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Presents

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THE TIGER THEORY

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And he's done.

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If you stitch it up well,
he won't even find out.

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You think?

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It may sound uncomfortable to you,
gentlemen, but statistics don't lie.

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If women live seven years longer than
men, there must be a reason for it.

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What do you think?

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We drink and smoke more.

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Correct. What else?

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Heart attacks.

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And why?

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Well, because we drink
and smoke more.

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Yes, lifestyle.

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My sweet little Tiger!
My wanderer!

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Tiger?

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Well, he was always running
after cat ladies.

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Not anymore.

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Well, I am glad.
Thank you, doctor.

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Thank you on behalf
of my Little Tiger and myself.

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Don't thank me on behalf
of Little Tiger, Ms Brabcové.

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Not on his behalf.

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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

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Ah, male solidarity...

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Never ask who they are castrating,
they are castraling you. Hemingway.

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Long ago, men had to defend
their clan, hunt for animals,

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conquer new territories,
wage wars.

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But today? You are expected to take the
tram to work in the morning

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and come back in the afternoon.

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Everything else is an unnecessary risk.

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If you avoided it, ate healthy food

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and enjoyed the time spent
with your families,

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you would live as long as we,
women, do.

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Will you send them home?

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My mom decided to shield
my father from all threats.

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She wasn't indifferent to
what he ate and did.

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She dedicated most of her time
and energy to it.

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My father died today.

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He was eighty two,

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so he surpassed the average male life
expectancy by nine years.

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Mom...

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He would always
escape on his bicycle.

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The old bat would look for him
around the whole district.

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He was able to pedal up any hill.

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Even the Loukovsky hill
from the river.

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My father-in-law had arthritis.

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He had trouble walking.

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So he pedalled.

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We're ready.

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I was looking for grandpa's bike.

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Why is it not in the shed?

52
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The bike is in the attic.

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Why in the attic?

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Grandma meant well.

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But...

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It's frightening.
An old codger on a bike.

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But his bike was the last thing he had
left. He had trouble walking, so...

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Something could have happened to him.

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Well, yeah. That's right.

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Well, luckily it ended well.

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What about the cremation? Friday?

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Yep, on Friday. We will bury him.

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Bury him?

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Well, yeah, we will, in the end.

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Didn't he want to be cremated?

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But the graveyard is just across
the road. It will be better for him.

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Won't it?

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He will be glad.

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We organize services
and transport

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around the whole country including
Moravia and Silesia, perhaps even abroad.

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My father-in-law
didn't want to travel.

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He wished for a simple cremation.

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My mom and I decided to bury him
in the family grave in the end.

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Certainly, then.

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But, Olga, grandpa always wanted to be
scattered, so...

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The service will be at Loukov,
in a church.

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The graveyard is right next to it.

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You were there when he talked
about a cremation.

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At the graveyard,
grandma can see him any time.

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Well, that's exactly
what he didn't want. Sorry.

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Let's not make this long.

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We've made a provisional booking
at the church for Friday.

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Let me ask you kindly - as far
as my funeral goes,

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I agree in advance to be
driven away by garbage men,

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if need be, but I'd like to order
a cremation for my father-in-law.

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My husband and I haven't had a chance to
share all the information with each other.

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I'll get back to you.

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What was that?

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What was what? Grandpa knew exactly
how he wanted it done after his death.

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He hasn't been to the church in years
and the priest with his lisp...

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You never remember anything and now
you recall that the priest has a lisp?

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Olga, you were there.

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Grandpa wanted his ashes to be thrown
into the river from the bridge.

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Not from the bridge, from the pier.
Down there at the Koudelka's.

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You see? You know.

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Well, we are not going to throw him
into the dirty water, right?

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But that's the fucking point of last
wishes: not to debate over them.

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The person to discuss them with is no
longer here anyway.

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- See?
- See what?

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That he doesn't care anymore.

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He doesn't, but I do.

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He was my father.

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Yes, and your mother
made his life hell.

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She turned his boat
into a rabbit hutch.

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He had one single fucking wish:

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to sail down the Labe river to Hamburg.

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One wish.

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He had tons of wishes.

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And I don't remember him having a
single one fulfilled.

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You poor little things,
one like the other.

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Do you also have any
unfulfilled wishes?

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You know what the worst thing is?

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I don'! even know anymore.

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Will you please calm down then and
leave my dad's funeral up to me.

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If you put him in a grave,
I will dig him out.

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Great.

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This morning, my dad died.

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You're so kind,
simplifying things for me like that!

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Hello.

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Coming.

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- Hi, mom. Hi.
- What took you so long?

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We're here now. Hi.

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- Hi. What is this, for god's sake?
- Alena allowed me to wear it.

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- Alena...
- The jacket? He wanted to wear it.

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Well, him wanting it doesn't mean
you should put him in it.

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He's an adult, isn't he?

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Hi, sis.

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Pepa, you can'! be in the pictures
wearing this. Take it off.

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- Why not? Alena!
- Come on.

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Mom, do we have an old jacket
in the wardrobe?

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And why did you take the dogs
with you?

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But look...
they are wearing a black elastic.

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- But they can't go in!
- Grandpa liked them, though.

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Come, I'll give you a differentjacket.

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Right. I'm coming.

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Ready, everyone?

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You're all making...

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-...funeral faces.
- What?

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And now, everyone look at me,
please...

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Many of us know that our brother Alois
hasn't set foot

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in this church for at least thirty years.

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We were thus extremely pleased to hear
from his wife and our sister Marie

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that her husband,
at the very end of his life,

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made the ardent wish to have a prayer
service at our church and

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be laid in the family grave
in our graveyard,

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just a few steps from the house
in which he was so happy with his wife.

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Let us pray.

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Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be thy name...

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Safe trip to Hamburg - what was that
supposed to mean?

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Your dad is hinting at the fact that

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your grandpa wanted to be cremated
and scattered in the river.

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- Don't pay attention to it.
- Ah, ok.

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But your grandpa wanted to be
cremated, right?

154
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But the grandma didn't.

155
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I don'! understand why dad
keeps meddling with it.

156
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Men shouldn't engage in practical
matters at all.

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Why?

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- Because they have us for that.
- Over time you will understand, sweetie.

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Men have no idea
why they are in the world.

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Our task is to
explain it to them.

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Well, sometimes it takes
them awhile to accept it,

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but then they are quite happy.
Where are they?

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So...

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I hope you know what you are doing?

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This is a fraud,
in case you haven't realized.

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Says who?

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The papers are in order and
the crematorium will take it

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as a standard cremation without a service.

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Nobody here will poke their
noses in it anymore.

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Well, when the time comes, I will put
the old lady in that grave.

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Yeah. And she will be surprised
to be there by herself.

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I have never done anything like
that in my life.

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But you've also never been given
that much money in one day.

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Alright.
When everybody's out of here.

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Thanks.

176
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But he had a nice service, grandma.

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Oh, the vegetables.

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We got married in the same church.

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Do you know how many years it's been?

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Fifty six.

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Fifty six years?

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Erik, don't eat that, you know it
gives you heartburn.

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Mom, have some.

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Fifty six years.

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Well, the doctor said his sperm cells
are incredibly lazy.

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Not that they wouldn't move at all...

187
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but like... I don't know...

188
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Well yeah,
seven percent motility.

189
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Pepa was already lazy as a child.

190
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But this is bad.

191
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Can something be done about it?

192
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Well, I guess you will have to figure
out my grandchildren in a different way.

193
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Come on...

194
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You look like a rabbit.

195
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Oh, the rabbits!

196
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I have two waiting for you there.

197
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How are we doing, my dear boys?

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Hi, Pepa.

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Erik, look. And where is Karlik?

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- Here.
- Won't they run away?

201
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Why would they run away?
They have everything they need here.

202
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They get grass right
under their noses from me.

203
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Come here, nowhere feels better
than at grandma's.

204
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We've enjoyed it together,
haven't we?

205
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And now Pepa.

206
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Pepa! My darling!

207
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Hi.

208
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Have you trimmed the thuja yet?

209
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Do you know how many kilometres
grandpa had on his speedometer?

210
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Over twenty two thousand kilometres.

211
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- Well, that's a lot.
- Quite a lot.

212
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What about the thuja?

213
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I know about them.

214
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I think I'll go for a ride.

215
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I don'! remember
the last time you did.

216
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You said sports were unhealthy.

217
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I'll go downhill.

218
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- Where are you going to go?
- Don't know.

219
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To Skalka?

220
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Maybe.

221
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Alright. Let's go.

222
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We haven't been
there for a long time.

223
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Fuck...

224
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Here, have a sip.

225
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I don'! want to.

226
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Do you want a dry T-shirt?

227
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You're sweaty.
You'll get that back pain again.

228
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I was thinking of inviting
Marta and Dan over for tonight.

229
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We haven't played
in a long time.

230
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I'm not in the mood to play scrabble.

231
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After you've rested for a bit,
we'll go.

232
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So that we don't start late.

233
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But I don't want to play.

234
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Come on, let's go.

235
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Pissed. That's forty six points.

236
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Dan, you don'! look happy at all?

237
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Wounded, fracture, death and now this?

238
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Orc... orced...

239
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divorced?

240
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Divorced?

241
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How could she, for the love of god,
agree with a divorce? It's a tragedy.

242
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,441
Well, sometimes people get divorced.

243
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Alright, but Mana never used
to make mistakes.

244
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Mistakes? How do you know it
was a mistake?

245
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Well, she's not going to stay alone,
for the love of god?

246
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After all she's done for him.

247
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I would never accept anything
like that.

248
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,481
Well, yeah.

249
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You are also divorced,
right, Maruéka?

250
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Is it really that bad?

251
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,641
At first, it is, then it isn't.

252
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,527
A year after her divorce,
every woman is happy.

253
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,284
Well, not every woman.

254
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,766
I think it's true for all of them.

255
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,881
Hello, come in.

256
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,050
Hello. Hi, Ondfej.

257
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,451
My wife sends me.

258
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,529
Let's take him out, shall we?

259
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,125
He'll make a mess again.

260
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,888
But, Mr Herman, I am not going to
speak to someone who's in a cage.

261
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,964
- Let me help you. Come here.
- Up you go!

262
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,131
There we go. Hi, hello!

263
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,683
Let's turn around.
I will turn him around.

264
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,201
Good boy.

265
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,044
So, what's the issue?

266
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,561
That bloody leg again?

267
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,766
He doesn't have an issue.

268
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:30,085
My wife has an issue. She thinks,
or feels, that Ondiej has dementia.

269
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,164
Show me your Gottwald face!

270
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,084
I'm just coming back from the castle.

271
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,282
See, everything works just fine.

272
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,011
Well, the old stuff does, but when my
wife wants him to say something new,

273
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,402
he looks through her and says
some completely unrelated nonsense.

274
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:48,530
She would tell him off for it, but he
looks just so out of it, it's...

275
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,329
Mr Herman, remember that he's old.

276
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,289
He needs his peace and quiet.

277
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,681
My wife thinks he has... er...

278
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,681
Alzheimer's.

279
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:04,411
Alzheimer's? An African grey parrot?
Alzheimer's?

280
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,041
Her father had it.

281
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,242
Isee...

282
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,089
And Ondfej has the exact
same look on his face.

283
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,128
Like yesterday, she was saying
something to him again

284
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,487
and he was looking in front of himself...

285
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,645
watching a clock hand. Tic, toc, tic,
toc, tic, toc...

286
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,526
just like my father-in-law.

287
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,924
Well, I can't tell.

288
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,006
I haven't read about it anywhere.

289
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:33,250
But it's an interesting idea.

290
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,726
Tomorrow is a Saturday, you might
finally have time to do the thuja.

291
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,921
Thuja?

292
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,128
Hm.

293
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,161
What thuja?

294
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,121
Thuja.

295
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,004
- Do you know what a thuja is?
- Well, I do.

296
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,402
People plant them in rows so
that no one can see inside their house.

297
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,481
Right.

298
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,931
And we have them?

299
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,766
Jan! You have been trimming them
for twenty years.

300
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,881
Why?

301
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,284
So that they are thick.

302
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,281
I see.

303
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,884
Alena, the doc still hasn't gotten
back to me about the results.

304
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,611
Yes, he has. It's ok.

305
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,448
Wait, what do you mean
by "he has" and "it's ok"?

306
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,249
He was supposed to call me.

307
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,004
I met him by accident.

308
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,601
And?

309
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,000
Excellent, Pepa.

310
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,806
You mean the sperm cells are fast?

311
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,008
- The fastest in town.
- You're kidding!

312
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,003
They kept escaping
from under his microscope

313
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,809
and he had to chase after them
across the whole room.

314
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,881
You're silly.

315
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,890
Watch out, the dog!

316
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,924
You are my favourite female, you know.

317
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,010
And what about
those two lovers of yours?

318
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,082
They're good, but very hairy.

319
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,161
Very haifY-

320
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,851
About the thuja - you were joking,
right?

321
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,921
What thuja?

322
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,241
Last night.

323
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,689
Well, last night I went to Macék's
to borrow this album.

324
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,284
Your classmate Ludék Macek emigrated
thirty five years ago.

325
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,041
Did he? And where else would
I get my hands on this?

326
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:49,762
Michal Tuény, he will be a great star
one day. He's a bit obese...

327
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,361
I don'! understand you at all.

328
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,966
- What are talking about?
- Obesity.

329
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,050
It's a risk factor.

330
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,887
It would be a great loss.

331
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,931
Jan, you haven'! been yourself lately.

332
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,607
Shouldn't you go to the doctor?

333
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,761
I am a doctor.

334
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,891
You're a vet, Jan.

335
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,044
He's just been acting very strange.

336
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,487
It's been going on since the funeral.

337
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,770
Olinka, wait a sec.

338
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,966
Fine now, it seemed to me that...

339
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,922
He went to trim the thuja.

340
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,482
He did it automatically for years
and now, suddenly,

341
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,530
he has so many stupid
comments about it.

342
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,642
Olinka, I'll call you back.

343
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,202
So I've decided to cut them
properly for once.

344
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,042
There you go. We will need
a few more tests.

345
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,611
Blood, EEG, CT...

346
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,611
the nurse will make
appointments for you.

347
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,681
Nurse...

348
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,725
Is it necessary? You gave me a
prescription, l'll swallow a few pills...

349
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,723
Something doesn't seem
quite right to me.

350
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,450
Maybe it's just your age but...

351
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,763
My age? Thirty is very young.

352
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,442
See, temporal regressions.

353
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,845
Plus troubles with short-term memory,
now the poor thuja,

354
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,163
like your wife said,
fixating on crematoria;

355
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,362
there is a lot of stuff,
but when we have the results,

356
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,090
we'll take a closer look.

357
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,161
At what?

358
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,404
- At your problems.
- I see.

359
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,721
See, short term memory.

360
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,967
Oh my, I am sorry.

361
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,883
No, there is nothing
to be sorry for.

362
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,450
It's related to the disease.

363
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,165
Don't give up, we will fight it.

364
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,211
I'll see you soon.

365
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,122
I will have a short chat
with your wife now.

366
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,085
Thank you, doctor.
Nice to meet you.

367
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,122
I don'! believe he can forget
I am his wife.

368
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,561
It says here that in their heads,

369
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,406
people with Alzheimer's return to the
part of their life when they felt good.

370
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,000
But dad feels good all the time.

371
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,730
Does he usually come back from the
newsroom this late?

372
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,405
A crisis has erupted somewhere
probably.

373
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,961
- Hi.
- Hi dad.

374
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,161
Well, hello!

375
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,165
I'm sorry, but they're at each other's
throats in the Middle East again.

376
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,321
A huge crisis.

377
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,603
- Hi.
- Hi.

378
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,726
- What's going on?
- Go ahead, read.

379
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,163
Damn. How did he take it?

380
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,521
Who?

381
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,286
Well, your father- who are
we talking about here?

382
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,964
Well, he obviously doesn't know.

383
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,642
- He doesn't know?
- No.

384
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,760
How could this piece of information
be of any use to him?

385
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,805
Well, so that he can make
arrangements? While he still can.

386
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,723
I will make his arrangements.

387
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,850
Well, a guy with or without Alzheimer's,
there's not much of a difference.

388
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,041
- Here are your prostate pills.
- Ok.

389
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,124
It's dosed.
I'll bring you the new meds.

390
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,363
I have to go to the faculty.

391
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,684
The pasta is in the oven,
here are you memory exercises.

392
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,531
If you forget anything,
you'll find it written here.

393
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,648
Most importantly,
don't go anywhere.

394
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,609
We'll go shopping together later.

395
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,364
You need to walk a little.

396
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,408
Well, that will be difficult.
I have to go the clinic.

397
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,891
I have patients coming over,
so...

398
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,009
You don't have to come in today,
I called them.

399
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,411
Why did you call?

400
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,164
To tell them you don't feel well.

401
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,083
I will go there to give them
the sick note.

402
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,321
What sick note?

403
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,761
You can't treat patients in this
state. You could harm someone. Bye-bye.

404
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,966
Wait!

405
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,000
I can fucking take care of that
myself, can't I?

406
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,367
That's what we don't know, Jan.

407
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:32,571
And I am taking the car to drive to
the station. You shouldn't drive anyway.

408
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,961
Do you know where my keys are?

409
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,245
I am afraid I can't help you -
in this state.

410
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,169
"The way"

411
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,521
Hi.

412
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,410
Is there a problem?

413
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,925
Where have you gone,
for god's sake?

414
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,764
What do you mean? Or...

415
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,804
Well, you've been gone.

416
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,405
Have I missed that there is a curfew
or something? Hi.

417
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,562
You said he was disoriented.

418
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,928
Mom sacrificed
her entire life for you.

419
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,447
So, the only thing she wants now
is that you listen to her.

420
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,443
We'll get through this, Jan.

421
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,843
But the medication is not enough,
some discipline will be needed, too.

422
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,604
Because if it gets worse,

423
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,365
she would have to
put you in a home.

424
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,807
In a home? What home?

425
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,963
Don't worry,
you don't have to be afraid.

426
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,690
But you need to listen, ok?

427
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,761
Will you try?

428
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,246
I will. I will.

429
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,161
Hi, dad!

430
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,521
Hi.

431
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,723
Come here, my dear girls.

432
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,524
What beauties they are!

433
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,241
- Hi.
- Hi.

434
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,165
What are you doing here?

435
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,281
Visiting.

436
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,604
- You.
- To watch over me?

437
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,767
No, not that.

438
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,690
Would you happen to know
where my bike is?

439
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,240
Well, we don't know that,
but we know who took it from you.

440
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,651
Supposedly it's for your own good.

441
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,803
Yes, yes. Everything
is for our own good.

442
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,521
Alright, so what are we going to do?

443
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,681
Don't know.

444
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,400
We'll improvise.

445
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,601
Yes.

446
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,761
Dad?

447
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,320
Here you go, Pepa.
Start pumping.

448
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,124
Mom wants you to retire.

449
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,565
Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

450
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,722
So you'll be under surveillance at
every single moment.

451
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,006
Do you want that?

452
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,526
I could also move to the country,
gents.

453
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,046
Those cows of yours over there, right?

454
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:47,246
My cows? Our cows. Hey, you keep
writing about a crisis.

455
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,086
This is a crisis, cows are a crisis.

456
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,368
I studied to be a vet because of them.

457
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,046
So why didn't you stick with them?

458
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,568
Because there are more retrievers
than cows around Prague,

459
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,091
I had to make a living for us, right?

460
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,921
Hi, mom.

461
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,761
Yeah, fine. How are you? Yes.

462
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,886
Us? We've taken him for a walk,
it will be good for his health...

463
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,487
Before that, we went to the pharmacy,
then to the drugstore,

464
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,449
where we picked up the med boxes...

465
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,406
On the river? What would
we be doing on the river?

466
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,240
I will have to take precautions.

467
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,240
You must be Jan?

468
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,641
Yes.

469
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,525
My name is Véianové. The new nurse.

470
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,170
Your wife hired me.

471
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,487
I see. And who are you planning on
nursing here?

472
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,444
Well, I know things went rather
quickly but... I believe...

473
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,525
I can feel that we will be friends.

474
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,320
Oh, pills? Dispenser?
Meds?

475
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,361
Yes.

476
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,561
Prostate.

477
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,802
And bowel movements?
Have you had one today?

478
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,401
Yes, I have.

479
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,761
I knew we would do well together.

480
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,047
Well - at first, your wife thought
you would be against this but...

481
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,645
Look, Ms Véianské...

482
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,002
No, no, Véianové.

483
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,448
Véianové. I will get changed now

484
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,445
and then we will talk about
what we are going to do.

485
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,808
Fantastic. I have many great ideas.

486
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,761
Good.

487
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,127
I will ask the agency to replace you,
Ms Véianové.

488
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,248
But I can't keep him here by force.

489
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,561
You'd been there for barely three
minutes and he already ran away.

490
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,201
I am a nurse, not a prison guard.
I won't be tying him down.

491
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,362
- That's not possible.
- Wait!

492
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,645
Ms Véianové, I will get back to you.

493
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,810
Olga, I have a heard. My heard.

494
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,406
That's the thing - it's not his heard.

495
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,450
It's Kalivoda's, he stole them up
at Viéhovka park.

496
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,410
What are you going to do with goats?
You must be doing this on purpose.

497
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,244
Goat cheese is good for your brain,
Olga.

498
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,890
I'll buy the cheese for you.

499
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,203
It must be fresh.
They will live in the garden.

500
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,090
In our garden?
Goats can't live in a garden,

501
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,889
you must take them out to a pasture.
Come on, you...

502
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,440
I will take them for long walks.

503
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,001
Wait, goat.

504
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,204
That's my wife,
you'll get used to her.

505
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,962
Gentlemen, he's not feeling well.

506
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,485
He has mental issues.

507
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,362
I will heard him... drive him home
and herd the goats back, alright?

508
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,562
0r you'll go by yourselves, won't you?

509
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,644
Just bugger off to where you've
come from.

510
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,721
Bugger off!

511
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,041
Olga]

512
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,161
Stinky goats!
I... I don't want you here!

513
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,320
And I've stepped into something.

514
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,603
This is making me insane.

515
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,288
You should put him somewhere
before he does something again.

516
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,970
I'll keep an eye on him.

517
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,001
You no longer will be able to.

518
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:38,087
This decision is the biggest fucking
nonsense I have ever heard.

519
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,886
It's quite pretty here, isn't it?

520
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:50,648
You've chosen this place, so hopefully
you will like it here.

521
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,680
These are your slippers, Mr Berger.

522
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,843
This is what you will wear here,
alright?

523
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,804
Make sure you finish your meal,
captain.

524
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,851
You are a soldier?

525
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,722
No, I used to be a sailor.

526
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,480
Now I am going to have a family.

527
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,883
What the hell is that noise?

528
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,962
Hush, your dog, of course!

529
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,891
Do you like dogs?

530
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,165
- No.
- And why?

531
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,084
You need to create a program for them.

532
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,810
They don't have their own plan.

533
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,681
You lock the back gate, right, doctor?

534
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,762
Don't worry, Ms Bergerové.

535
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,208
We will take good care of your
husband here.

536
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,521
Hello.

537
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,282
So I see you've met already.

538
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,964
This is the director.

539
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,043
- He will take care of you here.
- Welcome.

540
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,281
Hello.

541
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,523
I'll put your phone here.

542
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,009
Our home number is in it.

543
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,003
The nurse put your pyjamas
in the wardrobe, right?

544
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,805
The documentation is in the office.

545
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,045
Here are lecithin bars,
they are good for your memory.

546
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,602
So that's done. Thanks.

547
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,091
And why didn't you
just get a normal divorce?

548
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,448
A divorce?
She wouldn't survive that.

549
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,364
So having a husband in a mental
institution is better for her?

550
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,011
Yeah, happens in the best of families.

551
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,129
We'll see how much good it
will do you here.

552
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,807
Group activities, park after lunch,
singing in the afternoon.

553
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,723
And leaves of absence...

554
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,842
Well, more like yard time.

555
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,561
Tonda, my dear friend,

556
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,446
I need some fresh air.
Be a bit more alive again.

557
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,526
You can't go outside,
you're hospitalized here.

558
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,601
Come on.

559
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,650
You know what sort of a mess you will get
us in if they don't find you here?

560
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,290
And who's going to look for me?

561
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,044
Well, an inspector from the insurance
company, that's the better option.

562
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,771
The worse option is her.
Don't pull me into this.

563
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:43,006
Before you allow her to visit, you'll
call me and I'll come back. Tonda...

564
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,051
I thought you were putting on an act
but you are truly insane.

565
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,801
Do you also have Alzheimer's?

566
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,362
No, I am here because
of sexual insufficiency.

567
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,081
I don'! perform well enough, yet.

568
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,881
And a good quality woman,
you know, expects a good performance.

569
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,166
Where did you get this from?

570
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,844
They write about it everywhere.

571
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,448
Two orgasms, three orgasms,
you can't do without that today.

572
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,201
And that beautiful lady,
will she come again sometime?

573
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,281
My wife?

574
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,364
It must be nice to have
a woman all to yourself.

575
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,044
I have never had
a woman all to myself.

576
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,683
You really think she's pretty?

577
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,006
I would exchange her for a dog.
Do you want my dog?

578
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,161
I don'! want a dog.

579
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,561
They want to put him to sleep.

580
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,685
What about an parka?

581
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,968
You must have a reliable parka.

582
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,804
And boots and a bag.

583
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,641
Hi.

584
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,885
- Hello.
- Come, girls!

585
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,523
They are cheating on you.

586
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,801
Hello.

587
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,681
Wait.

588
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,526
You'll see, it will be a surprise.

589
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,001
Hi, sis!

590
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,965
I wanted to make spinach pancakes
but he bought this.

591
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,769
What's the problem with it?

592
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,764
He bought coarsely-ground flour,
can you understand that?

593
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,763
He said it seemed fine enough to him.

594
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,322
- We will feed him some veggies then.
- Exactly.

595
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,321
What's he doing in a shack by the dam?

596
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,522
Maybe he's really gone mad.

597
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,683
We're supposed to visit him
at the weekend, so we'll see.

598
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,923
- Both of us?
- Both of us. Secretly.

599
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,161
How come those two don't know?

600
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,643
What should we tell them?

601
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,127
I always say I'm taking the dogs
to an exhibition.

602
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,001
That's good.

603
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,726
- But I don't have dogs.
-30 make something up.

604
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,691
What if I just said that...
that I simply have to go somewhere.

605
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,761
And where?

606
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,440
Somewhere.
That I just can't tell her where.

607
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,722
Man, women always have to know
where we are.

608
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,927
- That's exactly what your mother says.
- What about my mom?

609
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,408
I was asking if she was worried
about your dad.

610
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,160
Well, of course she is.
She calls there every day.

611
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,049
But it seems
they're guarding him well.

612
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,121
Lunch.

613
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,362
Have you noticed that a man's
happiness depends

614
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,364
on the quality of
the security service?

615
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,765
Come here. Come. Let's go. Let's go.

616
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,371
Come, come, come.

617
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,841
Heel!

618
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,763
Well, hello,
a safe journey to Hamburg.

619
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,921
- The funeral photographer.
- Yep.

620
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,766
- You live somewhere here?
- Third grave from the right.

621
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,330
You look different.

622
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,282
Do you know where
I would find the undertaker?

623
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,646
He will be over there, come with me.

624
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,210
You come, too, dog.

625
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,687
Come, come, come.

626
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,525
Everything alright?

627
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:14,811
Well, until it dawns on somebody that
one dead man is both cremated and buried.

628
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,881
It won't.

629
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,883
- I'm not so sure.
- Thanks.

630
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,321
- Julie, are you insane?
- What?

631
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,328
The dog is in the mental
institution with you?

632
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:33,008
Yes. We take each other for walks,
right, you little monster?

633
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,764
And why are you there?

634
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,525
Various reasons.
I don'! recognize people, I forget,

635
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,284
I am quite dangerous.

636
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,881
A schizophrenic?

637
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,045
No, no. More like senile dementia.

638
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,727
Will you give us
a ride to the station?

639
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,802
Would you like
to have tea or something?

640
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,368
I will make you a nice picture.

641
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,842
So that you have
a souvenir from those walks.

642
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,920
So, here I come.

643
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:12,523
I wanted to make you
tea with rum but couldn't find any tea.

644
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:16,921
Call me Julie.

645
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,161
Jan. Cheers.

646
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,401
Cheers.

647
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,125
Can you sit over there
with the dog?

648
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,882
She'll take a picture of us.

649
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,607
But you can't publish these pictures
until after my death.

650
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,442
Why?

651
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,244
Well, we're on the run.

652
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,126
I see, of course.

653
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,441
Let me see you.

654
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,171
You live here by yourself?

655
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,924
Most of the time I do.

656
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,846
You know how it goes.

657
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,081
It's all so nice at the beginning

658
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,003
and then the relationships start
expanding

659
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,844
and devouring everything around them.

660
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,641
That is terrible, so I pull the emergency
brake and that's it.

661
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,282
Marriage is nice, I guess,

662
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,481
but it doesn't have a pre-defined
beginning and end, which bothers me.

663
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,686
What, am I saying nonsense?

664
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,685
No, on the contrary.

665
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,967
On the contrary.

666
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,411
Don't move. Great.

667
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,847
Guys come into your life,
make themselves comfortable in it

668
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,206
and wait what will happen.

669
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,046
That doesn't interest me,
I'd rather be by myself.

670
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,082
- You don't believe me?
- No.

671
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,720
But it makes for good listening.

672
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,764
Do you want to stay here
for a few days?

673
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,210
What are we having?

674
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:08,441
Buckwheat.

675
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,411
I see. Boiled?

676
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:17,445
Let's wait for the others, since they
took the effort to make it, shall we?

677
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,202
- Bon appetite.
- Bon appetite.

678
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,968
Hm, wow, veggies.

679
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,283
With veggies on the side.

680
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,640
I have to go to Dééin on Friday.

681
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,644
To the printing office.

682
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,963
You've been there recently.

683
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,041
Exactly.

684
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,243
It is difficult to reach
an agreement with them.

685
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,084
We have pushed the prices down,
they use it as an excuse,

686
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,242
so I have to go there in person
and get to know them a bit.

687
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,005
I will stay until Saturday so
that we have time to talk about it.

688
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,004
You said we would go skating together.

689
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,481
We will go on Sunday.

690
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,130
But I can't on Sunday.

691
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,163
And I can't on Saturday.

692
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,563
Sprouts, anybody?

693
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,211
You're mad at me?

694
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,410
Is something wrong?

695
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,921
No.

696
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,523
Are you annoyed
that I'm going to Dééin?

697
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,922
Not at all. It's just suspicious.

698
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,449
Our partner
printing office is there,

699
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,569
we have to visit it from time to time.
What's suspicious about that?

700
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,881
Well, the fact that sorting out the
printing for one newspaper

701
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,724
will take you two days.

702
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,568
Alright, so besides our life together,

703
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,847
you're now going to
judge my work tasks?

704
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,331
Our life together?

705
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,447
I am the only one here who's interested in
some sort of a common program.

706
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:17,003
You may not even have noticed, after
thirteen years, that you're married.

707
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,166
We can go skating
the following weekend.

708
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:20,968
You're an adult.

709
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,721
They have given you your ID card.
You can do whatever you want.

710
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,201
A snack.

711
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,721
Thanks. I had a nice time here.

712
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,605
And what about you, dog?
You hungry?

713
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,849
Look what I've brought you.

714
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,402
There you go. And do you know
I can make a really good steak?

715
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,086
You're using the dog to seduce me.

716
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,890
Finally, you've noticed.
You're rather slow-witted.

717
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,282
It's the diagnosis, I guess.

718
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,202
But it's pouring out there.

719
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,970
This is waterproof.

720
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,844
You're awfully careful.

721
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:16,047
Bye. Come, dog, let's go.

722
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,771
Come, dog, let's go.

723
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,604
- A business trip?
- Yes.

724
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,569
- To the printing office?
- Yes.

725
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,769
For two days? Call the newsroom.

726
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,286
I did. They told me he's at the
printing office.

727
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,204
Of course. They are covering for him.

728
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,930
Shall I go to Dééin?

729
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,240
You'd better make a scene.

730
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,966
They have
trouble coping with that.

731
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,491
You mean like a hysterical fit?

732
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:19,565
No, I didn't mean that.
Try the poor little girl act.

733
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,721
Olina makes two kinds of scenes.

734
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,690
The Italian version and then the quiet,
Czech, pissed-off version.

735
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,081
Well, mom coached her during
her entire childhood.

736
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,685
Which one did she use more?

737
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,003
Our father was more responsive to the
Czech, pissed-off one.

738
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,684
You know, maybe instead of lying about
the printing office,

739
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:43,163
I should have just put up with that look
on her face and told her I was coming here.

740
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,241
I don'! know.

741
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,564
What can she do to me?

742
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,889
Ban me from the computer? Take my money?

743
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,281
Hide the car keys? Divorce me?

744
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,051
Well, probably not that.

745
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,044
Exactly. She wants to domesticate me,
not lose me.

746
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,922
You've got to be kidding me
that he lives here now. Look.

747
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,323
Over there,
where the smoke is coming from?

748
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,001
He's insane.

749
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,363
Wow, he's making a fire.

750
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,963
Hey, the girls are here.

751
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,482
- Hello.
- Hi, dad.

752
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,325
Hi. Well, it's not easy to find you!

753
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,530
So this is that mental
institution of yours?

754
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,487
Yes.

755
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,124
You really live here?

756
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,482
Great.

757
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,329
So you've made it as far as becoming
a homeless man.

758
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,970
I will write a
story about you.

759
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,566
Mom would be surprised, eh, Pepa?

760
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:39,847
She is already. Do you know
that she worries about you?

761
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,364
I can totally see it.

762
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,126
A renowned veterinarian freezes to death
on Christmas Eve at a dam.

763
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,123
Come on, who knows what things will be
like in winter.

764
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,647
Careful - surviving winter as a homeless
man requires a lot of know-how.

765
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,610
Do you know that you can put dry
newspaper under your clothes?

766
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:02,048
It warms you up.
We ran a story on that.

767
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,608
So, gents, cheers.

768
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,086
- Cheers.
- Cheers. -To your health.

769
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,922
You know what I don't get?

770
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,004
How come you've let things go so far?

771
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,680
Well, I thought that doing
more or less

772
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,090
what she wanted would give me
peace and quiet.

773
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,164
And it turned out to be a totally
shitty strategy.

774
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:43,241
Yes.

775
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,963
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

776
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,651
So, gents, cheers.

777
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,570
Cheers. To your health.

778
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,762
By the way, I need to go somewhere
again next weekend.

779
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,842
To take care of something.

780
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,611
Take care of what?

781
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,204
Well, there is a reason why I can't
tell you more, I'm sorry.

782
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,723
I don'! get it.
Why can't you tell me more?

783
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,002
I would like to but I can't.

784
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,282
So we're going to play
a game of secrets now?

785
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,441
Erik, come on, pull yourself together!

786
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,090
I am completely pulled together.

787
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,571
For once, you won't know where I am,
that's all.

788
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,450
But I should know where you are,
shouldn't I?

789
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:38,681
Well, this one, exceptional time,

790
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,444
you won't know absolutely everything
and anything.

791
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,047
Wait - what does mean,
everything and anything?

792
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,409
You are in control of when I get up,
what I eat, what I watch at the cinema,

793
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,130
what I do at night,
what pyjamas I wear.

794
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,009
You are in control of
a 100% of my time.

795
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,889
Wait, and what's wrong with that?

796
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:57,362
Jesus, the fact that
no one could stand that!

797
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,083
You know more about me
than I know about myself.

798
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,527
You know what I am about to say,
what my plans are for next weekend,

799
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,728
where the things I am looking for are -
even before I start looking for them!

800
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,888
Jesus Christ, finally at least
somebody around here knows

801
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,246
where your stuff is,
so what?

802
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,527
But I am me,
not your fucking second half.

803
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,046
Erik, come on. You have to understand

804
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,726
it is not normal that you don't want
to tell me where you are going.

805
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,121
Live with it, for fuck's sake.

806
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,884
I didn't want to fight.

807
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,771
I know. It's fine.

808
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:56,605
I just wanted to know
where you were going.

809
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,561
I know.

810
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:10,841
Good night.

811
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,401
Night.

812
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,526
I thought we would visit grandma.

813
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,403
What's going on? Are you sick?

814
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,723
No. I just have a bit of trouble
breathing.

815
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,288
Shall I bring you something?

816
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,964
No, I'll take a pill.

817
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,687
Olinka, are you ok?

818
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,240
Yes, yes, yes. Just go to sleep.

819
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,164
If it stans again, call us,
but as I said, the EKG is clean.

820
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,163
0k, thank you. And sorry.

821
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,690
Not at all. That's what we're here
for. See you.

822
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,761
Thanks. Bye.

823
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,811
We buy rabbit skins.

824
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,642
That was a narrow escape, little
bunny, eh? They almost got you.

825
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,324
Calm down, would you?

826
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,601
My dear girl. How do you feel?

827
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:43,370
We've been worried about you.

828
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:47,126
It' alright now but...
let me tell you, itwas...

829
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,321
Hi.

830
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,769
Before I forget - can you drive Alena
home for me on Sunday?

831
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,649
I have to take the girls to
an exhibition tomorrow.

832
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:57,721
Yeah, ok.

833
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,125
To an exhibition? When?

834
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,565
I've just said it, tomorrow.

835
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,449
Why the fuck is Pepa allowed
to wander off,

836
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,124
but when I wanted to,
it wasn't possible?

837
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,487
- Could you watch your tongue, please?
- Ten crowns, dad.

838
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,244
- Like hell.
- That makes it fifteen.

839
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,531
Have you said hello to
the grandmas actually?

840
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,601
She's cool.

841
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,122
This really pisses me off.

842
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,281
Ten crowns.

843
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,483
Wait, I'll put in some more.

844
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,766
And that's done.

845
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,442
Pepa, you will
cancel the exhibition tomorrow.

846
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,040
At least for me.

847
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,086
Fanéa is beautiful, we all know that.

848
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,766
She just won't have a diploma to show
for it, for once.

849
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,647
- What did that person just say?
- Keep calm.

850
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,130
At least out of politeness
towards grandma, eh?

851
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,281
She killed two rabbits,

852
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,567
what would it do to you to eat
them tomorrow?

853
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:48,008
Right. Granny, you'll save me
a portion, won't you?

854
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:51,481
Grandma!

855
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,321
Won't you say
anything to him?

856
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,811
I don'! see any problem here.

857
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,563
Christ, ok, just do whatever
you want then!

858
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,044
Yep, that's exactly
what we all wanted.

859
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,247
The more freedom,
the more frequent rebellions.

860
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,361
We teach that in freshman year.

861
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,250
You knew that with one fucking
signature,

862
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,324
you were selling the rest
of your life of someone else?

863
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,482
That you would never
again get a leave of absence?

864
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:37,368
Good dog.

865
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,526
You can go now.

866
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,602
Go now... man. Even the dog can go.

867
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,604
It must be a misunderstanding, Olinka.

868
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,523
Erik knows he's your husband.

869
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,488
And he must tell you absolutely
everything and anything.

870
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,847
Well he told me that
he wouldn't tell me.

871
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,127
That he has the right not to.

872
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,201
Right?

873
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,287
Right. I wonder where
he gets those words from.

874
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,570
It should be stipulated by law that
married people

875
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:11,647
can claim two free days a month without
having the obligation to report on them.

876
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,684
You smoke too much pot.

877
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,211
Erik, come on, you throw
the gherkins in

878
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,681
like you would throw potatoes
into the cellar.

879
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,524
You have to do it nice and neat.

880
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:36,650
Jam at least twelve gherkins inside or it's
a waste of space, brine, everything.

881
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,563
Give it to me, otherwise
we'll be here till Christmas.

882
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,404
No, let him do it, mom.

883
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:47,251
The editor-in-chief of a national daily can
stuff twelve gherkins in a glass, can't he?

884
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:01,641
Olinka?

885
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,761
I'll leave tomorrow with Pepa,
you can keep our car here.

886
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,161
I will be back home on Sunday.

887
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:10,641
No.

888
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:11,721
Here you are.

889
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,481
No.

890
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:39,044
Slow down, my dear Erik.
You know it gives you heartburn.

891
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,123
And you, my dear Pepa, don't eat it
just like that.

892
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,201
But?

893
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,968
Gentlemen, this is what you call
freedom? Stuffing yourselves?

894
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,804
- Vitamins.
- Yeah, right.

895
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,127
Hey, I don't want to see you knocking
up my champions here.

896
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:01,842
Come on, he's been impotent for
a long time, right, dog?

897
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,601
Well, that makes two of us, bro.

898
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:09,481
No, no. You're not impotent,
you're infenile. That's a big difference.

899
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,882
What do you mean, infertile?

900
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,326
I meant like, in general,
that you are not impotent.

901
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,164
You just take after me.

902
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:25,003
Alena told you something?

903
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,282
- She did, didn't she?
- No, she didn't.

904
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,762
You've seen the sperm tests.

905
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,963
Are they slow?
They're slow, aren't they?

906
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,890
Yeah, they are.

907
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,605
Well, they are a bit more tranquil.

908
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:44,801
Pepa...

909
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,331
Hey, all of that can be taken care of
at the lab these days.

910
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,084
We've run a story
on that, really.

911
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,451
Enjoy, my friend.

912
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,002
So they've really run off.

913
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,203
But we don't know where.

914
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,724
We do.
Fanéa has a chip in her collar.

915
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,564
In case she got lost.

916
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,690
She doesn't. He takes
a different one for exhibitions.

917
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,962
The collar with the chip
is in the kitchen.

918
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:34,648
It's not. It is at the bottom of
Erik's bag. Just to be sure.

919
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,166
Alright, but only Pepa
and I have the app in our phones.

920
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,050
And I won't turn it on because
the girls haven't gotten lost.

921
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,806
I was just testing
how anti-social you are.

922
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:46,529
Probably quite a lot.

923
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,689
Alena, you should help Olinka.

924
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,287
Don't bother, grandma.
l'll manage without her.

925
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,963
Erik's phone sends me
information about his location.

926
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,566
About what? Like where he is now?

927
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,161
Family sharing.

928
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,607
A common thing in
civilized countries.

929
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,160
Wait, wouldn't he have
to turn it on first?

930
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,084
It has already been turned on. By me.

931
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,210
I don'! think he even knows that he has
that function on his phone.

932
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,920
No, no, wait.

933
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,409
Men sometimes have issues with family
sharing, you know.

934
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,007
Come on. That is below your dignity.

935
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,729
This is not about dignity;
it's about prevention.

936
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,281
The dot.

937
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:37,641
That's Erik?

938
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,480
So, gentlemen...

939
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:46,761
What's inside?

940
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,001
Grandpa's inside.

941
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,131
But we buried him.

942
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,289
Which is what he didn't want,
you know that.

943
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,362
- Are there really ashes in this?
- Yes.

944
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:59,125
Wait, so he is not in the churchyard?

945
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,961
He was there for an hour,
then he stopped by the crematorium

946
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,087
and now he's here.

947
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,925
Man! Have a safe journey to Hamburg!

948
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,082
Give it here! Give it here!

949
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,527
Don't meddle with ourfamily.
Mom knows?

950
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,520
No, she doesn't.

951
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,644
Are you telling me that grandma and
mom put flowers on an empty grave?

952
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:21,529
They should have respected his wish.

953
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,285
Right. What do you mean, a wish?
He's dead.

954
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,011
It doesn't matter that he's dead.
A wish is a wish, isn't it?

955
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:31,130
It does matter. Grandma wanted to have
him in the graveyard.

956
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,326
It's right next to her house.

957
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:33,606
That's exactly what grandpa
didn't want.

958
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,968
Great. Why are you the one messing
with this, actually?

959
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,041
Pepa...

960
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,845
You're a complete foreigner to him.

961
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:45,529
Grandpa is not going to sail anywhere.
He will go home and you should, too.

962
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,204
Ada, Fanéa, let's go.

963
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,364
What has gotten into you, Pepa?
We are a family.

964
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,326
- You are nothing but a thief.
- Man, I married Olina.

965
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,243
Your mistake.
Ada, Fanéa!

966
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,921
Do you think I am enjoying it?

967
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,608
Stealing grandpa like that.

968
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:11,761
Fantastic.

969
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:14,601
Pepa!

970
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:15,721
Leave me be.

971
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,850
Come on, get in the car.

972
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:22,164
Alright, listen to me.
I have come up with a compromise.

973
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:27,527
We'll go to the graveyard
and bury the urn in the grave together.

974
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:28,967
Grandpa will be present

975
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,049
when someone comes to visit him,
and cremated, as he wanted.

976
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,327
But grandpa mostly wanted to get away.

977
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,970
As far from them as possible.

978
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:37,530
- Don't exaggerate.
- I am not.

979
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,331
Alright. As you wish.
I'll take him there myself.

980
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,401
Bye.

981
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:45,481
Pepa!

982
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:58,603
Pepa! Don't you get it? This is about
principles. About freedom.

983
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:02,651
Yeah. He should've been free when he
still lived. As you two should be.

984
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:03,960
How the fuck were we supposed to do

985
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,247
that when the communists were in power
for forty years?

986
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:07,731
That's really great from you.

987
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,723
You're more impotent than me.

988
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,690
Always trying to outsmart and dodge them.
You excel at that.

989
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,922
You were lucky, you got Alena
and now you'll brag about it?

990
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,083
Nonsense, man. If you can't choose
well, don't get married.

991
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:18,922
Wait, that...

992
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,042
You got married to my sister,
what did you expect?

993
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,285
It's the same with cows.
All he does is philosophize about it,

994
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,647
saying that cows also have
the right to a happy life.

995
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:27,642
Of course they do.

996
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,921
Give it to them, then! A vet.

997
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,526
- Pepa!
- Pepa!

998
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,369
What?

999
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,562
- We will get in trouble.
- Not interested.

1000
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,802
There will be trouble. Help me, Erik.

1001
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,370
But I am an editor in chief.

1002
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:40,441
Come! Freedom!

1003
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,888
- I can write about it.
- Go, cows. Freedom has arrived!

1004
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:44,961
Come, girls!

1005
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,770
Uncle will take you for a trip!

1006
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,080
This is freedom!

1007
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,441
What, you're afraid again, aren't you?

1008
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,842
As always. Even the cows,
when they can, they go. See that?

1009
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,400
For thirty years, you've just been
sitting and looking around.

1010
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:05,371
Women didn't take any freedom from you;
you've never had any inside you.

1011
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:09,923
There was nothing to take.
Come, let's go! Freedom!

1012
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:40,526
We're cowboys herding stolen cows on
the prairie through day and night.

1013
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,887
People in the newsroom
won't believe me.

1014
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,769
- And we will help the poor.
- Right.

1015
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,968
Like Robin Hood, Nikola éuhaj,

1016
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,804
Jénoéik... you know, those guys.

1017
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,201
Do you know what those guys
had in common?

1018
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,805
That they were true men.

1019
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:53,881
No.

1020
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:59,326
No. That they got caught
and executed in the end.

1021
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,081
Fuck.

1022
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,728
- Oops. Do we have any guns?
- Wait, you two disappear.

1023
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,246
- Maybe they're going somewhere else.
- They're not.

1024
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,000
Keep calm. I was the
one who fucked up.

1025
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:12,004
You did fuck up, but I am a mental patient,
so I will get out of this somehow.

1026
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,162
As for me, I won't run away from
anybody anymore.

1027
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:16,766
- Take the um and get out of here.
- Alright.

1028
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,729
Don't tamper with grandpa.
I have him weighed.

1029
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:22,004
- Of course. Bye, dad. Stay strong!
- Bye.

1030
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,684
Ada, Fanéa, let's go.

1031
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,002
Give me some more.

1032
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,730
So, once more, alright?

1033
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,882
Where did you get the herd?

1034
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,400
We liberated it.

1035
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:02,891
No, you stole it.

1036
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,046
Cows have the right to a good life.

1037
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:08,885
But humane treatment makes
steaks expensive for butchers.

1038
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,167
Sure. And you are their
saviour, aren't you?

1039
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:15,086
I am a shepherd preaching
love of cattle.

1040
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:24,720
I can't anymore.

1041
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:27,611
This one also preaches love
of cattle?

1042
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:36,926
Alright. Look, my father-in-law is
hospitalized at a mental institution,

1043
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,925
so you can't take
word for word everything he says.

1044
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,289
0k. Ok. So the address of
the institution, phone number...

1045
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:49,966
Thanks. Our colleague.

1046
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,441
My name is Héjkové.
Can I pick him up, then?

1047
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:54,010
- After you.
- Thanks.

1048
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:56,441
Yes?

1049
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:03,691
- Olinka? What are you doing here?
- Hi.

1050
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,000
It is thanks to your wife

1051
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,402
that we'd found you before something
truly serious happened.

1052
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,802
The herd could have
roamed onto the road or train tracks.

1053
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,723
But she had no idea where we were?

1054
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,167
So, is that all?
Can I take him home with me?

1055
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:17,241
Sign here.

1056
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,527
Yes.

1057
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,130
What do you mean, she found us?

1058
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:24,524
Your wife made a wise use of certain
technical amenities.

1059
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,484
I still don't get it.

1060
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,883
You should know that your phone
sends its coordinates.

1061
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,405
Sends its coordinates to whom?

1062
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,767
Listen. If you'd just told me
where you were,

1063
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,729
I wouldn't have had to do this at all.

1064
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,007
Are you saying you bugged me,
just like that?

1065
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:40,447
It's your own fault; you shouldn't
have behaved like that.

1066
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,603
Man, so she teamed up on me
with the national police?

1067
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:45,125
Calm down, would you, please?

1068
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,929
You have the manners
of the secret police!

1069
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,968
What are you doing? Calm down!

1070
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,520
- Please...
- You even look like them!

1071
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,601
Please...

1072
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:54,361
Calm down!

1073
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,928
Please, please. First, we will

1074
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:01,722
finalize the release and then you can talk
about this in a calm fashion, ok?

1075
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,006
There will no longer be anything
to talk about.

1076
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:04,411
What do you mean,
nothing to talk about?

1077
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:06,403
In a marriage, there
are certain rules...

1078
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:07,481
Shut up!

1079
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,211
Please, you can't leave.

1080
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,648
You too, shut your mouth. So either arrest
me immediately or leave me alone!

1081
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:15,802
- Arrest him.
- You have abused personal data.

1082
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,484
- Where are you going?
- Away.

1083
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:18,800
But where, away?

1084
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,002
Get the coordinates, bitch!

1085
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,602
That will be fifty crowns.

1086
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:25,881
Sorry?

1087
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:29,206
Well, “bitch” is for fifty crowns.

1088
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:36,921
Wait for a moment, his wife is organizing
his transfer to the Bohnice institute.

1089
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,490
What do you mean, Bohnice?

1090
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,689
To a closed unit.
I hear you escape all the time.

1091
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:46,926
No, no. I belong to the institution
in Poiiéi. I need my medication.

1092
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,208
How come you suddenly know
where you are being treated?

1093
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,123
And what about the cows?

1094
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,048
But I don't want to go to Prague.

1095
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,203
I need to call the
head doctor in Pofiéi.

1096
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,524
You are mentally ill.

1097
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:04,168
Your wife wanting to have you under
supervision can only be a good thing.

1098
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,925
Gentlemen, you can't do this to me.

1099
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:10,602
That woman destroyed forty
years of my life.

1100
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:17,367
I want to go back to my institution.

1101
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:18,601
To my madhouse.

1102
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:22,931
I don'! believe that you'd
use the institution to hide from her.

1103
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,764
That wouldn't help you.

1104
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:26,761
You think?

1105
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:28,360
Just don't talk to him at all.

1106
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:29,726
Karel, wait.

1107
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:00,362
And the dog, madam?

1108
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,291
- Sorry?
- Well, will you take him or not?

1109
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,251
Hello. Mr Berger.

1110
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:12,881
Sign here.

1111
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,241
What is this?

1112
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,444
They're inspecting everything.

1113
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,010
You mean because of me?

1114
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,651
And tomorrow,
people from the ministry are coming.

1115
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,769
They were asking why our patients herd
cows somewhere in the hills.

1116
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,524
They watched the news.

1117
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,441
Hi, Olinka.

1118
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,365
What's with the dog?

1119
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,208
Don't pretend you don't know him.

1120
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,961
Come in.

1121
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:52,400
What's going on?

1122
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,686
Are you also planning to run away?

1123
01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:58,961
Me? No. Why?

1124
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,726
Wow, what a state this place is in.
She's so messy.

1125
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,211
It's fine. Alena is cool.

1126
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,401
Cool?

1127
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,090
- Yes.
- Where is she?

1128
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,289
- I guess she's gone to the gym.
- At midnight?

1129
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,330
Or maybe she's gone out for
a glass of wine with someone.

1130
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,244
For wine, where? For wine, with whom?

1131
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:24,522
What do you mean, for wine?

1132
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,122
Wow, I make so much effon!

1133
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:31,931
I would never go for wine if our home
was so incredibly messy.

1134
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,048
Erik has his meals cooked for him,
his clothes washed and ironed,

1135
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:36,566
our girl does hobbies
he doesn't even know about,

1136
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:39,120
I arrange our holidays,
I do everything.

1137
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,443
So what the fuck am I doing wrong,
brother?

1138
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:46,731
Keep calm, sis.
Everything will be ok.

1139
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:52,249
Pepa! Honey! I'm home, my love!

1140
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:53,960
Do you know what time it is,
my dear wife?

1141
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:55,610
We are being tormented here,

1142
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,682
yearning for your presence and you roam
around in the middle of the night.

1143
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,125
Maybe you have a lover?

1144
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,601
Pepa, I have something for you.

1145
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:02,961
- A gift?
- Wait.

1146
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,050
0k. What is it? A picture?

1147
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,203
Pepa, please, take a proper look,
what is it, hm?

1148
01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:13,805
Don't know, something abstract or...

1149
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:15,962
Pepa, come on, it's a baby.

1150
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,091
A baby? Wow.

1151
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:23,767
Hi.

1152
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:24,801
Oh, hi, hi!

1153
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:56,247
What are you doing?

1154
01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:00,644
- You are not allowed to go outside.
- Come on, step aside.

1155
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:03,801
How can I help?

1156
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,761
The head doctor...

1157
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,888
doesn't work here anymore.

1158
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:09,121
And you're who?

1159
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,921
My name is Berger,
I've been placed here.

1160
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,490
Ah, you're the one.

1161
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,964
I've heard that you are more often
displaced than placed.

1162
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,401
I actually wanted to arrange...

1163
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:26,006
There is not much to be arranged.

1164
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:31,048
You will have to make up your mind
about what's actually wrong with you.

1165
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,203
We are very reliable
when it comes to caring for ill people.

1166
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:39,286
Reliable mainly means a strict schedule
and a properly locked door,

1167
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:41,681
especially at the closed unit.

1168
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:44,521
But I am not in the closed unit.

1169
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:45,283
Of course.

1170
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:48,642
But a patient committing
criminal activities

1171
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,446
in a state of diminished capacity

1172
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,324
definitely belongs in the closed unit.

1173
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:56,961
I understand.

1174
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:04,044
And if you think we will make some
sort of a deal later, you are wrong.

1175
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:05,691
Do you believe me?

1176
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,369
So this is what I get
for all I've done for you?

1177
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:17,851
Great. Wanna get pregnant? Alright.

1178
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,888
I could have found
somebody for you. But why him?

1179
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,564
I've sacrificed everything for you,
absolutely everything.

1180
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:24,041
I took you everywhere with me,
and you?

1181
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,963
You have tarnished everything.

1182
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:27,530
To the very last bit. And you? Ha-ha.

1183
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,604
You bastard, you
have fucked your hostess.

1184
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:31,681
A pure breed.

1185
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,649
You'll be paying maintenance,
you stinker.

1186
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:36,529
Maybe the first try didn't work out.

1187
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,921
We also had to make an effort.

1188
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:44,723
By the way, Pepa is not interested
in how you got pregnant?

1189
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:49,004
What do you mean, how?
The usual way.

1190
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:53,570
Come on, we all know of Pepa's issues
with his sperm.

1191
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:56,484
And why do you make it your business?

1192
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,247
I'm just asking. I'm his sister.

1193
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:04,211
No, you are not asking.
You just criticize everybody.

1194
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:07,443
Your father left your mom because he'd had
enough and if I am not mistaken,

1195
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,170
Erik has done the same, hasn't he?

1196
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:13,211
My father is ill and Erik and I
have just had a normal fight.

1197
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,487
But he doesn't fight with you.
He only dodges because

1198
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:19,645
he doesn't know if the next blow will
come from the left or right.

1199
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:22,530
Says somebody who undoubtedly
has Pepa under control...

1200
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,409
Don't you care at all about
where he was for those two days?

1201
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,562
I don't. And you know what?

1202
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,808
Maybe that's why Pepa feels
relaxed at home.

1203
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:31,042
The only man in this family.

1204
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:33,800
And you're happy.

1205
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:34,881
Yes, we are.

1206
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,410
All that happiness has
even made you pregnant.

1207
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:39,164
Exactly. You know what?

1208
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:42,528
Maybe all it took was to cheer
his sperm up a bit. Try it sometimes.

1209
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,641
Don't even look that way. Come.

1210
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:54,485
Hop inside, come on.

1211
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:58,321
Bye.

1212
01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:01,044
Thanks for the visit.

1213
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:04,842
- And what are you going to do about it?
- About what?

1214
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:07,651
Well, the child isn't yours,
I assume you know that?

1215
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:15,684
Alena is mine,
so the baby is mine, too.

1216
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:22,007
Don't be stupid, brother, she has
cheated on you, plain and simple.

1217
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:26,608
Or do you really think she has managed
to cheer your sperm up somehow?

1218
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:29,524
Well, she's just found
a way to take care of it.

1219
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:32,001
A way - but what way would you say?
Think.

1220
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:35,607
Come on. You keep saying that guys
shouldn't interfere

1221
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:39,924
with practicalities
at all, that it will make us happier,

1222
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,604
so I don't interfere.

1223
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:46,362
Look. I will either be an idiot who
got cheated on or a happy dad.

1224
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,329
I have chosen the latter.

1225
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,440
Everyone can
choose what they will be, correct?

1226
01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:58,127
So, Alena has just taken care
of things somehow.

1227
01:26:58,640 --> 01:26:59,721
Because she loves me.

1228
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:06,801
Take care, bye.

1229
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:32,961
Come. Out!

1230
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,041
What's going on?

1231
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:36,088
Take him back where he belongs.

1232
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:38,128
Hey, now he will screw the other one,
too.

1233
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:39,281
You'll manage.

1234
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,762
Wait, where are you going?

1235
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:43,524
Are you crazy or what?

1236
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:08,441
Hi, Jan.

1237
01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:11,801
Hi.

1238
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,484
So you're here already.

1239
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:24,721
Yes.

1240
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:26,965
I was expecting you later.

1241
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,530
I know, but they...

1242
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:34,250
That undrinkable coffee
of yours again.

1243
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:40,651
I'll make you tea.

1244
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,884
Herbal tea with honey.

1245
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:55,444
I'm so glad things will be the same
as they used to be.

1246
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:32,124
What did you play with
as a little girl?

1247
01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:36,045
Well, what do you think? With dolls.

1248
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:42,086
My dad built me a room for them,
then a dollhouse.

1249
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:45,201
And you?

1250
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:51,130
We'd play police, bandits,
but mostly cowboys.

1251
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:55,804
That's why I went to
study to be a vet.

1252
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:58,926
So all your dreams
have come true?

1253
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:03,849
Our. Our dreams have come true.

1254
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:07,801
Well.

1255
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:55,803
Where do you want to go?

1256
01:31:58,480 --> 01:31:59,481
I don'! know.

1257
01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:06,486
But I won't be leaving this house.

1258
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:11,571
I don'! want to start
from nothing at the age of sixty.

1259
01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:18,209
And I don't know why
I should be getting divorced.

1260
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,123
None of this is my fault.

1261
01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:23,323
I am not going to court.

1262
01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:24,931
You don't have to.

1263
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:28,686
I have sacrificed
my entire life for this family.

1264
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:33,201
You have destroyed everything.

1265
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,522
You have spoiled everything.

1266
01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,522
Where is he going to live?

1267
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:04,041
How do I know?

1268
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,883
He has to live somewhere.

1269
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:12,205
Maybe he will better off somewhere
else than with me.

1270
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:14,721
Does he have money?

1271
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:17,321
No idea.

1272
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,530
Well, has he taken his card or not?

1273
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:22,968
He didn't need it at the institution.

1274
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,649
Now he will.

1275
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:27,651
How much is on it?

1276
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:29,564
I don'! know. The usual.

1277
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:34,929
I'll send it after Erik. He's supposed
to come over for his stuff, anyway.

1278
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,606
Everything your dad needs is here.

1279
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:38,801
With me.

1280
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:42,644
Yeah, mom. But he's an adult.

1281
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:46,085
And he has the right to live
his own life.

1282
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:51,007
And when did you come up with that,
honey? Before Erik ran away?

1283
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:52,801
0r after?

1284
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:57,321
I'll call you.

1285
01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:32,921
Yes.

1286
01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:46,686
But it's just an old shed.
A pile of rubbish. What?

1287
01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:48,565
What use will it be to you,
my dear girl?

1288
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:50,165
Can I take it, then?

1289
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:53,088
But without the rabbit hutch.

1290
01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:54,161
Alright.

1291
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:56,651
You can drive in!

1292
01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:17,684
It's a houseboat, so why did grandpa
never have it on the river?

1293
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:21,449
Well there was this decree,
under communism.

1294
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:23,807
All the houseboats had to stay
on shore.

1295
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:24,961
Well yeah, grandma, but..

1296
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:27,646
Grandpa was happy to stay at home.

1297
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:30,646
No, grandma, I don't think he was.

1298
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,331
- Hi.
- Hi.

1299
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:48,122
What the hell are you doing here?

1300
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:50,806
I assume you know where dad lives?

1301
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:53,764
Well, it's not exactly a living space.

1302
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:56,401
Give him this.

1303
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:02,161
- PIN?
- That's his card. And this.

1304
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:05,366
But it's full of holes.

1305
01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:07,964
Well, you keep going
on about solidarity,

1306
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:10,441
so fix it up for him,
won't you?

1307
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,046
Three months later

1308
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:36,488
The most recent research of professor
Heldsam from Brown

1309
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:41,088
University has confirmed that the
lives of divorced men are on average

1310
01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:45,324
fourteen hundred days shorter than
those of married men.

1311
01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:49,724
That is almost
four years, my friends.

1312
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:55,246
Divorced men spend twice
as much time in hospitals,

1313
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:59,645
they're nine times more likely to fall
into depression

1314
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:05,448
and their risk of premature death is
fifteen percent higher.

1315
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:06,761
Show me.

1316
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:13,485
This is fine. Your teeth,
yes, yes.

1317
01:37:14,160 --> 01:37:15,161
And your ear?

1318
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:19,608
While divorced women can still
find joy in their work,

1319
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:23,844
enjoy time with their grandchildren
and pursue their hobbies,

1320
01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:27,447
a divorced man quickly
loses his life's purpose

1321
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:31,362
and starts to
sink into sadness and solitude.

1322
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:38,885
If you can save these men, my dear
female colleagues, then please do.

1323
01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:47,122
I really don't do neutering.

1324
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:49,522
But I don't understand why?

1325
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:53,283
Because of my conviction.

1326
01:38:56,920 --> 01:38:58,490
Fifty six years.

1327
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,531
Fifty six.