1 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:27,668 Through the eternal time, the human world 2 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:30,209 And heaven both live in peace, 3 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,501 everything happens according to destiny. 4 00:01:34,876 --> 00:01:38,001 It is said that 5 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,876 the Heaven of Emperor 6 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:46,709 has pre-written everything's fate in the Sealed Book, 7 00:01:48,626 --> 00:01:56,084 like a script waiting to be played out. 8 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,458 But some believe, 9 00:01:58,459 --> 00:02:00,376 people should decide on their own fate. 10 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:03,292 Just like how Zixia believes that 11 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:07,709 Joker is the one she is destined to love. 12 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:12,417 However, in Joker's heart, 13 00:02:12,459 --> 00:02:14,501 there is only place for his wife, Pak Jing Jing. 14 00:02:17,501 --> 00:02:19,167 Zixia refuses to accept such fate, 15 00:02:19,876 --> 00:02:23,316 decides to use the moonlight box to travel through time in order to preview the future. 16 00:02:23,709 --> 00:02:28,833 After learning how everything would end, 17 00:02:28,834 --> 00:02:34,917 She is determined to change the outcome against all odds. 18 00:02:36,792 --> 00:02:39,042 Zixia... 19 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,667 Take it 20 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:51,459 Zixia 21 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:31,709 Zixia, Zixia. 22 00:03:31,751 --> 00:03:33,542 What did you see in the future? 23 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:36,876 Why are you breaking up with me now? Why? Why... Wh 24 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:38,834 Stop, don't come closer! 25 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:40,792 Ok, I stay! 26 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:42,084 Then tell me, 27 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:45,542 when you time traveled with the Moonlight box? What did you see? 28 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:53,084 I saw another woman in your heart-Pak Jing Jing. 29 00:03:53,251 --> 00:03:55,001 She said such things to you. 30 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:05,709 Your conscience told me, it is not me who you love, 31 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:08,251 but another woman, 32 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:12,167 when I saw the mark she had left in your heart, 33 00:04:13,126 --> 00:04:17,584 I realized that it is not me who you have been searching in the past 500 years, 34 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,001 but her. 35 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:23,792 You and I should both believe, it is fate, 36 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:27,126 what they also call destiny. 37 00:04:27,626 --> 00:04:31,042 What she has left, was a drop of tear. 38 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,667 When her tear drop melt with your heart, 39 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:40,876 You will forget me, and falls in love with her. 40 00:04:44,709 --> 00:04:46,667 He cannot fall in love with me! 41 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,001 Zixia 42 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:57,167 Why don't you tell him how it would end? 43 00:04:57,251 --> 00:04:59,959 If he finds out that he is the Monkey King, it will terrify him. 44 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:02,209 Didn't you always want to marry a great hero? 45 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:04,727 But I saw how it would end, he cannot fall in love with me, 46 00:05:04,751 --> 00:05:06,917 if he falls in love with me, I would die. 47 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:11,542 No, I have to bring him back to Pak Jing Jing. 48 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:13,001 Coming! 49 00:05:14,209 --> 00:05:15,501 Zixia! 50 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:20,334 Am I seeing this for real? Zixia... 51 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:25,667 Ah That Pak woman you want me to meet, whatever her name is. 52 00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:26,834 Pak Jing Jing 53 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:27,876 Why? 54 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:29,542 She is to be your wife 500 years later. 55 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:30,459 Aren't you my wife? 56 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,292 Shut up! And wait for me here. 57 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:39,334 Only a true wife can order her husband around, 58 00:05:39,876 --> 00:05:44,626 I feel we are becoming more like a couple, Yes! 59 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:57,000 Don't go in. Pak Jing Jing is fighting the Snake Demon 60 00:05:57,001 --> 00:05:58,126 over a man! 61 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,501 How dare you ask me to leave him? 62 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:13,959 Yes, how dare you? Yes! How Dare you? How dare you? 63 00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:16,626 So what! I don't like you! So what. 64 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,292 Because of these 100 pieces of silver. 65 00:06:19,042 --> 00:06:21,209 Whatever can be bought cannot be sincere! 66 00:06:22,626 --> 00:06:27,001 So what you are rich, it's not even that much money. 67 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:30,167 Stop, all of you. 68 00:06:30,584 --> 00:06:32,667 Pretty boy does not have a conscience. 69 00:06:34,626 --> 00:06:36,959 If love can be bought with 100 pieces of silver, 70 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:39,292 then I offer 500 pieces. 71 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:41,792 So generous. 72 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,959 Whatever I offer to her, I can give to you 73 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:48,876 This trick can only fool little girls 74 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:52,126 Because I love you two so much, 75 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:58,417 I would give my life to prove it. 76 00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:04,501 Wow! Are you serious? How could such wonderful man exists? 77 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:10,792 They fight just like how you fought with Lady Spring. 78 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:13,501 How long haven't you seen her? 79 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,084 Last I heard, 80 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,709 you dumped her after you met the Monkey King. 81 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:24,667 Snake, it's none of your business. 82 00:07:25,001 --> 00:07:28,042 You think I want to care? He is looking all over for you. 83 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:31,167 So what if he finds me? I'm not afraid of him. 84 00:07:31,501 --> 00:07:33,459 Forget it, do your thing 85 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,417 Saire, Saire! 86 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:46,042 Such a pretty face and nice body 87 00:07:46,251 --> 00:07:48,751 No wonder Joker is all over you. 88 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:53,001 Who is Joker? Who are you? 89 00:07:53,501 --> 00:07:56,876 Who am I! I am the matchmaker sent by god. 90 00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:59,667 I am engaged to that stupid Monkey. 91 00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:01,834 I have no feeling for other men. 92 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:04,542 I hate you girls, 93 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,584 Spend all day chasing after that stupid money 94 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:11,251 That was my sister, hope she didn't scare you. 95 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:16,042 Listen, Joker is the Monkey King from 500 years later. 96 00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:20,042 He is now a pretty boy, dump the Monkey, marry him instead. 97 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:23,126 Oh, you must be one of Monkey's women, 98 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:25,292 Trying to make me dump Monkey for that Jo whatever? 99 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:26,959 Joker 100 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:29,018 Don't even think about making me leaving Monkey, 101 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,685 That Joker dude, you can keep him for yourself. 102 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:32,084 I am not easily fooled. 103 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:34,917 Keep trying then I will kill you. 104 00:08:44,209 --> 00:08:46,042 Silly tricks, you are going to die 105 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,376 Hey, what do you want? 106 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:50,251 What? I'm trying to kill her 107 00:08:50,417 --> 00:08:51,917 Sister, no! 108 00:08:51,959 --> 00:08:53,792 No more bullshit 109 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:55,500 Calm down, sister! 110 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:56,334 Which sister? 111 00:08:56,417 --> 00:08:58,626 You decided yet? My sister is taking over. 112 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,959 Get out of my way! 113 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:03,126 Calm down, please! 114 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,167 Let me take over! 115 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:09,334 Spare me the split personality act, I'd rather die than marrying the Joker. 116 00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:49,292 What happened? 117 00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:51,459 I don't know. Fell down in a blink of an eye. 118 00:09:58,209 --> 00:10:03,376 I ask you again, are you marrying him or not? Huh? 119 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:04,751 She is forcing me to marry! 120 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:07,709 Forcing you? Who dares to commit such evil act! 121 00:10:14,751 --> 00:10:15,834 What happened? 122 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:18,042 I don't know. Fell down in a blink of an eye. 123 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:22,292 Was I too fast? Should I do it again? 124 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,617 - I will kill you! - I won't let you get away with this! 125 00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:04,042 Hahaha... 126 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,042 Ah! 127 00:11:15,251 --> 00:11:16,709 Do you yield? 128 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:18,667 Yes..yes 129 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,959 If someone gives you trouble later, say my name! 130 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,209 Yes, boss! 131 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:26,876 What boss? I'm no gangbanger, call me master. 132 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,376 Yes, Master! 133 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:31,709 Good, call me master, bow to my will. 134 00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:33,251 Yes 135 00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:35,084 First job for you. 136 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:36,042 What is it? 137 00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:37,251 To seduce a man. 138 00:11:37,292 --> 00:11:39,417 What? To seduce a man? 139 00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:41,417 Him, come in! 140 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:45,959 Yes! Coming, coming 141 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:51,084 What I want is true love, 142 00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:55,041 if the price for such love is to leave Joker all alone in life, 143 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:57,542 I'd rather be the one who is lonely. 144 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,292 I use to believe in fate, 145 00:12:00,334 --> 00:12:02,667 but now I believe in myself only. 146 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:05,084 I must rewrite this tragedy. 147 00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:07,542 Creating a happy ending for Joker 148 00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,459 and his wife Pak Jing Jing. 149 00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:11,709 You are... 150 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,584 Don't know you. Ok, let's go. 151 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:18,667 You don't know her? She is your wife Pak Jing Jing! 152 00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:20,792 He's joker, your husband from 500 years later. 153 00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:21,959 500 later? 154 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:22,584 Yes! 155 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:23,459 I don't get it! 156 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:25,792 Enough talking, let's go. 157 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,708 - What? - Well, this is what happened. 158 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,459 Let me fill you in. 159 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,500 In a very dark night, 160 00:12:34,501 --> 00:12:37,000 you, Pak Jing Jing, him, Joker, 161 00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:39,459 sparked up a romantic love affair. 162 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,584 He turned around, you pointed at him, 163 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:44,334 his hands caught fire, 164 00:12:44,376 --> 00:12:45,833 and you caught him. 165 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,042 You hit him harder and harder, and harder. 166 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,292 And then, 167 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,917 the story reached its turning point and climax, 168 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,501 you may fill in the blanks yourself, now to the point, 169 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:58,143 In order to save you, he used the moonlight box to travel through time, 170 00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,042 but the box failed to work, 171 00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:03,417 Bang! Here we are, this is what happened. 172 00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,541 So sorry about this. 173 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,376 My wife has a bit of a mental issue, 174 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,376 let's go home for the medicine, lets go... 175 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:17,251 I am not ill, let me go. 176 00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:18,376 You have to be ill 177 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,501 I am not ill. 178 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:20,667 Hey, what you doing? 179 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,977 Look at this, this is the jade plate that you will give to him 500 years later, 180 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,459 he brings with him at all times. 181 00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:25,834 That is hers. 182 00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:33,667 I don't mind you to have Monkey King, 183 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,667 Of course I wouldn't mind you to have a second man, 184 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,876 but you cannot leave me out of the loop. 185 00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:40,626 Who are they to you? 186 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:43,102 Isn't it obvious? Of course they have something to do with me. 187 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,126 Shut up! 188 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,912 Don't even think about getting close to Pak Jing Jing. 189 00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,602 Then why won't you leave Jing Jing alone? 190 00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:53,417 She has her Joker, you have your second chief. 191 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,584 What second chief. 192 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,501 Your baby daddy. 193 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,459 What... 194 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:02,459 See? She says what?...are you ill? 195 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,250 See I told you she is sick, 196 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:05,416 you wouldn't believe me. 197 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,834 Ok, let's go home for medicine, lets go. 198 00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,018 Ask him if you will, did she have a baby with the second chief, I am not ill. 199 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:13,917 Wait, before I know you, I did have a lot of boyfriends, 200 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:16,834 but I do not know any second chief, 201 00:14:16,876 --> 00:14:19,042 which means it was a one night stand, 202 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:20,727 I don't even remember the baby daddy's name, 203 00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,584 How could I remember that I had a son? 204 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,126 OK, then! 205 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:27,334 So you go on your merry way, we split from now on. 206 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,167 Hey, I am the one who dumps people, 207 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:32,376 Stop, you bitch! 208 00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:33,709 Time for medicine 209 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:36,209 Let me go, what are you doing. 210 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,251 Its their business, you should let them handle it 211 00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:42,334 Pak Jing Jing is your wife. 212 00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:44,834 You already messed them up enough, 213 00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,268 Now you want me to help making it worse. 214 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:49,584 God has made you and I a couple, 215 00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,751 can't we focus on us first? 216 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,251 You cannot like me 217 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,167 Why not? 218 00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:57,251 Because, because you met her first. 219 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,167 No, I met you first. 220 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,042 How come? 221 00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:03,626 You traveled 500 years to meet me, in order to find her. 222 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,708 You are from 500 years ago, I met her 500 years later, 223 00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:07,584 of course I met you first. 224 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:08,251 But 225 00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:09,709 I just sort out 500 years of mess. 226 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:12,001 Let's move on, give me a kiss... 227 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:13,917 What you doing? 228 00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:15,001 You stink! 229 00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:16,542 I get it, 230 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,876 You are now Qingxia, 231 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,584 That's why you hit me, 232 00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:23,417 but love is fearless, I won't let your sister intimidate me. 233 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,667 I get it! Love needs time, 234 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,959 Calm yourself. 235 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:35,251 Wow, sword... 236 00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:41,792 Why did you hit him? 237 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,792 He tried to kiss me, of course I would hit him. 238 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,792 You want to die, to end with a tragedy, 239 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,334 I will not be part of it. 240 00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:48,376 No, 241 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:51,102 I cannot let that tragedy happen again, to leave him alone like this. 242 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:54,459 Oh damn, you are doomed. 243 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,709 What? I just don't want to die, 244 00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:57,959 So I must fix it. 245 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,846 You are trying to rewrite the end, of course everything is messed up. 246 00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:05,376 Ok 247 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:09,167 That's it. History says I cannot marry the King Bull, 248 00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:10,709 Now I can do it. 249 00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:12,501 If I marry the King Bull, 250 00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:15,917 Joker will give up, then I won't die. 251 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,584 Ok, I need to go to the King Bull. 252 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,626 Zixia, where are you? 253 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:22,209 Zixia? Where are you? 254 00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:25,709 Ahh, Zixia! 255 00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:29,459 Zixia, where are you? 256 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,209 Zixia, where are you? 257 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:46,834 If I don't get out of this desert, I will die 258 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,876 Zixia, 259 00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,584 What the hell? 260 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:57,959 Monkey King, 261 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,667 You promised Buddha to accompany 262 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,667 the Longevity monk to go on the pilgrimage. 263 00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:04,584 Monkey King? 264 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:07,459 But now you dare to conspire with the King Bull, 265 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,834 intending to eat your master 266 00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:11,917 Spare me the talk, 267 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,876 you chased me for 3 days, I did not hit you because you are a woman, 268 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:16,209 Don't think that I'm afraid you. 269 00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:20,042 Monkey, how could you talk to Guanyin like this. 270 00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:27,209 Evil East? 271 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:30,584 Wrong, it's me, Longevity Monk, 272 00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:34,001 I happened to travel here using the moonlight box, 273 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:37,209 you want to kill me, I don't blame you, 274 00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,876 but you should not insult Guanyin. 275 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,209 It's me, the master should be blamed for my pupil's fault, 276 00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:45,167 It affects my brand name. 277 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:49,167 Listen to him, there he goes with his non-sense again. 278 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,625 I'm going to kill you, 279 00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:54,376 Because you have taken my moonlight box, 280 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,376 Asshole. 281 00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:57,334 Why won't you see reason? 282 00:17:57,335 --> 00:17:58,833 I stole your moonlight box, because you wanted to kill me, 283 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,954 or else why would I ran away using your moonlight box? 284 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,333 You want to kill me, of course I'm running, 285 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:03,518 if you don't want to kill me, then I Won't need to run, 286 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,292 you want to... don't you get my reasons? 287 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,126 Don't you get my reasons? 288 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,626 I cannot stand you anymore 289 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,708 You cannot stand me? I cannot stand you. 290 00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:15,876 Ahhh... 291 00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:17,542 Monkey King 292 00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:19,904 I am done with you, now I shall continue with time travel. 293 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,209 (Casting Spell) 294 00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:32,751 You filthy animal 295 00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:42,834 Insignificant trick, I piss better than your magic. 296 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,042 Much better, that's it! 297 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,209 But don't you forget, 298 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:59,083 My golden cudgel is borrowed from the Dragon King... 299 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:00,459 It is the Ocean Quieting Needle! 300 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,126 Turn... 301 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,584 Cloud Somersault 302 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,834 I shall enforce justice on behalf of heaven. 303 00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:45,084 C'mon, what else you got 304 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:35,584 Capture! 305 00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:43,001 May the Buddha preserve us. 306 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:46,126 Lord have mercy 307 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,001 Brother! 308 00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:06,751 Brother, where are you? 309 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,626 - Shh - Ghost 310 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:21,167 Brother 311 00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:22,626 Who? 312 00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:26,792 Haha... here you are, brother. 313 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:28,542 Me? Brother? 314 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:30,251 It is me, King Bull. 315 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:31,542 King Bull? 316 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,792 Damn, King Bull 317 00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:35,102 You caught the Longevity Monk, 318 00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:37,626 haha, good for you! 319 00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:41,001 Obviously I'm avatar, how could I be the Longevity Monk, Sir. 320 00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:45,417 Oh Sir, I'd recognize you even if your turn into ashes. 321 00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:50,417 A monk should not lie, may the Buddha preserve us. 322 00:22:50,459 --> 00:22:52,352 It is not too late for you to know that, brother, 323 00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:54,417 let me introduce my new wife to you, follow me. 324 00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:55,167 Ah 325 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,251 Back! 326 00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:16,334 Jade Emperor, I have captured the Monkey King by your order. 327 00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:19,584 Thank you for your effort, Guanyin. 328 00:23:19,626 --> 00:23:24,251 When I enter the human world, I found the world is filled with grievance, 329 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:28,834 monsters run wild. I do not remember the Sealed Book record it this way. 330 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:30,834 Please do not worry, Guanyin. 331 00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:34,584 The Sealed book follows the rule of the universe, it cannot be wrong. 332 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:39,417 I hope it is as you have recorded, 333 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,376 Zixia's death can reform the Monkey King, 334 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:45,178 keeps him motivated to accompany the Longevity Monk on the pilgrimage. 335 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,459 I shall return to report the progress to Buddha, 336 00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,584 so we can prepare to receive the pilgrims. 337 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:53,626 Farewell, Master Guanyin. 338 00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:06,084 Six Ears Monkey, your disguise as the Monkey King 339 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:10,417 during the pilgrimage has fooled them all, 340 00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:13,459 my plan is finally... 341 00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:16,251 going to succeed! 342 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:18,876 Come out! 343 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,292 I knew this is a perfect plan. 344 00:24:24,501 --> 00:24:27,041 When I found out the Sealed Book had an error, 345 00:24:27,042 --> 00:24:32,542 making the Joker born 500 years later than the Longevity Monk and Piggy, 346 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:35,501 causing the journey of pilgrimage to lack one key member. 347 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:38,542 Fortunately I have decided to have you 348 00:24:38,584 --> 00:24:40,667 to disguise as the Monkey King 349 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:44,751 until the real one can take over 500 years later. 350 00:24:45,042 --> 00:24:48,167 This way, no one would know the difference, 351 00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:52,417 haha, such great plan. Hahaha... 352 00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:55,959 You would still need a great actor like me to play along, 353 00:24:56,001 --> 00:25:00,166 even the Longevity Monk and Guanyin 354 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,501 did not realize that I was a fake, 355 00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:04,042 such genius. 356 00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:06,126 You are right, Six Ears Monkey, 357 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:10,501 You are a great faker, let's drink to it! 358 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,334 Cheers, 359 00:25:15,376 --> 00:25:17,334 Great working with you. 360 00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,542 Speaking of faking, 361 00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:23,167 You are the best, Jade Emperor. 362 00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:28,584 Thank you. But we still need to do one more thing. 363 00:25:28,626 --> 00:25:29,626 What it is? 364 00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:30,876 To burn you alive... 365 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:36,251 haha 366 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:39,001 Haha, you got me with that one. 367 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:44,417 I really do mean to burn you alive, 368 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:47,209 you violated the holy law anyways. 369 00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:49,709 If I did not rescue you 370 00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:52,084 from burning in the Great Oven, 371 00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:55,417 why would you be Willing to work for me 372 00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:59,876 Oh, you are looking for this knife? 373 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:05,292 Take it, I can pass it to you 374 00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:10,666 But you cannot move, you are poisoned, 375 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:14,501 I'm not. I took the cure. 376 00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:16,959 You ungrateful bastard 377 00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:21,751 I only wish to finish what I started. 378 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:26,126 Did you remember when Zixia and Qingxia first entered the heaven, 379 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:30,459 you seduced Qingxia and violated the most sacred holy law, 380 00:26:31,084 --> 00:26:36,876 you were meant to be burnt in the Great Oven. 381 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:41,751 So even if I execute you now, 382 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,792 you had your fun in the human world, 383 00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:47,334 how could I be called ungrateful? 384 00:26:47,376 --> 00:26:49,584 Ah hahaha... 385 00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:05,084 We agreed on sharing one mortal body, 386 00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:09,209 how come now I only gets control during the day and you get it for the night? 387 00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:12,057 You would marry to a filth like King Bull 388 00:27:12,084 --> 00:27:14,792 in order to get rid of Joker. 389 00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:19,792 If I do not control our body at night, that big bull is going to climb on top, 390 00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:22,251 you may be ok with it but I'm not. 391 00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:24,542 Is that the true reason? 392 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,292 Yes 393 00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:36,751 Where is the moonlight box? 394 00:27:37,126 --> 00:27:38,917 Where did you put it? 395 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,292 Who? 396 00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:52,376 Are you afraid? Charlie Chin. 397 00:27:53,376 --> 00:27:57,084 Not afraid, just don't wish to see you here 398 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,917 I know Guanyin is hunting you, 399 00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:00,042 I am here to save you. 400 00:28:01,834 --> 00:28:02,834 Don't you believe me? 401 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,209 Using this, Guanyin can no longer find you, 402 00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:15,501 but I have one condition. 403 00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:19,876 I knew it, how could you be so kind, 404 00:28:20,959 --> 00:28:21,959 Say it. 405 00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:26,626 Why... 406 00:28:28,501 --> 00:28:30,341 did you leave without saying goodbye that day. 407 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,751 I am a free man, 408 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:36,626 I do not like to be tied down! 409 00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:43,459 I can forgive your betrayal, 410 00:28:43,709 --> 00:28:45,185 but you cannot betray the Longevity Monk. 411 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:46,126 Why not? 412 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:48,626 Monkey King, I have chased you for three days, 413 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,376 Show yourself. 414 00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,185 I can pretend to be Zixia and misguide her, 415 00:28:52,209 --> 00:28:53,977 saying that you have stolen the moonlight box. 416 00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:55,251 Why would you help me? 417 00:28:56,459 --> 00:28:57,542 Because... 418 00:28:59,251 --> 00:29:01,167 I have seen you making the mistake once, 419 00:29:01,751 --> 00:29:02,991 I will not let it happen again! 420 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,667 Ah, You went to see the player dude. 421 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,667 Who are you? 422 00:29:17,751 --> 00:29:19,001 Who am I? 423 00:29:19,334 --> 00:29:21,459 My Son, someone is asking who you mother is. 424 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:25,167 My mother? My mother is the Iron Fan Princess, 425 00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:28,626 also known as the wife of King Bull, people call her the first wife. 426 00:29:28,709 --> 00:29:30,560 She specializes in handling mistresses like you. 427 00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:31,584 Huh? 428 00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:33,268 - Brother Bull, hear me out, - Brother, 429 00:29:33,292 --> 00:29:35,251 I was just debating what's for the main course 430 00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:36,917 here you are with the Longevity Monk, 431 00:29:36,959 --> 00:29:39,541 how about we make a Longevity Monk stew? 432 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,041 We are not familiar with each other, right? 433 00:29:41,042 --> 00:29:42,501 Tell him I'm being truthful, 434 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:46,209 We just met, right? 435 00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:47,709 Get out of here! 436 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,834 Ah! 437 00:29:50,751 --> 00:29:51,876 Ah! Zixia 438 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:53,209 Ah! Joker 439 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,126 Ah? She is your wife? 440 00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:56,209 You stupid bull 441 00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:57,376 Ah! Wife 442 00:29:57,959 --> 00:29:59,626 Ah, Monkey King... 443 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:01,959 Ah? Me? 444 00:30:03,209 --> 00:30:04,917 Four people, I thought there were six? 445 00:30:04,959 --> 00:30:07,876 Their relationship seems really complicated, don't you get it? 446 00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:15,792 How dare you to cheat on me with a mistress! 447 00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:22,393 Take this token, go find my sister Bull Xiang Xiang. 448 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:24,292 - Yes yes, - Hurry! 449 00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:26,709 - Zixia, get up - Monkey King... Stop! 450 00:30:30,501 --> 00:30:32,792 Can we talk about this, okay? 451 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:34,792 There is nothing to talk about! 452 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:38,709 Come down here, now! 453 00:30:38,751 --> 00:30:39,768 Oh you, never, over my dead body 454 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:40,751 Coming down or not? 455 00:30:40,752 --> 00:30:42,959 - No way - It is not up to you 456 00:30:43,001 --> 00:30:44,167 Why are you following me? 457 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:46,042 I'm not following you, it is fate, 458 00:30:46,084 --> 00:30:47,602 You said we are destined to be together. 459 00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:50,042 I cannot leave, you should get back to your wife 460 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,167 Lady, what use is it? 461 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:54,626 He can leave, but his heart stays. 462 00:30:54,876 --> 00:30:56,626 - This is... - He is... from Mars 463 00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:57,501 What? 464 00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,709 He time travels often, hurt his head. 465 00:30:59,751 --> 00:31:01,251 He told me that he went to Mars 466 00:31:01,876 --> 00:31:02,959 Am I wrong? 467 00:31:03,001 --> 00:31:05,334 He only sees you in his eyes. 468 00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:29,459 No, we cannot be together 469 00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:31,292 Why? you said so yourself, 470 00:31:31,626 --> 00:31:33,626 Whoever pulls out the Zi Qing sword, 471 00:31:33,876 --> 00:31:37,501 will be the one you love. 472 00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:04,167 It ends here, we should break up 473 00:32:04,209 --> 00:32:05,251 No! 474 00:32:05,376 --> 00:32:07,626 We have just begun, how can we break up so soon... 475 00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:08,935 I do not like speedy break up. 476 00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:10,292 I don't like it either 477 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:20,875 Hey, where do you come from, kiddo? 478 00:32:20,876 --> 00:32:21,667 Let's go! 479 00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:22,876 What, where? 480 00:32:34,834 --> 00:32:36,042 No more break up? 481 00:32:36,334 --> 00:32:37,792 Women are so fickle! 482 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,584 Go! Hurry up! 483 00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:10,876 Stand your ground 484 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,501 What is it? 485 00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:25,376 Spectacular 486 00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:36,292 Damn, Primordial fire 487 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:50,917 - Hold it - Ah... What do you mean 488 00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:03,542 Wow! Obviously split personality! 489 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,334 Run! 490 00:34:08,376 --> 00:34:10,083 Hurry, you control the bull head 491 00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:11,834 Ok, I help you, go 492 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:13,292 Ok 493 00:34:14,584 --> 00:34:15,292 Here you go 494 00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:17,751 Ah... 495 00:34:32,626 --> 00:34:34,251 Its smoking, hurry 496 00:34:34,292 --> 00:34:36,459 Hey! Hey! I can't handle this one... 497 00:34:36,917 --> 00:34:38,959 Shut up and go 498 00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:43,376 Ok ok, I get it. I will attack. 499 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,542 Head on! 500 00:35:00,459 --> 00:35:01,459 Cliff 501 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,626 Grab the horn 502 00:35:08,626 --> 00:35:09,792 Left turn! 503 00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:13,209 You let me do this. 504 00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:44,751 I serve you 505 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,542 I can't hold on any longer! 506 00:35:47,584 --> 00:35:49,459 Hold on! 507 00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:55,376 Hold on, sister 508 00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:57,084 Em! 509 00:36:11,667 --> 00:36:15,334 Hope the ear won't break, we depend on it 510 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:31,334 Sister 511 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,292 I'm fine 512 00:36:35,376 --> 00:36:37,792 Don't act tough, come back to me and rest 513 00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:40,667 I thought I can only rely on the fire roller-skates to fly, 514 00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:43,001 how come you fairies can't fly either? 515 00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:46,251 Do you wish me to give you my fire roller-skates? 516 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:50,501 Ah? Fire roller-skates? 517 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,167 How come you have them? Ah 518 00:36:53,209 --> 00:36:54,334 Sorry 519 00:37:43,459 --> 00:37:44,417 Heartless. 520 00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:45,459 Shut up 521 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:46,751 What a mess 522 00:37:48,751 --> 00:37:49,917 Look 523 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:01,459 Be cool like a man 524 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:11,584 My brother sent you? 525 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:13,001 Yes 526 00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:15,584 Hasn't he always looked down on me? 527 00:38:17,584 --> 00:38:19,959 Calls my magic too cruel, 528 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:22,251 too much relying on form 529 00:38:25,292 --> 00:38:26,167 Wow... 530 00:38:26,168 --> 00:38:27,708 - Shh - Em... 531 00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:31,042 My brother said, other people had honed their magic for more than a 1000 years, 532 00:38:31,084 --> 00:38:36,001 I can swallow it with one swift move, it has no honor. 533 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,876 Sorry..it's just too scary 534 00:38:58,084 --> 00:39:00,959 My brother is a proud man, 535 00:39:01,126 --> 00:39:03,206 I assume he sent you to beg me because of that woman? 536 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:07,209 Are you kidding, this is no ordinary woman, 537 00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:09,876 I... can be your sister in law soon, 538 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:11,042 You cannot eat her! 539 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:14,751 I respect you because you have sworn brotherhood with my brother. 540 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,459 Monkey King, you have a silver tongue, 541 00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,666 but I am no foolish woman, 542 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:20,916 Don't fool me 543 00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:22,709 How could my brother marry a god? 544 00:39:23,126 --> 00:39:24,477 Because your brother wants to immigrate, 545 00:39:24,501 --> 00:39:26,959 marrying her will grant him a green card in heaven! 546 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:30,500 Longevity Monk, you are only food to me, 547 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,542 You don't get to speak here. 548 00:39:32,792 --> 00:39:34,125 Thank you so much... 549 00:39:34,126 --> 00:39:36,643 You have finally made me realize that I am a piece of food on this planet, 550 00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:37,959 not from mars! 551 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,667 Are you messing with me 552 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:41,084 Don't be mad, 553 00:39:41,126 --> 00:39:43,167 if you are upset, we can leave on our own 554 00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:50,459 Nobody leaves until I say so 555 00:39:51,251 --> 00:39:52,251 Bring it on 556 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:55,751 Oh? A different person? 557 00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:59,376 Yes, I am her sister Qingxia 558 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:01,667 Split personality, is a gynecological disease! 559 00:40:13,917 --> 00:40:14,626 Are you alright? 560 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:15,751 It's the fog 561 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:23,792 I happened to ate a double heads snake for breakfast, 562 00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:26,251 Let's see if I can digest your split personality too. 563 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,376 I'm not afraid 564 00:40:35,209 --> 00:40:37,334 I'll be waiting 565 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:02,834 You scared me, 566 00:41:03,376 --> 00:41:04,709 I thought you died 567 00:41:05,959 --> 00:41:07,667 Come... I hold you 568 00:41:12,334 --> 00:41:15,334 For you, I will never die 569 00:41:15,751 --> 00:41:19,376 Yes, we shall only die in happiness! 570 00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:21,834 But we cannot be together 571 00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:23,542 Why? 572 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,417 You must be with someone else, 573 00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:28,417 you cannot fall in love with me! 574 00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:32,209 No, no, no, you have to be more clear 575 00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:37,376 Typical relationship struggle, love without admission, 576 00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:41,751 simply called ineffable difficulties. 577 00:41:44,751 --> 00:41:45,833 One more word 578 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:48,501 I will stab you not only with pipa, but with a knife! 579 00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:55,001 Tell me what ineffable difficulty could you possibly have? 580 00:42:00,709 --> 00:42:02,042 Say it 581 00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:04,417 I used the moonlight box 582 00:42:05,876 --> 00:42:07,251 go to future 583 00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:11,126 to see our ending 584 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:13,126 ah.. 585 00:42:14,584 --> 00:42:16,084 I will die 586 00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:18,959 you become alone 587 00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:22,126 like a dog 588 00:42:23,334 --> 00:42:25,126 so poor 589 00:42:29,709 --> 00:42:31,917 Everybody dies, 590 00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:36,042 if all lovers over think like you do, 591 00:42:36,126 --> 00:42:38,459 the world will filled with despair 592 00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:41,542 No more matchmaking. 593 00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:44,084 But the more we go on right now, 594 00:42:44,834 --> 00:42:46,474 the more sad memories you will have later 595 00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:50,542 I'm not worried, I know King Bull has the moonlight box, 596 00:42:50,584 --> 00:42:52,792 we can steal it together, then we run off. 597 00:42:53,334 --> 00:42:56,209 Even if we cannot escape fate, 598 00:42:59,792 --> 00:43:06,292 we would have lived to the fullest. 599 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,042 Life happens only once, 600 00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:12,834 you shouldn't miss it! 601 00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:23,084 You are too lovely. 602 00:43:35,959 --> 00:43:39,167 This is the token that proves my adulthood, 603 00:43:39,626 --> 00:43:41,626 you had it made for me, 604 00:43:42,542 --> 00:43:44,102 I have carried it with me at all times. 605 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:47,542 I came today, not because I have something to ask of you, 606 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,084 I am here to admit my mistake! 607 00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:53,876 Are you crazy? Coming here to apologize? 608 00:43:54,126 --> 00:43:55,875 Yes, I am crazy! 609 00:43:55,876 --> 00:43:57,250 I am terminally ill with my obsession to my first love. 610 00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,709 I never thought my first true love will occur after marriage. 611 00:43:59,751 --> 00:44:02,334 Since I met Zixia, I have learned what is true love, 612 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:05,209 I have learned how lonely you must have been for the last 100 years. 613 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,584 What's the use of it now, 614 00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:10,042 Mantis will not come back to life. 615 00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:14,001 Mantis's nature is to eat his love companion, 616 00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:16,626 He would have eaten you if I did not kill him! 617 00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:18,042 So what! 618 00:44:18,876 --> 00:44:20,584 He was my true love, 619 00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:23,251 I'd rather be eaten by him, 620 00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:25,084 than being here all alone, 621 00:44:25,126 --> 00:44:26,917 like a living dead! 622 00:44:27,126 --> 00:44:29,166 There is no such thing as one true love of your life 623 00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:44,667 He is only singing, not talking, 624 00:44:44,709 --> 00:44:45,876 leave him be. 625 00:44:51,334 --> 00:44:52,917 There is such thing as one true love, 626 00:44:55,084 --> 00:44:56,626 and it is sang into a song. 627 00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:11,667 "The past cannot be undone..." 628 00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:22,459 "Red Leaves fall into the dirt" 629 00:45:23,584 --> 00:45:31,584 "The beginning and the end are fated" 630 00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:40,834 "You fly with the clouds..." 631 00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:46,625 "Ocean of despair..." 632 00:45:46,626 --> 00:45:50,917 "Turns the tide of love and hate" 633 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:59,751 "No one escapes fate in this world..." 634 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:09,292 "To love, but not to be together..." 635 00:46:10,542 --> 00:46:18,167 "Or I should believe in karma!" 636 00:46:31,001 --> 00:46:33,667 Dare to seduce your big brother's wife? I will hit... 637 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:46,584 Two men kissing? 638 00:46:48,376 --> 00:46:49,584 Xiang Xiang... 639 00:46:57,376 --> 00:46:58,709 brother 640 00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:01,583 Brother, hear me out... 641 00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,125 Brother, let me explain, 642 00:47:03,126 --> 00:47:04,084 Last time Xiang Xiang drooled over someone, 643 00:47:04,085 --> 00:47:05,977 was 100 years ago when she fell in love with Mantis. 644 00:47:06,001 --> 00:47:07,584 Looking at her now, 645 00:47:07,709 --> 00:47:10,292 I think she is in love with you! 646 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:12,083 But it was those two who kissed, 647 00:47:12,084 --> 00:47:14,166 Couldn't she be in love with the Longevity Monk? 648 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:17,751 No, Longevity Monk is only food to Xiang Xiang. 649 00:47:18,209 --> 00:47:19,750 - May the Buddha preserve us! - May the Buddha preserve us 650 00:47:19,751 --> 00:47:20,751 Ok then I'm out 651 00:47:20,751 --> 00:47:21,584 Please 652 00:47:21,626 --> 00:47:23,125 you... 653 00:47:23,126 --> 00:47:25,626 Xiang Xiang is 180 years old, and still single, 654 00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:27,084 since she likes you so much, 655 00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:28,209 then as her big brother, 656 00:47:28,251 --> 00:47:30,292 I shall approve this union, 657 00:47:31,042 --> 00:47:34,209 Haha, so it is decided. 658 00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,708 Did not know you have a soft side 659 00:47:44,709 --> 00:47:47,042 Of course! 660 00:47:47,584 --> 00:47:50,291 Zixia, honestly speaking I am no expert for love 661 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:53,709 Just tell me, how to make you happy? 662 00:47:55,751 --> 00:47:57,916 You are hilarious. 663 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,667 I kissed the Longevity Monk 664 00:47:59,709 --> 00:48:02,708 you don't kill me, but falls in love with me, 665 00:48:02,709 --> 00:48:05,959 even though I have been a player for years, 666 00:48:06,001 --> 00:48:10,084 but I have never met a woman who can accept me being bisexual. 667 00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:15,792 It was your kiss with the Longevity Monk 668 00:48:15,834 --> 00:48:17,501 reminded me of my first love. 669 00:48:19,209 --> 00:48:21,750 Xiang Xiang, why wouldn't you listen to me 670 00:48:21,751 --> 00:48:22,667 I said it. 671 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:24,709 Girls should not go to school. 672 00:48:26,876 --> 00:48:28,626 Who says the girls cannot go to school? 673 00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:30,834 Stop, you! Come back here 674 00:48:36,626 --> 00:48:37,667 Wait... 675 00:48:50,584 --> 00:48:51,584 Come! 676 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:54,876 Men at their birth are good in nature 677 00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:57,876 Men at their birth are good in nature 678 00:48:57,917 --> 00:49:04,334 Men are born about the same but habits make them differ. 679 00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:29,001 The classmates did not know that I was a girl, 680 00:49:29,209 --> 00:49:31,209 They felt that I was different. 681 00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:34,042 And I did not care how people see how I met 682 00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:37,584 and fell in love with Mantis! 683 00:49:42,167 --> 00:49:43,916 From that day on, 684 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:45,834 I drooled every time I see him. 685 00:49:46,334 --> 00:49:48,959 Can't believe I would drool over you now... 686 00:49:49,501 --> 00:49:52,792 What a great love story, though I am a player, 687 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:56,834 I could never steal someone else's love, 688 00:49:56,876 --> 00:49:58,833 I think you should go back to your Mantis. 689 00:49:58,834 --> 00:50:01,750 Too late, my brother, fearing Mantis would eat me, 690 00:50:01,751 --> 00:50:04,209 killed him already 691 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:05,667 No way 692 00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:07,018 That's why I would eat other monsters, 693 00:50:07,042 --> 00:50:09,542 in Mantis's memory and to piss my brother off! 694 00:50:12,084 --> 00:50:14,626 It does not matter that Mantis died 695 00:50:15,501 --> 00:50:17,709 moonlight box was taken by your brother, 696 00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:19,584 go get it from him 697 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:22,167 then you can change history. 698 00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:24,126 I get along with my brother just fine 699 00:50:24,834 --> 00:50:26,667 he has never been happier. 700 00:50:27,501 --> 00:50:30,792 If I do change history and return to Mantis 701 00:50:30,834 --> 00:50:33,126 I'm afraid I would miss seeing Zixia, 702 00:50:33,542 --> 00:50:36,167 then I would ruin his love affair! 703 00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:40,417 So there is no way I would want that moonlight box! 704 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:41,792 Oh yah? 705 00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:47,667 Haha, such a nice girl 706 00:50:47,709 --> 00:50:49,751 Lucky me, 707 00:50:50,584 --> 00:50:51,917 Come along. 708 00:50:52,876 --> 00:50:55,876 Brother, what can I do to make Zixia Smile 709 00:50:57,584 --> 00:50:59,459 Come... 710 00:50:59,751 --> 00:51:01,666 Easy... Play a game with her 711 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:02,709 How? 712 00:51:02,751 --> 00:51:04,417 Give me the moonlight box 713 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:05,876 Here 714 00:51:07,126 --> 00:51:10,625 This game is call time reversal riskless game 715 00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:11,916 How? 716 00:51:11,917 --> 00:51:12,917 You... 717 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:14,751 Come here. 718 00:51:15,417 --> 00:51:17,542 Plant a flower in this pile of bullshit, 719 00:51:17,584 --> 00:51:19,001 and throw it at your boss 720 00:51:19,292 --> 00:51:20,334 No way? 721 00:51:20,376 --> 00:51:21,292 No way? 722 00:51:21,334 --> 00:51:22,708 Then forget about making her happy 723 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:25,709 Wait... You, throw this pile of bullshit at me immediately 724 00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:27,417 Huh? 725 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:30,417 Ready? 726 00:51:30,459 --> 00:51:31,542 Ready 727 00:51:31,751 --> 00:51:32,751 Ready 728 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:34,334 - Here it comes - Go ahead 729 00:51:34,376 --> 00:51:35,416 Seriously 730 00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:36,417 Yes 731 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,001 Throw! 732 00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:41,001 Ah! I'm not afraid of you 733 00:51:50,876 --> 00:51:53,167 (Casting spell) 734 00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:00,417 Alright 735 00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:02,666 Isn't it fun? 736 00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:04,292 So close! 737 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:08,250 Bullshit! Here it comes again 738 00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:10,042 Brother, here it comes 739 00:52:10,417 --> 00:52:11,251 Here you go! 740 00:52:11,252 --> 00:52:13,042 - (Casting spell) - Faster, faster 741 00:52:14,834 --> 00:52:17,834 It's alright, time has reversed 742 00:52:18,959 --> 00:52:21,459 Brother, will this pile of bullshit fly around all night? 743 00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:23,126 Not to worry 744 00:52:23,167 --> 00:52:25,875 I am very experienced at using this moonlight box 745 00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:27,334 I know all of its attributes 746 00:52:27,376 --> 00:52:30,916 Only making the bullshit disappear, everything will stay in the same form! 747 00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:31,917 Good for you! 748 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,042 Alright 749 00:52:36,376 --> 00:52:38,501 Ah! Bullshit! 750 00:52:38,667 --> 00:52:40,041 Haha... 751 00:52:40,042 --> 00:52:42,417 It's alright, I go wash my face 752 00:52:42,834 --> 00:52:44,417 Haha... 753 00:52:45,084 --> 00:52:47,292 Haha... what else is fun? 754 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:52,542 Your sister wants to play, wait a moment, (Casting spell)! 755 00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:58,542 Where did she go? Hahaha 756 00:52:58,917 --> 00:53:02,709 would you like to know? (Casting spell) 757 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:08,959 My love for you is destined, 758 00:53:09,001 --> 00:53:11,001 you decide whether to leave with me 759 00:53:14,042 --> 00:53:16,167 Ok, Let's go! 760 00:53:21,917 --> 00:53:25,334 (Casting Spell)! 761 00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:31,792 Told you, he would not leave us behind 762 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,917 Yes, (Casting spell)! 763 00:53:39,709 --> 00:53:41,126 What are you doing? 764 00:53:41,501 --> 00:53:43,541 He is seducing your wife, 765 00:53:43,542 --> 00:53:45,302 trying to use your moonlight box to run off. 766 00:53:48,876 --> 00:53:50,501 (Casting spell)! 767 00:53:54,834 --> 00:53:56,500 Escape with the moonlight box, I will hold them back 768 00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:57,542 Stop 769 00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:26,126 God is just like this 770 00:54:26,251 --> 00:54:27,876 Sister you must leave, hurry 771 00:54:28,126 --> 00:54:29,375 Follow me 772 00:54:29,376 --> 00:54:30,709 Cannot leave my brother 773 00:54:39,417 --> 00:54:40,417 (Casting spell) 774 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,584 (Casting spell) (Casting spell) 775 00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:56,334 I will kill this monkey 776 00:54:58,667 --> 00:54:59,959 Do not harm him!! 777 00:55:00,084 --> 00:55:02,417 You saggy old lady, what do you care if I hit this monkey 778 00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:05,001 Then you wouldn't care if I hit your woman? 779 00:55:05,834 --> 00:55:07,958 She's my woman, of course it would be my business. 780 00:55:07,959 --> 00:55:09,084 He is not your man... 781 00:55:10,459 --> 00:55:11,751 wait..he's your man 782 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:14,042 You get to play around, why shouldn't I? 783 00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:15,959 You bitch, 784 00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:22,083 Look what you have done 785 00:55:22,084 --> 00:55:23,042 Who are you calling bitch 786 00:55:23,043 --> 00:55:24,792 Yes I called you bitch, get out of my way 787 00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:26,000 Stop fighting all of you 788 00:55:26,001 --> 00:55:26,751 You shut up 789 00:55:26,792 --> 00:55:28,292 Why are you all fighting over a man 790 00:55:28,334 --> 00:55:30,166 You can for a woman, why can't I? 791 00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:31,792 Shut up, 792 00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:33,959 Who is he? 793 00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:37,126 He is your father's brother 794 00:55:39,084 --> 00:55:40,209 My business again? 795 00:55:47,834 --> 00:55:51,376 Ah, let me down 796 00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:56,001 You damn monkey, I shall forget about you seducing my wife 797 00:55:56,959 --> 00:55:59,018 but from this day on, you should treat my ex-wife well! 798 00:55:59,042 --> 00:56:02,792 You marry her tomorrow, and I will marry Zixia. 799 00:56:14,376 --> 00:56:17,626 Six Ears Monkey, your death is worth it. 800 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,750 Because of you, the Sealed book 801 00:56:21,751 --> 00:56:23,626 will stay true. 802 00:56:24,209 --> 00:56:28,209 Because of you, I stay perfect as the Heaven of Emperor 803 00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:31,791 nobody would know about my mistakes in the Sealed Book 804 00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:37,417 The secret dies with you. 805 00:56:39,959 --> 00:56:42,084 I get it..haha 806 00:56:49,209 --> 00:56:55,626 Once Zixia dies, Joker will turn into the Monkey King and go on the pilgrimage. 807 00:57:04,292 --> 00:57:06,334 What happened? What is this? 808 00:57:12,376 --> 00:57:16,334 Six, someone rewrote the history, 809 00:57:24,042 --> 00:57:24,917 what's matter? 810 00:57:24,959 --> 00:57:25,959 Jade Emperor, 811 00:57:26,501 --> 00:57:28,667 You haven't been to the court for days, 812 00:57:28,709 --> 00:57:30,376 Everyone worries about you 813 00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:32,458 I have the flu, 814 00:57:32,459 --> 00:57:34,375 Need a 21 days quarantine, 815 00:57:34,376 --> 00:57:36,296 in order to prevent it from spreading to everyone 816 00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:40,001 That's not right. 817 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,876 Sealed book said gods cannot be sick. 818 00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:46,876 But then again, 819 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:49,459 My deified god has been coughing for days, 820 00:57:50,209 --> 00:57:53,791 Maybe the Sealed book made a mistake. 821 00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:55,791 Mistakes in Sealed Book? 822 00:57:55,792 --> 00:57:57,584 How could it be? 823 00:58:00,126 --> 00:58:03,626 You did not know how to write the word correctly that day, 824 00:58:04,334 --> 00:58:06,751 mis-spell your own dog's name, 825 00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:09,042 Of course he is coughing now 826 00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:13,667 You uneducated person. 827 00:58:13,792 --> 00:58:17,833 Why don't you go back and reflect on that? 828 00:58:17,834 --> 00:58:20,792 Then how do you explain about gods getting sick? 829 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:25,792 Calling me uneducated! 830 00:58:35,209 --> 00:58:37,750 Six, you have to do me another favor, 831 00:58:37,751 --> 00:58:39,417 I promise not to lie to you again. 832 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:41,875 You lied in the Sealed book, 833 00:58:41,876 --> 00:58:43,291 You lied about your promise to me 834 00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:44,709 I will never trust you again! 835 00:58:45,376 --> 00:58:48,792 Alright, Six, just this one more favor. 836 00:58:48,834 --> 00:58:50,376 I'd rather die! 837 00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:52,959 Then off you go... 838 00:58:55,709 --> 00:58:57,251 When you violated the holy law, 839 00:58:57,292 --> 00:58:59,083 I have already announced your death sentence 840 00:58:59,084 --> 00:59:01,500 I asked Guanyin to capture you, 841 00:59:01,501 --> 00:59:02,791 put you in the Great Oven to burn 842 00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:04,291 Now it is the third time. 843 00:59:04,292 --> 00:59:07,584 In the holy law, no one can be sentenced to death three times. 844 00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:10,584 I owe you two times, now you may go! 845 00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:16,917 After you left, 846 00:59:16,959 --> 00:59:18,958 nobody will take Joker's place as the Monkey King 847 00:59:18,959 --> 00:59:20,352 Protecting the Longevity Monk in the pilgrimage. 848 00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:21,625 Mankind will be haunted by evil, 849 00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:24,834 The world will collapse, your son will die. 850 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:28,834 Are you sure about leaving? 851 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,251 What did you just say? 852 00:59:33,709 --> 00:59:34,750 Nothing! 853 00:59:34,751 --> 00:59:36,376 What did you just say? 854 00:59:36,751 --> 00:59:39,084 I said nothing, you heard wrong 855 00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:40,917 Didn't you say that I have a son? 856 00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:42,626 You heard wrong, there is no such thing 857 00:59:45,459 --> 00:59:47,792 You are not going anywhere until you explain everything! 858 00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:50,791 You owe me twice. Say! 859 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:52,000 Do I have a son or not? 860 00:59:52,001 --> 00:59:54,959 I promised that woman that I won't tell 861 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,084 Say it! 862 00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,001 Okok, let me tell you. 863 01:00:01,459 --> 01:00:03,042 Do you remember back then 864 01:00:03,084 --> 01:00:07,251 When I sent you to protect the twin sisters within Buddha's temple lamp? 865 01:00:07,459 --> 01:00:08,916 What did I do wrong; 866 01:00:08,917 --> 01:00:10,560 Do I have to be born in the same image as you? 867 01:00:10,584 --> 01:00:13,292 Like I have a choice in this! 868 01:00:26,209 --> 01:00:29,876 You... that girl... 869 01:00:34,834 --> 01:00:35,917 twin sisters? 870 01:00:36,501 --> 01:00:38,667 You must be Qingxia Immortal. 871 01:00:39,709 --> 01:00:41,084 I am Six Ears Monkey, 872 01:00:41,126 --> 01:00:43,667 We are going to spend a lot of times together, let's be friends! 873 01:00:43,751 --> 01:00:45,916 You? Don't even dream about it. 874 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:46,917 Is there a problem? 875 01:00:47,334 --> 01:00:49,084 You got hair all over you, 876 01:00:49,459 --> 01:00:51,000 like a rambutant, 877 01:00:51,001 --> 01:00:52,750 Go shave first 878 01:00:52,751 --> 01:00:54,334 Then come back hitting on me again! 879 01:00:58,126 --> 01:01:01,166 Because of what she said, you shifted into human form 880 01:01:01,167 --> 01:01:03,376 and give yourself a human name. 881 01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,834 I took your advice and shaved, 882 01:01:50,251 --> 01:01:53,751 named myself Charlie Chin 883 01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:25,458 You married Qingxia that day, violated the holy law 884 01:02:25,459 --> 01:02:28,750 just when everyone is about to execute you, I realized, 885 01:02:28,751 --> 01:02:32,126 you could be the substitute for the real Monkey King from 500 years later. 886 01:02:32,626 --> 01:02:33,917 Get in the Great Oven. 887 01:02:35,792 --> 01:02:38,167 So I made a deal and released you, 888 01:02:38,251 --> 01:02:40,292 but it is after you have left I realized 889 01:02:40,334 --> 01:02:42,959 Qingxia was pregnant with your child. 890 01:02:44,959 --> 01:02:48,376 Always a knock on the door when I reach the story climax. 891 01:02:50,417 --> 01:02:52,292 What again 892 01:02:52,501 --> 01:02:54,126 Jade Emperor, please save my sister 893 01:02:54,417 --> 01:02:56,084 What happen to her? 894 01:02:56,126 --> 01:02:57,227 We made peace with each other 895 01:02:57,251 --> 01:02:59,042 but now she is taken by the King Bull 896 01:02:59,417 --> 01:03:02,625 The Sealed Book was written like this, what can I do about it? 897 01:03:02,834 --> 01:03:04,001 You can... 898 01:03:04,126 --> 01:03:07,626 my husband, my son, my whole family are making up for your mistake, 899 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:09,542 I already knew about 900 01:03:10,084 --> 01:03:12,334 the error in the Sealed Book, 901 01:03:13,334 --> 01:03:15,875 I just never told anyone! 902 01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:16,876 What? 903 01:03:18,126 --> 01:03:19,966 When you sent him to the human world that day, 904 01:03:20,334 --> 01:03:22,167 I overheard everything, 905 01:03:22,709 --> 01:03:24,750 he left without saying goodbye 906 01:03:24,751 --> 01:03:26,876 Because he never wanted to be with me, 907 01:03:27,001 --> 01:03:30,001 so I beg you to return my body to me, 908 01:03:30,334 --> 01:03:33,501 as long as you save Zixia, I shall end my life, 909 01:03:33,834 --> 01:03:36,584 I promise no one would learn about this secret 910 01:03:37,459 --> 01:03:39,667 Please, Jade Emperor. 911 01:03:41,917 --> 01:03:44,334 Your body is in the Misty Palace! 912 01:03:44,376 --> 01:03:45,626 Thank you, Jade Emperor! 913 01:03:55,042 --> 01:03:58,376 Why didn't she tell me that she was pregnant 914 01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:00,667 I asked her the same question! 915 01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:04,959 It is a woman's failure for not being able to keep her man! 916 01:04:05,584 --> 01:04:07,500 If I kept him tied up using the baby, 917 01:04:07,501 --> 01:04:10,542 He would only stay because of him, not me. 918 01:04:12,501 --> 01:04:15,251 I'd rather let him loose 919 01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:18,376 than making both of us unhappy, 920 01:04:19,084 --> 01:04:22,959 it is my way of loving him. 921 01:04:24,626 --> 01:04:26,541 I took away her body, 922 01:04:26,542 --> 01:04:29,376 and making her sharing one body with Zixia, 923 01:04:29,501 --> 01:04:32,959 sending both of them to the human world to hone their skills. 924 01:04:33,376 --> 01:04:36,500 As for Qingxia's child, I also sent him to the human world 925 01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:37,958 using Lady Spring's body, 926 01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:40,084 making Second Chief to take the fall. 927 01:04:40,876 --> 01:04:44,126 Using the moonlight box, I was able to send him to 500 years ago. 928 01:04:44,751 --> 01:04:48,042 One day in heaven equals 10 years on earth. 929 01:04:48,626 --> 01:04:51,042 Now he is a grown man, 930 01:04:51,292 --> 01:04:56,292 but with the holy spirit in him, 931 01:04:57,084 --> 01:05:01,626 anyone on earth can obtain immortality by eating his flesh. 932 01:05:45,501 --> 01:05:49,292 I always thought that I was a bird without legs, 933 01:05:50,292 --> 01:05:52,834 but in fact I have been a kite without a string. 934 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:57,292 The so called freedom, has made me 935 01:05:58,959 --> 01:06:01,417 turning away from the ones I love. 936 01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:04,167 I don't wish to miss my second chance. 937 01:06:05,334 --> 01:06:09,917 I shall accompany my son on the pilgrimage. 938 01:06:10,959 --> 01:06:15,917 When I return, I promise to never leave you again. 939 01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:03,824 This time I will not ask about your mother's maiden name, 940 01:07:04,042 --> 01:07:06,876 nor would I talk about the nature of man and demons, 941 01:07:06,917 --> 01:07:08,917 We talked for so long, 942 01:07:09,209 --> 01:07:11,584 would you at least give me a response, 943 01:07:11,834 --> 01:07:14,667 It's basic politeness, get it? 944 01:07:15,584 --> 01:07:17,084 You finally have a response to me 945 01:07:21,626 --> 01:07:26,542 Bully, you sent a deaf-mute to me! 946 01:07:31,459 --> 01:07:35,542 The wedding shall begin... 947 01:07:38,126 --> 01:07:42,667 Hahaha... 948 01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:55,542 Seven color auspicious cloud? 949 01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:06,542 Do not worry, its dry thunder, 950 01:08:10,417 --> 01:08:12,626 not going to rain, see? 951 01:08:44,126 --> 01:08:46,626 Impossible 952 01:08:47,126 --> 01:08:48,126 Who are you? 953 01:08:48,127 --> 01:08:49,834 It's me! Brother 954 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,042 Is it really you? 955 01:08:52,042 --> 01:08:54,666 Lady Bull, 956 01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:57,167 I am a changed man, 957 01:08:57,209 --> 01:09:00,709 Trying to keep a low profile these days, please behave! 958 01:09:00,959 --> 01:09:02,416 If you are truly my brother, 959 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:04,250 Why wouldn't you turn around and face me? 960 01:09:04,251 --> 01:09:07,459 I made many mistakes, so I cannot face you. 961 01:09:07,626 --> 01:09:11,126 I had an affair with your wife, 962 01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:14,209 then with other women too, 963 01:09:14,292 --> 01:09:17,500 and then I made someone else took the fall for me. 964 01:09:17,501 --> 01:09:19,834 I have betrayed all of you! 965 01:09:21,751 --> 01:09:24,834 Yes! Told you I'm not the Monkey King!! 966 01:09:25,084 --> 01:09:26,564 How could it be, I have seen the end. 967 01:09:26,876 --> 01:09:28,542 Joker is the Monkey King, 968 01:09:29,459 --> 01:09:30,709 What happened? 969 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:34,001 I have done so much wrong. 970 01:09:34,042 --> 01:09:36,542 Now I return, just want a chance to redeem myself! 971 01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:39,292 Monkey, you have returned! 972 01:09:39,834 --> 01:09:43,291 Master, I have committed great crimes. 973 01:09:43,292 --> 01:09:47,458 Fortunately Guanyin was able to show me the way 974 01:09:47,459 --> 01:09:50,292 Now I just want to forget about all the unholy desires of this world, 975 01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:53,876 I shall accompany you on the pilgrimage. 976 01:09:54,042 --> 01:09:57,709 Lord have mercy, you have repented! 977 01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:04,209 You stupid monkey, calling me sweetheart back then. 978 01:10:04,459 --> 01:10:06,251 Now you call me Miss Bull? 979 01:10:06,292 --> 01:10:07,626 Sweetheart my ass, 980 01:10:08,209 --> 01:10:09,876 you treacherous monkey. 981 01:10:09,917 --> 01:10:11,959 How dare you to ask for my forgiveness 982 01:10:14,584 --> 01:10:17,666 Brother! I use to leave everyone behind, 983 01:10:17,667 --> 01:10:21,001 but now aren't you also preparing to leave your family, and rob someone else's wife! 984 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:23,251 And you, stealing other's husband, 985 01:10:24,167 --> 01:10:29,626 and you, believing your love with Mantis was so pure, 986 01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:31,417 and yet you have murdered so many. 987 01:10:31,459 --> 01:10:33,459 Now you are accomplice to your brother's crime. 988 01:10:33,709 --> 01:10:36,376 It is not you who are forgiving me today, 989 01:10:36,709 --> 01:10:39,417 It is I who shall spare all of you. 990 01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:42,791 Stupid monkey, today is my brother's wedding day, 991 01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:44,166 and you dare to interrupt? 992 01:10:44,167 --> 01:10:47,876 Stupid monkey, full of lies! How dare you to insult me like this! 993 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:56,958 What are you doing? 994 01:10:56,959 --> 01:10:59,334 I was a thief, breaking locks come easy. 995 01:10:59,376 --> 01:11:00,696 Let's go save the Longevity Monk! 996 01:11:17,459 --> 01:11:18,709 Hurry 997 01:12:03,959 --> 01:12:05,584 You dare to hit my father! 998 01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:08,917 Turn! 999 01:12:11,876 --> 01:12:14,126 Save your toys and go back to school. 1000 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,687 Leave the real fighting to the adults. 1001 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:22,917 You damn monkey, we are finished! 1002 01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:33,917 Magic Cudgel 1003 01:13:01,167 --> 01:13:03,583 Let me finish eating this sweet potato, 1004 01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:05,126 I need more carbs. 1005 01:13:06,709 --> 01:13:07,751 Ah... 1006 01:13:16,376 --> 01:13:18,334 Damn monkey! You dare to hurt my wife and kid! 1007 01:13:18,376 --> 01:13:20,084 I will kill you! 1008 01:13:20,959 --> 01:13:22,209 Bring it on 1009 01:13:24,459 --> 01:13:25,834 Where you can go 1010 01:13:27,584 --> 01:13:28,917 Monster... 1011 01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:35,750 take the Longevity Monk with you... 1012 01:13:35,751 --> 01:13:36,751 Ok 1013 01:14:09,626 --> 01:14:12,917 Zixia! Let go, you baldy! 1014 01:14:26,709 --> 01:14:27,542 Sister? 1015 01:14:27,543 --> 01:14:29,334 Sorry, I'm late! 1016 01:14:29,376 --> 01:14:33,209 Ah! You are the one with gynecological disease 1017 01:14:57,959 --> 01:14:58,959 Brother 1018 01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:08,458 Hurry, or we won't have time to finish this task pre-written in the Sealed Book. 1019 01:15:08,459 --> 01:15:10,542 Let's switch clothes and identities. 1020 01:15:14,084 --> 01:15:18,501 Brother, are you alright? 1021 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:25,251 Brother, are you alright? 1022 01:15:26,459 --> 01:15:27,459 Eat me! 1023 01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:29,417 What? 1024 01:15:30,584 --> 01:15:33,416 Eat me, then your power till increase greatly 1025 01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:35,917 Then you can beat the Monkey King 1026 01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:38,834 No! 1027 01:15:44,334 --> 01:15:49,876 Xiang Xiang, you are my only sister 1028 01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:53,334 Give me the chance to redeem myself, 1029 01:15:53,834 --> 01:15:56,959 my life for the death of Mantis 1030 01:15:59,167 --> 01:16:02,834 No, no way 1031 01:16:09,334 --> 01:16:13,084 Xiang Xiang, I have never begged you before, 1032 01:16:15,501 --> 01:16:17,584 This time I really beg you, okay? 1033 01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:33,417 Please, now I beg of you 1034 01:16:58,709 --> 01:17:01,334 Ah... 1035 01:17:26,709 --> 01:17:27,959 My Gods 1036 01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:31,125 Today Monkey King will fight with King Bull 1037 01:17:31,126 --> 01:17:33,042 to achieve the goal for the Buddhist scriptures 1038 01:17:33,084 --> 01:17:35,667 Let's go to help him 1039 01:17:35,917 --> 01:17:37,584 Yes my lord. 1040 01:17:46,334 --> 01:17:48,001 Damn monkey, you have nowhere to run. 1041 01:17:49,167 --> 01:17:50,626 This is no problem for me 1042 01:17:57,167 --> 01:17:58,500 Damn monkey, called yourself a god greater than heaven, 1043 01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,542 well I am even mightier 1044 01:17:59,584 --> 01:18:01,167 and I'm going to destroy you! 1045 01:18:03,001 --> 01:18:04,626 God soldiers 1046 01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:05,751 Let's fight 1047 01:18:10,042 --> 01:18:11,251 It's time 1048 01:18:11,834 --> 01:18:13,667 Bulls, go to hell 1049 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:25,001 Damn you 1050 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:34,292 Zixia 1051 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:36,209 Don't come closer 1052 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:04,166 Monkey, I cannot have Zixia, so do you. 1053 01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:05,584 All surround 1054 01:19:05,792 --> 01:19:07,751 All surround 1055 01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:15,876 Sister 1056 01:19:27,876 --> 01:19:28,917 Capture! 1057 01:20:00,209 --> 01:20:01,459 Here I come 1058 01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:07,251 I am just like my sister, 1059 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:09,834 the one I love, 1060 01:20:12,542 --> 01:20:15,417 is a hero who step on the seven color clouds, 1061 01:20:18,626 --> 01:20:20,626 you weren't him before, 1062 01:20:21,709 --> 01:20:25,251 but now at the end, 1063 01:20:27,626 --> 01:20:28,917 you are him 1064 01:20:33,084 --> 01:20:37,084 Rest in peace, you will be revived. 1065 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:42,001 I have made a deal with the Heaven of Emperor 1066 01:21:04,876 --> 01:21:06,001 Capture! 1067 01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:22,709 May the Buddha preserve us 1068 01:21:31,459 --> 01:21:33,001 Zixia is now dead; 1069 01:21:33,042 --> 01:21:34,625 Monkey King shall continue on the pilgrimage for the Buddhist scriptures 1070 01:21:34,626 --> 01:21:35,917 with the Longevity Monk, 1071 01:21:36,376 --> 01:21:40,417 The story now comes to a perfect closure. 1072 01:21:55,709 --> 01:21:57,041 Brother, Master is telling you to stop fighting, 1073 01:21:57,042 --> 01:21:59,501 - ok off I go. Ah. - Slow down, Master. 1074 01:21:59,542 --> 01:22:01,042 Wait for me. 1075 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:02,501 Brother, I beg of you! 1076 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:04,875 Please... ok off I go. 1077 01:22:04,876 --> 01:22:08,501 Hurry up! We are not even close to reach 1000 miles a day, 1078 01:22:08,542 --> 01:22:10,823 Might as well forget about getting the Buddhist scripture. 1079 01:22:11,042 --> 01:22:12,916 What's the rush, Where is he going? 1080 01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:15,959 Master, you haven't gotten off the horse in three days, are you alright? 1081 01:22:16,001 --> 01:22:18,334 My ass hurts like hell! 1082 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:21,834 Cut the bullshit! Hurry... 1083 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:23,167 Are you giving me attitude... 1084 01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:26,042 Master, wait for me 1085 01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:28,791 I will kick your ass if you fall behind again 1086 01:22:28,792 --> 01:22:31,292 Brother, give me a break 1087 01:22:40,167 --> 01:22:42,928 He is in such a hurry because he wants to be reunited with his family! 1088 01:22:47,709 --> 01:22:49,750 Why are you stalking me? You promise to go on separate ways 1089 01:22:49,751 --> 01:22:52,583 You are so annoying! 1090 01:22:52,584 --> 01:22:53,959 Where you go, I go! 1091 01:22:55,126 --> 01:22:58,292 One day in heaven equals 10 years on earth. 1092 01:22:58,334 --> 01:23:02,917 Now that the Longevity Monk has obtained the Buddhist scripture to save mankind. 1093 01:23:02,959 --> 01:23:08,126 The gods no longer get ill, even the deified god has recovered. 1094 01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:13,167 The oceans are full of products, no more lovers committing suicides. 1095 01:23:13,626 --> 01:23:17,500 The people are now enjoying healthy and joyful lives, 1096 01:23:17,501 --> 01:23:20,834 death toll deceased significantly. 1097 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:24,584 The underworld gods are very pleased. 1098 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:33,376 The Longevity Monk restored his rightful identity as the Jinchan son, 1099 01:23:33,417 --> 01:23:39,501 and now owns the title of Zhantan Benefaction Buddha. 1100 01:23:40,209 --> 01:23:43,084 Husband, thanks to the mercy of the Heaven of Emperor, 1101 01:23:43,917 --> 01:23:48,167 You may now take my sister's place next me as the temple lamp wick. 1102 01:23:48,917 --> 01:23:51,292 Don't be naive, 1103 01:23:51,334 --> 01:23:53,643 My guess is that he wants to keep a tight watch on our family, 1104 01:23:53,667 --> 01:23:56,584 So on one would learn his mistake in the Sealed Book! 1105 01:23:57,251 --> 01:23:59,001 Don't be so judgmental 1106 01:24:02,376 --> 01:24:06,500 Damn it! Another mistake in the Sealed Book, 1107 01:24:06,501 --> 01:24:09,792 What do I do? What do I do?