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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(MAN SINGING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GASPS) What're you
doing here, Kendall?
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Collecting a rare cave sap
for Ronaldo's birthday
present, Clarence.
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Well, don't just
stand there!
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Be a gentleman
and help me up.
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You can let go now.
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So can you!
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Oh, no! The sap!
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Who, Ronaldo?
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No, the cave sap.
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It's a highly potent
adhesive compound!
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In English?
It's sticky stuff.
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Kick! What's taking you
so long to... (EXCLAIMS)
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No! No...
(SCREAMS)
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No, no, no, no!
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He thinks we're
boyfriend and girlfriend.
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And that means...
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(GASPS) Everyone
will think we're
boyfriend and girlfriend!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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Tonight is Ronaldo's
birthday dinner.
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We have got to get
unstuck by 7:00,
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and we cannot let
him see us together.
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No one can
see us together!
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And I know just how
to get us unstuck.
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Oh, no.
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You're making that
daredevil face again.
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And nothing good
ever comes from
making that face!
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(SCREAMS)
Trust me!
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People will see us!
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Nobody ever goes this way!
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I wonder why!
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(KENDALL SCREAMING)
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(GROWLS)
Gator!
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Later.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CHAINSAW REVVING)
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KENDALL: Hold it!
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Now, you listen to me,
Buttowski!
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I have 25 minutes till
Ronaldo's birthday dinner,
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and I will be rid
of you by then.
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We are going to
do this my way!
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We're going to
Ronaldo's lab,
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we're getting his
anti-sticky solvent.
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Do you get me?
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(PANTING)
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Trust me.
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All we have to do
is make it to Ronaldo's house
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at the end of
this quiet street,
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and then we're home free.
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MAN: What a crowded street!
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Looks like all of
Mellowbrook is here
for the annual street fair!
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About your way...
I hate it.
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If somebody sees us,
they're gonna
think you're my...
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(GROANS)
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Not half as bad
as someone
thinking you're my...
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(GROANS)
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Let's just
take the sewer.
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No!
I already smell bad enough
from being near you.
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(GASPS)
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It's Mouth!
He'll blab to everyone!
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Why are you rooting
through the garbage?
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Why am I rooting
through the garbage?
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Well, clearly you know
nothing about me,
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as I always root
through the garbage.
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And why would you
possibly do that?
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Because I'm a...
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Freegan.
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I only eat what I find
in the garbage.
Like this sandwich.
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But it's half-eaten
and covered with mold.
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Which I cannot
wait to eat.
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Unless there's something
else in there?
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Anything at all?
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Mmm.
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So free.
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Freegans are weird.
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That was close.
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That was close, too.
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By the way,
I owe you for that.
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Look at it this way,
it can't get much
worse from here.
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(EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHS)
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Now what?
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We make up.
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Let me get this straight.
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You're going to disguise
yourself as a princess?
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Not as a princess.
An heiress.
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The sole benefactor
to the Perkins estate.
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Whatever.
As long as no one
recognizes you.
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(GASPS) It's Gordie
and his goons!
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He can't see us!
He'll... Kendall?
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(GASPING)
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Buttowski!
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You're buying makeup?
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Since when do daredevils
wear makeup?
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Since always.
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Never know when
you'll be on camera.
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Here we have a cheek brush.
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For the cheeks.
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And the tongue.
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And this is...
Some eye junk.
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Oh, no... Not that.
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(CATCALL)
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Lipstick.
Ooh. My favorite.
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Kick Buttowski in makeup!
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Can't wait to post
this one on my blog,
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GibbleGabber.
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Oh! You look precious.
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We need to find a hose.
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So you can wash that off?
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So I can drown myself.
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Come on!
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I'll take
whatever he bought.
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And some lash
volumizer, too.
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Come on!
The coast is clear.
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I smell Kick Buttowski!
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Kendall!
You've been near Kick!
I can smell it!
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You mean I reek?
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(STRAINING)
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Well, I guess
Kick isn't here.
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Phew!
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But I know I smell
the musky aroma
of awesome.
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Are you wooing my Kick?
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You think you can
take me, dollface?
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I've coughed up hair balls
bigger than you...
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Phew. Huh?
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Hey, look! It's Kick
doing something amazing!
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"Amazing," huh?
I didn't mean it.
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Obviously.
I was just avoiding
a close call.
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Well, here comes
a closer call.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the Dillweed
and his little...
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Wait a second.
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There's something different
about you, Gunther.
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(GRUFFLY) I don't know
about this, Kick.
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Did you gain weight?
What?
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(GRUFFLY)
I mean... Yes?
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And how come you two
are holding hands?
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Don't judge us.
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You seem less disgusting
than usual.
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There's something
not right.
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(FARTING)
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(GROANS) Nope.
That's Gunther, all right.
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BOTH: Phew!
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Wow. I didn't know
you had it in you.
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You kidding?
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One time, I ripped one
that knocked a lamp...
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I mean...
I didn't know, either.
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(EXCLAIMS) No!
No, no, no, no!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hello?
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RONALDO:
Darling! I'm on
my way back home!
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Ronaldo! Well, um,
take your time!
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
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Not a chance!
I'm going to rush
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to begin a magnificent
evening with my angelic
parabolic blossom.
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(GROANS)
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I'll be there soon.
Just finishing up in
the hardware store.
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Getting my change now...
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Walking to the door...
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Reaching for the handle...
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What are you doing?
Trust me.
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And exiting the store.
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(KISSING)
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Ugh. Just a second, hon.
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You know, there
is such a thing as
too much affection!
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See you soonsies.
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That was close.
Yeah, really close.
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I mean, it was
totally gross, too.
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Yeah, just awful.
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Ew. You smell
like a library.
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I'd so rather kiss a tire.
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(SCOOTER STARTS)
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We've gotta move fast.
(SCOFFS)
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I'm not worried.
There's no way
he could possibly...
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He added turbo
boosters, didn't he?
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(YELPING)
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RONALDO: (SCREAMS)
Cat on my face!
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My poor Ronaldo!
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At least it bought
us some time.
Look out!
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BOTH: Ronaldo's!
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RONALDO: Get off my face!
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We've gotta hurry!
He'll be here any minute!
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Kick, don't touch that!
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Just trust me.
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, this one's all you.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Password?
Sweetyface.
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Access granted.
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Okay, so where's
the solvent?
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Somewhere in here.
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(ECHOING)
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Up there!
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All right, I can get it
but I can't do it alone.
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You ready?
I've never been
more ready.
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Follow my lead!
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Hang on!
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Got it!
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Kick, look out!
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Gotcha!
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Awesome reflexes.
Awesome stunt skills.
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Nah, it was all you.
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No way! It was all you!
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You did better.
No, you did better!
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(BOTH GASP)
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Kick!
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I've... almost... got it.
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Got it!
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We're free!
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Well, Kendall,
it's been an experience.
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Yeah, it's been very...
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Ahem!
And what is
going on here?
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Ronaldo! It got dark
and Kick walked me here.
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Buttowski?
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Didn't think you were
capable of such
gentlemanly behavior.
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I'm much obliged.
Wait, Ronaldo, don't...
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And how was your birthday
dinner, honey bug?
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Uh... Well, it's...
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Not exactly
how I pictured it.
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Cheetah Chug, please!
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No! No.
No, no, no, no!
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(GUNTHER SCREAMS)
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Better make that
a double Chug.
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I got him, boss!
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Hands off, Horace!
We're keeping this
between brothers.
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Here's your corn dog, sir!
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You forgot the mustard!
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Sorry, sir!
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What the...
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Here's your corn dog, sir!
With mustard.
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That's better.
Now get lost.
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Yes, sir!
Very good, sir.
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I notice you're having
more than your fair share
of trouble with Brad.
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Nothing I can't handle.
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And swish!
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Listen, if you change
your mind about
handling Brad yourself,
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then go see
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Luigi Vendetta.
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I think I can handle
Brad on my own.
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BRAD: For the extra point!
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Luigi Vendetta, huh?
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(BOWLING PINS CLATTERING)
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
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"East Mellowbrook's
finest Italian-Canadian cafe.
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"Fugetabootit."
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Welcome to Fugetabootit.
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I'm here for
Luigi Vendetta.
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00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:46,497
Ooh. Follow me, eh?
261
00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:55,167
Mr. Vendetta?
262
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,415
I came requesting a favor.
263
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:05,327
Bottled water
or maple syrup, eh?
264
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,253
Bottle, Vinnie.
With a splash
of maple syrup.
265
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,130
You come requesting a favor?
266
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,205
You're Luigi Vendetta?
267
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,998
Yes. Sit, please.
268
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,210
So, I understand
we have a situation
with a big brother.
269
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,328
It's just that Brad's...
Say no more.
I understand.
270
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,923
And I can deal
with this for you.
271
00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:27,417
All I ask in return
is a favor
272
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:31,247
to be called for
at a later date.
273
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,080
Hmm. If I accept,
what will you do to Brad?
274
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:37,003
What will I do?
(LAUGHING)
275
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:46,249
(CLEARS THROAT)
276
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,290
So, what are you
going to do?
277
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,785
I'll take care of it.
278
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,292
And by the time
I'm finished,
279
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,211
you'll have Brad doing
whatever you want him to.
280
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,498
That's all you need to know.
281
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,790
Brad doing whatever
I want him to...
282
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,325
Here, brother,
I'll be your ramp.
283
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,165
That's all I need to know.
284
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,376
That's right, my friend.
285
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,915
Because once Luigi
starts something,
286
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,377
he finishes it.
287
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,535
Can I get a doggy
bag for this?
288
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,711
Oh, this is gonna be good.
289
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:35,419
I can't wait to see
what Luigi's going
to do to Brad.
290
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,463
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
291
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,125
It's time.
292
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,825
Once I start something,
293
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:44,084
I finish it.
294
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,133
(MAN ON SCREEN SCREAMING)
295
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,625
No, no!
296
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,881
(MAN GRUNTING IN PAIN)
297
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,575
I should have kept it
between brothers.
298
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,883
Brad might be a jerk
but he doesn't deserve...
299
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:56,785
(GASPS) I gotta stop Luigi.
300
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,753
(GASPS) It's time.
301
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,251
No!
302
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,330
Keep it down!
I'm trying to
enjoy the movie!
303
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,125
We weren't
sneaking in, I swear!
304
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,995
Yeah, we were just
sneaking in!
305
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,580
I mean... Hey, this
guy's not the cops!
306
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,330
Ah, forget this!
307
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,003
I have to make sure
nothing happens to Brad.
308
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,003
This movie stinks!
309
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,830
Yeah, we want
my money back.
310
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:26,924
Ooh, popcorn.
311
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,955
I'm here for Luigi!
312
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,749
He went out on a job, eh.
313
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,960
What does that mean?
It means...
314
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,669
He's gonna take care of it.
315
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,457
Real, good, eh?
316
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,288
I gotta get to Brad
before Luigi does!
317
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,211
Wait, stop. Luigi!
318
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,539
Papercut? Where'd
you get the new clothes?
319
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,422
Right here!
In the costume store!
320
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,830
Phew!
321
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:18,833
Yeah, Brad.
322
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,210
Luigi, no!
323
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,083
Ah!
324
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,038
(LAUGHING)
325
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,001
This is the best
tie sample ever!
326
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,880
Thanks!
327
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,503
Woah! Mad cash!
328
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,830
Arcade!
Stop!
329
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,254
Look out!
Help!
330
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,331
Whatever.
Aw, come on!
331
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:08,792
(GROANS)
332
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,881
Okay, Brad!
I have to tell you.
333
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,705
I hired someone
to settle the score
between us,
334
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,379
but I realize
it was a mistake
335
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,665
and I've been trying
to call it off all day!
336
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,207
So, please forgive me
337
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,628
and let me help you
hide from this guy!
338
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,245
Because the
truth is, Brad,
339
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,380
you're my brother and...
340
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:29,665
What?
341
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,327
Oh, back for more?
342
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,750
Brad, no.
343
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,922
Wait! (MUFFLED)
344
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,997
Wonder how I'm gonna
beat you down today.
345
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,330
Oh, decisions,
decisions.
346
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,173
Will it be
the Philly Fist,
347
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,456
or the Portland Pounder?
348
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,918
The Walla Walla Wedgie?
349
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,827
Or maybe the
Jersey Jab?
350
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:54,247
(MUFFLED)
351
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,960
(LAUGHING)
Begging won't save you.
352
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,419
Nothing will save you!
353
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,747
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
354
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,253
Who are you supposed
to be, small fry?
355
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,380
My name is Luigi Vendetta.
356
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,125
I am the youngest
of seven brothers.
357
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,075
I have acquired skills.
358
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,423
Skills that make
it make it tough
359
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,287
for older brothers
everywhere.
360
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,831
What the...
I have been sent
to settle a score,
361
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:20,334
at the request of
your little brother.
362
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,923
Ooh, I'm so scared!
I'm terrified!
363
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,247
Please don't hurt me!
364
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,330
I promise I'll stop!
Really?
365
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,633
No, not really, shrimp!
366
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,995
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
367
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,830
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
368
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,749
(PLAYS NOTE)
369
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,290
♪ Big brothers shouldn't
bully or degrade
370
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,961
♪ Be sugar sweet
not lemonade
371
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:48,329
♪ Do not partake
in sibling rivalry
372
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,963
♪ Cherish your family!
373
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:55,249
♪ Big brothers ought to be
role models so
374
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,380
♪ Be kind to your young bro! ♪
375
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,500
(LAUGHING)
376
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,750
That was the lamest
score settling ever!
377
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:15,205
♪ Big brothers shouldn't
bully or degrade
378
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:18,578
♪ Be sugar sweet
not lemonade
379
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,963
This guy's lame.
I'm out of here.
380
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,249
♪ Do not partake
in sibling rivalry
381
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,290
♪ Cherish your family!
382
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,711
♪ Big brothers ought to be
role models so
383
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:32,209
♪ Be kind to your young bro!
384
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:35,998
♪ Big brothers shouldn't
bully or degrade
385
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,630
♪ Be sugar sweet
not lemonade
386
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:43,075
♪ Do not partake
in sibling rivalry
387
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,383
♪ Cherish your family!
(BRAD SCREAMS)
388
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:50,292
♪ Big brothers ought to be
role models so
389
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,251
♪ Be kind to your young bro
390
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,630
♪ Big brothers shouldn't
bully or degrade
391
00:19:56,625 --> 00:20:00,035
♪ Be sugar sweet
not lemonade
(SCREAMING)
392
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:03,171
♪ Do not partake
in sibling rivalry
393
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,786
(BRAD SCREAMS)
♪ Cherish your family!
394
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,833
♪ Big brothers ought to be
role models so
395
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,424
(SCREAMING)
396
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,877
♪ Be kind to your young bro!
397
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:17,325
♪ Big brothers shouldn't
bully or degrade
398
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,583
♪ Be sugar sweet
not lemonade ♪
399
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,333
Okay, fine!
I give up!
400
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,003
I'll do whatever you say!
401
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,670
Just stop him!
Please! Please!
402
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,038
Okay, Luigi!
He's had enough!
403
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,501
I took care of it.
404
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,290
And for that you
owe me a favor
405
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,211
which I will call for
at a later date.
406
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:39,789
Thank you, Kick.
407
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:43,292
From now on, I promise to be
the best older brother ever!
408
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,921
I'll make you
breakfast in bed
and shine your helmet
409
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,457
and you can launch
off my back...
410
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,208
Pantsy? Pantsy?
411
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,208
Here's your corn dog,
sir, with mustard.
412
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,248
I hate mustard.
413
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,330
Now go get me another one.
414
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,543
Yes, sir.
Very sorry, sir.
415
00:20:58,542 --> 00:20:59,712
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
416
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,959
I noticed that
you're having
417
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,789
more than your share
of trouble with your
little brother.
418
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,082
If you need
some assistance,
then go see
419
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,213
Paddy O'Payback.
420
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,958
(SCOFFS)
We don't need this.
421
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,329
'Cause we keep it
between brothers.
422
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,083
(BRAD AND KICK GRUNTING)
423
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,333
BRAD: Take that and that!
424
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,825
Where's my corn dog?
425
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:23,294
♪ Big brothers shouldn't
bully or degrade
426
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:27,001
♪ Be sugar sweet
not lemonade
427
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,210
♪ Do not partake
in sibling rivalry ♪