1 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:12,338 Where's Lucy? 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,971 Oh, Dad picked her up at lunch so she could catch her bus 3 00:00:15,142 --> 00:00:17,601 for her big weekend at Camp All By Myself. 4 00:00:18,606 --> 00:00:21,812 Yeah, right. I bet a lot of guys go to that camp. 5 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:24,148 The whole thing's like a weekend-long Dating Game. 6 00:00:24,867 --> 00:00:27,028 Probably, but for the record, 7 00:00:27,205 --> 00:00:30,791 our beloved sister says that she will be better in a relationship of two 8 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:33,289 if she truly can accept and know herself 9 00:00:33,465 --> 00:00:35,127 as an individual of one. 10 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:37,878 You know the person whose guts I hate as a one or a two? 11 00:00:38,056 --> 00:00:39,089 Bobby Tripp. 12 00:00:40,352 --> 00:00:44,354 I hate the guts inside his guts and the guts inside of those guts. 13 00:00:44,818 --> 00:00:46,944 Our little neighbour? Why do you hate him? 14 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,952 Because he saw my underwear and won't shut up and say he's sorry. 15 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,113 Well, if you think about it, there's really no way 16 00:00:52,290 --> 00:00:54,000 he can shut up and say he's sorry. 17 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:56,162 Don't make me crawl over that seat and sock you. 18 00:00:57,715 --> 00:01:00,173 I wanted to smack Bobby Tripp so bad. 19 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:04,049 - The next time I think I will. - I don't think you will. 20 00:01:04,226 --> 00:01:06,388 Mom and Dad don't like us to solve problems that way. 21 00:01:06,564 --> 00:01:09,521 Yeah, yeah. By the way, Simon, 22 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,939 Bobby said he has a big brother, and I said I did too, 23 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,276 so you may have to fight him. 24 00:01:32,609 --> 00:01:33,855 Oh, sorry. 25 00:01:35,238 --> 00:01:37,067 Thank you. 26 00:01:39,203 --> 00:01:40,485 Whatever. 27 00:01:46,215 --> 00:01:47,795 Oh, good. 28 00:01:52,351 --> 00:01:53,978 Annie! 29 00:01:54,145 --> 00:01:55,974 I can't believe the reverend and your children 30 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:59,319 are letting you lift things at this stage of your pregnancy. 31 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:00,653 It might induce labour. 32 00:02:00,824 --> 00:02:02,450 Here and now is as good a place as any 33 00:02:02,618 --> 00:02:04,697 to get this show on the road. Bye-bye. 34 00:02:04,872 --> 00:02:08,161 Oh, now, you can't have those babies till we throw you the baby shower. 35 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,795 Now, don't do anything until after tomorrow. 36 00:02:10,966 --> 00:02:13,507 Wait. No. I thought I said a shower's not necessary. 37 00:02:13,679 --> 00:02:17,182 You did, but the ladies at the church knew you didn't mean it. 38 00:02:17,728 --> 00:02:19,639 We're all looking forward to it. 39 00:02:19,815 --> 00:02:22,819 We don't get to go to our minister's house nearly enough. 40 00:02:22,987 --> 00:02:25,825 No-- It's not at the church? The rec room at the church? 41 00:02:25,992 --> 00:02:29,245 Oh, no. We always have showers at the house. 42 00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:31,125 It's much more intimate. 43 00:02:31,293 --> 00:02:33,453 I'll see you tomorrow. Can't wait. 44 00:02:34,423 --> 00:02:35,753 Oh, hell. 45 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:27,983 It's practically time. 46 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,785 Your mother could go into labour next week, 47 00:04:30,957 --> 00:04:34,080 tomorrow or today, so I'm taking this opportunity 48 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:35,715 while your mother's grocery shopping 49 00:04:35,881 --> 00:04:38,838 with the only person she can stand to be with, herself, 50 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,758 to review, okay? 51 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:43,806 It's been a while since our last pre-baby delivery drill 52 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:47,066 and the routine may be a little rusty. Rusty's not good, because, you know, 53 00:04:47,235 --> 00:04:49,728 when things get crazy around here, as they inevitably will, 54 00:04:49,905 --> 00:04:51,901 we'll need the routine. The routine will save us. 55 00:04:52,076 --> 00:04:55,116 The routine will make order out of chaos. 56 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:59,161 So, Matt, head cook and bottle washer. 57 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,344 Please keep in mind multiple food groups 58 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:06,552 and try to serve meals that feature more than one colour. 59 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:11,025 Mary, carpooling and miscellaneous transportation. 60 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:13,234 - Lucy? - Camp All By Myself. 61 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,071 Right. Right. Lucy will be packing lunches, 62 00:05:16,242 --> 00:05:20,660 and, Simon, put out the breakfast stuff and then clean it up. 63 00:05:21,293 --> 00:05:26,006 And, Ruthie, water the plants. 64 00:05:26,177 --> 00:05:28,847 Water plants, water plants, water plants. Got it. 65 00:05:29,015 --> 00:05:30,642 But if Mom has the babies this weekend, 66 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:32,306 someone's gonna have to cover for Lucy 67 00:05:32,479 --> 00:05:33,512 because she's at camp-- 68 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:35,483 All By Myself. 69 00:05:35,651 --> 00:05:37,112 You're right. You're right, now, 70 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:39,772 if your mother goes into labour this weekend, 71 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:42,076 Simon, assist with all meals, Mary, move to laundry. 72 00:05:42,246 --> 00:05:44,205 Make sure everybody has something clean to wear, 73 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,868 and remember, bleach is a fair-weather friend. 74 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,670 So, what's the pre-delivery routine for you and Mom? 75 00:05:50,844 --> 00:05:52,008 We don't need one. You know, 76 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:53,925 every pregnancy and delivery is different. 77 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:57,020 The key is just staying loose and flexible 78 00:05:57,188 --> 00:06:00,941 and keeping your mom calm and relaxed until the big day. Got it? 79 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:04,365 - Hello, anybody home? - That's your mother. 80 00:06:04,534 --> 00:06:06,945 You know what to do. Make me proud. 81 00:06:14,092 --> 00:06:15,588 No, no, get the groceries. 82 00:06:31,497 --> 00:06:33,160 - Are you all right? - No. 83 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:36,338 Is it time? Should I call the doctor or should we just go to the hospital? 84 00:06:36,506 --> 00:06:38,299 I ran into Mrs. Beeker at the grocery store, 85 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,427 and she insisted that the Church's women's group 86 00:06:40,596 --> 00:06:43,434 throw me a baby shower tomorrow. Can you believe it? 87 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:45,097 No. 88 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:49,726 I know you probably already told me several times, but remind me. 89 00:06:49,904 --> 00:06:52,314 Why are you so against a baby shower? 90 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:55,330 Because those women are difficult, nosy, gossipy. 91 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:59,044 So my work from the pulpit every Sunday is really paying off. 92 00:07:01,757 --> 00:07:03,135 I'm gonna call Patricia. 93 00:07:03,301 --> 00:07:05,712 Maybe I can get her to come so I won't have to kill myself. 94 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,173 Good idea, hon. 95 00:07:11,023 --> 00:07:13,695 Are you pacing yourself? 96 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:14,895 You might wanna try 97 00:07:15,072 --> 00:07:17,197 carrying more than one bag in at a time. 98 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,864 That way the food might still be fresh 99 00:07:19,037 --> 00:07:21,198 when it finally arrives in the kitchen. 100 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:26,673 Would you come? Please? 101 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:29,680 I'd like to have at least one person I like at my baby shower. 102 00:07:29,847 --> 00:07:32,852 Of course I'll come. Morgan and John can do something with Eric and Matt, 103 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,098 and then the other kids can help or clean up 104 00:07:35,273 --> 00:07:37,434 or hide or do whatever we wanna make them do. 105 00:07:37,611 --> 00:07:39,321 Oh, that'd be great. 106 00:07:39,489 --> 00:07:40,605 Your big coffee pot? 107 00:07:40,782 --> 00:07:43,074 Yours. I'll send it over later by messenger. 108 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:46,784 - Thanks. I owe you one. - Oh, yes, you do. See you later. 109 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,585 Okay. Bye-bye. 110 00:07:59,232 --> 00:08:00,264 What are we doing? 111 00:08:00,441 --> 00:08:03,612 Getting a jump on the plant-watering job Dad chained me to. 112 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:07,829 You know, it's not good 113 00:08:07,996 --> 00:08:11,285 to leave mayonnaise, hamburger and eggs in the car. 114 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:14,131 Sorry, that's the one that got away. 115 00:08:15,927 --> 00:08:18,597 Getting ready for the babies is kind of exciting, 116 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,594 but it's scary too, don't you think? 117 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:24,140 Having two new people in the family will be a pretty big change. 118 00:08:24,316 --> 00:08:26,394 It's just been the seven of us for a while. 119 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:33,665 - Concerns, thoughts, fears, anybody? - We know the drill, Dad. 120 00:08:33,832 --> 00:08:36,753 Two of you will leave for the hospital, and four of you will come home. 121 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:40,507 - We've done this before. - I haven't, but I can follow along. 122 00:08:40,677 --> 00:08:42,173 True enough. 123 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:46,978 Well, I'm glad we could talk. 124 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:51,988 If you wanna talk some more, find me. 125 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:59,160 - Dad wants to talk. - Real bad. 126 00:08:59,335 --> 00:09:02,339 Yep. He's got a point, though. Once the twins are born, 127 00:09:02,506 --> 00:09:04,335 our lives will never be the same. 128 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,552 They're gonna need lots of attention and quiet, and once they're here, 129 00:09:08,726 --> 00:09:11,564 - they're here forever. - What if we don't like them? 130 00:09:11,731 --> 00:09:13,975 Having a baby is like rolling the dice in Vegas. 131 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,194 Sometimes the odds are good and you win big. 132 00:09:16,364 --> 00:09:18,323 And sometimes you crap out. 133 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:21,741 And Mom's having two babies. What are the odds? 134 00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:27,835 Great. Just great. 135 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,736 Thank you. 136 00:09:42,617 --> 00:09:44,411 You're welcome. 137 00:09:44,955 --> 00:09:47,329 Hey, how was school today? 138 00:09:48,002 --> 00:09:51,587 Fine, until Bobby Tripp saw my underwear while I was on the swings 139 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,135 and won't shut up about it. 140 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:56,924 Why weren't you wearing the shorts that I made to match that outfit? 141 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:59,179 Because I was in a hurry this morning. And besides, 142 00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:02,144 why should I have to wear shorts because boys can't shut up? 143 00:10:03,194 --> 00:10:07,243 Why should the girls at school have to suffer because the boys are losers? 144 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:11,114 - What's wrong with this world? - I don't know. Can I get back to you? 145 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:14,296 Take your time. I'm not going anywhere. 146 00:10:24,022 --> 00:10:26,693 Have you all been using the same towel? 147 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,151 No. I use the hair dryer to dry off with. 148 00:10:29,322 --> 00:10:31,816 It's kind of like the blowers in the restroom at the mall. 149 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:37,289 - It makes you feel free. - Oh, well, dry is good. 150 00:10:37,461 --> 00:10:39,955 And the plants and I appreciate your getting a head start 151 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:41,545 on your plant watering. 152 00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:44,010 I'm just doing it now so I can get it over with. 153 00:10:44,181 --> 00:10:45,298 - Dad? - Yeah. 154 00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:48,016 What if the twins are yucky and nobody likes them? 155 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,311 We still have to have them in our family? 156 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:54,858 Yeah, but, you know, they're gonna be babies for a while, 157 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:59,533 and you'll get to know and love them, and they'll grow up and love you back, 158 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:03,756 and we'll all get used to each other and be very happy they're here. 159 00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:07,094 You're not telling me something. You're using your minister voice. 160 00:11:07,263 --> 00:11:09,887 I am not. It's my regular voice. 161 00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:12,980 Yeah, yeah. So did you say this kind of thing to Lucy 162 00:11:13,148 --> 00:11:14,941 when Simon was about to be born? 163 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:19,404 - Well, sort of, yeah. - Great. Just great. 164 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:35,804 - That's Matt's, and so is that. - How can you tell? 165 00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:39,442 I don't know exactly. I was just born that way. 166 00:11:40,069 --> 00:11:44,117 I was trying to squeeze in a little last-minute leisure reading. 167 00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:45,317 Because like Matt said, 168 00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:47,537 once those babies ride into town, it's over. 169 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,537 Or you could say it's just beginning. 170 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,964 That our life as a family of nine is just beginning. 171 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:56,885 But our life as a family of seven will be dead. 172 00:11:57,057 --> 00:11:58,303 Dead as a doornail. 173 00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:02,138 - Why do you think people say that? - Dead as a doornail? 174 00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:04,441 - Yeah. - I don't know. 175 00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:07,449 It doesn't matter. I'm gonna miss these talks 176 00:12:07,616 --> 00:12:08,816 once the twins get here. 177 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:10,954 Well, we'll still have time to talk. 178 00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:13,248 And you're gonna like the new family of nine too. 179 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:15,413 It'll just take some getting used to. 180 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:19,425 So there's two of them and one of me. 181 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:23,431 Plus I've got Deena and Nigel and my work with Ruthie. 182 00:12:23,602 --> 00:12:25,514 I don't know if there's enough me to go around. 183 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:30,355 Well, Simon, you've always been very generous with yourself. 184 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:33,452 If you have to make some cutbacks, we'll understand. 185 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:37,122 I hope so. It's not like we can go backwards here. 186 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:40,082 No. No, we can't. 187 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:49,186 - You? Matt? Me? - Mary. 188 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:01,248 Sorry to interrupt. 189 00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:05,001 Have you, by any chance, been chatting with your siblings 190 00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:06,754 about life after twins? 191 00:13:06,927 --> 00:13:07,960 Sort of. Why? 192 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,011 Well, because they were saying, "No problem, everything will be fine," 193 00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:14,389 like 15 minutes ago, and now they sound like the orchestra on the Titanic. 194 00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:18,068 I'm sorry, but it's not like I lied to them. Our lives are gonna change huge 195 00:13:18,238 --> 00:13:21,657 the minute you walk through the door with those two little bundles of joy. 196 00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:24,036 I know. I've been there, done that four times. 197 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:26,000 And everything's worked out. 198 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,329 Yeah, and I know this will, too, but it'll be weird. 199 00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:30,964 I'm 19 years older than these two little guys. 200 00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:32,547 I could be their father. 201 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,882 If you could be their father, I could be-- 202 00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,397 Take over here, will you? 203 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,073 Dad, the car's all gassed up. 204 00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:51,252 All carpooling and miscellaneous transportation systems are go. 205 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:56,050 - Great. Thanks. What's that? - Oh, it's Mom's bag for the hospital. 206 00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:59,093 - That's it? That's all she's taking? - I guess. 207 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,299 All right. Put it-- 208 00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:03,101 By the front door. I know. I've done this before. 209 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,028 Just saw Mary with your hospital bag. Is that all you're taking? 210 00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:10,745 Yes, unless you think we'll have time 211 00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:13,037 to squeeze in dinner and dancing while we're there. 212 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,537 How much do you think I'll need? 213 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,420 I thought your bag looked exactly right. 214 00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:18,666 Thank you. I have done this before. 215 00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,431 - Hello. - Dad, is that you? Are you there? 216 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,440 - Anybody? Hello? - Calm down, Luce. What's going on? 217 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,854 Nothing. No one talks. 218 00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:33,784 When the brochure said "all by myself," it meant it. 219 00:14:33,951 --> 00:14:35,578 No one talks to each other ever. 220 00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:38,371 They're all too busy listening and loving their inner voice. 221 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,169 How could this be happening to me? 222 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,127 Okay, stay calm. Now, you've only been there for a little while. 223 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,794 If your mom can give the Church's baby shower a chance, 224 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,551 you can give this a shot. 225 00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:49,519 I thought she got out of the baby shower. 226 00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:53,106 Well, she tried, but Mrs. Beeker cornered her in Frozen Foods. 227 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:56,114 Great. I'm out of the loop once again. 228 00:14:56,281 --> 00:14:59,119 I'm truly all by myself, here at Camp All By Myself. 229 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:03,074 Well, honey, I don't wanna keep you, because I know you wanna get inward 230 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:05,412 and reach your place of peace. 231 00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:08,130 Like it's gonna matter. I will be one of nine. 232 00:15:08,302 --> 00:15:13,265 - Ten if you count Happy. - But we don't. I love you. Bye-bye. 233 00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:16,641 - Everything okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 234 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,812 How about you? Calm and relaxed? 235 00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:21,817 - And you? - Great. Just great. 236 00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:24,659 Even if you meant "you" in the plural sense. 237 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,158 We're all still fine. Couldn't be better. 238 00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:30,458 Well, you know, probably could be better, you know, like, 239 00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:33,339 if I had to, you know, if my life depended on it, 240 00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:37,181 my being better, but otherwise, no, no. Everyone and everything is fine. 241 00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:56,335 Now, don't get me wrong. I'm all for being alone, no matter how lame it is. 242 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,136 I'm wide open to, like, new experiences, 243 00:15:58,304 --> 00:16:01,012 even if they're a total waste of time. And I'm fine. 244 00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:04,188 I'm perfectly happy, in fact, to be all by myself. That is not the point. 245 00:16:04,816 --> 00:16:06,526 - But-- - Who keeps giving her a phone? 246 00:16:06,944 --> 00:16:09,355 The point is that I thought I was gonna work my way up 247 00:16:09,532 --> 00:16:12,405 to being all by myself. This is cold turkey! 248 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:14,290 This was not in the brochure. 249 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,333 Do you have to be 18 to sue someone? 250 00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:22,627 Mary? Are you there? Mary? Anybody? 251 00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:27,183 - Mary? - No, it's Matt. 252 00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:29,436 See if you can find the brochure. 253 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:31,271 I need to know what the refund policy is. 254 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:32,812 Hey, Luce, here's Ruthie. 255 00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:38,119 Ruthie? Are you there? Ruthie? Anybody? 256 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,914 - Can't. Got company. Sorry. - I hear voices. 257 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,463 Hello? I need some help here. Hello? 258 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:53,607 Well, well, well, it's Bobby Tripp. 259 00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:57,478 Showtime. 260 00:17:04,418 --> 00:17:08,466 Are you there? Ruthie? Anybody? 261 00:17:08,884 --> 00:17:11,555 Hi? Hello? 262 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:26,822 - Sid Vicious is part wolf. - Oh, really? 263 00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:28,661 I thought your brother's name was Darryl. 264 00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:32,208 - It is. Sid's our dog. - He knows, moron. 265 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:35,091 Well, like I said, part wolf. 266 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,468 Oh, yeah? Well, Happy's part abominable snowman. 267 00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:46,317 - So, Darryl, long time no see, huh? - Yeah, well, it's a big street. 268 00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:49,162 So I hear your sister's got a problem with my brother. 269 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,953 He won't say he's sorry, so yeah, I got a problem with him. 270 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,586 That means you got a problem with me. 271 00:17:53,753 --> 00:17:55,498 Ditto. 272 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,930 Dr. King had peaceful ways of resolving violence, son. 273 00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:03,889 - Violence isn't the way. - What's that, Poindexter? 274 00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:08,145 So I guess once I take on the peroxide kid, you'll jump in. 275 00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:10,564 I know how you sons of ministers fight. 276 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,532 What was that about Dr. King again? 277 00:18:14,705 --> 00:18:18,042 Oh, he's gonna need a doctor when I'm done with him. 278 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,256 We'll get back to you. 279 00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:28,801 The two of youse are looking a little yellow to me. 280 00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:41,869 - Are you awake yet? - No. Go away. 281 00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:44,621 That's ok. I'll wait. 282 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,712 Are you getting Pop-Tart all over me in my bed? 283 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:52,057 No. Definitely not. 284 00:18:52,228 --> 00:18:55,018 Then why do I smell strawberry and crumbs? 285 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:58,152 Oh, let it go. We have bigger fish to fry. 286 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,242 All right. What? 287 00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:07,914 Are they serving a selection of finger foods? 288 00:19:08,088 --> 00:19:10,499 Yes, and probably dips galore and a vegetable tray 289 00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:12,755 with every member of the cabbage family on it, 290 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:16,018 and I'll have heartburn by cake. 291 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:19,890 - How many women are coming? - Two, three thousand. 292 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,818 Are you gonna play games? Of course you're gonna play games. 293 00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:25,566 - What shower doesn't have games? - I have no idea. 294 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:28,156 Luce, you know, if you can't hack camp 295 00:19:28,332 --> 00:19:31,585 and the voyage to your inner self, I can send someone to pick you up. 296 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,423 Can't hack it? I can hack it. I was just asking to be polite. 297 00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:37,839 The next sound you hear will be me hacking it. 298 00:19:38,516 --> 00:19:43,017 - Congratulations. I'll talk to you later. - Only if you need to talk. 299 00:19:45,194 --> 00:19:46,477 - You okay? - It's okay. 300 00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:51,410 Did I miss the games? The baby-shower games? 301 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,038 Mrs. Hinkle, the shower's not until 1. 302 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:57,333 It's only a little after 11 now. 303 00:19:57,507 --> 00:20:00,511 I guess I saw too many ones on the invitation. 304 00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:04,728 Then the shower hasn't started and the games aren't over? 305 00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:06,272 No. 306 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,933 So I have to play Pin the Cord on the Baby 307 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:13,277 and Guess the Birth Weight. I hate those. 308 00:20:13,451 --> 00:20:17,952 - I'm sorry. I-- - It's not your fault. 309 00:20:23,009 --> 00:20:26,382 I didn't know the shower was coed. I didn't bring a date. 310 00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,680 Not that I couldn't have gotten one. I just didn't know. 311 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:33,357 - May I use your phone? - No, the shower isn't coed. 312 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,487 We were just on our way out, 313 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:38,280 but I'd be happy to get you something before I leave. 314 00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:43,913 - The TV remote and some mixed nuts. - I'll be right back. 315 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:49,005 Thank you. 316 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,030 Mark, Darryl, they're here! 317 00:21:10,424 --> 00:21:14,472 - Mark's 16 now. - So is Mary, and she can drive. 318 00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:18,771 - So can Mark. - I know. He backed over our mailbox. 319 00:21:18,939 --> 00:21:19,971 Sorry. 320 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:26,653 - Mark? - Mary? 321 00:21:30,876 --> 00:21:32,336 God, you look great. 322 00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:34,582 I've gotta start looking over our fence more often. 323 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:38,507 - How have you been? - Great. Really great. And you? 324 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,632 Great. 325 00:21:41,352 --> 00:21:44,475 Listen, if you're not seeing somebody, I'd love to go out with you sometime. 326 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,650 Well, I'm kind of in-between somebodies right now. 327 00:21:48,823 --> 00:21:50,617 Great. Well, I'll call you tomorrow. 328 00:21:50,785 --> 00:21:52,827 I get home from church around 11:30. 329 00:21:52,997 --> 00:21:54,826 Well, expect a call about 11:31. 330 00:21:57,087 --> 00:21:58,797 Great. 331 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:05,222 - I'll be back. - Make my day. 332 00:22:16,079 --> 00:22:20,163 Annie, hi. Here we are. Right on time. 333 00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:22,627 I'd like you to meet Patricia Hamilton. She and her family 334 00:22:22,798 --> 00:22:24,710 are very good friends of Eric and mine. 335 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,714 Oh, it's a pleasure. 336 00:22:27,974 --> 00:22:29,434 Well, point us toward the kitchen, 337 00:22:29,601 --> 00:22:32,475 and we'll turn these bags into a gala spectacular. 338 00:22:33,316 --> 00:22:36,653 - Can I help? - Oh, no. You're the guest of honour. 339 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:40,028 You sit down and relax. We'll take care of everything. 340 00:22:40,203 --> 00:22:42,697 You know, I have never been in here. 341 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:45,369 Must be nice to have a Church just give you a house. 342 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,791 My Walter and I worked long and hard 343 00:22:48,217 --> 00:22:51,921 to save enough to get a little plot of earth that we call home. 344 00:22:52,099 --> 00:22:55,554 Let it go. This is gonna be fun. 345 00:22:56,273 --> 00:22:59,562 Okay, let it go, and this too will pass. 346 00:23:05,205 --> 00:23:08,043 Boy, that Xena is quite the tumbler, isn't she? 347 00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:10,585 I used to do some tumbling myself. 348 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,916 - Really? - Excuse me, dear. 349 00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:15,718 Could I get something cold to drink, dear? 350 00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:24,106 - Oh, of course. - Oh, good. Thank you. 351 00:23:33,419 --> 00:23:36,293 With the babies coming, I feel I should move out as soon as possible 352 00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:38,676 so they can have the space, but I can't find a place. 353 00:23:38,846 --> 00:23:42,432 - You got a job? - No, but I've got first and last. 354 00:23:42,602 --> 00:23:45,891 And if I find a place, I figure it'll motivate me to find a job. 355 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:49,272 - Right. - No, really. I have to pay my own way. 356 00:23:49,447 --> 00:23:51,608 With two new faces, somebody's gotta help your parents 357 00:23:51,784 --> 00:23:54,622 keep an eye on everything and everybody, and you're it. 358 00:23:54,790 --> 00:23:57,248 - And that counts for something? - Counts for a lot. 359 00:23:57,419 --> 00:24:00,293 Your parents are lucky to have you as their go-to guy. 360 00:24:01,677 --> 00:24:03,304 Thanks, man. 361 00:24:03,471 --> 00:24:05,466 You know, I wish I had it as together as he does. 362 00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:08,427 What if the twins aren't as bright as the others? 363 00:24:08,606 --> 00:24:11,015 How will they fit in? Will the other kids make fun of them? 364 00:24:11,192 --> 00:24:12,475 Or what if they're super smart? 365 00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:15,777 Our kids are smart, but they're not off the charts. What if the twins are? 366 00:24:15,951 --> 00:24:17,116 Will they mock the others? 367 00:24:17,287 --> 00:24:21,834 - Eric, calm down. You're losing it. - I know. Everyone's so calm. 368 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:24,248 Everyone's been through this before. I know I have too, 369 00:24:24,424 --> 00:24:27,713 but I can't remember a thing. I've gone completely blank. 370 00:24:27,888 --> 00:24:30,299 It's like riding a bike. It'll come back to you. 371 00:24:30,476 --> 00:24:32,186 - You think? - No. 372 00:24:32,355 --> 00:24:35,560 But I'm hungry, and I don't want you to scare our waiter away. 373 00:24:37,822 --> 00:24:39,449 Thanks. 374 00:24:49,592 --> 00:24:51,421 Go ahead and start. Don't let it get cold. 375 00:24:51,595 --> 00:24:54,172 No, it's okay. We'll wait for you. 376 00:25:03,533 --> 00:25:05,527 You think they forgot your order? 377 00:25:07,498 --> 00:25:08,698 No. 378 00:25:21,063 --> 00:25:22,643 "Then expect a call at 11:31." 379 00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:27,691 "Great." I'm going to puke. 380 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:30,787 Get over it. I'm not gonna punch somebody who's not asking for it. 381 00:25:30,955 --> 00:25:32,238 I'm not a psycho. 382 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:35,835 No, you're a traitor. A psycho traitor. 383 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:39,219 Can I help you find something? 384 00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:44,303 No. No. 385 00:25:44,478 --> 00:25:46,888 It's just that this house belongs to the Church, 386 00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,526 and as members of the Church, 387 00:25:48,693 --> 00:25:51,734 we'd just like to look around our property. 388 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:58,078 Our Church ladies sneak all over our house too. 389 00:26:03,302 --> 00:26:06,591 I guess these late-in-life pregnancies are hip these days, 390 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,806 though it's usually working women who schedule in the sperm bank 391 00:26:09,981 --> 00:26:14,113 between the big presentation at the office or the conference call. 392 00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:17,118 Can you imagine going to Las Vegas with this bunch? 393 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:21,286 We went to the MGM, and they made Tom Jones cry. 394 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:24,581 And he wasn't even expecting. 395 00:26:28,679 --> 00:26:29,712 Cough syrup. 396 00:26:30,181 --> 00:26:32,640 But you haven't coughed once since you've been here. 397 00:26:32,811 --> 00:26:37,644 - That's because it's working. - Oh, excuse me, dear. 398 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:43,661 Dear, could you get me another glass of punch? 399 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:52,385 Oh, thank you. Oh, she is so helpful. 400 00:26:53,555 --> 00:26:55,681 You're very lucky. 401 00:27:04,949 --> 00:27:06,494 Excuse me. 402 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:11,204 Excuse me. 403 00:27:11,378 --> 00:27:14,465 Could I have a word with you when you have a second, please? 404 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:25,061 My son and I have been waiting for our meals for a while now, 405 00:27:25,235 --> 00:27:26,980 and my friends' meals have gotten cold 406 00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:29,779 because they were politely waiting for us to be served. 407 00:27:29,951 --> 00:27:33,039 So for many reasons, no one at this table can eat, 408 00:27:33,207 --> 00:27:35,249 in spite of the fact that we are in a restaurant 409 00:27:35,419 --> 00:27:37,129 wearing both shirts and shoes. 410 00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:39,835 If you're not happy with the service here, 411 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:42,385 maybe you should go somewhere else. 412 00:27:42,765 --> 00:27:44,178 Next time I will. 413 00:27:44,351 --> 00:27:48,055 The only reason we're trying this place is because I won some coupons 414 00:27:48,232 --> 00:27:51,901 in a raffle, but the fact is, we are here trying to try it out, 415 00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:53,949 and I'd like the meals my son and I ordered. 416 00:27:54,118 --> 00:27:56,528 And when you bring back our order, bring the manager with you. 417 00:27:57,123 --> 00:28:00,959 Okay. He's not here, but I'll try to track him down. 418 00:28:01,589 --> 00:28:04,297 - Unbelievable. - No, it isn't. 419 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:15,154 - Can I help you? - Restroom. 420 00:28:16,406 --> 00:28:18,816 - Oh, thank you. - Oh, good. 421 00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:26,090 Oh, yes. This is clean. 422 00:28:28,719 --> 00:28:33,184 - May I help you? - No. Thank you. 423 00:28:33,352 --> 00:28:34,813 Here. 424 00:28:37,734 --> 00:28:39,896 We better stay in case they come back. 425 00:28:40,072 --> 00:28:42,150 Good idea. 426 00:28:42,325 --> 00:28:45,698 Are you excited about the babies? You'll probably get to hold them. 427 00:28:45,873 --> 00:28:48,498 I like being the baby and having people hold me. 428 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:52,760 Of course, because I'm the baby, everybody thinks they're the boss. 429 00:28:52,927 --> 00:28:54,008 Me too. 430 00:28:54,179 --> 00:28:56,590 I wouldn't mind being the boss for once, though, 431 00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:58,561 but I don't have anybody to boss. 432 00:28:58,728 --> 00:29:01,934 But you will. Pretty soon you'll have two anybodies, 433 00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:05,030 and then you'll be able to boss them around forever. 434 00:29:05,198 --> 00:29:06,695 Yeah! 435 00:29:06,868 --> 00:29:09,788 And I've been bossed around by everybody my whole life, 436 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,500 so think how good I'll be. 437 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,579 You are so lucky. 438 00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:16,712 You can come over sometimes and boss them around if you want. 439 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:18,381 - Really? - Yeah. 440 00:29:18,554 --> 00:29:21,559 Like you said, there are two of them. That's one for each of us. 441 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:27,568 - Oh, man. This is gonna be great. - Yeah. 442 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:38,664 I've got nothing. Talking is dead to me. 443 00:29:44,557 --> 00:29:48,262 Luckily, I love just being with me. 444 00:29:50,651 --> 00:29:53,061 We're in here talking. Thank you. 445 00:29:54,116 --> 00:29:55,695 When do you think the babies will come? 446 00:29:55,868 --> 00:30:01,995 I don't know. Dad says any day now. We're still talking. Thank you. 447 00:30:03,423 --> 00:30:04,836 I hate the waiting part. 448 00:30:05,009 --> 00:30:07,681 I mean, everything's gonna be different once the babies get here. 449 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:11,136 Just wish I could get on with my life so I can get used to it and have it become 450 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,428 my same different life. 451 00:30:12,605 --> 00:30:13,852 I don't blame you. 452 00:30:14,024 --> 00:30:16,601 Everything changed when Mom and Dad brought Lynn home. 453 00:30:17,948 --> 00:30:21,902 Mom put her in my arms and said, "Meet your big brother," 454 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,455 and I was thinking, "Oh, man," 455 00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:26,586 because you could tell just by looking at her 456 00:30:26,754 --> 00:30:28,167 she was gonna be trouble. 457 00:30:28,341 --> 00:30:30,217 Same with Ruthie, 458 00:30:30,386 --> 00:30:33,010 and she would constantly follow me and my friends around. 459 00:30:33,183 --> 00:30:35,094 She wanted to do everything I did. 460 00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:38,309 It was like, "Simon! Simon! Simon!" Drove me crazy. 461 00:30:38,484 --> 00:30:43,863 Yep. Lynn made me nuts. I miss it sometimes. 462 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,323 Me too. 463 00:30:53,927 --> 00:30:56,171 - Well, she was the one that-- - That's right. 464 00:31:10,121 --> 00:31:11,915 So you ready for two more Camdens? 465 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,746 I wasn't ready for the last three, 466 00:31:14,921 --> 00:31:17,249 and you just can't get ready for them. There's no way. 467 00:31:17,425 --> 00:31:20,513 And all this stuff we're doing around the house, it's just busywork. 468 00:31:20,681 --> 00:31:22,807 It makes Dad feel like he's contributing. 469 00:31:22,977 --> 00:31:25,305 We had to do the same thing when Mom was gonna have Lynn. 470 00:31:25,481 --> 00:31:28,569 Everyone with their little assignments. Baby comes, it goes out the window. 471 00:31:28,736 --> 00:31:30,696 Yeah, but babies are so fun, you know? 472 00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:32,492 They're always doing something crazy. 473 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:36,207 Ruthie pulled out a patch of Simon's hair once. 474 00:31:36,374 --> 00:31:38,868 He was the only first-grader who ever had to do a combover. 475 00:31:41,383 --> 00:31:43,509 There's something about growing up with a big family 476 00:31:43,679 --> 00:31:45,009 that makes me want a big family. 477 00:31:45,181 --> 00:31:48,304 Oh, not me. I'm having one kid, so it better be a good one. 478 00:31:48,478 --> 00:31:50,439 Maybe we'll get a puppy, just in case. 479 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:54,859 Hey, don't kid yourself. Raising a dog isn't easy. 480 00:31:57,369 --> 00:32:01,073 All right, now's the time when we pull off as much as we think we'll need 481 00:32:01,668 --> 00:32:04,873 to go around our mom's belly. 482 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:09,337 I've got pepper spray in my purse. Want to borrow it? 483 00:32:09,933 --> 00:32:12,687 Could I have a few cookies, dear? 484 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:18,781 Thank you. 485 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:29,631 I understand you have a problem with the service in my restaurant. 486 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,878 - Yes, I do. - Well, what's the problem? 487 00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:35,473 There isn't any. That's the problem. 488 00:32:36,603 --> 00:32:38,977 This isn't what I ordered, and it's cold. 489 00:32:39,149 --> 00:32:40,978 I have a feeling that no matter what we do, 490 00:32:41,152 --> 00:32:43,481 my staff and I probably won't be able to make you happy. 491 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:45,948 Perhaps you should take your business elsewhere. 492 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,411 It's hard not to draw conclusions from this whole thing, 493 00:32:48,582 --> 00:32:50,708 conclusions that are illegal in 1999. 494 00:32:50,877 --> 00:32:56,553 I own this place, and I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. 495 00:32:56,721 --> 00:33:01,968 - You gotta be kidding. - This is my fight. 496 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:05,151 - And mine too. - And mine. That guy makes me sick. 497 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:08,442 He and everyone like him, they're embarrassments. 498 00:33:08,617 --> 00:33:11,786 They humiliate me by association. 499 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:14,537 You know, there's that saying: 500 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:19,175 "All that evil needs to take over is for good men to sit and do nothing." 501 00:33:22,807 --> 00:33:23,972 I'm tired of sitting. 502 00:33:31,322 --> 00:33:35,537 Excuse me. My son and I are still waiting. 503 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,207 If you don't back off and leave, I'm calling the cops. 504 00:33:40,630 --> 00:33:43,206 Then you'd better call because I won't be backing off. 505 00:33:43,677 --> 00:33:44,841 We're not leaving. 506 00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:08,001 - What's going on, gentlemen? - We have a service problem. 507 00:34:10,472 --> 00:34:11,969 I just read something in the newspaper 508 00:34:12,142 --> 00:34:14,268 about a restaurant with a service problem. 509 00:34:14,438 --> 00:34:17,442 Took them a lawsuit and couple of hundred thousand dollars to fix it. 510 00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:22,107 Can you afford to keep this restaurant and be a racist? 511 00:34:22,952 --> 00:34:24,948 So, what are you gonna do with your settlement? 512 00:34:25,123 --> 00:34:28,376 I don't know. Church could use a new organ. 513 00:34:29,422 --> 00:34:32,509 - He's a minister. - Actually, we both are. 514 00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:35,005 I'd love to take the family on a vacation. 515 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,395 You know, Dad, I was more thinking grad school. 516 00:34:39,481 --> 00:34:40,514 What do you want? 517 00:34:40,941 --> 00:34:43,566 You can't give me what I want, but I'll tell you what I'll take. 518 00:34:43,738 --> 00:34:45,780 An apology, and I'd like our group's meal 519 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:49,073 to be served the way we ordered it, together, 520 00:34:49,247 --> 00:34:51,824 and with decent, expedient, respectful service. 521 00:34:55,342 --> 00:34:56,458 Fine... 522 00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:00,600 ...and I'm sorry. 523 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:04,899 I believe you, but just to make sure you're sincere, 524 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:06,528 I'm gonna tell all my parishioners 525 00:35:06,695 --> 00:35:10,446 about the wonderful service to be found at this address. 526 00:35:10,827 --> 00:35:13,201 And I'm gonna tell all of my friends. 527 00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:16,875 And I'd like you to consider donating any unused, unsold food 528 00:35:17,045 --> 00:35:18,921 to our Meals on Wheels program. 529 00:35:19,091 --> 00:35:21,086 Pretty much every restaurant in town already does, 530 00:35:21,261 --> 00:35:23,387 and you'll feel better for doing it. 531 00:35:23,557 --> 00:35:24,638 No problem. 532 00:35:24,809 --> 00:35:27,219 Well, I'm glad to see your lapse was momentary. 533 00:35:27,397 --> 00:35:29,392 There's bound to be a slip every now and then, 534 00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:32,822 breaking an ugly, illegal habit. 535 00:35:34,576 --> 00:35:36,452 But there better not be another one. 536 00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:44,124 You hungry? 537 00:35:46,179 --> 00:35:47,212 Why not? 538 00:35:49,267 --> 00:35:51,642 Go tell Dispatch where we are. 539 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:02,781 Excuse me. 540 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:05,038 Why do you keep asking me to wait on you? 541 00:36:05,587 --> 00:36:09,126 Are you under the impression, for some reason, I work here? 542 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:13,256 No, it's just that you seem to know your way around, 543 00:36:13,434 --> 00:36:15,595 and you have a wonderful smile, 544 00:36:15,771 --> 00:36:21,482 which you were kind enough to share with me, so I just found you a friend. 545 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:27,250 And when you get to be my age, you need all the friends you can get. 546 00:36:28,585 --> 00:36:32,633 People shun you or just pretend that if they're not looking at you, 547 00:36:32,801 --> 00:36:34,083 that you don't even exist, 548 00:36:34,262 --> 00:36:39,260 and some people act like they wish you would just go away. 549 00:36:39,437 --> 00:36:42,013 I understand. Believe me, I understand. 550 00:36:42,191 --> 00:36:44,732 Something you don't know about me-- You couldn't. 551 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:48,075 I married a black man in 1938. 552 00:36:48,244 --> 00:36:51,996 It was still illegal in some places, 553 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:57,083 but now it's illegal if you try to stop it. 554 00:36:57,551 --> 00:36:59,843 People say that you can see the passage of time 555 00:37:00,014 --> 00:37:04,514 when you look in the mirror, but I say you can see it out there, 556 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:07,812 and depending on what you feel in here, 557 00:37:07,986 --> 00:37:10,610 you decide what's good or not. 558 00:37:11,701 --> 00:37:15,833 - Now, what can I get for you? - Whatever goes with cough syrup. 559 00:37:17,377 --> 00:37:19,953 You're not done sharing, are you? 560 00:37:24,431 --> 00:37:25,463 Thank you. 561 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:40,916 Excuse me. 562 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,425 Well, well, well. Here to say you're sorry? 563 00:37:47,972 --> 00:37:49,432 No, he is not. 564 00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:52,176 I think you're the one who should do some apologising. 565 00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:58,525 Your family's been threatening my family, and it needs to stop. 566 00:37:58,698 --> 00:37:59,779 I agree. 567 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:02,444 Is it possible for Bobby to stop teasing Ruthie 568 00:38:02,621 --> 00:38:05,198 so that this whole situation can just die down? 569 00:38:05,376 --> 00:38:08,166 Excuse me, your family's threatening my family, 570 00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:10,001 and all you care about is teasing? 571 00:38:10,177 --> 00:38:12,634 Well, let me tell you something. Teasing is a part of life, 572 00:38:12,805 --> 00:38:14,350 and she needs to get used to it. 573 00:38:14,517 --> 00:38:16,263 And none of this would have happened 574 00:38:16,437 --> 00:38:18,931 if your daughter hadn't been flashing her underwear. 575 00:38:19,108 --> 00:38:23,110 If she had shorts on like the rules say, none of this would have happened. 576 00:38:23,282 --> 00:38:25,610 She's 7. She doesn't flash her underwear. 577 00:38:25,786 --> 00:38:27,532 Besides, why should she have to wear shorts 578 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,785 just because your son has a problem with underwear? 579 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,751 - Yes. - With this kind of parenting, 580 00:38:32,924 --> 00:38:36,676 it's not hard to see why your children are like they are! 581 00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:40,136 - Ditto! - Nice to see you again. 582 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:57,122 - Oh, no. Is it time? - I think so. Yes! 583 00:38:57,298 --> 00:39:00,504 - Oh, well, we should go. - That'll probably be best. Yes. 584 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,889 Thank you so much. It was a lovely shower. 585 00:39:03,059 --> 00:39:05,683 Thank you so much. Bye-bye. 586 00:39:05,856 --> 00:39:07,815 Someone's driving Mrs. Hinkle, right? 587 00:39:09,069 --> 00:39:10,945 Bye-bye. 588 00:39:11,824 --> 00:39:16,490 It was time, all right. Time for them to go. 589 00:39:16,665 --> 00:39:19,836 Oh, they're gone, and in a minute, we will be too. Bye. 590 00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:34,396 Matt. Just the man we were looking for. 591 00:39:35,031 --> 00:39:36,860 - Why? - Long story. 592 00:39:37,034 --> 00:39:39,575 Bottom line, I want an apology out of Bobby Tripp. 593 00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:43,752 I don't care if you have to beat up his whole family to get it. 594 00:39:43,921 --> 00:39:46,759 When we asked Mary to handle it, she made a date. 595 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,886 With Mark Tripp? 596 00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:52,977 She didn't even swear or kick dirt on him or anything. 597 00:39:53,145 --> 00:39:56,232 Nope. They just think each other's great. 598 00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:07,539 You're late. 599 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,669 Bobby's here? Did Mark come too? 600 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:27,861 My brother Steve's in college now. See him and weep. 601 00:40:41,144 --> 00:40:44,731 Hey, didn't you set the curve in Dr. Strobel's econ class? 602 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,521 Yeah. I got lucky. 603 00:40:47,697 --> 00:40:49,989 So the words "demand cone" mean something to you. 604 00:40:50,702 --> 00:40:51,819 A little. 605 00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:54,786 - I'd be happy to go over it with you. - That'd be great. Thanks. 606 00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:56,455 No problem. 607 00:41:03,975 --> 00:41:08,522 - Think we should break this up? - My mom will be fried if we don't. 608 00:41:13,825 --> 00:41:15,867 Say you're sorry for teasing me about my underwear! 609 00:41:16,037 --> 00:41:17,831 I will die first. 610 00:41:17,999 --> 00:41:21,834 If that's what this is about, you might. You apologise right now. 611 00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:23,247 Teasing people is wrong, 612 00:41:23,425 --> 00:41:25,052 and I'm tired of you running your mouth. 613 00:41:25,553 --> 00:41:29,176 What about her? Threatening people is wrong too. 614 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,807 He's right. 615 00:41:33,567 --> 00:41:37,735 - See you in class on Monday? - Yeah, okay. Come on. 616 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,681 Hey, tell your mom and dad good luck with the babies. 617 00:41:51,849 --> 00:41:54,425 What are they, numbers 14 and 15? 618 00:41:55,021 --> 00:41:58,310 Yeah. Our dog only had four, and she's a dog. 619 00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:01,615 Hey, you know their dad is a minister. 620 00:42:24,781 --> 00:42:31,750 I am the only me there will ever be. I am the only me there will ever be. 621 00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:38,426 So the baby shower was fun? 622 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,932 Well, it didn't require police involvement, 623 00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:45,355 but that's as much as I'm willing to commit to. 624 00:42:46,109 --> 00:42:52,318 I'm excited, but I'm also a little worried about these babies. 625 00:42:52,495 --> 00:42:55,166 I'm worried that I don't make enough. 626 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:58,752 We don't have space enough or time enough. 627 00:42:58,922 --> 00:43:03,387 I know. We have this conversation before every trip to the hospital. 628 00:43:03,556 --> 00:43:05,266 - We do? - Yeah. 629 00:43:05,434 --> 00:43:07,309 And afterwards, we share an inseparable bond 630 00:43:07,478 --> 00:43:09,521 that only this kind of anxiety can produce. 631 00:43:09,691 --> 00:43:11,816 It's our routine. 632 00:43:14,867 --> 00:43:22,169 Things are going to be really different, but I'm always going to love you. 633 00:43:22,463 --> 00:43:23,923 That'll never change. 634 00:43:24,842 --> 00:43:30,138 And you will always be everything I love and wanna be when I grow up. 635 00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:35,068 But after a day like today, I-- 636 00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:39,108 I worry about bringing new souls into this world at this time. 637 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:41,779 I'm not worried. 638 00:43:42,038 --> 00:43:44,995 Their brothers and sisters will make a difference. 639 00:43:45,168 --> 00:43:49,800 They'll make it better, and so will they. 640 00:43:57,689 --> 00:43:58,771 Come on. 641 00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,532 Why is it so quiet tonight?