1 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,070 Sorry I'm late. 2 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,080 Where are the kids? 3 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:21,806 When I left, 4 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:24,556 hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace 5 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:27,186 and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it. 6 00:01:27,210 --> 00:01:28,806 I made dinner reservations. 7 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,040 What are you gonna do? 8 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,090 Best laid plans. 9 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:36,090 - Hi, I will have a negroni, please. - Sure. 10 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:39,526 - Wow. - It's my vacation drink. 11 00:01:39,550 --> 00:01:42,536 I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink. 12 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,930 Yeah, so I guess negronis are my "vacation is over" drink. 13 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,786 Reentry's a bitch. 14 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:49,270 I don't wanna go home. 15 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,496 Hey, we're here till we're not. 16 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,456 - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady. 17 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,006 - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy. 18 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:57,376 Wow, Coop, that's deep. 19 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,256 You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right? 20 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,176 It will after your second negroni. 21 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,676 I may switch to mezcal. 22 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,290 Famous last words. 23 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,636 There will be others. 24 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,186 Last words? 25 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,580 No, vacations like this. 26 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,130 You think? 27 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,106 We're here till we're not. 28 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:17,646 My god. Make it stop. 29 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:20,180 Think about it. We've been very evolved… 30 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,276 Doing something like this. 31 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,156 Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends. 32 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:26,420 - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder. 33 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,366 Fair. 34 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:30,036 - Can I have another one please? - Wow. 35 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,230 Sí, señora. 36 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,416 Put that down quick. 37 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,230 Miles to go before I sleep. 38 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,780 We're 50, Coop. 39 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,320 Damn. 40 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,636 I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now 41 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,556 or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch. 42 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:49,346 Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison. 43 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,606 And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay. 44 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,976 What you're saying is, you lowered the bar. 45 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,550 I obliterated the bar. There is no bar. 46 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,840 Let's get very, very, very drunk. 47 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,850 Okay. 48 00:03:17,070 --> 00:03:18,966 Did I interrupt that? 49 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,676 Not at all. 50 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,636 Sitting here drinking negronis. You're looking to get laid. 51 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,530 - Not my type. - Bullshit. 52 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,056 I would do her. 53 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,476 Really? 54 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,226 I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that. 55 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,186 I just… I can rally. 56 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:35,516 - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams. 57 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:37,566 - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way. 58 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:39,316 You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way. 59 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:40,646 I mean, you're on vacation. 60 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:41,946 If that's what you want to do, 61 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:44,406 - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do. 62 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,906 I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night. 63 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,996 We managed to make it through the entire trip 64 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,286 without falling into bed together. 65 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:52,230 - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us. 66 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,496 This is america. 67 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,296 - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved. 68 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,546 Thank you. 69 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:01,170 And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some. 70 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:04,270 If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already. 71 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,120 That easy, is it? 72 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:14,056 - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going? 73 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,460 What just happened? 74 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:18,646 - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good? 75 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:21,800 - You say that, but... - I'm not gonna sit here and… 76 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,696 Cockblock you. 77 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,986 I feel like this conversation just took a left turn. 78 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:28,720 And you'd be right about that. 79 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,520 Hey, I got us a table at flora farms. 80 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,060 Do you have any idea how hard that was? 81 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,020 Best laid plans, right? 82 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,136 There was a moment when going on vacation 83 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,030 with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable. 84 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,910 Turns out, there was good reason for that. 85 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:55,596 But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand 86 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:58,766 couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey 87 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:03,896 on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life. 88 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,510 All things considered, things were on the upswing. 89 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,760 This is what happens… 90 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,946 You get arrested for murder. 91 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:13,156 You get exonerated. 92 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,286 You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way, 93 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,060 burning that bridge once and for all. 94 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:22,900 Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source. 95 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,070 So, you level up 96 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,200 and mend fences. 97 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:31,330 Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream. 98 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,620 But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law, 99 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,750 you wanna keep up appearances. 100 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,726 Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day. 101 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,526 Which helps get your co-parenting back on track. 102 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:45,550 Let's go. 103 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,076 And now that life is feeling manageable, 104 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,196 you can finally enjoy being single. 105 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,520 Hold tight 106 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,480 we're in for nasty weather 107 00:05:59,270 --> 00:06:03,400 there has got to be a way 108 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:07,860 burning down the house which means nights on the town. 109 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,740 And nights spent at home. 110 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:15,516 Watch out you might get what you're after 111 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:19,436 cool babies strange but not a stranger 112 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:23,300 I'm an ordinary guy. 113 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:32,116 You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated, 114 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:36,520 but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet. 115 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:39,166 Not so much for Sam levitt. 116 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,900 Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service. 117 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:46,666 She may have gotten off easy, 118 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,700 but there's another law in westmont village. 119 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:52,070 And that particular court shows no mercy. 120 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,766 Life is better than it's been for a while. 121 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,266 The family dynamic is more or less working. 122 00:06:58,290 --> 00:06:59,806 Your kids are thriving. 123 00:06:59,830 --> 00:07:02,106 And if there are moments where the simmering pain 124 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,920 of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass… 125 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,670 Well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in. 126 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:14,810 And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie. 127 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:21,956 You're finally feeling comfortable again. 128 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:25,020 In control. Safe. Optimistic even. 129 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,700 And as you already know from painful experience, 130 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:38,870 that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch. 131 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:04,810 Mr. Ashe. 132 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,496 Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone. 133 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,916 - Hi, reenie. How are ya? - Hi. 134 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,626 Wow, nice car. 135 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,046 You a car person? 136 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:14,336 - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk. 137 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,600 - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you. 138 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:24,830 Hello. 139 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,936 Hi. Are you the listing broker? 140 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,396 - Yes. Samantha levitt. - Hi. Owen ashe. 141 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,986 You don't look like a realtor. 142 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,906 I mean that in the best possible way. 143 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,446 I'm kinda new to it. 144 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:38,260 - Hey, reenie. - Hey, Samantha. 145 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,706 So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house? 146 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,616 - Just ashe. - Okay, ashe. 147 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,496 Yeah. I would… yeah, I'd love that. 148 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,336 But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time 149 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,086 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house. 150 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:53,336 Well, that was quick. 151 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,466 No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually. 152 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:58,006 I mean, I'm standing here and… 153 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,426 I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know? 154 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,596 I want something I can get lost in. 155 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:05,936 And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements… 156 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,080 Yuck. 157 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,960 Yeah, I don't know. 158 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,146 I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know? 159 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:14,776 With a lot more oomph, some wow. 160 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,446 - But this place isn't even remotely... - it's my house. 161 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,366 It's your house? 162 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:21,786 That would have been great information to have before I arrived. 163 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:25,640 I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the… 164 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,576 The circumstances. 165 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,810 The circumstances? 166 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,626 What reenie is so subtly referring to 167 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,256 is the fact that my husband died here last year. 168 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,046 Wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 169 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:38,176 Thank you. 170 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,006 Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club. 171 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:43,386 - I'm sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 172 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,830 How did he die? 173 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,500 He killed himself. 174 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,210 - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing. 175 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:54,170 Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing? 176 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,856 Yeah, it made the news. 177 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,486 They arrested you. 178 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:58,566 Yes. 179 00:09:58,590 --> 00:09:59,930 You're a dangerous woman. 180 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,366 Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself. 181 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,230 Then I guess we're both in that club too. 182 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,456 I guess so. 183 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,586 Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe, 184 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,376 - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,006 Hey, Samantha. 186 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,256 Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league 187 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,490 show me this house? 188 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,030 It's her fluffer house. 189 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,136 A fluffer house? 190 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,136 Now, that's… that's not a thing. 191 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,186 It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger 192 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:30,726 and grander by comparison. 193 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,856 - No, no, no. - I see. 194 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,646 I like to educate my clients about the entire market 195 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:37,316 before they consider a purchase. 196 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,880 Is that something you do? 197 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,986 Hard to say. 198 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:42,866 No one in this town will give me a listing. 199 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:44,616 What? Why not? 200 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,956 Right. The whole convicted felon thing. 201 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,326 It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors actually. 202 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,456 - That's great. Good for you. - Thank you. 203 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,456 - Will you give me a minute? - Sure. 204 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,666 - Reenie. - Yeah? 205 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,650 Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec? 206 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,470 That's a 750s, right? 207 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,560 - Yeah. - It's a good car. 208 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,140 Yes, it is. 209 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:29,940 Hey… 210 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,786 I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor. 211 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:34,060 How's your day looking? 212 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:44,716 - Yes. - Hey, reenie. 213 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,466 You have the listing for the bisbee estate, right? 214 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:49,960 - Yes, but this is not okay. - Can you get us in in about ten minutes? 215 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,436 - Sure. - Great. 216 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:53,976 - I was planning to take... - we're all set. 217 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,630 Nice. Let's take my car. 218 00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,380 - Hey, Samantha... - Sam. 219 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,090 Okay, Sam. 220 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,406 I was just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold? 221 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,300 Including this one, none. 222 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,600 Great. 223 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,356 I'm Jeff Pratt, with the Princeton alumni schools committee, 224 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,856 and I'll be conducting your interview. 225 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,000 Got it. 226 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,026 I know your parents from back in the day. 227 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,196 - Are they well? - Yes. 228 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,276 - Yeah. - Yeah. 229 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,050 So, Tori. Tell me, why Princeton? 230 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,010 Aside from the fact that both your parents went there. 231 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,326 That's not enough? 232 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,166 Well, put another way, 233 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:22,020 what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us? 234 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:25,666 Are you… are you on the faculty there? 235 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,836 - What? No. - I just assumed when you said "us." 236 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,870 - Sorry. Figure of speech. - Okay. 237 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,016 There's no need to be nervous. 238 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,096 It's just us talking here. 239 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,840 Well, first of all, Jeff, 240 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:47,260 I think we should acknowledge the pro form a nature of this interview. 241 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:52,850 I'm a legacy kid, on both sides, whose father has been a consistent donor. 242 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:55,246 And the reason he's been a consistent donor, 243 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:59,116 the reason so many graduates of the ivies continue to support their Alma maters, 244 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,440 is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there. 245 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,836 Because, well, let's be honest, 246 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,660 there are much worthier charities to support. 247 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,756 You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism, 248 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,176 and now, rather than try to undo the damage 249 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,176 or feed the hungry or house the homeless, 250 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,846 you're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions 251 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:20,670 riddled with systemic racism, anti-semitism, and sexism, 252 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,516 in order to ensure that yet another generation 253 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:26,816 of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share 254 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,736 of what's left of the planet's remaining resources, 255 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,260 while the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps. 256 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,350 So, I appreciate you taking the time, 257 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,850 but let's be honest. 258 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,560 We both know I'm going to be accepted 259 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,400 because you all engineered the system to do just that. 260 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,386 I didn't engineer anything. 261 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,570 Sorry. 262 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,780 Figure of speech. 263 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,210 Also, tennis. 264 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,670 - What? - I'm being recruited for tennis. 265 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,840 I probably should have led with that. 266 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,770 Now this is what I'm talkin' about! 267 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,806 - How much? - Twenty million. 268 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,120 - But I'm sure there's some wiggle room. - I'll take it. 269 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,316 Okay. 270 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,896 - So you're offering full asking? - Yeah, in cash. 271 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,566 But I wanna close by Monday. 272 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:51,696 - Monday? - Yeah. 273 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,656 We're gonna need at least a week for contracts. 274 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,316 Then you're gonna wanna do a thorough inspection... 275 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,616 I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires. 276 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,576 In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer. 277 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,140 Hey, congratulations. 278 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,116 You just sold your first house. 279 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,770 It… what is it you do again? 280 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,980 "We elect a us senator for how many years?" 281 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,586 Six. 282 00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:13,610 Okay. 283 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,546 Name five of the original 13 states. 284 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,966 Colonies. 285 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:22,846 New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, 286 00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:24,620 Rhode Island, Delaware, 287 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,500 New Hampshire, 288 00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,960 Maryland, Virginia, 289 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,566 Pennsylvania, Georgia. 290 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,526 That's 11. 291 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:37,156 What am I forgetting? 292 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,640 - How do you know all this? - I watch a lot of jeopardy! 293 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:49,980 Guess what? 294 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,570 What? 295 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,650 A drawer full of cartier love bracelets. 296 00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:00,886 I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them. 297 00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:03,516 I don't get it. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress, 298 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,386 but they all need to have this one thing. 299 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:07,306 It's like a requirement or something. 300 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,066 You want me to grab you a couple? They'll never miss 'em. 301 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,606 That's not a club I need to join. 302 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,776 Okay? Just find the pen. 303 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,300 It's in the office behind the primary bedroom. 304 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,946 North and south Carolina. 305 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,026 - What? - The other two colonies. 306 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:24,060 Okay. Now you're just showing off. 307 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,480 It's not in the desk. 308 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,966 Bingo. 309 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,160 Drawer full of pens. 310 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,726 You sure he would keep something this valuable in a mess like this? 311 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,516 Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen 312 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,066 every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in a drawer. 313 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,896 It's like some sort of ritual. 314 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,920 All right. 315 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,720 Found it. 316 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,180 The etoile de montblanc joailliere fountain pen. 317 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,076 With just 15 produced worldwide, 318 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,100 this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat Rose gold. 319 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,626 Adorned with cognac diamonds 320 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:16,336 and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than rimowa wheels, 321 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,990 it's not just a pen 322 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,136 but an aspirational work of art reselling for $165,000. 323 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,556 I'm not sure what's worse. 324 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,346 That someone pays that for a pen 325 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:30,226 or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others. 326 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,976 Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it. 327 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,776 - Shit. - What? 328 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,896 I dropped the fucking thing. Hold on. Let me get it. 329 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,550 I got it. 330 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,576 Coop? What happened? 331 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,600 Coop? 332 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:46,906 What is it? 333 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:49,666 My back went out. 334 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,496 It really fucking hurts. 335 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,206 - I can't move. - What do you mean you can't move? 336 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,320 - Just get out here. - I mean I can't move. 337 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,296 I'm lying on my back. 338 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,676 You can't be serious, Coop. 339 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,846 Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 340 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,096 Shit. Okay. I'm coming in. 341 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,290 No! 342 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,016 My back had been seizing up 343 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,646 ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year. 344 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,816 Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, 345 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,566 and a few days later, I'd be golden. 346 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,316 But I didn't have a few days. 347 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,156 I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back. 348 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,866 And when it came to thinking up an explanation 349 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,616 for how I came to be lying on their floor, 350 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,906 I was drawing a blank. 351 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,736 Okay. Shit. We gotta move. 352 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,036 Okay. Okay. Just help me up here. 353 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:33,036 - Okay. - Just… fuck, no. 354 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,110 - Sorry. Okay, okay, okay. - Fuck, fuck. No. 355 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,046 God, you're like dead fucking weight. 356 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:44,636 - I can't move you. Can you crawl? - No, I can't even roll over. 357 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,806 - This is crazy. - Just give me a few minutes. 358 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,516 - We don't have a few minutes. - Well, then go. 359 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,346 - I'll figure something out. - I'm not gonna bail on you. 360 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:51,766 Well, I can't move. 361 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:54,186 - We're gonna have to call someone. - No. No. 362 00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:56,146 You can't move! 363 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:59,460 - Fuck! Fuck. - Come on, Coop. 364 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,470 - We have to call someone. - No shit. 365 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,930 Who? 366 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,826 Okay. What the fuck? 367 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:14,286 I'll explain later. Can you… can you just please help me up? 368 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,166 You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house 369 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,456 with Nick's housekeeper? 370 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,546 Elena. 371 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,570 I know your name. 372 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:23,876 Question… whose house is this? 373 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,836 - The hemmings'. - And you know them how? 374 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:26,990 We don't. 375 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,056 "We don't." "We don't." 376 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,636 - "We"? Really? "We"? - Can we hurry this up, please? 377 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,596 - We need to move. - Just so I'm clear, 378 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,266 and I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here, 379 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:39,266 we are currently trespassing? 380 00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:41,436 - Correct. - And why would we be doing that? 381 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,356 Okay. They're gonna be home any minute. 382 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,316 So can we finish up this q and a later? 383 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,906 Q and a? 384 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,736 That's… that's funny. 385 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,116 She's funny. Who knew? 386 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,720 Barney! Please? 387 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:55,496 Okay. 388 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,270 You grab his left. I'll grab his right. On three. 389 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,940 - One, two, three. - Two. 390 00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:05,626 When does your sister get home? 391 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:08,636 She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least. 392 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,256 Okay. Do you have pills for this? 393 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,056 Yeah. Upstairs in the medicine cabinet. 394 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,426 There's flexeril and Percocet. Please. Both of them. 395 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,460 Yep. 396 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:23,670 So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, 397 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,486 a job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus, 398 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:30,826 you're, robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper? 399 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,100 - Elena. - I know her name. 400 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,916 - I take it you two are… - what? No. What? 401 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,666 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that… 402 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:44,756 That would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario. 403 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,216 I know it's a lot to absorb. 404 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,046 I'm not absorbing anything. 405 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,136 You know why? 406 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,966 Because it doesn't make any fucking sense. 407 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:54,596 I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine. 408 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:57,636 I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it. 409 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,106 But if not that, then-then what? What is this? 410 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,816 Is this some sort of elaborate, three-stage midlife crisis? 411 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,146 You know, divorce wasn't enough. 412 00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:06,566 Losing your job wasn't enough. 413 00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:08,300 Getting arrested for murder wasn't… 414 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,890 My god. 415 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,116 Coop, did you kill Paul levitt? 416 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,906 No. What are you talking about? 417 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,036 I don't know what I'm talking about! 418 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:23,166 My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar. 419 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:25,876 I mean, how do you even move this stuff? Do you have a fence? 420 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,110 No. You know… no. 421 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,570 Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 422 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,700 Wait a minute. 423 00:23:39,290 --> 00:23:40,540 Coop. 424 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,800 Those guys who beat you up… 425 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,840 Who ran me over… 426 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,880 That was connected to this? 427 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,720 I could've been fucking killed. 428 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:56,696 I thought we had moved past this. 429 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,770 I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief. 430 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,230 What a relief. 431 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,070 Thank you. 432 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,990 - What? - Nothing. I just… 433 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,806 I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story. 434 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:19,226 Do you have a problem with me? 435 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,186 Of course I have a problem with you. 436 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,766 - I have a problem with all of this! - Don't yell at me! 437 00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:26,436 I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling near you! 438 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,776 You're filling the whole room with your fucking voice! 439 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,760 Guys! Enough! Goddamn it. 440 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,116 I got to get the fuck out of here. 441 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,366 Barney. 442 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:38,020 - Barney. - What? 443 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,140 Thank you for coming to get me. 444 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:42,940 Fuck you, Coop. 445 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,900 Fuck you very much. 446 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,506 Fuck! 447 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:53,296 That actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to. 448 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,676 - I know. You can't… - and they were like… yeah. 449 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,740 Thanks. 450 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,160 Just give us a second. Thanks. 451 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,306 - I feel like they're kicking us out. - I know. 452 00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:06,930 We do seem to be closing the place down. 453 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:13,930 What? 454 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,066 I really can't remember the last time 455 00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:18,656 I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this. 456 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,746 I have been exceptionally witty tonight. 457 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,666 - Really? Is that what it is? - Yeah. I brought my best material. 458 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:27,810 - So it's all downhill from here? - Yeah, pretty much. 459 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,150 God. 460 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:35,660 When… when you get divorced, 461 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,636 I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage, 462 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,266 you don't think about the complications that are gonna come afterwards. 463 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:46,606 So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass. 464 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,526 So it's been complicated? 465 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,736 You could say that, yeah. 466 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,356 But you're over it? 467 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:54,590 I'm working on it. 468 00:25:55,630 --> 00:25:58,276 What about him? Are you over him? 469 00:25:58,300 --> 00:25:59,390 Who? 470 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,730 I am. 471 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,190 Absolutely. And then some. 472 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:11,360 So you're conflicted? 473 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,820 Well, I mean, the way I see it… 474 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,386 Is if we had known in advance 475 00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:23,096 how complicated our divorces were gonna be, 476 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:27,750 emotionally, financially, fucking logistically… 477 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:33,316 We'd all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriages. 478 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:36,010 Then where would we be? 479 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,220 - Not here. - Exactly. 480 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,850 Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering… 481 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,100 What happens next? 482 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,776 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? What? What? 483 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,680 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. It's all right. 484 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,906 You all right? 485 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:24,786 Yes. I'm sorry. I just… I suddenly don't feel well. 486 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:29,496 - God. It's okay. Is this… - I mean… something I did? 487 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,746 I promise I'm not blowing you off. 488 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:35,296 - Okay. - I was very much with the program. 489 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,450 - Okay. - Just… listen, hey, it's fine. It's fine. 490 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:40,490 Why don't I take you home? 491 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:51,920 I'm home! 492 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:57,630 So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out, 493 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:01,680 please take the appropriate measures now. 494 00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:05,970 Hi, baby. 495 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,906 Hey, mom. 496 00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:11,400 Where's Morgan? I thought you were hanging out tonight? 497 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,206 No, it's just me. 498 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,166 - Hi. - They got into a fight. 499 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:16,456 No, it wasn't a fight. 500 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,730 It sounded like a fight. 501 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,400 Well, that stinks. 502 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,806 Who can fight with this face? 503 00:28:29,830 --> 00:28:31,896 I think you might be slightly biased. 504 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,960 Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole. 505 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,840 I will cut her. 506 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:39,276 How was your date? 507 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,970 I was thinking about hanging it up. 508 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,180 - Yeah? Me too. - Perfect. 509 00:28:45,010 --> 00:28:46,430 You can live with me forever. 510 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,786 Take care of me when I am old and infirm. 511 00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:52,900 Okay. But I'm not gonna change your diapers. 512 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:54,706 Fair. 513 00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:57,086 We can have a ton of cats. 514 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:58,400 It'll be great. 515 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,776 Nothing made you more aware of being alone 516 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,510 than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed. 517 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:30,390 My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell. 518 00:29:34,270 --> 00:29:37,836 And as much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, 519 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:40,626 the ugly truth was that I had a bad back, 520 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:44,030 and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked. 521 00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,216 The new place is beautiful. 522 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,490 Congratulations. 523 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:31,830 Thank you. 524 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,750 "A deluxe apartment in the sky." 525 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:43,760 I'm sorry? 526 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:47,380 It's the jeffersons… 527 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,776 You remember? 528 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,576 It was a television show from when I was a… 529 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,220 You know what? Never mind. It's… 530 00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:57,826 Grace is worried about you. 531 00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:59,836 Well, there's nothing to worry about, so… 532 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,610 We wouldn't be here if that were true. 533 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,716 Well, anyone can have a bad year. 534 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,796 Your business model is flawed. 535 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:12,346 Your risk is not properly managed. You depend too much on too few clients. 536 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,886 One of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom line too hard. 537 00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:18,056 Respectfully, 538 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:22,476 the art of wealth management is choosing clients like stocks. 539 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:26,356 You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points. 540 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:29,106 For instance, Nick brandes, one of my largest clients, 541 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:30,840 he just signed a major broadcasting deal. 542 00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:33,196 And what happens if he leaves you? 543 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:34,366 Or gets hit by a truck? 544 00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:37,116 Mr. Park... you rely too much on other people 545 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:39,416 making their money instead of you making your money yourself. 546 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,270 I make my money… 547 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,900 By providing a valuable and exclusive service. 548 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:51,506 I have relationships across every financial sector. 549 00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:54,216 You don't work hard enough for what you have. 550 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,700 Says the man who inherited his business from his father. 551 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,960 And I have no sons to do the same. 552 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,840 - I thought maybe grace... - she doesn't want it. 553 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:07,210 She wants it… 554 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,970 For you. 555 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:14,260 So… so you're… you're offering me a job? 556 00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:20,230 You don't even like me. 557 00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:24,820 That's true. 558 00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:30,070 Okay then. I'll think about it. 559 00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,136 How's that back, Coop? 560 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,306 It's getting there. Thank you. 561 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:42,016 I'm gonna send you to my man kimo. 562 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,106 He did physio for me after my knee surgery. 563 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,670 Dude's got magic hands. 564 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:48,146 Well, I just got a toradol shot, 565 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:50,986 so that's doing the majority of the heavy lifting right now. 566 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,106 Yeah, that works too. 567 00:32:52,130 --> 00:32:53,236 It does. 568 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:55,890 I had a bulging disc a few years ago. You guys remember that? 569 00:32:57,060 --> 00:33:00,786 Man. I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one. 570 00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:03,900 Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it. 571 00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,730 I thought my golfing days were over. 572 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:10,046 When we weren't talking about finance or sports 573 00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:11,716 or the finance of sports, 574 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,256 we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries. 575 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,596 We were men of a certain age, 576 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,716 all former jocks in some capacity, 577 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,976 confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies 578 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,266 through a combination of concierge doctors, 579 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:27,436 cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death. 580 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:30,356 It was just another club we all belonged to. 581 00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:34,236 Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, estate on bisbee? 582 00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:35,616 Yeah. 583 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,236 Who is this guy? 584 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,850 Owen ashe. 585 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:42,656 Apparently he made a fortune on shipping. 586 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,326 Paid asking on the house. 587 00:33:44,350 --> 00:33:46,336 Twenty million. All cash. 588 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,546 - Jesus. - Wow. 589 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:49,860 Here comes the neighborhood. 590 00:33:50,690 --> 00:33:53,126 Geez, and he's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party? 591 00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:54,676 Sounds like a douche. 592 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,216 I don't know. 593 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,426 It's like the great gatsby or something. Could be fun. 594 00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,890 You know how that book ended, right? 595 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,896 Well, I heard it was, Sam levitt who made the sale. 596 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,266 Yeah? 597 00:34:09,290 --> 00:34:10,646 Good for her. 598 00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:11,710 "Good for her"? 599 00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:16,050 She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder. 600 00:34:16,630 --> 00:34:18,526 Did she? Who can remember? 601 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:21,196 Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold bisbee. 602 00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:23,980 She probably split, what, 603 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,836 a million dollars in commission with the listing agent? 604 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:31,876 God. She tries to send Coop away for life, now she's making six figures. 605 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,506 That's america for you. 606 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,666 Yeah. 607 00:34:34,690 --> 00:34:36,900 I thought your guy was trying to make it great again. 608 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,466 Hey, hey, hey. No politics at the club. 609 00:34:42,490 --> 00:34:43,580 Is that a rule now? 610 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:55,236 We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent. 611 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,026 Dare I say, LeBron and Steph who? 612 00:34:58,050 --> 00:34:59,406 Calm down, greeny. 613 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,656 - Please calm down. - Yeah, Mike. Come on, man. 614 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,366 Let's see him do what the king's been doing consistently for 20-plus years. 615 00:35:05,390 --> 00:35:07,366 I don't know. I've never seen him do a sombor shuffle. 616 00:35:07,390 --> 00:35:10,376 Okay. Then how about play defense like my guy, kawhi? 617 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,456 That's your guy now? 618 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,586 Yeah, that's my guy. We're both spurs legends 619 00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:15,836 - with the hardware to prove it. - Since when do you watch sports? 620 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:18,700 It's Nick's second week on air. I'm just checking in. 621 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:20,886 Let's do the math on this thing. 622 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,716 - Don't forget to carry the one. - No, you're not. 623 00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:24,750 - It was one season of overlap. - No, I'm not. 624 00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:01,240 Something wrong? 625 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,660 Nothing. Just keep doing what you're doing. 626 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,920 There's nothing really going on down there. 627 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:15,476 Okay. 628 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:16,510 Jesus. 629 00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:21,090 Okay, it's okay, Barney. 630 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,326 Hey. Hey, what is it? 631 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,496 Talk to me. 632 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,616 Do you need me to do something different? 633 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,310 Yes, actually. 634 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:34,376 I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay? 635 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,416 I keep seeing his smug, condescending face. 636 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,046 It makes it hard to have sex with his daughter. 637 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:40,216 I was just trying to help. 638 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,570 And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay? 639 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,620 A little goes a long way down there. 640 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,540 Goddamn it. 641 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,170 I remember. 642 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:57,130 I remember don't worry, worry 643 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:01,486 how could I ever forget? 644 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,930 It was the first time 645 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:09,560 the last time that we ever met 646 00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:19,716 and I know the reason why you keep this silence up 647 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:25,006 up, up no, you don't fool me 648 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:30,346 'cause the hurt doesn't show but the pain still grows 649 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:33,000 it's no stranger to you and me. 650 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,130 I'd been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know… 651 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,130 - Yeah? - Get in there. 652 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:42,670 That's when I knew. 653 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,816 Menopause. 654 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,840 Yeah. 655 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,690 Keep this in your purse. 656 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,336 Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars. 657 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,376 I don't understand. You just carry lube around with you? 658 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,570 Yeah, you gotta be prepared. 659 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,530 And on my meds, it's just… 660 00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:10,266 It makes it, like, drier than death valley down there. 661 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,306 As much as I'd like to hear more about that, 662 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:17,436 I texted you because one of the music teachers from Mayfield 663 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,476 got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester, 664 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,670 and they need a replacement. 665 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,470 I'm not a teacher. 666 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,736 Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better. 667 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,600 No, I don't know. 668 00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:32,640 'Cause on my best day, it's like… 669 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,980 You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material. 670 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,706 And that is not a bad thing. 'Cause ew. 671 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,416 You said you wanted more independence. 672 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,256 Speaking as a therapist... an unemployed therapist. 673 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,876 - By choice. - Really? 674 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,740 I'm actually writing a book. 675 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,806 What's it about? 676 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,886 No, don't try to do that. 677 00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:55,556 We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence. 678 00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:57,880 And confidence comes from activation. 679 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,226 You're doing so great. You're staying on your meds, 680 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,880 you're regulated, you're showing up to work. 681 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,196 Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge? 682 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:11,366 Besides, you're never gonna get your own place 683 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,196 based on what they pay you here. 684 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,666 Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does. 685 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:18,100 Yeah, that's a much better idea. 686 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:26,506 Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop. 687 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,086 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 688 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:29,110 No, I know. 689 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,330 I just feel like. 690 00:39:32,950 --> 00:39:35,160 I'm getting older and he's just 691 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,670 getting better and better looking. 692 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,140 Hey, Barney. It's Coop. Again. 693 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,786 Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club, but no dice. 694 00:39:59,810 --> 00:40:01,690 Give me a call. We should probably talk. 695 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,110 Yes, that sounds great. 696 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,586 Yeah, and I just wanna make sure 697 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:09,200 you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience. 698 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,820 You have? That's nice. 699 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,450 Yeah, I play there four nights a week. 700 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,210 Yeah, great. 701 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,580 Yes, I will be there. 702 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:24,130 Okay. Bye. 703 00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:27,210 What was all that about? 704 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,220 That was about me being a music teacher. 705 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,026 Guitar lessons? 706 00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:36,286 No. They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year. 707 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,206 Mayfield? You've never taught before. 708 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:39,406 That's what I said. 709 00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:41,416 But Mel already went to the head of school, 710 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,610 and apparently she's seen me perform at the tap, so… 711 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,610 I got an interview. 712 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,490 Wow, that's great. 713 00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:51,926 You look nice. Where you going? Got a hot date? 714 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,926 No. Party. 715 00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:55,306 Anyone I know? 716 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:57,766 No. In fact, no one I know. Do you wanna come? 717 00:40:57,790 --> 00:40:59,096 Can I wear this? 718 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,016 - No. - Then no. 719 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,080 - Are you sure? - Yes. Hard pass. 720 00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:04,856 One of us is gonna regret it. 721 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,976 Well, probably you. 722 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,396 No, it's probably gonna be you. 723 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,776 Well, no, it's gonna be you. 724 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,856 Mostly you. Bye. 725 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,630 Bye! 726 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,550 It's gonna be you. 727 00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:19,216 This place is incredible. 728 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,016 I mean, the juxtapositions are really thoughtful. 729 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,476 The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures, it's all the original masonry. 730 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:28,016 How you doing? Hi, hi, hi. 731 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,316 So has anyone seen our host for the evening? 732 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,776 Dying to meet him. 733 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,276 He's gonna be bald and ugly. 734 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,486 You saw him? 735 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,446 No, but he's gotta be compensating for something. 736 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:37,850 Yeah, having too much money. 737 00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,010 Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet? 738 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,866 - Any day now. - That must be so nerve-wracking. 739 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:44,980 You have no idea. 740 00:42:46,270 --> 00:42:47,996 What about Chelsea, Jules? 741 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:50,150 Chelsea went with early decision at Duke. 742 00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:52,966 It's not what Brad and I would've chosen, 743 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:56,240 but they have a great tennis team, and it's what Chelsea wanted. 744 00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:58,120 That's good. 745 00:42:58,780 --> 00:43:00,806 - Wait, is that him? - Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourselves. 746 00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:02,740 - Plenty of bars. - Wow. Thank you. 747 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,750 - Hey. How's it going? - That's him. 748 00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:09,106 You were right, suze. He's really ugly, isn't he? 749 00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:11,670 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. 750 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,396 That's not what he'd be eating in my bed. 751 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,196 Yeah, get it. 752 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,906 I bet he has a very small dick. 753 00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:19,406 Absolutely. 754 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:22,486 Ladies! Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 755 00:43:22,510 --> 00:43:25,746 Owen ashe. My friends just call me ashe. Thank you for coming. 756 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,246 Your house is stunning. 757 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:28,376 Thank you. 758 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,940 It has to be to compensate for my very small dick. 759 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,400 Right? 760 00:43:35,190 --> 00:43:36,466 Oops. 761 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:39,820 - That was… - sorry. - Yeah, that's… no worries. 762 00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:50,686 Okay, okay. What's your name? 763 00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:52,920 - Kat resnick. - Kat, very nice to meet you. 764 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,486 Excuse me. Enjoy yourselves, please. 765 00:43:56,510 --> 00:43:58,790 I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you. 766 00:43:59,090 --> 00:44:01,066 Sam! You made it. 767 00:44:01,090 --> 00:44:02,326 The place looks great. 768 00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:04,656 How did you do all this so fast? 769 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,706 How did I do all this? I have a team. 770 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:08,956 - Of course you do. - Come on, let's get you a drink. 771 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,666 Thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you. 772 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:12,900 I'm not staying. 773 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,296 What? What do you mean you're not staying? Of course you're staying. 774 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,796 You're my only friend in westmont village. 775 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:19,546 You can't leave me with all these people. Come on. 776 00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:23,216 These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me 777 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:26,500 to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight. 778 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,080 They don't love you. 779 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,646 I burned some Bridges. 780 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:37,436 Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form, 781 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:38,986 there's always another way across. 782 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,276 - Come on, one drink. - No. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 783 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,486 Are you sure? 784 00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:43,510 No. 785 00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:54,940 - Door. - Thank you. 786 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,466 - God. Sorry. - Sorry. 787 00:45:05,490 --> 00:45:06,660 Hi. 788 00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:09,330 Don't worry, I'm leaving. 789 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,186 I wasn't worried. 790 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:14,500 Imagine my relief. 791 00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:33,076 You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father. 792 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:37,456 The man just cannot hide his disappointment. 793 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,480 In you? 794 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,836 In you. For marrying me. 795 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:44,450 No, that's just his face. 796 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,676 Did he get into any specifics? 797 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:52,000 Why are you pushing this so hard? 798 00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:55,630 No reason. No reason. 799 00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,630 But also… 800 00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:03,760 In completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant. 801 00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:06,090 You… 802 00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:12,060 Are you sure it's… 803 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,310 It's mine, right? I… 804 00:46:19,650 --> 00:46:20,860 Does it… 805 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:24,150 Does it feel like a boy? 806 00:46:27,530 --> 00:46:29,056 Get me the fuck away from this fish. 807 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,660 - I can't, I can't. - Okay. 808 00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:46,656 Hey. 809 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,276 - Hi, guys. - You think that what? 810 00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:50,326 Can I borrow her for a second? 811 00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:54,116 - Sorry. Yeah, just… - good luck. - Hi. 812 00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,690 Question… 813 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,570 Why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield? 814 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:03,400 You're not a musician. 815 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:06,336 Ali is not good with that kind of schedule. 816 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,506 How do you know? 817 00:47:07,530 --> 00:47:09,176 She's been doing great, hasn't she? 818 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,926 Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great. 819 00:47:11,950 --> 00:47:14,426 She's not a child, Coop. 820 00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:17,096 She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life. 821 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,556 She's gonna screw this up. 822 00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:21,566 Maybe. And maybe you have to let her. 823 00:47:21,590 --> 00:47:24,210 You should've come to me first. 824 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,856 Stop trying to parent her. 825 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,196 Just be her brother. 826 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:31,680 Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice. 827 00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:35,116 Jesus. 828 00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:36,916 Okay. Wow. 829 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,786 Well, she seemed delightful. 830 00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,560 To everyone else but me. 831 00:47:41,570 --> 00:47:42,626 Owen ashe, I presume. 832 00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:45,296 - Ashe, please. - Wow, nice to meet… 833 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,376 Andrew Cooper. Coop. 834 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,780 Coop. Your reputation precedes you. 835 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:52,806 Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear. 836 00:47:52,830 --> 00:47:54,806 Cross to bear? Hey, take it from me, 837 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,766 it's those experiences, the ones that challenge you, 838 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:59,346 and threaten you, and… humiliate you 839 00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:01,516 that ultimately make your life worth living. 840 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:03,856 Otherwise we'd all medicate ourselves into bored oblivion 841 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,776 until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore. 842 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,656 Hey, you were arrested for murder. 843 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,816 I mean, how many people can claim that? 844 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,536 - Most murderers. - Right. 845 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,246 So is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to? 846 00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:18,366 No. No. 847 00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:19,900 Divorced? 848 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,586 Widowed. 849 00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:22,956 Jesus. I'm so sorry. 850 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,546 - No. Thank you, thank you. - God… 851 00:48:24,570 --> 00:48:27,216 It's been eight years and I miss her every day. 852 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:30,700 But I'll tell you something, that woman, she taught me how to live. 853 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:34,516 Well, what is it you do for a living? 854 00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:37,976 I'm in import/export. Freight consolidation. 855 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,240 What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance. 856 00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:43,106 Yeah. I run a small family office. 857 00:48:43,130 --> 00:48:44,856 That's suitably vague. 858 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,340 Kind of like import/export. 859 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:49,856 Hey, you're empty. We can't have that. 860 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,616 Can we get two whiskeys here, please? Good stuff. 861 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,850 Thank you, thank you. 862 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:05,876 I've seen that look. 863 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,416 - You have? So you got one? - Yeah. I got one of those. 864 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,676 - Yeah, that's a tough one. - At least it gets worse. 865 00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:11,860 Something to look forward to. 866 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:20,226 You gotta let me geek out for a second. I used to love watching you play. 867 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,476 - Your form… listen… - no. 868 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,936 …every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty. 869 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,816 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - It was. 870 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,356 And I joined your gym, by the way. 871 00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:31,196 You got a great thing going on there. I love the vibe. It's a great package. 872 00:49:31,220 --> 00:49:32,276 Are you opening more? 873 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:35,446 We just closed on the financing for two new locations. 874 00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:38,946 Two new locations? You gotta be thinking bigger than that. 875 00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:41,826 Look, if you don't mind me saying, you're having a moment right now. 876 00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:43,876 You're a beloved athlete. You're on television. 877 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:47,206 I saw the new segment, "off brandes." It's fucking great. You're gonna blow up. 878 00:49:47,230 --> 00:49:50,296 As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks. 879 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,256 You don't wanna have to deal with those shitty covenants. I'd invest in you. 880 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,636 In your brand. We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year. 881 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,266 I'll get you up to 250 the year after that. 882 00:49:58,290 --> 00:50:00,266 - Shit. - Yeah. 883 00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:01,936 - What, am I going too fast? - A little bit. 884 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,396 - It's okay. - Okay, okay. 885 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,766 I get carried away. I get excited. 886 00:50:04,790 --> 00:50:08,026 - You're gonna have to stop me. Listen. - I'm here for it, though. I like it. 887 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,436 I know how to do this. I have the resources. 888 00:50:10,460 --> 00:50:12,446 If you wanna go national, just give me a call. 889 00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:13,526 I'd love to get involved. 890 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:16,116 Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity. 891 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:18,446 I know it. Go check out my bathrooms. 892 00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:20,906 I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your luxos mts. 893 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:23,166 - Stop it. - Every one of them. 894 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:24,996 Hey, a man after my own heart. 895 00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:27,860 That's great timing actually because, nature's calling. 896 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:30,086 To more strong-ass gyms. 897 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,586 To more. Many more. More than two. 898 00:50:31,610 --> 00:50:33,506 - Come on, come on. Go big. - Yeah. 899 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,570 I'm going big. 900 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,926 - We haven't officially met. - Hey. 901 00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:40,176 Barney choi, I manage Nick's money, 902 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,936 as well as a handful of other high net worth people out here. 903 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,056 Happy to help with anything you might need. 904 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,016 Hey, great. Always one-stop shopping around here. I love it. 905 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,106 Barney, is it? 906 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,936 Yeah, well, give me a little time to get my bearings, 907 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,316 and you and I should have dinner. 908 00:50:53,340 --> 00:50:54,906 I've been looking for some new opportunities. 909 00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:56,470 - I'm your man. - Great. 910 00:51:53,530 --> 00:51:57,046 Go ahead go ahead go ahead go rock back 911 00:51:57,070 --> 00:52:00,596 get that go ahead go ahead, now baby, go ahead 912 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:04,136 you got it you got it go ahead that's it 913 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,250 you got it go ahead 914 00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:11,080 go ahead go ahead 915 00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:14,816 right gotta dance with her ass out 916 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,170 from the front to the back, now 917 00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:18,356 from the side to the side, now 918 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:19,760 to the other side rock now 919 00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:21,720 out of breath real quick now. 920 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:46,806 Hey. Where's Lisa tonight? 921 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:51,420 You know, she's taking selfies in Milan, or Paris, or… 922 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,646 Still? 923 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:57,236 Yeah. Turns out fashion week is not actually a week. 924 00:52:57,260 --> 00:53:00,106 Hey, sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail? 925 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:01,800 Or maybe it's time we called it a night. 926 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:04,220 Gordy, you get me another drink. 927 00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:06,446 I'm not getting involved. 928 00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:08,366 Fine. I will get it myself. 929 00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:09,616 Diane, come on. 930 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,350 - Okay. No. No! - Let's get you home. 931 00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:13,440 Diane... 932 00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:33,606 There comes a moment at every soiree 933 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:37,670 when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended… 934 00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:43,800 Or if it's just beginning. 935 00:53:50,930 --> 00:53:51,940 Everybody in! 936 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,100 Yeah! 937 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,440 Turn up the music! 938 00:54:08,580 --> 00:54:10,080 What is going on? 939 00:54:12,210 --> 00:54:13,580 Thought we were fighting. 940 00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:15,920 We're not fighting. 941 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,696 But if we were fighting, you would… 942 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,606 - No, Coop. No, Coop. - …You would lose. 943 00:54:23,630 --> 00:54:24,736 - No! No! - Yes. 944 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,180 - Coop, you're gonna... - bye. 945 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,300 You've been avoiding me. 946 00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:05,156 It was a lot to process. 947 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,010 Yeah. 948 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:14,140 Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back? 949 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,900 The truth is, I don't really know. 950 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:23,990 I… I accepted the offer, 951 00:55:24,650 --> 00:55:26,660 and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it. 952 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,006 But something happened to me when I walked outta that building. 953 00:55:31,030 --> 00:55:33,790 I just thought that if I took that offer, 954 00:55:34,370 --> 00:55:37,146 then everything would go right back to the way it was. 955 00:55:37,170 --> 00:55:40,920 That I would go right back to the way I was. 956 00:55:41,590 --> 00:55:43,816 And you didn't like the way it was? 957 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,970 I thought I did. 958 00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,800 Turns out I didn't. 959 00:55:50,050 --> 00:55:54,430 Well, this all sounds very existential. 960 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,956 I don't know if it's profound 961 00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:00,626 or you're just swallowing your own bullshit, 962 00:56:00,650 --> 00:56:01,650 but either way… 963 00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:04,570 I want in. 964 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:08,110 What? Why? 965 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:11,530 'Cause fuck my father-in-law. 966 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,200 Okay. 967 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,040 Grace is pregnant. 968 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:24,760 - Wow. - Yeah. 969 00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:29,510 Congratulations. 970 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,286 Barney getting involved was a terrible idea. 971 00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:41,666 But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing, 972 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:44,206 happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze, 973 00:56:44,230 --> 00:56:46,046 watching our friends and neighbors party 974 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,700 like they were living in an f. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream. 975 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,620 For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising. 976 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,726 And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze, 977 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,886 or maybe it was sheer stupidity, 978 00:56:58,910 --> 00:57:02,000 but in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.