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That's not dancing.
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This is dancing.
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Nice duds.
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Does Santa's elf know
you stole his pyjamas?
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You may be getting
a little too big for those.
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You know, I'd be happy
to buy you some new ones.
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They don't make them
with candy canes in my size anymore.
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All they have for me
are those old-man pyjamas
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like the blue ones Dad wears.
No, thanks.
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You can't keep wearing these.
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They're so tight,
they're cutting off your circulation.
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They'd probably fit Ruthie.
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No, they wouldn't.
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These are my favourite pyjamas.
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They're tradition.
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You can't fault a guy
for keeping tradition, can you?
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You don't have to
once you've seen him dance.
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- Dad is totally out of control.
- Completely.
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We're supposed to be off for holidays.
That's why they call them holidays.
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But it feels more like we're in
some kind of child labour camp.
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We wish you a merry Christmas
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We wish you a merry Christmas
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He's making me volunteer
in a soup kitchen.
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- Dad.
- Yes, I know.
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What's the problem?
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The problem is it's volunteer work,
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and I don't remember
volunteering for anything.
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And I didn't volunteer
to put together
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the live nativity scene
at the church either.
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That shouldn't be hard.
We've gotten stuck with it every year.
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You're not gonna get
anybody else to do it.
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Oh, I sure hope not.
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I love doing the live nativity.
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It's what makes Christmas,
Christmas.
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I'm telling you,
you have nothing to worry about.
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What?
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- Your father wants to see you.
- Why?
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We don't know, but the last two who
came out of there came out with jobs.
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Oh, no.
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What are you, the Incredible Hulk?
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So when are we putting up
the Christmas lights?
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- How about next December?
- We never miss a Christmas.
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I can put up the lights.
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You can't even dress yourself.
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Hold on to those.
One day they'll be worth a lot of money.
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Oh, I'll never part with these.
They're symbols of my youth.
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You'd think that would just
make you sad.
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- You'd think.
- Yeah.
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You still need money
for that charity ball tomorrow night?
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You know, the one you wanted to take
this week's girlfriend to?
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- You're going to give me money?
- Oh, no, no, no.
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What would you learn from that?
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That parents are generous
at Christmas time.
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Oh, but parents are generous
all year long,
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year after year,
until you reach that year
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when they cut you off completely,
and you get a job.
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A $100-a-day job.
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So basically, all you have to do
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is last one day.
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A $100-a-day job with a uniform.
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And your favourite:
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a fancy hat.
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Merry Christmas, son.
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If they get another baby in there,
Mom's going to explode.
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Okay, remember,
everybody draws a name...
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And they make you a present,
do some service as a gift,
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or give away something
they already own.
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We know the rules.
It's the same thing every year.
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And I believe the tradition is
Mom goes first.
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Okay.
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And Dad is next.
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Not me, not me...
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Me, me, me...
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Ruthie, do you need
any help with yours?
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Not this year.
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That must be Jordan. I'll get it.
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And on that sentimental note,
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the annual name draw is concluded.
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And may the spirit of Christmas
follow you...
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...wherever it is you're going.
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Merry Christmas.
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It would be a lot merrier
if you weren't going out of town.
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It would be for me too.
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I can't believe it's our first Christmas
and we won't even be together.
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I'm really gonna miss you.
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I'm gonna miss you too.
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I'm not thrilled
to be spending the holidays
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with my Uncle Sal and his monkey.
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But it's the closest thing
my family's got to a grandparent.
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And a cousin.
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I wanted you to have your present
before I left.
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But you're not allowed to open it
until Christmas.
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But I thought we weren't going
to exchange gifts until you got back.
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Of course, I got you something
weeks ago.
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I just haven't had time to wrap it.
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Go ahead, go wrap it.
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We can talk while you're upstairs.
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That's my mom.
We gotta get to the airport.
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You can just give it to me
when I get back.
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See you next week.
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What?
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There's nothing wrong
with kissing my boyfriend.
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Where's that gift you bought him?
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That's what I thought.
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- It's just I had other plans, that's all.
- I know,
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and as much as I hate you
to give up sitting around
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watching Soul Train
in your pyjamas till noon,
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I just couldn't resist offering you the
opportunity to do something more.
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You're not offering, you're forcing.
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The holidays are a difficult time
for a lot of people.
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You're blessed to lend a hand
to those less fortunate.
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Who knows where the Christmas spirit
might lead you?
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Be adventurous.
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In a soup kitchen?
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I'll be right with you, reverend.
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That's Joyce. She runs the kitchen.
Hey, I drew your mother's name again.
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Do you have any idea
what she might want?
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Shouldn't you have had some idea
before you guys cheated?
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Yes.
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What do you think about a chain
for that cross that grandma left her?
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You know, that fancy gold one
with the diamonds?
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She's always saying
she doesn't have a nice enough chain.
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Well, what were you thinking
of making it out of?
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Wire? String?
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Coloured macaroni's nice.
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You know the rules about presents.
You made them.
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Oh, look. my new little helper?
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Yes.
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It's good to be king.
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I have to get Jordan
something for Christmas.
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He got me something.
He probably spent $100.
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That's how much couples
spend on each other these days.
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Your father and I
have never spent $100
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on each other at Christmas.
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And yet, whenever we've drawn
each other's names,
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we've always managed
to get each other something special.
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You just have to be creative.
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First of all, it's not "whenever."
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It's every year, because we all know
that you guys cheat.
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And secondly,
I don't have time to be creative.
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All my time is being spent
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trying to talk people into taking part
in the live nativity scene.
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Maybe that's where
you're making your mistake.
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You're making it seem like
they're doing a favour for the church
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instead of making it look
like a lot of fun.
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No, really.
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You should hold auditions
so that they compete for the honour.
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Did all the blood rush away
from your head?
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It is not an honour.
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Its like being in a wax museum,
only creepier.
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The wax talks back.
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Okay, forget it.
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I need an idea
for a gift for your father.
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He's got the old 45s out again.
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Maybe you could fix up
an old record player.
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You're a genius.
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That's a great idea.
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See how creative you are?
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Now all you have to do
is apply that to a gift for Jordan.
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Yes?
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But I can do it.
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You're just-- You're just too young
to hang Christmas lights.
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What if I hang the lights
inside of the house...
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...instead of outside?
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This way I won't have to go
up on the roof.
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What would be the point
of putting outside lights inside?
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It's better than nothing.
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We always hang the lights.
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We've hung lights every year
I can remember. Please?
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Okay. But don't ask your mother to help.
I don't want her climbing any ladders,
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and I don't want her to know
I don't want her climbing ladders.
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Understood.
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And I guess you would be..?
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A klutz with a big deductible
and twins on the way.
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Mary.
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I'd like you to meet
another one of our volunteers.
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This is Carlos.
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Merry Christmas.
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So very nice to meet you, my love.
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Okay, then tell me this.
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How does Santa
get to everyone's house in one night,
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and how does he remember
what everyone wants?
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And when people are out of town,
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how does he know where to find them
and take them their stuff?
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He's done it for hundreds of years
so by now he's worked out a system,
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just like me.
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He knows where everything is
and exactly where it goes.
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Oh, yeah? Where do those go?
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I knew those were there.
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You don't even know
when you've outgrown your pyjamas.
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Enough about my nightwear.
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Shouldn't you be going through
the recycling bin
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for somebody's gift?
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Are we always allowed to do that?
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Only at Christmas.
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Stop trying to talk me out of it.
We're going to the charity ball.
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That's where you wanna go,
so that's where I'm gonna take you.
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I just feel guilty for ever mentioning it
because the tickets are so expensive,
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and you've still got to rent a tux,
and--
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And I told you I have a job.
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You just didn't tell me what job.
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And I'm not going to.
203
00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:52,185
But I don't have a job. I can't afford
to buy you anything in return.
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00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,567
Look, the only present I want
is for you to enjoy the night.
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Oh, sure, I'm too small to be Santa.
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00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,558
But, you,
you're an old man with a beard?
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I should file a lawsuit.
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00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:30,566
I've been doing this job for 20 years.
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Some guy drops out, and you,
baby face, you get to be Santa.
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00:13:34,993 --> 00:13:36,953
What do you know about being
old Saint Nick?
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All I do is sit with the kid in my lap,
ask them what they want for Christmas,
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and smile at the camera, right?
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Oh, yeah.
214
00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:53,532
You got this job
through connections, didn't you?
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00:14:07,732 --> 00:14:09,359
Thought I'd lend a hand.
How's it going?
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00:14:09,526 --> 00:14:12,698
Things are going very well.
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00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,322
Who's that?
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What happened to his arm?
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That is Carlos.
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00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:20,924
He got hit by a bus. Isn't he cute?
221
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,923
Carlos is homeless
and needs a place to go,
222
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so I took your suggestion,
got adventurous,
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and asked him to stay with us.
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Here you go.
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- I had no idea you had five children.
- Yeah.
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And two more on the way.
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00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,738
Your daughter
was very generous to ask,
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but I could pitch my tent
in a park somewhere.
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Or stay at the shelter.
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I wouldn't hear of it.
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A part of the magic of Christmas
is the surprises it brings.
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Well, still, I wouldn't feel right.
233
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:10,866
I've backpacked and camped
all across the country
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only to arrive in time
to be an inconvenience.
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I couldn't.
236
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Unless...
237
00:15:16,754 --> 00:15:20,010
Well, maybe you could allow me
to pitch my tent in your backyard.
238
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,389
No. It's too cold outside.
239
00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:25,102
And it doesn't look like
you're going to be pitching anything
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with your arm in that cast.
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00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:29,145
- What happened anyway?
- Don't ask.
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Hit by a bus.
243
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:35,337
I couldn't help but notice
you have a garage.
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And I've got an air mattress
in an upstairs closet.
245
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,964
I'll get it for you.
246
00:15:45,652 --> 00:15:47,314
So you backpacked
across the country?
247
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,869
- Do you have family back East?
- Yes. In New York.
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00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:55,619
My father and I had a falling out.
249
00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:56,914
That's why I left.
250
00:15:57,092 --> 00:15:59,884
- How long ago was that?
- Two years.
251
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,055
A very long two years.
252
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:06,528
- Have you ever thought about--?
- No.
253
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:09,369
Irreconcilable differences.
254
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,913
I'm not going back.
255
00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:18,126
So repeat it back to me.
256
00:16:18,304 --> 00:16:20,515
Princess Di Beanie Baby,
257
00:16:20,684 --> 00:16:22,396
Titanic video set,
258
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,237
- charm bracelet...
- With?
259
00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,945
- Charms?
- What charms?
260
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,283
Oh, I know what charms.
261
00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:30,570
Let's go, let's go.
262
00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:32,293
You got a line here, Santa.
263
00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:37,094
What charms?
264
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:43,566
Twenty bucks, that's all I'm asking.
265
00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:46,276
Twenty bucks, 20,000,
it doesn't matter.
266
00:16:46,449 --> 00:16:48,658
In the banking business
you're what we call high-risk.
267
00:16:48,829 --> 00:16:51,074
Fine, Ebenezer Camden.
268
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:54,507
By the way, aren't you even
interested in who has your name?
269
00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:56,469
I've got my pyjamas,
I've got my lights,
270
00:16:56,638 --> 00:16:58,098
who could ask for anything more?
271
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,896
This is Carlos, a friend of Mary's.
272
00:17:01,064 --> 00:17:03,736
He's gonna be camping out
in the garage over the holidays.
273
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,203
Simon Camden.
It's nice to meet you.
274
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,412
Sorry about the mess.
275
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:15,551
I'll be doing work here
the next couple of days.
276
00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:17,632
I'll try not to get in your way.
277
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:20,053
I thought we weren't gonna hang
Christmas lights.
278
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:22,060
Oh, don't worry,
I'm not going up on the roof.
279
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,981
I thought I'd hang a few
inside the house.
280
00:17:24,156 --> 00:17:26,365
Okay, but they're outdoor lights.
Very bright.
281
00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:27,867
Oh, that's the genius of my plan.
282
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,868
I'm not replacing the burnt-out bulbs.
283
00:17:31,546 --> 00:17:32,829
Well, make yourself at home.
284
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,471
Do they hang lights
where you're from?
285
00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:41,056
I'm from New York.
286
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:43,396
Oh, then you're familiar with lights.
Grab a string.
287
00:17:45,786 --> 00:17:46,949
I love New York.
288
00:17:47,121 --> 00:17:49,200
Have you ever seen Cats?
The musical.
289
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:51,171
No.
290
00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:52,884
You know, they're not real cats.
291
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:00,853
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
292
00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:02,903
Me and Jenny
are gonna go get some mistletoe
293
00:18:03,073 --> 00:18:04,568
down at the Christmas tree lot.
294
00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:05,860
Oh, that sounds like fun.
295
00:18:06,037 --> 00:18:08,366
I dropped by to see Matt,
but he's at that mysterious job,
296
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:11,085
so I thought Ruthie and I
could just run a couple of errands.
297
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,504
The mistletoe was my idea.
298
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,682
- I'd take her if it's okay.
- It's okay.
299
00:18:15,851 --> 00:18:18,522
I'd love to come, but I have
a few things I have to take care of.
300
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,851
Just put her in the back seat
away from the airbag.
301
00:18:21,028 --> 00:18:22,740
- I will.
- Okay. Eric?
302
00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:24,487
Eric.
303
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:27,416
You two have a good time.
304
00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:30,589
You know what's on the way
to the lot?
305
00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:32,469
- What?
- The mall.
306
00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:35,429
- No, it isn't.
- It could be.
307
00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:38,012
- And you know what's in the mall?
- What?
308
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:40,519
Santa.
309
00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:43,901
Everything from Petula Clark
to Rufus Thomas.
310
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,279
Those might be worth a bit.
311
00:18:45,456 --> 00:18:47,868
Why don't you bring them down
and I'll take a look at them?
312
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,295
Sure, Mrs. Thomas.
313
00:18:51,468 --> 00:18:55,092
Yeah, I'd-- I'd be happy to stop by
and try to talk your husband
314
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,182
into going to church on Christmas.
315
00:18:57,356 --> 00:18:58,389
Okay, bye.
316
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:01,694
What are you doing?
317
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,536
Just, you know,
making a few phone calls.
318
00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:05,786
Church business.
319
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,084
Why are you doing church business
in Matt's room?
320
00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:10,583
It's in the attic.
It's one floor closer to God.
321
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,391
- Where are you going?
- Wouldn't you like to know?
322
00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:23,577
I can't believe you'd go to a soup kitchen
and come home with a Latin hottie.
323
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,742
Hey, you're holding auditions
down at the church.
324
00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:27,628
Cast yourself a holiday honey.
325
00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:30,089
I might as well. Jordan's gonna
break up with me anyway.
326
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,842
- Why?
- Why?
327
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,675
This.
328
00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:37,688
I have to get him something
as good as this.
329
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,772
Why don't you try taking a peek
at what that is
330
00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,327
before you get Christmas crazy
331
00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,239
and run out
and do something stupid?
332
00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:46,205
I can't. I told Jordan
I wouldn't open it until Christmas.
333
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,920
Well, I didn't.
334
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:54,351
Okay, just a peek.
335
00:19:56,984 --> 00:19:58,018
What is it?
336
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,858
You don't even wanna know.
337
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,234
Yes, I do. Tell me.
338
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:03,830
Okay, it's...
339
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:06,755
It's a shoe shine kit.
340
00:20:07,257 --> 00:20:08,885
No, it can't be.
341
00:20:09,052 --> 00:20:10,086
Yes, it can.
342
00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:12,509
Jordan would never get me
a shoe shine kit.
343
00:20:12,685 --> 00:20:13,803
And yet he did.
344
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,484
Hi, Rocky.
345
00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:39,691
Oh, yes.
346
00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:43,326
- Annie Camden.
- Yes. Yes, yes, I'm sorry.
347
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,129
I wasn't expecting you.
348
00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:48,803
I was wondering if you ever
found a home for that old jukebox
349
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:50,635
you used to display in the window.
350
00:20:50,808 --> 00:20:53,683
Oh, that old thing.
No, I had to put it in the back.
351
00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:56,317
It brought in a lot of lookers
but no buyers, you know.
352
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,947
Yes, I know. So I was wondering,
could we make a trade?
353
00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,206
I don't know.
What you have in mind?
354
00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:06,791
My, my.
355
00:21:08,138 --> 00:21:11,227
That's exquisite. Look at that.
356
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,401
- Where did you get this?
- My mother left it to me.
357
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,611
But I never had a chain
nice enough to put it on.
358
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,366
She also left me several other things
that I dearly treasure,
359
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,868
things that are more practical
and that I do wear,
360
00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:25,505
so maybe it's time to part with this.
361
00:21:25,676 --> 00:21:28,515
I'd hate to take a piece
of your mother's jewellery.
362
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:30,512
This is the last Christmas
before Eric and I
363
00:21:30,687 --> 00:21:33,526
will have two more
little mouths to feed,
364
00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:36,069
and I've put him through heck
this pregnancy,
365
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:37,821
and he's been wonderful to me.
366
00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:44,675
If my mother were still alive and neither
of us could afford to buy that jukebox,
367
00:21:44,841 --> 00:21:47,384
I'm pretty sure
that she would sell it herself.
368
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,136
Mrs. Camden, this...
369
00:21:50,313 --> 00:21:53,437
- This is a cross.
- Yes, it is.
370
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:57,235
But, you know,
I wear my religion in my heart.
371
00:21:57,410 --> 00:21:59,573
The same place I carry
my mother's memory.
372
00:22:07,809 --> 00:22:10,138
Next.
Santa doesn't have all day, dear.
373
00:22:10,313 --> 00:22:11,480
Step on up.
374
00:22:11,651 --> 00:22:13,693
Now you get on out of here,
and you be good,
375
00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:16,359
and everything will be okay.
376
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,578
Oh, hey.
377
00:22:48,522 --> 00:22:50,352
You ready to go?
378
00:22:50,525 --> 00:22:52,272
Yeah.
I have been on the phone all day.
379
00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:55,238
I've called every person
in this church directory
380
00:22:55,411 --> 00:22:58,038
announcing that I will be holding
these stupid auditions.
381
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,539
Oh, my, and I know
how you hate using the phone.
382
00:23:02,594 --> 00:23:04,423
You know, I'll drop you off,
run my errand,
383
00:23:04,598 --> 00:23:06,725
and come back by the church
and help you.
384
00:23:06,894 --> 00:23:10,269
Thanks for the offer, but I doubt
there's going to be a line for free work.
385
00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:12,570
Well, I think you might be surprised.
386
00:23:12,741 --> 00:23:16,744
I'll probably just be sitting there all
afternoon staring at the rec room walls.
387
00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:19,126
Take your shoe kit.
It'll give you something to do.
388
00:23:19,296 --> 00:23:21,756
Yeah. Merry Christmas to you too.
389
00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:25,302
It's not funny.
390
00:23:25,476 --> 00:23:27,058
Yes, it is.
391
00:23:30,653 --> 00:23:31,986
It's based on a poem.
392
00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:33,405
- What is?
- Cats.
393
00:23:34,328 --> 00:23:36,954
- Could we talk about something else?
- Sure.
394
00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:40,167
Sooner or later, they're gonna
find out your story. It's what they do.
395
00:23:40,341 --> 00:23:42,504
- Who?
- Mom and Dad.
396
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,724
Well, I really don't talk about it.
397
00:23:44,894 --> 00:23:46,094
It's too painful.
398
00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:47,389
Well, that won't stop them.
399
00:23:47,566 --> 00:23:49,194
We're a big, weepy family.
400
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,108
We can take it.
401
00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:53,860
Well, I'm only gonna be here
a couple of nights
402
00:23:54,038 --> 00:23:55,665
and then I'm moving on.
403
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,829
A couple of nights
is one more than they need.
404
00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:00,215
And have you seen the way
my sister Mary looks at you?
405
00:24:00,384 --> 00:24:02,796
You may not be interested in her,
but it doesn't matter.
406
00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:05,468
My dad has seen the way
she looks at you, and I'm telling you:
407
00:24:05,647 --> 00:24:08,022
you won't get out of this house
without him or my mom
408
00:24:08,194 --> 00:24:11,649
finding out the who, where, when
and why you're not home for Christmas.
409
00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:28,989
Are all of you here
for the live nativity auditions?
410
00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:30,652
I wanna be Jesus.
411
00:24:30,826 --> 00:24:32,703
He's an infant
in the Christmas story.
412
00:24:32,873 --> 00:24:35,248
I thought you said all ages,
all ethnicities.
413
00:24:36,045 --> 00:24:39,466
Okay.
Well, let's get started, shall we?
414
00:24:40,597 --> 00:24:43,092
Oh, this is a very nice collection.
415
00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:45,681
Why are you selling these?
You should hang on to these.
416
00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:48,068
These--
These are in perfect condition.
417
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:50,033
Well, I've hung onto them
long enough.
418
00:24:50,201 --> 00:24:51,828
It's time to get some money
out of them.
419
00:24:51,997 --> 00:24:55,121
I got a great idea for a Christmas gift
for my wife Annie.
420
00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:58,836
She's been such a trooper through this.
She's about to give birth to twins.
421
00:24:59,011 --> 00:25:02,266
I wanna give her something
that she'll have for the rest of her life.
422
00:25:03,271 --> 00:25:06,063
And that would be...?
423
00:25:06,236 --> 00:25:09,277
She has this beautiful cross
that her mother left her.
424
00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:14,660
A cross.
425
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:24,681
I just love Christmas.
426
00:25:24,859 --> 00:25:28,363
If you don't let all the hype get to you,
it's such a lovely holiday,
427
00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:30,197
even if you're not religious.
428
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,662
Actually, I am.
429
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:35,508
- I come from a religious family.
- Really?
430
00:25:36,885 --> 00:25:39,677
Because people tend to forget
what Christmas is all about, you know.
431
00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:44,518
Ruthie got me fired
from my job today.
432
00:25:44,694 --> 00:25:46,690
And you've ruined Christmas
for me forever.
433
00:25:46,865 --> 00:25:48,410
There is a Santa Claus!
434
00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:50,823
Why don't they arrest you
for pretending to be him?
435
00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:53,921
Because I'm working for him.
How many times do I have to explain it?
436
00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:56,049
What happened?
437
00:25:56,427 --> 00:25:57,460
Who are you?
438
00:25:58,096 --> 00:25:59,844
If you were really working
for Santa Claus,
439
00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:01,812
you'd know that, impostor.
440
00:26:04,152 --> 00:26:05,780
Welcome.
441
00:26:10,374 --> 00:26:12,999
I know you don't list by first names,
but this is a small town.
442
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,167
How many guys can you have
named Sal?
443
00:26:15,343 --> 00:26:17,340
Oh, there's a bazillion of them.
444
00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:18,797
But it's an emergency.
445
00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:20,638
What's the nature
of the emergency?
446
00:26:21,273 --> 00:26:23,185
My sister's boyfriend left her
with a present,
447
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,320
and then he went to visit
his Uncle Sal.
448
00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,450
She wasn't to open it,
but we sneaked a peek,
449
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:29,033
and it was a shoe shine kit.
450
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:32,668
Look, the thing is,
she's a rules girl and--
451
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:33,872
Oh, say no more.
452
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,511
I'm very aware of the rules.
453
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,174
That's how I managed
to snag my fiancé.
454
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:44,690
I'm sorry.
I was just looking for a place to hide.
455
00:26:44,865 --> 00:26:48,737
- I found the number. 555--
- You're kidding!
456
00:26:48,915 --> 00:26:49,949
You're a genius.
457
00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:53,417
Okay, so that's 555-0189.
458
00:26:53,593 --> 00:26:56,882
Thank you. Thank you so much.
459
00:26:59,855 --> 00:27:01,437
Next.
460
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,145
You're hired.
461
00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:16,014
Must be some sort
of an electrical problem.
462
00:28:20,822 --> 00:28:21,855
Interesting.
463
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,492
- Is anyone gonna answer this?
- Yeah. You.
464
00:28:32,265 --> 00:28:33,297
What's the problem?
465
00:28:33,474 --> 00:28:36,681
The problem is I'm still wearing
my Santa pants.
466
00:28:37,942 --> 00:28:40,021
Hi, Jenny. Come in.
467
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,988
Didn't you get my message?
468
00:28:42,161 --> 00:28:44,571
I didn't get the tickets. I got fired.
I didn't get paid.
469
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,661
Yes, I got the message.
470
00:28:46,837 --> 00:28:49,628
Now get your coat and boots.
I've got a surprise for you.
471
00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:53,887
I'm not over this, you know.
I'll never be over it.
472
00:28:55,271 --> 00:28:57,018
Don't worry. She'll get over it.
473
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,069
Now you guys go
and have a good time.
474
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:10,380
Why don't you go in the living room
and take another look at those lights?
475
00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:46,286
- Don't you wanna know who that is?
- Not really.
476
00:29:54,023 --> 00:29:56,779
- Got any three's?
- No.
477
00:29:56,946 --> 00:29:57,981
Go fishing.
478
00:29:59,619 --> 00:30:01,699
I talked to your Dad.
479
00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:04,795
Tomorrow's Christmas Eve.
Your family wants you home.
480
00:30:04,964 --> 00:30:09,882
Now, there's a ticket for the
midnight flight to New York tonight
481
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,101
with your name on it
waiting at the airport.
482
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,148
My family sent me a ticket?
483
00:30:14,317 --> 00:30:17,240
No. Evidently, you made a friend
down at the soup kitchen--
484
00:30:17,406 --> 00:30:19,699
A friend who wishes
to remain anonymous.
485
00:30:21,122 --> 00:30:24,711
It was just Mom at the door.
486
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:27,300
I fished my wish.
487
00:30:27,470 --> 00:30:31,094
Deal me out. I'm going upstairs.
488
00:30:36,114 --> 00:30:37,826
Good night.
489
00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:51,227
Pull over here.
490
00:30:56,198 --> 00:30:57,400
Where are we?
491
00:30:57,577 --> 00:30:59,704
You'll see.
492
00:31:03,005 --> 00:31:04,337
Wait--
493
00:31:04,508 --> 00:31:07,050
Wait a second. I can't get this...
494
00:31:07,223 --> 00:31:09,719
...unbuckled.
495
00:31:28,435 --> 00:31:30,764
Merry Christmas.
496
00:31:35,784 --> 00:31:39,206
I'd feel badly that I didn't take you
to the charity ball,
497
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,122
but how could it be
any better than this?
498
00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:50,686
I'd feel badly
about taking Ruthie to the mall,
499
00:31:50,859 --> 00:31:53,532
but for Christmas,
I'm giving myself permission
500
00:31:53,698 --> 00:31:55,493
not to feel guilty about anything.
501
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,338
It's too bad Santa
can't give that to everyone.
502
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,848
Hey, you still looking for a job?
503
00:32:46,478 --> 00:32:47,858
- Hello?
- Lucy?
504
00:32:48,023 --> 00:32:49,058
Oh, hey, Jordan.
505
00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:50,696
I called to say merry Christmas,
506
00:32:50,863 --> 00:32:52,526
or at least merry Christmas Eve.
507
00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:53,948
Did you open your gift yet?
508
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,459
No. Not officially, anyway.
509
00:32:57,628 --> 00:33:00,585
Well, my Uncle Sal' monkey
just opened yours.
510
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,724
- Mine? So the shoe shine kit...
- Was for the monkey.
511
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:08,188
He wears clothes. And shoes.
512
00:33:08,358 --> 00:33:11,235
We have to talk
when you come home.
513
00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:14,242
So, what was I supposed to get?
514
00:33:14,414 --> 00:33:17,668
The ball from the Christmas tournament
when I made the winning shot.
515
00:33:17,837 --> 00:33:21,544
I took it and wrote something that I've
been waiting until Christmas to tell you.
516
00:33:23,015 --> 00:33:24,133
I love you, Lucy Camden.
517
00:33:27,985 --> 00:33:30,562
I love you too.
518
00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,624
Well?
519
00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:37,753
He left without so much
as saying goodbye.
520
00:33:37,923 --> 00:33:40,084
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
521
00:33:40,261 --> 00:33:42,387
He left a note.
522
00:33:43,937 --> 00:33:45,766
"Thank you for letting me stay here.
523
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,612
It reminded me of how much
I miss my family.
524
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:52,070
If you can find out, thank whomever
was responsible for the ticket.
525
00:33:52,246 --> 00:33:54,371
Until now,
I never believed in miracles.
526
00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,917
Merry Christmas. Carlos."
527
00:33:58,301 --> 00:34:00,510
- So thank you.
- You're welcome.
528
00:34:00,681 --> 00:34:04,434
I make one charitable donation a year,
and this was it.
529
00:34:04,606 --> 00:34:06,767
One? This is your building.
530
00:34:06,943 --> 00:34:08,572
You run this kitchen all year.
531
00:34:08,741 --> 00:34:10,700
Darling, I don't consider
this a charity.
532
00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:12,995
This is a gift I give myself.
533
00:34:25,025 --> 00:34:27,234
What happened to the real Santa?
534
00:34:27,404 --> 00:34:28,817
What's it to you, kid?
535
00:34:28,991 --> 00:34:30,988
You're too small to be Santa.
536
00:34:31,164 --> 00:34:33,124
I was expecting a jolly fat guy.
537
00:34:33,292 --> 00:34:34,873
Oh, yeah?
538
00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:38,083
Well, no expectations
and no disappointments.
539
00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:39,295
What?
540
00:34:47,783 --> 00:34:51,156
Hey, hey, hey. Look.
Just because he's a little person,
541
00:34:51,331 --> 00:34:53,577
doesn't mean
he always has to play the elf
542
00:34:53,752 --> 00:34:56,164
or the munchkin
or the leprechaun.
543
00:34:56,342 --> 00:34:58,837
Why can't he be anyone
he wants to be, including Santa?
544
00:35:00,268 --> 00:35:02,560
This man has as big a heart
as anyone else.
545
00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,691
If you prick us, do we not bleed?
546
00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:06,987
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
547
00:35:07,158 --> 00:35:09,699
If you poison us, do we not die?
548
00:35:09,872 --> 00:35:12,284
There's a reason
they don't do Shakespeare at malls.
549
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:15,252
You guys wanna knock it off?
You're scaring away the kids.
550
00:35:15,425 --> 00:35:16,922
Right.
551
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,438
- Merry Christmas, kid.
- Yeah, you too.
552
00:35:29,414 --> 00:35:31,076
Merry Christmas.
553
00:35:32,879 --> 00:35:33,913
What am I gonna do?
554
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:37,131
Time's running out, and I still
haven't found anything for Ruthie.
555
00:35:37,306 --> 00:35:38,388
I wanna give her something
556
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:40,720
that will convince her
there's a Santa Claus.
557
00:35:40,897 --> 00:35:44,651
Well, maybe you
should pray about it.
558
00:35:44,822 --> 00:35:47,317
You think surgeons
practise on their own children?
559
00:35:47,494 --> 00:35:50,036
Sorry. My mistake.
560
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:53,380
It's Christmas,
and I was thinking about...
561
00:35:53,549 --> 00:35:56,839
Well, Christ.
562
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:13,082
Dear God, it's Simon Camden.
563
00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:15,219
Last time I begged for something,
it was a dog,
564
00:36:15,387 --> 00:36:18,559
and as you know,
that worked out really great.
565
00:36:18,729 --> 00:36:21,982
Except for the time
she got hit by a car.
566
00:36:22,152 --> 00:36:23,566
Anyway, this isn't for me.
567
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:26,115
This is for my little sister Ruthie.
568
00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:28,746
She needs to believe in things
at her age.
569
00:36:28,918 --> 00:36:32,789
It's her way of working up
to the big stuff, like you.
570
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:37,927
So if you could, this Christmas, I'd like
to restore her faith in Santa Claus.
571
00:36:39,482 --> 00:36:42,023
You can get back to me on that.
572
00:36:42,195 --> 00:36:43,989
What are we doing?
573
00:36:44,157 --> 00:36:45,869
I was...
574
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,202
...washing the floor.
575
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,498
It's not like Mom can do it
in her condition.
576
00:36:50,673 --> 00:36:52,003
Thank you, Simon.
577
00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:55,800
That's the best Christmas present
you could ever have given me.
578
00:36:57,603 --> 00:37:00,064
I'll get you a bucket.
579
00:37:04,742 --> 00:37:07,618
- The table's been cleared.
- And the dishes are in the dishwasher.
580
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:10,418
And I should have the floor
finished by midnight.
581
00:37:10,591 --> 00:37:12,883
Well, then,
it's time to open our gifts.
582
00:37:13,054 --> 00:37:14,516
Me first.
583
00:37:14,684 --> 00:37:16,396
I'll get it out.
584
00:37:16,564 --> 00:37:19,736
Oh, thank you.
585
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,783
I got your name,
586
00:37:21,952 --> 00:37:24,662
but your present isn't here yet.
587
00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:26,997
And you were all hoping
he'd get your name.
588
00:37:27,173 --> 00:37:28,635
Is it too late to switch?
589
00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:32,141
In the meantime,
590
00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:33,637
I'd like you to have these.
591
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,089
It's about time I got them.
592
00:37:43,254 --> 00:37:44,966
It was hard to let go.
593
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,847
Simon, why don't you go next?
594
00:37:50,858 --> 00:37:52,235
I drew your name.
595
00:38:02,595 --> 00:38:06,385
The manager of the mall decided
to pay me for the hours I worked,
596
00:38:06,563 --> 00:38:10,318
and I decided to end the year by paying
you some of the money I owe you.
597
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:11,952
And the rich get richer.
598
00:38:13,497 --> 00:38:17,336
- Let's just call it even.
- Fine. Merry Christmas.
599
00:38:17,507 --> 00:38:19,003
And the same to you.
600
00:38:19,178 --> 00:38:21,756
I got my present earlier.
601
00:38:21,934 --> 00:38:25,356
Thank you for calling Jordan.
That was the best gift ever.
602
00:38:25,527 --> 00:38:28,570
So he didn't intend to give you
the shoe shine kit?
603
00:38:28,744 --> 00:38:33,080
No, but for Christmas,
he gave me something much better.
604
00:38:33,253 --> 00:38:34,752
He told me he loves me.
605
00:38:35,594 --> 00:38:37,139
Don't we all?
606
00:38:37,307 --> 00:38:41,264
Now, I would like to give Mary
her gift.
607
00:38:49,671 --> 00:38:51,002
"Inspired by your generosity,
608
00:38:51,174 --> 00:38:55,049
I have volunteered to work Saturdays
at the soup kitchen for three months.
609
00:38:55,226 --> 00:38:56,260
Love, Lucy."
610
00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:00,196
It's nothing.
611
00:39:00,363 --> 00:39:04,415
People have to eat every week,
not only on holidays.
612
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:05,962
Carlos is gone, you know.
613
00:39:06,128 --> 00:39:08,422
- Who?
- Forget it. He's gone.
614
00:39:08,594 --> 00:39:10,755
And I didn't do it for that.
615
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,048
I'm in love.
616
00:39:12,226 --> 00:39:13,855
Okay, well, that brings us to Matt.
617
00:39:14,022 --> 00:39:15,603
Yes.
618
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,283
Yeah.
619
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,456
Okay.
620
00:39:25,218 --> 00:39:27,130
What? That's just the card.
621
00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:30,562
Besides, it wasn't his fault.
Dad got him the job.
622
00:39:30,731 --> 00:39:31,848
Yeah, Dad. How dare you?
623
00:39:37,373 --> 00:39:39,119
All right. Look at this.
624
00:39:45,810 --> 00:39:48,057
Fuzzy dice. They're for his car.
625
00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:49,980
They used to be Carol the kitty.
626
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,700
You know, my stuffed animal?
627
00:39:51,866 --> 00:39:54,493
They're beautiful, Ruthie. Thank you.
628
00:39:54,665 --> 00:39:57,873
Thank you so much.
You're the sweetest.
629
00:39:58,049 --> 00:40:00,295
Guess it's our turn.
630
00:40:00,471 --> 00:40:02,183
- You go first.
- You go first.
631
00:40:02,351 --> 00:40:04,514
- No, you.
- No, you.
632
00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:07,316
- Okay, I'll go first.
- Okay.
633
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:31,539
It's for the cross
that your mother left you.
634
00:40:33,595 --> 00:40:36,056
I looked around for it.
I wanted to put it on the chain,
635
00:40:36,227 --> 00:40:37,309
but I couldn't find it.
636
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:40,781
- Do you like it?
- Yes, I love it.
637
00:40:40,948 --> 00:40:43,158
It's absolutely beautiful.
638
00:40:43,329 --> 00:40:45,240
Well, should I go get
the cross for you?
639
00:40:45,417 --> 00:40:46,582
Just tell me where it is.
640
00:40:46,753 --> 00:40:51,007
No. I'll do it just as soon
as you open your gift.
641
00:40:51,181 --> 00:40:55,186
It's right over there,
behind the curtain.
642
00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:00,698
Here?
643
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,621
Wait, wait, wait.
644
00:41:15,868 --> 00:41:17,865
All that's missing is your 45s.
645
00:41:39,969 --> 00:41:41,431
It's 5:00 in the morning.
646
00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:45,817
I don't care. I heard something.
647
00:41:45,985 --> 00:41:48,527
No, no, no. Don't open that.
648
00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:54,044
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to wake you.
649
00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:56,459
These are for
your mom and your dad.
650
00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,054
Who are these from?
651
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,222
They're from...
652
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:06,659
They're from Santa.
653
00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,184
Merry Christmas, Ruthie.
654
00:42:18,356 --> 00:42:19,557
That was your gift to me?
655
00:42:19,735 --> 00:42:21,149
From me and a friend.
656
00:42:21,322 --> 00:42:23,200
Thank you, Simon. That was great.
657
00:42:23,744 --> 00:42:25,956
Mommy! Daddy!
Santa Claus was just here!
658
00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:28,419
I saw him!
659
00:42:29,510 --> 00:42:32,515
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
660
00:42:37,070 --> 00:42:39,363
- You guys wanna sit with us?
- Daddy, come on.
661
00:42:39,535 --> 00:42:41,496
Excuse me.
662
00:42:49,517 --> 00:42:53,689
I can't believe the entire cast
backed out at the last minute.
663
00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:56,357
I'm glad they did.
664
00:42:56,535 --> 00:42:58,698
I thought you would be.
665
00:42:58,874 --> 00:43:00,620
We made a few phone calls.
666
00:43:00,795 --> 00:43:02,626
We told them
we couldn't break the tradition.
667
00:43:02,799 --> 00:43:05,641
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas.
668
00:43:05,808 --> 00:43:09,647
So from all of us to both of you,
merry Christmas.
669
00:43:12,741 --> 00:43:14,239
Fear not, for, behold,
670
00:43:14,412 --> 00:43:18,750
I bring you good tidings of great joy
which shall be to all people.
671
00:43:18,924 --> 00:43:20,885
For unto you is born this day,
672
00:43:21,054 --> 00:43:24,013
in the City of David, a saviour,
673
00:43:24,186 --> 00:43:26,099
which is Christ the Lord.
674
00:43:26,276 --> 00:43:28,189
Glory to God in the highest,
675
00:43:28,364 --> 00:43:31,739
and on Earth peace,
goodwill toward men.