1 00:00:04,962 --> 00:00:10,551 There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man- 2 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:16,390 it is a dimension as fast as space and as timeless as infinity- 3 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:20,061 it is the middle ground between light and shadow, 4 00:00:20,144 --> 00:00:22,396 between science and superstition, 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,358 and it lies between the pit of mans fears, 6 00:00:25,441 --> 00:00:27,860 and the summit of his knowledge- 7 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:31,239 this is the dimension of imagination- 8 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:35,243 it is an area which we call the twilight zone. 9 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,762 Let's see you pay for your drink 10 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,599 in your own inimitable fashion, huh? 11 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,350 A song, denton. 12 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:45,187 How about it? 13 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,939 ♫ How dry i... ♫ 14 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:50,943 Come on now. Come on, denton. 15 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,405 Get up. 16 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,373 Come on, denton. 17 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,753 ♫ How dry I am ♫ 18 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:11,130 ♫ how dry I am ♫ 19 00:02:11,213 --> 00:02:14,175 Charlie, can't you break that up? 20 00:02:14,258 --> 00:02:15,718 ♫ Nobody knows ♫ 21 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:17,720 I don't like it any more than you do. 22 00:02:17,803 --> 00:02:19,930 The misery they give that guy out there. 23 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:23,601 ♫ How dry I am ♫ 24 00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:25,478 ♫ nobody cares ♫ 25 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:27,521 ♫ how dry I am ♫ 26 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,835 Come on, let's go in and have some music, men. 27 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:12,316 Portrait of a town drunk named al denton- 28 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,903 this is a man who's begun his dying early- 29 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:20,282 a long, agonizing route through a maze of bottles- 30 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,160 al denton, who would probably give 31 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,246 an arm or a leg or a part of his soul 32 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:28,124 to have another chance-to be able to rise up 33 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,251 and shake the dirt from his body 34 00:03:30,334 --> 00:03:35,339 and the bad dreams that infest his consciousness- 35 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:39,719 in the parlance of the times, this is a peddler- 36 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:43,013 a rather fanciful-looking little man 37 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,516 in a black frock coat- 38 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,688 and this is the third principal character of our story- 39 00:03:50,771 --> 00:03:52,648 its function, 40 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,818 perhaps to give mr-al denton his second chance- 41 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,892 How you doing, al? 42 00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:12,728 How do, miss Smith? 43 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,772 You packing a gun now? 44 00:05:14,855 --> 00:05:17,608 This isn't mine. 45 00:05:17,691 --> 00:05:19,360 I found it right over there. 46 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,072 Somebody must have dropped it. 47 00:05:23,155 --> 00:05:26,408 You were pretty good with a gun in your day, weren't you? 48 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:30,579 That was a long time ago, miss Smith- 49 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,873 well, you know something? 50 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:36,794 This is the first time I've held a gun since... 51 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,055 I can't remember how long it's been. 52 00:05:48,138 --> 00:05:51,851 Too much of that, isn't it? 53 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,228 Yep. 54 00:05:54,311 --> 00:05:56,897 Why, al? 55 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,983 Why do you have to drink so much? 56 00:05:59,066 --> 00:06:01,902 I really don't know. 57 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:05,239 I just got the habit one day and kept to it. 58 00:06:07,741 --> 00:06:10,077 Wait a minute, boys. 59 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,538 Here we go again, fellas. 60 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:14,331 Let's hear our little songbird. 61 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:16,083 Hey, denton! 62 00:06:18,085 --> 00:06:22,089 Three choruses of how dry I am- 63 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:24,800 let's hear it! 64 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,637 Al, don't do it- 65 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,681 he'll give me a drink, miss Smith. 66 00:06:30,764 --> 00:06:32,892 The devil with him. I can give you one, too, 67 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,060 and you won't have to do that for it. 68 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:47,489 ♫ How dry I am ♫ 69 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,367 ♫ how dry I am ♫ 70 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:53,537 ♫ nobody knows ♫ 71 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:56,582 ♫ how dry I ♫ 72 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:01,795 All right- 73 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,048 come on, rummy-go on and get your drink- 74 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:05,716 you been a good boy. 75 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,730 Wait a minute, denton. 76 00:07:19,813 --> 00:07:22,316 Hey, gunner! 77 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:26,320 Hey! Where did you get the artillery? 78 00:07:26,403 --> 00:07:28,072 I... found it 79 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:30,574 I found it right over there in the street. 80 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,242 Is that a fact? 81 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,911 Hey. 82 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:39,583 Bet it's a long time since you used one of those, huh, rummy? 83 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,169 Yeah. A long time. 84 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:48,133 Maybe you could use it now. 85 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,261 Yeah. Maybe you could even outdraw me. 86 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:54,181 No, I wouldn't know how to use it anymore. 87 00:07:54,264 --> 00:07:56,141 Well, lets see you try- 88 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,686 come on. You and me will draw. 89 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:01,772 All right, cut it out-its not funny anymore- 90 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:04,108 get away, Liz. We're having a showdown here. 91 00:08:04,191 --> 00:08:05,317 Come on, gunner. 92 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,485 Dan, stop it! 93 00:08:06,568 --> 00:08:07,736 Dan, Liz is right. 94 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,571 Go on back to the bar. 95 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,949 Can't you see we got private business here? 96 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,117 Listen, Dan. 97 00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:23,669 Come on. 98 00:08:23,752 --> 00:08:25,379 Come on out here. 99 00:08:25,462 --> 00:08:27,548 Come on, rummy. 100 00:08:27,631 --> 00:08:29,299 Come on! 101 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:37,474 I'm going to give you a break, rummy- 102 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:42,021 I'm going to do it left-handed. 103 00:08:44,481 --> 00:08:47,276 Miss Smith, tell him. 104 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:49,153 Please tell him. 105 00:08:49,194 --> 00:08:53,115 Please, miss Smith. Explain to him... 106 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:05,794 Miss Smith, please tell him it was an accident. 107 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,422 I don't want any trouble. Mr. Hotaling. 108 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:11,425 That was shooting, al! 109 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:15,095 Come in and get a drink. It's on the house. 110 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,473 Did you get your eye back, al? 111 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,516 You been practicing or something? 112 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,853 I ain't seen shooting like that. Since I don't know when. 113 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,313 Against hotaling too. 114 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:25,898 It isn't even mine. 115 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:27,608 Drinks on the house! 116 00:09:27,691 --> 00:09:30,194 Hey, rummy! 117 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,323 Face me, denton! 118 00:09:43,707 --> 00:09:46,335 It was an accident, Mr. Hotaling. 119 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,629 I'm gonna get this right in your stomach. 120 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,756 Dan, give him a break. 121 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:52,883 I didn't mean to... 122 00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:54,384 I didn't even mean to... 123 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,220 I didn't even mean to... 124 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:20,577 Mr. Denton, maybe you'd let us buy you a drink. 125 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,995 What did you call me? 126 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,248 Uh, I didn't mean no offense. 127 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:26,625 I just asked you what you called me. 128 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,377 Nothing. Nothing, Mr. Denton. 129 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,045 I didn't call you anything. 130 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,464 That's what you called me. 131 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,259 Mr- denton. 132 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,847 He called me mister, Charlie. 133 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,682 Here you are, al. 134 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:44,143 No, thanks- 135 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,273 I've had enough. 136 00:10:56,697 --> 00:11:00,492 I think I'll go out and get a shave. 137 00:11:15,465 --> 00:11:19,970 And don't call me rummy anymore! 138 00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:35,736 Al? 139 00:11:37,821 --> 00:11:40,199 I think everything's going to be all right now- 140 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,284 understand? 141 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:45,329 Charlie says you're as good with a gun now as you ever were. 142 00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:48,498 That's what Charlie says, huh? 143 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,875 I was good. 144 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,710 I was real good. 145 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,504 I was so good that, once a day 146 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,632 someone would ride into town 147 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,176 to make me prove it. 148 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,928 And every morning 149 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,848 I'd start my drinking a few minutes earlier 150 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,851 until one morning 151 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,520 the guy who asked me to prove it 152 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:14,691 turned out to be 16 years old. 153 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,944 I left him there on his face 154 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,655 right there in front of the saloon. 155 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,282 I left him there, bleeding to death 156 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,076 with my bullet in him- 157 00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:28,497 I guess it'll start all over again now. 158 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:31,124 Every fast and fancy man who owns a gun 159 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,835 will come riding in down that street. 160 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,631 Only this time, it'll be me face down 161 00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:40,425 bleeding to death. 162 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,890 I think I'll go in and get a shave. 163 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,978 I want to look proper on the day I die. 164 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:39,568 A tall man. Doesn't usually wear his gun. 165 00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:41,361 Blond hair. 166 00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:45,615 Who does that describe? 167 00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:48,160 It describes a man named al denton. 168 00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:52,080 He supposed to be top gun here. Would that be you? 169 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,125 That would be me. 170 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,502 I got a message for you, denton, 171 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,546 coming from Pete Grant- 172 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,965 well, let's hear the message. 173 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,718 He'll be in town tomorrow night at 10:00. 174 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,887 He'll meet you over in the saloon. 175 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,557 You tell him, 176 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,893 you tell him there's no call. 177 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:23,403 Tell Mr. Grant I'll be there tomorrow night. 178 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,655 I'll wait for his pleasure. 179 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,284 It's just what it'll be. 180 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,939 It didn't take any time at all. 181 00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,900 Just time enough for one shave. 182 00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:09,924 http://hiqve.com/ 183 00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:22,272 Evening, Mr. Denton. 184 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:25,275 I can't use anything. 185 00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:26,943 How's that? 186 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,320 I can't use anything. 187 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,071 You're a peddler, aren't you? 188 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,617 Oh, yes. Dealer in everything. 189 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:38,914 Utensils, herbs, medicine, liniments and tonics. 190 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,500 Farm implements, clothing, 191 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,336 and potions- 192 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,132 oh, yes. Potions. 193 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,885 Kind of a sideline, you might say. 194 00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:55,180 Fate's the name. Henry j. Fate. 195 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,098 And you're al denton. 196 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,309 And you're running away. 197 00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:00,894 You shouldn't, you know. 198 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:02,687 You shouldn't run away. 199 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,231 I shouldn't. 200 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,025 Yeah. I guess you're right. 201 00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:08,693 I shouldn't run away. 202 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,947 I should stay here and get shot to death. 203 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,366 I guess that's what I should do. 204 00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:15,867 Curse this thing. 205 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,245 Curse the moment I found it. 206 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,871 No, no, no- 207 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,873 don't curse it, mr-denton- 208 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,583 use it- 209 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,752 here- 210 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:28,421 this is one of my potions. 211 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,383 You might call it that, or an elixir. 212 00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:33,426 Either way, it'll help solve 213 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,554 your problem, mr-denton- 214 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,274 I call that my fast gun developer- 215 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,402 man who drinks that becomes the fastest of the fast- 216 00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:52,279 you'll be able to shoot a hole 217 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,447 through a silver dollar in mid-air 218 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,534 at a hundred feet or better without even aiming- 219 00:17:57,617 --> 00:18:00,203 its guaranteed to last for ten seconds- 220 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,330 ten seconds? 221 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,791 And after that? 222 00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:08,336 Well, after that, the user's on his own. 223 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,547 Here. Try it. 224 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,967 Well, test the merchandise, so to speak. 225 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,094 Go ahead- 226 00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:17,596 proof of the pudding. 227 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,347 Go ahead- 228 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,890 drink it. 229 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,863 There's your target, Mr. Denton. 230 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,449 Go ahead-draw on it- 231 00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:38,825 draw on it! 232 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:49,836 Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 233 00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:52,172 There you go, mr-denton- 234 00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:55,050 now that gun probably wouldn't be any more use to you 235 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,762 than a bottle would be to a bull-here- 236 00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:01,931 drink this two seconds after 10:00 in the night- 237 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,851 just at the moment Mr. Grant walks into the saloon. 238 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,191 How much do I owe you? 239 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,526 Oh, there's no charge for this. 240 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,321 You might call this... just a service. 241 00:19:16,404 --> 00:19:17,822 That's what it is. 242 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,408 Just a service of Henry j. Fate 243 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,203 just so you might remember sometime 244 00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:26,081 the night fate stepped in. 245 00:19:53,608 --> 00:19:56,152 You want a drink, al? 246 00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:01,032 How about you, doc? 247 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,506 That would be Grant. 248 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,888 You denton? 249 00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,431 That's right. 250 00:21:06,514 --> 00:21:09,184 I hear you're supposed to be fast. 251 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:14,647 You got a good chance to find out. 252 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,941 I aim to. 253 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,819 Step away from the bar, please, Mr. Denton. 254 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:24,741 And draw. 255 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,544 This is a push, boys. 256 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,711 No winner. 257 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:25,260 Yeah, you won't be shooting anymore with that hand, al. 258 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:27,303 Not anymore. 259 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,806 Couple of fingers are going to be stiff, too. 260 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,350 But that don't make any difference. 261 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:34,811 The way you stood up there, 262 00:22:34,894 --> 00:22:37,981 that will be something to tell your grandchildren about. 263 00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:42,193 And the way it looks now, you'll live to have some. 264 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,369 Just like me. 265 00:22:51,452 --> 00:22:52,745 You'll never be able 266 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,998 to fire a gun again in anger. 267 00:22:55,081 --> 00:22:57,041 You're blessed, son. 268 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,545 We've both been blessed. 269 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,803 He's lucky. 270 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,138 He learned it early. 271 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,477 Did you get him, Pete? 272 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,814 No more than he got me. 273 00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:51,137 Mr-Henry fate- 274 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,473 dealer in utensils and pots and pans 275 00:23:53,556 --> 00:23:55,308 liniments and potions- 276 00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:58,561 a fanciful little man in a black frock coat 277 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,105 who can help a man climbing out of a pit 278 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:04,609 or another man from falling into one- 279 00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:07,403 because, you see, fate can work that way 280 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:10,406 in the twilight zone- 281 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:18,331 rod serling, the creator of twilight zone 282 00:24:18,414 --> 00:24:20,291 will tell you about next weeks story 283 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,251 after this word from our sponsor- 284 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,213 and now, mr-serling- 285 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,674 this motion picture projector and this film 286 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:30,009 provide a background on next week's story 287 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:33,846 when a most distinguished actress takes a journey into the twilight zone. 288 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,599 Ida lupino stars in the 16 millimeter shrine, 289 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,685 a haunting story of a haunted woman 290 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,813 that I think you'll find interesting and perhaps shocking. 291 00:24:41,896 --> 00:24:45,274 We hope you'll join us then. Thank you and good night. 292 00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:32,280 Be sure to see the fun filled family life 293 00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:35,825 of one of Americas greatest entertainers, the Danny Thomas show 294 00:25:35,908 --> 00:25:38,369 Monday nights over most of these stations- 295 00:27:17,593 --> 00:27:22,140 Bought to you tonight by the coffee with the best of the coffee beans 296 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,685 aroma, flavor, but not caffeine- 297 00:27:25,768 --> 00:27:29,021 new aroma-roast sanka coffee- 298 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:46,038 I shouldn't, well, just another little piece. 299 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:51,460 Girls, girls, let's discuss our benefit party. 300 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:54,755 Well, I love bridge... oh, dear! 301 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:58,551 Girls, I shouldn't have used those paper napkins 302 00:27:58,634 --> 00:28:00,303 they always slide off your lap. 303 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,054 Pardon this intrusion, ladies. 304 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:05,308 Oh, he has such darling manners, the Butler. 305 00:28:05,391 --> 00:28:08,728 Madam, this occasion calls for kleenex table napkins. 306 00:28:08,811 --> 00:28:11,814 The napkins of quality that won't slide off your lap. 307 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:15,568 Well, look! 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