1 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,387 [host] Say goodbye to your old-fashioned toilet, 2 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,765 and say hello to luxury. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:19,060 Introducing the Luxos MT. 4 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:22,480 The world's most advanced luxury commode. 5 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:25,525 [clapping, cheering] 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,528 It's gonna change the way you think about the bathroom. 7 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,029 - Am I right, Cindy? - That's right. 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,324 [host] It heats, it cleans, it deodorizes. 9 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:37,495 It comes standard with Luxos's triple tornado flush system, 10 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,622 and it's smart home compatible. 11 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:43,417 And here to tell us more about it is Luxos brand ambassador 12 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:47,922 and three-time NBA All-Star, Nick Brandes. 13 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:51,051 [cheering] 14 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,354 - This audience. - [Cindy chuckles] 15 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,606 - [audience member] I love you, Nick! - [kisses] I love you too. 16 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,026 - Thank you, Cindy. Jim, my man. - [chuckles] Of course. Please. 17 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,570 [Nick] It's a pleasure to be here. 18 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,240 [Cindy] You're an NBA champion, you are rich, you are handsome, 19 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,867 everybody loves you... 20 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,451 I'm sorry. Is there a question in there? 21 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,453 'Cause so far, I can't argue with any of that. 22 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,080 [Nick, audience laugh] 23 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,457 [Cindy] You have a string of successful businesses. 24 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,294 Just tell us, why toilets? 25 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,422 - Oh, instead of sneakers or tequila? - Exactly. 26 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,840 Because they've been done before. 27 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,258 See, I always say, 28 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,428 "Why be late to the party, when you can throw your own?" 29 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,222 - [control room operator] Go. - ["Fast (Motion)" plays] 30 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,308 - Oh, speaking of party. - [Cindy chuckles] 31 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,685 - Is that coming from there? - It is. [chuckles] 32 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,897 That's right. It's coming from the built-in Bluetooth speakers. 33 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,357 - [Jim] Oh, no! - [Cindy] Oh, can you do it? 34 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,903 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 35 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,363 [Cindy] Show me what you got. 36 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,574 - Oh! - [audience clapping, cheering] 37 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,536 No, she... No, she didn't! 38 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:05,791 [Nick] So, bottom line, the Luxos MT is gonna change the game. 39 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,835 Sitting on one of these is like a little vacation 40 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,669 you can book for yourself every day. [chuckles] 41 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:14,051 - Nick Brandes, everybody! - [audience cheering, clapping] 42 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,811 Hey. 43 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,232 - Uh, what... what are you doing here? - [Cindy speaking indistinctly] 44 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,360 I really love toilets. 45 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,863 - Okay, I'm working. - I know. Look, I just... 46 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,618 The party. It was a lot. I acted like an asshole. 47 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,329 Yeah, no argument here. 48 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,122 Hey. 49 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,043 - I'm so sorry. - [scoffs] 50 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,213 That's the last time I throw you a party. 51 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:58,094 I appreciate you trying to take care of me, 52 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:02,307 even if sometimes I-I don't know what to do with it. 53 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,981 [sighs] Well, I can't say you didn't warn me. 54 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,399 No, you can't. 55 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,737 Look, uh, I know this, us, we shouldn't have happened. 56 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,824 Or, at least, not the way it happened. 57 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,868 - I'm sure you have your regrets. - Nick, I-- 58 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,620 No. No, no, no, no. I feel them. 59 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,165 Believe me, I wish it had gone down differently, but, uh, 60 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,753 just because it didn't start right, doesn't mean it isn't right. 61 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,631 This is real for me, Mel. 62 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,967 I just wish you didn't feel like you have to try so hard. 63 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,595 That's what happens when you fall to the second round of the Draft. 64 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,764 You spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it. 65 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,934 You don't have to do that with me. 66 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,148 [Nick sighs] 67 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,275 Do you have, like, a... a dressing room? 68 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,069 Yeah. A-A nice one. 69 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,156 Show me. 70 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,284 ["Fast (Motion)" plays] 71 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,079 [both panting, moaning] 72 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,761 [moans] 73 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,555 [cheering] 74 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,430 [Lu] What am I looking at? 75 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:50,057 I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes, 76 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,101 but this is a Lichtenstein. 77 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,437 I know who Lichtenstein is, you barom. 78 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,315 What I meant is why am I looking at a bad photo of it? 79 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,567 - 'Cause I wanna steal it. - I don't mess with art. 80 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,068 - Neither do you. - Come on. 81 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,279 Jewelry and watches can only get me so far. 82 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,741 A score like this, way more upside for the exact same risk. 83 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:10,244 Score? Who are you, James Caan all of a sudden? 84 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,079 I'm sure you know someone that can move it. 85 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,168 - Rocco, what's my policy on paintings? - [Rocco] No paintings! 86 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,754 [Lu] These art guys, they're a different breed. 87 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,297 I'm telling you. They're savages. 88 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,134 The last time this sold at auction 89 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,053 it went for over one million dollars. 90 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,347 That was seven years ago. 91 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,890 I've already been inside the house where it is. 92 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,351 I steal it, I replace it with a forgery, nobody knows the difference. 93 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,770 - Easy. - How do you know it isn't already a fake? 94 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:39,232 Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian personally. 95 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,818 He's an insecure narcissist whose entire self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns. 96 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,112 [sighs] He doesn't care that it's beautiful, 97 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,781 he cares that it's real. 98 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,325 I know the type. 99 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,120 Come on. I'll toss you an extra ten percent. 100 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,706 You don't have to lift a finger. I just need the introduction. 101 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,671 I will have to lift a finger, and for that I'll take an extra 20. 102 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,131 And if it goes sideways, I don't know you. 103 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:08,261 But you have to hear me. Now, you do this, you do it the way I say. 104 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,596 Pikk pakk. No improvising. 105 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,849 - Yeah, I hear you. - Say it. 106 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,059 - Pikk pakk. - Smart-ass. 107 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,728 No improvising. 108 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,024 Okay. Get out of my store. 109 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,360 I'll let you know when it's set. 110 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,030 - [Coop] Rocco. - [door buzzes] 111 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,617 - So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf. - [drilling] 112 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,785 And what does that mean? 113 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,080 [exclaims] Means my guys are gonna have to spend a few weeks breaking it up, 114 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,164 pulling it out. 115 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,750 Well, can't you just dig around it? 116 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,085 Yeah, sure. 117 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,797 If you wanna move your entire house 100 feet that way. 118 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,798 I'm kidding. 119 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,968 But I can't dig a foundation into solid rock. We gotta pull it out. 120 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,012 [worker] Hey, Phil, where do you want this loader? 121 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,514 - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. - So, just... Phil, 122 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,392 so, how much is that gonna cost? 123 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,562 Well, I can't give you an exact figure until we start demolition, 124 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,939 see how far down the shelf goes. 125 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,108 It's gonna be heavy machinery. Possibly some blasting. 126 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,735 You're gonna blow up my backyard? 127 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,279 Well, not me. I'm gonna bring in some specialists. 128 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,655 Ballpark, Phil? 129 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,910 Just... how fucked are we? 130 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,538 Two hundred grand. Give or take. 131 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,583 Okay. 132 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,376 Okay, maybe we should just press pause, you know? 133 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,462 Get a surveyor out, we check in with the architect. 134 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,172 - We should maybe do that... - [Grace] No. 135 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,840 Hey, that... that... that's your call. 136 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:32,135 But if we stop work, I gotta move my guys to the next project in line. 137 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:36,225 That won't be necessary, Phil. E-mail us the quote, we'll work it out. 138 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,061 - Will do. - [Grace sighs] 139 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,067 [sighs] 140 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,737 ["Small Worlds" plays] 141 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,078 [song stops] 142 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,871 - [chuckles] Hey. - [chuckles] 143 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,416 - I didn't see you. - Surprise. 144 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,502 [song continues] 145 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,088 I love this song. 146 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,593 [song stops] 147 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,349 [school bell rings] 148 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,101 [sighs] Where you headed? 149 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,771 - Chemistry. - [chuckles] 150 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,442 Forget chemistry. 151 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:29,736 You're coming with me. 152 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,745 [both moan, exclaim] 153 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,747 - Yeah, fuck me harder. Harder. - [pants] 154 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,165 Your fucking dick is so big. 155 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,169 - [gasps] Fuck! Harder, harder, harder. - [grunts] 156 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,796 I'm gonna come! I'm coming! 157 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:53,176 - [grunting] - [gasping, exclaiming] 158 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,260 Yeah! 159 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,763 [both breathing heavily] 160 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,603 [sighs] 161 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,982 [Samantha] It's Henry's birthday on Saturday. 162 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,402 Oh, right. What is he, almost six? 163 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:12,987 Five. 164 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,573 [Coop] Yeah, well, that's a fun age. Is he having a party? 165 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,950 [Samantha] I'm taking him to Boston to see my parents. 166 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,037 Nice. When will you be back? 167 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,829 I'm not sure. 168 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:25,501 Um... Think I need to get away from everything for just a bit. 169 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:30,755 Well, when you get back, if you want, we could maybe go down to the city, 170 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:34,384 check in some place, get away from everything together. 171 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,763 [Samantha] It's fine. We don't have to do that. 172 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,974 I mean, I know we don't have to do that, we don't have to do any of this. 173 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,435 [Samantha] That's true. 174 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,895 And I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't. 175 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,357 - [sighs] - What are you talking about? 176 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,567 I think maybe we've taken this as far as it goes. 177 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,654 Let's not ride it until the wheels come off. 178 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,366 I like you, Coop. A lot. 179 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,954 Maybe too much. 180 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,165 The things is, I don't always like myself when I'm with you. 181 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,250 Hey, hey. 182 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:11,462 Sam, look, I know I've been... [sighs] ...a bit preoccupied the last few days... 183 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,090 You're not ready for anything real. At least not with me. 184 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:17,635 And I just can't be some wayward bachelor's midlife fling forever. 185 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,221 That is not what I think of you. 186 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,182 Come on, Coop. I'm giving you a guilt-free out. 187 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,725 [inhales sharply] Just take it. 188 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,895 Kind of sounds like I don't have much choice. 189 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,147 Wrong again. 190 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,650 Sam... 191 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,326 - [Ali] Hey. - Oh. 192 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,620 A little afternoon delight with Sam, huh? 193 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:49,959 [sighs] Yeah. I'm afraid it might be the swan song for that. 194 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,252 Aw, that's too bad. 195 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,378 [beer bottle opens] 196 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,462 - [Coop sighs] - Right? 197 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:57,175 - I mean, it's fine. - Okay. Cool. 198 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,468 Well, I will not miss the play-by-play. 199 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,095 [chuckles] 200 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,680 - Oh, my God. Ooh! Right there. - Okay. 201 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,890 - Can we talk... - That's the spot. 202 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,141 - Fuck yeah! - ...about something else? 203 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,310 [imitates Samantha moaning] 204 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,105 [laughs] Fine, what do you wanna talk about? 205 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,191 - Anything else. How's your new gig? - It's good. 206 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:17,653 I mean, it's really good actually. They offered me a regular slot. 207 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,324 Four nights a week at The Tap, prime time, poster in the window. 208 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,284 - I mean, the whole shebang. - That's amazing. 209 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,785 I'm so proud of you. Congratulations. 210 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,413 - Thanks. - Wow, now one of us actually has a job. 211 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,165 [laughs] 212 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,794 Well, for a guy who has no job, you, um, you sure are busy. 213 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:37,716 I feel like... I feel like I have this place all to myself, like, every day. 214 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,636 - Yeah, well, not today, baby. - [musical sting plays, on television] 215 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,388 TCM beckons. 216 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,890 I wanna report a murder. 217 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,726 - [Ali] Okay. Excellent. - Sit down. 218 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,730 Can we watch something that was made after I was born? 219 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,399 [movie character speaks indistinctly] 220 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,734 No. 221 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,655 - [detective] Who was murdered? - I was. 222 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,157 {\an8}["We Make Hits" plays] 223 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,620 [speaks indistinctly] 224 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,666 [teenager chuckling] 225 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,671 - [sniffing] - [teenagers chuckling] 226 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,006 [speaks indistinctly] 227 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,510 - [sniffs] - [chuckles] Yeah. 228 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,723 - [sniffs] - [teenagers chuckling] 229 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,642 [classmate] Look up. 230 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,393 It's only been a year. 231 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,270 You're still in the grief phase, you know? 232 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,896 Imagining they'll get back together, 233 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,356 and everything will be like how it used to be. 234 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,694 Once you let go of that little fantasy, you'll see divorce has its upsides. 235 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,778 Like what? 236 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,446 With two parents, you're outnumbered, 237 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,991 but with one, it's way easier to slip under the radar. 238 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,035 But the real trick is playing them off each other to get what you want. 239 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,080 [chuckles] I used to do that when they were still married. 240 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,876 There's more to you than meets the eye, Hunter Cooper. 241 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,794 God, I hope so. 242 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,296 - [pounding on door] - [adult] Who's in there? 243 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:01,383 - Shit. - [adult] Unlock this door immediately. 244 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:09,390 [principal] Skipping class and trespassing are cause for concern as it is, but-- 245 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,350 Okay, trespassing? Come on. 246 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,811 You make it sound like he had ski mask and a bolt cutter. 247 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,230 He was messing around backstage with his friends. 248 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,192 I'm afraid this goes way beyond that. 249 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,027 Hunter was distributing drugs to his peers. 250 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,111 - Excuse me? - What? 251 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,322 They were snorting his Adderall in the dressing room. 252 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,034 Mayfield has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to drug dealing on campus. 253 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,994 I cannot turn a blind eye. 254 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,829 I'm afraid Hunter will be expelled. 255 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,790 - One... Just-Just Just a second. Please. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [chuckles] 256 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,376 Look. Our son is not a drug dealer, okay? 257 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,628 He has ADHD. 258 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,255 Now, do teenagers make bad decisions? 259 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,757 Yes, it's baked into their DNA. 260 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,509 But he's never gotten in trouble before. 261 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,676 He deserves a second chance. 262 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,137 Mr. Cooper, this isn't the first meeting we've had 263 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,555 about Hunter's behavior this year. 264 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,141 - The absences, the missed assignments... - What are you talking about? 265 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,268 - What is she... - Coop... 266 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,520 You had meetings without me? 267 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,063 They were in your calendar. 268 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,398 Why wouldn't you have called me and told me what was going on in these meetings? 269 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,360 Okay. Not now, please. 270 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,866 I understand the position our son has put you in. 271 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,328 I see troubled kids every day in my practice. 272 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,331 I always try to consider the mitigating circumstances. 273 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:20,461 Maybe these older kids pressured him into sharing his prescription, right? 274 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,546 He wanted to impress them. 275 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,007 He wasn't selling drugs, he was trying to fit in. 276 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,093 - But he will be punished. - [chuckles] 277 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,222 We will personally guarantee nothing like this ever happens again. 278 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,140 I'm afraid my hands are tied. 279 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,393 [scoffs] 280 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,234 Okay. Leila, I saw the big thermometer downstairs in the hallway. 281 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,404 This year's fundraiser for the new athletic center? 282 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,614 You're short. 283 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,951 How much is it gonna take to put you over the top? 284 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,954 - Mrs. Cooper. - [Mel] No. Hunter's a good kid. 285 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,915 You know it. We know it. 286 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,209 And the school has needs. Everybody wins. 287 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,961 So, come on. 288 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:05,340 What's the going rate for turning a blind eye these days? 289 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,384 $240,000, Mel? 290 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,677 - Jesus Christ. - [Mel shushes] 291 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,929 Look, our son was about to get kicked out 292 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,890 of one of the best schools in New York State, 293 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,475 and that would have killed his chances of getting into a decent college. 294 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,061 And you know something? I didn't see you doing anything to fix it. 295 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,564 We could have reasoned with her. We could have appealed to her. 296 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,065 My God, she's only known us forever. 297 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,650 She called him a drug dealer. 298 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,694 And you rewarded her with a quarter-million-dollar pledge. 299 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,989 Sorry. I really thought she was gonna say, like, 20 or 30. 300 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,741 Maybe lead with that. Instead of with a blank check. 301 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:35,453 Hey, guess what? You're the big hedge fund guy. 302 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,829 Why didn't you negotiate? 303 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,581 Because when you negotiate, you need leverage. 304 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,292 Leverage is what you immediately gave away when you opened your mouth. 305 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:44,545 "What is the going rate for turning a blind eye?" My God. 306 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,964 You know what? Are you done? 307 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,176 'Cause I've already got one child to deal with today. 308 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,136 You! 309 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,556 So you're suspended. 310 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,933 And grounded. 311 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,226 - Forever. - Mom-- 312 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,729 And it'd be really smart if you don't talk right now. 313 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,773 Bowie, huh? I didn't know you were into him. 314 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,108 He's all right. 315 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,858 Wow. 316 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,738 Read the room, Coop. It's not the time to play the cool dad. 317 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,450 Good luck, buddy. 322 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,054 It's nice to see you again, eomeoni. 323 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,431 - Barney. - Mmm. 327 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,650 - Mr. Park, welcome. - [Grace sighs] Girls... 328 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,194 How are your parents, Barney? 329 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,404 Uh, the same, sir. 330 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,905 Do you still drink scotch? 331 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,575 Oh, from time to time. 332 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,667 This one is for special occasion. 333 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,254 Forty-year-old Cantrell Gold. 334 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,631 Uh, thank you, sir. 338 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:19,265 Girls... 341 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,146 Okay, girls, do you wanna show halmeoni and harabeoji the side door? 342 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,480 Sorry about the mess. 343 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:29,693 Construction's moving a little slower than we expected. 344 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,660 So, what do you think? 345 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,495 I don't know. I mean, it's... 346 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:45,082 Stuff like this, it seems like it's more provocative 347 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,084 than meaningful, in any real way. 348 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,048 Who's gonna care about this stuff five years from now, right? 349 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:53,842 But I'm no expert. 350 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,303 There are no wrong answers. 351 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,054 That's the beauty of art. 352 00:18:58,055 --> 00:18:59,139 Yeah. 353 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,642 Who told you that? 354 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:06,896 When I was little, my aunt was a docent at the Bellapart in Santo Domingo. 355 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:10,609 I used to spend the summers with her, watch her give tours. 356 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:12,903 Hmm. 357 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,199 Hey, are you sure you wanna do this? 358 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:18,867 Do what? 359 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,662 Any of it. All of it. 360 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,913 Are you trying to cut me out of this already? 361 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,665 - No, no. Not at all. - Then what? 362 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,251 Well, I'm just saying, if we get caught, 363 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,671 I can talk my way out of it, I can lawyer up. 364 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,465 What happens when you get caught? 365 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,093 - I don't need you to protect me. - Well, good. 366 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,887 'Cause I'd probably be pretty shitty at it. 367 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,683 But aren't you putting kind of everything at risk? 368 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,185 What am I putting at risk? 369 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,480 What do you think I actually have to lose? 370 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,153 Okay, partner. 371 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,490 What about this thing? 372 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,206 It's a lot to take in, isn't it? 373 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:11,127 The artist was once an altar boy in Düsseldorf. 374 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,005 Likely molested. 375 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,006 Definitely a prick. 376 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,175 [chuckles] 377 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:20,011 I'm Christian Tómasson. I'm the owner of the place... 378 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:22,555 - Oh! Of course. Nice to meet you. - ...for better or worse. 379 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:26,225 - I believe we have a mutual friend? - I believe you're correct. 380 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,477 Well, I have to say, she described you perfectly. 381 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:31,147 - Is that so? - Yeah. [chuckles] 382 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:33,941 - And who's your date? - Uh, his partner. 383 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,318 Pleasure to meet you. 384 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,570 Enchanté. 385 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:39,615 Partner? 386 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,284 - Excellent. - [Elena chuckles] 387 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,161 I saw you looking at this piece. 388 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,873 [Elena] Yes, it's... [inhales sharply] ...provocative. 389 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,542 Yes. Most of this shit is. 390 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,337 But is it actually any good? 391 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,756 That feels like a trick question. 392 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,924 [cackles] Come with me. 393 00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,718 - Let's talk art. - [Elena chuckles] 394 00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:11,480 This piece was difficult to acquire. 395 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,065 Especially on such short notice. 396 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:16,692 You mean, someone already had this sitting around? 397 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:21,197 Well, I have a lesbian in Bushwick who sources all my pop abstracts. 398 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,658 - Impressive. - Is she the one looking at us now? 399 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,452 [chuckles] 400 00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,330 It is as close to perfect as it can be. 401 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,790 Hmm. 402 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:36,128 The Magna acrylic paint Lichtenstein used is nearly impossible to source. 403 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,215 Most modern day acrylic paint is water-soluble, 404 00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:42,176 but the Magna was miscible with turpentine. 405 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:46,557 Golden Artists Colors comes closest to Magna's high gloss finish, 406 00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:48,934 but it's not an exact match. 407 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,855 It will hold up to scrutiny, but not chemical analysis. 408 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,566 Oh, it won't be analyzed. 409 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,525 How can you be sure? 410 00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:59,110 You know your job, I know mine. 411 00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:01,988 [chuckles] You've never done this before, have you? 412 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,865 - I'm a quick study. - You're a tourist. 413 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,700 Tourists make me nervous. 414 00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:06,951 And yet, here you are. 415 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,079 Yes, I am here. 416 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,999 Lu believes in you, and I believe in Lu. 417 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,126 But I'm still not convinced you can deliver. 418 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:18,045 Well, the fact that you called your lesbian in Bushwick 419 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:21,591 makes me think that you think I can deliver. 420 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:26,847 Okay, so, we swap out the fake, bring you the original, and then what? 421 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:32,560 Oh, after I authenticate the piece, I have two buyers interested. 422 00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:37,857 One crypto bro who wants to move into tangible assets, 423 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:41,111 and the other, his former employer. 424 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,864 It's deliciously messy. 425 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,032 I expect the bidding to be heated. 426 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,743 That sounds promising. 427 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,540 What the hell? 428 00:22:57,336 --> 00:23:00,421 I have decided to like you. [chuckles] 429 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,798 I appreciate it. 430 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,259 Now, if you'll excuse me, 431 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,680 I have some psychedelics to procure for some clients. 432 00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:11,475 [Coop] Oh. 433 00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:15,145 Have fun. 449 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,299 [scoffs] 452 00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:43,358 Why don't I get us some whiskey? 453 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,445 [chair scrapes] 454 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,370 [sighing] 455 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,081 [bottles clinking] 456 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,960 [whiskey pouring] 457 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:14,555 Ah, eomeoni. Um, did-did you need anything? 458 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:18,726 Grace tells me you're having some financial challenges. 459 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:21,187 - I'd like to help. - Oh, that's... that's not necessary. 460 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:25,067 [chuckles] I'll feel better, knowing she didn't have to worry. 461 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:30,029 I don't know what Grace told you, but there's nothing to worry about. 462 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,033 I'm just trying to encourage some financial responsibility. 463 00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,034 Um... 464 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,495 One of the hazards of marrying a wealth manager, I guess. 465 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,789 [chuckles] 466 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,922 My daughter is not a client. 467 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,007 She's your wife. 468 00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:50,968 Don't worry. 469 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:54,221 This will stay just between us. 470 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:59,141 I have a personal account I keep just for these little emergencies. 471 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:05,065 It's very generous of you, Mrs. Park, but there is no emergency, so... 472 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:11,280 You know, you would do so much better working for Mr. Park. 473 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,239 [chuckles] Yeah. 474 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,827 [chuckles] It's a shame you don't speak Korean. 475 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,046 Shame he's such a fucking prick. 476 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:44,104 [Mel] Hey, Hunter. We still need to talk about what happened at school. 477 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,690 - Why? - Because you almost got expelled. 478 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:49,734 - Does that not concern you? - Yeah, not really. 479 00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:51,027 Have you seen the Flamin' Hots? 480 00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,820 How about something that won't rot your guts? 481 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:54,071 I can whip you up a smoothie? 482 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,240 - No, thanks. - [Mel] Hey. 483 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,160 I just wanna understand what happened. 484 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,621 I cut class. It's not that complicated. 485 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:04,040 But what about the medication? Were you selling it? 486 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,833 No! W-What? [stammers] 487 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:09,463 It's understandable for you to wanna impress your peers. 488 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,089 But Adderall's a serious drug, you can't just hand it out-- 489 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,383 Oh, my God. Can you stop? 490 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:16,511 Wait a minute. W-Where're you going? 491 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:18,804 Hey! I'm not done talking to you. 492 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:22,017 [electronic music playing] 493 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:25,353 - [music stops] - [mouse clicking] 494 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,064 [music continues] 495 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,487 [music continues through headphones] 496 00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:36,823 [knocks on door] 497 00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:42,996 Hey. Brought you a prezzie. [sighs] 498 00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:49,044 [sighs] 499 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,506 So, uh, how's it feel being Mayfield's main character? 500 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,507 [chuckles] 501 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:57,301 All the sophomore hotties sliding into your DMs or what? 502 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:58,469 Yeah, totally. 503 00:27:58,470 --> 00:27:59,721 [chuckles] 504 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:08,230 [music plays through laptop] 505 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:15,821 You make this? 506 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,573 Yeah. 507 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:23,287 Holy shit, Hunter. I think you might actually have a soul. 508 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,873 [chuckles] Fuck off. 509 00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:28,417 [chuckles] 510 00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:17,174 Ali? 511 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,926 Hey... [chuckles] ...uh, I didn't know you joined. 512 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:22,053 Oh, I'm just borrowing Andy's. 513 00:29:22,054 --> 00:29:24,847 He doesn't use it anymore, and it seemed a shame to let it go to waste. 514 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,724 Sorry, memberships aren't transferable. 515 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,810 Neither are wives, and yet... 516 00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,563 [chuckles] I'll tell you what. 517 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,524 Why don't you take it for a test drive? 518 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:37,944 If you decide to sign up, we're running a friends and family promotion all month. 519 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,570 Thanks, Nick. 520 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:40,656 I am neither. 521 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:01,926 [Coop] A reasonable person might have seen a close call 522 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:04,303 with the police and a flesh wound from a large dog 523 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,681 as a flashing neon sign from the universe, 524 00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:08,892 telling them to find a new line of work. 525 00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:11,477 But that wasn't really an option for me. 526 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:12,770 Know what you're doing? 527 00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:13,897 Not particularly. 528 00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:15,649 Your canvas... 529 00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:20,152 All right. Stretch bars slide together like this. 530 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,279 [grunts] 531 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,781 I use these to spread the corners... 532 00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,117 [automated voice] Backdoor open. 533 00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:27,578 [beeping] 534 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:37,628 [Coop] When it comes to American pop art, Roy Lichtenstein is in a dead heat 535 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:41,090 with Jeff Koons as the favorite for buyers who don't actually give a shit about art, 536 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,967 but regard it as a sexy investment. 537 00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:45,970 They're COINS, Collectors Only In Name. 538 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,972 This piece here, Square, from 1983, 539 00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:50,474 was most likely purchased as an appreciating asset, 540 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:52,476 rather than on its artistic merit. 541 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:53,978 Which is a shame. 542 00:30:53,979 --> 00:30:55,730 I always kind of liked Lichtenstein's work. 543 00:30:55,731 --> 00:30:57,149 Especially the comic book paintings. 544 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:03,988 It was becoming apparent that my expenses would always find a way to outpace me. 545 00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:06,532 So a few higher price scores, like this painting, 546 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,659 would mean more money with fewer robberies. 547 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,828 Higher risk, higher yield. 548 00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:12,748 Or maybe I was just starting to like it. 549 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:34,937 Yeah, right. 550 00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:45,947 [children chattering indistinctly] 551 00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:48,074 No, I get to, chicken. 552 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,992 - I am not a chicken. - Hey, guys. 553 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:52,828 Can you calm down just a little bit? We're almost at Grandma and Grandpa's. 554 00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:55,624 [children shouting] 555 00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:02,964 [chuckling] Ding dong! 556 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:04,590 [Samantha chuckles] Oh, my God. 557 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:07,009 - Oh, wait... Hey. - Hey, hon. 558 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,553 - Hey, honey. - [exclaims, chuckles] 559 00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:09,637 Hey! 560 00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:12,557 I hear it's someone's birthday tomorrow! You know anything about that? 561 00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:14,350 - He's turning five! - Really? 562 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:16,185 We better go see if we can find some cake. 563 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,063 Look at that table right there. 564 00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,065 Oh, there's presents. 565 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:24,777 [Grandfather speaking indistinctly] 566 00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,071 Everything okay? 567 00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:29,241 Oh, yeah. Just, uh, you know, long car ride. 568 00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:31,159 Come on, then. 569 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:34,162 - [child] Dog? - [Grandfather] Yeah. 570 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:39,126 - [sighs] - Ah, hon. 571 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,215 [sighs] 572 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,098 It's good to have you home. 573 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:55,934 [inhales shakily] 574 00:32:58,145 --> 00:32:59,353 [instructor] That's it! 575 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:02,023 Okay, activate those glutes. Squeeze at the top. 576 00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:04,234 I wanna see it. Nice. Good. 577 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:06,903 Great class, everybody. 578 00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:09,363 - [people clapping] - [instructor] Don't forget to stretch. 579 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:12,117 - [Ali strains, pants] - See you next week. 580 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,745 - Ali? - [grunts] Oh. 581 00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:16,954 Hey, Bruce. 582 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:18,831 - [chuckles] - Uh, what are you doing here? 583 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:21,292 [pants] Same as everyone else. 584 00:33:21,293 --> 00:33:23,837 [pants] Just trying to turn my ass into a lethal weapon. 585 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:26,048 [chuckles] 586 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,843 I'm not stalking you, if that's what you're worried about. 587 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:32,094 No, of course. 588 00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,138 I've been staying with Andy. 589 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,225 He had a couple of visitor passes. 590 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,101 I hope that's not weird. 591 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:41,187 You look good. 592 00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:42,647 Healthy. 593 00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:45,441 Oh, you mean, uh, not, uh... 594 00:33:45,442 --> 00:33:47,235 [chuckles] 595 00:33:47,236 --> 00:33:49,529 I guess the move's been good for me. 596 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:51,739 I've been spending more time with Andy. 597 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,824 I've actually been playing some gigs again. 598 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:55,409 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 599 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:56,953 At the Tap? 600 00:33:56,954 --> 00:34:00,540 It's mostly just drunk locals talking over my songs. 601 00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:02,291 [grunts] Heavy. 602 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:03,835 Hey, you're out there doing your thing, 603 00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:06,128 playing music somewhere other than my lawn. 604 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:07,630 [groans] Damn. 605 00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:09,090 You went there. 606 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:10,758 Honestly, I kinda miss it. 607 00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:12,386 Mmm, I bet you do. 608 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,346 I bet your wife does too. 609 00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:18,225 Or, I don't know, maybe I should come back and take requests. 610 00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:19,976 [smart watch chimes] 611 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,813 [sighs] Sorry, dad duty. 612 00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:24,565 It's good to see you. 613 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,732 Maybe I'll swing by the Tap sometime. 614 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,110 [Ali] Okay, cool. 615 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:30,445 See you in ass class. 616 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:34,615 [whispers] What the fuck? See you in ass class? 617 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,701 [scoffs] 618 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,708 [sighs deeply] 619 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,296 Oh, my God, I misjudged you, my friend. 620 00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:50,715 Yeah, I get that a lot. 621 00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:53,091 This tourist has balls! 622 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,803 Yes! I love it! 623 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:58,223 - So what happens now? - Ah... [sighs] 624 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,060 Give me a minute. 625 00:35:14,364 --> 00:35:16,741 - What? - You look really nice. 626 00:35:16,742 --> 00:35:19,119 That's 'cause you're taking me to dinner after this. 627 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,122 - Oh. - [door opens] 628 00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:25,667 Okay, okay. 629 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:31,506 It'll take my people, uh, a few hours to authenticate. 630 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:32,925 But in the meantime, 631 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,843 I see you're dressed to celebrate. 632 00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:39,096 So let's celebrate! 633 00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:41,391 [club music playing] 634 00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:04,623 [cheering] 635 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:08,544 [server] Hey! 636 00:36:09,044 --> 00:36:11,630 - [Christian] Whoo-hoo! - [server] Here we go! 637 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,635 - Thank you. - [server] Of course! 638 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,514 Right on the table. 639 00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:26,728 [sniffing] 640 00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:28,605 Whoo! 641 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:31,483 Ah. 642 00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,318 Oh! Uh, maybe later. 643 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:37,113 I find you Ivy League types love the nose candy. 644 00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:38,198 Yeah. 645 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:41,410 [chuckles] 646 00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,619 Hey, what about you, beautiful? 647 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:44,788 You in? 648 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:47,749 Sure. 649 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,503 [sniffing] 650 00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:56,465 [chuckles] 651 00:36:56,466 --> 00:36:58,426 What? We're celebrating, right? 652 00:36:58,427 --> 00:37:00,512 I guess so! 653 00:37:02,097 --> 00:37:04,140 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 654 00:37:04,141 --> 00:37:05,976 [sniffs, groans] 655 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,311 My goodness. 656 00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:09,937 - [Elena chuckles] - [Christian] Yeah, good? 657 00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:12,357 - Yes, indeed. - I think I need to dance. 658 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:15,277 Sorry. 659 00:37:19,489 --> 00:37:20,907 Quite a place. 660 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:22,326 [Christian] It's nice, huh? 661 00:37:23,577 --> 00:37:25,037 I love to come here and chill. 662 00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:27,122 Huh. 663 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:30,626 - [music changes] - Yeah! I love it! 664 00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,431 Hey, so, you and the girl... 665 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:48,601 Oh! Uh, no, we... we... we keep it professional. 666 00:37:48,602 --> 00:37:50,144 Ah, okay. 667 00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:52,605 That's probably for the best. [sighs] 668 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:56,317 I mean, you're a very handsome man, but maybe too old for some rides, huh? 669 00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:58,946 - [chuckling] - Whatever you say. 670 00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:02,366 [Christian chuckles] Ah. 671 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,367 You want another bump? 672 00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,118 Oh, no. [stammers] I'm good. 673 00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,371 Could always be better, though! 674 00:38:08,372 --> 00:38:10,331 - [sniffing] - Yeah. 675 00:38:10,332 --> 00:38:12,209 [Christian sniffing] Whoo! 676 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,838 [exclaims] So good! 677 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:19,383 Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go, uh... 678 00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:21,468 Dance. 679 00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:23,929 [breathes sharply] 680 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:29,059 Coop! 681 00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:36,232 - Hey, hey. - [Coop chuckles] 682 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,817 - Oh, okay. - Looks like you needed a break. 683 00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:39,361 - [chuckles] - Is it that obvious? 684 00:38:43,031 --> 00:38:45,199 Maybe I just know you better than you think. 685 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,828 [chuckles] Yeah. Maybe. 686 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:50,246 Come on. Dance with me. 687 00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:52,331 Oh, I'm not much of a dancer. 688 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:54,710 Well, a few weeks ago you weren't much of a thief. 689 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:57,336 Maybe you're a good dancer, you just don't know it yet. 690 00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:58,964 Mmm, okay. 691 00:39:16,315 --> 00:39:19,025 [chuckles] Hey. Okay. 692 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:20,735 See, you know some moves. 693 00:39:20,736 --> 00:39:23,988 Yeah, I think that's pretty much the drugs talking. 694 00:39:23,989 --> 00:39:25,073 Oh. 695 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:27,242 Don't be sad, Coop. 696 00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:31,830 - What are you talking about? I'm not sad. - You're always sad. 697 00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:34,790 I see it. 698 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,335 Behind your eyes. 699 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:52,475 Hey, I... I'm gonna get another dr... drink. 700 00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:54,101 - Do you want anything else? - Oh... [stammers] ...uh... 701 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:57,439 - I'm just gonna stick with my bubbles. - Okay. Yeah, I'll be right back. 702 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,251 Elena! 703 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:21,046 - [chuckling] - Hi. [chuckles] 704 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:23,589 I started to worry you'd... 705 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:25,049 you'd forgotten about me. 706 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,511 Course not. You're the whole reason we're here. 707 00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:30,264 - I suppose I am. Yeah. - [chuckles] 708 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:34,268 But I'm thinking, that maybe you and I are also here for, uh... 709 00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:36,853 for a different reason. [sighs] 710 00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,437 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 711 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,524 - What's that? - Let me show you. 712 00:40:42,943 --> 00:40:45,237 Oh. No, thank you. [chuckles] 713 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:51,033 - [breathes heavily, sniffs] - Okay. 714 00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:53,369 - Easy, chacho. Easy. - [grunts] 715 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:54,704 - [sniffs, grunts] - [groans] 716 00:40:54,705 --> 00:40:57,915 - Hey, hey. Easy is for kids, guapa. - [grunts] 717 00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:01,753 - I prefer hard. - [grunting, straining] 718 00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:04,297 - [Elena grunts] Hey. Hey. - [Christian breathing heavily] Hey. 719 00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:06,841 Hey! Hey. Hey! 720 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,134 Everything okay here, guys? 721 00:41:08,135 --> 00:41:09,678 Yeah, we're just having a private moment. 722 00:41:10,387 --> 00:41:11,972 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 723 00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:13,931 - Are you sure? - I got it. 724 00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:16,601 - Okay. - Asked and answered, old man. 725 00:41:16,602 --> 00:41:18,227 I think, uh, maybe we should all... 726 00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:19,520 - Jesus Christ. - ...just go back upstairs. 727 00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:22,064 - [grunts] - [grunts] Fuck. 728 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:25,611 - Ow. Fucking sucker. That hurt. - Goddamn it. 729 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,946 [grunts, breathing heavily] Okay. 731 00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:32,408 Okay, let's just take a deep breath. 732 00:41:32,409 --> 00:41:34,995 - [Elena] Hey! - [screams, groans] 733 00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:37,748 - [Christian wailing] - [Elena] Come on! 734 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,043 [grunts, groans] 735 00:41:42,044 --> 00:41:43,711 - [whimpers] - [Elena] Stop squirming! 736 00:41:43,712 --> 00:41:45,254 [stammers] You're drowning me. 737 00:41:45,255 --> 00:41:47,256 - Hold still. Don't rub it. - Ow! It hurts. 738 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:49,550 - It's only gonna make it worse. - [groans, spits] 739 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:50,760 [groans] 740 00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:53,095 - [sighs] Is that better? - [grunts] 741 00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:56,767 - Yeah. A little, I guess. I don't know. - What the fuck were you thinking, huh? 742 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,643 You're welcome? 743 00:41:58,644 --> 00:42:01,604 - I had him under control. - Well, it didn't look like that to me. 744 00:42:01,605 --> 00:42:04,106 Do you know how many times I've had a guy press his dick up against me 745 00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:05,191 in a place like that? 746 00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:07,443 No, you don't, of course not. Because you're a man. 747 00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:09,612 - Look, I was trying to help you. - Okay, do me a favor. 748 00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:11,030 The next time you try to defend me, 749 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:12,907 how about you wait until after we get paid? 750 00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:15,368 [stammers] That's what you're mad at? Are you kidding me? 751 00:42:15,369 --> 00:42:17,286 It's not that big a deal. We can steal something else-- 752 00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:18,747 I needed that money! 753 00:42:22,793 --> 00:42:24,335 You know what? 754 00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:27,004 You're just a rich guy who lost his money, 755 00:42:27,005 --> 00:42:29,549 and now you think you're fucked, but you have no idea. 756 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:32,718 You've never gone hungry. Your kids will never go hungry. 757 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,597 You just want what they took from you because all you know how to be is rich. 758 00:42:36,598 --> 00:42:39,268 - Elena-- - You have no idea what real struggle is. 759 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:42,062 The shit that you complain about? 760 00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:45,815 Most people would... [chuckles] 761 00:42:45,816 --> 00:42:47,567 They would kill for it. 762 00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:50,362 - I'll make it up to you! - Yeah, you fucking better. 763 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,490 You're really just gonna leave me here? 764 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:57,119 - I really am. - Well, I forgive you. 765 00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,663 For the mace. 766 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:01,747 Fuck you. 767 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,083 It was pepper spray. 768 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,504 [grunts] 769 00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:30,652 [exhales heavily] 770 00:43:53,926 --> 00:43:55,928 [Coop] Sam being away left me with a choice. 771 00:43:57,554 --> 00:43:59,597 I could drink too much scotch, and fall asleep 772 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:02,017 watching The Criterion Collection in my house... 773 00:44:06,271 --> 00:44:08,941 or I could go make some money in hers. 774 00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:28,335 [sighs] 775 00:44:41,598 --> 00:44:42,891 [sighs] 776 00:44:56,655 --> 00:45:00,659 "This one's for special occasions." 777 00:45:01,702 --> 00:45:05,664 [grunting, inhales heavily] 778 00:45:22,181 --> 00:45:23,557 [breathing heavily] 779 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:50,125 [breathes heavily] Shit. 780 00:45:51,335 --> 00:45:52,753 Shit. 781 00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:56,715 Shit. 782 00:45:58,884 --> 00:46:01,220 Shit. 783 00:46:03,597 --> 00:46:04,890 [grunts] 784 00:46:06,892 --> 00:46:08,185 Shit. [strains] 785 00:46:10,187 --> 00:46:11,730 [breathing shakily] 786 00:46:14,191 --> 00:46:16,568 Come on, come on! [grunting] 787 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:28,956 [breathing shakily] 788 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:35,629 [crying] 789 00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:47,723 [Coop] I know that breaking into your ex lover's house 790 00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,768 is problematic on many levels... 791 00:46:50,352 --> 00:46:51,603 All of them, really. 792 00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:55,857 But when you've done some blow for the first time in over a decade, 793 00:46:55,858 --> 00:46:57,149 drunk your weight in whiskey, 794 00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:59,735 and been pepper sprayed all in the span of an hour, 795 00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:03,365 it's safe to say that making good choices isn't really on the agenda. 796 00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:06,492 All I knew was that Sam was out of town, 797 00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:09,579 I was out 150 grand in change thanks to the painting snafu, 798 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:12,332 and Sam's French doors never locked properly. 799 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:14,626 [grunts] 800 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,427 [groaning] God. 801 00:47:24,428 --> 00:47:25,721 [Coop] You remember this part. 802 00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:31,017 There was a lot of blood on the floor, 803 00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:32,810 and I'd taken a pretty nasty whack to the head, 804 00:47:32,811 --> 00:47:35,479 so it took me a moment to realize that the dead guy next to me 805 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,733 was Paul Levitt, Sam's ex. 806 00:47:42,654 --> 00:47:45,406 If there was ever a moment in all of this that I truly considered giving up, 807 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:46,741 this was it. 808 00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:49,535 I was tired, tired in a way I'd never been before. 809 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:52,830 Tired in a way that makes you seriously consider just closing your eyes, 810 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:55,583 opening your mouth, and letting the water fill your lungs. 811 00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:57,502 And if I'd known everything that was about to happen, 812 00:47:57,503 --> 00:47:59,838 I think I probably would have done just that. 813 00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:02,465 But the truth is, 814 00:48:02,466 --> 00:48:04,593 and I think this has been made painfully clear, 815 00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:06,512 I didn't know shit. 816 00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:10,390 [breathes heavily] 817 00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:29,868 [grunting] 818 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,002 Nice one. 819 00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:22,004 [sighs] Thanks. 820 00:49:22,754 --> 00:49:24,673 So, what did you get up to last night? 821 00:49:26,049 --> 00:49:29,219 Oh, uh, you know, not much. 822 00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:33,807 How about you? 823 00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:37,477 Same. 824 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:40,230 There you go.