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-[horns honking]
-[engine starts]
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[upbeat electronic music playing]
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[groaning]
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[tires screeching]
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RED ARMILLARY SASH
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[music stops]
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RED ARMILLARY SASH
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[growl]
-[groaning]
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[theme music playing]
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[cries]
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AGENT FROM ABOVE
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KARMA
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[exhales deeply]
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You're both the ghosts
that Master Ho has been keeping.
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[comical music playing]
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Sorry about him. Does it hurt?
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Let me tell you about myself.
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I'm Hsiao-ming.
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I'm also a ghost.
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My main interests are anime
and comic books. [groans]
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[music stops]
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He controls you using a spell.
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I can lift it and free you.
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But first you must tell me
what Master Ho wants.
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-His Majesty threatened Uncle Chi--
-[growls]
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[heavy breathing]
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Once His Majesty comes out, he'll eat you.
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He will dig your heart out and eat it.
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[tense music playing]
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By His Majesty, you mean Vasavatti?
Chen Chi-sha is your uncle?
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He will dig your heart out.
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[laughing hysterically]
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[tense music continues]
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Huh?
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[dramatic music playing]
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The spell is gone.
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Go now, both of you.
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They're gone.
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You want to chase them? Go ahead.
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Um… They're both ghosts. I'll stay here.
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-You're a ghost.
-Not like that.
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I think their heads are not quite there.
I'll keep looking for the one.
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{\an8}DONGFENG MARKET
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[singing] Life is full of partings
like Orion and Scor--
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-I'm back.
-Oh, hey.
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[Han Chieh] Mmm.
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[male player] Pung.
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Han.
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Why'd you bring him?
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Huh?
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You see me? Wow!
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-Oh!
-I've opened their third eye.
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Everyone here sees you.
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So be nice.
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-Oh.
-Old man.
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-I'll leave him to you.
-Mmm.
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A good evening to you, sir.
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-You're new here?
-I am.
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-I'll give you a tour later.
-[Hsiao-ming] Great.
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Hey, can I ask, do you have internet here?
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[old man] Yes. Fiber optic.
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-[tense music playing]
-[breathing heavily]
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Why are you still here?
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It's almost 11 p.m.
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-Come inside.
-[heavy door opens and closes]
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[Yeh Tzu] Mr. Han,
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I had a talk with my father.
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[groans]
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[tense music continues]
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He was crying. He asked me to forgive him.
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He said he and my mother stopped
loving each other a long time ago.
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And that they're planning
to get a divorce now.
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[continues groaning]
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[tense music intensifies]
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Mr. Han?
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What?
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Don't come near me.
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[tense music continues]
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FENGYUAN TEMPLE
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Dad!
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Mom!
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[poignant music playing]
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[lighter clicking]
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Your doing?
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[exhales deeply]
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Want to break your vow of abstinence?
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What do you want?
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[the Crown Price sighs]
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Today, I'm here
to tell you some good news.
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[poignant music continues]
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I could tell you anything. [chuckles]
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The lotto numbers?
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[scoffs]
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The girl you're worried about,
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she will reincarnate.
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Don't say I never help you.
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You were there for her
through her terminal illness.
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So this will be a good end for her.
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You must let go, when the time comes.
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[Han Chieh's ex] Promise me.
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After I die,
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you will live well, okay?
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I will find you.
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After you reincarnate.
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[chuckles softly]
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How will you possibly find me?
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I won't remember you,
and you won't recognize me either.
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I will find you.
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[poignant music continues]
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Why are you being nice to me?
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[the Crown Price] Consider it
a gesture of goodwill.
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Do your tasks well from now on.
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[exhales]
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Why are you still here?
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You're awake now?
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[exhales]
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I said we were filming yesterday,
and I wouldn't be back.
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Last night, what happened to you?
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It's the side effect of my work.
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You worked hard for the Crown Prince.
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Why are there side effects
for using magical tools?
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He keeps me alive,
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so I may atone for my sins.
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He is strict.
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If I misbehave, I'm punished.
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All right.
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Where's that lousy geek?
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-[urinating]
-[comical music playing]
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-[old man] Hey.
-[gasps]
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How did you sleep last night?
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[sighs] Fuck.
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Can't you knock?
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-[breathes deeply]
-Hey!
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This place looks good. But thin walls.
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These are all modest houses
full of yin energy.
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For ghosts like you,
the feng shui is perfect.
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My computer desk would go well here.
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And then my bed is one, two…
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[chuckles]
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I'll find time to clean it
and make the room nice.
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[Hsiao-ming] Thanks so much.
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Hey, I don't want a mattress
that's too soft, or old furniture.
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-I'll text you about it later.
-[music ends]
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My mother admitted
that she hired the feng shui master
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to help save their marriage,
but she didn't know he'd hurt anyone.
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How did she find him?
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She was introduced by a friend.
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They always met at a restaurant,
but she doesn't know his real name.
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Han brings wandering ghosts like you
back here from time to time.
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-Oh.
-Some leave after a while.
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And some live here.
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They become fond of the lifestyle.
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Oh. Any females?
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-[funky music playing]
-Behave yourself.
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So, what are your plans for him?
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He has nowhere to go.
There are rooms here.
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He can take his pick.
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There are many female ghosts.
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If he is good, I'll introduce him.
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Well that's much better
than beating him up.
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He's an idiot, but not evil.
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I'm not meant to kill every ghost.
I'm not a sadist.
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Let's go.
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[music ends]
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[Yeh Tzu] What tasks do you have
for today, Mr. Han?
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Which ghost are you planning to capture?
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Why on earth did I bring you?
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Because you're a good person.
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You don't want me
locked up waiting to die.
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You want me to enjoy life, don't you?
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Stop talking about death.
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And we're not here for fun.
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Okay, sure thing.
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[children yelling]
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-[dad] Wow. Nice work, son.
-[mom] Come on.
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Let's go home and eat. Did you have fun?
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[intriguing music playing]
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[Han Chieh] I temporarily opened
this family's third eye.
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Tonight, I will deal with the ghosts
who are bothering them.
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Both these ghosts have deep obsessions.
It's not going to be easy.
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-[eerie music playing]
-[buzzing]
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[music intensifies]
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Son.
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You hired a new master
to deal with us again?
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[dad] Godmothers,
I want to talk to you both.
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-[Han] These women don't have kids.
-This isn't the way to go.
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They've treated this nephew
as their godson.
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And he lets his son
call them god-grandmothers.
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-[yelps]
-That's my boy!
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[woman] Why are you learning English?
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They couldn't bear to part
with the boy after they died
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so they stayed in the Human Realm.
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After a while,
their enthusiasm became overwhelming.
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The couple started dreaming of them.
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They kept giving instructions,
but they would argue between themselves.
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They would fight each other
in the middle of the night.
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The family couldn't stand it.
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Didn't I teach you?
You can't line your bed up like that.
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-Are you helping the boy?
-Why haven't you changed the direction?
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-It's bad feng shui.
-Ladies.
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[music stops]
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The boy, he doesn't know who to listen to.
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Me, of course. I'm the eldest--
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Wrong. I was a teacher.
He should listen to me.
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[water drips]
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-Shouldn't a kid listen to his parents?
-Who says?
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When we were little,
we had to listen to our grandparents.
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We're his parents' parents.
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Young parents have
their own ways these days.
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You're depriving the boy of sleep.
Let him be a kid.
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Ghosts can affect the lifespan of kids,
you know?
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Please, I studied science.
Who would believe that?
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-Sis.
-Hmm?
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-We're already ghosts.
-Oh.
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[eerie music playing]
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I'm telling you,
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if a ghost gets near my grandson,
I'll be the first one to chase it away.
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I can understand why you feel this way.
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Who are you, huh?
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[growls in the background]
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When adults are speaking,
how can you interrupt?
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-Ill-mannered.
-Mmm. So rude.
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-The type who doesn't give up their seat.
-Bad etiquette. Ill-mannered.
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[music stops]
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Please. I thank both of you.
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[poignant music playing]
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But this can't go on.
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Feng is pregnant with our second child.
Hsiao-chi will start school soon.
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Our family just want
to live an ordinary life.
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[poignant music continues]
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Thank you for everything you've done
for us. But this needs to end now.
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[screaming excitedly]
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-You're so dirty now, and you stink!
-Ooh, what smells?
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Ooh, I love you, love you, love you.
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[dad] Please leave us alone.
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[eerie music playing]
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[growls in the background]
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Mr. Han, do you think it's fixed?
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Stay close.
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[elevator dings]
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{\an8}-Who told you to meddle in our business?
-[Han Chieh] Let's go.
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[grandma 1 laughs]
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You've made us homeless.
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Where are you going?
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[laughing]
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[eerie music intensifies]
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I thought we just came past here.
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[Han Chieh] Fuck.
We're going around in circles.
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-[intriguing music playing]
-[door opening]
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[music stops]
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You're so ruthless.
You actually kicked us out.
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If we're not around,
who will take care of him?
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You're both long dead.
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[gasps] Sis, don't listen to him.
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-Break his legs.
-Let's get him.
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GOLDEN BRICK
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[dramatic music playing]
259
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,333
[music intensifies]
260
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:24,583
[grandma 1 wails]
261
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,875
[grandma 2 yelps]
262
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,291
You already ruined our afterlife.
Now you even want to kill us?
263
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,083
Have you no respect for the elderly?
264
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,000
[music ends]
265
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,291
There are laws in the Human Realm
and in the Ghost Realm.
266
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,791
Don't you both know
these laws are to be obeyed?
267
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,291
No one told us. How are we meant to know?
268
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:50,583
Yes. That's why my boss wanted me
to have a talk with you.
269
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,708
But if you can't see reason…
270
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,958
then you'll never see the boy again.
271
00:17:57,541 --> 00:18:00,458
-[grandma 2 sobbing]
-[sad music playing]
272
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:04,291
I died without fulfilling my wish.
It's so unfair!
273
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,083
[crying] My life is so hard.
274
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:12,625
Some people say
our ideas don't change when we die.
275
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,583
That's why it might not be
clear to you right now,
276
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,250
that what you're doing's
not good for the boy.
277
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,791
[sad music continues]
278
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:23,750
Ladies.
279
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:28,458
It can be difficult
to let go of earthly things.
280
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,583
But if you must, you must.
281
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,541
Anyone can talk big.
282
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,833
But you don't understand.
283
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:37,208
Let go of someone you love?
284
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,666
How can you say that?
285
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,750
[sad music continues]
286
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,625
I have an idea.
Why not find another godson?
287
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:50,916
Or god-grandson?
288
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,458
Another boy to love.
289
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,833
[grandma 2] You say it so casually,
like getting a pet.
290
00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:58,791
Where can we get a god-grandson?
291
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,833
There's a guy that I know.
292
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,750
He's actually over 30, and quite childish.
293
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,875
Is he afraid of ghosts?
294
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,625
[comical music playing]
295
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:14,583
Um, Han Chieh, I don't understand.
296
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,875
Why does he look like that?
He looks weird.
297
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:23,375
Mr. Han, didn't you say
there are many kids in this building?
298
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,416
Why'd you pick a weirdo?
299
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,791
[Han Chieh] Don't judge him, ladies.
You may come to like him.
300
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,166
My neighbors may know other kids
who need your care.
301
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,000
Oh! As if!
302
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:39,666
If this is the only option, I don't think
I can be bothered. It's so messy in here.
303
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,000
-I don't like it. Why has no one cleaned--
-What's the deal here?
304
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,958
-Do me a favor. Be a good grandson.
-So dirty, and it stinks.
305
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,625
-Try to get on their good side.
-At least we have each other.
306
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,166
-[sighs]
-If you do, I'll buy you a computer.
307
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,666
[grandma 1] Hey, you.
308
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,041
Turn around. What's your name?
309
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,041
Honored to meet you.
310
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:11,166
I'm Wang Hsiao-ming.
What can I do for you? [chuckles]
311
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,541
[comical music continues]
312
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:16,833
[grandmas and Hsiao-ming chuckle]
313
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,875
[eerie music playing]
314
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,583
Boss, that's Chi-sha.
315
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,416
[man] He's playing mysterious.
316
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,291
Sir.
317
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:52,833
Last time our groups fought
many people were killed.
318
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:58,250
Alerting the police is not
in either of our interests.
319
00:20:58,750 --> 00:20:59,875
You sure?
320
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:05,500
Currently, Mr. Liu wants to deal
with Heilung Hall.
321
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,250
Recommend you keep a low profile.
322
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,416
-[eerie music continues]
-[muffled groans]
323
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,375
Tell Mr. Liu
324
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:17,083
the next time he wants something
to come here himself.
325
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,333
[exhales deeply]
326
00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:24,083
Boss, are you okay? Come on. Let's go.
327
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,041
-[man 2] Go, go, go!
-Let's get outta here.
328
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:28,125
[eerie music continues]
329
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,250
WUMENG OCCULTIST COLLUDES WITH GANGSTERS
330
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,208
WUMENG OCCULTIST REFINES MALICIOUS SPIRITS
331
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,166
DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN ENTICES MAN
332
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,583
His Majesty threatened Uncle Chi--
333
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,916
By His Majesty, you mean Vasavatti.
334
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,875
Chen Chi-sha is your uncle?
335
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,750
{\an8}DRUNKARD DIED WITHOUT PEACE
AND SEEKS REVENGE
336
00:21:58,833 --> 00:21:59,708
{\an8}[doorbell buzzes]
337
00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:00,791
[door closes]
338
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,916
The guy you asked me to investigate,
he's definitely a fake.
339
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,500
Yes, I've met him.
340
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:10,791
He's not that powerful.
341
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:13,916
The one behind the scenes is Chi-sha.
342
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,000
Chen Chi-sha?
343
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,250
You said he's big trouble.
344
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,708
He's a problem.
345
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,875
His master is even more terrifying.
Vasavatti.
346
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,833
Vasavatti is hell's demon king.
347
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:30,083
Five years ago now,
he bewitched Chi-sha to summon him back.
348
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:33,166
-[growls in the background]
-[suspenseful music playing]
349
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,750
[thunder cracking]
350
00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:48,125
It's you.
351
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:49,833
Vasavatti.
352
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:58,666
What does Chi-sha want to do?
353
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:05,916
Since the Crown Prince defeated him,
Vasavatti has always been sealed in hell.
354
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:10,458
To return to the Human Realm,
a human must help summon him,
355
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:14,208
remove the seal, and become his agent.
356
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:15,833
[dramatic music playing]
357
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:19,875
[animalistic groaning]
358
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,416
The scent of the Human Realm.
359
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,333
I missed it.
360
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,875
[action music playing]
361
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,916
Do you know who I am?
362
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,791
You're the ugly one from below.
363
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,916
I want you to return.
364
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,791
[action music continues]
365
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,875
[thunder cracking]
366
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,333
[music intensifies]
367
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,875
[groans]
368
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,291
[screams demonically]
369
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:10,500
[demonically] If you delay me,
I'll bring you to hell.
370
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,375
[action music playing]
371
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:31,750
[groans painfully]
372
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:42,541
NINE DRAGONS DIVINE FIRE BARRIER
373
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,500
[Han Chieh battle cries]
374
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:55,833
[fire whooshes]
375
00:25:55,916 --> 00:25:59,166
[sound fades]
376
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,916
[Chi-sha] You brat.
377
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,875
I shall not forget you.
378
00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:05,958
[somber music playing]
379
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,250
[breathing heavily]
380
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,875
You got lucky this time.
381
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:30,666
But in this world, there will always
be people who will help Vasavatti.
382
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:33,125
-Next time--
-There won't be a next time.
383
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:40,333
[somber music continues]
384
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:43,916
{\an8}At that time, he promised me he'd retire,
385
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,541
and never use
the Wumeng Maoshan Technique again.
386
00:26:47,791 --> 00:26:50,333
But now he's secretly pulling new tricks.
387
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,916
If Vasavatti is returning,
388
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,541
I fear he'll give Chi-sha
more power this time.
389
00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:04,625
[sighs]
390
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,333
[music fades]
391
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,416
Soon, I'll retire.
392
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,125
Are you trying to kill me?
393
00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:25,041
[soft chirping]
394
00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:29,000
Don't scare my bird like that.
395
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,416
This trouble with Vasavatti,
396
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,791
it wouldn't exist
if you had killed him back then.
397
00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:37,416
-Huh?
-[traditional music plays]
398
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:41,625
Buddhist adherents
don't kill indiscriminately. Hmm.
399
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:42,666
[scoffs]
400
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,250
-I don't see anyone.
-[traditional music continues]
401
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,416
You have an untrained third eye.
402
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:50,208
-He's really here?
-No.
403
00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:53,875
It's just a psychic connection.
He can't show his true form.
404
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:55,916
Oh. I'll leave you guys to chat.
405
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,500
-Hey, wait.
-Oh.
406
00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,166
The police should know
about his workplace bullying,
407
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,750
the crazy long hours, no health insurance.
408
00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:06,208
Complaints like that are for
the Ministry of Labor, not Police.
409
00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:10,083
He's right. I really think
you should take your complaints elsewhere.
410
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:14,208
[chuckles] You should bear in mind
your tasks are not complete.
411
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:19,291
Before I replace you, Vasavatti wants
to invade this world again.
412
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:20,500
So I still need you.
413
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:22,750
Fuck you. Handle it yourself.
414
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:25,333
Oh, kid. That's why I have you.
415
00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:26,625
I'm not up for this.
416
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,250
So hire another person then.
417
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,875
This guy's a policeman.
418
00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,833
He's very capable,
and he has a good sense of justice.
419
00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:38,291
-He's a perfect candidate.
-No, no. Not me.
420
00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:40,750
And he's no fan at all.
He worships another.
421
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,333
[upbeat music playing]
422
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,166
Here. Worship the Crown Prince.
423
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,291
He's there.
424
00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:48,583
Prove your devotion.
425
00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,625
[gasps]
426
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,625
Like he said, I worship other gods,
427
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,750
and I could never really give up
my job as a police officer.
428
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,041
So, I doubt I'd be devoted enough.
429
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,000
[Crown Prince] Okay,
let's cut the crap.
430
00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:02,333
Just sign the task.
You'll be glad you did.
431
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,750
No, I won't. That's it.
432
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,125
You scared of dying?
433
00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:09,250
[scoffs]
434
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,500
Negative. I just don't like you.
435
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:15,166
[laughs] I like that.
436
00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:18,708
It's what I expect
from my agent from above.
437
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,083
Naturally rebellious.
438
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:24,208
Don't blame me for not reminding you
when things become troublesome.
439
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,958
{\an8}WUMENG OCCULTIST REFINES MALICIOUS SPIRITS
440
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:32,291
{\an8}DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN ENTICES MAN
441
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:34,375
-[whistling]
-[eerie music playing]
442
00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:51,791
[music intensifies]
443
00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:15,625
You're back? It's been so hard on you.
444
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,041
[ghosts growl and shriek]
445
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,375
[man laughing]
446
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:30,541
Huh.
447
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,625
[eerie music continues]
448
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,958
Your curse, it's lifted.
449
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:39,416
It was Han.
450
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:42,791
Now calm down.
451
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,333
Let's play nice.
452
00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:49,625
You used us to threaten our uncle.
Only if you die can uncle be free.
453
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:56,625
[man groans]
454
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,875
I envy Chi-sha.
455
00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:04,083
He has two beautiful girls who love him.
456
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:05,625
He's so lucky.
457
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:08,166
Just a word of advice.
458
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,666
Humans must not be too emotional.
459
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:13,750
Ghosts as well.
460
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:15,166
[screams]
461
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
[groans]
462
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,250
[growls]
463
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,333
[suspenseful music playing]
464
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,750
[whispering]
465
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,083
[chuckling]
466
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,125
[eerie vocalizations]
467
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:18,083
[man] Now then,
you know what to do, right?
468
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
[sirens wailing in the distance]
469
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:40,541
[chanting in the background]
470
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,000
ASCENT TO HEAVEN
471
00:32:56,166 --> 00:33:00,708
Mr. Liu asked, are you lost?
Do you need help?
472
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:01,833
Fuck!
473
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:05,000
[suspenseful music playing]
474
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,291
Fuck! What the hell?
475
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,541
[suspenseful music continues]
476
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:48,583
[music intensifies]
477
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:53,791
[ghost growls]
478
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,125
Han took the bait.
479
00:33:57,208 --> 00:34:01,750
[ghost] Back then, Chi-sha
failed to summon me because of him,
480
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,583
the Third Crown Prince's agent from above.
481
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:06,791
Don't worry.
482
00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:11,416
This time will be different.
I will not fail.
483
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,750
If this plan succeeds,
484
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:17,125
my demonic power will strengthen again.
485
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:22,333
And you can have whatever you want.
486
00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,375
[theme music playing]
487
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,750
[music continues]
488
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,625
[music continues]
489
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,625
[music continues]
490
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:28,041
[music ends]