1 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,425 [Julie] It makes total sense. 2 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:14,431 Coop and Sam run into each other at a bar, or at a party, a barbecue. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,475 They've both been cheated on. 4 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,560 He's hot. She's hot. 5 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,854 They're both lonely, they're both drunk. 6 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,773 [chuckles] Low-hanging fruit. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,527 The only surprise would be if they didn't start fucking. 8 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,364 So then time goes by. I don't know. Three months, six months. 9 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,284 They keep it quiet 'cause, you know, Mel and Paul and everyone else. 10 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,828 But then Paul finds out about it. 11 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,916 He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him. 12 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,460 Self-defense. Crime of passion. Something… 13 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,628 [Maggie] That's ridiculous. 14 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:48,173 Unless someone shows me incontrovertible evidence, 15 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,425 I just won't believe that Coop's a murderer. 16 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,636 I mean, come on, we've all known him for years. 17 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,014 Yeah, but somehow none of us knew about him and Sam hooking up, right? 18 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,140 I'm just saying. 19 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,309 We don't know everything there is to know about Coop. 20 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,019 [Grace] Or Sam, apparently. 21 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,980 Paul's been cheating on her for years. 22 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,191 He's being a bastard about the divorce. Maybe she just snapped and killed him. 23 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,194 Or, most likely, someone unrelated. 24 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,280 I mean, who knows what Paul may have been into? 25 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,490 Sam was up in Boston with her parents when it happened. 26 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,325 I'm sure the police checked her alibi. 27 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,493 Grace, did you speak to Mel? 28 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,537 Left her a voicemail. Been tied up. 29 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,248 Oh, my God. That's right. How's Barney doing? 30 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:25,335 Well, he's home, which is good. I guess. 31 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,714 [groans] Dislocated shoulder, cracked rib, now this. 32 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,799 I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity. 33 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:31,925 [chuckles] 34 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,386 Is anyone else noticing an uptick in violence around here? 35 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,345 I mean, what the hell? 36 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,972 I spoke to Mel last night. 37 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,017 She's pissed at him but she's also pretty sure that he's innocent. 38 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,102 He's the father of her children. Of course she is. 39 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,687 He didn't look innocent when they arrested him. 40 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,272 No one looks innocent in handcuffs. 41 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,901 Like I said, it could've been someone else entirely. Or a mistake. 42 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,360 Murder is always a mistake. 43 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,155 One should not do anything one cannot talk about after dinner. 44 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:54,948 Oscar Wilde said that. 45 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,116 [chuckles] What? 46 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,243 [chuckles] I'm telling you. 47 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,455 Paul walked in on them, things got heated. Bam. 48 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,874 Paul's got his skanky waitress. Why would he care? 49 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,793 Men are territorial. Bro code. Whatever. 50 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,670 So your theory is that Coop is having sex with Sam in her house, 51 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,591 not at all deterred by the fact that she's 200 miles away. 52 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,178 And while they're defying the laws of physics with this long-distance fuck-fest, 53 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,181 Paul, who no longer lives there, nevertheless walks in on them. 54 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,099 And in this scenario you've concocted, 55 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,268 Coop, who has never shot a gun in his life, 56 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:28,357 has a gun that he has never owned on him or near him since he's… [chuckles] 57 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,943 - …ostensibly not wearing any pants. - I'm not saying I have all the answers. 58 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,653 They were fuck buddies. 59 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,905 You don't kill over a fuck buddy. 60 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,406 You don't know that it wasn't more than that. 61 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,075 Coop is not in love with Samantha Levitt. 62 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,409 How do you know? 63 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,453 Because he's still in love with Mel. 64 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,538 Mmm. 65 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:47,292 If Coop was gonna kill anyone, he would've killed Nick a long time ago, 66 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,585 but he didn't. You know why? 67 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,754 - Because Coop's not a murderer. - [stammers] 68 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,382 This whole situation is just beyond. 69 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:58,220 He just stood there at the memorial service, 70 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,430 like everything was perfectly fine. 71 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,932 Because he didn't do it. 72 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:02,850 [Suzanne] Of course. 73 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,479 Or he's a sociopath. 74 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:10,983 [stammers] Okay. Suz, really? What the… I… 75 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,903 So, are we still going to the Miller's cancer gala? 76 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,864 - Absolutely. Oh, of course. - Yeah. 77 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,324 [theme song playing] 78 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,119 [sighs] 79 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,880 [sighs] 80 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:01,927 [sighs] 81 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:22,281 [indistinct whispering] 82 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,844 [judge, distorted] Mr. Cooper. 83 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,180 Mr. Cooper. 84 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,724 [normal] Andrew Cooper. 85 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,934 [clears throat] Yes, Your Honor. 86 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,729 You've had the opportunity to confer with your attorney, 87 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,272 and you understand the charges against you? 88 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,231 Yes, Your Honor. 89 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,816 And you're entering a plea of not guilty. 90 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,610 - Yes, Your Honor. - So recorded. 91 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,071 Lawyers, see my clerk next door to confirm the trial date. 92 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,490 Bail is set at $250,000. 93 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,893 So, what happens now? 94 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:36,021 Judge Wood will give us a month or so for discovery before we go to trial. 95 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,982 The prosecutor's a lightweight. There'll probably be a deal to be made. 96 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,025 I don't want a deal. 97 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,068 Suit yourself. 98 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,237 - I didn't kill him, Kat. - I didn't ask. 99 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,947 Well, why the fuck not? 100 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,200 Can you give us a minute? 101 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,374 Why didn't you ask? Why? 102 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,500 Because it doesn't matter. 103 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,877 I'm a setup, okay? 104 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,963 I'm telling you. A lot of people hated Paul. 105 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,799 It could've been Sam, it could've been anyone who found out we were involved. 106 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,552 I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat. 107 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,053 That's not how cases are won in real life. 108 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,513 - Then how? - Well, traditionally, 109 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,014 not by blackmailing your attorney. 110 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:16,103 [sighs] Look, we chip away at their case, attacking them on procedure, 111 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,689 chain of evidence, witness credibility, expert testimony, 112 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,149 and if we do it well, we establish reasonable doubt. 113 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,776 And you think you can do all that? 114 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,653 The gun in your car is gonna be tricky. 115 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,029 Kat. 116 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,698 I don't lose, Coop. 117 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,661 [sighs] Your bail's been sorted out. 118 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,997 I'll have preliminary discovery by Thursday. 119 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,624 In the meantime, for God's sake, try to stay out of trouble. 120 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,276 Any way I can get the car that goes with these? 121 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,877 [Ron] Andy. 122 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,052 Thanks, Dad. 123 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,658 Oh… [clears throat] …here. 124 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,493 I thought you might be hungry. 125 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,495 Made you a turkey sandwich. 126 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:01,959 I'm not sure what you eat these days, but that used to be your favorite. 127 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,257 [sighs] 128 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,595 It's gonna be okay. 129 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,556 Dad, I'm not sure that it is. 130 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,230 [sighs] Well, let's get you home. 131 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,942 You look like you could use a shower and a nap. 132 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,237 Just drop me off at Mel's. 133 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,378 You want me to wait? 134 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,963 No. I'll be fine. 135 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,133 Hey, where did you get the money for the bail? 136 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,217 My IRA. 137 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:56,597 Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes. 138 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,515 It is what it is. 139 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,227 All right. Well, I'll pay you back. 140 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:06,815 Hey. I'd say you got bigger fish to fry. 141 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:07,774 [sighs] 142 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,206 [knocking] 143 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:35,886 What are you doing here? 144 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:36,970 It's Tuesday. 145 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,851 Come on, Mel. I just wanna talk to the kids. 146 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,103 - About what? - I don't know. 147 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,522 To maybe ask how school's going. 148 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,649 Maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer. 149 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,318 - Come on, Mel. You know me. - Come on? 150 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,237 You know I wouldn't do anything like this. 151 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,488 I don't know anything. 152 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,700 I don't what you been up to. I don't know who you're fucking. 153 00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,952 - I don't know why… - Seriously? 154 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,455 …a few days ago your kids and I watched you get beaten half to death. 155 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,416 All I know is you've been arrested for murder. 156 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,921 [chuckles] So until I know something different, 157 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,090 I don't want you around them. 158 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,466 You've put them through enough. 159 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,059 [breathes shakily] 160 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,357 [Coop] This was once my house. 161 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,112 - This was once my entire world. - [chattering] 162 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:40,909 It was amazing really, 163 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:44,162 the infinite amount of times the same damn thing could break your heart. 164 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,586 Hello? 165 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,753 Hello? 166 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,173 Oh. Uh, you're back early. 167 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,011 Um, I thought that if I just pushed it into piles, it would look cleaner, 168 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:03,348 but then I found some old records, and… Yeah, it's a lot. 169 00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,310 How you feeling? 170 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,937 Like I just spent the night in jail. How about you? 171 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,398 [chuckles] You know, same old, same old. 172 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:16,278 Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags and start cleaning up. 173 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:17,779 Okay. 174 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,073 Uh, we should probably start in the basement 175 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,658 'cause the cops really fucked it up. 176 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:38,884 [sighs] 177 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,804 [Coop] If the cops had found the money, it would've come up in the interrogation. 178 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,309 I didn't have time to contemplate the irony of getting robbed. 179 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,353 I just wanted my money back. 180 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,732 Hey. Where is she? 181 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,360 - She's busy. Hey! - Lu! Lu! 182 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,528 She don't wanna see you, man. 183 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,862 Do I look like I give a shit? 184 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:00,906 Are you fucking kidding me? 185 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:01,990 [grunts] Come on. 186 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,243 - Come on! Come on. - Yeah? 187 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,827 - What are you gonna do with that? - [grunts] 188 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,371 Put it down, Coop. 189 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,999 Come inside. We'll talk like people. 190 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,836 - Here. - [door buzzes] 191 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,425 I got five minutes. 192 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,720 - I got a meat stew on the stove. - Did you rob me? 193 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,765 [speaks Hungarian] 194 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,017 I don't rob people. 195 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,688 I sit here in my chair and people like you bring me things. 196 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,189 Well, my money is gone. 197 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,942 [scoffs] You're in a cash business. It happens. 198 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:42,322 - Christian? - Christian took his pound of flesh. 199 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,533 - You told him where to find me. - Yes, I did. 200 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,536 - [sighs] - After I talked him out of killing you. 201 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,121 Which was what was gonna happen. 202 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,540 From what I can see, you got off light. 203 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,625 - You could've warned me. - I did. 204 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:57,462 I told you no art, but you only hear what you wanna hear. 205 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,423 There are rules to this game. 206 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,091 You need to learn them. 207 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,343 You disrespected Christian. 208 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,012 He responded. 209 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,722 Action, reaction. 210 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,432 The slate is clean. He'll do business now, 211 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,268 but from what I hear, you've got bigger problems. 212 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:16,190 And just when you were starting to show some real promise. 213 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,734 [sniffs] 214 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,444 My stew's burning. 215 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,487 Hey, I didn't kill anyone. 216 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,075 That just makes it even more pathetic. 217 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:29,995 Don't come back here. 218 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,044 [door buzzes] 219 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,562 [mutters indistinctly] 220 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:06,865 Mmm. 221 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,001 {\an8}[chuckles] 222 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:24,925 Oh. 223 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,474 No. 224 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,276 {\an8}[scoffs] 225 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,217 Hey. You okay? 226 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:15,392 I just feel like we just stopped getting stared at from us being a thing. 227 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,476 And now this. 228 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,603 Hold your head up. 229 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,229 You didn't do anything wrong. 230 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,691 I feel like I shouldn't have sent them to school. 231 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,526 Well, you didn't send them. They went. 232 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,986 This is a coffee shop. 233 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,280 Imagine what it feels like in high school. 234 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,283 I'm gonna tell them they can come home. 235 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,785 [stammers] If they need to come home, they'll come home. 236 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,414 [sighs] 237 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,256 Ah, you know, it's taking too long. Come on, let's go down to Phil's. 238 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,591 We're almost there. 239 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,344 Then we'll wait another ten minutes for the damn coffee. Come on, let's go. 240 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,596 - [speaks indistinctly] - Yeah, I appreciate that. 241 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,473 - She's here. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 242 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,850 [Samantha] Um, I'll see you guys later. 243 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,438 I just… 244 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,276 I don't even know how to begin to unravel this. 245 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,944 I just… I know that it's complicated but I-- 246 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,070 Is it complicated? 247 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,740 - Yeah. - You fuck Coop. 248 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,825 I fuck Nick. 249 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,536 Maybe you should fuck Nick and I can fuck somebody else… 250 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,871 - That's your takeaway from all of this? - …since that's what we do here. 251 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,705 Mel, Coop killed my husband. 252 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:20,832 He didn't kill anybody. 253 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,125 You don't know. 254 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,585 He's been in a really dark place. 255 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,422 Fucking my ex-husband doesn't make you some kind of expert on him. 256 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,550 I understand this is hard for you to accept, 257 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,968 but Coop and I were very close. 258 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,386 - Yeah? - Yeah. 259 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:36,098 Well, I just slept with him so maybe you weren't quite as close as you think. 260 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,559 - [stammers] I'm sorry, what? - Glass houses, Nick. 261 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,394 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 262 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,230 - So why are you so angry at me then? - Unbelievable. [scoffs] 263 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,982 What? You lied to me! 264 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,567 I was scared to tell you. 265 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,068 - There's a difference. - There's a reason 266 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,820 - you were scared to tell me. - Can we talk somewhere else? 267 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,405 Why were you scared to tell me? 268 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,866 Mel. I am still your friend. 269 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,993 You're not my friend. You're a gold-digging widow 270 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,453 who's trying to milk every last drop of sympathy 271 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,080 over a dead husband you fucking hated. 272 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,081 - [grunts] - [people gasp] 273 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,082 [patron] Oh, shit. 274 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,209 - [people gasp] - No, Mel. 275 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,045 - Fuck you! - Mel, stop, please. 276 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,047 [grunting] 277 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,094 - Nick. - Fuck you, Mel. 278 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:25,731 Door? 279 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,152 You're my ride. 280 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,654 Call Coop. 281 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,451 [tires screeching] 282 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,914 [breathing heavily] 283 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,716 What? What are they looking at? 284 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:54,760 What? Is it my dad? 285 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,056 No. It's your mom. 286 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,477 [Mel] …sympathy over a dead husband you fucking hated. 287 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,229 - [Samantha grunts] - Oh, shit. 288 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:07,606 - [grunts] - [Nick] No, Mel. 289 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,566 - [Mel] Fuck you. - [Nick] Mel. 290 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,526 [Mel grunts] 291 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,111 [music playing] 292 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,009 You saw the video? 293 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:37,636 Yeah. 294 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,890 My dad's out on bail, 295 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,102 my mom's throwing down in coffee shops. 296 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,981 Well, on the plus side, you're gonna have a killer college essay. 297 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,778 If it's any consolation, 298 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,198 everyone's parents are fucked up to one degree or another. 299 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,785 But the thing is, you're not. 300 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,205 Have you met me? 301 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,165 [chuckles] 302 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,755 [stammers] Sorry. I thought you were… 303 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,132 [chuckles] Idiot. 304 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,487 Ali. What the hell? 305 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,698 Uh. I was cleaning and I found this. 306 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,700 It's yours. 307 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,286 I thought I'd drop it off to you. 308 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,830 You've had that for, like, 15 years. 309 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,707 Yeah. 310 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,250 And I also thought we could talk. 311 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,795 We can't. Not here. Just call me. 312 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,380 I-I have been calling. 313 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,007 And texting. 314 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,217 [sighs] 315 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,718 Ali, I have a family. 316 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,929 I can't just talk whenever I want to. 317 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,139 You're putting me in a really uncomfortable position. 318 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,643 Well, um, 319 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,020 do you want your record back? 320 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:11,480 What? 321 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,607 No, keep the fucking record. Just… 322 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:15,734 I'll call you. 323 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:17,819 But don't come back here again. 324 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,577 [sighs] 325 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,015 Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? 326 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,934 That's right, Matrix! You did! 327 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:49,977 I lied. 328 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,980 [actor 1 screaming on TV] 329 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,566 [knocks on door] 330 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,025 [actor 2] So, now you don't have a car? 331 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,028 - [sighs] - [knocking on door continues] 332 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,868 [Coop sighs] 333 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,912 Oh, Nick. What are you doing here? [grunts] 334 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:12,332 Like every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life. 335 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,294 - What the fuck is wrong with them? - Yeah. 336 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,589 It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up. 337 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,049 But I'm not. That's my point. 338 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,385 I still need them to be my goddamn parents. 339 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,598 It sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job. 340 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,601 And fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty. 341 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,896 My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus! 342 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,526 - What? - What? 343 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:41,820 - What? - He didn't do it. 344 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,240 It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way 345 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:46,950 but you can't actually know that, right? 346 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:47,951 I know my father. 347 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,745 I just think it's important for you to understand 348 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:53,165 why some people might believe he did it. 349 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,167 He was fucking the guy's wife. 350 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,960 Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking? 351 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,838 The cops wouldn't have arrested a rich white guy like your dad unless 352 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,798 - they had some evidence to back it up. - You cannot be serious. 353 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,593 Plus, he does have a history of violence. 354 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:05,844 He's not violent at all. 355 00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:09,139 [chuckles] He punched me in the dick. 356 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,183 [sighs] 357 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:12,684 You're unbelievable. 358 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:14,686 Come on. 359 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,522 - Hey, he's your father. - Get out of my way. 360 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:20,776 You have his back, I have yours. Trust me. 361 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,945 Yeah, trust the college guy dating a high school girl. 362 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,613 - Get out of my way. - Tori, just quit being a drama queen-- 363 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,031 [grunting, groaning] 364 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,632 - [sighs] Hi. For Tori? - Yep. 365 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:55,102 [crying] 366 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:07,906 Hey, man, I'm sorry about your face. 367 00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:11,535 It's all right. It's entirely possible I deserved it. 368 00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:13,412 Yeah. 369 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,581 [knocks on door] 370 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,458 It's open! 371 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,127 [door opens, closes] 372 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,298 Nick, what are you doing here? 373 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,050 I came to punch Coop in the face. 374 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,468 Ah. You and me both. 375 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:31,972 No. Bullshit. That's your good arm in the sling. 376 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:34,099 Like I'd waste my good arm on you. 377 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,313 Gentlemen, things being what they are, 378 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:43,192 I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered. 379 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:14,431 - Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable. - [clubber laughing] 380 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,062 This happens everywhere we go. 381 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,981 Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood? 382 00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:23,899 That is why. 383 00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:26,777 - So you guys, uh, talk things out? - Not at all. 384 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,946 But I'm a little short on friends these days. 385 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,697 Maybe stop getting them hit by cars. 386 00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:39,831 I gotta say, the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin. 387 00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:41,625 Okay. Excuse me. 388 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,709 All right, fellas. 389 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,294 - Uh-oh. - Here we go. 390 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:45,671 - Oh. - These are from them. 391 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,214 - Thank you, ladies. - [Barney] Hello, ladies. 392 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,507 Hello. Thank you. 393 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,801 Lift 'em high and drain 'em dry. 394 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,135 All right. Here we go. 395 00:25:53,262 --> 00:25:54,930 - Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 396 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,181 Mmm. Decent. 397 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:58,559 Hey B, you tell Coop about the pool? 398 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:00,435 No. 399 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:02,938 - Sorry, what's this? - It's gonna sound worse than it is. 400 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,731 - There's a Coop conviction pool. - Wow. 401 00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:07,359 Actually, now that he says it out loud, it sounds pretty fucking bad. 402 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,403 Okay. What's the action? 403 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,822 I don't know. You're my friend. I stayed out of it. 404 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,408 - Barney? - What? Well, I'm with Nick. 405 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,328 - Fine, but I took innocent. - [Coop chuckles] There it is. 406 00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:19,955 Though I parlayed it with reasonable doubt. 407 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,332 - Smart play. - Jules has you down for murder one. 408 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,084 - Jesus. - [chuckles] Ooh, lady's got balls. 409 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:27,754 - Coop. I don't believe it. - Oh, my God. 410 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:28,797 Look what the cat dragged in. 411 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:31,175 Hey, Coop. So great to see ya. 412 00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:32,176 How you doing? 413 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,886 Holy shit. You're Nick Brandes. 414 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:36,054 - I am. - Uh, Toby and Josh used to work for me. 415 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:38,307 And the place has become a shit show without you, man. 416 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,808 Oh, come on. That can't be true. 417 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:41,143 No, he's fucking serious, man. 418 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,312 I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning. 419 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,605 The Swiss are threatening to pull out. 420 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:45,522 - Is that right? - Totally. 421 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,524 Jack is losing his shit over it. 422 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:48,775 Dude, this is awesome. 423 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,068 I wore your number in college. 424 00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,029 - Yeah, you played? - Yeah, D3, man. 425 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,488 [stammers] I'm very, very white. 426 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:56,909 But I bought two of your fucking toilets. Changed my life. 427 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:59,786 - Oh… [chuckles] …my man. - [laughs] 428 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:02,372 Can we get a waiter over here? We're buying these motherfuckers 429 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,457 - some drinks. - Guys. 430 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,833 - Keep it coming-- - Hey, hey, hey! 431 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:09,588 I take it from your general demeanor, you boys are on cocaine? 432 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,008 [sighs] 433 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,678 Yeah, that's, uh, that's the good stuff. 434 00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:19,515 I mean, I think I could get past the fact that she cheated on me, 435 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:23,310 but it's almost as if she's angry at me that she cheated, you know what I mean? 436 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:24,561 [patrons] Oh. Yeah. 437 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:27,523 [sniffs] Oh. Hey, did you get those murder charges cleared up yet, man? 438 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,149 I'm working on it. 439 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,360 [chuckles] Evan here, he did, uh, six months for tax evasion. 440 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:33,654 It was nine months and fucking worth it. 441 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,823 It was in Otisville which is basically like a fucking summer camp. 442 00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:38,534 Yeah, I worked on my tennis game 443 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,953 and came out with some serious fucking contacts. 444 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:43,455 Nothing but whales up there. I'm doing deals with three of them now. 445 00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:46,416 Fuck, yeah, Coop. You should go to Otisville, man. 446 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,544 Yeah. Or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal. 447 00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:52,005 [exhales sharply] This is the best I've felt in ages. 448 00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:54,675 - [chuckles] - Hey, buddy. Take it easy there. 449 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:56,218 [Barney] Ah, take it easy? No, no. 450 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,012 There's no taking it easy. 451 00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,431 [exhales sharply] I'm back. 452 00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:02,808 Okay. 453 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:06,144 [singsongy] Choi boy's back, Choi boy's back, 454 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:08,355 Choi boy's back back again. 455 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,773 Choi boy's back-- Oh! 456 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:12,442 Shit, Barney. 457 00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,278 Buddy? 458 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:15,737 Ow. 459 00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:18,490 - [music playing] - [clubber cheering] 460 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:39,595 [laughs] 461 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:10,250 [whooping] 462 00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:13,128 [sniffs] Ah! 463 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,213 [exclaims] 464 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:49,706 [engine rumbling] 465 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,835 [cheering, laughing] 466 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:13,188 [trickling] 467 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:25,993 So, this whole murder thing. 468 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:30,831 - Yeah? - I gotta say, I-I didn't see it coming. 469 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,752 You, uh, think you're gonna beat it? 470 00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:44,386 Barney. [sighs] 471 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,471 We are shit-faced on a golf course 472 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:47,514 - at midnight… - Mmm. 473 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:51,727 …so why don't you ask me what you wanna ask me. 474 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,812 Because I don't wanna ask you. 475 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:57,232 And here's the scary thing. 476 00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:00,986 [sighs] I don't know that I really care. 477 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,658 - So if you did do it… - Okay, I didn't kill him. 478 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:08,952 Okay. [inhales sharply] Okay, that's good. 479 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,038 [exhales sharply] That's good. 480 00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:16,043 But, let the record show, I didn't ask. 481 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,468 Are you scared? 482 00:31:25,928 --> 00:31:29,389 That's a stupid question, I'm sorry. 483 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:34,895 How's the renovation going? 484 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:38,941 Well, I almost burned it down the other night. 485 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,443 Are you in trouble on it? What? 486 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,321 I honestly can't tell. 487 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:47,407 We've got rooms in this house we've never even used. 488 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:48,700 Now we're building more. 489 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:52,496 [sniffs] Grace spends too much. 490 00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:56,333 I spend too much. It's like a bodily function at this point. 491 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:59,628 We eat, we drink, we buy all this shit. 492 00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:02,005 Then we talk about the shit we bought, 493 00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:04,466 and then we talk about other shit we're gonna buy, 494 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:05,884 and then we go buy that. 495 00:32:10,848 --> 00:32:12,599 Sometimes I just walk around the house and I… 496 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:18,564 I just look at the sheer volume of shit we have and it fucking mystifies me. 497 00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:21,984 I mean, when did we become these people, you know, like when did… 498 00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:26,530 [inhales sharply] …when did our lives get so empty… 499 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:32,202 that we have to constantly stuff them full of all this shit. 500 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,002 I don't know what happened to me. 501 00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,461 I don't think any of us do, buddy. 502 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,011 Something's going on with you. You don't have to tell me what. 503 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:56,268 But I just wanted you to know, that I know. 504 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,022 I don't know what I know. 505 00:33:03,442 --> 00:33:05,694 - But I know. - [inhales deeply] 506 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:07,404 Something happened to me, man. 507 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,407 I don't even know if I can explain it. It's… 508 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:13,702 I got fired and, uh, and, uh, and the ground just shifted. 509 00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:19,750 Everything I thought I knew, that was solid, fucking permanent just… 510 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,044 [stutters] I don't know. 511 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:24,171 I don't know. 512 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:26,632 I was wrong about all the rules. 513 00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:29,426 It turns out there are no rules. 514 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,309 So anyway, I've been breaking into people's houses 515 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:38,519 and stealing stuff from them. 516 00:34:02,084 --> 00:34:04,253 Oh, fuck. My car. 517 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:05,754 Where is it? 518 00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:07,589 It's impounded. 519 00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:09,591 I have to go see Kat in the city today. 520 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:12,511 Oh, that's cool. I'll send Wally back for you after he drops me off. 521 00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:15,097 [Coop] You sure? 522 00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:16,431 [Nick] Wally, you good working today? 523 00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:18,891 - Yeah, you got it, Nick. - Problem solved. 524 00:34:18,976 --> 00:34:20,018 God bless you. 525 00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,478 All right, fellas. [sighs] 526 00:34:24,022 --> 00:34:27,400 Thank you. Last night was something. 527 00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:29,570 - [laughing] - Yeah. Let's never do it again. 528 00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:31,989 [sighs] 529 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,431 [Coop] When Hunter was four-years-old, 530 00:34:57,514 --> 00:34:59,808 he would come running into our bedroom in the middle of the night, 531 00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:02,060 terrified by whatever demons four-year-olds come up with 532 00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:03,187 in their dreams. 533 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:07,441 I'd pull him into bed with me and he'd fall asleep in my arms. 534 00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:11,403 That was all it took to make him feel safe. 535 00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:14,114 It gets harder when they get older, 536 00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:16,241 to protect them from all the things that might scare them 537 00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:17,451 or hurt them in any way. 538 00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:20,329 But you never stop trying. 539 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:24,291 And then one day you realize the thing that's hurting them is you. 540 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,209 [sighs] 541 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:26,960 What the hell happened to you? 542 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,129 [sighs, chuckles] 543 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:32,382 It was a long night. 544 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:35,844 You know, I… 545 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,138 I came by to see you yesterday. 546 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,348 Mom told me. 547 00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:40,641 Well, that was nice of her. 548 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:43,018 It would have been nicer if she let you in. 549 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,394 Look, she's just… 550 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,233 she's just doing what she thinks is best, you know? 551 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:54,446 But hey, pal. 552 00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:55,906 I wanna tell you I'm sorry. 553 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:58,283 For all this nonsense. 554 00:35:58,367 --> 00:36:02,704 First the divorce and now this mess. 555 00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:03,664 [sighs] 556 00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:05,916 I never wanted any of this to happen. 557 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:07,793 But I know that doesn't make it any easier on you, 558 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:11,421 so I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 559 00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:14,967 Dad. Are you going to jail? 560 00:36:16,802 --> 00:36:18,220 Okay, Hunter. 561 00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:20,514 This is important. 562 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,392 Whatever else happens I need you to hear this, okay? 563 00:36:24,101 --> 00:36:28,689 I did not kill Paul. I had nothing to do with that. 564 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:29,690 I know you didn't. 565 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:32,568 That's why I came here to tell you that. 566 00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:35,404 I appreciate that. 567 00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:42,536 So I'm not going to go to jail for something I didn't do. 568 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:44,162 All right? 569 00:36:44,705 --> 00:36:47,499 Now, I have a meeting today with Kat Resnick, 570 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,960 who is the best at what she does. 571 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,464 And we're gonna figure this out. Okay? 572 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:56,800 [sighs] 573 00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:59,803 Well, you should probably shower first. 574 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:02,890 - You stink. - Thank you. Good note. 575 00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:06,310 Anything else? 576 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,855 I have a girlfriend. 577 00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:18,530 [breathes heavily] 578 00:37:29,082 --> 00:37:30,459 [sighs] 579 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,633 - [Grace] Good morning. - [spits, coughs] Shit. 580 00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:39,593 [coughing] 581 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:42,971 Rough night? 582 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:45,432 [chuckles] Mmm. 583 00:37:46,517 --> 00:37:49,603 [breathes heavily] Mmm. 584 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,693 I'll give you a thousand dollars for that cup of coffee. 585 00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:03,408 - [sips] - [groans] Fucking hell, Grace. 586 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,827 I thought you looked bad in the hospital. 587 00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:09,122 [groans] 588 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:18,799 All right, I know what you're gonna say. 589 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:20,676 Doesn't really pay to say it then, does it. 590 00:38:20,759 --> 00:38:23,011 He's my best friend, Grace. 591 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,935 I think maybe you need to start coming to terms 592 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:34,022 with the idea that your best friend may go to prison for murder. 593 00:38:34,106 --> 00:38:35,107 He didn't do it. 594 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:36,775 - Do you know that? - Don't you? 595 00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,113 You don't know everything, Barney. 596 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,031 Well, I know enough. 597 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:49,746 And you do, too. 598 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,041 [chuckles] 599 00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,587 I don't even know enough about you. 600 00:38:57,254 --> 00:38:58,589 What's that supposed to mean, huh? 601 00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:09,516 Found that in your sweater drawer. 602 00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:14,062 Please tell me this has nothing to do with Coop. 603 00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:25,908 You and me, Barney, right? 604 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:32,789 You and me before anyone else. 605 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:35,751 You and me. 606 00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:41,882 [groans] 607 00:39:45,594 --> 00:39:47,012 Drink up. 608 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,689 I'll run you a bath. [sighs] 609 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:02,736 - Morning. - Morning, Mel. 610 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:08,242 - Hi. - How are you doing, Mel? 611 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:10,202 Okay. 612 00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:11,954 I was hoping we could talk. 613 00:40:12,454 --> 00:40:14,790 I do have an eleven o'clock though. 614 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,125 Your eleven o'clock cancelled. 615 00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:20,671 A number of your patients have cancelled. 616 00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:25,717 How many? 617 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,348 Because of Coop? 618 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,892 No. Not because of Coop. 619 00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:37,187 [Mel on video] …over a dead husband you fucking hated. 620 00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,147 - [grunts] - Oh, shit. 621 00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:42,985 - [grunts] Fuck you! - No, Mel. Come on. 622 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:45,320 Oh, Christ. Okay. Yeah. 623 00:40:45,404 --> 00:40:47,698 I can't imagine what you and your family are going through, 624 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:49,783 - the stress your under. - [stammers] I'm fine, Deb. 625 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:50,826 Oh, I don't think you are. 626 00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:53,161 I'm under some pressure, 627 00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:54,580 - but I'm perfectly… - You assaulted that woman. 628 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:55,664 She hit me first! 629 00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:59,126 Whoa. Is that what I'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients? 630 00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:01,879 That it's all fine because "she started it?" 631 00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:03,255 [stammers] It was self-defense. 632 00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:04,715 It was cognitive aggression. 633 00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:05,966 - Okay, don't do that. - What? 634 00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:07,467 Don't try to shrink me. 635 00:41:08,677 --> 00:41:10,220 I'm trying to have a conversation with you. 636 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:11,305 Come on, Deb. 637 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:16,226 Haven't you ever, in your entire life, just wanted to hit somebody? 638 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:18,061 Of course I have. But I didn't. 639 00:41:18,145 --> 00:41:19,271 Well, maybe you should have. 640 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:23,025 'Cause I gotta tell you, it's a lot more therapeutic than just wanting to. 641 00:41:23,817 --> 00:41:25,652 A moment of self-concordance, actually. 642 00:41:25,736 --> 00:41:27,988 And isn't that what we try to instill here? In our patients? 643 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:30,532 - Mel. - She fucked my husband. 644 00:41:30,616 --> 00:41:31,700 And accused him of murder. 645 00:41:31,783 --> 00:41:33,035 Your ex-husband. 646 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:34,119 What? 647 00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:36,371 [stutters] Whatever? 648 00:41:36,455 --> 00:41:39,124 Mel, I think right now, you need help. 649 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:40,959 Uh-uh. 650 00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,004 I'm putting you on leave. 651 00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:49,510 I'm sorry. 652 00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:53,889 What, right now? 653 00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:05,609 [Coop] What happened to "I don't lose"? 654 00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:07,194 [Kat] Sometimes a plea deal is a win. 655 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,737 Not when I didn't do it. 656 00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:12,115 Come on, Kat. If this is about me coercing you, then-- 657 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,951 You're not coercing me, you're blackmailing me. 658 00:42:14,535 --> 00:42:18,830 And, no, regardless of what kind of shit you are and what kind of slut I am, 659 00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:21,959 we raised our kids together and I actually don't think you killed Paul. 660 00:42:22,543 --> 00:42:24,837 But I'm required to lay out your options. 661 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,297 - I've gone through the discovery. - And? 662 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:30,717 As your lawyer, I'm telling you we should consider a plea deal. 663 00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:34,638 They had two labs confirm your DNA at the crime scene. 664 00:42:34,721 --> 00:42:36,014 Murder weapon in your trunk. 665 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:39,810 Do you have something you want to share that could help explain some of this? 666 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:43,897 You lied about your relationship with Sam. 667 00:42:43,981 --> 00:42:45,858 - She lied about it too. - She was in Boston. 668 00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:47,150 It was Henry's birthday. 669 00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,694 - What? - Nothing. 670 00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:49,611 Coop. 671 00:42:50,654 --> 00:42:53,323 If we plead, you could be out before Hunter graduates college. 672 00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:54,449 Are you kidding me? 673 00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:55,742 I'm trying to help you. 674 00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:57,119 By putting me in jail? 675 00:42:58,078 --> 00:42:59,788 Come on, Kat, don't fuck me on this. 676 00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:01,331 You did that to yourself. 677 00:43:09,548 --> 00:43:13,802 Coop. I have talks like these every day 678 00:43:14,303 --> 00:43:15,429 and I have to tell you, 679 00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:18,724 I don't think a jury is going to find you to be truthful. 680 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,476 - Why not? - Because you're not telling the truth. 681 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,020 - About what? - All of it. 682 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:24,813 I don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub, 683 00:43:24,897 --> 00:43:27,649 I don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards, 684 00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:31,361 and I don't believe your blood was on the floor just because you were fucking Sam. 685 00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:34,323 Whatever it is that you're not telling me, 686 00:43:34,406 --> 00:43:36,491 now would be a great time to tell me. 687 00:43:41,538 --> 00:43:43,248 - It's complicated. - Yeah. 688 00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:46,126 Because I only handle the really simple murder trials. 689 00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:49,296 How'd that gun get in your car? 690 00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:51,131 - I don't know. - Bullshit, Coop. 691 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:53,091 Give me something. 692 00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:58,138 I told you I didn't kill him. 693 00:43:58,222 --> 00:43:59,598 And I told you, it doesn't matter. 694 00:44:03,101 --> 00:44:04,394 Goddamn it. 695 00:44:28,544 --> 00:44:30,337 [Coop] Thanks, man. All right. 696 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:38,220 Hey. 697 00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:40,514 - Is that Nick's car? - Yeah. 698 00:44:40,597 --> 00:44:45,477 My car is currently impounded to possibly be used as evidence against me. 699 00:44:46,395 --> 00:44:47,813 - [scoffs] - [sighs] 700 00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:51,358 Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over to talk, I didn't tell him to-- 701 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:53,861 Wait, Hunter came over to talk? 702 00:44:55,404 --> 00:44:57,531 - No. - [chuckles] 703 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:00,951 I can't even get two syllables out of that kid. 704 00:45:02,077 --> 00:45:06,498 Yeah. Well, what can I say. I have a gift. 705 00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:19,928 I got fired today. 706 00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,140 Fuck. Because of me? 707 00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:27,895 I, uh… I'm actually capable of losing my job all by myself. 708 00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:30,480 I, um… 709 00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:33,984 I got in a fight with Sam. 710 00:45:35,444 --> 00:45:36,862 Like, an argument? 711 00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:39,239 Yeah, like that. 712 00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:40,657 And then I punched her in the face. 713 00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:44,161 Oh. [chuckles] 714 00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:45,829 Yeah, I know. I saw the video. 715 00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:47,497 What the fuck are you asking me for, then? 716 00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:50,459 [chuckles] 'Cause I wanted to hear you say it. 717 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:52,044 Were you defending my honor? 718 00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:54,588 She called you a murderer. 719 00:45:55,631 --> 00:45:58,175 Yeah. It's kind of getting to where neither one of us can show our faces 720 00:45:58,258 --> 00:45:59,092 around here, huh? 721 00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:06,850 You're not one, right? 722 00:46:07,434 --> 00:46:08,435 A murderer? 723 00:46:09,645 --> 00:46:11,271 No. I'm not. 724 00:46:12,189 --> 00:46:13,190 Sorry for asking. 725 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:15,025 Glad you did. 726 00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:18,320 What does Kat say, can you beat this thing? 727 00:46:18,403 --> 00:46:22,115 She has floated the idea of a plea bargain to which I said, "Go fuck yourself". 728 00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:23,283 Good. 729 00:46:27,663 --> 00:46:30,624 How did this become our lives? 730 00:46:42,177 --> 00:46:43,387 [sobbing] 731 00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:46,932 [Coop] You rarely destroy your life in a single moment. 732 00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:53,188 It's usually a series of moments, over time. 733 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:58,151 When reality finally came crashing down on me I could see 734 00:46:58,235 --> 00:47:00,237 every one of those moments perfectly lined up, 735 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,614 as if it was all by my own design. 736 00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:10,998 [panting] 737 00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:29,391 So the question wasn't "How did this happen to me?" 738 00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:32,769 The only real question was "How the fuck did I not see it coming?"