1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:10,010 These women are caught on hidden camera and are prosecuted to the fullest 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:14,350 extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter MILF. 3 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:27,670 Why are we here? You have a seat on the right. Sir, you have a seat on the left. 4 00:00:27,830 --> 00:00:28,970 Sit down. What are we here for? 5 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,050 You guys know exactly what you're here for. 6 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:33,350 So why don't you guys sit tight here real quick. 7 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:35,040 I'm going to go get some paperwork. 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:40,220 What? Don't go anywhere. The door's locked, and the room's being monitored. 9 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:41,220 stay tight. 10 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:43,780 What? Ew. 11 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,500 Okay, what the fuck? 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,800 I don't know. 13 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:52,140 What are you saying? 14 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,100 I don't know. Did we park in the handicap or something? 15 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,000 You know I do that sometimes, but whatever. 16 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,759 He said paperwork. 17 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,640 Yeah, just keep it quiet. 18 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,760 I'm so sorry. I 19 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:15,520 mean, 20 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,940 there's no way. Nobody's ever really looking at you. They're only looking at 21 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:21,940 tent anyway. 22 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:23,100 That's it. 23 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:27,500 I mean 24 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:34,420 like 25 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,560 what kind of power does he have? 26 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,460 he even got us in here for. 27 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,780 He probably has no power. 28 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:46,080 It's like overkill how many cameras are in here actually. 29 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:08,530 I mean, 30 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:15,250 it's just, I mean, I am. It's tiny in here. There's gotta be, there's gotta be 31 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,250 another way. 32 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:23,130 If we just, you know, keep our story straight. Sit down, goddammit. 33 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,190 Ah, jeez. 34 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,330 You guys are ridiculous. 35 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:33,530 I'll give you guys one chance. Do you have anything you want to tell me? 36 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:40,120 We really love your store, and we'd like to be continuing customers. 37 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,280 So just let us know on our way. 38 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,620 Do you have anything else to tell me? 39 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,940 Yeah, we'd like to get going here soon. 40 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,260 What's this all about? 41 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,600 You guys don't have a single clue what this is about whatsoever. 42 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:59,380 No? No, not at all. No, not at all. 43 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,140 You guys are fucking ridiculous. 44 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,920 You got any IDs? 45 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,440 I think mine's in the car. 46 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,680 I'm surprised. 47 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,000 Well, you know, it's a very common thing for when people do crime, they don't 48 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,640 like to keep any kind of ID on them. 49 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,180 So do me a favor here. 50 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:21,620 Write down your name and address on the paper. 51 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,120 My name is You Can Tiny Fuck Off. 52 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:25,620 That's what my name is. 53 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:31,000 How about you say Kick Rock, maybe? Mr. Fuck Off? Yeah. Mr. Fuck Off. Oh, I 54 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,600 didn't forget about that. Yeah. 55 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:34,020 All right. 56 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,440 Let's see here. 57 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:39,380 Yeah. It says, uh, Cunt McGee and Tiny Dick. 58 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,880 Thanks, guys. 59 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:43,760 Um, so... I wanted to be a cunt. 60 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:47,840 Right? No form of ID, nothing, nothing at all. 61 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:51,080 You guys still have no idea what the hell you're doing here. 62 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,460 I'm not a mind reader. 63 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,120 You're not a mind reader, no. 64 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:55,760 No. 65 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,460 Jesus Christ. 66 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,120 I'll put up with you people. 67 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,120 You people? 68 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,480 Yeah. Did he just... 69 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,860 Is this a racist thing now? 70 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,300 I don't know if that works for us. 71 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,160 Well, I'm so sorry. But anyway, we don't need to be here. 72 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,180 You guys don't need to be here. 73 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,680 God damn it. 74 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,480 All right. 75 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:25,800 So, it seems that I've been chasing a couple for a couple months. 76 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,000 It looks like your description. 77 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,780 And, yeah, with that. 78 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,080 With that face, exactly. 79 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,920 Chasing? Yeah. 80 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,979 A stalker? 81 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:39,440 Yeah, yeah. What criminals in my story? Yeah, yeah. I am a stalker. I'm like a 82 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,520 tiger going after the small prey. 83 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,860 Is he small about these? 84 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,100 No, not at all. 85 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,680 Not at all. Look nice. 86 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:51,380 Nice. They come with the attitude? 87 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,300 Actually, I was born with that. 88 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,740 Oh, nice, nice. 89 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,260 I can see you're really living up to your standards. 90 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,720 Now, it seems like... 91 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,520 Someone's been distracting the cashier while the other grabs an item. 92 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,980 But you guys wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 93 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,420 Again, my tips are really distracting. 94 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:12,180 Right, right, right. 95 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,700 I'm sorry, what? 96 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,520 Right. 97 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:22,100 So, why don't you guys sit there and think about it while I review some tape. 98 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:24,420 Time out? 99 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:28,180 Yeah. And then we'll see how your attitude changes. 100 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,220 Jesus Christ. 101 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,290 I won't run. 102 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:03,990 Too old to run. 103 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:12,750 But whatever he's doing, he better hurry up. I want to get out of here. 104 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:17,950 I'm just getting a little worried. 105 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:26,330 I'm just... I mean, I'm obviously, you know, never would fast in jail, 106 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:30,210 so I just need to make sure that that doesn't happen. 107 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:32,970 I don't want you to go to jail. 108 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:38,250 I mean, I understand I'm Hispanic, but I don't look it. 109 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,050 That's why I was like, you said you people. Who says you people? 110 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:54,010 It's so small in here. 111 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:58,690 Do you think he locked it again? 112 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,580 I'll check. 113 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,080 Yep. 114 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,440 What does it mean with reviewing tape? Like, if I were already, like, allegedly 115 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,440 guilty of something? 116 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,260 Should at least give him his water or something. 117 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,180 Right, you know. 118 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,380 So, I want you to take a look at this video here. 119 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,880 You can clearly see he's distracting the cashier. 120 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,420 And you're reaching over and grabbing some jewelry. 121 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,680 That looks just like you. I think that's you. That is you. 122 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,900 See, now you can see the attitude change. 123 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,740 Not so tough now, huh? 124 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,780 You guys are a bunch of freaks. 125 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,020 You guys have been doing this for months. 126 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:37,260 All right, so our next procedure is going to cross with you guys, and then 127 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:40,280 probably going to call the police, but we'll take one thing at a time first. 128 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,680 no, no, we can totally pay for it. Like, just kidding, you know, like, ah, you 129 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,640 know. So you admit that you stole it then? 130 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:50,880 I mean, we haven't left the store, so, you know. And the other couple times? 131 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,640 And the other times before that? 132 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,140 I'm not admitting any guilt, but what do we... Well, sure, we did that for you. 133 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,320 What can we do here? 134 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:07,460 Well, listen, first of all, why don't you guys pay for it? 135 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,200 Oh, wait, you don't have any identification? 136 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,720 You don't even have your wallet, so you had no intention to even pay for it. 137 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:20,180 I mean, you know, just get a little rush and kick out of excitement, and then we 138 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:24,940 go home and fuck our brains out over the stuff. I mean, never mind. 139 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:27,970 Yeah, that was a little too much information. 140 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,110 Where's the jewelry? 141 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:32,510 What jewelry? 142 00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:33,990 I'm not wearing any. 143 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,230 No, not wearing any. 144 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,970 All right, so let's have my wand here first. 145 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:40,550 Sir, stand up. 146 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:42,930 Is this your watch? 147 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,610 Where'd you get this watch? 148 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:48,470 Store. Not that store. You got it at my store, you said? 149 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:49,730 No. No? 150 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:50,990 These are my things. 151 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,770 Yeah, we don't carry anything that cheap anyways. 152 00:10:55,819 --> 00:11:02,660 Now you seem to be okay, please have a seat once you stand up Let's just 153 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:09,620 watch All right, we'll take a 154 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:14,680 look at that in a moment All right, 155 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:21,560 I'm gonna have to Think why not you take a step 156 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,040 forward right here pick your arms spread out 157 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:32,390 Really? This is not the... This is by procedure. 158 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:33,810 You have to calm down. 159 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,330 Excuse you. 160 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,530 My hand's cold? 161 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,030 That's right. Why don't you have a seat there? 162 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,430 I feel like I should have charged first. 163 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,190 Even if you did, I only have a penny. 164 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:48,490 Do you have change? 165 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:51,730 See, now the attitude's changed. 166 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:53,770 So... 167 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,500 I'm going to call the cops from now. 168 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:09,500 But before I do, I need to make sure. They would eat me up alive in there. 169 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,580 here's what makes things easier. 170 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:15,760 If you give me the jewelry that you stole, it will probably make things a 171 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,760 easier. 172 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:21,960 So why don't you cooperate and give me the item. Or to have to dig for it. 173 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,080 I didn't put it in there. 174 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,640 Yeah. 175 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,940 Are you sure about it? You remember my wand went off. 176 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,600 I didn't see anything. 177 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,500 Nothing. Nothing at all. You know what? I wanted to give you guys a little bit 178 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,780 of time to think about that. And meanwhile, I'm going to put the cops on 179 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:42,860 real quick. So when I come back, the jewelry will be up here. 180 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,880 What do you think we should do? 181 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,800 I really, really wanted it. 182 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,260 Yeah, but it's not worth going to jail. 183 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,720 No. 184 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,140 We can stop it. 185 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,420 You know what? That's what we should have done. Why don't we not get rid of 186 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,660 shit? Because there's cameras in here. 187 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,760 Don't catch you doing it. 188 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,640 You know, 189 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,540 he was not even grabbing me. 190 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,900 Right? 191 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:20,500 I love that. 192 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,060 That's one way we can get out of this. 193 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,250 Worst comes to worst. 194 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,630 I'm going to need you to be a little bit more clear. 195 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:35,350 Maybe barter your way out? 196 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,950 I'm a sacrificial lamb? 197 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,350 Well, no, but neither of us want to go to jail. 198 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:46,330 We're supposed to be going home and fucking, not like... Oh, God. 199 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:52,970 I can't even right now. With your skills, you could be in and out in like 200 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:53,970 minutes with this guy. 201 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:55,510 Well, but... 202 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:59,780 True, but that's really going to ruin the whole fantasy now. 203 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,580 I mean, like, are you intending on watching? 204 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Well, hell no. 205 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:12,960 Like a wham -bam thank you, ma 'am? You think, like, I'd be able to... Just 206 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,080 knock her out and let's go. 207 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,500 Well... 208 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:59,800 It's all fucking games until... Until security catches us. 209 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:06,900 What in the whole fuck? 210 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,860 Like, honestly, at this point, I'll just call the cops myself. 211 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160 No, I'm kidding. 212 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,380 Don't you golf with somebody in an accident? 213 00:15:41,599 --> 00:15:48,400 You two realize that this room is under monitoring, and I can hear every 214 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400 single thing you guys say. 215 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,000 Can you grab that? 216 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:58,010 piece of jewelry for me they hid away in the door can you go go ahead just grab 217 00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:58,170 it 218 00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:09,210 now 219 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:14,630 this is a high -priced item this is uh 220 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:21,260 that's gonna be bad that's gonna be bad You know, this is over $900. 221 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,960 So it's not a misdemeanor at all. 222 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,720 It's more than that. 223 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:32,060 And also the stuff I may stack on top of this, like extra jewelry stuff to say 224 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,060 you guys stole more. 225 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,420 Yeah. Yeah. 226 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,240 Oh, I could definitely do that. 227 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,980 You guys, you know, I said cooperate. 228 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,780 You guys are just being a bunch of dicks. 229 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,560 So this is what happens. You get the jewelry back. What else do you want? 230 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,040 To do what I'm supposed to do. 231 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,490 The owners have zero tolerance for criminals. 232 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,350 So they're going to prosecute you to the full extent of the law. 233 00:16:55,950 --> 00:17:00,610 That's your choice. I have the police on hold for right now. I have my evidence. 234 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,150 I don't have quite an idea on either of you. 235 00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,329 But that's okay. The police will get that anyways. 236 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,010 You don't really get paid enough to be enforcing all of this. You don't know 237 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,849 much I get paid. You want to be a hero? 238 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:16,310 I probably get paid more than you, that's for sure. I could probably buy 239 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,210 You'd probably have to steal it, obviously. 240 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:20,050 You know what I mean? 241 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,710 So that's the skinny right there. 242 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,730 So I'm going to go to that. I'm going to go call the cops right now. They'll 243 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:29,730 take care of you. 244 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,550 It'll be easy. 245 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:38,310 All right, so what else can we do to make this go away? 246 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,990 I'm getting a migraine. Oh, my gosh. I can't even. 247 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:47,210 What's happening? You guys have nothing. You got no money. You got nothing. What 248 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,870 about the distraction earlier? 249 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:57,090 That obviously wasn't stealing 250 00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,870 anymore. That's my skill set. 251 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:03,510 That I could perhaps trade my... 252 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:08,730 services to prevent you from following through with your services. 253 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,290 Kind of a barter. 254 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,750 A barter? 255 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,010 What the hell are you guys even talking about? 256 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:21,410 Maybe she could do something for you that'll make you forget what you have in 257 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:26,770 that hand and make things go away without involving the cops, etc. 258 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:32,730 I can't even say the words, honey. 259 00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:37,430 Yeah, you're gonna have to be a little bit more blunt than that. 260 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:43,770 Maybe she can offer some physical... Suck your dick. Oh, God. There you go. 261 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,710 I can't even say it. 262 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:52,710 So you're telling me you're selling out your own wife? Is that what you're 263 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,350 telling me? It's not selling out. 264 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:57,970 Well, we'll have to have you delete these videos as well. 265 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,070 I'm probably just gonna keep them. 266 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,240 You have to think about that one. 267 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,200 Only a blowjob. 268 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:27,580 You know, you already got a head start. You already got to grab these. 269 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:35,340 So why don't I sample the good first. Let's just take a look. Really? Am I in 270 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,380 grocery store with free samples? 271 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,000 Yeah, that's exactly what you are. Let's see here. 272 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,060 Let's take a look. 273 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:44,540 Oh, okay. 274 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:46,050 Oh, wow. Whoa. 275 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,370 Yeah, I tried to tell you. 276 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:50,830 Why don't you take your shirt off? 277 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,110 Why 278 00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:05,930 don't 279 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:06,930 you show me your ass? 280 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:12,630 There we go. 281 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,000 That's definitely looking good. 282 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,260 He must work out like a motherfucker. 283 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:20,580 Jesus. 284 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,880 Well, listen here. 285 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:27,340 This isn't worth some low -job high school bullshit. 286 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,500 We want you guys to get out of this. I want the whole thing. 287 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,040 You know exactly what I want. 288 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:36,500 So once you guys discuss that, I know I'm going to go grab a cup of coffee. 289 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:41,580 This looks nice, though, but I'm not selling it for no goddamn half -assed 290 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,150 gone straight on my knees and taken care of it before... 291 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:57,030 Why do you have to leave me now? 292 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,130 I don't know what to do. 293 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:08,950 I said do whatever it takes. I mean, it seems like... Easy for you to say. 294 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,670 Honestly, 295 00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,390 if I'm getting us both out of this, then I guess... 296 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:23,590 have to be a chain of events where i have to now put in all the work for this 297 00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:28,470 and i guess you're just gonna have to lose out tonight well let's discuss that 298 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:35,450 when we go oh how convenient oh well hey are you gonna 299 00:21:35,450 --> 00:21:39,510 be juggling his balls well no i'm not even oh you're not gonna be interacting 300 00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:44,570 this oh what a pity fuck 301 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,000 So wait, you're not going to leave, right? You're going to wait for me? 302 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200 I'll be right outside. 303 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,240 God forbid. 304 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,700 You don't join this for me either. 305 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:05,460 Why don't you go get that better watch then? What are you doing here? 306 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:09,100 We don't need to come back in here another time. 307 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,500 Oh, we're never coming back here again. No. 308 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840 Ever. 309 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,800 Boycott. 310 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,720 Are we really doing this? 311 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,500 Like, I sure don't have enough time for me to fake a panic attack. 312 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:33,000 That would just bring paramedics and cops. Honestly, at this point, it won't 313 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 even be a fake. 314 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,020 Like, how am I supposed to even think? 315 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:46,100 I feel, like, the panic and dry everywhere. 316 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:49,460 Except for sweating everywhere else. 317 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,700 I can just fuck my own head, right? 318 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,680 Okay. Oh my god. 319 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,080 This won't be on the news or something though, right? 320 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920 I hope not. 321 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,360 All these fucking cameras. 322 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:20,600 Okay, so we're doing this then and I'll just run out of here and jump in the 323 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,220 car while it's still moving. 324 00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:23,950 Put your clothes on first. 325 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:25,890 Put your clothes on first. 326 00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:31,850 I'm gonna want a milkshake after this. 327 00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:35,610 Oh my god. 328 00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:42,510 Is he like grinding the beans himself? 329 00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:44,590 What was he doing with the coffee? 330 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,330 Don't they always have like coffee? 331 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:56,120 There's no reason to put your shirt back on. So what's the good news? 332 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:02,260 Yeah, you do have some good news coming your way. 333 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,360 Honey, what's that good news? 334 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:11,000 My wife decided to make things right by us. 335 00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:14,780 Take one from the team. 336 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,780 Make this all go away. 337 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,000 Yeah, that's great. 338 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:26,280 So she's going to have my dirty dick in her fucking pussy? Is that what you're 339 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280 saying, sir? 340 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,100 You don't have to be that vulgar. 341 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,620 Yeah. 342 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,640 Hope you lost it. 343 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,880 Yeah, exactly. 344 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,540 I hope so, too. 345 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,600 I'm sure a lot of you like that. 346 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,600 All right, but for you, I don't want you sitting around like a freak or 347 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,700 something. Why don't you get up? I'm going to put you in a holding cell to 348 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:44,700 sure you don't rat me out. 349 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,420 No, he's not staying here. 350 00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:47,660 Rat you out. 351 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,680 Yeah, I don't want to be a part of this. 352 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,360 Yeah, nearly. 353 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,160 All right, let's put you in the cell. 354 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:59,820 Well done. 355 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960 Okay. 356 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,040 You can do this. 357 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,320 God, I wish I was drunk. 358 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,280 Such the most fucked up fantasy is. 359 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,720 Hello there. 360 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:24,540 Want to hold hands for a while? We won't need to do any pleasantries or 361 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:28,200 foreplay. I understand what the job is. 362 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,180 Good. 363 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:33,920 Sure? I don't mind if you hold my hand. 364 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,000 The least amount of touching possible, thanks. 365 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,300 We'll just, you know, set aside all the pleasantries. 366 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,260 Well, you don't want to hold my hand. 367 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,400 Well, you know, if that's foreplay is dead. 368 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,920 You already got your free grab. 369 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,620 Free sample, as you called it. 370 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,480 Foreplay is dead? How about foreskin? 371 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,720 So clever. 372 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:04,340 Stand up for all the girls? 373 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:05,620 To fold my shirt. 374 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,220 You know, I'd like a clear playing field. 375 00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:11,990 Can you hit a moving target? 376 00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:14,470 Oh! 377 00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,310 You kind of missed there. 378 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:24,390 Oh, did I? 379 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:25,690 Gosh. 380 00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:27,710 My bad. 381 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:33,730 You can start sucking now. 382 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:51,680 Is that what you call a blowjob? 383 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,020 Well, you know, you didn't exactly manscape. I can tell that you don't get 384 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,020 blowjobs often. 385 00:27:57,860 --> 00:27:59,100 Who needs to do that? 386 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:02,660 Makes it better. 387 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,820 I'm not trying to make this easy for you. 388 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,760 Clearly. 389 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,320 There you go. That's who they want. 390 00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:53,560 You know, the better to do that, the faster we go home. 391 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,480 Or you go home. I'm just kidding. 392 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:04,480 Excuse me for feeling like I'm just doing this for my life 393 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,480 right now. 394 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,220 Your husband already abandoned you. 395 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,300 He's not coming back. 396 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,860 That's why everybody jumped in this car. He drove away. 397 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,100 Mine? Well, we'll find out once we're done. 398 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:27,420 You don't stick around for nothing. 399 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:38,660 That's the spirit. 400 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,340 That's why I never shave. 401 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:47,780 I like seeing that. 402 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,840 I've got hair too. 403 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,400 Yeah, good. 404 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,700 Mine just looks better. 405 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,720 Cute and soft. 406 00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:51,450 I think I've had enough of this. 407 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:52,810 Stand up. 408 00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:58,550 Don't look at me. 409 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,690 There we go. 410 00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:04,210 What? 411 00:31:07,710 --> 00:31:08,710 What? 412 00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:17,330 That was much better. 413 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,360 Not for me. 414 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:24,240 I don't care what you feel. 415 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,420 Who says I feel anything? 416 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,520 Oh, good. Which makes it a lot easier then. 417 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:53,200 I was hoping this would be tighter. 418 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,880 I'd be done faster. 419 00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:00,140 There we go. 420 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,500 This is nice, though. 421 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,180 Has that guy rich or something? 422 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,200 Is that where you got him? 423 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,360 He just knows what he's doing. 424 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:17,980 I'm sure he does. 425 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,400 be rich anyways. 426 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:30,180 I still want shit from my store. 427 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:32,780 There we go. 428 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,320 This 429 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:47,220 is 430 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,220 much more fun. 431 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,280 Okay. 432 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,340 You want to be done faster, don't you? 433 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,580 You have no idea. 434 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:01,710 You're just going to sit there and take it. 435 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:53,340 Yeah. Fuck. 436 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,340 Yes, I am fucking. 437 00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:56,820 Fuck it. 438 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:08,940 Did you, 439 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,639 like, jerk off before you came in here? No. But if you start crying, it'll make 440 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:13,639 me really come fast. 441 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,500 Just wait. 442 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,800 No wonder you were trying to get a person on. 443 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,060 Really working it up, huh? 444 00:34:31,659 --> 00:34:32,780 It's all planned out. 445 00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:36,340 Oh, yeah, you know I do. 446 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,880 Are you crying yet? 447 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,380 I need some move. 448 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:48,520 I want to get your tears removed. I'll be really dead inside. I don't know how 449 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,699 I'll have any tears to cry. 450 00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:52,389 I keep fucking you enough. 451 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,390 Tell me you like it. 452 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,870 That wasn't part of the deal. 453 00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:15,110 The deal's changed. 454 00:35:17,390 --> 00:35:20,590 You want to make me confess, don't you? You either can cry or tell me you like 455 00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:22,670 it. You can cry. You want me to like it. Yeah. 456 00:35:23,050 --> 00:35:24,350 Can you paint my face with a clown, too? 457 00:35:24,650 --> 00:35:25,790 Yes, please do. 458 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:31,150 Maybe you'd prefer my husband instead. 459 00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:32,610 Oh, no. 460 00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:41,870 You can really take it, can't you? 461 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,580 on your side. 462 00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,480 Another one position kind of guy. 463 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,300 Girl could be so lucky. 464 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:14,680 Oh, look at that. 465 00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,010 It just slid right in there, too. 466 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,890 Oh, wow, yeah, that's good. 467 00:36:29,030 --> 00:36:30,410 Oh, yeah, that's great. 468 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:35,270 Oh, 469 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:42,150 no, I don't want you to look at me. 470 00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:44,210 You have to look at me. 471 00:36:59,670 --> 00:37:00,790 Oh, you're mad. 472 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:04,230 I gave you the finger, but I'm giving you my dick. 473 00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:11,710 Well, this just slides right in there. 474 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,110 I don't like this a lot. 475 00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:16,490 I'm just that kind of girl. 476 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,420 We're fucking time. That's what time is. 477 00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:10,960 planning on already having sex until you ruined it. Oh, I think I ruined it. 478 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,360 Yeah. 479 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,940 Anyone who knows the difference anyways. 480 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,000 I got a little dick. 481 00:39:28,810 --> 00:39:29,810 Do this with everyone? 482 00:39:30,350 --> 00:39:31,350 Yeah. 483 00:39:32,390 --> 00:39:34,010 You said I don't get laid enough. 484 00:39:35,090 --> 00:39:36,090 That's what you know. 485 00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:41,070 I'm swine -free. 486 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,740 heat from all these cameras you've got in here, Perler. 487 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:20,740 Yeah. I need something to jerk off to later. 488 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,960 I'll jerk off to the tears in your eyes. 489 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,720 I think it's time for you to do some work. 490 00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:47,890 Oh my god. 491 00:40:48,350 --> 00:40:51,130 More? Yeah, more. Do you think I'm done yet? 492 00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:53,750 I don't see why not. 493 00:40:54,290 --> 00:40:55,290 I'll see why not. 494 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,770 That's exactly when we're done. 495 00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:05,330 Don't you look like a glazed donut by the time we're done. 496 00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:19,790 I don't need some work out of you. 497 00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:21,930 There we go. 498 00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:27,690 I'm just lucky it wasn't leg day at the gym yesterday. 499 00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:31,550 Well, today's dick day. 500 00:41:34,330 --> 00:41:36,610 I've had enough of this. Why don't you lay on your back? 501 00:41:37,390 --> 00:41:38,510 What? Yeah. 502 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:40,930 I've had enough of you complaining. 503 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:42,890 Always complaining. 504 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,220 This is much better. I'm going to do all the work now. 505 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,580 That's how this is going to end. 506 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,100 I like this better now. 507 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,800 Take a look in the eye. Why fuck you? 508 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,600 I want to see that misery. 509 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,560 You have faith in me. 510 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,440 inside. 511 00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:23,520 Imagine you want us to be very truthful at this point. 512 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,800 Do you like it, please? 513 00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:34,420 I'm trying to think of my husband. 514 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:37,180 Happy place. 515 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:38,540 Happy place. 516 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,600 All right. I'll just get it over with already. 517 00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:45,220 Get it over with? We've just begun. 518 00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:50,530 Went to the gas, to have one of those gas station dick pills. 519 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:52,570 Oh my god, really? 520 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:59,210 Is that why you're trying to just fucking stab my guts right now? Yes. 521 00:45:00,210 --> 00:45:01,370 I just need them. 522 00:45:01,610 --> 00:45:02,750 What? Yep. 523 00:45:03,070 --> 00:45:04,070 Who does that? 524 00:45:04,490 --> 00:45:05,630 A guy like me. 525 00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:08,210 17 minutes by coffee. 526 00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:10,990 Fuck. 527 00:45:14,050 --> 00:45:15,050 That's a beautiful... 528 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:27,700 I'm gonna break you. 529 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,220 That'd be nice. 530 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400 Maybe monthly. 531 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:32,360 I think I already have. 532 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,080 I think I already have. 533 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,940 I'd rather fall on the ground than deal with this. 534 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:58,840 I like it when you're scared. It makes your pussy tighter. 535 00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:28,770 like someone else involved did that? 536 00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:30,590 Yeah. Yeah. 537 00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:34,090 You can fight till the end. 538 00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:36,610 I could just keep fucking you. 539 00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,890 No, no. It's fine. We'll skip to your turn. 540 00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:41,350 Totally cool with that. 541 00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:44,530 Totally cool with that. Yeah. That's what I thought. 542 00:49:45,010 --> 00:49:46,010 Not about me. 543 00:49:46,190 --> 00:49:47,190 It's about you. 544 00:49:47,550 --> 00:49:50,390 It's all about me. Yeah. It's about my freedom. 545 00:49:50,710 --> 00:49:51,710 Are you still talking? 546 00:49:51,830 --> 00:49:52,870 Oh my god! Ah! 547 00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:02,710 My husband. 548 00:50:03,110 --> 00:50:04,490 Go ahead. Back on the table. 549 00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:06,950 Fuck. Right there. 550 00:50:09,410 --> 00:50:10,410 Just like that. 551 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,130 I'll give you one last trick for me. 552 00:50:15,230 --> 00:50:17,330 Yeah, come on. I didn't know we were at the circus. 553 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,270 It's the circus now. 554 00:50:23,070 --> 00:50:27,130 You want to get out of here? 555 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:38,320 over your pretty face then. I have to leave here though. 556 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,520 Does it sound like I care? 557 00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:47,880 People are going to judge what kind of example we'll be setting for the story. 558 00:52:27,470 --> 00:52:28,610 Definitely divorcing my husband. 559 00:52:29,910 --> 00:52:32,050 I need to go. 560 00:52:32,970 --> 00:52:37,030 No, hold on. I need to go. I can't. You just need to stay there. 561 00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:38,310 I'm going to go get your husband. 562 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:40,950 I'm kidding. I thought you said he left. That's what I mean. 563 00:52:42,370 --> 00:52:43,229 Divorcing him. 564 00:52:43,230 --> 00:52:44,229 That's the joke. 565 00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:46,950 That motherfucker left as soon as I was at the door. I didn't put it in the 566 00:52:46,950 --> 00:52:49,530 holdings, though. He just went and he's like, he gave me a hundred bucks and he 567 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:50,530 fucking left. 568 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:55,270 So, nope. He paid you for the bracelet, Ben, or he paid you, wait. He just 569 00:52:55,270 --> 00:52:55,899 bribed me. 570 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:57,340 He took out of his sock and said, here you go, bro. 571 00:52:58,820 --> 00:52:59,820 It's like he was planning it. 572 00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,420 All right. 573 00:53:01,820 --> 00:53:03,940 Why don't you go get your shit situated?