10,770 Yeah, but I was, too. 886 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,360 I have a good effect on you. 887 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:15,400 I soften you. 888 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,740 That's my fault. 889 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:22,320 You can be very hard. 890 00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:25,040 I've missed you, sis. 891 00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:26,170 I know. 892 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:29,830 Me, too. 893 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,510 Hormones are awful. 894 00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:38,250 Yeah. 895 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:39,890 Whiskey. Ice. 896 00:38:41,150 --> 00:38:42,890 What were you saying about me? 897 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,190 Excuse me? 898 00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:47,460 Well, you were pointing over here. 899 00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:53,260 How we're all, uh, lead characters in our own story, 900 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:56,070 and everybody else is a background player. 901 00:38:57,650 --> 00:39:00,310 Cartesian a posteriori knowledge. 902 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:04,320 Sorry, I was a philosophy major at NYU. 903 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:07,260 With a minor in bartending. 904 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,440 You have the best laugh. 905 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,520 Oh, well, thank you. 906 00:39:12,770 --> 00:39:14,110 Me, I have a terrible laugh. 907 00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:16,650 My laugh scares small children. 908 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:18,690 Okay, let's hear. 909 00:39:22,690 --> 00:39:23,980 Say something funny. 910 00:39:26,810 --> 00:39:29,030 What do you call 20 skydiving lawyers? 911 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,290 What? 912 00:39:31,430 --> 00:39:32,580 Skeet. 913 00:39:34,970 --> 00:39:36,900 Oh, God, that is terrible. 914 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:42,510 So what are you doing after this? 915 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,220 Why? 916 00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:48,420 Well, I am tear-gassing an alt-right meeting. 917 00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:50,610 Come on. Come on. 918 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:53,260 That-that laugh, it just cheers me up. 919 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:57,710 Yeah, well... Sorry. 920 00:39:58,090 --> 00:40:00,780 That is the perfect hand to hold a tear gas canister. 921 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,230 Among other things. 923 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,670 - Where you going? - Work. 924 00:40:39,710 --> 00:40:41,390 Don't go to work. 925 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:43,360 Nothing good comes of that. 926 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,630 I'll make money. 927 00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:46,010 You don't need money. 928 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:48,560 In two years, money will become outdated. 929 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,240 It'll all be barter. 930 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:52,120 Two years is a long time. 931 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,770 Call me. 932 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,280 No. 934 00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:15,660 Your brother has an extensive criminal past, doesn't he? 935 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:18,860 Depends on how you define "Extensive." 936 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:21,970 Well, he forged your name on checks, correct? 937 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,780 - Yes. - And he took out credit cards in your name? 938 00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:27,870 Yes. 939 00:41:27,870 --> 00:41:32,260 And did he borrow money he has not paid back? 940 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:33,100 No. 941 00:41:33,850 --> 00:41:35,480 I gifted him that money. 942 00:41:36,630 --> 00:41:37,690 As of when? 943 00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:39,930 Recently. 944 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,670 Yesterday? 945 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,730 Yes. 946 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:47,540 And were you given the chance to offer 947 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:50,910 character testimony at his trial for selling marijuana? 948 00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:52,800 Yes. 949 00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:57,790 But you did not... question mark. 950 00:41:57,790 --> 00:41:59,230 Okay. Let me say this. 951 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:02,330 My brother has struggled in his life. 952 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,270 He loved history. 953 00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:06,310 He was accepted at NYU. 954 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,700 But my parents didn't have the money to send him, 955 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,940 because they spent it on my education. 956 00:42:12,410 --> 00:42:14,720 So he had several years where he struggled. 957 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,220 And what you're asking about are those years. 958 00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:20,030 But he should be judged by what he's doing now, 959 00:42:20,030 --> 00:42:22,840 which is something compassionate and incredible. 960 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,330 Okay. 961 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:27,590 Nice speech. 962 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,600 Let's turn to his conviction in 2012. 963 00:42:31,610 --> 00:42:32,350 Objection. 964 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,080 None of this will be allowed in court. 965 00:42:34,090 --> 00:42:36,660 Maybe not civilly, but criminally. 966 00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:38,350 What are you talking about? 967 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,920 Barratry and champerty. 968 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:41,900 Incitement to vexing litigation. 969 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,820 Your history, Mr. Quinn, will come in very handy there 970 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,500 when the attorney general prosecutes you. 971 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,960 Why are you so afraid? 972 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:50,390 All I'm doing is bringing the law to the masses. 973 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,860 come on. 974 00:42:55,190 --> 00:42:57,310 Grow up, all three of you. 975 00:42:58,270 --> 00:42:59,620 I should let you win. 976 00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:00,900 Have you ever thought about what happens 977 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,720 if this website succeeds? 978 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,410 It replaces you. 979 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,450 And you. And me. 980 00:43:07,730 --> 00:43:09,050 I'm fighting for our jobs. 981 00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:11,930 I'm fighting so we're not replaced by robo-lawyers. 982 00:43:11,930 --> 00:43:12,950 And what are you doing? 983 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,680 You're saying we don't matter. 984 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,700 How much legal education do we have between us? 985 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:22,830 A decade in school, another 50 in experience? 986 00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:26,030 And you're arguing we can be replaced by a computer? 987 00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:28,200 Well, good luck with that. 988 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,660 But I'll line up with the humans. 989 00:43:31,030 --> 00:43:33,120 Now let's, again, 990 00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:36,610 turn to your brother's conviction in 2012. 991 00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:41,380 Carter, what are you doing here? 992 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:43,110 Here? I'm in depositions. 993 00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:44,610 Just heading out to get some air. 994 00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:46,660 - What case? - You didn't know? 995 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:48,780 Your firm is defending 996 00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:51,110 a self-help bot for prisoners. 997 00:43:51,910 --> 00:43:53,040 Hey, Diane. 998 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:55,440 Do you know about this bot case in depositions? 999 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:56,790 No. 1000 00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:58,970 Your associate, Lucca Quinn's brother is poised 1001 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,580 to make lawyers as expendable as travel agents. 1002 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:03,330 You're destroying us. 1003 00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:05,120 Sounds like a good idea. 1004 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,170 You need to get your house in order, Adrian. 1005 00:44:09,170 --> 00:44:10,880 This will be a disaster for defense lawyers. 1006 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,890 And last time I looked, 1007 00:44:11,890 --> 00:44:14,750 - you are a defense lawyer. - Yeah, let me get into it. 1008 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:15,810 Yeah, you'd better. 1009 00:44:15,810 --> 00:44:18,040 Before it's too late. 1010 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,020 Thank you for agreeing to testify, sir. 1011 00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:25,840 Would you call yourself an expert on the law? 1012 00:44:32,110 --> 00:44:32,970 Mr. Radosh. 1013 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:36,350 Your site, YourLawHelper.Com, 1014 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,860 it provides clients with legal forms, 1015 00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:42,420 templates for wills and contracts 1016 00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,860 - and even residential leases. - That's correct. 1017 00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:46,470 Why don't you get your pencil expert back? 1018 00:44:46,470 --> 00:44:48,080 I think he might be more relevant. 1019 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,240 Eraser expert. 1020 00:44:52,130 --> 00:44:54,610 People from all over the country use your service, 1021 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:57,180 but what you do isn't the practice of law, is it? 1022 00:44:57,180 --> 00:44:59,970 No. No. We don't tell people what forms to fill out, 1023 00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:01,070 they decide what they need, 1024 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,400 and we give them the forms they requested. 1025 00:45:02,410 --> 00:45:04,770 Because if you tell people what form to fill out, 1026 00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:06,020 that's the practice of law? 1027 00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,100 Yes. 1028 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,730 Mr. Radosh, do you recognize this language? 1029 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,740 "This legal document service 1030 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:16,130 is no substitute for the advice of an attorney." 1031 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,830 Yes. That's the disclaimer we use on YourLawHelper.Com 1032 00:45:18,830 --> 00:45:21,000 so people know we're not a substitute for a lawyer. 1033 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,830 Actually, it's the language 1034 00:45:22,830 --> 00:45:25,720 BigHouseLegal uses to tell its customers 1035 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,310 the site is no substitute for a lawyer. 1036 00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:30,470 Yeah. 1037 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,770 And has your website been sued, Mr. Radosh? 1038 00:45:34,770 --> 00:45:38,240 Yes, many times for practicing law without a license, 1039 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,710 but we've prevailed in every suit. 1040 00:45:41,190 --> 00:45:42,550 Thank you. 1041 00:45:42,550 --> 00:45:43,930 And do you know the difference 1042 00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:46,530 between an ivory eraser and a number two? 1043 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,490 That was a joke. 1044 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,230 Apologies. 1045 00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:57,750 Lucca, can we have a minute? 1046 00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:01,090 I've just been brought up to speed with what's going on here. 1047 00:46:02,230 --> 00:46:04,790 Can I ask what the fee arrangements are? 1048 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,770 Mine? 1049 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,570 My retainer's $50,000. 1050 00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:10,510 You told me she was doing it pro bono. 1051 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,350 See, here's what I'd like to propose: 1052 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,650 Dominic, I checked out your site. 1053 00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:16,070 It's a great start. 1054 00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:18,010 I want to purchase it. 1055 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:20,330 $50,000 for the website 1056 00:46:20,330 --> 00:46:22,490 -and we'll pay your legal expenses. - Hold on. 1057 00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:23,650 You'd buy my website? 1058 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,530 Bot, app, all of it... 1059 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,090 and the copyright for your software. 1060 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,080 Which, 1061 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,280 by the way, because there'd be lawyers operating it, 1062 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,070 would get around any future prosecution 1063 00:46:35,070 --> 00:46:36,850 for practicing law without a license. 1064 00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:40,020 Yeah, but how will you feel about letting go? 1065 00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:42,850 Okay, look. 1066 00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:47,020 Are you committed to providing incarcerated people 1067 00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:48,950 with the means for redress of their grievances? 1068 00:46:48,950 --> 00:46:51,110 This firm's been representing incarcerated people 1069 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,790 - since its founding. - Yeah, right. 1070 00:46:53,330 --> 00:46:55,280 But are you committed to maintaining my site 1071 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,110 so that incarcerated people can represent themselves? 1072 00:46:58,110 --> 00:46:58,830 No. 1073 00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:02,770 Once we purchase it, it will cease to exist. 1074 00:47:04,170 --> 00:47:07,840 Oh, Mr. Boseman, he's never gonna agree to that. 1075 00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:12,190 Yeah. 1076 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:16,710 Can you go to 100? 1077 00:47:25,380 --> 00:47:26,360 Thank you. 1078 00:47:27,310 --> 00:47:28,260 I don't know. 1079 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,540 Are you sure about this? 1080 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,500 No, but... it's money. 1081 00:47:34,510 --> 00:47:37,810 And it'll help me start the next thing, right? 1082 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,190 Yeah. 1083 00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:43,910 Don't be a stranger. 1084 00:47:43,910 --> 00:47:44,850 You either. 1085 00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:49,570 Oh, and, uh, you want to be the godfather? 1086 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,720 Fuck, yes. 1087 00:47:54,590 --> 00:47:55,650 You tell me when. 1088 00:47:57,970 --> 00:47:58,750 Bye. 1089 00:48:04,230 --> 00:48:05,370 Want to play some? 1090 00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:08,910 Yeah. 1091 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:24,820 Wait. 1092 00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:26,680 W-W-Wait. Can you hold the door? 1093 00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:36,110 Thanks. 1094 00:48:39,330 --> 00:48:40,990 Hey, thanks for the eraser guy. 1095 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:41,970 No problem. 1096 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:55,000 I couldn't do another horrible video thing 1097 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,340 or a cell phone call. 1098 00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:05,360 - I'm sorry. - What's wrong? 1099 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,590 I'm just so sorry. 1100 00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:09,890 For...? 1101 00:49:12,070 --> 00:49:13,810 I'm afraid if I tell you, 1102 00:49:14,350 --> 00:49:16,110 you won't want to see me again. 1103 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:19,270 I don't think that's possible. 1104 00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:22,170 I think it is. 1105 00:49:30,690 --> 00:49:32,010 Diane, what is it? 1106 00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:37,170 I... 1107 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:40,990 I... 1108 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,820 I scheduled work this weekend. 1109 00:49:45,070 --> 00:49:47,860 And I, I didn't think you would be here. 1110 00:49:57,420 --> 00:49:58,450 It's okay. 1111 00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,520 I'll see you tonight. 1112 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,630 I, uh... 1113 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:10,090 I just wanted to say i'm done with this separation. 1114 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,280 I think we should move in together again.