1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:03,415 ♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪ 2 00:00:03,416 --> 00:00:06,996 ♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪ 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,580 ♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪ 4 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:11,423 ♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪ 5 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:14,076 ♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪ 6 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:17,583 ♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪ 7 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:20,963 ♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪ 8 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,748 ♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪ 9 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:24,580 ♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪ 10 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:28,133 ♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪ 11 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:31,245 ♪ At least every now and again ♪ 12 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:34,880 ♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪ 13 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:38,325 ♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪ 14 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:41,883 ♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪ 15 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,875 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 16 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:45,375 ♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪ 17 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:48,745 ♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪ 18 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,750 ♪ It's me and it's you ♪ 19 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:56,000 ♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪ 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,460 [clatter] 21 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:13,128 Rabbit: Ya-ha-ha-ha! 22 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:16,575 Oh, no, you don't, you miserable millipedes. 23 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:19,833 Take that, you bugs, and that. 24 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,003 This means war. 25 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,333 Retreat! Retreat! 26 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:30,328 Had enough, eh? 27 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:33,713 Well, that'll teach you to mess with my vegetables. 28 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,580 Uh-oh. 29 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:50,713 Fire! 30 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:52,168 Aah! 31 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:57,575 Another wild party at Rabbit's house. 32 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:00,883 Guess I'm not fun enough to be invited. 33 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:03,995 Maybe I should work on my image. 34 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,290 Let's see. 35 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,883 Smile's still like new. 36 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:12,205 Hardly ever use it. 37 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,878 Now! 38 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,125 [squawk] 39 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,875 Eeyore: Oh, I see. 40 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,245 It's a dance party. 41 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,080 Don't know what the problem is, then. 42 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:26,293 Got twice as many feet to dance with as most folks. 43 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,575 I think I got it. 44 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,133 I think I-- 45 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:32,705 Hawmp! 46 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,458 What happened? 47 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,330 You again. 48 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:40,833 You're what's holding me back. 49 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:43,713 Always tagging along, 50 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:45,958 getting me into trouble. 51 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,583 I think we've come 52 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:51,293 to the tail end of our relationship. 53 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:53,421 What do you know? 54 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:56,706 Feel like the life of the party already. 55 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:01,708 Ah! 56 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,288 All right, you pests, 57 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:05,081 it's payback time. 58 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:06,293 [chittering] 59 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,751 [coughing] 60 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,170 Ah-choo! 61 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:14,883 Where did those little bugbarians go? 62 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:18,578 Aha! 63 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:20,633 Tell me where your friends are, 64 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:23,375 or I'll spray you into next year. 65 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,325 Behind me? Ha ha. 66 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:28,463 You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you? 67 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,578 Yaah-hee-hee-hee-hee! 68 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:36,833 Uch. Now that's what I call dirty fighting. 69 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,213 Oh, dear. 70 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,461 Oh, dearie, dear. 71 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,631 Don't come any closer. 72 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,455 I've got this, uh, whatchamacallit. 73 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,628 And halt! 74 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,290 Mm! Ah! 75 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:58,131 - [kissing] - Mm. This gives me an idea. 76 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,825 Might be more popular, 77 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,883 but part of me is a lot colder. 78 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:07,125 Wonder if anyone's even gonna notice. 79 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,205 Mmmf! 80 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,378 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! 81 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,955 Hiya, donkey boy! 82 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:13,748 Say, I almost didn't recoganize you 83 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,130 without your tail. 84 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,875 We parted company at Rabbit's. 85 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:20,455 I'm much happier without it. 86 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:22,168 Can't you tell? 87 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,496 Sure, sure. 88 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,000 Only how will you be able 89 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,830 to tell your front from your back? 90 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,503 My tail always took care of that. 91 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,880 And since you're always saying you're such a nobody, 92 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:34,455 uh, won't you be even less of a somebody 93 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,878 with part of your body missing? 94 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,325 A tail's more than just a tail, you know. 95 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,423 It's a friend who's always there 96 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:41,876 to back you up when you need it. 97 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:44,205 You're right, Tigger. 98 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:48,078 How will I ever get the little guy back? 99 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,383 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! 100 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,455 You asked the right tigger. 101 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,878 Ta-da! 102 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:53,995 Stand up, pal, 103 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,880 and slap a grin on that face. 104 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:01,000 Because Tigger, Private Ear, is hot on your case. 105 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,580 And take it from me, 106 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,883 reuniting loved ones is what us private ears do best. 107 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,415 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 108 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,285 Now that's what I call a worm wrangler. 109 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,880 Sometimes I amaze even myself. 110 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:25,248 Whee-hoo! 111 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,500 [chittering] 112 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:30,130 All aboard for the Dreamboat Island Cruise. 113 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:31,625 Step lively now. 114 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,375 Okay! Yahoo! 115 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:36,205 Goodbye. Have a wonderful trip. 116 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:37,578 Ha ha ha ha! 117 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:39,713 You vicious vermin. 118 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:43,248 Now they'll be seasick instead of lovesick. 119 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:46,170 Bon voyage. 120 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:48,326 Hello, Pooh Bear. 121 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,003 Hello, Rabbit. 122 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,960 I've come to see you, 123 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:54,328 but you don't seem to be home. 124 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:58,293 What can I do for you on this wonderful day, Pooh? 125 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,631 Want to borrow some honey? Break my china? 126 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,995 Tie my ears in a knot? Ha ha ha ha ha! 127 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:07,380 Oh, I don't think I want anything as important as those things. 128 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,705 Uh, what's that, Rabbit? 129 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:12,288 Oh. Uh, why, this old thing? 130 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:13,711 Oh, it's nothing at all. 131 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:15,458 Far too unimportant 132 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,708 for you to trifle with anyway. 133 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:20,458 Well, Pooh Bear, it was so nice to see to again, 134 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:22,288 but I really must run. 135 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:24,631 I'm afraid I'm much too busy to even say good-- 136 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:30,631 If this thing's that unimportant to Rabbit, 137 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,995 I bet he'd really be pleased 138 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,580 if I found an important use for it. [chuckle] 139 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:42,496 My tail. 140 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,830 My best friend. 141 00:06:44,833 --> 00:06:46,253 It's gone. 142 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:49,460 Hmm. Tails are just tails, not legs. 143 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:51,998 [gasp] Someone had to help it run. 144 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,880 You mean it's been stolen? 145 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,575 Exactically. I'll start my search 146 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,883 by interrogating the nearest suspicious rabbit. 147 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:04,875 Old long ears has always got a tale to tell. 148 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,875 [humming] 149 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,995 - [knocking] - Who can that be? 150 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,253 Yes? 151 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,330 Gotcha! 152 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,998 Where were you at 13:00 today? 153 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,210 13:00? Why, I was-- 154 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:20,998 Where were you on the night of the 43rd? 155 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,080 I was-- 156 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,713 When was the next to the last time 157 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,078 you saw Eeyore's tail? 158 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:27,293 Eeyore's tail? I don't know. 159 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:30,001 And where does your lap go when you stand up? 160 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,880 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Impressive, aren't I? 161 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:36,955 Will someone please tell me what's going on? 162 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,208 I'm on a case. 163 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,578 Oh, no. [gasp] 164 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:42,423 I didn't think it was that exciting. 165 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:43,876 My worm wrangler. 166 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:47,075 Someone took my worm wrangler! 167 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,213 Oh, boy! Another case! 168 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:51,708 But what about my tail? 169 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:52,878 Both: Not now, Eeyore. 170 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,883 If my superstitions are correct, 171 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,875 these two crimes is related. 172 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:01,285 But you don't have any clues. 173 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:04,461 Oh, no. The thief took them, too! 174 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,708 Who was the last nogoodnik you saw 175 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,458 nastying it up around here? 176 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:10,998 No one except Pooh Bear, but he's-- 177 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,710 The criminimal mastermind of the century. 178 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:17,708 It's a case of very little brain going bad. 179 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:19,378 I have a sad feeling 180 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:22,825 my tail's gonna come out on the bottom of this. 181 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:28,423 My tummy's telling me 182 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:31,246 this whatchamacallit's really a-- 183 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,630 a bee tickler. 184 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,245 [giggling] 185 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:36,130 [giggling] 186 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,000 [giggling] I was right. 187 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,170 This certainly is something to smile about. 188 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:46,456 [buzzing] 189 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,128 Uh-oh. 190 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,705 Tickle. Tickle. 191 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,165 Oh, bother. 192 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:02,576 Is it time for a midnight smackerel already? 193 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,003 Whoops! 194 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,460 [trundling] 195 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:06,578 Hark! 196 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,383 My private ears tell me 197 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,285 that's the sound of the getaway car. 198 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:14,461 Yep. And it sounds like it's getting this way. 199 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,170 Aha! Trying to disguise yourself, eh, buddy bear? 200 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:24,706 Well, it won't fool this super sloth. 201 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:26,998 Yes, sir, buddy, we're on to you 202 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,460 for committing two-- 203 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:29,878 count them, two-- 204 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,495 crimes of the century. 205 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,170 Who would have thought it 206 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,706 of such a nice, gentle friend? 207 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,378 Confess, you two-bit hood. 208 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,455 Where's my worm wrangler? 209 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,078 Yeah. Where is it? 210 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:42,173 But what about my tail? 211 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:45,206 I don't have a tail or a worm wrangler, 212 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:48,418 but I'm sure Mr. Private Ear can find them both. 213 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:52,376 And perhaps he can find my missing bee tickler, too. 214 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,625 I love this job. 215 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,876 Tigger: When the going gets tough 216 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,995 and the tough start a-groaning 217 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,830 because things get lost or bent or stolen, 218 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:21,253 never fear. Tigger the Private Ear is here. 219 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:32,878 When you can't see the woods 'cause there's too many trees 220 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,705 and you can't find a needle 221 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,998 'cause the hay makes you sneeze, 222 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,080 never fear. Tigger the Private Ear is here. 223 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,173 When feetprints need following 224 00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:58,996 and clues can be found, 225 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,420 when gumshoes are pussyfooting all over town... 226 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:08,245 never fear. Tigger the Private Ear is here. 227 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:12,166 Handcuffing and snooping 228 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,996 and chasing down pests. 229 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,130 Whatever the case, it's what tiggers do best. 230 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:23,581 Never fear. 231 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,583 Tigger the Private Ear is here. 232 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,753 Oh, dear. 233 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,420 [hooting] 234 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,750 Forward, men. The chase is on, 235 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:37,250 and I'm leaving no stone underdone. 236 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,880 this worm-wrangling, bee-tickling, 237 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,995 tail-nabbing rogue is mighty slick, 238 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,880 but Private Ear Tigger is hot on this trail, 239 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,745 and I haven't missed a clue yet. 240 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:49,080 Sure do miss my tail. 241 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:53,423 Oh, my. I wonder where they're going in such a hurry. 242 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:55,996 Oh, dear. That certainly looks 243 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,630 like a very small part of a very large animal. 244 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,745 Well, I really must be going, too. 245 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,170 Heh heh heh. 246 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:06,286 But don't bother getting up to say goodbye. 247 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,001 - [ping] - Yipes. 248 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,130 Please. I'd rather be your friend than your dinner. 249 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh, my. That certainly is a relief. 250 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,380 [gasp] You might come in very handy 251 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,495 for protecting me from spookables. 252 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,460 When you're a very small animal, 253 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,878 the list of spookables is pretty big. 254 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,705 [chuckle] But you won't mind, will you? 255 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,961 We've been marching around for hours. 256 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:34,378 Haven't you found any clues yet, Tigger? 257 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,995 Nope. I'm so clever, 258 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 the thief ran out of clues to give me. 259 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I got to help him out by making up some of my own. 260 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:46,170 What I can't figure is why anyone would want Eeyore's less-than-splendiferous tail. 261 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,826 It has to be one pitiful little termite. 262 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,583 Piglet's little and pitiful, 263 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,173 and he doesn't have a tail. 264 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,456 Probably just couldn't stand it anymore. 265 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,378 Gasp! Piglet! That's it. 266 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,575 I'm gonna make private ear history 267 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,173 by sending Piglet to the big house. 268 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,876 Oh, but, Tigger, he's much too little 269 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,455 to live in a big house. 270 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,628 Uh, come along, Pooh. I'll explain it to you later. 271 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:19,205 Tigger: Aha. There's the little shifty shiftaroo 272 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,578 shuffling around his hideout. 273 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,753 The little guy sure fooled me. 274 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,710 He must be an incredible master of disguises. 275 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,578 Shucks, he's so good, I wouldn't be surprised 276 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,213 if even he really didn't know who he was, 277 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,708 which means he'll probably want to hire me 278 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,878 to find his missing person. 279 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,955 That's why I made this Wanted poster. 280 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:43,378 Now there's no way he can get away from old yours truly. 281 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:46,955 There. My bully bamboozler's all finished. 282 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,998 Don't move, false face! 283 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,710 We caught you pink-handed. 284 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,578 Caught me? Caught me doing what? 285 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,133 Caught you looking like this poster, of course. 286 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,825 You know, Tigger, 287 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,333 your poster really looks 288 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,963 more like that gentleman over there. 289 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,288 Mm. You're right, Pooh. 290 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,631 Grab him! 291 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,955 Hoo, my word. 292 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,078 This reminds me of the bell rope 293 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,133 Uncle Torbert brought back from the Dark Continent. 294 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,325 Nuts. He got away. 295 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,133 And he took my bully bamboozler with him. 296 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,245 Tigger, you're the great private ear. 297 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,630 Do something. 298 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,245 That thief has got to be stopped. 299 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,380 And that's just what I'm going to do, bunny boy. 300 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,455 I'm about to shed some light 301 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:34,708 on the culprit's dark and damp identity. 302 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,130 It's time to get to the top of this mess 303 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,995 and clear it up once and for all. 304 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,460 [ringing] 305 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,458 Hmm. They don't make them like they used to. 306 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,826 I hope we're not disturbing you, Owl. 307 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:55,213 We just want to expose you for the jailbird you are. 308 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,958 It's my hypotenuse 309 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,998 that Owl turned to a life of crime 310 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 because he grew up misunderstood. 311 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,460 I? Misunderstood? 312 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,128 Inconceivable. 313 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,875 Don't fight it, feathers. You haven't got a chance. 314 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:11,075 I got a whole brain load of circumserial evidence 315 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,423 proving my point. 316 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,328 Owl stole Piglet's bully bamboozler 317 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,833 to guard his ill-gotten grains, 318 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,713 and he took Pooh's bee tickler 319 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,828 to keep his pointy-tailed minions in line. 320 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,883 What about my worm wrangler? 321 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,375 Who else would need it 322 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,625 to catch those early morning wrigglies 323 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,495 but an early birdbrain like Owl? 324 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,460 Well, I-- Really, I-- Hmm? 325 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,828 Yes, siree, I can only conclude-- 326 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,083 Hawmp! 327 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,083 My worm wrangler! 328 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,463 [gasp] My bee tickler. 329 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,578 My bully bamboozler. 330 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,883 Uncle Torbert's bell rope. 331 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:53,995 Hmm. You know, I have seen this thing before. 332 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,420 Of course you have, Tigger. 333 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,576 It's always the last thing you see 334 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,333 after Eeyore says goodbye. 335 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:05,503 I know no one cares except me, 336 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,580 but that's my tail. 337 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,503 Wait, Eeyore! That's it! 338 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,380 Your tail's the real guilty party. 339 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,455 It plotted its own disappearance 340 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,458 till you learned to appreciate it. 341 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,248 I knew it all along. 342 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,130 Well, from now on, 343 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,705 me and him are going to stick together, 344 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,708 no matter what. 345 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:30,288 I'm even going to let it walk in front for a change. 346 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,581 Yaah! 347 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,253 - [thud] - Hawmp! 348 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,713 Piglet: oh, dear. 349 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:41,288 I think Eeyore forgot he was at Owl's. 350 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,081 Too bad he didn't have a little more hindsight. 351 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,293 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 352 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,631 I hereby declare 353 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,955 the case of Eeyore's tail tale 354 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,578 artificially closed. 355 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,883 Well, it's a good thing, too. 356 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,995 With all this private ear foolishness, 357 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,750 I've lost my patience. 358 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,290 Lost your patience? 359 00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,331 Then I, Tigger Private Ear, 360 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,633 won't rest till I find it. 361 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,245 How and will I ever learn? 362 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,960 Pooh: "Once upon a time, 363 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,708 there were three little," uh... 364 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,748 Hmm. 365 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,170 Oh, yes. Much better. 366 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,996 "Once upon a time, 367 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,330 there were three little piglets..." 368 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,333 - and a honey tree. - [buzzing] 369 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,883 In every story, there's honey. 370 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,375 This time, Pooh, for once, 371 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:36,995 please, no honey. 372 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Well, I'm sorry, Rabbit. 373 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,880 For some reason, honey seems to be on my mind. 374 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:46,705 Pooh Bear, it's the only thing on your mind. 375 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,878 So please, just tell the story. 376 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,165 All right, Rabbit. 377 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,076 Ahem. 378 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,713 The first little piglet 379 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,208 lived in a honey tree, and-- 380 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,288 Rabbit: No. 381 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,833 He lived in a house of straw, Pooh. 382 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,246 Pooh: Yes. A house of straw, 383 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,460 which was next to a honey tree. 384 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,828 Rabbit: Pooh Bear. 385 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,423 And the little piglet-- 386 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:17,496 Was scared out of his wits by the big bad bunny. 387 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,710 It's supposed to be a wolf-- a big bad wolf. 388 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,578 Not anymore. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 389 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,173 Pooh, giggling: Yes. 390 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,996 So the big bad bunny 391 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,880 was looking for his grandma's house, and-- 392 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,495 Oh, my, Grandma, what big ears you have. 393 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,710 Uh, what's in the basket? 394 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,463 [sigh] I should have known. 395 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,128 Say, for a big bad bunny, 396 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,955 this bunny's not being very bad. 397 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,328 For once you're right, Tigger. 398 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,713 We have lost track of the story. Haven't we? 399 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,288 Ahem. 400 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:56,881 Let me into your house, little Piglet. 401 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,705 What do I do, Pooh? 402 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:02,878 I believe you should say no, Piglet. 403 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,705 No, Piglet. 404 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,248 Why, then I'll huff and I'll puff, 405 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,880 and I'll blow your house down. 406 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,880 Ha ha. Ahem. Not bad if I do say so myself. 407 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:22,165 Oh, dear. And then what happened, Pooh? 408 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,416 Then the second little piglet, 409 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,376 who lived in a house of sticks-- 410 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:30,575 Tigger: Say, kind of resembles the Eeyore residence. 411 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,583 Pooh: And then the Papa Bear said-- 412 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:37,963 Looks like somebody's been sleeping in my bed. 413 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,833 No, no, no. 414 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,463 This is another story entirely. 415 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,128 The first little piglet 416 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,995 went to the second little piglet who lived in-- 417 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,330 Tigger: A house of cards. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 418 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,083 Oh, why do I bother? 419 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,576 And I suppose now 420 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,633 I have to blow this house down. 421 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,415 I'll do it for you, long ears. 422 00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,456 I'll huff and I'll puff, 423 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,418 and I'll blow the house down. 424 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,633 Oh, bother. 425 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,705 I seem to have lost my place. 426 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,878 Um, I believe this is the part-- 427 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,625 heh heh-- where the three little piglets are all together. 428 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,955 How do you do? I'm Piglet. 429 00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,208 - Me, too. - So am I. 430 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,378 Pleased to make your acquaintance. 431 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,455 No. The pleasure is all mine. 432 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,628 No. It's mine. 433 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,205 Rabbit: Pooh Bear. 434 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,998 You finally have them right, but what about me? 435 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,210 Oh, well. It's close enough, I suppose. 436 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:40,708 Ahem. You little piglets had better let me in. 437 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,883 Oh, who will save me-- 438 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,705 uh, us now? 439 00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,078 Never fear, citizens! 440 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,253 It is I, the Masked Defender, 441 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,630 to the rescue! 442 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,325 No, no, no! 443 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,213 You don't belong here. 444 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,828 Whoops. 445 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,253 There is no Masked Defender in this story. 446 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,880 Pooh, uh, just why does the big bad bunny 447 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,205 want to get into the house? 448 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:10,998 I believe he wants to borrow some...honey. 449 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,710 [chuckling] 450 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,378 No. Not that. 451 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,705 Uh, he, uh, he wants, uh-- 452 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,328 Tigger: To get out of the rain. 453 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,626 That's it. No more. 454 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,375 This has gone far enough. 455 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,415 Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears. 456 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,076 It's too much! 457 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,713 I'm taking over. 458 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,878 I'm going to tell this story 459 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,125 the way it's supposed to be told. Ahem. 460 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:41,375 - [thunder] - I'm going to huff and puff 461 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,205 and blow your tree down. 462 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,878 Oh, d-d-dear. 463 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,245 Whoo! 464 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,880 Pooh: And the three little piglets, 465 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,575 who had all the honey they wanted, 466 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,883 lived happily ever after. 467 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,125 The end. 468 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:57,575 Oh, I love happy-- 469 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,753 [sniffle]-- endings, Pooh. 470 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,000 Uh, but what happened to the big bad bunny? 471 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,710 Uh, don't ask, Piglet. Don't ask.