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In the beginning,
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the universe
was in perfect balance,
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kept in peace and harmony
by four magic books.
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The Alliance of Evil Wizards
made it their mission
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to capture these books
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and shroud the universe
in darkness.
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One of the books,
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called Jaunty Grimoire,
got away.
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That's me! Cha-cha-cha!
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- Ze magic book!
- Where is it?
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Find it at once!
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She was rescued by
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a group of
mighty blue guardians.
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Those evil wizards
won't get you.
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- I've got her, Ron.
- You're safe with us, little one.
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They swore
to protect the magic book.
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The fate of the universe
depended on it.
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So they hid her away
in a secret location.
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Now shh! Don't tell anyone.
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I'm in Smurf Village!
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♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Sing a happy song ♪
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♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Smurf the whole day long! ♪
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♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Sing a happy song ♪
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Check this out.
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♪ Everybody know
What we came to do ♪
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♪ Everybody here
Want a chance with you ♪
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♪ You know that's your cousin
And your brother ♪
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♪ And the trees and the bees
And the birds
Want to dance with you ♪
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♪ But I heard
You were feeling blue ♪
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♪ I don't know
If you're feeling cute ♪
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♪ But you're looking
So put-together ♪
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♪ I just started feeling cool ♪
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♪ We got to coordinate ♪
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♪ I match with you--
Red, green and gray ♪
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♪ I'm still here
We got mass appeal ♪
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♪ Whatever color you feel
Because ♪
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♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
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♪ It look good
On me, good on you ♪
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♪ Butter-fly in that suit ♪
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♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
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♪ I look in the sky
I see you ♪
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♪ You're a star
Bright and blue ♪
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♪ Everything goes with blue! ♪
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♪ We got to coordinate ♪
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♪ I match with you--
Red, green and gray ♪
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♪ I'm still here
We got mass appeal ♪
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Come on, No Name.
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♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
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♪ It look, it look, it look ♪
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♪ Good on me, good on you
Butter-fly in that suit ♪
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♪ But you know ♪
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♪ Everything goes with blue ♪
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♪ I look in the sky
I see you ♪
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♪ You're a star
Bright and blue ♪
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♪ Everything goes with... ♪
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Ha! Now that's what I call
a banger!
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Great job, Smurfs!
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Yay for us!
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A few timing issues,
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but you almost had it
this time, No Name.
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Same time, same place tomorrow!
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Adding it to the calendar,
Papa Smurf.
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Thank you, Calendar Smurf.
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Isn't it grand
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living in a place
where everyone has a thing!
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Excuse me?
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Oh, you stepped in it now,
Papa.
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Papa Smurf!
Quick follow-up, if I may.
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And here we go.
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I still don't have a "thing."
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And a quick follow-up
to the follow-up:
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Don't you think
that that's a bit odd?
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Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.
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I smash things.
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And Worry Smurf worries.
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You know, maybe everybody else
just doesn't worry enough.
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- And Brainy is...
- Hmm.
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...really smart.
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And Grouchy is...
Don't even say it.
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And there's
Camouflage Smurf.
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I'm right here.
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Out-of-Focus Smurf.
Clumsy Smurf.
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Way-Back-There Smurf.
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I'm way over here.
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Handlebar Moustache Smurf.
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Quiet Smurf.
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What did he say?
I have no idea.
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But do you see
what I'm saying, Papa?
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Well, you're No Name.
That's a thing.
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Is it, though?
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'Cause if my thing is
my distinct absence of a thing,
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I'm actually...
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nothing.
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Hey, Sound Effect Smurf,
can you back off?
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Even he's got a thing.
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And he's only been here
since Tuesday.
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Oh, I wouldn't worry
about it too much, No Name.
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Some Smurfs just take
a little more time
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to find their thing.
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It's in there.
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You just got to find a way
to let it out.
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I've been thinking.
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We don't have a Magic Smurf
around here.
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Maybe that could be my thing.
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Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.
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But I'm sure there's
something else for you.
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Hey, List-Making Smurf.
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What's left
on our giant list of
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Things-to-Try-to-Find-
No-Name-a-Name list?
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Well, let's see, Papa.
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Okay, to date we've tried...
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...10,248 things.
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How many do we have left?
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Um... two. Clog making and...
Ooh.
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...shark taming.
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Well, that's wonderful news!
Let's try clog making.
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That's a great idea,
Papa Smurf.
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Right, Smurfs?
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Yeah!
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I guess I could learn
to like clogs.
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Just take your time, No Name.
Don't rush it.
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I'll just be right here.
You got this.
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If you could make something
with a square toe,
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that'd be great. Thanks.
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Aw.
Ugh! Terrible clog!
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You know,
there's always shark taming.
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That one's already taken.
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Oh. That's too bad.
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Hey, I have a great idea!
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Let's go pick
some Smurfberries.
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It's hard to feel bad with
a sack full of Smurfberries.
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Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,
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there is a gnawing emptiness
inside me
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that all the Smurfberries
in the land couldn't fill.
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It's hard to be
the odd Smurf out.
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I think I might know
a little something
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about that feeling.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I'm the only Smurf
created out of a block of clay
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by our mortal enemy,
the evil wizard Gargamel
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in the hopes of luring
all Smurfs to their doom.
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I mean, that was a lot
for me to process.
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So how do you handle that,
Smurfette?
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Well, I just think about
all the friends who love me
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and that I love back.
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And I get the strength
to keep on keeping on.
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You'll find your thing,
No Name. So don't give up.
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Thanks, Smurfette.
I cherish us.
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I cherish us too... infinity!
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I cherish you infinity times
infinity plus one.
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It's not a competition.
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But if it was, I'd cherish you
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infinity times infinity
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plus one times pi
times infinity,
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and I'd win.
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Smurfette's right.
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I need to stop dwelling
on what I don't have
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and start dwelling
on what I do.
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But why is that
so hard for me?
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♪ Who am I?
Where do I belong? ♪
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♪ Heavy heart, but I carry on ♪
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♪ Searching for the answers ♪
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♪ But I'm only
Moving backwards ♪
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♪ What they say ♪
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♪ When they think of me ♪
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♪ Does a name
Tell you anything? ♪
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♪ Does happy ever after ♪
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♪ Ever really happen? ♪
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♪ I'm always on the outside
Looking in ♪
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♪ Never finding nothing ♪
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♪ I'm always on the sidelines
In the end ♪
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♪ And you only see
The downside ♪
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♪ When you're always
On the outside ♪
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♪ I try to find a reason
To be strong ♪
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♪ I'm holding on
For something ♪
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♪ But no one ever knows
What's going on ♪
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♪ 'Cause you keep it
On the inside ♪
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♪ When you're always
On the outside ♪
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♪ Always on the outside ♪
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♪ When you're always
On the outside looking in ♪
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♪ Looking in ♪
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♪ I need a chance
To prove them all wrong ♪
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♪ And see the world
From the side I never walk on ♪
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♪ I know there's something
There for me ♪
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♪ I still believe ♪
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I wish I had my own thing.
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Aw, poor thing.
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It's in you.
You just need a little help.
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Uh-- What's happening? Whoa!
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Huh?
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♪ Hallelujah! Hallelujah! ♪
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♪ Hallelujah! ♪
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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What the shell?
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Sorry!
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Quick question:
What's going on?
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Um, well,
I wished for a thing and...
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You got magic!
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Smurfette!
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Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
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You seem to have
a bee in your bonnet.
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What's on your mind, No Name?
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It took 10,248 tries,
but I did it.
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I finally found my thing.
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Well, that's fantastic!
What is it?
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I know you said Smurfs
can't do magic.
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But I can.
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It's the thing I really wanted!
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Wait,
what are you talking about?
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He never stopped trying
to find his thing
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and I'm so proud.
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Show him!
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Okay, um...
...let's see, uh...
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Va-va-voom!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Stop!
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Sire, it's Joel! It's Joel!
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We found Smurf Village!
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Huh? Smurf Village?
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Wonderful, Joel!
How did we do that?
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There was an energy pulse
detected
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on our energy-pulse detector.
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Shall I send in your brother?
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Gargamel? Absolutely not.
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That imbecile
will only get in the way.
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Just initiate
extraction measures.
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Yes, Lord Razamel. Most evil.
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What is that?
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He found us.
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There's so much
I didn't tell you.
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Your Smurf location
hath been acquired!
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Everyone, listen to me!
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Your lives
are in terrible danger!
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Smurf Village
isn't safe anymore!
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We have an emergency plan
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in case
this very thing happened.
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Find Ken.
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Finekin? What does that mean?
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Find Ken!
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Oh, no, Papa's gone!
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Who will protect us now?
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Why?
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Wait, wait!
Everybody calm down.
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We need to be rational here.
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There's only one evil wizard
who would do this.
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Gargamel.
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No Name, use your magic
to find Gargamel.
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That is not your greatest idea.
I just got Papa Smurfnapped!
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Just focus. Concentrate.
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Okay. Gargamel.
Gargamel. Gargamel.
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Success!
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My sweet Azrael,
what sound do you think
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a Smurf makes
right before he expires?
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That's
the sound I imagined, too.
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You're such a delight,
my furry angel.
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Gargamel!
Yes? Huh?
257
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,301
Did you just speak human,
Azrael?
258
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:35,570
Show thyself!
259
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,408
Oh, it's Smurf Village.
260
00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:46,146
Oh, no,
not the evil wizard Gargamel.
261
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,851
Look, Azrael,
a poor abandoned Smurf.
262
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,755
Let's smoosh it.
263
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,456
Ha-ha. Sucker.
264
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,724
Huh?
265
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,228
All right, Gargamel.
Spill the beans.
266
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,933
What did you do with Papa?
Papa? Nothing!
267
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,768
Release me from this cage
at once!
268
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:09,904
Something tells me you're
not telling us everything.
269
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,673
You got Papa snatched.
270
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,173
If I had Papa Smurf,
271
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,375
I'd be gloating about it
right now.
272
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:19,747
Well, maybe we should give him
a makeover he'll never forget.
273
00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:21,683
Hey, Smurfs!
Hey, Clumsy.
274
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,150
Guys!
275
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,519
Is this--
276
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,721
Is this any--
277
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:29,256
It's just--
278
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,827
Didn't Papa say to find Ken?
279
00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:36,396
"Spin this track
from beginning to end
280
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:39,032
Through this portal
you'll find Ken."
281
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,536
- Thank you, Clumsy.
- You're welcome.
282
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:44,404
No Name, this is how
we're gonna get Papa back.
283
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:48,008
Let's do it.
284
00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:06,528
This is not going to end well.
285
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:12,065
I hate being eaten
by a grammy-phone.
286
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,669
Run away!
287
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:22,175
- Whoa.
- Whoa!
288
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,045
Whoa.
289
00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,381
What's happening?
290
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:30,150
We're obviously in some kind
of non-Newtonian portal.
291
00:17:30,284 --> 00:17:31,753
Where is it taking us?
292
00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:33,721
To the land of Ken.
293
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:41,829
Whoa. Whoo!
294
00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:16,731
Whoa.
295
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,169
Smurfette?
I'm here! Hefty?
296
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,538
Here! Worry?
297
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,506
Here. Brainy?
Present. Vanity?
298
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,975
Here! Grouchy?
299
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,811
Here. Unfortunately.
300
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:34,114
Where are all the mushrooms
and Smurfberries?
301
00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:35,683
Where are we?
302
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,554
It's Paris.
303
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:41,188
How do you know that,
Smurfette?
304
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,690
Je ne sais pas.
305
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:46,794
Je ne sais what now?
Uh, I'm not really sure.
306
00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:50,263
Let's just stick to the plan.
Find Ken, save Papa.
307
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,000
Let's go, Smurfs.
308
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,266
And Turtle.
309
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,637
And Turtle. Sorry.
310
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,383
Hello, fellow wizard members
311
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,184
of the Evil Alliance.
312
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,158
We cannot hear you.
313
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:21,996
Oh, oopsies. Sorry,
I was just, um, inquiring:
314
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:25,265
Did you all have fun weekends?
Cut the codswallop, Razamel!
315
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:27,267
We can't link
our four books together,
316
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,169
erase all goodness
and shroud the universe
317
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,905
in a cloud
of Dark Magic forever
318
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,875
if we only have three books!
319
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,409
That's just Logic 101.
320
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:37,145
Yes, and I feel
terrible about that,
321
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,081
and that's why
I'm super excited
322
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,482
to share some great news
with the council.
323
00:19:42,617 --> 00:19:45,019
Ah! You have your magic book?
324
00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:48,255
- Well, no, not that great.
- But I am so close.
325
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,258
He says that
every time, you know?
326
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,628
It's been 106 years!
327
00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:54,762
And Razamel,
328
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,197
how much longer
do we have to wait for you?
329
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,667
Do we need to replace you,
Razamel?
330
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:02,670
No! Please, no!
Sire, a word?
331
00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:05,238
Joel, I'm on
a very important Zoom.
332
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,373
It's them, sire.
333
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:08,275
Who them?
The them.
334
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,179
Quick bathroom break,
ladies and gents.
335
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,780
Thank you!
336
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,153
We're one step closer
to total evil dominance!
337
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,655
Huzzah for the bad guys!
338
00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,824
Huzzah, I say!
339
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:24,592
Yes, sire. Huzzah, indeed.
340
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,371
Why did we design the Zoom room
341
00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:40,942
so far away
from my evil lair, Joel?
342
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:43,177
Well, that's where
your laptop is, my lord.
343
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,146
My podcast
microphones are set up
344
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,048
in the Zoom room, Joel!
345
00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:52,019
Why wouldn't I use my podcast
microphones for my Zooms?
346
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:03,231
Yes! Papa!
347
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:07,001
One hundred years
in the making.
348
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:10,138
He hid, I seeked, and I won!
349
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,907
You've won nothing, Razamel.
350
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,577
Oh, really?
Who's in a jar in my evil lair?
351
00:21:16,711 --> 00:21:17,779
Hmm? Hmm?
352
00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:20,380
Where's the book?
Um... shoot.
353
00:21:20,515 --> 00:21:23,483
I don't know. I saw Papa,
and I grabbed him.
354
00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:24,552
Maybe it's in his pocket?
355
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:26,954
Look at him, Joel.
356
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:30,158
He's... He's the size of
a slice of apple pie.
357
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,424
Would a book fit
358
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:33,426
into a miniature
man's pockets, Joel?
359
00:21:33,561 --> 00:21:35,930
Uh, honestly, it would depend
on how big his pants were.
360
00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:37,932
Oh, go back
from whence you grabbed him
361
00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:39,901
and find that book! Now!
362
00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,068
Yes, sire.
363
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,374
It's good to see you,
Papa Smurf.
364
00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,510
I cannot say the same.
365
00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:51,012
Ah, I've got something!
366
00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:53,247
In the same portal
that picked up Papa Smurf.
367
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,414
Seize it, Joel!
368
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:57,484
Bring that magic book
back to me.
369
00:21:57,618 --> 00:22:02,757
Yes... yes... yes!
370
00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:09,997
What is this wretched place?
371
00:22:10,131 --> 00:22:10,932
Gargamel?
372
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:13,201
Razamel, you found me!
373
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,637
I knew you wouldn't leave your
own brother stranded forever!
374
00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:18,840
Oh, I missed you so much!
375
00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:21,909
Uh, yes, yes.
Reunited, and it feels so good.
376
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:25,313
Oh, and you're the one
who took Papa Smurf.
377
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,815
Well, all right, all right.
378
00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:29,817
Well done, baby bro.
379
00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:32,520
Too bad you didn't
get the rest of the Smurfs.
380
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:33,855
And you never will.
381
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,891
My Smurfs are hidden away,
safe and secure.
382
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:39,426
What did you do, Hefty?
383
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,862
I just asked 'em where Ken was!
384
00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:43,164
I don't think they speak Smurf.
385
00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:45,233
Don't bite my face!
386
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,436
Actually, a dog's bark
is worse than its bite.
387
00:23:00,681 --> 00:23:01,983
This way!
388
00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:10,390
Watch out! It's
a killer brush death machine!
389
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:32,445
I'm a bird! A beautiful bird.
390
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:59,073
Who are these guys?
City Smurfs.
391
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:03,044
Salut! My name's Moxie.
392
00:24:03,177 --> 00:24:05,813
And we're the International
Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.
393
00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:09,482
Paris Division.
394
00:24:11,218 --> 00:24:13,654
- Ooh. That sounds important.
- It is.
395
00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:15,957
What kind of Smurfs are you?
396
00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:18,225
Um, we are...
397
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:19,760
the standard kind.
398
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:22,096
Smurf Village Division.
399
00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:26,100
Smurf Village? Where's Papa?
400
00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:28,636
That's why we're here.
He told us to find Ken.
401
00:24:28,769 --> 00:24:30,237
We'll take you to him.
402
00:24:34,909 --> 00:24:37,178
We got you.
Follow us. Hup, hup, hup.
403
00:24:43,884 --> 00:24:46,120
Ken's inside the discotheque.
404
00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:03,604
Get across the dance floor.
405
00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:05,706
Avoid feet!
406
00:25:11,612 --> 00:25:13,614
♪ Please don't stop the music ♪
407
00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,883
♪ I wanna take you away ♪
408
00:25:16,017 --> 00:25:18,285
♪ Let's escape into the music ♪
409
00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:20,221
♪ DJ, let it play ♪
410
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:24,125
♪ I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this ♪
411
00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:26,127
♪ Keep on rockin' to it ♪
412
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,062
♪ Please don't stop the
Please don't stop the ♪
413
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,164
♪ Please don't stop the music ♪
414
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,935
♪ Baby, are you ready
'Cause it's gettin' close ♪
415
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:38,539
♪ Don't you feel the passion
Ready to explode ♪
416
00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:41,876
♪ ...just came here to party ♪
417
00:25:42,009 --> 00:25:44,445
♪ But now we're rockin'
On the dance floor ♪
418
00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:45,579
♪ Actin' naughty ♪
419
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:49,183
♪ ...hand in hand
Chest to chest ♪
420
00:25:49,316 --> 00:25:50,951
♪ And now we're face to face ♪
421
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:53,888
♪ I wanna take you away... ♪
422
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:58,025
Almost there.
Almost where?
423
00:26:00,027 --> 00:26:01,929
See you on the other side.
424
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:18,946
Wee!
425
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:27,421
So, where's Ken?
426
00:26:27,556 --> 00:26:28,789
I'm right here.
427
00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:32,259
Let me guess.
Papa Smurf's in trouble.
428
00:26:32,393 --> 00:26:36,163
How did you know that?
I'm Papa Smurf's brother.
429
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:37,431
We had a plan
430
00:26:37,566 --> 00:26:40,301
in case the worst thing
in the world ever happened.
431
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:42,603
And it looks like it just did.
432
00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:43,572
Oh.
433
00:26:43,704 --> 00:26:45,473
Uh, sorry about the mask.
434
00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:48,510
I was just doing
a quick exfoliation.
435
00:26:48,642 --> 00:26:50,211
I never have time
for self-care.
436
00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:53,380
I always make time.
437
00:26:53,515 --> 00:26:54,516
Is the book safe?
438
00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:56,050
What are you talking about?
439
00:26:56,183 --> 00:26:58,452
Papa never told you
about the magic book?
440
00:26:58,587 --> 00:26:59,954
Pardon me, Ken,
441
00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:01,922
but we didn't even know
Papa Smurf had a brother.
442
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:03,691
Don't take this the wrong way,
443
00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:06,393
but you Smurfs don't know
Smurf about Smurf.
444
00:27:06,528 --> 00:27:10,331
With all due respect,
Ken, we all Smurf.
445
00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:12,700
In fact, I've probably
personally Smurfed
446
00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,001
more than you'll ever Smurf.
447
00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:16,470
That sounds
like a load of Smurf.
448
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,372
Can you Smurf that Smurf up?
449
00:27:18,507 --> 00:27:19,874
I can Smurf that Smurf up
450
00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:21,208
and have it
delivered to your house.
451
00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:24,011
Hey, come on, Smurfs.
Stick a Smurf in it.
452
00:27:24,145 --> 00:27:25,045
Smurf that.
453
00:27:25,179 --> 00:27:27,047
I don't like his Smurfitude.
Ditto!
454
00:27:27,181 --> 00:27:30,117
Ditto infinity
times infinity plus six. I win.
455
00:27:30,251 --> 00:27:32,786
Let's just leave it at that.
Fine!
456
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,757
This is the handiwork
of the evil wizard Razamel.
457
00:27:36,891 --> 00:27:39,393
He plays for keeps.
How do you know that?
458
00:27:39,528 --> 00:27:42,296
The part that he plays
for keeps or the Razamel part?
459
00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:43,532
Well... both?
460
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,332
I know a lot of things, fella.
461
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:48,068
Cool. Cool.
All right.
462
00:27:48,202 --> 00:27:50,404
So let's go find
this Razamel and...
463
00:27:50,539 --> 00:27:51,739
And smash him!
464
00:27:51,872 --> 00:27:53,908
I like this guy.
465
00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,944
Let's get Papa Smurf back.
466
00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:59,648
"Let's"? You're staying here.
467
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,348
I don't work with amateurs.
468
00:28:01,482 --> 00:28:04,084
Well, joke's on you because
I like being called an amateur.
469
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:06,353
It means doing something
for the love of it.
470
00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:08,389
And that's me.
That's what I do.
471
00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:09,857
Love.
472
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:13,994
That and a dime'll get you
a phone call in 1986.
473
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:14,762
What?
474
00:28:14,895 --> 00:28:16,565
Exactly.
475
00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:17,932
You don't get it.
476
00:28:20,901 --> 00:28:22,970
Your enemies are everywhere.
477
00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:25,839
And you have to be ready
to take 'em out like that!
478
00:28:30,978 --> 00:28:32,780
That's one of the most
disturbing world views
479
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:34,114
I've ever encountered.
480
00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,183
Funny coming
from a bunch of Smurfs
481
00:28:36,317 --> 00:28:38,352
who don't even know
who they really are.
482
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:40,689
What's that supposed to mean?
It means...
483
00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:44,325
Smurfs are descendants
of mighty guardians.
484
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:47,562
We swore to protect
the four magic books
485
00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:49,930
from the
Alliance of Evil Wizards.
486
00:28:50,064 --> 00:28:53,300
But your Papa walked away.
487
00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:56,303
Why would Papa
keep that from us?
488
00:28:56,437 --> 00:28:58,305
You'd have to ask him.
489
00:28:58,439 --> 00:28:59,807
I will when we rescue him.
490
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,676
Oh, no,
you're not coming with me.
491
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,678
Oh! We'd love to come with you!
492
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:06,814
No! I just said
the 100% opposite of that.
493
00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:08,949
Yay, we're going!
494
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,652
So, how do we do this?
495
00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:12,186
Yeah, how do we do this?
496
00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:14,989
Okay.
497
00:29:15,122 --> 00:29:17,858
We do this
by storming Razamel's castle,
498
00:29:17,992 --> 00:29:19,426
and we take no prisoners!
499
00:29:19,561 --> 00:29:21,996
Except for Papa.
We'll make sure and grab him.
500
00:29:22,129 --> 00:29:25,567
Hold down the fort, Moxie.
Roger that, Captain Ken.
501
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,034
Did you bring the turntable?
502
00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,903
The old-timey one?
No, we just went through it.
503
00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:32,239
Come on, guys.
The last one through
504
00:29:32,373 --> 00:29:34,108
is supposed to bring
the turntable!
505
00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:36,110
How do we make a portal now?
506
00:29:36,243 --> 00:29:37,911
We're not mind readers, ace.
507
00:29:38,045 --> 00:29:39,413
And it doesn't matter,
508
00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:41,382
'cause my friend can
get us there with his magic.
509
00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:43,350
I never heard of a magic Smurf.
510
00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:47,154
My magic confidence
is at a soft "four" right now.
511
00:29:47,288 --> 00:29:50,891
Failure is the best teacher,
No Name. Dare to fail.
512
00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:53,193
Failure would actually be bad.
513
00:29:53,695 --> 00:29:55,829
Papa's counting on us.
514
00:29:56,430 --> 00:29:58,365
Okay, Magic Smurf...
515
00:29:58,499 --> 00:30:03,070
...take us to Razamel's castle!
516
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:06,373
Uh...
517
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:10,679
Give it another shot, No Name.
518
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:11,879
Okay.
519
00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:15,750
Come on, come on.
520
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:18,852
Take us to Razamel's castle.
521
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,854
Please.
522
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:30,030
This is good!
523
00:30:30,164 --> 00:30:33,601
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
once removed.
524
00:30:34,902 --> 00:30:38,038
You need some serious therapy
and a hug.
525
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,850
Well, they're all going to die.
526
00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:52,886
Oh, look. He hates this.
527
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,390
This is so much fun!
528
00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:58,092
Wow.
529
00:30:58,225 --> 00:30:59,694
Can you believe
it's been 62 years
530
00:30:59,828 --> 00:31:03,397
since you sent me on my mission
to infiltrate Smurf Village?
531
00:31:03,531 --> 00:31:04,599
Remember?
532
00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:06,400
Oh, yes. Yes, I do.
533
00:31:06,534 --> 00:31:08,703
I just didn't think
you'd ever do it.
534
00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:11,338
You're hilarious!
Didn't you get my emails?
535
00:31:11,472 --> 00:31:13,842
No.
They must have gone to spam.
536
00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:15,976
Spam?
Why would they go to spam?
537
00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:17,612
Fine! I blocked you.
538
00:31:17,746 --> 00:31:19,681
You blocked me? Why?
539
00:31:19,814 --> 00:31:22,149
We can discuss
all of this brotherly business
540
00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:24,885
later during a sidebar.
But for now...
541
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,987
Where is the magic book,
Papa Smurf?
542
00:31:27,121 --> 00:31:29,858
It's gone. I destroyed it.
543
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:32,159
You are the worst liar.
544
00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:34,261
I know you didn't.
You know why?
545
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:36,897
Why?
Because you're weak!
546
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,099
Like your best friend, Ron.
547
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:40,835
Don't you talk about Ron!
548
00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:43,036
Look how upset he gets!
549
00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:45,707
Don't worry,
I'll get you to talk.
550
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,307
Those other blue rat monkeys
551
00:31:47,441 --> 00:31:49,844
must have taken
the magic book with them.
552
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:52,580
Where are your Smurfs now,
Papa?
553
00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:53,748
I'll never tell!
554
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:56,518
I have something, sire!
What is it?
555
00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:58,919
The energy-pulse detector
picked up a fresh portal.
556
00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:01,155
The Smurfs are trying to
infiltrate the castle.
557
00:32:01,288 --> 00:32:03,390
Fortunately, our force field
knocked them off course.
558
00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:07,027
And I know exactly
where it's sending them.
559
00:32:07,161 --> 00:32:08,897
Joel? Let's go.
560
00:32:09,029 --> 00:32:10,230
Wait, you're taking him?
561
00:32:10,364 --> 00:32:12,933
Uh, Joel is my favorite
hench-minion.
562
00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:19,473
It worked!
563
00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:22,042
It did if you were
trying to kill us.
564
00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:23,778
Brace for impact!
565
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,649
I think I just
Smurfed my pants.
566
00:32:29,717 --> 00:32:31,418
Hug the walls!
567
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:43,698
Uh, this doesn't
feel like Razamel's castle.
568
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,633
That's because it's not.
569
00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:47,401
This is bad.
570
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:48,603
Oh, no.
571
00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:51,138
Turns out our magic Smurf here
is a bit of a dud.
572
00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:54,074
Maybe you ought to just
stick to clog-making.
573
00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:57,579
We've been bounced to
the inter-portal way station
574
00:32:57,712 --> 00:33:00,515
in the Australian Outback.
575
00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:04,752
And now we have to deal
with the Snooterpoots.
576
00:33:04,886 --> 00:33:06,521
Snooterpoots?
577
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:09,557
They're tricky creatures
who survive out here
578
00:33:09,691 --> 00:33:13,327
by taking advantage
of lost inter-portal travelers.
579
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:15,429
They like cake.
580
00:33:15,563 --> 00:33:18,098
Here, hold this cake inside
that rock until they bite.
581
00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:20,167
Bite? Why do I have to do it?
582
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,570
I don't want to lose an arm.
Don't be a bully, Ken.
583
00:33:22,704 --> 00:33:23,505
I'll do it.
584
00:33:23,638 --> 00:33:25,138
No, no, I got us
into this mess.
585
00:33:25,272 --> 00:33:28,408
If anyone needs
to lose an arm, it'll be me.
586
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:45,527
Hold it out!
587
00:33:49,797 --> 00:33:51,031
No Name!
588
00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:14,856
Keep your hands and feet inside
the vehicle at all times.
589
00:34:14,989 --> 00:34:16,758
Vehicle?
And watch your pockets.
590
00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:19,727
Hey! My glasses! I need those!
591
00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:23,831
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
592
00:34:23,965 --> 00:34:26,935
What's going on?
I can't see anything.
593
00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,637
Trust me, it's a good thing
you can't see what's coming.
594
00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:46,754
Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.
595
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:49,122
Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.
596
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,868
Double double chocolate
with extra chocolate
597
00:35:01,002 --> 00:35:02,469
from Fou de Patisserie, Paris.
598
00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:05,006
That can only mean one thing.
599
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:06,440
Hello, Kenneth.
600
00:35:06,574 --> 00:35:07,709
Mama Poot.
601
00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:09,677
Am I that predictable?
602
00:35:09,811 --> 00:35:13,480
Well, obviously not or I'd have
known you'd skip town on me.
603
00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:16,183
Oh, come on.
We'll always have Paris.
604
00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:17,317
Ooh la la.
605
00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,524
Look, Mama, I-I can explain.
606
00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:25,627
Save it for your bridge club,
tough guy.
607
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,694
Words are cheap.
608
00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,796
Actions are what matters.
609
00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:30,932
Actions and, uh, cake.
610
00:35:31,065 --> 00:35:34,301
Well... looks like
things worked out.
611
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,938
You're doing pretty all right
for yourself.
612
00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:39,373
Yeah, Kenneth,
business is booming.
613
00:35:39,507 --> 00:35:40,675
Every yahoo thinks they can
614
00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:43,011
navigate the multiverse
these days, so...
615
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:43,978
Ow!
616
00:35:44,112 --> 00:35:45,913
Hey, that's permanent!
617
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:49,083
Looks like you
yahoos could use a lift.
618
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,953
Yeah. We really could.
619
00:35:52,086 --> 00:35:53,186
It's an emergency.
620
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,556
Ah, it always is.
621
00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:58,026
It's gonna cost ya.
We brought cake.
622
00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,226
Lots of cake.
623
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:01,696
You swindling scoundrels!
624
00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,197
You don't get to talk
to my Poots like that,
625
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:05,499
you hear me?
626
00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:07,635
Don't listen to him,
my shaggy babies.
627
00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:11,072
The emotionally unavailable
Smurf didn't mean it.
628
00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:12,272
Okay?
629
00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:15,009
Great. Now I'm all out of cake.
630
00:36:15,143 --> 00:36:16,209
Stop it.
631
00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,745
You know, I also take cash.
632
00:36:17,879 --> 00:36:20,247
Or a watch.
633
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,216
But Mama Poot, this was a gift
from my grandpa.
634
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,519
Give her the watch, Ken.
635
00:36:24,652 --> 00:36:26,453
Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.
636
00:36:26,587 --> 00:36:27,655
Jeez.
637
00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:29,657
Thank you.
638
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:33,695
All right, Snooterpoots,
it's showtime!
639
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:41,401
Well, ticktock. Where to?
Meter's running.
640
00:36:41,536 --> 00:36:43,137
Razamel's castle.
641
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:44,572
Oh, no, no, no.
642
00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:46,440
Heck no. No, sir.
Not interested. Deal's off.
643
00:36:46,574 --> 00:36:47,875
What do you mean,
the deal's off?
644
00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,110
Here.
645
00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,679
This is just the wristband.
Ah, fine!
646
00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:53,514
Okay, look,
h-here's how this goes.
647
00:36:53,648 --> 00:36:55,817
You never saw me,
we never talked,
this never happened.
648
00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:58,586
You can't back out now.
Papa Smurf is in trouble.
649
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,288
Guilt doesn't work
on me, sister.
650
00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:03,390
Please, Mama Poot,
we have to save Papa.
651
00:37:03,524 --> 00:37:04,792
Just drop us off.
652
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:06,861
No one will ever have to know
you were involved.
653
00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:10,064
The Alliance of Evil Wizards
knows everything.
654
00:37:10,198 --> 00:37:13,201
Nobody, and I mean nobody,
655
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:15,536
comes back
from Razamel's castle alive.
656
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,206
The walls of the moat
are made of the bones
657
00:37:18,338 --> 00:37:19,372
of the ones who tried.
658
00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,779
Um... okay.
659
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,414
We've got a magic Smurf.
660
00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:29,650
Maybe he can stop
those wizards.
661
00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:32,620
So you're telling me
your magic is strong enough
662
00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:35,189
to take on
the whole evil enchilada?
663
00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:38,559
The whole evil enchilada--
what-what is that?
664
00:37:38,693 --> 00:37:42,462
These wizards have one goal
in mind:
665
00:37:42,597 --> 00:37:44,766
To rule the world with evil
666
00:37:44,899 --> 00:37:49,070
by getting rid of all
the goodness in the universe.
667
00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:52,907
And nothing will stand
in their way.
668
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:57,444
So tell me, Magic Smurf,
how you gonna handle that?
669
00:37:58,212 --> 00:38:00,047
I will tell you how.
670
00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,483
No Name, come back!
671
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,354
No Name!
672
00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,391
No Name, stop!
673
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,662
I can't do it.
674
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:18,065
I can't take on
the whole enchilada.
675
00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:26,908
I don't have it in me,
Smurfette.
676
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:29,710
I know I'm gonna
let everyone down.
677
00:38:29,844 --> 00:38:31,444
Hey, don't beat yourself up.
678
00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:33,114
Pressure gets to all of us.
679
00:38:33,247 --> 00:38:35,616
You just have to believe
in yourself.
680
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,752
Yeah, but I-I don't even know
681
00:38:37,885 --> 00:38:40,521
how I'm doing
all this magic stuff.
682
00:38:40,655 --> 00:38:42,023
This isn't me.
683
00:38:42,156 --> 00:38:44,859
I can't face off
against a powerful wizard.
684
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:45,660
Listen.
685
00:38:45,793 --> 00:38:46,928
That voice inside your head
686
00:38:47,061 --> 00:38:48,996
telling you
you're not good enough?
687
00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:50,765
That voice is not who you are.
688
00:38:50,898 --> 00:38:53,901
You're the only one
who notices that voice.
689
00:38:54,035 --> 00:38:54,969
Whoa!
690
00:38:55,102 --> 00:38:56,403
Yeah, "whoa".
691
00:38:56,537 --> 00:38:58,906
You just need to decide
who you want to be,
692
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,876
and every day you'll
become yourself a little more.
693
00:39:02,009 --> 00:39:03,144
And before you know it,
694
00:39:03,277 --> 00:39:04,879
that voice will go away.
695
00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:06,479
It worked for me.
696
00:39:07,915 --> 00:39:12,520
♪ I know what's on your mind ♪
697
00:39:12,653 --> 00:39:15,056
♪ I've been there, too ♪
698
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:18,226
♪ One too many times ♪
699
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:22,263
♪ It's time to let go ♪
700
00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:24,232
♪ Go live your life ♪
701
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:27,702
♪ You've got a story ♪
702
00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:30,171
♪ That you got to write ♪
703
00:39:30,304 --> 00:39:33,808
♪ You were born to be great
Born to be real ♪
704
00:39:33,941 --> 00:39:36,143
♪ Born to be wild ♪
705
00:39:36,277 --> 00:39:39,680
♪ You were born to have faith
Faith in yourself ♪
706
00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:43,017
♪ Born to survive ♪
707
00:39:43,784 --> 00:39:46,954
♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
708
00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:49,690
♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
709
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:52,727
♪ When the world says
Give it up ♪
710
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,863
♪ Keep going
'Cause you're onto something ♪
711
00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:01,468
♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
712
00:40:04,772 --> 00:40:07,775
♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
713
00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:13,413
♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
714
00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:21,889
♪ So when you feel
Like nothing works ♪
715
00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:24,859
♪ When you try
But it's getting worse ♪
716
00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:26,527
♪ Getting harder
By the minute ♪
717
00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:28,029
♪ You don't have
To be a cynic ♪
718
00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:29,563
♪ You don't have
To have a limit ♪
719
00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:32,566
♪ The universe is telling us ♪
720
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,269
♪ There's something
More to life ♪
721
00:40:35,403 --> 00:40:40,708
♪ But you've been only seeing
What's in front of your eyes ♪
722
00:40:40,841 --> 00:40:44,245
♪ You were born to be great
Born to be real ♪
723
00:40:44,378 --> 00:40:46,747
♪ Born to be wild ♪
724
00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:50,151
♪ You were born to have faith
Faith in yourself ♪
725
00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:53,287
♪ Born to survive ♪
726
00:40:54,188 --> 00:40:57,457
♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
727
00:40:57,591 --> 00:41:00,061
♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
728
00:41:00,194 --> 00:41:02,897
♪ When the world says
Give it up ♪
729
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:06,133
♪ Keep going
'Cause you're onto something ♪
730
00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:11,973
♪ Don't ever let anyone ♪
731
00:41:15,009 --> 00:41:17,878
♪ Say you're not anyone ♪
732
00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:30,324
You feeling better?
Yeah.
733
00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:33,527
The part with the kangaroos
was a little weird, though.
734
00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:37,531
What was that?
I don't know.
735
00:41:40,267 --> 00:41:41,235
No.
736
00:41:41,369 --> 00:41:43,004
Snooterpoot Village!
737
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:44,205
Come on.
738
00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:48,809
Mama Poot! What happened?
739
00:41:48,943 --> 00:41:50,611
Razamel took two
of my Snooterpoots
740
00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:52,179
and the rest of you Smurfs.
741
00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:54,281
He just took 'em!
He took 'em back to his castle.
742
00:41:54,415 --> 00:41:55,383
Razamel was here?
743
00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:56,650
Oh, yes, he was.
744
00:41:56,784 --> 00:41:58,452
And he just made
the biggest mistake
745
00:41:58,586 --> 00:42:00,855
of his miserable little life.
746
00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:02,723
You still want a piece of him?
747
00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:04,525
Oh, yeah.
748
00:42:04,658 --> 00:42:06,293
We'll take the Scream Buggy.
749
00:42:06,427 --> 00:42:08,295
And I'm driving!
750
00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:09,997
The Scream What-y?
751
00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:12,233
Why is it called
the Scream Buggy?
752
00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:15,002
Well, she runs on the fuel
of your fear.
753
00:42:15,136 --> 00:42:16,037
What? Why?
754
00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,271
Ha!
755
00:42:17,405 --> 00:42:19,140
No idea.
756
00:42:21,275 --> 00:42:22,576
Huh?
757
00:42:31,752 --> 00:42:32,787
Buckle up!
758
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,523
Hold onto your little
Smurf nubs!
759
00:42:34,655 --> 00:42:36,390
I'm out.
You can do this.
760
00:42:36,525 --> 00:42:38,192
You! Brick me!
761
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:47,334
Yeah, yeah!
762
00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:50,137
More fear! More fear!
763
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:00,281
More fear!
764
00:43:06,487 --> 00:43:09,323
It's raining Smurfs!
765
00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:10,624
Hallelujah!
766
00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:13,260
Oh, my sweet Smurfs. Come here.
767
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:14,428
Papa!
768
00:43:14,563 --> 00:43:16,597
Let me look at you.
Are you okay?
769
00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,533
We were so worried about you.
770
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:19,667
Especially me.
771
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,836
Oh, I could never
forgive myself
772
00:43:21,969 --> 00:43:23,037
if any of you were harmed.
773
00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:25,540
Joel, please hang
my travel cape.
774
00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:28,476
Joel, what do you call
a group of Smurfs?
775
00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:31,345
A gaggle? A herd? A troop?
776
00:43:31,479 --> 00:43:32,680
A murder?
777
00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,815
Let us out of here, Razamel!
778
00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:37,418
Oh, way to give it
thirty percent, Papa Smurf.
779
00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:38,686
Great stuff.
780
00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,589
Now give me my book.
781
00:43:40,721 --> 00:43:43,157
We told you we don't have it!
782
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:45,560
And where is
my so-called brother?
783
00:43:45,693 --> 00:43:47,728
He's relaxing
with his feline associate
784
00:43:47,862 --> 00:43:48,863
in the solarium, sire.
785
00:43:48,996 --> 00:43:52,199
Oh, how I hate that cat!
786
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:54,034
Um, could we accidentally
787
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,704
help it shed its mortal coil,
Joel, my dear?
788
00:43:56,837 --> 00:43:58,172
As you wish, lord sire.
789
00:43:58,305 --> 00:43:59,006
Joel!
790
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,108
Fetch me a Clamato. Room temp.
791
00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:03,711
Hey, what about us?
792
00:44:03,844 --> 00:44:06,313
Prisoners don't
get clam drinks!
793
00:44:06,447 --> 00:44:10,484
But I do have another treat
in store for you.
794
00:44:10,619 --> 00:44:13,921
I hope you like... party games.
795
00:44:14,054 --> 00:44:15,590
We're going to play one called:
796
00:44:15,756 --> 00:44:16,824
Let's Squish A Smurf
797
00:44:16,957 --> 00:44:18,325
Every Time Papa Doesn't Tell Me
798
00:44:18,459 --> 00:44:19,994
Where The Last Magic Book Is
799
00:44:20,127 --> 00:44:22,463
Till All You Smurfs
Are Squashed!
800
00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:26,500
That doesn't sound
like a fun game.
801
00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:29,937
Joel, be a doll and move
these fetid degenerate goblins
802
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:32,206
to the Squishadrome
for to squash.
803
00:44:36,645 --> 00:44:39,146
I warned you
about getting complacent.
804
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,483
Smurfs,
can you give us a minute?
805
00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:48,722
The book is still safe.
But why are my Smurfs here?
806
00:44:48,856 --> 00:44:50,391
It's way too dangerous.
807
00:44:50,525 --> 00:44:53,160
Well, maybe if you hadn't been
hiding away in Smurf Village
808
00:44:53,294 --> 00:44:55,630
for the past 100 years
none of us would be in trouble.
809
00:44:55,763 --> 00:44:58,065
You know
I had my reasons for that.
810
00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:00,868
Do you think Ron
would have just walked away?
811
00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:04,238
Uh, who's Ron?
812
00:45:05,206 --> 00:45:07,908
Whoo!
813
00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:09,777
Bringing her in hot!
814
00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:11,378
Ow!
815
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:19,220
That cleared out the sinuses.
816
00:45:20,555 --> 00:45:22,489
Hey! You dead?
817
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:24,526
That was absolutely terrifying.
818
00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:26,293
I think I swallowed my gum.
819
00:45:26,427 --> 00:45:30,197
I'm coming for ya, Poots!
Mama's coming for her babies!
820
00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:32,466
It might be good
to not yell so much
821
00:45:32,601 --> 00:45:33,602
and give away our location.
822
00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:36,036
Right, right. Ah, okay.
823
00:45:37,972 --> 00:45:40,174
What is this place?
824
00:45:40,307 --> 00:45:45,746
Munich, autobahn,
Razamel's stupid castle.
825
00:45:48,650 --> 00:45:52,386
He thinks it's so spooky.
826
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,887
So how do we get in there?
827
00:45:54,021 --> 00:45:56,123
Well,
it's an impenetrable fortress,
828
00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:58,959
so we're gonna
have to sneak in.
829
00:45:59,093 --> 00:46:00,695
Okay,
let's get some ideas going.
830
00:46:00,828 --> 00:46:02,997
You know,
blue-sky time, no judgments.
831
00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:04,633
We pole-vault over the wall.
832
00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:07,602
That's a terrible idea!
And that's a judgment.
833
00:46:07,736 --> 00:46:10,505
Maybe we can exploit a weakness
834
00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:12,273
no wizard can resist.
835
00:46:12,406 --> 00:46:15,543
What kind of weakness?
A fried weakness.
836
00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:19,514
- Your food is here.
- Who ordered this?
837
00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:20,981
Razamel Q. Wizard.
838
00:46:21,115 --> 00:46:22,850
Mmm. That sounds right.
839
00:46:22,983 --> 00:46:24,918
He complains when
his tunic gets too tight
840
00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:27,254
but he's the one
who gets himself in this mess.
841
00:46:35,429 --> 00:46:38,165
So you can just order
any kind of food from anywhere?
842
00:46:38,299 --> 00:46:39,333
Absolutely.
843
00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,802
Just make sure you
tip the driver ahead of time
844
00:46:41,935 --> 00:46:43,237
or they'll lick everything.
845
00:46:43,772 --> 00:46:45,039
Okay, here's the plan.
846
00:46:45,172 --> 00:46:47,007
We'll sneak into the castle
inside this bag
847
00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,777
and when we get delivered
to Razamel,
848
00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:51,680
kablammo! We save everything.
849
00:46:52,647 --> 00:46:55,015
We should have gotten
more fries. I'm a stress eater.
850
00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:58,352
Mmm. Oh! That's good.
851
00:47:02,289 --> 00:47:04,091
Oh, it's the quill pen
852
00:47:04,224 --> 00:47:07,261
that my great-great-great
grandfather Zazamel
853
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:09,163
used to sign
the Treaty of the Alliance
854
00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:11,700
of Intergalactic Wizards.
855
00:47:11,832 --> 00:47:13,768
Razamel always
worshipped this pen.
856
00:47:17,838 --> 00:47:19,306
Uh...
857
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,842
I'll just put it behind this.
858
00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:23,077
Enjoying the solarium?
859
00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:25,946
Yes! Uh, very much. Thank you.
860
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,750
You're probably admiring
Dadah's urn.
861
00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,050
This is Dadah?
862
00:47:30,184 --> 00:47:33,287
Oh, yes!
Dadah in all his glory.
863
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,456
Sometimes,
when no one's looking,
864
00:47:35,590 --> 00:47:37,792
I sprinkle him
into Joel's protein shakes.
865
00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:39,159
You know,
866
00:47:39,293 --> 00:47:42,229
Dadah always
wanted us to rule together.
867
00:47:42,363 --> 00:47:44,699
Remember how he said
that was going to happen?
868
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,934
And rule together we shall!
869
00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:52,439
Once we get our hands
on that Jaunty Grimoire,
870
00:47:52,574 --> 00:47:53,474
the whole universe
871
00:47:53,608 --> 00:47:56,210
will be under
the darkly magic control
872
00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:59,446
of the Intergalactic
Alliance of Wizards.
873
00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:01,148
And finally,
874
00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:05,419
all goodness shall be
eradicated forevermore.
875
00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,187
Sounds amazing!
876
00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:09,791
So you'll introduce me
to the Alliance, then?
877
00:48:09,957 --> 00:48:11,992
Of course! Proudly!
878
00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:16,063
But first, what do you schay
we schmoosh some Schmurfs?
879
00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:19,534
I'd say that sounds like
music to my ears!
880
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:22,102
And, hey, I just wanted to say
881
00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:25,673
I'm so glad to be back
and that we're together again.
882
00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:27,408
I love you, Razamel!
883
00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:30,612
Best friend
brother friend brother.
884
00:48:30,745 --> 00:48:31,979
Love.
885
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,916
Ah, well, ditto I'm sure.
886
00:48:38,218 --> 00:48:39,521
Come along, Azrael.
887
00:48:39,654 --> 00:48:42,624
We're going to watch
the Smurfs get squashed.
888
00:48:54,968 --> 00:48:56,504
Absolutely repulsive.
889
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,709
We're inside the castle.
890
00:49:09,517 --> 00:49:11,820
Maybe you should slow down
on the fries.
891
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:14,087
You're right. Just one more.
892
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:17,024
Are the plates ready?
Yes, sir.
893
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,026
Hand!
894
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:21,094
Ooh, ring!
No ring, Mama.
895
00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,697
Where's Terry the food taster?
896
00:49:22,831 --> 00:49:25,966
I don't know, on break?
Fine, I'll taste it.
897
00:49:26,099 --> 00:49:27,702
But if I die, I'll kill Terry!
898
00:49:28,937 --> 00:49:30,137
Wait a minute.
899
00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:31,639
Did you forget
to order fries again?
900
00:49:31,773 --> 00:49:33,307
You ate all the fries!
901
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,142
I love salty
potato-based treats
902
00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:36,711
and I will not
apologize for that.
903
00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,813
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't make the order.
904
00:49:38,947 --> 00:49:39,881
Just check again.
905
00:49:40,013 --> 00:49:41,148
What do we do now?
906
00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:42,717
I don't know.
Can you magic some up?
907
00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:45,185
Hand incoming!
908
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:48,690
O magic powers from
up on high, bring us fries.
909
00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:50,758
Bring us fries!
910
00:49:50,892 --> 00:49:51,992
Oh, here they are.
911
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:54,529
Onion rings!
Who ordered this garbage?
912
00:49:54,662 --> 00:49:56,296
They're Razamel's favorite.
913
00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:59,567
How did you know that?
No idea. It just came to me.
914
00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:02,169
This way.
915
00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:28,495
Oh.
916
00:50:31,265 --> 00:50:33,100
Ready, Joel?
917
00:50:37,772 --> 00:50:40,642
Oh, good, it works.
First Smurf, please.
918
00:50:40,775 --> 00:50:43,443
Please, Razamel!
Don't hurt my Smurfs.
919
00:50:43,578 --> 00:50:46,113
Then tell me
where the magic book is.
920
00:50:46,246 --> 00:50:47,916
Somewhere you'll never find it!
921
00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:50,752
Then let's loosen those lips!
922
00:50:50,885 --> 00:50:53,320
Who shall we squash first?
923
00:50:53,453 --> 00:50:54,956
Eeny...
924
00:50:55,088 --> 00:50:56,791
meeny, miney--
925
00:50:56,925 --> 00:50:57,825
I'll go.
926
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:05,900
Hear that?
927
00:51:06,034 --> 00:51:08,736
That's the clicking sound
of evil.
928
00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:16,744
Let's go Smurf that wizard up.
929
00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:26,521
Last chance, Papa!
930
00:51:28,623 --> 00:51:31,091
We're here...
to save everything!
931
00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:35,395
Deal with my awesomeness.
932
00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:40,100
My, those are dated moves
for such a bold entrance.
933
00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:42,804
State your business, stranger.
934
00:51:42,937 --> 00:51:45,272
Free Papa Smurf at once!
935
00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:47,642
And give me back my babies!
936
00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:48,710
Or what?
937
00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:50,845
Or I shall uncork
all of my awesomeness
938
00:51:50,979 --> 00:51:53,548
all over this place!
939
00:51:54,048 --> 00:51:55,783
Wha--
Huh?
940
00:51:58,753 --> 00:52:01,723
There must be a cat in here.
Is there a cat in here?
941
00:52:03,091 --> 00:52:06,094
I knew it!
Man, the dander gets me.
942
00:52:06,226 --> 00:52:08,663
Is that what I think it is?
Uh-oh.
943
00:52:08,796 --> 00:52:09,764
Could it be?
944
00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:12,199
Jaunty Grimoire!
945
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:15,536
Oh! I knew
you couldn't hide forever.
946
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:17,939
I thought you said
the magic book was safe!
947
00:52:18,072 --> 00:52:20,041
How long have you been
on my head?
948
00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:21,943
And how did I not
feel you there?
949
00:52:22,076 --> 00:52:24,277
I have soft hands. And feet.
950
00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:26,848
And I've only been up there
since you made a wish.
951
00:52:26,981 --> 00:52:29,017
Cha-cha-cha!
952
00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:30,918
I'm magic!
953
00:52:31,586 --> 00:52:34,922
Wait. Were you doing the magic?
954
00:52:35,056 --> 00:52:37,357
Um, yeah, kind of.
955
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:40,360
Yeah, but
the moonwalking was all you.
956
00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:44,132
Yeah, actually,
that was me, too.
957
00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:46,400
I didn't even do the moonwalk?
958
00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:49,837
There's no such thing
as a magic Smurf.
959
00:52:49,971 --> 00:52:52,974
Chin up, pal.
Don't quit on yourself.
960
00:52:53,107 --> 00:52:54,742
You made a wish for a thing,
961
00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:57,745
so I just gave you
a little head start.
962
00:52:57,879 --> 00:53:00,782
You got a lot more magic in you
than you think.
963
00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:04,118
You just got to let it out.
964
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:06,219
Oh! There's Papa! Hey, Papa!
965
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,623
Thank you for bringing
the final magic book
966
00:53:08,756 --> 00:53:10,058
right to me.
967
00:53:10,223 --> 00:53:12,760
Oh, look who it is!
968
00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:15,830
It's our lost little
wizard girl family member.
969
00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:18,933
I'm not part of your family,
you freak.
970
00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:20,333
Tut-tut.
971
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:23,270
Methinks these voluminous
Polaroid photo albums
972
00:53:23,403 --> 00:53:25,006
from your childhood...
Huh?
973
00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:27,008
...would tell a different tale.
974
00:53:27,141 --> 00:53:29,143
Here you are
when you were clay.
975
00:53:29,276 --> 00:53:31,079
Oh, here you are
throwing horseshoes
976
00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,647
at a Sunday barbecue.
977
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:35,382
Ooh! And look at you laughing
at the caricaturist
978
00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:37,919
who drew you
in front of the Eiffel Tower.
979
00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:39,654
That's me?
980
00:53:39,787 --> 00:53:43,191
You may have looked different,
but you were always one of us.
981
00:53:43,925 --> 00:53:45,660
Why don't I remember
any of this?
982
00:53:45,793 --> 00:53:49,197
Oh, and here you are enjoying
the wizard's favorite snack,
983
00:53:49,329 --> 00:53:50,263
French fries.
984
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:52,633
Oh, how you loved your fries!
985
00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,802
That's a lie! I hate fries!
986
00:53:54,936 --> 00:53:55,903
Huh?
987
00:53:56,037 --> 00:53:58,106
I knew I didn't like her
for a reason.
988
00:53:58,238 --> 00:53:59,306
She's the darn enemy!
989
00:53:59,439 --> 00:54:01,142
No, I'm a Smurf!
990
00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:05,646
And P.S., news flash, and FYI,
that's not who I am now.
991
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:09,083
You can never change
what you really are.
992
00:54:09,217 --> 00:54:12,987
Don't listen to him, Smurfette!
You're with us, now and always.
993
00:54:13,121 --> 00:54:15,857
That's right! I'm with him.
And them.
994
00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:18,325
You're sure about that?
995
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,862
You did exactly what
you were created to do.
996
00:54:20,995 --> 00:54:23,731
You brought me Papa Smurf
and Jaunty.
997
00:54:23,865 --> 00:54:26,667
The final piece
of the evil puzzle.
998
00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:29,971
Ergo ipso delicto... I win.
999
00:54:30,538 --> 00:54:32,039
Time to rule the universe.
1000
00:54:32,173 --> 00:54:34,175
I want to stay with Papa. Papa!
1001
00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:35,375
Jaunty Grimoire!
1002
00:54:35,510 --> 00:54:37,344
What a wonderful moment.
1003
00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:40,380
Too bad it has to be
interrupted by... reality!
1004
00:54:40,515 --> 00:54:43,184
No!
Chiballog badoo!
1005
00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:44,752
Bomba gee joo--
1006
00:54:44,886 --> 00:54:47,354
Wait a minute.
What am I reading?
1007
00:54:49,056 --> 00:54:50,658
Ah, yes, that's better.
1008
00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:55,596
May dark power course through
your pages now and forever!
1009
00:54:56,531 --> 00:54:58,298
I don't want to be evil!
1010
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:08,441
I... am... Grimoire.
1011
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:10,978
No!
Yes.
1012
00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:14,381
Well, thanks for saving me
a lot of squish time. See ya!
1013
00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:17,151
Wait. I'm not going with you?
1014
00:55:17,285 --> 00:55:18,653
To meet with the other wizards?
1015
00:55:18,786 --> 00:55:21,522
Um, that's a big fat no!
1016
00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:24,625
This is the end of the road
for you, Gargamel.
1017
00:55:24,759 --> 00:55:27,195
But you said "Ditto"
when I said I loved you.
1018
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:29,496
I lied.
I'm telling Mother!
1019
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:33,134
Mother never respected you...
or your stupid cat.
1020
00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:37,672
Goodbye, Smurfs,
and so long, brother...
1021
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:39,273
forever!
1022
00:55:50,151 --> 00:55:52,452
I'm so sorry, everyone.
1023
00:55:52,587 --> 00:55:53,788
I'm sorry, too.
1024
00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:55,823
This is my first job
out of college, though.
1025
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:57,658
I need a good review
on my LinkedIn.
1026
00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,527
Well, you're not getting one
from me.
1027
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:01,929
Fair enough.
1028
00:56:02,063 --> 00:56:04,699
That's pretty impressive
engineering.
1029
00:56:04,832 --> 00:56:07,768
I can't believe I'm the one
who's gonna get smashed.
1030
00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:11,138
At least I'll be thin.
1031
00:56:11,272 --> 00:56:12,940
I'm gonna miss you guys.
1032
00:56:13,074 --> 00:56:15,610
- I love you.
- Huh.
1033
00:56:26,287 --> 00:56:29,690
What? What are you doing?!
It doesn't go down like this.
1034
00:56:29,824 --> 00:56:31,525
Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs
1035
00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:34,427
with the fury of
a thousand burning suns,
1036
00:56:34,562 --> 00:56:36,631
but I loathe my brother more
1037
00:56:36,764 --> 00:56:38,699
for disrespecting me
1038
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:41,135
and my sweet, sweet Azrael.
1039
00:56:41,269 --> 00:56:44,872
And I've had enough of
said respectlessness.
1040
00:56:45,606 --> 00:56:47,208
Run, Smurfs! Run!
1041
00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:54,949
Prisoner escape!
Prisoner escape!
1042
00:57:00,621 --> 00:57:05,259
Good idea, Azrael.
Engage wing spell!
1043
00:57:05,393 --> 00:57:10,731
Look at me. I'm going to
need a bigger litter box.
1044
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:13,433
Oh, my.
1045
00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:17,538
- Bring it!
- Come on, Ken!
1046
00:57:17,672 --> 00:57:18,873
I don't run from a fight.
1047
00:57:19,006 --> 00:57:20,875
We're not leaving you, brother.
1048
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:26,547
All Smurfs
and Snooterpoots spoken for.
1049
00:57:26,681 --> 00:57:30,051
Excelsior, my sweet Azrael!
1050
00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:40,061
I'm not feeling so majestic.
1051
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:43,764
Oh, boy.
Assume crash positions!
1052
00:57:49,637 --> 00:57:51,238
♪ Happy birthday-- ♪
Oh...
1053
00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:04,618
This is all my fault.
1054
00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:07,655
This is all my fault.
1055
00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,123
I can't believe I did
1056
00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:12,159
exactly what
that wizard wanted me to do.
1057
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,996
I'm so sorry, No Name.
1058
00:58:15,129 --> 00:58:17,932
No. This is my fault.
1059
00:58:18,065 --> 00:58:19,633
The only reason
any of this happened
1060
00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:22,670
is because I wanted
to find my thing.
1061
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:25,806
If I hadn't been so selfish,
none of us would be here.
1062
00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:28,676
No. It's not your fault,
No Name.
1063
00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:31,045
And it certainly isn't yours,
Smurfette.
1064
00:58:31,612 --> 00:58:34,048
This is all my fault.
1065
00:58:34,982 --> 00:58:37,151
I kept secrets from you all.
1066
00:58:37,284 --> 00:58:39,120
And that was wrong.
1067
00:58:40,054 --> 00:58:42,890
I didn't want to lose any of
you the way we lost Ron.
1068
00:58:43,024 --> 00:58:44,158
Who's Ron?
1069
00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:48,195
He was the greatest Smurf
who ever lived.
1070
00:58:49,096 --> 00:58:52,299
I should have told you
about him a long time ago.
1071
00:58:52,433 --> 00:58:54,735
- You're safe with us.
- I've got her.
1072
00:58:54,869 --> 00:58:57,204
Those evil wizards
won't get you.
1073
00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,440
Ron!
1074
00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:00,908
Oh, he was a Smurf of
1075
00:59:01,042 --> 00:59:03,577
tremendous courage and valor,
1076
00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:05,880
and really, really great hair.
1077
00:59:06,013 --> 00:59:08,315
It's good to see you,
my brothers.
1078
00:59:08,449 --> 00:59:09,784
It's been too long.
1079
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:12,353
We just had Smurfberry juice
and waffles together.
1080
00:59:12,486 --> 00:59:14,523
Like I said,
it's been too long.
1081
00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:17,091
That magic book will be mine!
1082
00:59:21,095 --> 00:59:23,798
Well, that was
a bit of a letdown.
1083
00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:29,003
Now that's more like it!
1084
00:59:29,136 --> 00:59:31,472
He dispatched
baddies with a Smurfy blend
1085
00:59:31,605 --> 00:59:33,941
of elegance and lethality.
1086
00:59:38,012 --> 00:59:39,780
I think it was safe to say
1087
00:59:39,914 --> 00:59:42,083
that Ron loved everyone
and everything
1088
00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:46,087
no matter how small
or insignificant they may seem.
1089
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:54,662
I love you, brother. Or sister.
1090
00:59:54,795 --> 00:59:57,598
Oh, he was way
ahead of his time.
1091
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:02,236
But Razamel soon
got the upper hand.
1092
01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:10,377
That's really something else.
1093
01:00:10,512 --> 01:00:12,880
I should probably start with
this one next time.
1094
01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:30,464
Baby Jaunty!
1095
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,168
No!
1096
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:40,007
Hang on! Papa's coming!
I got you!
1097
01:00:40,141 --> 01:00:41,742
Save the book!
1098
01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:44,945
You're next!
1099
01:00:45,079 --> 01:00:47,114
More vortex.
1100
01:00:50,519 --> 01:00:51,620
Grab my hand, Ron!
1101
01:00:51,752 --> 01:00:54,188
I probably should have
cut my hair,
1102
01:00:54,321 --> 01:00:55,624
like you guys suggested.
1103
01:00:55,756 --> 01:00:57,958
You always were a free spirit.
1104
01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,994
It was an honor and privilege
1105
01:01:00,127 --> 01:01:03,063
guardianeering with
both of you.
1106
01:01:03,197 --> 01:01:04,298
No!
1107
01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:07,902
Fi-i-i-i-ist buu-u-u-u-mp!
1108
01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:11,405
Ron... was gone.
1109
01:01:13,642 --> 01:01:15,843
Now, I won't ask you again.
1110
01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:18,679
Give me that baby book.
No.
1111
01:01:18,812 --> 01:01:20,681
No?
Hey.
1112
01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:22,750
No! Not in the face!
1113
01:01:31,725 --> 01:01:34,695
That's why
I created Smurf Village.
1114
01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:36,764
So I could
keep all of you safe.
1115
01:01:37,632 --> 01:01:40,167
I couldn't lose any of you
like we lost Ron.
1116
01:01:40,301 --> 01:01:43,237
There isn't a day goes by
that I don't think about him.
1117
01:01:43,370 --> 01:01:45,139
I know, brother.
1118
01:01:45,272 --> 01:01:48,976
It's time I told you
about our higher calling.
1119
01:01:49,109 --> 01:01:53,747
We Smurfs are
Guardianeers of Good.
1120
01:01:53,881 --> 01:01:56,183
What does that mean?
It means...
1121
01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:58,185
that we have always been
protectors
1122
01:01:58,319 --> 01:02:00,854
of peace and harmony
in the universe.
1123
01:02:00,988 --> 01:02:03,658
Even Smurfs
who don't have a thing?
1124
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:05,159
Yes, No Name.
1125
01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:07,728
But it's not just some thing
you call yourself.
1126
01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:09,664
And it isn't who you are.
1127
01:02:09,797 --> 01:02:11,799
It's who we are.
1128
01:02:11,932 --> 01:02:13,968
It's the sum of all its parts.
1129
01:02:14,101 --> 01:02:16,737
It's brains and brawn.
1130
01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:20,642
It's a Smurf who always fights
for what she believes in.
1131
01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:24,011
And even a Smurf who thought
he didn't have any thing
1132
01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:27,948
but is willing
to give everything.
1133
01:02:28,816 --> 01:02:30,951
I'm not gonna sugarcoat this,
Smurfs.
1134
01:02:31,085 --> 01:02:35,222
The bad guys want to destroy
everything good in the world.
1135
01:02:35,356 --> 01:02:36,625
And they can do it.
1136
01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:38,192
But we're not gonna let them!
1137
01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:41,563
Because there is nothing
we can't accomplish
1138
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:44,064
if we do it together!
1139
01:02:44,198 --> 01:02:47,768
Now let's get that book
and save the universe!
1140
01:02:47,901 --> 01:02:49,503
Let's do it for Ron!
1141
01:02:49,638 --> 01:02:51,972
Let's get to Guardianeering!
1142
01:02:52,106 --> 01:02:53,642
Ron!
1143
01:02:53,774 --> 01:02:56,110
Wait! Where are we going?
1144
01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:58,912
Way to kill the mood, Glasses.
He's right.
1145
01:02:59,046 --> 01:03:02,617
Razamel and that book could
be anywhere in the universe.
1146
01:03:02,751 --> 01:03:03,718
Attention!
1147
01:03:03,851 --> 01:03:05,553
Attenzione!
1148
01:03:05,687 --> 01:03:07,021
I know exactly
1149
01:03:07,154 --> 01:03:09,591
where the wizards have taken
all four books.
1150
01:03:09,724 --> 01:03:11,292
Now, I will share
this information
1151
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:14,629
with you vicious garden weasels
on one condition.
1152
01:03:14,763 --> 01:03:16,731
Name it.
That I be in the room
1153
01:03:16,864 --> 01:03:18,299
to see the stupid, angry look
1154
01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:21,335
on my stupid, angry brother's
mean, stupid, angry face
1155
01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:24,938
when he sees you all
alive and thriving.
1156
01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:26,006
It's a spite mission.
1157
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:27,776
I think we got it.
1158
01:03:27,908 --> 01:03:29,544
We all get what we want.
1159
01:03:29,678 --> 01:03:31,945
But after that,
1160
01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:34,481
our little alliance is over.
1161
01:03:34,616 --> 01:03:37,786
Yeah, okay, deal.
Where to, freaky-deaky?
1162
01:03:37,918 --> 01:03:39,053
To the ninth dimension,
1163
01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:41,121
the nexus of space and time
1164
01:03:41,255 --> 01:03:43,424
that represents
all possible worlds and all--
1165
01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:46,293
Just get in the car!
Oh, yes. Sorry. Of course.
1166
01:03:48,462 --> 01:03:51,298
Yeah!
1167
01:04:04,178 --> 01:04:07,314
Hello, everyone!
I have big news.
1168
01:04:07,448 --> 01:04:09,818
And it involves me
and my magic book.
1169
01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:13,287
Oh, what a surprise.
Raz-a-mope is late.
1170
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:15,155
What could you have been doing?
1171
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:17,891
Having your hair cut
by a blind raccoon?
1172
01:04:21,462 --> 01:04:22,697
Do you know what?
1173
01:04:22,831 --> 01:04:25,899
I'm sick of being treated
like garbage by all of you,
1174
01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:29,069
with your sarcastic comments
and mock merriment.
1175
01:04:29,203 --> 01:04:31,438
Late and lame.
1176
01:04:31,573 --> 01:04:32,873
You're all lame!
1177
01:04:36,276 --> 01:04:38,245
You'll make
wonderful hench-minions
1178
01:04:38,379 --> 01:04:40,481
now that I'm
the lord of the universe.
1179
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:43,484
Solo! Me. I. Moi!
1180
01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:47,822
Well, time to start chanting.
1181
01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:50,725
Oh, yeah--
no chance I'll hit that note.
1182
01:04:50,859 --> 01:04:52,660
And here we go!
1183
01:04:53,494 --> 01:04:56,463
Ommm beklartz...
1184
01:04:56,598 --> 01:04:57,931
...flunknard!
1185
01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,466
Wh-- Hmph.
1186
01:05:03,971 --> 01:05:05,774
You have got to be kidding me.
1187
01:05:05,906 --> 01:05:08,442
The Guardianeers of Good
are here.
1188
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,812
We'll try not to hurt you,
1189
01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:12,346
but we're not
making any promises.
1190
01:05:12,479 --> 01:05:14,783
It's not bragging.
That's just me being real.
1191
01:05:14,915 --> 01:05:16,950
Oh. This is bad.
1192
01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,853
He's linked all the books.
1193
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,387
Ken, we need a plan.
1194
01:05:20,522 --> 01:05:23,858
We're Guardianeers, Papa.
We are the plan.
1195
01:05:23,991 --> 01:05:25,459
- Charge!
- Charge!
1196
01:05:25,593 --> 01:05:26,927
Hold on!
1197
01:05:27,796 --> 01:05:30,431
Well, that's adorable.
1198
01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:31,733
Kachow!
1199
01:05:34,769 --> 01:05:36,937
Your goodness is mine!
1200
01:05:37,070 --> 01:05:40,474
Into the vortex, Smurf spirits.
1201
01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:43,611
Razamel stole
their Smurfy goodness.
1202
01:05:43,745 --> 01:05:44,913
We can get them back
1203
01:05:45,045 --> 01:05:48,148
if we break the spell
by rescuing Jaunty.
1204
01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:51,285
Where are you going, traitor?
1205
01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:52,520
Traitor?
1206
01:05:52,654 --> 01:05:55,155
Oh, well,
I brought the Smurfs to you!
1207
01:05:55,289 --> 01:05:57,157
This was a spite mission.
1208
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,359
It was.
Hmm?
1209
01:05:59,493 --> 01:06:02,095
In the water bottle you go.
No!
1210
01:06:03,030 --> 01:06:04,498
He's distracted.
1211
01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:08,969
You thought I forgot about you?
1212
01:06:09,102 --> 01:06:12,306
Whose goodness
shall I take first?
1213
01:06:12,941 --> 01:06:14,208
No!
1214
01:06:16,210 --> 01:06:18,078
Papa!
1215
01:06:18,212 --> 01:06:20,582
Don't give up,
my precious Smurfs.
1216
01:06:21,181 --> 01:06:22,951
You're Guardianeers.
1217
01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:25,118
It's up to you now.
1218
01:06:34,428 --> 01:06:35,295
Smurfette?
1219
01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:37,932
My work is done.
1220
01:06:38,065 --> 01:06:40,234
I finally delivered
everything you wanted,
1221
01:06:40,367 --> 01:06:42,436
Your Evil Lordship.
1222
01:06:42,570 --> 01:06:43,370
What is this?
1223
01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:45,807
I have always
been on your side.
1224
01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:46,975
What? No!
1225
01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,977
Well, well, well.
1226
01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:50,745
That's what we
in the evil business
1227
01:06:50,879 --> 01:06:53,413
call the long con.
1228
01:06:54,147 --> 01:06:56,751
Welcome home,
sinister Smurf demon.
1229
01:06:56,885 --> 01:06:57,785
Thank you.
1230
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,288
Psych!
1231
01:07:02,624 --> 01:07:03,625
Got you, Jaunty!
1232
01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:05,593
Thank you, Smurf--
1233
01:07:16,838 --> 01:07:19,541
Stop! That's the
interdimensional abyss.
1234
01:07:19,674 --> 01:07:23,845
Anyone who goes in there never
ever comes back the same.
1235
01:07:25,479 --> 01:07:28,081
You've got nowhere to go.
1236
01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:38,726
What do we do now, Jaunty?
1237
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,327
Warning! Lose the heels.
1238
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:41,461
You're really not gonna like
1239
01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:42,764
this first dimension,
Smurfette.
1240
01:07:42,897 --> 01:07:44,097
Why?
1241
01:07:46,601 --> 01:07:47,802
Clay?
1242
01:07:47,936 --> 01:07:50,972
That's why I feel
overly thick and bloated.
1243
01:07:51,104 --> 01:07:52,774
Where's the book?
1244
01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,609
Give that back to me!
1245
01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:58,746
That's what happens
to handsy fellas.
1246
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,248
Find a door!
Go, Smurfette!
1247
01:08:05,053 --> 01:08:06,754
Ow! Whoa!
1248
01:08:14,062 --> 01:08:16,030
This is
the worst dimension!
1249
01:08:16,163 --> 01:08:17,464
Stay away from erasers!
1250
01:08:17,599 --> 01:08:19,099
Oh! What's that?
What?
1251
01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:21,002
Made you look.
Oh, come on.
1252
01:08:21,134 --> 01:08:23,738
Help! Help!
A mean old wizard got me!
1253
01:08:25,172 --> 01:08:26,507
Eraser!
1254
01:08:26,641 --> 01:08:29,944
That's my book,
you freakish popinjays!
1255
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:33,615
Oh, no!
1256
01:08:33,748 --> 01:08:35,617
I can only run
from left to right!
1257
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:38,285
Here! Jump up these tiny hills.
1258
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:42,356
This dimension
isn't so hard, actually.
1259
01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:44,391
Hand over
the eight-bit book, Smurfs,
1260
01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:47,729
or face the wrath
of my evil picket fence!
1261
01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:50,397
It'll take more than a fence
to stop us.
1262
01:09:10,618 --> 01:09:14,321
Ugh! This is
my least favorite dimension.
1263
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:17,224
What are you?
1264
01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:18,559
I'm a tardigrade,
1265
01:09:18,693 --> 01:09:21,996
the most rugged micro animal
in the universe.
1266
01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:25,232
Our motto is
"Live tiny, die never".
1267
01:09:25,365 --> 01:09:26,834
Hi, Tardi,
nice to meet you, bye!
1268
01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:30,203
Nice to meet you, too! Bye!
1269
01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:33,240
I just want a friend.
1270
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:35,810
Will you stay here
with me forever?
1271
01:09:35,943 --> 01:09:37,745
Absotively not!
1272
01:09:40,048 --> 01:09:41,415
Is this...
1273
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,417
Smurf Village.
1274
01:09:44,952 --> 01:09:46,319
We're home.
1275
01:09:46,453 --> 01:09:48,056
Cha-cha-cha!
1276
01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:49,389
All you have to do
1277
01:09:49,524 --> 01:09:50,858
is get me to Papa Smurf's
mushroom house
1278
01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:54,128
and I can hide away for
another hundred years, easy!
1279
01:10:02,436 --> 01:10:03,805
Welcome back.
1280
01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:05,405
Papa.
1281
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:06,908
Oh, you're okay.
1282
01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:09,177
I've never been better.
1283
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:11,946
It's good to have you home.
1284
01:10:12,412 --> 01:10:14,015
We did it, Papa.
1285
01:10:14,448 --> 01:10:15,683
Keep her safe.
1286
01:10:17,284 --> 01:10:19,486
I knew you'd come through...
1287
01:10:19,620 --> 01:10:21,155
...Smurfette.
1288
01:10:21,288 --> 01:10:23,725
I don't understand.
1289
01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:25,459
Oh, let me explain.
1290
01:10:25,593 --> 01:10:27,662
We're in the surreal dimension.
1291
01:10:27,795 --> 01:10:31,032
It's made of your dreams
and nightmares.
1292
01:10:31,165 --> 01:10:32,365
No.
1293
01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:34,367
Thank you for your service.
1294
01:10:35,603 --> 01:10:37,972
Time to rid the universe
of all things good.
1295
01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:40,174
Bye-bye, puppies.
1296
01:10:40,307 --> 01:10:43,010
Ciao, daisies.
1297
01:10:43,144 --> 01:10:44,579
He's done it.
1298
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:47,414
He's sucking all of the
goodness out of the universe.
1299
01:10:48,482 --> 01:10:51,318
What the shell?
1300
01:10:51,986 --> 01:10:54,354
Release Jaunty!
Huh?
1301
01:10:54,488 --> 01:10:56,090
We're not gonna let
this happen, Razamel.
1302
01:10:56,224 --> 01:10:58,793
And just who is going
to stop me?
1303
01:10:58,926 --> 01:11:00,928
You?
1304
01:11:01,062 --> 01:11:02,130
You are nothing!
1305
01:11:02,262 --> 01:11:03,231
I'm not nothing.
1306
01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:06,667
Oh? Then who are you?
1307
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,503
I'm... I'm...
1308
01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:11,773
That's what I thought.
1309
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:14,876
You're nobody.
1310
01:11:15,009 --> 01:11:15,910
No Name!
1311
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:17,377
No Name!
1312
01:11:17,512 --> 01:11:19,514
Can you hear me?
1313
01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:25,987
Who are you, No Name?
1314
01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:28,256
Who are you?
1315
01:11:28,388 --> 01:11:29,957
Yeah, who?
1316
01:11:30,091 --> 01:11:33,060
I, uh... I-I don't know.
1317
01:11:33,194 --> 01:11:35,797
You should've just
stuck to clog making.
1318
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,733
Stay with me, No Name.
1319
01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,101
Please.
1320
01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:45,305
You got more magic
in you than you think.
1321
01:11:45,438 --> 01:11:46,641
That voice inside your head
1322
01:11:46,774 --> 01:11:48,543
telling you
you're not good enough?
1323
01:11:48,676 --> 01:11:51,311
That voice is not who you are.
1324
01:11:54,347 --> 01:11:56,751
I don't know who I am, Papa.
1325
01:11:56,884 --> 01:11:58,451
And I don't think I ever will.
1326
01:11:58,586 --> 01:12:00,521
I know who you are.
1327
01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:04,725
You're kind and fair.
1328
01:12:04,859 --> 01:12:07,427
You're strong
because you're determined.
1329
01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:09,831
You remind me a lot of Ron
in that way.
1330
01:12:09,964 --> 01:12:11,833
Really? How?
1331
01:12:11,966 --> 01:12:13,167
He was resilient.
1332
01:12:13,301 --> 01:12:14,602
When Ron got knocked down,
1333
01:12:14,735 --> 01:12:17,071
he'd get right back up
on his feet.
1334
01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:19,006
Just like you.
1335
01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:22,944
But Ron knew who he was.
He had a thing.
1336
01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:25,246
Not at first.
1337
01:12:25,378 --> 01:12:29,217
Some Smurfs just take a little
more time to find their thing.
1338
01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:32,520
And, No Name... it's your time.
1339
01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:45,199
♪ La... la... la-la-la-la... ♪
1340
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:46,801
What? What are you saying?
1341
01:12:46,934 --> 01:12:51,772
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la... ♪
1342
01:12:52,506 --> 01:12:54,075
I know who I am.
1343
01:12:55,408 --> 01:12:57,444
Hey! We're not done!
1344
01:12:57,578 --> 01:13:00,681
Oh, I've had just about
enough of you!
1345
01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:04,252
No Name!
1346
01:13:04,384 --> 01:13:06,220
But-But how?
1347
01:13:06,354 --> 01:13:08,455
Who are you?
1348
01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:10,457
Call me
1349
01:13:10,591 --> 01:13:14,394
I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-
Kick-Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf!
1350
01:13:16,230 --> 01:13:21,035
Uh, The Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick-
Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf?
1351
01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:23,671
I don't know, I think it's got
a bit of pizzazz.
1352
01:13:23,804 --> 01:13:25,106
You don't like it, do you?
1353
01:13:25,239 --> 01:13:27,808
I don't care
what you call yourself!
1354
01:13:27,942 --> 01:13:31,979
One lone Smurf can't take on
the whole evil enchilada!
1355
01:13:32,113 --> 01:13:34,615
That's the difference
between you and me, Razamel.
1356
01:13:34,749 --> 01:13:36,050
I'm not alone.
1357
01:13:36,183 --> 01:13:39,452
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
La, la, la... ♪
1358
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,255
Smurfette...
1359
01:13:41,389 --> 01:13:45,458
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
La, la, la-la-la ♪
1360
01:13:47,194 --> 01:13:51,666
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Sing a happy song ♪
1361
01:13:51,799 --> 01:13:53,801
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la... ♪
1362
01:13:53,935 --> 01:13:56,671
Why are you singing
that dreadful song?
1363
01:13:56,804 --> 01:13:59,040
Because we are
the Guardianeers of Good.
1364
01:13:59,173 --> 01:14:01,776
And I believe you have
something of ours.
1365
01:14:05,546 --> 01:14:07,048
Whoa.
Wow.
1366
01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:39,981
No!
1367
01:14:43,851 --> 01:14:44,885
Huh?
1368
01:14:49,690 --> 01:14:52,159
No, stop it!
Stop this right now!
1369
01:14:52,293 --> 01:14:53,561
Whoa!
1370
01:15:03,537 --> 01:15:05,506
Amazing.
1371
01:15:07,575 --> 01:15:08,876
What?
1372
01:15:14,348 --> 01:15:16,017
No!
1373
01:15:23,624 --> 01:15:25,092
Wait.
1374
01:15:25,226 --> 01:15:26,293
What are you doing?
1375
01:15:27,962 --> 01:15:30,931
Smurfette, I command you
to help me at once!
1376
01:15:31,065 --> 01:15:33,768
You're an evil wizard
and always will be!
1377
01:15:33,901 --> 01:15:37,438
Not true. Who I am is up to me.
1378
01:15:37,571 --> 01:15:39,273
I decide.
1379
01:15:39,407 --> 01:15:41,809
I am a Smurf.
1380
01:15:41,942 --> 01:15:45,046
We may be small,
we may be adorable,
1381
01:15:45,179 --> 01:15:47,782
but don't mistake
our kindness for weakness.
1382
01:15:47,915 --> 01:15:51,085
Because kindness always wins.
1383
01:15:51,218 --> 01:15:53,988
Unite in Smurfitude!
1384
01:16:10,805 --> 01:16:12,673
No! My books!
1385
01:16:12,807 --> 01:16:14,842
They're not evil anymore!
1386
01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:18,479
Cha-cha-cha!
1387
01:16:18,612 --> 01:16:20,281
Cha-cha-cha!
1388
01:16:20,414 --> 01:16:22,383
Ooh! That's good.
1389
01:16:25,686 --> 01:16:28,189
Oh. Hey, everybody.
1390
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,992
Oh, I hate you.
1391
01:16:32,126 --> 01:16:33,194
I know.
1392
01:16:35,629 --> 01:16:36,797
Thank you, No Name.
1393
01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:39,233
I mean... what did you
call yourself again?
1394
01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:42,903
I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick-
Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf.
1395
01:16:44,338 --> 01:16:45,840
You're right. Terrible.
1396
01:16:45,973 --> 01:16:47,241
I can beat that.
1397
01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:48,442
Wait!
1398
01:16:48,577 --> 01:16:50,545
What about
Kick... ...Smurf?
1399
01:16:51,745 --> 01:16:52,980
Uh, Kick...
1400
01:16:53,114 --> 01:16:55,015
...Smurf is definitely
inappropriate.
1401
01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:57,586
You're lucky Sound Effect Smurf
is here.
1402
01:16:57,718 --> 01:16:58,886
Sorry.
I don't know what the...
1403
01:16:59,019 --> 01:17:00,522
...I was thinking.
1404
01:17:00,654 --> 01:17:02,156
Hey! I said "Smurf."
1405
01:17:04,925 --> 01:17:07,529
You know, maybe
I'll stick with Magic Smurf.
1406
01:17:07,661 --> 01:17:09,330
It-It's got a nicer ring to it.
1407
01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:11,098
It's classic.
1408
01:17:11,899 --> 01:17:14,235
Kid... you earned your name.
1409
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:16,770
Give it up for Magic Smurf!
1410
01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:20,641
Magic Smurf!
That makes so much sense.
1411
01:17:21,909 --> 01:17:23,344
How did this happen?
1412
01:17:23,477 --> 01:17:26,714
You came up against
the Guardianeers of Good.
1413
01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:29,984
This is for Ron.
1414
01:17:31,118 --> 01:17:33,921
You missed me, idiot.
Did I?
1415
01:17:36,558 --> 01:17:38,159
No! No!
1416
01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,293
Help me, dear brother!
1417
01:17:39,426 --> 01:17:40,728
I... I...
1418
01:17:40,861 --> 01:17:42,229
love you.
1419
01:17:42,363 --> 01:17:45,600
Funny how you're finally
able to say it now.
1420
01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:47,067
How about Azrael?
1421
01:17:47,201 --> 01:17:50,572
How do you feel about
my precious feline associate?
1422
01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:52,507
He has feelings, you know.
1423
01:17:54,308 --> 01:17:56,677
I love you, Azrael.
1424
01:17:58,379 --> 01:18:01,115
In the immortal words of
Azrael's favorite pop crooner
1425
01:18:01,248 --> 01:18:04,118
and social provocateur,
Jonathan Mathis,
1426
01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:07,054
"too much, too little,
too late".
1427
01:18:07,188 --> 01:18:08,590
No! No!
1428
01:18:08,722 --> 01:18:11,992
You will all pay!
1429
01:18:12,927 --> 01:18:15,597
Well, that was quite
the successful spite mission.
1430
01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:17,164
I'm off.
1431
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:21,035
It's Razamel!
1432
01:18:22,736 --> 01:18:25,039
Did somebody say... Ron?
1433
01:18:26,941 --> 01:18:28,242
It's Ron!
1434
01:18:32,112 --> 01:18:34,448
Judging by the smile
on everyone's face, looks like
1435
01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:37,284
the Guardianeers of Good
took care of business.
1436
01:18:37,418 --> 01:18:40,555
These Smurfs were more
than up to the task.
1437
01:18:41,155 --> 01:18:43,123
And they did it their own way.
1438
01:18:44,892 --> 01:18:48,162
Ron! I thought
you were a goner!
1439
01:18:48,295 --> 01:18:51,232
Well, if by goner,
you mean I was stuck
1440
01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:52,366
in the tenth dimension
1441
01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,168
guarded by every variation
of vicious dragon
1442
01:18:54,301 --> 01:18:56,136
in every possible variation
of the universe
1443
01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:59,139
then you'd be right.
I was a goner.
1444
01:18:59,273 --> 01:19:02,711
So, what did I miss
in the last 106 years?
1445
01:19:02,843 --> 01:19:04,445
Well, that depends.
1446
01:19:04,579 --> 01:19:06,947
Are you thinking about time
in a linear fashion
1447
01:19:07,081 --> 01:19:09,183
or as a series of flat circles?
1448
01:19:09,316 --> 01:19:11,085
Uh... What?
1449
01:19:11,485 --> 01:19:12,886
Exactly.
1450
01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:15,724
What do you say we get out
of here and head back home,
1451
01:19:15,856 --> 01:19:19,226
where life is good and things
don't crunch our brain so much.
1452
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,428
That sounds pretty Smurfy
to me.
1453
01:19:23,197 --> 01:19:25,399
♪ Ooh, baby, do you know
What I'm worth? ♪
1454
01:19:25,533 --> 01:19:30,070
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place
On Earth ♪
1455
01:19:37,077 --> 01:19:38,580
♪ Take you up
To a higher love ♪
1456
01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:47,888
♪ Take you up
To a higher love ♪
1457
01:19:48,022 --> 01:19:49,223
My dear Smurfs,
1458
01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:51,992
we will no longer hide away
from the world.
1459
01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,461
Whenever we're called
to action,
1460
01:19:54,596 --> 01:19:55,863
we'll be there.
1461
01:19:55,996 --> 01:19:58,767
Because we're
stronger together!
1462
01:20:06,206 --> 01:20:08,876
♪ Take you up
To a higher love ♪
1463
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,013
♪ Higher love ♪
1464
01:20:15,416 --> 01:20:19,453
♪ I'ma bring heaven straight
to your doorstep ♪
1465
01:20:19,587 --> 01:20:23,457
♪ It's all nirvana, baby
Come and adore it ♪
1466
01:20:23,591 --> 01:20:27,629
♪ I'ma be the only one
That you're needing ♪
1467
01:20:27,762 --> 01:20:31,965
♪ I'll give you something, boy
For you to believe in ♪
1468
01:20:32,099 --> 01:20:36,337
♪ Keep it high, that vibration
Live or die, your salvation ♪
1469
01:20:36,470 --> 01:20:40,575
♪ Keep it up, up, up
Keep it up, up, up ♪
1470
01:20:40,709 --> 01:20:42,610
♪ Higher love ♪
1471
01:22:59,346 --> 01:23:01,749
Best friends
forever and ever...
1472
01:23:01,883 --> 01:23:03,050
Help me!
1473
01:23:03,183 --> 01:23:06,019
Joel! Joel!
1474
01:23:13,828 --> 01:23:15,563
Break time's over, Joel.
1475
01:23:15,697 --> 01:23:18,933
We have unfinished business
with those Smurfs.
1476
01:23:19,066 --> 01:23:20,768
Yeah!