1 00:03:58,230 --> 00:03:59,750 Think about it. 2 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:03,750 For 25 years, 3 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:05,750 We tried to contact Fester 4 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,270 in the afterlife, 5 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:10,230 and for 25 years... 6 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:11,430 nothing. 7 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:14,149 I start to think 8 00:04:14,229 --> 00:04:16,629 that my brother is definitely lost. 9 00:04:25,989 --> 00:04:27,389 Don't act like a child. 10 00:04:27,469 --> 00:04:29,389 I know what I'm doing. 11 00:04:32,869 --> 00:04:33,829 Help me. 12 00:04:46,588 --> 00:04:48,708 Look at her. 13 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:51,588 I would die for her. 14 00:04:51,668 --> 00:04:55,348 I would kill for her. 15 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,228 In both cases, what joy. 16 00:05:03,628 --> 00:05:05,268 Unhappy, darling? 17 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,987 Oh, yes. 18 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:10,387 Yes, completely. 19 00:05:17,387 --> 00:05:19,147 Gomez... 20 00:05:20,507 --> 00:05:21,507 The sun. 21 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:23,587 It pierces me like a dagger. 22 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,467 Oh, Tish. 23 00:05:26,547 --> 00:05:28,347 It's French. 24 00:05:28,427 --> 00:05:29,987 Yes. 25 00:05:31,747 --> 00:05:33,906 Cara mia. 26 00:05:36,786 --> 00:05:39,866 On guard, Mr. Sun! 27 00:05:41,746 --> 00:05:43,266 Gomez... 28 00:05:43,346 --> 00:05:44,746 Querida? 29 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:48,226 Last night you were disturbed. 30 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:51,426 You were like a demon screaming in despair. 31 00:05:51,506 --> 00:05:54,226 You scared me. 32 00:05:56,026 --> 00:05:57,786 Do it again. 33 00:06:05,225 --> 00:06:06,505 Thanks, Lurch. 34 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:46,064 Damn you, Addams! 35 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,104 Sorry for the window, Judge. 36 00:06:48,144 --> 00:06:49,624 Keep the ball. 37 00:06:49,664 --> 00:06:51,744 I have a whole bucket of them. 38 00:06:55,344 --> 00:06:57,023 You moron! 39 00:07:01,063 --> 00:07:03,103 This is a great moment, Tish. 40 00:07:03,183 --> 00:07:05,623 From this night, our 25th session. 41 00:07:06,823 --> 00:07:11,263 All these years, consumed by guilt... 42 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,663 destroyed by grief... 43 00:07:13,783 --> 00:07:18,023 burned by uncertainty. 44 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:23,062 Stop torturing yourself, Gomez. 45 00:07:23,102 --> 00:07:24,582 It's up to me to do it. 46 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:28,302 Oh, Tish. 47 00:07:28,422 --> 00:07:32,502 Imagine, darling, if Fester came back 48 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,902 half alive... barely human, 49 00:07:34,942 --> 00:07:36,502 a rotting shell. 50 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,262 Don't tease me. 51 00:07:51,341 --> 00:07:52,461 Stop! 52 00:07:52,501 --> 00:07:53,461 I'm warning you. 53 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,821 Look, darling. Tully is here. 54 00:08:02,661 --> 00:08:03,581 Tully! 55 00:08:03,661 --> 00:08:05,621 He is playing with the portal. 56 00:08:05,701 --> 00:08:08,101 These are your last solvent customers, 57 00:08:08,181 --> 00:08:09,701 should I remind you? 58 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,781 If it makes you happy. 59 00:08:11,861 --> 00:08:13,221 Someone has to do it, 60 00:08:13,261 --> 00:08:14,741 For a decent coat, 61 00:08:14,781 --> 00:08:16,261 an evening outfit. 62 00:08:16,301 --> 00:08:18,260 Ask for a loan-- beg. 63 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,740 No borrowing. I'm not a tramp. 64 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,180 Don't say that. 65 00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:24,780 I will have the money. I have a plan. 66 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:26,780 This is all so humiliating. 67 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,780 Why did I marry you? 68 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,580 Because I said yes. 69 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,620 I would like to see Mrs. Addams 70 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,420 about charity. 71 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:39,020 Stop! Let me go! 72 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:03,499 Ah, failed! 73 00:09:03,579 --> 00:09:05,099 What is this? 74 00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:13,698 Traitor blow, old branch. 75 00:09:13,778 --> 00:09:16,418 I like it. 76 00:09:27,298 --> 00:09:28,418 Enough? 77 00:09:34,098 --> 00:09:35,498 Where is my pen? 78 00:09:36,898 --> 00:09:38,458 Never mind. 79 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:39,857 I'll take yours. 80 00:09:47,057 --> 00:09:49,217 First, the old stuff. 81 00:09:50,537 --> 00:09:53,577 Charity work. It's ridiculous 82 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:56,737 It might be in there 83 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,217 I don't think so. 84 00:10:04,217 --> 00:10:07,656 “Uncle Niknak’s winter wardrobe.” 85 00:10:12,896 --> 00:10:15,176 “Uncle Niknak’s summer wardrobe.” 86 00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:20,136 “Uncle Niknak.” 87 00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:25,456 “Fester Addams’ offshore retirement fund”? 88 00:10:25,496 --> 00:10:27,736 What would he do? 89 00:10:27,816 --> 00:10:29,256 What wouldn't he do? 90 00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:32,336 Fester, a tribute to you. 91 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,535 Some called him evil incarnate. 92 00:10:34,615 --> 00:10:35,535 No. 93 00:10:35,615 --> 00:10:37,055 Only our parents. 94 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:39,015 I called him my brother. 95 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,895 His memory must live on forever... through money. 96 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:45,855 I deposit the funds in my name for tax reasons. 97 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,335 This is well seen. 98 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:49,855 He would have wanted it that way 99 00:10:49,895 --> 00:10:51,655 Beloved Fester. 100 00:10:53,095 --> 00:10:54,855 Indeed! 101 00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:56,895 To Fester! 102 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:58,415 In Fester, a brother. 103 00:10:58,455 --> 00:10:59,415 Besides! 104 00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:00,615 A unique specimen! 105 00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:01,894 - As the doctors said! - Gentle with animals. 106 00:11:01,934 --> 00:11:03,254 So good with children. 107 00:11:03,294 --> 00:11:04,734 We have never been able to prove it. 108 00:11:04,774 --> 00:11:06,574 $1 million is a perfect amount. 109 00:11:06,614 --> 00:11:07,574 It's brilliant. 110 00:11:07,614 --> 00:11:09,414 It's undetectable. 111 00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:13,334 But, Tully, it's not the "old stuff". 112 00:11:13,414 --> 00:11:16,334 That will have to wait. You know the rules. 113 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,854 It's different. It's under my name. 114 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,334 Make an exception. 115 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:22,574 Old business is old business. 116 00:11:22,654 --> 00:11:24,774 This is a new deal 117 00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:27,814 and we won't talk about new business before... 118 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:32,733 the next quarter. 119 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:35,213 next quarter? 120 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:36,573 next quarter? 121 00:11:38,453 --> 00:11:39,973 Nice feint, 122 00:11:40,053 --> 00:11:41,893 but your response... 123 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,013 a little rusty. 124 00:11:46,853 --> 00:11:48,893 Make yourself comfortable, old man, 125 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:51,893 while I go get the money for monthly expenses. 126 00:12:14,892 --> 00:12:16,492 And there you have it. 127 00:12:16,572 --> 00:12:19,852 Just what I was looking for. 128 00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:21,612 Thank you, The Thing. 129 00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,891 My God. 130 00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:27,451 What is this? 131 00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:29,731 A finger trap the court of Emperor Wu. 132 00:12:29,811 --> 00:12:32,891 It must be worth a fortune. 133 00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:35,411 Ooh, Morticia. 134 00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:38,491 It's too extravagant... 135 00:12:38,571 --> 00:12:40,731 even for the work. 136 00:12:40,851 --> 00:12:42,611 Let's keep it. 137 00:12:42,691 --> 00:12:44,411 Shut up, Mom. 138 00:12:44,451 --> 00:12:45,891 It's for a good cause. 139 00:12:45,971 --> 00:12:47,611 Widows and orphans. 140 00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:49,931 We never have enough. 141 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,090 Margaret... 142 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,930 About tonight's session. 143 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,450 I would like you to come. 144 00:12:58,530 --> 00:12:59,450 It's for Gomez. 145 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,450 I'm very worried about him. 146 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,930 He doesn't eat anymore. 147 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,930 He doesn't sleep anymore. 148 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,170 He continues to cough up blood. 149 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:10,210 Is he spitting blood? 150 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,570 Well, not as much as before. 151 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,089 Lay down, kitty! 152 00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,448 So. 153 00:13:55,528 --> 00:13:57,488 Expenses for the month. 154 00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:07,488 Miss Bradbury. 155 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:11,968 Miss Bradbury! 156 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:13,887 She's gone home, Mr. Alford. 157 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:16,407 Oh, Mrs. Craven. 158 00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:19,247 I was just going to call you. 159 00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:20,767 I don't doubt it. 160 00:14:20,847 --> 00:14:22,607 You don't know my son, Gordon, 161 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,927 isn't that right, Mr. Alford? 162 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,447 Good morning. 163 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:31,447 Is it him, mom? 164 00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:34,447 That freeloader you told me about? 165 00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:36,447 No, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 166 00:14:36,487 --> 00:14:37,807 Wait. Wait. 167 00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:39,806 Wait. You have to listen to me. 168 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,806 Really, Mr. Alford? And why? 169 00:14:42,846 --> 00:14:44,126 Please... 170 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,886 Listen to me! 171 00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:48,006 Listen to me! 172 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:49,046 Please... 173 00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:50,846 Please! Ah! 174 00:14:50,926 --> 00:14:52,966 Yes, mom. 175 00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:56,886 Gordon and I have a very special relationship. 176 00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:58,366 It's a glitch! 177 00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:00,686 Nice, right? Lay down, Gordon. 178 00:15:00,726 --> 00:15:02,246 - Mom. -Gordon. 179 00:15:02,326 --> 00:15:04,566 Gordon! 180 00:15:05,726 --> 00:15:08,125 We lent you a considerable sum 181 00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:09,645 several thousand dollars. 182 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:10,965 Payment due. 183 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,885 I don't have the money. I tried everything. 184 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:15,685 Oh, Gordon, I wish I believed it. 185 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,205 Me too. 186 00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:18,405 Do me a favor. 187 00:15:18,445 --> 00:15:20,165 No, no, no, no, no. 188 00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:29,685 He lied to us, mom. 189 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,965 It's not what you think. 190 00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:34,124 There are duplicates On the Addams account. 191 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:36,604 -Addams? - There is a fortune. 192 00:15:36,684 --> 00:15:38,724 But no one can reach it. I tried. 193 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:39,724 Really? 194 00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:42,044 Have you really tried? 195 00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:43,364 ask him, honey. 196 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,764 No, no, no, honey. Don't ask me. 197 00:15:53,044 --> 00:15:54,724 Fester? 198 00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:03,483 It's a terrible night. 199 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,003 I know, honey. 200 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,483 Perfect time for a session. 201 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,443 Children, it's starting! 202 00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:12,883 Get that antenna down. 203 00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:20,243 It's incredible. 204 00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:23,443 This hideous creature And my little boy. 205 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,442 They could be twins. 206 00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:32,682 But they are his family. What is this Who makes you believe they are going to fall into the trap? 207 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:35,802 Shave your head. We will dress you. No problem. 208 00:16:35,842 --> 00:16:37,522 They'll think it's Fester, 209 00:16:37,602 --> 00:16:38,802 Their long-lost brother. 210 00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:40,362 I hope so, for your sake. 211 00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,442 I was the Addams' lawyer for years. 212 00:16:42,522 --> 00:16:43,442 They're morons. 213 00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:44,522 Obviously. 214 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,042 What about money? 215 00:16:46,082 --> 00:16:47,562 - They have this vault. - Or? 216 00:16:47,602 --> 00:16:48,962 I'm not sure. 217 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,442 It's a problem. 218 00:16:50,522 --> 00:16:52,962 Fester has been missing for 25 years. 219 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,962 He and Gomez got into an argument. 220 00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:57,961 Gomez feels Terribly guilty about this. 221 00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,841 He will accept anything. You just have to ask. 222 00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:00,841 It's guaranteed. 223 00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:04,161 It would be better. Now get out. 224 00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,721 it's going to be great. 225 00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:08,681 You will recover the money I owe you-and more. 226 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,641 You will see. Really. 227 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:14,881 That's it, mom. 228 00:17:14,961 --> 00:17:16,521 The moment we've been waiting for. 229 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,001 No more usurious loans, 230 00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:20,801 No more phony businesses. 231 00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,840 I take the gold and we leave. 232 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,720 And Tully toasts. 233 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,840 Gordon, this is brilliant. 234 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,760 No, not Gordon. 235 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,320 Of course not. 236 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,880 Fester. 237 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,000 It's a big night for you, right, dwarves? 238 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,160 Good evening, treasure. 239 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,920 Would you like? 240 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,559 Thank God. 241 00:17:54,639 --> 00:17:57,079 Welcome to the guests of honor. 242 00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:00,799 Entrails? 243 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,159 sing, O spirits. 244 00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:19,638 Listen to souls. 245 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,638 Every year on this date, 246 00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:24,478 We appeal to Fester Addams. 247 00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:26,318 Stop. 248 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,318 Pugsley. 249 00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:34,078 The children. 250 00:18:34,158 --> 00:18:37,918 From generation to generation, 251 00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:39,718 Our beacon to the beyond. 252 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,558 Everyone, close your eyes and take your hands. 253 00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:53,317 Oh! What a grip! Oh! 254 00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,197 Oh, my hand. 255 00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:56,637 Ohh! my hand! 256 00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:59,157 She has my hand! 257 00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,557 Excuse me. 258 00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,717 Okay, honey, sit down. Join the party. 259 00:19:10,797 --> 00:19:12,916 Mom, you should know that. 260 00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:17,076 The Thing, you give us a good hand. 261 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,076 Wednesday... 262 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,436 Let us redeem you 263 00:19:19,516 --> 00:19:21,156 by the power of the grave. 264 00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:24,676 Tonight, O Death, let us be your pest. 265 00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:25,716 Mom. 266 00:19:25,796 --> 00:19:28,196 Fester Addams, 267 00:19:28,276 --> 00:19:30,196 ceoli couris, 268 00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:33,356 ferimani bo-- 269 00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:37,356 I feel him close. 270 00:19:38,996 --> 00:19:41,395 Fester Addams... 271 00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:43,235 Gather your strength... 272 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:47,235 and knocks three times. 273 00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:52,755 Did you hear? 274 00:19:52,835 --> 00:19:54,555 Ask again, mom, quickly. 275 00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,395 - I beg you. - Ask, ask. 276 00:19:56,475 --> 00:20:02,355 Fester Addams, I order you to strike again. 277 00:20:14,274 --> 00:20:15,634 He's at the door! 278 00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:33,953 - Is it possible? - Is it him? 279 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,873 - Is it possible? - Oh my God. 280 00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:40,633 Fester. 281 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,793 Gomez. 282 00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:01,312 Good evening. 283 00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:03,552 I am Dr. Pinder-Schloss. 284 00:21:07,752 --> 00:21:09,672 We found him in Miami, 285 00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,672 Tangled in a tuna net. 286 00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:13,392 It was last month 287 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:16,232 at the time of Hurricane Helga. 288 00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:19,792 The sky, was black as jet. 289 00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:22,272 The waves were like walls of wailing. 290 00:21:22,352 --> 00:21:23,832 Can you imagine? 291 00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:25,792 They took him out of the ocean, 292 00:21:25,832 --> 00:21:27,792 from the clutches of oblivion. 293 00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:29,311 I tell you. 294 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:32,311 There were tests, so many tests. 295 00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:36,751 A complete psychological profile. 296 00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:37,991 And finally, 297 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,791 The Fish Department And the game, 298 00:21:40,911 --> 00:21:42,871 said, see, 299 00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:44,831 oh, my, oh, my, oh, my... 300 00:21:44,911 --> 00:21:47,511 Shout it on the mountains, 301 00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:50,311 He's your brother. 302 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,311 Boom! They gave it to me to social services, 303 00:21:55,391 --> 00:21:59,870 and I bring him back, after all these years, 304 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:02,270 after so much suffering 305 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:05,070 after death and nudity, 306 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:08,750 I'll take it home to you. 307 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,470 It's absurd. 308 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:13,070 Isn't that the most ridiculous thing that you've never heard? 309 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:14,470 Certainly. 310 00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,790 You're back. 311 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:19,830 Yes, back. 312 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,670 Back to share your joys, Your sorrows-- 313 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,469 In short, everything. 314 00:22:25,549 --> 00:22:27,109 I really don't know. 315 00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:29,109 How does it work? 316 00:22:29,189 --> 00:22:31,029 A child could do it. 317 00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:35,829 Fester Addams... 318 00:22:35,909 --> 00:22:37,349 Finally home. 319 00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:41,549 Well, at least for a week. 320 00:22:41,589 --> 00:22:43,029 A week? 321 00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:45,029 Don't be ridiculous. You are at home. 322 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:47,349 Sorry, but I have to leave. 323 00:22:47,429 --> 00:22:51,108 Lots of things to do in the Bermuda Triangle. 324 00:22:51,228 --> 00:22:52,108 Oh, Gomez. 325 00:22:52,228 --> 00:22:53,628 The Bermuda Triangle. 326 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,148 Devil's Island. 327 00:22:56,228 --> 00:22:57,828 The Black Hole of Calcutta. 328 00:22:57,908 --> 00:22:58,828 Excuse us. 329 00:22:58,908 --> 00:23:00,868 Second honeymoon. 330 00:23:02,228 --> 00:23:04,068 Dr. Pinder-Schloss, 331 00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:06,428 Will you stay with us too? 332 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,668 No, no. I have to leave. 333 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,028 But I will come back, be sure of it, 334 00:23:11,108 --> 00:23:14,188 to check the adaptation by Fester. 335 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,868 Great. 336 00:23:15,948 --> 00:23:18,187 Nobody comes back of the Bermuda Triangle, 337 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:19,827 not even for a vacation. 338 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:21,867 Everyone knows it. 339 00:23:21,947 --> 00:23:23,347 Oh, my little bundle. 340 00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:25,387 There are so many things you don't understand. 341 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:30,187 The human spirit is a very hard thing to kill. 342 00:23:30,307 --> 00:23:33,027 Even with a chainsaw. 343 00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:42,827 Are you unpacking? 344 00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:44,946 Let me... 345 00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:47,986 it's okay. I can do it. 346 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,706 Pliers my lord. 347 00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:55,786 Dynamite. 348 00:24:02,146 --> 00:24:04,026 cyanide. 349 00:24:06,466 --> 00:24:07,866 Fester... 350 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,186 As if we were missing it. 351 00:24:13,865 --> 00:24:15,705 Good night. 352 00:24:47,464 --> 00:24:49,384 Nosy little brat. 353 00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:52,622 Who is there? 354 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:31,300 My dear brother of mine. 355 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:36,140 I have the chills. 356 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,140 I know. 357 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,860 Screams in the night... 358 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,900 It can only mean one thing. 359 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:46,260 He's at home. 360 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:51,620 Please! Please! 361 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:54,660 Leave me alone! 362 00:27:20,219 --> 00:27:21,499 Breakfast? 363 00:27:23,138 --> 00:27:26,058 Damn, it's good to have you again. 364 00:27:26,138 --> 00:27:27,138 Here we go. 365 00:27:28,698 --> 00:27:30,978 three minus two? 366 00:27:36,498 --> 00:27:37,898 Family cooking! 367 00:27:37,978 --> 00:27:41,698 There's nothing better To the world. 368 00:27:41,738 --> 00:27:43,458 Can I have the salt? 369 00:27:45,778 --> 00:27:48,498 What do we say? 370 00:27:48,578 --> 00:27:49,738 NOW. 371 00:27:59,497 --> 00:28:01,057 What is this? 372 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:03,737 Mama's house specialty. 373 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:06,377 Oh, Tish. 374 00:28:08,977 --> 00:28:10,337 Start with the eyes. 375 00:28:12,217 --> 00:28:14,137 Did you sleep well? 376 00:28:15,497 --> 00:28:17,457 Like a dead man. 377 00:28:17,497 --> 00:28:19,896 Really? Who would have believed that the Bermuda Triangle 378 00:28:19,976 --> 00:28:21,576 would change a man that much? 379 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,816 You were walking in circles all night. 380 00:28:23,856 --> 00:28:26,416 We had to chain you to the headboard. 381 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,856 it doesn't make sense. 382 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,416 The Bermuda Triangle is a place very mysterious and strange. 383 00:28:33,496 --> 00:28:37,416 You would be surprised at the number of things you don't know. 384 00:28:38,736 --> 00:28:40,216 She sure would be. 385 00:28:40,256 --> 00:28:43,536 Wednesday loves the Bermuda Triangle. 386 00:28:43,576 --> 00:28:45,055 She studies it. 387 00:28:45,095 --> 00:28:47,055 Death at sea-- She's addicted. 388 00:28:47,095 --> 00:28:48,735 Ask me anything. 389 00:28:52,095 --> 00:28:55,575 be in my old room will surely bring back my memories. 390 00:28:55,655 --> 00:28:57,455 Do you remember Camp Custer? 391 00:28:57,535 --> 00:29:00,015 For juvenile delinquents. 392 00:29:09,535 --> 00:29:11,495 Aren’t memories precious? 393 00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:15,934 today I would like to take a walk In the house... to remember. 394 00:29:16,014 --> 00:29:18,334 No, no. Sorry, old branch, no walk today. 395 00:29:18,414 --> 00:29:21,214 Today we are going directly to the vault. 396 00:29:30,014 --> 00:29:33,734 Well done, Pugsley! 397 00:29:39,454 --> 00:29:41,893 Gourmand! 398 00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:51,453 I feel rejuvenated. 399 00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:52,973 Cat. I got you! 400 00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:56,853 ~ Comrade, come out and come play with me~ 401 00:29:56,973 --> 00:29:57,853 ~And bring your three dolls~ 402 00:29:57,973 --> 00:29:59,533 ~Climb my apple tree~ 403 00:29:59,613 --> 00:30:00,693 ~Look at my barrel full of rain~ 404 00:30:00,773 --> 00:30:01,973 ~Slide towards my cellar door~ 405 00:30:02,053 --> 00:30:03,453 ~And we will be good friends~ 406 00:30:03,493 --> 00:30:04,693 ~Forever~~ 407 00:30:16,572 --> 00:30:19,012 Breathe this air, Fester. 408 00:30:22,052 --> 00:30:23,612 A real grave. 409 00:30:31,052 --> 00:30:34,171 The sea - your second home. 410 00:30:34,251 --> 00:30:36,611 Oh from the ship. 411 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:55,011 Do you think it's really Uncle Fester? 412 00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:57,771 Dad says yes, but I don't think mom is sure. 413 00:31:01,171 --> 00:31:02,730 Pugsley, sit in the chair. 414 00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:05,010 - For what? - to play a game. 415 00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:11,890 What game? 416 00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:15,210 it's called... 417 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,090 Does God exist? 418 00:31:41,129 --> 00:31:42,569 The vault! 419 00:31:44,129 --> 00:31:45,569 2 on the right. 420 00:31:45,649 --> 00:31:47,569 10 on the left. 421 00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:49,569 And then towards... 422 00:31:49,649 --> 00:31:52,569 Um... 5. 423 00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:53,569 11. 424 00:31:53,649 --> 00:31:56,088 2, 10, 11. 425 00:31:56,168 --> 00:31:58,088 Eyes, fingers, toes. 426 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,648 So many years. 427 00:32:09,648 --> 00:32:11,248 Welcome. 428 00:32:11,328 --> 00:32:12,448 THANKS. 429 00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:16,968 Our secret hiding place. 430 00:32:17,048 --> 00:32:18,768 Sanctus sanctorum. 431 00:32:18,808 --> 00:32:22,048 If these walls could talk, eh old branch? 432 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:24,567 what is... What would they say? 433 00:32:24,647 --> 00:32:26,567 It's up to you to tell me. 434 00:32:26,647 --> 00:32:27,567 You first. 435 00:32:29,127 --> 00:32:30,847 My partner. 436 00:32:30,927 --> 00:32:33,727 Astronaut in short pants. 437 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,047 First, honor me with a Brandy. 438 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:39,567 I have a real gift in store. 439 00:32:39,647 --> 00:32:42,287 Where is he, you ridiculous idiot? 440 00:33:26,685 --> 00:33:29,125 Show! 441 00:33:58,084 --> 00:33:59,444 There. 442 00:33:59,484 --> 00:34:01,924 The debutante ball. 443 00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:04,444 Do you remember that decisive night? 444 00:34:06,204 --> 00:34:07,244 Of course. 445 00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:14,443 Your first cigar. 446 00:34:14,483 --> 00:34:17,763 What? Let's go. I started smoking at 5 years old. 447 00:34:17,843 --> 00:34:19,323 Mom insisted. 448 00:34:21,683 --> 00:34:24,603 Flora and Fauna. 449 00:34:24,683 --> 00:34:27,123 Quite a pair, eh Gomez? 450 00:34:27,203 --> 00:34:29,243 Can you ever forgive me? 451 00:34:30,683 --> 00:34:32,163 What? 452 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:36,083 I didn't like them, however I courted them both. 453 00:34:36,163 --> 00:34:37,603 because of my stupid pride. 454 00:34:37,683 --> 00:34:42,122 You were so attractive that you could have all the women you wanted, 455 00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:43,642 dead or alive. 456 00:34:43,722 --> 00:34:45,682 I was jealous. 457 00:34:45,762 --> 00:34:47,882 Mad with jealousy. 458 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,602 I recognize it today. 459 00:34:53,202 --> 00:34:55,602 But I never wanted to chase you away. 460 00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:57,882 Not at the Bermuda Triangle. 461 00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:00,602 Water has flowed under the bridges. 462 00:35:00,722 --> 00:35:02,762 Forgiven. Forget. 463 00:35:09,961 --> 00:35:12,601 Come on. Say it. 464 00:35:12,681 --> 00:35:14,801 Say the secret password. 465 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:16,601 The password? I... 466 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:19,081 Come on. Stop joking. You remember it. 467 00:35:19,161 --> 00:35:20,601 Please. 468 00:35:20,681 --> 00:35:22,361 I'm suffocating. Please. 469 00:35:22,441 --> 00:35:24,281 You forgot our secret password, 470 00:35:24,361 --> 00:35:27,121 The word we used hundreds of times a day, 471 00:35:27,201 --> 00:35:29,681 Our special little name just for the two of us? 472 00:35:29,721 --> 00:35:33,361 It was a long time ago, we were children. 473 00:35:33,441 --> 00:35:37,880 You almost killed me, you mentally ill person. 474 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,840 Poor devil, what have they done to you in this Bermuda Triangle? 475 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,920 But if it's not Uncle Fester, so who is it? 476 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,080 Someone else. 477 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,080 You have to warm it up. 478 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,080 For what? 479 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,320 So it could kill you. 480 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,120 I knew it. 481 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,440 Children, what are you doing? 482 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,200 I'm going to electrocute him. 483 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,079 But we are late for the charity evening. 484 00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:03,079 But, mom... 485 00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:04,079 I said no. 486 00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:05,279 Please? 487 00:36:05,359 --> 00:36:08,079 Well, okay. 488 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,639 This magnificent piece is inlaid with rubies 489 00:36:21,759 --> 00:36:23,519 and 15 emerald fragments. 490 00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:28,639 Uh, it's a gift from Morticia and Gomez Addams. 491 00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:31,638 Remember that this year, more than half of our profits 492 00:36:31,718 --> 00:36:34,078 will go to the elderly 493 00:36:34,118 --> 00:36:35,558 and the mentally handicapped. 494 00:36:35,638 --> 00:36:38,598 I'm opening bidding at $5,000. 495 00:36:38,638 --> 00:36:42,118 5? Hah! Not high enough. 496 00:36:42,238 --> 00:36:43,238 $20,000. 497 00:36:43,318 --> 00:36:44,718 What are they doing? 498 00:36:44,798 --> 00:36:45,878 I'm 20. 499 00:36:45,958 --> 00:36:47,878 - 25. - 25. 500 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:48,878 Cara mia? 501 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:49,878 30. 502 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,918 My savage. 503 00:36:52,038 --> 00:36:52,998 35. 504 00:36:53,038 --> 00:36:55,158 Eres divina. 505 00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:56,157 50. 506 00:36:56,237 --> 00:36:59,317 I have $50,000. 507 00:36:59,397 --> 00:37:01,157 To you, my ecstasy. 508 00:37:01,197 --> 00:37:05,597 50,000 once. 50,000 twice. 509 00:37:05,717 --> 00:37:10,117 Sold to Morticia Addams for $50,000. 510 00:37:20,637 --> 00:37:24,076 Isn't that wonderful? 511 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:26,276 How is it removed? 512 00:37:28,636 --> 00:37:30,836 There is something... 513 00:37:32,636 --> 00:37:35,076 of course. 514 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:48,516 “How does it come off?” It's absurd. 515 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:51,035 This finger trap was a gift at the party 516 00:37:51,115 --> 00:37:52,555 for its 10th anniversary. 517 00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:57,715 Oh, no. 518 00:37:57,795 --> 00:38:00,395 Dad plays with his trains. 519 00:38:00,475 --> 00:38:03,595 He carried this finger trap for two years. 520 00:38:03,675 --> 00:38:06,595 Mom had to teach him to eat with your feet. 521 00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:09,115 And the jumpsuit! And the password! 522 00:38:09,195 --> 00:38:12,235 and my cigar, and his peaceful sleep. 523 00:38:15,475 --> 00:38:16,955 He takes the locomotive. 524 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:29,714 The covered bridge. 525 00:38:33,154 --> 00:38:34,354 The turn of death. 526 00:39:28,112 --> 00:39:30,672 is about From Uncle Fester, right? 527 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,511 Spirits, give me a sign. 528 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:48,191 Will I be joyful, or will I be damned? 529 00:40:02,071 --> 00:40:04,071 Insomnia? 530 00:40:06,950 --> 00:40:09,590 Come take a walk with me, Fester. 531 00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:17,110 Aunt LaBorgia. 532 00:40:17,190 --> 00:40:20,270 Shot by firing squad. 533 00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:22,190 Cousin Fledge. 534 00:40:22,270 --> 00:40:26,710 Its members separated one by one by four wild horses. 535 00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:30,150 And dear Uncle Eimar. 536 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:34,789 Buried alive. 537 00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:36,709 Psychopaths... 538 00:40:36,789 --> 00:40:39,069 Friends... 539 00:40:39,149 --> 00:40:40,629 Raging killers. 540 00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:41,629 Bullies, Fester. 541 00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:43,989 Pioneers. 542 00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:46,909 I fear we have forgotten 543 00:40:46,949 --> 00:40:49,269 your beloved Muerto. 544 00:40:49,309 --> 00:40:54,629 After you're gone, he really wasn't the same vulture anymore. 545 00:40:54,709 --> 00:40:57,549 He was no longer spinning. 546 00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:00,269 He no longer pecked. 547 00:41:01,468 --> 00:41:04,748 This means how much you matter to this family. 548 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:14,188 Mom and Dad Addams. 549 00:41:14,268 --> 00:41:15,988 How I regret that the children 550 00:41:16,028 --> 00:41:18,348 did not know them better, 551 00:41:18,428 --> 00:41:21,948 But go tell that to an angry crowd. 552 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,388 And our motto, 553 00:41:26,468 --> 00:41:30,387 "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." 554 00:41:30,427 --> 00:41:34,227 We feast of those who want to subjugate us. 555 00:41:34,307 --> 00:41:37,067 These aren't just pretty words. 556 00:41:39,787 --> 00:41:41,907 As Addams, 557 00:41:42,027 --> 00:41:44,667 you understand perfectly, don't you? 558 00:41:46,747 --> 00:41:48,227 As Addams... 559 00:41:48,307 --> 00:41:50,507 yes, I understand. 560 00:41:52,827 --> 00:41:55,267 Good night, Fester. 561 00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:59,706 Rest in peace. 562 00:42:08,906 --> 00:42:11,266 They discovered me, Mother. I'm pretty sure of it. 563 00:42:11,386 --> 00:42:14,706 However, I tried. I still can't to find. You have to come. 564 00:42:14,786 --> 00:42:17,706 "Arsenic, cyanide"-- cyan--arsenic. 565 00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:19,706 Don't say that. 566 00:42:19,786 --> 00:42:22,786 You know that yes. 567 00:42:23,865 --> 00:42:25,705 its trains are everywhere. 568 00:42:25,785 --> 00:42:28,265 There are the children too. 569 00:42:28,305 --> 00:42:30,745 Is this for your brother? 570 00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:32,505 I don't think so. 571 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:41,265 this cannot continue. 572 00:42:41,305 --> 00:42:44,785 How can I help him? Tell me, Mom. 573 00:42:46,305 --> 00:42:48,785 Worried husbands. 574 00:42:48,825 --> 00:42:49,785 Adultery? 575 00:42:49,825 --> 00:42:50,784 Oh, no. 576 00:42:50,824 --> 00:42:53,704 Uh, money problems? 577 00:42:53,784 --> 00:42:55,784 No. 578 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,784 "changed into a toad or reptile." 579 00:42:57,824 --> 00:42:59,064 Is there an index? 580 00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:02,664 They know I'm fake. 581 00:43:02,704 --> 00:43:04,184 The whole troop. 582 00:43:04,224 --> 00:43:06,184 it's not going to work. 583 00:43:06,224 --> 00:43:09,824 Who knows? Gomez, This overexcited moron? 584 00:43:09,944 --> 00:43:12,224 He's not a moron. He's Fester's brother. 585 00:43:12,304 --> 00:43:14,704 They had a big argument years ago. 586 00:43:14,824 --> 00:43:17,064 He is suspicious. They all are. I can tell you. 587 00:43:17,104 --> 00:43:20,223 Really? Well, Thank goodness I was passing by. 588 00:43:20,303 --> 00:43:22,263 I will advise this troubled family, 589 00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:23,783 will ease their pain. 590 00:43:23,823 --> 00:43:25,983 This is my calling do you remember, Gordon? 591 00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:27,503 What? 592 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:30,863 I am a Doctor. 593 00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:35,063 Why not talk in Fester, darling? 594 00:43:35,143 --> 00:43:37,063 He's right behind the door. 595 00:43:37,143 --> 00:43:40,303 I'll talk to Fester if it was Fester, 596 00:43:40,343 --> 00:43:43,303 but it's not him. He's an impostor. 597 00:43:43,343 --> 00:43:45,302 An imposter! 598 00:43:45,342 --> 00:43:48,662 A charlatan! A fake! 599 00:43:48,742 --> 00:43:50,022 A counterfeit. 600 00:43:57,062 --> 00:44:01,102 O scoundrel, scoundrel, damned scoundrel. 601 00:44:01,182 --> 00:44:03,822 May he who calls me a villain, split my skull in two, 602 00:44:03,902 --> 00:44:05,502 cut my beard, and spit it in my face? 603 00:44:05,582 --> 00:44:08,542 If I have to beat you to death, I will. 604 00:44:18,621 --> 00:44:19,581 No. 605 00:44:19,621 --> 00:44:24,021 No, no, no, no, no, no. 606 00:44:24,141 --> 00:44:27,461 Give me this sword. 607 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:29,461 Have you never massacred someone? 608 00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,621 He's just a child. 609 00:44:31,661 --> 00:44:32,781 No excuses. 610 00:44:32,821 --> 00:44:34,781 Aim for a main artery. 611 00:44:34,861 --> 00:44:36,821 The jugular. 612 00:44:36,861 --> 00:44:38,341 A cheater! 613 00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,340 A forger! 614 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,140 An absolute fraud! 615 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,740 A despicable deceiver-- 616 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:47,060 Mr Addams! 617 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:49,060 I think I understand. 618 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:50,580 I can help you, right? 619 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:55,140 The theory of displacement-- 620 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:56,500 Does that mean anything to you? 621 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:58,860 No. Tish? 622 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:01,500 Oh, that's exciting. 623 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,780 I'll explain. 624 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:05,380 Is it unpleasant? 625 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,699 Deeply. 626 00:45:09,419 --> 00:45:14,299 Your own brother, you reject it. 627 00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:16,059 "Leave! Get the hell away!" 628 00:45:16,139 --> 00:45:17,739 And then you feel 629 00:45:17,859 --> 00:45:20,259 the little black monster. 630 00:45:20,299 --> 00:45:21,259 Pugsley? 631 00:45:21,299 --> 00:45:22,819 Guilt. Yes? 632 00:45:22,859 --> 00:45:26,819 Your brother is coming back. You feel guilty. 633 00:45:26,859 --> 00:45:28,139 You move. 634 00:45:28,219 --> 00:45:29,459 Oh yes? 635 00:45:29,499 --> 00:45:31,819 The feelings In your neurons, 636 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,819 they bubble and collide. 637 00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:36,298 You suspect things. 638 00:45:36,378 --> 00:45:39,978 You love it, but you blame him. 639 00:45:40,058 --> 00:45:41,018 Love. Hate. 640 00:45:41,058 --> 00:45:42,338 Hate. Love. 641 00:45:42,418 --> 00:45:44,738 Like for mom. No? 642 00:45:44,818 --> 00:45:48,058 I didn't hate mom. It was an accident. 643 00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:52,738 It is a very common psychosis. I see this every day. 644 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:54,338 Lucky girl. 645 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,818 Shift. How strange. 646 00:45:57,938 --> 00:46:01,857 And to say that I thought that Fester was the problem. 647 00:46:01,937 --> 00:46:02,857 He is morose. 648 00:46:02,937 --> 00:46:04,337 - He's sneaky. - Hypocrite. 649 00:46:04,417 --> 00:46:06,497 - He sulks. - I suspect so. 650 00:46:06,577 --> 00:46:08,017 - You are unbalanced. - And I hate him. 651 00:46:08,097 --> 00:46:12,257 My God, you are right! It's Fester! 652 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:14,457 Thank you, Dr. Pinder-Schloss. 653 00:46:14,537 --> 00:46:17,057 I do my best. 654 00:46:17,137 --> 00:46:20,337 You see the children, There is a lot to learn. 655 00:46:23,857 --> 00:46:25,337 "Gangrene." 656 00:46:27,377 --> 00:46:30,336 Uncle Fester, how do you know so much? 657 00:46:30,376 --> 00:46:32,816 I traveled. I remember things. 658 00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:34,336 In the Bermuda Triangle? 659 00:46:35,856 --> 00:46:38,656 Look, children, A new chapter. 660 00:46:38,736 --> 00:46:41,536 - “The scabs.” - “The scabs.” 661 00:46:47,936 --> 00:46:51,336 Three quarters of dynamite with a nitroglycerin cap. 662 00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:54,336 It's perfect to do Small holes in garages. 663 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:56,175 and tool sheds. 664 00:47:02,135 --> 00:47:03,455 Mother. 665 00:47:03,535 --> 00:47:07,015 Everyone will be in the room Kids tonight, right? 666 00:47:07,095 --> 00:47:10,015 Oh, yes, I worked with them. 667 00:47:10,135 --> 00:47:11,655 It's going to be a blast. 668 00:47:11,735 --> 00:47:12,615 The burst? 669 00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:16,455 This is why we are we there, the explosion? 670 00:47:16,535 --> 00:47:18,095 Oh, honey, forgive me. 671 00:47:18,175 --> 00:47:19,815 See what you're making me do? 672 00:47:19,935 --> 00:47:21,895 I raised my hand to my child, 673 00:47:21,935 --> 00:47:23,454 my reason for living. 674 00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:27,614 You can't go to the room. 675 00:47:27,734 --> 00:47:29,134 But the children... 676 00:47:29,214 --> 00:47:32,534 The house will be empty. The vault will be ours. 677 00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:33,574 But, Mother... 678 00:47:33,654 --> 00:47:36,094 Do you hear it, my darling? 679 00:47:36,134 --> 00:47:39,094 The beat of my heart. He only beats for you. 680 00:47:39,134 --> 00:47:42,294 Listen carefully. He says, “Gordon, I love you. 681 00:47:42,414 --> 00:47:44,654 Gordon, the vault. 682 00:47:44,734 --> 00:47:47,574 I hear it. 683 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:49,574 We will soon have the money, 684 00:47:49,614 --> 00:47:52,053 and we will be far from here. 685 00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:53,733 Loving mother... 686 00:47:53,813 --> 00:47:55,853 Grateful son. 687 00:47:55,933 --> 00:47:57,293 Understood? 688 00:48:00,973 --> 00:48:05,373 Ah, here you are, finally. 689 00:48:05,453 --> 00:48:08,373 What a fool I was to doubt you. 690 00:48:08,453 --> 00:48:11,373 Dr. Pinder-Schloss Explained everything. 691 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:14,493 What a charming woman. So cold. 692 00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:17,853 Shift. It is a common psychosis. 693 00:48:17,893 --> 00:48:19,852 Isn't that great? 694 00:48:19,892 --> 00:48:20,852 Isn't it? 695 00:48:20,892 --> 00:48:22,932 Look at that, Fester. 696 00:48:23,012 --> 00:48:24,852 The primitive slime-- 697 00:48:24,892 --> 00:48:27,732 quicksand, vapors, toxic waste. 698 00:48:27,772 --> 00:48:29,252 It's all ours, Fester. 699 00:48:29,292 --> 00:48:31,252 You belong here, old branch. 700 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:32,852 Stay. 701 00:48:32,932 --> 00:48:35,372 You don't know what you're asking me. 702 00:48:35,452 --> 00:48:37,372 You have a beautiful wife, 703 00:48:37,452 --> 00:48:38,852 wonderful children, 704 00:48:38,932 --> 00:48:41,372 a discharge. 705 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:43,332 I'm too many. 706 00:48:43,412 --> 00:48:47,851 Too much? Besides? 707 00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:50,371 Gomez, think about it. 708 00:48:51,451 --> 00:48:54,011 For you, Life is all games and distractions. 709 00:48:54,091 --> 00:48:56,371 You are dancing in a vault. 710 00:48:56,451 --> 00:48:57,891 Stench. rot. 711 00:48:57,971 --> 00:48:59,371 But things are changing. 712 00:48:59,491 --> 00:49:02,331 Exactly. You're back. 713 00:49:02,451 --> 00:49:05,891 All these years apart, Fester. 714 00:49:05,971 --> 00:49:08,731 We can't start again. 715 00:49:10,971 --> 00:49:13,410 You are at home. 716 00:49:42,969 --> 00:49:44,369 Be damned, Addams! 717 00:49:50,489 --> 00:49:51,529 Uncle Fester? 718 00:49:52,609 --> 00:49:53,889 Come on, Uncle Fester. 719 00:49:53,969 --> 00:49:55,409 Come to the room. 720 00:49:55,489 --> 00:49:57,329 I said I was busy. 721 00:49:57,409 --> 00:49:59,809 But you said you'd help us 722 00:49:59,889 --> 00:50:02,329 with Shakespeare and pus. 723 00:50:02,409 --> 00:50:05,009 I changed my mind. 724 00:50:18,728 --> 00:50:22,168 Mrs. Addams, Can I see you for a moment? 725 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,688 I'm Susan Firkins. 726 00:50:23,728 --> 00:50:25,168 I am Wednesday's mistress. 727 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:26,568 Oh, sure. 728 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:29,488 Wednesday gave us a lot Talked about you. 729 00:50:37,807 --> 00:50:39,727 Wednesday is An excellent student, 730 00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:42,247 but, frankly, I'm concerned. 731 00:50:42,327 --> 00:50:45,207 You see, here is The class gazette. 732 00:50:45,247 --> 00:50:47,167 This month's theme is On our heroes-- 733 00:50:47,247 --> 00:50:49,687 the people we love and admire. 734 00:50:49,727 --> 00:50:52,687 You see, Susan Ringo chose the President. 735 00:50:52,807 --> 00:50:54,367 Isn't that cute? 736 00:50:55,607 --> 00:50:59,767 And Harmony Feld took Jane Pauley. 737 00:50:59,847 --> 00:51:02,726 Have you spoken to his parents? 738 00:51:03,886 --> 00:51:06,806 But Wednesday reported this photo-- 739 00:51:06,886 --> 00:51:09,806 Calpurnia Addams. 740 00:51:09,886 --> 00:51:12,526 Wednesday's great-aunt Calpurnia. 741 00:51:12,606 --> 00:51:15,526 She was burned As a witch in 1706. 742 00:51:15,566 --> 00:51:19,006 They said she danced naked in the town square. 743 00:51:19,046 --> 00:51:21,646 and bewitched a pastor. 744 00:51:21,686 --> 00:51:22,806 Really? 745 00:51:22,886 --> 00:51:24,206 Oh, yes. 746 00:51:24,246 --> 00:51:25,686 But don't worry. 747 00:51:25,726 --> 00:51:27,526 We told Wednesday 748 00:51:27,566 --> 00:51:29,205 School first. 749 00:51:30,725 --> 00:51:33,645 Isn't that adorable? 750 00:51:33,725 --> 00:51:35,525 I did it myself. 751 00:51:35,565 --> 00:51:36,645 It's charming. 752 00:51:36,765 --> 00:51:39,205 What is a lizard? 753 00:51:39,245 --> 00:51:40,285 An elf. 754 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,445 Look at you. 755 00:51:49,965 --> 00:51:51,685 It's better. 756 00:51:51,765 --> 00:51:54,205 You are worth every word. 757 00:51:54,325 --> 00:51:57,844 I could eat you alive. 758 00:51:57,924 --> 00:51:59,804 Oh, no, Margaret. Too young. 759 00:52:31,763 --> 00:52:33,643 Wednesday, Pugsley. 760 00:52:33,723 --> 00:52:35,603 I changed my mind. 761 00:52:35,683 --> 00:52:37,043 Uncle Fester. 762 00:52:44,003 --> 00:52:46,723 Gordon? Gordon? 763 00:52:46,803 --> 00:52:48,243 It's mom. 764 00:52:51,322 --> 00:52:53,242 Damn, where is he? 765 00:52:54,402 --> 00:52:56,842 I should never have used him. 766 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:10,242 I knew you couldn't stay away, old branch. 767 00:53:29,281 --> 00:53:30,281 Damn. 768 00:53:31,761 --> 00:53:34,721 Gordon. Gordon! 769 00:53:34,761 --> 00:53:36,241 You are here? 770 00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:38,721 Gordon. 771 00:53:42,161 --> 00:53:44,121 Ooh! Ooh! Lord! 772 00:53:44,201 --> 00:53:46,160 Hey! Look at! Ooh! Will anyone come-- 773 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,800 Oh, well--Oh! Ah! 774 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,360 For any occasion denounce me 775 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,240 and fuel my sad revenge. 776 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,360 Oh, from now on, 777 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,880 my thoughts will be bloody or will be worth nothing. 778 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,760 If I have to beat you to death, I will. 779 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,080 A touch! 780 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,520 A perfectly valid touch. 781 00:54:19,279 --> 00:54:21,599 O proud death... 782 00:54:21,679 --> 00:54:25,119 What party is yours in your eternal prison? 783 00:54:26,799 --> 00:54:29,479 Tender Forgetfulness, open your arms. 784 00:54:46,998 --> 00:54:48,638 Well done! 785 00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:51,558 Well done! 786 00:54:51,598 --> 00:54:53,558 Well done! 787 00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:55,198 Well done! 788 00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,238 Well done! 789 00:54:59,318 --> 00:55:01,038 Well done! 790 00:55:01,078 --> 00:55:05,038 There were sailors, pirates, 791 00:55:05,118 --> 00:55:09,037 and a plane full of tourists from Miami Beach, 792 00:55:09,117 --> 00:55:11,797 all lost in the Triangle. 793 00:55:11,877 --> 00:55:14,757 Uncle Fester, Will you take me there one day? 794 00:55:14,797 --> 00:55:16,757 I promise you. 795 00:55:16,797 --> 00:55:18,597 Good night, Wednesday. 796 00:55:18,637 --> 00:55:19,597 Good night. 797 00:55:19,637 --> 00:55:21,077 You were great. 798 00:55:23,317 --> 00:55:24,277 Uncle Fester? 799 00:55:46,516 --> 00:55:48,796 A theatrical triumph. 800 00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:50,916 It's like a dream. 801 00:55:50,996 --> 00:55:52,436 The first time we met, 802 00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:55,276 It was an evening a bit like this. 803 00:55:55,356 --> 00:55:57,796 Magic in the air. 804 00:55:57,876 --> 00:55:59,796 A boy. 805 00:55:59,876 --> 00:56:01,596 A girl. 806 00:56:01,675 --> 00:56:03,635 An open tomb. 807 00:56:03,675 --> 00:56:05,755 It was my first funeral. 808 00:56:05,835 --> 00:56:09,315 You were so beautiful. 809 00:56:09,395 --> 00:56:11,515 Pale and mysterious. 810 00:56:11,595 --> 00:56:14,475 No one looked at the corpse. 811 00:56:14,555 --> 00:56:17,475 Your cousin Balthazar. 812 00:56:17,555 --> 00:56:19,875 You were still suspicious. 813 00:56:19,995 --> 00:56:23,395 I couldn't stop staring at you 814 00:56:23,475 --> 00:56:25,395 throughout the praise. 815 00:56:25,475 --> 00:56:30,754 Your eyes, your mustache, 816 00:56:30,834 --> 00:56:32,714 your laughter. 817 00:56:34,834 --> 00:56:36,234 You bewitched me. 818 00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:40,314 I asked for your hand that same night. 819 00:56:40,434 --> 00:56:41,834 Think about it-- 820 00:56:41,914 --> 00:56:44,354 One day we will be buried here, 821 00:56:44,434 --> 00:56:48,354 side by side, 6 feet above ground, 822 00:56:48,434 --> 00:56:50,834 in matching coffins, 823 00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:53,194 our lifeless bodies 824 00:56:53,274 --> 00:56:57,553 rotting together for eternity. 825 00:56:59,633 --> 00:57:01,353 Cara mia. 826 00:57:02,673 --> 00:57:05,273 My savage. 827 00:57:35,432 --> 00:57:37,072 Hey, Yeti! 828 00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:42,232 Stop looking. 829 00:57:42,312 --> 00:57:43,752 And get me out of there. 830 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:52,031 Did you like the blood? 831 00:57:53,311 --> 00:57:54,951 I was so proud. 832 00:57:55,031 --> 00:57:55,991 Weren't we all? 833 00:57:56,031 --> 00:57:58,671 Wednesday, play with your food. 834 00:58:06,471 --> 00:58:08,631 Mom? 835 00:58:08,711 --> 00:58:10,631 Who put that in there? 836 00:58:12,391 --> 00:58:13,871 It's to keep company. 837 00:58:13,951 --> 00:58:15,591 Scoundrels. 838 00:58:15,671 --> 00:58:18,550 Doctor, you were right. 839 00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:20,350 What an evening. 840 00:58:20,390 --> 00:58:22,230 Fester was perfect. 841 00:58:22,310 --> 00:58:23,550 The trip is over. 842 00:58:23,590 --> 00:58:25,750 Isn't that nice? 843 00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:27,310 Does he really have to leave? 844 00:58:27,390 --> 00:58:29,350 Yes, he must. 845 00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:32,670 Well, if he insists on leaving, 846 00:58:32,790 --> 00:58:35,110 we must celebrate this occasion. 847 00:58:36,310 --> 00:58:37,630 Tish? 848 00:58:37,710 --> 00:58:39,630 We prepared a farewell party. 849 00:58:39,710 --> 00:58:43,030 We invited the whole clan. 850 00:58:43,110 --> 00:58:44,590 What a nice touch. 851 00:58:44,670 --> 00:58:46,589 We are a family again, 852 00:58:46,669 --> 00:58:49,629 And we all owe it to you, Dr. Pinder-Schloss. 853 00:58:49,669 --> 00:58:51,869 Please--Greta. 854 00:58:51,949 --> 00:58:53,269 Greta. 855 00:58:54,349 --> 00:58:56,749 Fester, take me home. 856 00:59:01,229 --> 00:59:03,149 I feel good, Mother. 857 00:59:03,229 --> 00:59:04,629 I have the situation under control. 858 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:06,629 This isn't your family, Gordon. 859 00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:07,629 I do. 860 00:59:07,709 --> 00:59:09,069 They don't like you. 861 00:59:09,149 --> 00:59:10,149 I do. 862 00:59:10,229 --> 00:59:12,628 They are bad And corrupt and degenerate. 863 00:59:12,748 --> 00:59:15,108 I can be too. 864 00:59:15,188 --> 00:59:16,588 I'm doing well. Really. 865 00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:17,628 We'll see. 866 00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:18,628 Open. 867 00:59:47,707 --> 00:59:49,587 A party? 868 00:59:49,667 --> 00:59:52,107 In my opinion? 869 00:59:52,187 --> 00:59:53,587 Here? 870 01:00:00,707 --> 01:00:01,667 Tish, 871 01:00:01,747 --> 01:00:05,667 How long has it been That we didn't waltz? 872 01:00:05,747 --> 01:00:07,626 Oh, Gomez. 873 01:00:11,706 --> 01:00:13,106 Hours. 874 01:01:20,744 --> 01:01:23,384 Thing, old branch! 875 01:01:24,664 --> 01:01:25,624 You're right. 876 01:01:25,664 --> 01:01:26,784 For too long. 877 01:01:33,183 --> 01:01:34,983 Don't take your eyes off me. 878 01:01:35,023 --> 01:01:36,503 Don't threaten me, Margaret. 879 01:01:36,543 --> 01:01:37,983 These people are abnormal. 880 01:01:38,023 --> 01:01:38,983 Don't exaggerate. 881 01:01:44,423 --> 01:01:47,223 Oh, please. 882 01:01:47,263 --> 01:01:48,823 They're customers, Margaret. 883 01:01:56,342 --> 01:01:57,782 Wednesday? 884 01:01:57,862 --> 01:01:59,302 Yes, Mother? 885 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,262 Would you go up 886 01:02:01,302 --> 01:02:03,142 go get your uncle, please? 887 01:02:03,222 --> 01:02:04,782 Hunchback Addams. 888 01:02:04,862 --> 01:02:07,182 Look at you. 889 01:02:07,262 --> 01:02:09,142 How you have grown. 890 01:02:21,262 --> 01:02:22,662 Uncle Fester? 891 01:02:25,821 --> 01:02:26,741 I understand. 892 01:02:26,821 --> 01:02:28,181 I hope. 893 01:02:28,261 --> 01:02:29,701 I'm counting on you. 894 01:02:29,741 --> 01:02:32,701 Don't disappoint me. Don't break down. 895 01:02:32,741 --> 01:02:34,221 It will be easy. 896 01:02:34,261 --> 01:02:35,541 There are people everywhere. 897 01:02:35,621 --> 01:02:38,541 you can make it if you stop whining. 898 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:40,061 Nobody likes that. 899 01:02:40,141 --> 01:02:41,661 It's repulsive. 900 01:02:41,781 --> 01:02:43,181 All right. Perfect. 901 01:02:43,261 --> 01:02:46,021 I will try to find The vault tonight. 902 01:02:46,101 --> 01:02:48,261 But if I can't do it, 903 01:02:48,341 --> 01:02:50,261 well, that will be all. 904 01:02:50,341 --> 01:02:52,140 Okay, Mother? 905 01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:54,100 I knew it. 906 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:55,460 You are a liar. 907 01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:57,940 Come here, my little one. 908 01:02:57,980 --> 01:02:58,940 Wednesday! 909 01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:00,900 Get her! 910 01:03:45,578 --> 01:03:48,778 Flora and Fauna Amor. 911 01:03:48,818 --> 01:03:50,778 I can't see anymore. 912 01:03:50,818 --> 01:03:54,618 I am blinded by so much beauty. 913 01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:55,618 Gomez Addams. 914 01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:57,178 Awful flirt. 915 01:03:57,258 --> 01:03:58,178 As always. 916 01:03:58,258 --> 01:03:59,178 At least with me. 917 01:03:59,258 --> 01:04:00,178 Copious! 918 01:04:00,258 --> 01:04:01,818 Follower! 919 01:04:01,898 --> 01:04:03,178 Gomez, the Amor twins. 920 01:04:03,258 --> 01:04:05,178 I've heard so much about you. 921 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:06,658 Morticia, you stole it. 922 01:04:06,738 --> 01:04:07,698 This dear man. 923 01:04:07,778 --> 01:04:08,898 He was mine! 924 01:04:08,978 --> 01:04:10,458 He was mine! 925 01:04:10,538 --> 01:04:12,018 How do I defend myself? 926 01:04:12,058 --> 01:04:14,017 You are twice the woman I am. 927 01:04:14,057 --> 01:04:16,697 Tully, the Amor twins. 928 01:04:16,777 --> 01:04:19,057 They are waiting for Fester. 929 01:04:19,137 --> 01:04:20,177 Keep them busy. 930 01:04:22,057 --> 01:04:23,657 Good evening, Tully. 931 01:04:23,737 --> 01:04:26,057 Oh my God. 932 01:04:31,137 --> 01:04:33,257 You really don't know? 933 01:04:33,297 --> 01:04:34,897 It's intriguing. 934 01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:37,937 Fester is king again in His castle, isn't it? 935 01:04:37,977 --> 01:04:40,936 Fester is the older brother, then it's all his-- 936 01:04:40,976 --> 01:04:42,936 The house, the money, you said it. 937 01:04:42,976 --> 01:04:44,496 Fester is single, right? 938 01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:46,416 Are you, Mr. Alford? 939 01:04:46,456 --> 01:04:48,256 Well, Fauna-- 940 01:04:48,336 --> 01:04:49,696 I am Fauna. 941 01:04:49,776 --> 01:04:51,696 I'm Flora. 942 01:04:51,776 --> 01:04:53,176 I'm flattered. 943 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,176 Excuse me, ladies. 944 01:04:59,776 --> 01:05:01,696 I can't find it anywhere. 945 01:05:01,776 --> 01:05:03,176 Let's go. 946 01:05:03,256 --> 01:05:04,696 From behind. 947 01:05:04,776 --> 01:05:06,016 Now pull yourself together. 948 01:05:06,096 --> 01:05:07,375 She will reappear, this little cockroach. 949 01:05:07,455 --> 01:05:10,415 Go to the party Or they will suspect something. 950 01:05:10,455 --> 01:05:11,695 I'm coming down soon. 951 01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:13,255 Yes, Mother. 952 01:05:18,975 --> 01:05:19,935 Please, 953 01:05:19,975 --> 01:05:22,735 Your attention, please. 954 01:05:27,615 --> 01:05:30,935 Tonight we dance for our beloved guest of honor-- 955 01:05:31,015 --> 01:05:31,935 Fester Addams. 956 01:05:35,574 --> 01:05:38,494 The Mamushka. 957 01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:41,934 Taught by our Cossack cousins, 958 01:05:42,014 --> 01:05:45,454 the Mamushka is one of the traditions in the Addams family 959 01:05:45,534 --> 01:05:47,134 since God knows when. 960 01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:50,054 We danced the Mamushka when Nero was feasting. 961 01:05:50,134 --> 01:05:52,214 We danced the Mamushka 962 01:05:52,294 --> 01:05:53,854 in Waterloo. 963 01:05:53,934 --> 01:05:57,894 We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper. 964 01:05:57,934 --> 01:06:01,414 And now, Fester Addams, 965 01:06:01,454 --> 01:06:05,933 this Mamushka is for you. 966 01:06:27,533 --> 01:06:29,452 Where are you going? There is a problem. 967 01:06:29,532 --> 01:06:31,452 Hey, no worries. 968 01:06:31,532 --> 01:06:32,452 Plan “B.” 969 01:06:32,532 --> 01:06:34,452 But this vile little girl knows 970 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:35,452 I'll take care of it. 971 01:06:35,532 --> 01:06:37,452 I'll be back in 10 minutes. 972 01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:37,450 He comes for his mamushka 973 01:07:44,370 --> 01:07:46,290 Wait! 974 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:55,489 I swear on mom and dad's heads 975 01:07:55,569 --> 01:07:58,489 That detestable Fester 976 01:07:58,569 --> 01:08:01,809 is the real Fester Addams 977 01:08:07,569 --> 01:08:11,489 Let's dance the dance brotherly love! 978 01:08:11,569 --> 01:08:12,929 Mamushka 979 01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:18,528 What is going on here? 980 01:08:18,568 --> 01:08:22,568 Would you like to be rid of the Addams 981 01:08:22,608 --> 01:08:23,568 for good? 982 01:08:23,608 --> 01:08:25,048 I'm serious. 983 01:08:25,088 --> 01:08:27,568 What can I do for you? 984 01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:31,528 You will like this... 985 01:08:34,088 --> 01:08:37,568 We are married for almost 20 years. 986 01:08:37,608 --> 01:08:41,048 Sometimes I swear it's more. 987 01:08:44,448 --> 01:08:47,087 Well, people evolve. 988 01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:48,487 People change. 989 01:08:59,087 --> 01:09:01,007 Isn't this night splendid? 990 01:09:06,327 --> 01:09:08,527 Come see me before you leave. 991 01:09:08,607 --> 01:09:11,007 I'll call when I'm alone. 992 01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:12,567 Here's your mount, girls. 993 01:09:24,526 --> 01:09:26,446 You are a wonderful dancer. 994 01:09:26,526 --> 01:09:28,566 I had so much fun. 995 01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:34,566 I can't. We must not. 996 01:09:40,685 --> 01:09:42,325 Call me. 997 01:09:57,605 --> 01:09:58,525 Gordon. 998 01:09:59,765 --> 01:10:00,685 Gordon, stop. 999 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:03,565 Stop, Gordon. 1000 01:10:03,645 --> 01:10:05,365 Stop immediately. 1001 01:10:05,445 --> 01:10:08,524 Is it lipstick on your face? 1002 01:10:08,604 --> 01:10:10,564 It's the binoculars. 1003 01:10:10,604 --> 01:10:13,084 The beautiful Amor twins. 1004 01:10:13,124 --> 01:10:14,884 The twins? 1005 01:10:14,924 --> 01:10:16,364 Gordon, I don't understand. 1006 01:10:16,404 --> 01:10:18,924 Did you have a good time? 1007 01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:21,564 Yes! It is! 1008 01:10:21,604 --> 01:10:23,084 It was wonderful. 1009 01:10:23,124 --> 01:10:25,084 I sang like crazy 1010 01:10:25,124 --> 01:10:27,004 and danced until exhaustion. 1011 01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:30,084 The Mamushka! 1012 01:10:30,124 --> 01:10:31,084 The Mamushka! 1013 01:10:38,163 --> 01:10:39,083 Mother. 1014 01:10:39,163 --> 01:10:41,443 Mother? Mother? Who are you talking about? 1015 01:10:41,523 --> 01:10:43,443 I don't think I remember it. 1016 01:10:43,523 --> 01:10:44,603 Mother, please. 1017 01:10:44,683 --> 01:10:45,883 I'm doing well. 1018 01:10:45,963 --> 01:10:46,923 Flawless. 1019 01:10:47,003 --> 01:10:49,363 Don't worry about me, Gordon. 1020 01:10:49,443 --> 01:10:53,043 Please go back to your depraved orgy. 1021 01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:56,563 Sometimes I tell myself that you're not even my son. 1022 01:10:56,603 --> 01:10:58,043 Don't say that. 1023 01:10:58,123 --> 01:10:59,563 I'm just your mother. 1024 01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:03,562 You only owe me your whole existence on this planet. 1025 01:11:03,602 --> 01:11:05,562 Please, Gordon, 1026 01:11:05,642 --> 01:11:07,602 will sing, dance, flirt. 1027 01:11:07,642 --> 01:11:10,602 Oh, Mother, I am so sorry. 1028 01:11:14,122 --> 01:11:15,602 It was just a party. 1029 01:11:15,642 --> 01:11:17,082 It's over. 1030 01:11:17,122 --> 01:11:19,082 it doesn't count. 1031 01:11:19,122 --> 01:11:21,602 The Siamese sisters, the hunchback, 1032 01:11:21,642 --> 01:11:23,082 The Cousin Thing-- 1033 01:11:23,122 --> 01:11:25,162 They're not worth you. 1034 01:11:25,202 --> 01:11:26,642 Say it, Gordon. 1035 01:11:26,682 --> 01:11:28,162 Prove it. 1036 01:11:28,202 --> 01:11:29,641 I love you. 1037 01:11:29,681 --> 01:11:32,641 And I want the money. 1038 01:11:32,681 --> 01:11:34,641 We need to find Tully. 1039 01:11:39,681 --> 01:11:41,841 Look, our little boy. 1040 01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:44,121 He is completely exhausted. 1041 01:11:44,201 --> 01:11:45,601 It's cute. 1042 01:11:45,721 --> 01:11:49,521 It looks like an entrance. 1043 01:11:49,641 --> 01:11:51,361 Where is the party? 1044 01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:52,921 She's finished darling. 1045 01:11:52,961 --> 01:11:54,721 Have you seen your sister? 1046 01:11:54,801 --> 01:11:57,360 Not since Mamushka. 1047 01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,480 Gomez. 1048 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,480 Dispersion. 1049 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,480 Pugsley, go to the manure pile. 1050 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,560 Mom and Morticia, surface graves. 1051 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,040 I take the abyss. 1052 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,160 Lurch, check the bottomless pit. 1053 01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,160 Fester? 1054 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,160 This way! 1055 01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,400 Fester, you take the ravine 1056 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:15,120 and the abandoned reservoir. 1057 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,120 Someone should stay behind 1058 01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,600 in case she comes back. 1059 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,080 Brave man. Well thought out. 1060 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,360 So who takes care of the swamp? 1061 01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:28,239 The Thing. 1062 01:12:28,319 --> 01:12:29,319 Give us a hand. 1063 01:12:29,399 --> 01:12:30,319 Come on. 1064 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,399 Gordon! 1065 01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:40,879 Don't hang around. 1066 01:12:53,158 --> 01:12:54,638 What are you doing? 1067 01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:56,158 I relax. 1068 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:57,638 I'm enjoying the sun. 1069 01:12:57,718 --> 01:13:00,078 Have you gone crazy? 1070 01:13:00,118 --> 01:13:02,478 On the contrary. 1071 01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,196 What is this? 1072 01:14:01,276 --> 01:14:04,196 It is an injunction. 1073 01:14:04,316 --> 01:14:05,636 An injunction? 1074 01:14:05,676 --> 01:14:07,796 Yes. It forces you to stay at a distance 1075 01:14:07,876 --> 01:14:10,436 1,000 yards from this house. 1076 01:14:10,516 --> 01:14:13,155 Am I banned from my own home? 1077 01:14:13,195 --> 01:14:14,635 Not your house, mustache. 1078 01:14:14,675 --> 01:14:15,995 Not anymore. 1079 01:14:16,075 --> 01:14:19,155 She belongs to the oldest heir, 1080 01:14:19,235 --> 01:14:22,555 the eldest-- Fester Addams. 1081 01:14:22,635 --> 01:14:24,075 Fester loves Gomez. 1082 01:14:24,155 --> 01:14:25,475 He is afraid of him. 1083 01:14:25,555 --> 01:14:27,395 Seeing the twins again reminded him of that. 1084 01:14:27,475 --> 01:14:28,915 You are rivals. 1085 01:14:28,955 --> 01:14:31,155 I ask to speak to Fester. 1086 01:14:31,235 --> 01:14:32,675 Sorry. Impossible. 1087 01:14:32,755 --> 01:14:34,035 He is very sad. 1088 01:14:34,115 --> 01:14:35,755 Leave. 1089 01:14:37,555 --> 01:14:40,154 But he's not even Uncle Fester. 1090 01:14:43,234 --> 01:14:44,674 Fear nothing. 1091 01:14:44,754 --> 01:14:47,154 Justice will be done. 1092 01:14:47,234 --> 01:14:49,114 The courts will decide. 1093 01:14:49,154 --> 01:14:51,634 They say a man who ensures his own defense 1094 01:14:51,674 --> 01:14:53,794 has a madman for a client. 1095 01:14:53,834 --> 01:14:56,394 Well, God is my witness, 1096 01:14:56,474 --> 01:14:59,274 I'm that crazy! 1097 01:14:59,354 --> 01:15:02,274 Therefore, it is not without a certain 1098 01:15:02,354 --> 01:15:03,794 satisfaction 1099 01:15:03,834 --> 01:15:05,834 that I declare Fester Addams 1100 01:15:05,874 --> 01:15:08,473 heir according to the Addams Law of Property 1101 01:15:08,513 --> 01:15:12,633 and rightful owner of all goods 1102 01:15:12,753 --> 01:15:14,313 and values it contains 1103 01:15:14,393 --> 01:15:15,993 with one exception. 1104 01:15:16,073 --> 01:15:18,353 Gomez Addams, 1105 01:15:18,393 --> 01:15:22,993 I believe this belongs to you. 1106 01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:02,989 You do it on purpose. 1107 01:17:03,109 --> 01:17:05,189 It's true, Mother. It's funny. 1108 01:17:05,269 --> 01:17:06,669 I'll catch up with you. 1109 01:17:08,389 --> 01:17:11,189 Yes, we have been expelled from our home. 1110 01:17:11,269 --> 01:17:14,669 Yes, we have been betrayed by those in whom we trusted, 1111 01:17:14,789 --> 01:17:17,189 but we are Addams, 1112 01:17:17,269 --> 01:17:20,189 and we will not submit. 1113 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:21,709 Who remembers the fable 1114 01:17:21,789 --> 01:17:24,188 of the hare and the tortoise-- 1115 01:17:24,268 --> 01:17:27,188 the lively but lazy wild rabbit 1116 01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:30,188 and his comrade, slow but determined? 1117 01:17:30,268 --> 01:17:32,708 What does this story teach us? 1118 01:17:32,788 --> 01:17:34,188 Kill the hare! 1119 01:17:34,308 --> 01:17:35,628 Skin him! Scald it! 1120 01:17:35,708 --> 01:17:37,828 Put the turtle on the highway. 1121 01:17:37,868 --> 01:17:38,828 During peak hours. 1122 01:17:38,908 --> 01:17:40,028 Yes. 1123 01:17:40,148 --> 01:17:42,028 We will survive. 1124 01:17:42,148 --> 01:17:43,388 Poison us. 1125 01:17:43,468 --> 01:17:45,348 Strangle us. 1126 01:17:45,388 --> 01:17:46,828 Break our bones. 1127 01:17:46,868 --> 01:17:48,708 We will ask for more. 1128 01:17:48,788 --> 01:17:50,548 And why? 1129 01:17:50,628 --> 01:17:52,187 Because we like it. 1130 01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:54,227 Because we are Addams. 1131 01:17:54,267 --> 01:17:55,627 We are Addams. 1132 01:18:03,067 --> 01:18:04,227 Here, Lurch. 1133 01:18:04,307 --> 01:18:06,067 At home ! 1134 01:18:22,546 --> 01:18:26,146 We have so many housewives who join the world of work. 1135 01:18:26,226 --> 01:18:28,746 Your domestic talents Can be very useful. 1136 01:18:28,826 --> 01:18:30,306 Well...University? 1137 01:18:30,386 --> 01:18:32,346 Preceptors. 1138 01:18:32,426 --> 01:18:34,146 Diploma? 1139 01:18:34,186 --> 01:18:35,306 Charms and spells. 1140 01:18:36,586 --> 01:18:37,746 Plastic arts. 1141 01:18:37,826 --> 01:18:40,706 And your husband? 1142 01:18:40,746 --> 01:18:42,106 Is he currently working? 1143 01:18:42,186 --> 01:18:45,625 He is going through a bad happening at the moment, 1144 01:18:45,705 --> 01:18:47,825 but it's not his fault. 1145 01:18:47,905 --> 01:18:49,945 Of course not. 1146 01:18:50,025 --> 01:18:52,665 Is he lazy? 1147 01:18:52,745 --> 01:18:54,305 A scoundrel with no future? 1148 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:55,985 An inveterate dreamer? 1149 01:18:57,225 --> 01:18:58,865 No, not anymore. 1150 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:06,665 Is it made with real lemons? 1151 01:19:06,745 --> 01:19:08,425 Yes. 1152 01:19:08,465 --> 01:19:10,425 I only like fruit and natural drinks, 1153 01:19:10,465 --> 01:19:14,184 naturally grown without chemicals. 1154 01:19:14,264 --> 01:19:15,904 Are you sure these are real lemons? 1155 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:17,184 Yes. 1156 01:19:17,264 --> 01:19:19,624 Well, I offer you something. 1157 01:19:19,744 --> 01:19:22,624 I'll get you a drink if you take a box 1158 01:19:22,744 --> 01:19:25,184 of my delicious scout cookies. That works? 1159 01:19:25,264 --> 01:19:27,704 Are they made with real scouts? 1160 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:43,103 And then the witch attracted Hansel and Gretel 1161 01:19:43,223 --> 01:19:44,623 in the gingerbread house 1162 01:19:44,703 --> 01:19:46,743 promising them more candy. 1163 01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:48,743 She asked them to look in the oven. 1164 01:19:48,823 --> 01:19:51,063 She was going to push them in 1165 01:19:51,143 --> 01:19:52,823 when suddenly 1166 01:19:52,943 --> 01:19:56,343 Hansel pushed the poor helpless witch 1167 01:19:56,423 --> 01:19:57,863 in the oven 1168 01:19:57,943 --> 01:20:00,263 where she burned alive, 1169 01:20:00,303 --> 01:20:02,183 writhing in pain. 1170 01:20:05,263 --> 01:20:07,263 now the children 1171 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:10,382 What do you think it does? 1172 01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:04,860 Welcome to the show. 1173 01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:07,380 Voodoo priestesses in the United States-- 1174 01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:08,860 Here, small, small. 1175 01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:10,380 Do they really exist? 1176 01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:12,700 or are they just an invention of the tabloid press? 1177 01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:15,340 We would like to receive your calls and your comments. 1178 01:21:17,460 --> 01:21:21,060 After lunch we will try again. 1179 01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:22,620 Yes, Mother. 1180 01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:29,220 We will find the money. 1181 01:21:29,299 --> 01:21:31,379 Meanwhile we have this little nest, 1182 01:21:31,459 --> 01:21:33,059 calm and cozy, 1183 01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:36,379 without this terrible family. 1184 01:21:36,499 --> 01:21:39,179 Yes, Mother. 1185 01:21:39,259 --> 01:21:40,699 You claim that your son 1186 01:21:40,779 --> 01:21:43,179 brainwashed from voodoo witches 1187 01:21:43,259 --> 01:21:45,899 and was forced to train others. 1188 01:21:45,979 --> 01:21:47,579 Let's take a call. 1189 01:21:47,619 --> 01:21:49,099 Hello, Sally. 1190 01:21:49,179 --> 01:21:51,899 Mr. Addams, please stop calling. 1191 01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:54,379 We don't know where they end up. 1192 01:21:54,459 --> 01:21:55,779 Let's take another call. 1193 01:21:58,218 --> 01:22:00,898 Gomez, don't you go for a walk? 1194 01:22:00,978 --> 01:22:02,378 with family. 1195 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:04,218 A ride? 1196 01:22:04,298 --> 01:22:06,138 And Miss Gilligan? 1197 01:22:06,178 --> 01:22:07,778 Dinner was late. 1198 01:22:07,858 --> 01:22:10,338 Here, big guy. Here, big guy. 1199 01:23:29,015 --> 01:23:31,815 I would like to talk to Fester, please. 1200 01:23:40,535 --> 01:23:42,255 You are a desperate woman 1201 01:23:42,335 --> 01:23:44,975 consumed by greed and bitterness. 1202 01:23:45,015 --> 01:23:47,254 We could have been good friends. 1203 01:23:47,374 --> 01:23:48,814 Gordon, let's go. 1204 01:23:48,854 --> 01:23:49,934 But, Mother-- 1205 01:23:50,014 --> 01:23:51,094 Stop procrastinating. 1206 01:23:51,174 --> 01:23:52,614 I don't procrastinate, 1207 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,134 and stop harassing me. 1208 01:23:56,214 --> 01:23:57,614 The vault, Mrs. Addams-- 1209 01:23:57,694 --> 01:23:59,534 Does that mean anything to you? 1210 01:23:59,614 --> 01:24:00,654 Nothing so far. 1211 01:24:00,734 --> 01:24:02,414 Tully, it's your turn. Tie it up. 1212 01:24:02,494 --> 01:24:05,014 My stomach is in knots to torture people. 1213 01:24:05,094 --> 01:24:06,534 Do it. 1214 01:24:08,854 --> 01:24:09,734 Again. 1215 01:24:18,893 --> 01:24:20,013 Stronger. 1216 01:24:23,373 --> 01:24:25,813 You've done this before. 1217 01:25:13,371 --> 01:25:14,931 Who is there? 1218 01:25:15,011 --> 01:25:17,611 We get paid on Thursday. 1219 01:25:17,651 --> 01:25:20,211 Mor-Morticia. 1220 01:25:20,291 --> 01:25:21,651 Morticia... 1221 01:25:21,691 --> 01:25:23,211 What Morticia? 1222 01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:25,571 Slow down! 1223 01:25:25,651 --> 01:25:27,051 It's terrible when you stutter. 1224 01:25:40,530 --> 01:25:42,090 Morticia... 1225 01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:44,170 in... 1226 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:46,090 danger. Stop. 1227 01:25:46,170 --> 01:25:48,890 Send help... 1228 01:25:48,930 --> 01:25:51,450 immediately. Stop! 1229 01:25:53,490 --> 01:25:54,490 Not that! 1230 01:25:54,570 --> 01:25:56,930 Not the white-hot poker! 1231 01:25:57,010 --> 01:25:58,290 will it smell bad? 1232 01:25:58,370 --> 01:25:59,570 Tully Alford-- 1233 01:25:59,610 --> 01:26:00,730 charlatan, 1234 01:26:00,810 --> 01:26:01,930 profiteer, 1235 01:26:02,010 --> 01:26:03,769 parasite. 1236 01:26:03,849 --> 01:26:06,289 How Gomez adored you. 1237 01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:08,729 Well, not enough. 1238 01:26:08,809 --> 01:26:10,249 Morticia. 1239 01:26:11,489 --> 01:26:12,649 Please. 1240 01:26:12,729 --> 01:26:14,969 And, dear Fester, 1241 01:26:15,049 --> 01:26:17,009 who are you really-- 1242 01:26:17,049 --> 01:26:20,489 the repulsive monster and sneaky that you have become 1243 01:26:20,529 --> 01:26:22,489 or the repulsive monster and sneaky 1244 01:26:22,529 --> 01:26:24,129 that we loved? 1245 01:26:24,169 --> 01:26:26,169 I don't know anything about it. 1246 01:26:43,288 --> 01:26:45,688 I know how you feel, Fester. 1247 01:26:45,728 --> 01:26:46,688 Gordon! 1248 01:26:46,728 --> 01:26:48,848 Gordon, I'm thinking of something. 1249 01:26:48,968 --> 01:26:51,928 Just an idea in my head. 1250 01:26:51,968 --> 01:26:53,928 Tell me what you're thinking. 1251 01:26:53,968 --> 01:26:59,567 Since you and Mrs. Addams are so close... 1252 01:26:59,647 --> 01:27:01,687 the honor is yours. 1253 01:27:03,207 --> 01:27:04,407 Addams! 1254 01:27:04,447 --> 01:27:05,687 Cara mia! 1255 01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:07,087 My dear! 1256 01:27:07,127 --> 01:27:08,807 Honey, watch out. 1257 01:27:08,887 --> 01:27:11,807 Traitor blow, old branch. 1258 01:27:11,887 --> 01:27:12,927 Never again! 1259 01:27:23,767 --> 01:27:26,126 A point for you, Tully, 1260 01:27:26,206 --> 01:27:28,486 and now... 1261 01:27:38,246 --> 01:27:40,206 one point for me. 1262 01:27:40,286 --> 01:27:41,366 Gomez, I am in your debt. 1263 01:27:41,406 --> 01:27:43,006 Let him get up. 1264 01:27:52,645 --> 01:27:53,885 All right. 1265 01:27:53,925 --> 01:27:55,205 Now let's move, Addams. 1266 01:27:58,445 --> 01:28:00,085 Take him to the vault, 1267 01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:04,365 and if you're not back in an hour... 1268 01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:07,165 I “move” it. 1269 01:28:10,885 --> 01:28:13,805 Tish, seeing you like this, 1270 01:28:13,925 --> 01:28:15,925 drives me crazy. 1271 01:28:16,005 --> 01:28:17,325 Me too. 1272 01:28:17,405 --> 01:28:20,004 This wheel of suffering... 1273 01:28:20,084 --> 01:28:21,244 Our wheel. 1274 01:28:21,324 --> 01:28:24,564 Living without you-- That would be torture. 1275 01:28:24,684 --> 01:28:26,084 Just one day-- 1276 01:28:26,164 --> 01:28:29,124 would be like dying. 1277 01:28:31,284 --> 01:28:32,764 that's enough. 1278 01:28:33,844 --> 01:28:36,604 The vault, Addams, right away. 1279 01:28:46,043 --> 01:28:47,443 But, Mother, you cannot-- 1280 01:28:47,523 --> 01:28:49,443 Really, Gordon? 1281 01:28:49,523 --> 01:28:51,563 Stop dragging your feet. 1282 01:28:51,643 --> 01:28:52,803 You disgust me! 1283 01:28:52,883 --> 01:28:55,803 You are nothing than a useless crybaby, 1284 01:28:55,923 --> 01:28:57,803 a ball dragging itself at my feet. 1285 01:28:57,923 --> 01:28:59,323 Am I stupid? 1286 01:28:59,403 --> 01:29:03,603 I should have left you where I found you. 1287 01:29:03,723 --> 01:29:06,043 No dirty tricks, Gomez. 1288 01:29:07,323 --> 01:29:09,123 This is not the right book. 1289 01:29:17,442 --> 01:29:19,402 Do you allow it? 1290 01:29:22,202 --> 01:29:24,242 Well done, old branch. 1291 01:29:26,202 --> 01:29:28,802 Put that book down, Gordon. 1292 01:29:28,882 --> 01:29:31,362 You don't know what he can do. 1293 01:29:31,442 --> 01:29:32,802 It's not just literature. 1294 01:29:32,882 --> 01:29:34,482 Oh really? 1295 01:29:37,042 --> 01:29:38,562 Quickly, darling. 1296 01:29:38,602 --> 01:29:39,922 Gordon, I am your friend. 1297 01:29:39,962 --> 01:29:41,681 Think about duplicates. 1298 01:29:41,801 --> 01:29:44,561 They're not yours, Tully. 1299 01:29:44,601 --> 01:29:46,161 Step back. 1300 01:29:46,241 --> 01:29:47,561 Leather straps. 1301 01:29:47,681 --> 01:29:48,961 White hot pokers. 1302 01:29:49,041 --> 01:29:51,241 Later, dear. 1303 01:29:51,321 --> 01:29:54,361 Keep this book closed, listen to your mother. 1304 01:29:54,441 --> 01:29:56,361 I will never listen to you, 1305 01:29:56,481 --> 01:29:57,921 never again. 1306 01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:01,681 I had to be strict with you in your own interest. Put it down! 1307 01:30:01,761 --> 01:30:03,681 You never really loved me. 1308 01:30:03,761 --> 01:30:05,521 Fester, this way! 1309 01:30:05,601 --> 01:30:09,200 Stop whining, you good for nothing. Be a man! 1310 01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:12,720 You have been a terrible mother! 1311 01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:15,720 It's said! 1312 01:31:06,398 --> 01:31:08,198 Are they dead? 1313 01:31:08,278 --> 01:31:10,238 What can it do? 1314 01:31:28,198 --> 01:31:29,957 Treats or-- 1315 01:31:34,037 --> 01:31:36,277 Here we are. 1316 01:31:36,357 --> 01:31:38,157 Pugsley, my boy. 1317 01:31:38,197 --> 01:31:40,477 Look at you! 1318 01:31:43,517 --> 01:31:45,317 Do you really like it? 1319 01:31:45,357 --> 01:31:48,517 What to say? 1320 01:31:48,597 --> 01:31:50,077 He will break hearts. 1321 01:31:50,157 --> 01:31:51,837 Treats or mischief. 1322 01:31:54,357 --> 01:31:55,517 Good evening, Margaret. 1323 01:31:55,637 --> 01:31:56,756 Cousin Thing. 1324 01:31:56,836 --> 01:31:58,756 I almost didn't recognize you. 1325 01:31:58,836 --> 01:32:00,236 Isn't he cute? 1326 01:32:00,276 --> 01:32:03,636 Everyone asks me where he bought his suit. 1327 01:32:03,716 --> 01:32:05,076 Nice hat. 1328 01:32:06,476 --> 01:32:09,556 What is it, honey? Where is your suit? 1329 01:32:09,596 --> 01:32:11,036 It's my costume. 1330 01:32:11,116 --> 01:32:12,436 I am a serial killer. 1331 01:32:12,476 --> 01:32:15,036 They can look like anyone. 1332 01:32:17,836 --> 01:32:19,316 I'm happy 1333 01:32:19,356 --> 01:32:22,316 I can spend this night with my family 1334 01:32:22,356 --> 01:32:25,555 now that I have my memory back. 1335 01:32:25,635 --> 01:32:27,435 Thank you God for this revelation. 1336 01:32:27,475 --> 01:32:29,715 A good lesson! 1337 01:32:32,035 --> 01:32:34,195 You remember, old branch. 1338 01:32:34,275 --> 01:32:36,715 Dr. Pinder-Schloss really found Fester 1339 01:32:36,795 --> 01:32:39,435 prisoner of a tuna net 25 years ago, 1340 01:32:39,555 --> 01:32:40,955 amnesiac. 1341 01:32:41,035 --> 01:32:43,475 in the Bermuda Triangle. 1342 01:32:46,955 --> 01:32:47,955 It's so true. 1343 01:32:48,035 --> 01:32:50,115 What a strange turn things have taken. 1344 01:32:50,195 --> 01:32:51,874 Please, Uncle Fester. 1345 01:32:51,954 --> 01:32:53,274 Pugsley. 1346 01:32:53,354 --> 01:32:54,554 For the photo. 1347 01:33:01,194 --> 01:33:03,794 Okay, everyone, 1348 01:33:03,874 --> 01:33:05,514 It's time to play! 1349 01:33:05,594 --> 01:33:06,954 Play what? 1350 01:33:06,994 --> 01:33:08,514 Apples in a bowl? 1351 01:33:08,594 --> 01:33:09,554 Charades? 1352 01:33:10,994 --> 01:33:13,274 But of course: waking the dead. 1353 01:33:13,354 --> 01:33:15,514 wake the dead! 1354 01:33:15,594 --> 01:33:17,114 wake the dead! 1355 01:33:17,154 --> 01:33:19,033 All at the cemetery. 1356 01:33:19,113 --> 01:33:20,953 I've never played this. 1357 01:33:20,993 --> 01:33:22,433 How do we do it? 1358 01:33:22,513 --> 01:33:24,273 Did you bring the shovel? 1359 01:33:24,313 --> 01:33:26,633 Uncle Fester, come join my team. 1360 01:33:26,713 --> 01:33:27,793 No. Mine. 1361 01:33:27,873 --> 01:33:29,953 We'll give you a head start-- 1362 01:33:30,033 --> 01:33:31,793 three skulls and a pelvis. 1363 01:33:34,553 --> 01:33:36,873 My dearest brother. 1364 01:33:46,072 --> 01:33:47,392 Come on. 1365 01:33:47,472 --> 01:33:48,792 We'll catch up. 1366 01:33:51,992 --> 01:33:53,952 Rise the dead! 1367 01:33:53,992 --> 01:33:55,952 Rise the dead! 1368 01:33:55,992 --> 01:33:59,432 Uncle Atlas, standing up. 1369 01:33:59,472 --> 01:34:00,952 Come on, Aunt LaBorgia, 1370 01:34:00,992 --> 01:34:02,112 standing. 1371 01:34:02,152 --> 01:34:04,632 No children. You have to dig. 1372 01:34:04,672 --> 01:34:07,232 It's the best. 1373 01:34:17,871 --> 01:34:19,391 Oh, Tish, 1374 01:34:19,471 --> 01:34:20,831 what more could you ask for? 1375 01:34:23,391 --> 01:34:24,991 Gomez... 1376 01:34:30,351 --> 01:34:34,231 Cara mia, is it true? 1377 01:34:34,271 --> 01:34:37,751 Yes my love. 1378 01:34:48,150 --> 01:34:50,110 Stand up, Grandpa Addams. 1379 01:34:50,150 --> 01:34:51,310 It's Halloween. 1380 01:34:51,430 --> 01:34:52,430 Children, look! 1381 01:34:52,510 --> 01:34:53,950 Great Aunt Lavinia! 1382 01:34:53,990 --> 01:34:56,550 She was decapitated by his own children.