1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:03,669 Have you read where there's clowns coming to towns 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,504 and scaring children? 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,339 Can you see if that's a paid gig? 4 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:16,782 Fxx presents it's always sunny in Philadelphia. 5 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:53,752 All right. 6 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,320 Uh, let's get started. 7 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,723 What do you guys want to know? 8 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,792 ¶ ¶ 9 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,849 the circumstances surrounding the death of 10 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,951 the woman born Maureen ponderosa 11 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:28,287 captivated south Philadelphia. 12 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,491 She was discovered in an alley with a broken neck. 13 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,130 In 2013, Maureen had begun 14 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:40,132 her transition to a cat. 15 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:43,435 And in her cat form, she went by the name bastet 16 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,270 to honor the Egyptian god of cats. 17 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:50,409 The story quickly became fodder for local media. 18 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,777 So much for having nine lives. 19 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,579 This cat did not land on her feet. 20 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,380 She landed on her neck. 21 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,282 Authorities soon focused 22 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,952 on the suspicious nature of her death. 23 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,621 My name is Lance girard. 24 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,824 I've been with the Philadelphia police department for 24 years, 25 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,827 12 of which were with the homicide division. 26 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,629 I've seen a lot of things. 27 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,998 A man wants to turn himself into a woman? 28 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,567 Okay. Who am I to judge? 29 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,437 But, really, a cat? 30 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,772 What's next? A watermelon? 31 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,675 First thing we wanted to establish is 32 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,811 to whether the deceased was acting strange. 33 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,814 Not like "I'm turning myself into a cat" strange. 34 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,283 More like suicide strange. 35 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,819 We learned that she was excited about an upcoming surgery, 36 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,822 a, uh, reverse nipplectomy. 37 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,490 That's where they add more nipples. 38 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,326 I guess... 39 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,296 I don't know... She wanted more nipples. 40 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:47,766 The thought of that just makes me want to blow my lunch. 41 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,435 Now, apparently, the ex-husband was on the hook 42 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:53,372 for this surgery due to an alimony arrangement. 43 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,641 He wasn't happy about it. 44 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,976 That's when he became our primary suspect. 45 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,679 Was I irritated by this? 46 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,114 Yeah, of course I was. 47 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:04,550 I mean, it was the most expensive procedure yet. 48 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,718 You know, but i-i remained supportive 49 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,854 and, uh, kept my cool. 50 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,423 And I never threatened her in any way. 51 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,543 Now, due to the nature of this call, 52 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,845 we decided to bring him in for questioning. 53 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,149 And he cooperated. 54 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,551 Said he wanted to clear his name. 55 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,898 He answered every question. 56 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,100 Even offered DNA samples. 57 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,736 Although he did request to draw his own blood, 58 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,905 which is kind of strange. 59 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,792 Mr. Reynolds was forthright. 60 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,828 Charming, quite frankly. 61 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,066 It wasn't until I reviewed 62 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,303 the interrogation footage later that I saw it. 63 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,273 Something very unsettling. 64 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,946 24 years on the job, 65 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,015 I'd never seen anything like it. 66 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:47,452 Two hours. 67 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,454 Never moved. 68 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,057 Never blinked. 69 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,294 Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it. 70 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,929 He had all the right answers, 71 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,465 but my gut told me this guy was guilty. 72 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,068 Of something. 73 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,272 Did I kill Maureen? No. 74 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,909 Am I glad she's dead? Sure. 75 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:17,816 Maureen's family was convinced of Dennis's guilt. 76 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,252 Maureen? 77 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,421 Maureen died three years ago. 78 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,423 Dennis killed bastet, all right? 79 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,459 And let me tell you something. He did us all a favor. 80 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:30,996 You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox? 81 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,199 Despite conjecture, the question still remained: 82 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:37,002 Was there anything in Dennis Reynolds' past 83 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,172 that would suggest him capable of murder? 84 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,973 Testing. Testing. 85 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,443 Syphilis. Syphilis. 86 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,145 That's... well, yeah... 87 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,348 Well, he kind of... 88 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:53,352 Snapped the neck, uh, off a crow one time a little bit. 89 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:54,953 But that... but that's not 90 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,988 not normal right, you know? 91 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,990 I mean, it was just like boys 92 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,193 being boys. Yeah. That... 93 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,229 Look, we had a totally normal childhood, and... 94 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,997 Look, Dennis wouldn't hurt a fly. No way. 95 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,033 Whatever Deandra says is bs. 96 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,634 She's probably just covering for him 97 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,504 because she's afraid he's gonna snap her neck like that crow. 98 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,039 He didn't just snap it. 99 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,674 He broke the thing's head clean off. 100 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,209 It was gruesome. 101 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,077 I still have nightmares about it. 102 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,245 And I'm old. 103 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,180 She told you what? 104 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,715 No, no, no, no. No, no. 105 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,351 Look... that crow was injured, 106 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,720 and I was simply putting it out of its misery, 107 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:32,624 while, yes, testing the tensile strength of a crow's neck. 108 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,694 Well, yes, there was another crow, 109 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,362 but that's because i simply couldn't believe 110 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,297 that a crow's neck could be that weak. 111 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,234 Well, yes, there was a third crow, 112 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:45,337 and a fourth, if you must know, but who likes crows? 113 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:48,039 Look, if you can kill a crow, you can kill a cat. 114 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,576 Cat, cat, cat... 115 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:55,914 That's why I started recording all our conversations. 116 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:45,230 I suspected frank was probably recording 117 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:48,133 all of our conversations, because of course he would. 118 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,468 But let me tell you something, 119 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,002 he was no fan of Maureen's, either. 120 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,804 He was just trying to deflect attention, 121 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,940 which is why I started recording 122 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,609 all of our conversations as well. 123 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,778 I could have worn a goddamn imax camera around my neck 124 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,179 and he wouldn't have noticed. 125 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,981 The old bitch. 126 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,183 And I caught him saying some pretty troubling stuff. 127 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,953 What are we watching here? 128 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,321 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cats, cats. 129 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,755 Is that me? 130 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,657 Cats. I'll tell you what to do with cats. 131 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,359 Who shot this thing? Dennis? 132 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,495 Here's what you do with cats. 133 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:19,431 Back in the sweatshop in 'nam, we found a cat, 134 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:21,199 we tossed it right in the soup. 135 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:24,669 Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day. 136 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,271 What's the worst thing that could happen? 137 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:29,274 Some little kid choke on a hairball and die. 138 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,176 So then you toss him in the soup. 139 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,945 I was making money hand over foot, literally. 140 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,282 Somebody lost a hand or a foot, I'd toss it in the soup. 141 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,552 Well, that's all a lie. 142 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,555 Uh, there was no soup. 143 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,726 Nope. 144 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,394 There's no sweatshop. 145 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:55,467 Excuse me. I got to go to the can. 146 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,402 Investigators wanted to verify the timeline. 147 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,870 Dennis provided to authorities. 148 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,139 Like I told the police, uh, 149 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,108 Mac and I were watching a movie back at the apartment, 150 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,776 and then I went to the bar. 151 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,312 That's true. We were watching operation dumbo drop. 152 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,982 We were doing this amazing thing that I came up with, 153 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,550 where we watch an old movie, 154 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:20,752 and then I turn the volume down really low 155 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,254 and we make wiseacre remarks the entire time. 156 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,723 Yeah, he didn't come up with it. 157 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,091 It's just mystery science theater 3000. 158 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,293 It's a spin on that. It's exactly that. 159 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,261 Well, there's no robots. So it's worse. 160 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,963 Oh, come on, Dennis. It's funny. 161 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,732 It-it's not funny. It's not funny at all, 162 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,600 because you can never think of jokes on the fly. 163 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,135 H-he, like, pauses the movie 164 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,737 to try and think of something funny to say, 165 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,305 and then he never can think of anything funny, 166 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,942 so he ends up just saying a line from borat or Austin powers. 167 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,244 It's super annoying and played-out, and it's not funny. 168 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,813 Well, uh, like this. "Get in my belly." 169 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,816 But you're never referring to anything when you say it. 170 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,818 "Yeah, baby. Get in my belly." 171 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,286 Well, that's two different characters. 172 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,355 That's Mike Myers. It's not Mike Myers. 173 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,290 It's... it's multiple characters 174 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,993 that Mike Myers plays in-in the same movie. 175 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,762 Multiple characters in the same movie? 176 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,864 What is he, a wizard? 177 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,265 Look, it's funny, Dennis. 178 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,767 It's not funny. 179 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,602 Are we done with this? Can we be done? 180 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,771 I'm tired of saying the same things over and over again. 181 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,806 Well, wait. Wh... hold... Dennis, d-don't leave without me. 182 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,142 I mean, dude, look, are you mad at me? 183 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,377 Investigators could find no discrepancies 184 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,378 in the timeline. 185 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,380 But then... 186 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,449 A twist. 187 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,217 He totally could have done it. 188 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:29,688 Now, supposably, Dennis didn't see Maureen that night, 189 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:33,358 but remember that Maureen was once Dennis's... 190 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,228 "Wife. Very nice." 191 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,965 That was borat. 192 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:45,336 It was Friday, payday. 193 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,205 Maureen always came into paddy's 194 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,841 to pick up her alimony check, asap. 195 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,744 To avoid confusion, it should be pointed out 196 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,246 that in a bizarre twist, 197 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,183 Deandra Reynolds refused to be a part of this documentary 198 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,385 unless we allowed her to play Maureen 199 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,419 in the reenactment. 200 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,656 And Dennis always made a big show 201 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,758 of getting her with the spray bottle. 202 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,160 You know, because cats hate water. 203 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:15,366 So, you see, Dennis totally saw Maureen that night. 204 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,901 Charlie was there. 205 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,369 Why hasn't he spoken up? 206 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,271 Probably because Dennis... 207 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,607 Intimidated him. 208 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,378 Oh, I just thought it'd be more dramatic if I... 209 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,913 Oh, come on, come on. I didn't lie. 210 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,516 I just left out some facts that are insignificant. 211 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,352 And-and intimidate Charlie? Please. What am I gonna do? 212 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,821 Call him on the phone and threaten him? 213 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,959 No, I know. But, I mean, if Mac's gonna do it, 214 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,861 then, you know, I'm gonna do it. 215 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,571 At this point in the interrogation, 216 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,907 Christ, I was at a loss. 217 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,210 Further inspection of Dennis Reynolds' safe 218 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:50,048 revealed a cache of suspicious items. 219 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,983 Awesome. 220 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,691 So while Mr. Kelly's statements 221 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,128 were clearly unreliable and would need to be thrown out, 222 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,530 another breakthrough came: 223 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,200 Autopsy results came back from the lab. 224 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,255 Um... 225 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,387 Look, is getting groomed like a cat by your ex weird? 226 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,422 Yep. 227 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,756 Is it illegal? 228 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,992 I wish. 229 00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:43,728 The investigation was at a crossroads. 230 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,864 Then another massive break. 231 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,067 Dennis has an answer for everything. 232 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,437 Well, answer me this: 233 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,038 Where's the collar? 234 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,742 Cats have collars. 235 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,243 Maureen's body 236 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,679 didn't have a collar on it. 237 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,681 Killers keep trophies. 238 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,216 Alls I'm saying, 239 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,686 find the collar, find the killer. 240 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:13,024 This is not the first time the collar came up. 241 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,759 Dee Reynolds had, oddly, 242 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,295 made the collar an issue during filming. 243 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,130 Hey. Stop! 244 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,566 Stop! Stop with the squirting! Stop! Cool it! 245 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,167 We said one spray and then my line. 246 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,070 I... it was in my contract that we talked... 247 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,573 I put one squirt in there for... on purpose. 248 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,441 And this collar! I... Th-there's something wrong 249 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,976 with the collar. It's driving me nuts. 250 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,714 It... is an actual flea collar? 251 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,216 You son of a bitch. 252 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,650 I-i really think the water activated 253 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,320 some kind of, like, chemical agent. My-my neck's burning. 254 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,490 Was the flea collar actually burning her, 255 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,724 as she claimed? 256 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,059 Are you serious? 257 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,228 Yes, asshole! It was burning my skin! 258 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,896 You want to zoom in on this?! 259 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,331 Hard to say. 260 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,501 But maybe there was another reason she removed it. 261 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,436 Whatever Deandra says is bs. 262 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,671 She's probably just covering for him because she's afraid 263 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,406 he's gonna snap her neck like that crow. 264 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,811 Maybe Deandra didn't want to wear the collar 265 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,779 in order to cover for her brother 266 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:12,984 and to establish that Maureen never wore a collar at all. 267 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,988 We then discovered something in this piece of footage 268 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:21,092 that blew the doors wide open on this case. 269 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,361 Was I a person of interest? 270 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,629 Yeah. 271 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,531 I am an interesting person. 272 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,633 But at the end of the day, you know, 273 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,835 I'm just some guy with a crazy ex-wife 274 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,205 who fell off of a roof pretending to be a cat. 275 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,640 That's the end of it. 276 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,842 All my stories checked out. 277 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,878 I was cleared. Case closed. 278 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,684 Find the collar, find the killer. 279 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,286 Find the collar, find the killer. 280 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,654 'Cause a dog is who I am now! 281 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,655 Hit the referee! 282 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,023 Find the collar... 283 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,025 "Very nice." 284 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,694 Find the collar, find the killer. 285 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,564 ¶ ¶ 286 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,874 guys, this was an open-and-shut case that was shut months ago. 287 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,643 And Maureen never wore a collar. You guys put that there. 288 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,912 Well, yeah, we needed a big twist at the end 289 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,414 to show that you're guilty. 290 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,748 But I'm-I'm not guilty. 291 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,584 What about the security footage of Maureen's death? 292 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,352 I mean, it shows her prancing around on the roof 293 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,054 like an asshole, and then she just falls off. 294 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,589 People don't want to see that, 295 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,924 because it's hard evidence, you know what I mean? Yeah. 296 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,993 Like, it's better to actually sit on that footage 297 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,928 until, like, maybe episode ten, and then let people 298 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,697 decide then if you're guilty or not. 299 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,199 Ten episo... you're gonna do ten episodes of this? 300 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,401 Yeah, but then even then we would keep it vague. 301 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,070 I mean, 'cause that's entertainment, you know? 302 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,005 Someone gets murdered, and then you make a show. 303 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,573 But you never give any actual answers, 304 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,275 because that's what people love. No. 305 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,111 You drag it out. You rake it all over the victim's family. 306 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,879 It's sort of like eating a bag of chips, you know? 307 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,715 It's never gonna actually make you full, 308 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,916 and at the end you're sick, 309 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,551 but you want to go back for more. 310 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,186 You want more chips. 311 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:56,621 Murder is chips. Okay, 312 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,723 you know what, I don't know what you guys are talking about, 313 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,391 but I'm gonna find these tapes, and I'm gonna destroy them. 314 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,460 Well, we have backups, so it... Oh, you know what? Yeah. 315 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,595 That could make a good episode, where he's destroying... 316 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,364 Let's think about that, right? He's destroying the tapes... 317 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,865 You know what, 318 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,899 that would be. 319 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,268 "Very nice." 320 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,237 Is that borat? 321 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,538 Yes! See? 322 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,641 He gets it. He's laughing. 323 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,377 Yeah, 'cause I know he was doing an impression. He's laughing. 324 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,212 Okay, wait, uh, let me... Let me think of another one. 325 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,414 Let me think of another one. "I'll be back." 326 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,683 Oh... who is that? Who is that? 327 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,695 Captioned by media access group at wgbh 328 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,332 who do girls want to have sex with more than anybody? 329 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,534 Jugglers. Ju... 330 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,336 Dudes who can, like, juggle things. I know what a juggler is. 331 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,871 Sunny. All new, wednesdays at 10:00. 332 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,006 Only on fxx. 333 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:29,980 I am a very dangerous man 334 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,349 to know. 335 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:38,289 Taboo. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on fx. 336 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,296 Man seeking woman. 337 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,465 All new, wednesdays at 10:30. 338 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,100 Only on fxx. 339 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,843 I had a little, uh, kung pao chicken in my teeth. 340 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,312 Was it alive? 341 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,149 I look terrific now. 342 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,755 So, is he crazy? 343 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,824 He believes he's mentally ill. 344 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,761 But at the same time, part of him knows... 345 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:20,398 The power's real. 346 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,041 Take an hour of his time. 347 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,611 Wow. Look at Stan's yard. 348 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,746 Someone's been busy. 349 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,883 Clearly not in ours. Maybe Henry can do some work today. 350 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,951 Yeah. 351 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,454 I forget your back is always bad this time of year. 352 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,122 Only when there are leaves... 353 00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:51,328 When did you wash this last?